1 00:00:19,936 --> 00:00:25,937 You're weight is 1-1-3.9 pounds. 2 00:00:32,049 --> 00:00:34,046 Are you gonna make me hurt you? 3 00:00:34,566 --> 00:00:37,978 — I didn't think so. — 4 00:00:40,864 --> 00:00:42,563 No! 5 00:01:11,438 --> 00:01:12,926 Are you all right? 6 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:14,849 Did I hurt you? 7 00:01:17,861 --> 00:01:19,012 Bob! 8 00:01:19,728 --> 00:01:21,084 Bob, what's wrong? 9 00:01:21,356 --> 00:01:23,399 What happened? Talk to me. 10 00:01:24,582 --> 00:01:27,612 Oh, my God. Okay, honey, hang on, hang on. 11 00:01:28,493 --> 00:01:30,141 911. What is your emergency? 12 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:33,847 Yes, we need an ambulance at 10600 Xavier, unit 4B! 13 00:01:33,931 --> 00:01:35,849 My husband can't breathe. 14 00:01:36,428 --> 00:01:37,568 Oh, my God! 15 00:01:37,568 --> 00:01:41,510 He's turning blue. You have to send someone now! Please, hurry! 16 00:01:42,452 --> 00:01:47,170 2X15 — Clueless 17 00:02:09,133 --> 00:02:12,639 Original Airdate (FOX): 28-MAR-2006 18 00:02:48,583 --> 00:02:51,217 You blow dry your hair? 19 00:02:51,302 --> 00:02:53,120 Oh, sorry, did I wake you up? 20 00:02:53,204 --> 00:02:56,138 You blow dry your hair? 21 00:02:56,291 --> 00:02:59,018 Excuse me for actually caring what I look like. 22 00:02:59,367 --> 00:03:02,236 I think the word you're looking for is obsessing. 23 00:03:02,667 --> 00:03:04,090 Been at it for almost an hour. 24 00:03:04,199 --> 00:03:06,298 If you wanted in, all you had to do is say so. 25 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:08,636 I don't want in. I want sleep. 26 00:03:09,054 --> 00:03:12,445 It's about time you got up anyway. It's almost 9:00. 27 00:03:14,244 --> 00:03:15,930 This isn't gonna work. 28 00:03:17,674 --> 00:03:18,501 What? 29 00:03:18,661 --> 00:03:20,546 You. Staying here. 30 00:03:20,817 --> 00:03:22,708 You're kicking me out? 31 00:03:22,998 --> 00:03:24,432 After one night? 32 00:03:24,585 --> 00:03:26,903 What, you think we should try counseling first? 33 00:03:29,492 --> 00:03:32,533 Why do you want to sleep on a couch anyway? You got money. 34 00:03:32,617 --> 00:03:34,866 At least until the divorce is finalized. 35 00:03:37,613 --> 00:03:39,655 I'll be out of your hair tomorrow. 36 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:42,644 What's left of it. 37 00:03:55,630 --> 00:03:57,357 It was three days ago. 38 00:03:57,441 --> 00:04:01,394 My throat got really dry and then my tongue felt like it was blowing up like a balloon. 39 00:04:01,478 --> 00:04:03,535 I assume somebody checked for food allergies? 40 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:05,155 Well, the first two doctors, both did. 41 00:04:05,239 --> 00:04:08,732 Next one said it was a panic attack. The one after that wanted to take his tonsils out. 42 00:04:08,817 --> 00:04:11,558 The last one had no idea. He just referred us to Dr. House. 43 00:04:11,659 --> 00:04:15,484 It says the attack was preceded by some sort of strenuous physical activity. 44 00:04:15,568 --> 00:04:17,192 Um…yeah. 45 00:04:17,256 --> 00:04:18,606 What were you doing? 46 00:04:24,787 --> 00:04:26,065 Awesome. 47 00:04:26,171 --> 00:04:29,099 A sex fiend with a swollen tongue. 48 00:04:29,204 --> 00:04:32,069 Just think of all the places I can make Foreman search. 49 00:04:32,153 --> 00:04:35,250 He's not a sex fiend. He's a happily married man. 50 00:04:35,352 --> 00:04:36,930 No such thing. 51 00:04:41,651 --> 00:04:42,885 What're you doing? 52 00:04:46,124 --> 00:04:48,428 Testing a new caffeine delivery system. 53 00:04:48,513 --> 00:04:50,145 He didn't get his beauty sleep. 54 00:04:50,517 --> 00:04:54,185 Wilson's moved in and apparently has unusually loud toenails. 55 00:04:54,323 --> 00:04:57,423 If they're into rape fantasies, S&M is on the menu as well. 56 00:04:57,507 --> 00:05:00,760 Neck trauma could cause vocal chords paroxysms, which could cause choking. 57 00:05:00,911 --> 00:05:03,936 I didn't see any sign of trauma, and they were remarkably open. 58 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:08,200 I asked about STDs, and they admitted participating in a threesome a few months ago. 59 00:05:08,284 --> 00:05:11,249 Hundred bucks says they're as miserable as the next couple. 60 00:05:11,932 --> 00:05:13,699 Another guy or girl? 61 00:05:13,796 --> 00:05:15,897 Girl. His wife's college roommate. 62 00:05:17,890 --> 00:05:20,225 If he's not happily married, I don't know who could be. 63 00:05:20,309 --> 00:05:21,744 They're looking for something. 64 00:05:21,933 --> 00:05:23,634 If you're happy, you got nothing to look for. 65 00:05:23,696 --> 00:05:26,030 His wife arranged it for an anniversary present. 66 00:05:26,030 --> 00:05:28,709 And if you ask me, if two people really trust each other, 67 00:05:28,794 --> 00:05:31,770 a threesome once every seven years might actually help a marriage. 68 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:37,629 Okay, I say we stop the DDX and discuss that comment. 69 00:05:38,703 --> 00:05:40,617 I'll take the bet. 70 00:05:41,899 --> 00:05:45,470 Maybe the first doctor was right. A food allergy explains the anaphylaxis. 71 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:49,280 Could be neurological. Progressive Bulbar Paralysis would explain the symptoms. 72 00:05:49,364 --> 00:05:52,503 No. ALS would affect his facial muscles before his throat. 73 00:05:52,588 --> 00:05:54,513 What if the problem's not in his throat? 74 00:05:54,596 --> 00:05:57,729 That'd be a little odd considering that's where all his symptoms are. 75 00:05:57,915 --> 00:05:59,456 — Says who? — The patient. 76 00:05:59,541 --> 00:06:03,412 Since most patients can't tell their ulna from their anus, 77 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:07,973 I'm guessing this guy also doesn't know the difference between choking and suffocating. 78 00:06:07,973 --> 00:06:10,298 His throat might be fine. His lungs might be messed up. 79 00:06:10,383 --> 00:06:13,681 Get more blood, a chest CT, and a body plethysmograph. 80 00:06:14,210 --> 00:06:18,005 Unless of course, you think we should be asking the patient where his anus is first. 81 00:06:19,769 --> 00:06:23,920 It, uh, feels like I have to urinate, and then when I try to go— 82 00:06:24,258 --> 00:06:25,984 Pull up your pants. 83 00:06:27,222 --> 00:06:31,015 — It's my prostate, isn't it? — Nope. Not your prostate. 84 00:06:31,661 --> 00:06:33,082 Herpes. 85 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:34,433 Herpes? 86 00:06:34,433 --> 00:06:35,473 Herpes. 87 00:06:35,809 --> 00:06:37,150 Your turn. 88 00:06:37,508 --> 00:06:41,682 If it makes you feel any better, half the patients who come into this place have some sort of crotch rot. 89 00:06:41,825 --> 00:06:43,862 Uh, no, it doesn't. 90 00:06:44,053 --> 00:06:47,438 Look, this is impossible. I've been married for 20 years. 91 00:06:47,503 --> 00:06:49,602 You had any sex in those 20 years? 92 00:06:49,686 --> 00:06:52,116 — Yes, of course— — Then that's how you got it. 93 00:06:52,175 --> 00:06:55,285 The only person I've had sex with is my wife. 94 00:06:56,276 --> 00:06:57,707 Bummer. 95 00:06:58,536 --> 00:07:01,888 Take this once a day. Tell your wife to do the same. 96 00:07:01,994 --> 00:07:04,872 It's not gonna cure it, but it'll lessen the frequency of the outbreaks. 97 00:07:04,956 --> 00:07:06,991 But there must be some mistake. 98 00:07:07,075 --> 00:07:08,322 You got any kids? 99 00:07:08,508 --> 00:07:09,009 Yeah. 100 00:07:09,093 --> 00:07:11,156 Any of them take guitar lessons? 101 00:07:11,791 --> 00:07:12,383 No. 102 00:07:12,467 --> 00:07:14,079 Tennis, art, acting? 103 00:07:14,164 --> 00:07:16,553 My daughter does karate. Why? 104 00:07:17,223 --> 00:07:19,344 Give this to her sensei. 105 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:22,417 Oh, wait. Does your wife play tennis? 106 00:07:22,602 --> 00:07:23,333 No. 107 00:07:23,525 --> 00:07:26,464 That's what I figured. It never hurts to make sure. 108 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:29,443 For Miyagi. 109 00:07:32,841 --> 00:07:37,322 I'm gonna close the shutter now. I need you to pant. Kind of like a dog. 110 00:07:39,474 --> 00:07:41,491 That's good. Keep going. 111 00:07:43,782 --> 00:07:46,470 Can I ask you a personal question? 112 00:07:47,417 --> 00:07:50,207 Uh, I guess. 113 00:07:50,291 --> 00:07:58,045 The, um…the threesome. And…the role playing. Is that because things get boring? 114 00:07:59,430 --> 00:08:00,589 No. 115 00:08:00,929 --> 00:08:05,749 We just…enjoy our fantasies. 116 00:08:08,442 --> 00:08:10,513 — You married? — No. 117 00:08:13,441 --> 00:08:16,023 You can go back to taking the deep breaths now. 118 00:08:17,672 --> 00:08:20,780 Marriages don't fail because couples get bored. 119 00:08:21,424 --> 00:08:23,158 They fail because… 120 00:08:23,304 --> 00:08:27,639 while they're dating, people pretend to be the person they think their partner wants and then… 121 00:08:28,150 --> 00:08:31,680 Well, there's only so long you can keep that up. 122 00:08:32,442 --> 00:08:35,656 Maybe they are that person while they're dating, but then they change. 123 00:08:35,762 --> 00:08:40,571 People thinking their partner will change? That's another reason marriages fail. 124 00:08:44,347 --> 00:08:46,149 People don't change. 125 00:08:46,334 --> 00:08:48,748 At least not in any way that really matters. 126 00:08:55,061 --> 00:08:57,307 I think you've had enough caffeine. 127 00:08:57,623 --> 00:09:00,641 You were right. It's not his throat. It's his lungs. 128 00:09:00,726 --> 00:09:02,843 Plethysmograph revealed decreased lung capacity. 129 00:09:02,928 --> 00:09:04,802 And the CT showed lung scarring. 130 00:09:04,867 --> 00:09:09,469 It's definitely interstitial pulmonary fibrosis. What's not definite is the cause. 131 00:09:09,553 --> 00:09:13,859 There's no arthritis, no sarcoidosis. Uh, he's not on any prescription meds. 132 00:09:13,943 --> 00:09:17,870 And he's a wedding photographer so I doubt he got exposed to coal dust or asbestos at work. 133 00:09:17,955 --> 00:09:19,416 Cause could be idiopathic. 134 00:09:19,487 --> 00:09:22,616 Can't be idiopathic. Idiopathic means without a known cause. 135 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:23,512 What I meant was that— 136 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:25,557 What you meant was you don't know what the cause is. 137 00:09:25,637 --> 00:09:28,624 Just say that, and we can avoid this conversation. 138 00:09:30,259 --> 00:09:31,744 No applause? 139 00:09:33,267 --> 00:09:35,116 — What's his current condition? — Stable. 140 00:09:35,307 --> 00:09:37,167 — Then we can wait. — Wait for what? 141 00:09:37,260 --> 00:09:40,057 For whatever you can't figure out to cause something else. 142 00:09:40,142 --> 00:09:41,142 You know it's going to. 143 00:09:41,210 --> 00:09:46,654 It's possible the IPF could just continue to— 144 00:09:51,234 --> 00:09:52,894 There's something wrong with his skin. 145 00:09:53,276 --> 00:09:54,930 Okay, stop scratching. I gotta look at it. 146 00:09:55,014 --> 00:09:56,516 I can't! This is driving me crazy. 147 00:09:56,619 --> 00:09:57,601 Stop scratching so— 148 00:09:57,601 --> 00:09:59,237 — Make it stop! — Okay— 149 00:10:00,151 --> 00:10:01,655 Make it stop! 150 00:10:02,105 --> 00:10:03,264 Make it stop. 151 00:10:10,456 --> 00:10:12,839 Now we got something to discuss. 152 00:10:12,839 --> 00:10:17,219 What causes both lung scarring and the itchy splotchy red blotchies? 153 00:10:17,303 --> 00:10:20,795 It's obviously not a reaction to medication. We haven't given him any yet. 154 00:10:20,896 --> 00:10:25,875 Right. But what besides what it's obviously not can cause both lung scarring and the splotchies? 155 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:26,875 Where are you going? 156 00:10:27,023 --> 00:10:30,469 To complete the second half of the caffeine delivery system. 157 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:34,609 Either talk louder or get in here! 158 00:10:41,793 --> 00:10:44,020 Same color coming out as going in. 159 00:10:44,093 --> 00:10:45,522 You think that's a marketing thing? 160 00:10:45,590 --> 00:10:48,141 Lupus could cause lung scarring and a rash. 161 00:10:48,225 --> 00:10:49,883 Or it could still be a food allergy. 162 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:51,409 We've already ruled out allergies. 163 00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:53,097 Did we? 164 00:10:53,290 --> 00:10:54,410 Where's Cameron? 165 00:10:54,716 --> 00:10:56,170 We're in the men's room. 166 00:10:56,526 --> 00:10:59,171 We need an allergy expert in here! 167 00:11:03,025 --> 00:11:04,454 This can wait two minutes. 168 00:11:04,518 --> 00:11:05,648 You don't know that. 169 00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:08,714 Chase thinks that food allergies should still be on the table. 170 00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,298 No, it wouldn't explain the lung scarring. 171 00:11:10,382 --> 00:11:14,632 Some homeopathic studies have found a connection between food allergies and autoimmune reactions, 172 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,060 which could cause lung inflammation. 173 00:11:16,144 --> 00:11:20,699 Yeah. And some homeopathic studies have also found that ground-up spiders can cure cancer. 174 00:11:21,210 --> 00:11:22,066 Can I go now? 175 00:11:22,171 --> 00:11:23,178 No. 176 00:11:24,694 --> 00:11:28,724 Lungs, skin. Skin, lungs. 177 00:11:29,005 --> 00:11:30,549 Sklungs? 178 00:11:31,919 --> 00:11:34,184 Lungs, skin. 179 00:11:35,563 --> 00:11:37,284 Throat. 180 00:11:40,472 --> 00:11:42,436 Heavy metal toxicity. 181 00:11:42,788 --> 00:11:45,464 It explains the lungs, the itching, 182 00:11:45,652 --> 00:11:48,423 the swelling in his tongue and throat. 183 00:11:48,507 --> 00:11:51,565 I thought you didn't believe there was anything wrong with this throat. 184 00:11:51,652 --> 00:11:53,262 I never said I didn't believe it. 185 00:11:53,605 --> 00:11:55,468 I just said I had good reason to doubt it. 186 00:11:55,527 --> 00:11:56,561 And now? 187 00:11:56,645 --> 00:11:58,493 And now I have good reason to doubt those doubts. 188 00:11:58,731 --> 00:12:01,325 Patient's a little old to be chewing paint off the walls. 189 00:12:01,409 --> 00:12:06,103 Nor does he drink well water or eat fish every day or do anything else that could've exposed him to heavy metals. 190 00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:09,230 He and his wife worked a wedding in Cabo San Lucas last month. 191 00:12:09,340 --> 00:12:12,487 A lot of pottery in Mexico is contaminated with lead-based paint. 192 00:12:12,571 --> 00:12:14,157 Now aren't you glad you joined us? 193 00:12:15,161 --> 00:12:18,477 Search their house and screen his blood and hair for lead. 194 00:12:18,926 --> 00:12:21,547 And test for mercury and arsenic while you're at it. 195 00:12:21,631 --> 00:12:22,822 Chase. 196 00:12:22,929 --> 00:12:27,585 Find out what the resort cooks with, and if they have repainted recently or did any plumbing repairs. 197 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,633 I don't speak Spanish. 198 00:12:30,012 --> 00:12:31,901 Then it'll be challenging. 199 00:12:42,997 --> 00:12:44,288 Good Lord. 200 00:12:44,554 --> 00:12:46,432 What is that smell? 201 00:12:46,862 --> 00:12:48,442 Stuffed pepper. 202 00:12:49,676 --> 00:12:51,415 Stuffed with what? 203 00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:52,960 Vomit? 204 00:13:02,793 --> 00:13:04,543 Thought you were going to a hotel. 205 00:13:04,693 --> 00:13:06,163 I found an apartment. 206 00:13:06,248 --> 00:13:08,479 I can move in on Monday. Is that fast enough for you? 207 00:13:08,563 --> 00:13:09,688 What's today? 208 00:13:11,996 --> 00:13:13,189 Where'd you get all that stuff? 209 00:13:13,273 --> 00:13:15,039 Well, not from your kitchen. 210 00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:20,176 Don't you ever eat anything besides canned soup and peanut butter? 211 00:13:20,363 --> 00:13:25,355 Don't you eat anything that doesn't look like it's been rolled onto your plate by a dung beetle? 212 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:29,528 Try it. 213 00:13:35,492 --> 00:13:37,105 It's good, isn't it? 214 00:13:37,671 --> 00:13:38,597 No. 215 00:13:39,057 --> 00:13:41,167 Just better than it looks. 216 00:13:43,724 --> 00:13:47,074 How much beans and rice do you think you'd have to eat from a ceramic pot 217 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:51,316 painted with lead-based paint to get enough lead into your system to damage your lungs? 218 00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:52,998 Are we talking a child or an adult? 219 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,116 Adult. 220 00:13:54,242 --> 00:13:55,400 Then I'd say a lot. 221 00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:58,966 You'd have to beans every day for months. 222 00:13:59,347 --> 00:14:03,033 Now, why do you have a season pass to the New Yankee workshop? 223 00:14:03,119 --> 00:14:05,995 It's a complete moron working with power tools. 224 00:14:06,058 --> 00:14:07,917 How much more suspenseful can you get? 225 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,570 — I'm—I was watching something. — No… 226 00:14:10,655 --> 00:14:12,385 You were about to watch something. 227 00:14:12,445 --> 00:14:15,516 I'm watching something. See the difference? 228 00:14:17,349 --> 00:14:19,916 If the water was contaminated, wouldn't I be sick too? 229 00:14:20,011 --> 00:14:22,633 People can metabolize toxins at different rates. 230 00:14:22,733 --> 00:14:24,447 We'll test it to be sure. 231 00:14:25,493 --> 00:14:28,689 — Have you done any recent renovations? — No. 232 00:14:29,470 --> 00:14:31,703 Have any problem with bugs or rodents? 233 00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:33,762 Just the occasional ant. 234 00:14:35,436 --> 00:14:36,443 Use bug spray? 235 00:14:36,594 --> 00:14:38,826 No. I hate the smell. 236 00:14:38,928 --> 00:14:42,974 Luckily both of us are pretty anal about keeping things clean. 237 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,600 Yeah, I can tell. 238 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,544 You think ants are the problem? 239 00:14:58,628 --> 00:15:01,017 Can you stop stuffing your mouth with pancakes for one second? 240 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:04,177 These aren't pancakes. These are macadamia nut pancakes. 241 00:15:04,261 --> 00:15:06,274 Wilson made 'em and they're amazing. 242 00:15:06,382 --> 00:15:10,766 — She said she doesn't use bug spray, but— — Silver dollar slices of heaven. 243 00:15:10,919 --> 00:15:14,292 — Some ants are poisonous. Maybe— — Forget the 72 virgins. 244 00:15:14,392 --> 00:15:16,341 If I blow myself up in a crowded restaurant, 245 00:15:16,455 --> 00:15:18,873 I'm gonna be asking for a plate of these babies. 246 00:15:19,337 --> 00:15:21,571 Is the ant big and red or small and black? 247 00:15:21,655 --> 00:15:22,700 Medium and brown. 248 00:15:22,784 --> 00:15:25,485 Halle Berry brown or Beyoncй brown? 249 00:15:25,552 --> 00:15:26,984 Is there a difference? 250 00:15:27,848 --> 00:15:30,048 Is there a difference? 251 00:15:30,584 --> 00:15:35,496 Army ants could devour, dissolve, eat a cow in a matter of hours. 252 00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:37,965 Australian bull ants on the hand 253 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:43,223 are nasty little bastards, but they're more of a nuisance than a threat. No surprise there. 254 00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:44,684 Beyoncй. 255 00:15:44,873 --> 00:15:46,433 Well, then that's not it. 256 00:15:46,969 --> 00:15:48,896 How much clay did he eat at the resort? 257 00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:52,525 It's a five-star, 400-a-night place. They don't cook with ceramic pots. 258 00:15:52,609 --> 00:15:53,229 Tox screen? 259 00:15:53,313 --> 00:15:55,525 No evidence of lead, mercury, or arsenic. 260 00:15:55,609 --> 00:15:56,616 Run 'em again. 261 00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:59,808 Call the resort. Find some disgruntled employee to talk to. 262 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,937 — Go back to the home— — It's not heavy metals. 263 00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:04,190 — The symptoms say it is. — The tests say it's not. 264 00:16:04,274 --> 00:16:06,216 Well, who you gonna believe? The symptoms or the tests? 265 00:16:06,318 --> 00:16:08,058 Could also be a food allergy. 266 00:16:08,143 --> 00:16:09,286 Cameron says it's not. 267 00:16:09,370 --> 00:16:11,381 If your tests can be wrong, why can't hers? 268 00:16:11,491 --> 00:16:14,959 His diet hasn't changed since he was a kid. His favorite foodis Corn Flakes. 269 00:16:15,044 --> 00:16:19,381 Which I assume he eats with milk, one of the most common adult onset food allergies. 270 00:16:19,381 --> 00:16:22,443 Start treating him for lead poisoning. It's the most likely heavy metal. 271 00:16:22,528 --> 00:16:26,074 And yeah, you can test him for allergies for dairy, wheat, and legume. 272 00:16:33,084 --> 00:16:38,616 I am not having an affair with my daughter's karate instructor, and I did not give my husband herpes. 273 00:16:38,918 --> 00:16:40,573 Found out where House is. 274 00:16:44,608 --> 00:16:48,272 If you're convinced it's allergies, why're you giving him drugs to treat lead poisoning? 275 00:16:48,356 --> 00:16:50,190 We're not convinced of anything, yet. 276 00:16:50,274 --> 00:16:52,430 I think I need something else. This cream isn't working. 277 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,276 We're doing everything we can. 278 00:16:55,652 --> 00:16:56,802 Ow! 279 00:16:57,023 --> 00:16:57,609 Sorry. 280 00:16:57,792 --> 00:16:59,915 No, no, it's not my back. It's my feet. 281 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:02,554 I think I stepped in something when I went to the bathroom. 282 00:17:02,628 --> 00:17:05,029 Uh, it's on my socks. It's burning! 283 00:17:08,232 --> 00:17:09,420 I don't see anything. 284 00:17:09,504 --> 00:17:10,662 Please take my socks off. 285 00:17:10,736 --> 00:17:12,078 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 286 00:17:14,045 --> 00:17:16,338 Ow! Stop. Stop, stop! 287 00:17:16,338 --> 00:17:17,808 What did you just scratch him with? 288 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,487 If there was an allergic reaction, it'd be on his back, not on his feet. 289 00:17:21,571 --> 00:17:23,918 Oh, God, it's burning! Please make it stop. 290 00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,656 Gonna need some gabapentin in here. 291 00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:32,724 Excruciating pain in the lower extremities. 292 00:17:33,038 --> 00:17:35,005 Not a sign of a food allergy. 293 00:17:35,109 --> 00:17:36,690 Means there's a neurological problem. 294 00:17:36,774 --> 00:17:40,748 More significantly, it's yet another classic sign of heavy metals. 295 00:17:40,832 --> 00:17:47,040 And I just did yet another hair and blood test for lead and everything else he could possibly have been exposed to. They're all negative. 296 00:17:47,136 --> 00:17:48,251 It's gotta be something else. 297 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,928 — Lupus could cause— — No. 298 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:53,004 Lupus progresses slower. There'd be joint pain. 299 00:17:53,099 --> 00:17:54,915 So it's not a typical case. 300 00:17:54,915 --> 00:17:57,765 — We should get an ANA— — It's not lupus. 301 00:17:58,713 --> 00:18:00,145 Symptoms don't match. 302 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,455 And the tests don't match heavy metals. 303 00:18:12,114 --> 00:18:14,617 It's happening again. He's not breathing! 304 00:18:17,117 --> 00:18:20,124 Tongue's swelling, airways closing. He's not getting any air. 305 00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:22,253 — His lungs are clear. — We're gonna have to intubate. 306 00:18:22,438 --> 00:18:24,747 Try to relax, Bob, this is gonna help you breathe. 307 00:18:24,932 --> 00:18:25,988 Oh, my God! 308 00:18:26,199 --> 00:18:27,812 He's gonna aspirate. Need suction! 309 00:18:27,897 --> 00:18:28,593 What's happening? 310 00:18:28,677 --> 00:18:29,789 Suction. 311 00:18:30,688 --> 00:18:32,850 There's too much vomit. We're never going to be able to intubate. 312 00:18:32,992 --> 00:18:34,186 We need to trach him. 313 00:18:34,294 --> 00:18:35,756 He's not breathing. 314 00:18:58,091 --> 00:19:00,557 His urine has elevated proteins and red blood cells. 315 00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:03,751 It's lupus-induced kidney failure. If we don't start treatment— 316 00:19:03,835 --> 00:19:05,869 Heavy metal toxicity could cause vomiting. 317 00:19:05,953 --> 00:19:08,834 And so would lupus nephritis, and it also causes tissue swelling. 318 00:19:08,919 --> 00:19:10,955 He's choking on his tongue, not his feet. 319 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:14,698 The corticosteroids we gave him to control the inflammation can cause facial swelling. 320 00:19:14,783 --> 00:19:16,985 It's still not his throat, but you're getting closer. 321 00:19:17,168 --> 00:19:19,337 I'm doing an ANA and a serum compliment. 322 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:23,248 If you're so sure, why waste time with tests? Just start treatment. 323 00:19:23,332 --> 00:19:27,001 Oh, no, wait, we can't do that because we already have and it's not working. Ergo— 324 00:19:27,085 --> 00:19:30,192 Corticosteroids aren't the only treatment for lupus nephritis. 325 00:19:30,508 --> 00:19:33,801 We could also try cyclophosphamide or immunosuppressants. 326 00:19:33,886 --> 00:19:40,116 Only if we confirm the diagnosis with an ANA, serum compliment, anti-DNA, IV pyelogram, and kidney biopsy. 327 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,968 So now you suddenly believe in tests? 328 00:19:43,052 --> 00:19:46,128 — The symptoms— — The symptoms all point to heavy metal poisoning. 329 00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:47,713 Yeah, we all get it. 330 00:19:47,885 --> 00:19:51,147 Unless you've got proof and can tell me which heavy metal it is, 331 00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:53,452 I'm starting treatment for lupus. 332 00:20:00,487 --> 00:20:05,206 Systemic lupus erythematosus causes the immune system to become hyperactive. 333 00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:06,839 Attack normal tissue. 334 00:20:06,986 --> 00:20:09,511 It could be what caused the lung inflammation 335 00:20:09,596 --> 00:20:13,780 as well as the swelling in his throat and now what appears to be damage to his kidneys. 336 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,238 The treatment's usually steroids. 337 00:20:16,395 --> 00:20:18,036 But he's already on steroids. 338 00:20:18,105 --> 00:20:21,504 If the tests confirm we're on the right track, there are other medications we can try. 339 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:22,718 And if those don't work? 340 00:20:23,487 --> 00:20:27,281 Well, lupus is a chronic condition, but it's generally controllable. 341 00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:29,460 What do you mean, generally? 342 00:20:29,859 --> 00:20:33,844 In rare cases, it can cause cardiovascular or renal failure. 343 00:20:33,929 --> 00:20:35,567 Cardiovascular and… 344 00:20:35,811 --> 00:20:40,385 renal. That's, uh, the heart and the kidneys, right? 345 00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:41,510 Yeah. 346 00:20:52,803 --> 00:20:56,944 Don't worry. It'll be all right. 347 00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:12,187 Enjoying the salad? 348 00:21:12,654 --> 00:21:13,797 There's no lettuce. 349 00:21:13,975 --> 00:21:15,519 I'm aware that there's no lettuce! 350 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,539 Do you know when I obtained this knowledge? 351 00:21:17,606 --> 00:21:18,484 Actually, I'm in the middle of— 352 00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:19,654 When I made it. 353 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,222 For myself. 354 00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:23,898 Well, how was I supposed to know? 355 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,879 Well…I was hoping— This might tip you off. 356 00:21:29,218 --> 00:21:30,991 That's kind of selfish. Don't you think? 357 00:21:31,076 --> 00:21:33,224 I offered to make you some. You said no. 358 00:21:33,309 --> 00:21:35,465 Ah, that was before I tasted the pancakes. 359 00:21:35,653 --> 00:21:37,494 It's a compliment, you should be flattered. 360 00:21:38,626 --> 00:21:39,656 Here. 361 00:21:41,302 --> 00:21:43,804 It's Mrs. Lambert's herpes test results. 362 00:21:43,991 --> 00:21:45,060 Mrs. who? 363 00:21:45,421 --> 00:21:49,682 You've told more than one patient his wife is sleeping with his daughter's karate teacher? 364 00:21:50,079 --> 00:21:52,549 You wanna stir the pot, you have to clean up the mess. 365 00:21:52,732 --> 00:21:54,279 What would you do if you got herpes? 366 00:21:54,344 --> 00:21:56,194 She's coming in at 5:00, don't make me come looking for you. 367 00:21:56,278 --> 00:21:58,703 Actually, I know what you'd do. But I mean a normal guy— 368 00:21:58,787 --> 00:22:04,468 And don't be calling in sick, or saying that your team needs you for some kind of emergency consult. 369 00:22:04,553 --> 00:22:09,989 If he suspected that maybe his wife had also been playing pickle games, he could just keep it on the down low. 370 00:22:10,041 --> 00:22:11,811 At least wait till she got infected. 371 00:22:11,895 --> 00:22:14,122 You'd give your own wife herpes just to shift the blame onto— 372 00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:17,085 Oh, he'd give his own mother herpes if it got him out of clinic duty. 373 00:22:18,168 --> 00:22:19,958 Of course, maybe it was the wife. 374 00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:22,162 Maybe she was the one who— 375 00:22:27,851 --> 00:22:29,394 Where's Mrs. Nympho? 376 00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:30,896 She's waiting outside. Why? 377 00:22:30,980 --> 00:22:31,959 Go search her. 378 00:22:32,026 --> 00:22:33,741 What, you mean her medical records? 379 00:22:33,825 --> 00:22:37,082 If I meant that, good chance I'd have said that. 380 00:22:39,638 --> 00:22:40,867 You think she's poisoning him? 381 00:22:40,951 --> 00:22:44,817 His symptoms should be getting better the longer he's here. Instead they're getting worse. 382 00:22:45,019 --> 00:22:48,761 So either she's poisoning him or— It's not heavy metals. 383 00:22:48,944 --> 00:22:51,341 We've done over ten different heavy metal tox screens— 384 00:22:51,426 --> 00:22:53,907 Because there's no reason to test for the other 30. 385 00:22:54,051 --> 00:22:57,307 They don't get into the air or food. They only get in you if someone puts them in you. 386 00:22:57,392 --> 00:23:01,058 And the only way we're going to find out what she's been sprinkling on his corn flakes is to search her. 387 00:23:01,143 --> 00:23:05,745 I am not going to accuse a woman of trying to murder her own husband based simply on some paranoid theory. 388 00:23:05,830 --> 00:23:07,298 It's the only explanation. 389 00:23:07,448 --> 00:23:09,083 We've eliminated every other possibility. 390 00:23:09,167 --> 00:23:11,131 We have not eliminated every other possibility. 391 00:23:11,215 --> 00:23:12,889 Has he responded to the latest lupus treatment? 392 00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:14,184 He's only been on it for a few hours. 393 00:23:14,261 --> 00:23:16,175 He hasn't responded because it's not lupus. 394 00:23:16,441 --> 00:23:19,934 It's not allergies, ALS, arthritis, or sarcoidosis. 395 00:23:19,976 --> 00:23:21,709 She's all that's left. 396 00:23:22,741 --> 00:23:24,465 Do it! 397 00:23:29,457 --> 00:23:30,447 Hi. 398 00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:32,901 I'm Dr. House. 399 00:23:33,926 --> 00:23:35,754 Mind if I take a lookin your purse? 400 00:23:36,404 --> 00:23:37,282 Why? 401 00:23:37,415 --> 00:23:42,832 Because I'm going to need to search it and you for whatever you're using to poison your husband. 402 00:23:43,676 --> 00:23:46,220 Why would I want to hurt my husband? 403 00:23:47,090 --> 00:23:49,656 Then you won't mind if I search your things. 404 00:23:53,272 --> 00:23:54,496 Go ahead. 405 00:24:04,886 --> 00:24:06,615 You satisfied? 406 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:10,230 Absolutely not. 407 00:24:10,314 --> 00:24:13,558 She agreed to let me search everywhere else, but this she says no to. 408 00:24:13,643 --> 00:24:14,643 Doesn't that tell you something? 409 00:24:14,727 --> 00:24:19,000 Yes, that she doesn't want some lunatic doctor searching her vagina with a flashlight. 410 00:24:19,084 --> 00:24:19,996 Oh, Cameron could do that. 411 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:20,964 I'm not going to— 412 00:24:21,048 --> 00:24:22,975 The woman hasn't left the hospital since they arrived. 413 00:24:23,059 --> 00:24:25,017 Whatever she's using, she's obviously hiding somewhere. 414 00:24:25,101 --> 00:24:26,438 She's not poisoning him. 415 00:24:26,522 --> 00:24:27,530 It's the only explanation. 416 00:24:27,614 --> 00:24:30,540 No, it's the only explanation your twisted mind can come up with 417 00:24:30,540 --> 00:24:33,660 because you're angry that you can't find the answer, and you're taking it out on her. 418 00:24:33,744 --> 00:24:37,574 And you are protecting a complete stranger based on some childishly romantic notion that 419 00:24:37,658 --> 00:24:39,951 people are all so happily married they don't want to kill each other. 420 00:24:40,032 --> 00:24:41,057 You calling me childish? 421 00:24:41,099 --> 00:24:41,607 Grow up. 422 00:24:41,793 --> 00:24:42,528 Shut up. 423 00:24:42,636 --> 00:24:45,657 Both of you. And stay away from his wife. 424 00:24:45,741 --> 00:24:48,689 Sorry. I'm not giving you permission to assault someone. 425 00:25:09,293 --> 00:25:11,646 Let's see. I'm thinking 426 00:25:12,017 --> 00:25:15,965 Colonel Mustard in the music room with the candlestick. 427 00:25:16,049 --> 00:25:19,427 There's no music room. It's the conservatory. 428 00:25:19,427 --> 00:25:21,233 — Same thing. — No, it isn't. 429 00:25:22,746 --> 00:25:26,616 If we don't find out what she's using and start treatment immediately, he'll be dead in a week. 430 00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:27,809 If you're right. 431 00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:31,206 If Foreman's right, you'd have basically raped an innocent woman. 432 00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:39,221 My wife fired the maid. 433 00:25:39,374 --> 00:25:43,457 Apparently she's getting rid of everything that reminds her of me. 434 00:25:43,895 --> 00:25:45,250 You did your maid? 435 00:25:45,334 --> 00:25:49,970 I was nice to our maid, which…annoyed her. God knows why. 436 00:25:50,054 --> 00:25:51,328 Maybe she was doing her. 437 00:25:51,328 --> 00:25:54,018 No one was doing her. All right? 438 00:25:54,102 --> 00:25:55,789 But, you still feel responsible. 439 00:25:55,896 --> 00:25:59,717 Even though nothing or no one was done, it's still your fault. 440 00:26:00,485 --> 00:26:04,146 I offered to keep paying her salary until she found another job. 441 00:26:04,748 --> 00:26:08,260 But she refused to take any money without doing any work, so— 442 00:26:09,825 --> 00:26:11,564 If you want someone to clean your apartment, 443 00:26:11,749 --> 00:26:12,719 It's on me. 444 00:26:12,777 --> 00:26:15,410 You're supposed to moving out, not moving more people in. 445 00:26:15,503 --> 00:26:17,990 She's not moving in. She's gonna clean. 446 00:26:18,056 --> 00:26:19,590 Maybe I should just move out, and the the two of you could— 447 00:26:19,674 --> 00:26:21,368 Oh, God! 448 00:26:21,453 --> 00:26:23,154 — Oh, God, no. — Call a code! 449 00:26:24,569 --> 00:26:26,143 Please. 450 00:26:28,111 --> 00:26:30,580 Charge it to 360. Give him epi. 451 00:26:32,316 --> 00:26:33,268 Clear! 452 00:26:35,266 --> 00:26:36,186 Still no pulse. 453 00:26:36,270 --> 00:26:38,167 Charging. Clear! 454 00:26:39,313 --> 00:26:40,594 I got a pulse. 455 00:26:42,922 --> 00:26:44,081 Pupils are reactive. 456 00:26:44,231 --> 00:26:45,277 You still with us? 457 00:26:45,426 --> 00:26:48,129 He was without oxygen for less than a minute. It can't be hypoxia. 458 00:26:48,189 --> 00:26:49,542 Could be a stroke. 459 00:26:49,854 --> 00:26:51,672 Honey, can you hear me? 460 00:26:51,935 --> 00:26:52,620 Back up. 461 00:26:52,706 --> 00:26:54,814 Bob, talk to me. Bob? 462 00:26:54,899 --> 00:26:56,753 Honey, please. 463 00:26:58,110 --> 00:27:00,260 Bob, can you hear me? 464 00:27:03,173 --> 00:27:04,063 He's awake. 465 00:27:04,452 --> 00:27:06,095 Can you hear me? 466 00:27:07,550 --> 00:27:08,567 Honey? 467 00:27:11,750 --> 00:27:14,009 Hi. 468 00:27:15,481 --> 00:27:20,248 Yes. She is… quite the little actress. 469 00:27:24,982 --> 00:27:27,365 So, let's say she's not poisoning him. 470 00:27:27,530 --> 00:27:29,261 There's nothing more to discuss. 471 00:27:29,327 --> 00:27:33,288 We've got lungand kidney failure, neurological symptoms, and now cardiac arrest. 472 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,770 A systemic disease with multi-organ involvement is the definition of lupus. 473 00:27:36,855 --> 00:27:38,350 Autoimmune suppressants aren't helping. 474 00:27:38,435 --> 00:27:41,483 We should start him on cyclophosphamide. See if it makes a difference. 475 00:27:41,543 --> 00:27:44,831 Yeah. And interferon. 476 00:27:44,890 --> 00:27:47,741 Interferon isn't an approved treatment for lupus. 477 00:27:47,831 --> 00:27:48,619 You're not still thinking— 478 00:27:48,703 --> 00:27:52,047 Interferon isn't an approved treatment for heavy metal toxicity either. 479 00:27:52,131 --> 00:27:56,422 True. But it's pretty much the only thing we can do for a viral infection. 480 00:27:58,167 --> 00:27:59,464 We didn't consider it because— 481 00:27:59,548 --> 00:28:01,438 Because it doesn't make sense. There's no fever. 482 00:28:01,661 --> 00:28:03,573 Because he's got no immune system. 483 00:28:03,635 --> 00:28:06,638 Thanks to the immunosuppressants you prescribe for lupus treatment. 484 00:28:06,722 --> 00:28:08,109 He didn't present with a fever either. 485 00:28:08,193 --> 00:28:11,504 Because at that point, he was a post-viral autoimmune reaction. 486 00:28:11,589 --> 00:28:12,338 Which again— 487 00:28:12,863 --> 00:28:16,317 Thanks to the immunosuppressants you prescribed for lupus treatment, 488 00:28:16,401 --> 00:28:18,731 his immune system basically rolled out the red carpet 489 00:28:18,815 --> 00:28:22,706 for the dormant virus, waking it up, turning it into a present viral infection. 490 00:28:22,790 --> 00:28:24,253 Give him interferon. 491 00:28:24,484 --> 00:28:27,734 But if it is lupus, interferon could make it worse. 492 00:28:27,881 --> 00:28:29,269 Suppress his bone marrow even further. 493 00:28:29,353 --> 00:28:30,016 Which is more likely? 494 00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:33,619 A rapidly progressing, acute-onset lupus in a patient who's already on steroids, 495 00:28:33,703 --> 00:28:36,472 or a team of doctors missing a post-viral reaction? 496 00:28:36,557 --> 00:28:38,004 We didn't miss anything. 497 00:28:38,599 --> 00:28:43,548 Well then, I'm wrong and you shouldn't— Give him interferon! 498 00:28:45,428 --> 00:28:49,596 Intravenous interferon has been shown to be effective against some viral infections. 499 00:28:49,681 --> 00:28:53,921 But, I thought you said it wasn't an infection. You said it was lupus. 500 00:28:54,005 --> 00:28:58,023 The increasingly rapid progression of the symptoms has caused us to reconsider. 501 00:28:58,382 --> 00:29:00,194 And what if you're wrong here too? 502 00:29:00,421 --> 00:29:01,853 What if it's not a virus? 503 00:29:02,036 --> 00:29:04,040 There are risks with interferon. 504 00:29:04,260 --> 00:29:07,288 Especially in a patient who's already immunosuppressed. 505 00:29:07,981 --> 00:29:12,369 Look, at this point, you're lungs, kidneys, and heart are all failing. 506 00:29:12,940 --> 00:29:15,186 We really don't have any choice. 507 00:29:49,689 --> 00:29:51,919 I cheated. 508 00:29:52,719 --> 00:29:53,886 What? 509 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:58,409 9th grade… earth science. 510 00:29:58,745 --> 00:30:00,489 Mr. Foley. 511 00:30:02,319 --> 00:30:05,495 I sat behind you so I could cheat off of you. 512 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:13,385 And I let you cheat… so you'd sit behind me. 513 00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:18,570 I thought we were gonna grow old together. 514 00:30:20,508 --> 00:30:22,014 In 9th grade? 515 00:30:22,267 --> 00:30:24,945 No. 10th. 516 00:30:25,830 --> 00:30:28,570 What, you had to make sure I put out first? 517 00:30:30,627 --> 00:30:31,690 No. 518 00:30:32,028 --> 00:30:34,944 I knew you put out in the 7th grade. 519 00:30:41,392 --> 00:30:43,309 I love you. 520 00:30:47,006 --> 00:30:49,040 Yeah, I know. 521 00:30:50,257 --> 00:30:52,336 Say you love me. 522 00:30:53,787 --> 00:30:55,216 No. 523 00:30:55,399 --> 00:30:57,047 Why not? 524 00:30:58,272 --> 00:31:02,465 Because…you're not dying. 525 00:31:03,201 --> 00:31:05,789 Say it anyway. 526 00:31:08,574 --> 00:31:10,990 You gonna make me hurt you? 527 00:31:18,370 --> 00:31:20,129 I love you. 528 00:31:31,501 --> 00:31:32,618 It's not working. 529 00:31:32,688 --> 00:31:35,537 Both his lungs and kidneys are continuing to deteriorate. 530 00:31:36,577 --> 00:31:38,687 — Up the dose. — We already have. 531 00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:39,764 Apparently not enough. 532 00:31:40,043 --> 00:31:41,023 I don't think it's a virus. 533 00:31:41,108 --> 00:31:43,843 We've been running titers for everything we could think of. They're all negative. 534 00:31:50,015 --> 00:31:51,600 Increase the interferon. 535 00:31:51,870 --> 00:31:52,424 House. 536 00:31:52,483 --> 00:31:55,380 You got a better idea? Other than lupus? 537 00:31:56,478 --> 00:31:57,207 No. 538 00:31:57,381 --> 00:31:58,897 Then up the dose. 539 00:31:58,981 --> 00:32:02,138 Mr. and Mrs. Lambert's appointment was over an hour ago. 540 00:32:02,229 --> 00:32:06,419 Sorry. I was sick. And my team needed an emergency consult. 541 00:32:10,804 --> 00:32:13,294 Your wife has herpes. 542 00:32:13,755 --> 00:32:15,135 What? 543 00:32:15,592 --> 00:32:17,554 That— That's impossible. I don't have any— 544 00:32:17,664 --> 00:32:20,083 You haven't had an outbreak…yet. 545 00:32:20,145 --> 00:32:21,723 Don't worry, you will. 546 00:32:22,810 --> 00:32:24,774 You rutty jackass! 547 00:32:25,265 --> 00:32:27,995 Me? I haven't been with anyone in 20 years! 548 00:32:28,079 --> 00:32:29,554 But you're the one with the blisters on his— 549 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:31,570 Doesn't mean that he got it first. 550 00:32:31,845 --> 00:32:33,737 You don't need to have an outbreak to spread the virus. 551 00:32:33,887 --> 00:32:37,244 Yeah! And you're the one always talking about wanting more sex. 552 00:32:37,328 --> 00:32:38,255 From you. 553 00:32:38,321 --> 00:32:41,468 And maybe I'd get more if you weren't actually getting it somewhere else. 554 00:32:41,552 --> 00:32:43,595 Well, you two obviously have a lot to talk about. 555 00:32:43,679 --> 00:32:45,379 Don't even think about dumping this on my lap. 556 00:32:45,565 --> 00:32:48,335 There's gotta be someway to prove that it's him. 557 00:32:48,419 --> 00:32:50,459 I'm sorry. There is no test. 558 00:32:50,543 --> 00:32:53,357 Either you two ever sit on a public toilet? 559 00:32:54,512 --> 00:32:55,828 Well? 560 00:32:55,912 --> 00:32:57,112 Of course. 561 00:32:57,239 --> 00:33:00,342 Herpes can live for short periods of time outside the body. 562 00:33:00,427 --> 00:33:01,929 Dr. House, you know you can't get herpes— 563 00:33:02,013 --> 00:33:06,296 Some politically correct doctors will tell you that it's impossible to get infected by a toilet seat, 564 00:33:06,380 --> 00:33:10,787 but they'll also tell you not to use the same bath towel to dry your crotch and your face during an outbreak. 565 00:33:10,871 --> 00:33:11,757 See the contradiction? 566 00:33:11,866 --> 00:33:13,866 I always use a paper cover. 567 00:33:14,095 --> 00:33:16,066 — Always? — Yes, of course. 568 00:33:16,150 --> 00:33:17,157 What about you? 569 00:33:17,796 --> 00:33:18,708 No. 570 00:33:19,545 --> 00:33:20,891 I never knew. 571 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,906 Oh, please. This is ridiculous. 572 00:33:24,253 --> 00:33:27,012 Damn. I was sure it was Miyagi. 573 00:33:27,096 --> 00:33:27,851 What? 574 00:33:28,289 --> 00:33:31,310 He could believe that you can get herpes from a toilet seat, or 575 00:33:31,394 --> 00:33:34,323 he could be cheating on you and just be happy to have an out. 576 00:33:34,407 --> 00:33:36,332 The toilet seat makes sense, doesn't it? 577 00:33:36,416 --> 00:33:40,728 Sure, but she'd only refused to believe such a well presented lie if she were innocent. 578 00:33:40,899 --> 00:33:44,619 And since you both can't be innocent… You rutty jackass. 579 00:33:44,703 --> 00:33:45,875 Oh, you— 580 00:33:48,174 --> 00:33:49,524 — Thanks a lot. — My pleasure. 581 00:33:49,608 --> 00:33:52,359 Honey. Wait! Please. 582 00:33:52,436 --> 00:33:53,653 Wow. 583 00:33:56,340 --> 00:33:58,032 Not bad. 584 00:34:07,101 --> 00:34:09,621 She has a family history of arthritis, doesn't she? 585 00:34:09,705 --> 00:34:12,170 Yeah, she does. What does—? 586 00:34:12,255 --> 00:34:13,532 Stop the interferon. 587 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:16,439 Do another heavy metal screen. Only this time, test for gold. 588 00:34:16,523 --> 00:34:18,332 You don't still think that she— 589 00:34:18,416 --> 00:34:19,960 And don't let her go to the bathroom. 590 00:34:20,044 --> 00:34:22,588 Why would you care if she— 591 00:34:22,818 --> 00:34:23,895 Hello? 592 00:35:03,746 --> 00:35:04,519 Ho! 593 00:35:04,791 --> 00:35:05,783 Hi. 594 00:35:06,085 --> 00:35:07,551 I'm Lady. 595 00:35:09,678 --> 00:35:11,213 What'd you do to my closet? 596 00:35:11,297 --> 00:35:12,293 I cleaned it. 597 00:35:12,377 --> 00:35:14,289 Uh, Dr. Wilson said that I could go ahead— 598 00:35:14,373 --> 00:35:16,694 It's not Dr. Wilson's closet! 599 00:35:19,107 --> 00:35:20,380 Where's the wood box? 600 00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:22,870 — A wood box? — Yes, the wood box. 601 00:35:22,955 --> 00:35:24,769 It's made of wood, and it's box-shaped. 602 00:35:24,913 --> 00:35:27,228 It's been in the back of thiscloset since the day I moved in. 603 00:35:27,298 --> 00:35:29,225 I didn't seeany kind of wood— 604 00:35:29,309 --> 00:35:32,293 You may not have seen it, but you've obviously moved it. The question is where? 605 00:35:32,377 --> 00:35:34,396 Well, I did not move anything, I just— 606 00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:38,237 Look, it was in this closet. Then you came. Now it's not in this closet. 607 00:35:38,336 --> 00:35:40,991 Okay, uh—What type of box? 608 00:35:41,076 --> 00:35:42,467 Wood! Wood! 609 00:35:42,614 --> 00:35:45,943 It's a brown wood box. It's got a metal handle on the top. It looks like a— 610 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,623 like a tackle or a toolbox. 611 00:35:47,775 --> 00:35:49,892 Ah, you mean the chest? 612 00:35:50,082 --> 00:35:51,938 The one that's under the bed? 613 00:36:09,644 --> 00:36:11,764 Do you need to fix something? 614 00:36:20,554 --> 00:36:23,365 Um. Thanks. 615 00:36:27,592 --> 00:36:30,471 Well, fine, then I'll go to one on another floor. 616 00:36:30,555 --> 00:36:33,090 Well, actually, they're not working there either. 617 00:36:34,415 --> 00:36:37,312 Every bathroom in the whole hospital is out of order? 618 00:36:37,396 --> 00:36:40,743 Well, they're, um—The water— 619 00:36:40,827 --> 00:36:43,318 I'm going to the bathroom. 620 00:36:48,076 --> 00:36:48,773 Where is she? 621 00:36:48,858 --> 00:36:50,254 She had to go to the bathroom. 622 00:36:50,362 --> 00:36:52,287 — I told you not to let her. — What was I supposed to do? 623 00:36:52,372 --> 00:36:54,831 — Tie her up? — Why not? She likes that. 624 00:37:08,372 --> 00:37:09,806 What are you doing? 625 00:37:10,977 --> 00:37:13,337 Uh, your hand is wet. 626 00:37:13,623 --> 00:37:15,123 Sorry. Must be nervous. 627 00:37:15,276 --> 00:37:17,049 I got some bad news. 628 00:37:18,850 --> 00:37:19,811 What? 629 00:37:20,988 --> 00:37:24,133 The damage to your husband's lungs is permanent. 630 00:37:24,556 --> 00:37:27,480 The kidney damage is reversible, and with the right therapy, 631 00:37:27,565 --> 00:37:29,798 he should regain full neurological function. 632 00:37:30,287 --> 00:37:34,708 Other than the fact that he's not gonna be running any marathons, he should be fine. 633 00:37:35,449 --> 00:37:37,824 But that's good news, isn't it? 634 00:37:37,968 --> 00:37:39,425 I'm not finished. 635 00:37:41,261 --> 00:37:46,405 When I was a kid, my dad was stationed in a Marine base in Egypt. 636 00:37:47,057 --> 00:37:50,707 We were in the middle of nowhere, and there was absolutely nothing for a kid to do except… 637 00:37:50,974 --> 00:37:52,363 look for a mummy's tomb. 638 00:37:52,423 --> 00:37:56,039 You didn't want me to go to the bathroom because you wanted to tell me 639 00:37:56,486 --> 00:38:00,836 my husband is going to be fine and that…you used to live in Egypt? 640 00:38:00,990 --> 00:38:03,452 I didn't have a problem with you going to the bathroom. 641 00:38:04,077 --> 00:38:06,325 I just didn't want you to wash your hands. 642 00:38:09,599 --> 00:38:11,707 I never actually found a mummy. 643 00:38:12,013 --> 00:38:14,890 But, I did learn a fair amount about the ancient Egyptians. 644 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:20,118 For example, they discovered that stannous chloride is not only great for toughening ruby glass, 645 00:38:20,319 --> 00:38:24,099 but if it's mixed with gold, it turns bright purple. 646 00:38:30,491 --> 00:38:35,857 Now either, your fingers actually are worth their weight in gold, 647 00:38:36,179 --> 00:38:40,797 or you've been sprinkling your husband's cereal with gold sodium thiomalate. 648 00:38:40,868 --> 00:38:45,800 It's an arthritis remedy that it's rarely used here in the in the U.S., but it's still popular in Mexico. 649 00:38:46,437 --> 00:38:48,167 Gotta give you props. 650 00:38:49,896 --> 00:38:52,697 I've never heard of anyone using gold before. 651 00:38:54,153 --> 00:38:58,571 It's almost…poetic. 652 00:39:00,141 --> 00:39:01,675 It's ridiculous. 653 00:39:01,977 --> 00:39:05,238 Heavy metal tox screen for gold was off the chart. 654 00:39:08,639 --> 00:39:09,429 Why would I— 655 00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:11,423 Because you were trying to kill him. 656 00:39:12,411 --> 00:39:15,096 I'd love to know the why behind that why. 657 00:39:16,352 --> 00:39:18,791 But, you're not gonna tell me, are you? 658 00:39:20,220 --> 00:39:21,982 You're wrong. I— 659 00:39:24,212 --> 00:39:26,312 I love Bob. 660 00:39:27,328 --> 00:39:29,817 I never said you didn't love him. 661 00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:36,868 How does somebody do that? 662 00:39:36,932 --> 00:39:42,423 Sit by someone's bedside day and night, helping them, comforting them, and at the same time killing them. 663 00:39:42,507 --> 00:39:44,345 Maybe he was having an affair. 664 00:39:44,447 --> 00:39:46,307 Maybe she was having an affair. 665 00:39:46,415 --> 00:39:50,976 Or maybe she just gets her kicks out of slowly sucking the life out of a guy, watching him suffer. 666 00:39:51,039 --> 00:39:52,850 He must've done something to her. 667 00:39:53,033 --> 00:39:54,249 Yeah, he had it coming. 668 00:39:54,333 --> 00:39:55,572 I didn't say he deserved it. 669 00:39:55,656 --> 00:39:58,390 The only thing he did wrong was marry a sociopath. 670 00:39:58,474 --> 00:40:01,256 Or maybe she just got tired of being married. 671 00:40:02,435 --> 00:40:07,504 Didn't want to admit to family and friends that the marriage everyone thought was perfect wasn't. 672 00:40:07,588 --> 00:40:09,713 Shouldn't of us stay with her? 673 00:40:09,820 --> 00:40:10,934 What is she tries to run? 674 00:40:11,018 --> 00:40:13,332 Yeah. Cameron, go back there. 675 00:40:13,936 --> 00:40:16,566 It'd be weird if we were all in the ladies' room. 676 00:40:46,451 --> 00:40:49,287 We started chelation therapy with dimercaprol. 677 00:40:51,509 --> 00:40:53,316 Thrilled to hear it. 678 00:40:54,196 --> 00:40:56,674 His kidney function hasn't improved. 679 00:40:56,885 --> 00:40:58,351 It will. 680 00:40:58,708 --> 00:41:01,084 He's gonna need a lung transplant. 681 00:41:02,606 --> 00:41:05,986 He's becoming more attractive by the minute, isn't he? 682 00:41:07,164 --> 00:41:09,434 You're pleased. 683 00:41:09,518 --> 00:41:13,440 You think you've proved every marriage is a mistake. 684 00:41:13,594 --> 00:41:15,780 Do I look pleased? 685 00:41:36,545 --> 00:41:38,941 Ignorance is bliss. 686 00:41:47,051 --> 00:41:51,719 "Love and Happiness" by Al Green 687 00:42:38,858 --> 00:42:41,731 You have one new message. 688 00:42:42,116 --> 00:42:44,427 Hi, this is Blake Hanson calling for Dr. Wilson. 689 00:42:44,576 --> 00:42:46,265 I got a better offer for the apartment. 690 00:42:46,349 --> 00:42:51,214 Now, I know offered it to you already, so if you match the offer, you can still have the place. 691 00:42:51,298 --> 00:42:55,132 Make sure you call me first thing in the morning and let me know, Otherwise, well, you got my number. 692 00:43:05,957 --> 00:43:08,415 Message deleted.