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- We are condemned to useless labor.
- Fourth circle of hell.

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Charting goes a lot faster
when you eliminate all classic poetry.

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Writing down what we already know
to be read by nobody.

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I'm sure Dante would agree
that qualifies as useless.

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You're over two weeks behind in your charting.

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- Oops. I missed.
- What are you, eight?

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Could an eight-year-old do this?

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Better stop or it'll stick that way.

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You have a patient in exam one.

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Yeah, see I'm—I'm off at 12:00,
and it's already five of.

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She's been waiting for you since 11:00.

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Melancholy without hope.

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Which circle is that?

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Hi.

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I'm Dr. House.

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- What seems to be the problem?
- Show him your hands, Augustine.

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It looks like stigmata.

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Pius.

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You must be all the talk
around the holy water cooler.

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Been washing a lot of dishes recently?

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I help out in the kitchen.

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- Anything new in the kitchen?
- We just got a donation of saucepans and pots this week.

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- I unpacked and washed them.
- Should've spent your time saving souls.

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It's easier on the hands.

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This is contact dermatitis.
You're allergic to dish soap.

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Nonsense.

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We've always used that soap.

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Why is there a problem now?

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I've been a doctor for years.

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Why do I have to keep assuring people
that I know what I'm doing

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A person can become allergic to substances that they've had
repeated and prolonged exposure to.

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The good news is, free samples.

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Diphenhydramine.
It's an antihistamine.

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It'll stop the allergic reaction.

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Take one every eight hours.

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It might make you feel a little sleepy.
And get some of that over-the-counter cortisone cream.

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- Thank you, Doctor.
- You want some water?

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I have some tea.

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Well, you just relax for a few minutes.
That stuff works pretty fast.

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Still out by 12:00.

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How do you solve a problem like dermatitis?

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- What?
- Doctor?

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I want to thank you for your patience.

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Is she talkin' to you?

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I don't know.
She's certainly looking at me.

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Oh, it's good to get a secular diagnosis.

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The sisters tend to interpret their illnesses
as divine intervention.

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And you don't?
I mean, you're wearing an awfully funny hat.

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Ooh, boy.
Excuse me

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If I break my leg,
I believe it happened for a reason.

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I believe God wanted me to break my leg.

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I also believe he wants me to put a cast on it.

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Doctor? Something's wrong.

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Lift up your chin.

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Sister, you're having an asthma attack.
I need you to relax.

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Roll up her sleeve, please.
Gonna give you epinephrine.

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Open your lungs to help you breathe.

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What happened?

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- She take the pill?
- Yes.

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It was probably an allergic reaction.

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She's allergic to an anti-allergy medicine?

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You figure somebody's out to get her?

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- How are you feeling?
- Better.

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I'll put you on some steroids instead

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Is my heart supposed to be feeling so funny?

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It's called adrenaline.
Makes your heart beat fast.

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But not this fast.
Get a nurse, please.

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Lay down, come on.

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Help! Somebody help us!

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Somebody get in here!

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Call a code and charge up the defibrillator.
She's got no pulse.

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House
Episode 1x05 - Damned If You Do

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Transcript fourni par Raceman.
Synchronisation : Silverado

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Merci à Katie.
www.forom.com

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You diagnosed the patient with allergies and prescribed antihistamines.
She went into respiratory distress.

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And you injected her with epinephrine.

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Presumable one cc.

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Point-one cc. That is the standard dose,
that is what I gave her.

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People don't go into cardiac arrest
from point-one cc epinephrine.

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She must have a pre-existing heart condition
that got exacerbated by the epinephrine.

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It's too bad you didn't make
a notation in the chart.

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- I can make it up right now.

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The drawer has syringes is with both dosages,
you could've easily reached for the wrong...

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- But I didn't.
- Everyone makes mistakes.

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This is why doctors pay through the nose
for malpractice insurance.

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Relax, they're not gonna sue.

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Worst they'd do is whack my hand with a ruler.

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And the discipline board,
are they gonna whack your hand too?

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- You're gonna report me?
- What choice do I have?

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How about not report me?

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I can justify keeping her here
for a 24-hour observation.

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If you haven't found an underlying cause for the cardiac arrest
by then, I will have to notify our attorneys.

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Her hands were red and swollen.
Maybe she has a skin infection, cellulitis?

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That could manifest with hypo-cardio.
There's no history of fever.

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Results from the CVC didn't indicate an infection.

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The centifills were mildly elevated.

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Rates up a bit. Could we be looking
at a systemic allergic response?

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It's no allergic, and allergies don't cause
cardiac arrest like this.

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- Could be inflammation of the blood vessels.
- Vasculitis?

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That wouldn't give you an
elevated eosinophil count.

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Churg Strauss Vasculitis would.

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Blood vessels of the heart, lungs, and skin become inflamed,
causing the asthma, rash, and heart problems.

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Covers all her symptoms.
Need a biopsy to diagnose.

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- Chest CT would be quicker.
- The lady just came in with a rash.

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What the hell are those?

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Candy canes.

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Candy canes?

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Are you mocking me?

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No, I-it's Christmas, and I—
I—I thought—

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Relax. It was a joke.

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- Isn't the prognosis for Churg Strauss a bit grim?
- Yeah.

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Untreated, only 33% of patients
survive past a year, treated, five years.

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Then I definitely suggest treatment.

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If it was any other attending doctor, I'd say
that he made a mistake and gave her too much epinephrine.

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Saying you wouldn't say it was my mistake.
Saying it was my mistake.

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Everyone screws up. Your rule.

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- I think you fit within the subset of everyone.
- I didn't screw up.

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Order a chest CT and start the sister on Prednisone.
40 milligrams, TID.

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The sister?

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Oh, didn't I mention?
Patient's a nun. Sister Augustine.

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I hate nuns.

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Who doesn't?

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Sister Augustine?

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We weren't watching.
We were trying to see if this is the bed control.

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Oh, um, this one's the bed control.
And that's the TV control.

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I'm Dr. Cameron.
This is Dr. Chase and Dr. Forman.

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I haven't seen television in over 20 years.

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Do you consider it the work of the Devil,
or do you just not get cable where you live?

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How are you feeling, Sister?

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I seem to be a little better.
They gave me some medication.

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Prednisone. It's a steroid to help
with the inflammation.

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Has Dr. House figured out what I have?
Will I be okay?

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We're not sure what's wrong yet.

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You'll have a chest CT scan this afternoon
that'll help the diagnosis.

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Dr. House was giving her medication,
and he doesn't know what she has yet?

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Trust, Sister Pious.
It all happens for a reason.

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He doesn't know what he's doing.

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The only problem that woman has
is that House grabbed the wrong syringe.

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You don't trust him?

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I don't trust a man who won't
admit he might be wrong.

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I notice you weren't so quick to tell her she's got
Churg Strauss and only has a couple of years to live.

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I don't tell patients bad news
unless it's conclusive.

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Because you know he might be wrong.

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About Churg Strauss, not about what happened in the clinic.

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What about you, Chase?
You think he's infallible too?

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All I know is, if House didn't make a mistake,
and Sister Augustine has Churg Strauss,

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he'll be self-satisfied, and our lives
will be good for a few weeks.

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If House did make a mistake, he'll be upset
and our lives will be miserable for months.

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There is that.

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If Cuddy thinks I made a mistake, the least
she could do is suspend me from clinic duty.

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She doesn't confuse making a mistake
with being incompetent.

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Oh, here we go.
Lesson time.

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I recognize that confidence
is not my short suit.

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I also recognize that I am human
and capable of error.

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So you might've screwed this up?

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No.

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So it's merely a theoretical
capacity for error.

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Good point.

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Maybe there isn't one.
Maybe that's my error.

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You know, most people who think as much of
themselves as you do like to talk about themselves.

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Most people don't like to listen.

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So what's wrong with you?

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Lemme guess.

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Inflammatory bowel.

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Wow, yeah. Is it that bad?

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Yes.

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It's also written on your chart.

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Bloody diarrhea, gas, pain.

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Took sulfasalazine, but it didn't work.

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Next tried steroid enemas, oral corticosteroids,
5ASA, 6-mercaptopuine.

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- I'm impressed.
- By my medical history?

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By how well your last doctor charted.

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It's one thing to have to go to the bathroom every hour,
but when the kids sit on my lap, it's...

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The store sent me home.
They're gonna fire me.

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Can't you put me back on 5ASA?
Maybe it'll work this time.

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Not likely. I'm giving you a prescription.

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It's cheap, which is good,
'cause your insurance company won't pay for it.

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- Cogaritis?
- Cigarettes.

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One twice a day.
No more, no less.

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Studies have shown that cigarette smoking is one of the most
effective ways to control inflammatory bowel.

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Plus it's been well-established
that you'll look 30% cooler.

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- Are you kidding me?
- About the looking cooler? Yeah.

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- The rest is true.
- Isn't it addictive and dangerous?

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Pretty much all the drugs I prescribe
are addictive and dangerous

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The only difference with this one
is it's completely legal.

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Merry Christmas.

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I was talking to the nurse.

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Arsenio. Do you know him?

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- Not really.
- He can take pictures with his phone.

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Cool.

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That woman from the lab
was interesting too.

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She studied astrophysics
before becoming a nurse.

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You know this stuff better than I do.

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Well, I love to hear all about people.

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You live in a monastery.

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It's where I serve our Lord and the world best.

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Our Lord, maybe.

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The rest of the world, on the other hand,
would probably get more out of feeding the homeless or...

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Healing the sick?

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- As an example, yeah.
- Did you always want to be a doctor?

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Always.

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You always want to be a nun

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My parents died when I was six.

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I was raised in a foster home run by the Church.

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When I was 18, I went to the monastery,
where they let me take my vows.

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I've known no other life,
and I haven't wanted to.

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Okay, Sister, we need you
to lie as still as possible.

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If you get scared, just let us know.

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As Jonah said from inside the whale,

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"When I lost all hope, I turned my thoughts to the Lord."

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She's got God on her side.

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I don't believe it God.

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You're not even a little agnostic?

214
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Is it supposed to smell funny?

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Someone ralphed in there this morning.
We cleaned it up, but...

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It's normal, Sister.
I-it's just a few more minutes.

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I believe in a higher order, that can control what happens,
but not one anthropomorphic entity called "God"

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that's concerned with the
everyday workings of you and me.

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What else is there to control
but the everyday workings of you and me?

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00:13:00,973 --> 00:13:02,997
It's always about you, Foreman.

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What are you talking about? The trees, the fish?
Should they be the ones that think it's all about them?

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00:13:06,590 --> 00:13:08,718
What about you, Chase?
You believe in God?

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I believe Sister Augustine
has no vascular pathology.

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- Which means no Churg Strauss.
- Which means House made a mistake.

225
00:13:16,794 --> 00:13:18,992
No, not necessarily.
It could be something else.

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Thyrotoxicosis, or carcinoid...

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You don't believe in God, but you're willing
to put complete faith in one man?

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Please... the smell.

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Let's get her out of there.

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I'm coming, Sister.

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Oh, the smell.

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I'm gonna be sick, sick.

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- There's no smell.
- Oh—oh, God!

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Oh, it's Jesus. It's Jesus.

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00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:44,818
He's coming for me!

236
00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:47,706
He's burning me with his touch!

237
00:13:47,846 --> 00:13:49,206
Let's get her on some Ativan.

238
00:13:49,241 --> 00:13:49,799
Please!

239
00:13:49,834 --> 00:13:53,462
Smells, religious visions,
symptomatic type of lobe swelling.

240
00:13:53,523 --> 00:13:54,465
We don't... we don't want her to...

241
00:13:55,442 --> 00:13:56,419
She's seizing.

242
00:13:56,733 --> 00:13:57,570
Jaw block.

243
00:13:57,674 --> 00:13:58,965
Help me get her on her side.

244
00:14:01,295 --> 00:14:02,934
- Religious visions?
- Yeah.

245
00:14:03,632 --> 00:14:04,992
And next comes...

246
00:14:10,769 --> 00:14:13,106
Patient tested positive for herpetic encephalitis.

247
00:14:13,217 --> 00:14:15,834
- So what's that tell us?
- Her immune systemis severely compromised.

248
00:14:15,861 --> 00:14:18,931
Oh, I know. Prednisone
compromises the immune system.

249
00:14:19,036 --> 00:14:21,442
Isn't that the medicinethat you gave her
for that thing she doesn't have?

250
00:14:21,505 --> 00:14:24,191
Yeah, the... hey.

251
00:14:24,958 --> 00:14:26,528
I'm thinking that's a trick question.

252
00:14:26,563 --> 00:14:30,888
Her immune system is severely compromised.
Two doses of Prednisone wouldn't do that.

253
00:14:30,915 --> 00:14:33,287
Are you hanging your diagnosis on an adverb?

254
00:14:33,392 --> 00:14:37,368
In 10 seconds, I'm going to announce
that I gave her the wrong dose in the clinic.

255
00:14:37,396 --> 00:14:39,942
- You're gonna admit negligence?
- Unless you leave the room.

256
00:14:40,151 --> 00:14:41,965
If you stay, you'll have to testify.

257
00:14:43,221 --> 00:14:48,070
Five... four... three... two...

258
00:14:48,202 --> 00:14:54,167
So there I was in the clinic, drunk. I open the drawer,
close my eyes, take the first syringe I can find...

259
00:14:56,741 --> 00:15:00,020
So, what are the options
for compromised immune system?

260
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:01,939
Mixed connective tissue disease.

261
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,512
It'd explain why she was feeling
better on the Prednisone.

262
00:15:04,756 --> 00:15:07,860
Sure she was feeling better right
up to the moment when it almost killed her.

263
00:15:07,930 --> 00:15:10,407
On the other hand,
it explains the symptoms.

264
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:14,062
Swollen hands, pulmonary problems,
cardiac problems, it all fits.

265
00:15:14,132 --> 00:15:16,225
- Except her ANA was normal.
- So redraw the blood.

266
00:15:16,322 --> 00:15:18,485
But the treatment is corticosteroids, Prednisone.

267
00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:20,578
And we can't go there because of the encephalitis.

268
00:15:20,613 --> 00:15:24,485
Well, treat it with something that modulates
the immune system, but doesn't suppress it.

269
00:15:24,652 --> 00:15:26,326
Hyperbaric oxygen chamber.

270
00:15:26,396 --> 00:15:29,849
There's no protocol for putting a patient
in a high-pressure oxygen room...

271
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:34,726
- ... to treat autoimmune problems.
- Oh, you people, always with the protocols.

272
00:15:35,842 --> 00:15:37,481
Prep the nun.

273
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,540
And discontinue the Prednisone.

274
00:15:45,759 --> 00:15:50,852
I am both amused and annoyed that you think
I should be less stubborn than you are.

275
00:15:52,189 --> 00:15:55,014
You are aware of the Hippocratic Oath, right?

276
00:15:55,398 --> 00:15:57,909
The one that starts "First, do nor harm,"

277
00:15:57,979 --> 00:16:02,758
and then goes on to tell us no abortions, no seductions,
and definitely no cutting of those who labor beneath the stone?

278
00:16:02,776 --> 00:16:04,625
Yeah, I took a read once, wasn't impressed.

279
00:16:04,694 --> 00:16:08,985
Hyperbaric treatments could cause
oxygen toxicity, lung and eye damage.

280
00:16:09,013 --> 00:16:10,303
Every treatment has its dangers.

281
00:16:10,338 --> 00:16:14,629
Which is why we only treat if we're convinced
the patient actually needs the treatment.

282
00:16:14,664 --> 00:16:17,175
I'm convinced. You're not.

283
00:16:17,733 --> 00:16:19,757
The question is, what are you gonna do about it?

284
00:16:23,341 --> 00:16:26,585
I have an opening Thursday at 3:00.
Do you have a fourth?

285
00:16:27,415 --> 00:16:28,601
Is he any good?

286
00:16:29,996 --> 00:16:32,055
Uh, can I call you right back? Okay.

287
00:16:34,343 --> 00:16:35,285
What's up?

288
00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:42,749
The pressure will force the oxygen
into your system, and saturate your blood.

289
00:16:42,993 --> 00:16:45,923
It will enhance white cell activity,
reduce the inflammation.

290
00:16:46,028 --> 00:16:49,551
And that will help with this
mixed connective tissue disease?

291
00:16:49,613 --> 00:16:52,334
We'll be doing about 10 treatments,
and then we'll reevaluate.

292
00:16:52,997 --> 00:16:56,276
The last treatment with Prednisone
caused the seizures, right?

293
00:16:56,547 --> 00:16:59,128
How confident is Dr. House about this?

294
00:16:59,616 --> 00:17:04,919
That you reacted so strongly to the Prednisone let us know
that you had an underlying problem with your immune system.

295
00:17:05,016 --> 00:17:06,690
Then I guess it was a blessing.

296
00:17:07,597 --> 00:17:08,783
Of sorts.

297
00:17:12,534 --> 00:17:15,046
So who's your favorite reindeer, Nurse Arnold?

298
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:17,278
- Rudolph.
- I would have thought it was Vixen.

299
00:17:17,348 --> 00:17:19,615
- What are you implying?
- Nothing.

300
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:26,071
But I saw you at the Christmas party
with Dr. Miles and Dr. Jargons and Nurse Crandall.

301
00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:28,059
I was just doing some Christmas dancing.

302
00:17:28,121 --> 00:17:29,831
This is a chapel.

303
00:17:30,284 --> 00:17:31,819
A house of prayer.

304
00:17:32,621 --> 00:17:34,749
A house of prayer. Huh.

305
00:17:35,473 --> 00:17:37,078
Well, that explainsthe good reception.

306
00:17:37,287 --> 00:17:40,008
Also why nobody's ever here.

307
00:17:42,198 --> 00:17:44,047
I need to talk with you, Dr. House.

308
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:47,187
Sister Augustine believes
in things that aren't real.

309
00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:51,233
I thought that was a job
requirement for you people.

310
00:17:51,958 --> 00:17:53,493
She's been known to lie.

311
00:17:54,435 --> 00:17:57,191
To get sympathy. She's a hypochondriac.

312
00:17:57,811 --> 00:18:01,962
So you're warning me that I may be treating
a non-existent ailment.

313
00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:04,439
Sore throats, joint pains.

314
00:18:04,718 --> 00:18:06,009
There's always something wrong.

315
00:18:06,105 --> 00:18:07,500
And there's never a reason for it.

316
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,593
Mother Superior plays right into it.

317
00:18:10,361 --> 00:18:12,454
Lets Augustine off work duties.

318
00:18:12,621 --> 00:18:15,690
Treating her as... fragile. Special.

319
00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:17,260
That must make you angry.

320
00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:19,876
It bothers me.

321
00:18:20,148 --> 00:18:22,694
It's not really in Augustine's best interest.

322
00:18:27,229 --> 00:18:28,276
Want some?

323
00:18:30,429 --> 00:18:31,580
I shouldn't.

324
00:18:37,365 --> 00:18:41,377
I guess you gotta be good at reading people
to be a good infirmarian, huh?

325
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:47,089
So we got pride, anger, envy, gluttony.

326
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:50,752
That four out of seven deadly sins
in under two minutes.

327
00:18:51,059 --> 00:18:54,512
Do you people keep records of these things?
Is there a Cath-lympics?

328
00:18:56,186 --> 00:18:59,256
- They say you have a gift.
- They like to talk.

329
00:18:59,353 --> 00:19:01,063
You hide behind your intelligence.

330
00:19:01,132 --> 00:19:02,388
Yeah, that's pretty stupid.

331
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:05,249
And you make jokes because you're afraid
to take anything seriously.

332
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:08,416
Because if you take things seriously, they matter.

333
00:19:08,485 --> 00:19:11,206
- And if they matter...
- Then when things go wrong, I get hurt.

334
00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:14,032
- I'm not tough, I'm vulnerable.
- I barely know you.

335
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,513
And I don't know if I'm right.
I just hope I am.

336
00:19:18,071 --> 00:19:19,815
Because the alternative is,

337
00:19:20,652 --> 00:19:22,955
you really are as miserable as you seem to be.

338
00:19:26,155 --> 00:19:28,667
You know, from the way you're looking at me right now,

339
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,857
I'd say you just hit number five.

340
00:19:32,183 --> 00:19:33,264
Lust.

341
00:19:46,296 --> 00:19:49,889
Dr. Brown, I love you too.

342
00:19:58,354 --> 00:19:59,261
How you feeling?

343
00:20:00,029 --> 00:20:02,680
- A little weak.
- That's from the oxygen.

344
00:20:02,884 --> 00:20:04,175
My mouth is dry.

345
00:20:04,384 --> 00:20:07,524
Okay, well, uh,
I'll get you some of your tea.

346
00:20:09,985 --> 00:20:13,229
Mixed connective tissue disease?
Her ANA is barely elevated.

347
00:20:13,822 --> 00:20:16,752
Well, thanks for checking upon her.
Good to know you got my back.

348
00:20:16,823 --> 00:20:20,555
O2 sats down to 83.
Pulmonary problems, breathing problems...

349
00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:22,439
Irritation from the oxygen is typical.

350
00:20:22,466 --> 00:20:25,466
She comes in with a rash,
and you put herinto cardiac arrest.

351
00:20:25,501 --> 00:20:27,629
That well just never runs dry, does it?

352
00:20:27,734 --> 00:20:31,257
If there was no underlying problem,
why is she still having the rapid heart rate?

353
00:20:31,318 --> 00:20:34,458
Maybe from the herpetic encephalitis
caused by you giving her Prednisone.

354
00:20:34,493 --> 00:20:36,167
Her reaction is a symptom, not an error.

355
00:20:36,167 --> 00:20:38,574
- There's always an explanation, isn't there?
- Yes, there is,

356
00:20:38,601 --> 00:20:39,997
and if this one doesn't work, we'll find another.

357
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,531
But never one involving you screwing up.

358
00:20:41,566 --> 00:20:43,415
One that fits all the facts.

359
00:20:43,555 --> 00:20:46,799
Look, we obviously have a difference
of opinion, and that's fine.

360
00:20:46,861 --> 00:20:51,117
I used up all the time I budgeted today
for banging my head against a wall.

361
00:20:51,179 --> 00:20:53,865
I am gonna do you the biggest favor
one doctor can do for another.

362
00:20:53,935 --> 00:20:56,586
I am gonna stop you
from killing your patient.

363
00:20:56,970 --> 00:20:58,191
You're off the case.

364
00:21:17,425 --> 00:21:18,541
We're gonna treat the symptoms.

365
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,158
- Not the underlying condition?
- There is no underlying condition.

366
00:21:21,199 --> 00:21:22,142
What's her status?

367
00:21:22,244 --> 00:21:24,030
The sister's breathing is labored.

368
00:21:24,352 --> 00:21:28,802
Pneumonitis from the hyperbaric chamber.
Put her on 40% oxygen until her O2 sats increase.

369
00:21:28,836 --> 00:21:32,577
BUN and creatinine's rising.
ALT and AST twice the normal range.

370
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,488
Could be from the hypotensive episode.

371
00:21:34,622 --> 00:21:36,341
Let's follow them with labs.

372
00:21:36,476 --> 00:21:39,712
She still has the rash and
joint pain she came in with.

373
00:21:40,038 --> 00:21:41,690
Order a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory.

374
00:21:41,757 --> 00:21:44,521
When we were looking at the differential diagnosis
with Dr. House, we were considering...

375
00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:46,679
I don't need to hear
what Dr. House was considering.

376
00:21:46,836 --> 00:21:50,409
All of this woman's symptoms can be traced
to Dr. House's considerations.

377
00:21:53,106 --> 00:21:54,117
Okay.

378
00:21:55,556 --> 00:21:57,477
Let's just get this patient healthy.

379
00:21:57,612 --> 00:22:00,005
I want her going out the front door
and not the back.

380
00:22:02,016 --> 00:22:04,309
Hey, it's not like I betrayed him.

381
00:22:04,376 --> 00:22:06,769
Cuddy would've found out
about the hyperbaric treatments eventually.

382
00:22:06,837 --> 00:22:08,691
You did what you felt you had to.

383
00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:27,035
Can't get enough of this place, huh?

384
00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:31,508
I came for my stethoscope.

385
00:22:31,677 --> 00:22:36,497
So I shouldn't read too much into the fact that you were looking for it
in the drawer with the epinephrine syringes in it?

386
00:22:38,555 --> 00:22:41,892
Okay. Yeah.
I'd like to cure my reputation.

387
00:22:41,959 --> 00:22:44,926
Oh, right, I forgot how much
you care about what people think.

388
00:22:45,296 --> 00:22:47,454
Prescribing cigarettes
for inflammatory bowel?

389
00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:50,286
They cause lung cancer, you know.

390
00:22:50,522 --> 00:22:53,017
You know why they have
ribbons for breast cancer,

391
00:22:53,141 --> 00:22:56,410
colorectal cancer, prostate cancer,
and not for lung cancer

392
00:22:56,916 --> 00:22:59,006
They... ran out of colors?

393
00:22:59,062 --> 00:23:01,523
It's because people blame
lung cancer patients.

394
00:23:01,691 --> 00:23:05,770
They smoke, they screwed up, they deserve to die.
The reason people die from lung cancer is guilt.

395
00:23:07,883 --> 00:23:10,849
Well, guilt does a lot of damage.

396
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,512
You said that with great significance.

397
00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:15,635
You're not here to find your stethoscope.

398
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:18,084
You're not here to clear your reputation.

399
00:23:18,859 --> 00:23:20,949
You're here because you're having doubts.

400
00:23:21,140 --> 00:23:22,118
You might've screwed off.

401
00:23:22,219 --> 00:23:25,051
I'm here because if I'm right,
Cuddy is killing that patient.

402
00:23:25,118 --> 00:23:25,792
Okay.

403
00:23:26,129 --> 00:23:27,377
But if you're wrong?

404
00:23:30,163 --> 00:23:31,950
- Then she's saving her.
- Fine.

405
00:23:32,017 --> 00:23:36,568
You're gonna have to go through every record of every patient
who's been through this clinic in the last two days.

406
00:23:36,725 --> 00:23:39,489
And you're gonna have to hope
that those records can be trusted.

407
00:23:39,894 --> 00:23:42,287
Which, by the way, yours can't.

408
00:23:52,813 --> 00:23:56,048
These pills'll help your kidneys
function a little better, Sister.

409
00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:04,355
Get your wrist.

410
00:24:07,615 --> 00:24:08,626
What's it at?

411
00:24:09,468 --> 00:24:10,682
104.

412
00:24:11,626 --> 00:24:12,603
Is that good?

413
00:24:13,783 --> 00:24:14,457
It's fine.

414
00:24:15,974 --> 00:24:18,165
You're a lousy liar, Dr. Chase.

415
00:24:26,022 --> 00:24:28,247
I have to get this.
Excuse me.

416
00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:33,034
My mother's been dead for ten years.

417
00:24:34,523 --> 00:24:36,411
But she's always with you in spirit.

418
00:24:36,771 --> 00:24:38,793
- What do you know about the nun?
- Which one?

419
00:24:39,737 --> 00:24:41,726
The cute one.
I think she likes me.

420
00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:44,153
The sick one, obviously.

421
00:24:44,344 --> 00:24:47,748
Her parents died when she was a child.
And she's been with the Church ever since.

422
00:24:47,816 --> 00:24:49,670
- What's she lying about?
- Why do you say that?

423
00:24:50,063 --> 00:24:51,041
I always say that.

424
00:24:51,412 --> 00:24:54,513
And the old nun thinks
the sick nun is a big, fat nun liar.

425
00:24:54,614 --> 00:24:56,805
- You know nuns. What do you think?
- I don't know nuns.

426
00:24:56,906 --> 00:24:58,322
You hate nuns.

427
00:24:58,446 --> 00:25:00,097
You can't hate someone if you don't know them.

428
00:25:00,502 --> 00:25:02,659
Know any Nazis?
Maybe I hate them on principle.

429
00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:07,007
I have a theory about what makes good boys good.

430
00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:09,390
It's not because of some moral imperative.

431
00:25:09,861 --> 00:25:12,187
Good boys have the fear of God put into them.

432
00:25:12,580 --> 00:25:15,310
Catholic Church specializes
in that kind of training.

433
00:25:15,984 --> 00:25:18,782
To make good boys afraid
of divine retribution.

434
00:25:18,849 --> 00:25:20,805
So they'll do what their daddies tell 'em.

435
00:25:21,131 --> 00:25:24,906
Like, for example, going into medical school
when it's the last thing they want to do.

436
00:25:25,749 --> 00:25:26,625
What do you think?

437
00:25:28,603 --> 00:25:31,030
I think if she did have a secret,
her boss would know.

438
00:25:37,554 --> 00:25:39,913
Did you paint or put in
new carpets recently?

439
00:25:39,947 --> 00:25:40,655
No.

440
00:25:40,756 --> 00:25:42,644
Any way she could've got access to drugs?

441
00:25:42,745 --> 00:25:47,161
Well, we lock all our medications in the infirmary,
and we don't keep prescription drugs here.

442
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:50,749
Why haven't you asked Sister Augustine
about these things directly?

443
00:25:51,929 --> 00:25:57,053
I found that when you want to know the truth about someone,
that someone is probably the last person you should ask.

444
00:25:57,849 --> 00:26:00,309
And have you been speaking to Sister Eucharist?

445
00:26:00,747 --> 00:26:03,208
She ratted out her fellow sister pretty quickly.

446
00:26:03,511 --> 00:26:06,276
If I were you, I'd have her repeat a year of nun school.

447
00:26:06,747 --> 00:26:09,040
Becoming a nun doesn't make you a saint.

448
00:26:09,187 --> 00:26:11,007
Becoming a doctor doesn't make you a healer.

449
00:26:11,715 --> 00:26:17,243
And just because we live in a monastery and we spend most of
our time in prayer doesn't mean we don't find time for drama.

450
00:26:17,547 --> 00:26:20,277
So what is the sick one's drama?

451
00:26:20,805 --> 00:26:24,143
Sister Augustine lived in Catholic foster care...

452
00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:25,760
until she came to us.

453
00:26:27,683 --> 00:26:28,525
Tea?

454
00:26:28,964 --> 00:26:29,705
Sure.

455
00:26:33,211 --> 00:26:34,728
Do all of you lie?

456
00:26:35,469 --> 00:26:36,716
It's a good strategy.

457
00:26:36,795 --> 00:26:38,615
It's simpler when you tell the same lie.

458
00:26:38,682 --> 00:26:41,649
But she does not spend her entire life as a good Catholic.

459
00:26:41,772 --> 00:26:45,244
When she had a cardiac arrest,
I had to open her blouse to do CPR.

460
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:46,761
And I learned two things.

461
00:26:46,829 --> 00:26:48,649
Nuns can have nice breasts.

462
00:26:48,806 --> 00:26:50,896
And she has a tattoo on her shoulder.

463
00:26:51,098 --> 00:26:52,379
Of a skunk.

464
00:26:54,166 --> 00:26:56,627
Now, maybe this was
the sacred skunk of Joseph,

465
00:26:56,683 --> 00:26:58,368
but as far as I know,

466
00:26:58,807 --> 00:27:03,256
Catholic foster care and monasteries
do not keep tattoo parlors in their refectories.

467
00:27:03,447 --> 00:27:05,739
We consider that our life begins...

468
00:27:05,942 --> 00:27:08,335
when we put on our habits
and take our vows.

469
00:27:10,256 --> 00:27:11,638
What happens before then...

470
00:27:11,694 --> 00:27:14,525
It's irrelevant to you.
But it's relevant to me.

471
00:27:18,289 --> 00:27:21,829
Sister Augustine went into foster care
when she was six years old.

472
00:27:21,896 --> 00:27:23,952
But she left when she was 12.

473
00:27:24,683 --> 00:27:27,245
She lived on the streets,
she got into drugs.

474
00:27:28,627 --> 00:27:30,885
When she was 15,
she became pregnant.

475
00:27:31,121 --> 00:27:32,503
Tried to self-abort.

476
00:27:33,166 --> 00:27:35,694
She lost the child,
she became ill.

477
00:27:35,930 --> 00:27:37,784
We took her in when she came back.

478
00:27:38,189 --> 00:27:41,661
If we had thought that it was medically
relevant, we would have told you.

479
00:27:44,178 --> 00:27:45,593
It's not.

480
00:27:54,670 --> 00:27:56,288
This tea is delicious.

481
00:27:57,504 --> 00:27:58,616
Local herbs?

482
00:27:59,863 --> 00:28:01,178
Any change with the medication?

483
00:28:01,234 --> 00:28:04,403
Yeah, she's getting worse.
Lung functions deteriorating,

484
00:28:04,437 --> 00:28:06,324
BUN and creatinine continuing to rise.

485
00:28:06,392 --> 00:28:08,482
She's starting to run a fever,
and the rash is spreading.

486
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,166
- At this rate, she's not gonna make Christmas.
- Maybe House was right.

487
00:28:11,301 --> 00:28:13,391
Maybe there is an underlying condition
that explains the symptoms.

488
00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:14,941
Something we haven't considered.

489
00:28:15,009 --> 00:28:15,582
Like what?

490
00:28:15,919 --> 00:28:17,503
It could be a metabolic disorder.

491
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,110
- Specifically?
- Might be genetic.

492
00:28:19,144 --> 00:28:20,560
Specifically?

493
00:28:20,627 --> 00:28:22,784
- I'm just saying that...
- You're just saying you think House is right.

494
00:28:22,976 --> 00:28:24,257
Might be right.

495
00:28:24,324 --> 00:28:26,818
Of course he might be right.
It might be the hand of God at work.

496
00:28:26,886 --> 00:28:29,717
Don't say it's something else
unless you've got something concrete to offer.

497
00:28:33,910 --> 00:28:34,854
What's this? Hemlock?

498
00:28:34,955 --> 00:28:38,191
I'm gonna do you the biggest favor
one doctor can do another.

499
00:28:38,427 --> 00:28:40,651
I'm gonna stop you from killing your patient.

500
00:28:41,494 --> 00:28:43,281
It's figwort tea.

501
00:28:43,448 --> 00:28:45,807
Great for that little pick-me-up
we're all looking for in the morning.

502
00:28:45,864 --> 00:28:49,066
Opens the lungs, increases the blood pressure,
stimulates the heart.

503
00:28:49,201 --> 00:28:54,089
Unfortunately, if you then get injected
with even point-one cc of epinephrine,

504
00:28:54,415 --> 00:28:56,269
instant cardiac arrest.

505
00:28:56,808 --> 00:28:58,392
Still, what the hell, it tastes great.

506
00:28:58,729 --> 00:29:01,999
- Sister Augustine...
- ... has been drinking it religiously, so to speak.

507
00:29:03,213 --> 00:29:05,202
And if you take the cardiac arrest
out of the equation...

508
00:29:05,236 --> 00:29:09,247
all the rest of the symptoms can be explained
by a severe long-term allergic reaction.

509
00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:11,606
Well, that's what Cameron
said in the beginning.

510
00:29:11,741 --> 00:29:13,157
Yes. She did.

511
00:29:14,403 --> 00:29:15,549
Well done.

512
00:29:16,257 --> 00:29:20,201
But your unwillingness to stick
by your diagnosis almost killed this woman.

513
00:29:20,909 --> 00:29:23,470
Take a lesson from Foreman
and stand up for what you believe.

514
00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:27,798
Okay. Let's go figure out
how to save a nun.

515
00:29:28,472 --> 00:29:31,135
Damned if you do,
damned if you don't.

516
00:29:32,617 --> 00:29:39,426
'Cause it's been untreated for so long, it's gone from a simple watery eyes,
scratchy throat allergy to a whopping I'm-gonna-kick-your-ass allergy.

517
00:29:39,482 --> 00:29:43,494
Compromising her immune system, diminishing
her ability to heal, and breaking down her organ systems.

518
00:29:43,561 --> 00:29:45,280
So what's the source?

519
00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:46,595
The dish soap.

520
00:29:46,887 --> 00:29:50,224
No, symptoms persisted days
after the dish washing episode.

521
00:29:50,258 --> 00:29:53,258
It's gotta be something she's been exposed to
here in the hospital, as well as the monastery.

522
00:29:53,314 --> 00:29:57,393
- Well, what about the tea? It caused her arrhythmia.
- Aah, could be, but it's not definitive.

523
00:29:57,494 --> 00:30:00,325
- We'll skin test for allergies.
- Not yet, she's too reactive.

524
00:30:00,416 --> 00:30:02,640
She'll test positiveto everything.
We need to stabilize her,

525
00:30:02,708 --> 00:30:05,607
isolate her from all possible allergens
and give her system a rest.

526
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:06,719
Get her in the clean room.

527
00:30:06,808 --> 00:30:10,213
Okay, then we'll gradually introduce
allergens to see how she responds.

528
00:30:10,246 --> 00:30:12,437
When she reacts to something,
we'll know that's what's killing her.

529
00:30:14,516 --> 00:30:17,078
There you go.
No television, no books.

530
00:30:17,246 --> 00:30:18,359
Not even my Bible?

531
00:30:18,460 --> 00:30:21,662
I'm afraid not. This room has
filtered air, filtered water.

532
00:30:22,033 --> 00:30:23,314
You even have silk sheets.

533
00:30:23,438 --> 00:30:25,595
Very decadent and hypoallergenic.

534
00:30:26,033 --> 00:30:27,516
You should be feeling better her

535
00:30:31,754 --> 00:30:34,316
We'll be back to check on you in a little while.

536
00:30:34,417 --> 00:30:38,260
Can the other sisters come in
and pray with me?

537
00:30:39,494 --> 00:30:41,854
It'd be better if you don't have any visitors.

538
00:30:42,450 --> 00:30:46,798
Once we isolate what's causing your allergy,
then we can be a little more relax.

539
00:30:57,977 --> 00:30:59,494
I-I can pray with you.

540
00:31:00,674 --> 00:31:02,089
I don't want to die.

541
00:31:03,476 --> 00:31:05,633
Why has He left me?

542
00:31:15,785 --> 00:31:17,302
I was in seminary school.

543
00:31:19,527 --> 00:31:22,089
They asked us once
what our favorite passage was.

544
00:31:22,358 --> 00:31:25,291
I chose First Peter 1:7.

545
00:31:27,484 --> 00:31:31,630
"These trials only test your faith
"to see whether or notit is strong and pure.

546
00:31:32,034 --> 00:31:33,753
"Your faith is being tested.

547
00:31:34,495 --> 00:31:36,652
"As fire tests gold and purifies it.

548
00:31:36,843 --> 00:31:39,810
"And your faith is far more precious
"to the Lord than mere gold.

549
00:31:40,147 --> 00:31:44,158
"So if your faith remains strong
"after being tested, it will bring you

550
00:31:44,282 --> 00:31:47,383
"much praise and glory and honor

551
00:31:48,799 --> 00:31:50,383
"on the day of His return."

552
00:31:51,557 --> 00:31:52,838
He hasn't left you.

553
00:31:56,512 --> 00:32:00,018
The only thing in the way of you
knowing He's there is your fear.

554
00:32:00,187 --> 00:32:03,086
You have a choice.
Faith or fear.

555
00:32:04,540 --> 00:32:05,551
That's the test.

556
00:32:05,652 --> 00:32:07,978
Choosing faith doesn't mean I won't die.

557
00:32:08,079 --> 00:32:10,540
But it will affect how you will experience your death.

558
00:32:11,349 --> 00:32:13,000
And therefore your life.

559
00:32:13,135 --> 00:32:14,079
It's up to you.

560
00:32:14,911 --> 00:32:17,304
Why did you leave seminary school?

561
00:32:19,293 --> 00:32:20,371
That test...

562
00:32:22,046 --> 00:32:23,158
you passed,

563
00:32:23,933 --> 00:32:24,844
I didn't.

564
00:32:26,259 --> 00:32:27,877
We'll call you if anything changes.

565
00:32:27,934 --> 00:32:29,451
Will she be all right?

566
00:32:29,552 --> 00:32:33,496
As long as she's not exposed to anything
that can aggravate her allergy, she'll be fine.

567
00:32:34,799 --> 00:32:36,046
Need some help in here.

568
00:32:42,406 --> 00:32:44,664
Screw the procedure.
She's in anaphylactic shock.

569
00:32:44,732 --> 00:32:46,754
No way, she's in the damn clean room!
Are you kidding me?

570
00:32:46,889 --> 00:32:47,698
Get in here!

571
00:32:50,327 --> 00:32:51,675
Point-one cc of epi.

572
00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:53,519
We've got to intubate.

573
00:32:53,552 --> 00:32:55,238
I got it. Get the ambu bag.

574
00:33:08,541 --> 00:33:09,418
I'm in.

575
00:33:22,737 --> 00:33:23,984
Breathing stabilized.

576
00:33:26,486 --> 00:33:27,868
It's a clean room.

577
00:33:36,403 --> 00:33:39,470
How do you get an allergic reaction in a clean room?

578
00:33:41,358 --> 00:33:44,493
- Maybe it was the preservatives in the IV.
- Checked that.

579
00:33:45,418 --> 00:33:48,115
- Latex tubing?
- Checked that. Checked everything.

580
00:33:48,946 --> 00:33:52,823
Well, it could bemast cell leukemia.
It can cause anaphylaxis.

581
00:33:52,958 --> 00:33:54,205
We checked the blood levels.

582
00:33:54,261 --> 00:33:58,711
And it's not eosinophilia odiopathic anaphylaxis.

583
00:33:59,115 --> 00:34:01,306
Maybe it's just divine will.

584
00:34:02,621 --> 00:34:04,778
It's not my will.

585
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:11,609
You do realize, if you're wrong...

586
00:34:11,665 --> 00:34:13,350
about the big picture, that is...

587
00:34:13,452 --> 00:34:14,800
you're going to burn, right?

588
00:34:15,002 --> 00:34:17,429
What do you want me to do?
Just accept it, pack it in?

589
00:34:17,519 --> 00:34:21,261
Yeah, I want you to accept
that sometimes patients die against all reason.

590
00:34:21,328 --> 00:34:25,103
- And sometimes they get better against all reason.
- No, they don't. We just don't know the reason.

591
00:34:25,227 --> 00:34:27,621
I think the nuns would agree with you on that.

592
00:34:37,364 --> 00:34:40,431
I just wanted to say that I know
you did everything you could.

593
00:34:40,566 --> 00:34:43,566
I don't need verification from you
to know that I'm doing my job well.

594
00:34:43,879 --> 00:34:45,329
That's your problem, not mine.

595
00:34:45,497 --> 00:34:46,846
I was just being nice.

596
00:34:46,913 --> 00:34:49,205
Yeah, well, you don't need
to always do that.

597
00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:53,297
Merry Christmas.

598
00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:06,976
Sister Augustine's been extubated.

599
00:35:09,167 --> 00:35:09,774
Good.

600
00:35:09,992 --> 00:35:12,621
She's requested to check out
against medical advice.

601
00:35:12,789 --> 00:35:14,441
She wants to go back to the monastery.

602
00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:16,497
Well, talk her out of it.

603
00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:19,688
I think I may have talked her into it.

604
00:35:37,017 --> 00:35:39,039
Room's paid up for the rest of the week.

605
00:35:40,657 --> 00:35:42,208
Might as well stick around.

606
00:35:42,781 --> 00:35:46,421
This illness is a test of my faith.

607
00:35:47,083 --> 00:35:49,240
If it's His will to take me,

608
00:35:49,577 --> 00:35:51,397
it doesn't matter where I am.

609
00:35:51,599 --> 00:35:53,083
I can accept that.

610
00:35:54,116 --> 00:35:56,746
Does anybody believe anything you say?

611
00:35:58,566 --> 00:36:00,049
You're not accepting.

612
00:36:02,026 --> 00:36:03,509
You're running away.

613
00:36:03,677 --> 00:36:05,397
Just like you always do.

614
00:36:06,374 --> 00:36:09,138
You ran away from the monastery to get laid.

615
00:36:10,138 --> 00:36:13,813
You ran away from the real world
when getting laid didn't work out so good.

616
00:36:14,284 --> 00:36:17,318
Now things aren't working
out again, so off you go.

617
00:36:18,015 --> 00:36:20,846
Why is it so difficult for you to believe in God?

618
00:36:22,116 --> 00:36:25,858
What I have difficulty with
is the whole concept of belief.

619
00:36:26,397 --> 00:36:28,892
Faith isn't based on logic and experience.

620
00:36:29,060 --> 00:36:32,094
I experience God on a daily basis.

621
00:36:33,056 --> 00:36:35,483
And the miracle of life all around.

622
00:36:35,955 --> 00:36:37,640
The miracle of birth.

623
00:36:38,315 --> 00:36:40,202
The miracle of love.

624
00:36:40,910 --> 00:36:42,663
He is always with me.

625
00:36:42,993 --> 00:36:47,139
Where is the miracle in delivering
a crack-addicted baby?

626
00:36:49,555 --> 00:36:53,196
And watching her mother abandon her
'cause she needs another score.

627
00:36:53,726 --> 00:36:54,838
Miracle of love.

628
00:36:55,883 --> 00:37:01,074
You are over twice as likely to be killed
by the person you love than by a stranger.

629
00:37:01,917 --> 00:37:04,175
Are you trying to talk me out of my faith?

630
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:08,644
You can have all the faith you want
in spirits and the afterlife.

631
00:37:08,836 --> 00:37:10,285
And heaven and hell.

632
00:37:11,499 --> 00:37:14,263
But when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot.

633
00:37:15,364 --> 00:37:18,802
'Cause you can tell me that you put your faith
in God to get you through the day.

634
00:37:18,971 --> 00:37:22,004
But when it comes time to cross the road,
I know you look both ways.

635
00:37:22,095 --> 00:37:26,477
I don't believe He is inside me
and is going to save me.

636
00:37:26,847 --> 00:37:31,668
I believe He is inside me
whether I live or die.

637
00:37:31,724 --> 00:37:33,443
Then you might as well live.

638
00:37:35,634 --> 00:37:38,061
You got a better shot betting on me than on Him.

639
00:37:39,803 --> 00:37:41,421
When I was 15,

640
00:37:42,196 --> 00:37:45,601
I was on every kind of birth
control known to man.

641
00:37:46,870 --> 00:37:48,792
And I still got pregnant.

642
00:37:50,545 --> 00:37:52,028
I blamed God.

643
00:37:52,455 --> 00:37:55,253
I hated Him for ruining my life.

644
00:37:55,354 --> 00:37:57,376
But then I realized something.

645
00:37:57,870 --> 00:38:02,724
You can't be angry with God
and not believe in Him at the same time.

646
00:38:02,926 --> 00:38:04,409
No one can.

647
00:38:04,915 --> 00:38:06,904
Not even you, Dr. House.

648
00:38:12,178 --> 00:38:13,223
How'd it go?

649
00:38:13,594 --> 00:38:16,054
She has God inside her.

650
00:38:16,252 --> 00:38:18,376
Would've been easier to deal with a tumor.

651
00:38:19,488 --> 00:38:21,207
Maybe she's allergic to God.

652
00:38:26,619 --> 00:38:30,934
We've looked everywhere for an allergen
that could be causing this reaction except one place.

653
00:38:30,994 --> 00:38:31,972
Inside her.

654
00:38:32,039 --> 00:38:34,264
On her medical history,
she didn't mention any surgery.

655
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:35,163
She had one.

656
00:38:35,231 --> 00:38:38,332
- Can we get her records? What hospital was it at?
- She didn't have it at a hospital.

657
00:38:38,972 --> 00:38:40,422
Order a full body scan.

658
00:38:40,489 --> 00:38:41,972
What if she refuses?

659
00:38:42,107 --> 00:38:43,792
Tell her I'm looking for a miracle.

660
00:38:46,579 --> 00:38:49,141
No piercings. No fillings.

661
00:38:49,815 --> 00:38:52,242
No surgical pins in the arm.

662
00:38:52,568 --> 00:38:54,793
- No implants.
- It's clean as a whistle.

663
00:38:54,961 --> 00:38:56,478
What's House looking for?

664
00:38:58,366 --> 00:38:59,613
What is that?

665
00:39:00,545 --> 00:39:01,421
Don't know.

666
00:39:01,758 --> 00:39:04,522
Lock on it.
Get a 3-D representation.

667
00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:11,027
Oh, my God.

668
00:39:15,253 --> 00:39:16,702
The copper cross.

669
00:39:16,871 --> 00:39:19,669
A form of birth control pulled off the market in the '80s.

670
00:39:19,972 --> 00:39:21,860
So she's allergic to copper?

671
00:39:22,017 --> 00:39:23,669
Rare, but it happens.

672
00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:25,456
Didn't she knowshe had an IUD?

673
00:39:25,624 --> 00:39:26,635
She had an abortion.

674
00:39:26,793 --> 00:39:30,737
IUD must have been left in, embedded in the
endometrial tissue where it couldn't be detected.

675
00:39:31,849 --> 00:39:34,411
So all we have to do is remove the IUD.

676
00:39:34,478 --> 00:39:36,130
Then the symptoms should subside.

677
00:39:36,759 --> 00:39:39,287
I got this IUD when I was 15.

678
00:39:39,422 --> 00:39:41,613
I-it's been more than 20 years.

679
00:39:41,681 --> 00:39:44,310
Well, prolonged exposure to an allergen
with minimal symptoms.

680
00:39:44,771 --> 00:39:49,119
But at some point, all it takes is one last contact
to cause a full-blown reaction.

681
00:39:49,378 --> 00:39:52,647
It's like a balloon filled with air.
One last breath, it explodes.

682
00:39:53,557 --> 00:39:57,569
The first time I got the rash
was when I was washing the copper cookware.

683
00:39:57,557 --> 00:40:00,860
And all your subsequent symptoms
came from ingesting food prepared in it.

684
00:40:01,838 --> 00:40:03,961
Dr. House found his miracle.

685
00:40:04,669 --> 00:40:06,456
I doubt he'll interpret it that way.

686
00:40:08,838 --> 00:40:10,961
You told me your favorite passage.

687
00:40:11,298 --> 00:40:13,085
Would you like to hear mine?

688
00:40:14,759 --> 00:40:17,119
"Celebrate and be glad,

689
00:40:17,254 --> 00:40:20,119
"because your brother was dead and is alive again."

690
00:40:20,263 --> 00:40:21,274
The prodigal son.

691
00:40:23,465 --> 00:40:25,993
He'll be waiting for you when you're ready.

692
00:40:28,420 --> 00:40:30,510
We'll schedule your surgery for tomorrow.

693
00:40:37,598 --> 00:40:39,755
The sixth circle of hell.

694
00:40:39,861 --> 00:40:43,536
Confined in a sweat box with a bloody nose,
and all the tissues are soggy.

695
00:40:43,603 --> 00:40:45,221
I think that's the seventh.

696
00:40:45,255 --> 00:40:47,580
- No, the seventh is...
- God, you must be fun at parties.

697
00:40:47,671 --> 00:40:49,626
I think we both know the flawin that theory.

698
00:40:49,693 --> 00:40:53,232
- How's the sister?
- Heart rate is normal, kidney is functioning.

699
00:40:53,536 --> 00:40:56,772
You know how it is with nuns,
you take out their IUDs, they just bounce right back.

700
00:40:56,962 --> 00:40:59,288
- Great.
- Told you I didn't screw up.

701
00:41:00,973 --> 00:41:01,748
You screwed up.

702
00:41:01,872 --> 00:41:04,198
I gave her point-one cc of epinephrine.

703
00:41:04,265 --> 00:41:06,794
Yeah, and if Cuddy hadn't taken you
off the case, you would've killed her.

704
00:41:09,187 --> 00:41:10,839
You wanna come over for Christmas dinner?

705
00:41:12,277 --> 00:41:13,625
You're Jewish.

706
00:41:14,266 --> 00:41:17,738
Yeah, Hanukkah dinner.
Wh-what do you care? It's food, it's people.

707
00:41:17,805 --> 00:41:18,749
No thanks.

708
00:41:20,625 --> 00:41:22,142
Maybe I'll come to your place.

709
00:41:22,951 --> 00:41:25,243
Your wife doesn't mind
being alone at Christmas?

710
00:41:25,311 --> 00:41:27,333
I'm a doctor, she's used to being alone.

711
00:41:29,918 --> 00:41:31,805
- I don't want to talk about it.
- Neither do I.

712
00:41:36,628 --> 00:41:38,348
You did good.
With the nun.

713
00:41:39,055 --> 00:41:40,471
Congratulations.

714
00:41:41,921 --> 00:41:42,628
Thank you.

715
00:41:43,775 --> 00:41:45,359
Merry Christmas, Dr. House.

716
00:41:46,143 --> 00:41:47,222
Dr. Wilson.

717
00:41:48,792 --> 00:41:49,702
Good night.

718
00:41:52,365 --> 00:41:53,511
That was sweet.

