1 00:00:11,097 --> 00:00:12,432 - Look at that speed. 2 00:00:12,473 --> 00:00:13,766 - Damien. 3 00:00:13,808 --> 00:00:16,227 - He's clocking at 9 miles per hour. 4 00:00:16,311 --> 00:00:18,563 - Ooh! Let's get his info. 5 00:00:18,646 --> 00:00:20,440 - Paris team is looking good. 6 00:00:20,523 --> 00:00:22,233 They were the laughingstock of the Hospitality Olympics 7 00:00:22,317 --> 00:00:24,611 last year, but they've really turned things around. 8 00:00:24,694 --> 00:00:26,446 - They've got a strong anchor. 9 00:00:26,487 --> 00:00:27,780 - Mm. 10 00:00:27,822 --> 00:00:30,283 She's quick, but I worry about precision. 11 00:00:30,366 --> 00:00:32,952 We're only staffing the best of the best at the Diva. 12 00:00:32,994 --> 00:00:35,204 - Ooh, is that what you're calling the casino? 13 00:00:35,288 --> 00:00:36,706 - Mm-hmm. 14 00:00:36,789 --> 00:00:38,958 - The Diva. I like that. 15 00:00:39,042 --> 00:00:40,251 Diva. 16 00:00:41,961 --> 00:00:44,297 Ooh! Look at that little one. 17 00:00:44,380 --> 00:00:47,467 He lets the suck of the vacuum pull him. 18 00:00:47,550 --> 00:00:49,802 He'll be less prone to injury. 19 00:00:49,844 --> 00:00:51,679 Smart. 20 00:00:55,183 --> 00:00:57,518 - Okay. Done. 21 00:00:57,602 --> 00:01:00,146 - I like his passion. - No. Can't do it. 22 00:01:00,188 --> 00:01:02,565 Horrible at trivia. - Call it. Call it, ref. 23 00:01:02,649 --> 00:01:04,484 Yes! Who do you think you are? 24 00:01:04,525 --> 00:01:05,485 I am. 25 00:01:05,526 --> 00:01:07,820 I am Ray, motherfuckers! 26 00:01:07,862 --> 00:01:10,239 Pretty good. 27 00:01:10,323 --> 00:01:11,824 - Come on, let's go. It needs to be perfect. 28 00:01:11,866 --> 00:01:13,409 Work for this. Work for this. 29 00:01:13,493 --> 00:01:16,037 - This is where a hotel succeeds or fails— 30 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:17,205 a well-made bed. 31 00:01:17,288 --> 00:01:18,665 - That's almost all there is. 32 00:01:18,748 --> 00:01:20,875 Look at him in the vest. 33 00:01:20,958 --> 00:01:22,960 I like the way he handles the top sheet. 34 00:01:23,044 --> 00:01:24,671 - Go, Sophie! Go! Go! 35 00:01:24,754 --> 00:01:25,838 I did not wanna bring you tonight. 36 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:26,839 Prove me wrong! 37 00:01:26,881 --> 00:01:28,675 - He's a surgeon. 38 00:01:28,716 --> 00:01:32,345 Quick but measured, efficient but not careless. 39 00:01:32,428 --> 00:01:33,346 - Fold that top! 40 00:01:33,429 --> 00:01:35,098 Hospital corners! 41 00:01:35,181 --> 00:01:36,683 We went over this, Sophie! 42 00:01:36,766 --> 00:01:38,017 Jesus Christ! 43 00:01:38,101 --> 00:01:39,143 Check, check. 44 00:01:41,896 --> 00:01:43,314 Whoo! Yes! 45 00:01:48,486 --> 00:01:50,905 I am the best bedmaker in the world! 46 00:01:53,324 --> 00:01:55,743 - Okay, girl, I see you. 47 00:01:57,412 --> 00:01:59,372 - I'm buzzed, buzzed. - Moment of truth. 48 00:01:59,414 --> 00:02:00,540 - Buzzed, buzzed. 49 00:02:02,125 --> 00:02:04,043 - Good girl! - See? I'm on your side, girl. 50 00:02:04,085 --> 00:02:05,378 - Oh. 51 00:02:05,461 --> 00:02:07,213 You know what I miss? Go Fish. 52 00:02:07,255 --> 00:02:08,840 - Mom! Mom! 53 00:02:08,923 --> 00:02:09,841 Hi, guys. 54 00:02:09,924 --> 00:02:11,217 Mom, I need you. 55 00:02:11,259 --> 00:02:13,678 - Oh, no, honey. Is Aidan leaving you? 56 00:02:13,761 --> 00:02:15,221 - This is what men do. 57 00:02:15,304 --> 00:02:16,889 They leave. 58 00:02:16,931 --> 00:02:18,391 Okay, you gotta make sure that all the vehicles 59 00:02:18,474 --> 00:02:19,600 are in your name. - No. 60 00:02:19,684 --> 00:02:20,727 - Are they? - No, no, no, no. 61 00:02:20,768 --> 00:02:22,395 - Are they? - Mom! 62 00:02:22,437 --> 00:02:25,690 They're finally doing "Celebrity Amazing Race"! 63 00:02:25,773 --> 00:02:27,525 - Oh. - Remember? 64 00:02:27,608 --> 00:02:28,735 You said that you would go on it with me 65 00:02:28,818 --> 00:02:30,945 if they ever made it? - Oh. 66 00:02:31,028 --> 00:02:32,196 Oh, yeah. 67 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:33,406 No, DJ, you know that I'm gagged. 68 00:02:33,489 --> 00:02:34,532 I can't do any TV. 69 00:02:34,615 --> 00:02:36,242 No performing for months. 70 00:02:36,284 --> 00:02:37,910 - Nice try. I called your lawyer. 71 00:02:37,994 --> 00:02:39,579 - You called Stewart? - Well, that's what you get 72 00:02:39,620 --> 00:02:41,372 for suing me for criminal negligence 73 00:02:41,456 --> 00:02:43,249 for breaking Grandma's teapot, okay? 74 00:02:43,291 --> 00:02:45,418 Stewart and I have developed a lovely working relationship, 75 00:02:45,460 --> 00:02:47,253 and he says you're in the clear, 76 00:02:47,336 --> 00:02:50,381 as long as this season airs after the non-compete expires. 77 00:02:50,465 --> 00:02:52,759 And it does! So suck it! - No. 78 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:54,594 You are not allowed to do a reality show. 79 00:02:54,635 --> 00:02:56,137 That has always been our rule. 80 00:02:56,220 --> 00:02:58,765 - Mom, this is really important to me, okay? 81 00:02:58,848 --> 00:03:01,142 You know it's important to me. 82 00:03:01,225 --> 00:03:03,269 "Amazing Race" got me sober. 83 00:03:03,311 --> 00:03:07,231 - Excuse me, I think $400,000 worth of rehab got you sober. 84 00:03:07,315 --> 00:03:09,025 - Nope, that failed. 85 00:03:09,108 --> 00:03:10,735 Episodes of "The Amazing Race" got me through 86 00:03:10,818 --> 00:03:12,278 some really dark times, okay? 87 00:03:12,361 --> 00:03:13,905 Phil Keoghan is my higher power. 88 00:03:13,946 --> 00:03:15,448 And you promised me that if I got sober, 89 00:03:15,531 --> 00:03:17,366 we would go on it together. 90 00:03:17,450 --> 00:03:18,951 - Okay. Okay. 91 00:03:19,035 --> 00:03:20,620 You're right. I'll think about it. 92 00:03:20,661 --> 00:03:21,954 - Yeah, think about it. 93 00:03:22,038 --> 00:03:23,414 But I need an answer by 5:00, okay? 94 00:03:23,498 --> 00:03:25,416 Plus, if we win, we get a million dollars, 95 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:27,168 which covers my allowance for the year. 96 00:03:27,251 --> 00:03:30,296 - Well, honey, I think all that money goes to charity. 97 00:03:30,379 --> 00:03:32,298 - Oh, fuck! Really? Ugh. 98 00:03:32,381 --> 00:03:34,008 That's so stupid. You know what? 99 00:03:34,091 --> 00:03:35,968 I'm sure there's a workaround. I still wanna do it. 100 00:03:36,010 --> 00:03:39,305 I'm gonna go practice driving on the wrong side of the road. 101 00:03:39,388 --> 00:03:40,807 - Christ. - Yeah. 102 00:03:40,890 --> 00:03:42,475 Look, I don't think it's the worst thing 103 00:03:42,517 --> 00:03:44,143 in the world for you to go on a reality show. 104 00:03:44,185 --> 00:03:45,812 I mean, there'll be a big announcement revealing 105 00:03:45,895 --> 00:03:47,104 the cast, and you can get them to plug 106 00:03:47,188 --> 00:03:48,481 MSG in the press release. 107 00:03:48,564 --> 00:03:50,191 - You know, she's right. 108 00:03:50,274 --> 00:03:52,693 Reality shows do give celebrities fresh relevance. 109 00:03:52,777 --> 00:03:54,695 - That's true. 110 00:03:54,779 --> 00:03:56,447 But the problem with reality shows is, 111 00:03:56,531 --> 00:03:58,157 you cannot control the narrative. 112 00:03:58,241 --> 00:04:00,284 I mean, that's why I've turned down Andy Cohen 113 00:04:00,368 --> 00:04:01,828 more than every twink on Fire Island. 114 00:04:01,911 --> 00:04:03,788 And they can make you look however they want. 115 00:04:03,830 --> 00:04:05,915 I mean, don't worry about me, but I mean, they could really 116 00:04:05,998 --> 00:04:07,792 make DJ look like a fool. 117 00:04:07,875 --> 00:04:10,002 - I mean, she doesn't seem too worried to me. 118 00:04:10,086 --> 00:04:11,254 - Yeah. 119 00:04:11,337 --> 00:04:12,964 And having her as my teammate, 120 00:04:13,047 --> 00:04:15,424 we'd probably be out in the first leg. 121 00:04:15,508 --> 00:04:17,176 I could be home in a week. 122 00:04:17,218 --> 00:04:19,428 - You do need to sell tickets. 123 00:04:19,512 --> 00:04:22,890 - Well, I guess it looks like I'm doing "The Amazing Race." 124 00:04:22,974 --> 00:04:24,392 - Whoo! 125 00:04:24,475 --> 00:04:26,060 - Girl, I cannot wait to watch your ass. 126 00:04:26,143 --> 00:04:27,854 - Gonna be great. 127 00:04:33,734 --> 00:04:36,571 - Oh, that's bad too. 128 00:04:36,654 --> 00:04:38,865 Food waste is so depressing. 129 00:04:38,948 --> 00:04:41,200 You know this is the fourth blackout we've had this year? 130 00:04:41,284 --> 00:04:43,119 - It's the sixth. 131 00:04:43,202 --> 00:04:45,496 Two happened during separate 12-hour naps you were taking. 132 00:04:45,580 --> 00:04:47,498 Not sleeps, naps. 133 00:04:47,582 --> 00:04:49,500 And you slept those nights too. 134 00:04:49,584 --> 00:04:51,168 - That's even worse. 135 00:04:51,210 --> 00:04:53,045 Thank God I'm such a good napper or I'd be even more 136 00:04:53,129 --> 00:04:55,006 stressed out about the climate crisis. 137 00:04:55,089 --> 00:04:56,841 And don't monitor my sleep. 138 00:04:56,924 --> 00:04:57,884 It's private. 139 00:04:57,925 --> 00:04:59,385 - But it's fascinating. 140 00:05:03,848 --> 00:05:06,434 - Jimbo! What's up? - Hey. 141 00:05:06,517 --> 00:05:08,227 So I just finished lunch with Jessica Duncan, 142 00:05:08,269 --> 00:05:09,729 and I have great news. 143 00:05:09,812 --> 00:05:11,355 She loves the "Who's Making Dinner" idea. 144 00:05:11,397 --> 00:05:13,524 She wants to hear it. - Are you serious? 145 00:05:13,566 --> 00:05:15,568 - Yeah, she flipped out. 146 00:05:15,651 --> 00:05:17,069 Are you peeing? - What? 147 00:05:17,153 --> 00:05:18,321 - Call me back if you're peeing. 148 00:05:18,404 --> 00:05:19,906 I can talk to you in a second. 149 00:05:19,947 --> 00:05:21,574 - No, I'm making coffee, although I have peed 150 00:05:21,657 --> 00:05:22,825 while we were on the phone before. 151 00:05:22,909 --> 00:05:24,619 - Okay. 152 00:05:24,702 --> 00:05:26,203 Anyway, I wanna get you and Deborah in a room with her. 153 00:05:26,287 --> 00:05:27,538 Is Deborah excited? 154 00:05:27,622 --> 00:05:28,581 Because this could be really big. 155 00:05:28,664 --> 00:05:30,875 - Um, I have not yet— 156 00:05:30,958 --> 00:05:32,418 I haven't talked to Deborah yet. 157 00:05:32,501 --> 00:05:34,253 - Well, you need to ASAP. 158 00:05:34,295 --> 00:05:38,382 Also, I do need to flag one issue with the rights. 159 00:05:38,466 --> 00:05:41,093 Apparently, when Frank died, he left them to Kathy. 160 00:05:41,135 --> 00:05:42,762 - Please tell me you mean Najimy. 161 00:05:42,845 --> 00:05:44,388 - Why would I mean Kathy Najimy? 162 00:05:44,472 --> 00:05:46,599 No, Kathy, her sister, the one who hates her. 163 00:05:46,641 --> 00:05:48,017 I even tried to grease the wheels. 164 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:49,769 I gave her a call today, but she wanted 165 00:05:49,810 --> 00:05:51,187 to get off the phone because she said I was, quote, 166 00:05:51,270 --> 00:05:53,105 "an enabler of her abuser." - Whew. 167 00:05:53,147 --> 00:05:54,607 - Which I think is unfair, but you know what? 168 00:05:54,649 --> 00:05:56,233 We all have our narratives, so whatever. 169 00:05:56,317 --> 00:05:57,276 Whatever to her. 170 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:58,444 She's a fucking bitch. 171 00:05:58,527 --> 00:06:00,613 - Okay, well, uh, I'll— 172 00:06:00,655 --> 00:06:02,114 I'll talk to Deborah. 173 00:06:02,156 --> 00:06:03,616 - Let me know what our girl says. 174 00:06:03,699 --> 00:06:04,909 And if she is not happy, don't tell me. 175 00:06:04,992 --> 00:06:06,619 Just internalize it. 176 00:06:09,038 --> 00:06:11,624 - I think you're packing too much stuff. 177 00:06:11,707 --> 00:06:14,085 Do you really have room for six rolls of toilet paper? 178 00:06:14,168 --> 00:06:15,628 - Oh, you can't just downgrade 179 00:06:15,670 --> 00:06:17,296 your toilet tissue out of nowhere. 180 00:06:17,380 --> 00:06:18,631 I haven't had time to build up any kind of a tolerance. 181 00:06:18,714 --> 00:06:20,299 It's a shock to the system. 182 00:06:20,341 --> 00:06:21,759 I mean, you can go to the hospital. 183 00:06:21,842 --> 00:06:22,885 - Totally. 184 00:06:22,969 --> 00:06:25,304 Um, hey, while I have you... 185 00:06:25,388 --> 00:06:27,473 so you know how I have that blind script deal? 186 00:06:27,515 --> 00:06:29,350 - Mm-hmm. 187 00:06:29,433 --> 00:06:31,852 - Well, I figured out what I wanna do. 188 00:06:34,105 --> 00:06:35,982 I wanna reboot "Who's Making Dinner?" 189 00:06:36,065 --> 00:06:37,650 - Oh. - Um, yeah. 190 00:06:37,733 --> 00:06:39,318 It would take place in the same house, 191 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,487 but instead of a young couple, it would follow 192 00:06:41,529 --> 00:06:43,322 some Gen Z friends who have to all 193 00:06:43,406 --> 00:06:44,740 live together to afford it. 194 00:06:44,824 --> 00:06:46,325 I could pitch it, and then you could just, 195 00:06:46,409 --> 00:06:47,910 like, totally rewrite it if you wanted to. 196 00:06:47,994 --> 00:06:49,412 Like, just whichever version works for you, 197 00:06:49,495 --> 00:06:50,913 I feel like, yeah, down with. 198 00:06:50,997 --> 00:06:53,666 But I just wanted to run it by you, because— 199 00:06:53,749 --> 00:06:55,501 - I—I really don't wanna do a reboot 200 00:06:55,543 --> 00:06:57,712 of "Who's Making Dinner?" 201 00:06:57,795 --> 00:06:59,171 - Okay. 202 00:06:59,255 --> 00:07:00,881 - But you should. 203 00:07:00,965 --> 00:07:02,633 - No, no. 204 00:07:02,717 --> 00:07:04,844 No, no, I—I wouldn't wanna do it without you. 205 00:07:04,885 --> 00:07:08,180 - No, no, no, I'm moving forward with the Garden, 206 00:07:08,264 --> 00:07:10,683 but I give you my blessing. 207 00:07:10,725 --> 00:07:12,476 - Are you sure? 208 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:14,937 I mean, I know it's, like, triggering for you 209 00:07:15,021 --> 00:07:17,940 when people rewrite your story. 210 00:07:18,024 --> 00:07:20,818 - Well, I would trust you to do it. 211 00:07:22,528 --> 00:07:24,697 - Thanks. 212 00:07:24,780 --> 00:07:25,781 I won't let you down. 213 00:07:25,865 --> 00:07:27,950 - I know. 214 00:07:28,034 --> 00:07:29,994 But you know, I don't have the rights. 215 00:07:30,077 --> 00:07:32,204 So I can't help you with that. 216 00:07:32,288 --> 00:07:34,248 - Well, maybe you can. 217 00:07:46,093 --> 00:07:48,971 Look at that headshot. 218 00:07:49,055 --> 00:07:51,223 It's at least 20 years old. 219 00:07:51,307 --> 00:07:54,852 - We have two offers already, and two others are writing. 220 00:07:54,935 --> 00:07:57,021 So if you're interested, I suggest 221 00:07:57,104 --> 00:07:59,440 you come in aggressively. - Okay, great, thanks. 222 00:08:02,485 --> 00:08:03,778 - What the hell are you doing here? 223 00:08:03,861 --> 00:08:05,404 - Nice bones, Kathy. 224 00:08:05,488 --> 00:08:07,114 Not you, the house. 225 00:08:07,198 --> 00:08:08,699 - How did you find me? 226 00:08:08,783 --> 00:08:10,618 Do you still have that PI following me? 227 00:08:10,701 --> 00:08:12,870 - PI? What PI? 228 00:08:14,288 --> 00:08:15,998 - He died. 229 00:08:16,082 --> 00:08:17,416 Is there somewhere we can sit? 230 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:19,710 - If we must. 231 00:08:22,588 --> 00:08:24,507 I was surprised you weren't at the christening. 232 00:08:24,590 --> 00:08:27,176 - What? - We—we both were. 233 00:08:27,259 --> 00:08:28,928 I'm AJ's godmother. 234 00:08:29,011 --> 00:08:30,930 - I am AJ's godmother. 235 00:08:31,013 --> 00:08:32,139 - Oh, God. 236 00:08:32,223 --> 00:08:33,641 DJ must have had two christenings. 237 00:08:33,724 --> 00:08:35,684 You wanna alternate months? 238 00:08:38,187 --> 00:08:39,230 So, listen— 239 00:08:39,313 --> 00:08:40,940 - I know why you're here. 240 00:08:40,981 --> 00:08:44,443 I talked to Jimmy against the advice of my healer. 241 00:08:44,485 --> 00:08:47,113 Deborah, you are not getting the rights to that show. 242 00:08:47,154 --> 00:08:48,614 - The thing is, they're not— they're not for Deborah. 243 00:08:48,697 --> 00:08:50,616 They're for me. - Ha, sure. 244 00:08:50,658 --> 00:08:51,992 - No, really, they are. 245 00:08:52,076 --> 00:08:53,119 - What are you going to do with them? 246 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:54,161 Nothing. 247 00:08:54,245 --> 00:08:55,496 - Well, you don't know that. 248 00:08:55,579 --> 00:08:56,622 I journal. 249 00:08:56,664 --> 00:08:57,748 - So what's your price? 250 00:08:57,832 --> 00:08:59,125 You obviously need the money. 251 00:08:59,166 --> 00:09:00,501 I don't remember you having a passion 252 00:09:00,584 --> 00:09:02,128 for selling real estate. 253 00:09:02,211 --> 00:09:03,879 You weren't even good at playing house. 254 00:09:03,963 --> 00:09:05,798 - Well, you always made me be the maid. 255 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,383 - Well, you were a natural. 256 00:09:07,466 --> 00:09:09,718 - I'm surprised you could remember anything at all. 257 00:09:09,802 --> 00:09:13,472 I read that you had a psychotic break live on air. 258 00:09:13,514 --> 00:09:15,766 No surprise there. Hope you're getting help. 259 00:09:15,850 --> 00:09:18,060 - Just like you got help in the '90s with Prozac? 260 00:09:18,144 --> 00:09:19,895 - How did you— 261 00:09:19,979 --> 00:09:21,480 - I had DJ go through your trash like a good little girl. 262 00:09:21,564 --> 00:09:24,275 - Okay, my sisters, let's turn the volume down. 263 00:09:24,316 --> 00:09:29,655 Kathy, is there anything we could do to change your mind? 264 00:09:29,697 --> 00:09:34,493 - Well, there is one thing. 265 00:09:34,577 --> 00:09:36,996 - No. No. Let's go. - What? 266 00:09:37,079 --> 00:09:38,789 - When we were little, our mother had these 267 00:09:38,873 --> 00:09:41,167 salt and pepper shakers. - Do not waste your breath! 268 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:44,503 - They were cherubic, porcelain little blonde girls. 269 00:09:44,545 --> 00:09:46,297 She used to say they looked exactly like us. 270 00:09:46,380 --> 00:09:48,132 We loved them. 271 00:09:48,215 --> 00:09:50,509 That's why we started shaker collections of our own. 272 00:09:50,593 --> 00:09:53,137 Then when Mom passed, Deborah stole them from me. 273 00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:54,680 - I never stole them! 274 00:09:54,763 --> 00:09:56,807 Mom said she always wanted me to have them. 275 00:09:56,849 --> 00:09:58,893 - I'll give you the rights if you give me back the shakers. 276 00:09:58,976 --> 00:10:00,561 - Which is never gonna happen. See? 277 00:10:00,644 --> 00:10:03,230 She's deliberately crushing your dreams. 278 00:10:03,314 --> 00:10:05,524 It's sadistic, really. This woman is sick. 279 00:10:05,566 --> 00:10:10,237 This woman is sick! 280 00:10:11,739 --> 00:10:13,949 Let's leave. - Sorry. 281 00:10:14,033 --> 00:10:16,493 - Don't even think about coming back without those shakers! 282 00:10:18,621 --> 00:10:19,872 - Oh. 283 00:10:19,955 --> 00:10:21,498 Window's cracked. Candles are lit. 284 00:10:21,582 --> 00:10:23,959 There's mold. Run. Run. 285 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:28,130 - Hello. 286 00:10:29,882 --> 00:10:32,301 - I'm sorry. 287 00:10:32,384 --> 00:10:33,302 I would pay anything. 288 00:10:33,385 --> 00:10:34,803 I just can't— 289 00:10:34,887 --> 00:10:36,263 I can't do that. - I get it. 290 00:10:36,347 --> 00:10:37,598 I get it. That's okay. 291 00:10:37,681 --> 00:10:38,724 Thank you for trying. 292 00:10:51,654 --> 00:10:54,657 - "Amazing Race" contestants, take your places, please. 293 00:10:57,117 --> 00:10:59,078 - Oh, my God, this is the best day of my life. 294 00:10:59,161 --> 00:11:00,788 Thank you so much for doing this. 295 00:11:00,871 --> 00:11:02,206 - Well, you're welcome, sweetie. 296 00:11:02,289 --> 00:11:03,707 But just remember our deal, okay? 297 00:11:03,791 --> 00:11:05,084 You're representing the family. - Yeah. 298 00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:06,585 - So when on camera... - Mm-hmm. 299 00:11:06,627 --> 00:11:07,920 - No swearing. - Right. 300 00:11:07,962 --> 00:11:09,588 - No unladylike behavior. - Mm-hmm. 301 00:11:09,672 --> 00:11:11,340 - No talking back. 302 00:11:11,423 --> 00:11:13,717 Okay, I mean, when in doubt, ask yourself, WWMD? 303 00:11:13,801 --> 00:11:16,679 - What Would Mommy Do? I know! - Yes, What Would Mommy Do? 304 00:11:16,762 --> 00:11:17,930 - I understand. - Don't talk back. 305 00:11:18,013 --> 00:11:20,099 - I didn't. I talked with. 306 00:11:20,140 --> 00:11:21,350 We said the same thing. - Okay. 307 00:11:21,433 --> 00:11:23,394 - Hey, everyone! - Yes, Phil! 308 00:11:23,477 --> 00:11:26,772 - I would officially like to welcome you all 309 00:11:26,814 --> 00:11:28,107 to "The Amazing Race." 310 00:11:31,986 --> 00:11:34,738 Now, since this is our first celebrity race, 311 00:11:34,822 --> 00:11:36,448 why don't we just talk a little bit 312 00:11:36,490 --> 00:11:38,284 about why you are taking part. 313 00:11:38,325 --> 00:11:41,412 Drew and Jonathan, what inspired you to be here today? 314 00:11:41,495 --> 00:11:45,499 - Well, we love to compete, so not if, but when we win— 315 00:11:45,582 --> 00:11:47,418 - Very confident. - Yeah. 316 00:11:47,501 --> 00:11:48,752 - Yeah. - Okay. 317 00:11:48,836 --> 00:11:49,962 - We're gonna be donating our prize money 318 00:11:50,045 --> 00:11:51,630 to the Alzheimer's Association. 319 00:11:51,714 --> 00:11:53,173 - We have a family member who died from Alzheimer's. 320 00:11:53,257 --> 00:11:55,592 So we're going on this journey for the patients 321 00:11:55,634 --> 00:11:58,470 and doctors who are running the much harder race, 322 00:11:58,554 --> 00:12:00,097 the one for a cure. - Okay. 323 00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:01,765 That's a great cause. Great cause. 324 00:12:01,849 --> 00:12:03,934 - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 325 00:12:04,018 --> 00:12:05,811 - Now, JR and Richard. 326 00:12:05,894 --> 00:12:08,480 - We are playing for the United Negro College Fund, 327 00:12:08,564 --> 00:12:11,108 who also support HBCUs throughout the country. 328 00:12:11,191 --> 00:12:13,110 - Yeah, and the million dollars that we are going to win... 329 00:12:13,193 --> 00:12:14,611 - Absolutely. - Correct. 330 00:12:14,695 --> 00:12:16,655 - That's just a fraction of the $26 million 331 00:12:16,739 --> 00:12:18,824 that the United Negro College Fund donates 332 00:12:18,866 --> 00:12:20,159 every single year to scholarships. 333 00:12:20,242 --> 00:12:21,827 - Awesome. Another great cause. 334 00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:27,124 Now, what about you, Deborah and DJ Vance? 335 00:12:27,207 --> 00:12:29,752 - I'm here to promote my comeback show 336 00:12:29,835 --> 00:12:34,173 at Madison Square Garden, September 11th. 337 00:12:34,214 --> 00:12:36,300 - Okay. 338 00:12:36,383 --> 00:12:38,010 How about we get this race started, everybody? 339 00:12:38,052 --> 00:12:40,220 - Yeah! 340 00:12:40,304 --> 00:12:43,390 - Are you ready for your life-changing adventure? 341 00:12:43,474 --> 00:12:45,059 - Yes, we are. - Let's do it! 342 00:12:45,142 --> 00:12:46,560 - Let's go. - Good luck. 343 00:12:46,643 --> 00:12:48,729 Travel safe. 344 00:12:48,812 --> 00:12:50,356 Go! 345 00:12:53,233 --> 00:12:55,861 - Go, go, go, go! - Come on! 346 00:12:55,903 --> 00:12:57,404 - Oh, this is gonna be interesting. 347 00:12:59,573 --> 00:13:01,492 - Go, go, go, go! 348 00:13:03,619 --> 00:13:05,371 Grab it, grab it, grab it! 349 00:13:08,248 --> 00:13:11,502 - Okay, drive yourselves to LAX and fly to Oaxaca, Mexico. 350 00:13:11,585 --> 00:13:13,629 When you land, make your way to Campo, Los Molinos. 351 00:13:13,712 --> 00:13:15,464 You have $50 for this leg of the race. 352 00:13:15,547 --> 00:13:17,466 - All right. Bag, bag, bag! - Okay, okay. 353 00:13:17,549 --> 00:13:19,134 I'm sweating. I already stink. 354 00:13:19,218 --> 00:13:20,886 - Oh, no, no, no, no, honey, we have talked about 355 00:13:20,969 --> 00:13:22,388 a razorback cut on your shoulders! 356 00:13:22,429 --> 00:13:25,057 - Stop it! Get in the car! 357 00:13:32,981 --> 00:13:34,900 - They'll be expecting us. Get to— 358 00:13:34,942 --> 00:13:35,984 - Right there! - Right there, yeah. 359 00:13:38,779 --> 00:13:40,406 - Your next flight to Oaxaca, Mexico, please. 360 00:13:40,447 --> 00:13:41,740 - Hola. 361 00:13:41,824 --> 00:13:43,117 - We want the same flight they're getting! 362 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,576 - Yes, please, please. Hi, Deborah. 363 00:13:44,618 --> 00:13:45,744 I'm like—I'm— I love you so much. 364 00:13:45,786 --> 00:13:47,454 I have to say... - Aw, thank you. 365 00:13:47,538 --> 00:13:49,248 - I went as you for Halloween all of middle school. 366 00:13:49,289 --> 00:13:50,874 Got the fucking shit kicked out of me. 367 00:13:50,958 --> 00:13:52,209 Worth it! 368 00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:53,752 No, I'm obsessed with you. 369 00:13:53,794 --> 00:13:56,922 - Jordan just told me you do comedy too. 370 00:13:56,964 --> 00:13:58,257 - He had to tell you that? 371 00:13:58,340 --> 00:14:00,217 - Well, now that I know, I'm obsessed. 372 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,927 We should totally work together, 373 00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:04,096 the blonde comedy girls. 374 00:14:04,179 --> 00:14:05,806 - You're a comedian? - Yeah! 375 00:14:05,889 --> 00:14:07,266 Well, I can also talk really, really, really fast. 376 00:14:07,307 --> 00:14:08,600 And what else? Oh! 377 00:14:08,642 --> 00:14:10,310 I can do ASMR. 378 00:14:10,394 --> 00:14:11,770 - Do you feel that? 379 00:14:11,812 --> 00:14:13,272 Do you feel it on the back of your neck? 380 00:14:13,313 --> 00:14:14,898 She's major. She's generational talent. 381 00:14:14,982 --> 00:14:16,775 - And this is online comedy? 382 00:14:16,817 --> 00:14:18,944 - Well, I've also done Broadway and the Hollywood Bowl. 383 00:14:19,027 --> 00:14:21,572 - Yeah, she sold out in like, under two seconds. 384 00:14:21,655 --> 00:14:23,282 - Yeah, it was super fun. 385 00:14:23,323 --> 00:14:25,033 So should we make this official? 386 00:14:25,117 --> 00:14:28,537 Alliance, allianciana? - Allianciana! 387 00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:31,290 - We could call ourselves the Funny Honeys. 388 00:14:31,331 --> 00:14:32,708 - I don't—I don't— 389 00:14:32,791 --> 00:14:34,293 I don't think so, thanks. 390 00:14:34,376 --> 00:14:36,420 - Wait, no, Mom. Mom, no, no. 391 00:14:36,503 --> 00:14:38,046 Alliances are a huge part of the race. 392 00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:39,756 Yeah. Okay, so listen. 393 00:14:39,798 --> 00:14:41,467 What if there's a puzzle and we can't figure it out? 394 00:14:41,550 --> 00:14:43,260 Don't you want them to give us a hint on their way out? 395 00:14:43,343 --> 00:14:45,137 That happens literally all the time. 396 00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:46,346 - Absolutely not. 397 00:14:46,430 --> 00:14:47,806 She says we're both comedians. 398 00:14:47,848 --> 00:14:48,974 How dare she compare herself to me? 399 00:14:49,057 --> 00:14:50,642 - Oh, God. 400 00:14:50,684 --> 00:14:51,977 - They will get last and we will win this race. 401 00:14:52,019 --> 00:14:53,437 Come on. Let's go. 402 00:14:59,109 --> 00:15:00,861 - Get out of my way! 403 00:15:00,944 --> 00:15:04,281 Don't be afraid to shove! Don't be afraid to shove! 404 00:15:04,364 --> 00:15:07,326 Move it, move it, move it, move it! 405 00:15:07,367 --> 00:15:08,869 - Okay, miss, this is not YouTube. 406 00:15:08,952 --> 00:15:10,829 Okay, I got it. I got it. We gotta go. I got it. 407 00:15:13,207 --> 00:15:15,167 No, no, no! Deborah! 408 00:15:15,209 --> 00:15:16,960 Deborah! - Get out of it. 409 00:15:17,002 --> 00:15:18,337 Get in the goddamn cab! - You're gonna steal the car? 410 00:15:18,378 --> 00:15:19,505 You know what? Hang on. 411 00:15:19,588 --> 00:15:20,756 - I'm sorry. - I get it. 412 00:15:20,839 --> 00:15:22,007 It's good TV. It's good TV. 413 00:15:22,090 --> 00:15:23,175 What can I say? 414 00:15:23,217 --> 00:15:24,510 - We need to go there. 415 00:15:24,593 --> 00:15:26,011 Are you paying "atten-see-on?" 416 00:15:26,094 --> 00:15:27,804 This is very important. 417 00:15:27,888 --> 00:15:30,516 We are in a race for 1 million "doleros." 418 00:15:30,599 --> 00:15:32,309 Rapido! Rapido! 419 00:15:32,392 --> 00:15:34,353 Let's go! 420 00:15:49,910 --> 00:15:51,370 - Oh, damn it. 421 00:15:51,411 --> 00:15:53,705 - I was hoping they'd be stranded and abducted. 422 00:15:53,789 --> 00:15:56,041 Where are the kidnappers from Sinaloa drug cartel 423 00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:57,876 when you need them? - Ooh, it's a Roadblock. 424 00:15:57,918 --> 00:15:59,419 That means only one of us can complete the challenge. 425 00:15:59,503 --> 00:16:01,713 - Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay. 426 00:16:01,797 --> 00:16:03,090 Who's the big cheese? 427 00:16:03,173 --> 00:16:04,883 Oh, this one's addressed to me. 428 00:16:04,925 --> 00:16:06,385 - Mom, every single contestant is a celebrity, okay? 429 00:16:06,426 --> 00:16:07,594 - I can't open it! 430 00:16:07,678 --> 00:16:09,179 - What's wrong with your finger? 431 00:16:09,263 --> 00:16:11,723 Okay, yeah! 432 00:16:11,807 --> 00:16:13,850 - I understood every word of that. 433 00:16:13,934 --> 00:16:15,852 - Transport a wheel of cheese down the hill 434 00:16:15,936 --> 00:16:17,896 using a traditional antique cheese rack. 435 00:16:17,938 --> 00:16:19,731 Once there, you will receive your next clue. 436 00:16:19,815 --> 00:16:21,692 - Ha, okay. - Okay, all right. 437 00:16:21,733 --> 00:16:23,569 Okay, now this sounds complex. I think I should do this one. 438 00:16:23,652 --> 00:16:25,070 - No. No, no, no, no, no, no. - You're not that coordinated. 439 00:16:25,112 --> 00:16:26,405 - I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. 440 00:16:26,446 --> 00:16:27,739 Hopefully we can complete this quick 441 00:16:27,781 --> 00:16:29,157 and catch up to the other teams. 442 00:16:29,241 --> 00:16:30,409 - Wait, honey, honey, your flyaways. 443 00:16:30,492 --> 00:16:31,410 - Stop! - Okay, all right. 444 00:16:31,493 --> 00:16:32,661 Can she take that again? 445 00:16:49,970 --> 00:16:51,888 - What are you doing? Are you tying it? 446 00:16:51,972 --> 00:16:52,973 Just tie the cheese. 447 00:16:55,726 --> 00:16:57,477 - Trish. 448 00:16:57,561 --> 00:16:59,104 - That's it, DJ! 449 00:16:59,146 --> 00:17:01,982 - I wanted to say before, um, 450 00:17:02,065 --> 00:17:04,067 I know you got canceled, smear campaigned and everything. 451 00:17:04,151 --> 00:17:06,111 I just wanted to say, like, from cancel queen 452 00:17:06,194 --> 00:17:09,615 to cancel queen, like, it hurts the soul, helps the wallet. 453 00:17:09,698 --> 00:17:10,949 So if I could give you any advice, 454 00:17:10,991 --> 00:17:12,284 you know—who am I to say? 455 00:17:12,326 --> 00:17:15,662 I'm, you know, 19. 456 00:17:15,746 --> 00:17:17,414 - Okay, baby! 457 00:17:17,497 --> 00:17:19,291 You got this! 458 00:17:22,461 --> 00:17:24,963 - That's it, girl. Come on, honey. 459 00:17:25,005 --> 00:17:26,298 - No, no. 460 00:17:26,381 --> 00:17:28,884 - Plan every footstep but don't hunch. 461 00:17:28,967 --> 00:17:30,427 You're on camera. 462 00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:32,638 - Steady, steady. 463 00:17:32,721 --> 00:17:35,390 - Trisha, where are you? 464 00:17:37,184 --> 00:17:38,935 Oh, there she is. You got this, Trish. 465 00:17:40,354 --> 00:17:42,147 - Okay, okay. 466 00:17:44,149 --> 00:17:45,400 - Oh, my God! 467 00:17:45,484 --> 00:17:47,736 - Oh, she's rolling. 468 00:17:47,819 --> 00:17:49,321 - Oops. 469 00:17:57,537 --> 00:17:59,665 - Shit, shit, shit! - Oh, my God! 470 00:17:59,748 --> 00:18:01,833 - Oh, my ankle! 471 00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:03,043 - Honey, stop whimpering. Stop whimpering. 472 00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:04,378 It shows weakness. 473 00:18:04,461 --> 00:18:06,838 All right. Sweetie, one more thing. 474 00:18:06,922 --> 00:18:08,799 You're gonna have to get back up and grab the cheese 475 00:18:08,882 --> 00:18:10,801 and finish the challenge, okay? 476 00:18:10,884 --> 00:18:13,553 - Fuck! 477 00:18:13,637 --> 00:18:14,721 - She's good. 478 00:18:14,805 --> 00:18:16,181 She's good. 479 00:18:54,761 --> 00:18:57,931 - Ava. - Ooh! Oh, hey. 480 00:18:58,014 --> 00:19:00,225 - What are you doing? - Me? Just me? 481 00:19:00,267 --> 00:19:02,185 - Yeah. - Oh, nothing. 482 00:19:02,227 --> 00:19:04,062 Or I just came down to get a midnight snack, 483 00:19:04,146 --> 00:19:05,731 but then by the time I got here, 484 00:19:05,772 --> 00:19:07,232 I was not hungry anymore 'cause the house is so big 485 00:19:07,315 --> 00:19:08,608 and it took me so long to get down here. 486 00:19:08,692 --> 00:19:09,609 - Totally. - What's up with you? 487 00:19:09,693 --> 00:19:10,902 What are you doing up? 488 00:19:10,986 --> 00:19:12,863 - Just walking the dogs. - Okay. 489 00:19:12,946 --> 00:19:14,740 At this hour? That's curious. 490 00:19:14,781 --> 00:19:16,867 - Well, when Deborah's out of town, they get super anxious 491 00:19:16,950 --> 00:19:21,413 and just like, shit everywhere. 492 00:19:21,496 --> 00:19:23,248 Sorry. I'm so tired. 493 00:19:23,290 --> 00:19:25,083 - Oh. 494 00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:26,877 - I gotta go to bed. 495 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,755 But yeah, it was good to see you. 496 00:19:29,796 --> 00:19:31,089 - Good night. - I'm gonna go. 497 00:19:31,173 --> 00:19:32,591 This is me. I'm headed this way. 498 00:19:32,674 --> 00:19:33,884 My room over here. - I know. Good night. 499 00:19:33,967 --> 00:19:34,926 - Okay, good night. 500 00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:36,845 Good night, Damien. 501 00:19:36,928 --> 00:19:38,263 - Okay. 502 00:19:40,140 --> 00:19:42,601 Now I kind of want a snack. 503 00:19:54,613 --> 00:19:56,448 - Ah! Ah. 504 00:19:56,490 --> 00:19:59,659 - My God, honey, be careful. - Okay. 505 00:19:59,743 --> 00:20:01,161 This—that's the last clue. 506 00:20:01,244 --> 00:20:02,746 That means we're the last team. - No! 507 00:20:02,829 --> 00:20:04,498 Oh, I have to beat that idiot woman. 508 00:20:04,581 --> 00:20:06,458 - We can still make up time. Okay? We can make up time. 509 00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:09,002 Because in this race, the game's not over 510 00:20:09,085 --> 00:20:10,670 until you're standing on that mat 511 00:20:10,754 --> 00:20:12,297 and Phil says you're eliminated. 512 00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:13,465 - Right, it's another Roadblock. 513 00:20:13,548 --> 00:20:15,509 "Who's got milk?" - Ooh. 514 00:20:15,592 --> 00:20:17,260 - Okay now, sweetie, why don't you sit this one out? 515 00:20:17,344 --> 00:20:18,804 - What? What? No! - Rest your ankle. 516 00:20:18,845 --> 00:20:20,430 - But Mom, what if it's a food challenge? 517 00:20:20,514 --> 00:20:21,807 We both know you are not gonna be caught dead 518 00:20:21,890 --> 00:20:23,350 eating full-fat dairy on camera, 519 00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:24,976 so I will be doing it. - Well, that's true, 520 00:20:25,018 --> 00:20:26,144 but you didn't do so well in the last Roadblock. 521 00:20:26,228 --> 00:20:27,479 - I—I—I did fine! 522 00:20:27,562 --> 00:20:29,105 Mom, this is my dream, all right? 523 00:20:29,189 --> 00:20:30,816 And I said I would be doing the Roadblock, 524 00:20:30,857 --> 00:20:32,901 so the rules say that I have to do the Roadblock. 525 00:20:32,984 --> 00:20:34,319 Okay? - All right. 526 00:20:34,402 --> 00:20:35,487 Milk a goat... - Milk a goat. 527 00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:37,113 - Until you have two quarts. 528 00:20:37,155 --> 00:20:38,490 When you think you have completed this task, 529 00:20:38,573 --> 00:20:40,075 present your milk to the goat farmer 530 00:20:40,158 --> 00:20:42,244 to receive your next clue. - No problem. 531 00:20:42,327 --> 00:20:43,787 - Okay, all right, this way. 532 00:20:43,829 --> 00:20:45,497 To the right, to the right, to the right. 533 00:20:45,539 --> 00:20:46,790 - Okay, there it is. There it is. 534 00:20:46,873 --> 00:20:47,916 You got it. You got it. 535 00:20:47,999 --> 00:20:50,418 Just grab the goat. 536 00:20:52,254 --> 00:20:55,006 Jesus, she really is multi-talented. 537 00:20:55,090 --> 00:20:56,967 - Aren't these goats so cute? 538 00:20:57,050 --> 00:20:59,010 Let me get like, six or seven when I get home. 539 00:20:59,094 --> 00:21:01,221 - I don't like them. They're demonic. 540 00:21:01,304 --> 00:21:02,973 Why are their eyes so far apart? 541 00:21:03,056 --> 00:21:04,558 - I'm done. - Oh, we're done. 542 00:21:04,641 --> 00:21:05,851 Yay. 543 00:21:05,892 --> 00:21:07,352 Okay, good to see you. 544 00:21:07,394 --> 00:21:10,522 - Hey, hey, don't, don't. 545 00:21:10,605 --> 00:21:12,023 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 546 00:21:12,107 --> 00:21:13,984 You gotta go over there. 547 00:21:14,025 --> 00:21:16,069 Get your boobs easy for me. - DJ? 548 00:21:16,152 --> 00:21:17,696 DJ, why don't you watch the nice man do it 549 00:21:17,737 --> 00:21:19,030 for a minute before you try? 550 00:21:19,114 --> 00:21:20,824 - I don't need to watch the man, okay? 551 00:21:20,907 --> 00:21:22,534 Don't you remember when I had that past-life 552 00:21:22,576 --> 00:21:24,160 regression therapy and I found out I was a milkmaid 553 00:21:24,244 --> 00:21:26,162 who was secretly a princess? I got this. 554 00:21:26,246 --> 00:21:27,205 - Sure. 555 00:21:27,289 --> 00:21:28,707 - You have to hold it. 556 00:21:28,748 --> 00:21:30,041 Okay, well, she's being a bitch. 557 00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:31,710 That's not— that's not my fault. 558 00:21:31,751 --> 00:21:33,378 - Pinch the top of the teat, DJ, the top of the teat. 559 00:21:33,461 --> 00:21:35,046 - Oh, Mom? Hey, Mom? 560 00:21:35,088 --> 00:21:36,840 If you could shut up for a second, that would help. 561 00:21:36,882 --> 00:21:39,050 You're distracting me, okay? The top of the teat? 562 00:21:39,092 --> 00:21:40,510 What does that mean? Which end is the top? 563 00:21:40,594 --> 00:21:42,178 - Just—just— just watch the guy. 564 00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:44,890 Watch the guy, and then do it the way he's doing it! 565 00:21:44,973 --> 00:21:46,641 - Don't yell at me. Shut the fuck up. 566 00:21:46,725 --> 00:21:47,893 I don't need to watch the guy. 567 00:21:47,934 --> 00:21:49,019 - Deborah, it's a Roadblock. 568 00:21:49,102 --> 00:21:50,061 You cannot help your partner. 569 00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:52,188 - I know, Elise! 570 00:21:52,272 --> 00:21:53,481 - Gotta relax into it. 571 00:21:53,565 --> 00:21:55,650 Oh. 572 00:21:55,734 --> 00:21:57,068 Huh? Huh? 573 00:21:57,152 --> 00:21:59,571 You gotta relax into that past life. 574 00:21:59,654 --> 00:22:01,239 - Oh, my God. 575 00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:12,918 - Egads. 576 00:22:14,753 --> 00:22:17,756 - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - Calm down! 577 00:22:17,797 --> 00:22:20,258 It doesn't work, but I will hit you with it. 578 00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:22,719 And don't you dare touch anything in this shop, 579 00:22:22,802 --> 00:22:24,054 you harlot. 580 00:22:24,137 --> 00:22:25,597 I remember you. 581 00:22:25,639 --> 00:22:27,807 You threatened to smash a Limoges vase 582 00:22:27,891 --> 00:22:30,060 to strong-arm me into selling to Deborah Vance. 583 00:22:30,143 --> 00:22:31,269 - I did. I did do that. 584 00:22:31,353 --> 00:22:33,104 I was in a desperate situation. 585 00:22:33,146 --> 00:22:36,107 And I am once again in a desperate situation, 586 00:22:36,191 --> 00:22:38,026 but I come in peace. 587 00:22:38,109 --> 00:22:40,904 I need your help, just some information. 588 00:22:40,987 --> 00:22:42,781 - Ha! Go straight to hell. 589 00:22:42,822 --> 00:22:43,949 I'd never help you. 590 00:22:43,990 --> 00:22:47,077 - Oh, that's too bad to hear. 591 00:22:48,787 --> 00:22:52,624 Seems like you've got a lot of inventory around here. 592 00:22:52,707 --> 00:22:55,251 And I did happen to notice some items on your website 593 00:22:55,335 --> 00:22:58,964 are heavily discounted. 594 00:22:59,047 --> 00:23:01,216 Maybe times are tough? 595 00:23:01,299 --> 00:23:04,260 - Your generation doesn't understand antiques, 596 00:23:04,344 --> 00:23:05,845 but it'll come around. 597 00:23:05,929 --> 00:23:08,014 It's always cyclical. 598 00:23:08,098 --> 00:23:10,183 - Well, if you wanna wait for that to happen, be my guest. 599 00:23:10,266 --> 00:23:13,311 But what if I told you that I could take half your inventory, 600 00:23:13,353 --> 00:23:15,188 right now, at market value? 601 00:23:15,271 --> 00:23:16,773 - I wouldn't believe you. 602 00:23:16,856 --> 00:23:18,984 You're a lying piece of shit. 603 00:23:19,025 --> 00:23:20,318 That's wise. 604 00:23:20,402 --> 00:23:22,821 I can't, but I know someone who can. 605 00:23:22,862 --> 00:23:24,155 Marcus! 606 00:23:28,368 --> 00:23:29,953 - Tim. 607 00:23:30,036 --> 00:23:32,998 - Mr. Vaughan. You're looking fit. 608 00:23:33,039 --> 00:23:34,666 - Thank you. 609 00:23:34,749 --> 00:23:37,127 I'm decorating and furnishing an entire new casino 610 00:23:37,210 --> 00:23:38,962 with all vintage pieces. 611 00:23:39,045 --> 00:23:42,257 If you help my friend here, I'm sure we can make a deal. 612 00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:43,675 - What's the style? - Art deco. 613 00:23:43,758 --> 00:23:45,135 - Where? - The old Paradiso. 614 00:23:45,218 --> 00:23:47,095 - Fabulous. 615 00:23:47,178 --> 00:23:51,891 - I need someone who can make me an exact replica of these. 616 00:23:54,561 --> 00:23:58,356 - Why would you ask an antiques dealer 617 00:23:58,398 --> 00:24:00,025 where you could get a fake? 618 00:24:00,066 --> 00:24:04,696 - Well, I seem to remember a certain psychotic bitch 619 00:24:04,779 --> 00:24:07,866 telling me that you once fooled her 620 00:24:07,949 --> 00:24:09,659 with a counterfeit Georges Jouve sconce. 621 00:24:09,743 --> 00:24:10,827 I remember because she called it 622 00:24:10,910 --> 00:24:12,328 the worst betrayal of her life. 623 00:24:12,412 --> 00:24:13,747 Mind you, her husband porked her sister. 624 00:24:15,623 --> 00:24:17,876 - So I need to know who your forger is, 625 00:24:17,959 --> 00:24:19,586 because he's obviously very good. 626 00:24:20,962 --> 00:24:24,591 - Well, lucky for you, 627 00:24:24,674 --> 00:24:27,260 you're looking at him. 628 00:24:27,343 --> 00:24:29,095 - God, I love this town. 629 00:24:30,764 --> 00:24:32,390 - Can I use your bathroom? 630 00:24:32,432 --> 00:24:34,392 - No. 631 00:24:34,476 --> 00:24:35,894 - I don't see anything. 632 00:24:35,977 --> 00:24:37,854 - Well, are you looking? 633 00:24:37,937 --> 00:24:40,190 - Of course I'm looking. - I don't know, Mom. 634 00:24:40,231 --> 00:24:41,733 - You think I'd still be running if I saw it? 635 00:24:41,816 --> 00:24:43,234 - Okay, don't be sassy. - Wait, down there. 636 00:24:43,276 --> 00:24:44,402 It's down there. Look, look, look. 637 00:24:44,486 --> 00:24:46,529 - There it is, God, finally. 638 00:24:46,613 --> 00:24:47,739 Come on. 639 00:24:47,781 --> 00:24:49,282 Okay, ready? 640 00:24:51,117 --> 00:24:52,535 - This will be it. This will be the one. 641 00:24:52,619 --> 00:24:54,204 This will be the one. - This is it. 642 00:24:54,245 --> 00:24:56,081 - This will be the one, okay. - Okay, Detour. 643 00:24:56,164 --> 00:24:57,916 All right, break or dance? 644 00:24:57,999 --> 00:25:00,085 Break—enter a room filled with 10,000 Mexican ceramics 645 00:25:00,168 --> 00:25:01,336 and smash them on the floor until you 646 00:25:01,419 --> 00:25:03,046 find one containing a clue. 647 00:25:03,088 --> 00:25:05,340 Dance—put traditional clown makeup on each other 648 00:25:05,423 --> 00:25:07,342 then learn a clowning dance from a demonstration. 649 00:25:07,425 --> 00:25:08,802 Once you successfully complete the dance 650 00:25:08,885 --> 00:25:10,095 to your judge's satisfaction, 651 00:25:10,136 --> 00:25:11,304 you will receive your next clue. 652 00:25:11,387 --> 00:25:12,764 Okay. Okay. - Okay. 653 00:25:12,806 --> 00:25:14,140 - I think we should do the pottery. 654 00:25:14,224 --> 00:25:16,059 - What? 655 00:25:16,142 --> 00:25:17,602 - I mean, that's—it's simple, something any idiot can do. 656 00:25:17,644 --> 00:25:18,770 - Why are you gesturing at me? - I'm not. 657 00:25:18,812 --> 00:25:20,146 I'm gesticulating. I'm Italian. 658 00:25:20,230 --> 00:25:21,773 - You're not Italian. No. 659 00:25:21,815 --> 00:25:23,149 Mom, that'll take forever. 660 00:25:23,233 --> 00:25:24,442 We are already coming in last. - I know. 661 00:25:24,484 --> 00:25:25,985 - We've got to make up time. 662 00:25:26,069 --> 00:25:27,278 If we get the clown dance on the first try, 663 00:25:27,362 --> 00:25:28,738 we can pass somebody. 664 00:25:28,822 --> 00:25:30,115 - We're not gonna get it on the first try. 665 00:25:30,198 --> 00:25:31,950 - Why? Let's just try. - We're just not. 666 00:25:32,033 --> 00:25:33,326 We're—look, look at— 667 00:25:33,409 --> 00:25:34,786 I'm not gonna put on clown makeup 668 00:25:34,869 --> 00:25:36,579 and do a silly little dance with you. 669 00:25:36,663 --> 00:25:40,959 I—I will look stupid. 670 00:25:41,042 --> 00:25:43,294 - No, you're worried that I'm gonna look stupid. 671 00:25:43,378 --> 00:25:45,964 You think I'm going to embarrass myself, don't you? 672 00:25:46,005 --> 00:25:47,632 - Well, yes, I do. I do. 673 00:25:47,674 --> 00:25:49,467 I don't think you're gonna learn a clowning routine. 674 00:25:49,551 --> 00:25:51,803 And I don't think that you were a milkmaid in a past life. 675 00:25:51,845 --> 00:25:53,388 Okay? - A princess... 676 00:25:53,471 --> 00:25:56,599 - There it is. - Who chose to be a milkmaid. 677 00:25:56,683 --> 00:25:57,809 - What about your leg? 678 00:25:57,851 --> 00:25:58,935 You cannot dance with that ankle. 679 00:25:59,018 --> 00:26:00,812 - What are you talking about? 680 00:26:00,895 --> 00:26:02,647 I just got that steroid shot from the Mexican street doctor. 681 00:26:02,730 --> 00:26:05,608 My tits itch, but my ankle is feeling great. 682 00:26:05,650 --> 00:26:07,402 Do you want a chance at beating that girl? 683 00:26:07,485 --> 00:26:08,987 - Yes. Yes. - Do you? 684 00:26:09,028 --> 00:26:10,071 Well, we're not gonna do it standing around 685 00:26:10,155 --> 00:26:11,656 smashing pottery for hours. 686 00:26:11,698 --> 00:26:13,158 - Yeah, well, think about Grandma's teapot. 687 00:26:13,199 --> 00:26:14,492 You were pretty good about breaking that. 688 00:26:14,534 --> 00:26:16,244 - Shut up about Grandma's teapot. 689 00:26:18,705 --> 00:26:19,998 Let's go. 690 00:26:25,628 --> 00:26:27,380 - And Charlie, and Charlie, 691 00:26:27,463 --> 00:26:29,674 and Chaplin, and Chaplin, and body roll. 692 00:26:29,757 --> 00:26:31,676 - You know how. - Well, I don't know. 693 00:26:31,759 --> 00:26:33,511 Hold on a second. You gotta be a clown. 694 00:26:33,553 --> 00:26:35,722 Do you look—how's this? 695 00:26:35,805 --> 00:26:37,140 - Oh, finally. 696 00:26:37,223 --> 00:26:38,641 Took us like, eight tries, y'all. 697 00:26:38,725 --> 00:26:39,851 - It's hard. Good luck. 698 00:26:39,893 --> 00:26:41,519 - Roll, down, up. 699 00:26:41,603 --> 00:26:43,021 - Hi, we're so fun and nice. Let's go. We're done. 700 00:26:43,062 --> 00:26:44,814 - Okay, let's get it. That was great. 701 00:26:44,898 --> 00:26:46,024 - That was great. - Thank you, señor. 702 00:26:46,065 --> 00:26:47,692 - What? That was so fast. Come on. 703 00:26:47,734 --> 00:26:50,320 We gotta—you, we'll take you. Just do it. 704 00:26:50,403 --> 00:26:51,654 - Oh, God. This is— 705 00:26:51,738 --> 00:26:56,618 - Uno, dos, tes, boom, ta, ocho. 706 00:26:56,701 --> 00:26:58,494 - Okay. - We got the clue! 707 00:26:58,578 --> 00:26:59,787 We got the clue! 708 00:26:59,871 --> 00:27:01,539 Oh, that was so much fun. - What? 709 00:27:01,623 --> 00:27:03,208 - The judges were like, getting emotional watching us. 710 00:27:03,291 --> 00:27:05,501 It was really sweet to see. - Done already? 711 00:27:05,585 --> 00:27:07,337 Mom, we gotta go. We gotta go. - What? 712 00:27:07,378 --> 00:27:08,838 - We gotta go. - We don't know the dance. 713 00:27:08,922 --> 00:27:10,465 - Well, we just have to try. 714 00:27:10,548 --> 00:27:11,883 - We can do it one more time. - Listen to me. 715 00:27:11,925 --> 00:27:13,676 We are in last place. - I know that. 716 00:27:13,718 --> 00:27:15,094 - If we can get this on the first try, we have a shot. 717 00:27:15,178 --> 00:27:17,555 Mom, look at me. Let me try, please. 718 00:27:17,597 --> 00:27:19,390 Let's go, go, go, go! 719 00:27:28,149 --> 00:27:29,400 - Sorry, I—I didn't throw it. I didn't throw it. 720 00:27:29,442 --> 00:27:30,735 That's my bad. That's my bad. 721 00:27:30,818 --> 00:27:32,111 - All right. - Go again. Go again. 722 00:27:36,532 --> 00:27:38,576 It's the—I um, I did the wrong foot. 723 00:27:38,618 --> 00:27:40,119 We're good, yeah. Yeah. - You got it? 724 00:27:40,203 --> 00:27:41,579 You know where you went wrong? - Yeah, yeah. 725 00:27:41,663 --> 00:27:42,705 - Okay. 726 00:27:46,459 --> 00:27:48,044 - Why? I kicked it on four! 727 00:27:48,127 --> 00:27:49,420 I kicked it on four. 728 00:27:49,504 --> 00:27:50,421 - She kicked it on four. That—I saw it. 729 00:27:50,505 --> 00:27:51,923 - Start over. Start over. 730 00:27:51,965 --> 00:27:53,299 Go, quick. 731 00:27:56,761 --> 00:27:58,096 - Can I help? - I've—I've got it. 732 00:27:58,137 --> 00:27:59,555 I've got it. 733 00:28:00,807 --> 00:28:02,725 Stop! 734 00:28:07,855 --> 00:28:09,440 Stop! 735 00:28:09,482 --> 00:28:11,025 No! Oh, shit. Fuck. 736 00:28:11,109 --> 00:28:13,111 - Oh! 737 00:28:13,152 --> 00:28:14,362 - Come on! 738 00:28:22,161 --> 00:28:24,497 - It's okay. 739 00:28:37,176 --> 00:28:38,636 - What? 740 00:28:38,678 --> 00:28:41,097 No, I really thought I got it that time. 741 00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:42,307 Felt good to me. - What was it? 742 00:28:42,348 --> 00:28:43,599 - Deborah and DJ? 743 00:28:43,683 --> 00:28:44,934 - No, Phil, no. 744 00:28:45,018 --> 00:28:46,227 No, no, no, no! Not Phil. 745 00:28:46,311 --> 00:28:47,478 No Phil, come on. - Oh, oh, honey. 746 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,439 - No, no. No. - Shh, shh. 747 00:28:49,522 --> 00:28:51,899 - Come on. Oh, come on. 748 00:28:51,983 --> 00:28:53,651 - Obviously, I'm here for a reason. 749 00:28:53,735 --> 00:28:55,236 - Ah! 750 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,821 - I know it's been a hard couple of days, 751 00:28:56,863 --> 00:28:58,614 and DJ, you've had your injury, 752 00:28:58,698 --> 00:29:00,241 and then you've been struggling with this 753 00:29:00,325 --> 00:29:01,993 clown challenge and— - I mean, a little bit. 754 00:29:02,035 --> 00:29:04,829 - You've been here four hours. - I know. 755 00:29:04,871 --> 00:29:06,581 - And all the other teams have checked in to the Pit Stop. 756 00:29:06,664 --> 00:29:08,124 - Oh. 757 00:29:08,166 --> 00:29:09,917 - Deborah and DJ, I'm really sorry to tell you 758 00:29:10,001 --> 00:29:13,046 that you've been eliminated from the race. 759 00:29:15,673 --> 00:29:17,717 - We didn't do it. 760 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,844 But you know what we didn't do, actually, Phil? 761 00:29:19,927 --> 00:29:21,179 We didn't quit. 762 00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:22,680 - So you can hold your head high. 763 00:29:22,764 --> 00:29:23,848 - Yeah. - You gave it everything. 764 00:29:23,890 --> 00:29:25,350 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah? 765 00:29:25,391 --> 00:29:26,726 I know you're upset, but are you pleased 766 00:29:26,809 --> 00:29:28,811 you came on "The Amazing Race"? 767 00:29:28,853 --> 00:29:31,856 - It's the best thing that I've ever done in my whole life. 768 00:29:31,898 --> 00:29:33,358 Honestly, Phil, this race, it challenges 769 00:29:33,399 --> 00:29:35,651 every single part of you. 770 00:29:35,735 --> 00:29:37,195 That's what I wanted. 771 00:29:37,236 --> 00:29:39,864 You know, I got to milk a goat. - Yeah. 772 00:29:39,906 --> 00:29:43,868 - I got to see two different cities in Mexico. 773 00:29:43,951 --> 00:29:45,828 But most of all, I— 774 00:29:45,912 --> 00:29:49,374 I got to spend more time with my mom than I have in years. 775 00:29:49,457 --> 00:29:51,959 And that's really all I wanted. 776 00:29:52,043 --> 00:29:54,045 - You feel like you're really bonded with your mom? 777 00:29:54,128 --> 00:29:55,880 - Yeah. 778 00:29:55,922 --> 00:29:57,965 It was beautiful. 779 00:29:58,049 --> 00:29:59,675 - You feel the same way, Deborah? 780 00:29:59,759 --> 00:30:03,054 - Yeah, same. 781 00:30:03,137 --> 00:30:05,723 - Um, Phil, can I ask a favor? 782 00:30:05,765 --> 00:30:07,558 - I can't get you back on the race. 783 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,560 - No, no, no, I understand. We're eliminated. 784 00:30:09,602 --> 00:30:12,480 But if I could just take one more crack at this dance, 785 00:30:12,563 --> 00:30:13,898 I know I can nail it. - Are you serious? 786 00:30:13,981 --> 00:30:15,066 - I'm serious. 787 00:30:15,149 --> 00:30:16,901 We got so close this last time. 788 00:30:16,943 --> 00:30:18,653 I don't know if you were watching, but we got so close, 789 00:30:18,736 --> 00:30:19,862 didn't we? - We did. We did. 790 00:30:19,946 --> 00:30:21,239 - Yeah, absolutely. 791 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,783 I mean, give it another shot. 792 00:30:23,866 --> 00:30:27,370 - Actually, Mom, this one's for us. 793 00:30:27,453 --> 00:30:29,288 Okay? - Okay. 794 00:30:29,372 --> 00:30:31,040 Okay, we can do this. We can get through it. 795 00:30:31,124 --> 00:30:32,667 - We could do this. 796 00:30:35,795 --> 00:30:37,672 Okay. 797 00:30:42,343 --> 00:30:43,428 Oh, fuck me. 798 00:30:43,469 --> 00:30:44,720 Fuck! Shit. 799 00:30:44,804 --> 00:30:46,055 Just forget it. Just fuck it. 800 00:30:46,139 --> 00:30:47,432 You know what? I don't even care. 801 00:30:47,515 --> 00:30:51,018 I never cared. I don't care, Phil. 802 00:30:51,102 --> 00:30:52,937 Stop fucking filming me. It's done. 803 00:30:52,979 --> 00:30:54,772 It's over. 804 00:30:54,856 --> 00:30:56,023 No! 805 00:31:05,158 --> 00:31:07,618 - Aw. 806 00:31:07,660 --> 00:31:08,953 - Yeah. 807 00:31:09,036 --> 00:31:11,789 - Oh, my. 808 00:31:11,873 --> 00:31:15,585 Oh, they're just how I remember them. 809 00:31:15,668 --> 00:31:17,545 - Good. 810 00:31:17,628 --> 00:31:19,797 - I can feel her. 811 00:31:19,881 --> 00:31:21,757 I can feel Mommy in the pepper shaker. 812 00:31:21,841 --> 00:31:24,302 - Oh, she's in there. 813 00:31:24,385 --> 00:31:25,803 - Oh, thank you, Ava. 814 00:31:25,887 --> 00:31:28,264 Thank you so much. 815 00:31:28,347 --> 00:31:30,308 But how did you convince her? 816 00:31:30,349 --> 00:31:32,810 - She doesn't know. 817 00:31:32,894 --> 00:31:34,770 I stole them. 818 00:31:34,854 --> 00:31:36,022 - I don't know what Deborah's gonna do 819 00:31:36,105 --> 00:31:37,440 when she realizes you stole them. 820 00:31:37,523 --> 00:31:39,859 - I don't wanna know. 821 00:31:39,942 --> 00:31:43,696 Yeah, physical probably. 822 00:31:43,779 --> 00:31:46,657 - You must really, really want those rights. 823 00:31:46,699 --> 00:31:50,161 - Yeah, yeah I do. 824 00:31:50,244 --> 00:31:51,496 So, do we have a deal? 825 00:31:51,579 --> 00:31:54,248 - Yes, yes, you've earned them. 826 00:31:56,209 --> 00:31:59,504 I'll have my lawyer call Jimmy in the morning. 827 00:31:59,545 --> 00:32:02,590 Welcome home, guys. 828 00:32:02,673 --> 00:32:04,300 Aw. 829 00:32:13,267 --> 00:32:14,810 Now boarding group one. 830 00:32:14,894 --> 00:32:16,437 - Oh! 831 00:32:16,521 --> 00:32:19,649 Oh, I remember boarding groups. 832 00:32:19,732 --> 00:32:21,025 Fun. 833 00:32:21,067 --> 00:32:22,777 - They never let Aidan and me pre-board 834 00:32:22,860 --> 00:32:25,738 'cause they don't count MMA as military service. 835 00:32:25,821 --> 00:32:26,989 Fucking bullshit. 836 00:32:29,909 --> 00:32:31,410 I'm sorry we lost. 837 00:32:31,494 --> 00:32:33,412 It's my fault. 838 00:32:33,496 --> 00:32:35,331 If you had done the Roadblocks, we would have won. 839 00:32:35,414 --> 00:32:37,917 No, you're kind of good at everything. 840 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,210 And it's super annoying. 841 00:32:39,293 --> 00:32:41,337 - No, that's not true. 842 00:32:41,379 --> 00:32:45,716 I've never been good at failing and moving on. 843 00:32:48,094 --> 00:32:49,762 I'm proud of you. 844 00:32:49,845 --> 00:32:52,557 No, you let things roll off your back. 845 00:32:52,598 --> 00:32:55,184 During this race, you just threw yourself into everything. 846 00:32:55,268 --> 00:32:56,811 You didn't even care how you looked. 847 00:32:56,894 --> 00:32:58,229 - Oh, thanks so much, Mom. 848 00:32:58,312 --> 00:33:00,731 - No, no, that's good. 849 00:33:00,773 --> 00:33:01,816 That's good. 850 00:33:04,235 --> 00:33:06,696 You're tougher than me. 851 00:33:06,779 --> 00:33:08,698 You are. 852 00:33:08,739 --> 00:33:12,743 I mean, I've always cared too much about what people think, 853 00:33:12,785 --> 00:33:15,079 'cause I know how hard it is when people make fun of you 854 00:33:15,121 --> 00:33:19,834 or call you crazy 855 00:33:19,917 --> 00:33:21,502 like they're doing to me right now. 856 00:33:21,586 --> 00:33:22,628 Yes. 857 00:33:25,172 --> 00:33:27,800 I think that's why I tried to protect you from all that 858 00:33:27,883 --> 00:33:31,304 and why I didn't let you try trapeze or, you know, 859 00:33:31,387 --> 00:33:34,932 release your reggae album or— 860 00:33:35,016 --> 00:33:36,642 - Go on QVC? 861 00:33:36,726 --> 00:33:39,312 - Yes. 862 00:33:39,395 --> 00:33:42,440 I over-corrected. 863 00:33:42,481 --> 00:33:44,150 I didn't let you try enough, 864 00:33:44,233 --> 00:33:46,485 'cause you could have handled it. 865 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:54,452 - You're right—you do care what the world thinks. 866 00:33:54,535 --> 00:33:58,289 But I've only ever cared what one person thinks. 867 00:33:58,331 --> 00:34:00,541 - Who? 868 00:34:00,625 --> 00:34:01,792 - Phil. 869 00:34:10,384 --> 00:34:12,219 - No, no, no, no, no. Tell me again. 870 00:34:12,303 --> 00:34:13,471 Tell me again. 871 00:34:13,554 --> 00:34:15,556 She really said, I can feel Mommy? 872 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:17,558 - Stop laughing. 873 00:34:17,642 --> 00:34:18,976 I feel really bad. 874 00:34:19,018 --> 00:34:20,603 She cried. 875 00:34:20,686 --> 00:34:22,813 - This is the best. 876 00:34:22,855 --> 00:34:25,274 - It's not funny. - Oh, my God. 877 00:34:25,358 --> 00:34:27,568 Well, you are an evil bitch. 878 00:34:27,652 --> 00:34:29,445 I've never felt closer to you. 879 00:34:31,947 --> 00:34:33,658 - Well, let's just hope I make you proud 880 00:34:33,699 --> 00:34:36,452 and make a good show so it was worth it. 881 00:34:36,535 --> 00:34:38,329 - Even if you don't, 882 00:34:38,371 --> 00:34:40,206 recently, I have warmed up to the value 883 00:34:40,289 --> 00:34:43,376 of falling flat on your face and embarrassing yourself. 884 00:34:43,459 --> 00:34:45,336 - Okay, maybe just say you're gonna do great. 885 00:34:45,378 --> 00:34:46,837 - Oh, you're gonna do great. 886 00:34:46,921 --> 00:34:48,547 - Thank you. 887 00:34:48,631 --> 00:34:50,007 God. 888 00:34:50,049 --> 00:34:53,886 - And live in five, four, three, two, one. 889 00:34:53,969 --> 00:34:55,680 - Welcome back, folks. 890 00:34:55,763 --> 00:34:58,683 Okay, I am thrilled because we have 891 00:34:58,766 --> 00:35:02,478 an amazing new designer here with us today. 892 00:35:02,561 --> 00:35:06,816 Please welcome Deborah Junior Vance! 893 00:35:06,899 --> 00:35:11,195 - Okay, how many times has your baby reached for your earrings 894 00:35:11,278 --> 00:35:14,031 and almost pulled your entire ear clean off your skull? 895 00:35:14,073 --> 00:35:15,491 - So many. 896 00:35:15,574 --> 00:35:16,867 - Well, it's never gonna happen again. 897 00:35:16,909 --> 00:35:18,494 - Thank goodness. - Do you wanna know why? 898 00:35:18,577 --> 00:35:20,204 Detachables. 899 00:35:20,246 --> 00:35:22,123 - Oh, my God. - Because they detach. 900 00:35:22,206 --> 00:35:23,874 - Ah, look at them. 901 00:35:23,916 --> 00:35:25,543 - That's right, no more bloody lobes. 902 00:35:25,626 --> 00:35:27,294 Moms get it. 903 00:35:27,378 --> 00:35:28,671 - Amazing. 904 00:35:28,754 --> 00:35:30,297 Wow, these are flying off the shelves. 905 00:35:30,381 --> 00:35:31,674 They are going fast. 906 00:35:31,757 --> 00:35:33,175 So if you want your own DJewelry, 907 00:35:33,259 --> 00:35:34,885 you better call in now. 908 00:35:34,969 --> 00:35:37,847 Oh, and I think we're getting a call right now...