1 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:26,119 - How do you know the groom? - Oh, he's my brother. 2 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,199 - Wait here. - No. Niall! 3 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:36,120 Oh, here he comes. Look at this. You coming for a dance, are you? 4 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:41,560 Why are you here? 5 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,000 - Nice to see you too, Bambi. - Don't fucking call me that! 6 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:48,960 Why are you here? 7 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:56,200 Not like this. Let's go somewhere private. 8 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:00,400 Fine. 9 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:40,599 So, it's definite? 10 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,000 Yes, madam. All looking good here. 11 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,279 But that can't be. 12 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:47,439 I mean, I've been told I can't get pregnant. 13 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,719 I've been told it would never happen. 14 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:50,519 Well, I've been doing this for 20 years 15 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:52,160 and I can safely say you are. 16 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,239 Around nine weeks, to be precise. 17 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:03,319 So, do you guys have any questions? 18 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:06,119 It... Yeah, I mean, what happens now? 19 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:07,759 Well, I think you need to start planning. 20 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:11,319 This is a geriatric pregnancy, and you need to limit anything 21 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:13,039 which causes stress in your life. 22 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:14,800 Jesus, Niall! You're gonna have to move out then. 23 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:18,880 And that machine's trustworthy, is it? 24 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:21,279 Excuse me? 25 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,039 It's just you hear stories, don't you? 26 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:24,119 You know, people getting scanned 27 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,799 and there actually being nothing in there at all, 28 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,079 like a... a phantom pregnancy, I think it's called, 29 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:30,440 something which isn't there but its presence is... 30 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:32,639 is felt. 31 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:34,600 I'll have a phantom relationship if you keep talking. 32 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:39,599 No, rest assured, Mr. Kennedy, this is very real. 33 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,839 And something you need to plan for, 34 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,039 regardless of what you decide to do. 35 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:46,640 I'll leave you guys to chat. 36 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:52,759 It's bad luck, at least. 37 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,559 We have sex, like, once in six months 38 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:57,479 and I get pregnant. Just think about it, Niall. 39 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:00,360 All the crying and screaming and mood swings. 40 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:03,039 And then there's the baby to think about. 41 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:10,960 You can be honest with me, you know. 42 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:16,120 - About what? - About whether you want this. 43 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,400 Go on. Free pass. No judgment. 44 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,279 God, I don't know. I mean... 45 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:24,760 Are you saying you want to do it? 46 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:26,640 I think so. 47 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,199 I'm 42. 48 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,399 Been told I could never have kids. 49 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:34,119 This genuinely might be my last chance to be unhappy. 50 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:40,079 But, hey, Niall, silver linings. 51 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,400 At least it's a short commute to work for me today. 52 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,640 I'll see you later on. 53 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:52,239 Oh, wait. Are you still on for dinner 54 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:53,959 with Ruben and Mona later? 55 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,679 That's today, is it? Christ! 56 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,359 They're not gonna be all over each other again 57 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:00,999 - like last time, are they? - No, I don't think so. 58 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,999 I've spoken to them about that. 59 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,440 Then fine, I'll be there. 60 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:06,959 Bye, Niall. 61 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:09,520 Or should I say... "Daddy"? 62 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:22,799 Oh, you're fucking gorgeous, aren't you? 63 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,119 And this neck. I could fucking eat this neck. 64 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:28,599 Just be a fucking head... 65 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:29,759 and some shoulders. 66 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:40,839 Sorry, uh, what were you saying? 67 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:42,239 Oh, I was just talking about Greece 68 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,519 potentially heading out the Eurozone 69 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:44,840 and going back to the Drachma. 70 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,199 Right, yeah. Shite. 71 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:52,119 Look, uh, shall we call it here? It's getting dark soon. 72 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,079 Hey, no way! I haven't asked Niall about his new book yet. 73 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:55,199 Oh, fuck me. 74 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:56,439 Yeah, let's call it here, Ruben. 75 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,559 - I'll order you guys a taxi. - Go ahead, Niall. 76 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,039 I'm listening. What's this one about? 77 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:03,439 Well, it's a semi-autobiographical story 78 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:04,479 about a young boy who's... 79 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:06,199 Good Lord, he's starting. Hurry it up, Ruben. 80 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:07,759 I'm texting as quick as I can. Don't worry. 81 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:09,119 Yeah, brilliant. 82 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:10,719 Oh, stop. 83 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:11,879 We're just having banter. 84 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:14,639 You know, one day I'll have a partner that respects me. 85 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,879 Wow. Can't wait to meet her. 86 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:20,599 Fucking love this girl. 87 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:25,000 Right. Driver says he's five minutes away. 88 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:26,840 I'll walk you out. 89 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:31,839 Can you believe it? 90 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:33,359 Drinking fucking wine out in the garden 91 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:35,239 like a couple of posh cunts. 92 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:36,759 Where we've come from. 93 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:38,119 - Fuck me. - I know. 94 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,199 Oh, man, look. 95 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:42,320 I know I joke, but I just wanted to say, proud of you. 96 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:44,919 I remember when we met back up, 97 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,119 you were fucking rock-bottom, man, 98 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,199 now look at you. 99 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:51,319 Good girl, nice house, new book, massive cock. 100 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:52,479 That's always a constant. 101 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:57,279 When do you think you'll be done by? 102 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:58,519 With the writing? 103 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:01,119 Oh, not long, I wouldn't say. It's the final push. 104 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,719 Just... Just figuring out the ending. 105 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:04,959 Yeah. Yeah. 106 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:07,640 Well, a book's gonna need an ending, isn't it? 107 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:11,440 Why do you ask? 108 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:14,600 Well, look, I, um... 109 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:17,120 I hate to do this, but I'm... 110 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,440 I'm gonna need that money back I lent you. 111 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,159 - What, all of it? - Yeah, fucking all of it. 112 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:27,199 Jesus, Ruben, it's 30 grand. Can't we just wait six months 113 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,519 until the launch bonus comes through? 114 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:31,199 No chance. Just write the ending and get the book done. 115 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:34,199 - Any ending will do. - Oh, come on, Ruben. 116 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,039 I mean, that'd be compromising my artistic integrity. 117 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:37,199 You'll feel a lot better about it 118 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:38,920 when I'm compromising your health. 119 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:46,319 - Okay, that was harsh. - Don't need to apologize. 120 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:47,320 I didn't. 121 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:52,359 Don't forget his bag. 122 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:54,119 Oh, thank you. 123 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:56,039 Yeah, lovely to see you. 124 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,879 Look, can we chat about this another time? 125 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:00,439 - I don't want Ava to hear. - How? 126 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:01,799 She knows you owe me this money. 127 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:02,879 Yeah, it's just... 128 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,840 She thinks I paid you back already. 129 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:07,800 But you didn't pay me back. 130 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:09,920 I know. 131 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:11,999 Fuck me. 132 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,119 You stole 30K from your girlfriend? 133 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:15,199 Stole it from her dad. 134 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,599 Still, that's fucking insane. 135 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,480 What on earth did you spend it on? 136 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:20,999 It doesn't matter. It's nothing important. 137 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,120 Well, clearly more important than paying me back. 138 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:28,599 Are you seriously telling me you had my money 139 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,480 and kept it all for yourself? 140 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:32,439 Yeah. 141 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:35,400 I'm sorry. 142 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:39,280 You shouldn't have told me that, Niall. 143 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,840 You really shouldn't have told me that. 144 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:02,799 It's just weird. 145 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:05,319 He earns a hundred grand a year. What does he need it for? 146 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:06,719 I don't know, Niall. 147 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,039 Why don't you tell me your theory, 148 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:10,599 so I can use it to point out your character flaws? 149 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,679 - He's fucking with me. - Brilliant. 150 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:13,919 To get me back for prison. 151 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:16,319 By asking it back at a pivotal career moment. 152 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:17,759 Oh, please. 153 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:19,439 He gets you back for screwing him over 154 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:21,559 by giving you the equivalent of a semi-detached? 155 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,559 I didn't screw him over. We've been through this. 156 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:25,039 We screwed each other over. 157 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:27,519 - That's what we settled on. - Still pretty long, 158 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:29,839 arduous, expensive fucking with you, isn't it? 159 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,919 Lending you money and knowing he will never get it back? 160 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:34,999 When breaking your fingers is so cheap. 161 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,399 No, I'm telling you. This is what he does. 162 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,559 Niall, he's done more for you than anyone 163 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:42,159 these past few years. He kept you going financially. 164 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:44,079 After you practically cleared me out of house and home 165 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,240 with your nonsense. 166 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,719 I think your problem is you still think of him 167 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,360 as the boy you grew up with. 168 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:55,399 Just talk to him. Take him somewhere he enjoys. 169 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:56,519 Catch him at a good moment. 170 00:08:56,520 --> 00:09:00,039 He'll be fine. He'll wait another six months. 171 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,200 I promise you. 172 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:06,080 He's big and fluffy underneath it all, really. 173 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,919 Motherfucker! 174 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:13,799 I just find it fucking ridiculous. 175 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,879 Get this. Mona said last night 176 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:17,719 she wants to start teaching dance classes. 177 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,719 Have you ever heard of anything so fucking stupid? 178 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,599 I asked her what she'd get from it. 179 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,159 You know what she said? Self-empowerment. 180 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:28,679 It's pathetic. She's my wife. 181 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:30,279 She should take all her power from me. 182 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:32,199 I've spoiled her rotten, 183 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,679 and now she's telling me she needs a life 184 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:35,119 when I've given her the best one around. 185 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,199 It's fucking rude, is what it is. 186 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,119 And I don't trust the cunt that's asking her either. 187 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,879 Benji. Fucking Uncle Rico twat. 188 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:44,479 He has ill intentions, and it pisses me off. 189 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,679 I want to go down there and crack his head open, 190 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:48,560 dance on his fucking brains. 191 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,120 Anyway, what do you want to speak to me about? 192 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:59,159 Oh, just this money business. 193 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:00,679 Oh, fuck me. Is that why we're here? 194 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:01,919 Soften me with soft toys? 195 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,639 Well, I thought it would be nice. 196 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,399 Yeah, you're paying me back, Niall. 197 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,279 - That's not fair. - "Not fair"? 198 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:08,799 You know, you're the only cunt in the world 199 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:09,919 who could borrow 30K 200 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,519 and then make the other cunt feel unreasonable 201 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:12,679 for asking it back. 202 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,519 Yeah, but can't... can't we come up with some sort of... 203 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:15,599 system instead? 204 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,279 Sure, you can pay me back 800 a month. 205 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:19,239 Impossible. 206 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:21,439 I mean, I could do 200 at a press. 207 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:22,639 No, it's not enough. 208 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:24,479 Well, then I'm out of options, Ruben. 209 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:27,879 Short of giving up on my dreams, and I'm not willing to do that. 210 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:29,640 Come on, Niall. They've given up on you. 211 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,399 - Okay, that was harsh. - Don't need to apologize. 212 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,640 I fucking didn't. 213 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:44,479 Look, I'm not a monster, all right? 214 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:45,680 There are other ways of doing this. 215 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:47,399 What other ways? 216 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:50,279 Well, I pay a gardener and a cleaner 15 pound an hour. 217 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,639 I can let them go, you can pick up the slack, 218 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:54,080 deduct it from the total. 219 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:56,999 You want me to be your bitch? 220 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,040 Hey, Mr. Radeem is nobody's bitch. 221 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,759 But that's one way of doing it. 222 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,959 Couple of times a week, we can call it 200 a month. 223 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:06,039 Add it to the 200, that's 400 total. 224 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:09,119 - I can stomach that for now. - Yeah, but, Ruben, Jesus. 225 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:11,120 I'm not sure I feel comfortable with that. 226 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:13,160 I mean... 227 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:16,320 do you feel comfortable with that? 228 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:20,839 Yeah. I think I can live with it. 229 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:49,400 Oh. 230 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:52,880 Hi. 231 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,040 Care to join? 232 00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,240 Sure. 233 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:13,720 I hate that he's making you do this. 234 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,640 - So, where is he? - God knows. 235 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,000 Stalking through the night. 236 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,559 I take it you suggested these dance classes again. 237 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:26,640 Is that right? 238 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,439 Yep. 239 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,960 - He stormed straight out. - I see. 240 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,560 Are you gonna defy him? 241 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,519 Nah. 242 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:40,280 Can't start World War III over a few twirls. 243 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:47,919 Maybe you could write a chapter in your book about me going? 244 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:50,039 I can read it and it'll be like I'm there. 245 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,359 Oh, it wouldn't be what you're looking for. 246 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,599 - I haven't danced in my life. - Oh, come on now. 247 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:56,199 Scottish Country Dancing at school? 248 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,639 Oh, piss off! 249 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,319 Most embarrassing experience of my life. 250 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,719 Nobody would dance with me. 251 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,759 Meanwhile, Ruben had about five women 252 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,560 hanging off of him. 253 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:07,680 That's our boy. 254 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:10,760 Yeah. 255 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:15,800 I miss that Ruben, you know? 256 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,360 Yeah. 257 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,840 Me too. 258 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,400 What do you think happened? 259 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:28,880 It's men. 260 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,080 They always fall away with time. 261 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,200 Look, I'd better head off, actually. 262 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,760 Ava will be wondering. 263 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:47,880 You go, tiger. 264 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,360 Oh, I forgot to say... 265 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,840 I remember you dancing... 266 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,240 back at school. 267 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:14,160 It's hard to describe, but... 268 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:15,840 I remember you... 269 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:17,919 just being so... 270 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,040 free. 271 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,439 - Ruben? - What'd you say to her? 272 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,519 Excuse me? 273 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,279 She's taking her first class tonight! 274 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,839 Something about how she looked dancing back at school. 275 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,959 Oh, it was just a comment. 276 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,439 Well, what are you doing commenting? 277 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,479 She was just about to back out of the whole fucking thing. 278 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,079 Ruben, I really don't think this is a big deal. 279 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,679 Yes, it is. You fucked me. 280 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,359 Because now instead of stopping her hobby, 281 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:07,599 I'm stifling her freedom. 282 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,279 I don't see what the problem is here. 283 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,359 The problem is 284 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,599 that she used to stay at home all day and wait for me. 285 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:13,999 Now I get back and she's out there 286 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,079 throwing her fucking body about. 287 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:15,999 So? There's nothing wrong 288 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,159 with enjoying a bit of attention. 289 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,239 I mean, if you've got it, flaunt it, that's what I say. 290 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:20,759 Hey, hey, hey. She hasn't got it. 291 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,519 We're married. I've fucking got it. 292 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,720 It's not hers to flaunt, it's mine to keep. 293 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,159 Are you taking your meds, Ruben? 294 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,159 I'll fucking take all of them if you don't sort this out. 295 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,520 Well, what do you want me to do? 296 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,519 I want you to go down the dance class 297 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:36,720 and keep an eye on her. 298 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,079 You want me to stalk your wife? 299 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,799 No, I don't want you to stalk my wife, Niall. 300 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,080 Jesus Christ! 301 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,199 Just stay close to her. Trace her movements. 302 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:46,799 Follow her around the place a bit. 303 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,160 But don't stalk her. 304 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,240 I don't know, Ruben. This all feels a bit... 305 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:54,959 - off to me. - Oh, I don't know. 306 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,319 You've done worse than this before, have you not? 307 00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:00,200 I mean, maybe we can go upstairs to Ava, let her decide. 308 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,240 Or her father. 309 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:08,279 But what? Are you expecting me to, like... join in? 310 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:11,599 Yeah, why not? If you're so pro it, 311 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,400 maybe you'll find freedom in it too. 312 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,519 And stop her drinking. 313 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,640 She always spills her guts when she drinks. 314 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:41,960 Fuck's sake! 315 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:43,880 Christ. 316 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,279 Okay, guys, shall we begin? 317 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,360 Okay, we're going deep squat. Ready? 318 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,279 Three, two, one. 319 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,559 Well done. I loved the class. 320 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:13,479 - I know. How was it? - Yeah. 321 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,679 Everyone was moving. I'm sweating so much right now. 322 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,199 - Me too. Or I was. It was great. - Well done. 323 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,639 - Let me give you a hug. - Oh. 324 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,799 I'm sorry. 325 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,999 You know what Ruben's like when he gets persuasive. 326 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,079 Yeah, I do, actually, 327 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:50,799 which is why I'm not giving into it this time. 328 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,319 I'll get to 60 and realize I've spent 329 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,720 my life in his pockets. 330 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,319 I mean, is this really all about dancing? 331 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,360 No. 332 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,640 Goes a lot deeper than that. 333 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,560 - Well, go on. You can say. - No, I can't. 334 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:07,880 It'll destroy him. 335 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,160 Well, how about a drink instead? 336 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:16,719 What? 337 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,159 He asked how old you were? 338 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,639 Yeah, this random dude. 339 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,359 Told me it's great to see me going for it 340 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:22,439 at my age. 341 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:24,679 That's insane. What did you say? 342 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:27,239 I told him I was 30. 343 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,319 That's nuts, Niall. You look like a prisoner of war. 344 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,719 I feel like a prisoner of war. 345 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,159 You fucking will be if you turn up 346 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,120 at my dance classes again, I tell you. 347 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:36,920 I'm sorry, Mona. 348 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:38,720 I'll stay away. 349 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:40,519 I need to anyway. 350 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,159 Ava's starting to think I'm avoiding her. 351 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,479 Why would you be avoiding her? 352 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,480 Well, she's pregnant, as it happens. 353 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,520 Wow. Congrats. That's quick. 354 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:58,640 - Yeah. - What's wrong? You doubting it? 355 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:00,400 Mm. 356 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,479 We've been together a year 357 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:06,519 - and we barely know each other. - Well, I would say that's better 358 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,439 than knowing everything about someone. 359 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,959 Yeah, maybe. 360 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,919 Just makes me question if it's real, you know? 361 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,000 Hmm. 362 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:19,679 Ruben is gonna go radge when he finds out 363 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,080 - Ava's pregnant. - Oh, yeah? Why's that? 364 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,160 He's infertile. 365 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,079 - What? - Well, low fertility, 366 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,200 but it's pretty much the same thing. 367 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,119 Is this why he's been so jealous? 368 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,239 Yeah. 369 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,799 He thinks I'm gonna leave him for a man 370 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,120 that can give me all he can't. 371 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:48,079 - Wow. Ruben? - Why is this so shocking? 372 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,360 It's just for a man that leads with his balls... 373 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,400 That's not funny. 374 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,160 No. Sorry. 375 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:01,959 Have you talked about adopting? 376 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:05,399 Once, but Ruben tore the kitchen sink off the wall. 377 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,719 I don't think you realize how bad it is. 378 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:11,880 It's like... he's lost his mind to the whole thing. 379 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,719 He gets drunk and talks about how having a kid 380 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:19,800 is "God's plan" for him so he can "break the cycle." 381 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,999 What do you think he means by that? 382 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,159 Christ knows. 383 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,999 I just think he wants a kid he can care for 384 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,120 because his dad didn't treat him so nice. 385 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,560 Yeah. 386 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,639 But anyway, let's change the subject. 387 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:39,319 - This is depressing. - Yeah. 388 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,759 To our fucked-up relationships. 389 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,519 To our... fucked-up lives. 390 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,599 Oh, I love it. 391 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,120 Jesus, Niall. 392 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,720 Where on earth have you been? 393 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:21,720 I think we should do it. 394 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:26,919 I think we should have a baby together. 395 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,639 Ava's pregnant, and we're gonna make a go of it. 396 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,839 Oh, yeah? 397 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,679 Is that it? "Oh, yeah?" 398 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,119 I was just waiting for the caveat. 399 00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:58,959 No, there's no caveat. We're doing this. 400 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,879 - I told her last night. - When did she get pregnant? 401 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,279 I found out a week ago. 402 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,599 Well, that doesn't sound very certain to me. 403 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,319 Well, I was just thinking it through. 404 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,479 Ava and I are still very new, 405 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,399 and it's a big thing to put at the center of things. 406 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:14,599 You can say that again. 407 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,199 I mean, it's hard enough without everything else. 408 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:20,320 - "Everything else," as in? - Your sexuality. 409 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,999 That's over, Mum. I've told you this. 410 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,159 Is it, though? 411 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,319 I find it very convenient you find your straight side 412 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,239 the second Ruben is back in your life. 413 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,719 How many times? It was a phase. 414 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,879 It wasn't a phase, Niall. 415 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,319 - It was a serious problem. - Well, then how come it stopped? 416 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:39,199 Because you enlisted the services of a priest. 417 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,279 Nobody pays that much money to get themselves out 418 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,280 - of a bloody phase. - He wasn't a priest. 419 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:45,320 He was a... 420 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,279 spiritual figure. 421 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:48,960 He was a charlatan and you're a div. 422 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:56,920 Well, it worked, didn't it? 423 00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,479 Oh, bollocks did it. 424 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,679 Do you really think your sexuality can be done away 425 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,719 with a few cups of poison? Don't be daft, Niall. Jesus! 426 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,399 Well, then how come I haven't done anything 427 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,559 since then? 428 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,079 Because you haven't been tested yet. 429 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:12,079 Trust me. It will creep up on you in your darkest hour. 430 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,159 These things always do. 431 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,879 Jesus Christ, just stop it, will you? 432 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,359 You should be happy for me. 433 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:18,439 I am happy, love. 434 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,559 I'm just trying to make you see the full picture. 435 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:21,919 Can you honestly look me in the eye 436 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,359 and say you're certain you want a child? 437 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,320 Yes, Mum. Yes, I can. 438 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,440 Well, then do it. 439 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,000 I'm certain. 440 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,560 Hmm. 441 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:47,479 The thing to forget is anything the books tell you. 442 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:51,639 Truth is, it can take a while for that bond to form, 443 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,440 particularly for the dads. 444 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,320 Excuse me. 445 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,480 It's, uh, Niall, isn't it? 446 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:01,839 Yeah. 447 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,240 What did I just say? 448 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:08,119 Uh... Something to do with the dads? 449 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:10,679 Yes. Very nearly a full sentence. 450 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,879 Just that it is natural for the dad 451 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,200 to take longer to connect to the baby. 452 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:20,800 Fucking twat. 453 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,320 "What did I just say?" 454 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,679 Like I'm some schoolkid. 455 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,279 He just wants to make sure everyone's moving 456 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,959 - at the same pace. - Yeah, he always looks at me 457 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,319 when he makes the negative points, though. 458 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,519 Well, you give off the vibe of an absent father, to be fair. 459 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,119 - How do I? - Runs in the family. 460 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:37,159 Your father was an absent father, was he not? 461 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:38,879 - He died. - Exactly. 462 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,479 You don't get much more absent than that, do you? 463 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,799 Oh, Jesus, what now? 464 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,520 What the fuck is he doing here? 465 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:01,320 Ruben? 466 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,320 What are you doing here? 467 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,960 - I just need a word. - Everything okay? 468 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,920 We'll be fine. 469 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,200 Just give us a second, will you? 470 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:34,600 The other night. 471 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:36,840 Dance class. 472 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,800 I want to know what you saw. 473 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:42,920 I didn't see anything. 474 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:46,240 Was Benji there? 475 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:48,840 Yeah, I think so. 476 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:51,120 What happened? 477 00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:53,239 Nothing. 478 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:54,359 - They talked? - Yeah. 479 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:55,839 Well, then something happened, didn't it? 480 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:57,400 Well, a talk doesn't mean anything. 481 00:25:58,840 --> 00:25:59,840 Describe it. 482 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:01,960 The interaction. 483 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,959 Well, he... went up at the end of the class. 484 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,159 - They hugged... - They hugged? 485 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,639 - Yeah. - They fucking hugged. 486 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,519 - Motherfucker! - Ruben, that is too... 487 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,359 That's too far! It was a... 488 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:17,199 It was... It was like a friendly hug. 489 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,519 - Do it on me. - No. 490 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,599 - I can't indulge this... - The hug. Do it on me. 491 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,800 Okay, I'm Mona. You're Benji. Do it on me. 492 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:28,520 - Come on. - Well, it was just like... 493 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,559 She may as well have sucked his cock! 494 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,599 - This is insane! - No, it's not. Okay? 495 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,839 I want you to do better here, moving forward. 496 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,799 I can't keep doing this. I can't. I have a life. 497 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,399 What fucking life do you have? 498 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,519 - You're practically unemployed. - Well, even so, 499 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,079 I'm not gonna spend it spying on your wife. 500 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,959 Tough shit! 501 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,559 When you get yourself a life, you can complain 502 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:49,679 I'm pulling you from it. 503 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:52,119 So, you're fucking doing this, all right? 504 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,999 'Cause I've got your fucking balls, Bambi. 505 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,360 Don't forget it, yeah? 506 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,520 Yeah? Do you understand? 507 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,600 - Do you understand? - Yes. 508 00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:05,720 Good. 509 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:07,719 Good. 510 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,680 Is there anything else you need to say? Hmm? 511 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,080 Yeah. 512 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,240 Uh... 513 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,360 Ava's pregnant. 514 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:29,640 Huh. 515 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:32,840 Wow. 516 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:35,600 Wow. 517 00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:38,600 That's amazing. 518 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,200 Honestly, that's, uh... 519 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,960 That's amazing. 520 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:52,239 I'm gonna be an uncle. 521 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:56,320 Hey? Uncle Rube. 522 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,840 Hey, it's got a nice ring to it. Yeah. 523 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,119 I'll be the cunt that comes round 524 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:06,319 and does the coin trick behind the ear, huh? 525 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,879 You're not allowed to teach him it. 526 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,840 Hey, that's my trick, yeah? You big fucking shagger. 527 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,839 Yeah? I'm proud of you. 528 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,319 My brother from another lover, yeah? 529 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,799 Putting your fucking dick to work. 530 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,639 Hey, hey. Hey. 531 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,239 They should put it in museums, shouldn't they? 532 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:24,079 Your cock on display, yeah? Can you imagine? 533 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,039 Big fucking dick with a strong seed. 534 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:29,319 All the people in the museum wandering around, looking over. 535 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,919 I bet never in a million years 536 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,119 would they think it was strapped to a fucking body this meek. 537 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:38,559 Yeah, or a face this fucking scrawny, hey? 538 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:40,039 I bet they thought it'd be strapped 539 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,559 to some fucking big bison of a cunt, 540 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,199 some fucking, like, Greek muscly fucker, 541 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,239 some fucking Russian cunt, yeah? 542 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,079 - Yeah? Hey, hey. - Don't... 543 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:50,599 Hey, why don't you show me it, yeah? 544 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,599 Fuck it, hey? 545 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:52,879 - Come on, show me, hey? - Don't... 546 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,519 Hey. Niall, show me. Show me. 547 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:55,639 - Show me, hey? - Ruben, don't! 548 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,319 I just wanna catch a glimpse. Come on, mate. 549 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,879 - Don't... Get off! - Hey. Hey. Hey. No, no. 550 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,639 It's like a fucking trophy, isn't it, hey? 551 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,159 Hey, hey, fucking show me. 552 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,359 Yeah. Come on. Come on, Niall, hey? 553 00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:06,599 It's like a big fucking trophy, isn't it? 554 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:07,679 - Hey. - Get off! 555 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,559 Come on, Niall, yeah? Yeah? Come on, Niall. 556 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:11,879 - Come on, it's for fucking... - No! 557 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,959 Come on, Niall. Get it out, yeah? 558 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,599 What the fuck are you doing? 559 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,799 Yeah? No, no, no, come on, come on, come on. 560 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,239 - Come on, I want to see the big fucking shagging... - No! Fucking get off! 561 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,599 - Impregnating fucking piece. - Ruben, stop! 562 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,919 You're gonna do better for me moving forward, are you, yeah? 563 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,359 You're gonna fucking keep an eye on her. 564 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,079 You're gonna fucking keep an eye on her, are you? 565 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,399 - Huh? Yeah? - Stop it! 566 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,559 - Huh? - Get off! 567 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,279 - Yeah? - Ruben! 568 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:35,960 What the hell's going on here? 569 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:44,160 Nothing. We're just messing around. 570 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:48,879 Look, it's getting late, yeah, 571 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,160 so maybe you can come back another time. 572 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,600 You big fucking shagger. 573 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:12,160 You big shagger! Yes! 574 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,640 - Hey, mister. - Hey. 575 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:54,560 Where's Ruben? 576 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,360 He left this morning for Aberdeen. 577 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:01,039 He'll be offshore next week, 578 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,960 so we'll all get a bit of peace from him. 579 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,799 Do you fancy some soup? I'm going to put a pot on. 580 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:13,919 - Sure. I'll just finish up here. - No, you won't. 581 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,800 You've got more important work to do. 582 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,800 Follow me. 583 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,840 You're probably the first person to use this. 584 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,919 I was thinking you could write some of your book 585 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,120 and read me it later. 586 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:29,320 Here's the Wi-Fi code. 587 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,359 And if you get chilly, 588 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,080 Ruben's dressing gown's on the back of the door. 589 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,280 I'm excited to read some. 590 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,040 Here you go. 591 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,240 - It's a bit hot. - Oh, thanks. 592 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:00,840 Go on, then. 593 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,799 - Read me some. - Oh, no, no. 594 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,759 I'll feel self-conscious. 595 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,320 Well, I'll close my eyes, then. You can whisper to me. 596 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,560 "Billy looked up to Cosmo, who was everything he was not. 597 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,559 He had a violent, unafraid quality, 598 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:29,079 like he could go off any time somehow." 599 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,679 Sounds like Ruben. 600 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:39,679 "He was tall, slim, with jet-black hair, 601 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,359 and seemed to have a succession of girls 602 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,159 throwing themselves at him constantly, 603 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,999 all of whom he would brush off 604 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,720 without a single care in the world. 605 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,879 Apart from Kara Alice, 606 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,319 the top girl in the whole school. 607 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:56,520 Every boy fancied her. 608 00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,159 She had this rare, wispy quality, 609 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,839 like she was unattainable somehow. 610 00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:04,479 And Billy didn't know whether it was youth 611 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,439 or good looks or adolescent projection 612 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,120 on his part, but she..." 613 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:11,320 Uh... 614 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:15,920 Keep going. 615 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,680 "she walked like fairy dust... 616 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,040 as though brightening every corner of the school." 617 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,160 Well, I don't know about you... 618 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,920 but I'm feeling every inch of this book. 619 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:09,199 - It's honestly fine. - Ruben? What the hell? 620 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,720 I thought you were going to Aberdeen today. 621 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:13,359 Yeah, I'm... I'm going in a minute. 622 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,920 I just came round to drop these off. 623 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,120 Say congratulations. 624 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:24,520 Sit. 625 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:38,640 Look, I... 626 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,120 I wouldn't be a man if I didn't come round and say... 627 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,080 I'm happy for you. 628 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:49,640 You know, Ava... 629 00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:52,119 you're going to be a great mum. 630 00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,320 And, Niall, you're going to be a dad. 631 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:04,880 But I'm also coming round... 632 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,999 to say that I'm calling in my debts. 633 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,200 Ruben, don't do this. 634 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,360 - What debts? - Niall owes me 30K. 635 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,079 What? I thought you paid that. 636 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,439 - Why are you doing this, Ruben? - Because once you have a kid, 637 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,240 you'll never have the money to pay me back. 638 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,640 Niall, what's going on here? 639 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,040 Is this because Ava's pregnant? 640 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,519 What makes you say that, brother? 641 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:43,999 I'm happy for you. 642 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,120 No, it's just I know you've been trying really hard. 643 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:53,200 She told you? 644 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,040 She fucking told you? 645 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,479 - She fucking told you! - Ruben, wait, wait! 646 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,799 She fucking told you! I'll fucking kill her! 647 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,279 - I'll fucking kill her! - Oh, my God, Niall. 648 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,279 Are you okay? 649 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,399 - I need to go after him. - No, no you don't. 650 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,519 - Niall, you might be concussed. - No, I have to. 651 00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:17,839 - No. - I have to go. 652 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:18,919 - Niall, no. - Ava! 653 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:19,999 - No! - Let me go. 654 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,760 Niall! 655 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,039 Oh, shit! 656 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,199 - Get your fucking shit... - Ruben. Ruben, stop. Wait! 657 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,719 - Out my fucking house! - Wait, we can talk about this, Ruben. 658 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:36,319 I can't believe you. I fucking can't believe you. Ruben, please! 659 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,839 - Fucking telling him my shit. - Please! Why are you doing this? 660 00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:41,479 I told you, didn't I? I fucking told you. 661 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,359 - Let's talk about this. - What the hell's going on? 662 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,159 This is what you get. It's her! 663 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,239 - Telling my shit to people! - Ruben, stop. 664 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:48,719 Shouting her mouth off at people! 665 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:50,919 Ruben, stop before someone calls the police. Stop it. 666 00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,519 - That's not yours to give away! - Stop it! 667 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,879 Do you understand? I fucking told you! 668 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,279 Is there a problem here? 669 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,159 - Shut the fuck up! - Ruben, stop. 670 00:36:58,160 --> 00:36:59,519 - Shut the fuck up. - Ruben, stop! 671 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,639 - You fat cunt! You want some, yeah? - Look... 672 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,559 - You fat fucking cunt! - Ruben, look at me! 673 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:04,919 - Walk away! Walk away! - Look at me! 674 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,799 - Look at me! Stop it! - Yeah, what you looking at? 675 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,319 - Stop it! Hey, look at me! - Yeah, you fucking walk away! 676 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:13,239 You're gonna lose everything if you don't fuck off right now! 677 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:15,599 Look at what you've built. Look at what you've got. 678 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,879 If they call the police, you're gonna lose it all 679 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,640 and you're gonna end up back in prison. 680 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,679 - Ruben, I'm sorry. - Don't even go there. 681 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,400 - I'm so... - Don't even fucking go there. 682 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:05,880 Fuck! 683 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,799 What did you say to him? 684 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,199 I'm so sorry, Mona. He forced it out of me. 685 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:14,279 Are you okay? 686 00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:15,639 - Are you all right? - Look what he's done. 687 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,439 I know. I know. I didn't know he'd do this. 688 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,039 Why don't we get you back inside, all right? 689 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,239 - Yeah. - And I'll fix this. Okay. 690 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:21,240 Come on. 691 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,680 Let's go. Let's go. 692 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:25,840 We'll get everything cleaned up. 693 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:54,400 Hey. 694 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:56,480 Hey, what's wrong? 695 00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,880 Fuck. It's my life. 696 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:06,840 I know I should leave him... 697 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:08,960 but I just... 698 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:12,520 love him so much. 699 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:16,720 I know he can't help it. 700 00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:20,320 But it's killing me. 701 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,079 Look, I feel like I'm betraying him here 702 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,320 by saying this, but... 703 00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:29,720 you deserve better. 704 00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,160 I love Ruben. 705 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,640 But he's lost his mind. 706 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,720 He's away with the fairies now. 707 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,919 In fact, even the fairies have had enough of him. 708 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,519 No. 709 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:24,600 Jesus Christ! 710 00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,200 Are you okay? 711 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,440 I'm sorry. 712 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,679 I'm sorry. 713 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,719 Don't apologize. Just tell me what the hell is going on. 714 00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:36,359 No, I am. I'm... I'm sorry. 715 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:37,880 I'm really, really sorry. 716 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,039 What happened with the money, Niall? 717 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,880 - I can't say. - Yes, you can. 718 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,439 That was my dad's money. 719 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,160 I need to know what you spent it on. 720 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,439 Niall? 721 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:57,560 - What did you spend it on? - I did these courses. 722 00:41:58,960 --> 00:41:59,960 I did these... 723 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,280 straightening-me-out type courses. 724 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,320 What? 725 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,480 That's not okay, Niall. 726 00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:19,040 What did they do? 727 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,520 I drank stuff. 728 00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,559 Looked at images. Threw up a bit. 729 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,519 What, and you spent 30K on this? 730 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:41,520 No. 731 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,560 No, he asked for direct debit and then he emptied my account. 732 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,600 Oh, Jesus. 733 00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,160 Oh, Niall. 734 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,199 Why can't you just be happy with that side of yourself? 735 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,999 It's the 21st century. Nobody cares anymore. 736 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,800 It doesn't make me feel any better. 737 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,719 I mean, the fact that the world is progressing 738 00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:08,280 only adds to the problem because not only am I ashamed... 739 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,679 - bloody irrational too. - I get that. 740 00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,559 But when you told me, I said it didn't matter. 741 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:18,399 As long as it didn't interfere with our relationship. 742 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,400 Besides, everyone who matters knows. 743 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,960 Your mum knows. I know. 744 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,159 Christ, from what I understand, 745 00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:28,840 every truck driver in Glasgow knows. 746 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:35,600 - I don't see why it's a problem. - Because I don't know! 747 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:41,720 Look, you need to get some help. 748 00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:44,600 Some proper help. 749 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,839 Because I don't have it in me to fix someone 750 00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:49,280 who won't show me their parts. 751 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:51,760 I will. 752 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,320 I don't know where to start. 753 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,480 Start with the biggest thing... 754 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:06,600 and work back from there. 755 00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:25,839 Mona, look, I just wanted to pop round 756 00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:27,799 and see how you were, really. 757 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,440 Yeah, fine, I suppose. 758 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:32,840 It was a... 759 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:35,840 a moment of madness, but... 760 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,599 I don't think we should get worked up over it 761 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,840 or punish ourselves. 762 00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:42,720 Yeah, I agree. 763 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:57,120 So, are you feeling, like... okay about it? 764 00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:01,919 I don't know how to feel, if I'm honest. 765 00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:03,359 I haven't allowed any emotion in. 766 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:04,999 I'm good that way. 767 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,920 Yeah, but this is pretty big, Mona. 768 00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,919 You slept with his brother... on his kitchen floor, 769 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,879 the floor he tiled. 770 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,680 Yeah, I know. I was there, Niall. 771 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,919 Sorry, Mona. Is everything all right? 772 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,719 You're being a bit cold. 773 00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:26,999 I'm just compartmentalizing. 774 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,239 - It's how I cope. - Yeah, I get that. 775 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:31,919 - But with his brother, Mona? - Oh, please! 776 00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:35,239 Are you really trying to get me to realize my guilt here, Niall? 777 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:36,319 You are the brother! 778 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:37,680 Yeah, no, I know that. I just... 779 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:43,879 Look, can you not do that, please? 780 00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:45,160 Jesus, Mona. 781 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:48,760 Why are you being so chill about this? 782 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:55,920 If you must know... 783 00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:59,360 I've been here before. 784 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:04,640 What, on Ruben? 785 00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,800 This is the first time I've had sex behind his back. 786 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,440 Wait, are we talking about Benji here? 787 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:18,279 That twat with the mustache? 788 00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:19,719 It doesn't matter who it was. 789 00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:21,760 Oh, my God, it is him, isn't it? 790 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,519 So, all of Ruben's suspicion around this, it's justified. 791 00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,359 It's not justified, Niall. 792 00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,039 There's no excuse to treat me the way he has, 793 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:30,119 regardless of what I've done. 794 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,279 You've fucking driven him insane! 795 00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:32,719 - He pushed me there! - Oh, really? 796 00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:34,480 Did he push your hand on his cock as well? 797 00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:47,879 Do you know what, Niall? 798 00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:49,839 I don't think this has anything to do with Ruben 799 00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:51,120 or anything like that. 800 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,639 This is to do with the fact 801 00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:54,839 you've realized you're not as special 802 00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:56,040 as you thought you were. 803 00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,919 Now, nip out, will you? I need to get my glam on. 804 00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:06,360 We can talk about this another time. 805 00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,879 Newborns get very cold. 806 00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:18,999 So, the first thing to do is minimize the amount of time 807 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,759 that they're undressed. But the best thing to do is... 808 00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,519 Oh, mayday, mayday. 809 00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,000 We have a fully clothed baby drowning. 810 00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:30,279 Niall Kennedy. 811 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,039 You have the right to remain silent. 812 00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:34,840 - Anything you do say... - Oh, why don't you fuck off? 813 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,280 Okay, so the best thing to do... 814 00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,079 - What was that? - He's a prick. 815 00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:55,879 - Go back and apologize. - No chance. 816 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,719 He should be apologizing to me. I pay the man. 817 00:47:57,720 --> 00:47:59,639 He has no right to talk to me the way he does. 818 00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:02,719 Well, I pay you, so I can talk to you the way I want then. 819 00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:04,359 You're a disgrace, Niall Kennedy, 820 00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:05,719 a child in man's clothing. 821 00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:07,159 Yeah, yeah, you can shout at me tomorrow. 822 00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:08,480 I'm shouting at you now! 823 00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,079 I'm staying at my sister's 824 00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:14,519 so you can bloody think about what you've done here. 825 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,279 Because you don't get to steal my money 826 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:18,279 and fuck up these classes as well. 827 00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,039 And trust me, if you do it again, 828 00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:23,360 your visits will be supervised. 829 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:29,760 Last fucking chance. 830 00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,559 Yo, it's Ruben. 831 00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:40,159 Leave a message. 832 00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:45,359 Yo, it's Ruben. Leave a message. 833 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,599 Ruben, it's Niall. 834 00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,199 I... I know that you're offshore right now, 835 00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:02,999 but... but I... I found out some information on Benji, 836 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,399 and, uh... 837 00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:08,159 Look, I tell you what, I'm coming to Aberdeen. 838 00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,519 Hi. Yeah, hi. Uh... 839 00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,559 I'm wondering if I could speak to, uh, Ruben Pallister. 840 00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:19,639 Uh... I'm his brother, and I... I, uh... 841 00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:22,080 I really need to get in touch with him somehow. 842 00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:24,280 - Ruben Pallister? - Yeah. 843 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,120 Never heard of him. 844 00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:30,679 Oh, yeah, uh, he... he's... he's a rigger here. 845 00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:32,799 But he comes in here for payroll stuff 846 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,079 every now and again, I don't know. 847 00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:36,480 But, I mean, he, uh... I mean, he definitely works here. 848 00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:39,159 Here, Bill. 849 00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,640 Do you... Do you know a Ruben Pallister? 850 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,240 Oh, Pallie. Is that who you mean? 851 00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:47,959 Aye, yeah. 852 00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,840 Yeah, I remember him. He got let go of ages ago. 853 00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:52,720 Wait, what? 854 00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:54,959 No, no... 855 00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,799 But that can't be, 'cause, I... I mean, he's... 856 00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,080 No, I mean, he's offshore right now, no? 857 00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:03,600 I can check for you. Um... 858 00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:11,400 No, no Ruben Pallister here. 859 00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:15,120 Right. Uh... 860 00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:16,959 Well, uh... 861 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,760 Do you know where I might be able to find him? 862 00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:23,999 I mean, I think he's staying with an old colleague here. 863 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:27,920 - A guy called Roy. - Okay. Uh... Well... 864 00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,919 Do you have his address? 865 00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:09,560 Ruben! 866 00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:14,760 Ruben! Ruben, wait! 867 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,000 There you go. 868 00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:40,160 Talk to me. 869 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:43,960 They're telling me you've been sacked. 870 00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:46,720 Well, if that's what they're saying. 871 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:50,800 How long ago was this? 872 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:52,880 About a year ago. 873 00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:55,680 A year? 874 00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:59,639 But you're up here all the time. 875 00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:02,519 Yeah, well, I had to keep up the pretense 876 00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,399 while I figured out what to do. 877 00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:06,560 It's why my phone's been off as well. 878 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,680 Jesus, Ruben. 879 00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:12,080 What happened? 880 00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:15,519 Nothing. It was HR bullshit. 881 00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:17,279 My fucking supervisor was pressing me 882 00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,200 and I lashed out. It wasn't even that bad. 883 00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:21,359 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 884 00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:23,199 Just put him up against the wall, 885 00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:24,600 threatened to kill his family. 886 00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:29,320 I was gone within a week. 887 00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:34,559 I don't understand. A year ago, you were lending me money. 888 00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:38,520 Yeah, well, I maxed out a ton of credit cards keeping it up. 889 00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:40,120 What? 890 00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:44,560 - And you did that for me? - I did that for everyone. 891 00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:49,680 Why? 892 00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:55,640 Because I liked it. 893 00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,520 I like being the provider. 894 00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:03,400 I knew my place in the world. 895 00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,880 So, that's why you've been asking for it all back? 896 00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:10,519 Hmm. 897 00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:14,039 You can't keep doing this, though. 898 00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:16,039 - You need to declare bankruptcy. - Nah, fuck that. 899 00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,279 Men don't declare bankruptcy. Don't be ridiculous. 900 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,120 I just need to find a new job. 901 00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:22,320 But it's hard. 902 00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:25,560 Prison sentence and all that. 903 00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:32,280 I mean, come on. 904 00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:35,360 What kind of man would I be... 905 00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,559 if on top of not being able to give her kids, 906 00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:41,480 I couldn't pay the mortgage as well? 907 00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:47,920 And you know the worst part about all this? 908 00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,160 You were totally right. 909 00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:55,840 You said back in that hospital that I'd fuck it up. 910 00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:58,120 And I did. 911 00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:01,440 So, you can have your popcorn, Niall. 912 00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:03,640 I hope it tastes sweet. 913 00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:08,720 Well, it doesn't, Ruben. I can assure you that. 914 00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:17,040 She can't find out, son. 915 00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:24,039 She can't find out. 916 00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:25,799 But, Ruben, you surely can't do this forever. 917 00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:27,039 She's not worth this. 918 00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:29,119 She's not worth a lifetime of debt. 919 00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:31,319 She is, mate. 920 00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:35,119 She's worth that and more and everything in between. 921 00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:36,200 Listen to me. 922 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:41,199 All right? I'm begging you. 923 00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:44,879 Don't say a word. Not to her, not to anyone. 924 00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:48,320 Look, please, brother. 925 00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:52,480 Do this for me. 926 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,560 You won't tell anyone, will you? 927 00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:26,240 No. 928 00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:28,440 Of course. 929 00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:34,240 For all that we've been through... 930 00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,080 I still trust you more than anyone. 931 00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:11,000 Hi, honey. 932 00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:15,400 Come in. 933 00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:32,920 What's your excuse this time? 934 00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:47,400 I was with a male prostitute. 935 00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:53,880 Oh. 936 00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:01,440 Any good? 937 00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:05,040 No. 938 00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:08,040 Not really. 939 00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:13,200 Couldn't relax. 940 00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:19,080 Did you cum? 941 00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:23,200 Yeah, but I, uh... 942 00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:26,120 you know... 943 00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:29,680 wasn't relaxed. 944 00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:37,320 I can't even. 945 00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:25,280 What is it? 946 00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:37,159 Can we sit down? 947 00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:38,559 I need to talk to you about something. 948 00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:39,600 It's late. 949 00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:44,640 Let's go in here. 950 01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:11,920 You know something. 951 01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:16,680 - What do you mean? - You know something. 952 01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:19,440 I turned on my phone. 953 01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:23,040 Got your voicemail. 954 01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:27,760 Something happened when I was gone. 955 01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:30,160 Something to do with Benji. 956 01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:34,720 Oh, no. I, uh... 957 01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:37,720 got the wrong end of the stick. 958 01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:45,360 You know I have other means of getting it out of you. 959 01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:50,840 It's in your head. 960 01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:54,360 I swear. 961 01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:58,360 No. 962 01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:00,640 Someone's changed her. 963 01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:05,800 I can feel it in the space between us. 964 01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:08,280 She's off somehow. 965 01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:14,520 There's no proof, Ruben. 966 01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:18,600 I went back home before I came here. 967 01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:26,120 I found my dressing gown... 968 01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:29,400 on the floor in my office. 969 01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:33,200 It smelled of someone else, uh... 970 01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:36,040 I couldn't place it. 971 01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:52,799 Well, I don't know the extent of it. 972 01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:55,599 - Motherfucker! - Wait, I didn't say anything! 973 01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:57,279 Ruben, you didn't let me finish! 974 01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:58,679 - I didn't need to! - Wait. 975 01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:00,759 - Fucking hell! - Ruben! 976 01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:03,920 Ruben, wait! 977 01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:09,679 The address! I need the fucking address! 978 01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:11,679 Wait, what? Which address? - Well, for fucking Benji! 979 01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:13,839 - Ruben's on his way there now! - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 980 01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:16,559 - Okay, it's Blanchard Street, 16. - Okay. 981 01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:17,719 Okay. Fuck!