1 00:01:05,904 --> 00:01:06,848 You. 2 00:01:07,477 --> 00:01:08,601 Give me that. 3 00:01:08,871 --> 00:01:10,849 What are you talking about? 4 00:01:11,106 --> 00:01:12,140 Mrs. Miller? 5 00:01:12,275 --> 00:01:13,174 Your phone, young lady. 6 00:01:13,219 --> 00:01:15,871 I was just switching into silent in case someone called. 7 00:01:15,916 --> 00:01:17,669 No. You were cheating. 8 00:01:17,804 --> 00:01:18,523 Please. 9 00:01:18,565 --> 00:01:19,824 - Like I have to... - Lady? 10 00:01:19,869 --> 00:01:21,397 I said wait. 11 00:01:21,577 --> 00:01:24,319 - Give it here. - Sure. 12 00:01:29,152 --> 00:01:31,310 Love the blouse. 13 00:01:34,772 --> 00:01:36,840 I-I need to use the bunk room. 14 00:01:37,709 --> 00:01:39,328 The bathroom? Sure. 15 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:42,070 - In 19 minutes. - Can't do it. 16 00:01:43,101 --> 00:01:45,438 You got a friend in the bathroom with the answers? 17 00:01:49,979 --> 00:01:52,002 Fine. I'll get you an escort. 18 00:02:00,299 --> 00:02:03,266 Don't stink up 'til I kill you. 19 00:02:04,659 --> 00:02:06,188 Don't stand up. 20 00:02:06,368 --> 00:02:07,402 D-X... 21 00:02:09,020 --> 00:02:09,964 D-T... 22 00:02:10,009 --> 00:02:12,347 Hey. He's really sick. 23 00:02:16,308 --> 00:02:18,466 - Eyes on your work. - Are you all right? 24 00:02:19,946 --> 00:02:21,879 - What is going on? - Get some help. 25 00:02:28,743 --> 00:02:35,602 House Episode 1x08 - Poison 26 00:02:36,631 --> 00:02:44,348 Transcript provided by Raceman Silverado 27 00:02:44,863 --> 00:02:52,236 Thanks to Katie www.forom.com 28 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:02,483 The kid was just taking his AP Calculus exam... 29 00:03:02,517 --> 00:03:04,528 when all of a sudden he got nauseous and disoriented. 30 00:03:04,536 --> 00:03:06,274 That's the way calculus presents. 31 00:03:06,308 --> 00:03:07,740 Severe bradycardia. 32 00:03:07,740 --> 00:03:09,820 Heart rate's down to 48 and falling fast. 33 00:03:09,854 --> 00:03:12,172 - You know the kid? - No, he just came in. 34 00:03:12,376 --> 00:03:13,706 Mom real good-looking? 35 00:03:14,179 --> 00:03:16,464 I... didn't notice. 36 00:03:16,975 --> 00:03:18,339 Then it's a mystery. 37 00:03:18,816 --> 00:03:20,929 Not why he's sick, but why you care so much. 38 00:03:21,436 --> 00:03:23,243 Gift shop's open. Buy him a card. 39 00:03:23,481 --> 00:03:24,743 He's not responding to atropine. 40 00:03:24,811 --> 00:03:26,311 Boys love fart jokes. 41 00:03:26,413 --> 00:03:28,663 Find one with a good fart joke. 42 00:03:30,094 --> 00:03:31,560 He's a teenager. 43 00:03:31,662 --> 00:03:32,924 It's drugs. 44 00:03:33,060 --> 00:03:36,196 Tell those ER geniuses to give him charcoal and naloxone. 45 00:03:36,265 --> 00:03:39,435 - And stop following me. - His tox screen was negative. 46 00:03:39,530 --> 00:03:41,166 And he's still whacked out. 47 00:03:41,882 --> 00:03:43,893 You don't care about the kid. 48 00:03:44,196 --> 00:03:47,060 - You just find his illness intriguing. - Kid's CAT scan was clean. 49 00:03:47,162 --> 00:03:49,242 There's no sign of infection, it's not diabetes... 50 00:03:49,310 --> 00:03:50,912 And you don't care about him. 51 00:03:51,011 --> 00:03:53,329 That's what you want to hear, not in the slightest. 52 00:03:53,806 --> 00:03:55,102 Me neither. 53 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:58,374 Means we'll be objective. 54 00:04:05,593 --> 00:04:06,547 Maybe it's shigellosis. 55 00:04:06,582 --> 00:04:08,150 Wouldn't account for the bradycardia. 56 00:04:08,593 --> 00:04:09,991 Viral myocarditis? 57 00:04:10,025 --> 00:04:11,388 Wouldn't account for the whacked out. 58 00:04:11,724 --> 00:04:15,134 So, what's the differential for a negative tox screen? 59 00:04:15,202 --> 00:04:16,088 He was clean. 60 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:17,622 Unless someone screwed up the test. 61 00:04:17,672 --> 00:04:19,060 That never happens. 62 00:04:19,345 --> 00:04:21,588 Or he O.D.'d on something we didn't test for. 63 00:04:21,788 --> 00:04:24,031 One-four butanediol would give you these symptoms. 64 00:04:24,993 --> 00:04:27,058 - That's a new one. - Copy machine toner. 65 00:04:27,806 --> 00:04:29,586 Same punch as GHB. 66 00:04:29,657 --> 00:04:31,117 A little pricier. 67 00:04:31,190 --> 00:04:32,543 Way more dangerous. 68 00:04:32,899 --> 00:04:34,715 But on the the hand, it is legal. 69 00:04:34,822 --> 00:04:37,742 I want you to go to his house and find his stash. 70 00:04:37,813 --> 00:04:39,772 I'll bet you know all the good hiding spots. 71 00:04:40,270 --> 00:04:42,264 Actually, I never did drugs. 72 00:04:42,941 --> 00:04:44,899 Better go with him. In case he gets high. 73 00:04:46,965 --> 00:04:48,425 How much atropine is the kid getting? 74 00:04:48,461 --> 00:04:50,027 - One ml. - Make it two. 75 00:04:50,455 --> 00:04:52,413 In case he needs his heart later on. 76 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:56,900 Matt, did you take any drugs this morning? 77 00:04:57,612 --> 00:04:59,393 Pencils down. 78 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:03,060 Will you squeeze my fingers for me? 79 00:05:07,521 --> 00:05:10,405 Did anyone give you anything to help with the math test? 80 00:05:12,043 --> 00:05:12,541 Matt? 81 00:05:12,648 --> 00:05:15,319 I told you. He doesn't take drugs. 82 00:05:15,845 --> 00:05:18,800 Ms. Davis, all parents think that about their children. 83 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:20,795 And they're usually wrong. 84 00:05:21,614 --> 00:05:24,071 I gave my mom a little trouble when I was his age. 85 00:05:24,711 --> 00:05:25,887 I turned out okay. 86 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:28,238 - Even she thought so. - I know my kid. 87 00:05:28,879 --> 00:05:31,158 The fact that you did drugs doesn't mean he did. 88 00:05:33,544 --> 00:05:35,075 Did he go anywhere last night? 89 00:05:37,568 --> 00:05:38,529 No. 90 00:05:38,779 --> 00:05:40,167 He was home, studying. 91 00:05:40,310 --> 00:05:43,052 - Any friends come over to help him? - And bring him drugs? 92 00:05:43,159 --> 00:05:44,441 Is that what your friends did? 93 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:46,185 - Ms. Davis... - Look. 94 00:05:48,464 --> 00:05:50,031 I tested him myself. 95 00:05:50,067 --> 00:05:52,524 With a home kit, I took some hair off his brush. 96 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,195 I didn't want him to know about it, because I do trust him. 97 00:05:56,762 --> 00:05:57,937 Then why did you test him? 98 00:06:01,070 --> 00:06:05,415 All he did last night was study and argue about his college interviews. 99 00:06:05,842 --> 00:06:07,516 He wants to be himself. 100 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:12,003 No haircut, ratty old clothes. And that'll go over big. 101 00:06:12,715 --> 00:06:14,816 Then we both gave up and went to bed, that's it. 102 00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:17,273 Has he ever had any problems like this before? 103 00:06:18,056 --> 00:06:20,407 - Any family history? - No. 104 00:06:20,444 --> 00:06:22,438 It's just me and Matt. 105 00:06:22,473 --> 00:06:24,610 Diazepam.10 milligrams, stat. 106 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:25,358 What's going on? 107 00:06:25,393 --> 00:06:26,497 Just taking some precautions. 108 00:06:28,385 --> 00:06:29,453 He's seizing. 109 00:06:30,343 --> 00:06:31,376 Help me hold him. 110 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:35,079 Stay cool, Matt. We're gonna calm you down. 111 00:06:46,581 --> 00:06:49,074 This room is way too clean for a teenage boy. 112 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:50,961 You know why House thinks I'm a druggie? 113 00:06:51,032 --> 00:06:52,741 This is gonna be a racial thing, isn't it? 114 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:55,128 Same reason he thinks this kid overdosed. 115 00:06:55,199 --> 00:06:57,905 When you're a drug addict, you want to believe everyone else is too. 116 00:06:58,404 --> 00:07:00,825 He's not addicted. He has to take drugs. 117 00:07:00,897 --> 00:07:03,140 The definition of an addict. 118 00:07:03,710 --> 00:07:06,416 - He's in pain. - And addicted to pain killers. 119 00:07:06,523 --> 00:07:07,947 What a coincidence. 120 00:07:10,654 --> 00:07:12,861 You really never did any drugs? 121 00:07:13,859 --> 00:07:16,031 Now, this is gonna be a racial thing. 122 00:07:16,885 --> 00:07:18,986 Deflecting a personal question with a joke. 123 00:07:19,058 --> 00:07:20,624 Gee, who do I know that does that? 124 00:07:20,696 --> 00:07:22,654 Yeah.I'm just like him. 125 00:07:22,691 --> 00:07:25,753 Except for the angry, bitter, pompous cripple part. 126 00:07:25,789 --> 00:07:28,175 Maybe we should all pitch in and get you a nice cane. 127 00:07:28,246 --> 00:07:30,169 You already have the matching gym shoes. 128 00:07:40,343 --> 00:07:41,483 Check this out! 129 00:07:43,655 --> 00:07:46,290 Mom's not too careful with the homemade tomato sauce. 130 00:07:48,793 --> 00:07:51,606 When the top sticks out like that, it's a sign of bacterial contamination. 131 00:07:58,925 --> 00:07:59,637 This one's open. 132 00:08:09,233 --> 00:08:11,797 I am extremely disappointed. 133 00:08:14,254 --> 00:08:17,067 I send you out for exciting new designer drugs, 134 00:08:17,069 --> 00:08:19,027 and you come back with tomato sauce. 135 00:08:20,238 --> 00:08:21,805 Bet you paid twice as much. 136 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:23,300 I got mine online. 137 00:08:23,835 --> 00:08:27,680 Matt decided to make himself a homemade pizza for a bed time snack. 138 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:31,633 Source of botulism as well as a million other toxins that cause gastroenteritis, 139 00:08:31,704 --> 00:08:33,520 cardiac symptoms, and mental confusion. 140 00:08:33,485 --> 00:08:35,657 It's not so sure about gastroenteritis. 141 00:08:35,693 --> 00:08:37,687 But mental confusion, bring it on. 142 00:08:37,722 --> 00:08:39,182 Don't... what... 143 00:08:40,983 --> 00:08:41,873 Delicious. 144 00:08:41,944 --> 00:08:43,333 What, do you have a death wish? 145 00:08:43,404 --> 00:08:44,757 I notice you didn't try to save me. 146 00:08:44,793 --> 00:08:47,000 I figured you were trying to make some kind of subtle point. 147 00:08:47,088 --> 00:08:49,224 I was. Kid just started seizing. 148 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:51,646 Not a symptom of food-borne toxins. 149 00:08:52,144 --> 00:08:53,996 Also not a symptom of drug use. 150 00:08:54,032 --> 00:08:55,456 Not two hours after admission. 151 00:08:55,528 --> 00:08:57,949 So, what would make him seize? 152 00:08:57,985 --> 00:09:00,299 In addition to all his other delightful symptoms. 153 00:09:00,370 --> 00:09:01,759 Pesticide poisoning. 154 00:09:01,973 --> 00:09:02,970 Carbamates? 155 00:09:03,041 --> 00:09:05,854 Or organophosphates, organochlorines... 156 00:09:05,890 --> 00:09:07,564 Inhalation or absorption? 157 00:09:07,991 --> 00:09:08,952 Too soon to tell. 158 00:09:09,273 --> 00:09:11,908 We should wash him down. The poison could still be on his skin. 159 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:13,689 I already told the nurses. 160 00:09:30,284 --> 00:09:32,420 I feel... good. 161 00:09:33,809 --> 00:09:34,913 That's your complaint. 162 00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:37,478 Your major symptom. 163 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,294 I told her this was a waste of time. 164 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:40,967 I notice colors more. 165 00:09:41,074 --> 00:09:46,131 And music. I-I'm really hearing music. 166 00:09:46,985 --> 00:09:48,231 I'm 82. 167 00:09:48,303 --> 00:09:52,291 And I'm supposed to be playing canasta with the other old ladies. 168 00:09:52,398 --> 00:09:53,608 But now... 169 00:09:54,641 --> 00:09:57,846 When I see a guy with a cute butt, 170 00:09:58,299 --> 00:10:00,720 I can't stop looking at him. 171 00:10:01,361 --> 00:10:04,744 Or... a sexy beard. 172 00:10:05,253 --> 00:10:09,775 And you figure that enjoying cute butts is a sign of disease. 173 00:10:09,918 --> 00:10:14,404 It all started a month ago when Mark rented Gone With the Wind for me, 174 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,293 but it had the wrong DVD in it. 175 00:10:16,293 --> 00:10:18,821 Oh, right, I-I-I forgot. This is all my fault. 176 00:10:18,857 --> 00:10:21,492 Of course, he was too busy to bring it back— 177 00:10:21,528 --> 00:10:22,561 Yeah, like I don't have a life. 178 00:10:22,596 --> 00:10:24,270 So I watched it. 179 00:10:24,377 --> 00:10:26,620 And it had this actor in it. 180 00:10:26,655 --> 00:10:29,362 This kid called Ashton Kutcher. 181 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:30,858 Now... 182 00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:35,594 I think about Ashton... All the time. 183 00:10:38,122 --> 00:10:40,259 All the time. 184 00:10:40,935 --> 00:10:42,003 Ah. 185 00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:44,888 You remind me of him. 186 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:47,238 Same bedroom eyes. 187 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,339 People are always mixing us up. 188 00:10:49,410 --> 00:10:53,434 I-I-I suppose you... you need to check my heart... 189 00:10:53,470 --> 00:10:56,532 No. No, no. That... that won't be necessary. 190 00:10:56,532 --> 00:10:57,458 I told you. 191 00:10:57,565 --> 00:11:00,093 But I am gonna admit you to the hospital for tests. 192 00:11:00,129 --> 00:11:02,123 What tests? She's just old. 193 00:11:02,159 --> 00:11:03,726 And you're just insufferable. 194 00:11:03,832 --> 00:11:05,755 Your mother has had a sudden personality change. 195 00:11:05,827 --> 00:11:08,568 She should be checked out. I'll have a nurse come in and admit her. 196 00:11:08,605 --> 00:11:11,062 I'm too handsome to do paperwork. 197 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,466 He's been on this medication for over an hour. 198 00:11:29,573 --> 00:11:33,597 Pralidoxime is very effective, it just takes a little time for it to kick in. 199 00:11:33,703 --> 00:11:36,054 And maybe you're wrong. Maybe it's not a pesticide. 200 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:37,983 The blood work was pretty conclusive. 201 00:11:38,340 --> 00:11:39,799 It's an organophosphate. 202 00:11:45,212 --> 00:11:45,960 Oh, my God. 203 00:11:46,031 --> 00:11:46,957 Move back. 204 00:11:46,993 --> 00:11:49,343 Ms. Davis. Move back, please. 205 00:11:51,088 --> 00:11:52,049 We're at 30. 206 00:11:52,085 --> 00:11:53,794 Bradycardic arrest. Get me the pads. 207 00:11:55,860 --> 00:11:57,106 What are you doing? 208 00:11:57,213 --> 00:11:59,065 We're going to beat his heart for him. 209 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:01,700 Set it to 60. 210 00:12:34,096 --> 00:12:35,925 I can't stand this anymore. 211 00:12:36,031 --> 00:12:38,142 We'll keep him on the pads for another hour. 212 00:12:38,176 --> 00:12:39,126 Then what? 213 00:12:40,639 --> 00:12:42,082 Let's see what happens. 214 00:12:44,088 --> 00:12:45,883 Well, that's not my philosophy. 215 00:12:46,797 --> 00:12:48,522 Especially when it comes to my son. 216 00:12:49,296 --> 00:12:51,548 And if something bad might happen, 217 00:12:52,709 --> 00:12:54,997 I'd like to know what our options are. 218 00:12:56,685 --> 00:12:59,641 The pralidoxime isn't doing him any good. We're gonna have to wire his heart. 219 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,049 Maybe we're wrong about the pesticides. 220 00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,455 I ran his plasma again twice. 221 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:05,059 Are there any stronger treatments for the organophosphate poisoning? 222 00:13:05,094 --> 00:13:06,819 Oh, damn it, you caught me. 223 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:09,317 We went with the weak stuff. Just trying to save a little money. 224 00:13:09,352 --> 00:13:12,976 Actually, one of my professors at Columbia developed an experimental treatment for the Army. 225 00:13:13,047 --> 00:13:14,032 What's the success rate? 226 00:13:14,067 --> 00:13:17,059 They're targeted. There's a different hydrolase treatment for each poison. 227 00:13:17,093 --> 00:13:19,451 We need to know if Matt got hit with orthene or malathion... 228 00:13:19,486 --> 00:13:20,612 What's the success rate? 229 00:13:20,647 --> 00:13:21,809 Excellent, I'm sure. 230 00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:23,885 It's the U.S. Army. Be all you can be. 231 00:13:24,096 --> 00:13:26,805 The point is, what are the kid's chances without it? 232 00:13:26,981 --> 00:13:29,585 Minimal at best, the poison's broken the blood-brain barrier. 233 00:13:29,656 --> 00:13:34,125 I assume "minimal at best" is your stiff-upper-lip British way of saying "no chance in hell." 234 00:13:34,158 --> 00:13:35,285 I'm Australian. 235 00:13:35,531 --> 00:13:37,678 You put the Queen on your money. You're British. 236 00:13:37,924 --> 00:13:39,085 Call your professor. 237 00:13:39,331 --> 00:13:43,624 If we don't know what kind of organophosphate we're targeting, we don't know which hydrolase to ask for. 238 00:13:43,659 --> 00:13:46,158 - There's over 40 organophosphates... - Get all of them. 239 00:13:48,058 --> 00:13:49,501 Great minds think alike. 240 00:13:49,768 --> 00:13:52,126 By the time they get here, we'd better know which one we need. 241 00:13:52,161 --> 00:13:55,011 If we figure out how he got exposed, we'll figure out what he was exposed to. 242 00:13:55,046 --> 00:13:57,017 Well, the mom had homemade tomato sauce. 243 00:13:57,030 --> 00:14:00,408 Call me crazy, but I'm thinking maybe... homemade tomatoes? 244 00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:01,886 Front yard vegetable garden. 245 00:14:01,956 --> 00:14:03,610 Kid's out there spraying. 246 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,897 Sees a pretty girl. Hormones raging. 247 00:14:06,038 --> 00:14:08,149 Spray can goes off in his face. 248 00:14:08,959 --> 00:14:10,120 I'll check into it. 249 00:14:10,226 --> 00:14:13,182 - I'll make the call. - I'll keep the kid alive. 250 00:14:13,251 --> 00:14:15,046 For a while, at least. 251 00:14:15,644 --> 00:14:16,982 I'll have lunch. 252 00:14:18,530 --> 00:14:20,184 Through the superior vena cava. 253 00:14:21,239 --> 00:14:22,963 Into the right atrium. 254 00:14:24,371 --> 00:14:26,201 Through the tricuspid valve. 255 00:14:28,557 --> 00:14:32,041 Lodging into the wall of the right ventricle. 256 00:14:33,484 --> 00:14:35,595 Can you turn off the pads? 257 00:14:41,718 --> 00:14:42,739 Capturing? 258 00:14:43,936 --> 00:14:45,730 Getting a native heart rate of 36. 259 00:14:45,836 --> 00:14:47,947 That won't do. Let's get him to 50. 260 00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:15,624 "The healer with his magic powers. 261 00:15:15,849 --> 00:15:19,685 "I could rub his gentle brow for hours. 262 00:15:20,563 --> 00:15:24,258 "His manly chest, his stubbled jaw. 263 00:15:24,645 --> 00:15:27,777 "Everything about him leaves me raw." 264 00:15:27,812 --> 00:15:29,079 Psych ward's upstairs. 265 00:15:29,149 --> 00:15:30,170 "With joy. 266 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:36,011 "O House, your very name will never leave this girl the same." 267 00:15:36,327 --> 00:15:38,474 It's not bad for an 82-year-old. 268 00:15:38,509 --> 00:15:40,902 he asked me to give that to her true love. 269 00:15:41,043 --> 00:15:43,753 What can I say? Chicks with no teeth turn me on. 270 00:15:43,822 --> 00:15:45,864 That's... fairly disgusting. 271 00:15:45,934 --> 00:15:47,060 And that's ageism. 272 00:15:47,095 --> 00:15:49,101 You better watch yourself around this babe. 273 00:15:49,171 --> 00:15:50,614 Here are her test results. 274 00:15:56,736 --> 00:15:57,615 Impressive. 275 00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:02,225 Yeah. 276 00:16:02,577 --> 00:16:05,040 I found the pesticide. It's disulfoton. 277 00:16:05,075 --> 00:16:07,151 And it's empty, he used up the whole can. 278 00:16:07,186 --> 00:16:09,263 Okay, I'll get Chase on it. 279 00:16:09,861 --> 00:16:11,832 The poison is called disulfoton. 280 00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:14,365 This should bond with it and neutralize the poison. 281 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:17,848 Then his nervous system will start sending the correct signals to the rest of his body. 282 00:16:17,918 --> 00:16:21,156 But there was no disul... well, that stuff in that can. 283 00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:23,090 The label says disulfoton. I can show you. 284 00:16:23,055 --> 00:16:24,463 But you didn't test it. 285 00:16:25,096 --> 00:16:27,771 You said Matt sprayed with it this morning before school. 286 00:16:27,928 --> 00:16:31,060 Matt started that garden himself for environmental science class. 287 00:16:31,131 --> 00:16:32,574 They weren't allowed to use pesticides. 288 00:16:32,627 --> 00:16:33,929 Apparently, he cheated a little. 289 00:16:33,999 --> 00:16:36,669 It was orange peel oil. Totally organic. 290 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,388 He dumped that other stuff last winter. 291 00:16:38,411 --> 00:16:39,700 The symptoms fit. 292 00:16:39,761 --> 00:16:41,418 Th-there must have been some left in the can. 293 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,996 If you're wrong, what will this treatment do to him? 294 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:48,617 Well, theoretically, it could increase the toxicity and... 295 00:16:49,661 --> 00:16:51,870 - But we're not wrong. - Don't. 296 00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:54,711 - We're not wrong. - I can't let you do this. 297 00:16:59,124 --> 00:17:00,382 Get a court order. 298 00:17:00,443 --> 00:17:03,451 Unless you want to see someone killed by sheer irrationality. 299 00:17:03,513 --> 00:17:06,827 Maternal instinct is always irrational. Doesn't mean it's wrong. 300 00:17:07,042 --> 00:17:09,037 Actually, that's the definition. 301 00:17:09,187 --> 00:17:11,428 It doesn't make hermentally incompetent. 302 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:16,154 She is risking her son's life based on a teenager's claim that he washed something. 303 00:17:16,264 --> 00:17:18,198 How mentally incompetent can you get? 304 00:17:18,259 --> 00:17:20,684 That's a brilliant legal argument. 305 00:17:22,696 --> 00:17:28,036 Listen, have your Harvard Law dog whip up some high-grade, legal-sounding psychobabble... 306 00:17:28,084 --> 00:17:31,061 "Temporary insanity brought on by acute panic distress syndrome." 307 00:17:31,122 --> 00:17:33,025 I don't care, we have to give him the hydrolase. 308 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:36,431 Her only sign of mental illness is that she disagrees with you. 309 00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:39,426 Some would consider that a sign of sanity. 310 00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:41,298 Not the kid. Let's ask him. 311 00:17:41,635 --> 00:17:43,937 Oh, no, I forgot. We can't, he's dying. 312 00:17:45,389 --> 00:17:48,213 Get the mother to sign off that she's refusing this treatment. 313 00:17:58,991 --> 00:17:59,881 Good-bye. 314 00:18:03,003 --> 00:18:07,330 "I, Margo Davis, have been informed of the risks which may arise from my refusal... 315 00:18:07,361 --> 00:18:09,970 - "... of advised medical care. I hereby release..." - Who are you? 316 00:18:11,044 --> 00:18:12,180 I work for the hospital. 317 00:18:13,779 --> 00:18:17,339 "The Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital and its employees, agents, and other... 318 00:18:17,370 --> 00:18:20,347 "... wise from any adverse medical conditions resulting from my refusal. 319 00:18:20,408 --> 00:18:24,060 It is not the hospital's fault if my son kicks off." 320 00:18:24,109 --> 00:18:25,275 "Kicks off"? 321 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,608 I punched up the language. 322 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:29,756 Mostly for clarification. 323 00:18:30,357 --> 00:18:33,763 "I understand my doctors consider my decision to be completely idiotic..." 324 00:18:33,794 --> 00:18:36,894 - Why are you doing this? - "But I am convinced I know more than they do. 325 00:18:36,942 --> 00:18:41,545 " I took a biology course in high school." I assume that's... yeah. 326 00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:46,442 "Besides, I enjoy controlling every single aspect of my son's life, 327 00:18:46,534 --> 00:18:48,682 even if it means his death." 328 00:18:49,818 --> 00:18:52,243 Sign here, please. 329 00:18:52,321 --> 00:18:53,856 I brought a pen. 330 00:18:55,929 --> 00:18:57,065 Who are you? 331 00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:59,489 I'm the doctor who's trying to save your son. 332 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,576 You're the mom who's letting him die. 333 00:19:01,883 --> 00:19:04,921 Clarification. It's a beautiful thing. 334 00:19:15,916 --> 00:19:17,849 She rethought her position. 335 00:19:18,494 --> 00:19:20,826 - Start him on the hydrolase. - No. 336 00:19:21,331 --> 00:19:22,558 We've got a problem. 337 00:19:23,111 --> 00:19:25,413 On three. One, two, three. 338 00:19:28,161 --> 00:19:29,174 Heart rate's 49. 339 00:19:29,266 --> 00:19:30,831 0-2 stat, 84 and falling. 340 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,937 Saline, atropine, and diazepam now. 341 00:19:33,765 --> 00:19:34,962 His name's Chi Ling. 342 00:19:35,238 --> 00:19:36,742 He was admitted 12 minutes ago. 343 00:19:36,790 --> 00:19:38,079 Identical symptoms as Matt. 344 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,521 Chase isn't surehe's gonna make it. 345 00:19:52,369 --> 00:19:53,443 Bag. 346 00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:10,676 Matt's next door neighbor, by any chance? 347 00:20:11,412 --> 00:20:13,100 They live ten miles apart. 348 00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,831 Apparently, they don't even know each other. 349 00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:38,615 We live in an apartment. 350 00:20:38,756 --> 00:20:41,979 We have two bamboo trees. No pesticides. 351 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,618 Just dried seaweed for fertilizer. 352 00:20:45,249 --> 00:20:48,901 The second kid's heart is almost as weak as Matt's. We may need to get it wired up too. 353 00:20:49,102 --> 00:20:52,110 And I don't know how long Matt's brain'll hold up. His heart's not pumping enough oxygen. 354 00:20:52,141 --> 00:20:53,829 - How much are you giving him? - 80%. 355 00:20:53,890 --> 00:20:54,780 Make it 90. 356 00:20:54,951 --> 00:20:56,301 We're risking damage to his retina. 357 00:20:56,424 --> 00:20:57,989 What the heck, do it anyway. 358 00:20:58,051 --> 00:21:00,782 He's a calculus student. Probably likes having a brain. 359 00:21:01,611 --> 00:21:03,176 I'll have Foreman take care of it. 360 00:21:03,868 --> 00:21:04,758 I'm the primary. 361 00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:06,814 Yeah, but the mom wants to get rid of you. 362 00:21:06,907 --> 00:21:09,362 And you know me. I'm a people-pleasing kinda guy. 363 00:21:09,379 --> 00:21:10,545 What, she complained? 364 00:21:10,821 --> 00:21:12,663 - About me? - She went to the principal. 365 00:21:12,755 --> 00:21:14,903 Told Cuddy you took drugs in high school. 366 00:21:15,289 --> 00:21:17,345 This is gonna go on your permanent record. 367 00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:19,739 I was trying to get information. It was a strategy. 368 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,734 She also used the word "slacker." 369 00:21:21,918 --> 00:21:23,913 You want to come in, smoke a little weed? 370 00:21:23,974 --> 00:21:25,386 Watch some MTV? 371 00:21:27,933 --> 00:21:29,437 The high school has no idea what could've happened. 372 00:21:29,468 --> 00:21:32,169 You're sure that Chi didn't sneak onto Matt's tomato patch? 373 00:21:32,261 --> 00:21:34,900 Maybe they sniffed disulfoton together to get high. 374 00:21:34,891 --> 00:21:37,653 Same school, different grades, different cliques. Different everything. 375 00:21:37,684 --> 00:21:40,200 Managed to get poisoned together. They must have something in common. 376 00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:41,965 Their classes aren't even in the same building. 377 00:21:42,026 --> 00:21:43,991 They don't even eat lunch in the same lunchroom. 378 00:21:45,264 --> 00:21:46,676 How do they get to school? 379 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,261 Unless you're with the board, the police, or the union, I don't care who you are. 380 00:21:52,752 --> 00:21:55,146 Sir, we need to test the bus for chemical residue. 381 00:21:55,229 --> 00:21:57,070 And I need to pick up the basketball team. 382 00:21:57,224 --> 00:21:59,311 You got a problem with that? Call my supervisor. 383 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:03,362 Two kids were poisoned on your bus this morning. 384 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:04,590 They're dying. 385 00:22:10,024 --> 00:22:11,160 My God. 386 00:22:11,252 --> 00:22:12,633 The things he said. 387 00:22:13,983 --> 00:22:16,715 Dr. House wanted your son to get the medicine he needed. 388 00:22:16,948 --> 00:22:19,403 And he was willing to do whatever it took to make that happen. 389 00:22:19,465 --> 00:22:21,122 The wrong kind of medicine. 390 00:22:21,858 --> 00:22:22,933 He didn't know that. 391 00:22:23,485 --> 00:22:25,326 At the time, it was our only choice. 392 00:22:25,313 --> 00:22:27,338 He would've known if he had listened to me. 393 00:22:28,566 --> 00:22:29,303 He listened. 394 00:22:30,254 --> 00:22:32,648 He just assumed you were wrong. 395 00:22:33,801 --> 00:22:36,440 To be honest, that's true of most of our patients. 396 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:41,091 You're just as pompous and superior as he is. 397 00:22:44,271 --> 00:22:48,046 Matt is back row right. The Asian kid, uh, first or second row left. 398 00:22:48,462 --> 00:22:52,022 Look, I got this rash in kind of my groin region. 399 00:22:52,820 --> 00:22:55,122 It's, um, not a symptom. 400 00:22:55,275 --> 00:22:58,007 Neither is being obnoxious. Looks like you're in the clear. 401 00:23:03,957 --> 00:23:05,706 So who poisoned him? 402 00:23:05,768 --> 00:23:08,039 We're not sure yet if it was done on purpose. 403 00:23:08,094 --> 00:23:11,930 Oh, yeah? You oughta see these little bastards screaming and punching each other all day long... 404 00:23:11,961 --> 00:23:14,815 Did you happen to notice if anyone was doing any spraying near the bus route? 405 00:23:16,244 --> 00:23:19,773 Oh, yeah, there was this truck down by the pond doing something or other, uh... 406 00:23:19,835 --> 00:23:22,198 smelled kinda funny too. 407 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,012 Oh! Dr. House. 408 00:23:31,104 --> 00:23:32,884 Well, it took ya long enough. 409 00:23:32,977 --> 00:23:34,511 - We've been waiting here... - Mr. Adams. 410 00:23:34,556 --> 00:23:36,091 Would you step outside for a moment? 411 00:23:36,275 --> 00:23:37,472 Why? 412 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,313 Because you irritate me. 413 00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:41,922 Um, he is my son, Doctor. 414 00:23:42,352 --> 00:23:44,991 He's just a little cranky from not eating. 415 00:23:46,546 --> 00:23:47,313 Fine. 416 00:23:48,049 --> 00:23:51,057 Mrs. Adams, have you had any recent sexual activity? 417 00:23:51,303 --> 00:23:51,978 What? 418 00:23:55,202 --> 00:23:57,473 I don't suppose fantasies count. 419 00:23:57,535 --> 00:23:58,946 Oh, my God. 420 00:23:58,977 --> 00:24:02,476 Unfortunately, I've hit kind of a dry spell. 421 00:24:03,199 --> 00:24:06,667 Only for the last... oh, I don't know, 15 years. 422 00:24:06,974 --> 00:24:08,969 See, she's... she's confused. 423 00:24:09,170 --> 00:24:11,594 My father died eight years ago. Heart attack. 424 00:24:11,656 --> 00:24:13,129 Not in bed, dear. 425 00:24:17,426 --> 00:24:18,561 Why do you ask? 426 00:24:20,512 --> 00:24:23,826 Because you have tested positive for syphilis. 427 00:24:23,857 --> 00:24:25,453 That's impossible. 428 00:24:25,961 --> 00:24:27,250 And insulting. 429 00:24:28,723 --> 00:24:32,130 I don't think it's the first time that Mom has heard this diagnosis. 430 00:24:36,505 --> 00:24:38,408 "Cupid's Disease." 431 00:24:38,916 --> 00:24:40,758 That's what we used to call it. 432 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,029 When did you get it? 433 00:24:45,328 --> 00:24:47,046 1939. 434 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,826 Prom night, I think. 435 00:24:49,164 --> 00:24:50,852 He had a Chevrolet. 436 00:24:53,051 --> 00:24:55,138 It was before I met your father. 437 00:24:55,230 --> 00:24:56,335 You said that... 438 00:24:58,422 --> 00:25:01,184 You said Dad was your first love. 439 00:25:01,276 --> 00:25:02,289 He was. 440 00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:06,360 We're talking about sex. 441 00:25:09,368 --> 00:25:12,498 - But I-I was treated. - Which suppressed it. 442 00:25:12,609 --> 00:25:15,709 In your case, for 60 years. But now, it's back. 443 00:25:15,757 --> 00:25:20,084 And the spirochetes that cause syphilis are eating away at your brain cells. 444 00:25:20,330 --> 00:25:23,307 Oh. That's... revolting. 445 00:25:23,368 --> 00:25:24,994 It's not as revolting as Chlamydia. 446 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,805 That's got seepage. 447 00:25:27,099 --> 00:25:28,480 And it's the 21st century. 448 00:25:28,589 --> 00:25:31,965 We got flying cars, robot dogs. And Penicillin. 449 00:25:32,149 --> 00:25:34,666 High dose regime for two weeks, you're cured. 450 00:25:34,727 --> 00:25:35,955 I can't believe this. 451 00:25:36,016 --> 00:25:37,612 Yeah, well, pinch yourself. 452 00:25:37,967 --> 00:25:42,478 I guess for the next two weeks, I'd better practice safe sex. 453 00:25:44,013 --> 00:25:45,240 You'll be fine. 454 00:25:46,425 --> 00:25:48,726 Just feed that cranky kid. 455 00:25:54,421 --> 00:25:58,717 The county's worried about West Nile, so they sprayed ethyl-parathion right next to the bus route. 456 00:25:59,563 --> 00:26:01,497 Do you have the hydrolase for ethyl-parathion? 457 00:26:01,558 --> 00:26:03,031 Yeah. Only one problem. 458 00:26:03,049 --> 00:26:05,044 Matt's mother faxed his records to the CDC. 459 00:26:05,136 --> 00:26:07,837 She refuses to let us do anything until she hears back from them. 460 00:26:08,990 --> 00:26:12,181 Well, you're getting good at this god-like doctor racket. 461 00:26:12,243 --> 00:26:13,685 Why don't you talk her out of this lunacy? 462 00:26:13,716 --> 00:26:15,465 She's not really a big fan of mine. 463 00:26:15,588 --> 00:26:16,386 Or mine. 464 00:26:16,509 --> 00:26:18,964 Well, only one man left in the bullpen. 465 00:26:19,043 --> 00:26:20,823 And he throws like a girl. 466 00:26:23,094 --> 00:26:24,659 I hate sports metaphors. 467 00:26:26,791 --> 00:26:28,509 Give her the high, hard one. 468 00:26:29,430 --> 00:26:33,542 - We really think the hydrolase is the only... - I'm thinking about transferring Matt out of here. 469 00:26:33,594 --> 00:26:35,711 Miss Davis, your son is very sick. 470 00:26:35,742 --> 00:26:36,908 He won't survive a transfer. 471 00:26:36,939 --> 00:26:39,732 I'm getting a second opinion from the Center for Disease Control. 472 00:26:39,902 --> 00:26:40,700 Right. 473 00:26:41,068 --> 00:26:43,616 Look, when my grandmother got sick... 474 00:26:43,633 --> 00:26:47,224 What, you're gonna tell me some tough decision you had to make? 475 00:26:47,285 --> 00:26:48,635 I know how hard this is for you. 476 00:26:48,666 --> 00:26:51,367 Maybe embroider the story a little, make it fit? 477 00:26:52,274 --> 00:26:53,839 I can't imagine being in your position. 478 00:26:53,931 --> 00:26:56,295 Honesty. A kind of vulnerable honesty. 479 00:26:56,373 --> 00:26:58,000 That's your thing. And the looks. 480 00:26:58,030 --> 00:26:58,951 Oh, boy. 481 00:26:59,105 --> 00:27:01,406 They send a single woman to hustle the single mom. 482 00:27:01,468 --> 00:27:03,463 Actually, they sent a doctor. 483 00:27:04,431 --> 00:27:06,794 To tell you that if your son doesn't get this treatment, 484 00:27:06,856 --> 00:27:08,605 there's a good chance he'll die. 485 00:27:09,526 --> 00:27:12,626 That what House said about a treatment that would've killed Matt. 486 00:27:13,472 --> 00:27:15,375 - You've gotta do better than that. - No. 487 00:27:15,774 --> 00:27:18,107 It's on you. You need to do better. 488 00:27:18,168 --> 00:27:19,610 Right now, yes or no. 489 00:27:22,758 --> 00:27:24,078 I don't know. 490 00:27:24,784 --> 00:27:25,643 Figure it out. 491 00:27:26,990 --> 00:27:28,064 Wait. 492 00:28:22,605 --> 00:28:23,433 Nurse! 493 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:25,981 Help! 494 00:28:28,866 --> 00:28:30,216 He's seizing. Suction. 495 00:28:32,382 --> 00:28:33,303 My son! 496 00:28:40,086 --> 00:28:41,068 Diazepam. 497 00:28:46,788 --> 00:28:47,832 Ten milligrams. 498 00:28:48,722 --> 00:28:50,747 He's not responding. Another ten milligrams. 499 00:28:51,177 --> 00:28:52,742 You're killing him! 500 00:28:54,150 --> 00:28:55,163 You're killing him! 501 00:28:55,224 --> 00:28:56,697 Get her out of here. Get her out of here! 502 00:28:56,789 --> 00:28:58,508 Come on, m'dame. M'dame 503 00:29:07,565 --> 00:29:09,192 Their hearts are barely pumping. 504 00:29:09,253 --> 00:29:10,328 Their lungs are shot. 505 00:29:10,358 --> 00:29:12,200 Now they're showing liver toxicity. 506 00:29:12,278 --> 00:29:16,053 I guess Matt's mom won't nominate us for any Doctor of the Year awards. 507 00:29:16,101 --> 00:29:19,661 Only explanation is they got poisoned by something besides ethyl-parathion. 508 00:29:19,692 --> 00:29:22,546 Then the hydrolase would release the neurotoxins instead of bonding with them. 509 00:29:22,638 --> 00:29:24,725 The only thing they have in common is the bus. 510 00:29:24,756 --> 00:29:26,321 Except their symptoms. 511 00:29:26,370 --> 00:29:28,610 Given their severity and the fact their cardiac symptoms... 512 00:29:28,672 --> 00:29:31,495 are getting worse much faster that their other ones, what does that tell us? 513 00:29:31,574 --> 00:29:33,538 The poison was probably absorbed through the skin. 514 00:29:33,630 --> 00:29:36,147 They were admitted at 8:45 and 11:00. 515 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:38,418 - When were they poisoned? - Absorption through the skin, 516 00:29:38,435 --> 00:29:39,908 anywhere from three to eight hours. 517 00:29:39,939 --> 00:29:42,056 In a case that bad, more like one-and-a-half to four. 518 00:29:42,118 --> 00:29:44,726 So Matt was poisoned before 7:15. 519 00:29:44,818 --> 00:29:46,414 Before he got on the bus. 520 00:29:47,213 --> 00:29:50,466 You're thinking each kid got poisoned in his own house? 521 00:29:50,527 --> 00:29:53,473 - Two separate exposures? - What do teenage boys doing the morning? 522 00:29:53,596 --> 00:29:55,131 Besides... the obvious. 523 00:29:55,366 --> 00:29:57,453 Wake up. Go to the bathroom. 524 00:29:57,576 --> 00:29:59,356 Then... the obvious. 525 00:29:59,448 --> 00:30:00,768 Then check their zits in the mirror. 526 00:30:00,829 --> 00:30:02,456 Do they both use the same acne cream? 527 00:30:02,964 --> 00:30:05,972 Because acne cream contains lanolin, which could have pesticides. 528 00:30:06,002 --> 00:30:07,782 And you're thinking they both bought the same product... 529 00:30:07,813 --> 00:30:10,145 It was contaminated. Shaving cream. 530 00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:11,373 Chi doesn't look like he shaves. 531 00:30:11,390 --> 00:30:13,692 - But he sweats. - Deodorant could contain lanolin. 532 00:30:13,753 --> 00:30:15,042 Do these people have animals? 533 00:30:15,165 --> 00:30:16,700 Chi has a dog, Matt has a cat. 534 00:30:16,730 --> 00:30:17,958 Fleas, flea powder... 535 00:30:18,006 --> 00:30:18,712 Okay, 536 00:30:18,865 --> 00:30:21,198 go to their houses, check for anything that might've touched their skin 537 00:30:21,228 --> 00:30:23,223 between the time they got up and the time they went to school. 538 00:30:23,776 --> 00:30:25,433 And I'm running low on tomato sauce. 539 00:30:26,217 --> 00:30:28,795 Oh! Dr. House! 540 00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:31,281 Hello. 541 00:30:33,141 --> 00:30:34,860 I sent you home. 542 00:30:35,044 --> 00:30:36,363 Well, I came back. 543 00:30:36,381 --> 00:30:38,897 I took a cab, 544 00:30:39,051 --> 00:30:43,102 so my son wouldn't try to chaperone us this time. 545 00:30:43,150 --> 00:30:44,531 I'm sorry, but... 546 00:30:44,684 --> 00:30:50,208 the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been overstimulated by spirochetes... 547 00:30:50,300 --> 00:30:52,572 It's a poor basis for a relationship. 548 00:30:52,834 --> 00:30:54,430 I learned that one the hard way. 549 00:30:55,443 --> 00:30:56,701 Doctor, um... 550 00:30:58,007 --> 00:31:00,217 these feelings that I've been having, 551 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,532 is it all because of the syphilis? 552 00:31:03,900 --> 00:31:04,575 Yes. 553 00:31:09,380 --> 00:31:11,682 Here's the prescription you gave me. 554 00:31:16,872 --> 00:31:20,862 Well, it-it's not likely I'm going to infect anyone. 555 00:31:20,923 --> 00:31:21,783 No. 556 00:31:22,703 --> 00:31:23,931 But it'll kill you. 557 00:31:25,698 --> 00:31:28,061 Well, gotta go sometime. And... 558 00:31:29,827 --> 00:31:33,848 I really don't want to play canasta for the rest of my life. 559 00:31:35,566 --> 00:31:38,727 I like feeling sexy again. 560 00:31:39,850 --> 00:31:44,914 And making a fool out of myself with handsome young doctors. 561 00:31:47,584 --> 00:31:52,740 Do you think that I would've given you this if it would stop you from flirting with me? 562 00:31:53,174 --> 00:31:54,678 Well, but if I'm cured... 563 00:31:54,708 --> 00:31:57,501 Then all the spirochetes will die off. 564 00:31:57,610 --> 00:32:01,232 But the little pieces of your cerebral cortex that have been destroyed... 565 00:32:01,508 --> 00:32:02,644 won't grow back. 566 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,467 You're brain-damaged. 567 00:32:07,608 --> 00:32:10,278 Doomed to feeling good for the rest of your life. 568 00:32:13,071 --> 00:32:13,684 Really? 569 00:32:15,495 --> 00:32:16,968 - Well, thank you... - Georgia. 570 00:32:21,754 --> 00:32:24,363 When I stop being contagious, 571 00:32:24,547 --> 00:32:26,910 I'll come by for a checkup. 572 00:32:33,981 --> 00:32:34,902 Yah. 573 00:32:38,677 --> 00:32:39,812 Matt uses Sure. 574 00:32:39,874 --> 00:32:41,285 Chi uses Old Spice. 575 00:32:41,378 --> 00:32:43,495 - No zit cream. - Lucky kid. 576 00:32:44,197 --> 00:32:46,744 - Floral air freshener. - Doesn't matter. 577 00:32:46,806 --> 00:32:49,844 When's the last time you heard of a teenage boy using air freshener? 578 00:32:51,102 --> 00:32:51,931 Pert shampoo. 579 00:32:52,623 --> 00:32:54,035 Johnson's over here. 580 00:32:55,754 --> 00:32:57,871 Matt's mom would make him use air freshener. 581 00:32:57,902 --> 00:32:59,897 There are limits to a mother's power. 582 00:32:59,914 --> 00:33:01,142 Even hers. 583 00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:02,646 Just check. 584 00:33:05,162 --> 00:33:06,298 Negative on the floral. 585 00:33:06,346 --> 00:33:08,310 Matt's A.L.T.s are up to 800. 586 00:33:08,371 --> 00:33:10,121 If they get any higher, we can toss his liver. 587 00:33:12,378 --> 00:33:13,084 Yeah. 588 00:33:13,145 --> 00:33:15,324 No matches on flea powder or underarm deodorant. 589 00:33:15,416 --> 00:33:17,657 - Or any other kind of deodorant. - What about shampoo? 590 00:33:17,705 --> 00:33:21,664 No to shampoo, bar soap, dish soap, dish detergent... 591 00:33:21,725 --> 00:33:22,861 How about laundry detergent? 592 00:33:22,861 --> 00:33:24,764 Maybe they both washed their clothes this morning. 593 00:33:24,781 --> 00:33:25,671 I'll check. 594 00:33:25,732 --> 00:33:29,875 You know, if we cure Matt, he can use his close brush with death on his college essays. 595 00:33:29,906 --> 00:33:31,839 Admission guys love that stuff. 596 00:33:31,839 --> 00:33:33,282 That's how you got in, right? 597 00:33:33,422 --> 00:33:34,864 Jailhouse diary. 598 00:33:38,595 --> 00:33:41,142 - TKO. - TKO. 599 00:33:43,137 --> 00:33:45,500 - Liquid? - Liquid, 128 ounces. 600 00:33:45,549 --> 00:33:46,623 128. 601 00:33:46,654 --> 00:33:50,214 - Yellow jug, "Special... - environmentally safe formula." 602 00:33:50,293 --> 00:33:52,288 - It's the same. - Bring in the detergent. 603 00:33:52,349 --> 00:33:54,559 The detergent was contaminated with pesticides? 604 00:33:54,589 --> 00:33:57,566 Which soaked into their clothes and got absorbed into their skin. 605 00:33:59,822 --> 00:34:00,583 Hi. 606 00:34:00,660 --> 00:34:04,985 Uh, listen, the clothes your son wore today, he washed them this morning, right? 607 00:34:05,533 --> 00:34:06,173 What? 608 00:34:06,386 --> 00:34:08,792 Nice respectful Asian kid does the laundry. 609 00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:13,341 My wife said he didn't. 610 00:34:15,016 --> 00:34:17,666 Well, then I'm betting he washed them last night without you knowing. 611 00:34:20,338 --> 00:34:22,713 He doesn't even know how to turn on the machine. 612 00:34:22,730 --> 00:34:25,471 And those clothes were new. Nobody washed them. 613 00:34:25,532 --> 00:34:26,903 His clothes are all new? 614 00:34:27,024 --> 00:34:30,375 The ones he wore today, yes. Never washed. 615 00:34:38,073 --> 00:34:39,261 Now what? 616 00:34:42,488 --> 00:34:44,894 What about Matt's clothes? Were they new? 617 00:34:46,174 --> 00:34:48,519 They're ratty old jeans, I think. 618 00:34:48,549 --> 00:34:50,590 They've been bagged and taken downstairs. 619 00:35:01,509 --> 00:35:03,459 - Davis. - Yes, they're Matt's. 620 00:35:06,322 --> 00:35:07,357 And they're old. 621 00:35:09,383 --> 00:35:12,216 And yet the label isn't faded in the slightest. 622 00:35:12,246 --> 00:35:13,525 Fake old. 623 00:35:13,556 --> 00:35:15,505 Hundred dollars for the homeless look. 624 00:35:16,684 --> 00:35:18,968 What, kids aren't pretentious in England? 625 00:35:20,643 --> 00:35:23,719 Chi was wearing a different brand. How could they both have been contaminated? 626 00:35:23,793 --> 00:35:25,681 That is a question for the ages. 627 00:35:25,742 --> 00:35:27,021 Meantime, get these tested. 628 00:35:57,512 --> 00:36:00,527 I never bother to wash new clothes before I wear them. 629 00:36:00,984 --> 00:36:02,903 Right. Your wife does. 630 00:36:03,089 --> 00:36:05,068 She likes you feeling nice and comfortable. 631 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,053 Hey, I'm a man. I don't have time for laundry. 632 00:36:08,129 --> 00:36:09,652 I'm savin' lives here. 633 00:36:11,664 --> 00:36:13,004 No, she doesn't wash them either. 634 00:36:13,095 --> 00:36:15,928 So your skin absorbs a little dye, 635 00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:18,289 - the odd chemical here and there... - You know me. 636 00:36:18,441 --> 00:36:19,842 Mr. Livin' on the Edge. 637 00:36:20,042 --> 00:36:24,214 And judging by the self-importance of your strut, you have identified the chemical in question. 638 00:36:24,245 --> 00:36:25,280 Phosdrin. 639 00:36:26,773 --> 00:36:29,301 - Hit him with the hydrolase. - Chi's parents said yes, but... 640 00:36:29,348 --> 00:36:31,054 Mighty Mom said no. 641 00:36:31,602 --> 00:36:35,470 She's gonna feel like a million bucks when Chi lives and her son dies. 642 00:36:36,217 --> 00:36:37,526 Send Cameron. 643 00:36:38,105 --> 00:36:40,328 She's the only one of you who's managed to talk her into anything. 644 00:36:40,359 --> 00:36:41,333 Not this time. 645 00:36:41,442 --> 00:36:44,640 Matt's mom won't make a move until she gets that opinion from the CDC. 646 00:36:47,381 --> 00:36:49,269 Godot would be faster. 647 00:37:21,377 --> 00:37:23,570 What is this? 648 00:37:25,367 --> 00:37:27,438 Thought I'd hang out. 649 00:37:28,948 --> 00:37:30,714 In case you change your mind. 650 00:37:32,511 --> 00:37:35,679 Then I could give Matt the medicine right away. 651 00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:43,804 Don't worry, I've got time. 652 00:37:46,498 --> 00:37:48,539 The CDC promised they'd call. 653 00:37:48,721 --> 00:37:50,031 And I'm sure they will. 654 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:51,858 Maybe tomorrow. 655 00:37:52,254 --> 00:37:53,899 Maybe the day after. 656 00:37:54,264 --> 00:37:56,427 Takes time to review faxed records. 657 00:37:57,277 --> 00:38:00,840 Then they'll probably tell you they can't make a decision based on faxed records. 658 00:38:03,494 --> 00:38:05,260 This is Suzy. 659 00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:07,910 She's never gonna marry him. 660 00:38:07,971 --> 00:38:08,854 No money. 661 00:38:09,494 --> 00:38:11,443 What makes you think you're right this time? 662 00:38:12,631 --> 00:38:15,067 Same reason as last time. 663 00:38:18,616 --> 00:38:21,631 If you wanna see how the other kid does first, that's okay. 664 00:38:22,149 --> 00:38:23,276 Might help you. 665 00:38:24,189 --> 00:38:25,956 Although, there's a real good chance... 666 00:38:26,020 --> 00:38:26,568 What? 667 00:38:27,208 --> 00:38:28,914 Matt might "kick off"? 668 00:38:29,492 --> 00:38:30,802 That's a little blunt. 669 00:38:31,502 --> 00:38:33,969 I was gonna say "run out of time", or... 670 00:38:34,046 --> 00:38:37,153 just kind of let my voice trail off. 671 00:38:46,848 --> 00:38:47,701 Hello? 672 00:38:48,584 --> 00:38:50,503 Yes, this is Margo Davis. 673 00:38:55,131 --> 00:38:57,171 But you have his records. I sent them. 674 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:03,110 Yes, I understand. 675 00:39:11,161 --> 00:39:12,348 They can't help me. 676 00:39:13,993 --> 00:39:15,211 They haven't seen him. 677 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:17,699 - They can't make a decision... - Give it to him. 678 00:39:29,578 --> 00:39:33,446 "The CDC is unable to give an opinion at this time, ma'am. 679 00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:36,309 "We're gonna have a doctor in your area next week." 680 00:39:37,445 --> 00:39:38,937 You fooled her with that? 681 00:40:50,421 --> 00:40:51,457 House! 682 00:41:31,099 --> 00:41:32,439 So I'm gonna be cured? 683 00:41:32,470 --> 00:41:34,785 As long as you don't wear any more poisoned pants. 684 00:41:36,794 --> 00:41:37,768 I'm sorry, Mom. 685 00:41:38,164 --> 00:41:39,961 I knew the pants were stolen. 686 00:41:40,570 --> 00:41:42,124 They were only five bucks. 687 00:41:42,519 --> 00:41:43,829 You're gonna give me hell, aren't you? 688 00:41:43,951 --> 00:41:46,814 Oh, Honey, I'm just glad you're alive. 689 00:41:47,012 --> 00:41:48,869 Let's get you home so you can rest. 690 00:41:50,149 --> 00:41:51,854 Maybe I am too hard on you. 691 00:41:52,372 --> 00:41:54,748 You don't have to make up that test 'til next week. 692 00:41:55,007 --> 00:41:57,748 You can stay in bed and work on your applications. 693 00:41:58,418 --> 00:42:01,555 Some guy was selling pants off the back of his truck near the school. 694 00:42:01,999 --> 00:42:06,841 When he wasn't busy as a clothing entrepreneur, he did day labor at a cornfield out on Route 1. 695 00:42:07,010 --> 00:42:08,838 Used the same truck for both jobs. 696 00:42:08,868 --> 00:42:11,944 He spilled pesticide on the pants and was too lazy to clean up. 697 00:42:12,448 --> 00:42:15,128 The real question is, why are you still here? 698 00:42:16,224 --> 00:42:18,813 Why aren't you out there making up with the joyful mother? 699 00:42:20,837 --> 00:42:22,969 - Wh-why would I do that? - No reason at all. 700 00:42:23,974 --> 00:42:25,284 If you don't care about her. 701 00:42:25,588 --> 00:42:26,989 Or her son. 702 00:42:32,661 --> 00:42:35,158 Oh, Dr. House. 703 00:42:36,285 --> 00:42:37,869 The CDC called. 704 00:42:39,148 --> 00:42:40,184 Again. 705 00:42:40,595 --> 00:42:41,631 Oops. 706 00:42:45,133 --> 00:42:46,017 Who are those guys? 707 00:42:46,093 --> 00:42:49,596 Oh, they're the arrogant jerks that saved your life.