1 00:00:04,250 --> 00:00:05,877 - OK, so we'll do it a couple times scripted, 2 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:07,670 and then you guys can run through those alts 3 00:00:07,754 --> 00:00:09,213 and we'll also give you a take to just kind of improvise 4 00:00:09,297 --> 00:00:10,214 and have fun. 5 00:00:10,298 --> 00:00:11,257 OK, thank you so much. 6 00:00:11,299 --> 00:00:12,759 Thanks, Charlie. Thanks, Money. 7 00:00:15,303 --> 00:00:16,387 - Hey. 8 00:00:16,471 --> 00:00:17,597 Do you like this plunger for tomorrow? 9 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,140 - Oh, I think maybe a wooden handle. 10 00:00:19,223 --> 00:00:21,726 - Let me see what I can do. - Thank you so much. 11 00:00:22,810 --> 00:00:23,978 - Christine, 1:15. 12 00:00:24,061 --> 00:00:25,438 Do you want her in the ash blonde wig 13 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:26,606 or the sunset blonde? 14 00:00:26,689 --> 00:00:27,774 - Ash is her around-the-house wig. 15 00:00:27,815 --> 00:00:28,858 Let's do sunset. - Copy you. 16 00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:30,109 - Thank you. 17 00:00:30,193 --> 00:00:32,528 I love this jacket. I need the grip merch. 18 00:00:32,612 --> 00:00:33,529 - Yeah. 19 00:00:33,613 --> 00:00:35,114 - No running on set. 20 00:00:35,198 --> 00:00:36,783 Thank you. It looks great in there. 21 00:00:36,824 --> 00:00:39,619 - Slides? - Oh, thank you so much. 22 00:00:39,660 --> 00:00:40,620 - How's this? 23 00:00:40,661 --> 00:00:41,704 - Oh, my God, that was fast. 24 00:00:41,788 --> 00:00:44,332 Perfect. Thank you. 25 00:00:44,415 --> 00:00:45,750 - Do you want to rehearse? 26 00:00:45,833 --> 00:00:47,460 - Let's just shoot the rehearsal. 27 00:00:47,502 --> 00:00:48,461 - OK. 28 00:00:48,544 --> 00:00:50,129 Rosie, we're shooting rehearsal. 29 00:00:50,213 --> 00:00:51,297 - All right, copy that. 30 00:00:51,339 --> 00:00:52,632 Ladies and gentlemen, 31 00:00:52,673 --> 00:00:56,469 welcome to day one of "Who's Making Dinner?" 32 00:00:58,513 --> 00:00:59,764 - Do you want to call it? 33 00:00:59,847 --> 00:01:01,307 - Sure, yeah. 34 00:01:01,349 --> 00:01:04,727 - Sound speeds. 35 00:01:04,811 --> 00:01:06,562 - And... 36 00:01:06,646 --> 00:01:07,980 action. 37 00:01:19,116 --> 00:01:21,619 - OK, here we go. 38 00:01:21,702 --> 00:01:23,371 Close your eyes. Close them. - All right, all right. 39 00:01:23,454 --> 00:01:25,164 All right, they're closed, they're closed, they're closed. 40 00:01:25,248 --> 00:01:26,332 - Straight. 41 00:01:26,415 --> 00:01:27,875 You got it? - Yeah. 42 00:01:29,794 --> 00:01:32,338 - OK, if you don't like the placement, it can move. 43 00:01:32,421 --> 00:01:33,506 - All right. 44 00:01:33,548 --> 00:01:34,674 - And the brightness can be adjusted. 45 00:01:34,715 --> 00:01:35,758 - OK, OK. Just show me, show me. 46 00:01:35,842 --> 00:01:36,968 - Here it is. 47 00:01:39,053 --> 00:01:40,513 - Oh. 48 00:01:40,555 --> 00:01:42,598 - I know we decided to call it the Kitten Heel Club, 49 00:01:42,682 --> 00:01:44,100 but this just felt more right. 50 00:01:44,183 --> 00:01:45,518 We can change it, though. 51 00:01:45,601 --> 00:01:47,520 - No, no. 52 00:01:47,603 --> 00:01:50,147 It's perfect. 53 00:01:51,649 --> 00:01:53,317 - You did it. 54 00:01:53,401 --> 00:01:56,863 You talented bastards. 55 00:01:56,904 --> 00:01:59,740 I am honored to be your employee. 56 00:01:59,824 --> 00:02:01,033 Though I do need June off. 57 00:02:01,075 --> 00:02:03,703 I'm going to do the Mille Miglia. 58 00:02:03,744 --> 00:02:07,039 It's an amateur classic car race in Italy. 59 00:02:07,123 --> 00:02:08,457 Amazing. 60 00:02:08,541 --> 00:02:10,209 No. - No—no? 61 00:02:10,251 --> 00:02:11,669 No problem. 62 00:02:11,752 --> 00:02:13,379 I'll just drive fast here. 63 00:02:19,427 --> 00:02:22,054 - Happy grand opening. And congrats on the new gig. 64 00:02:22,138 --> 00:02:23,514 - Thanks, babe. 65 00:02:23,598 --> 00:02:26,100 OK, technically, right now, my title is Pit Boss, 66 00:02:26,183 --> 00:02:29,395 but I'm thinking of having it officially changed to Pit Mama. 67 00:02:29,478 --> 00:02:30,688 - Oh. - Right? 68 00:02:30,771 --> 00:02:31,939 'Cause that just feels so much more me. 69 00:02:32,023 --> 00:02:33,524 - Mm. - I get that. 70 00:02:33,608 --> 00:02:36,193 I gave myself a title bump from House Manager 71 00:02:36,277 --> 00:02:38,029 to Lifestyle Concierge. 72 00:02:38,112 --> 00:02:40,364 - Ooh. - Deborah didn't blink an eye. 73 00:02:40,448 --> 00:02:42,199 Pretty big pay bump, too. 74 00:02:42,283 --> 00:02:43,910 - Yeah, she took it out of my salary. 75 00:02:45,286 --> 00:02:46,329 - So without further ado, 76 00:02:46,412 --> 00:02:48,623 please welcome the diva herself, 77 00:02:48,706 --> 00:02:51,542 Deborah Vance. 78 00:02:51,626 --> 00:02:53,377 - That's my mom! 79 00:02:53,461 --> 00:02:55,504 That's my mom. 80 00:02:57,048 --> 00:02:58,925 - Whoo! - Thank you. 81 00:02:58,966 --> 00:03:00,801 Thank you for being here. 82 00:03:00,885 --> 00:03:02,094 First of all, I want to say 83 00:03:02,178 --> 00:03:03,721 none of us would be standing here right now 84 00:03:03,804 --> 00:03:06,849 if it wasn't for the genius, Marcus Vaughn. 85 00:03:10,645 --> 00:03:13,189 This entire thing is his brainchild 86 00:03:13,272 --> 00:03:15,900 and never would've happened without him. 87 00:03:15,983 --> 00:03:19,070 And quite frankly, a lot of things in my life 88 00:03:19,153 --> 00:03:22,615 would not have happened without him. 89 00:03:22,657 --> 00:03:24,951 Thank you, Marcus. 90 00:03:25,034 --> 00:03:27,828 - That's my baby! 91 00:03:27,912 --> 00:03:29,455 - Uh, that's my baby. 92 00:03:29,497 --> 00:03:30,623 - Oh, whatever. 93 00:03:30,665 --> 00:03:31,916 - You know, a few months ago, 94 00:03:31,999 --> 00:03:33,626 a young, international rock star, 95 00:03:33,709 --> 00:03:35,628 who was obsessed with me 96 00:03:35,711 --> 00:03:38,714 gave me credit for bringing residencies to Las Vegas. 97 00:03:38,798 --> 00:03:40,716 He said the city needed me. 98 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:45,429 The truth is I needed Las Vegas. 99 00:03:45,513 --> 00:03:49,392 I was told I was too loud. 100 00:03:49,475 --> 00:03:52,311 Too tacky, too much. 101 00:03:52,353 --> 00:03:56,315 But this town embraced me when no other place would. 102 00:03:56,399 --> 00:03:57,650 There's nowhere else in the world 103 00:03:57,692 --> 00:03:59,694 that feels quite like Las Vegas. 104 00:03:59,777 --> 00:04:01,320 And for me, 105 00:04:01,362 --> 00:04:04,615 there's nowhere else in the world that feels like home. 106 00:04:04,699 --> 00:04:07,576 And that is why we created the Diva. 107 00:04:10,705 --> 00:04:14,750 This is a place to be who you really are 108 00:04:14,834 --> 00:04:18,129 without shame because this city does that better 109 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:20,965 than any other place on the planet. 110 00:04:21,007 --> 00:04:25,136 So welcome to the Diva. Let's have a great night. 111 00:04:43,070 --> 00:04:44,488 - Hello, hello. 112 00:04:44,572 --> 00:04:46,866 Now we're going to officially christen this place. 113 00:04:46,949 --> 00:04:48,367 - No, no. No one asked you to do that. 114 00:04:48,409 --> 00:04:50,995 - They don't have to. I'm the goddamn mayor. 115 00:04:51,078 --> 00:04:52,163 There we go! 116 00:04:52,246 --> 00:04:54,415 Oh, God dang it. 117 00:04:54,498 --> 00:04:57,209 Yeah, I'm bleeding out here. Goddamn it. 118 00:04:57,293 --> 00:04:58,711 I've hit an artery again. 119 00:04:58,753 --> 00:04:59,754 - Oh, that's too much blood. 120 00:04:59,837 --> 00:05:01,005 - Oh, my God. - Oh, God. 121 00:05:01,088 --> 00:05:02,423 It's pulsing and squirting. 122 00:05:03,758 --> 00:05:04,717 Get away from me! 123 00:05:04,759 --> 00:05:05,718 Get away from me. 124 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:06,719 Thank you, everybody. 125 00:05:13,434 --> 00:05:15,394 - Sucks that we don't get to go on the retreat. 126 00:05:15,436 --> 00:05:16,729 - I know. 127 00:05:16,771 --> 00:05:18,022 But honestly, I've been before 128 00:05:18,105 --> 00:05:19,565 and it's, like, not that big a thing. 129 00:05:19,648 --> 00:05:21,567 You know, it's a lot of free food and fancy drinks 130 00:05:21,650 --> 00:05:23,069 and sometimes, they bring in exotic dancers. 131 00:05:23,110 --> 00:05:24,195 But you're allowed to go back to your room 132 00:05:24,278 --> 00:05:25,613 if you don't feel comfortable. 133 00:05:25,696 --> 00:05:26,864 - Fuck. 134 00:05:27,823 --> 00:05:30,201 - Hmm. This one's for me. 135 00:05:33,287 --> 00:05:35,414 Holy shit. Anthrax. Anthrax in the building. 136 00:05:35,456 --> 00:05:38,417 Someone call Homeland Security. 137 00:05:38,501 --> 00:05:41,337 Are you serious, guys? What is wrong with you? 138 00:05:41,420 --> 00:05:43,756 - Mm, yum. Pixie stick dust? 139 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:45,257 It's almost as sweet as your mom's— 140 00:05:45,299 --> 00:05:47,593 - Don't talk about my mom. 141 00:05:47,676 --> 00:05:49,178 - Oh, whoa, hey. So stressed. 142 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:51,388 You know what you need? A little R&R at the retreat. 143 00:05:51,472 --> 00:05:53,724 - No, Dan, it's— Jimmy can't come. 144 00:05:53,766 --> 00:05:55,434 The retreat's no little bitches allowed. 145 00:05:55,476 --> 00:05:56,769 - Oh, I'm sorry, Jimmy. 146 00:05:56,852 --> 00:05:57,978 - Don't worry about it 147 00:05:58,062 --> 00:05:59,772 because I am very happy not to go. 148 00:05:59,814 --> 00:06:02,566 I can finally enjoy a sandwich and put it in the fridge 149 00:06:02,608 --> 00:06:04,568 without someone texting me a picture my sandwich 150 00:06:04,652 --> 00:06:05,569 with their balls on it. 151 00:06:05,653 --> 00:06:07,113 So fuck off. 152 00:06:07,196 --> 00:06:08,864 Just fuck off. 153 00:06:30,678 --> 00:06:33,681 - Ooh, Carbone! Martini lunch. 154 00:06:33,764 --> 00:06:35,182 So excited. 155 00:06:35,266 --> 00:06:36,642 - Well, you can order whatever you like. 156 00:06:36,684 --> 00:06:38,769 - OK, Dover sole it is. 157 00:06:38,811 --> 00:06:41,105 OK, so I have amazing news. I heard from the network. 158 00:06:41,188 --> 00:06:42,898 They have, like, no notes on the pilot. 159 00:06:42,982 --> 00:06:44,733 They loved it. - Fantastic. 160 00:06:44,817 --> 00:06:47,236 - Except they—they do want the women to smile more, 161 00:06:47,319 --> 00:06:48,237 but we can do that. 162 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,405 - Congratulations. 163 00:06:49,488 --> 00:06:50,739 Thank you. 164 00:06:50,823 --> 00:06:52,324 - So when did they decide on a pickup? 165 00:06:52,366 --> 00:06:53,576 - Uh, they have, like three months. 166 00:06:53,659 --> 00:06:55,077 - Oh, great. 167 00:06:55,161 --> 00:06:56,495 'Cause I want us to take that trip to Europe 168 00:06:56,537 --> 00:06:57,872 sooner rather than later. 169 00:06:57,955 --> 00:06:59,331 - Um— 170 00:06:59,373 --> 00:07:00,958 - I mean, if you want to have any authority as a boss, 171 00:07:01,041 --> 00:07:03,043 you have to have eaten real bread. 172 00:07:03,127 --> 00:07:05,796 - Perfect. I'm wide open. 173 00:07:08,382 --> 00:07:09,383 - You OK? 174 00:07:09,466 --> 00:07:12,344 - Mm-hmm, yeah. 175 00:07:12,428 --> 00:07:15,181 There is something I want to talk to you about. 176 00:07:15,222 --> 00:07:16,849 - OK. 177 00:07:16,932 --> 00:07:18,309 - The mass that I had removed, 178 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:20,603 uh, it looks like they didn't get it all. 179 00:07:20,686 --> 00:07:24,273 And unfortunately, it's spread. 180 00:07:28,903 --> 00:07:30,321 - Oh, my God. 181 00:07:30,404 --> 00:07:31,822 - Yeah, I probably shouldn't have 182 00:07:31,906 --> 00:07:33,199 doubled up all those years on the 183 00:07:33,282 --> 00:07:35,993 Deborah Vance progesterone drink packets. 184 00:07:36,035 --> 00:07:38,704 That Tahitian grapefruit flavor was divine. 185 00:07:38,746 --> 00:07:40,539 - OK, so what's the treatment plan? 186 00:07:40,623 --> 00:07:44,293 - Well, they want to start treatment immediately. 187 00:07:44,376 --> 00:07:46,378 - OK, great. Well, I'll call Ronnie. 188 00:07:46,420 --> 00:07:47,880 Let's head over there right now. 189 00:07:47,922 --> 00:07:51,675 I'm not hungry anymore anyway, so forget lunch. 190 00:07:51,759 --> 00:07:55,137 - You're not gonna like this next part. 191 00:07:55,221 --> 00:07:59,350 - Um, didn't love the last part. 192 00:07:59,433 --> 00:08:02,895 - Honey, I'm not doing chemo. 193 00:08:02,978 --> 00:08:04,939 I'm not putting myself through that. 194 00:08:05,022 --> 00:08:07,358 - I get that, but don't— don't worry, you know? 195 00:08:07,441 --> 00:08:08,525 Uh, you won't be alone. 196 00:08:08,609 --> 00:08:09,735 I'll go with you to the appointments 197 00:08:09,777 --> 00:08:11,070 and I'll help you with medicine. 198 00:08:11,111 --> 00:08:12,404 You know, I'll— I'll do whatever you need. 199 00:08:12,488 --> 00:08:16,492 - I'm not putting you through that. 200 00:08:16,575 --> 00:08:18,577 - OK, so what are you saying? 201 00:08:18,661 --> 00:08:21,705 - You know I like to do things on my own terms. 202 00:08:21,789 --> 00:08:22,748 - OK. 203 00:08:22,790 --> 00:08:24,375 - I've done it all. 204 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:26,877 I just did the best show of my life. 205 00:08:26,961 --> 00:08:29,672 I broke a record. 206 00:08:29,755 --> 00:08:31,257 - That's why you had to do it that weekend. 207 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:32,883 - Yes. 208 00:08:32,925 --> 00:08:35,302 It's not gonna get any better than this. 209 00:08:35,386 --> 00:08:37,721 I want to go out on top. 210 00:08:37,805 --> 00:08:40,891 - OK, so, well, yeah, it's a high for your career, 211 00:08:40,975 --> 00:08:42,434 but— 212 00:08:42,476 --> 00:08:45,729 Look, if anyone can beat anything, it's you, OK? 213 00:08:45,813 --> 00:08:46,772 And you said it yourself. 214 00:08:46,814 --> 00:08:50,150 You're gonna live till you're 109. 215 00:08:50,234 --> 00:08:51,735 - I'm not. 216 00:08:53,862 --> 00:08:57,408 And I want to call my own light. 217 00:08:57,491 --> 00:08:58,826 At the end of the trip, 218 00:08:58,909 --> 00:09:02,538 I plan on taking the train from Paris to Zurich. 219 00:09:02,621 --> 00:09:05,374 There's a place there called Dignitas. 220 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:07,543 - Is that one of those assisted suicide places? 221 00:09:07,626 --> 00:09:09,586 - Oh, not one of. It's the best one. 222 00:09:09,670 --> 00:09:10,838 But yes. 223 00:09:17,011 --> 00:09:21,640 - Listen, Deborah, um... 224 00:09:21,724 --> 00:09:23,976 I'm sure this is really, really, overwhelming. 225 00:09:24,018 --> 00:09:26,228 And I'm so sorry that you're going through this, 226 00:09:26,312 --> 00:09:28,939 but I think you're not thinking straight, OK? 227 00:09:29,023 --> 00:09:30,316 This is crazy. 228 00:09:30,399 --> 00:09:32,234 - Actually, it's not. 229 00:09:32,318 --> 00:09:33,944 Comedians have a long, rich history 230 00:09:34,028 --> 00:09:35,321 of taking our own lives. 231 00:09:35,404 --> 00:09:38,949 - That's—your whole thing is beating the odds. 232 00:09:39,033 --> 00:09:40,492 This is so not you. 233 00:09:40,576 --> 00:09:43,954 - It is. 234 00:09:44,038 --> 00:09:45,998 And I want you to come with me. 235 00:09:46,081 --> 00:09:47,708 We'll have a fabulous vacation first. 236 00:09:47,791 --> 00:09:49,001 Then you can go shopping. 237 00:09:49,084 --> 00:09:50,669 You can use my suitcase on the way home. 238 00:09:50,753 --> 00:09:52,171 - Stop. That's not funny. - Oh, you— 239 00:09:52,212 --> 00:09:53,714 you joke about killing yourself all the time. 240 00:09:53,797 --> 00:09:55,007 - I'm kidding. 241 00:09:55,090 --> 00:09:56,383 - Oh, suddenly, you're sensitive about it? 242 00:09:56,467 --> 00:09:57,718 You can walk the walk, but you can't 243 00:09:57,801 --> 00:09:59,178 swallow the pills? - Jesus Christ. 244 00:09:59,261 --> 00:10:01,013 - You can tie the noose, but not kick the chair? 245 00:10:01,055 --> 00:10:02,723 - Stop. - Sorry. 246 00:10:04,767 --> 00:10:07,978 - But I do want you to come with me. 247 00:10:08,020 --> 00:10:09,438 Will you? 248 00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:10,606 - No. 249 00:10:10,689 --> 00:10:11,690 No, I'm not gonna be a part of this. 250 00:10:11,732 --> 00:10:12,816 And you're not doing this. 251 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:14,526 - Ava. Ava, lower your voice. 252 00:10:14,568 --> 00:10:16,028 - Oh, my God. 253 00:10:16,111 --> 00:10:17,363 You brought me here 254 00:10:17,446 --> 00:10:20,157 so that I wouldn't scream at you, didn't you? 255 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:21,533 You know, I knew something was up when 256 00:10:21,575 --> 00:10:23,202 you said you wanted to go on vacation, 257 00:10:23,243 --> 00:10:25,454 but I didn't realize this was a fucking suicide mission. 258 00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:27,623 No. I'm not going. 259 00:10:27,706 --> 00:10:28,707 - Ava. 260 00:10:28,749 --> 00:10:29,708 - No. - Ava— 261 00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:30,709 - No. 262 00:10:35,214 --> 00:10:36,715 - She won't even consider treatment. 263 00:10:36,757 --> 00:10:38,926 OK? She's being insane. I can't get through to her. 264 00:10:39,009 --> 00:10:40,719 I-I-I want power of attorney, OK? 265 00:10:40,761 --> 00:10:42,763 Is that what Britney's dad had? I-is that what it's called? 266 00:10:42,846 --> 00:10:44,223 - Uh, I don't know, but— - No, no, no. 267 00:10:44,306 --> 00:10:45,432 There's something wrong with her brain. 268 00:10:45,516 --> 00:10:46,850 I-I need a tranq gun. 269 00:10:46,934 --> 00:10:48,352 I need to shoot her in the neck with a tranq gun 270 00:10:48,394 --> 00:10:49,895 and get her into chemo before she wakes up. 271 00:10:49,978 --> 00:10:51,105 Jimmy, how you can facilitate? 272 00:10:51,188 --> 00:10:53,357 - OK, just take a breath. 273 00:10:54,650 --> 00:10:56,568 - Listen, this is awful. 274 00:10:56,610 --> 00:10:58,278 But it's Deborah. 275 00:10:58,362 --> 00:11:00,614 You're not gonna change her mind. 276 00:11:00,697 --> 00:11:02,783 And you're not gonna shoot her in the neck with a tranq gun. 277 00:11:02,866 --> 00:11:06,078 - OK, well, can you talk to her, please? 278 00:11:06,161 --> 00:11:08,330 - I already have. 279 00:11:08,414 --> 00:11:10,332 - What do you mean, you have? 280 00:11:10,416 --> 00:11:12,418 I talked to her and I tried to, 281 00:11:12,459 --> 00:11:14,086 but I couldn't convince her. 282 00:11:14,128 --> 00:11:15,921 This is what she wants to do. 283 00:11:16,004 --> 00:11:17,589 It sucks, but I think we have to respect it. 284 00:11:17,673 --> 00:11:20,592 - I can't believe you knew. Why didn't you tell me? 285 00:11:20,634 --> 00:11:24,430 - She asked me to get her affairs in order, so I did. 286 00:11:24,471 --> 00:11:26,223 And she asked you to go with her. 287 00:11:26,306 --> 00:11:30,352 So I think if you can, you should. 288 00:11:30,436 --> 00:11:31,895 And try and make it a good trip. 289 00:11:31,979 --> 00:11:33,188 - A good trip? 290 00:11:33,272 --> 00:11:34,940 How could a suicide-themed vacation be good? 291 00:11:34,982 --> 00:11:37,192 She's gonna die. 292 00:11:37,276 --> 00:11:38,819 - We're all gonna die. 293 00:11:38,902 --> 00:11:40,779 The whole point is to try and enjoy the time 294 00:11:40,821 --> 00:11:42,948 we have together. 295 00:11:42,990 --> 00:11:44,908 She's not dead yet and neither are you. 296 00:11:44,992 --> 00:11:46,994 - What if—what if I just chloroform her on the plane 297 00:11:47,077 --> 00:11:48,495 and re-route it to Johns Hopkins? 298 00:11:48,579 --> 00:11:50,164 She basically did the same thing to me in Singapore, 299 00:11:50,247 --> 00:11:51,457 so there's a precedent. 300 00:11:51,498 --> 00:11:52,666 - Look— 301 00:11:52,749 --> 00:11:55,419 Ava, it's— it's her body, her choice. 302 00:11:55,502 --> 00:11:58,130 - How dare you turn that around on me! 303 00:11:58,172 --> 00:11:59,798 - I'm sorry. 304 00:11:59,882 --> 00:12:03,010 But I think if you go, at least she won't be facing this alone. 305 00:12:10,017 --> 00:12:11,560 I— 306 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,312 I don't think I can. 307 00:12:16,231 --> 00:12:17,608 - Yeah. 308 00:12:17,691 --> 00:12:19,234 I-I understand that too. 309 00:12:23,530 --> 00:12:25,991 - I have to go. 310 00:12:36,084 --> 00:12:38,670 - Hello? 311 00:12:38,754 --> 00:12:41,632 Anybody here? 312 00:13:00,901 --> 00:13:02,027 - Ah. 313 00:13:03,237 --> 00:13:04,488 Oh. 314 00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,372 - What's up? - Hey. 315 00:13:13,455 --> 00:13:15,290 We need to talk. 316 00:13:15,374 --> 00:13:18,669 - All passengers for flight 2217 to Paris, 317 00:13:18,752 --> 00:13:20,879 please report to the gate. 318 00:13:24,550 --> 00:13:26,885 - Ms. Vance, we're ready to board. 319 00:13:26,927 --> 00:13:28,220 - Thank you. 320 00:13:32,766 --> 00:13:34,309 - I'll come to Europe. 321 00:13:34,393 --> 00:13:36,395 But please don't kill yourself. 322 00:13:36,436 --> 00:13:38,814 - I'm gonna kill myself. 323 00:13:38,897 --> 00:13:41,650 - OK, I'll still come. 324 00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:44,111 - Should I give you two a second? 325 00:13:44,194 --> 00:13:45,445 - No, we're ready. 326 00:13:45,529 --> 00:13:47,406 - But you have to do hard drugs with me. 327 00:13:47,489 --> 00:13:50,033 Probably molly. 328 00:13:50,117 --> 00:13:51,410 - OK, sweetie. 329 00:13:51,451 --> 00:13:52,911 We can do an eight-ball if— 330 00:13:52,995 --> 00:13:55,289 if that'll make you feel better. 331 00:14:08,302 --> 00:14:09,553 - Excusez-moi. - Bonjour. 332 00:14:09,636 --> 00:14:11,597 - Um, where are the rental car desks? 333 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:14,349 - Straight down on your left. - Ah. 334 00:14:14,433 --> 00:14:17,686 - We're renting a car in Paris? 335 00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,771 - Oh, someone's become a snob. 336 00:14:19,813 --> 00:14:21,732 Yes, we're renting a car in Paris. 337 00:14:21,815 --> 00:14:24,735 Someone needs to learn how to drive a stick. 338 00:14:24,818 --> 00:14:25,944 - No, no, no. No, no, no, no. 339 00:14:26,028 --> 00:14:27,279 Deb—Deborah, I—no. 340 00:14:29,031 --> 00:14:30,365 - No, you're doing great. 341 00:14:30,449 --> 00:14:32,618 OK, OK! Depress! Depress! 342 00:14:33,994 --> 00:14:35,245 - Why are you trying to teach me French 343 00:14:35,329 --> 00:14:37,623 when you're trying to teach me a car? 344 00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:40,584 What? 345 00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:42,377 Why did you bring me to the biggest roundabout 346 00:14:42,461 --> 00:14:43,795 in the city, Deborah? 347 00:14:43,879 --> 00:14:45,964 - It's not funny! 348 00:14:46,048 --> 00:14:48,967 - Just keep turning. 349 00:14:50,469 --> 00:14:52,804 You wanna kill yourself. I wanna live! 350 00:14:52,888 --> 00:14:55,849 - Help! Help! Help! 351 00:14:55,932 --> 00:14:57,476 - Exit here. 352 00:14:57,517 --> 00:14:59,936 - Why am I in the rough draft of a car? 353 00:15:11,907 --> 00:15:12,866 - I told you. 354 00:15:12,949 --> 00:15:14,368 - God. OK, you're right. 355 00:15:14,451 --> 00:15:16,662 I never have had real bread until now. 356 00:15:16,745 --> 00:15:18,330 - You're welcome. 357 00:15:18,372 --> 00:15:20,332 - That is so crazy. I literally— 358 00:15:20,374 --> 00:15:21,833 - Don't talk with food in your mouth. 359 00:15:21,917 --> 00:15:23,126 - Sorry. 360 00:15:34,554 --> 00:15:37,349 - This one's for your face. The other box is for your neck. 361 00:15:37,391 --> 00:15:39,351 - Different cream for face and neck? 362 00:15:39,434 --> 00:15:41,103 - What are you gonna do without me? 363 00:15:41,186 --> 00:15:42,646 OK, and this third thing, 364 00:15:42,729 --> 00:15:44,106 you're gonna have to squeeze that into a toothpaste tube 365 00:15:44,189 --> 00:15:45,315 before you get on the plane, 366 00:15:45,399 --> 00:15:46,525 'cause it's illegal in the States. 367 00:15:46,608 --> 00:15:48,860 Ah, Vincent. 368 00:15:48,944 --> 00:15:50,904 "Starry, Starry Night." 369 00:15:50,987 --> 00:15:53,657 - Van Gogh is toxic. 370 00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:55,701 Cutting your ear off and sending it to someone 371 00:15:55,784 --> 00:15:58,328 is so anti-consent, I cannot even imagine it. 372 00:15:58,412 --> 00:16:00,706 It's like, she said no. 373 00:16:00,747 --> 00:16:02,374 She said no. You're sending ear? 374 00:16:02,457 --> 00:16:04,876 - He was not well. 375 00:16:04,918 --> 00:16:06,044 - Oh, my God, oh, my God. 376 00:16:06,128 --> 00:16:07,838 Can we please go on that, please? 377 00:16:07,921 --> 00:16:11,091 It's my dying wish. 378 00:16:11,174 --> 00:16:13,260 You're dying and it's my wish. - Oh, my God. 379 00:16:13,343 --> 00:16:14,386 - Come on! 380 00:16:17,764 --> 00:16:19,975 Whoo! - Ah! 381 00:16:20,058 --> 00:16:21,309 - Whoo! 382 00:16:31,653 --> 00:16:33,905 - Oh, I'm awake. Sorry. 383 00:16:36,491 --> 00:16:37,576 Anyway, yeah. 384 00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:45,834 - What we're doing here is considered work? 385 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:46,877 - Yeah. 386 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,503 - Fantastic. 387 00:16:52,466 --> 00:16:55,427 - Michael, we need to talk to you. 388 00:16:55,469 --> 00:16:56,887 - Man, I'm about to 389 00:16:56,970 --> 00:16:59,431 deliver the keynote address to the entire company. 390 00:16:59,473 --> 00:17:00,932 What? - We know you've been 391 00:17:01,016 --> 00:17:02,476 selling the voice and likeness of deceased clients 392 00:17:02,559 --> 00:17:04,895 to AI companies without the family's consent 393 00:17:04,978 --> 00:17:05,896 and keeping the money. 394 00:17:05,979 --> 00:17:07,564 - Me? - Yeah. 395 00:17:07,647 --> 00:17:09,649 I ran into Gene Altman's widow at the pickleball club 396 00:17:09,733 --> 00:17:11,777 and it tipped me off and I started digging. 397 00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:14,112 - Jimmy tracked down over $10 million 398 00:17:14,154 --> 00:17:15,739 that you billed and kept for yourself. 399 00:17:15,781 --> 00:17:18,325 Not only were you stealing from the clients' families, 400 00:17:18,408 --> 00:17:20,118 you were stealing from Latitude! 401 00:17:20,202 --> 00:17:21,244 - Clerical error. 402 00:17:21,328 --> 00:17:22,788 - Oh, OK. 403 00:17:22,871 --> 00:17:24,456 Well, I'll just call the board. I'm sure they'll understand. 404 00:17:24,498 --> 00:17:26,208 - Put it on speaker, Jimmy. I want to hear 'em. 405 00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:27,250 - All right, stop. 406 00:17:27,334 --> 00:17:30,629 - Don't touch his phone. It's new. 407 00:17:30,670 --> 00:17:31,963 - How much do you want? 408 00:17:32,005 --> 00:17:33,298 - No money. 409 00:17:33,381 --> 00:17:35,467 We want the one thing that means something... 410 00:17:35,550 --> 00:17:36,802 the Schaefer name. 411 00:17:36,885 --> 00:17:39,805 Remember? You said that the other day. 412 00:17:39,888 --> 00:17:41,473 - We want Latitude. 413 00:17:41,556 --> 00:17:43,642 - Step down and hand over the reins 414 00:17:43,725 --> 00:17:45,143 to the children of the founders. 415 00:17:45,185 --> 00:17:46,603 - You're fired. 416 00:17:46,645 --> 00:17:49,981 You see, now you are a disgruntled former employee 417 00:17:50,065 --> 00:17:53,151 with a chip on his shoulder and no proof. 418 00:17:53,235 --> 00:17:56,363 - Who you probably shouldn't have put in the mail room 419 00:17:56,446 --> 00:17:59,032 because it gave me a lot of access to invoices 420 00:17:59,115 --> 00:18:00,450 and way too much access 421 00:18:00,534 --> 00:18:03,161 to the entire billing department, really. 422 00:18:05,622 --> 00:18:07,332 What do you want your legacy to be, 423 00:18:07,374 --> 00:18:10,544 a disgraced manager who can't even show his face in Mr. Chow 424 00:18:10,627 --> 00:18:12,170 for fear of seeing an angry widow, 425 00:18:12,212 --> 00:18:16,675 or an all-time great who retired when his career peaked? 426 00:18:16,716 --> 00:18:18,468 - So you can either accept our terms 427 00:18:18,510 --> 00:18:21,847 or we will be going public with your stinky behavior. 428 00:18:24,099 --> 00:18:26,017 You want the company? 429 00:18:26,101 --> 00:18:27,018 - Yeah. 430 00:18:27,102 --> 00:18:28,353 - Well, fuck it. It's yours. 431 00:18:28,395 --> 00:18:29,521 Take it. 432 00:18:29,563 --> 00:18:30,522 Yeah, I mean, the whole industry's 433 00:18:30,605 --> 00:18:31,857 going in the shitter anyway. 434 00:18:31,898 --> 00:18:34,359 I mean, that's why I had to do all of this. 435 00:18:34,442 --> 00:18:36,152 - You have three homes. - Yeah. 436 00:18:36,194 --> 00:18:38,697 And you know what the monthly carry is on all that shit? 437 00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:40,699 - Then unload one, you greedy fucker. 438 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:42,117 - You know what? 439 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,870 I am so sick of listening to your socialist bullshit. 440 00:18:44,953 --> 00:18:46,204 - You're on in ten minutes, Mr. Schaefer. 441 00:18:46,288 --> 00:18:47,706 - Oh, great. 442 00:18:47,789 --> 00:18:49,332 You think if I sign a little piece of paper 443 00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:51,376 that it's suddenly gonna make you the big boss? 444 00:18:51,459 --> 00:18:53,628 You think those people are gonna respect you? 445 00:18:53,712 --> 00:18:55,171 Well, they don't. They never have. 446 00:18:55,255 --> 00:18:57,549 They never will. Ten minutes, huh? 447 00:18:57,591 --> 00:18:59,175 These two are gonna speak. - Wait. 448 00:18:59,259 --> 00:19:00,218 Well, we don't need to speak, actually. 449 00:19:00,302 --> 00:19:01,386 - We can email them. 450 00:19:01,428 --> 00:19:03,013 - No, no, no, no, no. No, no. 451 00:19:03,096 --> 00:19:05,432 If you buy the horns, you get the bull. 452 00:19:05,515 --> 00:19:07,225 - Sir, I only have one other headset. 453 00:19:07,267 --> 00:19:08,351 - Doesn't matter. 454 00:19:08,435 --> 00:19:10,854 They barely have one functioning brain 455 00:19:10,937 --> 00:19:12,188 between the two of them. 456 00:19:20,447 --> 00:19:23,074 Thank you, thank you. Thank you. 457 00:19:23,158 --> 00:19:25,493 I might as well get right to it. 458 00:19:25,577 --> 00:19:30,540 This year's keynote will be, um, a bit different. 459 00:19:30,624 --> 00:19:33,418 It's going to be shocking to some of you, but 460 00:19:33,501 --> 00:19:34,669 I'm stepping down. 461 00:19:34,753 --> 00:19:36,588 - What? 462 00:19:36,671 --> 00:19:40,091 - The time is right and, um, 463 00:19:40,133 --> 00:19:42,344 the, uh— the future of this company 464 00:19:42,427 --> 00:19:45,764 will be in the hands of my successors. 465 00:19:45,847 --> 00:19:47,557 You all know them well. 466 00:19:47,641 --> 00:19:51,102 My spirited daughter, Kayla Schaefer, 467 00:19:51,144 --> 00:19:53,271 and her unrelenting business partner, 468 00:19:53,313 --> 00:19:55,231 Jimmy LuSaque, Jr. 469 00:19:55,315 --> 00:19:56,232 So— 470 00:19:56,316 --> 00:19:57,901 - The fuck? 471 00:19:57,943 --> 00:20:01,071 - I'm sure that you will be in great hands 472 00:20:01,154 --> 00:20:03,323 with these two kids at the helm 473 00:20:03,406 --> 00:20:07,077 in our constricting industry. 474 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,912 Good luck. 475 00:20:08,995 --> 00:20:12,749 - Hello, Latitude. How we doing tonight? 476 00:20:12,832 --> 00:20:15,251 New era loading. 477 00:20:16,336 --> 00:20:17,295 - Is this a fucking joke? 478 00:20:17,337 --> 00:20:18,421 - Seriously? 479 00:20:18,505 --> 00:20:19,798 - How the fuck are we gonna survive 480 00:20:19,839 --> 00:20:21,591 with these two idiots in charge? 481 00:20:21,675 --> 00:20:23,093 - By— 482 00:20:23,176 --> 00:20:24,302 By doing good work. 483 00:20:24,344 --> 00:20:26,471 - Gay. - Oh, my God. 484 00:20:26,554 --> 00:20:29,641 - Fuck this. We're going to Mosaic. 485 00:20:29,683 --> 00:20:30,892 - OK. 486 00:20:30,976 --> 00:20:32,811 Oh, it's stuck on my sideburn. - You know what? 487 00:20:32,894 --> 00:20:35,397 Anybody else who thinks doing good work is "gay" 488 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:37,649 can just leave. 489 00:20:37,732 --> 00:20:40,652 Seriously? 490 00:20:40,694 --> 00:20:41,945 Jesus Christ. 491 00:20:42,028 --> 00:20:43,405 - OK, come on. 492 00:20:43,488 --> 00:20:44,948 - Well, get the fuck out of here! 493 00:20:45,031 --> 00:20:46,491 Go suck my dad's dick! 494 00:20:46,574 --> 00:20:49,577 We don't need employees, OK? - We—we do, we do. 495 00:20:49,661 --> 00:20:51,997 And you know what? Michael's right. 496 00:20:52,038 --> 00:20:54,791 This industry is constricting, OK? 497 00:20:54,874 --> 00:20:56,793 Our business is changing faster than a— 498 00:20:56,876 --> 00:20:58,670 - Cougar. 499 00:20:58,712 --> 00:21:01,006 - Sure, our—our— our business is changing 500 00:21:01,089 --> 00:21:03,675 faster than a cougar. 501 00:21:03,717 --> 00:21:05,468 And we need to change, too. 502 00:21:05,552 --> 00:21:06,678 You know, we probably can't have 503 00:21:06,761 --> 00:21:08,346 Sugarfish for lunch anymore. 504 00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:09,848 Really? 505 00:21:09,931 --> 00:21:11,683 It's just sushi. Guys— 506 00:21:11,766 --> 00:21:13,184 - We can have Sugarfish Fridays. 507 00:21:13,268 --> 00:21:14,728 - No, we can't have Sugarfish Fridays. 508 00:21:14,811 --> 00:21:16,187 - We could have Sugarfish Tuesdays. 509 00:21:16,271 --> 00:21:17,480 - It's not about the day of the week. 510 00:21:17,564 --> 00:21:18,732 It's about not having Sugarfish. 511 00:21:18,815 --> 00:21:20,191 It's so expensive. - We will get a 512 00:21:20,275 --> 00:21:21,735 Whole Foods platter of sushi once a month. 513 00:21:21,818 --> 00:21:23,737 - Fine, we're gonna get a Whole Foods platter. 514 00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:25,196 Once a month, guys. 515 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:28,158 And if that makes you want to leave, you can go. 516 00:21:28,241 --> 00:21:29,701 But you should stay 517 00:21:29,743 --> 00:21:31,536 if you want to get back to doing the thing 518 00:21:31,578 --> 00:21:34,873 that got you into this business in the first place— 519 00:21:34,914 --> 00:21:38,877 representing artists and helping them to do great work. 520 00:21:38,918 --> 00:21:40,879 Because even in an ever-changing world, 521 00:21:40,962 --> 00:21:42,547 there's one thing that won't change, 522 00:21:42,630 --> 00:21:46,468 and that's people wanting great stories. 523 00:21:46,551 --> 00:21:47,886 But guess what? 524 00:21:47,969 --> 00:21:52,223 We get to find those storytellers and empower them. 525 00:21:52,265 --> 00:21:54,559 So if that sounds good to you, 526 00:21:54,601 --> 00:21:56,394 then you should stay 527 00:21:56,436 --> 00:22:00,190 and be a part of the new mid-sized Latitude. 528 00:22:05,612 --> 00:22:07,238 - Yes, yes. 529 00:22:10,533 --> 00:22:11,910 Yeah. 530 00:22:11,951 --> 00:22:12,911 Yes. 531 00:22:12,994 --> 00:22:14,579 - OK. - Whoo! 532 00:22:14,662 --> 00:22:15,747 - OK. 533 00:22:22,712 --> 00:22:24,047 I'm gonna crowd-surf. 534 00:22:24,130 --> 00:22:26,257 - No, no, no, no, no. Don't—don't crowd-surf. 535 00:22:26,299 --> 00:22:28,301 - No, don't crowd-surf. - They want me to. 536 00:22:30,428 --> 00:22:32,680 - This flea market is my favorite place in the world. 537 00:22:32,764 --> 00:22:35,183 We'll do one big circuit and then we'll circle back around 538 00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:36,434 to look at things of interest. 539 00:22:36,518 --> 00:22:37,894 But just stay cool, you know? 540 00:22:37,936 --> 00:22:39,687 Don't show too much enthusiasm for anything. 541 00:22:39,771 --> 00:22:44,400 - Not to worry. I'm not really an antiques guy. 542 00:22:44,484 --> 00:22:46,778 - These are not merely antiques. 543 00:22:46,861 --> 00:22:47,946 These are all works of art. 544 00:22:48,029 --> 00:22:49,864 I mean, every object has a story 545 00:22:49,948 --> 00:22:52,117 and not even you on your most cynical, 546 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:55,787 lowest serotonin morning can resist their magic. 547 00:22:55,829 --> 00:22:57,580 - OK, feel like I'm about to 548 00:22:57,664 --> 00:22:59,958 meet the teapot from "Beauty and the Beast." 549 00:23:01,167 --> 00:23:02,460 Oh, God, these are fabulous. 550 00:23:02,544 --> 00:23:04,129 - Look, look. Are those not fabulous? 551 00:23:04,170 --> 00:23:05,630 - That is so you. - Yeah, but— 552 00:23:05,672 --> 00:23:07,173 no, but I don't have pierced ears, I can't wear this. 553 00:23:07,257 --> 00:23:08,758 - What do you mean you don't have pierced ears? 554 00:23:08,842 --> 00:23:11,469 - You know I don't have— I have virgin earlobes. 555 00:23:11,511 --> 00:23:15,265 Piercing your ears is barbaric. 556 00:23:15,348 --> 00:23:17,308 Oh, that's cool. 557 00:23:17,350 --> 00:23:18,810 - Oh, that's beautiful. 558 00:23:18,893 --> 00:23:22,021 It's a bridal box, I think. Ask how much it is. 559 00:23:25,608 --> 00:23:27,318 Oh. 560 00:23:27,402 --> 00:23:29,154 - Ah. 561 00:23:31,406 --> 00:23:32,657 - 1,600. 562 00:23:32,699 --> 00:23:34,284 - Oh, wow. 563 00:23:34,367 --> 00:23:35,451 - Offer half. 564 00:23:35,535 --> 00:23:37,328 - What? No, that's insulting. 565 00:23:37,412 --> 00:23:38,830 - No, it's not. 566 00:23:38,872 --> 00:23:40,957 No, you've just got an opening offer. 567 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,126 An opening offer is never final. 568 00:23:43,209 --> 00:23:45,503 This is standard. It's part of the fun. 569 00:23:45,545 --> 00:23:48,006 OK, just stay calm and unemotional. 570 00:23:48,089 --> 00:23:49,257 Offer him half. 571 00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:52,218 And be prepared to spit. 572 00:23:54,679 --> 00:23:56,472 - Uh... 573 00:23:56,556 --> 00:23:57,932 - Oh, no, no, no. 574 00:24:05,690 --> 00:24:08,318 - No, no. sorry. I—I can't do it. 575 00:24:08,401 --> 00:24:09,819 No, it's—it's too much. 576 00:24:09,903 --> 00:24:11,196 - We—we can't do it. 577 00:24:11,237 --> 00:24:12,906 It's too much. - Thank you so much. 578 00:24:12,989 --> 00:24:14,490 Sorry, sorry. 579 00:24:14,574 --> 00:24:15,992 - So sorry. 580 00:24:17,785 --> 00:24:21,080 Now just wait. 581 00:24:21,164 --> 00:24:23,750 - OK, OK, OK. 582 00:24:23,833 --> 00:24:25,543 1,000. 583 00:24:25,627 --> 00:24:26,544 - It's a deal. 584 00:24:26,628 --> 00:24:28,213 - All right. 585 00:24:28,254 --> 00:24:30,715 - Ooh. 586 00:24:40,099 --> 00:24:42,977 Meissen salt and pepper shakers. 587 00:24:43,061 --> 00:24:44,062 Oh, yeah. See? 588 00:24:44,145 --> 00:24:45,396 The crossed swords on the bottom, 589 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,148 that's their signature. 590 00:24:47,232 --> 00:24:49,234 - And these are probably 18th-century. 591 00:24:49,275 --> 00:24:52,028 - They are 400 for the pair. 592 00:24:52,111 --> 00:24:54,864 - Oh, that—that's actually a very good price. 593 00:24:54,948 --> 00:24:56,324 - You should get them. 594 00:25:00,245 --> 00:25:01,454 - Not today. 595 00:25:03,456 --> 00:25:06,000 Thank you. - You're welcome. 596 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,392 This is insane. 597 00:25:22,433 --> 00:25:24,769 I cannot believe you bought out the Louvre. 598 00:25:24,811 --> 00:25:26,771 - Private viewing was the only option. 599 00:25:26,813 --> 00:25:28,064 I'm dying soon. 600 00:25:28,147 --> 00:25:29,774 And I'll tell you one thing I'm not doing, 601 00:25:29,816 --> 00:25:31,109 waiting in line. 602 00:25:31,192 --> 00:25:32,610 - Though perhaps waiting in line 603 00:25:32,652 --> 00:25:34,487 is the most human experience of all, 604 00:25:34,570 --> 00:25:36,823 and that's the most important. 605 00:25:36,906 --> 00:25:38,658 - You know, here's some advice. 606 00:25:38,741 --> 00:25:41,744 After I'm gone, stop saying stuff like that. 607 00:25:41,828 --> 00:25:43,121 - Will consider. 608 00:25:43,204 --> 00:25:45,623 Hello, nurse. 609 00:25:45,707 --> 00:25:46,916 Look at them thangs. 610 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,543 Honk, honk. - Oh, Jesus. 611 00:25:48,626 --> 00:25:49,544 - Sorry. 612 00:25:55,008 --> 00:25:55,967 - Fabulous. 613 00:26:01,306 --> 00:26:04,892 - Why'd this pop? 614 00:26:04,976 --> 00:26:05,893 - I'm sorry? 615 00:26:05,977 --> 00:26:08,396 - She's kind of mid, no? 616 00:26:08,479 --> 00:26:10,648 - The "Mona Lisa" is mid? 617 00:26:10,690 --> 00:26:11,858 - No disrespect. 618 00:26:11,941 --> 00:26:13,318 I mean, it's way better than I could do. 619 00:26:13,401 --> 00:26:14,819 I'm just saying I don't totally get 620 00:26:14,861 --> 00:26:17,613 how she became, like, that girl. 621 00:26:17,697 --> 00:26:18,948 You know? 622 00:26:19,032 --> 00:26:21,868 - I defy you to find anything more beguiling 623 00:26:21,951 --> 00:26:25,997 anywhere else in Paris. 624 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,875 - Lady, what beguiles me would make you sick. 625 00:26:30,376 --> 00:26:32,378 Oh, I'd wear that. 626 00:26:32,462 --> 00:26:34,380 - Going out top right there. 627 00:26:34,464 --> 00:26:36,007 Jester, me. 628 00:26:36,049 --> 00:26:38,384 Oh! She has rosacea. 629 00:26:38,468 --> 00:26:39,886 So does she. - Oh, please. 630 00:26:39,969 --> 00:26:43,848 - That's what I look like. No question about it. 631 00:26:43,931 --> 00:26:47,101 Oh, my God. OK, I love this. 632 00:26:47,185 --> 00:26:48,603 When two busted people are in love, 633 00:26:48,686 --> 00:26:51,314 it's extra romantic 'cause you know it's real. 634 00:26:51,356 --> 00:26:54,150 She loves her freaky-ass man for who he is. 635 00:26:55,401 --> 00:26:57,111 This was painted by Judith Leyster. 636 00:26:57,195 --> 00:27:01,449 She signed it there, JL. - Oh, yeah. 637 00:27:01,532 --> 00:27:04,702 - But it was attributed to Frans Hals. 638 00:27:04,744 --> 00:27:06,371 But she went along with it 'cause she knew that 639 00:27:06,412 --> 00:27:07,997 it would only be judged on its merit 640 00:27:08,039 --> 00:27:11,292 if people thought it were painted by a man. 641 00:27:11,376 --> 00:27:12,293 - Hmm. 642 00:27:16,464 --> 00:27:17,757 Do you ever think about how your comedy 643 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,550 would have been judged differently 644 00:27:19,634 --> 00:27:21,886 if you weren't a woman? 645 00:27:21,928 --> 00:27:25,515 - Sure. Sometimes. 646 00:27:25,598 --> 00:27:28,017 But I still did it, you know? 647 00:27:28,101 --> 00:27:30,186 I had the career. 648 00:27:30,269 --> 00:27:34,190 Even if I had to be a female comedian. 649 00:27:34,273 --> 00:27:36,025 - Yeah. 650 00:27:36,109 --> 00:27:39,070 OK. 651 00:27:39,153 --> 00:27:41,614 Should we head to the hotel for some disco naps? 652 00:27:41,697 --> 00:27:43,116 - Why do we need a nap? 653 00:27:43,199 --> 00:27:44,826 - 'Cause we're going out dancing tonight, Miss Thang. 654 00:27:44,909 --> 00:27:46,327 Remember? - Oh, yeah. 655 00:27:46,411 --> 00:27:49,372 - Oh, yeah, and, uh, I get to dress you. 656 00:27:49,455 --> 00:27:50,706 - What? - Yeah. 657 00:27:50,748 --> 00:27:53,000 - That wasn't part of the deal! - It is now. 658 00:27:53,084 --> 00:27:54,085 - No, no. 659 00:29:09,994 --> 00:29:12,413 - Now this is pretty beguiling. 660 00:29:17,251 --> 00:29:19,670 - Yeah. 661 00:29:19,712 --> 00:29:21,506 - Right there is where Marie Antoinette 662 00:29:21,547 --> 00:29:24,008 got her head chopped off. 663 00:29:24,091 --> 00:29:25,343 - Cool. 664 00:29:25,384 --> 00:29:28,346 - That's gotta hurt. 665 00:29:28,429 --> 00:29:30,348 - Definitely. 666 00:29:30,389 --> 00:29:33,351 - Well, time for me to go to sleep. 667 00:29:33,392 --> 00:29:34,769 - Goodnight. 668 00:30:01,379 --> 00:30:03,714 - Hmm, you're up early. 669 00:30:03,756 --> 00:30:06,175 - Yeah, I didn't sleep. You know... 670 00:30:06,217 --> 00:30:08,135 Kelly Ripa's day is done and yours hasn't started, 671 00:30:08,219 --> 00:30:09,220 you're in trouble. 672 00:30:12,139 --> 00:30:13,558 - What's all that? 673 00:30:13,641 --> 00:30:14,892 - Oh, you know, 674 00:30:14,934 --> 00:30:16,727 I didn't think a hotel this luxurious 675 00:30:16,811 --> 00:30:18,229 that caters to generational wealth 676 00:30:18,312 --> 00:30:19,730 would even have a business center 677 00:30:19,814 --> 00:30:21,232 for the toiling proletariat, 678 00:30:21,315 --> 00:30:23,734 but it's actually quite nice and the printer's fast. 679 00:30:23,776 --> 00:30:25,236 - Cool. 680 00:30:25,278 --> 00:30:28,114 - So, um, I've been doing research 681 00:30:28,197 --> 00:30:30,616 and there have been a lot of advancements 682 00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:34,036 in the last two years alone in treatment. 683 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:37,456 - Ava, I told you, I'm not doing that. 684 00:30:37,540 --> 00:30:38,874 - Yeah, well, there— there are, um, 685 00:30:38,958 --> 00:30:40,251 some interesting clinical trials 686 00:30:40,293 --> 00:30:41,961 on some new experimental drugs that I can— 687 00:30:42,044 --> 00:30:45,464 - Oh, my God, clinical trials. 688 00:30:45,506 --> 00:30:47,758 So they can find more off-label benefits for men. 689 00:30:47,842 --> 00:30:49,385 I don't want to be a guinea pig 690 00:30:49,468 --> 00:30:51,679 where I waste away and then my doctors come to find 691 00:30:51,762 --> 00:30:54,348 that the meds help 90-year-olds keep their erections. 692 00:30:54,432 --> 00:30:55,766 Absolutely not. 693 00:30:55,808 --> 00:30:57,768 - OK, well, uh, you know, traditional treatment is— 694 00:30:57,810 --> 00:31:00,021 - You know, I— - Is— 695 00:31:01,272 --> 00:31:04,233 - For someone who's always saying listen to women, 696 00:31:04,317 --> 00:31:06,777 you're having a hard time hearing me. 697 00:31:06,861 --> 00:31:08,613 I'm not doing treatment. 698 00:31:08,696 --> 00:31:10,740 - That was your opening offer. 699 00:31:10,823 --> 00:31:12,867 The opening offer's never final. 700 00:31:12,950 --> 00:31:14,952 - Mm. - How 'bout this? 701 00:31:14,994 --> 00:31:16,579 You do three rounds of treatment, 702 00:31:16,662 --> 00:31:18,372 see how you feel, see how it progresses, 703 00:31:18,456 --> 00:31:20,625 and then if the results aren't positive, you can stop? 704 00:31:20,708 --> 00:31:23,419 - No. 705 00:31:23,502 --> 00:31:24,587 - OK. 706 00:31:24,670 --> 00:31:26,297 One round of treatment. 707 00:31:26,339 --> 00:31:27,465 Just to see how you feel. 708 00:31:27,506 --> 00:31:28,924 - That's the thing. 709 00:31:29,008 --> 00:31:31,969 I feel good right now. 710 00:31:32,011 --> 00:31:33,304 I feel fine. 711 00:31:33,387 --> 00:31:36,098 I—I—I—I don't feel sick and I don't want to. 712 00:31:36,182 --> 00:31:38,809 It's the medicine that makes you feel sick. 713 00:31:38,851 --> 00:31:42,021 - Well, yeah, but it's not the same for everybody. 714 00:31:42,104 --> 00:31:45,316 And—and don't— don't knock it till you try it. 715 00:31:46,692 --> 00:31:51,656 It's not some exotic food or some new sex position. 716 00:31:51,739 --> 00:31:53,407 I don't want to get weak. 717 00:31:53,491 --> 00:31:55,159 I—I—I don't want to lose my hair. 718 00:31:55,242 --> 00:31:56,827 - You wear a wig already. 719 00:31:56,869 --> 00:31:58,329 They sell it at Halloween stores. 720 00:31:58,371 --> 00:32:00,122 - I don't want to waste away. 721 00:32:00,206 --> 00:32:02,166 I don't want to be remembered like that. 722 00:32:02,208 --> 00:32:06,671 - You won't be remembered like that. 723 00:32:06,712 --> 00:32:10,341 I won't remember you like that. 724 00:32:10,424 --> 00:32:11,967 - My— 725 00:32:12,009 --> 00:32:16,347 my friend, Gino, from "Who's Making Dinner?" 726 00:32:16,389 --> 00:32:18,474 He was so funny. 727 00:32:18,557 --> 00:32:21,268 So full of life. 728 00:32:21,352 --> 00:32:23,938 Guess what? I don't remember him like that. 729 00:32:24,021 --> 00:32:27,316 I can't get the image of him being sick out of my head. 730 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,694 - That's different. 731 00:32:29,777 --> 00:32:31,070 Even with traditional intervention, 732 00:32:31,153 --> 00:32:33,531 the survival rate is 40%. 733 00:32:33,572 --> 00:32:35,241 You are a fighter! 734 00:32:35,324 --> 00:32:37,159 If anyone can beat this, it's you! 735 00:32:37,243 --> 00:32:43,207 - I'm tired of fighting. 736 00:32:43,290 --> 00:32:45,084 This is what I want. 737 00:32:45,167 --> 00:32:49,338 Of course it is. 738 00:32:49,422 --> 00:32:51,674 Everything's about you! 739 00:32:51,757 --> 00:32:53,259 You know, there are a lot of people that 740 00:32:53,342 --> 00:32:55,094 you should be thinking about right now besides yourself! 741 00:32:55,177 --> 00:32:56,887 - Ava, honey. Please don't do this. 742 00:32:56,971 --> 00:32:59,598 - No, you! Please! 743 00:33:04,770 --> 00:33:08,566 Please. Please, don't leave me. 744 00:33:08,607 --> 00:33:10,943 Pl—please. 745 00:33:13,112 --> 00:33:15,030 I'm sorry. 746 00:35:05,224 --> 00:35:07,518 - Merci. 747 00:35:35,087 --> 00:35:37,756 I hate this. 748 00:35:43,429 --> 00:35:44,972 But I'll support you. 749 00:35:50,853 --> 00:35:52,897 - Thank you. 750 00:35:57,610 --> 00:36:00,446 - How am I gonna do it without you? 751 00:36:03,782 --> 00:36:07,870 - You'll be OK. You're a big, brave girl. 752 00:36:11,665 --> 00:36:14,209 - Oh— 753 00:36:14,251 --> 00:36:17,254 Speaking of big, uh, I have to show you something. 754 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,511 - What? 755 00:36:24,595 --> 00:36:27,431 - What? 756 00:36:27,514 --> 00:36:29,934 Your hand—your hands are bigger than mine? 757 00:36:29,975 --> 00:36:32,102 - Mm-hmm. - Are you—are you kidding me? 758 00:36:32,144 --> 00:36:33,729 This entire time? 759 00:36:33,812 --> 00:36:36,106 Are you kidding me? 760 00:36:36,148 --> 00:36:37,232 Deborah! 761 00:36:37,316 --> 00:36:38,984 - I can't believe you never noticed! 762 00:36:39,068 --> 00:36:40,736 - What? 763 00:36:41,987 --> 00:36:44,990 That's— they're much bigger than mine. 764 00:36:45,074 --> 00:36:48,285 They are much bigger. 765 00:36:48,369 --> 00:36:49,912 - God damn it. 766 00:36:49,995 --> 00:36:52,122 I considered hand reduction surgery. 767 00:36:52,164 --> 00:36:54,458 That was a good one! 768 00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:56,293 - I knew they were normal. 769 00:36:59,338 --> 00:37:00,631 - Hey, how are you? 770 00:37:00,673 --> 00:37:02,341 Hi, Michelle. Hey. 771 00:37:02,424 --> 00:37:03,759 Good to see you. 772 00:37:03,842 --> 00:37:05,636 Good morning, Mr. LuSaque. 773 00:37:05,678 --> 00:37:07,972 Uh, we turned over your office this weekend, 774 00:37:08,013 --> 00:37:10,891 so let me know if there's anything else you need. 775 00:37:10,975 --> 00:37:12,810 - Thank you, Silas. And please call me Jimmy. 776 00:37:12,851 --> 00:37:13,978 - OK. 777 00:37:14,061 --> 00:37:15,771 - And you can call me Ms. Schaefer. 778 00:37:15,813 --> 00:37:17,064 Where's my office? 779 00:37:17,147 --> 00:37:19,108 - Uh, you'll be taking over your dad's. 780 00:37:19,191 --> 00:37:21,318 Follow me, Ms. Schaefer. 781 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,570 Oh, Randy, uh, this is your desk. 782 00:37:23,654 --> 00:37:26,407 - Fantastic. 783 00:37:45,718 --> 00:37:46,885 - Jimmy! 784 00:37:50,055 --> 00:37:51,140 Jimmy, help! 785 00:37:51,181 --> 00:37:52,641 - What—what's going on? Are you OK? 786 00:37:52,725 --> 00:37:54,184 - I really shouldn't be in there. 787 00:37:54,268 --> 00:37:56,311 The corner office is so small. I can't even breathe. 788 00:37:56,353 --> 00:37:58,522 I think there's asbestos or something in there. 789 00:37:58,605 --> 00:38:00,899 I'm, like, itchy and it's really, like, claustrophobic. 790 00:38:00,983 --> 00:38:02,359 - It's the largest office in the building. 791 00:38:02,443 --> 00:38:03,902 - It's just not gonna work. 792 00:38:03,986 --> 00:38:05,320 Plus, for our workflow, I need to be able to see you 793 00:38:05,404 --> 00:38:06,363 and you need to be able to see me, 794 00:38:06,447 --> 00:38:07,906 so I'll take my old desk. 795 00:38:10,409 --> 00:38:11,869 - I think you might be right. 796 00:38:11,952 --> 00:38:14,038 I think you should take your old desk. 797 00:38:14,121 --> 00:38:15,664 - Well, where the hell am I gonna go? 798 00:38:15,748 --> 00:38:17,124 - You can have the corner office. 799 00:38:17,207 --> 00:38:20,044 - That's what I'm talking about, the corner office! 800 00:38:20,127 --> 00:38:23,047 My God, I've been in this business two years. 801 00:38:23,088 --> 00:38:25,632 Didn't know my ass from my elbow, and look at me now. 802 00:38:25,716 --> 00:38:27,801 Corner office, baby. 803 00:38:27,885 --> 00:38:29,553 I don't know what everybody complains about, 804 00:38:29,636 --> 00:38:30,888 it's so hard to make it. 805 00:38:30,971 --> 00:38:33,390 It's a cinch to make it in this business. 806 00:38:33,432 --> 00:38:35,059 Bunch of losers. 807 00:38:35,142 --> 00:38:36,810 - Well, well, she's happy. 808 00:38:36,894 --> 00:38:38,604 - Mm. - You're my assistant now. 809 00:38:40,272 --> 00:38:45,360 - Latitude, Kayla Schaefer, President speaking. 810 00:38:45,444 --> 00:38:47,780 Could I, um, put you on hold? 811 00:38:47,863 --> 00:38:50,783 Bob Lipka is on the phone for you. 812 00:38:50,866 --> 00:38:52,743 - Um, OK. 813 00:38:58,165 --> 00:38:59,917 - You have Jimmy. 814 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,960 - Hey, Jimmy. It's Bob. - Hello, Bob. 815 00:39:02,044 --> 00:39:05,130 - Listen, I saw your Fatty Arbuckle movie at Toronto 816 00:39:05,214 --> 00:39:06,381 and I loved it. 817 00:39:06,465 --> 00:39:08,092 We'd like to talk about distribution. 818 00:39:11,970 --> 00:39:13,263 - Uh, sure. 819 00:39:13,305 --> 00:39:14,890 Yeah, I can definitely take that to the team. 820 00:39:14,932 --> 00:39:16,266 - Oh, and your mom was fantastic in it, by the way. 821 00:39:16,308 --> 00:39:17,935 - Oh, thank you. Wasn't she great? 822 00:39:18,018 --> 00:39:20,270 - Yeah. So I'll have my BA send something over. 823 00:39:20,354 --> 00:39:23,232 - OK, great. Well, I guess we'll talk soon. 824 00:39:23,315 --> 00:39:24,942 - Very soon! - Kayla! 825 00:39:25,025 --> 00:39:27,778 - What? Still kind of mad at him. 826 00:39:38,664 --> 00:39:41,959 - So, um... 827 00:39:42,042 --> 00:39:44,795 what are you gonna ask if you get to, 828 00:39:44,878 --> 00:39:46,171 you know, meet your maker? 829 00:39:46,255 --> 00:39:48,090 - My plastic surgeon? 830 00:39:48,173 --> 00:39:50,342 - Ha. No, really. 831 00:39:53,178 --> 00:39:56,682 - In 1980, Burt Reynolds called me and I called him back, 832 00:39:56,765 --> 00:39:58,642 but he never returned. 833 00:39:58,684 --> 00:40:01,436 What was that about? 834 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:02,855 That's what you wanna know? 835 00:40:02,938 --> 00:40:05,816 - I pretty much have everything else figured out. 836 00:40:05,899 --> 00:40:08,652 In fact, I think He or She, 837 00:40:08,735 --> 00:40:10,821 or, you know, They/Them 838 00:40:10,904 --> 00:40:13,323 might have some questions for me, actually. 839 00:40:13,365 --> 00:40:14,449 - They/them? 840 00:40:14,533 --> 00:40:17,744 OK, non-binary God. Love. 841 00:40:17,828 --> 00:40:19,413 - Well, I meant more of an energy. 842 00:40:19,496 --> 00:40:20,998 I—I don't think there's gonna be 843 00:40:21,081 --> 00:40:24,001 a gender-fluid barista waiting for me at the pearly gates. 844 00:40:24,042 --> 00:40:25,169 - That's too bad. 845 00:40:25,252 --> 00:40:27,171 I'd love a matcha when I get there. 846 00:40:29,715 --> 00:40:30,966 - Hey, are you done with that? 847 00:40:31,049 --> 00:40:33,844 - Yeah, yeah, go for it. - Ooh. 848 00:40:33,927 --> 00:40:34,928 - Wow. 849 00:40:35,012 --> 00:40:36,180 That's the best part of dying 850 00:40:36,221 --> 00:40:37,639 for a person with disordered eating 851 00:40:37,723 --> 00:40:40,309 is having a second croissant. 852 00:40:40,350 --> 00:40:41,518 - Actually, the best part of dying 853 00:40:41,602 --> 00:40:43,520 is not having to save receipts 854 00:40:43,562 --> 00:40:46,190 because you know you will never get audited again. 855 00:40:47,649 --> 00:40:49,318 Actually, I think the best part of dying 856 00:40:49,359 --> 00:40:50,861 is knowing how pissed people are gonna be when they realize 857 00:40:50,944 --> 00:40:52,571 how much money you left your dogs. 858 00:40:54,406 --> 00:40:56,241 - But the worst part of dying is that I don't get to see 859 00:40:56,325 --> 00:40:59,244 how my corgis decide to spend that 550,000. 860 00:41:03,081 --> 00:41:05,542 - OK, I'm gonna run to the bathroom before we board. 861 00:41:05,584 --> 00:41:07,044 - OK. - OK, I'll be right back. 862 00:41:07,127 --> 00:41:08,629 OK. 863 00:41:37,616 --> 00:41:38,700 - Hey. 864 00:41:38,784 --> 00:41:39,910 The line for our train's really crazy. 865 00:41:39,952 --> 00:41:42,162 We gotta get going. Come on. 866 00:41:45,624 --> 00:41:48,627 - Excusez-moi. Excusez-moi. 867 00:41:48,710 --> 00:41:50,128 Ava! Ava, wait. 868 00:41:50,212 --> 00:41:51,713 Excusez-moi. I'm sorry. 869 00:41:51,797 --> 00:41:52,756 Ava. Excusez-moi. 870 00:41:52,839 --> 00:41:54,091 Ava, stop. Stop, stop. 871 00:41:54,174 --> 00:41:55,425 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 872 00:41:55,509 --> 00:41:56,927 - What? What? 873 00:41:56,969 --> 00:41:58,262 - The worst part about dying 874 00:41:58,303 --> 00:42:00,931 is I can't even enjoy being bone thin. 875 00:42:01,014 --> 00:42:04,434 That's the better joke! 876 00:42:04,476 --> 00:42:05,978 - Yeah, that is the better joke. 877 00:42:06,061 --> 00:42:08,146 - Shit. 878 00:42:08,230 --> 00:42:09,982 - What? - God. 879 00:42:10,065 --> 00:42:12,943 - Deborah, we gotta go. What? 880 00:42:15,404 --> 00:42:19,783 - I may not have 30 years. 881 00:42:19,825 --> 00:42:22,035 But I think I have another hour. 882 00:42:24,663 --> 00:42:26,873 - What are you saying? 883 00:42:26,957 --> 00:42:28,709 - God damn it. 884 00:42:31,795 --> 00:42:34,298 Will you help me write it? 885 00:43:01,366 --> 00:43:02,701 - Yeah, so she talked to Dr. Cole 886 00:43:02,784 --> 00:43:04,619 and she's gonna start treatment on the 21st. 887 00:43:06,204 --> 00:43:08,165 Ugh, I'm so relieved. 888 00:43:08,248 --> 00:43:10,167 - I know. Me, too. 889 00:43:10,208 --> 00:43:12,502 - You know, 890 00:43:12,544 --> 00:43:14,838 I think you saved her life once, so 891 00:43:14,921 --> 00:43:16,631 makes sense you'd do it again. 892 00:43:19,051 --> 00:43:20,802 - Love you. Gotta go. Bye. 893 00:43:20,886 --> 00:43:22,137 - OK. 894 00:43:22,220 --> 00:43:25,182 - You ready? - Yeah. 895 00:43:25,223 --> 00:43:27,476 - Or maybe it's, I was born for this. 896 00:43:27,559 --> 00:43:29,686 I don't eat, I have a closet full of wigs, 897 00:43:29,770 --> 00:43:31,813 and I love being waited on. 898 00:43:31,897 --> 00:43:34,608 Or—or, I don't eat, I have a closet full of wigs, 899 00:43:34,691 --> 00:43:36,610 and I love experimenting with injectables. 900 00:43:36,693 --> 00:43:37,861 Good. 901 00:43:37,903 --> 00:43:39,946 - Or, or, or, or, I don't eat, 902 00:43:40,030 --> 00:43:42,532 I have a closet full of wigs, and I love attention. 903 00:43:42,616 --> 00:43:46,119 - Oh, better, better, better.