1 00:00:15,911 --> 00:00:17,371 Did you see that out there? 2 00:00:17,708 --> 00:00:19,998 We need to negotiate a surrender. 3 00:00:20,138 --> 00:00:21,848 Oh, we do. 4 00:00:22,668 --> 00:00:25,379 You to me. 5 00:00:26,875 --> 00:00:28,585 Because that's what I'm seeing. 6 00:00:30,088 --> 00:00:31,506 I mean, think about it. 7 00:00:32,624 --> 00:00:35,710 You, the Church, me, fucking whipping 'em up. 8 00:00:36,392 --> 00:00:41,814 You join me, bring the Church, and it is ours. 9 00:00:42,904 --> 00:00:44,347 I, um... 10 00:00:44,514 --> 00:00:47,027 Are you listening or just watching my lips, 11 00:00:47,027 --> 00:00:48,487 wondering how they taste? 12 00:00:49,863 --> 00:00:51,968 - Hmm? - You wouldn't be good for me. 13 00:00:51,979 --> 00:00:54,982 Oh, I would. 14 00:00:55,795 --> 00:00:58,006 Very good. 15 00:01:00,005 --> 00:01:02,084 I think I'd lose myself. 16 00:01:02,084 --> 00:01:03,168 Mm. 17 00:01:04,130 --> 00:01:06,633 You really fuckin' would. 18 00:01:17,559 --> 00:01:19,488 Mm. 19 00:01:21,962 --> 00:01:23,339 Fuck God. 20 00:01:23,521 --> 00:01:25,648 It's me you need. 21 00:01:25,659 --> 00:01:26,868 Mm. 22 00:01:28,523 --> 00:01:29,816 No. 23 00:01:30,237 --> 00:01:32,322 No! Fucking no! 24 00:01:35,285 --> 00:01:37,495 Then you'll die with the rest of them, Patriarch. 25 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:43,625 Oh! Fucker! 26 00:01:48,201 --> 00:01:50,302 These fuckin' people! 27 00:01:53,483 --> 00:01:56,466 Hello. I have a carriage waiting. 28 00:01:57,950 --> 00:01:59,183 I'd rather you shoot me. 29 00:01:59,183 --> 00:02:00,350 I doubt that. 30 00:02:00,350 --> 00:02:02,045 That seems just pugnacious talk 31 00:02:02,056 --> 00:02:04,938 to preserve one's dignity in the face of defeat. 32 00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:08,630 That sounds like you're not allowed to shoot me. Hmm? 33 00:02:10,141 --> 00:02:11,347 Hmm. 34 00:02:14,098 --> 00:02:15,391 Annoying. 35 00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:21,765 Good day, sir. 36 00:02:21,776 --> 00:02:24,154 You again. 37 00:02:26,696 --> 00:02:29,157 Shouldn't you be in school? 38 00:02:36,845 --> 00:02:39,631 Outrageous! 39 00:02:45,049 --> 00:02:46,467 Hello. 40 00:02:47,038 --> 00:02:48,122 Wife. 41 00:02:49,068 --> 00:02:50,678 You're a fucking liar. 42 00:02:50,689 --> 00:02:53,442 Lookalike is a lie, so occupational hazard. 43 00:02:54,154 --> 00:02:55,948 Those things you said to the people. 44 00:02:57,185 --> 00:02:58,701 You were there? 45 00:02:58,701 --> 00:03:01,078 Ah, must have been hard on you. 46 00:03:02,662 --> 00:03:04,706 Can I have some figs and ricotta? 47 00:03:07,214 --> 00:03:08,760 No. 48 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:10,940 You could have a deal that saves your life instead. 49 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,924 Is it "come home and we live happily ever after 50 00:03:13,924 --> 00:03:15,384 "like a partridge in a pear tree, 51 00:03:15,384 --> 00:03:18,053 have a fuck, pretend it was a mere lovers' tiff"? 52 00:03:18,053 --> 00:03:19,888 Stop doing that. 53 00:03:20,110 --> 00:03:22,237 Or they will come in and cut your head from your body. 54 00:03:22,248 --> 00:03:23,333 Oh. Toosh! 55 00:03:24,278 --> 00:03:25,738 Don't do that! 56 00:03:27,907 --> 00:03:30,441 You lied about me. About him. 57 00:03:30,441 --> 00:03:32,901 - Raised a land of hate. - I didn't have to do much. 58 00:03:32,901 --> 00:03:35,195 They just don't fucking like you, to be honest. 59 00:03:35,319 --> 00:03:37,281 Even in your own court, people don't love you. 60 00:03:37,281 --> 00:03:40,034 You are going back to Moscow with my men, 61 00:03:40,168 --> 00:03:44,329 and you will reveal yourself and surrender, as Pugachev, 62 00:03:44,329 --> 00:03:45,831 the bad-breathed Cossack. 63 00:03:45,831 --> 00:03:47,082 Oh, that's harsh. 64 00:03:47,082 --> 00:03:48,709 I mean, they brought me tuna, what could I do? 65 00:03:48,709 --> 00:03:50,310 You will then be caged and taken from 66 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:52,463 village to village to tell your story 67 00:03:52,695 --> 00:03:54,947 and make them embarrassed they followed you. 68 00:03:55,758 --> 00:03:57,593 My husband will have his name back. 69 00:03:57,593 --> 00:03:58,886 Hmm. 70 00:03:59,166 --> 00:04:02,961 Or I could choose to die. That would fuck you up. 71 00:04:04,349 --> 00:04:06,018 I don't think you'd choose that. 72 00:04:06,018 --> 00:04:07,728 That's the difference between you and me. 73 00:04:08,126 --> 00:04:09,656 I'm gonna die by the knife sometime, 74 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,315 that's how it is for people like me. 75 00:04:11,315 --> 00:04:14,151 So why not die at the height of my infamy, 76 00:04:14,151 --> 00:04:16,592 having fucked up the empress and trashed 77 00:04:16,602 --> 00:04:18,822 the good name of a fucking arsehole? 78 00:04:18,822 --> 00:04:21,408 Because you both would've killed me and thrown my body to the pigs, 79 00:04:21,408 --> 00:04:23,202 while you kissed and made up that night. 80 00:04:23,786 --> 00:04:25,276 I was sorry about that. 81 00:04:25,287 --> 00:04:30,793 Hmm. The thing is, kill me or don't, they'll still come for you. 82 00:04:30,793 --> 00:04:32,753 They do love me. 83 00:04:32,753 --> 00:04:35,255 The walls fuckin' shook with my hold on them. 84 00:04:35,421 --> 00:04:37,549 You felt their love for me. 85 00:04:37,729 --> 00:04:38,937 Hmm? 86 00:04:38,948 --> 00:04:42,452 Maybe running this country's my destiny. 87 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:48,175 Hmm. 88 00:04:53,241 --> 00:04:58,241 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 89 00:05:32,930 --> 00:05:35,349 He really planned all these breakfasts in advance? 90 00:05:39,069 --> 00:05:40,237 Crazy. 91 00:05:41,572 --> 00:05:43,574 So annoyed they didn't let me kill him. 92 00:05:43,574 --> 00:05:45,701 Oh, shut up, Maxim! 93 00:05:46,172 --> 00:05:49,204 Poor fucking guy. He just wanted a chance at a new life. 94 00:05:49,204 --> 00:05:52,041 Who wouldn't want a chance at a new life? 95 00:05:52,041 --> 00:05:55,419 What if he talks, Marial? About you. 96 00:05:55,621 --> 00:05:57,004 Then you'll have a different life. 97 00:05:57,004 --> 00:05:59,298 Then he talks. I'm not going to be scared anymore. 98 00:05:59,298 --> 00:06:03,218 He's a troublesome, mouthy peasant who someone else now gets to kill. 99 00:06:06,013 --> 00:06:07,556 Could you finish my shoes? 100 00:06:07,556 --> 00:06:10,350 I'm upset and I don't trust the staff. 101 00:06:18,725 --> 00:06:19,766 Hugo's still there. 102 00:06:19,777 --> 00:06:21,236 Fucker. 103 00:06:21,398 --> 00:06:23,609 Gonna follow me to Grigor. 104 00:06:23,620 --> 00:06:25,413 Me! Can we chat? 105 00:06:31,955 --> 00:06:33,749 Out, needy dormouse. 106 00:06:33,749 --> 00:06:35,334 Actually, go get my gun, Petra. 107 00:06:35,334 --> 00:06:36,919 Just where I was going. 108 00:06:36,919 --> 00:06:39,630 Look, been waiting out there all night. 109 00:06:41,215 --> 00:06:42,508 A few thoughts. 110 00:06:44,009 --> 00:06:46,929 You're a stunning, beautiful, 111 00:06:46,929 --> 00:06:48,597 scheming liar 112 00:06:48,597 --> 00:06:50,391 who hasn't been fucked in a while 113 00:06:50,974 --> 00:06:53,394 and so has a little edge that is even more attractive. 114 00:06:54,133 --> 00:06:57,215 - I wanna work with you. - I want to watch blood spurt from your eye. 115 00:06:57,226 --> 00:07:00,249 The way you say it, so do I. 116 00:07:03,586 --> 00:07:05,171 Oww! Fuck. 117 00:07:07,906 --> 00:07:09,365 Can we get some tea, Petra? 118 00:07:12,746 --> 00:07:16,458 This is what I've seen, because I have been watching. 119 00:07:17,975 --> 00:07:20,227 You're an opportunist. 120 00:07:20,238 --> 00:07:22,657 You hate her and try to cause her problems. 121 00:07:23,232 --> 00:07:24,733 But don't you want more? 122 00:07:25,927 --> 00:07:28,179 All of it, I say. 123 00:07:28,190 --> 00:07:29,930 And you can help me, can you? 124 00:07:29,930 --> 00:07:32,433 There are only two people in this country with king experience, 125 00:07:32,433 --> 00:07:33,851 and you're lookin' at one of them. 126 00:07:34,518 --> 00:07:36,311 So do you wanna bring her down or not? 127 00:07:36,311 --> 00:07:39,606 Of course, I don't. I love her, treasonous Swedish prick. 128 00:07:39,718 --> 00:07:41,191 Great. So you do. 129 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:45,552 Pugachev. 130 00:07:46,030 --> 00:07:48,907 Her choices being: tell everyone she killed Peter, 131 00:07:48,907 --> 00:07:51,827 or try and explain who the fuck Pugachev was, 132 00:07:51,827 --> 00:07:55,465 or kill him, creating a martyr and a vacuum at the top of an uprising. 133 00:07:55,476 --> 00:07:56,894 All bad. 134 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:58,982 We add in the general sense that 135 00:07:58,992 --> 00:08:01,420 she's in some kind of suicidal malaise, 136 00:08:01,420 --> 00:08:03,589 and we have a chance. 137 00:08:04,810 --> 00:08:06,432 Grigor has Paul. 138 00:08:06,443 --> 00:08:09,624 And I think you know where he is and don't want me following you there. 139 00:08:09,635 --> 00:08:12,763 You're really taking a big risk here, saying this. 140 00:08:12,774 --> 00:08:16,820 I know, but it's that kind of day, where lives change. 141 00:08:20,288 --> 00:08:22,487 You know it's mine and Agnes' wedding anniversary today? 142 00:08:22,498 --> 00:08:24,756 - Who cares? - Thirty-six years. 143 00:08:24,783 --> 00:08:25,784 What? 144 00:08:26,765 --> 00:08:28,457 - You only look... - Thirty-seven? 145 00:08:28,468 --> 00:08:29,803 I am 37. 146 00:08:29,814 --> 00:08:31,566 Royal marriage. Married at one. 147 00:08:33,530 --> 00:08:35,399 I can see you as a queen. 148 00:08:35,410 --> 00:08:36,578 What are you saying? 149 00:08:36,644 --> 00:08:39,416 Get Paul, ordain Paul, 150 00:08:39,416 --> 00:08:42,544 and you marry Paul. 151 00:08:44,781 --> 00:08:46,491 I know! It's amazing! 152 00:08:49,428 --> 00:08:51,118 There is an uprising sitting in Moscow, 153 00:08:51,128 --> 00:08:52,346 and in a while, they will realize 154 00:08:52,346 --> 00:08:54,348 they do not have a leader, but they need one. 155 00:08:55,517 --> 00:08:59,187 We can take the whole country... 156 00:08:59,567 --> 00:09:00,902 Fuck. 157 00:09:01,297 --> 00:09:03,424 I've... I've been a king. 158 00:09:03,435 --> 00:09:05,025 We'd... love it. 159 00:09:05,025 --> 00:09:07,903 Ah, c... fuck, you sedated the tea. 160 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:09,374 Of course, I did, genius. 161 00:09:11,290 --> 00:09:12,810 Fuck. 162 00:09:14,768 --> 00:09:17,228 Good night, translucent Swedish idiot. 163 00:09:20,169 --> 00:09:21,545 Great idea, though. 164 00:09:21,819 --> 00:09:24,409 The important thing, Maxim, is to ask yourself 165 00:09:24,420 --> 00:09:26,922 what will bring peace to your heart. 166 00:09:27,153 --> 00:09:28,590 Would you suggest prayer? 167 00:09:28,590 --> 00:09:30,592 Or I do enjoy tennis. Maybe that. 168 00:09:30,688 --> 00:09:32,440 Well, tennis never hurt. 169 00:09:32,451 --> 00:09:35,452 I just become enraged when I don't get what I want. 170 00:09:35,463 --> 00:09:38,559 You have to float out of your body, float above yourself, 171 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:41,603 and add in the context of a world beyond yourself. 172 00:09:41,603 --> 00:09:42,855 - Hmm. - However... 173 00:09:42,990 --> 00:09:46,316 there are moments in a man's life he knows when to pray, 174 00:09:46,327 --> 00:09:47,996 when to play tennis... 175 00:09:48,847 --> 00:09:52,309 and when to act to preserve one's life. 176 00:09:53,597 --> 00:09:54,640 Good advice. 177 00:10:02,147 --> 00:10:04,274 What is it with you, kid? 178 00:10:10,983 --> 00:10:12,693 Call me Maxim. 179 00:10:18,103 --> 00:10:19,146 Morning. 180 00:10:19,157 --> 00:10:21,018 I want a job. 181 00:10:21,297 --> 00:10:23,187 A job? Doing what? 182 00:10:23,536 --> 00:10:24,688 You're not a political person. 183 00:10:24,688 --> 00:10:26,289 Oh, really? I gave you the idea for 184 00:10:26,299 --> 00:10:29,109 the coup which got you on the throne. 185 00:10:29,245 --> 00:10:30,694 Seems political. 186 00:10:30,694 --> 00:10:32,029 What about chief advisor? 187 00:10:32,157 --> 00:10:34,993 Seems vague and probably doesn't involve reading? 188 00:10:35,004 --> 00:10:37,023 Do you remember? 189 00:10:37,034 --> 00:10:41,288 Did I have a sense of destiny before or after you had the coup idea? 190 00:10:41,730 --> 00:10:43,496 Because I feel like maybe I made it up 191 00:10:43,506 --> 00:10:45,584 after to kind of make me believe in it. 192 00:10:45,584 --> 00:10:48,688 Um, you arrived delusional about almost everything. 193 00:10:48,699 --> 00:10:50,142 But when did I say it? 194 00:10:50,153 --> 00:10:52,049 Um... um... 195 00:10:52,049 --> 00:10:54,134 I suggested "Kill him," 196 00:10:54,134 --> 00:10:56,845 and you said, "I knew I had a destiny here." 197 00:10:56,998 --> 00:10:59,366 "I thought it was love, maybe it's Russia itself." 198 00:10:59,377 --> 00:11:01,683 - I said "maybe"? - Who the fuck knows? 199 00:11:01,683 --> 00:11:05,145 Let's focus on my job. I need something. 200 00:11:05,145 --> 00:11:08,315 Cannot just be married to an 11-year-old and arrange his shoes. 201 00:11:08,982 --> 00:11:10,885 After last night I've never felt more... 202 00:11:10,896 --> 00:11:13,023 - Hated? - And German. 203 00:11:13,110 --> 00:11:14,403 A foreigner. 204 00:11:14,791 --> 00:11:16,420 So many lies. 205 00:11:16,431 --> 00:11:18,283 We're not gonna talk about my job, are we? 206 00:11:18,294 --> 00:11:20,463 At least I will reclaim Peter for Paul. 207 00:11:21,743 --> 00:11:23,953 I need Pugachev to make this deal. 208 00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:28,293 Um, Pugachev's a massive liar, by the way. 209 00:11:28,293 --> 00:11:29,503 I just said that. 210 00:11:34,175 --> 00:11:35,175 Who's that? 211 00:11:35,186 --> 00:11:38,721 A Castrati. Famously great fuck. Seedless, too. 212 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:41,473 Forget all that. Do you know what? This is a great day. 213 00:11:41,473 --> 00:11:43,142 You have never led, as you, 214 00:11:43,142 --> 00:11:45,477 without Peter on your back, in your head, or up your bum... 215 00:11:45,477 --> 00:11:46,478 Marial. 216 00:11:46,478 --> 00:11:50,899 The point is, the coup is finally done. 217 00:11:51,582 --> 00:11:53,000 Pretend for me. 218 00:11:54,653 --> 00:11:56,196 - It's day one. - Marial. 219 00:11:56,196 --> 00:11:57,364 Just do it! 220 00:11:57,364 --> 00:11:59,408 For what would it have been like without him, 221 00:11:59,408 --> 00:12:01,493 if he had been dead that first day? 222 00:12:01,493 --> 00:12:03,912 Other than I would've missed the great love of my life? 223 00:12:03,912 --> 00:12:06,498 Who perverted your rule? Yes. Other than that. 224 00:12:09,686 --> 00:12:11,104 Morning, Empress. 225 00:12:11,115 --> 00:12:12,575 What a day! 226 00:12:12,586 --> 00:12:14,672 Boy, are the people excited! 227 00:12:15,270 --> 00:12:18,148 You look excited too. What joy you will bring. 228 00:12:18,159 --> 00:12:19,535 Day one! 229 00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,055 Here we go! 230 00:12:21,055 --> 00:12:24,099 As your chief advisor and founding member of the coup, 231 00:12:24,099 --> 00:12:27,102 I, for one, am pretty upbeat about the day. 232 00:12:28,228 --> 00:12:30,272 Exactly. 233 00:12:30,272 --> 00:12:32,191 Such happiness. How will you lead? 234 00:12:32,191 --> 00:12:33,942 Go forth. Let us discover. 235 00:12:36,278 --> 00:12:39,156 I will lead with a lightness of heart 236 00:12:39,156 --> 00:12:40,683 and joy for the task, 237 00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:44,072 bringing naivete and delusion to all that I do. 238 00:12:52,116 --> 00:12:54,244 Your seat, Empress. 239 00:12:54,329 --> 00:12:57,007 Well, gosh, I'm overwhelmed. 240 00:12:57,007 --> 00:12:59,188 I'm sure it will go oh-so-well, though. 241 00:13:14,813 --> 00:13:16,871 - Yours? - Yes, Empress. 242 00:13:16,882 --> 00:13:19,738 Uh, may I? I am Nikolai Shostakich, the royal astronomer. 243 00:13:19,738 --> 00:13:21,099 I have a royal astronomer? 244 00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:22,536 You hired me in the big science hire 245 00:13:22,546 --> 00:13:24,451 at the start of your reign, remember? 246 00:13:24,451 --> 00:13:26,245 Seems so long ago. 247 00:13:26,368 --> 00:13:28,971 Yes. We have never met. 248 00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:30,190 I will talk fast and to the point, 249 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,292 in case I am to be ejected by guards, 250 00:13:32,292 --> 00:13:34,027 as, uh, sometimes happens to me for a 251 00:13:34,037 --> 00:13:35,796 variety of reasons not worth going into. 252 00:13:35,796 --> 00:13:38,048 There is a comet coming. 253 00:13:39,030 --> 00:13:42,094 A comet is a, uh, disturbance. 254 00:13:42,094 --> 00:13:47,015 A hole that tears in the sky, leaving a, a stream of light behind it. 255 00:13:47,015 --> 00:13:49,628 Beyond the moon, a form of dust and ice compact together 256 00:13:49,661 --> 00:13:52,385 to make a, a, uh, ball! 257 00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:54,398 Uh, no, not a ball. A, a, a fist! 258 00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:57,326 A fist of power and light that shoots 259 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,987 through the solar system and passes us by. 260 00:13:59,987 --> 00:14:03,782 Every fucking 75 years, this comet, the same one, 261 00:14:03,782 --> 00:14:06,869 swings round and races through the sky again, on a loop. 262 00:14:06,869 --> 00:14:09,538 And it's the only one, the only one we can see without a telescope, 263 00:14:09,538 --> 00:14:12,332 and it passes by the Earth just enough so we can see it. 264 00:14:12,332 --> 00:14:16,425 And in a few days, it passes over... wait for it... Russia! 265 00:14:16,817 --> 00:14:19,027 - Amazing. - Yeah! And an opportunity. 266 00:14:19,038 --> 00:14:22,176 I suddenly thought... w... thought last night. 267 00:14:22,176 --> 00:14:24,261 Should've thought earlier. 268 00:14:24,261 --> 00:14:25,888 "I could kick you, Nikolai!" 269 00:14:25,888 --> 00:14:27,603 - Loving this day. - Fascinating. 270 00:14:27,614 --> 00:14:29,074 But I digress. 271 00:14:29,123 --> 00:14:33,937 The people have always viewed the heavens as just that, God's domain. 272 00:14:33,937 --> 00:14:35,272 The unknowable. A mystery. 273 00:14:35,272 --> 00:14:38,359 And the Church have used that fear and awe. 274 00:14:38,359 --> 00:14:42,988 But if we tell the people in advance, send charts and telescopes, 275 00:14:42,988 --> 00:14:48,369 and show that by way of science and reason the heavens are knowable! 276 00:14:48,369 --> 00:14:52,289 Man and woman can know them, track them, and explain them! 277 00:14:52,289 --> 00:14:54,750 And also maybe send up a balloon with cannons 278 00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:56,418 and just blow it out of the sky! 279 00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,565 Or at least change its orbit. 280 00:15:00,047 --> 00:15:03,509 No, forget that last part, as it's possibly not true, and unfeasible, 281 00:15:03,509 --> 00:15:04,927 and I shouldn't have said it. 282 00:15:04,927 --> 00:15:06,261 I even said to myself walking here, 283 00:15:06,261 --> 00:15:08,397 "Don't say the balloon cannon thing, Nikolai." 284 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,638 But couldn't help yourself? 285 00:15:09,649 --> 00:15:11,442 Exactly. So... 286 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:14,540 can we do this? Can we... 287 00:15:17,015 --> 00:15:18,797 - What? - Clear breach of security, 288 00:15:18,807 --> 00:15:20,696 leading to a clear breach in his skull. 289 00:15:20,707 --> 00:15:23,167 No! Fuck! 290 00:15:27,352 --> 00:15:29,025 - You! - Shit. 291 00:15:30,994 --> 00:15:33,176 - A duel, sir. - What is going on? 292 00:15:33,187 --> 00:15:35,416 - Private matter. - Uh, dueling's illegal, is that right? 293 00:15:35,416 --> 00:15:36,625 Yes, it is! 294 00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:38,165 And who fucking shot Pugachev? 295 00:15:38,176 --> 00:15:40,376 We're dueling! Greatest respect, Empress. 296 00:15:40,387 --> 00:15:42,111 Even though the statement seemed not to contain any. 297 00:15:42,122 --> 00:15:43,444 Who shot him, I said? 298 00:15:43,455 --> 00:15:45,217 - Maxim has claimed credit. - What? 299 00:15:45,228 --> 00:15:46,927 I will beat him like a drum that bleeds. 300 00:15:46,927 --> 00:15:48,454 Empress, we are agreed, the comet? 301 00:15:48,465 --> 00:15:50,222 There's a comet coming? 302 00:15:50,446 --> 00:15:53,267 - I, I should probably go. - What's the "probably" part? 303 00:15:53,267 --> 00:15:54,768 See you on the field. 304 00:15:55,565 --> 00:15:56,786 Who shot him? 305 00:15:56,797 --> 00:15:58,704 - What happened? - I had a plan. 306 00:15:58,715 --> 00:16:01,676 Maxim. And now we need a new plan. 307 00:16:03,249 --> 00:16:04,709 I just heard. 308 00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:09,481 Shit! What do we do now? 309 00:16:10,781 --> 00:16:13,120 To think I once rode him 310 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:17,416 and he uttered desperately foul oaths in my ear as I came. 311 00:16:17,416 --> 00:16:19,334 Uh, from memory, it was something like, 312 00:16:19,503 --> 00:16:22,838 "I'll rip open your ribcage with my bare hands 313 00:16:22,838 --> 00:16:24,631 "and fuck you in your windpipe 314 00:16:24,631 --> 00:16:27,926 as I give your foie gras liver a hand job." 315 00:16:27,926 --> 00:16:30,554 I mean, out of context, bizarre, and yet, in the moment, 316 00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:33,014 I mean, I came like a sudden blizzard. 317 00:16:33,358 --> 00:16:35,019 But enough reminiscing. 318 00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:36,793 Let's focus on "what now." 319 00:16:36,804 --> 00:16:38,639 We're in a very dangerous place. 320 00:16:43,589 --> 00:16:45,257 Catherine? 321 00:16:46,246 --> 00:16:49,479 So I guess the surrender tour as Pugachev is done with. 322 00:16:49,668 --> 00:16:52,320 He's dead. It's over now, isn't it? 323 00:16:52,331 --> 00:16:54,495 No! Quite the opposite. 324 00:16:54,495 --> 00:16:57,122 You've thousands massed and a vacuum at the top. 325 00:16:57,122 --> 00:16:59,500 One group massed behind one man, easy to fight. 326 00:16:59,734 --> 00:17:02,169 They splinter into disparate random groups, 327 00:17:02,169 --> 00:17:04,463 you're fighting chaos, or, or someone else rises. 328 00:17:04,463 --> 00:17:06,090 That's very pessimistic, Petrov. 329 00:17:06,090 --> 00:17:07,424 And yet accurate. 330 00:17:07,424 --> 00:17:09,968 We need to decide what to do before they do. 331 00:17:10,202 --> 00:17:12,388 Even word of his death will light a wick on something. 332 00:17:12,388 --> 00:17:15,265 They don't know he's dead at this point. That gives us the upper hand. 333 00:17:15,265 --> 00:17:18,279 My opinion, we need to mass troops, bring the body... 334 00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:20,604 Interesting. Empress, you need to own his death. 335 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:21,814 He being Peter the Third. 336 00:17:21,814 --> 00:17:23,982 You need to come out and say you killed Peter. 337 00:17:23,982 --> 00:17:25,570 Ideally with the body, and then 338 00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:26,985 probably say something along the lines of, 339 00:17:26,985 --> 00:17:29,154 "Peter is vanquished by my own hand." 340 00:17:29,154 --> 00:17:30,989 And then just let it rain cannonballs. 341 00:17:30,989 --> 00:17:34,493 And then you've taken it out, you've also ended Peter the Great's line, 342 00:17:34,493 --> 00:17:35,786 and now you have the country. 343 00:17:35,786 --> 00:17:39,123 Ended Peter the Great's line? How dare you, Archie! There is Paul! 344 00:17:39,123 --> 00:17:41,250 Is there? Hasn't been at the buffet lately. 345 00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:42,668 We're not doing any of that! 346 00:17:42,668 --> 00:17:45,796 Then what are we doing? Because we fucking need to do something. 347 00:17:45,922 --> 00:17:47,642 Fuck! Fuck! 348 00:17:47,653 --> 00:17:49,366 This place! 349 00:17:49,675 --> 00:17:51,009 Catherine! 350 00:17:53,095 --> 00:17:56,117 Hmm, I call that inconclusive. 351 00:17:56,128 --> 00:17:58,225 I call it a petulant response 352 00:17:58,225 --> 00:18:01,854 to a massive challenge that brings into question her competency. 353 00:18:01,894 --> 00:18:04,021 And I call that treason. 354 00:18:04,108 --> 00:18:06,652 But do you call it inaccurate? 355 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:09,782 No, didn't think so. 356 00:18:11,113 --> 00:18:15,576 We need to hold our nerve and hold together! 357 00:18:15,576 --> 00:18:17,077 Yeah! 358 00:18:17,077 --> 00:18:21,247 He will be back. And not only that, I can tell you this! 359 00:18:21,258 --> 00:18:25,627 We will retake the palace and restore Peter as the head of Russia! 360 00:18:28,005 --> 00:18:30,007 Huzzah! 361 00:18:42,048 --> 00:18:43,425 You're waiting for him. 362 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,064 Fucking hell, Tatyana. 363 00:18:45,064 --> 00:18:47,608 He told me he wanted to rip the dress from my body, 364 00:18:47,608 --> 00:18:49,818 but we left in a hurry, so I don't have many dresses. 365 00:18:49,818 --> 00:18:51,028 I thought this was easier. 366 00:18:51,028 --> 00:18:54,156 Well, he hasn't come back, so stand down and put some clothes on. 367 00:18:54,338 --> 00:18:56,057 I don't know where he is, but that hall 368 00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:58,410 is full of maniacs who are ready to go. 369 00:18:58,501 --> 00:18:59,723 Where is he? 370 00:18:59,734 --> 00:19:02,253 - With someone else, probably. - Hurtful. 371 00:19:02,264 --> 00:19:05,394 You lying here naked for another man, however, is fine. 372 00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:09,659 We always said we'd let each other evolve as we needed to as humans. 373 00:19:09,779 --> 00:19:11,041 Or would you like our marriage to 374 00:19:11,052 --> 00:19:13,033 literally choke off our personal growth? 375 00:19:13,044 --> 00:19:14,483 Seems a difficult either/or. 376 00:19:14,494 --> 00:19:16,044 You need to keep those madmen out 377 00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:18,218 there under control until he gets back. 378 00:19:18,229 --> 00:19:19,931 They do keep looking at me like, 379 00:19:19,942 --> 00:19:22,017 "You're his best friend, you should know." 380 00:19:22,017 --> 00:19:23,602 People are riled up. 381 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,178 You just gonna lay here? 382 00:19:27,189 --> 00:19:29,108 He's got to come back at some point. 383 00:19:30,345 --> 00:19:32,722 - Want anything? - Oh, I could use an apple. 384 00:19:51,447 --> 00:19:52,543 Hi. Sorry. 385 00:19:52,554 --> 00:19:54,299 Uh, inappropriate entry to your private quarters, 386 00:19:54,299 --> 00:19:55,592 uh, but we have some time issues. 387 00:19:55,592 --> 00:19:57,753 Uh, the comet, may I do it? 388 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,036 A brilliant idea 389 00:19:59,047 --> 00:20:03,142 and a good distraction for the country from your troubles. 390 00:20:03,217 --> 00:20:04,309 Also, sorry about the duel. 391 00:20:04,309 --> 00:20:06,717 I know it's illegal, but I'm kind of in it. 392 00:20:06,728 --> 00:20:09,564 My power over my own court is clearly waning. 393 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,877 You slept with Petrov's fiancée? 394 00:20:12,888 --> 00:20:15,057 I have this thing that happens to me and women 395 00:20:15,068 --> 00:20:17,153 when I talk to them and we end up fucking. 396 00:20:18,442 --> 00:20:20,909 I feel exactly the same way about it. 397 00:20:20,909 --> 00:20:23,823 It is laughable, not how I see myself, and yet... 398 00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:26,170 You are an accidental womanizer. 399 00:20:26,564 --> 00:20:28,274 That's a good way of putting it. 400 00:20:29,836 --> 00:20:31,671 What's it like to run Russia? 401 00:20:32,271 --> 00:20:33,438 I mean, that's crazy. 402 00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:36,508 I run an office with three people and it is a wrangling 403 00:20:36,508 --> 00:20:39,389 of drunk, insane cats who spit poison 404 00:20:39,399 --> 00:20:42,230 and speak in whiny hieroglyphic codes. 405 00:20:42,443 --> 00:20:47,352 Not that we're not doing a great job, we are, so don't cut our funding, 406 00:20:47,502 --> 00:20:49,730 but it's just... complicated. 407 00:20:49,730 --> 00:20:51,565 These humans... "I don't get paid enough!" 408 00:20:51,587 --> 00:20:54,215 "There are no biscuits!"Why's Anatole get the window with sun?" 409 00:20:54,226 --> 00:20:56,103 Russia must be... 410 00:20:57,026 --> 00:21:00,143 I digress. Bad habit, along with overreach. 411 00:21:00,154 --> 00:21:04,036 But an office with 80 million humans. Insane. 412 00:21:04,161 --> 00:21:05,412 Your head must explode. 413 00:21:05,423 --> 00:21:08,468 My head, my heart, everything has. 414 00:21:08,697 --> 00:21:10,157 How do you do it? 415 00:21:12,694 --> 00:21:14,237 I'll tell you a secret. 416 00:21:16,598 --> 00:21:17,664 I don't know. 417 00:21:19,176 --> 00:21:21,970 I try to be mean, be nice, be friends, be a tyrant. 418 00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:23,430 Still, everyone's at me. 419 00:21:23,430 --> 00:21:25,724 Probably why I spend all my time looking at the sky. 420 00:21:29,504 --> 00:21:32,006 It's happening, as you said. 421 00:21:32,017 --> 00:21:33,310 What? 422 00:21:35,926 --> 00:21:37,052 Fuck me. 423 00:21:37,783 --> 00:21:38,898 What? 424 00:21:38,909 --> 00:21:40,739 - You heard. - I did, I just... 425 00:21:40,739 --> 00:21:42,408 Want to hear it again? 426 00:21:42,408 --> 00:21:44,118 I-I'd love to hear it again. 427 00:21:44,585 --> 00:21:47,480 Walk over here, pin me to the wall, 428 00:21:47,491 --> 00:21:49,159 lift up my skirt, and fuck me. 429 00:21:49,752 --> 00:21:51,337 On my way. 430 00:22:09,163 --> 00:22:10,915 Huzzah! 431 00:22:11,395 --> 00:22:14,569 Stop doing that! Walking in on me! 432 00:22:14,580 --> 00:22:18,167 On us! On Peter and me to see if we would make a baby! 433 00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:21,124 You can go, young man. 434 00:22:22,823 --> 00:22:25,325 The Empress, assuming no lemon top, 435 00:22:25,325 --> 00:22:28,203 needs a douche bath of nettle and snake venom immediately. 436 00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:36,336 I walk in unannounced as it is the best way to see where people are, 437 00:22:36,336 --> 00:22:38,005 to catch them as they are. 438 00:22:38,005 --> 00:22:42,509 Like seeing a squirrel startled suddenly as it sucks on a nut. 439 00:22:42,543 --> 00:22:43,938 And whilst it is, 440 00:22:43,949 --> 00:22:47,056 on a personal level, thrilling to see you back fucking, 441 00:22:47,056 --> 00:22:49,857 on a "we're mired in a national crisis," 442 00:22:49,867 --> 00:22:52,269 I do begin to question your priorities. 443 00:22:52,269 --> 00:22:54,224 Maybe start fucking people after you 444 00:22:54,234 --> 00:22:55,731 save the country from the uprising. 445 00:22:55,731 --> 00:22:58,317 I had saved it and solved it! 446 00:22:58,317 --> 00:22:59,943 Peter's name, everything! 447 00:22:59,943 --> 00:23:01,320 And things changed. 448 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:04,198 And I will work out what to do alone! 449 00:23:04,548 --> 00:23:06,367 - When? - Stop talking to me. 450 00:23:06,367 --> 00:23:07,910 When I know what to do, that's when! 451 00:23:07,910 --> 00:23:10,662 Not good enough. Enough tears and weakness. 452 00:23:10,662 --> 00:23:13,165 No, not enough, because if you wring me wet, 453 00:23:13,165 --> 00:23:15,501 nothing will come out but tears and weakness. 454 00:23:20,556 --> 00:23:22,192 It is just grief. 455 00:23:22,203 --> 00:23:24,684 Can you just go? 456 00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:26,447 No, I can't. 457 00:23:27,222 --> 00:23:28,557 - Elizabeth! - Catherine. 458 00:23:28,568 --> 00:23:29,995 - Guards! - Guards! 459 00:23:32,513 --> 00:23:33,560 Remove her! 460 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:37,690 Dimitri and Alexei, you touch me now, you will never touch me again. 461 00:23:41,402 --> 00:23:42,498 Oh, my God. 462 00:23:42,509 --> 00:23:45,248 You may go, but later... 463 00:23:51,871 --> 00:23:53,622 I have no grip on anyone. 464 00:23:54,998 --> 00:23:57,258 My own head of the army is doing an illegal duel, 465 00:23:57,291 --> 00:23:58,866 oblivious to my wishes. 466 00:23:58,943 --> 00:24:01,946 They are burning effigies all over the country. 467 00:24:01,986 --> 00:24:05,198 My name inspires hate, not change. 468 00:24:06,219 --> 00:24:08,888 And I am rotten with grief throughout my being. 469 00:24:10,814 --> 00:24:12,524 And I am becoming sure... 470 00:24:13,684 --> 00:24:16,478 that I have told myself, and others, 471 00:24:16,724 --> 00:24:19,060 a delusional story that has... 472 00:24:19,954 --> 00:24:21,831 brought Russia to its knees. 473 00:24:22,985 --> 00:24:25,154 I know it feels like you are broken. 474 00:24:26,892 --> 00:24:28,101 I am broken. 475 00:24:28,724 --> 00:24:30,351 Not all the way through. 476 00:24:30,709 --> 00:24:32,684 You just fucked a boy against a wall. 477 00:24:32,695 --> 00:24:34,155 That was strange. 478 00:24:34,286 --> 00:24:36,582 Suddenly, I just thought, "I want to fuck him." 479 00:24:37,025 --> 00:24:38,125 Nothing else. 480 00:24:38,125 --> 00:24:40,377 I was just present and wanted fucking. 481 00:24:42,671 --> 00:24:44,798 Oh, no. Now I feel terrible. 482 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:46,719 Like you took a step away from Peter? 483 00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:48,380 Yes, and I don't want to. 484 00:24:48,453 --> 00:24:49,829 You need to. 485 00:24:50,013 --> 00:24:51,096 And if I can't? 486 00:24:51,096 --> 00:24:54,850 I know you're in pain and clouds of confusion fill your head, 487 00:24:54,923 --> 00:24:57,008 but you now need to stand up. 488 00:24:59,834 --> 00:25:01,002 Or? 489 00:25:01,669 --> 00:25:03,379 You know the "or." 490 00:25:07,129 --> 00:25:08,547 Someone else will. 491 00:25:09,695 --> 00:25:11,113 You? 492 00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:14,429 Yes. Me. 493 00:25:15,391 --> 00:25:18,436 Perhaps it is as you said, my destiny and not yours. 494 00:25:19,270 --> 00:25:22,106 Perhaps you weren't it. I was wrong. 495 00:25:22,106 --> 00:25:25,527 I am it, and you were merely a pretty stepping stone 496 00:25:25,527 --> 00:25:27,445 for me to wake up and see that. 497 00:25:28,488 --> 00:25:29,822 Jesus. 498 00:25:29,822 --> 00:25:32,867 Because the world burns a person down many times 499 00:25:33,618 --> 00:25:36,871 and you shake off the ashes and you walk into the next fire 500 00:25:36,871 --> 00:25:40,500 knowing that the fire never gets to the core of you. 501 00:25:42,085 --> 00:25:46,256 That is me, and that is who is needed now. 502 00:25:48,669 --> 00:25:51,339 Tomorrow, if I sit down in that seat, I don't get up. 503 00:25:52,308 --> 00:25:53,642 For anyone. 504 00:25:57,386 --> 00:25:58,804 I love you. 505 00:26:01,004 --> 00:26:02,172 And I you. 506 00:26:19,247 --> 00:26:20,623 Where is she? 507 00:26:20,623 --> 00:26:22,394 Weren't you going to follow her to Grigor? 508 00:26:22,405 --> 00:26:25,044 I might've made a small misjudgment. 509 00:26:25,044 --> 00:26:27,672 Or not. We'll see how it plays out. 510 00:26:27,672 --> 00:26:31,467 I'm hoping the idea sets in her head and she sees she needs us. 511 00:26:31,467 --> 00:26:32,886 You decided something without me? 512 00:26:32,886 --> 00:26:34,971 I added Georgina to the plan. 513 00:26:34,971 --> 00:26:37,974 A disappointing and, I suspect, idiotic betrayal. 514 00:26:37,974 --> 00:26:40,351 Let's assume George gets the baby, hmm? 515 00:26:40,351 --> 00:26:41,811 And realizes we're the next step. 516 00:26:42,413 --> 00:26:46,489 Well, let's have the next step after the next step's ready. 517 00:26:47,645 --> 00:26:48,646 Mm. 518 00:26:53,433 --> 00:26:55,477 I knew you'd come here. 519 00:26:55,488 --> 00:26:58,324 The three of us always came here. No one can find you. 520 00:27:01,110 --> 00:27:02,278 Where's Paul? 521 00:27:03,921 --> 00:27:05,672 Grigor! 522 00:27:05,719 --> 00:27:07,721 Safest place. No one looks up. 523 00:27:07,828 --> 00:27:09,205 Get him down. 524 00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:16,001 The birds have been a hassle, and there was a bear. 525 00:27:16,012 --> 00:27:17,722 - A bear? - Furry. 526 00:27:17,722 --> 00:27:21,226 He said "furry" after we shot the bear. What a kid. Eh! 527 00:27:24,578 --> 00:27:27,123 Hey. Ooh. 528 00:27:29,817 --> 00:27:31,528 Squirrel coats. Matching. 529 00:27:31,681 --> 00:27:32,973 Are you mad? 530 00:27:33,754 --> 00:27:35,131 You clearly are. 531 00:27:35,488 --> 00:27:36,491 It's fine. 532 00:27:36,491 --> 00:27:39,077 I'm here to look after you, as always, my darling. 533 00:27:39,077 --> 00:27:40,119 Let's take him back. 534 00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:43,414 He is not safe in court. They're coming for him and all of us. 535 00:27:43,414 --> 00:27:47,001 He's not safe here either in a fucking box in a tree, Grigor. 536 00:27:48,419 --> 00:27:50,129 We can do this together. 537 00:27:50,129 --> 00:27:51,381 We always wanted a child. 538 00:27:51,381 --> 00:27:53,299 - No, we didn't. - We said it would distract us from Peter. 539 00:27:53,299 --> 00:27:54,717 It would re-energize our marriage. 540 00:27:54,717 --> 00:27:56,469 - I love Marial. - You don't! 541 00:27:56,469 --> 00:27:58,304 And it's very annoying that you keep saying it! 542 00:27:58,304 --> 00:27:59,597 I do. I... 543 00:27:59,597 --> 00:28:02,350 She hates Peter, so it's hard and confusing, 544 00:28:02,350 --> 00:28:05,812 because I feel pain at her absence in my ribcage area. 545 00:28:06,105 --> 00:28:08,691 My head cries much at the loss of her. 546 00:28:09,393 --> 00:28:12,146 And then Peter... 547 00:28:13,798 --> 00:28:15,341 I can't even feel anything. 548 00:28:17,173 --> 00:28:19,425 But... "Paul is all." 549 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:22,442 That's my new motto. We say it all the time, don't we Paul? 550 00:28:22,453 --> 00:28:25,582 - Paul is all! - I agree. Paul is all. 551 00:28:25,582 --> 00:28:29,502 He should be emperor, and... we can make it so. 552 00:28:30,170 --> 00:28:31,921 - What? - I'm good at this. 553 00:28:31,921 --> 00:28:33,089 At what? I'm, I'm not following. 554 00:28:33,089 --> 00:28:34,591 Politics. 555 00:28:34,591 --> 00:28:37,719 I think by pretending to change, I actually did. 556 00:28:38,324 --> 00:28:40,430 If this goes the way it's clearly going, 557 00:28:41,069 --> 00:28:43,039 we might need a new leader behind Paul. 558 00:28:44,767 --> 00:28:45,977 And that's you? 559 00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:48,667 What the fuck? 560 00:28:48,678 --> 00:28:50,221 You? 561 00:28:50,999 --> 00:28:52,000 Why not me? 562 00:28:52,993 --> 00:28:54,119 You're not them. 563 00:28:54,130 --> 00:28:55,590 They're not them. 564 00:28:55,699 --> 00:28:58,702 No one's fucking them until they decide they're fucking them. 565 00:29:00,578 --> 00:29:03,581 This country can be changed for the better. 566 00:29:03,815 --> 00:29:05,580 For Peter. 567 00:29:05,672 --> 00:29:08,883 For our dearest friend to keep his line alive. 568 00:29:09,719 --> 00:29:11,888 I'm not helping you kill her. He loved her. 569 00:29:11,899 --> 00:29:14,193 He loved us, too. For longer. 570 00:29:16,132 --> 00:29:17,258 Do it for him. 571 00:29:20,910 --> 00:29:22,162 Huh. 572 00:29:38,349 --> 00:29:39,558 Hey. 573 00:29:39,572 --> 00:29:41,157 She's fine, Paul. 574 00:29:41,344 --> 00:29:44,160 See? Look at her up-and-down chest. 575 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,745 That's called breathing. 576 00:29:46,829 --> 00:29:51,709 But always be listening for footsteps behind you in the forest. 577 00:29:58,341 --> 00:30:00,552 Oh-ho-ho-ho. 578 00:30:00,552 --> 00:30:02,887 I remember these. 579 00:30:02,887 --> 00:30:04,556 We did all of them, didn't we? 580 00:30:05,348 --> 00:30:07,016 That one. 581 00:30:07,016 --> 00:30:09,644 The wheelbarrow with fruit! 582 00:30:09,677 --> 00:30:11,084 Mm! 583 00:30:11,366 --> 00:30:12,814 I loved it. 584 00:30:12,814 --> 00:30:15,108 You handsome savage. 585 00:30:15,108 --> 00:30:17,318 You delectable, sexual hooligan. 586 00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:22,919 You look unsure. You know I can't stand that. 587 00:30:22,930 --> 00:30:24,390 I'm pondering. 588 00:30:24,401 --> 00:30:26,820 Not you, you're all instinct. Kill her! 589 00:30:26,911 --> 00:30:29,289 Impale her on a large pole and ride her round Moscow. 590 00:30:29,289 --> 00:30:32,750 Take this fucking place, Paul on your knee. 591 00:30:32,750 --> 00:30:36,546 I seem to recall that you looked into my dying 592 00:30:36,546 --> 00:30:39,047 but beautiful-as-the-deep-blue-sea eyes 593 00:30:39,057 --> 00:30:42,343 and promised to protect my line. 594 00:30:42,343 --> 00:30:44,804 Things change. I have evolved. 595 00:30:44,804 --> 00:30:46,222 Our love is eternal. 596 00:30:46,222 --> 00:30:48,766 You're dead, everything's eternal for you. 597 00:30:49,193 --> 00:30:51,695 - I love her. - You love me more. 598 00:30:55,190 --> 00:30:57,025 Uh... 599 00:30:57,025 --> 00:30:58,568 Now you're needling me! 600 00:30:58,568 --> 00:30:59,819 I remember it. 601 00:30:59,819 --> 00:31:02,739 Then torrid sex ensues. 602 00:31:02,739 --> 00:31:05,033 Just remove her 603 00:31:05,033 --> 00:31:06,951 before you're trampled into black-and-blue paste 604 00:31:06,951 --> 00:31:08,828 by rampaging ex-Cossacks, 605 00:31:08,828 --> 00:31:12,790 cross-eyed with liquor, buzzing with rage, 606 00:31:12,790 --> 00:31:16,408 and with a need to feel blood spray in their eyes to make them happy. 607 00:31:16,538 --> 00:31:17,629 Jesus. 608 00:31:17,629 --> 00:31:22,342 I know, powerful word pictures that can transform moments. 609 00:31:22,342 --> 00:31:24,177 One of my many gifts, you'll recall. 610 00:31:24,761 --> 00:31:25,970 I do. 611 00:31:26,846 --> 00:31:29,474 And having no empathy for anyone. 612 00:31:29,474 --> 00:31:31,518 Another gift. Like you were with Peter. 613 00:31:31,518 --> 00:31:34,604 Oh, who drowns on their fucking horse? 614 00:31:34,604 --> 00:31:36,147 That kid. 615 00:31:36,313 --> 00:31:38,440 You heartless monster. 616 00:31:38,553 --> 00:31:40,944 Mm, you sassy enchantress. 617 00:31:40,944 --> 00:31:43,930 I'm not doing that. I'm calling you a fucking heartless monster. 618 00:31:43,941 --> 00:31:45,234 Oh. 619 00:31:46,342 --> 00:31:48,511 You know you have to take the throne. 620 00:31:48,977 --> 00:31:50,979 Or you'll fucking die and lose everything. 621 00:31:50,990 --> 00:31:52,200 Shh! 622 00:31:52,282 --> 00:31:56,100 Did you just shush Peter the Great? 623 00:31:58,685 --> 00:32:00,771 You're not choosing her. 624 00:32:02,131 --> 00:32:04,425 Maybe I'm choosing something else. 625 00:32:04,782 --> 00:32:07,303 What I want instead of what you want. 626 00:32:07,303 --> 00:32:11,766 Hmm, you contrary, argumentative strumpet. 627 00:32:11,766 --> 00:32:15,395 You deaf, blind oaf. 628 00:32:15,671 --> 00:32:18,544 God, I could tear all your clothes off with my teeth. 629 00:32:20,455 --> 00:32:22,081 Except you can't. 630 00:32:22,939 --> 00:32:24,273 You can just... 631 00:32:26,030 --> 00:32:27,323 go. 632 00:32:27,323 --> 00:32:28,408 Oh. 633 00:32:30,535 --> 00:32:33,246 This duel. I probably shouldn't do it. 634 00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:36,263 Undermines the empress at this delicate point. 635 00:32:36,423 --> 00:32:38,858 She seems like a drunk on the end of a jetty. 636 00:32:38,869 --> 00:32:42,522 As humans sometimes are when they have their hearts crushed by fate. 637 00:32:42,533 --> 00:32:44,285 Hmm. I'll call it off. 638 00:32:44,772 --> 00:32:47,858 No. Do it. 639 00:32:48,052 --> 00:32:50,221 She must stand up and lead... 640 00:32:51,697 --> 00:32:53,991 or not, if she can't. 641 00:32:55,668 --> 00:32:57,770 It's a bit like when I was a boy. 642 00:32:57,781 --> 00:32:59,496 Had all these apples, 643 00:32:59,507 --> 00:33:02,873 and I wouldn't give 'em away, or eat them, or make cider. 644 00:33:02,884 --> 00:33:06,847 For the life of me, I couldn't decide, and then they just rotted, 645 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,362 and I looked like the fucking idiot I was. 646 00:33:11,232 --> 00:33:15,319 I think it's more like a young woman lost at sea, 647 00:33:15,563 --> 00:33:17,207 throwing up into the ocean 648 00:33:17,207 --> 00:33:21,112 due to prevailing winds and insect bites, 649 00:33:21,774 --> 00:33:25,069 hoping some friendly sharks will guide her home. 650 00:33:26,174 --> 00:33:29,928 She must find her compass, but she's been blinded by a raven. 651 00:33:31,215 --> 00:33:36,762 And if she eventually falls in, the sharks will just have to... 652 00:33:37,934 --> 00:33:39,394 Be sharks? 653 00:33:39,884 --> 00:33:40,968 Yes. 654 00:33:42,857 --> 00:33:45,401 And the army and I will need to be marching in figure eights 655 00:33:45,401 --> 00:33:47,237 and hexagons as one. 656 00:33:48,613 --> 00:33:51,699 Right. Got it. 657 00:33:58,122 --> 00:34:01,084 Hi. Sorry, but it's a bit urgent. 658 00:34:01,524 --> 00:34:04,254 - Hugo, what're you do... - You know what I smell out there? 659 00:34:04,254 --> 00:34:06,589 I smell what I smelt in Sweden. 660 00:34:07,715 --> 00:34:09,259 Implosion. 661 00:34:12,212 --> 00:34:15,590 And I do feel bad about Peter and stealing the army. 662 00:34:16,057 --> 00:34:17,976 And as you're about to be gargling on your own blood, 663 00:34:17,976 --> 00:34:19,519 I thought I'd give you some advice. 664 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,230 You need to run. 665 00:34:24,835 --> 00:34:26,317 I can't run. 666 00:34:26,317 --> 00:34:27,901 That's what I thought. 667 00:34:27,912 --> 00:34:31,906 Out of some misguided sense of obligation, destiny. 668 00:34:31,906 --> 00:34:34,761 "It's my favorite desk, I don't wanna leave it." 669 00:34:35,034 --> 00:34:38,037 But Paris, Rome. 670 00:34:38,037 --> 00:34:41,622 You tell me ex-kings and queens aren't gonna be fêted there. 671 00:34:41,633 --> 00:34:43,843 And the food, and the art. 672 00:34:44,925 --> 00:34:46,676 I see a new life. 673 00:34:48,089 --> 00:34:50,685 We'll have a carriage ready at 9:00 in the courtyard. 674 00:34:50,696 --> 00:34:51,976 Get Paul, 675 00:34:52,303 --> 00:34:56,302 or tell me where he is and I'll get him, we get in, and we go. 676 00:34:57,475 --> 00:34:59,144 I'll leave that with you. 677 00:35:03,229 --> 00:35:07,025 Make the right decision, or don't and die. 678 00:35:28,129 --> 00:35:30,016 Die, bitch! 679 00:35:58,158 --> 00:35:59,619 Grigor. 680 00:35:59,619 --> 00:36:01,079 What are you doing? 681 00:36:01,343 --> 00:36:02,592 You're a sight. 682 00:36:02,603 --> 00:36:04,874 A sight I need in my eyes. 683 00:36:04,874 --> 00:36:06,334 What do you want? 684 00:36:06,334 --> 00:36:09,295 Other than clearly, and also logically, my body. 685 00:36:09,628 --> 00:36:10,796 Marry me. 686 00:36:12,215 --> 00:36:16,010 But... you hated me, as I hate Peter. 687 00:36:16,010 --> 00:36:17,929 Know that I, I always will. 688 00:36:17,929 --> 00:36:19,848 I do know. But I need you. 689 00:36:20,426 --> 00:36:22,553 In the forest, so quiet, 690 00:36:23,096 --> 00:36:25,478 I felt this empty space in me, 691 00:36:25,478 --> 00:36:27,856 the sounds of the forest reverberating through it, 692 00:36:27,856 --> 00:36:30,567 bears and birds and bees, 693 00:36:30,567 --> 00:36:33,528 and you are what I need in that space. 694 00:36:33,686 --> 00:36:35,071 You're the piece I miss. 695 00:36:35,071 --> 00:36:36,114 Right. 696 00:36:38,178 --> 00:36:40,298 - Really? - I want a new life. 697 00:36:40,309 --> 00:36:41,602 You and me. 698 00:36:41,786 --> 00:36:42,996 I want a new life, too. 699 00:36:42,996 --> 00:36:44,122 Great! 700 00:36:45,197 --> 00:36:47,783 We go to my estate, we hole up there, we put in defenses, 701 00:36:47,794 --> 00:36:50,069 and we just be together. 702 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:51,838 You, me, and Paul. 703 00:36:51,838 --> 00:36:53,141 Oh, what do you mean Paul? 704 00:36:53,152 --> 00:36:56,024 Uh, I have to bring him up, for Peter. I realize that now. 705 00:36:56,035 --> 00:36:58,595 We can do it together. Maybe have our own kids. 706 00:36:58,595 --> 00:36:59,929 Be good for him to have a brother. 707 00:36:59,929 --> 00:37:02,390 I'm not bringing up his fucking son! Are you mad? 708 00:37:02,390 --> 00:37:05,059 I know you hate him, but that's actually good. 709 00:37:05,059 --> 00:37:07,854 Paul will learn the complexity of human life. 710 00:37:07,854 --> 00:37:10,231 And we will raise him to take back his throne. 711 00:37:11,564 --> 00:37:14,819 Or not. Peter didn't want that, so maybe we'll let that play out. 712 00:37:14,819 --> 00:37:15,971 Don't have to decide now. 713 00:37:15,982 --> 00:37:17,942 Marial, get dressed. We should go. 714 00:37:19,146 --> 00:37:20,954 I could do with a bath, actually. 715 00:37:20,965 --> 00:37:23,509 My teeth are fucking blueberry fuzz as well. 716 00:37:30,987 --> 00:37:32,405 Fuck. 717 00:37:32,592 --> 00:37:34,511 You sad man. 718 00:37:34,775 --> 00:37:36,861 You beautiful, sad man. 719 00:37:39,165 --> 00:37:40,959 Why is Grigor in my bath? 720 00:37:41,318 --> 00:37:43,684 I thought this sick liaison was done. 721 00:37:44,165 --> 00:37:46,423 Hi, Maxim. Just resting a minute. 722 00:37:46,434 --> 00:37:49,646 - You're rending my garments! - You fucking killed Pugachev! 723 00:37:49,646 --> 00:37:53,274 Now all hell has broken loose, you foppy little monster. 724 00:37:53,274 --> 00:37:56,361 Archie and I have it in hand. Relax. 725 00:37:56,361 --> 00:37:58,947 We will be safe as others die. 726 00:37:58,947 --> 00:38:00,073 We have the touch. 727 00:38:01,049 --> 00:38:02,342 No. 728 00:38:02,490 --> 00:38:05,328 No "you and Archie." 729 00:38:05,608 --> 00:38:06,984 No. 730 00:38:07,738 --> 00:38:09,031 Enough! 731 00:38:10,462 --> 00:38:13,336 In terms of the fact that you were about to marry her, 732 00:38:13,336 --> 00:38:15,380 you-you could just look at it as, as you dodged a bullet. 733 00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:16,768 You could look at trying to dodge a bullet 734 00:38:16,778 --> 00:38:18,036 but failing in about one minute. 735 00:38:18,047 --> 00:38:19,632 She wasn't right for you. 736 00:38:19,873 --> 00:38:22,804 Disloyal, for a start, and, and was definitely the aggressor. 737 00:38:22,804 --> 00:38:25,974 - We were friends. - Yeah, and I felt terrible! 738 00:38:25,974 --> 00:38:29,102 Every, every thrust was like a dagger in my own heart. 739 00:38:29,102 --> 00:38:30,228 Jesus Christ! Really? 740 00:38:30,228 --> 00:38:32,647 I just want you to know how bad I felt. 741 00:38:32,647 --> 00:38:35,275 At one point, she took me in her mouth 742 00:38:35,275 --> 00:38:38,194 and I was staring at your portrait on the other side of the room. 743 00:38:38,194 --> 00:38:39,571 You know, the one with the red setter? 744 00:38:39,571 --> 00:38:41,197 - I love that picture. - Yeah. 745 00:38:41,197 --> 00:38:44,117 And I was like, "This is really bad. 746 00:38:44,117 --> 00:38:45,285 He shouldn't be marrying her." 747 00:38:45,285 --> 00:38:46,833 Can we hurry this along before I just shoot him 748 00:38:46,843 --> 00:38:48,413 in the back of the head at point-blank range? 749 00:38:48,413 --> 00:38:51,124 - All right, let's go! - Huzzah! 750 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:53,418 Ah, wonderful, I'm not too late. 751 00:38:53,418 --> 00:38:55,295 Empress, this is between us. 752 00:38:55,295 --> 00:38:57,422 Also made illegal by me. 753 00:38:57,422 --> 00:39:01,147 But these are Russian rules and you seem to want to live this way, yes? 754 00:39:01,158 --> 00:39:03,136 Huzzah! 755 00:39:03,136 --> 00:39:05,945 - In fact, I would like to second for Nikolai. - You what? 756 00:39:05,956 --> 00:39:08,094 - That's ridiculous. - And yet within the rules? 757 00:39:08,105 --> 00:39:09,309 It is. 758 00:39:09,309 --> 00:39:11,936 Great. Nikolai, go stand over there. 759 00:39:12,095 --> 00:39:14,188 I'd like to argue with you, but... 760 00:39:14,199 --> 00:39:17,327 I'm the empress and you're also a coward who does not want to die? 761 00:39:17,807 --> 00:39:19,192 Well expressed. 762 00:39:19,482 --> 00:39:21,362 Begin. Explain to me how... 763 00:39:21,362 --> 00:39:22,637 I can't shoot you. 764 00:39:22,648 --> 00:39:24,532 Hmm. Not my problem. 765 00:39:24,532 --> 00:39:25,867 I can shoot you. 766 00:39:25,867 --> 00:39:28,536 - Great. - And begin! 767 00:39:28,942 --> 00:39:31,790 Ten paces, turn, and then shoot. 768 00:39:32,624 --> 00:39:34,035 One. 769 00:39:34,292 --> 00:39:35,668 Two. 770 00:39:35,814 --> 00:39:37,149 Three. 771 00:39:41,174 --> 00:39:43,801 You all live by Catherine the Great's rules. 772 00:39:43,801 --> 00:39:46,471 Understand that or leave court! 773 00:39:47,347 --> 00:39:50,043 Petrov! State Room, in an hour. We need to plan. 774 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:51,472 I'll be there! 775 00:40:07,992 --> 00:40:10,578 Oh, that's my nose. Yes. 776 00:40:11,913 --> 00:40:14,582 - Give him here. - You need to go home, Grigor. 777 00:40:14,582 --> 00:40:16,167 He needs me! 778 00:40:17,631 --> 00:40:19,804 No, he doesn't. 779 00:40:20,029 --> 00:40:21,781 You need him. 780 00:40:22,196 --> 00:40:24,081 But she needs him more. 781 00:40:24,092 --> 00:40:26,678 You take Paul from me, then I will one day come and find you 782 00:40:26,678 --> 00:40:29,180 and kill you in... 783 00:40:29,180 --> 00:40:30,598 a very weird way. 784 00:40:31,092 --> 00:40:32,533 Go home, Grigor. 785 00:40:34,227 --> 00:40:35,770 I don't really have one. 786 00:40:35,770 --> 00:40:37,438 I don't really care. 787 00:40:41,684 --> 00:40:46,103 You will be emperor, as your grandfather intended. 788 00:40:47,322 --> 00:40:52,619 And I will live by your side, a benevolent shadow 789 00:40:52,658 --> 00:40:54,285 and guide through this court. 790 00:41:02,722 --> 00:41:04,819 He's all right, Paul. 791 00:41:05,022 --> 00:41:07,191 See his chest moving up and down? 792 00:41:08,204 --> 00:41:09,780 Aw. 793 00:41:09,791 --> 00:41:11,681 Let's go find Uncle Archie. 794 00:41:20,254 --> 00:41:21,588 Look who I found. 795 00:41:26,009 --> 00:41:29,263 How marvelous. 796 00:41:33,620 --> 00:41:35,371 - Tatyana? - Yes! 797 00:41:35,371 --> 00:41:36,789 Oh, it's you. 798 00:41:36,789 --> 00:41:38,458 Can you get me another apple? 799 00:41:39,292 --> 00:41:42,045 Oh. And is it more alluring if I'm on my front 800 00:41:42,045 --> 00:41:43,671 so he can just take me from behind? 801 00:41:43,671 --> 00:41:46,382 Paul's coming with George. And I'd say Grigor as well. 802 00:41:46,382 --> 00:41:47,967 - And Pugachev? - No sign. 803 00:41:47,967 --> 00:41:49,344 But I'm thinking, so what? 804 00:41:49,344 --> 00:41:52,222 We have the rest of us working in Peter's name, and Paul. 805 00:41:52,222 --> 00:41:54,599 I have them eating out of my fucking hands. 806 00:41:54,599 --> 00:41:56,392 We just pretend he's sending me orders. 807 00:41:56,392 --> 00:41:57,560 They don't know. 808 00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:58,811 Look at you. 809 00:41:58,811 --> 00:42:00,563 You're fizzing. 810 00:42:00,614 --> 00:42:02,366 And you got me an apple. 811 00:42:02,377 --> 00:42:03,628 Come here. 812 00:42:03,639 --> 00:42:04,849 Mm. 813 00:42:08,238 --> 00:42:09,915 I was looking for you. 814 00:42:09,926 --> 00:42:11,736 To tell me what? 815 00:42:11,747 --> 00:42:13,916 How horrible he was again? 816 00:42:14,744 --> 00:42:16,329 I know what he did to me, 817 00:42:16,329 --> 00:42:18,873 that in some ways he was a terrible person, 818 00:42:18,873 --> 00:42:20,792 terrible leader, all of it. 819 00:42:20,938 --> 00:42:25,901 How he thwarted me. How I contorted myself to fit with him. 820 00:42:26,575 --> 00:42:31,511 But I loved him, and the two are carried here in my heart. 821 00:42:31,818 --> 00:42:33,304 Understand that. 822 00:42:33,304 --> 00:42:34,597 I do. 823 00:42:34,597 --> 00:42:36,766 You understand this, though. 824 00:42:36,766 --> 00:42:38,643 I have something to offer. 825 00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:40,770 I have to have my hands on something that matters. 826 00:42:40,770 --> 00:42:42,647 And I am someone you need. 827 00:42:45,269 --> 00:42:46,937 What's that? 828 00:42:47,668 --> 00:42:50,421 Letters between Archie and Pugachev. 829 00:42:51,564 --> 00:42:54,984 He lit this fire, and he got Maxim to kill him. 830 00:42:55,994 --> 00:42:58,663 I've been given a dark view of humanity. 831 00:42:58,777 --> 00:43:00,070 You know why? 832 00:43:00,081 --> 00:43:03,026 Because bad shit happens to me all the time, 833 00:43:03,037 --> 00:43:05,873 and people are pricks, and that's why you need me! 834 00:43:11,467 --> 00:43:12,719 Archie. 835 00:43:20,894 --> 00:43:22,562 Let's go. 836 00:43:27,192 --> 00:43:30,653 And so by the powers vested in me by our Lord God, 837 00:43:30,653 --> 00:43:33,156 I channel his powers into this child 838 00:43:33,156 --> 00:43:36,576 to do God's work as he one day becomes Russia's leader. 839 00:43:36,576 --> 00:43:38,912 This is very long. Hurry through this, Archie. 840 00:43:38,912 --> 00:43:40,538 Let's get to the wedding. 841 00:43:40,538 --> 00:43:43,499 - God has touched and... - Oh, good, doggie! 842 00:43:43,499 --> 00:43:45,126 In the middle of it. Sorry we're late. 843 00:43:45,126 --> 00:43:46,252 Fuck. Ignore them. 844 00:43:46,252 --> 00:43:48,963 And yet let's all accept we're part of this, hmm? 845 00:43:49,217 --> 00:43:50,590 - Fine. - Fine! 846 00:43:50,590 --> 00:43:52,916 God has touched and chosen you, 847 00:43:52,927 --> 00:43:56,888 Paul Petrovich Illyich Vasilyev Alekseyvich Romanov. 848 00:43:56,888 --> 00:43:58,181 Also very long. 849 00:43:58,181 --> 00:43:59,718 - Can you just... - Just say amen! 850 00:43:59,729 --> 00:44:01,672 - You say amen, I put a hole in you! - Oh, shit. 851 00:44:01,683 --> 00:44:04,176 Hugo, don't fucking move! You're about to die. 852 00:44:04,187 --> 00:44:05,520 Put him down, Archie. 853 00:44:05,531 --> 00:44:07,753 He won't shoot you. Say it. 854 00:44:08,055 --> 00:44:10,015 I don't like the look in his eye, to be honest. 855 00:44:10,026 --> 00:44:13,613 Good analysis. Put the baby down and walk away. 856 00:44:15,060 --> 00:44:16,604 Fucker! 857 00:44:16,615 --> 00:44:20,025 You are the leader, the one God has chosen. Amen. 858 00:44:20,036 --> 00:44:21,871 - Amen! Yes! - Archie! 859 00:44:21,871 --> 00:44:25,375 The empress has requested the patriarch's presence. Immediately. 860 00:44:25,654 --> 00:44:27,364 Must dash. 861 00:44:31,203 --> 00:44:33,205 Well... half done. 862 00:44:33,495 --> 00:44:35,269 It's all for Peter and Paul, darling. 863 00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,402 We're done, you and I. 864 00:44:38,039 --> 00:44:39,639 Well, full disclosure, 865 00:44:39,639 --> 00:44:42,976 I am actually interested in someone else long-term... 866 00:44:43,189 --> 00:44:44,256 so agreed. 867 00:45:08,766 --> 00:45:10,434 Feels strangely right. 868 00:45:17,534 --> 00:45:18,661 You sat. 869 00:45:19,220 --> 00:45:20,388 I did. 870 00:45:24,934 --> 00:45:28,104 Empress, I would like to apologize. 871 00:45:28,104 --> 00:45:30,732 My blood's loyalty to you overheats at times, 872 00:45:30,732 --> 00:45:34,402 and I act for your best interests out of my love for you. 873 00:45:35,185 --> 00:45:37,312 And also, I'm a killer. 874 00:45:37,323 --> 00:45:38,781 That's Maxim. 875 00:45:38,781 --> 00:45:40,170 Sit, Maxim. 876 00:45:42,275 --> 00:45:43,651 Empress. 877 00:45:44,868 --> 00:45:47,037 Archie. Hello. 878 00:45:48,057 --> 00:45:50,476 I'd like to thank you for Pugachev. 879 00:45:50,543 --> 00:45:52,837 I'm not sure I... 880 00:45:52,837 --> 00:45:56,273 Archie, don't insult me with faux denials 881 00:45:56,284 --> 00:45:59,928 and the teary clutching of rosary beads and bleatings of innocence. 882 00:45:59,928 --> 00:46:03,139 I was in a haze of grief that didn't allow me to see it. 883 00:46:03,968 --> 00:46:06,971 But you were always the one coming to me with a solution. 884 00:46:09,020 --> 00:46:13,042 I recently shot a man in the head instead of myself, 885 00:46:13,053 --> 00:46:15,836 and it seems to have cleared something for me. 886 00:46:16,484 --> 00:46:18,778 I see with a blazing clarity. 887 00:46:20,521 --> 00:46:23,330 Right. So? 888 00:46:23,341 --> 00:46:26,610 I asked you to school me in savvy political dealings, did I not? 889 00:46:26,621 --> 00:46:28,122 Uh, you did. 890 00:46:28,122 --> 00:46:30,735 It has been a good lesson, and I'm grateful. 891 00:46:32,107 --> 00:46:34,735 All your own work, or others involved? 892 00:46:35,822 --> 00:46:39,326 Uh, the gratitude belongs... 893 00:46:39,966 --> 00:46:41,175 all to me. 894 00:46:41,228 --> 00:46:42,938 Out of love for you. 895 00:46:43,012 --> 00:46:45,056 I never meant it to get out of hand like this, 896 00:46:45,056 --> 00:46:49,602 but let's clean the rest and show Russia your immense power. 897 00:46:49,602 --> 00:46:50,854 Let's. 898 00:46:52,003 --> 00:46:54,043 The Church will come out across the country 899 00:46:54,054 --> 00:46:56,734 and say they have asked God for a sign 900 00:46:56,734 --> 00:46:59,237 that Catherine the Great is Russia's destiny. 901 00:46:59,679 --> 00:47:04,659 You will tell them the day and the time to look into the sky to see it. 902 00:47:04,659 --> 00:47:06,077 The comet? 903 00:47:06,077 --> 00:47:07,514 - Exactly. - Love it! 904 00:47:07,525 --> 00:47:10,456 They need a story. This will be one piece of it. 905 00:47:10,467 --> 00:47:12,845 Marial has the proclamation for you to issue. 906 00:47:16,589 --> 00:47:18,131 What happened to you? 907 00:47:18,131 --> 00:47:19,966 The empress shot me. 908 00:47:19,966 --> 00:47:21,092 Huzzah. 909 00:47:21,379 --> 00:47:24,387 - Maxim, I need a general. - I'm sorry, what? 910 00:47:24,747 --> 00:47:26,890 - I'm ready. - Oh, come on. He's four. 911 00:47:26,890 --> 00:47:29,642 I want you to get the credit for the killing of Pugachev. 912 00:47:29,899 --> 00:47:31,638 So you will go on a speaking tour 913 00:47:31,649 --> 00:47:34,360 and tell the tale of the Cossack Pugachev's death. 914 00:47:34,524 --> 00:47:37,984 After that, there is a military academy in Vladivostok. 915 00:47:37,984 --> 00:47:40,904 You will go there, learn the craft, and return to me. 916 00:47:41,178 --> 00:47:42,191 Vladivostok? 917 00:47:42,202 --> 00:47:45,405 Also where the finest tailors in Russia reside. 918 00:47:45,416 --> 00:47:48,045 Interesting. But, Marial... 919 00:47:48,056 --> 00:47:51,101 For the good of Russia, I have agreed. 920 00:47:51,319 --> 00:47:53,654 - I will visit often. - Yearly seems enough. 921 00:47:54,581 --> 00:47:56,791 And Velementov, you will go south, 922 00:47:56,802 --> 00:47:59,088 to tell the tale of the death through the ice. 923 00:47:59,099 --> 00:48:01,073 Petrov, you will go to Moscow 924 00:48:01,084 --> 00:48:03,551 and claim the death of Peter the Third and unleash... 925 00:48:03,551 --> 00:48:05,456 Please say a wave of cannonballs. 926 00:48:05,773 --> 00:48:07,263 - Cannonballs. - Brilliant. 927 00:48:07,263 --> 00:48:09,367 Of course he gets fucking cannonballs. 928 00:48:09,378 --> 00:48:12,214 Marial, you will prepare a statement that Peter the Third 929 00:48:12,225 --> 00:48:13,425 is dead by hemorrhoids, 930 00:48:13,436 --> 00:48:15,579 also a different one saying smallpox, 931 00:48:15,590 --> 00:48:19,030 also a different one saying he was killed while fighting the uprising. 932 00:48:19,041 --> 00:48:21,308 Also that I am Peter the Great's daughter. 933 00:48:21,319 --> 00:48:22,987 Love my new job. 934 00:48:23,223 --> 00:48:25,031 Everyone will get a story they want. 935 00:48:25,031 --> 00:48:27,817 And I will get whichever I need whenever I need it. 936 00:48:29,017 --> 00:48:30,995 Oh, Archie, one more thing. 937 00:48:31,034 --> 00:48:32,119 Guards! 938 00:48:33,925 --> 00:48:36,281 Take him, tear his cassock from his body, 939 00:48:36,292 --> 00:48:39,763 rip his beard from his face, and bury him alive. 940 00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:44,884 And then, in a semicircle, piss on the grave. 941 00:48:45,255 --> 00:48:46,997 - What? - Now! 942 00:48:48,295 --> 00:48:50,338 I thought you understood! 943 00:48:52,807 --> 00:48:54,183 Wait! 944 00:48:55,453 --> 00:48:58,790 The Church has half a million serfs it owns. 945 00:48:59,745 --> 00:49:02,327 You're going to sign this and free them. 946 00:49:02,338 --> 00:49:03,695 The fuck I will. 947 00:49:03,695 --> 00:49:06,114 Also, ten million acres, 948 00:49:06,114 --> 00:49:09,284 25 acres per serf, which they will be awarded. 949 00:49:09,284 --> 00:49:11,286 The country can watch a grand experiment 950 00:49:11,286 --> 00:49:13,329 without the nobles wanting to bathe in my blood. 951 00:49:14,455 --> 00:49:17,083 I hope to shame them into freeing the serfs. 952 00:49:17,848 --> 00:49:20,183 Sign it or die. 953 00:49:21,737 --> 00:49:23,030 Right. 954 00:49:23,854 --> 00:49:25,049 Fine. 955 00:49:25,049 --> 00:49:26,217 Thanks. 956 00:49:31,448 --> 00:49:33,109 Fucking let go of me! 957 00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:34,986 Oh, you thought they were going to release you? 958 00:49:34,997 --> 00:49:37,080 Sweet. Take him now. 959 00:49:38,521 --> 00:49:41,723 - Catherine. - You fucking played me! 960 00:49:43,250 --> 00:49:44,918 Consider me schooled. 961 00:49:48,435 --> 00:49:50,062 Cut his head off and bring it to me. 962 00:49:50,073 --> 00:49:51,908 Head off. Will do. 963 00:49:56,736 --> 00:49:58,821 That was all very thrilling. 964 00:50:02,646 --> 00:50:04,147 Your seat. 965 00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:08,187 I thought you weren't getting up. 966 00:50:09,469 --> 00:50:11,262 It was an ultimatum. 967 00:50:11,395 --> 00:50:14,440 Had to sound dramatic or it's not a good ultimatum. 968 00:50:55,798 --> 00:50:57,174 You may go. 969 00:51:11,174 --> 00:51:12,634 Husband. 970 00:52:04,631 --> 00:52:06,574 It's a good day to kill an empress. 971 00:52:13,772 --> 00:52:15,065 Let it rip. 972 00:52:25,063 --> 00:52:26,231 Oh, fuck. 973 00:52:41,740 --> 00:52:42,949 Fucker! 974 00:53:18,157 --> 00:53:19,701 Destiny didn't do it. 975 00:53:19,805 --> 00:53:21,578 I did it. 976 00:55:23,172 --> 00:55:28,172 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com -