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Will it be much longer?

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We'll call you when we're ready.

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I've been waiting almost an hour.

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We'll call you when we're ready.

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I'm sorry.

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So she's really coming back?

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Who's coming back?

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You don't know her.

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You give her a raise?
Increase her benefits?

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Don't have TiVo on this thing,
can't rewind. Shut up.

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You lower her hours?

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You don't even know her.

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Who is this guy?

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He's a patient.

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He's examining me.

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He's got to go back to work
as soon as I'm done with the examination.

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Guess I do, too.

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It's got to be something.

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I mean, she didn't come back
because she likes you.

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Wait a minute!

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She did come back
because she likes you!

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Heh heh! You dog!
You slept with her!

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Keep talking. I'll finish your exam
with a prostate check.

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I've agreed to take her on one date.

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What?

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So, you in to this girl?

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Yes.

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No! She's not giving me any choice.

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Wait... she's making you do her?

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Date her.

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Young ingenue doctor
falling in love with gruff, older mentor;

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her sweet gentle nature
bringing him to a closer,

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fuller understanding
of his wounded heart.

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Do her, or you're gay.

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For God's sake.

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- Sitting in a tree, K-i-s-s-i-n-g.
- Grow up. And learn to harmonize.

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- Damn it!
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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Who the hell walks around with an open urine sample?

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I'm sorry, I didn't,
uh, I didn't...

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You think that was
a bit of an overreaction?

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Well, he peed on me.
I'm not into that.

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It's apple juice.
Now go find that man and apologize.

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One more patient complaint
and you're looking at a suspension.

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I forgive you for ruining my jacket.

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Look, you seem like
a regular kind of guy,

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not the type to get another regular guy into trouble, am I right?

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Twenty bucks cash if you'll stop crying.

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Forgive me, yell at me,
just give me something
I can work with, okay?

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Game's over.
You two make nice?

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Get a wheelchair, and
get this guy into the ER.

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- What happened?
- Right pupil's blown.

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Holy... you gave the guy a stroke?

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1X20: LOVE HURTS

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Original Airdate on FOX: May 10, 2005

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So the bear wipes himself with the rabbit.

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Lame.

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Hey!

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Yo!

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What are you doing here?

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I work here.

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What, here in this office?

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House practically
begged me to come back.

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Please tell me
you took him to the cleaners?

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Same lousy salary.

65
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Then why'd you do it?

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'Cause this is the happiest place on Earth.

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21-year-old male, comes in
with grinding of the teeth.

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And House gives him a stroke,
totally blows out his pupil.

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You scared a guy into stroking out?

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Does that surprise anyone here?

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Blown pupils usually means
brain stem edema.

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Sure, but since he's not dead or in a coma,

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I'm going with stroke to the optic nerve.

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CT scan shows two things.

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Ischemia.
Death of brain tissue.

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Means there's been some damage,
hopefully not permanent.

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And?

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That's it. There's nothing there to tell us
what the underlying cause is.

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We've got to do an MRI.

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You're looking at the wrong part of the scan.

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I'm looking at the brain,
what else is there?

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The jaw.

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The jaw tells us why he stroked?

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No, the jaw tells us
why we can't do an MRI.

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Unless we want his jawbone
flying across the room.

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Metal plate.
He's had major reconstruction

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and there's no way we're removing it,
so we're forced to be clever.

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Angiogram to rule out vascultis,

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EMG for peripheral neuropathy,
tox screen to eliminate drugs,

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an echo to rule out cardiac emboli.

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Dr. Cameron.

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I'd appreciate you keeping the terms
of your new contract to yourself.

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Don't want everyone
clamoring for the same perks.

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What perks?

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Nothing you'd be interested in.

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So it's not money, then?

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Office space, insurance, parking...
anything he could offer you,
we'd be interested in.

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He agreed to go on a date with me.

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A date? Date, dinner and a movie,
naked and sweaty date?

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He only committed to the first two.

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He's so, he's so old!

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And you're so young.

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It's a big mistake.

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It's my boss. I'm allowed to sexually harass my boss.

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I'll arrange for the EMG,
you want to set up the angiogram,

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and you get the blood samples,
patient history, patient consent?

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Like watching an accident
about to happen.

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Morning! Harvey, I'm Dr. Foreman.
I'm here to discuss your case.

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I'm Annette, I'm Harvey's friend.

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Nice to meet you.

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I need your next of kin,
you didn't fill that out
on your intake form.

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Harvey's parents are dead.
They died two years ago in a car crash.

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I see. So, Harvey,
you have any siblings?

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No, and no grandparents
or uncles or aunts.

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Annette, I don't want to have to ask you to leave.

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I want her to stay.

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Well, she can stay.

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You do the talking.

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Why'd you come
to the clinic this morning?

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Uh, about six months ago,
I started grinding my, my...

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you know, in your mouth,
you get, you chew with them...

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Teeth.

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Harvey's experiencing
a little nominal aphasia,

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you know, when you can't
remember nouns.

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Yeah, I think I know
what nominal aphasia is.

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Have you had any treatment
for the teeth grinding?

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I went to a, you know,
they do that thing
with sharp, uh, pointy things.

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Needles?
Someone took your blood.

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No, they make you breathe.

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Pulmonologist.

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No, she had this, uh,
electrical machine...

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He saw an acupuncturist.

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Uh huh.

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Do you know what the acupuncturist did?

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She diagnosed Liver Qi stagnation
and sent Harvey to a Shen balancer.

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He referred him to
a homeopathic doctor
who sent him to chiropractor.

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Naturally.

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Well, the chiropractor thought
it might be food sensitivity and
sent Harvey to a naturopath.

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The naturopath sent me back to the...

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Back to the acupuncturist.

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Yes.

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Okay. Well, we'll need to
see the records from all of those,
uh, practitioners.

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Thanks.

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Everything set for the angiogram?

145
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Cameron's got the EMG first.

146
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Who's that?

147
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Harvey's guru.

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That's what she called herself?

149
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That's what she acted like.

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Hi. I'm having vaginal pain.

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Pleasure to meet you.

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My OB/GYN died recently.
He's a nice man. Warm hands.

153
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Not anymore. So,
does it hurt when you tinkle?

154
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Yeah, it's when it's worse.

155
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You have some vaginal tearing.

156
00:10:02,432 --> 00:10:07,240
No sign of brusing, no indication
of trauma, forced entry...

157
00:10:08,582 --> 00:10:11,192
Ramona. You naughty girl.

158
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You've either got yourself
an 18-year-old boyfriend or
an 80-year-old with some little blue pills.

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Myron thought
he'd just try them out!

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Lucky you.

161
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I guess.

162
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You prefer it
if Myron was a little droopier?

163
00:10:26,531 --> 00:10:34,344
Maybe a little. We used to hold hands,
or read together, or watch Jeopardy!

164
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I haven't seen Jeopardy!
in almost a month!

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Have you talked to him about this?

166
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You try talking a 73-year-old out of sex.

167
00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:49,126
With all these male enhancements
the pressure to put out's incredible.

168
00:10:49,388 --> 00:10:51,460
It's worse than high school.

169
00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:53,606
He doesn't get
what he wants from me,

170
00:10:53,648 --> 00:10:56,528
he'll get it from Connie
in the corner condo.

171
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She's dying her hair red!
Major league slut.

172
00:11:05,221 --> 00:11:09,261
Here's a prescription for
vaginal estrogen suppositories.

173
00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,491
It'll help with the lubrication.

174
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Thank you.

175
00:11:14,516 --> 00:11:17,149
Maybe you could give
Myron a prescription.

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00:11:17,317 --> 00:11:19,618
Something weaker
than he's got now?

177
00:11:19,931 --> 00:11:22,964
Tell him it's better
for his heart, he'd buy that.

178
00:11:23,286 --> 00:11:26,311
You can't tell him the truth,
so you want me to lie to him?

179
00:11:26,471 --> 00:11:27,501
Would you?

180
00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:29,340
Close your legs.

181
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Nerves stimulate muscles to move
by creating a small electrical current.

182
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The machine will measure that.

183
00:11:42,523 --> 00:11:46,973
And I will insert this needle into
various muscles and ask you to flex.

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Sometimes it can be painful.
Let me know, and I can pull back...

185
00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:55,233
No. I mean, it's okay.

186
00:11:56,908 --> 00:11:59,208
Okay. Put your arm out to the side.

187
00:12:08,590 --> 00:12:09,460
You all right?

188
00:12:09,544 --> 00:12:13,432
I'm good.
You don't have to stop.

189
00:12:15,951 --> 00:12:17,419
Raise your arm up over your head.

190
00:12:29,660 --> 00:12:30,930
The EMG was clean.

191
00:12:30,972 --> 00:12:37,639
Well, based on this history
it's either toxic herbs from the homeopath,
spinal damage from the chiropractor,

192
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infection from the needle that
the acupuncturist accidentally let sit
in eye of newt, or the Shen balancer.

193
00:12:44,468 --> 00:12:46,804
What the hell is a "shen"
and how come it's lopsided?

194
00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:50,032
The only abnormal test result
we found was on the echo report.

195
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Mitral valve prolapse.

196
00:12:52,917 --> 00:12:56,488
Hang up a shingle and
condemn the narrowness and
greed of Western medicine,

197
00:12:56,530 --> 00:12:58,351
you'd make a damn fine living.

198
00:12:58,548 --> 00:13:02,191
Clot's formed on a faulty valve,
gets sent to the brain, voila! Stroke.

199
00:13:02,423 --> 00:13:04,235
Of course, no harm, no foul.

200
00:13:04,235 --> 00:13:07,494
It's just taking a few bucks
from superstitious idiots, right?

201
00:13:09,214 --> 00:13:11,672
Could also be an aneurysm due to trauma.

202
00:13:11,976 --> 00:13:14,659
Trauma? From what,
the chiropractic treatments?

203
00:13:14,702 --> 00:13:17,384
It's bacterial endocarditis, an infected valve.

204
00:13:17,468 --> 00:13:18,471
We should do blood cultures.

205
00:13:25,075 --> 00:13:27,105
But that's just me
being all narrow again.

206
00:13:27,189 --> 00:13:30,344
I noticed a small bruit when
I listened to Harvey's left carotid.

207
00:13:30,365 --> 00:13:32,494
You could hear that if you had
an aneurysm from trauma.

208
00:13:32,548 --> 00:13:34,491
Aneurysm would have
shown on the angiogram.

209
00:13:34,533 --> 00:13:36,025
No, not necessarily.

210
00:13:38,799 --> 00:13:41,611
Hmm. Quite a dilemma.

211
00:13:42,949 --> 00:13:46,910
Oh, great pool hall oracle,
grant me guidance.

212
00:13:47,951 --> 00:13:53,224
Do we go with Foreman's theory,
which is at least marginally supported by
medical test results, or Chase's theory,

213
00:13:53,361 --> 00:13:56,212
which is completely
unsupported by medical evidence.

214
00:13:56,451 --> 00:13:57,028
What to do...

215
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,048
The guy obviously broke
his jaw somehow.

216
00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:00,888
Who knows what other
trauma he's suffered?

217
00:14:01,237 --> 00:14:02,927
We should do the angiogram again.

218
00:14:03,119 --> 00:14:05,461
And all signs point to...

219
00:14:06,994 --> 00:14:10,174
Sorry, Chase.
The gods have spoken.

220
00:14:10,332 --> 00:14:13,291
Start Harvey on blood thinners
and antibiotics.

221
00:14:13,776 --> 00:14:17,023
Wow. Yeah, I get it. House is adorable.

222
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:19,146
I just want to hold him and never let go.

223
00:14:24,669 --> 00:14:27,476
Oh, my God! What the hell are you doing?

224
00:14:28,043 --> 00:14:29,036
You're choking him!

225
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,232
Foreman, stop. Let her go.

226
00:14:31,316 --> 00:14:32,280
She was trying to kill him!

227
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,852
No. No, she wasn't.

228
00:14:34,005 --> 00:14:35,387
His vitals seem okay.

229
00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:37,390
Please. Please don't hurt her.

230
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,764
What the hell is going on in here?

231
00:14:44,214 --> 00:14:46,430
She's... she's a dominatrix.

232
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:49,434
Right, Annette?

233
00:14:57,492 --> 00:14:59,990
The patient asked
you to strangle him?

234
00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:02,100
Harvey is an asphyxiaphyliac.

235
00:15:02,441 --> 00:15:05,151
He likes to be strangled or smothered.

236
00:15:05,507 --> 00:15:06,626
That's just sick.

237
00:15:06,707 --> 00:15:08,896
Well, that's an intriguing legal opinion.

238
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,695
Geez, what kind of a lawyer is he?

239
00:15:10,695 --> 00:15:12,575
You want a legal opinion?
Call the cops.

240
00:15:12,617 --> 00:15:16,903
I was careful. I watched the monitors,
made sure his O2 stats were over 90.

241
00:15:16,945 --> 00:15:18,663
I would never hurt him.

242
00:15:18,947 --> 00:15:20,179
Then what was the point?

243
00:15:20,261 --> 00:15:23,144
Harvey was upset.
He needed to calm down.

244
00:15:23,596 --> 00:15:26,058
To feel in control
by being controlled.

245
00:15:26,279 --> 00:15:33,079
Eh.. um... He pays you for this?

246
00:15:33,238 --> 00:15:36,118
In return, he does
my taxes and cleans my house.

247
00:15:38,644 --> 00:15:40,600
We're not done here,
we have to talk!

248
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:44,565
Call the cops, bar her from the hospital,
force her to pierce your nipples...

249
00:15:44,753 --> 00:15:46,513
not really medical decisions.

250
00:15:49,141 --> 00:15:52,642
It was a long time ago.
I was seeing this woman.

251
00:15:52,803 --> 00:15:57,628
A banker, and turns out
she liked to be burned.

252
00:15:57,901 --> 00:16:00,848
You actually dated someone
who likes to get burned?

253
00:16:00,932 --> 00:16:05,724
Yeah, why would you want to be
in a relationship with someone that's
so obviously only going to lead to pain?

254
00:16:05,861 --> 00:16:06,595
Shut up.

255
00:16:06,826 --> 00:16:09,020
It was a weird scene.
I observed...

256
00:16:09,062 --> 00:16:12,443
Chase.
Did you know about this woman?
What she does?

257
00:16:12,644 --> 00:16:14,906
I met her at some parties, yeah.

258
00:16:14,906 --> 00:16:17,081
I wouldn't have tortured you
if I knew you liked it.

259
00:16:18,295 --> 00:16:19,877
Well, here's a phrase to remember:

260
00:16:19,877 --> 00:16:23,009
"Hey, this guy might have been pounded
on the head one too many times!"

261
00:16:23,051 --> 00:16:25,548
I said I thought it was
a trauma induced aneurysm.

262
00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:29,570
Yeah, could have carried a tad more weight
if you'd mentioned the "liking pain" thing.

263
00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:31,669
You're on my naughty list.

264
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:34,277
Sorry, no leather stethoscope this Christmas.

265
00:16:34,301 --> 00:16:35,052
I'm not into...

266
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:40,387
I assume you never started him
on antibiotics or blood thinners
before Mistress Ilsa's rude interruption.

267
00:16:40,429 --> 00:16:41,699
It was probably a good thing.

268
00:16:41,741 --> 00:16:44,091
Start him on antibiotics
and blood thinners.

269
00:16:44,396 --> 00:16:46,011
You still think Chase is wrong?

270
00:16:46,586 --> 00:16:48,345
No, he's probably right.

271
00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:51,886
Then we should schedule him
for vascular surgery.

272
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:54,535
Go into the carotids,
find the aneurysm, repair it.

273
00:16:54,577 --> 00:16:56,395
If we put him on blood thinners,
he might bleed out.

274
00:16:56,437 --> 00:17:00,038
But if Foreman's right about it
being bacterial endocarditis, and we...

275
00:17:01,481 --> 00:17:02,892
I think Chase is right.

276
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:07,104
Okay, if Foreman used to be right
about it being blood clots,

277
00:17:07,252 --> 00:17:10,175
and we take the surgery route,
then we'll probably kill the guy.

278
00:17:10,358 --> 00:17:14,666
So, start him on blood thinners,
and if he has another stroke,
then we'll schedule the surgery.

279
00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:15,368
Yeah?

280
00:17:15,566 --> 00:17:16,710
You Dr. House?

281
00:17:17,719 --> 00:17:20,289
I have a feeling
I'm going to regret this, but yes.

282
00:17:20,394 --> 00:17:24,499
Ramona said I should
come to you for my refill.

283
00:17:24,728 --> 00:17:28,875
Uh, with, for the beginning to droop?

284
00:17:32,563 --> 00:17:35,606
Uh, she said you'd probably
want to talk to me first.

285
00:17:35,710 --> 00:17:36,831
She lied.

286
00:17:38,006 --> 00:17:39,189
Here you go.

287
00:17:40,788 --> 00:17:41,331
Thanks.

288
00:17:41,471 --> 00:17:44,271
Always happy to make people happy. Goodbye.

289
00:17:46,182 --> 00:17:50,458
I... I don't know
how much more of this I can take.

290
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:51,904
How much more of what?

291
00:17:52,215 --> 00:17:53,243
Sex.

292
00:17:53,598 --> 00:17:55,053
You don't want more sex?

293
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,194
My golf swing is all messed up.

294
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,900
Hey, here's a radical thought.
Talk to her.

295
00:18:02,093 --> 00:18:03,078
The truth?

296
00:18:03,569 --> 00:18:05,104
Sounds crazy when you put it like that.

297
00:18:05,188 --> 00:18:07,305
Oh, Ramona's got a big appetite.

298
00:18:07,305 --> 00:18:11,902
If I don't perform,
I don't want to lose her.

299
00:18:16,032 --> 00:18:17,834
You got a pharmacy around here?

300
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:21,909
In the hospital? Could be.
Let's see if we can find it.

301
00:18:31,692 --> 00:18:33,451
Got any blue pills?

302
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,670
You looking for ED medication?

303
00:18:37,090 --> 00:18:40,130
Well, that's one example
of a blue pill. Name six others.

304
00:18:40,847 --> 00:18:42,196
There's a brand of acetaminophen out...

305
00:18:42,196 --> 00:18:44,111
Perfect. Fill her up.

306
00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:49,222
Dr. House.

307
00:18:50,342 --> 00:18:51,405
Little busy here.

308
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:55,939
I heard about Dr. Cameron's conditions
for coming back to work.

309
00:18:55,981 --> 00:18:59,422
It's purely business.
I'll make sure you get the recipt.

310
00:18:59,732 --> 00:19:01,361
Well, I think it's a good thing.

311
00:19:02,163 --> 00:19:06,623
What happened in your last relationship,
it's no reason to wall yourself from people forever.

312
00:19:07,050 --> 00:19:09,905
5 years of self-pity is probably enough.

313
00:19:10,103 --> 00:19:13,440
Wow. Well, you've certainly
given me a lot to think about.

314
00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:15,848
If only I was as open as you.

315
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:16,880
Well...

316
00:19:17,006 --> 00:19:19,137
Actually, it was your blouse
I was talking about.

317
00:19:21,734 --> 00:19:25,347
Bear in mind Cameron's probably
the only female that can tolerate you.

318
00:19:26,538 --> 00:19:30,684
Wear the sky-blue shirt.
It almost makes you look nice.

319
00:19:33,915 --> 00:19:36,227
They said she couldn't
come back into the hospital.

320
00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:39,256
They won't let me see her.

321
00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:41,902
Harvey, you're lucky
she wasn't arrested.

322
00:19:42,212 --> 00:19:44,324
What were you thinking,
doing that at a hospital?

323
00:19:45,799 --> 00:19:47,256
Squeeze my fingers?

324
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,142
I was scared.

325
00:19:49,339 --> 00:19:51,109
I need you to squeeze with both hands.

326
00:19:51,852 --> 00:19:52,817
I am.

327
00:19:55,156 --> 00:19:57,216
Weakness in his right arm and hand.

328
00:19:57,492 --> 00:20:00,279
Harvey's having mini-strokes;
the blood thinners aren't making a difference.

329
00:20:00,321 --> 00:20:01,464
Stop the treatment.

330
00:20:02,415 --> 00:20:05,053
Sorry, we tried your way,
you could not have been wronger.

331
00:20:05,053 --> 00:20:06,558
I said Chase was probably right.

332
00:20:06,564 --> 00:20:09,620
Oh yeah, we've all got
perfect 20-20 hindsight.

333
00:20:09,821 --> 00:20:13,873
Get a hold of Main in vascular,
see if his surgical dance card
is free for tomorrow.

334
00:20:17,398 --> 00:20:18,583
About tomorrow night.

335
00:20:18,855 --> 00:20:20,358
You couldn't keep your mouth shut.

336
00:20:20,358 --> 00:20:21,773
I didn't see any reason to.

337
00:20:22,749 --> 00:20:25,368
Where are we going?
I want to make sure
I dress appropriately.

338
00:20:25,804 --> 00:20:28,350
That would be army boots and t-shirt.

339
00:20:28,698 --> 00:20:30,777
It's the county paintball tourney.

340
00:20:30,819 --> 00:20:33,705
First prize is fifty bucks;
I'll split it with you
if you hold your end up.

341
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,443
I'm not sure if that was the deal.

342
00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:38,781
Relax. I made a reservation
at Cafe Spiletto.

343
00:20:39,361 --> 00:20:40,629
Regarding wardrobe:

344
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,003
are you too young to
remember spandex?

345
00:20:44,732 --> 00:20:46,229
I'll figure something out.

346
00:20:49,891 --> 00:20:54,444
The surgery will repair
the damaged blood vessels in your neck
and your strokes will stop.

347
00:20:55,049 --> 00:20:57,189
All this is because of the strangulation?

348
00:20:57,701 --> 00:20:59,772
More like strangulations.

349
00:21:04,178 --> 00:21:05,547
My parents were right.

350
00:21:07,686 --> 00:21:12,144
I'm a loser.
I don't know what to do.

351
00:21:12,513 --> 00:21:13,839
Harvey, calm down.

352
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,208
I need to talk to Annette.

353
00:21:15,292 --> 00:21:17,980
You can do this on your own.
Surgery's the only...

354
00:21:18,022 --> 00:21:25,008
She hates me. I've been calling,
I've been calling and she's not picking up.

355
00:21:25,092 --> 00:21:26,509
Harvey, you don't need...

356
00:21:26,533 --> 00:21:30,670
I can't, I can't.

357
00:21:41,204 --> 00:21:45,218
Harvey, you will do what I say.

358
00:21:45,357 --> 00:21:46,790
I don't want surgery!

359
00:21:46,976 --> 00:21:49,825
Sign the consent. Sign it!

360
00:21:50,086 --> 00:21:52,071
I can't do anything.

361
00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:55,779
No surgery! No surgery!

362
00:21:56,722 --> 00:21:58,143
No surgery!

363
00:22:01,357 --> 00:22:03,903
We could give him anti-depressants,
see if he changes his mind.

364
00:22:03,945 --> 00:22:04,891
I already did.

365
00:22:05,094 --> 00:22:08,042
Mashed them up in his applesauce,
it'll lighten him up soon enough.

366
00:22:08,084 --> 00:22:11,437
Someone should just
tell him to do it. Way faster.

367
00:22:11,514 --> 00:22:13,588
Except that's forgery.
Also illegal.

368
00:22:13,982 --> 00:22:16,180
- And I already tried.
- Not you.

369
00:22:16,908 --> 00:22:19,103
Where's a good dominatrix when you need one?

370
00:22:20,454 --> 00:22:21,986
Annette's barred from the hospital.

371
00:22:22,214 --> 00:22:24,708
If you get caught, Cuddy's got a hairbrush.

372
00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:26,596
And believe me, she knows how to use it.

373
00:22:35,574 --> 00:22:37,187
They let you come back.

374
00:22:39,675 --> 00:22:43,232
Not because you deserve it.
You've been bad.

375
00:22:43,781 --> 00:22:46,620
You will have the surgery,
do you understand?

376
00:22:50,448 --> 00:22:53,796
Do not laugh at me.
You will respect...

377
00:22:53,838 --> 00:22:55,969
Where do you get off
telling me what to do?

378
00:22:56,305 --> 00:22:58,255
Get out of my way,
you back-faced witch.

379
00:22:58,297 --> 00:23:00,205
Is that part
of their deal, or...

380
00:23:00,331 --> 00:23:01,486
This isn't like him.

381
00:23:04,098 --> 00:23:04,969
Something's wrong.

382
00:23:04,969 --> 00:23:05,745
Get out!

383
00:23:06,223 --> 00:23:07,178
Get out!

384
00:23:07,479 --> 00:23:11,025
Get out, get out!

385
00:23:11,299 --> 00:23:14,024
Emotional swings, he's having
another stroke. Harvey!

386
00:23:15,473 --> 00:23:17,401
He's crashing.

387
00:23:17,401 --> 00:23:18,964
Can we get a cart in here?

388
00:23:23,998 --> 00:23:27,382
So, what's that, two strokes
you've scared this guy into?

389
00:23:27,424 --> 00:23:31,539
Yeah. It's making me question
my view of myself as a people person.

390
00:23:32,095 --> 00:23:34,425
Now you want to do surgery
on him without his consent.

391
00:23:34,509 --> 00:23:37,298
The kid's in a coma,
he needs the surgery!

392
00:23:37,438 --> 00:23:39,554
He said no. We can't do it.

393
00:23:39,554 --> 00:23:42,837
Emergent situation,
invoke heroic measures.

394
00:23:42,837 --> 00:23:43,866
You need a court order.

395
00:23:43,908 --> 00:23:46,935
Great, where do I get me one of them?
Do I need to lawyer up?

396
00:23:47,019 --> 00:23:49,804
I'll need to show the judge
an affidavit from next of kin.

397
00:23:50,050 --> 00:23:53,359
Well, they might have a problem signing
anything seeing as how they're dead.

398
00:23:53,594 --> 00:23:54,557
He'll want proof.

399
00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:57,893
Like what, dad's hand?
I don't even know where they're buried.

400
00:23:57,964 --> 00:24:01,797
Bring me a published obit or
a death certificate and we'll run with it.

401
00:24:02,610 --> 00:24:04,304
I don't want you to mess up your clothes.

402
00:24:07,778 --> 00:24:10,551
His parents were accountants,
maybe there's an obit in the trade papers.

403
00:24:10,634 --> 00:24:14,212
They guy lives in Market Town.
I don't know if he grew there, but
we could check the local funeral home.

404
00:24:14,254 --> 00:24:17,905
Great, and when your searches
turn up nothing you should try to
find out where they live.

405
00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:19,671
He said they were dead.

406
00:24:19,723 --> 00:24:22,041
Accountants,
they're usually pretty good with money,

407
00:24:22,041 --> 00:24:24,495
so how come he lives
in a slum like Market Town?

408
00:24:24,937 --> 00:24:26,956
Maybe they were bad accountants.

409
00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:30,407
Two bad accountants from the Pacific Rim?
The odds are astronomical.

410
00:24:30,449 --> 00:24:31,907
Maybe Harvey burned through their money.

411
00:24:31,949 --> 00:24:34,873
Or maybe they cut him off when
they found out about his proclivities.

412
00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:38,743
That'd be my bet.
Go to his apartments.
See if you can find his folks.

413
00:24:39,091 --> 00:24:40,857
Number, address, something.

414
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,148
Hey, can I talk to you?

415
00:24:51,214 --> 00:24:51,976
Sure.

416
00:24:54,816 --> 00:24:58,912
Look, Cameron's a friend.
This whole dating thing...

417
00:24:58,954 --> 00:25:00,783
Time's up. Thanks for playing.

418
00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:03,092
Hey, I've been on the scene
more than you recently.

419
00:25:03,134 --> 00:25:04,099
Way ahead of you.

420
00:25:04,491 --> 00:25:07,566
I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk,

421
00:25:07,818 --> 00:25:12,057
Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD,
we are gonna get all the way down.

422
00:25:12,290 --> 00:25:13,412
Now move.

423
00:25:15,068 --> 00:25:17,069
Come on, you're not into her.

424
00:25:17,117 --> 00:25:21,032
Most guys who aren't interested in
a woman try to sugarcoat it, be nice.

425
00:25:21,140 --> 00:25:22,616
Oh, you know me too well.

426
00:25:23,118 --> 00:25:24,235
That's what I'm saying.

427
00:25:24,542 --> 00:25:27,960
I think you should go with
your instincts here. Be a jerk.

428
00:25:28,534 --> 00:25:30,464
I'm missing my soap for this?

429
00:25:30,882 --> 00:25:32,797
Women love to be right.

430
00:25:33,127 --> 00:25:34,960
You've got to leave them feeling superior.

431
00:25:35,088 --> 00:25:39,012
Like they've dodged a bullet.
If you're nice, she'll blame herself...

432
00:25:39,146 --> 00:25:41,342
And fall for me even more.

433
00:25:41,605 --> 00:25:45,201
The Love Doctor has made
an art of breaking up with women.

434
00:25:45,201 --> 00:25:49,667
'Cause you're convinced that
the loss of you would be too devastating
for any woman to handle.

435
00:25:49,752 --> 00:25:55,250
Yeah, I'm the one with
the serious ego problem here.

436
00:25:56,223 --> 00:26:00,693
I'm just saying:
some relationships aren't meant to happen.

437
00:26:12,457 --> 00:26:14,287
Harvey's school registration.

438
00:26:15,035 --> 00:26:17,904
Permanent home address?
Emergency contacts?

439
00:26:18,793 --> 00:26:20,200
Annette Raines.

440
00:26:22,060 --> 00:26:23,447
Mistress Annette.

441
00:26:26,706 --> 00:26:28,747
You have to extort
a date out of House.

442
00:26:29,243 --> 00:26:31,094
You think that's a bad sign?

443
00:26:32,477 --> 00:26:33,431
Cameron?

444
00:26:34,163 --> 00:26:35,710
High school yearbook.

445
00:26:37,432 --> 00:26:39,557
Think this might
give us a clue, Sherlock?

446
00:26:43,388 --> 00:26:45,302
House isn't going to
hand you anything.

447
00:26:45,499 --> 00:26:47,877
You want him,
you've gotta take him.

448
00:26:48,516 --> 00:26:49,510
Jump him.

449
00:26:49,992 --> 00:26:52,573
Harvey. H-a-r-v-e-y.

450
00:26:52,621 --> 00:26:54,628
I'm sorry to have bothered you.
Thank you. Okay.

451
00:26:54,694 --> 00:26:56,496
Yes, Harvey Park.

452
00:26:58,829 --> 00:27:00,780
Great, we've been looking for you!

453
00:27:01,133 --> 00:27:03,914
I'm calling from
the Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital.

454
00:27:03,998 --> 00:27:05,620
Harvey's here, and it's rather...

455
00:27:07,519 --> 00:27:08,514
He hung up.

456
00:27:08,691 --> 00:27:09,842
You tell him why you were calling?

457
00:27:10,004 --> 00:27:10,887
I didn't get a chance.

458
00:27:10,887 --> 00:27:11,624
Call back.

459
00:27:11,897 --> 00:27:12,778
I'll do it.

460
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,700
Let the master show you how it's done.

461
00:27:22,286 --> 00:27:27,219
Mr. Park? This is Dr. House calling from
Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital
in New Jersey.

462
00:27:27,219 --> 00:27:30,678
Your son Harvey is dead.
We need you to identify the body.

463
00:27:31,976 --> 00:27:34,201
Yes, I'm sorry, it's the law.

464
00:27:36,190 --> 00:27:37,017
Okay.

465
00:27:39,370 --> 00:27:41,828
There's a real art to
delivering bad news.

466
00:27:42,011 --> 00:27:43,667
They're gonna show up at the morgue.

467
00:27:43,832 --> 00:27:46,597
Be sure to let me know
when Cuddy starts screaming.

468
00:27:51,096 --> 00:27:52,517
You lied to them!

469
00:27:52,899 --> 00:27:55,280
He told us our son was dead.

470
00:27:56,371 --> 00:27:57,705
It's only a white lie.

471
00:27:58,311 --> 00:28:00,767
Technically, all I did was
call them a little early.

472
00:28:01,252 --> 00:28:03,374
Trust me, he'll be dead real soon.

473
00:28:03,834 --> 00:28:06,706
Actually, I saved you
some rush hour traffic.

474
00:28:07,131 --> 00:28:08,502
I'm calling our lawyer.

475
00:28:08,697 --> 00:28:12,513
Fine. Just as soon as
you sign this surgery consent.

476
00:28:13,619 --> 00:28:14,923
I have a pen.

477
00:28:20,179 --> 00:28:24,282
Marilyn Park
from Oc Learner. Yes, I'll hold.

478
00:28:24,676 --> 00:28:26,253
Harvey's your son.

479
00:28:27,258 --> 00:28:29,287
I'm sure you still care about him.

480
00:28:30,081 --> 00:28:31,879
He humiliated us.

481
00:28:32,846 --> 00:28:36,200
Everybody we know
knows about his perversion.

482
00:28:36,592 --> 00:28:40,003
But you don't get off on embarrassment
the way your son does.

483
00:28:40,498 --> 00:28:42,509
I guess it skips a generation.

484
00:28:42,646 --> 00:28:44,277
How much money would it take
to compensate you...

485
00:28:44,361 --> 00:28:46,317
Yeah, you guys can haggle in a minute.

486
00:28:46,674 --> 00:28:47,982
But here's the thing.

487
00:28:49,049 --> 00:28:51,472
Humiliation comes in
all kinds of packages.

488
00:28:52,115 --> 00:28:56,960
People finding out that your son's a perv,
that's pretty high up there.

489
00:28:57,265 --> 00:29:02,573
People finding out that
you'd rather let your son die
than sign a piece of paper.

490
00:29:03,930 --> 00:29:05,234
Where's that rank?

491
00:29:05,807 --> 00:29:12,414
And trust me, if I have to paste up a sign
in every nail salon and dumpling shop
in Pennsylvania, I'll make sure they know.

492
00:29:29,068 --> 00:29:32,022
Your son will be in surgery
first thing in the morning.

493
00:29:35,943 --> 00:29:39,355
Dumplings, that was a cheap shot.

494
00:29:45,688 --> 00:29:50,037
Hi. Are you, uh, can we talk?

495
00:29:51,344 --> 00:29:53,254
Gee, I wonder
what this is going to be about.

496
00:29:55,394 --> 00:29:58,209
I just want to make sure
no one gets hurt.

497
00:29:58,469 --> 00:30:01,609
I will be fine. Everybody's acting like
I'm going out with Jack the Ripper.

498
00:30:01,693 --> 00:30:04,961
Oh, it's not you
I'm worried about.

499
00:30:09,136 --> 00:30:12,552
It's been a long time since
he opened up to someone, and I...

500
00:30:13,852 --> 00:30:16,743
you better be absolutely sure
you want this because...

501
00:30:17,296 --> 00:30:19,523
if he opens up again and gets hurt,

502
00:30:21,634 --> 00:30:23,754
I don't think
there's going to be a next time.

503
00:30:24,946 --> 00:30:26,854
You're worried
I'm going to break his heart?

504
00:30:39,402 --> 00:30:44,587
The wide side's too short.
You're gonna look like Lou Costello.

505
00:30:47,194 --> 00:30:48,616
This is a mistake.

506
00:30:49,533 --> 00:30:52,291
I don't know how to have
casual conversation.

507
00:30:53,021 --> 00:30:54,917
You think you're
talking about one thing,

508
00:30:55,273 --> 00:30:57,763
and either you are and
it's incredibly boring,

509
00:30:57,957 --> 00:31:02,104
or you're not because it's subtext
and you need a decoder ring.

510
00:31:02,288 --> 00:31:04,856
Open doors for her,
help her with her chair...

511
00:31:04,898 --> 00:31:06,324
I have been on a date.

512
00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:08,342
Uh, not since disco died.

513
00:31:08,834 --> 00:31:13,685
Comment on her shoes, her earrings,
and then move on to D.H.A.

514
00:31:15,138 --> 00:31:18,604
Her dreams, hopes and aspirations.

515
00:31:18,628 --> 00:31:20,922
Trust me. Panty-peeler.

516
00:31:22,384 --> 00:31:24,451
Oh, and if you need condoms,
I've got some.

517
00:31:24,992 --> 00:31:26,184
Did your wife give them to you?

518
00:31:26,335 --> 00:31:30,479
Drug rep. They've got
antibiotics built in, somehow.

519
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:32,910
I should cancel.

520
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,932
I've got a patient in surgery tomorrow.

521
00:31:36,011 --> 00:31:38,902
And if you were a surgeon,
that would actually matter.

522
00:31:40,916 --> 00:31:43,761
That's a good idea,
settle your nerves.
Get me a beer, too.

523
00:31:44,574 --> 00:31:45,722
No beer.

524
00:31:46,688 --> 00:31:48,266
You're gonna eat before dinner?

525
00:31:58,038 --> 00:31:59,737
This is pretty lame, right?

526
00:32:03,643 --> 00:32:05,274
I think she likes lame.

527
00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:13,145
It's beautiful.
And you look very handsome.

528
00:32:14,196 --> 00:32:15,348
Thank you.

529
00:32:17,586 --> 00:32:19,266
I've always loved this restaurant.

530
00:32:19,567 --> 00:32:23,839
Yeah. It's changed a lot
since the last time I was here.

531
00:32:24,496 --> 00:32:25,565
It used to be a strip joint.

532
00:32:30,604 --> 00:32:32,025
Nice earrings.

533
00:32:33,016 --> 00:32:34,746
My mom's. Thank you.

534
00:32:36,598 --> 00:32:40,360
Nice shoes. Comfortable?

535
00:32:42,352 --> 00:32:45,077
I'm not expecting you
to be someone you're not.

536
00:32:46,992 --> 00:32:50,265
We're in a restaurant,
we're dressed up, we're eating.

537
00:32:50,349 --> 00:32:52,084
If not small talk,
what is there?

538
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,370
According to Freud,
and I'm paraphrasing,

539
00:33:12,179 --> 00:33:15,673
instinct of love toward an object
demands a mastery to obtain it,

540
00:33:15,950 --> 00:33:19,417
and if a person feels they can't control
the object or feel threatened by it,

541
00:33:19,459 --> 00:33:21,484
they act negatively toward it.

542
00:33:22,077 --> 00:33:25,064
Like an eighth-grade boy
punching a girl.

543
00:33:25,930 --> 00:33:29,567
I treat you like garbage,
so I must really like you.

544
00:33:33,404 --> 00:33:36,931
Given your Freudian theory,
what does it mean
if I start being nice to you?

545
00:33:37,694 --> 00:33:39,555
That you're getting in touch
with your feelings.

546
00:33:39,803 --> 00:33:45,686
Hmm. So there's absolutely
nothing I can do to make you think
that I don't like you.

547
00:33:46,208 --> 00:33:47,599
Sorry, no.

548
00:33:53,558 --> 00:33:56,704
I have one evening
with you, one chance,

549
00:33:57,022 --> 00:34:02,253
and I don't want to waste it
talking about what wines you like
or what movies you hate.

550
00:34:05,644 --> 00:34:12,258
I want to know
how you feel about me.

551
00:34:19,273 --> 00:34:23,544
You live under the delusion
that you can fix everything
that isn't perfect.

552
00:34:24,311 --> 00:34:27,406
That's why you married a man
who was dying of cancer.

553
00:34:29,023 --> 00:34:31,944
You don't love, you need.

554
00:34:32,780 --> 00:34:34,736
And now that your husband is dead,

555
00:34:35,610 --> 00:34:38,372
you're looking for your new charity case.

556
00:34:39,122 --> 00:34:40,961
That's why you're going out with me.

557
00:34:41,999 --> 00:34:46,004
I'm twice your age,
I'm not great looking,

558
00:34:46,046 --> 00:34:48,805
I'm not charming,
I'm not even nice.

559
00:34:50,881 --> 00:34:53,625
What I am is what you need.

560
00:34:55,417 --> 00:34:57,142
I'm damaged.

561
00:35:23,222 --> 00:35:25,711
Came in late.
Had a good time last night?

562
00:35:25,911 --> 00:35:27,291
How's the surgery going?

563
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:30,331
Harvey's doing fine so far.
How'd the night go?

564
00:35:30,475 --> 00:35:32,277
It was fine,
how was your evening?

565
00:35:34,045 --> 00:35:37,277
She had the ravioli,
I had the puttanesca.

566
00:35:37,493 --> 00:35:40,173
Yes, I really want to know
about the quality of the food.

567
00:35:40,257 --> 00:35:44,313
Either something very good happened,
or something very bad. Which is it?

568
00:35:44,439 --> 00:35:46,966
Well, I did have a little
indigestion afterwards.

569
00:35:47,053 --> 00:35:48,609
Maybe it was the garlic bread.

570
00:35:48,921 --> 00:35:51,348
Or the wine.
Something made my eyes puffy.

571
00:35:51,405 --> 00:35:53,847
Yeah. Crying in your pillow can do that.

572
00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:58,194
It was the wine.
We had a nice, candid conversation.

573
00:35:58,769 --> 00:36:01,197
Nothing deep,
mostly small talk.

574
00:36:01,314 --> 00:36:02,422
I'm sure.

575
00:36:02,655 --> 00:36:06,548
Took your advice,
complimented her shoes
that's fifteen minutes of chat right there.

576
00:36:06,676 --> 00:36:08,019
No snide comments?

577
00:36:08,103 --> 00:36:10,844
I guess, when we talked about you guys.

578
00:36:14,205 --> 00:36:15,707
Just answer one question:

579
00:36:15,773 --> 00:36:17,269
You two going to do dinner again?

580
00:36:18,790 --> 00:36:20,741
I don't think so.

581
00:36:20,940 --> 00:36:23,585
I don't know.

582
00:36:23,939 --> 00:36:26,318
Hey kids, you were wrong.

583
00:36:26,473 --> 00:36:29,314
No aneurysm, no nothing.
This guy's clean.

584
00:36:30,434 --> 00:36:33,949
Which means we've got no idea
what's causing the strokes.

585
00:36:34,033 --> 00:36:35,607
He's had two more post-op.

586
00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:39,462
We won't know the extent of the damage
until he comes out of the coma. If he comes out.

587
00:36:39,605 --> 00:36:42,411
Maybe we should go back to
the blood thinners, up the dosage.

588
00:36:43,026 --> 00:36:47,379
If it's not clots,
a loading dose of blood thinners is
gonna make him bleed out of his ears.

589
00:36:47,694 --> 00:36:48,999
Then he won't be able to hear.

590
00:36:51,065 --> 00:36:52,222
Oy ve.

591
00:36:52,521 --> 00:36:54,254
Nobody home,
leave a message!

592
00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:55,745
This is important!

593
00:36:58,689 --> 00:37:01,692
Chase, Cameron,
get another angiogram and echo.

594
00:37:01,997 --> 00:37:05,461
Better get a full-body scan.
If it is clots,
it'd be good to know where they are.

595
00:37:12,123 --> 00:37:14,742
Sorry about that. Guy dying.

596
00:37:14,977 --> 00:37:17,816
Those pills you gave Myron,
they're not working.

597
00:37:18,618 --> 00:37:21,459
Well, glad to see you've got
the correct perspective on the thing.

598
00:37:21,501 --> 00:37:24,189
Well, the old ones, you know,
made me feel like a tree!

599
00:37:24,950 --> 00:37:25,953
Nice visual.

600
00:37:25,953 --> 00:37:28,864
The new ones, well,
might as well be eating candy.

601
00:37:28,906 --> 00:37:30,465
Candy wouldn't
take away your headaches.

602
00:37:30,507 --> 00:37:31,191
What?

603
00:37:31,959 --> 00:37:34,864
You came to me and told me that
you were having too much sex.

604
00:37:34,906 --> 00:37:35,950
I never did!

605
00:37:35,992 --> 00:37:37,174
You too, Sequoia.

606
00:37:37,258 --> 00:37:38,575
Well no, that's not true, I...

607
00:37:38,617 --> 00:37:43,506
I know that everybody lies, but
you'd think that after a certain amount of
time together you wouldn't be trying so hard.

608
00:37:47,091 --> 00:37:48,287
Your rings don't match.

609
00:37:48,366 --> 00:37:50,179
What, well, why would they?

610
00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:53,683
Well, style is one thing,
but one silver, one gold?

611
00:37:53,950 --> 00:37:55,182
How long have you guys been married?

612
00:37:55,224 --> 00:37:57,053
- 55 years. - 49 years.

613
00:37:59,917 --> 00:38:01,528
Damn it, you're having an affair.

614
00:38:01,673 --> 00:38:04,544
Did you really say
you wanted to have less sex.

615
00:38:04,670 --> 00:38:08,497
Well, less. If I wanted none
I'd stay home with Esther.

616
00:38:08,539 --> 00:38:10,423
I just need a little rest.

617
00:38:10,649 --> 00:38:13,864
You guys aren't the victim of
the little blue pill, you're the problem!

618
00:38:13,948 --> 00:38:14,590
I'm sorry.

619
00:38:14,674 --> 00:38:18,271
Me, too. I should just
have told you how I felt.

620
00:38:18,397 --> 00:38:19,445
Aw.

621
00:38:22,690 --> 00:38:24,569
Oh, welcome to hell.

622
00:38:37,966 --> 00:38:39,924
Hey, how 'bout the pills?

623
00:38:40,324 --> 00:38:43,090
Looks like you guys are good
to go drug-free for a while.

624
00:38:45,143 --> 00:38:48,979
Dr. Chase, these breath mints
you've been popping since yesterday.

625
00:38:49,064 --> 00:38:50,403
Are they a new fetish?

626
00:38:51,025 --> 00:38:52,524
Oh, I got them at Harvey's.

627
00:38:53,013 --> 00:38:55,845
What, I just took two boxes;
the guy's got a whole drawer of them!

628
00:38:55,887 --> 00:38:57,468
And you didn't find that interesting.

629
00:38:57,822 --> 00:39:02,472
Well, there's lots of
interesting stuff at his place.
The mints weren't high up on the list.

630
00:39:03,179 --> 00:39:04,061
Wrong.

631
00:39:19,501 --> 00:39:21,706
Chase, get your nose in here.

632
00:39:21,996 --> 00:39:23,996
If you're trying to humiliate me,
I told you...

633
00:39:24,104 --> 00:39:26,738
Come on,
just put your face in his mouth.

634
00:39:33,051 --> 00:39:33,550
Ugh.

635
00:39:33,661 --> 00:39:34,733
Rich, wouldn't you say?

636
00:39:34,796 --> 00:39:36,912
Uh. Smells like old vomit.

637
00:39:37,144 --> 00:39:40,155
Number one sign of
fulminating osteomylitis.

638
00:39:40,419 --> 00:39:41,695
Infection of the jaw?

639
00:39:42,337 --> 00:39:45,693
Probably from the original break.
Never healed properly.

640
00:39:46,568 --> 00:39:50,953
Infected tissue from the jaw breaks off,
blocks blood flow to the brain,

641
00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:55,534
and life just isn't worth
living without blood.

642
00:39:55,618 --> 00:39:57,948
It was hidden from the scans
by the metal plate.

643
00:39:58,074 --> 00:40:01,158
And an infection of the jaw
isn't likely to show up on blood tests.

644
00:40:01,231 --> 00:40:02,828
So how do we confirm?

645
00:40:02,954 --> 00:40:03,985
Like this.

646
00:40:17,464 --> 00:40:20,239
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have pus.

647
00:40:23,594 --> 00:40:25,214
We're gonna remove the jaw.

648
00:40:26,048 --> 00:40:29,313
Anybody got a buzzsaw?
Okay, call a surgeon.

649
00:41:00,456 --> 00:41:03,110
Hi, I'm Dr. House.

650
00:41:05,265 --> 00:41:07,103
How's tricks, Annette?

651
00:41:11,726 --> 00:41:16,117
I just wanted to see
if he was okay. I'll leave.

652
00:41:16,328 --> 00:41:18,778
No, it's okay.
I came to talk to you both.

653
00:41:20,149 --> 00:41:25,021
Like I tell all my patients,
you've simply got to say "no"
to strangulation.

654
00:41:27,123 --> 00:41:30,429
Me, I'm a freak,
I get off on not being in pain.

655
00:41:31,401 --> 00:41:34,318
That, and chocolate-covered marshmallow bunnies.

656
00:41:34,571 --> 00:41:36,129
He's not a freak.

657
00:41:36,442 --> 00:41:39,574
Yeah, he is. A little.

658
00:41:39,658 --> 00:41:43,629
But it's got to stop. Or he'll die.

659
00:41:45,354 --> 00:41:47,117
It's not about pain.

660
00:41:48,572 --> 00:41:55,332
It's about being open, being completely
vulnerable to another person.

661
00:41:57,290 --> 00:42:00,982
If you can learn to be
that deeply trusting...

662
00:42:02,552 --> 00:42:04,284
it changes you.

663
00:42:12,741 --> 00:42:17,343
Well, lock him in a cage.
That should be fine, medically.

664
00:42:20,632 --> 00:42:22,022
Dr. House.

665
00:42:26,173 --> 00:42:28,570
Were my parents here?

666
00:42:31,535 --> 00:42:33,837
Did they come to see me?

667
00:42:46,812 --> 00:42:52,485
I'm broken don't break me

668
00:42:53,472 --> 00:42:56,775
When I hit the ground

669
00:42:58,542 --> 00:43:04,507
Some devil some angel

670
00:43:05,209 --> 00:43:08,984
Has got me to the bones

671
00:43:10,275 --> 00:43:17,049
You said always and forever

672
00:43:17,984 --> 00:43:24,254
Is such a long and lonely time

