1 00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:10,299 Good Morning. 2 00:00:20,536 --> 00:00:22,047 Hey, Alfredo. 3 00:00:23,839 --> 00:00:24,699 You done already? 4 00:00:24,817 --> 00:00:27,177 Oh, no, not yet. I, uh, finish tomorrow. 5 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:29,116 Mexico playing Argentina on TV? 6 00:00:29,299 --> 00:00:30,566 No, no. 7 00:00:31,223 --> 00:00:33,373 My asthma is very bad today. 8 00:00:33,457 --> 00:00:36,352 Six years, Alfredo. You can't lie to me. 9 00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:38,141 - I'm throwing a dinner. - First thing tomorrow. 10 00:00:38,225 --> 00:00:39,641 Party's tonight. 11 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:42,750 Little rain, I'm gonna have to put buckets on the dining room table. 12 00:00:42,900 --> 00:00:44,640 No clouds, no rain. 13 00:00:44,780 --> 00:00:45,790 I'll tell you what. 14 00:00:46,014 --> 00:00:48,698 You take off. But if it pours into my guests wineglasses— 15 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:51,222 Oi. Okay. 16 00:00:51,442 --> 00:00:54,327 - Okay, senora. I'll do it. - Thank you. 17 00:00:57,637 --> 00:00:59,610 Whoof. 18 00:00:59,989 --> 00:01:01,303 No problema. 19 00:01:27,676 --> 00:01:29,015 Aye! 20 00:01:39,583 --> 00:01:41,738 Spinal cord seems intact. 21 00:01:42,150 --> 00:01:43,279 Take a deep breath. 22 00:01:43,279 --> 00:01:46,084 - Ah. It hurts. - Try. 23 00:01:46,424 --> 00:01:47,728 Breath sounds bilateral. 24 00:01:47,812 --> 00:01:49,038 I don't think he has a pneumothorax. 25 00:01:49,126 --> 00:01:49,782 Just asthma. 26 00:01:49,866 --> 00:01:52,401 That and probably a broken rib. Tell me when it hurtsthe most. 27 00:01:52,485 --> 00:01:55,025 God! Ay! Ay! 28 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:57,994 Your two little fingers are darker than the others. 29 00:01:58,078 --> 00:01:59,803 They—they feel funny. 30 00:01:59,803 --> 00:02:01,438 Como needles. 31 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:02,986 How long have they been like that? 32 00:02:03,070 --> 00:02:06,661 Never notice before. Is bad? 33 00:02:09,819 --> 00:02:14,287 2x03 - Humpty Dumpty 34 00:02:36,228 --> 00:02:39,798 Original Airdate (FOX): 27-SEP-2005 35 00:02:41,165 --> 00:02:43,279 Judging by how it looks, he could lose his hand. 36 00:02:43,477 --> 00:02:46,793 How does falling off your roof do that to a guy's fingers? 37 00:02:46,877 --> 00:02:49,114 He could have tweaked a vertebra in his neck. 38 00:02:49,262 --> 00:02:51,644 Could impinge on the ulnar... 39 00:02:52,066 --> 00:02:54,150 Sorry. Trouble concentrating. 40 00:02:54,410 --> 00:02:57,278 That tank top really absorbs moisture. 41 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:00,615 Could impinge the ulnar nerve. Cut the blood flow. 42 00:03:00,699 --> 00:03:03,936 Or it could be Disseminated Intravascular Coagulopathy. 43 00:03:04,054 --> 00:03:05,368 DIC? 44 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,687 Guy falls off a roof, the first thought is always it's a clotting problem. 45 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:11,215 Trauma can activate the clotting enzymes. 46 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:13,266 Guy could lose more than his hand. 47 00:03:13,450 --> 00:03:16,236 Thank you very much. This guy's been working for me for a long time in a... 48 00:03:16,278 --> 00:03:19,146 Do I get bonus points if I act like I care? 49 00:03:20,831 --> 00:03:24,690 Cervical MRI. Workup for DIC. And start him on a heparin drip. 50 00:03:24,767 --> 00:03:26,569 - Who? - Want to know his name? 51 00:03:26,660 --> 00:03:28,817 I'm sure it's in the file. Or you can ask her. 52 00:03:28,902 --> 00:03:30,596 She's his oldest, bestest friend. 53 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:31,835 They were in Cub Scouts together. 54 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:33,222 I'll get started on the blood tests. 55 00:03:33,306 --> 00:03:35,694 No. You haven't been a real doctor in ten years. 56 00:03:35,778 --> 00:03:37,311 You'll make a mess all over the sheets. 57 00:03:37,395 --> 00:03:38,047 I'll do it. 58 00:03:38,131 --> 00:03:39,203 You have clinic duty. 59 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:40,821 I still know how to handle a patient. 60 00:03:40,905 --> 00:03:43,107 Get me blood. Lots of blood. 61 00:03:43,831 --> 00:03:45,977 They're better. They've showered. 62 00:04:02,469 --> 00:04:04,428 You don't need to see him. 63 00:04:04,590 --> 00:04:07,541 One-handed handymen aren't in big demand. 64 00:04:07,624 --> 00:04:10,276 Talking. That's how lawsuits are lost. 65 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:11,550 I know you Lisa. 66 00:04:11,634 --> 00:04:14,565 You got in, you offer to pay his medical bills, his wages. 67 00:04:14,649 --> 00:04:16,768 You'll say something stupid like, "I'm sorry." 68 00:04:16,852 --> 00:04:19,353 - You think I'm an idiot. - I think you're not a lawyer. 69 00:04:19,536 --> 00:04:21,144 Don't go in there. 70 00:04:22,010 --> 00:04:24,731 Trust me. House's people can handle this. 71 00:04:26,670 --> 00:04:27,944 Yeah. 72 00:04:29,089 --> 00:04:31,078 This might sting a little bit. 73 00:04:31,817 --> 00:04:34,649 The medicine will thin the blood and help it to circulate. 74 00:04:34,890 --> 00:04:37,136 Those are some pretty nasty scars there. 75 00:04:37,721 --> 00:04:39,518 I work construction. 76 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,525 Ah! 77 00:04:43,970 --> 00:04:45,723 How long I be in the hospital? 78 00:04:45,849 --> 00:04:48,133 Depends on how long it takes us to figure out what's going on. 79 00:04:48,217 --> 00:04:50,264 I need to work. I'll get fired. 80 00:04:50,348 --> 00:04:51,811 I'm sure Dr. Cuddy won't fire you. 81 00:04:51,895 --> 00:04:54,018 No. I'm janitor at fast food six nights. 82 00:04:54,102 --> 00:04:55,795 I need to work. My mother doesn't make enough. 83 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:56,980 I can work. I'm old enough. 84 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:58,908 You're old enough when you finish college. 85 00:04:58,991 --> 00:04:59,813 Why? You never went... 86 00:04:59,897 --> 00:05:01,834 I never had a big brother to tell me to shut up. 87 00:05:01,918 --> 00:05:04,989 I promise we'll let you out of here as soon as we're able to. 88 00:05:05,261 --> 00:05:09,368 Look, I—I am fine. Okay? I feel better. I go home now. 89 00:05:09,452 --> 00:05:13,037 No. If this is a clotting problem, it could be very serious. All right? 90 00:05:13,121 --> 00:05:14,467 - You can't make me stay. - Wait. 91 00:05:14,551 --> 00:05:16,672 Ah. You can't make me stay. 92 00:05:16,822 --> 00:05:18,297 Turn your hand over. 93 00:05:19,124 --> 00:05:21,538 I need to see your hand. 94 00:05:26,744 --> 00:05:28,081 Where is Dr. Cuddy? 95 00:05:28,165 --> 00:05:29,946 We've got a third finger turning dark. 96 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:31,641 His PTT is prolonged. 97 00:05:31,725 --> 00:05:33,302 The fibrin's split products are off. 98 00:05:33,386 --> 00:05:36,153 He's not clotting properly. It looks like a mild case of DIC. 99 00:05:36,237 --> 00:05:37,702 Well, obviously not that mild. 100 00:05:37,786 --> 00:05:40,508 This keeps up, this hand is literally going to be dead meat. 101 00:05:40,592 --> 00:05:43,761 His hand is connected to his arm. His arm is connected to... 102 00:05:43,761 --> 00:05:45,264 I'm not sure, but I bet it's important. 103 00:05:45,348 --> 00:05:47,394 All this from falling off my roof. 104 00:05:47,616 --> 00:05:50,435 Yeah. If only he'd fallen on his head. 105 00:05:50,532 --> 00:05:52,948 Then he wouldn't have any of these symptoms. 106 00:05:54,238 --> 00:05:56,633 We need something stronger than heparin. 107 00:05:58,045 --> 00:06:00,064 Human activatedprotein C. 108 00:06:00,113 --> 00:06:01,168 Looks like Cuddy. 109 00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:02,827 Same cleavage. 110 00:06:03,055 --> 00:06:06,107 Protein C is indicated only for severe sepsis. 111 00:06:06,191 --> 00:06:08,611 Well, how many of his limbs have to be at stake for it to be severe? 112 00:06:08,695 --> 00:06:11,394 But this stuff is craaaaazy dangerous. 113 00:06:11,625 --> 00:06:14,661 It can cause internal bleeding. If he bleeds, he could stroke. He could die. 114 00:06:14,745 --> 00:06:15,747 He could get better. 115 00:06:15,831 --> 00:06:17,768 You know, if I tried a scheme like this, 116 00:06:17,913 --> 00:06:21,147 you'd get that nasty, wrinkly face and screech like a hyena. 117 00:06:21,231 --> 00:06:23,430 It's very sexy, I admit. 118 00:06:24,727 --> 00:06:26,005 Do it. 119 00:06:29,883 --> 00:06:32,866 Protein C is borderline irresponsible. 120 00:06:32,949 --> 00:06:35,172 Except that the safe stuff isn't doing squat. 121 00:06:35,256 --> 00:06:37,564 It's exactly the type of thing you would do. 122 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:39,077 Well, obviously. 123 00:06:39,306 --> 00:06:41,674 It's exactly the type of thing he'd do. 124 00:06:41,738 --> 00:06:44,556 I know. I think he's trying to protect me. 125 00:06:44,909 --> 00:06:46,871 No, that's not the type of thing he would do. 126 00:06:46,962 --> 00:06:48,346 I overruled him. 127 00:06:48,430 --> 00:06:52,945 He's the best diagnostician in this hospital and I overrule him. 128 00:06:53,357 --> 00:06:54,844 You care about this kid. 129 00:06:54,928 --> 00:06:56,991 Your judgment should be worth more than his. 130 00:06:57,117 --> 00:07:00,972 He also pointed out that I haven't been a real doctor in years. 131 00:07:01,182 --> 00:07:02,993 Now that sounds like him. 132 00:07:03,077 --> 00:07:04,890 You were just jerking Cuddy around? 133 00:07:04,974 --> 00:07:07,540 She seriously thought I wanted to stop her. 134 00:07:07,624 --> 00:07:09,746 One thing Cuddy is not is clueless. 135 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:13,276 No. First casualty of this case is her sense of humor. 136 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:16,689 It's weird. There's nothing funnier than almost killing a guy. 137 00:07:19,834 --> 00:07:22,331 I'm just having trouble getting up those steps. 138 00:07:22,474 --> 00:07:23,934 When did you start noticing? 139 00:07:24,157 --> 00:07:25,443 Oh, a week ago. 140 00:07:25,583 --> 00:07:27,165 Your blood pressure's a little high. 141 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,056 I've got something new that should help you out. 142 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,620 Combines a nitrate with a blood pressure pill. 143 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,870 It's targeted to African-Americans. 144 00:07:34,260 --> 00:07:35,460 Targeted? 145 00:07:35,592 --> 00:07:38,326 Yeah. We say we tend to have nitric oxide deficiencies. 146 00:07:38,514 --> 00:07:40,554 Studies show this drug counteracts that problem. 147 00:07:40,638 --> 00:07:41,630 It's the first drug to... 148 00:07:41,714 --> 00:07:43,682 What kind of studies you talking about? 149 00:07:43,904 --> 00:07:45,524 What kind of studies are there? 150 00:07:45,624 --> 00:07:47,716 They get some patients, they give them some drugs... 151 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,172 Ah. 152 00:07:49,695 --> 00:07:52,249 I've had white people lying to me for 60 years. 153 00:07:52,333 --> 00:07:54,916 You think this is a tan? 154 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,299 You think they tell you everything? 155 00:07:57,966 --> 00:07:59,311 Trouble with us black folk, 156 00:07:59,395 --> 00:08:03,083 we can't tell the difference anymore between racism and everybody gets screwed. 157 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,059 Yeah? 158 00:08:04,474 --> 00:08:08,274 How about them cheap meningitis drugs they pawning off in Africa? 159 00:08:08,349 --> 00:08:10,275 Gonna tell me that ain't racism? 160 00:08:10,572 --> 00:08:12,334 That's just greed. 161 00:08:13,549 --> 00:08:15,275 You really want to screw Whitey, 162 00:08:15,432 --> 00:08:19,178 be one of the few black men who live long enough to collect Social Security. 163 00:08:20,032 --> 00:08:21,644 Take the medicine. 164 00:08:35,330 --> 00:08:37,146 N-nurse... 165 00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:38,993 Nurse! Help! 166 00:08:39,161 --> 00:08:40,871 Nurse! Help! 167 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:42,595 - Nurse! - What's up? 168 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:44,521 I can't move my arm! I can't move my arm! 169 00:08:44,605 --> 00:08:46,396 Take it easy. Take it easy. 170 00:08:49,808 --> 00:08:52,550 The protein C side effects we were worried about, 171 00:08:52,998 --> 00:08:53,885 they happened. 172 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:55,674 - Where was the bleed? - His brain. 173 00:08:55,904 --> 00:08:57,444 It's causing right side paralysis. 174 00:08:57,528 --> 00:09:00,539 I stopped the treatment and called a neurosurgeon. 175 00:09:39,141 --> 00:09:40,810 I can move it now. 176 00:09:41,031 --> 00:09:42,835 It's okay now, yes? Can I go home soon? 177 00:09:42,919 --> 00:09:43,805 The surgery went well. 178 00:09:43,889 --> 00:09:47,030 But all we did was fix the problem created by the medicine we gave you. 179 00:09:50,679 --> 00:09:53,025 She says you look young. 180 00:09:53,109 --> 00:09:53,643 Are you sure... 181 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:56,234 There's five of us working on the case. 182 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,469 The others are older. 183 00:09:59,005 --> 00:10:00,573 Why doesn't Dr. Cuddy come to... 184 00:10:05,986 --> 00:10:07,903 Doesn't sound too good. 185 00:10:20,336 --> 00:10:23,568 His fingers are even darker, his temperature's 102 and spiking, 186 00:10:23,652 --> 00:10:27,008 and the X-ray now shows lung infiltrates. 187 00:10:27,134 --> 00:10:31,170 Good news is he won't be bitching about losing his hand if he can't breathe. 188 00:10:31,254 --> 00:10:34,592 The trauma from the fall could have caused acute respiratory distress syndrome. 189 00:10:34,743 --> 00:10:36,675 Right. I forgot. Your roof. 190 00:10:36,759 --> 00:10:41,430 It would cause lung infiltrates and maybe fever and conceivably the cyanotic fingers. 191 00:10:41,514 --> 00:10:43,142 The only question is why? 192 00:10:43,287 --> 00:10:44,621 Why what? 193 00:10:44,705 --> 00:10:50,773 Why her weird psychopathology requires a diagnosis informed entirely by personal guilt. 194 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,305 Let's assume we've been wrong up until now. 195 00:10:53,431 --> 00:10:58,385 Let's assume just for one second that the earth doesn't revolve around Cuddy's roof. 196 00:10:58,924 --> 00:11:03,551 What if he was sick before he had his run-in with gravity and just didn't notice anything? 197 00:11:03,635 --> 00:11:06,697 Pneumonia can cause DIC, which can cause cyanotic fingers. 198 00:11:06,781 --> 00:11:07,961 Pneumonia doesn't hit that fast. 199 00:11:08,045 --> 00:11:10,998 Sure. Only pavement hits that fast. 200 00:11:11,082 --> 00:11:12,501 It's not pneumonia. 201 00:11:12,969 --> 00:11:14,693 He might have missed a finger turning dark. 202 00:11:14,777 --> 00:11:16,848 He's not going to miss breathing problems. What else? 203 00:11:16,932 --> 00:11:18,351 It's pneumonia. 204 00:11:20,186 --> 00:11:21,374 He wanted to go home. 205 00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:23,813 I thought he was lying. I told him I had a dinner party, 206 00:11:23,937 --> 00:11:25,661 I made him go up there. 207 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:28,496 Well, why didn't you just take out a gun and shoot him? 208 00:11:28,580 --> 00:11:30,153 I thought it was just asthma. 209 00:11:30,237 --> 00:11:32,476 Might have mentioned this earlier, Doctor. 210 00:11:32,676 --> 00:11:35,105 Maybe we could have sent some blood cultures to the lab 211 00:11:35,189 --> 00:11:38,007 instead of wasting a day indulging your self-loathing. 212 00:11:38,110 --> 00:11:40,583 If it's just garden-variety bacterial pneumonia, 213 00:11:40,682 --> 00:11:42,177 he's gonna be fine. 214 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:45,860 So give him garden-variety Levaquin and a garden-variety echocardiogram. 215 00:11:45,944 --> 00:11:47,195 And go check out the kid's house. 216 00:11:47,279 --> 00:11:49,273 The blood work will show us which type of pneumonia it is. 217 00:11:49,357 --> 00:11:51,050 If he's huffing nail polish 218 00:11:51,134 --> 00:11:54,578 or pulling the wings off his pet parrot, this way will be faster. 219 00:11:54,594 --> 00:11:57,763 And I'll bet Julio's just dying to find out what's wrong with him. 220 00:11:57,889 --> 00:11:58,599 Go with her. 221 00:11:58,683 --> 00:12:00,690 It's Alfredo. 222 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:02,909 And I can handle getting a key and... 223 00:12:02,993 --> 00:12:07,355 Rico and I no longer trust you deciding what's important and what's not. 224 00:12:13,909 --> 00:12:17,051 You ever think about writing a book on office politics? 225 00:12:17,135 --> 00:12:22,183 Trust me, it'd be a lot worse if I told her that you had to break into her house. 226 00:12:23,663 --> 00:12:26,297 Wait, wait, wait. What? Cuddy's house? 227 00:12:26,408 --> 00:12:28,294 See? It is shocking. 228 00:12:29,065 --> 00:12:31,365 The guy's been working there every day for the last three weeks. 229 00:12:31,449 --> 00:12:33,186 You think it's impossible he could have picked something up? 230 00:12:33,312 --> 00:12:35,593 I'm not breaking into my boss' house. 231 00:12:35,694 --> 00:12:36,769 I'm your boss. 232 00:12:36,853 --> 00:12:38,695 She's scarier than you are. 233 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:40,485 She's a woman. 234 00:12:40,569 --> 00:12:42,763 Relax. I'm coming with. 235 00:12:48,421 --> 00:12:50,990 House is having lunch with his juniors now? 236 00:12:51,289 --> 00:12:52,622 No. Not a chance. 237 00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:53,893 Then where do you think they're going? 238 00:12:53,977 --> 00:12:56,174 I have no idea. 239 00:12:56,437 --> 00:12:57,657 Then why don't you think they're going to lunch? 240 00:12:57,741 --> 00:12:59,960 Because it's not like House. That was your point, right? 241 00:13:00,044 --> 00:13:01,303 He had that smug look on his face. 242 00:13:01,387 --> 00:13:02,577 When he's that pleased about something, 243 00:13:02,685 --> 00:13:05,466 he's gotta tell somebody. And the only somebody he knows is you. 244 00:13:05,569 --> 00:13:09,314 He's breaking into Cuddy's home. 245 00:13:09,412 --> 00:13:11,918 What? Why? 246 00:13:12,946 --> 00:13:14,194 Medical reasons? 247 00:13:14,278 --> 00:13:15,923 Why is he so curious about Cuddy? 248 00:13:16,007 --> 00:13:17,619 Why are you so curious about his curiosity? 249 00:13:17,703 --> 00:13:18,620 Why are you so curious about me be... 250 00:13:18,704 --> 00:13:21,615 Because you dumped him and you're married 251 00:13:21,699 --> 00:13:24,990 and they are neither of those things. 252 00:13:25,193 --> 00:13:26,727 I'm just curious. 253 00:13:27,436 --> 00:13:28,355 Nothing wrong with that. 254 00:13:28,439 --> 00:13:30,406 No. Nothing wrong with that. 255 00:13:34,776 --> 00:13:37,137 What do you think? Red thongs? 256 00:13:37,959 --> 00:13:40,191 I think red thongs. 257 00:13:41,097 --> 00:13:42,119 Okay. 258 00:13:42,203 --> 00:13:45,069 20 bucks says I can get through this door in 20 seconds. 259 00:13:45,153 --> 00:13:47,219 - You're on. - Count me in. 260 00:14:03,270 --> 00:14:05,612 No furniture polish. No paint thinner 261 00:14:05,696 --> 00:14:07,610 or anything else worth sniffing... 262 00:14:07,694 --> 00:14:11,849 Nothing in here either... except a few cockroaches. 263 00:14:12,813 --> 00:14:13,995 Nice. 264 00:14:14,079 --> 00:14:16,470 Someone should fix Alfredo's roof. 265 00:14:18,244 --> 00:14:22,175 So why haven't you fired House? 266 00:14:23,646 --> 00:14:27,179 It's just you guys are always screaming at each other, and 267 00:14:27,305 --> 00:14:29,731 - I figure you hate him, so... - I don't hate him. 268 00:14:32,051 --> 00:14:33,328 Why not? 269 00:14:35,204 --> 00:14:37,045 He's a great doctor, 270 00:14:37,272 --> 00:14:40,246 but any other hospital administrator would've fired him years ago. 271 00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:41,695 Four of them did. 272 00:14:42,056 --> 00:14:44,787 The question is, why did I hire him? 273 00:14:45,602 --> 00:14:47,248 So how'd you know about her key? 274 00:14:47,591 --> 00:14:50,854 You been doing a little "Handyman" work for Cuddy yourself? 275 00:14:51,022 --> 00:14:56,775 Someone as obsessive and insecure as Cuddy probably has three extra keys hidden away within ten feet of the door. 276 00:14:57,043 --> 00:15:00,023 And you consider obsession a negative quality. 277 00:15:00,294 --> 00:15:04,735 Insecticide is organic. Soap is hypoallergenic. 278 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:06,884 I got the bedroom. 279 00:15:12,122 --> 00:15:15,654 This is where it all happens. 280 00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:22,926 You both went to Michigan. Did you know him while you were there? 281 00:15:23,010 --> 00:15:26,009 Uh, I was still an undergrad, but, yeah,I knew him. 282 00:15:26,261 --> 00:15:27,976 He was already a legend. 283 00:15:29,046 --> 00:15:30,923 So you just knew him as a legend? 284 00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:32,794 My God, you're subtle. 285 00:15:32,878 --> 00:15:34,617 Anything on your mind? 286 00:15:37,592 --> 00:15:38,457 Oh. 287 00:15:38,711 --> 00:15:39,857 More cockroaches? 288 00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:41,190 Worse. 289 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,580 Beautiful. 290 00:15:46,841 --> 00:15:49,949 There's no way you just deduced where that key was. 291 00:15:50,128 --> 00:15:51,826 Does this count as red? 292 00:15:53,821 --> 00:15:56,320 You gave yourself 20 seconds and put money on it. 293 00:15:56,404 --> 00:15:57,779 Oh, my God. 294 00:15:58,950 --> 00:16:01,546 She's got pictures of you in here. 295 00:16:01,690 --> 00:16:04,528 Just you. It's like some kind of weird shrine. 296 00:16:04,612 --> 00:16:06,228 - You're kidding. - Yeah. 297 00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:15,600 She uses super tampons. 298 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:16,525 What does that mean? 299 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:19,733 You two are just too nasty to each other not have have been... 300 00:16:20,149 --> 00:16:20,650 nasty. 301 00:16:20,734 --> 00:16:23,846 Hey. I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. 302 00:16:23,930 --> 00:16:25,430 I am that good. 303 00:16:26,197 --> 00:16:27,466 There's nothing here. 304 00:16:27,726 --> 00:16:30,158 You ready to go or you got some more stuff you want to sniff? 305 00:16:30,495 --> 00:16:32,678 Whoa, check this out. 306 00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:36,371 It's fuzzy, it's black. 307 00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:38,683 It's alive. 308 00:16:54,486 --> 00:16:56,911 Patient's lung functions declining rapidly. 309 00:16:57,037 --> 00:17:00,312 Levaquin's not working. He obviously doesn't have garden-variety pneumonia. 310 00:17:00,396 --> 00:17:02,932 I'm glad you've learned to take his impending death in stride. 311 00:17:03,016 --> 00:17:05,385 - Guess what he does have. - Rats. 312 00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:07,586 The scars on his hand. 313 00:17:07,670 --> 00:17:08,580 Rat bites. 314 00:17:08,732 --> 00:17:13,120 But he says they're from construction work so he won't have to admit he's got rats at home. 315 00:17:13,844 --> 00:17:15,437 Catholics are right. Pride will kill you. 316 00:17:15,521 --> 00:17:17,949 - He has streptobacillus. - Rat-bite fever. 317 00:17:18,033 --> 00:17:18,916 Boogie oogie oogie. 318 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,641 Fits the symptoms perfectly. 319 00:17:20,725 --> 00:17:22,380 Certainly one possibility. 320 00:17:22,464 --> 00:17:25,638 But what about the aspergillus fungus we found under the sink? 321 00:17:25,806 --> 00:17:27,014 What sink? 322 00:17:27,329 --> 00:17:29,223 You oughta clean your bathroom better. 323 00:17:29,307 --> 00:17:31,114 You broke into my house? 324 00:17:31,464 --> 00:17:33,434 No. That would be wrong. 325 00:17:33,518 --> 00:17:34,790 I had a key. 326 00:17:34,916 --> 00:17:36,993 You had no right to invade my privacy. 327 00:17:37,077 --> 00:17:39,119 There was no medical reason for that whatsoever. 328 00:17:39,203 --> 00:17:43,472 Certainly no moral reason for it. Oh, damn. 329 00:17:43,710 --> 00:17:45,159 You're right. 330 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:48,147 The focal consolidation makes fungal pneumonia far more likely. 331 00:17:48,231 --> 00:17:49,350 You're right I'm right. 332 00:17:49,647 --> 00:17:53,226 On the bright side, it has the advantage of keeping you totally responsible. 333 00:17:53,337 --> 00:17:57,218 Treatment for aspergillosis is amphotericin. That's hugely dangerous. 334 00:17:57,334 --> 00:17:58,677 Yeah? Your point being? 335 00:17:58,761 --> 00:18:01,155 Going the dangerous and aggressive route didn't work last time. 336 00:18:01,239 --> 00:18:02,768 It's bound to work this time. 337 00:18:02,787 --> 00:18:04,938 Start him on the "amphoterrible". 338 00:18:26,752 --> 00:18:28,160 Dr. Cuddy. 339 00:18:29,196 --> 00:18:31,369 I'm Manny. Alfredo's brother. 340 00:18:31,453 --> 00:18:32,930 How's he doing? 341 00:18:33,282 --> 00:18:34,499 He's worried about money. 342 00:18:34,721 --> 00:18:36,180 I want to work for you. 343 00:18:38,227 --> 00:18:39,921 How old are you, Manny? 344 00:18:40,377 --> 00:18:41,365 15. 345 00:18:41,449 --> 00:18:42,714 12? 346 00:18:43,281 --> 00:18:46,877 I can paint. I mow lawns. I rake leaves. I can start today. 347 00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:49,285 Alfredo wants you to finish school. 348 00:18:49,705 --> 00:18:51,411 Like you care. 349 00:18:52,751 --> 00:18:53,790 Manny, I've known your brother... 350 00:18:53,874 --> 00:18:56,770 He falls off your roof and you don't come to see him once? 351 00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:01,348 Bitch. 352 00:19:08,258 --> 00:19:09,636 With a patient. 353 00:19:10,172 --> 00:19:12,042 Not according to the log. 354 00:19:12,168 --> 00:19:13,322 It's 3:15. 355 00:19:13,406 --> 00:19:15,106 Is it a commercial? 356 00:19:16,304 --> 00:19:17,924 How's Cuddy doing? 357 00:19:19,296 --> 00:19:21,984 She's not acting like Cuddy. It's a pleasure. 358 00:19:22,068 --> 00:19:23,369 You know her. 359 00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:26,776 She has trouble with these situations. Feels personally responsible. 360 00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:29,209 The technical termis narcissism. 361 00:19:29,319 --> 00:19:33,549 You can't believe that everything is your fault unless you also believe you're all-powerful. 362 00:19:33,695 --> 00:19:35,623 Wow, does she sound messed up? 363 00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:37,944 I don't believe I can fix everything. 364 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,752 And I don't lie awake at night tormented by that fact. 365 00:19:40,836 --> 00:19:42,408 No, you lie awake tormented by... 366 00:19:42,492 --> 00:19:44,937 I thought we were talking about Cuddy here. 367 00:19:45,021 --> 00:19:46,361 She cares. 368 00:19:47,124 --> 00:19:49,119 She enjoys feeling guilty. 369 00:19:49,203 --> 00:19:51,227 Lisa cares. That's why she drives you nuts. 370 00:19:51,311 --> 00:19:52,905 'Cause it's not just a puzzle to her. 371 00:19:53,070 --> 00:19:56,168 The patients are actually real, their feelings actually relevant. 372 00:19:56,257 --> 00:19:58,939 And I'm telling her she can't even talk to him. 373 00:19:59,437 --> 00:20:01,259 My God, it's contagious. 374 00:20:01,385 --> 00:20:02,643 You're feeling guilty too. 375 00:20:02,727 --> 00:20:05,857 I'm just saying take it easy on her. You owe her that. 376 00:20:06,257 --> 00:20:08,436 At the moment I saw you in the ER... 377 00:20:08,573 --> 00:20:09,802 Commercial's over. 378 00:20:09,886 --> 00:20:11,922 So glad we talked. 379 00:20:12,538 --> 00:20:15,081 Snap, crackle, pop. 380 00:20:15,766 --> 00:20:17,870 Got some Rice Krispies in there? 381 00:20:18,890 --> 00:20:20,308 That bad, huh? 382 00:20:20,530 --> 00:20:22,294 You were here yesterday. 383 00:20:22,510 --> 00:20:26,821 I see from the chart that Dr. Foreman prescribed medicine, not a miracle. 384 00:20:26,947 --> 00:20:28,273 Gotta give this stuff more than a day. 385 00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:30,682 I didn't fill that Oreo's prescription. 386 00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:34,664 On the theory that you didn't trust him because he's black. 387 00:20:35,139 --> 00:20:38,931 Well, I'm going to prescribe the same medicine and see if you fill it this time. 388 00:20:38,955 --> 00:20:41,686 I'm not buying into no racist drug, okay? 389 00:20:41,876 --> 00:20:46,029 It's racist because it helps black people more than white people? 390 00:20:46,113 --> 00:20:49,753 Well, on behalf of my peeps, let me just say thanks for dying on principle for us. 391 00:20:49,837 --> 00:20:52,211 Look, my heart's red, your heart's red. 392 00:20:52,421 --> 00:20:54,764 And it don't make no sense to give us different drugs. 393 00:20:54,848 --> 00:20:56,847 You know, I have found a difference. 394 00:20:57,274 --> 00:20:58,844 Admittedly a limited sample. 395 00:20:58,928 --> 00:21:01,706 But based on my experience over the last 90 seconds, 396 00:21:01,706 --> 00:21:04,037 all black people are morons. 397 00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:05,815 Sorry. African-Americans. 398 00:21:05,899 --> 00:21:07,788 I'll see another doctor. 399 00:21:08,782 --> 00:21:10,858 Fine. Fine. 400 00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:17,774 I'll give you the same medicine we give Republicans. 401 00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:24,646 I think the medicine is working. 402 00:21:26,048 --> 00:21:27,353 They're lighter, right? 403 00:21:27,437 --> 00:21:29,975 They don't look lighter to me, Alfredo. How's the tingling? 404 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,395 It not bother me. 405 00:21:31,699 --> 00:21:33,384 Tell her the other thing. 406 00:21:33,854 --> 00:21:35,709 - Dile. - Callate, Manny. 407 00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:38,376 He hasn't peed since yesterday. 408 00:21:39,859 --> 00:21:41,776 - Since last night. - Afternoon. 409 00:21:41,860 --> 00:21:44,796 It's not a problem. I don't drink much. 410 00:21:46,641 --> 00:21:49,797 I think I'll give you a little rest from the meds here. 411 00:21:53,216 --> 00:21:56,127 She says that's the medicine that's supposed to cure me. 412 00:21:56,211 --> 00:21:59,216 Just making a little adjustment. Excuse me. 413 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,789 He's not making any urine. 414 00:22:02,873 --> 00:22:05,915 I think we just destroyed the kid's kidney with the amphotericin. 415 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,318 I think he's dying. 416 00:22:07,972 --> 00:22:09,501 Dying? 417 00:22:09,632 --> 00:22:11,220 Cheese it. The cops. 418 00:22:17,874 --> 00:22:20,416 Guess she understands a little English. 419 00:22:24,171 --> 00:22:28,382 His kidneys are shutting down due to direct toxicity to the proximal tubule epithelium. 420 00:22:28,449 --> 00:22:31,941 Proof that my brilliant idea of giving him amphotericinis killing him. 421 00:22:32,025 --> 00:22:33,762 It wasn't a complete waste of time. 422 00:22:33,906 --> 00:22:36,660 His reaction shows that you don't need to clean under your sink. 423 00:22:36,744 --> 00:22:37,925 It wasn't aspergillus. 424 00:22:38,009 --> 00:22:40,327 And blood cultures show he was negative for rat-bite fever. 425 00:22:40,411 --> 00:22:42,721 There's still plenty of other cool pneumonias. 426 00:22:42,917 --> 00:22:46,324 He tested negative for moraxella, nocardia, cryptococcus. 427 00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:48,945 He has a low titer for chlamydia antibodies. 428 00:22:49,029 --> 00:22:51,952 No. His chest X-ray'sall wrong for chlamydial pneumonia. 429 00:22:52,075 --> 00:22:53,032 But the titer points... 430 00:22:53,116 --> 00:22:55,223 He had an STD last year. That explains the titer. 431 00:22:55,533 --> 00:22:57,488 He has low sodium. Maybe it's Legionella. 432 00:22:57,572 --> 00:22:59,668 No. His antigen is negative. 433 00:23:00,035 --> 00:23:02,208 Well, that all sucks. 434 00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:04,907 Maybe we were right to begin with. 435 00:23:05,065 --> 00:23:09,625 His problems are all caused by DIC precipitated by falling off my roof. 436 00:23:09,709 --> 00:23:11,894 DIC wouldn't cause a fever this high. 437 00:23:11,978 --> 00:23:14,263 See, my lap-dog agrees with me. 438 00:23:14,511 --> 00:23:15,285 How high? 439 00:23:15,585 --> 00:23:18,172 Two hours ago, it was 103 with acetaminophen. 440 00:23:18,256 --> 00:23:20,331 What about on St. Auban's Day? 441 00:23:20,415 --> 00:23:24,797 Only temperature I'm interested in right now is his temperature right now. 442 00:23:30,886 --> 00:23:31,541 Open up. 443 00:23:33,932 --> 00:23:36,586 Okay, let me clarify. Open up and keep it open. 444 00:23:41,741 --> 00:23:44,751 - Una noche. Ya. - Okay. 445 00:23:47,239 --> 00:23:48,799 Under your tongue. 446 00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:54,993 You're using your left hand. 447 00:23:55,299 --> 00:23:56,447 Right one hurt? 448 00:23:56,531 --> 00:23:57,993 No. I feel better. 449 00:23:58,077 --> 00:24:01,726 It really doesn't hurt or you just figure if you say no, you'll get out of the hospital sooner? 450 00:24:01,810 --> 00:24:04,543 It doesn't hurt. I feel good. 451 00:24:08,006 --> 00:24:09,923 You don't smell too hot. 452 00:24:10,579 --> 00:24:12,914 Ah! Ah. 453 00:24:17,275 --> 00:24:19,609 Your hand is starting to rot. 454 00:24:20,345 --> 00:24:21,068 Why are we here? 455 00:24:21,152 --> 00:24:23,027 We are talking about cutting off a kid's hand. 456 00:24:23,111 --> 00:24:24,614 Yes. We're talking about cutting it off, 457 00:24:24,698 --> 00:24:26,706 not subdividing it and putting in condos. 458 00:24:26,790 --> 00:24:27,667 It's not a legal issue. 459 00:24:27,751 --> 00:24:29,948 Are you being intentionally dense? 460 00:24:30,032 --> 00:24:30,810 Huh? 461 00:24:31,311 --> 00:24:32,425 I think it's premature. 462 00:24:32,509 --> 00:24:33,982 - I've heard enough. - What? 463 00:24:34,066 --> 00:24:36,057 She says one word and you take her side. 464 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,735 You should at least wait until she actually gives a medical reason. 465 00:24:38,819 --> 00:24:40,329 Otherwise, I might take it personally. 466 00:24:40,413 --> 00:24:41,475 Shut up. 467 00:24:41,893 --> 00:24:46,962 If I were to somehow find out that you two are in disagreement over the proper medical course of action, 468 00:24:47,046 --> 00:24:49,152 it could make it awkward for my client in court. 469 00:24:49,236 --> 00:24:53,111 My client being the two of you. So, guys, I'm a little busy here. 470 00:24:53,195 --> 00:24:56,223 Why don't we pick this conversation up in half an hour. 471 00:24:56,475 --> 00:24:57,369 Okay? 472 00:24:57,495 --> 00:25:01,151 All of his symptoms are caused by his underlying problem in the medicine we gave him. 473 00:25:01,235 --> 00:25:02,425 What underlying problem? 474 00:25:02,509 --> 00:25:04,401 You have no idea what the underlying problem is. 475 00:25:04,485 --> 00:25:05,836 You're the diagnostician. 476 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,765 Fine. It's all my fault. Does that make youfeel better? 477 00:25:07,849 --> 00:25:09,924 His hand still has an arterial pulse. 478 00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:12,587 His hand is a cesspool. And the crap is spreading. 479 00:25:12,776 --> 00:25:16,380 You are being pretty aggressive about destroying a man's livelihood. 480 00:25:16,464 --> 00:25:18,122 Don't give a damn about his livelihood. 481 00:25:18,206 --> 00:25:21,423 He loses that hand, he loses his job—all of his jobs. 482 00:25:21,507 --> 00:25:24,448 - He's not like us. - Can't work as a cripple? 483 00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:30,219 He loses his home, his kid brother drops out. 484 00:25:30,303 --> 00:25:32,067 An American dream destroyed. 485 00:25:32,151 --> 00:25:33,483 Very sad. Very emotional. 486 00:25:33,567 --> 00:25:36,575 Not one medical fact in the whole pathetic tale. 487 00:25:37,477 --> 00:25:38,705 You've lost perspective, Cuddy. 488 00:25:38,789 --> 00:25:40,353 You've stopped looking at this as a doctor. 489 00:25:40,506 --> 00:25:43,301 You're acting like someone who shoved somebody off their roof. 490 00:25:43,552 --> 00:25:46,544 You wanna make things right? Too bad. Nothing's ever right. 491 00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:51,035 I am happy to report that we're now so in sync, 492 00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:53,308 we're actually wearing each other's underwear. 493 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,009 Chop-chop time. 494 00:25:55,093 --> 00:25:56,360 Is this true? 495 00:25:56,618 --> 00:25:58,206 No. I'm lying. 496 00:25:58,427 --> 00:26:00,272 Stupid to do it with her in the room, I guess. 497 00:26:00,427 --> 00:26:02,529 - This is a big decision. - We made it. 498 00:26:02,613 --> 00:26:04,581 We should convene a meeting of the ethics committee. 499 00:26:04,665 --> 00:26:05,853 No! 500 00:26:06,997 --> 00:26:10,366 Look, she is making a medical decision based on never wanting to feel regret. 501 00:26:10,450 --> 00:26:12,929 You're makinga legal decision based on wanting me to be wrong. 502 00:26:13,148 --> 00:26:14,797 Greg, you have a history of aggressive... 503 00:26:14,881 --> 00:26:16,246 You wanted superficial agreement. 504 00:26:16,330 --> 00:26:18,130 You wanted everybody's asses covered. You got it. 505 00:26:18,214 --> 00:26:19,811 Now, can I do the surgery? 506 00:26:19,952 --> 00:26:21,798 Pretty, pretty please? 507 00:26:25,581 --> 00:26:27,112 Lisa. 508 00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:30,436 Are you sure you're okay with this? 509 00:26:33,321 --> 00:26:35,582 I should be the one to tell the family. 510 00:26:42,872 --> 00:26:44,864 Your hand is dying. 511 00:26:46,077 --> 00:26:48,497 The bacteria are eating it. 512 00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:53,559 When they run out of food there, they go somewhere else. 513 00:26:54,598 --> 00:26:57,671 If you cut off my hand, I'll be cured? 514 00:26:57,797 --> 00:26:59,456 Unfortunately, no. 515 00:26:59,582 --> 00:27:03,587 We still have to find the disease that's making you sick to begin with. 516 00:27:03,671 --> 00:27:06,944 But you won't die of gangrene while we are looking. 517 00:27:12,901 --> 00:27:19,470 I quit school when I am 12 to get a job to help my family. 518 00:27:20,158 --> 00:27:23,258 And now, I never get a good job. 519 00:27:23,835 --> 00:27:28,529 Never save money or own my own house like you. 520 00:27:29,974 --> 00:27:34,004 But Manny, he's smart. 521 00:27:34,624 --> 00:27:36,762 He's the best in his class. 522 00:27:38,628 --> 00:27:40,521 Well, maybe Manny doesn't have to quit school. 523 00:27:40,522 --> 00:27:42,735 Maybe you can... 524 00:27:51,727 --> 00:27:55,898 Are you sure I need to do this? 525 00:27:57,390 --> 00:27:58,689 Yes. 526 00:28:02,437 --> 00:28:05,976 Okay. Okay. 527 00:29:09,191 --> 00:29:11,733 I gave one of my clinic patients a follow-up call. 528 00:29:12,170 --> 00:29:13,589 Your name came up. 529 00:29:14,647 --> 00:29:20,477 I'm guessing an old black guy who thinks the CIA invented rap music to make your people want to kill each other. 530 00:29:20,561 --> 00:29:23,278 He said you gave him the "white folk" stuff. 531 00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:26,096 This is exactly why black people don't live as long. 532 00:29:26,180 --> 00:29:29,493 This isn't about race. Unless annoying is a race. 533 00:29:29,635 --> 00:29:32,630 - Is he not getting better? - He's fine so far. 534 00:29:33,195 --> 00:29:35,965 I'm calling him back and I'm getting him on the right stuff. 535 00:29:36,376 --> 00:29:39,200 Oh, relax, Foreman. He already is. 536 00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:44,020 I told him it was the white stuff. I gave him the black stuff. 537 00:29:47,745 --> 00:29:49,314 He was right. 538 00:29:49,894 --> 00:29:51,505 You did exactly what white people do. 539 00:29:51,589 --> 00:29:53,282 You figured we don't need to know the truth. 540 00:29:53,366 --> 00:29:56,565 Can't understand it. So you just lie to us. 541 00:29:57,285 --> 00:29:58,596 Just a white lie. 542 00:29:58,859 --> 00:30:00,173 Good one, massa. 543 00:30:00,780 --> 00:30:02,924 Right. I'm a racist. 544 00:30:03,664 --> 00:30:08,193 Too bad that idiot will never know for the rest of his long, long life. 545 00:30:14,903 --> 00:30:20,113 Every slave master thought they were doing the black man a favor. 546 00:30:20,239 --> 00:30:24,597 Nigra can't take care of himself, so we'll put him to work. 547 00:30:24,723 --> 00:30:27,215 Give him four walls, a bed. 548 00:30:28,382 --> 00:30:30,346 We'll civilize the heathen. 549 00:30:30,346 --> 00:30:33,142 I'll tell you what, stop doing us favors. 550 00:30:34,014 --> 00:30:38,361 If you're right and we end up back in the jungle with lousy blood pressure medicine, 551 00:30:39,146 --> 00:30:41,774 it won't be on your head. 552 00:31:34,212 --> 00:31:35,506 You okay? 553 00:31:38,598 --> 00:31:40,902 You wondering if you made the right call? 554 00:31:43,041 --> 00:31:46,074 I've wanted to be a doctor from the time I was 12. 555 00:31:47,731 --> 00:31:51,833 I wanted to be a lawyer from the time I was six until my second week of law school. 556 00:31:52,114 --> 00:31:54,079 Sorry. Your story. 557 00:31:55,939 --> 00:32:00,096 I graduated medical school at 25, pissed off that I was second in my class. 558 00:32:00,706 --> 00:32:02,784 Chief of medicine at 32. 559 00:32:03,103 --> 00:32:05,447 Second youngest ever. First woman. 560 00:32:05,531 --> 00:32:06,441 Sad story. 561 00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:08,714 If I'd have been Alfredo's doctor... 562 00:32:08,798 --> 00:32:10,574 You are his doctor. 563 00:32:12,005 --> 00:32:14,166 I insisted on giving him Protein C. 564 00:32:14,250 --> 00:32:15,546 We had to cut his skull open. 565 00:32:15,630 --> 00:32:19,028 I insisted on amphotericin. Killed his kidneys. 566 00:32:19,112 --> 00:32:21,695 I missed the pneumonia completely. 567 00:32:22,174 --> 00:32:25,397 I would've searched his home and ignored mine. 568 00:32:25,481 --> 00:32:30,441 I would've watched him die trying to save his hand. 569 00:32:31,462 --> 00:32:34,913 Oh, if I didn't have House looking over my shoulder... 570 00:32:34,997 --> 00:32:37,183 Are you saying you're not as good a doctor as House is? 571 00:32:37,267 --> 00:32:39,577 I'm saying House is right. 572 00:32:40,705 --> 00:32:43,476 I was so anxious to get ahead. 573 00:32:43,788 --> 00:32:47,127 I haven't been a doctor... in years. 574 00:32:47,978 --> 00:32:49,916 His little fingeris dusky. 575 00:32:50,229 --> 00:32:52,267 Yeah. That's whywe're doing this. 576 00:32:52,351 --> 00:32:54,352 No, I mean the other hand. 577 00:32:54,508 --> 00:32:56,576 The one we haven't chopped off yet. 578 00:33:21,876 --> 00:33:23,952 His O2 sats are down to 88. 579 00:33:24,036 --> 00:33:26,966 His lungs are giving out. He needs a ventilator. 580 00:33:27,542 --> 00:33:28,688 And dialysis. 581 00:33:28,772 --> 00:33:32,007 You're getting distracted by the multisystem organ failure. 582 00:33:32,472 --> 00:33:35,012 Pinkies are supposed to be pink, right? 583 00:33:35,417 --> 00:33:36,808 They're not called "grayies." 584 00:33:36,934 --> 00:33:38,895 But the organ failure is going to kill him. 585 00:33:38,979 --> 00:33:41,292 But the pinky is weirder. 586 00:33:41,569 --> 00:33:42,621 What does it tell us? 587 00:33:42,705 --> 00:33:44,952 The same thing the right hand told us before we cut it off. 588 00:33:45,036 --> 00:33:46,273 It's the same symptom. 589 00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:48,278 But at a different time. 590 00:33:48,656 --> 00:33:51,604 His blood work indicates mild DIC. 591 00:33:52,101 --> 00:33:54,973 What if it's mild in the way that you get out of the ocean, 592 00:33:55,057 --> 00:33:57,499 the water clinging to your body makes the sea level drop? 593 00:33:57,583 --> 00:33:59,912 It's technically true, but it's completely irrelevant. 594 00:34:00,037 --> 00:34:05,160 A lack of DIC would explain everything if there were also a lack of anything to explain. 595 00:34:07,299 --> 00:34:08,955 Endocarditis. 596 00:34:09,255 --> 00:34:11,047 His heart's infected. 597 00:34:11,173 --> 00:34:14,909 Little bacteria cauliflowers clinging to his valves. 598 00:34:15,037 --> 00:34:18,247 Except sometimes they can't hold on. They go swimming in his bloodstream. 599 00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:22,605 Thursday, one breaks off. Goes to his right hand. Black fingers. Gangrene. 600 00:34:22,758 --> 00:34:25,266 Friday's child heads for the kidneys. 601 00:34:25,735 --> 00:34:28,078 And we all know what Saturdays are all about. 602 00:34:28,248 --> 00:34:30,159 Party with the left hand. 603 00:34:30,337 --> 00:34:31,808 Also explains the fever. 604 00:34:31,951 --> 00:34:36,456 It's perfect except for the little fact that we already tested for endocarditis, and he was negative. 605 00:34:36,540 --> 00:34:39,191 Which means he either is negative, or 606 00:34:39,417 --> 00:34:44,006 what infection can cause pneumonia and culture-negative endocarditis? 607 00:34:45,489 --> 00:34:48,147 Prize value goes down with every clue. 608 00:34:51,353 --> 00:34:53,309 You're thinking psittacosis? 609 00:34:53,435 --> 00:34:55,339 Alfredo doesn't have any pet parrots. 610 00:34:55,396 --> 00:34:57,676 Quit your squawking. Give him doxycycline. 611 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,142 No. That'll just make his clotting problem worse. 612 00:35:00,258 --> 00:35:03,722 I liked you better when you were coming up with wacky drugs for us to try. 613 00:35:03,879 --> 00:35:06,886 We give him the doxy now, damn it, maybe we can save his pinky. 614 00:35:06,970 --> 00:35:09,243 He can teach his brother to count all the way to five. 615 00:35:09,327 --> 00:35:12,233 If you're wrong, he'll end up with no hands and no feet. 616 00:35:12,317 --> 00:35:15,093 Technically, if I'm wrong, he'll end up dead. But I take your point. 617 00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:15,968 What's his night job? 618 00:35:16,052 --> 00:35:17,740 Cleans upat some fast food joint. 619 00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:19,348 What, you think he got it from a chicken nugget? 620 00:35:19,432 --> 00:35:23,593 Since when do fast food joints allow 12-year-olds to mop floors? 621 00:35:23,677 --> 00:35:24,868 Alfredo is 20. 622 00:35:24,952 --> 00:35:27,281 Really? Looks younger. 623 00:35:30,467 --> 00:35:32,415 Where were you going to work tonight? 624 00:35:32,667 --> 00:35:35,316 What job do you do on Saturday nights? 625 00:35:37,375 --> 00:35:39,047 - What are you doing? - Waking him up. 626 00:35:39,131 --> 00:35:40,769 We just cut off his hand. 627 00:35:40,984 --> 00:35:42,179 Yeah. We need to talk about it. 628 00:35:42,263 --> 00:35:43,695 It's not happening. 629 00:35:50,323 --> 00:35:52,101 Honestly, I have no idea what I just said. 630 00:35:52,185 --> 00:35:53,684 Why didn't you say you spoke Spanish? 631 00:35:53,768 --> 00:35:55,702 Well, because she'd want to talk to me. 632 00:35:55,886 --> 00:35:58,396 Or something like that. 633 00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:05,768 She says he doesn't work Saturday nights. 634 00:36:05,852 --> 00:36:07,002 Give me the talking juice. 635 00:36:07,086 --> 00:36:09,104 The fact it doesn't fit your theory doesn't make it a lie. 636 00:36:09,188 --> 00:36:13,394 When she was out of the room, the kid brother insisted he was gonna cover for Alfredo at work tonight. 637 00:36:21,692 --> 00:36:23,868 Saturday nights, he goes dancing. 638 00:36:24,324 --> 00:36:26,360 Either it's a lie or he's dancing with birds. 639 00:36:26,445 --> 00:36:28,475 - A donde? - Jo no se. 640 00:36:28,559 --> 00:36:29,753 Give her the talking juice. 641 00:36:29,837 --> 00:36:31,583 She doesn't know what you're talking about. 642 00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:33,152 Odds are it's gonna be close to his house. 643 00:36:33,236 --> 00:36:35,554 Probably an abandoned warehouse or factory. 644 00:36:35,638 --> 00:36:37,869 Take the Scooby gang and spread out. 645 00:36:37,869 --> 00:36:39,370 What the hell are we looking for? 646 00:36:39,454 --> 00:36:43,193 Find somebody who looks like crap and tell him you want to place a bet. 647 00:36:44,255 --> 00:36:46,134 - Uh... - Sayonara. 648 00:37:38,232 --> 00:37:39,199 It's Cuddy. 649 00:37:41,556 --> 00:37:44,192 I already put him on psittacosis meds. 650 00:37:45,137 --> 00:37:46,600 As soon as you left. 651 00:37:47,258 --> 00:37:48,716 You're welcome. 652 00:37:49,971 --> 00:37:52,968 What do you think the record for one-handed juggling is? 653 00:37:53,890 --> 00:37:56,009 You can yo-yo one-handed. 654 00:37:56,752 --> 00:37:58,134 Good point. 655 00:38:06,356 --> 00:38:07,862 I always wash my hands. 656 00:38:08,972 --> 00:38:13,215 If a bird is infected, you can get psittacosis just from breathing his dust. 657 00:38:13,823 --> 00:38:16,666 But then why do I get sick and nobody else? 658 00:38:16,792 --> 00:38:19,095 Your asthma made you vulnerable. 659 00:38:22,157 --> 00:38:23,776 You're gonna be all right now. 660 00:38:24,112 --> 00:38:25,082 Yes. 661 00:38:29,037 --> 00:38:30,745 Gracias. 662 00:38:36,131 --> 00:38:38,385 For saving my life. 663 00:38:47,179 --> 00:38:48,739 He thanked me. 664 00:38:49,033 --> 00:38:52,069 - He should have. - We cut off his hand. 665 00:38:54,317 --> 00:38:55,767 If we'd figured it out earlier... 666 00:38:55,851 --> 00:38:57,628 If you'd figured it out later, he'd be dead. 667 00:38:57,712 --> 00:39:00,248 Well, I never figured it out at all. 668 00:39:00,854 --> 00:39:02,237 Hello. 669 00:39:02,509 --> 00:39:03,952 What do you want, House? 670 00:39:04,162 --> 00:39:06,437 If you're wallowing in self-loathing, 671 00:39:06,546 --> 00:39:08,454 got something that might help. 672 00:39:08,576 --> 00:39:10,017 We're getting sued. 673 00:39:10,341 --> 00:39:12,107 You saved his life. He admitted that. 674 00:39:12,191 --> 00:39:13,314 We'll settle. 675 00:39:13,658 --> 00:39:15,848 He's got a stub where his hand used to be. 676 00:39:15,932 --> 00:39:18,463 We have insurance. Case seems pretty solid to me. 677 00:39:18,547 --> 00:39:20,855 Ka-ching. The new American dream. 678 00:39:20,939 --> 00:39:22,147 Happy ending. 679 00:39:22,292 --> 00:39:24,350 Kid's gonna be just fine. 680 00:39:30,245 --> 00:39:31,466 Cuddy... 681 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,124 Your guilt. 682 00:39:35,542 --> 00:39:39,281 It's perverse and it makes you a crappy doctor. 683 00:39:42,150 --> 00:39:44,836 It also makes you okay at what you do. 684 00:39:45,362 --> 00:39:48,749 You figure a perverted sense of guilt makes me a good boss. 685 00:39:48,860 --> 00:39:52,776 Well, would the world be a better place if people never felt guilty? 686 00:39:52,918 --> 00:39:54,729 Makes sex better. 687 00:39:54,991 --> 00:39:57,997 Should've seen her in the last months of our relationship. 688 00:39:58,165 --> 00:40:00,672 Lot of guilt. Lot of screaming. 689 00:40:02,465 --> 00:40:06,470 I know this wasn't just because it was your roof. 690 00:40:09,351 --> 00:40:10,721 Cuddy. 691 00:40:13,121 --> 00:40:17,156 You see the world as it is and you see the world as it could be. 692 00:40:17,282 --> 00:40:20,094 What you don't see is what everybody else sees: 693 00:40:20,985 --> 00:40:23,442 the giant gaping chasm in-between. 694 00:40:23,526 --> 00:40:25,633 House, I'm not naive. I realize... 695 00:40:25,717 --> 00:40:28,616 If you did, you never would have hired me. 696 00:40:32,073 --> 00:40:35,388 You're not happy unless things are just right. 697 00:40:35,472 --> 00:40:37,255 Which means two things. 698 00:40:37,969 --> 00:40:42,546 You're a good boss and you'll never be happy. 699 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:51,089 By the way, why does everybody think you and I had sex? 700 00:40:51,215 --> 00:40:53,368 Think there could be something to it? 701 00:41:03,726 --> 00:41:07,638 Cuddy feels guilty about not diagnosing psittacosis any earlier? 702 00:41:10,157 --> 00:41:11,535 Think so. 703 00:41:12,484 --> 00:41:14,768 There's no way she could've. 704 00:41:15,343 --> 00:41:16,647 No. 705 00:41:18,336 --> 00:41:20,693 No way she could have. 706 00:41:31,171 --> 00:41:32,669 It's raining. 707 00:42:35,263 --> 00:42:37,639 Transcript : Raceman Synchro : Vaccine 708 00:42:37,912 --> 00:42:39,937 www.forom.com