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Welcome! I'm here for illuding!

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What is *** and what is magic?

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This is what you've wanted.

4
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Now I will astound you!

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As you see there's
nothing up my sleeves.

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And this hat...
just an ordinary old hat.

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Watch as I wave
three times above the hat,

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and whisper the magic words.
And now...

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Mom it's not working!
It's ripped!

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It's okay baby,
it's just a little tear.

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Hurry up, mom!

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What are you so worried about?

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Sally's going to make fun of us.

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Sally Ayerson?

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She said her mom bought
her dress at Bloomingdales.

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You had to make ours.

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We're going to look stupid!

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Do you girls remember that music
we were listening to yesterday?

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That lady who sang about respect?

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Retha?

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Aretha. That's right.

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Do you think she had lots of money
growing up in Detroit?

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What's Detroit?

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It's a city. The point is that
she's one of the best singers ever.

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If Sally's mean to you again
I'm just going to have to
key her daddy's new convertible.

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Do you know what that means?

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Good.

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Piano intro for
"Little Bitty Pretty One"

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Ahhh!

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YeeeAhhhh!

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Ahhhhhhh!

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2x08 - The Mistake

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Original Airdate (FOX): 29-NOV-2005

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"Dr. Lau, 2826. Dr. Lau, 2826."

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Did you speak to
Chase and House yet?
The disciplinary hearing.

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The McGinley case.
That's not for two weeks.

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Tomorrow.
Scheduling disaster,
you don't want to hear it.

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You gotta get the boys okay
to move the hearing up,

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and you gotta do that
whole legal advice thing.

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- Will you ask someone else?
- I'm asking you.

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Let me work with Chase.
House should have separate counsel.

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Stop looking for
whatever you're looking for.

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For the last month, House has been
crowing that you can't work with him
because you're just swooning in love.

45
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There is nothing approaching love
in what I feel about him right now.

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Well if you can't work with him,
it amounts to the same thing.

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We had a fight. It's awkward.
Why not use another lawyer?

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Because 40% of our lawsuits
last year were about House.

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You can't work with him,
you can't work here.

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She's over-reacting.

51
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You snuck into her shrink's office
and read her private file.

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When Nixon did that,
he got impeached.

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So you're saying
I'm not allowed to have oral sex
with an intern either?

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- Yes!
- And yes.

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The file got me
on the floor of her attic
with her pouring out her soul.

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The only thing I did wrong
was get caught.

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Where's Chase?

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He's too busy to service you
until after work.

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I got a couple of minutes though.

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Feel free to
say something like

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"what'll we do with
the time left over?"

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Or you could just stew.
That works as well.

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She stews
before she gets violent.

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This one says you're okay with
moving the disciplinary hearing
to tomorrow.

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This one says I've advised you
of your legal rights.

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Uh huh, any legal rights
I should know about?

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Nope.

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Great.

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And you thought
this was going to be awkward.

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You shouldn't sign it.

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Postponing is almost always
the smart thing to do.
Tempers cool, memories fade.

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- They rule on me it's done, right?
- Yeah, but...

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Then let's get it over with.

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- Have you ever done
a peer review before?
- No.

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Good.

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Here's a misnomer,
these are your bosses.

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This will cost you
some money, some privileges,

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or it could cost you your career.

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All I can tell them is what happened.

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There's an objective reality
to what happened and that
committee is never going to know it.

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All they're going to know is
what they picture happened,

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which depends a little
on what you tell them,
and a whole lot...

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on HOW you tell them.

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May 11th.

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- Patient presented to the clinic...
- What's her name?

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- It's in the file.
- Do you know it?

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Then use it.

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Kayla presented to the clinic
with multiple joint and stomach pain.

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Dr. Foreman was called in
for a neurological consult.

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What's the point of this, man?

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Checking your sister's
cerebral coordination.

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The thing is in her leg
and her stomach.

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Wait in the clinic for six hours
so she can play patty cake?

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She could have gone
to the ER last night.

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Oh yeah?
You wanna come over
and babysit her kids?

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Ok, patient comes from
a family of jerks, I get it.

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Can you stick to the medicine?

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Something wrong?

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There was some uveitis.

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Meaning?

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Her iris?
The colour part of her eye
was inflamed.

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Meaning?

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Worst case, blindness.

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But there was an upside.

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It was weird enough
to get House interested.

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Young woman, joint pain.
Gonorrhea is a possibility.

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It's probably articular.
Maybe rheumatoid.

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It's typically small joints,
it's her knee.

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Takayasu's arthritis.

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Get a sed rate
and serologies.

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Child proof.

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How many kids are
hopped up on vicodin?

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Gimme.

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Right.

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Like I'd ever get it back.

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Chase.

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Don't care about the vicodin.

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Might not just be her arteries,
could be all her blood vessels.

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Vasculitis,
with stomach pain,
so... Bichette's.

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No, she'd have oral sores.

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Or genital.

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Go find them.

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I thought
she was Foreman's patient,
why did you do the exam?

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She'd have oral sores.

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Or genital. Go find them.

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Woah woah Foreman...
Chase can handle the pelvic.

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Any pain?

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Is it bad?

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This will go a little easier
if you talk to me.

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I'm sorry.

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I umm...
I just really hate hospitals.

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When I was 12,
had my tonsils out.

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Got to skip school,
lots of ice cream,
made me want to be a doctor.

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My mom... died
when I was 8 so...

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I spent months
at Princeton General.

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She died of TT's?
Your mom?

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Bottles stashed around the house?
Mood swings? That whole deal?

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You've been there?

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My mom. Dad left,
mom crawled inside a bottle.

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Made for a great Year 12
of high school.

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You ok with your dad now?

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No.

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Does your dad have
anything to do with this story?

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No, it's just...

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Okay, I get it,
the two of you bonded, which is why
you probably haven't been sued.

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Patients never sue doctors they like. But keep it brief, ok?

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The panel doesn't like to think
they're being manipulated
when they're being manipulated.

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She had some ulceration.

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Confirming Bichette's?

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I gave her some
prednisone, an antacid

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and I ran a pathogy test on her arm,
takes 24 hours to confirm.

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Told her any doctor could check it out.

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You didn't make an appointment?

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Nope. She just showed up.

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Uh huh.

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Dr. Chase.

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Hi.

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All right, let's take a look.

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Okay, those little pustules
means it's positive.

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Talk to Nurse Previn,
get an appointment with
Dr. Broston in rheumatology.

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Bichette's is very treatable. You're going to be fine.

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Okay. Thanks.

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And you were just chatting
on the phone to someone and
she just happened to run into you.

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That's what happened.

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No appointment?
No real examination?

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Just gave her the test results.

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So, lower standard of care,
you really couldn't be expected to
notice there was anything else wrong.

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We didn't even go
into an exam room.

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As your lawyer,

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I can't stop you from lying,
I can't even be in the room,

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but I would be remiss
if I didn't prep you until I'm better.

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You wrote her a prescription,
which means there was an examination.

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What really happened?

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I was on the phone.

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Dr. Chase?

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Kayla. I'm here
for the test... my arm?

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Oh. Oh yeah... umm, okay.

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It's positive. Talk to Nurse Previn,
get an appointment with
Dr. Broston in rheumatology.

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I took that medicine
you gave me, but
my stomach still hurts.

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Bichette's can be stronger
than we thought, or it could be
reflux from the prednisone.

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This is a stronger antacid.

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Doctor...

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Yes?

186
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Nothing.

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You didn't ask her anything
about the stomach pain?

188
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I made one little mistake.

189
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As little mistakes go,
that was a biggie.

190
00:10:03,843 --> 00:10:06,828
She's only advising Chase?
Not you?

191
00:10:06,912 --> 00:10:08,721
Well what's the committee
going to do to me?

192
00:10:08,805 --> 00:10:10,106
I haven't even met this patient.

193
00:10:10,190 --> 00:10:14,279
Your disdain for human interaction
doesn't exculpate you, it inculpates you.

194
00:10:14,446 --> 00:10:16,770
Besides the charts,
you're responsible for
everything Chase does.

195
00:10:16,854 --> 00:10:17,942
Which is why
this doesn't matter.

196
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She protects Chase,
she protects me.

197
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Unless her advice to Chase is
to make a deal and give you up.

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"I'm so sorry, if only
Dr. House had paid attention,

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he'd never even met her,
he never does."

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00:10:31,134 --> 00:10:33,920
Chase loves me.
And isn't Turkish.

201
00:10:34,018 --> 00:10:36,450
Cameron loves you.
Chase loves his job.

202
00:10:36,534 --> 00:10:38,723
You really think
Stacy hates me that much?

203
00:10:38,831 --> 00:10:41,859
I think right now
she hates you
more than enough.

204
00:10:42,283 --> 00:10:45,200
You think
emotion only affects
doctor's judgments?

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Everything stems
from that one interaction,
they're going to slam you on it.

206
00:10:52,970 --> 00:10:54,456
Were you distracted,
your problem.

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00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:56,188
Overworked,
that's their problem.

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00:10:56,378 --> 00:10:57,627
Forgetful, yours, lazy...

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00:10:57,711 --> 00:10:59,482
I just figured
the stomach pain
was the Bichette's.

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Any doctor would have
thought the same.

211
00:11:00,872 --> 00:11:03,371
Then why did you call her
an hour after she left the clinic?

212
00:11:04,244 --> 00:11:07,092
Nurse Previn said you asked her
to have Kayla come back in.

213
00:11:07,176 --> 00:11:10,904
The way she hesitated
I thought she might have
had a doorknob question.

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00:11:12,003 --> 00:11:16,276
Patient comes in,
says he's got a sniffly nose,
you examine him for 10 minutes right?

215
00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:21,260
Then you're leaving,
hand on the doorknob, and he says
"oh yeah and my penis has turned green".

216
00:11:21,344 --> 00:11:24,158
Embarrassing question,
only important when
patient saves it for last,

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00:11:24,242 --> 00:11:27,272
so you knew
she was about to ask
the most important question...

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00:11:27,619 --> 00:11:28,722
and you left.

219
00:11:28,957 --> 00:11:31,827
No. I didn't.
I figured it out later.

220
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What changed?

221
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Nothing.

222
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Bad answer.

223
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I wasn't thinking clearly at first.

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Worst answer.

225
00:11:38,946 --> 00:11:40,986
What was her doorknob question?

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I figured it might be
blood in her stool,

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which could indicate
a bleeding ulcer.

228
00:11:46,986 --> 00:11:47,530
Talk to me.

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00:11:47,614 --> 00:11:49,910
35-yr-old female vomiting
massive amounts of blood.

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LOC at work,
BP 80 over 20, heart rate 140.

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Push flows?

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3 litres in the field,
and we're boosting
another one right now.

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00:11:56,873 --> 00:11:58,278
It's gotta be a bleeding ulcer, doc.

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00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:00,910
Co-worker says that she's been
eating ibuprofens like candy.

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00:12:01,868 --> 00:12:03,429
I thought she had Bichette's.

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00:12:03,618 --> 00:12:05,418
1, 2, 3.

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I'm in her stomach.
There's too much blood, I can't see.

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00:12:25,294 --> 00:12:26,532
She burst an artery?

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00:12:26,819 --> 00:12:31,053
No, there.
Bubbling, just a bad ulcer.
Cauterizing.

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- Can't see, use more saline.
- Hold on!

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00:12:33,765 --> 00:12:34,749
Okay.

242
00:12:35,826 --> 00:12:37,533
Looks good.

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00:12:37,617 --> 00:12:41,397
Bleeding ulcer. We got it.
She was fine 2 hours ago.

244
00:12:41,481 --> 00:12:43,282
Systolic BP's 70.

245
00:12:43,366 --> 00:12:44,355
Where's the ulcer?

246
00:12:44,439 --> 00:12:47,254
It's brown. I cauterized it.
It must be something else.

247
00:12:47,649 --> 00:12:49,176
There.
Second ulcer?

248
00:12:49,225 --> 00:12:51,855
Not anymore.
It perforated.

249
00:12:52,737 --> 00:12:53,928
Get her to an OR!

250
00:12:54,012 --> 00:12:56,770
The surgeons were able to
suture the perforation.

251
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:59,436
But the contents
of the patient's ...

252
00:12:59,749 --> 00:13:03,333
Kayla's stomach had
spilled into her body.

253
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:04,446
She got septic.

254
00:13:04,530 --> 00:13:06,598
Then the infection
lowers her blood pressure...

255
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,400
50 over *** at one point.

256
00:13:08,617 --> 00:13:10,643
It damaged
her liver and kidneys.

257
00:13:12,478 --> 00:13:18,508
Listen, I know this looks bad,
I obviously got the diagnosis wrong
but I did everything by the book.

258
00:13:18,592 --> 00:13:20,734
I couldn't have known
what was going to happen.

259
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:25,447
If I skip my coffee I get cranky.
Do you want anything?

260
00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:35,521
Why did Chase screw up?

261
00:13:35,671 --> 00:13:38,477
He forgot to ask her a question,
does there need to be a reason?

262
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,980
It might help him.

263
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:43,119
As far as I'm concerned,
he made a little mistake. It happens.

264
00:13:43,203 --> 00:13:44,629
How far are you concerned?

265
00:13:44,732 --> 00:13:46,077
You think I'm biased?

266
00:13:46,476 --> 00:13:49,350
You're colleagues.
You've worked together
for over a year.

267
00:13:49,605 --> 00:13:51,614
And everyone says
you slept together.

268
00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,348
Who says?

269
00:13:53,449 --> 00:13:56,185
The correct answer is
"we're not involved
and I'm not biased".

270
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,990
We're not involved.
And I don't know
why he messed up.

271
00:13:59,785 --> 00:14:02,156
House has worked with him
longer than I have.

272
00:14:02,307 --> 00:14:04,016
You should talk to House.

273
00:14:06,004 --> 00:14:08,882
Yeah.
Why did Chase screw up?

274
00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:11,700
Because he doesn't
give a crap about patients.

275
00:14:11,762 --> 00:14:13,759
Well he always gets
positive patient reviews.

276
00:14:13,825 --> 00:14:17,593
Yeah.
He smiles all 84 of his teeth,
tells them his tonsil story.

277
00:14:17,641 --> 00:14:18,603
It's a nice story.

278
00:14:18,687 --> 00:14:20,228
He still has his tonsils.

279
00:14:20,331 --> 00:14:21,625
As soon as
he's out of the room,

280
00:14:21,709 --> 00:14:25,284
which is as soon as
he can be out of the room,
he starts in on the trash talk.

281
00:14:25,368 --> 00:14:30,032
Thinks not giving a crap
makes him like House.
Like something to aspire to.

282
00:14:31,185 --> 00:14:32,567
Am I going to have to testify?

283
00:14:32,636 --> 00:14:35,337
I won't be
encouraging them to call you.

284
00:14:35,479 --> 00:14:36,908
What'd House say?

285
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:44,040
Two months like this.

286
00:14:44,305 --> 00:14:48,239
Let me guess, no insurance.
Just heard about the free clinic.

287
00:14:48,306 --> 00:14:49,312
It's a good move.

288
00:14:49,463 --> 00:14:54,032
You don't want to skimp
on the essentials like
wristwatches, MP3 players.

289
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,027
I need to talk to you.

290
00:14:56,505 --> 00:14:57,534
From the doorway?

291
00:14:57,618 --> 00:15:00,851
- It's confidential.
- Cool. I love gossip.

292
00:15:02,957 --> 00:15:06,677
Hear that crackling sound
like crumpling up paper?

293
00:15:06,987 --> 00:15:09,532
Keep listening.
Let me know if it changes.

294
00:15:19,534 --> 00:15:23,151
Two questions.
Why did Chase screw up
and how bad was it?

295
00:15:23,294 --> 00:15:25,252
Wow. Talk about efficient.

296
00:15:25,336 --> 00:15:27,561
I only need one answer,
Chase didn't screw up.

297
00:15:27,645 --> 00:15:28,720
He said he did.

298
00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:31,865
Well I'm not a lawyer,
but that seems like
a sucky legal strategy.

299
00:15:31,949 --> 00:15:35,227
Look I don't wanna know
what you think a reasonable doctor
would have done in Chase's position.

300
00:15:35,311 --> 00:15:38,103
If I thought
he was a 'reasonable' doctor,
I wouldn't have hired him.

301
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,750
God, you two are
a couple of geniuses.

302
00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:42,987
Deny everything,
completely fool the lawyer
who's trying to help you.

303
00:15:43,071 --> 00:15:45,760
Too bad the review committee
members are actually doctors.

304
00:15:46,891 --> 00:15:48,426
Stacy.

305
00:15:52,145 --> 00:15:55,467
I'm in her stomach.
There's too much blood,
I can't see.

306
00:15:55,551 --> 00:15:56,516
She burst an artery?

307
00:15:56,600 --> 00:16:00,391
No. There.
Bubbling, just a bad ulcer.

308
00:16:01,565 --> 00:16:04,769
Okay, cauterizing.
Looks good.

309
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:08,650
Bleeding ulcer, we've got it.
She was fine 2 hours ago.

310
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:14,469
If by fine, you mean she had fountains
of blood spurting out of every orifice
then yeah, I believe you.

311
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:18,063
I'm guessing
those are salvatory bells.

312
00:16:18,147 --> 00:16:19,622
Systolic BP's 70.

313
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:20,672
Show me the ulcer.

314
00:16:20,756 --> 00:16:21,943
It's brown.
I cauterized it.

315
00:16:22,027 --> 00:16:23,995
Sweep back, show me
the whole stomach.

316
00:16:26,545 --> 00:16:27,580
Stop.

317
00:16:27,974 --> 00:16:29,162
Second ulcer?

318
00:16:29,246 --> 00:16:31,721
Not anymore.
It perforated.

319
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,699
Get her to an OR!

320
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:35,604
Let's go.

321
00:16:38,069 --> 00:16:41,139
She was not fine
2 hours ago.

322
00:16:41,288 --> 00:16:42,600
She mentioned
stomach pain?

323
00:16:42,684 --> 00:16:43,949
Yeah, so I gave her a stronger...

324
00:16:44,033 --> 00:16:45,001
You didn't do an exam.

325
00:16:45,106 --> 00:16:48,505
She just came in for a follow-up.
The results of the pathogen test.

326
00:16:48,589 --> 00:16:51,109
Did you listen to her stomach?
Check her vitals?

327
00:16:51,193 --> 00:16:55,033
Maybe if she'd said something
about taking ibuprofen,
mentioned the rectal bleeding!

328
00:16:55,117 --> 00:16:57,995
Yeah, why didn't she go to
med school like you did?

329
00:16:58,079 --> 00:17:00,952
Diarrhoea! Blood in the stool!
These are routine questions...

330
00:17:01,036 --> 00:17:02,779
Doctors skip all the time!

331
00:17:02,779 --> 00:17:04,756
It was a minor mistake;
I couldn't have known
it was going to happen...

332
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:07,008
Mistakes are as serious
as the results they cause!

333
00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:10,189
This woman could die
because you were too lazy
to ask one simple question!

334
00:17:10,189 --> 00:17:13,961
No! She might die
because I had the bad luck
to spill your damn vicodin pills!

335
00:17:14,068 --> 00:17:15,982
And I responded
with a number of

336
00:17:16,144 --> 00:17:20,054
trenchant remarks which
made Chase cry, none of which
I'm going to testify about.

337
00:17:20,214 --> 00:17:22,542
Unless you convince
Chase to row on me.

338
00:17:23,328 --> 00:17:26,804
Excuse me,
testify about what?

339
00:17:27,281 --> 00:17:28,699
Uhh...

340
00:17:29,993 --> 00:17:31,381
Chuck.

341
00:17:31,532 --> 00:17:35,828
I'm going to break from
the parable of the wicked doctor
and tell a little story about a patient.

342
00:17:35,912 --> 00:17:37,312
Let's call him...

343
00:17:37,479 --> 00:17:41,531
Buck, who has low O2 stats
and crackling lung sounds.

344
00:17:41,657 --> 00:17:42,581
Like I have?

345
00:17:42,657 --> 00:17:45,969
Buck has idiopathic
pulmonary fibrosis.

346
00:17:46,054 --> 00:17:48,220
His lung tissue's turning to rock.

347
00:17:48,846 --> 00:17:52,287
There's no known cause,
no treatment.
He is slowly suffocating.

348
00:17:52,386 --> 00:17:53,495
You're talking about me?

349
00:17:53,579 --> 00:17:56,102
Lung transplant's
about a half a million dollars,

350
00:17:56,187 --> 00:17:57,762
but this poor sucker's
got no insurance.

351
00:17:57,861 --> 00:18:01,145
If he tried to sign up now,
he'd be excluded,
pre-existing condition.

352
00:18:01,207 --> 00:18:03,032
But let me confirm
with my lawyer.

353
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:05,618
She confirms.

354
00:18:06,024 --> 00:18:10,506
If only Buck hadn't been
diagnosed with fibrosis
before he got insurance.

355
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:13,362
So... back to the exam.

356
00:18:24,063 --> 00:18:26,466
That's how you tell
this guy he's dying?

357
00:18:26,550 --> 00:18:30,867
Oh relax. He's got a cold,
and soon, health insurance.

358
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:34,121
Such a hero.
Always righting wrongs.

359
00:18:34,352 --> 00:18:36,187
Who cares
who you have to manipulate.

360
00:18:36,271 --> 00:18:40,537
I'm sorry. I didn't realise
you and Buck were so close.

361
00:18:43,711 --> 00:18:45,114
It's a point of principle.

362
00:18:45,114 --> 00:18:47,609
Right. It's got nothing to do
with what I did to you.

363
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:49,368
There's nothing
for us to talk about.

364
00:18:49,513 --> 00:18:52,161
That's why you're following me.
I read some notes...

365
00:18:52,245 --> 00:18:53,043
If Chase screwed up...

366
00:18:53,127 --> 00:18:56,506
I was wrong.
Terribly, terribly sorry.

367
00:18:56,590 --> 00:18:58,908
If Chase screwed up so badly,
why didn't you fire him?

368
00:18:58,992 --> 00:19:00,302
He has great hair.

369
00:19:01,665 --> 00:19:02,809
What are you hiding?

370
00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:04,125
I'm gay.

371
00:19:04,609 --> 00:19:06,030
Oh, that's not what you meant.

372
00:19:06,541 --> 00:19:07,932
It does explain a lot though.

373
00:19:08,090 --> 00:19:12,425
No girlfriend,
always with Wilson,
obsession with sneakers...

374
00:19:13,994 --> 00:19:15,727
Diarrhoea, blood in the stool.

375
00:19:15,786 --> 00:19:18,974
Two simple questions you could
have asked her six months ago
and averted this whole thing.

376
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:21,523
You didn't ask either, why?

377
00:19:22,512 --> 00:19:25,492
Judging from your question,
and your demeanour,

378
00:19:25,681 --> 00:19:27,938
I assume you were
visiting with House.

379
00:19:28,662 --> 00:19:30,589
Been over this.
I don't know.

380
00:19:30,673 --> 00:19:33,512
- Good doctors don't make mistakes...
- Good doctors never forget to ask questions?

381
00:19:33,596 --> 00:19:35,974
Then you've got your answer,
apparently I'm not a good doctor!

382
00:19:36,058 --> 00:19:39,014
FYI, self-pity generally is not
a good strategy in these hearings.

383
00:19:39,098 --> 00:19:41,149
What happened
after the operation?

384
00:19:42,498 --> 00:19:44,334
The kidney damage
isn't so bad.

385
00:19:44,658 --> 00:19:46,497
The liver damage is
more worrisome.

386
00:19:46,582 --> 00:19:48,338
There's no dialysis for livers.

387
00:19:48,499 --> 00:19:51,753
I know, but if she loses her liver
she can get a transplant, right?

388
00:19:51,817 --> 00:19:53,934
We can put her on a list.

389
00:19:54,629 --> 00:19:56,192
I could do it.

390
00:19:56,705 --> 00:19:57,963
I could give her part of my liver.

391
00:19:58,047 --> 00:20:01,975
Surgeons won't operate
unless the donor's had
a long time to weigh the decision.

392
00:20:02,098 --> 00:20:03,597
There's black markets.

393
00:20:03,783 --> 00:20:05,392
Those organs...
That's just...

394
00:20:05,476 --> 00:20:08,589
Ooh... ohhh my stomach!

395
00:20:08,673 --> 00:20:10,582
- Are they constant?
- Ohh... oh yeah!

396
00:20:10,666 --> 00:20:12,962
- Sharp or dull?
- Oh I don't know!

397
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:13,860
It's bad.

398
00:20:14,706 --> 00:20:16,032
It's a little cold.

399
00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:18,794
- Appendicitis?
- No, it's a clot.

400
00:20:18,878 --> 00:20:21,589
Nurse! Call the OR,
we've got to prep her
for an embolectomy.

401
00:20:21,674 --> 00:20:23,214
Oh, ohhh!

402
00:20:23,909 --> 00:20:26,401
A CVC, PT and a liver panel.

403
00:20:26,874 --> 00:20:30,178
Sepsis had lowered her BP so much
she got clots in her liver.

404
00:20:30,244 --> 00:20:34,111
They blocked the hepatic artery,
cut off the blood flow.
Her liver was shocked.

405
00:20:34,195 --> 00:20:36,782
Did Cuddy list her though?
With all the other problems?

406
00:20:38,448 --> 00:20:42,105
Forget it. We can't give
a liver to a woman this sick.

407
00:20:42,189 --> 00:20:43,451
Do you listen to
what you're saying?

408
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:47,456
There is no point in
giving a new liver to somebody
who also has vasculitis.

409
00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:48,325
Treatable.

410
00:20:48,409 --> 00:20:49,670
And kidney damage.

411
00:20:49,796 --> 00:20:50,482
It's healing.

412
00:20:50,566 --> 00:20:52,521
You know what's
really killing her?

413
00:20:52,593 --> 00:20:55,672
Chase forgot to ask a standard
question about stomach pain,

414
00:20:55,756 --> 00:20:59,267
so he missed the diagnosis,
so she perforated,
so she got sepsis,

415
00:20:59,351 --> 00:21:02,831
so her BP tanks,
so she got blood clots,
so she lost her liver.

416
00:21:02,831 --> 00:21:06,624
Livers are important, Cuddy.
Can't live without them,
hence the name.

417
00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:09,825
And here's the big issue,
Chase is a hospital employee,

418
00:21:09,909 --> 00:21:15,063
and Kayla is the sympathetic
mother of those 2 jury-friendly
moppets Kayleb and Cody.

419
00:21:15,165 --> 00:21:16,354
Dory and Nicky.

420
00:21:16,438 --> 00:21:24,433
Your point, beyond just trying to
make Chase wet himself seems to be
that the hospital faces liability here.

421
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:28,554
Well thanks for clearing that up.
I still need a medical reason to list her.

422
00:21:28,554 --> 00:21:30,087
That is a medical reason!

423
00:21:30,223 --> 00:21:34,386
The family wins
this hospital in a lawsuit,
they'll turn it into condos.

424
00:21:34,685 --> 00:21:38,103
And people will die
waiting outside a condo
for medical care.

425
00:21:43,478 --> 00:21:50,362
Start praying for a 12-car pile-up
on the turnpike 'cause we're not
exactly swimming in livers over here.

426
00:21:54,236 --> 00:21:57,869
When you're testifying,
skip the details on how
House convinced Cuddy.

427
00:21:57,953 --> 00:22:01,111
I don't think the people who got
bumped down the transplant list
need to know why.

428
00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:02,575
It didn't matter anyway.

429
00:22:02,743 --> 00:22:04,053
She next on the list?

430
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:04,733
Yes.

431
00:22:04,817 --> 00:22:06,953
But she's AB negative.

432
00:22:07,239 --> 00:22:08,303
Very rare.

433
00:22:10,094 --> 00:22:12,131
How long can she
go on like this?

434
00:22:12,325 --> 00:22:14,124
Probably another day or two.

435
00:22:17,038 --> 00:22:18,152
I'm donating my liver.

436
00:22:18,245 --> 00:22:19,437
Sam, we've talked about this.

437
00:22:19,521 --> 00:22:22,413
I'm a perfect match.
6 out of 6 HLA proteins.

438
00:22:22,581 --> 00:22:24,125
How'd you get
checked out so fast?

439
00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:26,493
I know a guy
in medical testing
and I paid him to rush it.

440
00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:28,623
Sam bribed someone
to rush his test?

441
00:22:28,707 --> 00:22:29,592
Wouldn't you?

442
00:22:29,742 --> 00:22:33,245
Someone's going to get
the blame for what happened,
so the more we spread it around...

443
00:22:33,599 --> 00:22:38,183
might as well... you said
no surgeon would do a live donor
transplant on such short notice.

444
00:22:38,461 --> 00:22:40,917
House took care of that too.

445
00:22:43,553 --> 00:22:45,464
Your patient's hardly clotting.

446
00:22:46,221 --> 00:22:49,382
Sub-Q vitamin K and
fresh frozen plasma pre-op.

447
00:22:49,466 --> 00:22:50,240
Pretty risky.

448
00:22:50,351 --> 00:22:53,144
Well that's why I came to
the best transplant surgeon
in the hospital.

449
00:22:53,228 --> 00:22:54,849
She's dead without you.

450
00:22:57,012 --> 00:22:58,621
Get her in this afternoon.

451
00:22:58,705 --> 00:23:01,262
Thank you very much.

452
00:23:01,346 --> 00:23:02,502
My pleasure.

453
00:23:03,102 --> 00:23:05,598
And this was right before
you ran the marathon, I suppose?

454
00:23:05,682 --> 00:23:09,737
Was it the part where
he warmly clasped my hands
in thanks, was that too much?

455
00:23:09,802 --> 00:23:10,770
What'd you do to him?

456
00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:13,633
The hospital lawyer asks me
if I did something unethical.

457
00:23:13,717 --> 00:23:16,340
If I did,
the last person I tell is
the hospital lawyer,

458
00:23:16,424 --> 00:23:18,748
especially since she's gone
all 'old testament' on me.

459
00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:20,022
You'll tell me.

460
00:23:20,321 --> 00:23:22,058
Oh. Ok then.

461
00:23:22,438 --> 00:23:25,233
One caveat,
I've moved past threesomes.

462
00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:26,735
I'm now into foursomes.

463
00:23:26,819 --> 00:23:29,404
If someone backs out then
you've still got a threesome.

464
00:23:29,590 --> 00:23:31,940
If two people back out,
you're still having sex.

465
00:23:32,132 --> 00:23:33,587
You'd be amazed.
Even if three people...

466
00:23:33,671 --> 00:23:35,677
Anything you say
is attorney-client.

467
00:23:35,761 --> 00:23:38,006
So you can get advice about
the bad bad thing you did,

468
00:23:38,090 --> 00:23:40,724
knowing I'll be tortured
because I can't tell a soul.

469
00:23:42,244 --> 00:23:44,307
Actually, it is kinda cool.

470
00:23:45,372 --> 00:23:48,226
Are you completely
out of your mind?

471
00:23:48,535 --> 00:23:52,700
She's dying on her own,
why would I volunteer
to be her executioner?

472
00:23:52,910 --> 00:23:56,103
I'd just be inviting
a lawsuit from the brother,
no matter what!

473
00:23:58,052 --> 00:23:59,695
5 grand.

474
00:23:59,926 --> 00:24:01,200
And that's just ante money.

475
00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:03,543
After the surgery,
you get another 15.

476
00:24:03,627 --> 00:24:05,321
Though I warn you,
that includes the tip.

477
00:24:08,129 --> 00:24:13,897
I make 600 grand a year,
you think I'm going to risk tanking
my percentages for 20 thousand?

478
00:24:14,149 --> 00:24:15,428
It's tax free.

479
00:24:15,575 --> 00:24:18,918
For the record,
I hope the department
takes you and Chase

480
00:24:19,002 --> 00:24:22,258
and drop-kicks both your asses
out the back door.

481
00:24:23,132 --> 00:24:24,433
Great.

482
00:24:24,888 --> 00:24:28,950
That means I don't have to
bother welshing on the 15 grand
I would have owed you.

483
00:24:29,810 --> 00:24:32,458
If you don't do the surgery,
I'm going to tell your wife

484
00:24:32,830 --> 00:24:35,806
that you've been sleeping
with a series of nurses.

485
00:24:36,271 --> 00:24:39,063
Currently Nurse Cuttler
in Radiology.

486
00:24:39,564 --> 00:24:42,701
Now what's 600 grand
divided by two?

487
00:24:42,908 --> 00:24:47,317
Last Christmas party,
Nurse Cuttler handed you
one of those little hotdogs.

488
00:24:47,425 --> 00:24:49,339
And you didn't thank her.

489
00:24:49,631 --> 00:24:53,186
Well that only happens
when you're very very intimate.

490
00:24:53,789 --> 00:24:57,466
That and the fact that
you've been practically dancing
around with your zipper open,

491
00:24:57,658 --> 00:24:59,814
used condom stuck in your shoe.

492
00:24:59,898 --> 00:25:02,132
Your wife is apparently
the only one who doesn't know.

493
00:25:02,278 --> 00:25:03,885
There is no way you'll tell her.

494
00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:06,891
Of course I won't.
I'm much too cowardly.

495
00:25:07,059 --> 00:25:09,172
No, I'd just send
an anonymous letter.

496
00:25:09,318 --> 00:25:10,688
Now I've uh...

497
00:25:10,772 --> 00:25:13,751
I've got an OR booked
for 4 this afternoon.

498
00:25:13,937 --> 00:25:15,542
Are you free?

499
00:25:17,935 --> 00:25:21,960
Hmm. Oh, and
for the record,

500
00:25:22,066 --> 00:25:25,216
you are the worst
transplant surgeon
in this hospital.

501
00:25:25,342 --> 00:25:29,006
But unfortunately,
you're the only one who's
currently cheating on his wife.

502
00:25:35,773 --> 00:25:38,454
You bribed him and then
you blackmailed him?

503
00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:41,515
She'd have been dead
in 2 days if I hadn't made
Ayersman do the surgery.

504
00:25:41,575 --> 00:25:43,882
Leave the blackmail out of
the story you tell the committee.

505
00:25:43,966 --> 00:25:46,044
Tried to leave it out of
the story I told you.

506
00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:48,320
And then there was
that incident in the parking lot.

507
00:25:48,689 --> 00:25:51,298
Don't do that! Wait!
What are you nuts?

508
00:25:51,791 --> 00:25:54,392
Please! I didn't do it!
I didn't do anything!

509
00:25:54,393 --> 00:25:55,551
- No!
- Please!

510
00:25:55,735 --> 00:25:58,814
Apparently, someone sent
an anonymous letter to his wife.

511
00:25:58,917 --> 00:26:02,714
You blackmailed Ayersman
before he performed the surgery
and then you ratted him out anyway?

512
00:26:02,798 --> 00:26:04,063
Doesn't seem fair, does it?

513
00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:05,763
You just can't
control yourself, can you?

514
00:26:05,830 --> 00:26:08,208
No matter how stupid,
how self-destructive...

515
00:26:08,292 --> 00:26:09,571
To make this conversation easier,

516
00:26:09,656 --> 00:26:14,301
can we discard the fiction that
we're talking about anything
other than what I did to you?

517
00:26:14,697 --> 00:26:17,340
You're not mad
because I broke into
your psychiatrist's office.

518
00:26:17,424 --> 00:26:18,572
Yeah, I was
thrilled about that.

519
00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:19,850
Okay, it was
a lousy thing to do,

520
00:26:19,935 --> 00:26:23,376
but if what I'd found was that
everything was all kittens
and moonbeams in Markville,

521
00:26:23,461 --> 00:26:25,816
- you'd be over it.
- No I wouldn't!

522
00:26:25,915 --> 00:26:28,348
You're mad at me for
letting you know what I did

523
00:26:28,578 --> 00:26:30,708
because you liked
where things were going.

524
00:26:33,331 --> 00:26:35,841
And for that
I actually am sorry.

525
00:26:36,232 --> 00:26:37,753
It was stupid.

526
00:26:48,503 --> 00:26:51,141
Let me tell you a story
about a patient.

527
00:26:51,471 --> 00:26:55,003
The patient we'll call Fusan.

528
00:26:55,826 --> 00:26:58,065
Because Sam had
rushed his tests,

529
00:26:58,127 --> 00:27:01,180
we were able to get them
into surgery that afternoon.

530
00:27:02,034 --> 00:27:05,267
Dr. Ayersman performed
the live donor transplant.

531
00:27:05,732 --> 00:27:10,292
He ressected
the right lobe, hepatic vein,
and hepatic artery of Sam's liver,

532
00:27:10,448 --> 00:27:14,663
and transplanted it into Kayla.
The operation was a success.

533
00:27:14,747 --> 00:27:18,082
Kayla and Sam continued
to receive routine care.

534
00:27:18,858 --> 00:27:22,767
Two months later,
she came by for an exam.

535
00:27:22,851 --> 00:27:26,039
July 24th, be precise.
You did the exam?

536
00:27:26,123 --> 00:27:27,700
- Honestly, I just wanted to...
- Honestly?

537
00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:29,076
So you've been
lying up until now?

538
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,694
Let's make a deal.
I won't use the word
'honestly', and

539
00:27:31,807 --> 00:27:34,997
you'll quit stopping by
to see House so you don't
take it out on me afterwards,

540
00:27:35,101 --> 00:27:36,102
how about that?

541
00:27:38,404 --> 00:27:40,960
I wanted to be as far away
from Kayla as possible,

542
00:27:41,505 --> 00:27:43,354
but House was
rubbing my nose in it.

543
00:27:43,452 --> 00:27:45,058
How are the girls?

544
00:27:45,398 --> 00:27:46,993
They're great.

545
00:27:47,162 --> 00:27:50,400
Dory had her first crush,
which was cute.

546
00:27:50,465 --> 00:27:51,202
Oh yeah?

547
00:27:51,454 --> 00:27:55,693
And then her first sort of
break up, which was not so cute.

548
00:27:57,916 --> 00:28:01,355
You're hot. 99.3

549
00:28:01,829 --> 00:28:03,367
- You been coughing?
- No.

550
00:28:03,451 --> 00:28:06,174
- Pain in urinating?
- No.

551
00:28:07,925 --> 00:28:10,523
99's not that high, is it?

552
00:28:10,866 --> 00:28:14,350
Immunosuppressants block fevers,
you shouldn't have one at all.

553
00:28:15,852 --> 00:28:18,559
I'm sending a nurse
in here to draw cultures,

554
00:28:19,104 --> 00:28:20,856
and I'm ordering
a chest x-ray.

555
00:28:20,922 --> 00:28:22,837
I wasn't making
any more mistakes.

556
00:28:22,921 --> 00:28:24,961
Another phrase to avoid
in front of the committee.

557
00:28:25,030 --> 00:28:27,255
She spikes a fever
an hour later.

558
00:28:27,339 --> 00:28:30,947
Her AST and ALT are up.
She's rejecting the liver.

559
00:28:31,031 --> 00:28:34,700
No, it's just an infection.
One of our cultures
is growing a strep.

560
00:28:34,784 --> 00:28:36,281
Just one?
Probably a contaminant.

561
00:28:36,365 --> 00:28:39,125
She's dehydrated,
her haematocrit's way up, it's strep!

562
00:28:39,209 --> 00:28:40,593
Transaminases are up too.

563
00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:41,828
It's just stress
from the strep.

564
00:28:41,912 --> 00:28:45,093
Geez, Chase,
you and this strep.
Get a room already.

565
00:28:45,177 --> 00:28:47,141
She's not rejecting the liver!

566
00:28:47,963 --> 00:28:50,242
It's just an infection,
she'll be fine.

567
00:28:50,502 --> 00:28:52,037
Worst case
we could re-list her.

568
00:28:52,121 --> 00:28:53,164
You House?

569
00:28:53,385 --> 00:28:56,905
Umm... well that depends.
Are you going to hit.

570
00:28:57,014 --> 00:28:58,161
Dr. House?

571
00:28:58,825 --> 00:29:01,553
You haven't even seen my sister
and you're being cute with me?

572
00:29:01,637 --> 00:29:04,735
Sam, we're talking about her
right now. Her fever might...

573
00:29:04,819 --> 00:29:08,970
Could be Hep B, Hep C, right?
It's treatable. You give her
interferon, she's ok.

574
00:29:09,191 --> 00:29:09,884
Right?

575
00:29:10,037 --> 00:29:11,643
You know a lot
about hepatitis.

576
00:29:11,727 --> 00:29:13,555
He just donated his liver.

577
00:29:14,715 --> 00:29:17,287
You're flushed.
You sick?

578
00:29:17,397 --> 00:29:18,168
I'm tired.

579
00:29:18,282 --> 00:29:20,526
You're hiding
the fact that you're sick.

580
00:29:21,339 --> 00:29:23,040
- Now why would you do that?
- Hey, wait, what are you...

581
00:29:23,106 --> 00:29:27,618
Now either you specifically
asked for a tattoo of a heart that's
been left out in the sun too long,

582
00:29:27,702 --> 00:29:29,618
or that is a really
bad home job.

583
00:29:29,744 --> 00:29:33,218
It's a very common way
of getting Hep C, which you have.

584
00:29:33,537 --> 00:29:35,262
You've had it a long time.

585
00:29:39,712 --> 00:29:41,364
It was going to keep me
from giving my liver.

586
00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:43,441
You paid off that lab tech
to say you were clean?

587
00:29:43,525 --> 00:29:45,756
It hasn't been active in years.
She was going to die if I...

588
00:29:45,859 --> 00:29:49,314
You paid someone off?
That is TOTALLY unethical!

589
00:29:49,966 --> 00:29:52,576
Get an MRI for him and
his sister right now.

590
00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:55,758
She got Hep
from me, didn't she?

591
00:29:55,758 --> 00:29:58,577
No! No no no, god no!

592
00:29:58,661 --> 00:30:01,132
I think she got
cancer from you.

593
00:30:05,232 --> 00:30:06,477
House was right?

594
00:30:06,615 --> 00:30:10,640
Brother had an undiagnosed hepatoma
that was transplanted with his liver.

595
00:30:11,103 --> 00:30:14,536
Grew a lot faster in Kayla
because she was immunosuppressed.

596
00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:16,357
How could House have known?

597
00:30:16,441 --> 00:30:18,440
Hepatitis can
cause liver cancer.

598
00:30:18,554 --> 00:30:22,215
Plus her haematocrit,
red blood cell count was high.

599
00:30:22,302 --> 00:30:28,099
Usually means dehydration,
rare cases ... cancer.

600
00:30:28,998 --> 00:30:30,827
We probably
saved Sam's life.

601
00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:35,435
We were able to operate on him
early enough before it metastasized.

602
00:30:38,762 --> 00:30:41,470
Kayla had already started
rejecting the liver.

603
00:30:41,554 --> 00:30:43,353
And you couldn't re-list her
because of the cancer.

604
00:30:43,437 --> 00:30:44,757
Nothing we could do.

605
00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:46,341
This is good.

606
00:30:46,490 --> 00:30:49,069
The brother lying about his Hep.
It's an intervening act,

607
00:30:49,153 --> 00:30:51,546
the proximate cause of her cancer and not your mistake.

608
00:30:51,654 --> 00:30:53,654
She would have died six months ago
if he hadn't given up his liver.

609
00:30:53,823 --> 00:30:57,144
Maybe. Can't prove it.

610
00:30:57,817 --> 00:30:59,459
You need to come with me.

611
00:31:00,109 --> 00:31:03,686
Just been served with papers.
Actually paper. One page.

612
00:31:04,211 --> 00:31:08,924
Defendant
Princeton-Plainsborough hospital
and Dr. Robert Chase,

613
00:31:08,924 --> 00:31:12,831
blah blah blah,
medical malpractice,
negligence, blah blah.

614
00:31:12,915 --> 00:31:14,217
You're surprised
they're suing?

615
00:31:14,301 --> 00:31:17,071
You think
people love Chase so much
they're gonna just forgo...

616
00:31:17,155 --> 00:31:20,560
Punitive damages
in the amount of
10 million dollars.

617
00:31:20,644 --> 00:31:23,381
Punitives?
That means they're
alleging gross negligence.

618
00:31:23,527 --> 00:31:25,405
Well he's obviously
out of his mind!

619
00:31:25,470 --> 00:31:27,591
Larry Wusekus.
He's not crazy.

620
00:31:27,694 --> 00:31:29,809
Ooh! I've been sued by him.

621
00:31:29,893 --> 00:31:32,866
YOU have been hiding things
and lying to me all day!

622
00:31:32,930 --> 00:31:34,559
I haven't lied
about anything.

623
00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:37,311
Except for the parts that
I admitted I was lying about.

624
00:31:37,414 --> 00:31:40,400
And I'm not the one
being sued. I feel funny.

625
00:31:40,673 --> 00:31:44,207
Well,
what haven't you told us?

626
00:31:52,489 --> 00:31:57,777
Before she checked out,
Sam found her a second liver.

627
00:31:57,866 --> 00:32:00,600
- She had cancer, how could she...
- Black market.

628
00:32:01,075 --> 00:32:03,495
There was a doctor in Mexico City
who was going to do the surgery.

629
00:32:03,579 --> 00:32:05,504
She's leaving from JFK at 5.

630
00:32:05,588 --> 00:32:09,410
To meet some Mexican guy
in the back of a van with a pig's liver
and a hacksaw? This is nuts!

631
00:32:09,494 --> 00:32:11,029
You want to
rat me out to House?

632
00:32:11,129 --> 00:32:13,430
He'll say if there's a chance
in a billion then go for it.

633
00:32:13,539 --> 00:32:15,073
This is not what she wants!

634
00:32:15,157 --> 00:32:20,001
She's being manipulated
by a morally guilty brother
and a legally guiltier doctor.

635
00:32:20,064 --> 00:32:21,289
You think she wants to die?

636
00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:23,434
She's dying either way.

637
00:32:24,890 --> 00:32:25,831
Chase.

638
00:32:26,955 --> 00:32:31,288
How many people you know
walking around with a black market organ
from a third world surgeon, huh?

639
00:32:31,372 --> 00:32:33,488
This isn't going to
be your salvation!

640
00:32:33,584 --> 00:32:36,115
It's just one more thing
they'll pin on you!

641
00:32:36,945 --> 00:32:39,855
Go in there,
be the good guy.

642
00:32:44,610 --> 00:32:47,300
- We need to talk.
- No, there's no time.

643
00:32:47,413 --> 00:32:48,560
Two minutes.

644
00:32:49,184 --> 00:32:52,921
Kayla, I made a mistake.

645
00:32:54,082 --> 00:32:56,891
I wasn't as blunt
as I should have been
about you all the time.

646
00:32:57,608 --> 00:32:59,364
Probably didn't
want to face it myself.

647
00:32:59,597 --> 00:33:01,407
Dr. Chase,
please don't do this.

648
00:33:01,491 --> 00:33:06,253
Stress of the travel,
the operation,
even then, the cancer.

649
00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:07,600
Kayla, we are going!

650
00:33:07,721 --> 00:33:09,076
My dad died.

651
00:33:10,082 --> 00:33:11,527
Lung cancer.

652
00:33:11,612 --> 00:33:14,820
I saw him a couple of months
before it happened,
we never talked about it.

653
00:33:14,904 --> 00:33:16,866
I'm sorry
your father died,
but it has nothing...

654
00:33:16,950 --> 00:33:18,700
He never even
told me he was sick.

655
00:33:18,965 --> 00:33:20,893
I wish he had.

656
00:33:21,595 --> 00:33:23,345
It wou...

657
00:33:24,980 --> 00:33:27,751
You're gonna die. Alone.

658
00:33:27,795 --> 00:33:32,409
Thousand of miles from your children,
you don't want to do that to them.

659
00:33:40,272 --> 00:33:41,271
Kayla...

660
00:33:41,355 --> 00:33:43,480
I'm sorry Sam.

661
00:33:44,682 --> 00:33:48,040
Kayla, you can't give up.

662
00:33:49,697 --> 00:33:51,393
If you do this,

663
00:33:53,254 --> 00:33:55,802
if you go home...

664
00:33:56,943 --> 00:33:59,315
I killed you.

665
00:34:01,562 --> 00:34:03,646
No.

666
00:34:05,923 --> 00:34:08,987
You gave me 3 months.

667
00:34:09,271 --> 00:34:13,288
You gave Dory and Nicky
3 more months with me.

668
00:34:15,108 --> 00:34:17,469
And when they
found my cancer,

669
00:34:18,835 --> 00:34:21,006
they found yours.

670
00:34:24,473 --> 00:34:28,315
And I got to
save my baby brother.

671
00:34:38,786 --> 00:34:42,218
A week later,
Kayla died at home.

672
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,445
Sam was furious.

673
00:34:44,778 --> 00:34:46,161
Gotta be why
there'd be a lawsuit.

674
00:34:46,245 --> 00:34:47,323
Are you buying this?

675
00:34:47,407 --> 00:34:50,173
Of course not,
there was no illegal transplant,
there's no causation.

676
00:34:50,283 --> 00:34:54,316
He was ready to kill me!
Maybe he's lying to his lawyers.

677
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:58,652
Or you're lying to us.
Last thursday he saw you
for post-op care.

678
00:34:58,736 --> 00:35:02,024
If you hate your doctor,
you find another doctor
before you find a lawyer.

679
00:35:02,764 --> 00:35:05,790
This guy didn't sue
Cameron or Foreman.
He didn't even sue House.

680
00:35:06,035 --> 00:35:09,640
Something personal here,
something you don't want us
to know before your hearing.

681
00:35:10,938 --> 00:35:14,310
The guy didn't hate you
before that meeting,
he hated you after.

682
00:35:16,541 --> 00:35:19,354
So how's everything else?
The girls?

683
00:35:19,438 --> 00:35:23,537
Ah, you know...
a lot of crying.
Some nightmares.

684
00:35:25,837 --> 00:35:27,676
We'll be ok, though.

685
00:35:28,964 --> 00:35:29,700
Good.

686
00:35:30,072 --> 00:35:33,027
Girls are not going to be happy
about leaving town, though.

687
00:35:34,055 --> 00:35:38,588
They love that house.
The yard, their friends.

688
00:35:38,815 --> 00:35:39,626
You're moving?

689
00:35:39,626 --> 00:35:43,087
Ever since the operation
I've been on disability...

690
00:35:43,847 --> 00:35:45,834
and there's the mortgage so...

691
00:35:46,940 --> 00:35:49,327
moving out to stay
somewhere cheaper.

692
00:35:50,413 --> 00:35:53,527
Anyways, thanks.

693
00:35:57,072 --> 00:35:59,190
I killed your sister.

694
00:36:00,323 --> 00:36:02,646
I mis-diagnosed her ulcer.

695
00:36:03,983 --> 00:36:04,762
Killed her.

696
00:36:05,420 --> 00:36:06,801
Shut up man.

697
00:36:07,798 --> 00:36:09,064
She liked you, just...

698
00:36:09,148 --> 00:36:12,096
I was hung-over when
she came back to see me.

699
00:36:12,202 --> 00:36:14,125
I'd been up
half the night drinking,

700
00:36:14,271 --> 00:36:17,665
had a headache,
and I just wanted to
get the hell out of there.

701
00:36:21,138 --> 00:36:24,811
Couldn't care less what
your sister was saying
about her stomach pain.

702
00:36:38,956 --> 00:36:42,538
May I speak to my
future former employee?

703
00:36:43,788 --> 00:36:45,338
Great story.

704
00:36:45,422 --> 00:36:48,434
You think I'm lying?
It's exactly what I told him.

705
00:36:48,577 --> 00:36:52,893
I'm sure it is.
But you lied to him.
You want him to sue you.

706
00:36:52,977 --> 00:36:54,617
I killed his sister!

707
00:36:54,965 --> 00:36:58,090
I ordered black coffee
this morning and got cream.

708
00:36:58,259 --> 00:36:59,396
Everybody screws up.

709
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,378
They didn't put
poison in your coffee.

710
00:37:01,462 --> 00:37:03,014
I've seen you hung-over.

711
00:37:03,122 --> 00:37:05,429
You weren't the day
you blew his sister's diagnosis.

712
00:37:05,513 --> 00:37:08,619
What does it matter why?
Is she less dead
if I have a good excuse?

713
00:37:08,703 --> 00:37:11,726
If I thought you'd screwed up
because you were drunk,
I would have fired you.

714
00:37:11,825 --> 00:37:12,863
You knew?

715
00:37:12,972 --> 00:37:15,197
You were depressed
and distracted.

716
00:37:15,502 --> 00:37:19,461
I assumed you'd gotten
a phone call from your step mom.

717
00:37:21,843 --> 00:37:23,637
This is Robert.

718
00:37:31,021 --> 00:37:32,084
Umm...

719
00:37:33,624 --> 00:37:35,893
what did he die of?

720
00:37:40,090 --> 00:37:42,045
That's impossible.

721
00:37:42,481 --> 00:37:46,833
I saw him two months ago,
if he had lung cancer,
he would have...

722
00:37:55,516 --> 00:37:56,885
Dr. Chase?

723
00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:14,082
Good news is, both your
parents are dead now so...

724
00:38:14,395 --> 00:38:16,444
no reason to
screw up this bad again.

725
00:38:16,596 --> 00:38:17,441
How'd you know?

726
00:38:17,587 --> 00:38:23,239
There's this interconnected
network of computers,
or interweb where you can...

727
00:38:23,323 --> 00:38:24,784
How did you know to look?

728
00:38:24,910 --> 00:38:30,128
When he visited he told me
he only had two months left.

729
00:38:30,569 --> 00:38:32,952
When you screwed up
I did the math.

730
00:38:33,078 --> 00:38:35,114
Why didn't you tell me
he was dying?

731
00:38:35,229 --> 00:38:36,864
He asked me not to.

732
00:38:38,598 --> 00:38:42,150
So you just hung me
out there to be blindsided.

733
00:38:42,341 --> 00:38:45,377
Yeah Chase, it was all my fault.

734
00:38:46,716 --> 00:38:49,955
Look, you got a choice.
You can either tell the truth,

735
00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:54,668
hospital settles,
family gets some money,
they get to keep their house.

736
00:38:56,569 --> 00:38:59,077
Or you can keep up this lie,

737
00:38:59,353 --> 00:39:03,955
family gets punitive damages,
they buy a jet,
they move to park avenue,

738
00:39:04,789 --> 00:39:06,994
and you have to
find another career.

739
00:39:07,225 --> 00:39:09,108
You're not going to say anything?

740
00:39:09,284 --> 00:39:11,363
I'm going to keep my mouth shut.

741
00:39:13,901 --> 00:39:17,896
Legally, it's better for me
if you go down in flames.

742
00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:38,199
Is Chase telling the committee
about his dad?

743
00:39:39,154 --> 00:39:40,796
I don't know.

744
00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:46,500
I thought you were going to
get him to sell me out.

745
00:39:47,310 --> 00:39:49,197
- I wouldn't do that.
- Why not?

746
00:39:49,416 --> 00:39:51,507
You're my client too.

747
00:39:51,985 --> 00:39:53,635
Yeah.

748
00:39:54,977 --> 00:39:58,467
And that's not going to change
unless you leave this job.

749
00:39:58,841 --> 00:40:00,500
Or I do.

750
00:40:00,683 --> 00:40:06,037
So how do you deal with
a coworker that you have feelings for,
positive or negative.

751
00:40:08,237 --> 00:40:10,283
I don't want to end up like Chase,

752
00:40:10,507 --> 00:40:15,840
I don't want to get emotionally
caught up and kill... you.

753
00:40:22,455 --> 00:40:24,569
It's not all negative.

754
00:40:35,768 --> 00:40:38,192
Maybe you were right. Maybe...

755
00:40:41,102 --> 00:40:43,639
maybe that is the problem.

756
00:40:51,158 --> 00:40:53,061
So what do we do?

757
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,691
I don't know.

758
00:41:03,253 --> 00:41:04,632
Dr. House.

759
00:41:16,345 --> 00:41:19,537
After considering the testimonial
and documentary evidence,

760
00:41:19,622 --> 00:41:23,547
this committee in the matter
of Kayla McGinley
has reached a decision.

761
00:41:23,632 --> 00:41:24,911
Dr. Chase,

762
00:41:25,966 --> 00:41:28,555
your error resulted
in a patient's death.

763
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:32,362
You also lied,
both to your superiors
and the patient's brother.

764
00:41:33,408 --> 00:41:36,706
But taking into account
the mitigating factor of
your father's death,

765
00:41:36,791 --> 00:41:39,539
we've decided not to
revoke your privileges.

766
00:41:39,855 --> 00:41:43,908
You'll receive one week's suspension,
and a letter in your permanent file.

767
00:41:44,016 --> 00:41:46,138
Now as for Dr. House...

768
00:41:46,139 --> 00:41:50,941
there is no evidence of a failure
to supervise that would lead
to disciplinary action.

769
00:41:51,282 --> 00:41:56,751
And yet, there is enough
in the record to be very
troubled by your conduct,

770
00:41:56,978 --> 00:42:01,291
including certain allegations
of black mail from members
of the transplant team.

771
00:42:01,418 --> 00:42:05,337
And by your general refusal
to meet with your patients.

772
00:42:05,604 --> 00:42:10,706
It should be noted that your patient's
cancer was diagnosed as the result of
a direct physical examination of...

773
00:42:10,790 --> 00:42:13,562
Not of the patient,
I met the brother.
Never met her.

774
00:42:13,753 --> 00:42:17,082
You want me to go to a family reunion
every time I take on a patient?

775
00:42:17,984 --> 00:42:20,829
The committee has determined
that for no less than one month,

776
00:42:20,914 --> 00:42:26,556
Dr. House will have his practice
supervised by another doctor,
to be designated by Dr Cuddy.

777
00:42:26,674 --> 00:42:28,930
This proceeding is adjourned.

778
00:42:44,064 --> 00:42:45,329
Did you know
this was coming?

779
00:42:45,394 --> 00:42:47,430
They contacted me
about an hour ago.

780
00:42:47,672 --> 00:42:49,201
What's happening to Chase?

781
00:42:49,549 --> 00:42:50,858
Now you're fired!

782
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,301
No, he's not.

783
00:42:53,675 --> 00:42:57,907
Dr. House, meet your new boss.

784
00:43:05,970 --> 00:43:07,970
Guess I'm his best friend now.

