1 00:00:07,927 --> 00:00:11,807 Catherine is a witch! 2 00:00:11,807 --> 00:00:16,937 And the day she came to Russia was a dark day for our country. 3 00:00:17,980 --> 00:00:20,983 Five holes she put in me! 4 00:00:20,983 --> 00:00:23,777 Ohh! 5 00:00:23,777 --> 00:00:28,031 But could she kill the son of Peter the Great? 6 00:00:28,031 --> 00:00:30,492 - No! - Exactly! 7 00:00:30,492 --> 00:00:32,661 Not a fuckin' chance. 8 00:00:32,661 --> 00:00:37,916 Ordained by God to rule our great land and loving you all as I do, 9 00:00:37,916 --> 00:00:42,755 and God does too, we chat about it all the fuckin' time. 10 00:00:42,755 --> 00:00:47,342 Yeah, he loves you more than fried quail and aioli. 11 00:00:49,011 --> 00:00:54,767 She fuckin' has a black tongue in the shape of a bat! 12 00:00:54,767 --> 00:00:59,229 She once stuck it up my arse! 13 00:00:59,229 --> 00:01:02,483 Tried to end me for she hated my love for you. 14 00:01:02,483 --> 00:01:06,236 But instead I rose up! 15 00:01:07,905 --> 00:01:09,782 And with your help, 16 00:01:09,782 --> 00:01:12,910 we will take that heretical bitch 17 00:01:12,910 --> 00:01:17,790 and fertilize our lands with her ground-up bones! 18 00:01:17,790 --> 00:01:20,417 She is not ordained by God as I am, 19 00:01:20,417 --> 00:01:24,546 and she refuses to ordain Paul the First! 20 00:01:24,546 --> 00:01:27,800 Peter the Great's fucking blood! 21 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:32,888 She is building a school and a vaccination center in this town. 22 00:01:32,888 --> 00:01:36,850 Poison for our minds, poison for our bodies. 23 00:01:36,850 --> 00:01:40,854 Let's go burn that shit down! 24 00:01:41,730 --> 00:01:44,650 And... and-and afterwards, uh... 25 00:01:44,650 --> 00:01:49,488 form an orderly line to suck the massive cock of Peter III. 26 00:02:00,707 --> 00:02:03,168 I suspect you'd like to be front of that queue, Patriarch. 27 00:02:04,795 --> 00:02:06,922 Just do your job, Pugachev. 28 00:02:19,935 --> 00:02:22,646 - It doesn't even look like me. - The eyes are wrong. 29 00:02:22,646 --> 00:02:25,315 Not just the fucking eyes, Velementov. 30 00:02:25,315 --> 00:02:30,154 I think traditionally an effigy has a kind of hateful pastiche quality. 31 00:02:30,154 --> 00:02:32,072 In which case, it's quite effective. 32 00:02:32,072 --> 00:02:34,450 - The hair's good! - No, it's not. 33 00:02:34,450 --> 00:02:35,784 And they do what with it? 34 00:02:35,784 --> 00:02:37,494 Parade it 'round the town, 35 00:02:37,494 --> 00:02:41,123 then they all line up to fuck it in the arse and spit in its face, 36 00:02:41,123 --> 00:02:42,124 and vice versa. 37 00:02:42,124 --> 00:02:44,543 - What? - Fuck it in the face, spit in... 38 00:02:44,543 --> 00:02:46,086 Yes, I get it, thank you. 39 00:02:48,505 --> 00:02:49,590 They hate me? 40 00:02:49,590 --> 00:02:52,259 They're the wrong blue, I think that's the problem. 41 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:54,219 Yours are more crystalline. 42 00:02:54,970 --> 00:02:57,139 - Eyes. - For fuck's sake, Velementov. 43 00:02:57,139 --> 00:02:58,223 I said less booze. 44 00:02:58,223 --> 00:03:00,184 - Was I drunk when you said it? - Yes. 45 00:03:00,184 --> 00:03:03,479 Well, wrong time to tell me then. 46 00:03:03,479 --> 00:03:05,898 - Where's Elizabeth? - I don't know. 47 00:03:05,898 --> 00:03:07,941 We have a massive problem. 48 00:03:07,941 --> 00:03:10,235 They've burnt five towns to the ground. 49 00:03:10,235 --> 00:03:13,322 This man is pretending to be Peter, whipping up the crowds, 50 00:03:13,322 --> 00:03:15,407 telling them he escaped you trying to kill him, 51 00:03:15,407 --> 00:03:19,912 railing against your heritage, your Germanness, your horse fucking. 52 00:03:19,912 --> 00:03:22,623 Apparently he even has five stab wounds in him... 53 00:03:22,623 --> 00:03:25,245 - He what? - He's a very convincing Peter, 54 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:27,336 say reports from clergy who've seen him. 55 00:03:27,336 --> 00:03:28,420 A real lookalike. 56 00:03:28,420 --> 00:03:31,006 Is it... Pugachev? 57 00:03:31,006 --> 00:03:32,382 I had thought it. 58 00:03:32,382 --> 00:03:34,968 Five stabs, didn't-didn't you do five? 59 00:03:34,968 --> 00:03:37,262 - Yes. - Guess he didn't take it very well. 60 00:03:37,262 --> 00:03:40,080 We need to find him, crush him, juice him, 61 00:03:40,081 --> 00:03:42,226 and spit the pips into the sea. 62 00:03:42,226 --> 00:03:44,061 I should apologize to him. 63 00:03:44,061 --> 00:03:45,062 - What? - I'm sorry? 64 00:03:45,062 --> 00:03:47,147 It's revenge, clearly. For what I did to him. 65 00:03:47,147 --> 00:03:49,399 Well, let's kill him first and apologize second. 66 00:03:49,399 --> 00:03:51,110 He's more likely to accept it that way. 67 00:03:51,110 --> 00:03:55,697 Peter the Great's greatest fear was exactly this, 68 00:03:55,697 --> 00:04:00,160 some brush fire that builds to conflagration. 69 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,496 Millions of peasants get the idea they can take you out. 70 00:04:02,496 --> 00:04:05,290 They could, easily, and what they'd do to you 71 00:04:05,290 --> 00:04:08,252 would fucking make that effigy look like it'd had an easy life. 72 00:04:08,252 --> 00:04:10,003 Well said, Velementov. 73 00:04:10,003 --> 00:04:12,214 Get me a plan by morning then. 74 00:04:12,214 --> 00:04:15,509 Or maybe I should have one of your officers... maybe Petrov. 75 00:04:15,509 --> 00:04:17,970 Petrov's a fucking pup. 76 00:04:17,970 --> 00:04:19,471 I can do this. 77 00:04:20,431 --> 00:04:21,849 I'll see you in the morning. 78 00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:25,644 You think he can do this? 79 00:04:27,479 --> 00:04:30,732 Definitely the right man for the job. 80 00:04:32,025 --> 00:04:34,278 Morning. 81 00:04:34,278 --> 00:04:37,948 Did a package arrive? I am to receive new shoes. 82 00:04:37,948 --> 00:04:39,825 Stop buying shoes, Maxim. 83 00:04:39,825 --> 00:04:42,411 My style has become much talked about at court. 84 00:04:42,411 --> 00:04:44,288 "Maximesque" has become a phrase. 85 00:04:44,288 --> 00:04:46,039 We don't have endless amounts of money. 86 00:04:46,039 --> 00:04:48,459 I live large. That's Maxim. 87 00:04:49,042 --> 00:04:51,295 Also, everyone at court is talking about 88 00:04:51,295 --> 00:04:54,214 this guy pretending to be Peter, riling up the peasants? 89 00:04:54,214 --> 00:04:57,426 She needs to go unleash a wave of bloodshed on those fuckers. 90 00:04:57,426 --> 00:04:58,719 Pretending to be Peter? 91 00:04:58,719 --> 00:05:00,888 That's what the daily pamphlet says. 92 00:05:00,888 --> 00:05:05,184 Also, don't be angry, but tell me these aren't stunning. 93 00:05:15,527 --> 00:05:17,070 Hmm. Salty. 94 00:05:22,367 --> 00:05:23,786 Spicy. 95 00:05:23,786 --> 00:05:25,579 Some notes of turnip top. 96 00:05:44,306 --> 00:05:46,934 - What are you doing? - Ah, darling. 97 00:05:46,934 --> 00:05:48,018 Paul has colic. 98 00:05:48,018 --> 00:05:50,562 So a festival of tit sucking is needed to celebrate this? 99 00:05:50,562 --> 00:05:51,980 This is his wet nurse rotation. 100 00:05:51,980 --> 00:05:54,066 Leaving aside the fact you don't know that, 101 00:05:54,066 --> 00:05:56,276 I am ascertaining if their milk is to blame. 102 00:05:56,276 --> 00:05:58,237 It is. You're all fired. 103 00:06:00,197 --> 00:06:01,573 Although, Liquorice, you can stay, 104 00:06:01,573 --> 00:06:04,118 as I'm interested in Jean-Pierre turning yours into a panna cotta. 105 00:06:05,244 --> 00:06:08,122 Ah! A big Catherine doll. 106 00:06:08,122 --> 00:06:09,873 - For Paul? - No! 107 00:06:10,707 --> 00:06:14,044 Pugachev is in the regions whipping up unrest 108 00:06:14,044 --> 00:06:16,088 and turning out hate dolls, which then they... 109 00:06:17,172 --> 00:06:18,757 do things to. 110 00:06:18,757 --> 00:06:21,468 - Look! - Pugachev. Fucker. 111 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:23,554 Huh. I wondered what happened to him. 112 00:06:23,554 --> 00:06:25,264 Well, "wondered" is too strong a term. 113 00:06:25,264 --> 00:06:27,975 Exactly. Never occurred to us. 114 00:06:27,975 --> 00:06:30,436 We are monsters. We should apologize. 115 00:06:30,436 --> 00:06:32,855 Fuck that, he was hired to be a lookalike. 116 00:06:32,855 --> 00:06:35,065 Part of that is knowing you will take a knife to the throat 117 00:06:35,065 --> 00:06:37,693 or a saber to the balls at any point for your beloved leader 118 00:06:37,693 --> 00:06:39,486 and be happy about it. 119 00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:41,530 As he took five stabs, he should be very content 120 00:06:41,530 --> 00:06:42,990 that he was an excellent employee. 121 00:06:42,990 --> 00:06:45,576 Well, he's clearly anything but fucking content. 122 00:06:45,576 --> 00:06:48,454 He's out in the regions raising an army of peasants against me, 123 00:06:48,454 --> 00:06:51,081 burning towns, all the while pretending to be you. 124 00:06:51,081 --> 00:06:52,749 - Me? - It seems so. 125 00:06:52,749 --> 00:06:56,170 And the people rise in violence for me? 126 00:06:57,337 --> 00:07:00,215 Yes. Against me. 127 00:07:02,718 --> 00:07:04,511 Are you actually moved by that? 128 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:07,973 - They love me. - Jesus Christ. That's not the point. 129 00:07:07,973 --> 00:07:10,476 Although, how can they hate me when all I do 130 00:07:10,476 --> 00:07:12,269 is ponder how to better their lives 131 00:07:12,269 --> 00:07:14,646 and love you, who never spent a moment on it? 132 00:07:14,646 --> 00:07:16,565 Hmm. Chemistry. 133 00:07:16,565 --> 00:07:18,650 I have chemistry with the people, you do not. 134 00:07:18,650 --> 00:07:20,694 You need to destroy him and everyone around him. 135 00:07:20,694 --> 00:07:22,863 You don't let trouble start in Russia. 136 00:07:22,863 --> 00:07:26,950 A fire in your own house, as Daddy would say, must get no oxygen. 137 00:07:26,950 --> 00:07:29,703 So I heard. Velementov is developing a plan. 138 00:07:29,703 --> 00:07:30,913 Hmm. Oh. 139 00:07:30,913 --> 00:07:32,289 I must deal with Paul's colic. 140 00:07:32,915 --> 00:07:34,917 Of course. Poor Paul. 141 00:07:37,211 --> 00:07:38,295 Paul. 142 00:07:38,295 --> 00:07:40,130 They love Daddy. 143 00:07:40,130 --> 00:07:42,466 They still love Daddy. 144 00:07:43,675 --> 00:07:46,512 Ah, yes. 145 00:07:46,512 --> 00:07:47,721 Brilliant. 146 00:07:47,721 --> 00:07:49,223 Hmm? 147 00:07:50,724 --> 00:07:51,809 Morning. 148 00:07:53,268 --> 00:07:55,020 Pugachev! 149 00:07:55,020 --> 00:07:56,396 Your fingerprints are on this. 150 00:07:56,396 --> 00:07:57,981 Isn't it marvelous? 151 00:07:57,981 --> 00:08:01,944 The irony, the wit. It's one of my best moments. 152 00:08:01,944 --> 00:08:04,446 All for God, though, no ego involved. 153 00:08:04,446 --> 00:08:07,241 - What are you doing? - Just being my incredible self. 154 00:08:07,241 --> 00:08:09,284 Serving God, exercising my gifts. 155 00:08:09,284 --> 00:08:11,453 I am not involved in this! 156 00:08:11,453 --> 00:08:12,955 Other than you know. 157 00:08:12,955 --> 00:08:15,415 So, complicit. So, shh! 158 00:08:15,415 --> 00:08:17,793 No, no, no, no, no. Why is this happening again? 159 00:08:17,793 --> 00:08:19,128 I'll just fucking tell her. 160 00:08:19,128 --> 00:08:21,088 We are too loyal for that. 161 00:08:21,088 --> 00:08:22,965 Don't press too hard on that. 162 00:08:22,965 --> 00:08:24,758 Everything breaks at some point. 163 00:08:24,758 --> 00:08:26,677 Relax. 164 00:08:26,677 --> 00:08:31,348 She is now on the back foot, terrified. 165 00:08:31,348 --> 00:08:32,724 An uprising. 166 00:08:32,724 --> 00:08:36,019 Leaders like to think they're gods, the people will love them. 167 00:08:36,019 --> 00:08:37,896 Well, they don't. 168 00:08:37,896 --> 00:08:40,274 - They're making hatefuck dolls. - They're what? 169 00:08:40,274 --> 00:08:43,610 The Russian peasant is passionate and very good at craft. 170 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:46,321 Point is, we make her desperate. 171 00:08:46,321 --> 00:08:48,323 Don't say "we"! This is not a "we"! 172 00:08:48,323 --> 00:08:52,744 And when she is truly terrified, then the exciting rescue! 173 00:08:52,744 --> 00:08:57,458 Me! I come in, save her, make a deal, get rid of Pugachev. 174 00:08:57,458 --> 00:08:59,668 She starts to listen to me more. 175 00:08:59,668 --> 00:09:02,588 Paul is ordained, there is one Church. 176 00:09:02,588 --> 00:09:05,048 She slows down her changes. 177 00:09:05,048 --> 00:09:08,469 I will have built a little house of fear 178 00:09:08,469 --> 00:09:11,346 I can kick the door in on when I see fit. 179 00:09:11,346 --> 00:09:15,225 She has a reminder of who has the power in the people's hearts. 180 00:09:15,768 --> 00:09:19,313 I will pause now for awed applause. 181 00:09:19,938 --> 00:09:21,940 - I hate you. - You needn't worry. 182 00:09:21,940 --> 00:09:24,485 She will be played delightfully. 183 00:09:24,485 --> 00:09:26,862 We will all be friends. 184 00:09:27,529 --> 00:09:30,866 I dreamt she and I were in a bubble bath together. 185 00:09:30,866 --> 00:09:34,203 I was soaping her relentlessly. 186 00:09:34,203 --> 00:09:38,165 So much information, none of which I wanted or needed. 187 00:09:38,165 --> 00:09:39,583 It'll work. 188 00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:41,752 It's me. And God. 189 00:09:41,752 --> 00:09:45,589 Hand in hand, dancing for the good of all. 190 00:09:54,515 --> 00:09:55,933 Moose meat! 191 00:09:55,933 --> 00:09:57,017 Unthinkable. 192 00:09:57,017 --> 00:09:58,852 It's elk, it's always elk. 193 00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:01,396 Why will they not obey me? 194 00:10:08,403 --> 00:10:10,072 Stop looking at your crown. 195 00:10:10,072 --> 00:10:11,657 We have work today. 196 00:10:11,657 --> 00:10:13,200 I think today is the day. 197 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,369 Velementov is ripe. 198 00:10:15,369 --> 00:10:17,162 - Today? - Today. 199 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,375 Where were you this morning? 200 00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:23,001 You missed my raped effigy. 201 00:10:23,001 --> 00:10:25,129 I was tending to my butterflies. 202 00:10:25,129 --> 00:10:27,881 You're not harboring anger about the Ordination then? 203 00:10:27,881 --> 00:10:31,593 More intermittent rage. 204 00:10:31,593 --> 00:10:35,389 But intermittent, so now I'm with you, it's gone. 205 00:10:35,389 --> 00:10:36,974 Take your moment. 206 00:10:36,974 --> 00:10:38,100 I need your help. 207 00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:40,185 They're burning towns down. 208 00:10:40,185 --> 00:10:41,687 An uprising is building. 209 00:10:41,687 --> 00:10:43,939 I heard. A fake Peter. 210 00:10:43,939 --> 00:10:46,358 Pugachev is this fake Peter. 211 00:10:46,358 --> 00:10:47,818 Pugachev? 212 00:10:47,818 --> 00:10:50,737 Pugachev is not a political animal, he's just an animal. 213 00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,656 Who Peter says is a good employee. 214 00:10:52,656 --> 00:10:55,617 So how does he go from a good employee to a revolutionary? 215 00:10:55,617 --> 00:10:58,912 If he angered on my stabbing him, he seems like the sort of man... 216 00:10:58,912 --> 00:11:00,536 Who would just stab you, rape you 217 00:11:00,537 --> 00:11:02,082 and sell your clothes at an outdoor market. 218 00:11:02,082 --> 00:11:04,585 Yes. So... 219 00:11:05,419 --> 00:11:07,337 He perhaps has a new employer. 220 00:11:07,337 --> 00:11:08,922 I was thinking that. 221 00:11:08,922 --> 00:11:11,133 A mystery to unravel. 222 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:12,885 Such fun. 223 00:11:12,885 --> 00:11:16,638 With a bit of help, maybe we could smoke them out. 224 00:11:18,348 --> 00:11:21,143 Severe colic. I'd say a chest infection as well. 225 00:11:21,143 --> 00:11:23,645 Oh. I hate seeing him in pain. 226 00:11:23,645 --> 00:11:26,023 Really? I love seeing people in pain. 227 00:11:26,023 --> 00:11:28,859 Excites me in a strange way. Hence becoming a doctor. 228 00:11:29,568 --> 00:11:31,069 Torture was the other way to go. 229 00:11:31,069 --> 00:11:33,280 But the work is sporadic and has low status. 230 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:34,907 My father's words exactly. 231 00:11:34,907 --> 00:11:37,659 Potassium nitrate, rhubarb, and some mercury. 232 00:11:37,659 --> 00:11:39,077 - Great. - A few side effects. 233 00:11:39,077 --> 00:11:40,746 Droopy eye and gout. 234 00:11:40,746 --> 00:11:42,289 - Gout? - Gout. 235 00:11:42,289 --> 00:11:43,665 Shit like foie gras. 236 00:11:43,665 --> 00:11:46,168 Eh, fuck off, Vinodel. I will cure him myself. 237 00:11:46,168 --> 00:11:49,630 I will use one of my old nurse's herbal remedy books. 238 00:11:49,630 --> 00:11:50,881 Don't worry, Paul. 239 00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:53,801 Daddy will cure you. 240 00:12:03,227 --> 00:12:05,521 Fuck. 241 00:12:06,563 --> 00:12:08,273 That about sums it up. 242 00:12:10,859 --> 00:12:13,237 - Hello, Daddy. - Hello, indeed. 243 00:12:13,237 --> 00:12:16,490 Um, shouldn't you be resting in peace? 244 00:12:16,490 --> 00:12:17,616 Oh, I was. 245 00:12:17,616 --> 00:12:20,619 Then you took over my apartments, broke my line, 246 00:12:20,619 --> 00:12:23,080 smashed the legacy of a thousand-year reign, 247 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:24,748 and breastfed in front of me. 248 00:12:24,748 --> 00:12:26,708 Ooh, uh, I... 249 00:12:26,708 --> 00:12:29,878 Point is, you're in trouble, and Daddy is here to help. 250 00:12:30,838 --> 00:12:33,048 I don't actually need help. 251 00:12:33,048 --> 00:12:34,174 I'm content. 252 00:12:34,174 --> 00:12:35,592 Content? 253 00:12:35,592 --> 00:12:37,469 Is there an uglier word in the language? 254 00:12:37,469 --> 00:12:41,598 No real man is ever content. There is always more to get. 255 00:12:41,598 --> 00:12:44,351 And that more is not enough, but luckily there is always fucking more 256 00:12:44,351 --> 00:12:45,811 beyond that more. 257 00:12:45,811 --> 00:12:46,937 My motto. 258 00:12:46,937 --> 00:12:48,230 I remember. 259 00:12:48,230 --> 00:12:49,815 My people fucking love me. 260 00:12:49,815 --> 00:12:52,943 So what? They love watching pigs fuck in the snow. 261 00:12:52,943 --> 00:12:54,570 God, you know the worst thing about being a ghost? 262 00:12:54,570 --> 00:12:57,114 You're dead and can't have more, and then more and then even more. 263 00:12:57,114 --> 00:12:59,077 Yes. And when your living son needs a beating, 264 00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:00,078 you can't give it to him. 265 00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:02,494 - Makes you feel a failure as a father. - I don't need a beating. 266 00:13:02,494 --> 00:13:04,246 Here's an idea. 267 00:13:04,246 --> 00:13:07,624 I want you to punch yourself in the eye very hard. 268 00:13:07,624 --> 00:13:10,502 I want to hear the sound of a crisp spring apple 269 00:13:10,503 --> 00:13:12,171 being bitten when you do it. 270 00:13:12,171 --> 00:13:14,089 - Go. - I'm not punching myself. 271 00:13:14,089 --> 00:13:15,841 You're making Daddy wait? 272 00:13:15,841 --> 00:13:17,468 No, I... 273 00:13:18,552 --> 00:13:20,596 Will you go if I do it? 274 00:13:21,513 --> 00:13:22,513 I will. 275 00:13:23,557 --> 00:13:25,350 - If the sound is satisfactory. - Mm-hm. 276 00:13:25,350 --> 00:13:27,811 And it makes you go and kill your wife, 277 00:13:27,811 --> 00:13:30,314 ordain your baby, and tit-fuck those wet nurses, 278 00:13:30,314 --> 00:13:32,107 I will rest in peace. 279 00:13:32,107 --> 00:13:33,984 I'm busy, curing Paul. 280 00:13:33,984 --> 00:13:36,695 - Hmm. Poor Paul. - He has colic. 281 00:13:36,695 --> 00:13:37,863 That's not what I meant. 282 00:13:37,863 --> 00:13:40,032 They fucking love me, the people. 283 00:13:40,032 --> 00:13:42,576 What does it matter? You gave it away. 284 00:13:42,576 --> 00:13:43,576 Fuck off! 285 00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:51,627 What... ? 286 00:13:55,172 --> 00:13:56,381 Agnes. 287 00:13:56,381 --> 00:13:59,927 I know I said you could never fuck me, but I am shaking inside, 288 00:13:59,927 --> 00:14:01,804 and I'm going to the forest tonight. 289 00:14:01,804 --> 00:14:04,014 I will throw it to fate. 290 00:14:04,014 --> 00:14:05,015 Meaning? 291 00:14:05,015 --> 00:14:07,643 You find me, you fuck me. 292 00:14:08,727 --> 00:14:11,522 Well, I... I... am... m-making a plan. 293 00:14:11,522 --> 00:14:14,775 Know the moment when victory's there to be had. 294 00:14:14,775 --> 00:14:16,235 You missed it in Sweden. 295 00:14:17,236 --> 00:14:19,071 I... I'm planning for Puga-Puga... 296 00:14:20,322 --> 00:14:23,200 Ah, yes, here's something, Paul. Yes, okay, yes! 297 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,284 We have it. 298 00:14:24,284 --> 00:14:25,494 Hugo. 299 00:14:26,578 --> 00:14:28,580 I wanted a king to witness it. 300 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:30,791 Not that you're a king anymore, but we make do. 301 00:14:30,791 --> 00:14:33,210 - Hugo? - Thank you for always being a friend. 302 00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:35,546 Fucking hell! No! 303 00:14:35,546 --> 00:14:38,632 N-no, not near the sofa, or... ? 304 00:14:38,632 --> 00:14:40,717 Oh, Paul's here. Right. 305 00:14:40,717 --> 00:14:42,177 Good fathering. 306 00:14:42,177 --> 00:14:44,430 Um, move him so I don't get blood on him. 307 00:14:47,599 --> 00:14:48,934 Look at him. 308 00:14:49,393 --> 00:14:52,896 I could weep when I think of the world we leave you. 309 00:14:54,022 --> 00:14:55,315 What's wrong? 310 00:14:55,315 --> 00:14:57,067 But leave I must. 311 00:15:01,071 --> 00:15:02,281 Hm? 312 00:15:02,281 --> 00:15:05,826 They keep using moose meat in the meatballs here 313 00:15:05,826 --> 00:15:08,287 and I tell them it's too coarse but they don't fucking care 314 00:15:08,287 --> 00:15:11,290 because I'm... I'm not a king! 315 00:15:11,290 --> 00:15:14,209 - I'll talk to them. - You're not a fucking king either! 316 00:15:14,209 --> 00:15:15,711 Talk to your wife to talk to them, 317 00:15:15,711 --> 00:15:18,464 when she's not driving your country to ruin. 318 00:15:18,464 --> 00:15:20,549 I hear your lookalike is out pretending to be you. 319 00:15:20,549 --> 00:15:21,592 Indeed. 320 00:15:21,592 --> 00:15:24,219 He's whipping up revolution out of the incredible love 321 00:15:24,219 --> 00:15:25,554 my peasants and serfs have for me. 322 00:15:25,554 --> 00:15:30,601 Maybe he can build a legacy for you because, truth is, 323 00:15:30,601 --> 00:15:32,478 you don't fucking have one. 324 00:15:33,562 --> 00:15:35,380 What the fuck, Hugo! Some courtesies remain, 325 00:15:35,381 --> 00:15:36,381 no matter how sad your brain is. 326 00:15:36,382 --> 00:15:38,233 Such as kings should lie to each other? 327 00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:40,319 They love me, you fuck! 328 00:15:40,319 --> 00:15:42,738 Name one thing you did? One thing. 329 00:15:45,115 --> 00:15:46,784 A big bell had been commissioned... 330 00:15:46,784 --> 00:15:49,077 Oh, ding-dong for the fucking bell! 331 00:15:49,077 --> 00:15:52,247 Catherine will be remembered as an iconic figure, 332 00:15:52,247 --> 00:15:55,167 and you, a fucking blip who held the door for her. 333 00:15:55,167 --> 00:15:57,092 I will load the gun and let you back at it 334 00:15:57,093 --> 00:15:58,128 if you don't still your mouth. 335 00:15:58,128 --> 00:16:00,839 You should kill yourself too. You're almost as bad as me. 336 00:16:00,839 --> 00:16:05,177 Please fill my mouth with the barrel and have Paul pull the trigger. 337 00:16:05,177 --> 00:16:06,887 Paul the serf. 338 00:16:08,722 --> 00:16:11,517 How dare you? 339 00:16:11,517 --> 00:16:14,269 Is he ordained? Then he's a fucking serf. 340 00:16:16,271 --> 00:16:20,859 We were raised as men and ended up vulva with hands. 341 00:16:22,402 --> 00:16:24,154 I should kill you, for Paul's sake. 342 00:16:24,154 --> 00:16:25,405 And then myself. 343 00:16:26,031 --> 00:16:27,741 Bye. 344 00:16:30,536 --> 00:16:32,830 Oh, for fuck's sake! 345 00:16:44,258 --> 00:16:46,093 Uncle Hugo. 346 00:16:46,093 --> 00:16:48,178 So funny, Paul. 347 00:16:48,178 --> 00:16:51,181 Think nothing of it. Or of anything he said. 348 00:16:51,181 --> 00:16:53,934 Which was all madness and lies. 349 00:17:08,949 --> 00:17:11,160 I do love you. 350 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,287 Vinodel, are you drunk? 351 00:17:13,287 --> 00:17:16,123 I'm mostly high on purple dust, some cocaine, 352 00:17:16,123 --> 00:17:18,041 and your heady post-fuck scent. 353 00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:19,835 You are sweet. 354 00:17:19,835 --> 00:17:23,797 I am fucking you far too often and it is bending your brain a little. 355 00:17:24,798 --> 00:17:26,967 I've watched you for many years. 356 00:17:26,967 --> 00:17:28,594 Sick and yet thrilling. 357 00:17:28,594 --> 00:17:32,306 The Peter the Great days. Remember, I pronounced him dead? 358 00:17:32,306 --> 00:17:34,933 You tried to carry him through the halls to help. 359 00:17:34,933 --> 00:17:36,226 Yes. 360 00:17:36,226 --> 00:17:39,897 And for years, I've watched you refuse to put him down. 361 00:17:39,897 --> 00:17:43,525 Put him down and pick me up. 362 00:17:43,525 --> 00:17:45,527 He is dead, I am not. 363 00:17:46,528 --> 00:17:50,616 It's not just the fucking. I am a man of science. 364 00:17:50,616 --> 00:17:55,454 Curiosity is my lead, to unravel mystery. 365 00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:59,583 You are a mystery I could spend my life unraveling. 366 00:18:03,712 --> 00:18:05,047 You're a strange man. 367 00:18:05,047 --> 00:18:07,049 You should go. I have much to do. 368 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,219 - At this hour? - Yes. 369 00:18:12,137 --> 00:18:15,057 That mystery, enticing. 370 00:18:40,791 --> 00:18:44,628 There is a big fire I fear will burn us all to cinders. 371 00:18:44,628 --> 00:18:46,296 Best ring the bell! 372 00:19:04,982 --> 00:19:06,400 Is it a drill? 373 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,776 I don't know. 374 00:19:11,572 --> 00:19:13,866 I was dreaming of fucking Catherine. 375 00:19:14,741 --> 00:19:16,076 Me too. 376 00:19:16,076 --> 00:19:18,579 Huh. Weird. 377 00:19:19,621 --> 00:19:21,415 I get it a lot. 378 00:19:22,124 --> 00:19:23,292 Yeah. 379 00:19:24,751 --> 00:19:26,170 Me too. 380 00:19:28,088 --> 00:19:29,757 I need to bring more shoes! 381 00:19:29,757 --> 00:19:30,883 Just go! 382 00:19:31,675 --> 00:19:33,594 What is going on? 383 00:19:33,594 --> 00:19:37,139 It's fine. We're just on a little fact-finding mission, 384 00:19:37,139 --> 00:19:39,057 raiding Georgina's apartments. 385 00:19:39,057 --> 00:19:40,434 Then Archie's. 386 00:19:58,118 --> 00:20:01,455 Why is this happening again? Oh! 387 00:20:08,086 --> 00:20:10,464 Oh fuck. Fuck it. 388 00:20:23,102 --> 00:20:24,770 Who knew George could even write? 389 00:20:28,690 --> 00:20:32,069 She actually writes passionately about me and our goals. 390 00:20:32,069 --> 00:20:33,445 Hmm. 391 00:20:33,445 --> 00:20:34,988 Just to herself. 392 00:20:36,657 --> 00:20:38,992 - What are you wearing? - Smolny's coat. 393 00:20:38,992 --> 00:20:40,911 - Anything? - Nothing. 394 00:20:40,911 --> 00:20:42,871 Except that he's desperate for a pegging. 395 00:20:42,871 --> 00:20:45,874 He's written to every servant girl asking them to do it. 396 00:20:45,874 --> 00:20:48,127 - All said no. - Except Petra. 397 00:20:48,127 --> 00:20:50,212 Oh, Smolny. 398 00:20:50,212 --> 00:20:52,381 Always begging for a pegging. 399 00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:54,049 Where to next? 400 00:20:54,049 --> 00:20:56,218 Arkady, then Archie. 401 00:21:11,358 --> 00:21:12,734 - I hate you. - Impossible. 402 00:21:12,734 --> 00:21:15,487 I've got a pussy full of your Pugachev stuff. 403 00:21:15,487 --> 00:21:17,489 She's going through the building. Fuck. 404 00:21:17,489 --> 00:21:18,740 Thanks. 405 00:21:19,658 --> 00:21:21,618 Complicit now, aren't you? 406 00:21:21,618 --> 00:21:23,287 Really annoyed at you right now. 407 00:21:30,919 --> 00:21:32,337 Agnes. 408 00:21:32,337 --> 00:21:34,840 Ever seen a Caravaggio? 409 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:40,179 The light streaming at you is alike. 410 00:21:42,181 --> 00:21:44,892 Though he never painted anything as beautiful. 411 00:21:46,727 --> 00:21:48,228 Oh. 412 00:21:51,190 --> 00:21:54,985 I kept thinking I would die without your lips on mine just once. 413 00:21:56,570 --> 00:21:57,988 - Fuck. - Yes, please. 414 00:21:58,572 --> 00:21:59,573 Not here. 415 00:22:00,574 --> 00:22:01,992 By the river. 416 00:22:12,211 --> 00:22:13,420 Nothing. 417 00:22:13,420 --> 00:22:15,255 Should I be reassured? 418 00:22:15,255 --> 00:22:16,507 No. 419 00:22:17,424 --> 00:22:19,468 How is your intermittent rage? 420 00:22:19,468 --> 00:22:22,304 It did not stretch to setting Pugachev loose, did it? 421 00:22:22,304 --> 00:22:24,139 You did say you fucked him once. 422 00:22:24,139 --> 00:22:27,851 And he was very rude and asked for four rubles and a live quail. 423 00:22:27,851 --> 00:22:29,812 But no, it did not. 424 00:22:30,312 --> 00:22:33,107 Disagree we might, but die together we will. 425 00:22:33,690 --> 00:22:35,609 Good on you for thinking it, though. 426 00:22:35,609 --> 00:22:38,237 How necessarily dark your mind grows. 427 00:22:38,237 --> 00:22:39,530 Huzzah. 428 00:22:40,531 --> 00:22:42,950 We will best whoever it is. 429 00:22:42,950 --> 00:22:44,535 Of course, we will. 430 00:22:46,703 --> 00:22:49,832 I always thought it was my destiny to be the most loved 431 00:22:49,832 --> 00:22:52,084 and longest-reigning monarch in all of Russia. 432 00:22:52,084 --> 00:22:54,586 Let's just shoot for "longest," shall we? 433 00:22:57,423 --> 00:23:01,427 Oh, where is dawn? I can't fucking hold out. 434 00:23:19,570 --> 00:23:22,573 Something for me, something for Sweden. 435 00:23:36,462 --> 00:23:38,088 They all hate me. 436 00:23:38,088 --> 00:23:39,381 Hmm. 437 00:23:39,381 --> 00:23:41,522 I wish I had advice, but of course they love me, 438 00:23:41,523 --> 00:23:42,523 so it's hard to relate. 439 00:23:42,524 --> 00:23:45,220 They hated you, and you were fucking terrible at the job. 440 00:23:45,220 --> 00:23:46,555 You may be lashing out. 441 00:23:46,555 --> 00:23:49,558 I am, but it doesn't make it untrue. 442 00:23:49,558 --> 00:23:52,269 And how can they be so angry at me when I am right? 443 00:23:53,353 --> 00:23:55,272 And what if... 444 00:23:55,272 --> 00:23:56,846 They gather enough force to march on Petersburg, 445 00:23:56,847 --> 00:23:57,847 come to sack the palace, 446 00:23:57,848 --> 00:24:00,235 burn your body and throw your pretty charred corpse off the roof 447 00:24:00,235 --> 00:24:01,737 to a gleeful crowd below? 448 00:24:01,737 --> 00:24:04,239 - It happened in Sweden. - Hmm. 449 00:24:05,282 --> 00:24:07,910 You could give it back to me, I suppose. 450 00:24:09,603 --> 00:24:10,662 What? 451 00:24:10,662 --> 00:24:13,540 Well, they love me. It would calm things down. 452 00:24:13,540 --> 00:24:14,625 You find Pugachev and... 453 00:24:14,625 --> 00:24:16,502 Are you behind this? Pugachev? 454 00:24:16,502 --> 00:24:18,170 - That is mad. - Is it? 455 00:24:18,170 --> 00:24:20,714 Pugachev? The excellent employee? 456 00:24:20,714 --> 00:24:22,800 Elizabeth says someone is driving this. 457 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:26,011 Oh, you are in a leadership paranoia spiral, 458 00:24:26,011 --> 00:24:27,596 seeing danger and monsters everywhere. 459 00:24:27,596 --> 00:24:29,014 Thank God, it will save you. 460 00:24:29,014 --> 00:24:30,205 My father slept an hour a night 461 00:24:30,206 --> 00:24:31,892 and was tormented by people coming at him. 462 00:24:31,892 --> 00:24:33,936 I suppose I am. 463 00:24:34,978 --> 00:24:37,648 It is fine, it is fine, I am overly worked up. 464 00:24:38,649 --> 00:24:40,609 Elizabeth will find the traitor driving this, 465 00:24:40,609 --> 00:24:41,885 and Velementov is bringing me a plan, 466 00:24:41,886 --> 00:24:43,320 and we will end this fucking Pugachev. 467 00:24:44,321 --> 00:24:46,740 - I thought you were going to say sorry. - Go down on me. 468 00:24:46,740 --> 00:24:50,577 Hmm? That's a sudden change of subject, but not an unwelcome one. 469 00:24:50,577 --> 00:24:53,163 Sorry, I need to lose myself. I'm in pieces a bit. 470 00:24:53,163 --> 00:24:55,290 Hmm. I will pull you together. 471 00:25:09,054 --> 00:25:11,223 Well, she looks content. 472 00:25:11,223 --> 00:25:14,935 Of course, she's got everything. So why wouldn't she? 473 00:25:36,081 --> 00:25:38,167 - Where am I? - It's morning. 474 00:25:38,167 --> 00:25:41,670 - What happened? - I fear you're late for your meeting. 475 00:25:41,670 --> 00:25:43,714 My... ? 476 00:25:43,714 --> 00:25:45,132 My meeting! 477 00:25:47,176 --> 00:25:48,594 My plan... 478 00:26:03,192 --> 00:26:04,234 Archie! 479 00:26:04,234 --> 00:26:06,133 Oh, friendly greeting from someone 480 00:26:06,134 --> 00:26:08,363 who punched and kicked me last time we met 481 00:26:08,363 --> 00:26:12,075 and then failed fucking dismally to ordain his son. 482 00:26:12,075 --> 00:26:14,703 God is watching. He is very displeased. 483 00:26:14,703 --> 00:26:17,790 Well, a simple "hello" would suffice. 484 00:26:17,790 --> 00:26:19,666 Uh... are there ghosts? 485 00:26:19,666 --> 00:26:21,585 And how does one get rid of them? 486 00:26:21,585 --> 00:26:23,545 - Am I a village witch? - Fine. 487 00:26:23,545 --> 00:26:26,340 Abandon your duty to aid an ordained one. 488 00:26:26,340 --> 00:26:29,510 What do the ghosts say? 489 00:26:29,510 --> 00:26:32,096 Not your business. Just tell me, how do I get rid of them? 490 00:26:32,096 --> 00:26:36,225 An exorcism perhaps, or you do as they wish and they go, 491 00:26:36,225 --> 00:26:38,519 or you resist them until the thing they're trying to bring forth 492 00:26:38,519 --> 00:26:40,896 dies inside you and the opportunity passes. 493 00:26:40,896 --> 00:26:42,231 Or they come from the devil, 494 00:26:42,231 --> 00:26:45,359 in which case they aim to destroy you and you should resist. 495 00:26:46,485 --> 00:26:48,821 - Complicated fucking answer. - It's a complicated business. 496 00:26:48,821 --> 00:26:50,823 God, the veil, et cetera. 497 00:26:51,698 --> 00:26:53,492 What if it's Daddy? 498 00:26:53,492 --> 00:26:54,660 Peter the Great? 499 00:26:54,660 --> 00:26:56,120 Hmm. 500 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:58,997 Then you do as he fucking asks, of course. 501 00:27:00,165 --> 00:27:01,708 Unhelpful! 502 00:27:02,876 --> 00:27:03,877 Aunt! 503 00:27:05,254 --> 00:27:07,256 - I need your help. - Do you indeed? 504 00:27:07,256 --> 00:27:09,174 Is it to get your son ordained? 505 00:27:09,174 --> 00:27:11,135 Oh, no. We failed at that. 506 00:27:11,135 --> 00:27:13,595 Can we all just put that fucking behind us? 507 00:27:14,096 --> 00:27:16,390 - Daddy's back. - Oh. 508 00:27:16,390 --> 00:27:18,142 - How is he? - Mad. 509 00:27:18,142 --> 00:27:20,894 I need you to speak to him and tell him to leave me alone. 510 00:27:20,894 --> 00:27:22,104 He's saying sharp things. 511 00:27:22,104 --> 00:27:23,814 It's making my head feel very heavy, 512 00:27:23,814 --> 00:27:26,108 like there's water in it, or a cannonball, 513 00:27:26,108 --> 00:27:28,569 or I'm the cannonball falling through water, I don't know. 514 00:27:28,569 --> 00:27:30,070 Will you speak to him? 515 00:27:31,864 --> 00:27:34,408 - What's wrong? - I don't want to say. 516 00:27:34,408 --> 00:27:37,119 It would be cruel considering you're feeling all cannonball and water. 517 00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:38,787 Right. 518 00:27:38,787 --> 00:27:42,916 Well, now you need to say, so just say, say now, please. 519 00:27:42,916 --> 00:27:47,129 Darling, I will never not love you, you know that, but... 520 00:27:47,129 --> 00:27:48,881 Okay, not loving where this is going. 521 00:27:49,673 --> 00:27:52,593 I expected little from you and loved you freely, 522 00:27:52,593 --> 00:27:55,637 but even the little I expected did not eventuate. 523 00:27:55,637 --> 00:27:57,264 Harsh. 524 00:27:57,264 --> 00:27:59,391 But seems the sentiment of the day. 525 00:27:59,391 --> 00:28:01,393 You have left the future open for anyone, anywhere, 526 00:28:01,393 --> 00:28:03,020 to write their name into it. 527 00:28:03,020 --> 00:28:04,313 In blood most likely. 528 00:28:04,313 --> 00:28:06,315 I asked you to let this go. 529 00:28:06,315 --> 00:28:08,984 And I am telling you I can't. 530 00:28:08,984 --> 00:28:13,489 Peter, the future is not a place we can travel to when we are ready. 531 00:28:13,489 --> 00:28:16,408 It is a cough in her chest or poison in her veins. 532 00:28:16,408 --> 00:28:19,077 It is a man burning Russia down or a peasant who's had enough. 533 00:28:19,077 --> 00:28:22,247 I will not be told what to do with my son. 534 00:28:24,625 --> 00:28:27,002 But Daddy? Will you speak to him or not? 535 00:28:28,086 --> 00:28:31,590 Of course. 536 00:28:35,135 --> 00:28:38,639 My love for you is a wave that washes everything else away. 537 00:28:40,015 --> 00:28:41,975 You are a son to me. 538 00:28:42,851 --> 00:28:44,978 You, the mother I never had. 539 00:28:44,978 --> 00:28:46,146 Thank you. 540 00:28:48,065 --> 00:28:50,692 Just use terms like, "Times are different," 541 00:28:50,692 --> 00:28:52,319 "You're dead, leave us alone," 542 00:28:52,319 --> 00:28:54,446 "You misjudge your son who is actually brilliant, 543 00:28:54,446 --> 00:28:56,907 just in a way like a book in a language you cannot understand." 544 00:28:56,907 --> 00:28:58,122 "You don't get it and throw it at the wall 545 00:28:58,123 --> 00:29:00,202 when it is, in fact, a great book." 546 00:29:00,202 --> 00:29:01,954 Just talking points. I trust you on it. 547 00:29:06,458 --> 00:29:08,836 I'm here! I'm here... 548 00:29:08,836 --> 00:29:10,421 - General. - I'm late. 549 00:29:10,421 --> 00:29:12,381 Or are you? 550 00:29:12,381 --> 00:29:15,050 Fucking trick question? I have my plan to give. 551 00:29:15,050 --> 00:29:17,469 Indeed you do, but let's just veer over here... 552 00:29:17,469 --> 00:29:19,346 - Petrov, I... - ... and rest for a moment. 553 00:29:19,346 --> 00:29:20,639 What if this was the plan? 554 00:29:20,639 --> 00:29:23,892 Late idea, but I think strong. You do not go in there, I do. 555 00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:26,228 I say, "He's not late, of course, he's not. 556 00:29:26,228 --> 00:29:28,856 He has, in fact, fallen from an angry horse 557 00:29:28,856 --> 00:29:30,983 while saving some children from an angry hawk, 558 00:29:30,983 --> 00:29:33,735 hit his head, and is now resting unconscious in his room. 559 00:29:33,735 --> 00:29:34,945 Let's reschedule." 560 00:29:34,945 --> 00:29:37,156 We, meanwhile, take you, put you in a sauna, 561 00:29:37,156 --> 00:29:38,866 leech all the vodka from your body 562 00:29:38,867 --> 00:29:40,659 and collect it in several gallon buckets, 563 00:29:40,659 --> 00:29:42,661 during which you'll invariably black out. 564 00:29:42,661 --> 00:29:45,192 And on waking refreshed by the novel feeling 565 00:29:45,193 --> 00:29:46,915 of your own unadulterated blood 566 00:29:46,915 --> 00:29:48,333 coursing through your veins, 567 00:29:48,333 --> 00:29:51,587 dressed in a uniform that doesn't smell like a stag's douche, 568 00:29:51,587 --> 00:29:53,297 you go in there and work your magic. 569 00:29:53,297 --> 00:29:54,506 You like? 570 00:29:54,506 --> 00:29:55,883 Fuck off. 571 00:29:56,884 --> 00:29:58,802 Or we just go in. 572 00:30:02,848 --> 00:30:04,308 Fucking... 573 00:30:04,308 --> 00:30:05,851 Fucking move! 574 00:30:05,851 --> 00:30:07,519 - I'm here! - You're late. 575 00:30:07,519 --> 00:30:11,148 I'm sorry. I... I... I... 576 00:30:11,148 --> 00:30:13,025 Oh, good, you're drunk too. 577 00:30:13,025 --> 00:30:15,277 I'm Russian, born fucking drunk. 578 00:30:15,277 --> 00:30:17,029 No bearing on my abilities. 579 00:30:18,071 --> 00:30:19,907 There's knives sticking out of the table. 580 00:30:19,907 --> 00:30:23,118 Or am I... am I seeing stuff? Usually I just see bears. 581 00:30:23,118 --> 00:30:24,828 That was me. 582 00:30:24,828 --> 00:30:27,456 Not necessary, I suppose, but I love the drama of it. 583 00:30:27,456 --> 00:30:29,124 Shows each village he's burnt down. 584 00:30:29,124 --> 00:30:31,835 Right. Well, we'll pull 'em out and we'll... 585 00:30:31,835 --> 00:30:33,128 plunge 'em in his... 586 00:30:34,505 --> 00:30:37,257 fucking thing... fucking thing... 587 00:30:37,257 --> 00:30:39,802 I needed you to be on time, 588 00:30:39,802 --> 00:30:42,012 with a plan, sober. 589 00:30:42,012 --> 00:30:43,097 Here with me. 590 00:30:43,097 --> 00:30:45,974 I am several of those. I'm just missing a couple. 591 00:30:45,974 --> 00:30:47,309 Jesus! 592 00:30:47,309 --> 00:30:49,019 Had an update. One more. 593 00:30:49,019 --> 00:30:50,771 Fuck. 594 00:30:51,730 --> 00:30:54,108 Nope! No more of that. 595 00:30:54,108 --> 00:30:56,819 Can you stop this man from coming to kill me and burning down Russia? 596 00:31:01,115 --> 00:31:04,159 We get... we get a lot of troops. 597 00:31:04,159 --> 00:31:05,911 We go door to door. 598 00:31:05,911 --> 00:31:08,330 We kick the truth out of people, 599 00:31:08,330 --> 00:31:11,041 find him, and pop his head from his neck. 600 00:31:11,041 --> 00:31:12,543 And the timeline on that? 601 00:31:12,543 --> 00:31:14,795 This door kicking of Russia? 602 00:31:14,795 --> 00:31:18,757 However long it takes to put this fucker in the ground. 603 00:31:18,757 --> 00:31:20,634 - Huzzah! - Huzzah! 604 00:31:20,634 --> 00:31:22,886 Everybody get out. Now. 605 00:31:25,722 --> 00:31:28,934 What are you doing? Where the fuck were you? 606 00:31:28,934 --> 00:31:30,519 Can we... can we sit? 607 00:31:31,270 --> 00:31:35,858 You can't do it, can you? Choose anything over a fucking bottle? 608 00:31:35,858 --> 00:31:37,025 Not even me. 609 00:31:37,025 --> 00:31:38,902 Not even fucking Russia. 610 00:31:42,322 --> 00:31:44,199 Velementov? Say something. Velement... 611 00:31:47,327 --> 00:31:50,539 Oh... Sorry. 612 00:31:50,539 --> 00:31:52,291 Oh! 613 00:31:52,291 --> 00:31:53,792 Sorry, I just... 614 00:31:53,792 --> 00:31:55,085 I need a couple of minutes. 615 00:31:55,085 --> 00:31:57,629 It's been a very long night, actually. 616 00:31:57,629 --> 00:32:01,967 I just need to gather my thoughts, maybe... maybe a bath... 617 00:32:01,967 --> 00:32:04,178 I'll... I'll be back... 618 00:32:04,178 --> 00:32:06,597 No. Don't. 619 00:32:06,597 --> 00:32:08,474 I don't think you can do this anymore. 620 00:32:09,767 --> 00:32:12,644 Course, I can. Can find him in my fucking sleep. 621 00:32:12,644 --> 00:32:14,772 - Not just finding him. - Well, killing him then! 622 00:32:14,772 --> 00:32:18,275 Fucking... string-stringing the man up by his fucking ankles 623 00:32:18,275 --> 00:32:21,028 and beating him until he's... 624 00:32:21,028 --> 00:32:24,281 until he cries blood. 625 00:32:24,281 --> 00:32:25,699 Ha! 626 00:32:25,699 --> 00:32:27,534 I cough it, but he'll cry it. 627 00:32:27,534 --> 00:32:28,952 Fuck me. 628 00:32:31,872 --> 00:32:34,416 Catherine. It's... 629 00:32:38,128 --> 00:32:39,630 I'm here now. 630 00:32:42,299 --> 00:32:43,592 No, you're not. 631 00:32:43,592 --> 00:32:44,968 You should rest. 632 00:32:44,968 --> 00:32:46,929 I don't need fucking rest! 633 00:32:46,929 --> 00:32:49,848 Someone else can take over. Someone else can lead the army. 634 00:32:49,848 --> 00:32:53,018 You can't take this off me. Not now. 635 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:55,687 You're just... 636 00:32:55,687 --> 00:32:57,564 You're just fucking punishing me. 637 00:32:58,565 --> 00:33:01,985 I'm leading. I'm saving my reign. 638 00:33:03,112 --> 00:33:05,114 It's a kindness, really. 639 00:33:06,824 --> 00:33:08,408 You are so tired. 640 00:33:08,408 --> 00:33:09,827 And so sick. 641 00:33:10,619 --> 00:33:12,746 And... so old. 642 00:33:13,997 --> 00:33:15,707 I can't lose this. 643 00:33:17,459 --> 00:33:19,837 It's my skin, Catherine. 644 00:33:21,255 --> 00:33:23,173 It's my skin. 645 00:33:23,924 --> 00:33:26,635 I need men who are whole. I'm sorry. 646 00:33:46,405 --> 00:33:47,948 Saw the General go. 647 00:33:47,948 --> 00:33:51,577 Understand he's struggling. If you need us... 648 00:33:51,577 --> 00:33:54,580 I need Pugachev is what I need. 649 00:33:54,580 --> 00:33:56,582 Why don't I just go find him? 650 00:33:56,582 --> 00:33:58,250 How? 651 00:33:58,250 --> 00:34:00,169 Well, why don't I just go do it 652 00:34:00,169 --> 00:34:02,171 and then one day, when I'm bored, 653 00:34:02,171 --> 00:34:04,506 I'll write you a long letter telling you how I did it? 654 00:34:04,506 --> 00:34:05,507 Insolence. 655 00:34:05,507 --> 00:34:07,551 More a priorities thing. 656 00:34:07,551 --> 00:34:09,178 I take my leave. 657 00:34:09,178 --> 00:34:10,763 I decide when you take your leave. 658 00:34:10,763 --> 00:34:12,431 Of course. 659 00:34:14,308 --> 00:34:15,768 You are dismissed. 660 00:34:17,978 --> 00:34:19,730 - I said... - I know. 661 00:34:19,730 --> 00:34:21,410 But you're not exactly known for brevity, 662 00:34:21,411 --> 00:34:23,776 so I was waiting, assuming there was more. 663 00:34:23,776 --> 00:34:26,528 But there's not, so I'll go find him. 664 00:34:30,157 --> 00:34:32,326 Why is everyone such a fucker today? 665 00:34:34,369 --> 00:34:35,996 I'm here. 666 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:39,333 Waiting. 667 00:34:40,501 --> 00:34:43,504 I was always waiting for you in these rooms, hoping you'd come. 668 00:34:46,715 --> 00:34:48,342 It feels very familiar. 669 00:34:49,259 --> 00:34:52,179 The butterflies in my stomach and the turning at every noise. 670 00:34:54,264 --> 00:34:55,974 Oh, there I go. 671 00:34:58,811 --> 00:35:01,438 You're mad about Peter, the Ordination. 672 00:35:02,231 --> 00:35:03,774 He's a handful... 673 00:35:04,608 --> 00:35:06,860 you found hard to hold. 674 00:35:09,655 --> 00:35:11,281 He and Catherine's love... 675 00:35:11,281 --> 00:35:14,910 like ours, swallows you into a world you did not imagine. 676 00:35:18,622 --> 00:35:20,791 But I will see it done, I promise. 677 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,677 How I miss your bigness. 678 00:35:35,180 --> 00:35:37,349 Like a bear in a teacup. 679 00:35:39,476 --> 00:35:41,270 How we filled the room. 680 00:35:44,773 --> 00:35:48,360 How our skin fired, our eyes on each other, 681 00:35:49,153 --> 00:35:50,446 our talk... 682 00:35:51,864 --> 00:35:53,365 our laughter... 683 00:35:57,244 --> 00:36:00,122 our strange naked dances in the night. 684 00:36:08,213 --> 00:36:09,673 And then you went. 685 00:36:16,930 --> 00:36:19,057 And it all shrank away... 686 00:36:30,068 --> 00:36:31,236 Just come. 687 00:36:34,323 --> 00:36:35,741 Once. 688 00:36:44,708 --> 00:36:46,502 Yes, you're right. 689 00:36:46,502 --> 00:36:47,753 Sorry. 690 00:36:48,796 --> 00:36:50,005 Right. 691 00:36:50,005 --> 00:36:51,507 Here we go. 692 00:36:52,508 --> 00:36:57,513 Now, you wear this for four hours on your feet, 693 00:36:57,513 --> 00:37:00,182 and through the magic of the human body, 694 00:37:00,182 --> 00:37:03,227 where everything connects, except sometimes penis and mind, 695 00:37:03,227 --> 00:37:05,395 it will work through to your chest 696 00:37:05,395 --> 00:37:06,937 and then I will come back and wash it off 697 00:37:06,938 --> 00:37:08,190 before your skin cracks, bubbles, 698 00:37:08,190 --> 00:37:11,568 and spits with fire from the inside, which, trust me, you don't want. 699 00:37:11,568 --> 00:37:13,195 I had something very similar once 700 00:37:13,195 --> 00:37:16,031 when I got stuck in Great Grandpa's armor for 17 hours. 701 00:37:16,031 --> 00:37:18,534 Long story. You'll understand when you turn three, 702 00:37:18,534 --> 00:37:22,704 which, by the way, it is a fucking bear wrestle of a year, be warned. 703 00:37:25,249 --> 00:37:27,417 Ah! 704 00:37:29,711 --> 00:37:31,130 Ahh! 705 00:37:41,223 --> 00:37:42,349 Who the fuck are you? 706 00:37:42,349 --> 00:37:44,810 Is that an existential question, Daddy? 707 00:37:45,477 --> 00:37:48,939 - "Daddy"? - I brought you Paul, age 20. 708 00:37:50,441 --> 00:37:52,901 Fucking birds. 709 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,154 Nice! 710 00:37:55,154 --> 00:37:57,906 Thanks. No problem. 711 00:37:57,906 --> 00:37:59,867 Oh! You seem marvelous. 712 00:37:59,867 --> 00:38:02,161 I based my whole being on not being you. 713 00:38:02,786 --> 00:38:06,832 You were always hugging me and offering me foie gras on crackers. 714 00:38:06,832 --> 00:38:10,961 I realized you were such a pussy, and Mother had your cock in a box, 715 00:38:10,961 --> 00:38:13,255 so I would base myself on Grandfather. 716 00:38:13,255 --> 00:38:16,133 Flattering. And also logical. 717 00:38:16,133 --> 00:38:18,719 I will be great! Build a legacy. 718 00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:21,138 Huzzah-de-fucking-zah! 719 00:38:21,138 --> 00:38:22,765 Reinstate the Great! 720 00:38:22,765 --> 00:38:25,768 Fucking catchy, Grandfather! 721 00:38:25,768 --> 00:38:28,187 I always had a way with words. And women. 722 00:38:28,187 --> 00:38:30,606 And war. And building great cities. 723 00:38:30,606 --> 00:38:33,025 - Paul? - You didn't even fucking ordain me! 724 00:38:33,025 --> 00:38:35,152 What the fuck? Who does that? 725 00:38:35,152 --> 00:38:37,446 I'm getting upset. Look, I've got tears welling. 726 00:38:37,446 --> 00:38:38,655 I hate that. 727 00:38:38,655 --> 00:38:40,824 Distract. Let's drink, fuck, and make plans. 728 00:38:40,824 --> 00:38:44,036 We need women, alcohol, and maps. 729 00:38:44,036 --> 00:38:47,122 Oh. 730 00:38:47,122 --> 00:38:50,167 Listen here, you little fuck. I made you. 731 00:38:50,167 --> 00:38:51,919 I was a good father to you. 732 00:38:51,919 --> 00:38:56,840 Oh, yeah, because that's what history remembers: good fathers. 733 00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:00,511 I need to smash something. 734 00:39:03,472 --> 00:39:04,723 Wh-what's wrong? 735 00:39:04,723 --> 00:39:08,477 Velementov. I love him and he's dying... 736 00:39:08,477 --> 00:39:10,479 - He's dying? - That's a shame. 737 00:39:10,479 --> 00:39:11,688 Fat fuck. 738 00:39:11,688 --> 00:39:13,273 - Yes. - Shit. 739 00:39:13,273 --> 00:39:15,734 And he was developing a plan for Pugachev, and he comes in 740 00:39:15,734 --> 00:39:19,113 looking like he was raped by the forest and drowned in a vodka lake. 741 00:39:19,113 --> 00:39:21,824 Whoa. Incredibly telling imagery. Poor fucker. 742 00:39:21,824 --> 00:39:24,326 He is too sick to work, so I relieved him of his commission. 743 00:39:24,326 --> 00:39:26,286 But then I think, what if he was involved? 744 00:39:26,286 --> 00:39:28,872 And it is all fucking swirling about me. 745 00:39:28,872 --> 00:39:30,749 Hmm. You're very shaken. 746 00:39:30,749 --> 00:39:34,253 I am hated at court, in the land. 747 00:39:34,837 --> 00:39:38,006 This Pugachev thing is rattling me in a new way. 748 00:39:38,715 --> 00:39:40,509 I feel it here. Danger. 749 00:39:40,509 --> 00:39:44,680 And tonight, he will burn down another town, gather more forces, 750 00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,349 and do unimaginable things to my effigy. 751 00:39:48,892 --> 00:39:49,893 I should do it. 752 00:39:49,893 --> 00:39:51,854 What? 753 00:39:51,854 --> 00:39:53,272 I should be head of the army. 754 00:39:53,272 --> 00:39:54,731 What are you talking about? 755 00:39:54,731 --> 00:39:56,275 It all makes fucking sense. 756 00:39:56,275 --> 00:39:59,236 You're brilliant at progress, ideas, transforming the country. 757 00:39:59,236 --> 00:40:00,821 I'm good at violence and killing. 758 00:40:00,821 --> 00:40:04,032 And it has been a grit in our relationship, 759 00:40:04,032 --> 00:40:07,411 but it can be the oyster with shallot vinegar, 760 00:40:07,411 --> 00:40:09,705 and more than that, a pearl. 761 00:40:09,705 --> 00:40:10,914 Peter, I... 762 00:40:10,914 --> 00:40:15,377 I am talking as a wave of brilliance is rolling through my head. 763 00:40:15,377 --> 00:40:17,087 Let it roll. Let it roll. 764 00:40:17,087 --> 00:40:18,505 Love it when you're up and at 'em. 765 00:40:18,505 --> 00:40:20,007 - It is fate, we are fate. - Gives me hope. 766 00:40:20,007 --> 00:40:21,633 It is something to see, actually. 767 00:40:21,633 --> 00:40:23,218 Our problems alone, horrible. 768 00:40:23,218 --> 00:40:26,805 But then you walk in and our needs slot together. 769 00:40:26,805 --> 00:40:29,475 It is why we are fate. 770 00:40:29,475 --> 00:40:32,478 Why we are destiny. 771 00:40:32,478 --> 00:40:34,062 You want to be head of the army? 772 00:40:34,062 --> 00:40:35,439 I will lead us to great victories, 773 00:40:35,439 --> 00:40:38,734 be known as a great military fuckin' leader. 774 00:40:38,734 --> 00:40:40,652 Better than fuckin' Father! 775 00:40:40,652 --> 00:40:42,404 And Paul will see it too. 776 00:40:42,404 --> 00:40:45,908 This is so brilliant, I am lightheaded. 777 00:40:48,744 --> 00:40:51,038 - I can't. - Of course, you can. 778 00:40:51,038 --> 00:40:52,206 No. Thank you. 779 00:40:52,206 --> 00:40:54,917 - I love that you are there for me, but... - But what? 780 00:40:54,917 --> 00:40:56,418 Oh, here we go. 781 00:40:56,418 --> 00:40:59,004 He'll start crying and go down on her in a moment. 782 00:40:59,004 --> 00:41:01,048 - Catherine! Why not? - Peter, don't. 783 00:41:01,048 --> 00:41:02,800 - I'm tired. - Why not? 784 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,844 If you had not used Pugachev, none of this would've... 785 00:41:05,844 --> 00:41:08,430 Fuck that, that is done! This is new. 786 00:41:08,430 --> 00:41:10,557 I will take him out with my army. 787 00:41:10,557 --> 00:41:11,558 No. 788 00:41:11,558 --> 00:41:15,437 No? Uh, I'm gonna need a fucking "because." 789 00:41:18,816 --> 00:41:20,609 Because Sweden. 790 00:41:21,193 --> 00:41:23,195 - What? - You fucked that up. 791 00:41:23,195 --> 00:41:24,363 It was a disaster. 792 00:41:24,363 --> 00:41:27,491 Tens of thousands died, and more would've, had I not solved it. 793 00:41:28,158 --> 00:41:29,827 - Right. - I'm sorry. 794 00:41:30,452 --> 00:41:31,954 - I just can't. - Won't. 795 00:41:31,954 --> 00:41:33,664 You mean won't. 796 00:41:34,915 --> 00:41:36,416 Yes. I mean I won't. 797 00:41:38,085 --> 00:41:39,545 Please, let it go. 798 00:41:41,547 --> 00:41:42,714 It's gone. 799 00:41:52,433 --> 00:41:55,394 Peter the Great is sad. 800 00:42:14,913 --> 00:42:16,832 - Are you actually fucking dying? - Yes. 801 00:42:16,832 --> 00:42:18,625 Sad. 802 00:42:18,625 --> 00:42:20,627 - To Velementov. - To Velementov. 803 00:42:20,627 --> 00:42:23,756 A tragic end. Should've died in battle, man like you. 804 00:42:23,756 --> 00:42:27,426 That said, now you're out, I should definitely be fucking in. 805 00:42:27,426 --> 00:42:29,762 It's an insult. Blood like yours. 806 00:42:29,762 --> 00:42:32,097 Course you should be head of the fucking army, no question. 807 00:42:32,097 --> 00:42:37,019 - It's just a job. - It's not just a job, it's the job. 808 00:42:37,770 --> 00:42:40,314 Wrestling victory from your opponents, 809 00:42:40,898 --> 00:42:43,025 standing side by side with your men, 810 00:42:43,567 --> 00:42:46,361 writing history with your fucking sword. 811 00:42:47,529 --> 00:42:48,572 It's legacy. 812 00:42:48,572 --> 00:42:51,065 And, no offense, after you being so fucking dying, 813 00:42:51,066 --> 00:42:52,618 but I'd be brilliant. 814 00:42:52,618 --> 00:42:54,912 - I'd walk all over you. - Bear shit would you. 815 00:42:54,912 --> 00:42:57,164 You'd be on the job one minute before you fucked it up. 816 00:42:57,164 --> 00:42:58,999 - Not true. - Like how you fucked up Sweden. 817 00:42:58,999 --> 00:43:01,794 - You fucked up Sweden! - Should we play badminton? 818 00:43:01,794 --> 00:43:05,380 You got in the way of your own army, of Russia. 819 00:43:05,380 --> 00:43:07,091 I knew it, the men knew it. 820 00:43:07,091 --> 00:43:10,469 That is a blurred fucking memory of it, Velementov. 821 00:43:10,469 --> 00:43:13,305 You stumbled us into a rut and then couldn't get us out of it. 822 00:43:13,305 --> 00:43:16,683 Because I didn't want any more men dying needlessly. 823 00:43:16,683 --> 00:43:20,604 Waves, attack from the ridge, counterattack, 824 00:43:20,604 --> 00:43:23,315 turn their flank... they would've fucking collapsed. 825 00:43:23,315 --> 00:43:24,983 Then why didn't you do that? 826 00:43:24,983 --> 00:43:26,902 Because my boss was a fucking idiot! 827 00:43:26,902 --> 00:43:28,237 Fuck. 828 00:43:28,237 --> 00:43:29,780 I see it. 829 00:43:29,780 --> 00:43:31,448 You know what this all comes back to? 830 00:43:31,448 --> 00:43:34,118 Is it something to do with wanting to fuck our own mothers? 831 00:43:34,118 --> 00:43:36,203 Sweden. 832 00:43:37,037 --> 00:43:38,580 Fucking 833 00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:40,582 Sweden. 834 00:43:40,582 --> 00:43:43,585 It's where everything ended for all of us, 835 00:43:43,585 --> 00:43:47,548 for all of... us. 836 00:43:47,548 --> 00:43:51,510 You, me, this fucking dying old man. 837 00:43:51,510 --> 00:43:53,762 It's the fucking past. Let it go. 838 00:43:53,762 --> 00:43:55,764 Let's play badminton. 839 00:43:55,764 --> 00:43:59,059 It's not the past. It's still there. 840 00:43:59,059 --> 00:44:00,978 Mocking me, us. 841 00:44:02,146 --> 00:44:03,689 We should take it back. 842 00:44:04,565 --> 00:44:07,443 His plan, your leadership, my country. 843 00:44:09,820 --> 00:44:12,531 Fucking ridiculous. 844 00:44:12,531 --> 00:44:14,491 What, you scared you couldn't finish the job, fat boy? 845 00:44:14,491 --> 00:44:16,555 You're a China fucking doll, Hugo. 846 00:44:16,556 --> 00:44:18,203 Don't make me throw you against the wall. 847 00:44:18,203 --> 00:44:19,872 - He's right. - No, he isn't! 848 00:44:19,872 --> 00:44:21,373 I am? I am! 849 00:44:21,373 --> 00:44:24,501 Ooh! I am fucking fizzing. 850 00:44:24,501 --> 00:44:26,211 I know what we should do. 851 00:44:26,211 --> 00:44:30,424 We should just take the fucking army, march on Sweden, take it back. 852 00:44:30,424 --> 00:44:32,092 That's a fucking story. 853 00:44:32,092 --> 00:44:36,138 That's a fucking headline, not a fucking footnote! 854 00:44:36,138 --> 00:44:38,182 They'd fucking say something then, wouldn't they? 855 00:44:38,182 --> 00:44:40,976 You'd take the fort by the border. Two battalions. 856 00:44:40,976 --> 00:44:42,853 You attack in waves. 857 00:44:42,853 --> 00:44:44,688 By the third, they're shell-shocked. 858 00:44:44,688 --> 00:44:48,108 By the fifth, they're exhausted, they're begging for mercy. 859 00:44:48,108 --> 00:44:50,277 Hear that? Begging you for mercy. 860 00:44:50,277 --> 00:44:52,237 Bet you never thought you'd hear that again, huh? 861 00:44:52,237 --> 00:44:54,072 All right, all right, we're all fucking drunk. 862 00:44:54,072 --> 00:44:55,324 Let's just call it a night. 863 00:44:55,324 --> 00:44:57,910 Peter, you need to take Paul's poultice off. 864 00:44:57,910 --> 00:44:58,911 Indeed I do. 865 00:44:58,911 --> 00:45:02,164 I mean, can you imagine his face when you tell him the story? 866 00:45:02,164 --> 00:45:04,082 - Brilliant. - Ahh! 867 00:45:04,082 --> 00:45:05,417 - Good night. - Good night. 868 00:45:05,417 --> 00:45:07,544 Well, I mean, I think we should all sleep on this 869 00:45:07,544 --> 00:45:10,047 because I believe we actually all have made some real breakthroughs... 870 00:45:10,047 --> 00:45:11,548 Ooh! 871 00:45:11,548 --> 00:45:13,425 Stop talking to him! 872 00:45:17,179 --> 00:45:19,473 I can fucking take Sweden. 873 00:45:19,473 --> 00:45:22,476 I can fucking take Sweden. 874 00:45:22,476 --> 00:45:24,228 Ah. Ah. 875 00:45:24,228 --> 00:45:25,896 You are better, Paul. 876 00:45:25,896 --> 00:45:27,648 Clean breathing. 877 00:45:27,648 --> 00:45:29,191 Well done, me. 878 00:45:29,942 --> 00:45:31,985 I would run at 12 bears for you. 879 00:45:31,985 --> 00:45:35,114 I would inject plague into my veins. 880 00:45:37,116 --> 00:45:38,116 What's that look? 881 00:45:39,201 --> 00:45:43,122 You will know you are loved, but what if you do not know by who? 882 00:45:46,166 --> 00:45:47,709 I always at least knew that. 883 00:45:58,887 --> 00:46:01,181 Try not to think about it. 884 00:46:01,181 --> 00:46:02,850 What? 885 00:46:02,850 --> 00:46:07,438 Out there, millions of Russians, their hearts boiling with hate. 886 00:46:08,063 --> 00:46:10,858 You can feel it rising through the darkness. 887 00:46:10,858 --> 00:46:13,402 An energy is building out there. 888 00:46:14,862 --> 00:46:16,697 Thanks for the rousing talk. 889 00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:19,283 Velementov has it in hand then? 890 00:46:20,534 --> 00:46:21,660 No. 891 00:46:21,660 --> 00:46:22,661 Oh. 892 00:46:23,412 --> 00:46:25,664 Troubling turn of events. 893 00:46:27,833 --> 00:46:29,751 What do I do, Archie? 894 00:46:30,961 --> 00:46:32,254 I don't know. 895 00:46:33,297 --> 00:46:34,923 Well, that's terrifying. 896 00:46:36,175 --> 00:46:41,221 The dirty little secret... our control is an idea. 897 00:46:41,221 --> 00:46:46,059 The minute they don't believe it, or fear it, we're done. 898 00:46:46,852 --> 00:46:50,689 They come and cut our throats, call it "Sweden." 899 00:46:52,316 --> 00:46:54,860 We have to find a way to stop his momentum. 900 00:46:55,903 --> 00:46:57,780 The Church's reach is wide. 901 00:46:58,530 --> 00:47:01,450 We'll see if we can get our fingers or eyes on him. 902 00:47:09,124 --> 00:47:12,085 Sorry, know you're busy. Paul is fine. 903 00:47:12,085 --> 00:47:13,962 Oh, good. Thank you. 904 00:47:13,962 --> 00:47:15,923 I'm going hunting for a week. 905 00:47:15,923 --> 00:47:17,424 Because of what I said? 906 00:47:17,424 --> 00:47:18,717 No, because I love hunting. 907 00:47:18,717 --> 00:47:20,469 - Sorry about... - Not at all. 908 00:47:21,136 --> 00:47:24,389 The truth is a key to the future. You were right. 909 00:47:31,355 --> 00:47:33,649 Let's do it. Let's take back Sweden. 910 00:47:33,649 --> 00:47:35,067 Meet you in the hall. 911 00:47:35,067 --> 00:47:37,861 Our fucking secret, Agnes, got it? 912 00:47:41,490 --> 00:47:44,284 Fucking oj! 913 00:47:45,994 --> 00:47:50,040 Okay, you fat fuck. Let's go piss in the street in Stockholm. 914 00:48:11,980 --> 00:48:16,980 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -