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Do you feel the Spirit?

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And in the 39th year of his reign,
Asa was diseased in his feet

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until the disease was exceedingly great,

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yet he didn't seek help from the Lord,
but from the physicians.

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Now, there is nothing wrong
with seeing a doctor.

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But can a doctor heal through the power
that Jesus gave his disciples?

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Men of science can walk through life
with blindfolds,

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never knowing that you or I
could not take a single step

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if we were not uplifted by God.

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Agnes, thank you for letting me be
an instrument of God's love for you.

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In faith...

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all things are possible.

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My friends, I want you to let Agnes

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feel the wave of faith
in this church here today,

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lifting her into God's hands.

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Praise God!

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You can do it. Come on, sister.

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Praise Jesus!

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Thanks be to God!

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Thank you, Lord! Thanks be to God!

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Thank you, Lord!

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- Is he all right?
- No!

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My son!

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Daddy, I think I need a doctor.

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Didn't remember my DVD player?

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Well, if you wanted it,

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you shouldn't have left it behind
when you moved out.

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I get it.
It's a drag watching porn on VHS.

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I'll call you
as soon as I'm done with it.

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That's if you ever get
a phone installed.

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Oh, forget it. I'll come by
and get it myself. After work, Thursday?

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Won't be home Thursday.

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No problem. I still have a key,
I can let myself in and out.

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I guess maybe I could
bring it in tomorrow.

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After all, how many times
can you hit "pause"

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at the part where Lindsay Lohan
wins the spelling bee?

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What is it about girls who can spell?

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- It's a math contest.
- What is it about girls who can count?

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It's poker night, isn't it?

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You said weeks ago that I could play.

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- Stop making excuses.
- Gotta go!

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Building full of sick people.
If I hurry, maybe I can avoid them.

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The abdominal series showed
no evidence of obstruction.

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- What did you have to eat?
- Chicken sandwich.

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We travel, lots of fast food.

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Thank you, I barely felt it.

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You're welcome.

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God told me you were kind.

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You talk to God?

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God's presence often descends on Boyd
to help him guide others.

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- This been going on long?
- Since he was 10.

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God told me
I would meet a woman healer

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who was harboring vengeful thoughts
about a man she works with.

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That's God's job.

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I'll keep that in mind.

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- His urine is dilute.
- What does that mean?

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Could mean that for some reason
his kidneys aren't purifying

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the way they should, which would
let toxins accumulate in his body.

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We'll run the blood work
and see what it tells us.

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Thank you, I appreciate it.

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God talks to him?

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It's not psychosis. He's just religious.

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The only medical issue that showed up
on the blood work is low sodium.

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No. You talk to God, you're religious.
God talks to you, you're psychotic.

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A lot of people experience
their religion

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as something more than symbolic.

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That doesn't mean...

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God ever talk to you
when you were in the seminary?

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- No.
- God's loss, our gain.

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He's either psychotic or a scam artist.

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He was actually really impressive.

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Well, yeah, with the burning bush
and all, it's quite the show.

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He was intelligent, polite, dignified.
He's not a typical 15-year-old.

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And he told Cameron God wants her

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to stop being pissed at me
over the article.

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God knows you stole Cameron's article?

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He knows she's harboring
vengeful thoughts.

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I'm over it.

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I could tell that from the Berlin Wall
of body language between you.

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I'm shocked that he picked up on it.
Low sodium. Check for Addison's?

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No pigmentation
and potassium levels were normal.

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Cirrhosis?

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Liver feels fine,
transaminases are normal.

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We should monitor his saline
intake to correct the low sodium.

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No more than 1 meq per liter, per hour.

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Let's push the patient history,

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see if there's any evidence of drugs
or other delusions.

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I'll take care of it.

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You're gonna talk to a patient?

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God talks to him.

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It'd be arrogant of me to assume that
I'm better than God.

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So, you're a faith healer?
Or is that a pejorative?

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Do you prefer something like
"divine health management"?

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Thought God might have mentioned
that I was coming.

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I'm OK with faith healer, Dr House.

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That's a nice one.
You didn't even go with,

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"I see an H in a medical coat."

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- The nurses talk about you a lot.
- Yeah, don't believe them.

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I keep a sock in my pants.

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Faith. That's another word for
ignorance, isn't it?

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I never understood how people could be
so proud of believing in something

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with no proof at all.
Like that's an achievement.

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God's asking for our trust. You can't
love somebody and not trust them.

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Trust has to be earned.

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You can't trust someone
hiding in a closet.

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You don't trust anyone.

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You seem lucid.
There's no confusion, no lethargy.

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What drugs have you been taking?

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Nothing, some aspirin.

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I get focused on something,
I forget to eat,

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next thing you know,
I've got a hunger headache.

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So, aspirin and hospitals are OK.

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That's an interesting attitude for
someone who's kept any number of people

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from getting medical help.

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Just because I believe in prayer

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doesn't mean I don't believe
in germs and toxins.

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That bottle's been opened before.
You refilled it at the water cooler.

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- Yes.
- How often do you do that?

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Few times an hour.
He likes to stay hydrated.

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- You think germs might have gotten in?
- I think water might have gotten in.

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- We can adjust your pain meds.
- Again.

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Suppose we increase your oxycodone?

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We both know the only reason
I'm talking lucidly now

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is because I did not take my full dose
this morning.

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You've done your best

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and I have been a good soldier.

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It's time we accept it's over.

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What about the trip
you were talking about taking?

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You've wanted to see Florence
since you were a teenager, right?

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Yeah, go now all drugged up?

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It's not exactly the trip
I'd been dreaming of.

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OK, but you're strong,
you're dealing with this

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and there is the right combination of
pain meds out there. And we'll find it.

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Don't give up on us.

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And don't be startled by the sound
you're about to hear.

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Excuse me.

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I have a friend with... boundary issues.

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- Can this wait five minutes?
- Is she dying?

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Yeah.

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Before the end of this consult?

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They could build monuments
to your self-centeredness.

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Patient, 15-year-old, faith healer,
hotline to God.

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- What are his symptoms?
- He is not a saint.

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He figures out what's going on
in people's lives

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by watching, listening, deducing.

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And you're worried about
trademark infringement?

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Then he passes on advice from God
so he can watch them jump.

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It's a power trip.

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Oh, and there the similarities end.
Why is he here?

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I fear for the human race.

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A teenager claims to be the voice of God

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and people with advanced degrees
are listening.

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The majority of Americans believe in
a personal god.

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- What are his symptoms?
- Massive cramps, low sodium.

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Turns out he's been
drinking water non-stop,

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God told him to purify his body.

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Huge water intake
would cause low sodium.

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Which would cause the cramping.
Yeah, I got it.

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What, that's it? You solved it?

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You just brought me out here
to rant because faith annoys you?

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Mmm-hmm. He's all better.

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You know, I'd get it if people were just
looking for a way to fill the holes.

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But they want the holes,
they wanna live in the holes

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and they go nuts when someone else
pours dirt in their holes.

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Climb out of your holes, people!

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Go tell it on the mountain.

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Over the hills and everywhere.

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Go tell it on the mountain.

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That Jesus Christ is born.

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Go tell it on the mountain.

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Over the hills and everywhere.

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Go tell it on the mountain.

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That Jesus Christ is born

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Boyd, are you all right?

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Boyd.

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Come on, let's go.
Can you tell me your name?

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Do you know where you are? Boyd?

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Boyd?

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God doesn't want you to be afraid.

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He sent me here to heal you.

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You think he hasn't heard your prayers,
but he heard them all,

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even the ones you didn't say.

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I'm sorry, Boyd, come on,
let's get you back to your room.

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- In faith, all things are possible.
- Let's go.

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Lord, I call on you to relieve
the suffering of your daughter...

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Grace?
and make her whole again.

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Hey, hey! What are you doing?
What is this?

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He's just had a complex partial seizure.
He's disoriented.

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- He doesn't know what he's doing.
- Well, get him back to his room. Now.

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You OK?

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Are we certain he even had a seizure?

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Him singing and healing,
he does it all the time, doesn't he?

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Isn't it interesting

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that religious behavior is so close
to being crazy,

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we can't tell them apart.

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The repetition, the lack of affect
and awareness. It was a seizure.

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- Infection?
- No fever.

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Could be Wilson's or maybe it's
a glycogen storage disease.

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- Or a brain tumor.
- Or tuberous sclerosis.

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Hmm.

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How to settle this?

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We could ask our patient to ask God
or we could MRI his brain.

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Which way do you wanna go?
I'm open to all.

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- House!
- Yes.

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Why the hell do you let an unstable
patient wander the hallways?

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His leash broke.

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The last thing a terminal patient needs

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is to hear somebody
taunt them with a cure.

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She was freaked, she was angry.

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And now she's not freaked and angry
and you are.

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She says she's feeling better.

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Maybe not singing and dancing,
but she's feeling a little bit happy

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for the first time in months.

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A sudden drop in pain
could create euphoria.

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Why don't you let her have her vacation?

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Oh, that's great.
And when vacation's over?

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When she crash-lands
from all this denial?

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She was dealing with her illness.

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Now her expectations are rising.

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And you're not the one who has to be
there when all that false hope

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gets yanked out from under her.

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Don't you guys have anything to do?

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How long have you been healing people?

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You believe that's what I'm doing?

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I'd like to.

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But you don't.

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Why do you always do things
you don't want to do?

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It's OK, I don't expect a real answer.

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God would probably want you
to take the stick out of your butt

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and get over this.

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If there is some higher order
running the universe,

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it's probably so different from
anything our species can conceive,

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there's no point in
even thinking about it.

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But I doubt it gives a damn
about my butt.

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So you believe God might exist,
but you don't think about it?

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It's the most important issue...

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I think penguins might as well
speculate about nuclear physics.

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- Why are we having this conversation?
- What? I'm curious.

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You cannot tell someone they are
your colleague and not a friend,

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and then casually chat
about the afterlife.

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You actually keep score?

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Your MRI results aren't done yet.

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Go back to your room. No singing.

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00:16:05,455 --> 00:16:09,166
Well, you would get a point for
figuring why the low sodium.

245
00:16:09,292 --> 00:16:11,043
What are my guy's points for?

246
00:16:11,169 --> 00:16:14,713
Your trick about the spat
between Dr Cameron and Dr Foreman

247
00:16:14,839 --> 00:16:16,298
apparently impressed someone.

248
00:16:16,424 --> 00:16:17,716
And the second point?

249
00:16:21,179 --> 00:16:24,556
Do you think it could be
because I healed Grace?

250
00:16:26,184 --> 00:16:28,560
She's been back to see me, I like her.

251
00:16:28,686 --> 00:16:32,606
You like messing with people.
That's why you're here now.

252
00:16:32,732 --> 00:16:36,026
Maybe you think that your batteries
are powered by God, maybe you don't.

253
00:16:36,152 --> 00:16:38,487
Either way, you enjoy what you do.

254
00:16:38,613 --> 00:16:41,698
Yes, I like helping people.

255
00:16:41,824 --> 00:16:44,201
I get a rush when I see the look
on their faces when they realize

256
00:16:44,327 --> 00:16:45,744
their burdens are gone.

257
00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:47,510
But you make sure
you're in the next state

258
00:16:47,538 --> 00:16:50,624
by the time the endorphins wear off
and the arthritis comes back.

259
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:53,418
That doesn't happen.

260
00:16:53,544 --> 00:16:56,213
Oh, you do extensive follow-up studies?

261
00:16:56,756 --> 00:16:58,256
God told me.

262
00:16:59,092 --> 00:17:02,636
You see, that's not fair.
We were having fun.

263
00:17:02,887 --> 00:17:04,888
It's hard to keep sniping rationally

264
00:17:05,014 --> 00:17:06,848
when you throw a bomb
like that in there.

265
00:17:13,439 --> 00:17:15,273
He spoke with me about you, too.

266
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,067
Forgive my enemies?

267
00:17:17,193 --> 00:17:20,153
Never date a Taurus
when Mercury is in retrograde?

268
00:17:20,279 --> 00:17:23,115
Yeah, I learned that one myself,
the hard way.

269
00:17:23,241 --> 00:17:26,076
God says you look for
excuses to be alone.

270
00:17:26,202 --> 00:17:29,913
See, that is exactly the kind of
brilliance that sounds deep,

271
00:17:30,039 --> 00:17:33,375
but you could say it about any person
who doesn't pine for the social approval

272
00:17:33,501 --> 00:17:36,294
of everyone he meets, which you were
cleverly able to deduce about me

273
00:17:36,421 --> 00:17:38,380
by not being a moron.

274
00:17:38,506 --> 00:17:40,549
Next time, tell God to be more specific.

275
00:17:42,343 --> 00:17:45,178
God wants you to invite Dr Wilson
to your poker game.

276
00:18:00,445 --> 00:18:02,571
Don't talk to my patient.

277
00:18:04,157 --> 00:18:05,282
What are you talking about?

278
00:18:05,408 --> 00:18:08,326
You get all huffy when my patient
stumbles into yours in the hallway,

279
00:18:08,453 --> 00:18:10,954
but you got no qualms about
chatting my guy up.

280
00:18:11,748 --> 00:18:14,207
This is fun, it's like Password.
Keep talking.

281
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:16,752
I'll jump in when I get a clue
what the hell you're talking about.

282
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:19,296
God knows about my poker game.

283
00:18:19,422 --> 00:18:20,464
You think I told him?

284
00:18:20,590 --> 00:18:23,300
Either that or I start going to church
every Sunday.

285
00:18:23,426 --> 00:18:24,946
That would mess with
my bowling league.

286
00:18:25,052 --> 00:18:27,262
Aside from yelling at him
to get back to his room,

287
00:18:27,388 --> 00:18:29,139
I've never spoken to your patient.

288
00:18:35,021 --> 00:18:37,147
MRI shows an abnormal area.

289
00:18:38,566 --> 00:18:40,817
Tuberous sclerosis.

290
00:18:40,943 --> 00:18:43,423
- It's the right neighborhood.
- Accounts for all the symptoms.

291
00:18:43,488 --> 00:18:48,200
- All of them.
- Leading cortical tuber's identifiable.

292
00:18:48,326 --> 00:18:51,369
- We can do this surgically.
- Tell our patient, "Congratulations."

293
00:18:51,496 --> 00:18:54,831
Soon his chats with God
will be a thing of the past.

294
00:18:55,792 --> 00:18:57,709
Tie goes to the mortal.

295
00:19:12,058 --> 00:19:15,727
Did you know the Catholic Church keeps
a doctor at Lourdes?

296
00:19:15,853 --> 00:19:17,646
He hears the same thing every day.

297
00:19:17,772 --> 00:19:22,526
But, out of the thousands of cases of
people who have claimed to feel better,

298
00:19:22,652 --> 00:19:27,239
the Catholic Church has only recognized
a handful as miracles.

299
00:19:27,365 --> 00:19:29,449
But they do recognize a handful.

300
00:19:29,575 --> 00:19:34,162
Well, they're a church.
It's what they do.

301
00:19:35,581 --> 00:19:39,751
Look. For the past couple of years,

302
00:19:39,877 --> 00:19:42,420
the world's been getting smaller.

303
00:19:42,547 --> 00:19:44,506
Eight months, six months...

304
00:19:46,676 --> 00:19:49,678
I watch a trailer for a movie
and I think,

305
00:19:49,804 --> 00:19:52,639
"Am I gonna be here
when that comes out?"

306
00:19:54,684 --> 00:19:58,144
But maybe there is still
a horizon out there.

307
00:19:58,271 --> 00:20:03,316
You know, maybe... Maybe I can make
plans for a year from now.

308
00:20:03,442 --> 00:20:04,609
Two years.

309
00:20:07,488 --> 00:20:09,239
I like the view.

310
00:20:10,491 --> 00:20:13,285
The view is a lie,
and if you believe it,

311
00:20:13,411 --> 00:20:15,662
you're going to crash so hard.

312
00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:20,292
Let me take new images of your liver.

313
00:20:20,418 --> 00:20:22,711
You can't accept that it could be true.

314
00:20:22,837 --> 00:20:26,006
Well, if it is true,
you shouldn't be afraid of proving it.

315
00:20:30,970 --> 00:20:33,805
Tuberous sclerosis is
a genetic disorder.

316
00:20:33,931 --> 00:20:37,309
It causes small, benign tumors
to grow in various parts of the body.

317
00:20:37,435 --> 00:20:40,270
- In this case, the brain.
- You said benign.

318
00:20:40,938 --> 00:20:44,441
They probably are, but benign or not,
they're not in a good location.

319
00:20:44,567 --> 00:20:47,402
- We need to remove them.
- You're talking brain surgery?

320
00:20:47,528 --> 00:20:50,447
His symptoms are getting worse,
which means the tumors are growing.

321
00:20:50,573 --> 00:20:54,242
Surgery will correct it all,
the chemical imbalance, the seizures,

322
00:20:54,368 --> 00:20:55,577
the auditory hallucinations.

323
00:20:55,703 --> 00:20:57,871
Hallucinations?

324
00:20:57,997 --> 00:21:01,333
Without the surgery,
it's just gonna get worse.

325
00:21:01,459 --> 00:21:03,084
Might even be fatal.

326
00:21:03,210 --> 00:21:07,714
With the surgery, your son should be
a perfectly normal 15-year-old boy.

327
00:21:09,634 --> 00:21:11,051
I'm not normal.

328
00:21:19,852 --> 00:21:23,229
I need you to talk to my patient.
I'll get this one.

329
00:21:24,649 --> 00:21:27,442
Why do I have the feeling
you're plotting world domination?

330
00:21:27,568 --> 00:21:30,862
Moses is refusing surgery.
You have a gift.

331
00:21:30,988 --> 00:21:33,657
People thank you for telling them
they're going to die.

332
00:21:34,951 --> 00:21:39,204
If I can get him to agree to surgery,
I want in on the poker game.

333
00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:42,958
You would let this kid die
just to get into a stupid game?

334
00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:44,709
You'd let him die just to keep me out?

335
00:21:51,759 --> 00:21:52,759
Hi.

336
00:21:55,304 --> 00:21:56,721
I'm Dr Wilson.

337
00:21:58,265 --> 00:21:59,808
I knew they'd send somebody else.

338
00:21:59,934 --> 00:22:02,686
- That God has a big mouth.
- House.

339
00:22:04,689 --> 00:22:08,692
Can I ask why you don't want
the tumors removed?

340
00:22:08,818 --> 00:22:10,402
God put them there for a reason.

341
00:22:10,528 --> 00:22:13,780
You think God needs a telephone
in your head to talk to you?

342
00:22:13,906 --> 00:22:16,241
Isn't he everywhere?
It's not a long-distance call, is it?

343
00:22:16,367 --> 00:22:18,660
This is the way God does things,
through natural law.

344
00:22:18,786 --> 00:22:22,372
If he went around doing big
flashy miracles all the time,

345
00:22:22,498 --> 00:22:25,018
- nobody would need faith.
- How come everyone else needs faith,

346
00:22:25,042 --> 00:22:28,253
but you just get the guy
screaming his existence in your ear?

347
00:22:31,048 --> 00:22:32,465
Your turn.

348
00:22:36,512 --> 00:22:38,805
Do you think God wants you to die?

349
00:22:38,931 --> 00:22:42,559
This is the way that the Lord often is
with his chosen ones.

350
00:22:42,685 --> 00:22:45,812
He gives the most trials
to those that he loves the most.

351
00:22:45,938 --> 00:22:47,647
How sweet.

352
00:22:47,773 --> 00:22:50,859
You abdicate your authority,
avoid those tricky parental issues,

353
00:22:50,985 --> 00:22:54,279
like whether to let him drive at 16.
Just let him die at 15.

354
00:22:54,405 --> 00:22:58,992
So, you believe your son is...

355
00:22:59,118 --> 00:23:02,120
erm, a saint?

356
00:23:03,122 --> 00:23:07,792
The way I understand it, one of
the hallmarks of a saint is humility.

357
00:23:07,918 --> 00:23:11,713
Now, someone with true humility
would consider the possibility

358
00:23:11,839 --> 00:23:15,383
that God hadn't chosen him for
that kind of honor.

359
00:23:15,509 --> 00:23:17,594
Well, he'd consider the possibility

360
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:21,723
that he just had an illness.

361
00:23:28,731 --> 00:23:31,274
You have a gift for manipulation.

362
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,568
I listen, I have an actual conversation
with people,

363
00:23:33,694 --> 00:23:36,488
which, shockingly, does raise
the odds they'll be cooperative.

364
00:23:36,614 --> 00:23:37,697
That's what I'm saying.

365
00:23:37,823 --> 00:23:41,493
You read that kid and you manipulated
the hell out of him.

366
00:23:43,788 --> 00:23:45,455
Bring pretzels.

367
00:23:57,051 --> 00:23:58,843
I know that knock.

368
00:23:59,845 --> 00:24:02,430
Use your key, I'm not getting up.

369
00:24:15,194 --> 00:24:18,780
Game's not till tomorrow night
and those aren't pretzels.

370
00:24:19,615 --> 00:24:22,617
I took some images of
Grace Palmieri's cancer.

371
00:24:25,496 --> 00:24:26,621
Yeah?

372
00:24:33,462 --> 00:24:35,255
Her tumor's shrunk.

373
00:24:53,023 --> 00:24:54,941
Don't tell my patient.

374
00:24:58,696 --> 00:25:01,406
I want all the records on miracle woman.

375
00:25:01,532 --> 00:25:04,200
Every test,
every treatment she's ever had,

376
00:25:04,326 --> 00:25:06,828
every question she's ever answered
in this hospital.

377
00:25:06,954 --> 00:25:10,415
And anything sent from previous doctors.
Go back to neonatal if you have to.

378
00:25:14,336 --> 00:25:17,422
Which part of "keep them away from
each other" confused you?

379
00:25:17,548 --> 00:25:21,050
They're friends.
She thinks he saved her life.

380
00:25:22,553 --> 00:25:24,637
Now we have obligingly offered
medical proof

381
00:25:24,763 --> 00:25:26,431
that his delusions are true.

382
00:25:26,557 --> 00:25:28,933
They've withdrawn permission
for the surgery.

383
00:25:29,059 --> 00:25:32,061
I put the lawyers on it.
Her tumor shrank?

384
00:25:32,188 --> 00:25:33,396
I'm on it.

385
00:25:35,774 --> 00:25:39,694
Tell Jesus that we need another 24 hours
to normalize his sodium level.

386
00:25:39,820 --> 00:25:41,696
He's already normalized.

387
00:25:41,822 --> 00:25:44,782
Actually, tell Joseph.
Jesus will know you're lying.

388
00:25:44,909 --> 00:25:46,389
And I want you and Foreman and
Cameron

389
00:25:46,493 --> 00:25:49,078
to go over every line of every file
on that woman.

390
00:25:49,205 --> 00:25:50,914
Isn't he the one we're supposed to save?

391
00:25:51,999 --> 00:25:56,002
The only way to save him
is to prove that she is still dying.

392
00:26:05,137 --> 00:26:06,346
MRI machine checks out.

393
00:26:06,472 --> 00:26:08,973
Maybe the radiologist mis-charted
which machine they used.

394
00:26:09,099 --> 00:26:10,433
I checked both.

395
00:26:10,559 --> 00:26:13,937
This is insane,
we're diagnosing a recovery.

396
00:26:14,063 --> 00:26:15,103
What about six months ago?

397
00:26:15,189 --> 00:26:17,357
Maybe there was a malfunction in
her "before" pictures,

398
00:26:17,483 --> 00:26:20,610
some shadow that made the tumor
look bigger than it really was.

399
00:26:20,736 --> 00:26:23,029
I'll go see what I can find out.

400
00:26:23,155 --> 00:26:25,490
Maybe it's a delayed effect
from radiation.

401
00:26:25,616 --> 00:26:27,033
Sometimes it could take a while.

402
00:26:27,159 --> 00:26:28,868
She hasn't had radiation
for six months.

403
00:26:28,994 --> 00:26:30,370
- Here.
- Nowhere. Her records...

404
00:26:30,496 --> 00:26:33,296
There's about a dozen appliances
in every home that give off radiation.

405
00:26:33,415 --> 00:26:36,834
Dosages that wouldn't hurt a hamster if
it was tied to the machine for a year.

406
00:26:36,961 --> 00:26:39,545
If the machine's operating properly.

407
00:26:39,672 --> 00:26:41,422
Sometimes remissions just happen.

408
00:26:43,133 --> 00:26:46,010
You think House will just shrug
and say that

409
00:26:46,136 --> 00:26:48,137
if one of us doesn't check the home?

410
00:27:15,916 --> 00:27:17,750
- Kings on nines.
- Out.

411
00:27:19,003 --> 00:27:20,086
Thank you.

412
00:27:22,464 --> 00:27:28,636
Wilson. This is a dry cleaner,
tax accountant, guy from the bus stop.

413
00:27:28,762 --> 00:27:30,013
This is Wilson.

414
00:27:30,139 --> 00:27:31,681
How come he gets a name?

415
00:27:32,933 --> 00:27:34,934
Seniority. Hello.

416
00:27:50,909 --> 00:27:51,993
Find anything?

417
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:55,621
Do you have any idea how many
electrical devices give off radiation?

418
00:27:55,748 --> 00:27:58,041
- All of them.
- I'm going to be here all night.

419
00:27:58,167 --> 00:27:59,709
Everybody's a whiner.

420
00:28:00,252 --> 00:28:02,170
Be a doer, not a me-tooer.

421
00:28:03,130 --> 00:28:04,380
Raise.

422
00:28:05,299 --> 00:28:06,341
I'm out.

423
00:28:07,217 --> 00:28:09,677
She's got at least four different types
of pain pills here

424
00:28:09,803 --> 00:28:11,721
and an LED device.

425
00:28:15,476 --> 00:28:17,018
I'll raise your raise.

426
00:28:21,065 --> 00:28:22,315
Keep looking.

427
00:28:30,282 --> 00:28:31,366
Fold.

428
00:28:34,745 --> 00:28:36,579
You were bluffing,
he knew you were bluffing.

429
00:28:36,705 --> 00:28:38,373
Your luck's changing tonight.

430
00:28:41,043 --> 00:28:42,710
So, did they find anything?

431
00:28:42,836 --> 00:28:44,397
Or are you gonna have to
accept the fact

432
00:28:44,505 --> 00:28:46,964
that every now and then
remissions happen?

433
00:29:07,736 --> 00:29:09,529
This call had better be worth my time.

434
00:29:09,655 --> 00:29:13,241
This is what happens when it's not
our patient. We don't know enough.

435
00:29:13,367 --> 00:29:17,078
- That's why you're there.
- She's got a boyfriend...

436
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:21,541
Unless you think he's radioactive...
who could show up any minute.

437
00:29:21,667 --> 00:29:25,169
The honor of working for you
is not worth a felony charge.

438
00:29:25,295 --> 00:29:26,254
Give me a minute.

439
00:29:34,763 --> 00:29:38,599
I'm saying the odds of you
having a straight flush are pretty low.

440
00:29:43,689 --> 00:29:44,605
House?

441
00:29:55,951 --> 00:29:57,368
I'll fold.

442
00:29:58,620 --> 00:29:59,996
- Fold.
- Fold.

443
00:30:01,373 --> 00:30:02,874
I'm screwed, aren't I?

444
00:30:15,971 --> 00:30:18,764
Nine bucks for a straight flush.

445
00:30:26,023 --> 00:30:28,733
He's not coming home. Relax.

446
00:30:32,279 --> 00:30:36,949
There's nothing in this universe
that can't be explained, eventually.

447
00:30:38,660 --> 00:30:40,036
Take this game.

448
00:30:40,704 --> 00:30:43,915
Only two people knew that
you wanted in on it.

449
00:30:44,041 --> 00:30:45,458
I didn't tell him...

450
00:30:45,584 --> 00:30:48,503
- I told you, I didn't tell him.
- Why would you?

451
00:30:48,629 --> 00:30:51,589
No, the only person he's been getting
all intimate and conversational with

452
00:30:51,715 --> 00:30:53,132
is your cancer chick.

453
00:30:53,258 --> 00:30:54,926
How would she know?

454
00:30:55,052 --> 00:30:56,636
The subject of my poker game

455
00:30:56,762 --> 00:30:59,222
isn't likely to come up in
the course of a patient interview.

456
00:31:00,224 --> 00:31:02,099
Well, that's the kind of thing that
you mention

457
00:31:02,226 --> 00:31:04,977
to someone you're used to
sharing the details of your day with.

458
00:31:07,189 --> 00:31:08,189
Don't.

459
00:31:08,941 --> 00:31:12,276
Your rabbi.
Guidance counselor, parent.

460
00:31:13,028 --> 00:31:14,529
She's not your mom, is she?

461
00:31:14,655 --> 00:31:16,864
I'm seriously saying don't.

462
00:31:18,033 --> 00:31:20,952
- You've been having sex...
- This is so not the place.

463
00:31:21,078 --> 00:31:23,037
With our miracle woman.

464
00:31:30,254 --> 00:31:32,547
Excuse me. May I talk to you?

465
00:31:32,673 --> 00:31:34,090
Of course.

466
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,717
Boyd's getting dressed,
he's ready to check out.

467
00:31:36,843 --> 00:31:39,637
He can't check out
without your permission.

468
00:31:39,763 --> 00:31:42,431
- His sodium level still isn't normal.
- I told him.

469
00:31:42,558 --> 00:31:45,685
He said that God said it was OK,
he was fine.

470
00:31:47,437 --> 00:31:49,063
Could you talk to him?

471
00:31:50,941 --> 00:31:52,275
Tell them my name isn't Wilson.

472
00:31:53,777 --> 00:31:58,114
Most people in your situation
just have their careers to worry about.

473
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,116
You've got that and divine retribution.

474
00:32:00,242 --> 00:32:01,450
Tell them.

475
00:32:01,577 --> 00:32:04,120
Tell me how it happened,
and I'll tell them whatever you want.

476
00:32:06,498 --> 00:32:09,041
She'd had a bad day, pain-wise.

477
00:32:10,627 --> 00:32:12,795
Her ride didn't show up
to take her home.

478
00:32:12,921 --> 00:32:16,132
- So, you offered?
- Yeah.

479
00:32:16,258 --> 00:32:19,302
She didn't have any groceries,
she was too sick to go out,

480
00:32:19,428 --> 00:32:24,974
I figured I could afford
to take a half hour

481
00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:26,340
and pick her up a few things...

482
00:32:26,435 --> 00:32:29,020
- Stay and make sure she's OK.
- Yeah.

483
00:32:30,105 --> 00:32:31,606
And never leave.

484
00:32:33,025 --> 00:32:34,859
You told me you got an apartment.

485
00:32:35,402 --> 00:32:38,154
But you moved in with her.
You lied to me.

486
00:32:39,239 --> 00:32:40,239
Tell them.

487
00:32:42,451 --> 00:32:45,828
His name is not Wilson
and he's screwed up worse than I am.

488
00:32:45,954 --> 00:32:47,997
OK. Yes, I lied to you.

489
00:32:48,123 --> 00:32:49,123
I'm sorry.

490
00:32:49,249 --> 00:32:52,501
Half the doctors who specialize in
oncology turn into burned-out cases.

491
00:32:52,628 --> 00:32:55,588
But you, you eat neediness.

492
00:32:55,714 --> 00:32:57,340
Lucky for you.

493
00:32:58,133 --> 00:33:01,552
Thanks for the game, guys.
I don't think I'll be coming back.

494
00:33:01,678 --> 00:33:03,304
You're a functional vampire.

495
00:33:03,430 --> 00:33:06,098
Sure, you're heroic, useful to society,

496
00:33:06,224 --> 00:33:07,975
but only because it feeds you.

497
00:33:10,979 --> 00:33:13,230
There's nothing worth stealing,
so don't even look.

498
00:33:19,363 --> 00:33:23,157
You don't just have a fetish
for needy people, you marry them!

499
00:33:23,950 --> 00:33:25,034
- Here we go.
- You mean it!

500
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:29,163
And then time passes, and suddenly
they're not so needy any more.

501
00:33:29,289 --> 00:33:32,124
Your fault.
You've been there for them too much.

502
00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:35,795
They're getting healthy,
independent and that's just ugly.

503
00:33:35,921 --> 00:33:39,507
God, you must be pissed at God
right now, making her all happy.

504
00:33:39,633 --> 00:33:41,834
- Why are you doing this?
- Because you're being stupid.

505
00:33:43,387 --> 00:33:45,680
You know what you're risking
by sleeping with a patient.

506
00:33:45,806 --> 00:33:47,264
Oh, that's crap.

507
00:33:47,391 --> 00:33:49,892
You're not mad
because I'm risking my job.

508
00:33:50,018 --> 00:33:51,498
You're not even mad
cos I lied to you.

509
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,813
You're mad because I lied to you
and you couldn't tell.

510
00:33:53,939 --> 00:33:56,315
- Yeah. You got me nailed.
- Yeah.

511
00:33:56,441 --> 00:33:58,859
That's why you didn't want me
in your poker game.

512
00:33:58,985 --> 00:34:00,778
Because when it comes to
being in control,

513
00:34:00,904 --> 00:34:03,572
Gregory House leaves
our faith-healer kid in the dust

514
00:34:03,699 --> 00:34:06,325
and that's why
religious belief annoys you.

515
00:34:06,451 --> 00:34:08,452
Because if the universe operates
by abstract rules,

516
00:34:08,578 --> 00:34:10,788
you can learn them
and you can protect yourself.

517
00:34:10,914 --> 00:34:14,667
If a supreme being exists,
he can squash you any time he wants.

518
00:34:14,793 --> 00:34:16,419
He knows where I am.

519
00:34:18,839 --> 00:34:20,423
I think it's yours.

520
00:34:21,466 --> 00:34:22,633
Yeah.

521
00:34:25,220 --> 00:34:26,971
I'll be right there.

522
00:34:29,391 --> 00:34:31,976
Jesus is spiking a fever.
He's delusional.

523
00:34:32,102 --> 00:34:33,811
Tuberous sclerosis
doesn't cause fever.

524
00:34:33,937 --> 00:34:35,730
I know.

525
00:34:35,856 --> 00:34:37,314
I'll drive.

526
00:34:43,447 --> 00:34:48,033
Pick any random guy off the street,
bring him in here,

527
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:52,163
examine him exhaustively, you will find
at least three things wrong with him.

528
00:34:52,289 --> 00:34:55,416
This kid has tuberous sclerosis,
a mild case.

529
00:34:55,542 --> 00:34:56,834
But his tumors are growing.

530
00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:00,045
We assumed that the tumors were growing,
cos he's getting sicker.

531
00:35:00,172 --> 00:35:02,652
But he could have grown old and died
and never known about them

532
00:35:02,758 --> 00:35:03,841
if he hadn't come here.

533
00:35:03,967 --> 00:35:07,136
We were looking for something, it's more
or less in the right part of the brain.

534
00:35:07,262 --> 00:35:10,765
It's like we found someone
standing over a dead body holding a gun,

535
00:35:10,891 --> 00:35:12,531
we arrested them,
didn't look any further.

536
00:35:12,642 --> 00:35:16,979
Sometimes people really do
just stumble into a murder scene.

537
00:35:17,105 --> 00:35:19,356
His fever's 103 and rising.

538
00:35:19,483 --> 00:35:21,684
If we don't do anything, he's gonna be
chatting with God

539
00:35:21,693 --> 00:35:22,943
face-to-face real soon.

540
00:35:23,069 --> 00:35:26,071
Fevers don't come from
a long-term underlying condition.

541
00:35:26,198 --> 00:35:31,202
He's a garden-variety religious nut
who happens to have an infection.

542
00:35:31,328 --> 00:35:33,329
It's lumbar puncture time.

543
00:35:35,791 --> 00:35:39,960
No, no, God told me,
no more of man's medicine.

544
00:35:40,086 --> 00:35:41,806
If we have faith in him,
he'll make me well.

545
00:35:41,838 --> 00:35:44,757
It's just a test.
We just want to find out what's wrong.

546
00:35:44,883 --> 00:35:47,551
God knows what's wrong,
God will take care of it.

547
00:35:47,677 --> 00:35:52,139
He's delirious and he's a minor.
This is your decision and not his.

548
00:35:52,265 --> 00:35:54,665
"The Kingdom of Heaven is like
a treasure hidden in a field,"

549
00:35:54,726 --> 00:35:57,937
which when a man finds, he hides,
and for joy he goes and sells

550
00:35:58,063 --> 00:35:59,772
"all he owns and buys that field."

551
00:35:59,898 --> 00:36:02,399
Buy all the land you want,
don't blow your brains out.

552
00:36:02,526 --> 00:36:05,406
You're watching your son kill himself.
He's out of his mind with fever...

553
00:36:05,487 --> 00:36:09,949
Dad! If your faith is weak, I will fail.

554
00:36:11,159 --> 00:36:12,576
I need you.

555
00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:22,628
I'm sorry, you don't even know
what's wrong with him.

556
00:36:24,548 --> 00:36:26,507
God knows the answer

557
00:36:26,633 --> 00:36:29,468
and I would rather leave it
in his hands than yours.

558
00:36:38,728 --> 00:36:40,062
Wilson.

559
00:36:40,188 --> 00:36:41,772
I need you to do your thing.

560
00:36:43,733 --> 00:36:45,860
You do know that I don't actually
have magical powers.

561
00:36:45,986 --> 00:36:47,361
I have faith.

562
00:36:47,487 --> 00:36:50,030
You're better off trying to slip
some antibiotics into a meal.

563
00:36:50,156 --> 00:36:52,825
Which antibiotics?
We don't know what infection he's got.

564
00:36:52,951 --> 00:36:54,431
- Go as broad as you can.
- Forget it.

565
00:36:54,536 --> 00:36:56,912
Our best hope is your silver tongue.

566
00:36:57,038 --> 00:36:58,706
What if it's not an infection?

567
00:36:58,832 --> 00:37:01,792
Were you not paying attention when
I was doing my murder scene metaphor?

568
00:37:01,918 --> 00:37:03,669
What if the tuberous sclerosis
is guilty.

569
00:37:03,795 --> 00:37:05,838
It had the gun in its hands,
it was standing over the...

570
00:37:05,964 --> 00:37:07,089
Doesn't cause fever.

571
00:37:07,215 --> 00:37:10,551
It causes everything else. What if
the fever's the innocent bystander?

572
00:37:10,677 --> 00:37:13,470
The fever could have been set off
by something he picked up anywhere.

573
00:37:13,597 --> 00:37:15,077
It could have been a bug he got here.

574
00:37:20,186 --> 00:37:22,062
Or a bug he gave here.

575
00:37:25,817 --> 00:37:27,860
He gave it to your patient.

576
00:37:28,653 --> 00:37:31,739
That's why her tumor shrank,
the virus went after the cancer first.

577
00:37:31,865 --> 00:37:34,700
Are you saying
a virus attacked her tumor?

578
00:37:34,826 --> 00:37:39,747
For 200 years, there've been reports of
wild viruses that target tumors.

579
00:37:39,873 --> 00:37:43,459
Early 1900s, an Italian medical journal
wrote up a woman with cervical cancer

580
00:37:43,585 --> 00:37:45,586
who was injected with
a weak strain of rabies.

581
00:37:45,712 --> 00:37:48,130
I have no idea why they did that,
but her tumor shrank.

582
00:37:48,256 --> 00:37:49,715
You think he gave her rabies?

583
00:37:49,841 --> 00:37:54,345
One of the virus types most prone
to go after cancer cells is herpes.

584
00:37:54,471 --> 00:37:55,971
Herpes encephalitis.

585
00:37:57,641 --> 00:37:58,974
It would fit.

586
00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:02,645
Seizure, low sodium,
even the blurred vision.

587
00:38:02,771 --> 00:38:06,690
And it would mean, if you're right,
Grace's cancer is coming back.

588
00:38:09,402 --> 00:38:11,042
You're not gonna be able
to convince them.

589
00:38:11,112 --> 00:38:13,238
They don't want any more tests,
they don't wanna...

590
00:38:13,365 --> 00:38:15,282
They can't argue with the mark of Cain.

591
00:38:17,285 --> 00:38:21,497
I'm not going to change my mind.
No more tests. God knows the way.

592
00:38:21,665 --> 00:38:23,916
OK, let's start with the shirt.

593
00:38:24,876 --> 00:38:26,961
What are you doing? What are you
doing?

594
00:38:27,087 --> 00:38:28,796
I'm on a mission from God.

595
00:38:28,922 --> 00:38:31,465
If you won't let me undress you,
then strip.

596
00:38:31,591 --> 00:38:32,967
What's he doing? What's going on?

597
00:38:33,093 --> 00:38:35,636
That woman you helped?
You gave her a virus.

598
00:38:35,762 --> 00:38:37,596
No, she's healed, I have a gift.

599
00:38:37,722 --> 00:38:40,683
A gift is jewelry, socks.

600
00:38:40,809 --> 00:38:42,726
What you have is herpes encephalitis.

601
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:45,354
And the only way
you could've transmitted it

602
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:48,121
is by scratching one of your own sores
and touching another person.

603
00:38:48,233 --> 00:38:50,317
That's something you get from sex,
right?

604
00:38:50,443 --> 00:38:53,737
Either that or cold sores.
Your kid got it from the sex.

605
00:38:53,863 --> 00:38:56,657
No, no. No sores. No, my body's clean.

606
00:38:56,783 --> 00:38:58,063
They examined me when I came in!

607
00:38:58,159 --> 00:38:59,535
- No sores.
- Herpes hides.

608
00:38:59,661 --> 00:39:02,997
You have an outbreak, it goes away,
it comes back, goes away. Strip!

609
00:39:03,123 --> 00:39:05,749
Maybe you didn't have a sore when
you came in, but you've got one now.

610
00:39:05,875 --> 00:39:07,960
Dad, I've never, ever...

611
00:39:08,086 --> 00:39:12,214
Do you wonder why a perfect child of God
should feel so desperate

612
00:39:12,340 --> 00:39:14,341
to "purify his body" that he needed
to scarf down

613
00:39:14,467 --> 00:39:16,260
a dozen gallons of water a day?

614
00:39:16,386 --> 00:39:18,262
Boyd, is he right?

615
00:39:18,388 --> 00:39:22,808
Dad! No, he's crazy! Help me!
Dr Wilson, help!

616
00:39:22,934 --> 00:39:25,602
God said no medicine, no procedures.

617
00:39:25,729 --> 00:39:28,313
Taking off your clothes doesn't count
as either of those.

618
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:29,815
This one's your call.

619
00:39:34,029 --> 00:39:35,237
Son...

620
00:39:36,698 --> 00:39:39,742
- Dad, you have to have faith in me.
- I have faith in the Lord.

621
00:39:39,868 --> 00:39:44,913
You, I trust,
as much as you can trust a teenage boy.

622
00:39:47,459 --> 00:39:48,751
Take off your clothes.

623
00:40:00,805 --> 00:40:02,181
Relax.

624
00:40:02,307 --> 00:40:04,808
A few Hail Marys, a little acyclovir,

625
00:40:04,934 --> 00:40:07,186
you'll be picking up angels again
in no time.

626
00:40:25,789 --> 00:40:27,081
Come in.

627
00:40:34,964 --> 00:40:37,591
My father told me
I have to apologize to you.

628
00:40:39,427 --> 00:40:41,053
You still hearing the voices?

629
00:40:44,224 --> 00:40:45,808
You're lucky.

630
00:40:46,601 --> 00:40:49,603
You go through life with a certainty
that what you're doing is right.

631
00:40:51,940 --> 00:40:53,982
I know how comforting that is.

632
00:40:59,614 --> 00:41:00,823
Good luck.

633
00:41:16,798 --> 00:41:18,966
You're not gonna give me my final point?

634
00:41:20,093 --> 00:41:21,552
You knew it was me?

635
00:41:22,178 --> 00:41:23,470
Who else?

636
00:41:34,858 --> 00:41:37,359
You don't think God should get
a point knocked off?

637
00:41:37,485 --> 00:41:39,903
- The tumor shrank.
- Because of a virus.

638
00:41:40,029 --> 00:41:41,229
Do you know what the odds are?

639
00:41:41,281 --> 00:41:42,882
She had to have
the right type of cancer,

640
00:41:42,991 --> 00:41:45,033
he had to have the right type of virus.

641
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,953
- The exposure...
- She won the lottery.

642
00:41:48,079 --> 00:41:51,081
You say "won the lottery",
he says "miracle".

643
00:41:51,207 --> 00:41:54,918
Yeah, the hand of God reached into
this kid's pants, made him have sex

644
00:41:55,044 --> 00:41:58,338
so he could scratch a rash and stick
his fingers in some woman's face,

645
00:41:58,464 --> 00:42:00,048
give her a few extra months.

646
00:42:00,175 --> 00:42:03,468
Come on, he's just another liar
and manipulator.

647
00:42:03,595 --> 00:42:05,929
Well, nobody's as perfect as you are.

648
00:42:08,349 --> 00:42:11,894
It is possible to believe in something
and still fail to live up to it.

649
00:42:28,036 --> 00:42:30,078
So, how's your girlfriend?

650
00:42:30,997 --> 00:42:34,082
She got a little extra time out of this.
Not a lot.

651
00:42:34,209 --> 00:42:36,168
She didn't crash.

652
00:42:36,294 --> 00:42:39,087
No. She says she's happier when
she believes in something

653
00:42:39,214 --> 00:42:40,923
bigger than she is.

654
00:42:41,049 --> 00:42:43,008
She still believes.

655
00:42:43,134 --> 00:42:45,469
Faith. She's going to Florence.

656
00:42:46,346 --> 00:42:48,388
You moving out?

657
00:42:48,514 --> 00:42:49,890
Yeah.

658
00:42:50,016 --> 00:42:51,558
Moving back in with me?

659
00:42:53,978 --> 00:42:56,230
I don't think that's a great idea.

660
00:42:58,775 --> 00:43:00,275
But we're OK?

661
00:43:01,986 --> 00:43:03,487
House, you are...

662
00:43:07,408 --> 00:43:08,867
as God made you.

