1 00:00:05,297 --> 00:00:06,797 That is just one of the color palettes 2 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:08,299 that we're considering right at the moment. 3 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:09,926 Anyway, this is what I've been thinking. 4 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:12,178 We start out in pitch blackness 5 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:14,639 and then suddenly, we hear Verdi's "Requiem." 6 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,140 Damien. 7 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:26,651 A large sequined coffin is carried out across the stage, 8 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:28,194 set down gently. 9 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:30,863 Suddenly, our pallbearers strip off their suits, 10 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:33,199 revealing they are the Knicks dancers. 11 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,326 All... all short brunettes. 12 00:00:35,327 --> 00:00:38,996 Okay, then I rise from the coffin, into the air, 13 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,831 decked out in a custom Schiaparelli 14 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:43,501 ball gag and straitjacket. 15 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:45,670 What do you think? Because I'm gagged. 16 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:47,505 Wow, wow, wow. 17 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:49,090 Lots of bells and whistles, huh? 18 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:50,841 Oh, hi, Amanda. 19 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:53,344 If it's my safety you're worried about, please don't be. 20 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:55,513 We're in talks with Pink's aerial team. 21 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:57,848 Oh, no, no, it's not your safety I'm worried about. 22 00:00:57,849 --> 00:00:59,850 We need an audience. We need butts in seats. 23 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:01,352 Of course. Of course. 24 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:03,064 So we need to schedule your press conference 25 00:01:03,088 --> 00:01:05,481 so you can announce your on sale date for your tickets. 26 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:07,358 Oh, I can't do that. 27 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:08,985 You busy? 28 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:11,153 No, no, I'm not allowed to perform 29 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:13,072 or appear publicly until the day of the show. 30 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,032 Well, no, everybody does something 31 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:16,659 to announce their on sale date. 32 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:19,704 Billy Joel drove his boat all the way around Manhattan. 33 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:21,116 - Wow. - Yeah. 34 00:01:21,141 --> 00:01:22,873 Turns out you can get pulled over in the sea. 35 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:24,709 Well, don't worry. 36 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:27,128 Me and my team will come up with something out of the box. 37 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:29,589 Believe me, we are total... total professionals. 38 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:32,216 Hi, Amanda. Mm. 39 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:33,342 I love your necklace. 40 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:34,760 - It's really cute. - Oh. 41 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:37,346 Just testing out the gear for my girl here. 42 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:39,223 Fits like a glove. 43 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:40,766 Oh, will you unbuckle me? 44 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,315 - Hurry. - Wow. 45 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:48,733 - Damien. - Yeah. 46 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:49,942 It's actually kind of an emergency. 47 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,736 Mm. Okay. 48 00:01:57,909 --> 00:02:00,244 Oh, this is so sad. 49 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:01,537 It's like the time my nanny 50 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:02,955 moved out of our house for good. 51 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,457 Ruined my high school graduation. 52 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:05,583 I don't like this either, okay? 53 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:06,959 I love this office. 54 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,878 But we just can't afford it anymore. 55 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,796 Honestly, boss, I don't think getting rid 56 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,089 of this place is even gonna cut it. 57 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,883 We're so in the red right now, 58 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:15,426 our bottom line looks like the soles 59 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:16,761 of one of those Le-boutins. 60 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:19,890 It's Louboutin, but let me see. 61 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,517 Where are all of our Lassie fees? 62 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:25,936 Garnished. Restitution for the victims. 63 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:27,355 Motherfucker. 64 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:29,649 That dog... I hope it's dead. 65 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,275 I'm sorry, but it cost us a ton of money. 66 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:33,110 It's bitten many people, including me. 67 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:34,654 I have a scar. 68 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,322 You know, short shorts are in for men right now, 69 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,115 - and I can't even wear them. - Never mind the shorts. 70 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:40,284 Look at these expenditures, Jimmy. 71 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:43,788 5K a month for a pickleball membership... for what? 72 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:47,124 Bum knees and hip replacements with a bunch of geriatrics? 73 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,876 Not worth the dink! 74 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:50,628 Kids, if we don't tighten our belts, 75 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:52,171 I don't think we're gonna survive to Q4. 76 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,547 That's where we're at right now. 77 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:55,299 Okay. We only joined for face time 78 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,842 with Winnie Landell... I'm gonna cancel that membership. 79 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:58,344 - Okay? - Thank you. Good. 80 00:02:58,345 --> 00:02:59,930 The least we can do. 81 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,057 You do it... 82 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:05,184 put the big flap down first. 83 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:08,604 Put one big flap down and one big flap up. 84 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,815 Small flap down. Big flap down. 85 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:12,441 Scoot it... scooch it in. 86 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,652 Yeah, perfect. 87 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:16,445 The other way. 88 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,155 Yes, yes. 89 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:20,032 Okay. 90 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,869 Okay, the movers will get the rest of this crap tomorrow. 91 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,669 I guess this is it. 92 00:03:58,405 --> 00:03:59,697 Hi. 93 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,031 Um, I need to cancel my membership. 94 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:03,033 - Last name is LuSaque. - Okay. 95 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:04,702 For the Schaefer-LuSaque account? 96 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,162 Yes. 97 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:07,705 Would you and your wife both like to cancel? 98 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,373 She is not my wife, 99 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:10,916 and yeah, we both need to cancel. 100 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,335 Uh, well, we'll just need three endorsements 101 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:15,379 from members in good standing to cancel. 102 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,716 You need me to get an endorsement to cancel? 103 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:20,885 Yes. And a notarized signature 104 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:21,927 from you and your wife. 105 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,554 Jimmy! 106 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:25,264 Oh, my God. 107 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,557 Adele, hi. 108 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:28,601 Bubbeleh, oh, mwah. 109 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:31,228 It is so kismet I'm running into you. 110 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:33,230 I was just thinking about Gene's stand-up. 111 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:35,733 That bit he did about how every member of Fleetwood Mac 112 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:37,109 was always dressed for different weather... 113 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,402 so good. 114 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:39,904 And he always said 115 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:42,114 if he hadn't been managed by your dad, 116 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,033 he would have been bagging groceries. 117 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,701 Well, it's so nice to hear his voice now 118 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,578 in those Arby's ads. 119 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:49,580 You hear his voice too? 120 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:52,666 No... well, yes, in those commercials. 121 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:54,168 His voice is in those Arby's ads. 122 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:56,003 - You have to tell them. - Who? 123 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:57,421 - Wha... - My kids! 124 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:58,589 You have to tell them 125 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:00,800 that you hear Gene's voice too, 126 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,593 that I am not crazy, 127 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,970 and that I can live in my own home! 128 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,306 - Oh, Adele, I just... - Laura, honey, honey, 129 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,433 Jimmy LuSaque hears Daddy's voice too. 130 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,811 I-I... oh, hel... hi, Laura? 131 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,312 - Hi. - Mr. LuSaque? 132 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,438 Yeah. C-could you hold on for one second? 133 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:15,940 I'll be right back. Um, 134 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:17,900 I might need an endorsement... yes? 135 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,944 - Big old update for you. - Great. 136 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:22,947 The passport we have on file expires within six months, 137 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:24,825 so you'll have to renew that first. 138 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:29,119 I have to renew my federal passport 139 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,121 before I can cancel a pickleball club membership? 140 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,540 Mm-hmm, and your wife's. 141 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:34,667 - She's not my wife. Okay? - Jimmy! 142 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,545 I-I'm sorry, I gotta go save someone from a home. 143 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:38,838 Excuse me. 144 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:39,839 - Here. Yeah. - Sorry. Thank you. 145 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,465 Hey, Laura, it's Jim... yes. 146 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:44,134 No. No, no, no, my dad used to represent your dad. 147 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:51,475 Hi, I'm comedy icon Deborah Vance, 148 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:53,435 and here's the 411. 149 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:55,563 This huge corporation tried to cramp my style, 150 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,648 but I said as if. 151 00:05:57,649 --> 00:06:00,526 So now I'm doing a show at Madison Square Garden. 152 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:02,194 So get your tickets today. 153 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,738 It's gonna be all that and a bag of chips. 154 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:07,408 And if you don't wanna come, honey, talk to the hand, 155 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:08,993 'cause the face ain't listening. 156 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,160 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 157 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:12,663 Cut, cut, cut, cut. 158 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,331 What... what was that? What was that? 159 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:16,292 All that and a bag of chips? That's not in here. 160 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,335 I made a few changes because some of this dialogue, 161 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:20,462 I would never say. 162 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:23,841 Well, I am Deborah Vance, and I would say that. 163 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:26,552 What I would never say is talk to the hand. 164 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:29,139 Well, we're different Deborahs. 165 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,182 Excuse me? 166 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:33,350 I'm '90s Deborah. 167 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:34,727 You're current-day Deborah. 168 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,020 I wouldn't even know how to begin 169 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:37,688 to be a contemporary Deborah. 170 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,106 I'd have to get a new breastplate, 171 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:41,859 rethink my padding tits to taint. 172 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,235 Okay. 173 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,738 I just need you to say these words 174 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,531 so that people will go to my website 175 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:49,700 and buy tickets to my show. 176 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:52,077 What the fuck is a website? Clinton's in office. 177 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,245 Lady, what the fuck are you talking about? 178 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:54,580 You've lost me. 179 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:57,291 Well, I don't care if I've lost you 180 00:06:57,292 --> 00:06:59,251 because you're supposed to be me! 181 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:02,088 If I'm not you, then why am I on the Atkins diet? 182 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,382 Okay. All right. We're gonna shoot this again. 183 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:07,718 Scripted this time. 184 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,596 Someone needs to gather her before I do. 185 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:13,891 What did you say? 186 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:15,184 Nothing. 187 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:16,226 Nothing. 188 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:17,561 Crusty old cunt. 189 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:19,563 Oh, that is it. That is it. 190 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,065 - You're gonna hit a woman? - Hey. Hey! 191 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:23,067 Well, if it's the '90s, it's encouraged! 192 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,902 - No! - Deborah, no! 193 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:27,363 I do not endorse Deborah-on-Deborah violence. 194 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:29,156 You are fired! 195 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:30,991 Fired? I quit! 196 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:32,701 And last I heard, you're gagged, bitch. 197 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:34,495 So good luck announcing your show without me. 198 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:36,121 - Let me go. - Deborah! 199 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,998 Come on. 200 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:39,917 - I'm gonna sue your ass! - Damien. 201 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:41,502 I'll get Johnnie Cochran on you. 202 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:43,754 - Damien, get her out of here. - I'm going! 203 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:45,422 Jesus Christ. 204 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:48,092 Chill. 205 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:49,760 That was never gonna be bold enough anyway. 206 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:51,720 I have to do something myself. 207 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,305 Okay, well, if you can't perform live, 208 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,431 we'll figure something else out. 209 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:55,474 Call The Amazing Steven. 210 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,475 What? 211 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,476 The magician? 212 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,478 No, not any more magic. 213 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,608 Oh, my God. 214 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:05,943 Good morning, J. 215 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:07,277 Why are you here so early? 216 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,279 Why are you here so early? 217 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:12,157 That's not very mi casa es su casa of you. 218 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:14,410 Um, I never said this was su casa. 219 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:15,661 And I'm only asking because you usually 220 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,788 get to the office at 11:30. 221 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:19,915 Also, your snacks suck ass. 222 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,750 Wet chicken and old stinky eggs? 223 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:23,127 Those aren't snacks. 224 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:24,294 Those are my meals for the week. 225 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:25,462 That's labeled Tuesday dinner. 226 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:26,922 Okay, I'm sorry. 227 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:28,465 Okay, I'm trying here. 228 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:29,967 These are the risks of working from home. 229 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:31,301 It's a beautiful day. 230 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:33,303 Oh, good morning. You're here too. 231 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:36,223 Yeah, and I got bad news. 232 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,225 No, what is this? 233 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:39,518 It's for you. 234 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,145 Come on. 235 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:43,023 I can't handle this. 236 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:46,316 Oh, my God. 237 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:47,985 We are being sued by your dad. 238 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,486 What? 239 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:51,321 For $30 million in loss of commissions 240 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:54,158 for tampering with Bruno Fox? 241 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:55,576 All we did was offer him a residency. 242 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:56,910 It's not our fault that he was guilty 243 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:58,328 of vehicular manslaughter. 244 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:00,414 We wanted closure for the family! 245 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:01,832 This is insane. 246 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,500 Oh, my God. 247 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:05,836 He's claiming emotional distress. 248 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:07,504 My daddy doesn't have emotions! 249 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:09,131 Not good, boss. 250 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:11,008 My Uncle Morty faced an emotional distress charge 251 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,843 when he botched a bris. 252 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:14,511 Oh, my God. I'm gonna pass out. 253 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:16,180 All right, this has gone too far. 254 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,681 We need to go and reason with your father right now. 255 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,391 Well, you gotta hurry if you're gonna 256 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,852 - make Deborah's stunt. - Yeah, come on. I'll drive. 257 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:23,854 We could stop at home, and I'll get my cattle prod. 258 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,314 Why do you have a cattle prod? 259 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,566 - For foreplay, Jimmy. Come on! - Ooh! 260 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,651 - You gonna eat those eggs? - No, those are my eggs. 261 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,653 Also, you're not eating them in the car. 262 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:40,537 Well, there it is. The Cube. 263 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,206 Oh, Damien, I need a little touch-up. 264 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:44,124 - Which do you like? - Oh, the Lancôme. 265 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,459 Are you sure about this? 266 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:46,919 I'm sorry, it just doesn't seem safe. 267 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,379 What choice do I have? I can't perform. 268 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:53,592 But The Amazing Steven can pick me out of the audience 269 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,969 as a "volunteer," you know. 270 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:59,389 It's not... it's not some run-of-the-mill 271 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,641 saw-me-in-half trick. 272 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,643 I mean, it's... it's The Cube. 273 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,770 Are you sure you're gonna be okay in there? 274 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,563 You get claustrophobic in condos. 275 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:08,190 I'll be fine. 276 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,275 I mean, they're gonna just hoist me up, you know. 277 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:11,902 I'll be there for an hour. 278 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:13,237 An hour for my hour. 279 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,738 And then I'll disappear 280 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,419 and I'll reappear at the Bellagio Fountain. 281 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:20,202 How's that gonna work? How are you gonna disappear? 282 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:22,454 When he's ready, Steven will activate 283 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,289 a hidden electrical panel in The Cube 284 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,041 that makes it look empty. 285 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,919 Then a prerecorded hologram of me looking fabulous 286 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,963 will appear at the Bellagio Fountain. 287 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,798 - Mm. - Et voilà, 288 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,466 I've magically transported. 289 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,759 I'm sorry, I just don't get how this is 290 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,261 gonna help you sell tickets. 291 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:38,470 'Cause my hologram is gonna be wearing 292 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,305 a T-shirt that says MSG 9/11. 293 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,682 Tickets on sale now. 294 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,600 And then there's a QR code below that 295 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,352 where people can buy tickets as soon as the link 296 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:46,603 goes live at midnight. 297 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,105 Did someone say sorcerer? 298 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:50,607 - Oh, Steven. - No, no, no. 299 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:53,402 Deb, how are ya? You good? Been busy? 300 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:56,113 Are you ready to transcend the physical laws of this universe 301 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:57,990 in the 2018 Merlin Award-winning, 302 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:02,035 death-defying spectacle known only as The Cube? 303 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,620 I've never been more ready. 304 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:07,583 Deb, this stunt is going to be fucking mental. 305 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:10,252 Okay, please. I've had enough magic, okay? 306 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:13,672 Oh, okay. Nonbeliever. My favorite. 307 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,133 Pick a card, ranga. 308 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:17,759 - Pick one. - There we go. 309 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,678 You know, we don't have to do this, okay? 310 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,138 Okay, fine. That's fine. 311 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,098 I recently had a very, very toxic experience 312 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,600 with a magician who I was trying to push further 313 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,185 into sex work, so please, I don't... 314 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,187 All right. We don't have to do it. 315 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,022 - Oh, how'd you... - What? 316 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:34,026 Where did you... hey, where did that... where did you put that? 317 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,444 What did you do? 318 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,279 Where did that go? 319 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,323 - Was that a hologram? - No. 320 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:40,657 See you soon. 321 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,075 - Oh, my God. - It's amazing. 322 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,327 He's incredible. I love him. 323 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,828 - He's the best. - It's crazy. 324 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:45,996 Magic is real. 325 00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,415 Did he put it in his sleeve? 326 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,210 The 405 at 5:00? 327 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,544 No, no, no, I'll take the chopper. 328 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,004 Excuse us, we'll be in and out. 329 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,839 Emotional distress, Daddy. Really? 330 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,883 I mean, come on, Michael. Are you serious about this? 331 00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:01,261 When Bluto went to jail, I couldn't sleep for a week. 332 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,346 - Bluto? - Yeah. 333 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:03,388 The client's name is Bruno. 334 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,514 All right, there, there. 335 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:05,682 You see how messed up I am. 336 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,100 Come on. 337 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,186 You have all these in-house fancy lawyers. 338 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,813 - We just have Corbin... - Bernsen. 339 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,565 Bernsen from "LA Law." 340 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,359 He and my mom dated briefly, and he remembers a lot 341 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:18,237 - of law stuff from the scripts. - Wow. 342 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,696 - We have who we have. - They fought a lot. Whatever. 343 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,365 - We have who we have. - It doesn't matter. 344 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,992 Look, I know you hate me, and I get it, and that's fine, 345 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,535 but this is gonna destroy Kayla. 346 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:26,703 Is that what you really want? 347 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,372 No, it isn't. 348 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,582 Which is why I have an offer for you. 349 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,043 Okay, great. Whatever. What is it? 350 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:37,089 If you allow Latitude to absorb Schaeffer & LuSaque, 351 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,257 I'll drop the lawsuit. 352 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,549 Hell no! 353 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:40,717 Why would you even wanna do that? 354 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,636 I told you when I cut Kayla off, 355 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,221 you're sullying the Schaeffer family name, 356 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,555 and I'm sick of it. 357 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,224 You're blacklisted all over town. 358 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,726 You work out of a hovel on the East Side. 359 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,728 You're a joke. 360 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:55,065 A joke that I don't find funny. 361 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,818 So I suggest you take my offer 362 00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,569 because it's the best you're gonna get. 363 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,321 Uh, yeah, you have a brain worm, honey, 364 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,823 'cause we're not doing that. 365 00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:03,949 Not after all the blood, sweat, and tears 366 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,409 I put into that company. 367 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,910 Wait, we'll... we'll think about it. 368 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,829 - What? - We'll consider it. 369 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,290 Well, you better do your considering in a hurry 370 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,583 'cause there's a clock on this offer. 371 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:17,587 It's 24 hours, starting now. 372 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,464 Okay, we'll... we'll be in touch. 373 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,633 - 24. - Okay. 374 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,899 Ladies and gentlemen, kings and queens, 375 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,943 are we ready for some magic? 376 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,947 Before you is a cube. 377 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,616 A cube that will be suspended 100 feet 378 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,744 above the Las Vegas Strip. 379 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,621 And in it, a volunteer who will be magically 380 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:54,791 transported to the Bellagio Fountain. 381 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:58,670 So who here is brave enough to make history? 382 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,006 Me! 383 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,175 Oh, you with the blonde up-do. 384 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,802 Yeah, come forward. 385 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,220 Oh. 386 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:10,349 Oh, it's Vegas' own Deborah Vance. 387 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,393 How fortuitous. 388 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,604 Let's ride! 389 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:39,002 Deborah is now 100 feet above the Vegas Strip, 390 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,129 and what's going to happen while she's up there 391 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,882 is going to be amazing. 392 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:56,686 Uh, no, that's... that's not part of the illusion. 393 00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,855 It's another blackout! 394 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,108 Shit. 395 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,236 What the... 396 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:10,242 Um, oh, shit. 397 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,910 Shit. Hey. 398 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,203 Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. 399 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,122 What the hell just happened? 400 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,416 I don't know. 401 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,209 It looks like the power's gone out in the whole city 402 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,420 except for hotels with generators. 403 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,880 And glass cubes? 404 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,549 No. 405 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:29,344 Um, well, maybe... maybe you should lower me, then. 406 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:32,431 Well, we can't, because the... the cranes are electric, 407 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,559 so we would need power to... to bring you down. 408 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,935 You gotta... you gotta get me down. 409 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,353 No, we can't, Deb. 410 00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,897 I'm stuck up here 411 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,608 until the power comes back? 412 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,861 Correct. 413 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,779 This is not amazing, Steven. 414 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,282 Don't say that. 415 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,743 There is no way, okay? 416 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:56,163 I know we don't have a lawyer in a pinstriped suit 417 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,331 or, you know, a profitable business. 418 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,584 So what? Who cares? 419 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,752 We will take out a loan on your house 420 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:05,839 or sell your sperm or ask Deborah for money. 421 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:09,009 No way are we asking a client for a loan. 422 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,427 If we can't stay afloat on our commissions, 423 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:11,928 we don't deserve to be in business. 424 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:16,183 Shit, we are running out of battery. 425 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,267 - Wait, what? - Fuck. 426 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:19,436 Are you kidding me? How? 427 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,897 I didn't charge the car, okay? There. 428 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,900 I cannot keep up with all the rules of this horrible machine. 429 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,485 It's an electric car, 430 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,153 and there's only one rule: plug it in at night. 431 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,613 Didn't you see, like, a warning light or a beep? 432 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,239 I'm driving, Jimmy, please. 433 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,949 - I know you're driving. - I can't look at every... 434 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,826 every gadget and button in the car. 435 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,495 It's... oh, my God. 436 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,954 You are losing your voice from yelling at me. 437 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,623 Kayla, we are an hour from Vegas, 438 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,958 and Deborah's already up in The Cube. 439 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,294 I miss my diesel Porsche. 440 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,922 Oh, my God. 441 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:49,841 Hey, gorgie girl, I got onto the fire department. 442 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,635 Oh, thank God. 443 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,054 Unfortunately, they don't have a ladder 444 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,972 that can reach you, and even if they did, 445 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,307 they're busy with other emergencies 446 00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,184 'cause of the outage. 447 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,019 Since you're not injured, they said you're not a priority, 448 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,562 which I think is unfair. 449 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:03,855 I'm a celebrity. 450 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,815 If I'm not a priority, who is? 451 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,652 Nations topple when we lose respect for our icons. 452 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,195 True. 453 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,155 Let me see if I can work my magic. 454 00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:13,657 - Stop. - Sorry. I'm gonna hand 455 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,992 the walkie-talkie to your girlfriend here. 456 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,327 She... 457 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:19,162 Hey, just sit tight. It'll be okay. 458 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,997 Look, Ava... Ava, I gotta get out of here. 459 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,207 My makeup is melting. 460 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,042 - I look insane. - Oh, okay. 461 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,710 Well, you know, Pamela Anderson doesn't even wear makeup. 462 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:28,380 Do not mention Pamela Anderson anymore! 463 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,632 I am trying to beat crash-out allegations. 464 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,342 I do not need to look like a freak show 465 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,177 dangling 150 feet above the Strip! 466 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,845 Okay, okay. Don't worry, okay? 467 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,514 The crowd is dispersing. 468 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,015 Everybody's focused on their own emergencies, okay? 469 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,183 Just stay calm. 470 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,226 Chill. 471 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,394 Go to your happy place. 472 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,187 Neiman Marcus, 90% off. 473 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,564 Okay, okay. 474 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,898 Excuse me, doll. 475 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,817 Great news, Deb. 476 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,736 I have a mate who's part of Cirque Du Soleil, 477 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,947 and they have one of those big bouncy trampolines, 478 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:56,116 you know, the handheld ones. 479 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:59,369 You could land on that if you're willing to jump. 480 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,621 You would have to sign a pretty massive waiver. 481 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,081 Thoughts? 482 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,125 Jesus! 483 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:06,543 No... 484 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:07,961 Yeah, okay. She's not a jumper. 485 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,005 That's fair. 486 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:15,218 You're looking skinny, though, up there. 487 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,762 Skinny bitch. 488 00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:36,906 Come in, Ava. 489 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,743 Go for Ava. 490 00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,953 I have two things to say. 491 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:46,458 One, if I ever get out of here, 492 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,543 we need to take a vacation. 493 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,087 Okay, like, do you mean like last time you said 494 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,756 let's take a vacation and then we did nine shows a week 495 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,507 at a Singapore casino, or... 496 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:57,970 No, a real vacation. 497 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,514 Okay. 498 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,184 I'd love to. 499 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:06,895 And... and what's two? 500 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,230 - I have to pee. - Oh, shit. Okay. 501 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,232 Well, The Cube looks like it's at a slight angle. 502 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,027 You could go in the corner and let Miss Gravity do her thing. 503 00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:15,362 Oh, my God. 504 00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:18,198 Totally a bad idea. 505 00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:19,616 What about your shoes? 506 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:20,992 Absolutely not. 507 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,162 I'm not gonna urinate in my shoes. 508 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,873 You got a better idea? 509 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:32,420 This has to be the stupidest thing I've ever done. 510 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,964 And I went on a date with Saddam Hussein. 511 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,508 Wha... you told me you said no. 512 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,134 Well, I lied. It was the '80s. 513 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,303 He was good then. 514 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,681 You'd have loved him. He was bisexual. 515 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,307 Huh. 516 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:45,934 Do you think this is karma, 517 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:50,021 you know, for all those Baby Jessica well jokes? 518 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,356 Uh, no, it's not karma. 519 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,149 I would say it's probably climate change. 520 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,318 You know that thing I've been banging on about. 521 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,696 Blackouts are gonna happen more and more. 522 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:01,157 Why do I do this to myself? 523 00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:05,412 Um, because you told the world and Amanda Weinberger 524 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,997 that you were gonna sell out MSG, so you needed eyeballs. 525 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:10,625 I could have just, you know, 526 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:14,421 posted a screenshot of a notes app or a photo 527 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,507 or made the Katya video work. 528 00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,509 Something less insane than this. 529 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,886 Well, you needed to break through and grab attention, 530 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:25,390 and they put a muzzle on you, so you did what you had to do. 531 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:28,184 You know, I think you do your best work when you're 532 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:31,146 backed up against the wall... or cube. 533 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:34,023 Yeah. 534 00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:37,485 How ironic. 535 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:41,698 I've been trying to make my obituary less embarrassing. 536 00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:44,367 Now it'll probably say Deborah Vance died 537 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,661 next to a shoe full of her own piss. 538 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,750 At least it's a funnier one. 539 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:03,261 I've just... I've been trying so hard to not seem crazy. 540 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:07,557 Now I seem extra crazy. 541 00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,726 Deborah, you don't seem crazy. 542 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:11,144 You are crazy. 543 00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:12,479 Hey! 544 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,730 You got in a glass box, 545 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:15,273 and you're hanging from the sky 546 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,650 above the Las Vegas Strip to promote a comedy show. 547 00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:19,486 You're crazy for your work, 548 00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,112 and you will do anything for it, 549 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,406 and that is fucking cool. 550 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,158 So fuck it if anyone sees you. 551 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:30,872 Also, no one's paying attention, 552 00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:32,415 for the most part. 553 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:34,751 There's a lot of other stuff going on, 554 00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:36,419 and blackouts don't last long. 555 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,088 You're not in that much danger. 556 00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:45,887 But what if people thought I was? 557 00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:47,472 What? 558 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,808 Okay, get Damien. Get my phone. 559 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,936 Call Danny at Channel 6 and get Mayor Joe. 560 00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:54,229 Oh, okay. 561 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,230 Now! 562 00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:58,107 Damien! 563 00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:04,948 Are you pushing? 564 00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:05,991 I am pushing. 565 00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:11,371 I need a break. I'm sorry. 566 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:14,041 Okay, okay, take a break. 567 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,510 I can't do it. 568 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,804 I can't give in to my dad. 569 00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:30,515 You think I wanna go back to Latitude, 570 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:33,935 a place where if I come in early, they call me a loser? 571 00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:35,687 And if I come in late, they say I was jerkin' it? 572 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:36,938 No, I don't. 573 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,982 So why the heck are we doing it? 574 00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:41,860 For our clients. 575 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,112 I mean, do you wanna fight this thing 576 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:45,530 because you think it's the right thing to do 577 00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,615 - or for your ego? - Ego! 578 00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:53,121 Okay, well, look, we don't have the funds to fight it. 579 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:56,791 And even if we did, it's not the right thing for the talent. 580 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,167 We're blacklisted. 581 00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:00,336 We can't get new business. 582 00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:03,214 If we go back, at least we'll be protected 583 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,008 by the Latitude name. 584 00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:07,094 And more importantly, our clients will be protected. 585 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:13,142 But then... but then Latitude gets to be the winners. 586 00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:20,106 And my dad gets to keep us under his big thumb. 587 00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,525 It's not fair. 588 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,237 He's been doing this to me my whole life, 589 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,282 and now he's doing it to my best friend. 590 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,619 You do so much for Deborah, 591 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,203 and you're not gonna get any credit. 592 00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:35,997 He's gonna get all the credit. 593 00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:38,583 Is it really worth it? 594 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:46,049 You know, when I was a kid, I loved TV and movies. 595 00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:48,384 It's all I wanted to do, but... 596 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:51,012 I'm just not creative like that. 597 00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:54,223 My talent is helping talent. 598 00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:56,267 When they win, I feel like I've won. 599 00:23:56,268 --> 00:24:00,730 But the only way that we can do that now 600 00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:02,942 is if we go with Latitude. 601 00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:07,279 Okay. 602 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:10,449 Are you sure? 603 00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:13,410 Yeah. 604 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:18,581 I'm sorry Schaeffer & LuSaque didn't work out, 605 00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:21,627 but it was really fun while it lasted. 606 00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:27,465 Do you wanna know why I got into the business? 607 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,758 Why? 608 00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:30,510 To hang out with you. 609 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,722 Thanks. 610 00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:37,601 - I love you. - I love you too. 611 00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:41,104 All right, pull it together! 612 00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:44,273 We gotta get this car to the charging station. 613 00:24:47,778 --> 00:24:49,737 Also, my hammies are really sore. 614 00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:51,447 I'm gonna need you to rub out my ass later. 615 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:52,615 Okay. 616 00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:57,286 Deborah, here we come! 617 00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:00,456 Breaking news, 618 00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:02,083 disgraced comedian Deborah Vance is trapped. 619 00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:04,085 Breaking tonight, former "Late Night" host 620 00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:05,628 Deborah Vance is trapped... 621 00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:07,255 Sources on the ground tell us there's no way 622 00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:08,673 to get her down. 623 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,633 And we'll keep you updated with the latest. 624 00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:13,511 Citizens of Las Vegas, it brings me no pleasure 625 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:17,015 to announce that my very dear friend Deborah Vance 626 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,850 is hanging precariously above the Strip 627 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:20,685 with seemingly no way out. 628 00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:22,478 I've reached out to the fire department 629 00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:23,896 and the police department. 630 00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:25,690 I reached out to my strong friends 631 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:28,901 at Thunder Down Under to see if they could catch her, 632 00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:31,029 but they left me on read. 633 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:32,697 This is a time-sensitive situation 634 00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:34,198 that we are in right now. 635 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:36,993 If the power doesn't return by morning 636 00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:39,495 and then that scorching Vegas sun 637 00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:41,622 rises on that glass cube, 638 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:44,292 Deborah's gonna be fried like an egg in less than 30 minutes. 639 00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:48,212 She's gonna be burned alive. 640 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,673 But I want everyone to rest easy 641 00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:54,302 because if that were to happen or if she should fall, 642 00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:57,805 I am prepared to shoot while she's in the air 643 00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:59,724 before she hits the ground. 644 00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:01,142 She's not gonna be suffering in a vegetative state 645 00:26:01,143 --> 00:26:02,894 for months and months. 646 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:06,856 She's gonna be dead before impact. 647 00:26:06,857 --> 00:26:10,068 'Cause I love her. And I love you. 648 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,903 God bless and God bless America. 649 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,362 Your microphone smells weird. 650 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,533 Oh, look at her. 651 00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:19,702 She's looking faint and frail. 652 00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:21,746 Ladies and gentlemen, this might be another woman 653 00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:23,539 dead on the Vegas Strip. 654 00:26:43,352 --> 00:26:47,063 Oh, she's announcing tickets for her new show. 655 00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:50,066 Good idea. 656 00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:01,911 I'm stayin' alive, y'all. 657 00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:06,457 Y'all is back. What is that about? 658 00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:11,462 Wow. 659 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:13,339 Wow. Would you look at that? 660 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:15,633 She's still working to entertain you. 661 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:19,011 She's always a consummate professional. 662 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:20,930 Now, if she were gonna live, I would definitely 663 00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:23,724 wanna go see her at Madison Square Gardens, am I right? 664 00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:25,365 But she's not. She's definitely gonna die. 665 00:27:27,938 --> 00:27:30,439 Wow. Boy, she's sexy, huh? 666 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,233 Oh, you know what? I'm fairly certain 667 00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:34,569 that's a traditional clown Mexican dance... 668 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:37,363 or Mexican clown dance. I hope I didn't offend anybody. 669 00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:39,365 We love our Mexican community in Vegas. 670 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,453 - Okay. Where are they? - Excuse me. 671 00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:46,122 - I'm so sorry. - Okay. Sorry, sorry. 672 00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:47,248 - People, sorry, sorry, sorry. - Pardon me. Excuse me. 673 00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:48,499 - Hi. So sorry we're late. - Hi. 674 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,084 I know we missed all the action. 675 00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:51,460 - Are you guys... - Sorry we missed the action. 676 00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:53,171 - Okay? - Yeah, we are. 677 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:54,589 I mean, there was a minute there where 678 00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:55,965 she was doing the dougie, and The Cube 679 00:27:55,966 --> 00:27:57,466 was swinging back and forth. 680 00:27:57,467 --> 00:27:58,801 We thought she might plummet to the ground. 681 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,178 Did big numbers online, though. 682 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:02,138 She was fine. You two cool? 683 00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:03,848 - Yeah. We're all right. - Yeah. 684 00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:06,767 Oh, you are officially now a client of Latitude, 685 00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:09,270 as Schaeffer & LuSaque has been acquired by them. 686 00:28:09,271 --> 00:28:10,688 Well, are you still my manager? 687 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,190 Yeah, of course. 688 00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:13,858 Then I don't care. 689 00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:18,654 Deborah! It's me, Kayla! 690 00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:20,489 You look great! 691 00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:21,866 She looks like shit. 692 00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:23,492 - Kayla. - What? 693 00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:24,869 - She doesn't look great. - No, she's looked better. 694 00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:26,162 We've been through a lot. 695 00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:27,580 We had to push a car halfway here. 696 00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:29,999 - What? - And we still look good. 697 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,083 Oh, yes. 698 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:32,418 Yes. 699 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:37,840 Yes! Yes! 700 00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:40,009 Get me down! 701 00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:42,094 - Let's get her down! - Get her down! 702 00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:46,057 Get her down! Get her down! 703 00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:49,228 Get her down! Get her down! 704 00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:54,857 120/80. That is perfect. 705 00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:56,901 Okay, she's got perfect blood pressure. 706 00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:58,194 It's the Garden. 707 00:28:58,195 --> 00:29:01,489 Oh, okay. 708 00:29:01,490 --> 00:29:03,324 You have Deborah. 709 00:29:03,325 --> 00:29:05,409 Well, open me up a big can of alphabet soup 710 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:07,370 because I need to eat my words. 711 00:29:07,371 --> 00:29:10,039 Deborah Vance, you have sold out 712 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,041 Madison Square Garden, sister. 713 00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:13,668 - Oh, my God. - What? 714 00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:15,336 Oh, my God! 715 00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:17,380 - I did? Already? - Mm-hmm. 716 00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:19,799 In ten fucking minutes, baby. 717 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,884 Looks like your stunt worked. 718 00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:23,594 I guess the only thing that sells besides sex 719 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:26,639 is watching a multimillionaire almost die. 720 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,933 Anyway, see you in New York City. 721 00:29:30,811 --> 00:29:32,061 Let's go! 722 00:29:32,062 --> 00:29:34,981 Oh, my God. That's insane. 723 00:29:34,982 --> 00:29:37,400 - That's insane. - Ten minutes. 724 00:29:37,401 --> 00:29:40,111 Miss Vance, I think you should have some electrolytes. 725 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,071 Oh, honey. No, I'm off sugar. 726 00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:43,781 - Deborah. - What? 727 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:46,909 I have to be bikini ready for our vacation. 728 00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:48,244 You meant that? 729 00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:49,579 I did. 730 00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:52,707 I'll take it. 731 00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:53,874 Thanks. 732 00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,209 Congratulations, Deborah. 733 00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:56,585 - You deserve it. - Thank you. Oh, my God. 734 00:29:56,586 --> 00:29:58,713 25,000 seats. 735 00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:00,756 Now I'm scared. 736 00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:02,717 - Ava. - Oh, are you all right? 737 00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:04,427 - Mm. - Honey. 738 00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:06,387 Oh, holy crap! 739 00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:07,805 Oh, my God. 740 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,640 That's the... 741 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,559 It's the two of hearts! 742 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,436 It's the two of hearts! 743 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:23,446 Oh. Look at this place. 744 00:30:23,447 --> 00:30:25,448 So, Michael, I just want to make sure 745 00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:27,116 that our clients are taken care of 746 00:30:27,117 --> 00:30:29,118 and that Kayla and Randi are set up for success here. 747 00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:30,703 Oh, yeah, they'll be well taken care of, 748 00:30:30,704 --> 00:30:31,954 all of them. 749 00:30:31,955 --> 00:30:33,998 But you, I... 750 00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:36,667 I'm not so sure that we should put another white guy 751 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:39,587 in a senior leadership position. 752 00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:42,131 You know, optics. I mean, you understand. 753 00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:44,633 You love all that woke shit. 754 00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:46,302 I do. 755 00:30:46,303 --> 00:30:49,472 But yeah, I'm easy. You can put me at any desk. 756 00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:55,311 Well, we weren't thinking exactly a desk for you. 757 00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:57,188 What were you thinking? 758 00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:59,190 You're gonna love this. 759 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:22,088 Got some mail. 760 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:24,924 Here you go. 761 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:29,595 Good morning. 762 00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:31,263 Hey there. 763 00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:32,848 Okay. 764 00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:49,782 sync & corrections awaqeded www.addic7ed.com