1 00:00:05,049 --> 00:00:07,093 - And so without further ado, 2 00:00:07,176 --> 00:00:08,386 welcome to the stage— 3 00:00:08,469 --> 00:00:12,515 you know her, she pays you— Deborah Vance! 4 00:00:14,642 --> 00:00:17,437 - Hoo, hoo, hoo! 5 00:00:17,478 --> 00:00:20,732 - Thank you. Thank you. 6 00:00:20,815 --> 00:00:23,735 So I know you haven't seen me in a while. 7 00:00:23,818 --> 00:00:25,945 When Hollywood wants to get rid of a woman, 8 00:00:25,987 --> 00:00:27,614 they just say she was difficult. 9 00:00:27,697 --> 00:00:29,741 But a man gets away with having sex with his stepdaughter 10 00:00:29,824 --> 00:00:32,410 because, well, that's just his process. 11 00:00:32,452 --> 00:00:34,120 Am I right, y'all? 12 00:00:36,164 --> 00:00:37,582 - "Y'all"? 13 00:00:37,665 --> 00:00:41,210 - The, uh, reports of my death were fake news... 14 00:00:41,294 --> 00:00:43,463 as was "US Weekly" every time they published 15 00:00:43,504 --> 00:00:45,548 I didn't wear it better, y'all. 16 00:00:45,632 --> 00:00:48,092 - "Y'all" again. What is that? 17 00:00:51,179 --> 00:00:53,306 Sorry. 18 00:00:53,389 --> 00:00:55,642 - Let's get to the... 19 00:00:55,725 --> 00:00:58,978 persecution pyramid! 20 00:01:00,396 --> 00:01:03,274 Every woman who has ever done something brave or unexpected 21 00:01:03,316 --> 00:01:05,652 is either called crazy, shot in the face, 22 00:01:05,735 --> 00:01:07,028 or, even worse, 23 00:01:07,111 --> 00:01:08,655 thwarted by a contract 24 00:01:08,738 --> 00:01:10,323 she didn't read closely enough. 25 00:01:12,075 --> 00:01:14,661 - Oh, I'm so sorry. 26 00:01:14,702 --> 00:01:16,996 Hey, you. Yeah, I'm just in a meeting. 27 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:19,415 - All right, let's take a break. 28 00:01:22,377 --> 00:01:24,295 - So, yeah, maybe we want to rethink 29 00:01:24,379 --> 00:01:26,297 the persecution pyramid and also the, um— 30 00:01:26,381 --> 00:01:27,840 just all of it, I think. 31 00:01:27,882 --> 00:01:29,342 - No, it's the crowd. 32 00:01:29,384 --> 00:01:31,969 I mean, they work for me. I paid people to be here. 33 00:01:32,053 --> 00:01:34,347 It's a completely different dynamic than at a comedy club. 34 00:01:34,430 --> 00:01:36,057 Besides, Josefina's in a mood 35 00:01:36,140 --> 00:01:37,850 'cause I don't like her new water filter. 36 00:01:37,892 --> 00:01:40,019 - Totally. I think maybe we want to focus on, 37 00:01:40,103 --> 00:01:42,522 like, what's been funny about the past few years, 38 00:01:42,563 --> 00:01:45,191 and then we can sort of work in the systematic oppression 39 00:01:45,274 --> 00:01:47,026 of it all, if we must. 40 00:01:47,110 --> 00:01:49,946 - I'm gonna get to the funny, but if comedy says something, 41 00:01:50,029 --> 00:01:51,698 it's supposed to make you uncomfortable. 42 00:01:51,781 --> 00:01:52,949 I mean, you're the one who always says 43 00:01:53,032 --> 00:01:54,325 that it doesn't have to be a laugh a minute. 44 00:01:54,409 --> 00:01:55,743 - No, I know, but it's kind of 45 00:01:55,827 --> 00:01:58,705 a Smith College commencement address at the moment. 46 00:01:58,788 --> 00:02:01,374 - So sorry about that. That was the Paley Center. 47 00:02:01,416 --> 00:02:02,625 Unfortunately, they're not willing to move 48 00:02:02,709 --> 00:02:04,001 the "Who's Making Dinner?" event. 49 00:02:04,043 --> 00:02:06,379 - Do they know that I won't be able to speak at it 50 00:02:06,421 --> 00:02:08,005 because of the gag order? 51 00:02:08,089 --> 00:02:09,549 - Yes, but they're adamant that the anniversary event 52 00:02:09,590 --> 00:02:10,883 should take place on the anniversary 53 00:02:10,925 --> 00:02:12,719 and not, you know, nine months later. 54 00:02:12,802 --> 00:02:14,554 - Oh. 55 00:02:14,637 --> 00:02:16,514 People are so dramatic about time. 56 00:02:16,556 --> 00:02:18,558 Why can't they just be more flexible about dates? 57 00:02:18,599 --> 00:02:20,435 You know, like I am about my birthday. 58 00:02:20,518 --> 00:02:22,186 - Not everybody is as easy to work with as you are. 59 00:02:22,270 --> 00:02:23,896 But, look, they still want you to attend, 60 00:02:23,980 --> 00:02:25,440 you know, and pose for some photos. 61 00:02:25,523 --> 00:02:27,191 And I can circle back with your lawyer. 62 00:02:27,275 --> 00:02:29,360 Maybe you learning sign language is a fun loophole. 63 00:02:29,444 --> 00:02:31,112 - Oh. - I know a little. 64 00:02:31,195 --> 00:02:32,739 - Oh. 65 00:02:32,780 --> 00:02:34,866 - Hey. - Okay, well, I'm sorry. 66 00:02:34,949 --> 00:02:36,576 - That's not nice. 67 00:02:36,617 --> 00:02:38,703 - I think she's hangry. - Always. 68 00:02:38,786 --> 00:02:40,037 She doesn't eat. - Yeah. 69 00:02:40,121 --> 00:02:42,039 But you, I have really good news for. 70 00:02:42,123 --> 00:02:44,083 - Oh. - So remember Jessica Duncan, 71 00:02:44,125 --> 00:02:45,793 the exec who made "My Bad"? - Yeah. 72 00:02:45,877 --> 00:02:47,128 - Well, she got a huge new job. 73 00:02:47,211 --> 00:02:49,046 And guess what. - What? 74 00:02:49,130 --> 00:02:50,339 - She loved your script. 75 00:02:50,423 --> 00:02:51,924 - You know what? 76 00:02:52,008 --> 00:02:53,593 She is one of the good ones. I have always liked her. 77 00:02:53,676 --> 00:02:54,761 - Well, she wants to sit down with you, 78 00:02:54,844 --> 00:02:56,596 and I'm gonna schedule a meeting 79 00:02:56,637 --> 00:02:57,889 when you're in town for the "Who's Making Dinner?" event. 80 00:02:57,972 --> 00:02:59,140 - My God, you are the best in the biz. 81 00:02:59,223 --> 00:03:00,808 - I'm flailing, but thank you. 82 00:03:00,892 --> 00:03:02,602 This thing on? 83 00:03:02,643 --> 00:03:04,604 'Cause I got a couple things to get off my chest too. 84 00:03:04,645 --> 00:03:07,273 First up, these Russians, and I'm not talking about— 85 00:03:07,315 --> 00:03:08,441 - No, no. —the dolls! 86 00:03:08,524 --> 00:03:10,485 - No, Randi. - Silencing women? 87 00:03:10,568 --> 00:03:12,028 This is what Deborah's talking about. 88 00:03:12,111 --> 00:03:15,281 - Oh, my God! 89 00:03:15,364 --> 00:03:17,784 - Make my lips bigger. 90 00:03:17,825 --> 00:03:19,285 Bigger. 91 00:03:20,495 --> 00:03:22,288 - Whoa. We having a yard sale? 92 00:03:22,371 --> 00:03:25,166 - Oh, the Paley Center wants some memorabilia and photos 93 00:03:25,249 --> 00:03:27,168 for the "Who's Making Dinner?" exhibition. 94 00:03:27,251 --> 00:03:29,045 - How's this? - That's good. 95 00:03:29,128 --> 00:03:30,713 Now give Frank some dark circles... 96 00:03:30,797 --> 00:03:32,840 - Mm. - And a big, fat double chin. 97 00:03:32,924 --> 00:03:34,175 - Cloning now. 98 00:03:34,258 --> 00:03:36,052 - What are you doing? 99 00:03:36,135 --> 00:03:37,470 - We're—what did you call it? 100 00:03:37,553 --> 00:03:39,180 - We're "yassifying" Deborah. 101 00:03:39,263 --> 00:03:41,265 - And we're de-yassifying Frank. 102 00:03:41,349 --> 00:03:44,435 - I mean, if I can't speak at the event honoring my show, 103 00:03:44,519 --> 00:03:47,647 the least I can do is make my nasty, bastard-ass 104 00:03:47,688 --> 00:03:49,649 cheating ex-husband look like shit. 105 00:03:49,732 --> 00:03:51,651 - Not sure a media-preservation nonprofit's 106 00:03:51,692 --> 00:03:53,194 gonna love that. 107 00:03:53,277 --> 00:03:55,947 - I'm just giving them options. 108 00:03:55,988 --> 00:03:58,449 Apparently, Kathy already sent some photos over. 109 00:03:58,533 --> 00:04:01,452 She's not gonna be there. - Thank God. 110 00:04:01,536 --> 00:04:03,746 - Is this the original pilot script? 111 00:04:05,206 --> 00:04:07,166 - Yeah. 112 00:04:07,208 --> 00:04:08,668 - I'm sorry. 113 00:04:08,709 --> 00:04:11,963 How the hell did he get sole creator credit? 114 00:04:12,004 --> 00:04:15,007 - We wrote the pilot together, and then he said, 115 00:04:15,049 --> 00:04:18,219 oh, Deb, uh, I'm just gonna put my name on this first one, 116 00:04:18,302 --> 00:04:20,513 and then you can put yours on the second one. 117 00:04:20,596 --> 00:04:23,432 I was so naive, I didn't know that whoever 118 00:04:23,516 --> 00:04:25,476 that whoever "writes" the first episode 119 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:27,645 from then on is considered the creator. 120 00:04:27,728 --> 00:04:28,855 - Right. 121 00:04:28,938 --> 00:04:30,857 - He said it was an innocent mistake, 122 00:04:30,940 --> 00:04:32,483 but he knew what he was doing. 123 00:04:32,567 --> 00:04:35,111 He never wanted me to get any credit. 124 00:04:36,404 --> 00:04:38,990 Now I have another bastard trying to erase me. 125 00:04:39,073 --> 00:04:41,909 That's why my MSG show has to be historic, 126 00:04:41,993 --> 00:04:43,870 has to be record-breaking. 127 00:04:43,953 --> 00:04:45,872 - How's this? 128 00:04:45,913 --> 00:04:48,374 Before and after. 129 00:04:48,457 --> 00:04:49,917 - Ooh. - Amazing. 130 00:04:50,001 --> 00:04:51,586 - That is exactly how I remember it. 131 00:04:51,669 --> 00:04:53,254 - Wow. - Oh, you think that's good? 132 00:04:53,337 --> 00:04:54,714 Wait till you see what she did to my grandson. 133 00:04:54,755 --> 00:04:56,591 - Ah. - No. 134 00:04:56,674 --> 00:04:58,009 - Isn't he adorable? 135 00:04:58,050 --> 00:04:59,844 - You guys can't Photoshop a baby. 136 00:04:59,927 --> 00:05:00,928 - Yes, you can. 137 00:05:01,012 --> 00:05:02,263 - Oh, my God. 138 00:05:02,346 --> 00:05:03,890 Did you snatch his waist? 139 00:05:03,973 --> 00:05:05,600 - Oh, yes. He's so fit. 140 00:05:14,108 --> 00:05:16,903 - I just have to say... 141 00:05:16,986 --> 00:05:19,572 I am so proud 142 00:05:19,614 --> 00:05:22,408 of the work we did together on Deborah's special. 143 00:05:22,450 --> 00:05:24,744 I was so pissed when I saw that they took it down. 144 00:05:24,785 --> 00:05:26,579 Those motherfuckers. 145 00:05:26,621 --> 00:05:28,372 - No, we— yeah, we were devastated. 146 00:05:28,414 --> 00:05:31,584 - And what Bob Lipka did to my girl Deborah? 147 00:05:31,667 --> 00:05:33,753 I mean, that is bullshit. Piece of shit. 148 00:05:33,794 --> 00:05:35,588 - Oh, completely agree— guillotine. 149 00:05:35,671 --> 00:05:38,925 - Thank fucking God I don't work there anymore. 150 00:05:38,966 --> 00:05:40,384 - Mm-hmm. - Uh! 151 00:05:40,468 --> 00:05:42,762 Okay, all right, vibe shift. - Yes. 152 00:05:42,845 --> 00:05:44,931 - "Mall Girl." - Yeah. 153 00:05:44,972 --> 00:05:46,933 - You know, Jimmy said that I would like your script. 154 00:05:47,016 --> 00:05:49,393 I didn't. 155 00:05:49,477 --> 00:05:51,771 I loved it! 156 00:05:51,854 --> 00:05:53,606 - Thank you. 157 00:05:53,648 --> 00:05:55,066 That is so nice. 158 00:05:55,149 --> 00:05:59,195 - A modern-day retelling of "The Wizard of Oz" 159 00:05:59,278 --> 00:06:00,780 set in a '90s mall— 160 00:06:00,821 --> 00:06:02,615 literally written for me. 161 00:06:02,698 --> 00:06:06,077 - It's so smart. 162 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,787 - Thank you. 163 00:06:07,828 --> 00:06:09,580 - You know what scene I loved? 164 00:06:09,664 --> 00:06:11,332 When the girl gets her ears pierced 165 00:06:11,415 --> 00:06:13,960 and it gets infected and then the Hot Topic goths 166 00:06:14,043 --> 00:06:15,962 have to take her to the hospital, 167 00:06:16,003 --> 00:06:18,547 my heart broke for her. 168 00:06:18,631 --> 00:06:21,133 - Oh, that is— that's really nice to hear. 169 00:06:21,217 --> 00:06:23,552 - Yeah. No, it's so nuanced. 170 00:06:23,636 --> 00:06:26,222 It's so specific. 171 00:06:26,305 --> 00:06:28,307 So original. 172 00:06:28,391 --> 00:06:30,643 So, obviously, we can never make it. 173 00:06:30,726 --> 00:06:32,603 - Oh. - Blech. 174 00:06:32,687 --> 00:06:35,606 But what else you got? 175 00:06:35,648 --> 00:06:39,777 - Uh, that was all that I-I was kind of doing at the mome, 176 00:06:39,860 --> 00:06:41,320 at the moment. 177 00:06:41,362 --> 00:06:43,823 - Well, I really want your next TV show. 178 00:06:43,864 --> 00:06:45,574 So here's what I'm gonna do. 179 00:06:45,658 --> 00:06:48,619 Sight unseen, whatever you got, I will buy it cash advance, 180 00:06:48,703 --> 00:06:50,246 blind script deal. - Oh, my God. 181 00:06:50,329 --> 00:06:51,372 Really? - Yeah. 182 00:06:51,455 --> 00:06:52,665 - Thank you. Could— 183 00:06:52,748 --> 00:06:55,334 I mean, could "Mall Girl" be a series? 184 00:06:55,376 --> 00:06:57,003 - No. - No. 185 00:06:57,044 --> 00:06:59,255 - So something you're more passionate about, right? 186 00:06:59,338 --> 00:07:01,382 But also hits the young demo. - Okay. 187 00:07:01,465 --> 00:07:04,260 - Diverse, of course, queer—queer counts. 188 00:07:04,343 --> 00:07:07,680 Yes, I see you, girl, LGBTAIQ+. 189 00:07:07,722 --> 00:07:09,390 Not too political, 190 00:07:09,473 --> 00:07:11,726 not too poor, hard funny. 191 00:07:11,809 --> 00:07:14,687 - Okay. - But passion first. 192 00:07:14,729 --> 00:07:17,857 - Well, I mean, look, it's— I think for me, finding an idea 193 00:07:17,898 --> 00:07:19,608 that I'm immediately passionate about... 194 00:07:19,692 --> 00:07:20,651 - Right, right. Right, right. 195 00:07:20,735 --> 00:07:21,944 - Easy as pie. - Yeah. 196 00:07:22,028 --> 00:07:23,654 But no limited series. - Yeah. 197 00:07:23,738 --> 00:07:25,489 - Limited series, bad. - Yes. 198 00:07:25,573 --> 00:07:28,159 - Bad, bad, bad. 199 00:07:28,242 --> 00:07:29,160 - Yeah. 200 00:07:29,243 --> 00:07:31,287 That should be easy. 201 00:07:51,098 --> 00:07:53,059 - So she didn't start as a stand-up? 202 00:07:53,142 --> 00:07:55,311 - No, she starred in the show with her husband, 203 00:07:55,394 --> 00:07:57,396 and, um, you know, she got famous from the sitcom. 204 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:58,898 - Ah. I mean, I think she's cute there, 205 00:07:58,981 --> 00:08:00,649 but I honestly think she's hotter now. 206 00:08:00,733 --> 00:08:02,693 I like a woman with a little patina on them, huh? 207 00:08:02,777 --> 00:08:04,904 - Oh, yeah. - Jimmy. 208 00:08:04,987 --> 00:08:07,198 Beth. - Oh, hi. 209 00:08:07,281 --> 00:08:09,241 It's so nice to finally meet you in person. 210 00:08:09,283 --> 00:08:11,077 - Wow. 211 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:13,913 - Um, uh, this is Kayla and Randi. 212 00:08:13,954 --> 00:08:15,748 - Hi. Welcome to PaleyFest. 213 00:08:15,831 --> 00:08:17,083 - Thanks for having us. - Yeah. 214 00:08:17,166 --> 00:08:18,667 - I had my bat mitzvah here. 215 00:08:18,751 --> 00:08:20,795 I'm not Jewish, but the theme was Anna Faris. 216 00:08:20,878 --> 00:08:22,379 - Yeah, it was a great bat mitzvah. 217 00:08:22,463 --> 00:08:23,714 Um, anyway, thank you again for all your help. 218 00:08:23,798 --> 00:08:25,466 I know there was a lot of back-and-forth 219 00:08:25,549 --> 00:08:28,469 with all the Deborah stuff. - It is literally my pleasure. 220 00:08:28,552 --> 00:08:30,930 And I actually remembered that you are a coffee snob. 221 00:08:31,013 --> 00:08:32,765 - Guilty. 222 00:08:32,848 --> 00:08:35,935 So I just got you a cold brew. - That is so nice. Thank you. 223 00:08:35,976 --> 00:08:38,354 - Well, cold brew is like sex. 224 00:08:38,437 --> 00:08:41,482 Even when it's bad, I'm grateful. 225 00:08:41,565 --> 00:08:43,734 - So true. Um, mm-hmm. - Whoa. 226 00:08:43,818 --> 00:08:45,402 - Yeah. - Mmm. 227 00:08:45,486 --> 00:08:47,613 - No, but, seriously, the coffee here is just dog shit. 228 00:08:47,655 --> 00:08:49,490 But welcome to the nonprofit world. 229 00:08:49,573 --> 00:08:51,117 You know what I mean? I'm like... 230 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,119 Take me with you, please. 231 00:08:53,202 --> 00:08:54,954 - I wish we could, you know? 232 00:08:55,037 --> 00:08:57,498 We are downsizing. - God, stop. 233 00:08:57,581 --> 00:08:59,291 I'm talking to someone. 234 00:08:59,333 --> 00:09:00,960 I have to take this, but I will find you 235 00:09:01,001 --> 00:09:02,920 in a little bit. - Okay, cool. 236 00:09:03,003 --> 00:09:04,964 - Bye. - Thank you again. 237 00:09:05,005 --> 00:09:06,507 Cheers. 238 00:09:08,634 --> 00:09:11,053 - Wow. - What is going on? 239 00:09:11,137 --> 00:09:14,473 - What? - You're being sexual at work. 240 00:09:14,515 --> 00:09:15,975 You're never like that. 241 00:09:16,016 --> 00:09:17,518 I mean, it was like watching two jail rats 242 00:09:17,601 --> 00:09:18,769 ratting up the bathroom. - Mm-hmm. 243 00:09:18,853 --> 00:09:20,062 - What are you talking about? 244 00:09:20,146 --> 00:09:21,856 - You were laughing at her voices. 245 00:09:21,939 --> 00:09:23,524 You were like... [imitates high-pitched laugh] 246 00:09:23,607 --> 00:09:24,817 - What? We were just being— 247 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:25,985 - That wasn't even the best voice. 248 00:09:26,026 --> 00:09:26,986 I mean, it was kind of funny 249 00:09:27,027 --> 00:09:28,779 but not anything like my Jamaican accent. 250 00:09:28,863 --> 00:09:29,947 - We retired your Jamaican accent 251 00:09:30,030 --> 00:09:31,073 after what happened with that waiter, 252 00:09:31,157 --> 00:09:32,199 and I was just being nice. 253 00:09:32,283 --> 00:09:33,993 We've been emailing each other for months, you know? 254 00:09:34,076 --> 00:09:35,327 - Email's first base— 255 00:09:35,369 --> 00:09:36,537 I mean, the last person I emailed, 256 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:38,497 we ended up fucking, Jimmy. 257 00:09:38,581 --> 00:09:39,957 - Oh, my God, the HVAC guy? 258 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:42,001 - Ew, no. The exterminator. 259 00:09:42,042 --> 00:09:44,128 - You slept with Adnan? - Yeah. 260 00:09:44,211 --> 00:09:46,130 - Whatever, my emails were strictly professional. 261 00:09:46,172 --> 00:09:49,008 - I don't know— I was on those emails, boss, 262 00:09:49,049 --> 00:09:51,552 and you were using a lot of exclamation marks, 263 00:09:51,635 --> 00:09:53,554 which for a man is the equivalent 264 00:09:53,637 --> 00:09:55,806 of exposing his genitals. - Whatever. 265 00:09:55,848 --> 00:09:57,808 I-I was just being friendly. - Oh, yeah? 266 00:09:57,892 --> 00:09:59,185 Is it friendly to have your tits out? 267 00:09:59,226 --> 00:10:00,978 Button up, slut. 268 00:10:01,020 --> 00:10:03,856 - She wants you to lay that pipe down—I'm telling you. 269 00:10:03,939 --> 00:10:05,816 - You really think so? I mean, it's flattering. 270 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:08,444 I never get cruised, but she was wearing a wedding ring. 271 00:10:08,527 --> 00:10:10,029 She's married. - Who cares? 272 00:10:10,070 --> 00:10:11,864 You never had sex with a married person? 273 00:10:11,906 --> 00:10:13,532 - Not that I know of. Have you? 274 00:10:13,574 --> 00:10:15,868 - Yeah, I just told you—Adnan. 275 00:10:15,951 --> 00:10:17,203 Who cares? It's LA. 276 00:10:17,244 --> 00:10:18,829 I mean, 90% of the marriages are open, 277 00:10:18,913 --> 00:10:20,831 and the other 10% heading for divorce 278 00:10:20,915 --> 00:10:23,209 because they tried being open— mm, not my fault. 279 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:24,501 - All right, I think you two 280 00:10:24,585 --> 00:10:26,337 are really overexaggerating, okay? 281 00:10:26,420 --> 00:10:27,838 - Mm, whatever. 282 00:10:27,922 --> 00:10:29,840 - We'll see what happens. - Enjoy your coffee. 283 00:10:29,882 --> 00:10:32,343 - I want to put money on this. They seem good together. 284 00:10:32,426 --> 00:10:34,220 - Yeah, so now I just have to come up 285 00:10:34,303 --> 00:10:35,888 with the premise for a show. 286 00:10:35,930 --> 00:10:37,723 And you know what's always been interesting to me? 287 00:10:37,765 --> 00:10:41,602 The woman in urgent care who comes in before the doctor. 288 00:10:41,685 --> 00:10:45,064 She's not a nurse, you know. She's something else. 289 00:10:45,147 --> 00:10:47,566 Like, what if I told her story? 290 00:10:47,608 --> 00:10:50,236 - Very compelling. - I know, right? 291 00:10:50,277 --> 00:10:53,280 - Oh, my God. 292 00:10:53,364 --> 00:10:55,074 - Wow. 293 00:10:55,157 --> 00:10:58,702 You know, it's so cool that something you made so long ago 294 00:10:58,786 --> 00:11:00,412 is being celebrated like this. 295 00:11:00,496 --> 00:11:02,248 - Well, it endured because it was important. 296 00:11:02,289 --> 00:11:03,874 It said something. 297 00:11:03,916 --> 00:11:06,252 That's what I've been saying I want my MSG show to do. 298 00:11:06,335 --> 00:11:07,586 - Totally, totally, totally. 299 00:11:16,428 --> 00:11:18,097 - The oven line— that was so good. 300 00:11:18,138 --> 00:11:19,390 - You liked it? 301 00:11:19,431 --> 00:11:20,391 - Yeah, you wrote it, too, right? 302 00:11:20,474 --> 00:11:21,850 - Did I write that one? 303 00:11:21,934 --> 00:11:23,894 - You know you did. 304 00:11:23,978 --> 00:11:25,980 - Oh, yeah, I did. - Oh, yeah, you did. 305 00:11:26,063 --> 00:11:27,648 - Check out this hottie. 306 00:11:29,984 --> 00:11:32,778 - Oh, yeah. Gino. 307 00:11:32,820 --> 00:11:34,571 He was wonderful. 308 00:11:34,655 --> 00:11:36,949 He died of AIDS. He was so young. 309 00:11:37,032 --> 00:11:38,993 - Can you imagine being me in this situation? 310 00:11:39,076 --> 00:11:40,661 I point to a photo of a hot guy, 311 00:11:40,744 --> 00:11:42,538 and you're like, he died of AIDS. 312 00:11:42,621 --> 00:11:44,540 Just lie to me, you maniac. 313 00:11:44,623 --> 00:11:47,668 But I'm sorry for your loss. 314 00:11:47,751 --> 00:11:49,795 - Thank you. - Yeah. It's tough. 315 00:11:55,384 --> 00:11:56,927 He's lucky he's dead, 316 00:11:57,011 --> 00:11:58,929 or there'd be a bullet with his name on it. 317 00:11:58,971 --> 00:12:01,932 - Uh-huh. 318 00:12:04,059 --> 00:12:05,519 Where you going? 319 00:12:05,602 --> 00:12:07,938 - To find a martini with my name on it. 320 00:12:12,192 --> 00:12:15,404 - My dentist is such a pervert, and she's a girl. 321 00:12:15,487 --> 00:12:16,697 - Oh. - Hmm. 322 00:12:19,366 --> 00:12:21,994 - Shit. I think you guys are right. 323 00:12:22,077 --> 00:12:24,496 I think that she might be interested. 324 00:12:24,580 --> 00:12:26,165 - We're not gonna feel bad for you. 325 00:12:26,206 --> 00:12:27,958 You're basically bragging. - No, I'm not bragging. 326 00:12:28,042 --> 00:12:29,668 - Okay, she's coming, she's coming, she's coming. 327 00:12:29,710 --> 00:12:32,504 - Showtime. - She's here. 328 00:12:34,048 --> 00:12:35,799 - Hey. - Hello, Beth. 329 00:12:35,883 --> 00:12:39,386 - Um, I reserved a seat for you up front next to me. 330 00:12:39,470 --> 00:12:40,637 - Oh, wow. 331 00:12:40,721 --> 00:12:42,056 Uh, thank you so much, but you know what? 332 00:12:42,139 --> 00:12:44,600 I think I'm just gonna do my own thing and bop around. 333 00:12:44,683 --> 00:12:46,685 - Hmm. - During the screening? 334 00:12:46,769 --> 00:12:47,853 - Mm-hmm. 335 00:12:47,895 --> 00:12:49,188 - 'Cause it'll be dark, 336 00:12:49,271 --> 00:12:52,483 so you're gonna have to climb over the people sitting down. 337 00:12:52,566 --> 00:12:55,027 - He gets restless leg syndrome in the middle of the day. 338 00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:57,321 - Yeah, I think it's good to just keep it moving, 339 00:12:57,404 --> 00:13:00,199 you know, get my steps in, get the circulation going. 340 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,034 - Sorry. Oh, don't step on that. Sorry. 341 00:13:02,117 --> 00:13:04,161 - Okay. Oh, oh, oh! Okay. Oh, Jesus. 342 00:13:04,244 --> 00:13:06,288 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 343 00:13:06,372 --> 00:13:07,998 - She ran right into me. 344 00:13:08,082 --> 00:13:09,166 She came out of nowhere. 345 00:13:09,249 --> 00:13:10,667 - Can people just give her some space? 346 00:13:10,751 --> 00:13:12,378 Jesus. Give her a little bit of space. 347 00:13:12,461 --> 00:13:14,505 - Are you seeing this? - My pelvis! 348 00:13:14,546 --> 00:13:15,881 - Jimmy, are you there? Can you hold my hand? 349 00:13:15,923 --> 00:13:17,633 - Wait. What? - My pelvis! 350 00:13:17,716 --> 00:13:19,218 - Just breathe. - Look, she's fine, she's fine. 351 00:13:20,594 --> 00:13:22,012 - Ah, perfect. 352 00:13:22,096 --> 00:13:23,764 Ketel One martini, two olives, little dirty. 353 00:13:23,847 --> 00:13:25,516 Thank you. 354 00:13:34,525 --> 00:13:36,402 Thanks, Marcia. 355 00:13:36,443 --> 00:13:38,570 - Isn't that crazy? 356 00:13:38,612 --> 00:13:40,239 And that was just Friday, right? 357 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,032 So imagine what I did Saturday. 358 00:13:42,116 --> 00:13:43,784 Oh. Yeah. - It was just a lot. 359 00:13:43,867 --> 00:13:46,036 - If you were there, you could have protected me. 360 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,664 - Here's your martini, ma'am. - Thank you. Thank you. 361 00:13:48,747 --> 00:13:51,333 - Deborah, Eddie fucking Bean is here. 362 00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:54,086 He's, like, my favorite director from when I was a kid. 363 00:13:54,169 --> 00:13:56,213 - It's a little before your time, no? 364 00:13:56,296 --> 00:13:57,423 - No. What are you talking about? 365 00:13:57,506 --> 00:13:58,757 I grew up on Nick at Nite. 366 00:13:58,799 --> 00:14:00,342 "Bewitched" was the closest thing 367 00:14:00,426 --> 00:14:01,802 we had to "Drag Race" back then. 368 00:14:01,885 --> 00:14:04,263 - Well, I'll introduce you. He's a doll. 369 00:14:04,346 --> 00:14:06,473 Eddie. - Oh, excuse me. 370 00:14:06,557 --> 00:14:08,100 Wow, Debbie. - Hi. 371 00:14:08,183 --> 00:14:09,351 - Wow, I didn't know you were going to be here. 372 00:14:09,435 --> 00:14:11,812 - Of course. I wouldn't miss it. Hi. 373 00:14:11,895 --> 00:14:13,814 - So glad to see you. - This is Ava. 374 00:14:13,897 --> 00:14:16,066 Ava Daniels, Eddie Bean. - Hi, how's it going? 375 00:14:16,150 --> 00:14:17,734 I'm such a huge fan. 376 00:14:17,776 --> 00:14:20,446 My Tinder bio used to be your quote about the power of story. 377 00:14:20,529 --> 00:14:22,698 I didn't meet my soulmate, but a bunch of people 378 00:14:22,781 --> 00:14:25,451 did ask me to read their scripts, and that's something. 379 00:14:25,534 --> 00:14:26,952 - Sure. 380 00:14:26,994 --> 00:14:28,579 - Eddie directed the pilot of "Who's Making Dinner?" 381 00:14:28,662 --> 00:14:30,289 - Of course. - Oh, launched my whole career. 382 00:14:30,372 --> 00:14:32,624 - So basically, you owe me 10% of everything you got. 383 00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:35,127 - Yeah. Oh, Deb. 384 00:14:35,169 --> 00:14:37,254 Glad to see you still have your sense of humor. 385 00:14:37,337 --> 00:14:40,632 I'm just glad to see you're out. 386 00:14:40,674 --> 00:14:43,260 I heard about the breakdown. 387 00:14:43,302 --> 00:14:46,722 I have a friend who has the mental troubles. 388 00:14:46,805 --> 00:14:49,308 Ooh. It's rough stuff. 389 00:14:49,349 --> 00:14:51,393 - Thank you, Eddie. Means a lot. 390 00:14:51,477 --> 00:14:53,270 - Yeah. Oh, uh, did you hear? 391 00:14:53,353 --> 00:14:55,856 They're gonna show some new footage of Frank tonight. 392 00:14:55,939 --> 00:14:58,484 - Excuse me? - Yeah, an unaired interview. 393 00:15:01,028 --> 00:15:03,489 I'm so glad Frank's being allowed to speak. 394 00:15:03,530 --> 00:15:06,783 Wish I could say the same for Joan of Arc. 395 00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:08,869 - She's doing a lot of, um, research 396 00:15:08,952 --> 00:15:11,330 on Joan of Arc right now for... 397 00:15:11,371 --> 00:15:12,789 comedy. 398 00:15:12,873 --> 00:15:14,333 - Mm. 399 00:15:14,374 --> 00:15:15,876 Funny. 400 00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:19,254 Oh, Deb, take care. 401 00:15:23,217 --> 00:15:24,885 I always hated that guy. - Yeah. 402 00:15:24,968 --> 00:15:26,762 - He thinks I have mental problems? 403 00:15:26,845 --> 00:15:28,764 He is clearly in cognitive decline. 404 00:15:28,847 --> 00:15:30,015 - Yeah. - And his prostate's probably 405 00:15:30,098 --> 00:15:32,017 the size of a cantaloupe. 406 00:15:32,059 --> 00:15:34,186 - Deborah, can we get some photos with you? 407 00:15:34,228 --> 00:15:36,772 - Absolutely. - Great. Right this way. 408 00:15:37,731 --> 00:15:39,900 - Puff pastry? - Oh, no, thank you. 409 00:15:39,983 --> 00:15:41,527 I've been, uh, pretty weird with dairy 410 00:15:41,610 --> 00:15:43,946 ever since this guy I dated sawed me in half. 411 00:15:45,739 --> 00:15:47,533 Hey, could I ask you something? 412 00:15:47,616 --> 00:15:50,118 Um, would you watch a show about cater waiters? 413 00:15:50,202 --> 00:15:51,828 And, like, maybe, like, every episode takes place 414 00:15:51,912 --> 00:15:54,164 at a different event? - Like "Party Down." 415 00:15:54,248 --> 00:15:57,042 Really great show. - Great. 416 00:15:57,084 --> 00:15:58,919 Ideas, ideas. 417 00:15:59,002 --> 00:16:01,797 Something in a dome? Shit, "Under the Dome." 418 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,675 Fuck, everything's been done, every single thing. 419 00:16:04,716 --> 00:16:06,510 - Can you take a picture of someone for me? 420 00:16:06,593 --> 00:16:07,553 - Oh, sure. - Jimmy. 421 00:16:07,636 --> 00:16:09,054 - Oh, hi. 422 00:16:09,137 --> 00:16:10,389 - Could I get a photo of you two? 423 00:16:10,472 --> 00:16:12,891 - Yeah, sure. 424 00:16:12,933 --> 00:16:15,394 - Yeah. 425 00:16:15,477 --> 00:16:17,229 Oh, my God, I cannot wait to get home 426 00:16:17,312 --> 00:16:19,815 and rip off this micro thong, if it's still there. 427 00:16:19,898 --> 00:16:22,067 My fat ass is eating it up. 428 00:16:22,109 --> 00:16:25,028 - Okay, Beth, I think I need to clear the air, all right? 429 00:16:25,112 --> 00:16:26,280 I've clearly misled you. 430 00:16:26,363 --> 00:16:27,906 And we need to keep things professional, 431 00:16:27,990 --> 00:16:30,409 because I'm just not in a place for a relationship right now. 432 00:16:30,450 --> 00:16:32,578 - I'm married, so... 433 00:16:32,661 --> 00:16:34,621 - I know, and I can't do the open thing, all right? 434 00:16:34,705 --> 00:16:36,415 It's just not for me. I'm not stigmatizing it. 435 00:16:36,498 --> 00:16:38,250 It's just—I wouldn't be a good third, you know? 436 00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:39,376 My needs are too big. 437 00:16:39,459 --> 00:16:40,502 - Yeah, I'm not open, 438 00:16:40,586 --> 00:16:44,756 and I'm not interested in—in you like that, so... 439 00:16:44,798 --> 00:16:47,759 - Oh. Well—well, good. 440 00:16:47,801 --> 00:16:50,387 I mean, or—or I guess not good, but I just—I'm sorry. 441 00:16:50,429 --> 00:16:52,306 - Oh, my God, this is a little bit inappropriate. 442 00:16:52,389 --> 00:16:53,890 I'm like, ew. - Okay. Oh, I'm sorry. 443 00:16:53,974 --> 00:16:55,309 I just was picking up a vibe. 444 00:16:55,392 --> 00:16:57,603 You know, you're being, like, incredibly nice and... 445 00:16:57,686 --> 00:17:01,523 - It's kind of my job to be incredibly nice, you know? 446 00:17:01,607 --> 00:17:03,859 - Well, sure, but your job is really to coordinate events 447 00:17:03,942 --> 00:17:05,652 that preserve television history, right? 448 00:17:05,736 --> 00:17:06,653 You don't have to be that nice. 449 00:17:06,737 --> 00:17:08,739 You could just be cordial, 450 00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:10,073 or you could be rude even, you know. 451 00:17:10,157 --> 00:17:12,993 - Well, I'll certainly keep that in mind moving forward. 452 00:17:13,076 --> 00:17:14,578 Not a problem. - Okay, great. 453 00:17:14,661 --> 00:17:16,955 Well, I'm glad we talked. - Me too. 454 00:17:17,039 --> 00:17:19,583 And, um, yeah, if you need any coffee, 455 00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:21,793 just help yourself to the carafe over there. 456 00:17:21,877 --> 00:17:23,879 I'm not sure if it's been sitting all day, but... 457 00:17:23,962 --> 00:17:25,881 - No, Beth, don't—don't do that. 458 00:17:25,964 --> 00:17:27,090 Beth. 459 00:17:28,884 --> 00:17:30,469 - Not into you, boss. - Yeah, I don't think so. 460 00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:32,471 - I know that. You told me she was into me. 461 00:17:32,554 --> 00:17:35,140 You two were both like— she's drooling, boss, you said? 462 00:17:35,223 --> 00:17:37,017 We were sniffing each other like rats. 463 00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:39,978 - What is this compulsive need for honesty? 464 00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:41,355 - I didn't think you were gonna say anything. 465 00:17:41,438 --> 00:17:44,024 That was so weird. - Oh, my God! 466 00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:03,835 - Thank you. Thank you so much. 467 00:18:03,877 --> 00:18:06,046 Wow, um, thank you to the network, 468 00:18:06,129 --> 00:18:08,715 everyone who supported the show and gave us a chance. 469 00:18:08,799 --> 00:18:11,301 Thank you to Deborah Vance. Deborah, I love you. 470 00:18:11,343 --> 00:18:14,471 Thank you to my entire team at William and Morris, Sheila— 471 00:18:14,554 --> 00:18:18,517 - Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, welcome. 472 00:18:18,558 --> 00:18:20,686 We are so proud to be celebrating 473 00:18:20,727 --> 00:18:22,312 the 50th anniversary 474 00:18:22,396 --> 00:18:26,024 of the groundbreaking sitcom "Who's Making Dinner?" 475 00:18:28,902 --> 00:18:33,532 We are so lucky to have so many writers and cast here today, 476 00:18:33,573 --> 00:18:37,369 especially the incomparable Deborah Vance. 477 00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:44,835 Hope you're all enjoying the exhibition. 478 00:18:44,876 --> 00:18:47,212 I want to take a moment to thank our partner brands. 479 00:18:47,254 --> 00:18:49,214 The arts would be nothing without you. 480 00:18:49,256 --> 00:18:52,676 Okay, before we get to our screening, 481 00:18:52,759 --> 00:18:54,720 we have a special announcement. 482 00:18:54,803 --> 00:18:56,972 As of today, 483 00:18:57,055 --> 00:18:59,558 Stage 15 on the Warner Bros. Lot, 484 00:18:59,599 --> 00:19:02,352 where every episode of "Who's Making Dinner?" 485 00:19:02,394 --> 00:19:04,730 was filmed in front of a live audience, 486 00:19:04,813 --> 00:19:07,107 in addition to the many iconic game shows 487 00:19:07,190 --> 00:19:08,775 that Frank went on to produce, 488 00:19:08,859 --> 00:19:12,195 will be officially renamed 489 00:19:12,279 --> 00:19:14,573 the Frank Vance Stage. 490 00:19:17,117 --> 00:19:19,411 Frank Vance will forever be enshrined 491 00:19:19,494 --> 00:19:21,246 in Hollywood history. 492 00:19:21,329 --> 00:19:23,582 Well, please enjoy more passed apps, 493 00:19:23,623 --> 00:19:25,584 courtesy of TJ Maxx and Duolingo, 494 00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:28,670 and we will see you shortly in the theater. 495 00:19:28,754 --> 00:19:30,338 - I cannot believe this. 496 00:19:30,422 --> 00:19:33,133 He's upstaging me even from beyond the grave. 497 00:19:33,216 --> 00:19:34,885 - I don't think he's upstaging you. 498 00:19:34,926 --> 00:19:38,388 - They are literally putting him up on a stage. 499 00:19:38,472 --> 00:19:40,098 Here. 500 00:19:42,309 --> 00:19:44,936 - Hey. 501 00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:46,563 I want to introduce the screening. 502 00:19:46,646 --> 00:19:48,565 If Frank's allowed to speak, then I want to speak too. 503 00:19:48,648 --> 00:19:50,400 - I get that, but you definitely can't. 504 00:19:50,484 --> 00:19:52,027 They're live streaming it. 505 00:19:52,110 --> 00:19:54,446 - Then get them to turn off the stream. 506 00:19:54,488 --> 00:19:56,448 I thought you said you had a contact here. 507 00:19:56,490 --> 00:19:58,283 - I— 508 00:19:58,366 --> 00:20:00,911 - If the people aren't on the right marks, then we're fucked. 509 00:20:00,994 --> 00:20:02,621 So if you could just make sure that doesn't happen, 510 00:20:02,662 --> 00:20:04,581 that would be wonderful. - Excuse me, Beth. 511 00:20:05,999 --> 00:20:08,627 - Hello. - Mm, okay. 512 00:20:08,668 --> 00:20:10,712 Um, you mind if I ask you a really quick favor? 513 00:20:10,796 --> 00:20:12,464 - Well, I wouldn't want to give you the wrong impression, 514 00:20:12,547 --> 00:20:14,841 right, and do any special favors for you. 515 00:20:14,925 --> 00:20:16,968 - And I appreciate that. I respect that. 516 00:20:17,052 --> 00:20:18,303 Uh, it's actually— you know what? 517 00:20:18,345 --> 00:20:20,430 It's not for me. It's for Deborah Vance. 518 00:20:20,514 --> 00:20:22,182 Deborah would like to speak to introduce the screening, 519 00:20:22,265 --> 00:20:24,392 and she's legally prohibited from doing that. 520 00:20:24,476 --> 00:20:26,436 So if you could just turn off the live stream camera, 521 00:20:26,478 --> 00:20:28,438 just briefly, just while she's up there. 522 00:20:28,522 --> 00:20:29,981 - Mm, can't do that. 523 00:20:30,065 --> 00:20:31,858 - Please, please, I am begging you. 524 00:20:31,942 --> 00:20:33,652 The answer is no. 525 00:20:33,735 --> 00:20:35,320 - See, this is why I don't get 526 00:20:35,362 --> 00:20:36,988 into romantic relationships with work colleagues. 527 00:20:37,030 --> 00:20:38,657 - We were not in a romantic relationship, so— 528 00:20:38,698 --> 00:20:40,325 - Beth, I don't have time to get into our history 529 00:20:40,408 --> 00:20:41,785 and relitigate this, all right? 530 00:20:41,827 --> 00:20:44,996 We both know what happened. Can you just please do it? 531 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,331 - No. 532 00:20:46,373 --> 00:20:47,958 - Fuck. 533 00:20:50,210 --> 00:20:51,837 - You know what? 534 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,463 When you were dating Jimmy, 535 00:20:53,547 --> 00:20:55,465 I really thought we could be friends. 536 00:20:55,549 --> 00:20:57,676 But now I know you're just another selfish blonde, 537 00:20:57,759 --> 00:20:59,469 aren't you? 538 00:20:59,553 --> 00:21:00,971 You're a bitch. 539 00:21:02,639 --> 00:21:03,849 Jimmy! 540 00:21:05,934 --> 00:21:07,853 - Stop. Stop looking at that. I know I'm not on the list. 541 00:21:07,894 --> 00:21:09,145 I'm just gonna speak for a second. 542 00:21:09,187 --> 00:21:12,357 It's okay, it's okay, tell them Deborah Vance said it was okay. 543 00:21:12,399 --> 00:21:13,859 - Deborah, wait, wait. 544 00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:16,528 I tried, but they won't turn the cameras off—I'm sorry. 545 00:21:16,611 --> 00:21:19,114 Look, even if Bob Lipka's people don't see it, 546 00:21:19,197 --> 00:21:21,157 as we've experienced, someone could just leak it anyway. 547 00:21:21,241 --> 00:21:22,784 I really don't think you should do this. 548 00:21:22,868 --> 00:21:24,452 - I'm not just doing this for me. 549 00:21:24,536 --> 00:21:27,372 I'm doing this for all women who've been silenced. 550 00:21:30,876 --> 00:21:32,043 - How? 551 00:21:32,127 --> 00:21:33,336 - Thank you. 552 00:21:33,378 --> 00:21:35,714 Thank you all so much for coming tonight. 553 00:21:35,797 --> 00:21:37,257 You know, we may not have figured out 554 00:21:37,340 --> 00:21:38,592 who's making dinner, but we figured out 555 00:21:38,675 --> 00:21:41,261 who's getting all the credit— Frank Vance. 556 00:21:42,762 --> 00:21:45,140 Oh, no, I know, that's not fair. 557 00:21:45,223 --> 00:21:46,224 - What is going on? - I tried to stop her, 558 00:21:46,266 --> 00:21:47,392 but I couldn't. 559 00:21:47,434 --> 00:21:49,561 - Um, Frank gave me a lot of credit. 560 00:21:49,644 --> 00:21:52,689 In fact, he gave me solo credit for that house fire. 561 00:21:52,772 --> 00:21:54,900 You remember that one, y'all? Hmm? 562 00:21:54,941 --> 00:21:57,193 - "Y'all" is back. - Mm. 563 00:21:57,277 --> 00:21:59,279 - The only woman who knows fire better than I do 564 00:21:59,362 --> 00:22:02,073 is my sister in the struggle, Joan of Arc. 565 00:22:02,115 --> 00:22:03,742 I was told not to speak tonight, 566 00:22:03,783 --> 00:22:05,744 but, uh, at least Joan got to scream 567 00:22:05,785 --> 00:22:07,287 when she was burned at the stake. 568 00:22:08,955 --> 00:22:10,206 Lucky bitch. 569 00:22:10,290 --> 00:22:12,959 - Mm... 570 00:22:13,043 --> 00:22:14,753 - Did I ever mention— did I ever mention 571 00:22:14,794 --> 00:22:16,880 that Frank's family had slaves? 572 00:22:19,257 --> 00:22:21,051 Nasty stuff. 573 00:22:23,845 --> 00:22:26,139 Okay, let's roll that clip. 574 00:22:34,481 --> 00:22:36,900 - Deborah, stop sulking. 575 00:22:36,983 --> 00:22:38,068 If they won't let you get a credit card, 576 00:22:38,151 --> 00:22:39,444 you can just use mine. 577 00:22:39,527 --> 00:22:42,530 - No, I'm gonna tell them I'm... 578 00:22:44,157 --> 00:22:46,409 Mr. Denny Vansatori. 579 00:22:48,328 --> 00:22:50,205 Oh, that's funny. 580 00:22:50,288 --> 00:22:52,582 I always thought I'd be the one whose water broke. 581 00:22:52,624 --> 00:22:55,085 - Deborah, why are you dressed like a man? 582 00:22:55,126 --> 00:22:56,962 - Well, if the bank won't let a woman open a credit card 583 00:22:57,045 --> 00:22:59,005 because it doesn't see me as a full person— 584 00:22:59,089 --> 00:23:00,966 - You're going to force them? - How about that? 585 00:23:01,049 --> 00:23:02,550 Not even five minutes being a man, 586 00:23:02,634 --> 00:23:04,552 and already I'm forcing people against their will. 587 00:23:06,429 --> 00:23:07,555 - Hmm. - Yeah, if this was today, 588 00:23:07,639 --> 00:23:09,349 you'd need four roommates to afford this house. 589 00:23:09,432 --> 00:23:11,476 - Yeah. - You remember roommates? 590 00:23:11,518 --> 00:23:12,811 - No, I actually didn't have roommates. 591 00:23:12,894 --> 00:23:16,564 I have to live alone because I have bathroom stuff. 592 00:23:16,648 --> 00:23:18,441 - Is that an idea for a show? 593 00:23:18,525 --> 00:23:20,151 - Bathroom stuff? Like, someone who lives alone? 594 00:23:20,235 --> 00:23:21,778 No, it's sad. - No. 595 00:23:21,861 --> 00:23:23,780 No, like, something based on this, where, like— 596 00:23:23,863 --> 00:23:25,031 - Oh. 597 00:23:25,115 --> 00:23:27,158 - I don't know—where, like, their grandkid 598 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,160 inherits this house and then has a bunch of roommates. 599 00:23:29,244 --> 00:23:32,580 It's about, like, chosen family, that sort of a thing. 600 00:23:32,664 --> 00:23:35,000 - You know, reboots are really sellable. 601 00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:36,960 Existing IP is very, very good. 602 00:23:37,002 --> 00:23:38,837 - And it can actually be about something, you know? 603 00:23:38,878 --> 00:23:40,005 They could be grappling with the fact 604 00:23:40,088 --> 00:23:42,507 that, like, our generation is, like, never going to find 605 00:23:42,549 --> 00:23:43,842 the success that our parents found. 606 00:23:43,925 --> 00:23:45,510 But, like, what does that success mean, 607 00:23:45,552 --> 00:23:46,678 and, like, how do we redefine it? 608 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,930 You know what I mean? Like, community building. 609 00:23:49,014 --> 00:23:51,391 Like, downward mobility. - Yeah, but funny. 610 00:23:51,474 --> 00:23:53,476 - Yeah. - I think that's really good. 611 00:23:53,518 --> 00:23:55,520 I think if you can do a reboot that's about something, 612 00:23:55,562 --> 00:23:56,730 that could be excellent. 613 00:23:56,813 --> 00:23:59,649 You should definitely flesh it out and pitch it to Jessica. 614 00:23:59,733 --> 00:24:01,484 - Deborah doesn't have the rights, though. 615 00:24:01,568 --> 00:24:03,403 - That's okay. I'll look into it. 616 00:24:03,486 --> 00:24:05,155 - Okay. - Okay. 617 00:24:05,238 --> 00:24:06,531 I like that. 618 00:24:06,614 --> 00:24:07,741 - I think it's good. 619 00:24:07,824 --> 00:24:09,075 - So do you need something, Gino, or... 620 00:24:09,159 --> 00:24:11,161 - I got myself in a mess. - Okay. 621 00:24:14,748 --> 00:24:17,208 - Frank, thank you so much for sitting with us. 622 00:24:23,423 --> 00:24:25,216 What do you think made "Who's Making Dinner?" 623 00:24:25,258 --> 00:24:27,969 such a groundbreaking show? 624 00:24:28,053 --> 00:24:31,181 - Well, you know, we weren't trying to be groundbreaking. 625 00:24:31,264 --> 00:24:36,061 We were making a show about our relationship. 626 00:24:36,144 --> 00:24:38,104 And, um... 627 00:24:38,188 --> 00:24:41,066 the only reason people even paid attention to it 628 00:24:41,149 --> 00:24:43,359 was because it was funny. 629 00:24:43,443 --> 00:24:45,695 - And you two had never worked in TV before. 630 00:24:45,737 --> 00:24:48,448 So how did you know that what you were making was funny? 631 00:24:50,116 --> 00:24:51,993 - Because of Deborah. 632 00:24:53,828 --> 00:24:56,790 Deborah was the funny one. 633 00:24:59,626 --> 00:25:01,920 She was always... 634 00:25:01,961 --> 00:25:05,090 the funniest person... 635 00:25:05,173 --> 00:25:07,926 in any room. 636 00:25:12,180 --> 00:25:15,225 - And as you transitioned into producing game shows, 637 00:25:15,308 --> 00:25:16,935 what was your inspiration for... 638 00:25:33,201 --> 00:25:34,828 - Hey. 639 00:25:36,704 --> 00:25:38,248 You okay? 640 00:25:39,999 --> 00:25:41,501 - No. 641 00:25:41,584 --> 00:25:44,838 - Yeah. 'Cause you bombed super hard? 642 00:25:44,921 --> 00:25:47,507 It was rough. - No. 643 00:25:49,217 --> 00:25:51,261 It's what Frank said. 644 00:25:53,930 --> 00:25:55,140 - But he said you were the funny one. 645 00:25:55,223 --> 00:25:57,767 I-I feel like that would be nice to hear, no? 646 00:25:57,809 --> 00:25:58,977 - It was. 647 00:25:59,060 --> 00:26:00,854 That's the problem. 648 00:26:04,482 --> 00:26:08,528 It's been— it's been 50 fucking years. 649 00:26:08,611 --> 00:26:11,197 Why do I still need to hear that? 650 00:26:12,490 --> 00:26:14,492 Why should I care about what some kid who I met 651 00:26:14,534 --> 00:26:17,245 when I was 18 years old thinks about me? 652 00:26:18,955 --> 00:26:21,666 It's pathetic. 653 00:26:21,749 --> 00:26:23,418 - Yeah. 654 00:26:23,501 --> 00:26:25,128 I mean, I get that. 655 00:26:26,754 --> 00:26:30,300 Sometimes there's just one person we want to impress. 656 00:26:34,220 --> 00:26:36,014 - Yeah. 657 00:26:36,055 --> 00:26:38,975 - I have to ask... 658 00:26:39,017 --> 00:26:42,979 what was the mess that Gino was getting into in that episode? 659 00:26:44,272 --> 00:26:45,315 - Was there chaos? 660 00:26:45,398 --> 00:26:47,192 Did hijinks ensue? 661 00:26:47,275 --> 00:26:49,194 We didn't get to find out. 662 00:26:49,235 --> 00:26:51,029 I'll tell you in the car. 663 00:26:51,070 --> 00:26:53,114 - Okay. 664 00:26:58,620 --> 00:27:00,830 - Thank you. - Oh, my God. 665 00:27:00,872 --> 00:27:02,999 I always want to be like, you don't have to run. 666 00:27:03,082 --> 00:27:04,542 There's no rush. 667 00:27:04,584 --> 00:27:06,836 - I like it when they run. 668 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,213 - Deborah Vance. 669 00:27:08,296 --> 00:27:09,839 - Yes? 670 00:27:09,881 --> 00:27:11,841 - Got a call you violated a restraining order tonight. 671 00:27:11,925 --> 00:27:13,718 - Need you to come with us. 672 00:27:13,801 --> 00:27:15,386 - Oh, you got to be kidding me. - Nope. 673 00:27:15,470 --> 00:27:16,721 - You're actually gonna arrest me? 674 00:27:16,763 --> 00:27:18,223 - Yep. - I'm sorry. 675 00:27:18,306 --> 00:27:21,684 She wasn't even funny tonight. That was barely even comedy. 676 00:27:21,768 --> 00:27:23,228 - Let's go. - No! 677 00:27:23,311 --> 00:27:24,729 - Yes. - No! 678 00:27:24,812 --> 00:27:26,898 - Do you know where I keep my bail cash? 679 00:27:26,981 --> 00:27:29,234 - Yeah, in Vegas, it's underneath the bathroom sink! 680 00:27:29,317 --> 00:27:31,236 But where is it in LA? 681 00:27:31,277 --> 00:27:33,071 Deborah, where is it in LA? 682 00:27:33,154 --> 00:27:35,907 - Call Josefina! 683 00:27:35,990 --> 00:27:37,575 Watch the hair! 684 00:27:37,617 --> 00:27:40,745 - Wha—fuck! Shit! 685 00:27:40,787 --> 00:27:42,538 Yo, valet! 686 00:27:42,622 --> 00:27:45,083 Pick up the pace! 687 00:27:52,131 --> 00:27:55,260 - What are you in for? 688 00:27:55,343 --> 00:27:56,970 - Stand-up comedy. 689 00:27:57,053 --> 00:27:59,222 You? 690 00:27:59,305 --> 00:28:01,266 - Shoplifting from Macy's. 691 00:28:01,307 --> 00:28:03,977 - Oh, that's really wrong. 692 00:28:04,060 --> 00:28:06,771 If you're gonna shoplift, make it Neiman Marcus. 693 00:28:13,152 --> 00:28:15,113 What are you in for? 694 00:28:15,154 --> 00:28:17,532 - I, uh—I got a DUI. 695 00:28:17,615 --> 00:28:20,743 - Oh, honey, we got to get you an Uber account... 696 00:28:21,869 --> 00:28:24,122 Or at least a pair of Rollerblades, Jesus. 697 00:28:27,041 --> 00:28:28,918 You know, it's not my first time in jail. 698 00:28:29,002 --> 00:28:31,129 I mean, I, uh, was in actor jail once. 699 00:28:31,212 --> 00:28:32,797 I did a Lifetime movie called 700 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,465 "A Prayer for Mommy's Slippers." 701 00:28:35,842 --> 00:28:38,303 I was guilty for not running when I heard the title. 702 00:28:46,394 --> 00:28:47,937 - Hi, I'm here for Deborah Vance. 703 00:28:50,189 --> 00:28:51,316 Is that enough? 704 00:28:51,357 --> 00:28:53,026 - That's right, that's right. 705 00:28:53,109 --> 00:28:54,569 I've been cuffed before, 706 00:28:54,652 --> 00:28:57,155 but it usually involved some boundaries and a safe word. 707 00:28:58,573 --> 00:29:00,241 Oh, she knows, little freak! 708 00:29:01,993 --> 00:29:04,662 - Deborah Vance, you made bail. 709 00:29:04,746 --> 00:29:07,165 - Ah. That's my time. 710 00:29:09,917 --> 00:29:12,503 Oh, hey, can I bail out my friends here? 711 00:29:12,587 --> 00:29:14,714 - If you got the cash. - All right, what do you need? 712 00:29:14,797 --> 00:29:15,715 What do you need? - $500 for me! 713 00:29:15,798 --> 00:29:17,467 - $8,000! - $20,000! 714 00:29:17,550 --> 00:29:19,510 - Damn, what did you do? 715 00:29:19,552 --> 00:29:21,179 - I punched a police horse. 716 00:29:21,262 --> 00:29:23,598 - Oh, Jesus. Come on, let's go! 717 00:29:27,226 --> 00:29:29,187 - So how was it in there? Was it bad? 718 00:29:29,228 --> 00:29:32,273 - It was amazing. 719 00:29:32,357 --> 00:29:34,359 - Really? - Frank was right. 720 00:29:34,442 --> 00:29:35,526 - Don't walk. 721 00:29:35,610 --> 00:29:37,195 - The only reason that people paid attention 722 00:29:37,236 --> 00:29:39,739 to "Who's Making Dinner?" is 'cause it was funny. 723 00:29:39,822 --> 00:29:41,366 But that's what I need to be focusing on 724 00:29:41,407 --> 00:29:42,867 with my Garden show. 725 00:29:42,909 --> 00:29:44,744 It doesn't need to be important. 726 00:29:44,827 --> 00:29:47,705 It just—it just needs to be funny. 727 00:29:47,747 --> 00:29:50,750 - Yeah, I mean, I feel like I said that, 728 00:29:50,833 --> 00:29:53,294 but then a man said it louder, but it's okay. 729 00:29:53,378 --> 00:29:54,379 I'll just repress it. 730 00:29:54,462 --> 00:29:55,713 It'll make me funnier in the long run. 731 00:29:55,797 --> 00:29:58,383 - I'm sorry I didn't listen. 732 00:29:58,424 --> 00:30:00,676 I have just been consumed 733 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,012 by my anger. 734 00:30:03,096 --> 00:30:04,889 I didn't see the forest for the trees. 735 00:30:04,931 --> 00:30:08,017 I mean, what people are gonna remember is... 736 00:30:08,101 --> 00:30:09,519 if I made them laugh. 737 00:30:09,602 --> 00:30:11,312 - Yes! Exactly what I was saying. 738 00:30:11,396 --> 00:30:12,522 Love. - Yep. 739 00:30:12,605 --> 00:30:14,232 - Great. - Walk. 740 00:30:14,273 --> 00:30:17,235 - Oh. Hey, who's hungry? 741 00:30:17,276 --> 00:30:18,736 Okay, let's go to Norm's. 742 00:30:18,778 --> 00:30:20,446 I want to try out more material. 743 00:30:20,530 --> 00:30:22,365 - Okay. - That's a good idea. 744 00:30:22,407 --> 00:30:24,409 - You know, it's been a real pleasure sharing an open toilet 745 00:30:24,492 --> 00:30:26,702 with you ladies. 746 00:30:26,786 --> 00:30:28,413 But, Bethanney, I'm a little concerned 747 00:30:28,454 --> 00:30:30,540 about the color of your pee. - I know.