1 00:00:06,676 --> 00:00:09,220 - We finished the staircase frame a couple hours ago. 2 00:00:09,304 --> 00:00:10,597 - Wow. 3 00:00:10,638 --> 00:00:12,223 - Fiber optics in process. - Terrific. 4 00:00:12,265 --> 00:00:13,808 - We ordered the, uh, oak floors that you like. 5 00:00:13,891 --> 00:00:15,268 - Oh, good. Wonderful. 6 00:00:15,351 --> 00:00:18,062 - But there is a matter, uh, we should discuss. 7 00:00:18,146 --> 00:00:19,772 - What? - Um... 8 00:00:19,856 --> 00:00:21,107 I don't really want to say this, 9 00:00:21,190 --> 00:00:22,275 since you're threw paint at my truck 10 00:00:22,317 --> 00:00:23,818 when I got the banisters wrong. 11 00:00:23,901 --> 00:00:25,778 - Well, suggesting anything other than rose gold 12 00:00:25,862 --> 00:00:27,780 was demented. - Totally. 13 00:00:27,822 --> 00:00:30,533 Um, but the building's gonna be more work than we discussed. 14 00:00:30,617 --> 00:00:32,076 - What are we talking? 15 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:33,620 - Well, the electrical's not up to code. 16 00:00:33,703 --> 00:00:35,747 The HVAC needs to be completely gutted. 17 00:00:35,830 --> 00:00:38,082 The estimates on the theater are skyrocketing 18 00:00:38,166 --> 00:00:39,459 because of the custom lighting 19 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:41,210 and the pyrotechnic capabilities. 20 00:00:41,294 --> 00:00:42,795 - Well, a Vegas show without pyrotechnics 21 00:00:42,837 --> 00:00:44,464 is like a lap dance in broad daylight. 22 00:00:44,547 --> 00:00:46,299 I won't be caught dead doing it. 23 00:00:46,382 --> 00:00:48,509 - All in all, we're looking at an additional $20 million 24 00:00:48,593 --> 00:00:50,511 to get the Diva operational, 25 00:00:50,595 --> 00:00:52,138 and that's just a conservative estimate. 26 00:00:52,180 --> 00:00:54,307 - Oh, God. - Just to say it— 27 00:00:54,390 --> 00:00:59,062 it would save us a ton if we didn't have the Deborah statue. 28 00:00:59,145 --> 00:01:01,439 - Well, how are people supposed to make an entrance 29 00:01:01,522 --> 00:01:03,483 if not between my legs? - Mm-hmm. 30 00:01:03,566 --> 00:01:06,319 - Where's the joy, the whimsy? Where's the—the... 31 00:01:06,361 --> 00:01:08,321 - Wow factor. - The wow factor? 32 00:01:08,363 --> 00:01:09,656 - Well— 33 00:01:09,739 --> 00:01:11,783 - I mean, people love this design. 34 00:01:11,824 --> 00:01:13,660 The underwear mirror for upskirt selfies 35 00:01:13,743 --> 00:01:15,495 will be a destination in and of itself. 36 00:01:15,536 --> 00:01:18,831 - It's just that it just seems technically unnecessary. 37 00:01:18,915 --> 00:01:20,458 - Unnecessar— 38 00:01:20,541 --> 00:01:22,168 Is there a gas leak in here? 39 00:01:22,251 --> 00:01:24,629 - Actually, there is, and that's probably gonna cost— 40 00:01:24,712 --> 00:01:26,464 - Oh, my God! - Okay, okay, okay. 41 00:01:26,547 --> 00:01:28,675 Maybe if we book a headliner, 42 00:01:28,758 --> 00:01:31,094 we can use some of the advance ticket sales to fund this? 43 00:01:31,177 --> 00:01:34,097 - Okay. I'll get on that. 44 00:01:34,180 --> 00:01:36,182 You try to find an outside investor. 45 00:01:36,265 --> 00:01:38,309 Is now a bad time 46 00:01:38,393 --> 00:01:40,687 to discuss why we can't convert a chlorine pool 47 00:01:40,770 --> 00:01:42,355 to pink champagne? - Yes! 48 00:01:42,438 --> 00:01:43,606 - Yes, ma'am. 49 00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:47,235 - He's into me. 50 00:01:57,328 --> 00:01:58,871 - So what happened? 51 00:01:58,913 --> 00:02:00,540 - What happened? I took her home. 52 00:02:00,581 --> 00:02:01,958 You didn't hear this from me, 53 00:02:02,041 --> 00:02:03,960 but she had the best night of her life. 54 00:02:04,043 --> 00:02:05,044 - Ah. 55 00:02:05,086 --> 00:02:06,379 Oh, it's Deborah. 56 00:02:06,421 --> 00:02:08,047 Could you give me one second? - Mm. 57 00:02:08,089 --> 00:02:09,465 - Also, you shouldn't be talking to me about this stuff. 58 00:02:09,549 --> 00:02:10,717 - Why not? 59 00:02:10,758 --> 00:02:12,969 - Hello. - Hi. I need your help. 60 00:02:13,052 --> 00:02:14,512 We're building that state-of-the-art theater 61 00:02:14,595 --> 00:02:16,347 at the Diva, and we need a comic 62 00:02:16,389 --> 00:02:18,558 for a residency who can bring in a ton of presales. 63 00:02:18,641 --> 00:02:20,059 Do you know of anyone? 64 00:02:20,101 --> 00:02:21,269 - Deborah, you know you don't have to fish 65 00:02:21,352 --> 00:02:22,520 for compliments with me. 66 00:02:22,603 --> 00:02:23,855 As Kayla would say, 67 00:02:23,938 --> 00:02:25,440 you are the number-one living legend, 68 00:02:25,523 --> 00:02:27,191 and you would slay the boots down 69 00:02:27,275 --> 00:02:28,943 on the Diva, chiquita banana. 70 00:02:29,026 --> 00:02:30,570 It should be you. You should do it. 71 00:02:30,653 --> 00:02:31,738 - No, no, no, no, no, 72 00:02:31,821 --> 00:02:33,865 my residency days are behind me. 73 00:02:33,948 --> 00:02:36,409 - Oh. Uh, do you know Bruno Fox? 74 00:02:36,451 --> 00:02:38,161 - Is he related to Redd Foxx? 75 00:02:38,244 --> 00:02:39,996 - I don't think so, 'cause one is Black and one is white. 76 00:02:40,079 --> 00:02:41,539 But you know what? I never assume. 77 00:02:41,622 --> 00:02:43,166 You don't know what their mom was doing. 78 00:02:43,249 --> 00:02:44,584 - Okay. - Anyway, he's, like, 79 00:02:44,625 --> 00:02:46,711 a super-popular podcaster and stand-up. 80 00:02:46,794 --> 00:02:48,129 He's got a huge following. 81 00:02:48,212 --> 00:02:50,381 Um, oh, he does those Travelocity ads, 82 00:02:50,465 --> 00:02:51,591 which I actually find quite funny. 83 00:02:51,674 --> 00:02:52,925 I don't even hit "skip ad." 84 00:02:53,009 --> 00:02:55,720 - Oh, that guy! Oh, he'd be good. 85 00:02:55,803 --> 00:02:58,139 Can you get him? - Uh, yeah. 86 00:02:58,222 --> 00:02:59,766 Yeah, I—yeah, I can get him. 87 00:02:59,849 --> 00:03:01,642 - Great. Let me know. - Will do. 88 00:03:06,439 --> 00:03:08,357 - It is so weird to be back here. 89 00:03:08,441 --> 00:03:11,569 - Wow. She already took down the pictures I put up. 90 00:03:11,652 --> 00:03:14,030 - We've been gone for over two years. 91 00:03:14,113 --> 00:03:15,782 Also, why would she keep up pictures 92 00:03:15,865 --> 00:03:17,408 of you and your college friends? 93 00:03:17,492 --> 00:03:19,160 - 'Cause we're hot and fun. 94 00:03:19,243 --> 00:03:21,662 - Well, look what the cat farted in, 95 00:03:21,746 --> 00:03:23,623 LuSuck And Queefer. 96 00:03:23,664 --> 00:03:26,292 - Did you two pork yet? 97 00:03:26,375 --> 00:03:27,627 - Great to see you guys. 98 00:03:27,668 --> 00:03:29,128 - If you're looking to poach clients, 99 00:03:29,212 --> 00:03:31,339 there's a dialysis center right down the street. 100 00:03:31,422 --> 00:03:33,466 - Oh, my goodness. 101 00:03:33,508 --> 00:03:34,801 Wow, that's really funny. 102 00:03:34,884 --> 00:03:35,968 So, look, I'm gonna keep this brief. 103 00:03:36,010 --> 00:03:37,386 - Please. 104 00:03:37,470 --> 00:03:38,805 - We have an opportunity for one of your clients. 105 00:03:38,888 --> 00:03:40,097 As you may have heard, Deborah Vance is opening 106 00:03:40,181 --> 00:03:41,641 a casino hotel in downtown Vegas, 107 00:03:41,724 --> 00:03:45,102 and we would like Bruno Fox to be the very first 108 00:03:45,186 --> 00:03:47,480 comic in residence. - Whoa. 109 00:03:47,522 --> 00:03:49,482 - Wow, Bruno. 110 00:03:49,524 --> 00:03:50,983 He has a lot of balls in the air right now. 111 00:03:51,067 --> 00:03:52,652 - Mm-hmm. 112 00:03:52,693 --> 00:03:54,612 - This is a huge opportunity for a stand-up, right? 113 00:03:54,695 --> 00:03:56,030 I mean, you know that. 114 00:03:56,113 --> 00:03:57,990 A Vegas residency means a steady paycheck, 115 00:03:58,074 --> 00:03:59,534 shows every night of the week. 116 00:03:59,617 --> 00:04:00,868 - A lot more money than he'd make on the road. 117 00:04:00,952 --> 00:04:02,662 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 118 00:04:02,745 --> 00:04:05,122 Well, you know, I'll try to remember to mention it to him 119 00:04:05,206 --> 00:04:06,833 the next time I talk to him. - Yeah. 120 00:04:06,916 --> 00:04:08,334 - We'll see what he says. - Yeah, yeah. 121 00:04:08,376 --> 00:04:09,836 - The next time you talk to him could be right now 122 00:04:09,877 --> 00:04:11,420 if you just dial him up. 123 00:04:11,504 --> 00:04:12,964 - Ooh, we'd love to, but we got to go right now 124 00:04:13,047 --> 00:04:15,424 'cause we've got massages, the kind where you come. 125 00:04:15,508 --> 00:04:17,426 - Oh. - Together, you're gonna go? 126 00:04:17,510 --> 00:04:19,178 - Yes. - Are you serious? 127 00:04:19,220 --> 00:04:20,596 Are you really gonna walk out— 128 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,557 - Later, dildos. - Oh, my God. 129 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:24,183 I know they're gonna present this to Bruno like 130 00:04:24,225 --> 00:04:25,685 it's a total waste of time just to fuck with us. 131 00:04:25,726 --> 00:04:26,686 - So sadistic. 132 00:04:26,727 --> 00:04:28,062 It reminds me of how I used 133 00:04:28,145 --> 00:04:29,897 to treat this one girl in my summer camp. 134 00:04:29,981 --> 00:04:31,232 So mean. 135 00:04:31,315 --> 00:04:33,192 - You know what? Fuck them. 136 00:04:33,234 --> 00:04:34,861 We are gonna go to Bruno ourselves 137 00:04:34,944 --> 00:04:36,362 and present this offer directly. 138 00:04:36,445 --> 00:04:38,531 - Hell, yeah! I knew you had that dog in ya. 139 00:04:38,573 --> 00:04:41,284 Ruff! - All right, here we go. 140 00:04:41,367 --> 00:04:43,202 He's performing this weekend in Kalamazoo, Michigan. 141 00:04:43,286 --> 00:04:46,497 We are going. - Central time, kinky. 142 00:04:46,581 --> 00:04:48,499 - It's Eastern. - Oh. 143 00:04:48,583 --> 00:04:50,334 Mm, that sucks. 144 00:04:52,670 --> 00:04:54,171 - Mm! 145 00:04:54,255 --> 00:04:56,591 To be asked to be a food tester—dream come true. 146 00:04:56,674 --> 00:04:57,884 - Well, it's perfect. 147 00:04:57,967 --> 00:04:59,927 I mean, you have flyover-state taste, 148 00:05:00,011 --> 00:05:01,888 and Josefina has the most refined palate 149 00:05:01,971 --> 00:05:03,723 of anyone I've ever met. - Mm. 150 00:05:03,764 --> 00:05:06,017 Pistachio cream in an entrée? 151 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:08,060 I'm feeling crazy for this. 152 00:05:08,102 --> 00:05:09,729 - So, what, if we like this chef's food, 153 00:05:09,770 --> 00:05:11,689 you guys are gonna just poach him from Marty? 154 00:05:11,772 --> 00:05:13,733 - Yep. - Damn, ice cold. 155 00:05:13,816 --> 00:05:15,318 The rice is hot, though. 156 00:05:15,401 --> 00:05:17,528 - Well, it's not personal. It's just business. 157 00:05:17,612 --> 00:05:20,907 - Oh, excuse me. 158 00:05:20,990 --> 00:05:23,743 - I love a little crunch— big slay. 159 00:05:23,826 --> 00:05:26,245 - Oh, Deborah, I've been working on the opening joke. 160 00:05:26,287 --> 00:05:27,580 So what about this? 161 00:05:27,663 --> 00:05:29,081 Um, hello, Madison Square Garden. 162 00:05:29,165 --> 00:05:30,416 I've been silenced for 18 months, 163 00:05:30,458 --> 00:05:31,918 so let me finally say this. 164 00:05:32,001 --> 00:05:34,253 Big pants only look good if you're tall. 165 00:05:34,337 --> 00:05:35,546 - Eh. 166 00:05:35,630 --> 00:05:37,298 I don't want to talk about pants. 167 00:05:37,381 --> 00:05:39,383 I can't believe we can't figure out this opener. 168 00:05:39,425 --> 00:05:41,552 - No, I know. I think we have writer's block. 169 00:05:41,636 --> 00:05:43,179 We got to get some new energy going. 170 00:05:43,262 --> 00:05:44,764 You know, we could try cold plunging. 171 00:05:44,805 --> 00:05:47,183 Helps Joe Rogan. - Helps him do what? 172 00:05:47,266 --> 00:05:49,018 - Right. Good point. 173 00:05:49,101 --> 00:05:51,687 - So, I put out some feelers to some friends in the VC world 174 00:05:51,771 --> 00:05:53,439 about funding for the Diva. 175 00:05:53,522 --> 00:05:55,316 And that was Graham Sweeney's office. 176 00:05:55,399 --> 00:05:57,652 He's a young tech developer— big portfolio. 177 00:05:57,735 --> 00:05:59,153 He immediately responded 178 00:05:59,236 --> 00:06:00,655 and wants to fly in to meet with you. 179 00:06:00,738 --> 00:06:01,989 - Oh, great. 180 00:06:02,073 --> 00:06:04,784 - And he asked for Ava to come, too. 181 00:06:04,867 --> 00:06:06,577 - What? 182 00:06:06,661 --> 00:06:08,245 Me? Why? 183 00:06:08,329 --> 00:06:09,789 Oh, my God, do you think this is 184 00:06:09,830 --> 00:06:11,582 like an "Indecent Proposal" situation, 185 00:06:11,666 --> 00:06:13,250 where he'll only give you the millions 186 00:06:13,292 --> 00:06:15,795 if he has one fabulous night with Ms. Ava Daniels? 187 00:06:15,836 --> 00:06:16,921 - "Millions"? 188 00:06:17,004 --> 00:06:18,589 Please, he could get you 189 00:06:18,631 --> 00:06:20,633 with a donation to Greenpeace and some combat boots. 190 00:06:20,675 --> 00:06:22,635 - That's... 191 00:06:22,718 --> 00:06:23,970 true. 192 00:06:24,011 --> 00:06:25,930 - No one is asking you to have sex, 193 00:06:26,013 --> 00:06:28,683 but these VC guys are freaky, and we need the money. 194 00:06:28,766 --> 00:06:31,811 So, if he asks to eat sushi off you, you know, play ball. 195 00:06:31,852 --> 00:06:34,355 - All right, fine. I'll go. 196 00:06:34,438 --> 00:06:36,190 But I'm telling you— if there's a Philadelphia roll 197 00:06:36,273 --> 00:06:37,817 on my titty, I'm eating that shit. 198 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:39,819 - Marcus, set up the meeting. 199 00:06:39,860 --> 00:06:42,071 And, you, after this, I'm taking you to a parking lot 200 00:06:42,154 --> 00:06:43,781 to practice walking in high heels. 201 00:06:43,864 --> 00:06:44,991 - Mmm. 202 00:06:45,032 --> 00:06:47,827 Now, that is a crispy skin. 203 00:06:47,910 --> 00:06:49,662 Bam! 204 00:06:54,542 --> 00:06:57,003 - I'm serious! 205 00:06:57,086 --> 00:06:59,005 So I come out of the men's room, 206 00:06:59,088 --> 00:07:01,465 and I see a trans guy standing there waiting, right? 207 00:07:01,549 --> 00:07:03,009 I look him in his eyes. 208 00:07:03,092 --> 00:07:07,179 I say, bruh, I do not mean this like it sounds, 209 00:07:07,221 --> 00:07:10,224 but do not go in there. 210 00:07:10,307 --> 00:07:12,059 Whoo-hoo! 211 00:07:12,143 --> 00:07:15,688 Thank you. Thank you! 212 00:07:15,730 --> 00:07:17,690 - Let's go get this son of a bitch. 213 00:07:17,773 --> 00:07:20,109 - I love Kalamazoo! - Yeah! 214 00:07:23,738 --> 00:07:25,114 - Bruno Fox. - Yo! 215 00:07:25,197 --> 00:07:26,615 - Can we come in? - Entrez-vous. 216 00:07:26,699 --> 00:07:28,868 - Okay, bonjour. - Aha. Yes. 217 00:07:28,909 --> 00:07:31,245 - Jimmy LuSaque, Jr. This is my partner, Kayla Schaefer. 218 00:07:31,328 --> 00:07:32,872 - How you doing? - Pleasure. 219 00:07:32,955 --> 00:07:34,540 - Um, sorry to accost you right after your set, 220 00:07:34,623 --> 00:07:36,250 which was amazing by the way. - So funny. 221 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:37,418 - We loved it, yeah. - We couldn't stop smiling 222 00:07:37,501 --> 00:07:38,878 and laughing. - Thank you. 223 00:07:38,961 --> 00:07:41,672 - But we have a very attractive offer for you. 224 00:07:41,756 --> 00:07:43,174 - I mean, if it's a cuck thing, maybe, 225 00:07:43,257 --> 00:07:45,176 but I'm pretty much retired from gay stuff. 226 00:07:45,259 --> 00:07:46,218 - Oh. - It's not a cuck thing. 227 00:07:46,302 --> 00:07:47,720 - No. No. - Yeah. 228 00:07:47,803 --> 00:07:49,805 - We're managers from LA, Schaefer & LuSaque. 229 00:07:49,889 --> 00:07:52,224 We represent Deborah Vance. - Among others. 230 00:07:53,601 --> 00:07:55,311 - Um, and we just wanted to talk to you 231 00:07:55,394 --> 00:07:57,563 about a stand-up opportunity that we think you might like. 232 00:07:57,605 --> 00:07:59,899 - Look, man, sorry, but when I'm offstage, 233 00:07:59,940 --> 00:08:01,901 I can't be about the work anymore, you know? 234 00:08:01,942 --> 00:08:03,903 - Okay. - Hmm-kay. 235 00:08:03,986 --> 00:08:06,238 Um— - But I am down to go out, 236 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,449 if y'all want to party, hmm? 237 00:08:08,532 --> 00:08:10,576 Um— - I'm 100% down for that. 238 00:08:10,618 --> 00:08:12,912 - Okay, sure. - Yeah, let's do it. 239 00:08:12,953 --> 00:08:14,747 - What are you thinking? 240 00:08:14,789 --> 00:08:16,916 - I mean, there's a little bar down the street called Cokies. 241 00:08:16,957 --> 00:08:18,751 - Do we need a reservation for Cokies? 242 00:08:18,793 --> 00:08:20,669 - No, but we do need someone to drive. 243 00:08:20,753 --> 00:08:22,171 Can y'all drive us? 244 00:08:22,254 --> 00:08:24,006 - We got a Subaru we rented, so let's do it. 245 00:08:24,090 --> 00:08:25,591 - Music to my ears. 246 00:08:25,674 --> 00:08:27,426 - The CarPlay doesn't work, but that's all right, 247 00:08:27,468 --> 00:08:29,345 'cause I'll just sing for us— hope you like Nelly Furtado. 248 00:08:29,428 --> 00:08:30,930 - Kidding me? I'm a Nelly boy. 249 00:08:30,971 --> 00:08:32,932 Let's get some beers for the ride, though, right? 250 00:08:32,973 --> 00:08:34,100 - Um... 251 00:08:40,815 --> 00:08:42,441 - Hi. - Hello. 252 00:08:42,483 --> 00:08:44,110 - Good evening. - Right this way. 253 00:08:44,193 --> 00:08:46,487 - Thank you. - I'll go get Mr. Sweeney. 254 00:08:46,570 --> 00:08:48,114 - What did she say? 255 00:08:48,197 --> 00:08:50,282 This dress is so tight, I can't hear in it. 256 00:08:50,366 --> 00:08:52,118 Also, it does not leave room for underwear. 257 00:08:52,201 --> 00:08:54,578 I think my bush is leaving an indentation. 258 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:57,498 - Well, well, well, Deborah Vance in the flesh. 259 00:08:57,581 --> 00:08:59,291 This is such an honor. I'm Graham Sweeney. 260 00:08:59,333 --> 00:09:01,127 - Graham, good to meet you. - Likewise. 261 00:09:01,210 --> 00:09:03,963 And Ava. - Hey. What's going on? 262 00:09:04,046 --> 00:09:05,631 [high-pitched] Hi. 263 00:09:05,673 --> 00:09:07,133 - I'm so psyched you could come, too. 264 00:09:07,216 --> 00:09:09,552 I'm a huge fan of both of you. - Thank you. 265 00:09:09,635 --> 00:09:12,096 - So, I guess you're probably wondering 266 00:09:12,138 --> 00:09:13,973 why I wanted to meet with you. - Well, no. 267 00:09:14,014 --> 00:09:15,432 I'm never surprised when a man's interested 268 00:09:15,516 --> 00:09:18,144 in meeting me. - I bet you're not. 269 00:09:18,227 --> 00:09:20,646 Um, well, would you mind if I did a little presentation? 270 00:09:20,688 --> 00:09:21,897 - Sure. 271 00:09:21,981 --> 00:09:23,274 - Okay. Please, come sit. 272 00:09:23,357 --> 00:09:24,400 - All right. 273 00:09:27,528 --> 00:09:28,612 - Lane will be right out with some drinks. 274 00:09:28,696 --> 00:09:31,991 She makes a bomb martini. 275 00:09:32,032 --> 00:09:34,702 Have a seat, please. 276 00:09:34,785 --> 00:09:36,162 All right. 277 00:09:36,245 --> 00:09:38,622 Now, you ladies comfortable? - Not really. 278 00:09:38,706 --> 00:09:41,375 - Okay. First, a little bit about me. 279 00:09:41,458 --> 00:09:43,836 I got my start streamlining 280 00:09:43,878 --> 00:09:46,297 the way hospitals buy and receive medical tubing. 281 00:09:46,380 --> 00:09:47,631 - Oh, I used to sell 282 00:09:47,715 --> 00:09:49,466 a cat-themed blood pressure monitor. 283 00:09:49,550 --> 00:09:51,177 - See? So you get it. Genius. 284 00:09:51,260 --> 00:09:53,554 So now that I've conquered the health-care industry, 285 00:09:53,637 --> 00:09:56,015 it's time for me to move into my next venture, 286 00:09:56,056 --> 00:10:00,477 which is an LLM generative AI model I'm calling... 287 00:10:00,561 --> 00:10:04,190 QuikScribbl. - Ah. 288 00:10:04,273 --> 00:10:06,317 - It's an AI chatbot that helps people sound 289 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,819 like the most optimized, funniest, 290 00:10:08,903 --> 00:10:10,196 smartest version of themselves. 291 00:10:10,279 --> 00:10:12,156 It's like Photoshopping your voice. 292 00:10:12,239 --> 00:10:14,200 For anybody who's looking to punch up 293 00:10:14,241 --> 00:10:17,369 the way that they speak or write or make jokes, 294 00:10:17,453 --> 00:10:19,205 this will help, okay? 295 00:10:19,246 --> 00:10:22,374 Take, for example, a— a bridesmaid at a wedding. 296 00:10:23,918 --> 00:10:25,377 She wants to make a funny toast, 297 00:10:25,419 --> 00:10:27,713 but she's a bank teller. 298 00:10:27,755 --> 00:10:29,215 - Sorry, so when you say "she," 299 00:10:29,298 --> 00:10:31,634 you mean an AI person that you invented? 300 00:10:31,717 --> 00:10:34,303 - That I prompted, yes. - Cool. 301 00:10:34,386 --> 00:10:36,055 - Let's see how she does. 302 00:10:36,096 --> 00:10:38,849 - Sarah's always loved to have fun, 303 00:10:38,933 --> 00:10:42,770 maybe a little too much fun, if you know what I mean. 304 00:10:42,853 --> 00:10:44,438 Sex! 305 00:10:44,521 --> 00:10:48,400 - Ugh. Now, that sucked shit, right? 306 00:10:48,442 --> 00:10:50,027 - Yep. 307 00:10:50,069 --> 00:10:52,446 - But what if she had had help crafting that toast 308 00:10:52,529 --> 00:10:55,699 by none other than comedy goddess Deborah Vance? 309 00:10:55,783 --> 00:10:57,117 - Love her. 310 00:10:57,201 --> 00:10:59,870 - It might sound a little something like this. 311 00:10:59,954 --> 00:11:01,455 - According to the Talmud, 312 00:11:01,538 --> 00:11:04,416 every bride is beautiful on her wedding day. 313 00:11:04,458 --> 00:11:06,669 The Talmud is, of course, 314 00:11:06,752 --> 00:11:08,921 the drag queen who did Sarah's cheek contouring today. 315 00:11:09,004 --> 00:11:11,590 - Boom goes the dynamite! 316 00:11:11,674 --> 00:11:14,218 Even Grandpa's deaf ass is laughing at that one. 317 00:11:14,301 --> 00:11:16,929 - Not bad. Yeah, it— it does sound like me. 318 00:11:17,012 --> 00:11:19,014 Yeah, so, um... 319 00:11:19,098 --> 00:11:23,102 how did you train it to sound like Deborah already? 320 00:11:23,143 --> 00:11:25,396 - Well, by scraping material that's online. 321 00:11:25,479 --> 00:11:27,523 - Oh, so you stole it. 322 00:11:27,606 --> 00:11:29,275 - Technically, right now it's not regulated, 323 00:11:29,358 --> 00:11:31,110 and that's why I've come to you. 324 00:11:31,151 --> 00:11:32,528 I want to compensate you, 325 00:11:32,611 --> 00:11:34,405 and I don't just want what's online. 326 00:11:34,488 --> 00:11:36,115 I want the real Deborah Vance. 327 00:11:36,156 --> 00:11:38,450 - Oh, well, then you should've met me three noses ago. 328 00:11:38,492 --> 00:11:40,494 Well, they nailed it. 329 00:11:40,577 --> 00:11:42,246 It's a sexy-ass nose. 330 00:11:42,329 --> 00:11:44,832 Now, look, I want your full library 331 00:11:44,915 --> 00:11:48,460 and for you to work with the AI itself, training it. 332 00:11:48,544 --> 00:11:51,672 - Yeah. Can I ask—um, why us? 333 00:11:51,755 --> 00:11:53,924 - Because Deborah has the perfect voice 334 00:11:54,008 --> 00:11:55,301 for QuikScribbl. 335 00:11:55,384 --> 00:11:57,303 I mean, you have such mass appeal. 336 00:11:57,386 --> 00:11:58,804 That's why you had 337 00:11:58,846 --> 00:12:00,472 the number-one late-night show in America. 338 00:12:00,514 --> 00:12:02,850 You tell it like it is but in a funny way, 339 00:12:02,933 --> 00:12:04,977 and that's how everybody wants to be. 340 00:12:05,019 --> 00:12:07,271 - Well, this does kind of prove my long-standing theory 341 00:12:07,313 --> 00:12:09,481 that my way is best and everyone else is wrong. 342 00:12:09,565 --> 00:12:11,567 - Ha! Exactly. 343 00:12:11,650 --> 00:12:13,569 See, I want that, and when I heard 344 00:12:13,652 --> 00:12:15,446 that you were looking for investment in your casino, 345 00:12:15,529 --> 00:12:17,239 I was like, well, this is the coolest opportunity 346 00:12:17,323 --> 00:12:19,325 for us to partner up. - Mm. 347 00:12:19,408 --> 00:12:22,745 - So, ladies, should we talk about the nuts and bolts? 348 00:12:22,828 --> 00:12:24,079 - Let's. - Yeah. 349 00:12:24,163 --> 00:12:26,707 - Okay. So we've got three blocks. 350 00:12:28,542 --> 00:12:29,668 - It is getting so late. 351 00:12:29,752 --> 00:12:31,170 We got to bring up the residency 352 00:12:31,211 --> 00:12:32,629 as soon as he gets back, because I don't know 353 00:12:32,713 --> 00:12:34,965 how much longer I can stay out. - Come on. 354 00:12:35,007 --> 00:12:37,176 You stayed up all night for the Fiona Apple presale. 355 00:12:37,217 --> 00:12:38,927 You can do it tonight. - She never goes on tour. 356 00:12:39,011 --> 00:12:41,055 It was "Idler Wheel." It was a big thing for me. 357 00:12:41,138 --> 00:12:42,556 - All right. - Hey, there he is. 358 00:12:42,639 --> 00:12:44,058 - Can we get another round, please? 359 00:12:44,141 --> 00:12:46,185 - You got it. - Wow. Another round. 360 00:12:46,268 --> 00:12:47,686 - Indeed. 361 00:12:47,770 --> 00:12:49,688 - I haven't drank this much since I rushed. 362 00:12:49,730 --> 00:12:51,482 - You were in a frat? - No, almost. 363 00:12:51,523 --> 00:12:53,567 I wouldn't fuck the goat, and I reported them to the dean. 364 00:12:53,650 --> 00:12:55,027 But you know what? I'm proud of that because 365 00:12:55,069 --> 00:12:57,571 it led to much healthier rush policies on campus. 366 00:12:57,654 --> 00:12:59,323 - That's just the kind of guy he is. 367 00:12:59,406 --> 00:13:01,533 He would never fuck any animals. 368 00:13:01,617 --> 00:13:03,243 - No, I wouldn't. - Okay. 369 00:13:03,327 --> 00:13:05,371 - Anyway, so, listen, Deborah Vance, um, 370 00:13:05,454 --> 00:13:07,081 is opening a casino in Las Vegas, 371 00:13:07,164 --> 00:13:09,375 and they're looking for a comedian to do a residency, 372 00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:12,002 and we think that comedian should be you. 373 00:13:14,213 --> 00:13:16,298 - A Vegas residency? - That's right. 374 00:13:16,382 --> 00:13:18,634 - Huh. 375 00:13:18,717 --> 00:13:20,052 I could get off the road finally. 376 00:13:20,135 --> 00:13:21,387 - Mm-hmm. 377 00:13:21,470 --> 00:13:23,222 - That could be a good thing for me. 378 00:13:23,263 --> 00:13:24,723 - Bruno, Vegas. 379 00:13:24,807 --> 00:13:27,017 Come on, I mean, raw seafood bars 380 00:13:27,101 --> 00:13:30,562 as far as the eye can see, strip clubs on every block— 381 00:13:30,604 --> 00:13:35,192 I mean, it's the promised land for guys like us. 382 00:13:35,234 --> 00:13:38,070 - This is probably the tequila talking, but, yeah. 383 00:13:38,153 --> 00:13:39,321 I'm in. - Yeah? 384 00:13:39,405 --> 00:13:40,906 - Yeah. - Okay, amazing. 385 00:13:40,948 --> 00:13:42,741 - Fuck it. We are doing it. Huh? Come on! 386 00:13:42,783 --> 00:13:44,743 - All right! - Come on, come on, come on. 387 00:13:44,827 --> 00:13:46,412 - So, listen, we're gonna head back to LA tomorrow, 388 00:13:46,453 --> 00:13:48,205 but we'll be in touch with details. 389 00:13:48,288 --> 00:13:50,916 - Well, you can't leave. - We can't? 390 00:13:50,958 --> 00:13:52,418 - No. I have another show tomorrow night. 391 00:13:52,501 --> 00:13:54,461 Come on, we got to go out afterwards, 392 00:13:54,545 --> 00:13:56,630 celebrate, get drinks. 393 00:13:56,713 --> 00:13:58,090 - Oh, uh... 394 00:13:58,173 --> 00:13:59,758 - Look, if we're gonna work together, 395 00:13:59,842 --> 00:14:00,926 I need to get to know you guys. 396 00:14:01,009 --> 00:14:03,095 We got to bond, you know? 397 00:14:03,137 --> 00:14:04,638 Stay, stay. 398 00:14:04,721 --> 00:14:05,931 Please? - Okay. 399 00:14:06,014 --> 00:14:08,058 - Okay, I mean... - All right, we'll stay. 400 00:14:08,142 --> 00:14:09,560 - Yeah. - Yes! 401 00:14:09,643 --> 00:14:12,646 Now, one question— who's getting the bag? 402 00:14:12,729 --> 00:14:14,690 - Wow, cocaine. - Oh, cocaine. 403 00:14:14,773 --> 00:14:16,442 Um... - I just— 404 00:14:16,525 --> 00:14:18,694 I was really looking forward to reading before bed. 405 00:14:18,777 --> 00:14:19,945 - Trick question— I already got it. 406 00:14:19,987 --> 00:14:21,447 - Oh, my gosh. 407 00:14:21,488 --> 00:14:24,116 Okay, fine. I can only do two lines. 408 00:14:24,158 --> 00:14:26,535 - You have given me so much to think about. 409 00:14:26,618 --> 00:14:28,871 This is really, really interesting. 410 00:14:28,954 --> 00:14:30,539 Fantastic pitch. 411 00:14:30,622 --> 00:14:32,791 - Yeah, I have—I have a couple questions. I mean— 412 00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:35,085 - Look, Ava, I know how much you've contributed 413 00:14:35,169 --> 00:14:37,045 to Deborah's recent material. 414 00:14:37,129 --> 00:14:39,548 So, if I want to accurately capture her true voice, 415 00:14:39,631 --> 00:14:41,049 I need you involved. 416 00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:42,968 - Okay, so, when we hand over the material, 417 00:14:43,010 --> 00:14:44,470 you can ensure that it's just gonna be used 418 00:14:44,553 --> 00:14:46,346 for bridesmaid speeches and not to make, like, 419 00:14:46,430 --> 00:14:51,101 Hitler seem young and funny to red-pilled dark web gooners? 420 00:14:51,185 --> 00:14:52,811 - Well, we're not in the business 421 00:14:52,853 --> 00:14:54,438 of censoring our customers. 422 00:14:54,521 --> 00:14:57,024 - Right. - Don't try to argue with her. 423 00:14:57,107 --> 00:14:58,650 You'll get nowhere. 424 00:14:58,692 --> 00:15:00,819 Next thing you know, you'll have donated $10,000 425 00:15:00,861 --> 00:15:03,030 to some barista's top surgery. 426 00:15:03,113 --> 00:15:04,865 I don't know what happened to the term "boob job." 427 00:15:04,948 --> 00:15:06,366 That's what they called it when I had one. 428 00:15:06,450 --> 00:15:09,661 - Ava, AI is here, and it's here to stay. 429 00:15:09,745 --> 00:15:12,206 So you either get on board, or you get left in the past. 430 00:15:12,289 --> 00:15:13,624 - See... 431 00:15:13,665 --> 00:15:16,001 That is a big part of why I hate it. 432 00:15:16,084 --> 00:15:18,420 This—this forced inevitability. 433 00:15:18,504 --> 00:15:20,631 People like you are always saying that it's happening 434 00:15:20,714 --> 00:15:22,132 whether you like it or not, 435 00:15:22,216 --> 00:15:24,760 but you're the ones making it happen, okay? 436 00:15:24,843 --> 00:15:26,345 And you could easily stop it 437 00:15:26,386 --> 00:15:27,846 if people could say that they didn't want it. 438 00:15:27,888 --> 00:15:29,473 But you don't want to give people a choice. 439 00:15:29,556 --> 00:15:32,100 So you just say, oh, the train's already on the tracks, 440 00:15:32,184 --> 00:15:33,644 and you don't let people decide for themselves. 441 00:15:33,727 --> 00:15:36,688 I'm sorry. It is technological R-A-P-E. 442 00:15:36,772 --> 00:15:38,941 - "Rape"? - You said it, not me. 443 00:15:39,024 --> 00:15:41,527 - Oh, okay, okay, let's—let's all just take a breath here. 444 00:15:41,568 --> 00:15:43,362 - I wish I could take a breath. 445 00:15:43,403 --> 00:15:44,863 I'm strapped down in this motherfucker. 446 00:15:44,947 --> 00:15:46,907 I can't breathe in here, Deborah. 447 00:15:46,990 --> 00:15:49,368 Now, why should we believe that this app is this amazing thing 448 00:15:49,409 --> 00:15:50,869 that is gonna change the world? 449 00:15:50,911 --> 00:15:52,204 Obviously, you want us to believe that 450 00:15:52,287 --> 00:15:53,539 because you stand to profit from it. 451 00:15:53,622 --> 00:15:55,415 So of course you're gonna tell us 452 00:15:55,499 --> 00:15:57,751 that it's happening no matter what and it's inevitable, okay? 453 00:15:57,834 --> 00:15:59,753 Oh, my God, this is exactly like when, like, 454 00:15:59,836 --> 00:16:01,755 a fucking random-ass diner puts a sign out front 455 00:16:01,838 --> 00:16:03,340 that's like, best waffles in America. 456 00:16:03,423 --> 00:16:04,758 And it's like, yeah, according to who? 457 00:16:04,841 --> 00:16:06,510 The people trying to sell the fucking waffles! 458 00:16:06,593 --> 00:16:10,180 - I am not trying to sell you bad waffles, trust. 459 00:16:10,264 --> 00:16:12,558 - Well, yet again, she's managed to bring waffles 460 00:16:12,641 --> 00:16:14,017 into the conversation. 461 00:16:14,101 --> 00:16:15,394 Okay, lots to think about here, Graham. 462 00:16:15,435 --> 00:16:16,562 - Yeah. - Thanks so much. 463 00:16:16,645 --> 00:16:17,896 I'll—uh, I'll give it a thought. 464 00:16:17,938 --> 00:16:19,022 I'll talk to my people. 465 00:16:19,106 --> 00:16:21,400 - Thanks, Deborah. - Yeah. 466 00:16:21,441 --> 00:16:24,987 Sorry. 467 00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:27,197 - Ava, you need a hand? - No, I'm fi—I'm good. 468 00:16:27,281 --> 00:16:29,825 - Okay. - I'm fine. 469 00:16:36,290 --> 00:16:37,749 I hate this place. 470 00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:39,543 It smells like an old bicycle seat. 471 00:16:39,626 --> 00:16:41,420 - It's not that bad. 472 00:16:41,503 --> 00:16:44,590 And we needed to save money, so let's just try and go to sleep. 473 00:16:44,673 --> 00:16:46,925 - I just normally sleep naked. 474 00:16:47,009 --> 00:16:49,595 - Well, sorry, but tonight you're not sleeping naked. 475 00:16:49,636 --> 00:16:51,096 Okay? 476 00:16:51,138 --> 00:16:53,807 - Okay, Jimmy. 477 00:17:00,981 --> 00:17:03,442 - What is going on over there? - I'm so itchy! 478 00:17:03,483 --> 00:17:05,819 My clothes are making me itchy. - Okay. 479 00:17:05,902 --> 00:17:08,405 You can take off your clothes underneath the covers. 480 00:17:08,447 --> 00:17:10,073 But then in the morning, you're putting them back on 481 00:17:10,157 --> 00:17:13,243 under the covers, okay? - Yay. 482 00:17:13,327 --> 00:17:16,163 Take off my lady boxers. 483 00:17:16,246 --> 00:17:17,414 - Okay, I don't need a play-by-play. 484 00:17:17,497 --> 00:17:20,292 Just do your thing. 485 00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:24,880 - Why are you taking them off like that? 486 00:17:24,963 --> 00:17:26,798 - That's how I always take them off—I'm disrobing. 487 00:17:26,882 --> 00:17:29,092 - You do this alone? - What? Yes. 488 00:17:30,302 --> 00:17:33,472 - Now, everybody, take notice. 489 00:17:33,513 --> 00:17:34,890 Show me... 490 00:17:34,973 --> 00:17:37,476 - Hello? 491 00:17:37,517 --> 00:17:39,478 I've been waiting for you down in my office. 492 00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:41,897 Oh, God, can we crack a window? 493 00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:43,899 It smells like King Tutankhamun's tomb 494 00:17:43,982 --> 00:17:45,484 in here. - Sorry. 495 00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:47,653 I just—I got distracted researching the ethics of AI. 496 00:17:47,694 --> 00:17:49,905 Turns out—really bad. 497 00:17:49,988 --> 00:17:52,032 - Yeah, well, everything's unethical 498 00:17:52,115 --> 00:17:53,659 if you think about it too much. 499 00:17:53,742 --> 00:17:55,869 As my manicurist says, "Can you changing? 500 00:17:55,952 --> 00:17:57,287 Then don't think about." 501 00:17:57,371 --> 00:17:58,830 - Oh, my God. 502 00:17:58,914 --> 00:18:00,666 - Oh, you want me to whitewash my manicurist? 503 00:18:00,707 --> 00:18:02,000 People have accents! 504 00:18:02,084 --> 00:18:03,502 - Okay, just gonna move past that one. 505 00:18:03,543 --> 00:18:05,045 Look, before you meet with this guy again, 506 00:18:05,128 --> 00:18:06,880 you should know that large language models 507 00:18:06,963 --> 00:18:09,174 like QuikScribbl are really, really bad for the environment. 508 00:18:09,257 --> 00:18:11,677 - It's an app. Everyone uses apps? 509 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,887 Aren't all apps bad for the environment? 510 00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:16,890 - Yes, but AI uses servers that need 15 times more energy, 511 00:18:16,973 --> 00:18:18,517 and they build them in poorer communities. 512 00:18:18,558 --> 00:18:20,185 Look at this. 513 00:18:20,268 --> 00:18:23,146 In Memphis, an AI plant is stealing all the fresh water 514 00:18:23,188 --> 00:18:25,982 and blasting the air with nitrogen oxides. 515 00:18:26,066 --> 00:18:27,317 - I see. 516 00:18:27,401 --> 00:18:29,319 And how much energy are you using 517 00:18:29,403 --> 00:18:31,697 keeping 400 tabs open on your browser? 518 00:18:31,738 --> 00:18:33,532 See, I can play this game, too. 519 00:18:33,615 --> 00:18:35,367 - Deborah. - No, come on. 520 00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:37,202 I sold my Malaysian palm-oil farm. 521 00:18:37,244 --> 00:18:40,205 Can't I have this? - No. 522 00:18:40,288 --> 00:18:43,041 - I am lending my name and my expertise 523 00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:46,211 to a program that is going to make people's lives easier. 524 00:18:46,294 --> 00:18:49,548 - What about the economy, okay? I know you care about that. 525 00:18:49,589 --> 00:18:51,550 I mean, AI has already destroyed 526 00:18:51,591 --> 00:18:53,635 massive sectors of the workforce. 527 00:18:53,719 --> 00:18:55,554 - Yeah, well, you know, if you job is replaceable, 528 00:18:55,637 --> 00:18:56,930 let it be replaced. 529 00:18:57,013 --> 00:18:58,557 I'm sorry. That's how the market works. 530 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,726 - Oh, my God. Okay, well, what about me? 531 00:19:00,767 --> 00:19:03,562 AI is absolutely gonna take away jobs from writers. 532 00:19:03,603 --> 00:19:05,564 It already has. - Not if you're good! 533 00:19:05,605 --> 00:19:07,357 If you're good, you can't be replaced. 534 00:19:07,441 --> 00:19:09,568 Did you know that in the '80s, there was a woman in Miami 535 00:19:09,651 --> 00:19:12,529 who would do my entire set verbatim? 536 00:19:12,612 --> 00:19:14,573 And, honestly, before my lift, 537 00:19:14,614 --> 00:19:16,575 she might've looked better than me, too. 538 00:19:16,616 --> 00:19:19,202 But she couldn't re-create my stage presence, 539 00:19:19,286 --> 00:19:21,079 and neither can a computer! 540 00:19:21,121 --> 00:19:22,622 - You're missing the point, okay? 541 00:19:22,706 --> 00:19:24,249 Maybe you will be fine, 542 00:19:24,332 --> 00:19:26,376 but there are a ton of people who won't be, okay? 543 00:19:26,418 --> 00:19:28,754 This is causing a cataclysmic reshaping of our society 544 00:19:28,795 --> 00:19:30,046 that's going to doom us— 545 00:19:30,130 --> 00:19:33,091 - Honey, please, please, it's 9:00 a.m. 546 00:19:33,133 --> 00:19:34,760 - Okay, well, I'm sorry. 547 00:19:34,843 --> 00:19:36,762 I cannot in good conscience participate in this. 548 00:19:36,845 --> 00:19:39,097 So, if you use any of my work, I will sue you. 549 00:19:39,181 --> 00:19:40,932 On what grounds? 550 00:19:41,016 --> 00:19:43,101 - The one cool thing about the American legal system 551 00:19:43,143 --> 00:19:46,021 is that I can sue you even if I have no legal standing. 552 00:19:46,104 --> 00:19:48,440 I learned that from you. 553 00:19:48,482 --> 00:19:50,400 - Okay, fine. 554 00:19:50,484 --> 00:19:52,402 I will just do this deal 555 00:19:52,486 --> 00:19:54,571 with material I've written without you. 556 00:19:54,654 --> 00:19:56,990 Now, can we please stop talking about this 557 00:19:57,073 --> 00:19:58,450 and go downstairs and work? 558 00:19:58,492 --> 00:19:59,826 - No. 559 00:19:59,910 --> 00:20:02,913 I'm gonna go outside and look at a tree. 560 00:20:02,996 --> 00:20:05,207 Maybe you could teach your toaster to paint. 561 00:20:15,592 --> 00:20:17,636 - If you were a letter, what letter would you be? 562 00:20:17,677 --> 00:20:19,137 - Mm. A? 563 00:20:19,179 --> 00:20:21,848 - You would definitely be an S, unpredictable— 564 00:20:21,932 --> 00:20:24,935 - All right, there we go— three Long Island Iced Teas. 565 00:20:24,976 --> 00:20:27,604 - Oh, no, thank you, but Long Island's make me sick. 566 00:20:27,687 --> 00:20:28,814 - Horny. 567 00:20:28,855 --> 00:20:30,649 - What? - They make you horny. 568 00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:32,567 - Okay, how would you even know that? 569 00:20:32,651 --> 00:20:34,069 - Everybody at tennis camp knew that. 570 00:20:34,152 --> 00:20:35,445 You were trying to dance with everyone. 571 00:20:35,529 --> 00:20:37,072 - Okay— - It's on now. 572 00:20:37,155 --> 00:20:38,406 That's awesome. - Okay. 573 00:20:38,490 --> 00:20:40,826 - Cheers to us. - Cheers, cheers indeed. 574 00:20:40,909 --> 00:20:43,578 - Okay, Bruno, I think we need to talk 575 00:20:43,662 --> 00:20:47,457 about the specifics of the Divalicious residency. 576 00:20:47,541 --> 00:20:49,125 Residen... - Residency. 577 00:20:49,209 --> 00:20:50,460 Cy. 578 00:20:50,544 --> 00:20:52,170 What is your earliest availability? 579 00:20:52,212 --> 00:20:55,090 - And maybe we could talk about, um, an on-sale day. 580 00:20:55,173 --> 00:20:57,592 We can get your poster done. - Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. 581 00:20:57,676 --> 00:20:58,885 You're making me, like, nervous, all right? 582 00:20:58,969 --> 00:21:00,554 Like— - No! Don't be nervous. 583 00:21:00,637 --> 00:21:03,348 - Come on, man. - What is that voice? 584 00:21:03,390 --> 00:21:04,683 - Don't be nervous. 585 00:21:04,724 --> 00:21:06,226 - I said I don't want to talk business. 586 00:21:06,309 --> 00:21:08,144 It's boring. I want to have fun. 587 00:21:08,228 --> 00:21:10,021 - Okay. Let's play a drinking game, 588 00:21:10,063 --> 00:21:11,356 get to know each other better, 589 00:21:11,439 --> 00:21:13,191 get a little bit more comfortable. 590 00:21:13,275 --> 00:21:14,693 - I am up for a drinking game at all times. 591 00:21:14,734 --> 00:21:15,861 What do you got? 592 00:21:15,944 --> 00:21:17,863 - So me and my besties play a game 593 00:21:17,946 --> 00:21:19,531 where you go around the circle, 594 00:21:19,573 --> 00:21:22,409 and you say the worst thing that you've ever done. 595 00:21:22,492 --> 00:21:25,078 And if your worst thing is worse than theirs, 596 00:21:25,161 --> 00:21:26,705 you got to take a drink. 597 00:21:26,788 --> 00:21:28,081 Jimmy, you go first. 598 00:21:28,164 --> 00:21:30,125 - Oh, no, let's play flip cup. 599 00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:33,128 - Do it! Do it! Do it! 600 00:21:33,211 --> 00:21:35,714 - Okay, okay. Okay, this is actually bad. 601 00:21:35,755 --> 00:21:38,508 Um, we got a PR box 602 00:21:38,592 --> 00:21:41,720 of free Sephora products for a client, 603 00:21:41,761 --> 00:21:44,055 and I took them back to Sephora and returned them 604 00:21:44,097 --> 00:21:45,557 for store credit. - No. 605 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,517 - I know, I know. - That's so bad. 606 00:21:47,601 --> 00:21:49,561 - I know, I know, I know. I've been carrying that around. 607 00:21:49,644 --> 00:21:50,979 It's—it's not how I normally am. 608 00:21:51,062 --> 00:21:52,731 But I was just out of this beard lube. 609 00:21:52,772 --> 00:21:54,816 I have this particular kind of cream that I shave with, 610 00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:56,526 and I needed to get it. - Okay. 611 00:21:56,610 --> 00:21:59,321 So, Bruno, your turn. - Yeah. No, I'm good, I'm good. 612 00:21:59,404 --> 00:22:01,114 - Oh, come on, I just told my Sephora thing, 613 00:22:01,197 --> 00:22:03,533 so now I kind of feel weird. - Okay, fine. I'll go, I'll go. 614 00:22:03,617 --> 00:22:04,910 I got a good one. 615 00:22:04,951 --> 00:22:07,954 Okay, the worst thing I ever did was, 616 00:22:08,038 --> 00:22:09,915 I poked holes in my dad's condoms 617 00:22:09,998 --> 00:22:11,708 'cause I wanted a sister. 618 00:22:11,791 --> 00:22:13,585 And then he used those condoms with his mistress 619 00:22:13,627 --> 00:22:15,253 and then got her pregnant. 620 00:22:15,337 --> 00:22:16,755 And she wanted to keep it, but it ended up being a boy, 621 00:22:16,838 --> 00:22:18,590 so now we have, like, a creepy half brother 622 00:22:18,632 --> 00:22:21,593 who no one talks to at events. - Oh. I really love Robert. 623 00:22:21,635 --> 00:22:23,428 I try and make him feel welcome whenever I see him. 624 00:22:23,511 --> 00:22:25,096 - He stinks. 625 00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:27,307 Okay, Bruno, now that you know the rules, your turn. 626 00:22:27,390 --> 00:22:30,268 What's the worst thing you've ever done? 627 00:22:31,811 --> 00:22:34,648 - It was six years ago this coming August. 628 00:22:36,608 --> 00:22:38,026 - What was? 629 00:22:38,109 --> 00:22:39,903 - I was leaving my ex's. 630 00:22:39,945 --> 00:22:42,238 And we'd just gotten in one of these fights 631 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:45,575 that we would get into all the time, where... 632 00:22:45,659 --> 00:22:48,787 we would just say awful fucking shit to each other, man, 633 00:22:48,828 --> 00:22:52,082 just trying our hardest to hurt one another. 634 00:22:54,334 --> 00:22:55,877 I was driving. 635 00:22:55,961 --> 00:23:00,590 I was so pissed off, and I couldn't see straight. 636 00:23:00,674 --> 00:23:02,217 And he was just there. 637 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:04,177 He was just suddenly there out of nowhere, 638 00:23:04,260 --> 00:23:05,762 and I slammed on the brakes. 639 00:23:05,845 --> 00:23:08,598 I slammed on the brakes, but it was too late, man. 640 00:23:10,558 --> 00:23:12,602 It was too late. 641 00:23:14,521 --> 00:23:18,775 That sound, that sound— I can hear it all the time. 642 00:23:18,858 --> 00:23:20,276 I hear it when I'm trying to sleep. 643 00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:22,362 It's like it haunts me. 644 00:23:24,864 --> 00:23:27,659 He was dead. 645 00:23:29,369 --> 00:23:31,663 And what would driving him to the hospital have done? 646 00:23:31,746 --> 00:23:35,625 He was gone. So I just drove and drove. 647 00:23:35,709 --> 00:23:37,836 I just kept driving. 648 00:23:40,505 --> 00:23:43,258 - You got to turn yourself in. - What? 649 00:23:43,341 --> 00:23:45,844 - Bruno, think about the family. 650 00:23:45,885 --> 00:23:47,595 That poor family. 651 00:23:47,679 --> 00:23:49,848 - Jimmy— - What? They need closure. 652 00:23:49,889 --> 00:23:52,434 Uh, Bruno, you can't keep living like this, okay? 653 00:23:52,517 --> 00:23:54,269 It's eating you alive. You're killing yourself. 654 00:23:54,352 --> 00:23:55,979 Look at you—you're on the road all the time. 655 00:23:56,021 --> 00:23:58,648 You're drinking way too much. You're self-medicating. 656 00:23:58,732 --> 00:23:59,774 - You're totally scaring us. 657 00:23:59,858 --> 00:24:01,026 You never want to talk about work. 658 00:24:01,067 --> 00:24:02,318 It's weird. 659 00:24:02,402 --> 00:24:04,446 - The only way through is out. 660 00:24:04,529 --> 00:24:07,032 You've got to turn yourself in, brother. 661 00:24:07,115 --> 00:24:09,242 - [cries, sniffling] 662 00:24:09,325 --> 00:24:10,535 You're right. 663 00:24:10,618 --> 00:24:13,038 I can't live this fucking lie anymore. 664 00:24:13,121 --> 00:24:15,373 Fuck, man. 665 00:24:15,415 --> 00:24:17,667 - I'll call 911, I guess. 666 00:24:17,709 --> 00:24:19,044 - Yeah. 667 00:24:21,588 --> 00:24:23,048 Hello. 668 00:24:23,089 --> 00:24:24,924 I am Kayla Schaefer, 669 00:24:25,008 --> 00:24:28,053 and I am reporting a murder 670 00:24:28,136 --> 00:24:29,888 that my friend did. 671 00:24:38,563 --> 00:24:40,482 - Graham, hello. 672 00:24:40,565 --> 00:24:42,400 - Hey. Come on. 673 00:24:42,442 --> 00:24:44,736 Hello, gorgeous. - Oh, nice to see you again. 674 00:24:44,819 --> 00:24:46,738 Mwah. 675 00:24:46,821 --> 00:24:48,823 You hungry? You want a, uh, piggy? 676 00:24:48,907 --> 00:24:50,909 - Oh, I think I'll pass. - Okay. 677 00:24:52,452 --> 00:24:53,828 Hey, uh, thanks for meeting me here. 678 00:24:53,912 --> 00:24:56,414 - Oh, yeah. You a big, uh, soccer fan? 679 00:24:56,456 --> 00:24:58,416 - Eh... 680 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,752 I own that French team right there in the blue unis. 681 00:25:00,794 --> 00:25:02,087 - Oh. - I'd be there right now, 682 00:25:02,170 --> 00:25:03,755 but it's a lot more important to me 683 00:25:03,838 --> 00:25:06,091 to lock down this deal with you. 684 00:25:06,174 --> 00:25:08,927 - Well, I'll tell you what— once my casino is open, 685 00:25:08,968 --> 00:25:10,470 I'll make sure you have your own seat 686 00:25:10,553 --> 00:25:12,764 at the Diva's sportsbook lounge. 687 00:25:12,847 --> 00:25:14,933 - Okay. So you're in? 688 00:25:14,974 --> 00:25:16,559 - My lawyers looked over the terms, 689 00:25:16,643 --> 00:25:19,979 and they gave it the okay. - Ah. Yes! 690 00:25:20,063 --> 00:25:22,816 Eulogies everywhere just got a whole lot fucking funnier. 691 00:25:22,899 --> 00:25:24,609 - You are gonna make 692 00:25:24,651 --> 00:25:26,111 so many people funny. - Oh, well... 693 00:25:26,152 --> 00:25:29,114 - And I bet pretty soon you're gonna be using it 694 00:25:29,197 --> 00:25:30,615 to write your own material. 695 00:25:30,657 --> 00:25:32,617 - Oh, well, I doubt that. 696 00:25:32,659 --> 00:25:34,744 - Well, you are... 697 00:25:34,786 --> 00:25:36,955 'cause it's gonna be so good, you're gonna want to. 698 00:25:36,996 --> 00:25:38,623 - No, I don't think so. 699 00:25:38,665 --> 00:25:40,291 - Mm, yes, you will, 700 00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:41,960 'cause everyone's gonna be using it. 701 00:25:42,001 --> 00:25:43,753 So, if you want to keep up with the other comedians, 702 00:25:43,837 --> 00:25:44,963 you're gonna have to. 703 00:25:45,046 --> 00:25:46,589 - But I want to write the jokes. 704 00:25:46,673 --> 00:25:48,424 - Mm-hmm. - I like doing the work. 705 00:25:48,508 --> 00:25:50,760 - So you're telling me that if you got stuck on a punch line 706 00:25:50,802 --> 00:25:53,388 and you had a tool at your disposal to help you with that, 707 00:25:53,471 --> 00:25:55,598 you wouldn't use it? - Absolutely not. 708 00:25:55,682 --> 00:25:56,933 There's no shortcut. 709 00:25:57,016 --> 00:25:59,561 - Yeah, but here's the thing— there is. 710 00:25:59,644 --> 00:26:01,646 I created it. You're welcome. 711 00:26:01,729 --> 00:26:03,565 - Well, okay, fine. Yes, there is. 712 00:26:03,648 --> 00:26:06,776 But using that shortcut then makes it something else. 713 00:26:06,860 --> 00:26:08,570 It makes it not art. 714 00:26:08,653 --> 00:26:10,989 - Um, I'm sorry, but your joke 715 00:26:11,030 --> 00:26:14,367 about laser hair removal is art? 716 00:26:14,450 --> 00:26:15,785 - Okay, you're right. 717 00:26:15,869 --> 00:26:17,829 It's pretentious to call it art. 718 00:26:17,912 --> 00:26:21,166 But that "laser hair removal" joke is something I arrived 719 00:26:21,249 --> 00:26:23,543 at after trying a million other versions. 720 00:26:23,626 --> 00:26:25,378 Every time that joke didn't work, 721 00:26:25,461 --> 00:26:28,173 not only did I make it better, but it made me a comedian... 722 00:26:28,256 --> 00:26:29,799 - Mm-hmm. - Because to become one, 723 00:26:29,883 --> 00:26:32,177 you have to do it and fail and do it and fail 724 00:26:32,260 --> 00:26:35,680 over and over and over until you figure out who you are. 725 00:26:35,722 --> 00:26:37,682 - Lady, stop squawking at me. 726 00:26:37,765 --> 00:26:39,893 All I'm trying to do 727 00:26:39,976 --> 00:26:42,812 is make your life easier. 728 00:26:42,896 --> 00:26:44,480 - But it shouldn't be. 729 00:26:44,564 --> 00:26:46,608 Why are you trying to optimize the creative process? 730 00:26:46,691 --> 00:26:48,026 I mean, that's one of the things 731 00:26:48,109 --> 00:26:49,694 we've actually figured out— we're good there. 732 00:26:49,777 --> 00:26:51,029 You know, and we have been ever since 733 00:26:51,112 --> 00:26:53,114 cavemen told stories about bears. 734 00:26:53,198 --> 00:26:55,617 I mean, fix the ozone, come up with a cure for cancer. 735 00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:57,202 - Oh, my God, cancer again. 736 00:26:57,243 --> 00:26:58,661 Look, it sounds a little bit 737 00:26:58,703 --> 00:27:00,705 like you don't really respect QuikScribbl. 738 00:27:00,788 --> 00:27:01,956 - I respect your business acumen. 739 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,708 I do, I do, but art is only art 740 00:27:03,791 --> 00:27:05,335 because of the humanity behind it. 741 00:27:05,418 --> 00:27:07,462 - Plenty of artists are already using it. 742 00:27:07,545 --> 00:27:08,880 - Well, fine. That's their right. 743 00:27:08,922 --> 00:27:10,715 It doesn't mean I have to respect them. 744 00:27:10,757 --> 00:27:13,760 - Oh, excuse me, I didn't know Shakespeare had a beehive. 745 00:27:13,843 --> 00:27:16,054 - [scoffs, laughing] 746 00:27:16,137 --> 00:27:18,723 Oh, okay, that was good. That was good. 747 00:27:18,765 --> 00:27:21,059 See, you came up with that all by yourself. 748 00:27:21,100 --> 00:27:23,269 Aren't you proud? 749 00:27:23,353 --> 00:27:25,230 Yeah, this is clearly not gonna work. 750 00:27:25,271 --> 00:27:27,232 - Yeah, guess not. - Take care. 751 00:27:27,315 --> 00:27:28,858 - Okay, you take care, too. 752 00:27:28,942 --> 00:27:30,276 You know what, lady? 753 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:33,363 I can get any comic I want to train my AI. 754 00:27:33,446 --> 00:27:35,531 "Kill Tony" said he'd do it for free. 755 00:27:35,615 --> 00:27:37,075 - Yeah, you do that. 756 00:27:37,158 --> 00:27:40,078 By the way, one of your guys just scored an own goal. 757 00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:41,871 - Ah, fuck! 758 00:27:41,955 --> 00:27:44,332 Fuck. 759 00:27:44,415 --> 00:27:46,417 What? - Chill out, man. 760 00:27:46,459 --> 00:27:47,752 - Just watch the game. 761 00:27:57,512 --> 00:27:59,889 - What are you doing out here? 762 00:28:01,349 --> 00:28:04,185 Listening to the crickets while I write... 763 00:28:04,269 --> 00:28:06,521 watching the stars, communing with nature, 764 00:28:06,604 --> 00:28:08,564 you know, while I still can. 765 00:28:13,653 --> 00:28:16,281 - You get your blood money? 766 00:28:16,364 --> 00:28:18,116 - No. 767 00:28:18,199 --> 00:28:20,910 I decided against it. 768 00:28:20,994 --> 00:28:23,621 - Are you serious? - Yes. 769 00:28:23,705 --> 00:28:26,124 - Yes! Whoo! 770 00:28:26,165 --> 00:28:28,001 Score one for the good guys! 771 00:28:28,084 --> 00:28:30,461 I am so glad I got through to you. 772 00:28:30,503 --> 00:28:32,505 - No, no, this was an amoral decision 773 00:28:32,588 --> 00:28:34,966 based on a nerd being a loser to me. 774 00:28:35,049 --> 00:28:37,593 - If you say so. - Oh, please. 775 00:28:37,677 --> 00:28:39,470 This was not all you. 776 00:28:39,554 --> 00:28:41,514 If I was that susceptible to your influence, 777 00:28:41,597 --> 00:28:43,141 I would have become a communist 778 00:28:43,182 --> 00:28:45,143 the moment you first darkened my doorstep. 779 00:28:45,184 --> 00:28:47,687 - Whatever. - Oh, God. 780 00:28:49,689 --> 00:28:51,566 All right. 781 00:28:51,649 --> 00:28:53,651 Now that that's behind us, 782 00:28:53,693 --> 00:28:56,154 let's see if we can tackle the real existential problem 783 00:28:56,195 --> 00:28:57,822 of our time. - Hmm. 784 00:28:57,864 --> 00:29:00,491 - This goddamn opening joke. - Oh, yeah. 785 00:29:00,533 --> 00:29:03,578 I've been, uh—I've been working on a couple things. 786 00:29:03,661 --> 00:29:05,163 Check that out. 787 00:29:09,876 --> 00:29:11,753 - Oof. - Okay. 788 00:29:11,836 --> 00:29:13,629 Guess I didn't figure it out. 789 00:29:13,713 --> 00:29:16,841 - Well, no, but that's okay. 790 00:29:16,883 --> 00:29:18,468 We will... 791 00:29:18,551 --> 00:29:21,971 or we won't, you know, but at least it'll be on us. 792 00:29:22,055 --> 00:29:23,973 - Hell, yeah. 793 00:29:26,267 --> 00:29:27,810 I got to be honest— 794 00:29:27,852 --> 00:29:29,312 I haven't written anything in, like, 30 minutes. 795 00:29:29,354 --> 00:29:31,147 I accidentally dropped my pen in the pond. 796 00:29:33,816 --> 00:29:37,278 But I've been thinking. 797 00:29:39,822 --> 00:29:43,910 - Housekeeping. 798 00:29:49,082 --> 00:29:51,959 Okay. 799 00:29:53,211 --> 00:29:55,004 - Oh, my God! Why— - Oh, oh! 800 00:29:55,088 --> 00:29:57,048 - Oh, my God! - Where are my clothes? 801 00:29:57,090 --> 00:29:58,966 Where are my clothes? - I'm sorry. 802 00:29:59,050 --> 00:30:00,843 - Did we have sex? - No! 803 00:30:00,927 --> 00:30:02,136 - Well, then why am I naked? 804 00:30:02,220 --> 00:30:03,388 Oh, my God, did Kayla and I have sex? 805 00:30:03,471 --> 00:30:05,056 - Who's Kayla? - My partner! 806 00:30:05,098 --> 00:30:07,642 - Then wouldn't it be okay if you had sex? 807 00:30:07,725 --> 00:30:09,352 - No! She's my business partner. 808 00:30:09,435 --> 00:30:10,728 This is a work trip. 809 00:30:10,770 --> 00:30:12,230 - What is going on? 810 00:30:12,271 --> 00:30:14,565 Did you guys have sex? No! 811 00:30:14,649 --> 00:30:17,402 - Okay, well, he's naked. You got to give him privacy. 812 00:30:17,443 --> 00:30:19,237 Come on. 813 00:30:19,278 --> 00:30:22,073 So weird. What is up with this hotel? 814 00:30:22,115 --> 00:30:24,242 - Kayla, what happened last night? 815 00:30:24,283 --> 00:30:26,411 - Well, we convinced Bruno 816 00:30:26,494 --> 00:30:28,371 to turn himself in after a hit-and-run. 817 00:30:28,454 --> 00:30:30,039 That was crazy. - Oh, my God. 818 00:30:30,123 --> 00:30:31,791 Fuck, that's right. And then what? 819 00:30:31,874 --> 00:30:34,127 - And then the last Long Island really got you. 820 00:30:34,210 --> 00:30:35,795 You could barely walk. 821 00:30:35,878 --> 00:30:38,965 It was kind of sweet seeing you so vulnerable like that. 822 00:30:39,048 --> 00:30:41,092 Then we found out that the hotel has bedbugs. 823 00:30:41,134 --> 00:30:42,427 - Bedbugs? 824 00:30:42,468 --> 00:30:44,053 Oh! Oh! Oh, my— - I know. 825 00:30:44,137 --> 00:30:47,098 I—I was like, bedbugs are real? 826 00:30:47,140 --> 00:30:48,891 We freaked out. We burned all our clothes. 827 00:30:48,975 --> 00:30:52,061 - You burned our clothes? - We burned our clothes. 828 00:30:52,145 --> 00:30:54,230 You were the one that lit the first match, honey. 829 00:30:54,313 --> 00:30:56,774 - Why did you let me sleep here if there are bedbugs? 830 00:30:56,816 --> 00:30:58,276 - Let you? 831 00:30:58,317 --> 00:30:59,902 I don't let you do anything. 832 00:30:59,944 --> 00:31:03,114 I'm not in charge of anyone's actions but my own. 833 00:31:03,156 --> 00:31:05,283 I am really getting it. 834 00:31:05,324 --> 00:31:07,118 - Oh, my God, no wonder you were so itchy. 835 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,786 Of course there were bedbugs. 836 00:31:08,870 --> 00:31:11,456 - Anyways, I got us new clothes at Sassafras. 837 00:31:11,497 --> 00:31:13,541 - What the fuck is Sassafras? 838 00:31:13,624 --> 00:31:15,751 - It's a teen clothing store for girls. 839 00:31:15,835 --> 00:31:17,295 It's the only place that was open, 840 00:31:17,336 --> 00:31:19,464 but they have some really cute stuff in there. 841 00:31:19,547 --> 00:31:21,883 It's also so important for girls in the community 842 00:31:21,966 --> 00:31:23,509 to have a place that they can go, 843 00:31:23,593 --> 00:31:26,012 get cute stuff that doesn't sexualize them. 844 00:31:26,095 --> 00:31:27,597 - I don't care. Good for them. 845 00:31:27,638 --> 00:31:29,348 - You should care. I talked to Mandy about it. 846 00:31:29,432 --> 00:31:31,601 - Who the fuck is Mandy, and why are we talking about her? 847 00:31:31,684 --> 00:31:33,436 - The owner of Sassafras! 848 00:31:33,478 --> 00:31:35,646 She is a small-business owner, and you just yelled about her! 849 00:31:35,688 --> 00:31:38,107 - Okay, I'm sure she's lovely. I just want to get dressed. 850 00:31:38,191 --> 00:31:39,859 This is highly inappropriate, Kayla. 851 00:31:39,942 --> 00:31:42,111 - Okay, here, here's your clothes. 852 00:31:42,195 --> 00:31:43,863 Put it on. 853 00:31:43,946 --> 00:31:46,449 Last time I ever help you with anything. 854 00:31:46,532 --> 00:31:49,118 Just kidding. 855 00:31:49,202 --> 00:31:50,828 Hurry up, We're gonna miss the flight. 856 00:31:50,870 --> 00:31:52,622 - Oh. 857 00:31:57,210 --> 00:31:59,504 - Oh, my God, are you sure we're walking the right way? 858 00:31:59,587 --> 00:32:01,130 - I think so. Where the F is it? 859 00:32:01,214 --> 00:32:03,007 I swear I parked here. 860 00:32:03,049 --> 00:32:04,842 - We've been walking forever, and these stupid Sugar Floaties 861 00:32:04,926 --> 00:32:06,511 are giving me horrible blisters. 862 00:32:06,594 --> 00:32:10,348 - Get over it. You look good. 863 00:32:10,389 --> 00:32:12,517 - Oh, no, it's Deborah. 864 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,602 I'm gonna have to tell her about Bruno. 865 00:32:14,685 --> 00:32:16,020 Hey. - Hey. 866 00:32:16,062 --> 00:32:17,355 I know you've been working 867 00:32:17,438 --> 00:32:19,524 on getting us Bruno Fox for the Diva, 868 00:32:19,607 --> 00:32:21,359 but I've changed my mind. 869 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,528 - Oh, no. Why? 870 00:32:23,569 --> 00:32:25,696 - We're scaling way back. 871 00:32:25,738 --> 00:32:27,740 I selflessly have given up 872 00:32:27,823 --> 00:32:29,742 on the idea of erecting a giant statue of myself. 873 00:32:29,825 --> 00:32:31,202 It—it's a tragedy. 874 00:32:31,244 --> 00:32:33,371 Jimmy, you should have seen the breasts. 875 00:32:33,454 --> 00:32:37,166 And we are scrapping the whole idea of a big theater entirely. 876 00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:39,544 Instead it's gonna be a proper comedy club— 877 00:32:39,585 --> 00:32:41,379 you know, intimate, old school, 878 00:32:41,420 --> 00:32:43,214 you know, a place where emerging comics 879 00:32:43,256 --> 00:32:45,383 have a chance to hone their voices. 880 00:32:45,466 --> 00:32:47,176 - I actually think that's really cool. 881 00:32:47,218 --> 00:32:49,345 - Great. Well, I hope you didn't go to any trouble. 882 00:32:49,428 --> 00:32:51,013 - Oh, no. 883 00:32:51,097 --> 00:32:52,723 No trouble at all. - Good. 884 00:32:52,807 --> 00:32:54,892 Okay, Let's talk soon. - Bye. 885 00:32:54,934 --> 00:32:57,228 Well, she doesn't want Bruno. 886 00:32:57,270 --> 00:32:59,397 So I guess we got bedbugs for nothing. 887 00:32:59,438 --> 00:33:02,066 - Oh, I think that's it! Yes! 888 00:33:02,108 --> 00:33:03,693 - Oh, thank God. 889 00:33:03,776 --> 00:33:05,570 - My car! - Hey! 890 00:33:05,653 --> 00:33:07,196 Hey, wait! Wait, wait! 891 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:08,990 We paid for parking. Wait. 892 00:33:09,073 --> 00:33:11,993 - Daddy? What the hell? 893 00:33:12,076 --> 00:33:15,246 - My God, have you no dignity? Cover up. 894 00:33:15,329 --> 00:33:17,415 - Uh, I am covered. It's a full blouse. 895 00:33:17,456 --> 00:33:18,749 - I'm talking to Jimmy. 896 00:33:18,833 --> 00:33:20,668 You look like two Hannah Montanas. 897 00:33:20,751 --> 00:33:21,919 - Hannah Montana was two people, 898 00:33:21,961 --> 00:33:23,671 you fucking moron. 899 00:33:23,754 --> 00:33:26,090 We got bedbugs, and we had to go to Sassafras. 900 00:33:26,173 --> 00:33:28,426 - What about the chokers? - They complete the look. 901 00:33:28,467 --> 00:33:29,719 - Apparently, they complete the look. 902 00:33:29,802 --> 00:33:32,597 - Mm, I'm taking your Porsche back, Kayla. 903 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,474 - What? You can't take back a 31st-birthday gift, 904 00:33:35,558 --> 00:33:36,726 you crazy psycho! 905 00:33:36,809 --> 00:33:38,269 - See, I heard what you did. 906 00:33:38,352 --> 00:33:40,771 You talked Bruno into turning himself in. 907 00:33:40,855 --> 00:33:42,565 Why didn't you just leverage it, 908 00:33:42,648 --> 00:33:43,941 offer to keep his secret 909 00:33:43,983 --> 00:33:46,110 if he did your stupid fucking residency? 910 00:33:46,152 --> 00:33:48,237 - It's about closure for the family! 911 00:33:48,321 --> 00:33:51,782 - Well, losing your car is just the beginning, Kayla. 912 00:33:51,824 --> 00:33:53,826 You see, our most valuable asset— 913 00:33:53,909 --> 00:33:55,494 it's not our money. 914 00:33:55,578 --> 00:33:58,581 It is the Schaefer family name, and you are sullying it. 915 00:33:58,664 --> 00:34:00,750 - Whatever. Who cares? 916 00:34:00,791 --> 00:34:03,544 - I'm not paying for your bullshit anymore. 917 00:34:03,628 --> 00:34:06,255 Your trust fund's gone. - Wait, what? 918 00:34:06,339 --> 00:34:07,965 - And say goodbye to your fancy office. 919 00:34:08,007 --> 00:34:12,553 Good luck running your pathetic fucking company now. 920 00:34:12,637 --> 00:34:14,930 Let's go! 921 00:34:20,519 --> 00:34:22,063 - Fuck!