1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:04,879 - Two spades. - Three hearts. 2 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:07,507 It's all yours. 3 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:09,801 I'm void. 4 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:12,512 And that's five. 5 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:16,808 And that's six. Not bad. 6 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:20,812 On a slam contract, you normally wanna play your winners early. 7 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:24,148 - Sorry, Daddy. - You're learning. You're doing fine. 8 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:27,151 Connie Gilman's a good player. And a widow. 9 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:31,114 I should take her out because she can play bridge. 10 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,324 You're a true romantic. 11 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:37,412 You should ask somebody out. You think Cecile's not dating yet? 12 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,580 Cecile was dating before she left. 13 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:40,665 Oh, shut up, Marv. 14 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:43,710 Nope. I have a partner and she's doing great. 15 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:45,712 Amy should be out having fun. 16 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:49,716 - I'm having fun. - Yeah. 17 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:53,177 Look like you're having the time of your life. 18 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:02,353 One no trump. 19 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:08,568 I-I'm just a little nauseous. I think I ate too much. 20 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:12,655 - Can we take a break? - Of course. Excuse us. 21 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:17,744 - What did you eat? - Nothing weird. 22 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:19,787 - Have you been drinking? - No, Dad, you know... 23 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,789 Because I don't mind if you... 24 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:23,124 Dad? 25 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:30,465 Dad? What are you doing? 26 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:37,597 You're scaring me! It hurts! Let go! 27 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:39,766 What are you doing? 28 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:41,851 Henry! 29 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:45,480 Henry, let go of her! 30 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:50,359 The occasional drink doesn't bother me, but... 31 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,655 - What? - Are you okay? 32 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:56,407 What's the matter? 33 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:41,828 You had what's called an absence seizure. 34 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:43,579 Anything like that happen to you before? 35 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:44,914 No, nothing. 36 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:48,209 He's been really healthy. He jogs, he eats right, he... 37 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,087 Well, I did have a headache last Sunday. 38 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:55,174 And for the past two years I've been getting acid reflux a lot, 39 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:58,761 and I thought that antacids were all I needed. 40 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:00,388 Should I have come in sooner? 41 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,390 For acid reflux and a headache? 42 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:11,649 Well, I... You know, I hear the coffee downstairs is really good. 43 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:13,734 Could you get me a cup, honey? 44 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:19,824 Would you mind closing the blinds? 45 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:27,748 His right testicle was almost twice as big as his left. 46 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:30,751 - Cool. - It's probably testicular cancer. 47 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,962 No. That's impossible. 48 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:34,213 The symptoms all indicate... 49 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,424 The shoes aren't right. 50 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:41,554 Here's how testicular cancer would manifest itself. 51 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,807 First, the patient would get the exact symptoms that he's got. 52 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:46,726 Then Foreman would examine him. 53 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:48,519 Then he'd suspect testicular cancer 54 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:50,688 on account of the symptoms being so perfect. 55 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:53,566 Then he'd stick a needle in it, then he'd call a surgeon. 56 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:57,612 And while that guy operates, the rest of us would be out bowling. 57 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:01,157 And, since we're not wearing bowling shoes, 58 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:03,492 the disease obviously did not progress in that fashion. 59 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:06,370 LP showed some white cells. But his MRI's clean. 60 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:09,874 Sure. If you call a microabcess in his brain "clean." 61 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:13,628 What, you don't trust me? 62 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:16,088 Are you're talking about the left temporal lobe? 63 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:17,673 Neat, you can see through my hand. 64 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:19,967 - It's just a shadow. - Or it's an infection. 65 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,844 When guys have brain-crotch problems 66 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:24,805 it's usually the result of using one too much and the other too little. 67 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:27,934 Blood and urine were negative for syphilis, gonorrhea, and chlamydia. 68 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,977 So treat him for all three, stat. 69 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,355 Negative means he doesn't have it. 70 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:34,357 No, negative means he probably doesn't have it, 71 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:35,983 which means he probably has cancer. 72 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,189 I thought we were wearing the wrong shoes for cancer. 73 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,821 We're wearing the wrong shoes for testicular cancer. 74 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:44,575 They're perfect for lymphoma. Except Chase's, they're just goofy. 75 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:47,036 Lymphoma could cause infiltrates 76 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:48,871 in his reproductive organs and his brain. 77 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:51,374 If it's this advanced, he's dead no matter what we do. 78 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:54,961 So give him the STD meds and hope the tests were wrong. 79 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:05,054 Who's the lucky woman? 80 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:06,681 My wife. 81 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:09,058 No, I don't wanna know who gets the chocolates, 82 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:11,894 I wanna know who you're having the affair with. 83 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:14,563 He fell on his head as a child. Tragic. 84 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:16,941 Norwegian chocolate. 85 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:20,194 Frankly, you buy that stuff, the terrorists win. 86 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:24,365 Some people bottle up their feelings, have them come out as physical pain. 87 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:28,160 Healthy human beings express feelings, such as affection, by giving gifts. 88 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:30,079 Gifts express guilt. 89 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:32,415 The more expensive the expression, the deeper the guilt. 90 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:33,916 That's a $12 box. 91 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:36,836 Either you haven't slept with her yet or she wasn't that good. 92 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:38,796 It's not all about sex, House. 93 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:40,840 Really? When did that change? 94 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:46,595 I wanna get Depo-Provera. 95 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:51,267 Actually, at your age, as long as you're careful, 96 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:53,769 the risk of you getting pregnant is pretty limited. 97 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:56,772 Yeah, but it would calm me down, right? If I get a high enough dose. 98 00:05:56,898 --> 00:06:01,652 You mean "calm" as in a peaceful lake on a cool summer evening? 99 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:05,406 Or in the lesser-used meaning of nothing can ever bother you again 100 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,283 because life has absolutely no meaning. 101 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:10,578 High dose of Depo-Provera will chemically castrate you. 102 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,163 Yeah. 103 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:19,295 Okay, I'm gonna get up to leave now. 104 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:21,422 I'm gonna walk to that door, turn the handle, 105 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:24,633 and then you're suddenly gonna decide that you have to tell me the truth. 106 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:27,136 I'm gonna have to turn around, come all the way back. 107 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:32,183 You see, the thing is, my leg hurts. Can we cut the walking out of the equation? 108 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:34,060 I love cows. 109 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,151 Any particular variety? 110 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,945 Guernseys? Holsteins? 111 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,472 Which are the black and white ones? 112 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,282 Oh, God. 113 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:51,077 I pass a farm on my way to school. 114 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:56,123 And they're so beautiful, they're so majestic, I dream about them. 115 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:01,921 Leather shoes, hamburgers. How could anybody do that to a cow? 116 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:04,882 Make love, not belts. That's beautiful. 117 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:07,218 - I haven't actually... - Relax. 118 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,553 This is something we doctors deal with all the time. 119 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:13,057 I'm gonna write you the name of a drug. You don't need a prescription. 120 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:14,809 And it looks just like Depo-Provera. 121 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:17,436 - But does it do the same thing? - Oh, God, no. 122 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:21,690 That stuff has all sorts of nasty side effects. It's real medicine. 123 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:25,778 No, this is all you need. Your frat buddies will be completely fooled. 124 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,823 You can tell them how appalled the doctor was. 125 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:30,491 Lots of laughs. 126 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,662 We think you may have a sexually transmitted disease. 127 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,205 No. It's not possible. 128 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:39,166 Sir, maybe we should speak in private? 129 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,709 Have you tested him for this? 130 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:41,877 The tests were negative. 131 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:45,923 Well, then it's not that. So, what else could it be? 132 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:47,925 Nothing good. 133 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,970 If you've been having sex you have to tell me. 134 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:54,807 I have not had sex since my divorce! 135 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:02,273 I didn't ask him to take the medicine. I asked you to give him the medicine. 136 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,775 - He hasn't had sex in over a year. - He's lying. 137 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:06,360 He knows what's at stake. 138 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,863 We should start treating him for lymphoma right away. 139 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,531 Maybe if we hit him hard and fast. 140 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:11,866 Wilson! 141 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,993 How long can you go without sex? 142 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:15,839 How long can you go without annoying people? 143 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:17,872 No, seriously. A week, a month? 144 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,206 I'm not having an affair! 145 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:20,708 I didn't say you were. 146 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,544 Not in this conversation. We're talking about a patient. 147 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:26,630 People have impulse control. We don't need sex. 148 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:30,384 Well, not like air. But as a biological imperative, sure we do. 149 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,095 There's two things we get stupid for: Money and sex. 150 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,764 And since money rarely enters the bloodstream... 151 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:38,350 Was his daughter in the room when you asked if he'd had sex? 152 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:41,228 I told him we could talk privately, he didn't care if she was there. 153 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:44,190 It's almost noon. The little girl would go to lunch. 154 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:48,235 As soon as she's out the door, you're gonna get paged. Then you page me. 155 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:54,533 Lunch is early, huh? 156 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:04,543 Hi. I'm Dr. House. 157 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:08,005 I hear you'd rather die than admit you had sex. 158 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:14,386 - Sorry. I couldn't tell my daughter. - Right. Because she's, what, 22? 159 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:16,055 I slept with her mom. 160 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:20,851 She probably knows that's happened already. 161 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,229 Roll over. 162 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,775 My wife had an affair. I forgave her. 163 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:32,696 She had another affair and I forgave her again. 164 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,574 Amy thinks I was an idiot. 165 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:38,827 So smart. You must be very proud. Roll over. 166 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:41,664 I assume you've been in love. 167 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,833 Is that the one that makes your pants feel funny? 168 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,169 I'm starting you on a cocktail of STD meds. 169 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:51,966 Amy is just getting over it. She barely spoke to her mom for months 170 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,593 and if she thought that it was happening again, 171 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,762 that that's why I got sick... 172 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,393 We just happened to be 173 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:06,313 at the same Italian cheese-tasting thing. 174 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:09,275 Cheese is the devil's plaything. 175 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,652 It was just the one night. 176 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,154 You're obviously completely over her. 177 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:18,325 Amy thinks love leads you to make stupid choices. 178 00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:20,744 You're certainly setting a good example for her. 179 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,496 Yeah. She just doesn't get it. 180 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,707 If you're not prepared to look stupid, 181 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:27,918 then nothing great is ever gonna happen, right? 182 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,171 On the other hand, 183 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:34,800 I guess your testicles aren't going to explode, either. 184 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,763 Dad. 185 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,349 Is everything okay? 186 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:46,061 I have a sexually transmitted disease. 187 00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:48,814 How is that possible? 188 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,359 He met a woman in church. 189 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:58,449 Does she play bridge? 190 00:10:58,575 --> 00:10:59,867 Does she... 191 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,041 Crash cart! Oh, God! 192 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,088 - Is this another seizure? - Shut up! 193 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:14,965 Coming in! 194 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,092 Oh, God! 195 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,177 Here you go. 196 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,429 Forty milligrams furosemide. 197 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,389 Knock him out. 198 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:23,807 It's in. 199 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,526 How would an STD do this? 200 00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:36,236 It wouldn't. 201 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,535 It was flash pulmonary edema. 202 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,455 We took a liter of fluid off but the problem wasn't with his lungs. 203 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:50,125 It's his heart. There are vegetations obstructing his mitral valve. 204 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:53,295 It's not an STD. Lymphoma wouldn't erupt that suddenly. 205 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,505 So what is it then? 206 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:58,175 A disease that attacks his brain, heart and testicles. 207 00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:01,345 - I think Byron wrote about that. - Could be psittacosis. 208 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,931 Chlamydia cultures would've come back positive. 209 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,891 Strep viridians can hit the heart. 210 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:08,477 Wouldn't mess with the reproductive system. 211 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:13,190 Maybe things aren't so nicely connected. He's 65. 212 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,067 We could be looking at multiple systems 213 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,653 just starting to break down independently. 214 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,572 Way to a man's heart is through his stomach. 215 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:24,326 He's had acid reflux for years, it can't be relevant. 216 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:28,288 Seems there are other ways to kill people besides having sex with them. 217 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,508 You don't need this so much. 218 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:45,097 Problem is not your lungs, it's your heart. 219 00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:52,646 That Italian cheese thing at the church, what sort of cheese? 220 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,022 Why do you need to know? 221 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,150 I'm having a fondue party. 222 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:59,528 - Was it sheep cheese? - Might have been, why? 223 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,488 - Was it soft? - Yeah. 224 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:04,283 - Taste like crap? - Yeah, bitter. 225 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:05,784 Taste like this? 226 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,456 Yeah, but how did you... 227 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,791 That was regular low-fat American. 228 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,043 I added some bacteria for flavor. 229 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:16,503 You fed him bacteria? 230 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,046 It's pretty much on everything. 231 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:21,425 Especially the unpasteurized sheep cheese they make in the Alps. 232 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,469 That stuff will give you brucellosis. 233 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:27,139 Key to a long life: Exotic women and boring cheese. 234 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,725 I'm gonna start you on rifampin and doxycycline. 235 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,393 Doesn't make any sense. 236 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:34,396 I mean, nobody else at the church got sick. 237 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:38,942 99.9% of Christians have so much acid in their stomach, 238 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,195 they become churning cauldrons of death 239 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,739 for all those nasty little brucellosis bugs. 240 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:46,783 But you were taking antacids for your acid reflux. 241 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,244 So that turns your digestive tract 242 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:53,248 into a pleasant scenic river for all those bacterial tourists. 243 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:00,756 You sure you're right? 244 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,341 Absolutely. Your socks don't match. 245 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,467 Which means you got up and got dressed in the dark, 246 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,149 which means you don't wanna wake your wife, 247 00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,388 which means you don't wanna talk to her, which means... 248 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,932 I was referring to your patient. 249 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,099 Oh, that. 250 00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:13,727 No. Come on, I'm basing it on cheese. 251 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,414 How long before you get the tests back? 252 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,855 Well, we'll know before that. 253 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:20,067 If I'm wrong, he'll just keep getting worse and slowly die. 254 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,112 And if I'm right, either we caught it in time and he gets better, 255 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:27,741 or we didn't, and he goes into cardiac arrest at any moment. 256 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,163 Paddles! 257 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:41,088 Charging. Two-fifty. Clear! 258 00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:44,675 Charging! Three hundred! Clear! 259 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:48,011 Charging! Three-sixty! Clear! 260 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,596 Epinephrine. 261 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:06,822 - You gonna tell her? - That you suspect an affair? 262 00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:09,157 Sure. Well, she already hates you, why not? 263 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:12,369 Because you think getting it off your chest will let you sleep better. 264 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:15,497 It won't. You'll end up sleeping on my lumpy couch. 265 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:16,623 There's nothing to tell. 266 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,917 Why are you playing foosball here at 8:00 at night? 267 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,753 You always wanna simplify everything. 268 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:25,549 Boil it down to nice, easy equations. Nice, easy answers. 269 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:29,428 Go home and have sex with your wife. 270 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:36,018 His heart is back in sinus rhythm. There's a lot of damage, though. 271 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,478 It was brucellosis, but we got to it too late. 272 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,647 The vegetation broke off in his main coronary artery 273 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,024 and caused an infarction. 274 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:46,194 His heart muscle's half dead. He'll be lucky to last a week. 275 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,488 Other than that, how's he doing? 276 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:52,534 Seriously. 277 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:57,289 His brain, testicle, lungs, tonsils, how's all that other stuff doing? 278 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:01,877 His brain is clear now and so is the genito-urinary tract 279 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,212 and his kidney function is good. 280 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:08,175 So, all he needs is a heart and he's out of here. 281 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:14,056 He's a prime candidate for transplant. 282 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,933 Doesn't smoke, drinks moderately. 283 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:20,103 His tox screen was negative for illegal drugs and legal ones. 284 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,689 Surveillance blood cultures show absolutely no sign 285 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,524 of any lingering brucella bacteria. 286 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,610 He's 66 years old. 287 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,237 He told me he was 65. 288 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:30,697 Liar. I'm out of here. 289 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:35,035 There is an inverse correlation between patient age and success rates. 290 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,370 He's in excellent health. 291 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:40,123 This was his first hospitalization since breaking his leg at 23. 292 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,833 Or 22, I'm not sure anymore. 293 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:45,045 If this patient were to survive the operation, 294 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,755 he'd get another, what, 295 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:50,300 five, 10, maybe 20 years if he's very lucky? 296 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:54,054 So you're saying that old people aren't as worth saving as young people? 297 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,807 He's saying that hearts are a scarce resource. 298 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,518 - We have to choose criteria... - No, I get it. 299 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:02,354 Women live longer, so they should get preference, right? 300 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,856 And African-Americans, they die a lot younger, 301 00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,149 so to hell with them. 302 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,902 What, you think you're gonna win me over by calling me a racist? 303 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,113 If the test is who gets to use it the longest, 304 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,323 you can either be a racist or a hypocrite. 305 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:16,743 Your patient had a life, a family. 306 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,287 We've got 18-year-old kids who... 307 00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:21,415 How old are you, Doctor? 308 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,418 When do we get to toss you on an ice floe? 309 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,211 And thank you, Dr. House. 310 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:29,005 Unless anybody else has any further questions, 311 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:31,675 we will now go into private session. 312 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:36,388 Oh, I'm on pins and needles. I wonder how you'll decide. 313 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:45,105 The Nets just won their third game in a row, beat the Lakers. 314 00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:50,777 I'm sorry. 315 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,738 They voted no. 316 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:56,825 So, 317 00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,077 when 318 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,330 will I die? 319 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,461 You might have a week. 320 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,326 I wrote a letter to the Board of Directors 321 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,703 appealing the transplant committee's decision. 322 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:45,373 I'm alleging bias against you clouded their medical judgment. 323 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,542 - I need you to sign. - They made the right call. 324 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,711 You don't believe that. You told the committee... 325 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,172 I was advocating for my patient. 326 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:00,388 Then why are you... 327 00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,557 Advocating for my patient. 328 00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,768 I've got that clinic duty. 329 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:08,396 I need you to get me the files on everybody who dies here today. 330 00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,941 You really think this thing will change their decision? 331 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,192 Nope. 332 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,703 I think I broke my ankle. 333 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,872 I was kicked. By a hoof. 334 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,210 I'm so in love. She was so beautiful. 335 00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,587 Which one? One of the black and white ones, 336 00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:35,340 - I'm not sure what type... - Not which type, which one? 337 00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:36,883 I want a name. 338 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:40,512 - Why would it have a name? - Not "it."She." Or "he." 339 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,973 I wanna know her dreams, her hopes. 340 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,224 It's a cow. 341 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,686 Hey, I'm not the one who said he was in love. 342 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:52,315 People who actually have this condition rationalize it. 343 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,861 They dismiss it, they don't elevate it to the level of poetry. 344 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:58,113 Plus there's a wooden splinter in there. 345 00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,448 So, either you hit yourself with a two-by-four, 346 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,200 or Elsie has a peg leg. 347 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,202 I'm off duty at 6:00. 348 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:07,163 Give yourself another whack, come back and scam somebody else. 349 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:11,710 I'm sick! And you're a doctor, you have a duty to help me. 350 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,462 Technically, I don't have to treat anybody 351 00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:20,051 before running a series of painful and often humiliating tests. 352 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,516 Whatever you need. 353 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,935 90-year-old woman died of pneumonia. 354 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,813 Unless she has a bionic heart, what's next? 355 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,941 Baby died in the ICU... 356 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,862 Babies are useless. They got hearts the size of ping-pong balls. Next. 357 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,698 A 40-year-old male. 358 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,200 - Yes? - Heart attack. 359 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:48,663 If you really cared about me, you'd find me a better corpse. 360 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,541 There's no other deaths. There's one woman who was in a car accident. 361 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:52,876 Bad one, I hope. 362 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,170 The organ procurement people have been notified. 363 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:56,296 Give me her file. 364 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,840 It's in the ER, they're still working on her. 365 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,509 Age? About 40. 366 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,219 Young, damn. 367 00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:04,429 Young is good. 368 00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,514 Smoker? Don't know. 369 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,558 - Find out. - She's still alive. 370 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,684 Even if we get on the list, we can't go near her... 371 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:11,853 Overweight? 372 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,855 She's on the hefty side. 373 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,399 Excellent. Our odds just went up. 374 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,318 What odds? What is this? 375 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:21,821 60% of potential donor hearts get tossed in the trash 376 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,740 because there's something wrong with them. 377 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:25,492 With fat people, it's closer to 80. 378 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,243 But if her heart's no good, then... 379 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:30,789 Big fat, sloppy heart beats no heart at all. 380 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,851 - Are you Mr. Neuberger? - Yes. 381 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:54,938 I'm Dr. House. I need to ask you a few questions about your wife. 382 00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,106 Is she gonna be okay? 383 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,066 I'm afraid I don't know that. 384 00:21:58,401 --> 00:21:59,901 Could you tell me about her accident? 385 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:03,530 They think she fell asleep, went off the road. That's all they told me. 386 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,490 Any problems with her health up until now? 387 00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:06,658 Why? 388 00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:09,953 Please, it's important. 389 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:13,456 She had a fever today, but otherwise she was... 390 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:16,334 - How high? - About 101. 391 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:20,714 She hasn't missed a day of teaching in years. 392 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:23,591 And I should've made her stay home. 393 00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:26,219 Any other symptoms? 394 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:29,639 A stomachache. Who cares? She was in a car crash! 395 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,725 - Mr. Neuberger? Yeah? - My name's Ellen Stambler. 396 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,436 I'm the organ procurement coordinator for southern New Jersey. 397 00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:38,648 I just want to assure you that we'll treat her organs with care and dignity. 398 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:41,985 Her organs? 399 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:46,865 Laura died? 400 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,909 I'm sorry, I thought... 401 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:53,329 She was just pronounced dead. 402 00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:55,540 I thought he was telling you. 403 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,375 I didn't know. 404 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,879 You should never make assumptions. 405 00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:05,467 What did you want from me? 406 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,055 I'm sorry for your loss. 407 00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:12,766 But I need your wife's heart. 408 00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:24,861 The organ procurement coordinator just left the hospital. 409 00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:28,364 Means we got lucky. Either that or she's getting lunch. 410 00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:31,493 Dead woman's last name have a "U" or a "W"? 411 00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:33,870 You're hacking into a confidential patient file? 412 00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:35,705 Is that a problem for you? 413 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,624 It's a "U". N-E-U. 414 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,001 Berger. 415 00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:47,383 Three minutes ago, her organs were officially declared "not viable." 416 00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:49,719 Time to go dumpster diving. 417 00:23:58,813 --> 00:23:59,854 Hey! 418 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,899 She's got Hepatitis C. Her ALTs are three times normal. 419 00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:05,819 With Henry's immune system down, an infected heart will kill him. 420 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,570 Fortunately, she didn't have Hep C. 421 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:09,989 - She tested positive. - Her history says otherwise. 422 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:12,596 Her husband told me she was running a fever with stomach pains, 423 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:14,702 not symptomatic of Hep C. 424 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:48,319 What are you doing? What are you doing? 425 00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:50,446 Hey, what are you doing? 426 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,448 Again, sorry. 427 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:54,951 But we need to talk. 428 00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:59,372 Mr. Neuberger has every right to take his wife off the ventilator. 429 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,374 His wife signed an organ donor card. 430 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,544 Which became invalid when her organs were turned down. 431 00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:07,338 I can use them! I just need some time. 432 00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:09,299 Committee says they won't take her heart. 433 00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:11,718 Another committee says a guy can't have a heart. 434 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,303 It's a marriage made in heaven. 435 00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:15,230 I could find a surgical team that can do this, 436 00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:18,057 classify it as experimental. It's not gonna screw with their numbers. 437 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:20,664 This is what she wanted. She wanted her organs to help other... 438 00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:22,646 She never wanted to be kept alive on a ventilator! 439 00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:24,564 She's not, she's dead! 440 00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:27,150 She's not in pain, she's not suffering, 441 00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:29,527 it's just her meat we're dealing with here. 442 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:34,449 - This is my wife. - Not anymore. 443 00:25:34,575 --> 00:25:37,577 She deserves some respect, some dignity. 444 00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:39,287 - I respect the living. - Right! 445 00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:41,998 That is why you made me think that you were her doctor, 446 00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:44,918 made me believe that maybe there was some hope. 447 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:47,545 - I never said that I was her doctor. - Fine! You didn't lie, 448 00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:49,589 but you sure as hell didn't give me any respect. 449 00:25:49,715 --> 00:25:51,883 I'm taking her off the machines. Now. 450 00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:55,178 Nicely played. 451 00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:56,387 It's not over. 452 00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:05,188 Excuse me. Are you Mr. Neuberger? 453 00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:07,148 Yeah, why? 454 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,691 I'm Amy Arrington. 455 00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:11,527 I wanted to thank you. 456 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,704 This girl's father will die by next weekend 457 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,623 unless he gets your wife's heart. 458 00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:26,376 House, don't you think that's a little manipulative? 459 00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:29,295 No. It's hugely manipulative. 460 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:31,214 You're an ass. 461 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:34,467 Hey, listen! You take your wife off life support 462 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:37,262 and I'll have forgotten about this in two weeks. 463 00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:38,638 Gail here, on the other hand... 464 00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:41,140 - Amy. - Whatever. 465 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:46,646 You're mad at me. Fine, I get that. Take it out on me, not on her. 466 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:07,542 Fine. Your dad can have her heart. 467 00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:34,193 Fever, stomach pain, raised liver enzymes. 468 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,611 She's sick. 469 00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:37,822 Worse than that, she's dead. 470 00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:40,825 My point is, even if it's not Hep C, it's something. 471 00:27:40,951 --> 00:27:42,201 They turned her down as a donor 472 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,912 because if we put that heart into someone, they won't survive. 473 00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:46,706 Whatever made her sick will kill him! 474 00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:48,833 Yeah. So what is it? 475 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:50,543 The enzymes indicate... 476 00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:53,338 You want us to do a differential diagnosis on a dead person? 477 00:27:53,464 --> 00:27:54,547 We're going to cure her. 478 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,049 We're going to cure death? 479 00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,510 Doubt it. 480 00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:01,763 Just wanna get the infection out of her heart 481 00:28:01,889 --> 00:28:03,389 before we get the heart out of her. 482 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,183 The fever indicates an infection. 483 00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:08,353 She probably has Hep C and a bad case of the flu. 484 00:28:08,479 --> 00:28:10,188 Let's assume, just for fun, 485 00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:13,107 that the answer is something that might be helpful. 486 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,985 Fever and belly pain. Could be a gall bladder infection. 487 00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:17,653 Like that. 488 00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:19,405 Do an MRI, stat. 489 00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:29,457 You really don't need to be here. 490 00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:32,585 I assume House is a great doctor. 491 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,754 Why would you assume that? 492 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:39,217 Because, when you're that big a jerk, you're either great or unemployed. 493 00:28:42,346 --> 00:28:43,930 No sign of gall bladder infection. 494 00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:46,015 - But there was a cyst. - Perfectly round. 495 00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:48,726 Hep C wouldn't cause... The question was never "Is it Hep C?" 496 00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:51,813 The question was, "Given that it's not Hep C, what is it?" 497 00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:53,898 - Adenoma? - Not solid enough. 498 00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:57,735 - Cavernous hemangioma? - Not vascular enough. 499 00:28:58,195 --> 00:29:02,073 What if she was sloppy about washing her hands after pooping? 500 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,367 Amoeba infection? 501 00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:07,370 If the amebiasis started in her liver, then spread to her blood, 502 00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:10,248 that would explain all her symptoms, except for the crushed skull. 503 00:29:10,374 --> 00:29:12,125 But I'm assuming that's from the car crash. 504 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:14,085 I'll start her on paromomycin and chloroquine. 505 00:29:14,211 --> 00:29:15,461 Ten grams each. 506 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:18,339 That's 20 times the normal dose. 507 00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:21,968 Right, so we'll destroy her retinas and damage her hearing. 508 00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:24,971 Whoever wants those parts is having a very bad day. 509 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:28,349 Couple hours on the meds, she'll be feeling great. 510 00:29:34,523 --> 00:29:36,149 I got your labs. 511 00:29:36,567 --> 00:29:38,776 - Do you eat guinea pigs? - No. 512 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:42,613 How about hamsters or mice? Humans? 513 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,407 What are you talking about? 514 00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:45,992 Is something wrong with me? 515 00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:47,535 Absolutely nothing. 516 00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:49,370 Your blood work is perfect. 517 00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:53,249 You have lots of vitamins, minerals, all kinds of proteins, 518 00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:58,087 including a little something I like to call bovine serum albumin 519 00:29:58,213 --> 00:30:03,301 which you get from eating the animals mentioned. Or cow. 520 00:30:04,595 --> 00:30:07,388 You don't really worship cows. 521 00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:10,266 So I have to wonder, what could be more humiliating 522 00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:14,645 than someone calling your girlfriend a cow and not being metaphorical? 523 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:31,829 - Nice. - That's my mom. 524 00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:37,710 Either that's a very old photograph or it's your stepmom. 525 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,796 She goes around the house in a bikini. Or less. 526 00:30:40,923 --> 00:30:42,673 I can't stop thinking about her. 527 00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:45,176 My dad's in Europe. I'll be watching TV, 528 00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:48,304 she'll give me a massage. I can't walk for an hour. 529 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:50,681 Still. Cows? 530 00:30:50,807 --> 00:30:51,849 She's my mother! 531 00:30:51,975 --> 00:30:53,059 Step. 532 00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:57,688 Please? I just need the medicine for three months 533 00:30:57,814 --> 00:31:00,525 until I graduate and I move out of the house. 534 00:31:02,903 --> 00:31:04,111 Please. 535 00:31:06,657 --> 00:31:09,534 You're not gonna have any fun at graduation. 536 00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:13,663 Keep up the good work. 537 00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:15,581 Your shirt is ironed. 538 00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:18,417 That means you haven't told your wife anything. 539 00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:21,212 Let's say you're right. 540 00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:24,090 You're saying I'm right? 541 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,926 No, "let" is saying. 542 00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:30,137 Does it occur to you that maybe there's some deeper guidance 543 00:31:30,264 --> 00:31:31,847 than "keep your mouth shut"? 544 00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:35,935 That maybe a friend might value concern over glibness? 545 00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:37,562 That maybe... 546 00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:41,607 Maybe I'm going through something 547 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:44,944 that I need to have an actual conversation about? 548 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,578 Does it occur to you that if you need that kind of a friend, 549 00:31:53,704 --> 00:31:56,330 you may have made some deeper errors? 550 00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:08,843 Her heartbeat's irregular. Looks like global hypokinesis. 551 00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:16,350 Stop the meds. 552 00:32:18,729 --> 00:32:19,812 You're giving up? 553 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:22,690 Either we're wrong and her heart is unusable, 554 00:32:22,816 --> 00:32:24,859 or we're right, but the treatment we have 555 00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:26,944 to give her will make her heart unusable. 556 00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:31,157 I'm sorry. You can pull the plug now. 557 00:32:32,034 --> 00:32:33,326 Find me another body. 558 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,453 That fat guy on Ortho service didn't look so hot. 559 00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:36,621 No! 560 00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:39,582 She's not ready. 561 00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:42,793 You were ready this morning. 562 00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:44,420 She's not done! 563 00:32:45,881 --> 00:32:47,965 She's got to save that guy. 564 00:32:58,352 --> 00:33:00,144 Alternate theories? 565 00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:02,480 Amebiasis was our best hope. 566 00:33:02,606 --> 00:33:04,690 The fact that her heart rate went back to normal 567 00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:06,400 when we stopped the meds confirms... 568 00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:07,818 What's our second-best hope? 569 00:33:07,944 --> 00:33:11,113 House, put down the wand, there's no obstruction. 570 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,741 Maybe we should just biopsy it. 571 00:33:13,867 --> 00:33:15,951 She's a fridge with the power out. 572 00:33:16,078 --> 00:33:19,872 If we start poking around inside, the vegetable goes bad. 573 00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:22,958 No offense. 574 00:33:23,085 --> 00:33:24,543 I don't see that we have a lot of choice. 575 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:26,295 The only way we'll find that infection... 576 00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:29,382 What if it's not an infection? Toxins can cause similar symptoms, 577 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:31,425 especially if whatever it is did liver damage. 578 00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:33,427 Her toxin screen was clean. 579 00:33:33,553 --> 00:33:36,931 Those things never cover for any of the really cool toxins. 580 00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:39,934 Run the screen again for whatever you can think of. 581 00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:42,144 You, keep the other patient alive. 582 00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:43,813 You check out the school. 583 00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:47,900 And I seem to need to hire another doctor to go search her home. 584 00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:51,278 Come on. 585 00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:57,660 If she was taking any medications, I'd know about it. 586 00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:01,580 Does your wife dye her hair? 587 00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:06,168 No. Her mom never went gray, she didn't either. 588 00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:08,337 Guess this must be yours, then. 589 00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:11,132 Can you think of anything else she might've lied to you about? 590 00:34:11,258 --> 00:34:14,260 Any drugs she gave up when she married you? 591 00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,773 How are you feeling, sir? 592 00:34:28,024 --> 00:34:31,152 Mr. Arrington? 593 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:34,947 What's going on? 594 00:34:35,157 --> 00:34:37,117 His heart's not pumping enough blood to his brain. 595 00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:40,619 We're gonna have to give it some help. Get the balloon ready. 596 00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:47,793 Do you use this drawer? 597 00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:50,337 No, that's for her vitamins. 598 00:34:50,464 --> 00:34:51,922 And sleeping pills. 599 00:34:52,632 --> 00:34:54,842 She never took sleeping pills. 600 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:56,218 Okay. 601 00:34:58,513 --> 00:35:00,097 You on a diet? 602 00:35:01,016 --> 00:35:02,141 No. 603 00:35:08,023 --> 00:35:11,066 I guess you never really know someone, do you? 604 00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:12,943 Quite the insight. 605 00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:15,696 She lied to you about her hair color 606 00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:18,949 and didn't want you to know she thought she was fat. 607 00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:22,286 Unless you never lied to her about anything that huge, 608 00:35:22,412 --> 00:35:25,206 I think you can probably let those slide. 609 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:29,335 Diet pills could have messed her up. 610 00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:31,837 Raised the liver enzymes and caused the bellyache. 611 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:33,422 Not the fever. 612 00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:35,341 Maybe something else set off the fever. 613 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:36,467 Like what? 614 00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:39,261 Before I show you these, they were in a locked drawer in her desk. 615 00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:41,889 The vice principal said that Laura must have confiscated them. 616 00:35:42,015 --> 00:35:45,684 - They've had some problems... - Neither interesting nor helpful. 617 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,813 This, at least, is interesting. 618 00:35:50,565 --> 00:35:51,565 No, it's not. 619 00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:54,568 Sex with teenagers isn't interesting? Where did you grow up? 620 00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:58,030 It isn't helpful. Teenage boys aren't toxins. 621 00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:01,033 What if the cyst isn't a cyst? 622 00:36:01,535 --> 00:36:03,994 Then we have nothing to go on. 623 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,664 I said it's not a cyst. I didn't say it was nothing. 624 00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:07,957 What if it's a scar? 625 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:09,834 FitzHugh-Curtis syndrome? 626 00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:11,919 You're pushing gonorrhea again? 627 00:36:12,045 --> 00:36:13,796 You got anything better? 628 00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:16,841 Test her. And start her on ceftriaxone. 629 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:31,897 What are you testing for now? 630 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,568 Just some more infections. 631 00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:52,042 She's positive for gonorrhea. 632 00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:57,631 I think that's the first time those words have been uttered in joy. 633 00:36:57,757 --> 00:36:58,716 The meds are started. 634 00:36:58,842 --> 00:37:01,343 Her heart should be clear enough to use in about four or five hours. 635 00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:03,012 I'll go tell the families. 636 00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:04,430 He's in a coma. 637 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:07,433 - Start him on dobutamine. - Already did. 638 00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:11,645 We either do the surgery now or we find him a new brain, too. 639 00:37:12,105 --> 00:37:15,816 House, she's still got a significant amount of gonorrhea in her system. 640 00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:18,777 Hopefully tomorrow it'll be in his system. 641 00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:23,198 I need two O.R.'s and the transplant team. 642 00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:26,285 Get ready. 643 00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:29,705 - What is it? - Excuse me. 644 00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:33,626 Insert IV. 645 00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:35,461 Sides up. 646 00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:38,213 What's going on? Is he getting a heart? 647 00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:39,715 Yeah. 648 00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:46,972 Come on, come on. 649 00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:54,897 I assume this means you found out what was wrong with Laura. 650 00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:02,696 She had amebiasis. 651 00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:06,492 We just found a different way to get rid of it. 652 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,287 Thank you. 653 00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:15,626 That was kind of you. 654 00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:18,003 I didn't want him going postal on us. 655 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,339 As soon as his wife's heart's in our hands 656 00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:22,508 you can tell him about the gonorrhea. 657 00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:25,010 He's got to be tested. 658 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,972 Preferably before he gets any sympathy sex. 659 00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:02,715 Paddles. 660 00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:09,596 Fifty joules. 661 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:14,893 Charging. 662 00:39:21,234 --> 00:39:22,526 Charging. 663 00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:31,744 Let's take him off bypass. 664 00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:37,082 Okay. 665 00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:39,209 Switch... 666 00:39:50,805 --> 00:39:54,183 Mr. Neuberger, there's something I need to tell you. 667 00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:59,855 For the last year 668 00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:01,899 or so, 669 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:05,527 Laura was kind of distant with me. 670 00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:07,279 I don't know why. 671 00:40:07,947 --> 00:40:10,908 I thought maybe she was having an affair. 672 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:13,077 But, not Laura. 673 00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:17,664 And I'm not excusing myself, but when I was traveling during Christmas 674 00:40:17,791 --> 00:40:19,124 I had a... 675 00:40:20,001 --> 00:40:22,002 I had a one-night stand. 676 00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:23,754 I got gonorrhea. 677 00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:28,926 - Are you sure... - Yeah. 678 00:40:30,386 --> 00:40:32,846 I should've said something to you. 679 00:40:33,223 --> 00:40:35,599 But I didn't wanna believe that I gave it to her. 680 00:40:35,725 --> 00:40:40,270 That's what made her sick and that was why she got into the accident. 681 00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:04,294 Cecile? 682 00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:07,172 Am I dead? 683 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:09,049 Hopefully not for a long time. 684 00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:12,302 Why are you here? 685 00:41:12,428 --> 00:41:13,971 Amy called me. 686 00:41:15,557 --> 00:41:18,517 If you do Mom again, you gotta wear a condom. 687 00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:22,104 You're gonna have gonorrhea in your system for a while. 688 00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:05,480 Could I stay with you for a few days? 689 00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:09,109 You idiot. You told her. 690 00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:10,819 She told me. 691 00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:14,948 Things have been crappy at home lately. 692 00:42:15,074 --> 00:42:17,784 I figured I wasn't spending enough time with her. 693 00:42:17,911 --> 00:42:19,369 I figured... 694 00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:25,042 Turns out you're right. 695 00:42:25,293 --> 00:42:27,169 It's always about sex. 696 00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:30,505 She's been having an affair. 697 00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:40,057 Want a beer?