1 00:00:07,049 --> 00:00:08,383 Where are those projections? 2 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,885 Three, six and nine are in their folders. 3 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,345 - Can I have some more... - Tea's at your seat. 4 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:14,138 - Excellent. - Hello? 5 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:16,057 Oh, hold on. 6 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:18,893 Ben Federman again, another pre-call. 7 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:23,398 We did the pre-call. Is this the post-pre-call call? 8 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:24,857 The Board's gonna want specifics 9 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,818 with the push into the Asian markets. 10 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,361 Ben, there are no specifics about Asia. 11 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:30,988 We came up with that as a Hail Mary at 3:00 in the morning 12 00:00:31,115 --> 00:00:32,949 to placate the Board about International. 13 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:36,327 Carly, I'm just giving you a heads-up about Asia. 14 00:00:36,912 --> 00:00:38,287 There is no Asia. 15 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:41,666 Let's talk about Asia. 16 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,793 We're in the preliminary stages of forming 17 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:46,504 a strategic alliance with Credit Lyonnais. 18 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:48,965 Within three months, you won't be able to walk four feet 19 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:50,842 in Gangnam, South Korea, 20 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:52,677 without seeing one of our beautiful models 21 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:56,848 smiling at you from billboards and drugstore windows, inviting you in. 22 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:58,641 That's incredible news, Carly. 23 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,393 We'd hoped to hear something about Asia. 24 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:02,770 Had no idea plans were so far along. 25 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,439 Well, you know Asia. 26 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,023 Nothing's done until it's done. 27 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:09,694 Carly, I was wondering, could you walk us through 28 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:12,071 what you were thinking for other Asian territories? 29 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:13,322 Absolutely. 30 00:01:13,449 --> 00:01:15,825 India has over half a billion women. 31 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:18,119 In terms of spending power, it's the single largest 32 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:20,747 potential market in the world. 33 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:29,964 We have retained a local firm to ensure 34 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:33,259 that cultural differences are respected. 35 00:01:33,385 --> 00:01:37,096 However, I can't go into the specifics of my plan with you until tomorrow. 36 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:40,308 Right now I have a meeting, and I need the room. 37 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:41,893 We were just getting started. 38 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:43,936 I know, and I do apologize. 39 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,730 It's last minute, but the meeting is 40 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:48,858 with three State Department officials to smooth the way for China. 41 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:50,193 China? 42 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:51,986 This is just incredible. 43 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,070 We'll be in touch. 44 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:54,447 Thank you. 45 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:56,991 What is it? 46 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,994 I need a doctor. I can't move my leg. 47 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:43,287 32-year-old female, paralysis and severe pain in her right quad. Go. 48 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:44,831 How'd she get to you? 49 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:47,625 She's the CEO of Sonyo Cosmetics. 50 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:50,962 Three assistants and 15 VPs checked out who should be treating her. 51 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:54,048 Who da man? I da man. I always suspected. 52 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:57,844 Dr. House, I know the chances are very slim, but I'm sure you recognize 53 00:02:57,970 --> 00:03:00,638 that she may have what you had, a clot in her thigh. 54 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:03,140 (SCOFFS) A bit of a long shot. 55 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:05,101 What about a disc herniation? 56 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:06,227 I don't know, Eric. 57 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,980 If her disc were herniated, she'd present with pain elsewhere, 58 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:11,023 wouldn't she? 59 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:12,817 Yeah, I suppose. You're right. 60 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:15,903 A clot's also the most deadly, right, Robert? 61 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:21,158 True. The clot breaks off, she could stroke and die. 62 00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:22,869 Dr. House, I believe that they're right... 63 00:03:22,995 --> 00:03:25,079 Stop talking. 64 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,664 What? 65 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:29,792 You read one of those negotiating books, didn't you? 66 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,252 Getting To Yes. 67 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,004 50 Ways to Win an Argument. 68 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:35,006 Hitchhiker's Guide to Being a Pal. 69 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:37,049 In five seconds, you just manipulated these two 70 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:38,968 into agreeing with your point of view. 71 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:42,555 Fellas, this is known as soft positional bargaining. 72 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:45,725 It's not gonna work. 73 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:47,894 Dr. House, are you saying that she doesn't have a clot, 74 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:51,105 or are you saying that if she does have a clot, 75 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:54,483 she doesn't need blood thinners and an angiogram? 76 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,778 Chase, put her on blood thinners. 77 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,280 Do an angiogram. 78 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:02,074 When that comes back negative, MRI the spine. 79 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,369 If that's clean, cut her open and biopsy the leg. 80 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:06,787 Excellent suggestion. 81 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:08,956 Read less, more TV. 82 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:14,086 It's rare for an individual to make a donation significant enough 83 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:18,382 to impact an organization as large and unwieldy as a hospital. 84 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:21,928 This donation does come with one string, 85 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:24,180 that he be made chairman of the board. 86 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:26,307 I think that's a reasonable request. 87 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,059 I think he should have the right to know 88 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:31,979 what it is we do with his $100,000,000. 89 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:36,943 Please welcome our new chairman of the board, Edward Vogler. 90 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:40,821 Thank you. Thank you. 91 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:45,910 When I was 18, 92 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:48,162 my dad loaned me $20,000 for a college tuition, 93 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,705 which he would have known was a mistake 94 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:52,375 had he known I wasn't actually in college. 95 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:58,756 I took his money and invested in a friend who had a little business. 96 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:02,468 And when my dad found out what I had done with his money, 97 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:05,888 he and I didn't talk much after that. 98 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,974 But my friend's business took off, 99 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:09,934 and I used the profits from that 100 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:12,645 to buy another company, and another. 101 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:15,314 And I must have been pretty good at it, had a good eye, 102 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,776 because before I knew it, people were making offers for my company. 103 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:21,404 And about a year ago, I went public, 104 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:23,906 and overnight I was worth a billion dollars. 105 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:26,951 So, I went to see my dad. 106 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:29,745 I'll admit. I wanted a little payback. 107 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:31,831 You know, kind of shove the win in his face. 108 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:35,084 So, I drove upstate and sat in the kitchen I grew up in, 109 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:38,129 and he had no reaction. 110 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:43,884 It wasn't his fault. He didn't even know who I was, 111 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:48,097 because his Alzheimer's had taken a turn for the worse, 112 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:50,808 despite the best drugs and care out there. 113 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:53,310 And that is why I'm here. 114 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:57,773 What if my contribution to this hospital is the difference between 115 00:05:57,899 --> 00:06:01,068 no cure and a cure for cancer? 116 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:05,156 The difference between a man not recognizing his wife of 35 years 117 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:07,199 and being able to look at her and say, 118 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:09,952 "Good morning, honey. I love you." 119 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,790 If there's a disease out there killing people, 120 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:17,960 I am writing you a blank check to fight back. 121 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:24,175 So, things are going to change a lot. 122 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,646 I'm gonna have to ask you for the cell phone. 123 00:06:37,773 --> 00:06:40,357 Do what you need to do. I'm okay. 124 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:44,445 I'm pretty sure my x-ray machine can take your phone in a fight. 125 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:46,322 It'll fry it. 126 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:49,116 Fine. 127 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:53,746 How old is she? 128 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:54,914 32. 129 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:58,125 Wow. And she's already the CEO of a public company. 130 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,669 She's a workaholic. Okay, Carly. 131 00:07:00,796 --> 00:07:04,465 Hold still. The x-ray machine is gonna pass over your leg. 132 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:05,591 Okay. 133 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:07,093 What'd you do with your time off? 134 00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:09,303 Snowboarding in Gstaad. 135 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,554 Switzerland. 136 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,682 Do you ski or board? You can come with if you like. 137 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:17,019 Maybe we should start with a drink before we go around the world. 138 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:19,313 Oh, you want to have a drink with me? 139 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:23,234 Oh, very aggressive. I like that. 140 00:07:28,824 --> 00:07:30,491 I want to run this place like a business. 141 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,493 What, you want to put more vending machines in the hallway? 142 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:33,828 Maybe a roulette wheel? 143 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,038 Nice one. But I'm serious. 144 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,540 The product that you're selling is good health. 145 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:38,833 It shouldn't be a tough sell. 146 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,334 If you don't want to sell, it means you don't care 147 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,711 if people get your product. 148 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:44,797 Do you care if people are healthy, 149 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,715 or are you too proud for that? 150 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:51,178 Who's that? 151 00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:58,269 That's just one of our doctors. 152 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:02,565 Aren't doctors supposed to wear lab coats? 153 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:03,649 He's different. 154 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:04,900 Everyone's buddy. 155 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:06,610 No, not exactly. 156 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,821 Then why does he get away with it? 157 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:13,325 It's just a coat. He's very good. 158 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:16,495 Hmm. 159 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,667 - Say "Ah." - Ah. 160 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:24,128 Now really belt it out, like you're gonna throw up. 161 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:25,254 Ah... 162 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:29,842 Perfect. 163 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:32,094 Okay, that's it. 164 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:36,599 We should know in a couple of days what's growing in your son's throat. 165 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:39,852 Hello? 166 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,354 He can't talk. 167 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,397 Excuse me? 168 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,274 He had knee surgery. 169 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,400 Right? 170 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,820 About a year ago, and then he couldn't talk. 171 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,781 Right. Yeah, well, that happens. 172 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:56,952 You know, it's very dangerous operating so close to the vocal cords. 173 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,581 Okay. Well, we'll send your kid's culture to the lab 174 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,583 and somebody will call you. 175 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,168 (EXCLAIMS) Boo! 176 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:12,509 Just wanted to see if your dad, you know... 177 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:13,761 Bizarre. 178 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,141 I need you to wear your lab coat. 179 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:20,976 I need two days of outrageous sex 180 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:22,686 with someone obscenely younger than you, 181 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,396 like half your age. 182 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:25,898 Wear the coat. 183 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:29,693 Man, oh, man, someone got spanked real good this morning. 184 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:32,196 A guy gives $100,000,000 to cure cancer. 185 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:35,074 A pretty small concession to wear a lab coat. 186 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,700 Cure cancer? 187 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:39,578 Is the hospital getting out of the dull business of treating patients? 188 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:40,746 You know that's not what he's doing. 189 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,039 I know exactly what he's doing. 190 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:44,041 He's using us to run clinical trials. 191 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:47,878 Oh, shame on him, saving lives like that. 192 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,672 It's unethical. 193 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,758 Oh, are you coming in, too? 194 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,009 I thought I had you convinced. 195 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:56,637 Clinical trials save thousands of lives. 196 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,847 He's using patients as guinea pigs. 197 00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:01,058 Pharmaceutical companies do that every day. 198 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:03,018 Are we a pharmaceutical company? 199 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:04,937 We're gonna wind up pressuring desperate patients 200 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:06,689 into choices that are bad for them, good for us. 201 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,524 We're gonna compromise patient care. 202 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,067 Who the hell am I talking to? 203 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:13,612 Suddenly ethical lapses are a major concern for you? 204 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:17,241 What's interesting is it suddenly doesn't bother you. 205 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:21,787 So, if you ignore ethics to save one person, it's admirable, 206 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,956 but if you do it to save a thousand, you're a bastard. 207 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:27,334 All he's done is taken your game and gone pro. 208 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:31,672 He's not gonna kill a few patients. 209 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,465 He's gonna kill this hospital. 210 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,593 It took him three seconds to size you up. 211 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,138 And surprise, he doesn't like you. 212 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,266 Wear the damn coat. 213 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:50,691 Hello. I'm Dr. Foreman. 214 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,151 I work with Dr. House. 215 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,738 Our initial tests say you're fine. 216 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:58,240 We think you had a clot, but it resolved on its own. 217 00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,825 So, we're gonna keep you overnight to be safe, 218 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:03,245 and you can go back home tomorrow, or back to work. 219 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:06,540 Hey, are you okay? 220 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,839 Get in here! I need a line in her, 221 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,799 IV morphine, stat! 222 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:29,480 You get any read on the new chairman of the board? 223 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,607 Yeah, he took your parking space. 224 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,901 It's not necessarily bad news. 225 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,944 Do you ever watch "Gilligan's Island" reruns, 226 00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:40,366 and really, really think they're gonna get off the island this time? 227 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,576 We should introduce ourselves. It couldn't hurt. 228 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,161 Make him a bundt cake. 229 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:46,580 A patient hit a 10 on the pain scale. 230 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:47,748 What would explain that? 231 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,709 There was no clot in her leg. The angio was totally clean. 232 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,002 What about the muscle biopsy? 233 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,713 No neurogenic or myopathic abnormalities. 234 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,507 She was also negative for trichinosis. 235 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,385 No toxoplasmosis or polyarteritis nodosa. 236 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:02,304 Robert, what was her sedimentation rate? 237 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,390 Normal, Allison. 238 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:07,601 Therefore, no inflammation, no immunologic response. 239 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,562 Do you mind sharing that number with me? 240 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,940 15, Allison. 241 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:14,608 Are you mocking me? 242 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,318 Duh, Allison. 243 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,570 I'm just suggesting we look outside the box. 244 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,364 What if her sed rate is elevated? 245 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:21,865 Well, let's go further outside the box. 246 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,867 Let's say the angio revealed a clot. 247 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,786 And then let's say we treated that clot, 248 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,622 and now she's all better, and personally thanked me by performing... 249 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,624 My Aunt Elyssa lives in Philadelphia. 250 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:34,670 Oh, it's story time. Let me get my baa-baa. 251 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:38,674 Her normal temperature is 96.2, not 98.6 like you and me. 252 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,969 If her temperature were 98.6, she'd have a fever. 253 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,721 I'm just wondering if you think we could 254 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:47,850 apply the same logic to Carly's sed rate. 255 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,436 It's absurd. 256 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:53,605 I love it. 257 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:56,650 If 15 is high for Carly, then she has inflammation. 258 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,652 Which could, in turn, mean cancer. 259 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,362 I'll talk to Wilson. 260 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,657 Next time, skip Aunt Elyssa. 261 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,910 You're probably talking about a primary bone cancer. 262 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,246 It could be tricky to detect. We'll need a bone scan. 263 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,540 That's why I'm talking to an oncologist. 264 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,375 Sure. I've nothing better to do, 265 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:16,670 besides departmental meetings and budget reports. 266 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,130 New chairman of the board, you know. 267 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,673 Oh, I hadn't heard. 268 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,842 Right. Clinical trials. 269 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,218 Completely unethical. 270 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,095 And a very bad omen for you. 271 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,389 There's not much money in curing African sleeping sickness. 272 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,225 No. I have seen every scary movie ever made. 273 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,769 Six-year-old twins in front of an elevator of blood. 274 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:35,397 Boys' choirs. Those are bad omens. 275 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:36,815 This is much more mundane. 276 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,234 A billionaire wants to get laid. 277 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,737 Billionaires buy movie studios to get laid. 278 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,322 They buy hospitals to get respect. 279 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,741 And the reason you want respect? 280 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:46,825 To get laid. 281 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,161 Okay, then. Just gotta think like a billionaire. 282 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:51,872 Let's see. There'll be big, scary changes and then, 283 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,082 "Oh, Dr. Cameron, we should have dinner 284 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:56,835 "to discuss your future on my G5 private jet." 285 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,045 Oh, come on. 286 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,463 You know how good you have it here. 287 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:02,758 Yes, I'm the big poobah, the big cheese, the go-to guy. 288 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:05,427 You do the cases you want to do, when you want to do them. 289 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:06,595 You're not gonna have that anywhere else. 290 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:09,389 Relax. I've been through three regime changes in this hospital. 291 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:10,682 Every time, same story. 292 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,142 Just keep your head down. 293 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,352 That's all I'm saying. 294 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,646 And put on your coat. 295 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:16,855 It itches. 296 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,776 So, you gonna do this bone scan for me, or what? 297 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:22,069 Yes. 298 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:37,000 Dr. Simpson, did you hear? 299 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,585 New management. 300 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,921 I'm thinking of switching to orthopedics. 301 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,215 How much do you guys get for a massage now? 302 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,383 Without the happy ending. 303 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,593 Dr. House, what do you want? 304 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,762 Do you remember a guy named Van Der Meer? 305 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,764 Not a big talker. You fixed his ACL. 306 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:54,643 No, not according to my medical malpractice premiums. 307 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:57,187 Didn't get hypotensive during surgery? 308 00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,107 No strokes? Maybe some connectivity loss? 309 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,692 What, you're gonna get involved now? 310 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:02,818 I'm not involved. 311 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,570 A guy brought his son into the clinic. 312 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:05,988 I didn't touch the son. 313 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,614 I'm not taking any responsibility there. 314 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,449 The son's fine. Can't shut him up. 315 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,869 Dad show any symptoms of cortical disease? Wernicke's? 316 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,872 No. Nothing. 317 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,668 That's why we settled, because we couldn't find anything. 318 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:20,794 The guy got over $1,000,000. 319 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,796 Don't tell me he's complaining. 320 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,798 He's not saying boo. 321 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,138 Your father wants to know when you'll be back from your trip. 322 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,558 E-mail back. It's taking longer than I thought. 323 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,602 He doesn't need to see me like this. 324 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:37,811 What about your brother? 325 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:38,854 No. 326 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,607 Hello. I'm Dr. Wilson. I was... 327 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:42,983 Robin, I'm gonna need a minute. 328 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,359 Oh. 329 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,195 Thank you. 330 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,663 There are two Dr. Wilsons in this hospital, 331 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,625 one in ophthalmology and one in cancer. 332 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,960 My eyes are fine, so I'm guessing 333 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,379 you're here to tell me that I have cancer. 334 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,799 There is no cancer in your bone. 335 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,760 You're not smiling. 336 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,262 There's something called referred pain. 337 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,222 You could have cancer in one part of your body 338 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:15,766 that presents in another. 339 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:19,936 Given your age and your family history, I'm thinking your colon. 340 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,938 (SCOFFS) Great. 341 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:27,110 I was at Columbia when my mom died. 342 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,528 Now there's a blast. 343 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,657 Cleaning up her vomit and then running to my econ final. 344 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,283 (CHUCKLES) Look. 345 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:34,785 If I'm a short-timer, give me drugs. 346 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,411 I'll go back to work. I'll die there. 347 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,455 Whoa. There's a very quick test 348 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,957 to see if you even have it, a colonoscopy. 349 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,752 I know how you do that test. 350 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:46,004 If you have colon cancer, we can treat it. 351 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,589 It's early. 352 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,174 That's what they told my mom. 353 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,385 She was dead six months later. 354 00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:57,683 You're a smart person about to make a very bad decision. 355 00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:00,185 You know, cancer treatment's come a long way in 12 years, 356 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,269 but if you don't do this now... 357 00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,271 I don't want to be looked at. 358 00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,157 There is another way. 359 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,286 We could do a virtual colonoscopy. 360 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:21,748 Basically, we do a CT scan of your colon. 361 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:22,916 It's noninvasive. 362 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,126 But it's very expensive. 363 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,670 I'm assuming that's not a problem. 364 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,509 Say yes. 365 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,018 Mr. Van Der Meer. 366 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,105 What? 367 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:51,903 Relax. Ricky's gonna be just "finkf." Strep throat. 368 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,822 Here's a prescription for an antibiotic. 369 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:55,907 He should be all better in a few days. 370 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:59,703 Although, this might sting a little. 371 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,135 I want to see you again real soon. 372 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,639 Virtual colonoscopy was clean. 373 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,600 No colon cancer. 374 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,810 What happened to our regular, old-fashioned colonoscopy? 375 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,645 She was uncomfortable doing any more tests. 376 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,898 I had to convince her to do that one. 377 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,274 Do you get that often? 378 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,527 Women would rather die than get naked with you? 379 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,780 She's scared. 380 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:38,742 But not of tests. Just embarrassing ones. 381 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:41,620 Yeah. 382 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,501 It's not an inflammatory process. 383 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,754 It's not a clot, because Chase's angio says so. 384 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:54,508 And it's not cancer, because her tush is perfect. 385 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:59,054 Anybody else got an Aunt Elyssa with weird stuff? 386 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,349 Maybe it's worth looking into... 387 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,393 I thought you said Carly's angio was clean. 388 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,729 It was clean. 389 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,782 You guys see the problem here? 390 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,745 There's no indication of any abnormalities. 391 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,497 No lesions, no spurs, no... 392 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,833 Her toes are screwed up. 393 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,084 They're backwards. 394 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,837 You guys know how much surgery it's gonna take 395 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,755 to swap them back? 396 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,382 What are you talking about? 397 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:40,011 Well, either she literally has two left feet, or you angioed the wrong leg. 398 00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:48,770 That's impossible. It can't be the wrong leg. 399 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,188 Or maybe it was Jenny. 400 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:52,524 How come some resident signed this radiology report? 401 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:53,608 Were you even in the room? 402 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:54,776 I'll redo her angio... 403 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,695 You'll do nothing! 404 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:04,369 Foreman, you do the angiogram. 405 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:17,883 I can't believe I did that. 406 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,931 Why do we have to redo the angiogram? 407 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,601 There was a shadow on the first test result. 408 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,060 Shadow? 409 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:33,565 A shadow means there could be a blood clot, right? 410 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,943 I read "Conn's Current Therapy". 411 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,528 A real page-turner. 412 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,655 No, it wasn't that kind of shadow. 413 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:44,576 My chest hurts. 414 00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:47,245 It's from the tracer I injected. 415 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:51,541 You might also get a little nauseous or have a metallic taste. All normal. 416 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,127 I'm a runner. I shouldn't feel like this. 417 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:56,671 Carly, I'm looking at your vitals right now... 418 00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,340 I can't breathe. 419 00:20:58,466 --> 00:20:59,799 Carly? 420 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:07,307 My chest. 421 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,730 Respiratory arrest. Call a code. 422 00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:15,315 What do you got? 423 00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,775 She's drowning. 424 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:37,295 Foreman did a thoracentesis to drain the fluid from her lungs. 425 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,673 She's stable. They sent the fluid to the lab. 426 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,132 It'll be back in a few hours. 427 00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:44,761 You'll be happy to know Chase's mistake didn't cost her. 428 00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:46,805 Angio revealed no clot. 429 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,723 I'm thrilled. 430 00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,624 Okay, see, now you're just being stubborn. 431 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,793 It's cold. It's a perfectly good excuse to wear your lab coat. 432 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,295 Carly needs a heart transplant. 433 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:46,174 Thoracentesis revealed a transudate? 434 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,468 I haven't gotten it back yet. 435 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,513 Her MUGA scan, what was the ejection fraction? 436 00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:53,515 Maybe you could treat it surgically. 437 00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:55,683 I haven't done the MUGA. 438 00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:58,978 How do you know she needs a heart transplant? 439 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:00,855 I got my aura read today. 440 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:03,316 It said someone close to me had a broken heart. 441 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,819 Since when do I need the secret pass code to talk to you? 442 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,238 I can't tell you anything. 443 00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:10,073 Professional responsibility. 444 00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:11,407 Like that matters to you. 445 00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:14,744 Not my professional responsibility, yours. 446 00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:15,912 New regime. 447 00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:17,455 You gotta keep your head down, too. 448 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:19,833 Now that's good thinking, because I was gonna go right to Cuddy 449 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,459 and rat you out as soon as you were done talking. 450 00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:22,585 I'm not saying you want to. 451 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:24,796 I'm saying you'd be obligated to. 452 00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:27,507 Because of my position on the Board? 453 00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:34,180 Because of my position on the transplant committee? 454 00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:38,560 Hey, you brought this up for a reason. You need to talk to me. 455 00:24:38,686 --> 00:24:39,978 I can't. 456 00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:47,443 You sure you're doing the right thing? 457 00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:50,822 I've come up with a few really great rationalizations. 458 00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:53,867 Sorry to interrupt. We have a problem. 459 00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:56,536 Thoracentesis revealed a transudate. 460 00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:59,664 We did an echo. She's in severe congestive heart failure. 461 00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:02,125 She needs a heart transplant. 462 00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:04,752 We'll get her on the list immediately. 463 00:25:04,879 --> 00:25:07,839 She's already on the list. 464 00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:16,890 Come in. 465 00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:18,766 Thanks. 466 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:23,646 What is a Department of Diagnostic Medicine? 467 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:27,650 That's Dr. House's department. 468 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:31,487 They deal with cases that other doctors can't figure out. 469 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:34,449 It's a financial black hole. 470 00:25:34,575 --> 00:25:36,826 The department costs us $3,000,000 a year 471 00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:38,411 to treat one patient a week. 472 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:39,787 He saves one patient per week. 473 00:25:39,914 --> 00:25:41,331 What about everyone else? 474 00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:44,042 His department's not going to find the cure for breast cancer. 475 00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:45,460 Maybe not, but... 476 00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:47,545 Are you sleeping with House? 477 00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:49,297 What? No. 478 00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:50,548 But you did, right? 479 00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:52,467 A long time ago? 480 00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:56,221 That's an incredibly inappropriate question. 481 00:25:56,347 --> 00:25:58,431 If your judgment is compromised by a prior 482 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,141 or current relationship, that is my business. 483 00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:03,478 I respect him. That is all you need to know. 484 00:26:03,604 --> 00:26:05,396 He's still not wearing the coat. 485 00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:06,481 Well, I told him... 486 00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:07,941 I'm sure you did. 487 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,401 And yet he's not wearing it. 488 00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:14,322 I'm just wondering if that's a reflection on him or on you. 489 00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:30,380 You're Dr. House. 490 00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,257 I found a picture online of you at a conference. 491 00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:34,550 You need a heart transplant. 492 00:26:35,511 --> 00:26:36,469 I run. I work out... 493 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,179 You cut yourself. 494 00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:41,933 Probably highly ritualized. 495 00:26:42,059 --> 00:26:45,478 You play the same Sarah McLachlan song over and over while you do it. 496 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:48,606 Probably works better than antidepressants. 497 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:50,316 I don't understand how... 498 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:51,985 You're a high-powered bulimic. 499 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:54,028 You make yourself throw up. 500 00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:57,490 You had to find the most efficient way to vomit 501 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,826 without revealing the telltale signs of bulimia, 502 00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:03,579 which is all very unseemly for a CEO. 503 00:27:03,706 --> 00:27:08,751 So, you found a common antidote to accidental poisoning to do the job. 504 00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,503 Ipecac. 505 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:13,798 Which is great if your kid's just swallowed a bottle of aspirin, 506 00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:16,718 but really, really bad if it's a habit. 507 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:19,846 It causes muscle damage. 508 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,681 It caused the pain in your leg. 509 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,602 And destroyed your heart. 510 00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:31,649 How often do you do it? 511 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,407 Three times a week. 512 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,704 In about an hour, 513 00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:47,415 there's gonna be an emergency meeting of the transplant committee 514 00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:52,045 to discuss where you fall on the list should a new heart become available. 515 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:56,007 Problem is, I am required to tell the committee about your bulimia. 516 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:58,259 It's a major psychiatric condition. 517 00:27:58,385 --> 00:27:59,802 Ranks right up there with suicidal. 518 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:02,221 Makes you a very bad risk. 519 00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:05,975 So, you're here to tell me I have just a few hours to live? 520 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,771 Unless I lie to the committee. 521 00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:15,401 But if they find out, I lose my medical license. 522 00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:20,573 This would be a very good time to offer me a bribe. 523 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:23,117 You know, how much is your life worth? How much is my job worth? 524 00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:25,578 Why are you here doing this to me? 525 00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:28,664 What do you want? 526 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:32,668 I want to know what's right. 527 00:28:33,504 --> 00:28:34,962 Am I worth it? 528 00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:39,217 You think I'm pathetic. 529 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:43,554 Has a good job. Everything in the world. 530 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,306 But she just doesn't like the way that she looks... 531 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:46,974 Oh, stop hiding! 532 00:28:48,102 --> 00:28:49,977 I'm asking you if you want to live or die. 533 00:28:50,104 --> 00:28:51,270 You can't even say that. 534 00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:52,897 What do you want me to do? Cry? 535 00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:54,023 Yes! 536 00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:56,401 I want you to tell me that your life is important to you, 537 00:28:56,527 --> 00:28:58,820 because I don't know! 538 00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:07,662 Because that's what's on the table right now, your life. 539 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,305 I don't want to die. 540 00:29:29,977 --> 00:29:31,269 I don't. 541 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:43,156 This 32-year-old female was admitted by my staff 542 00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:46,117 because of paralysis and pain in her right thigh. 543 00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:47,743 The patient rapidly deteriorated 544 00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:50,705 and now has severe congestive heart failure. 545 00:29:50,831 --> 00:29:54,417 Pressors and vasodilators have not improved her condition whatsoever. 546 00:29:54,543 --> 00:29:57,670 Pulmonary function tests show an FEC of over three liters, 547 00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:01,632 with FEV-1 of at least 90% of predicted, 548 00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:06,387 and preserved FEV/FVC ratio and preserved DLCO as well. 549 00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:09,807 Her MUGA had an ejection fraction of 19%, 550 00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:12,685 with no focal wall motion abnormalities. 551 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,854 Heart catheterization revealed 552 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:17,398 clean left, right and circumflex arteries, 553 00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:21,694 and a subsequent biopsy revealed irreversible cardiomyopathy. 554 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:24,155 Which is why we're here. 555 00:30:24,281 --> 00:30:27,408 Dr. House, I'm confused by your time and date stamps. 556 00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:30,161 It appears that you put Carly on the transplant list 557 00:30:30,287 --> 00:30:32,371 before you did these tests. 558 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,709 I had a hunch. 559 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,961 You don't have hunches. You know. 560 00:30:39,087 --> 00:30:40,838 Look, if the tests had come back differently, 561 00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:42,590 obviously I would have taken her off the list. 562 00:30:42,716 --> 00:30:44,634 But on the long shot... 563 00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:51,641 On the long shot that I was right, I didn't want to waste time. 564 00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:57,939 Is there any exclusion criteria we should know about? 565 00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:03,694 CAT scan revealed no tumors, and Dr. Wilson found no trace of cancer. 566 00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:08,157 What about any other criteria? 567 00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:10,034 No atherosclerotic vascular disease. 568 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,160 Are there any... 569 00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:12,787 No pneumonia, no bacteremia. 570 00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:15,706 No hep B or C or any other letters. 571 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:18,042 Substance abuse. Any history... 572 00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:20,086 No alcohol. No drugs. 573 00:31:20,796 --> 00:31:23,214 Any psychiatric conditions? History of depression? 574 00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:25,132 She's a little blue. 575 00:31:25,259 --> 00:31:28,052 But turns out she needs a heart transplant. 576 00:31:35,852 --> 00:31:38,437 Dr. House, if you subvert or mislead this committee, 577 00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:41,357 you will be subject to disciplinary action. 578 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:50,199 Dr. Cuddy, do you have any reason to think that I would lie? 579 00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:53,578 I simply want you to answer the question. 580 00:31:53,704 --> 00:31:56,831 Is there anything on the recipient exclusion criteria 581 00:31:56,957 --> 00:32:00,876 that would disqualify your patient from getting a heart? 582 00:32:12,306 --> 00:32:13,556 No. 583 00:32:21,732 --> 00:32:23,858 Beautiful organ-donor weather. 584 00:32:24,735 --> 00:32:26,485 You lied, didn't you? 585 00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:28,613 - I never lie. - Big mistake. 586 00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:32,575 Then you should have voted against putting her on the list. 587 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:33,701 You're my friend. 588 00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:36,537 Oh, jeez, have some backbone. 589 00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:38,414 If you think I'm wrong, do something. 590 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:41,000 Wait. You're getting mad at me for sticking up for you? 591 00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:44,545 You value our friendship more than your ethical responsibilities. 592 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:47,590 Our friendship is an ethical responsibility. 593 00:32:53,263 --> 00:32:54,722 What is it? 594 00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:57,433 My patient's getting a heart. 595 00:33:11,073 --> 00:33:13,115 He's not gonna fire you. 596 00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:15,368 I'd fire you. Bye-bye. 597 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,830 I screw up, the patient dies, I'll never get another job. 598 00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:24,335 So stick your head between your legs and go lick your wounds in Gstaad. 599 00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:26,754 I like it here. 600 00:33:33,053 --> 00:33:34,553 You guys don't think it's weird House knew 601 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:38,641 the patient needed a heart transplant before we did any heart tests? 602 00:33:39,393 --> 00:33:41,519 That's House. He knows things. 603 00:33:41,645 --> 00:33:43,729 But usually he's putting it in our face. 604 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,439 Telling us how cleverly he figured it out. 605 00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:48,984 This time, nothing. Just "I had a hunch." 606 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:52,780 That is weird. 607 00:34:25,522 --> 00:34:27,690 Cauterize that one bleeder. 608 00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:34,280 Okay, ready for the donor heart. 609 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:43,289 They just stopped Carly's heart, and your dumb patient... 610 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:45,332 They're all... Oh, the guy who can't talk. 611 00:34:45,459 --> 00:34:46,459 Mr. Van Der Meer. 612 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:48,085 He's scheduled an appointment to see you. 613 00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:49,962 Oh, goody. 614 00:34:51,882 --> 00:34:55,760 I wanted you to know Chase is worried you're going to fire him. 615 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:59,513 It's bad enough that screw-ups cost lives. 616 00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:02,475 Now we've got Vogler, screw-ups cost jobs. 617 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:03,851 I want Chase scared. 618 00:35:03,977 --> 00:35:06,562 I want him doing everything he can to protect his job. 619 00:35:06,688 --> 00:35:08,105 Dr. House, if you were in his position, 620 00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:10,483 wouldn't you be more likely to perform well if you were reassured... 621 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:11,817 Oh, will you stop it 622 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:13,569 with the book? 623 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,237 Why are you doing this? 624 00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:17,406 I'm not doing anything. 625 00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:19,700 You're manipulating everyone. 626 00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:25,831 People dismiss me. 627 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:30,169 Because I'm a woman. Because I'm pretty. 628 00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:33,339 Because I'm not aggressive. 629 00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:39,678 My opinions shouldn't be rejected just because people don't like me. 630 00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:44,141 They like you. Everyone likes you. 631 00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:48,771 Do you? 632 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:09,542 I have to know. 633 00:36:10,585 --> 00:36:11,710 No. 634 00:36:21,096 --> 00:36:22,179 Okay. 635 00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:43,409 Five hours, 23 minutes. That's fast. 636 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,286 Is that good or bad? 637 00:36:45,412 --> 00:36:46,495 It depends. 638 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:50,332 Either surgery went really well, or it ended really abruptly. 639 00:36:53,003 --> 00:36:55,588 Textbook. She'll outlive us all. 640 00:36:57,632 --> 00:36:59,091 Thank you. 641 00:37:04,598 --> 00:37:07,182 Triage nurse, pick up line 2741. 642 00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:12,479 So, sing for me. 643 00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:18,986 Oh, no, no, no, no. Come on, look. 644 00:37:19,112 --> 00:37:21,280 When you had your surgery, you were intubated. 645 00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:23,073 The surgeon stuck a tube down your throat. 646 00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:26,118 Now, it never happens and it's never caught, but it happened. 647 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:27,536 Your vocal cords were paralyzed. 648 00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:30,956 I treated the spastic dysphonia with Botox. 649 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,499 Ironically, a substance that tightens 650 00:37:32,626 --> 00:37:35,461 every other corner of your face actually loosens the tongue. 651 00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:38,005 I have healed you. You can talk. 652 00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:45,512 Oh, well. 653 00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:47,389 Boo! 654 00:37:52,062 --> 00:37:54,063 Okay. You don't have to say anything. 655 00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:55,773 It can be our little secret. 656 00:37:55,899 --> 00:37:59,360 If you can talk, blink twice. 657 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:04,740 But you're not going to, 658 00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:07,326 because you think you won't be entitled to the money you won 659 00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:09,828 in the settlement with Simpson. 660 00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:15,125 Yesterday, I would have said you had to give the money back. 661 00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:18,420 Today, hospital's come into a lot of money. 662 00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:21,882 Mum's the word. 663 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:02,297 Hey. 664 00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:07,761 I know the cardiologist has given you some guidelines, 665 00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:11,140 a schedule of medication and a strict diet. 666 00:39:12,142 --> 00:39:15,352 Just what somebody with an eating disorder needs. 667 00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:18,355 So I thought I'd get you started. 668 00:39:19,065 --> 00:39:21,817 Fried chicken from the Carnegie Deli. 669 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,778 You're kidding. 670 00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:28,032 Yeah. Actually, I got it downstairs. 671 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:35,122 Why did you fight for me? 672 00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:40,335 You risked so much, and you hardly know me. 673 00:39:46,134 --> 00:39:47,760 You're my patient. 674 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,058 Don't screw it up. 675 00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:42,856 Love this part! 676 00:40:49,697 --> 00:40:51,907 Okay. He ruined it. 677 00:40:53,243 --> 00:40:54,618 Just wanted to stop by and introduce myself. 678 00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:57,329 I'm Edward Vogler, new chairman of the board. 679 00:40:57,455 --> 00:41:00,332 In a way, I guess that makes me your boss. 680 00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:03,752 I am sorry about the lab coat thing. 681 00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:06,213 My dry cleaners just destroyed it. 682 00:41:07,257 --> 00:41:11,093 That was my very first heart-transplant committee meeting. Very exciting. 683 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:13,929 Trust me, Six Flags, way more exciting. 684 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:16,932 Your patient's very lucky to have such a passionate doctor. 685 00:41:17,058 --> 00:41:19,101 Stands up for what he believes in. 686 00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:20,811 Sweet of you to say. 687 00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:23,772 Yeah. Afraid you've been duped, though. 688 00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:26,859 The nurse found this in the patient's purse. 689 00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:34,700 Oh, my. If only I'd known. 690 00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:37,953 Tough being a doctor, having all that power. 691 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:40,581 The power to play God. 692 00:41:40,707 --> 00:41:44,668 Yes. I don't envy the transplant committee their responsibility. 693 00:41:45,378 --> 00:41:48,714 They basically would have been forced to kill that poor girl. 694 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,341 I'm not sure I could have done that. 695 00:41:52,093 --> 00:41:54,595 This is not a game to me, Dr. House. 696 00:41:54,721 --> 00:41:55,846 No. 697 00:41:56,222 --> 00:41:59,558 It's actually more like we're dancing right now. 698 00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:02,144 So let's get to the point. You don't like me. 699 00:42:02,270 --> 00:42:04,188 I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna like you. 700 00:42:04,314 --> 00:42:07,274 It's nothing personal. I don't like anybody. 701 00:42:08,318 --> 00:42:09,902 But none of that really matters, does it? 702 00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:13,071 Because you've got money, and I've got tenure. 703 00:42:13,573 --> 00:42:16,200 You need full Board approval to get rid of me. 704 00:42:16,326 --> 00:42:18,243 - I've got Cuddy. - Right. 705 00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:19,703 And Wilson. 706 00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:23,624 So, as long as we're stuck with each other, 707 00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:26,210 we might as well ignore each other. 708 00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:34,259 That wasn't nearly as dramatic as I was hoping. 709 00:42:37,764 --> 00:42:41,183 I looked into that tenure thing, and you're right. 710 00:42:41,309 --> 00:42:43,727 It's actually easier for me to get rid of a board member 711 00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:47,105 like Cuddy or Wilson than to get rid of a doctor. 712 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,691 That's interesting, isn't it?