1 00:00:03,113 --> 00:00:05,824 Adam, eyes here. 2 00:00:07,576 --> 00:00:09,661 Follow my finger. 3 00:00:09,786 --> 00:00:15,334 Adam, show me a bicycle. 4 00:00:20,964 --> 00:00:22,466 Eyes here. 5 00:00:27,387 --> 00:00:32,100 Adam, show me a bicycle. 6 00:00:48,242 --> 00:00:49,701 No, buddy, that's a ball. 7 00:00:51,161 --> 00:00:54,081 Adam, look at me. Are you hungry? 8 00:00:54,206 --> 00:00:55,832 Show me what you want for lunch. 9 00:01:13,976 --> 00:01:18,021 He's still drawing those lines instead of looking at the cards. 10 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:22,693 More juice? 11 00:01:23,235 --> 00:01:26,280 If he wants more juice, he has to ask for it. 12 00:01:27,114 --> 00:01:29,908 Adam, buddy, eyes here. 13 00:01:30,033 --> 00:01:31,118 He's tired, Dom. 14 00:01:31,243 --> 00:01:34,037 He wouldn't be if we stuck to the schedule. 15 00:01:34,621 --> 00:01:36,248 Show me the juice, buddy. 16 00:01:37,666 --> 00:01:39,334 I think we've reached the point of diminishing returns. 17 00:01:39,459 --> 00:01:41,753 He has to ask for it. Adam. 18 00:01:43,505 --> 00:01:45,090 He's choking. 19 00:01:45,841 --> 00:01:48,760 That's impossible. It's mac and cheese. 20 00:02:27,966 --> 00:02:31,345 Ten-year-old boy who screams for his life for no reason. 21 00:02:31,470 --> 00:02:34,264 He's autistic. Severely autistic. 22 00:02:34,931 --> 00:02:37,184 Can't talk, can't make eye contact. 23 00:02:37,309 --> 00:02:39,394 Screaming is probably his way of communicating. 24 00:02:39,519 --> 00:02:42,397 And he went to three different doctors who all said just that. 25 00:02:42,522 --> 00:02:44,816 So, clearly that can't be the answer. 26 00:02:44,941 --> 00:02:46,610 His brain can't filter information. 27 00:02:46,735 --> 00:02:50,030 It's a constant assault on his senses. I'd scream, too. 28 00:02:50,155 --> 00:02:53,492 Or it's something medical-sounding, like dysesthesia. 29 00:02:53,617 --> 00:02:57,913 Parents are convinced that there's something wrong with their son. 30 00:02:58,872 --> 00:03:02,959 Since when did we start believing parents? Or anyone? Where are we going? 31 00:03:03,085 --> 00:03:04,544 Elevator. 32 00:03:05,003 --> 00:03:08,215 Dad was on Wall Street, Mom was a partner in an accounting firm. 33 00:03:08,340 --> 00:03:10,467 When their son was diagnosed with autism, they both quit. 34 00:03:10,592 --> 00:03:13,261 So they're over-protective and scared. The more reason to discount... 35 00:03:13,387 --> 00:03:14,596 They study this kid. 36 00:03:14,721 --> 00:03:18,016 Heard him scream a million times, but in ten years of caring for him, 37 00:03:18,141 --> 00:03:19,643 this is the first time they've brought him to a hospital. 38 00:03:19,768 --> 00:03:22,270 ER checked his throat. No obstructions, nothing. 39 00:03:22,396 --> 00:03:23,689 Which means the only symptom was a scream, 40 00:03:23,814 --> 00:03:25,399 which is diagnostic of nothing. 41 00:03:25,524 --> 00:03:28,527 Kid clutched his chest, BP was elevated, maybe there was chest pain. 42 00:03:28,652 --> 00:03:30,362 ER said the heart was fine. 43 00:03:30,487 --> 00:03:32,114 Don't be so quick to dismiss pain. 44 00:03:32,239 --> 00:03:34,533 - Where are we going? - Down. 45 00:03:34,658 --> 00:03:36,410 Stool sample to check for parasites, 46 00:03:36,535 --> 00:03:39,413 blood culture to rule out infection, and ANA for lupus. 47 00:03:39,538 --> 00:03:40,747 Because he screamed? 48 00:03:40,872 --> 00:03:42,791 Could also be an environmental reaction. 49 00:03:42,916 --> 00:03:45,544 An allergy. Dust, wheat, pollen, 50 00:03:45,669 --> 00:03:47,587 - a toxin or something he ate. - Check the house. 51 00:03:47,713 --> 00:03:49,464 And run a lung ventilation scan. 52 00:03:49,589 --> 00:03:51,049 Lungs are in the chest, too, right? 53 00:03:51,174 --> 00:03:52,426 I had a date last night, she screamed. 54 00:03:52,551 --> 00:03:54,469 Should we spend a hundred thousand dollars testing her? 55 00:03:54,594 --> 00:03:57,264 Of course not. This isn't a veterinary hospital. 56 00:03:58,473 --> 00:04:00,183 Look, if you don't think this kid is worth saving... 57 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:01,476 That's not what I'm saying. 58 00:04:01,601 --> 00:04:03,186 That's too bad. It was a good point. 59 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:05,147 Kid's just a lump with tonsils. 60 00:04:05,272 --> 00:04:06,189 You know what it's going to be like 61 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:08,817 trying to put an autistic kid into a nuclear scanner? 62 00:04:08,942 --> 00:04:10,318 I don't envy you 9W5- 63 00:04:13,530 --> 00:04:16,825 I want my old carpet back. 64 00:04:17,409 --> 00:04:22,748 We're going to have to do this later. A kid in the clinic had an accident. 65 00:04:23,457 --> 00:04:25,208 Generally, when people are on the phone... 66 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,252 I want my old carpet back. 67 00:04:27,377 --> 00:04:28,545 It was stained with blood. 68 00:04:28,670 --> 00:04:31,298 Yeah, my blood, which makes the carpet part of me. 69 00:04:31,423 --> 00:04:33,592 I want it back. I want to be buried with it. 70 00:04:33,717 --> 00:04:35,594 You think you can get me to do anything you want, 71 00:04:35,719 --> 00:04:37,596 regardless of how stupid it is? 72 00:04:37,721 --> 00:04:39,765 It's my office. It's where I work, 73 00:04:39,890 --> 00:04:44,060 where I think, where I save lives, allowing you to brag to rich people, 74 00:04:44,186 --> 00:04:47,481 so they'll give you more money to spend on MRls and low-cut tops. 75 00:04:47,606 --> 00:04:49,524 I want it back the way it was. 76 00:04:49,649 --> 00:04:52,027 It's identical to the old carpet. 77 00:04:52,152 --> 00:04:54,529 Except without the hazardous biological waste. 78 00:04:54,654 --> 00:04:58,992 I shall not return to my office until every patented, durable micro-fiber 79 00:04:59,117 --> 00:05:00,702 has been restored to its rightful place. 80 00:05:00,827 --> 00:05:02,287 Inspiring. 81 00:05:03,205 --> 00:05:05,332 If you don't want to work in your office, work in the clinic. 82 00:05:05,457 --> 00:05:08,752 If you don't want to work in the clinic, go home. And don't get paid. 83 00:05:08,877 --> 00:05:14,549 Attica! Attica! Attica! Attica! Attica! 84 00:05:17,511 --> 00:05:18,637 Attica? 85 00:05:22,641 --> 00:05:24,935 He just needs to finish this level. 86 00:05:25,060 --> 00:05:27,437 We only have the scanner for the next half hour. 87 00:05:27,562 --> 00:05:28,980 - After that... - Trust me, 88 00:05:29,105 --> 00:05:31,525 you don't want to move him until he's finished. 89 00:05:31,650 --> 00:05:35,570 The sooner we do this test, the sooner we can get you guys home. 90 00:05:41,785 --> 00:05:44,329 Adam, do you think that... 91 00:05:45,372 --> 00:05:46,540 No. 92 00:05:48,875 --> 00:05:50,460 Ten minutes. Tops. 93 00:05:50,585 --> 00:05:53,171 If he has a vascular disorder, he might not have... 94 00:05:53,296 --> 00:05:55,590 He might not have ten minutes? 95 00:05:56,132 --> 00:05:58,134 I don't have ten minutes. 96 00:05:58,301 --> 00:06:02,514 No! No! You don't want to do that. Adam? Adam? 97 00:06:07,269 --> 00:06:09,938 I used Metamucil like the doctor told me 98 00:06:10,063 --> 00:06:12,732 and finally I was able to use the bathroom. 99 00:06:13,358 --> 00:06:18,363 But I saw something in the toilet I couldn't identify. 100 00:06:18,613 --> 00:06:22,367 I wrapped it in tissue paper, so you could take a look. 101 00:06:27,414 --> 00:06:29,249 Can't you sedate him or something? 102 00:06:29,374 --> 00:06:33,253 I could if I didn't want the test results to mean anything. 103 00:06:47,726 --> 00:06:50,020 Painkillers, exercising, 104 00:06:50,145 --> 00:06:53,523 we even did that puncture thing, nothing works. 105 00:06:54,024 --> 00:06:57,694 Then this morning, I get up, my back feels great. 106 00:06:58,278 --> 00:07:01,489 I figured I'd better get down here, right away. 107 00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:13,752 Big shocker, Dad's depressed. 108 00:07:13,877 --> 00:07:14,920 Save your time. 109 00:07:15,045 --> 00:07:17,339 SSRls don't cause chest pain. 110 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:21,176 Wow. 111 00:07:21,301 --> 00:07:23,053 Every minute of every day is booked. 112 00:07:23,178 --> 00:07:25,847 When he eats, sleeps, plays his handheld. 113 00:07:25,972 --> 00:07:27,891 Not much of a life for them. 114 00:07:28,016 --> 00:07:29,267 They chose to have a family. 115 00:07:29,392 --> 00:07:32,771 You don't get to decide what your kid's going to be like. 116 00:07:32,896 --> 00:07:34,606 Nobody chooses this. 117 00:07:39,152 --> 00:07:42,614 It's funny, you get a normal kid, the parent works. 118 00:07:42,739 --> 00:07:44,658 You get a special kid that costs more, 119 00:07:44,783 --> 00:07:47,619 you quit and turn the backyard into a therapy circuit. 120 00:07:47,744 --> 00:07:50,038 Yes, if only you were handicapped. 121 00:07:50,163 --> 00:07:53,541 All the good times you could have had with Dad. 122 00:08:08,139 --> 00:08:09,766 Hi, Doctor House. 123 00:08:11,101 --> 00:08:13,186 Hello, girl whose name I don't remember, 124 00:08:13,311 --> 00:08:16,106 but whose dad I treated, so I don't really know why she's here. 125 00:08:16,231 --> 00:08:21,486 Ali. I think I caught what my dad has. The rhino thing. 126 00:08:21,987 --> 00:08:23,279 Right. 127 00:08:25,156 --> 00:08:26,908 Does that hurt? 128 00:08:27,033 --> 00:08:28,159 Little. 129 00:08:29,411 --> 00:08:31,121 It's in my chest, too. 130 00:08:31,246 --> 00:08:32,372 Of course it is. 131 00:08:41,631 --> 00:08:46,052 Kind of had access through the shirt, but this'll work. 132 00:08:50,265 --> 00:08:51,558 That feels good. 133 00:08:53,393 --> 00:08:57,397 Exactly when did New Jersey run out of horny 17-year-old boys? 134 00:08:58,231 --> 00:09:02,110 About five weeks ago. It's been very lonely. 135 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:09,159 The... 136 00:09:11,870 --> 00:09:15,165 The ventilation scan was normal. Time to send him home. 137 00:09:15,290 --> 00:09:17,834 Can't leave right now. Well, congratulations. 138 00:09:17,959 --> 00:09:20,378 You are the proud owner of your very own "rhino thing." 139 00:09:20,503 --> 00:09:23,339 A rhinovirus? You can't leave because she has a cold? 140 00:09:23,465 --> 00:09:26,342 I can't leave because Cuddy says I can't leave. 141 00:09:30,013 --> 00:09:31,264 All the tests are normal. 142 00:09:31,973 --> 00:09:34,809 Okay, don't start with me. We're backed up. 143 00:09:35,393 --> 00:09:38,021 I know this is hard for all of us, but thanks to Doctor Cuddy, 144 00:09:38,146 --> 00:09:40,023 I don't have an office, so I have to work here. 145 00:09:40,148 --> 00:09:41,566 What did she do to your office? 146 00:09:41,691 --> 00:09:43,026 It's unusable. 147 00:09:43,485 --> 00:09:45,779 So whatever's bothering him, it wasn't his lungs. 148 00:09:45,904 --> 00:09:46,988 What about the kid's house? 149 00:09:47,113 --> 00:09:49,908 There were some pesticides and alcohol, but the tox screen was negative. 150 00:09:50,033 --> 00:09:52,285 Which means there's nothing physically wrong with this kid. 151 00:09:52,410 --> 00:09:55,121 We already had that discussion. We get a fecal smear? 152 00:09:55,246 --> 00:09:56,873 Should we do this someplace else? 153 00:09:56,998 --> 00:09:59,000 No, Cuddy says I have to work here. 154 00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:03,046 No, I said you can work in your office, or you had to work here. 155 00:10:03,296 --> 00:10:05,673 And since I can't work in my office... 156 00:10:05,799 --> 00:10:07,675 Is this your master plan? 157 00:10:07,801 --> 00:10:11,596 Disrupt hospital business until I replace your carpet? 158 00:10:11,721 --> 00:10:14,641 Devious. Saw it in a James Bond movie. 159 00:10:14,766 --> 00:10:16,518 Fecal smear! Talk to me. 160 00:10:16,643 --> 00:10:18,019 Get out of here. 161 00:10:18,144 --> 00:10:19,145 Put back my carpet? 162 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:20,605 No. Get out of here. 163 00:10:20,730 --> 00:10:23,149 Fecal matter. ls there a sample we can look at? 164 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:25,860 The parents have a smear kit. The kid is constipated. 165 00:10:25,985 --> 00:10:28,822 Do what you want. Not replacing your carpet. 166 00:10:30,365 --> 00:10:33,243 Go up his rear and get a smear. 167 00:10:33,368 --> 00:10:36,412 Which reminds me, I kind of feel like a bagel. 168 00:10:38,832 --> 00:10:40,625 Carpets. 169 00:10:43,628 --> 00:10:45,463 Need a stool sample. 170 00:10:46,881 --> 00:10:51,094 We should probably wait until he's finished playing that level, huh? 171 00:10:51,344 --> 00:10:53,471 I actually think he's a bit better today. 172 00:10:53,596 --> 00:10:55,181 He seems more like his old self. 173 00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:57,142 It's possible that he was never sick. 174 00:10:57,267 --> 00:10:59,561 I guess, we could've overreacted. 175 00:11:06,025 --> 00:11:10,405 - Adam? Adam? - Adam? Adam? 176 00:11:15,577 --> 00:11:19,122 So what makes fluid fill the lining of a kid's lungs? 177 00:11:19,247 --> 00:11:22,125 Why are we in here? Is this some sort of power play? 178 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:23,084 Yeah. 179 00:11:23,209 --> 00:11:27,172 So, you stuck your finger in the kid and gave him a pleural effusion? 180 00:11:27,297 --> 00:11:29,257 Have you ever considered getting a manicure? 181 00:11:29,382 --> 00:11:31,426 I took the stool sample after his lungs failed. 182 00:11:31,551 --> 00:11:33,178 Or do you really have a problem with the carpeting? 183 00:11:33,303 --> 00:11:34,679 Change sets you off... 184 00:11:34,804 --> 00:11:36,306 I said it was a power play. 185 00:11:36,431 --> 00:11:39,225 If someone answers yes to option A, you don't move on to option B. 186 00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:41,895 If there's a pleural effusion, we have to rule out heart failure. 187 00:11:42,020 --> 00:11:44,189 Why now? Why a power play now? 188 00:11:44,314 --> 00:11:45,773 I smelled weakness. 189 00:11:46,232 --> 00:11:47,984 Get the kid an echocardiogram. 190 00:11:55,158 --> 00:11:58,036 That's funny. It says, "James Wilson." 191 00:11:59,037 --> 00:12:00,455 That's a strange typo. 192 00:12:00,622 --> 00:12:05,210 The fluid comes back and exudates, get him on broad spectrum antibiotics. 193 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:09,589 - Thank you for coming. - No problem. 194 00:12:09,714 --> 00:12:12,133 Thought you wouldn't mind sharing offices for a while. 195 00:12:12,258 --> 00:12:18,681 You share stories, feelings, toys, you don't share offices. 196 00:12:19,182 --> 00:12:21,142 That is so not Zen. 197 00:12:22,352 --> 00:12:23,770 It was a gift. 198 00:12:24,062 --> 00:12:25,605 Some doctors get those. 199 00:12:25,730 --> 00:12:27,232 So, you want mornings or afternoons? 200 00:12:27,357 --> 00:12:30,944 You couldn't make Cuddy miserable, so you're going to make me miserable, 201 00:12:31,069 --> 00:12:33,071 so I can make Cuddy miserable on your behalf? 202 00:12:33,196 --> 00:12:34,030 Yeah. 203 00:12:34,155 --> 00:12:35,990 What makes you think I can make her miserable? 204 00:12:36,115 --> 00:12:37,200 'Cause you're good at that stuff. 205 00:12:37,325 --> 00:12:39,285 I'm nothing compared to you. 206 00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:40,578 Is there anything you'll throw out? 207 00:12:40,703 --> 00:12:42,914 That's a gift from an eleven-year-old patient of mine. 208 00:12:43,039 --> 00:12:46,251 She and I both knew it was a piece of junk, and that's what made her laugh. 209 00:12:46,376 --> 00:12:48,836 So you gotta keep it until she... 210 00:12:48,962 --> 00:12:50,463 She already did. 211 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:03,434 Adam, I need you to stay still, buddy. 212 00:13:03,559 --> 00:13:05,979 It's okay. It's okay. I got him. 213 00:13:08,189 --> 00:13:09,440 There we go. 214 00:13:18,157 --> 00:13:20,952 What? What is it? ls his heart okay? 215 00:13:22,412 --> 00:13:23,371 No. 216 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:32,213 Echo suggested a conduction abnormality, EKG confirmed it. 217 00:13:32,338 --> 00:13:36,592 Still doesn't explain the effusion. The pleural fluid was an exudate. 218 00:13:36,718 --> 00:13:39,595 We should be looking for something that explains the heart and lung problems. 219 00:13:39,721 --> 00:13:41,931 An infection, parasite, cancer. 220 00:13:42,056 --> 00:13:46,436 Microbiology showed no organisms in the fluids, so forget infection. 221 00:13:46,811 --> 00:13:48,688 It's not a power play. 222 00:13:50,398 --> 00:13:53,609 Doing a differential in the clinic makes sense, piss Cuddy off. 223 00:13:53,735 --> 00:13:55,987 Same thing with Wilson's office, works indirectly. 224 00:13:56,112 --> 00:13:58,573 But now we're in office space 225 00:13:58,698 --> 00:14:01,367 because you don't want to be in your own office. 226 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,870 Which means this has nothing to do with Cuddy. 227 00:14:03,995 --> 00:14:06,205 You really are obsessed with your carpets. 228 00:14:06,331 --> 00:14:09,042 - Which means... - What are you doing here? 229 00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:11,336 I have this room booked from two to three. 230 00:14:11,461 --> 00:14:13,629 Two, East Coast Time? 231 00:14:15,631 --> 00:14:20,053 I thought you meant Pacific. Which is stupid of me, I guess. 232 00:14:21,387 --> 00:14:23,181 What about parasites? 233 00:14:23,473 --> 00:14:25,016 Stool sample's negative. 234 00:14:25,141 --> 00:14:26,100 It's two o'clock. 235 00:14:26,225 --> 00:14:30,271 Oh, well. We should go then. That just leaves cancer. 236 00:14:30,980 --> 00:14:32,148 Get a lung biopsy. 237 00:14:32,273 --> 00:14:35,026 It took a half an hour to get the mask on the kid for the lung scan. 238 00:14:35,151 --> 00:14:38,279 I'm sorry. Was there somewhere you needed to be? 239 00:14:42,158 --> 00:14:44,660 House, can we talk? 240 00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:51,376 - Carpet? - Never. 241 00:14:51,501 --> 00:14:52,794 Nothing to talk about. 242 00:14:52,919 --> 00:14:57,006 Your girlfriend called the clinic 15 times, looking for you today. 243 00:14:57,256 --> 00:14:58,674 Lot to discuss, china patterns... 244 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,343 House. She's a stalker. 245 00:15:00,468 --> 00:15:01,469 Right. 246 00:15:01,594 --> 00:15:03,888 Couldn't be that she finds me interesting, attractive, 247 00:15:04,013 --> 00:15:05,098 has to be that she's insane. 248 00:15:05,223 --> 00:15:08,184 She's called you 15 times. Your mother's not that interested in you. 249 00:15:08,309 --> 00:15:10,311 Well maybe I'd be better adjusted if she was. 250 00:15:10,436 --> 00:15:12,480 - I'm notifying security. - Is this about the carpet? 251 00:15:12,605 --> 00:15:14,315 Do you think I'll back off if you block all my fun? 252 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,733 You better not be having fun. 253 00:15:15,858 --> 00:15:17,568 I'm having fun. I'm not having sex. 254 00:15:17,693 --> 00:15:19,404 - She's dangerous. - She's not dangerous. 255 00:15:19,529 --> 00:15:20,905 - She's pretty- - She's pretty- 256 00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:23,157 - Men are stupid. - I'm with you so far. 257 00:15:23,282 --> 00:15:25,368 I'm notifying security. 258 00:15:25,618 --> 00:15:30,415 Give her a break. She's not dangerous, she's insightful. 259 00:15:31,332 --> 00:15:33,668 You can't stop our love! 260 00:15:39,841 --> 00:15:41,634 - Hey, you got a minute? - Yeah. 261 00:15:41,759 --> 00:15:43,636 We have a ten-year-old with pleural effusion 262 00:15:43,761 --> 00:15:46,013 and conduction abnormality, but no heart failure. 263 00:15:46,139 --> 00:15:47,515 Was there protein in the pleural fluid? 264 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,600 Yeah. That's why we're thinking cancer. 265 00:15:49,725 --> 00:15:52,770 Non-Hodgkin's probably. So we want to do a lung biopsy. 266 00:15:52,895 --> 00:15:54,522 Lung biopsies usually come back negative, 267 00:15:54,647 --> 00:15:56,732 so biopsy a lymph node under the arm. 268 00:15:56,858 --> 00:15:59,110 That's probably something an oncologist should do, right? 269 00:15:59,235 --> 00:16:01,362 There's nothing real tricky to it. It's a biopsy. 270 00:16:01,487 --> 00:16:04,532 Still, just to be safe. You mind? 271 00:16:12,415 --> 00:16:16,752 For the love of God, can't somebody shut that kid up? 272 00:16:16,878 --> 00:16:18,463 People are trying to work around here. 273 00:16:18,588 --> 00:16:20,256 Why don't you show him a teddy bear or something? 274 00:16:20,381 --> 00:16:21,466 Who are you? 275 00:16:21,591 --> 00:16:23,176 Somebody you'll never send a gift to. 276 00:16:23,301 --> 00:16:25,970 This is Doctor House, your son's doctor. 277 00:16:26,095 --> 00:16:27,680 High test, please. 278 00:16:28,931 --> 00:16:31,017 He)!' hey, hey, hey! 279 00:16:34,270 --> 00:16:35,354 Out of Vicodin? 280 00:16:36,564 --> 00:16:38,274 What are you doing? 281 00:16:39,358 --> 00:16:41,194 Eating the red berries. 282 00:17:08,054 --> 00:17:09,180 He trusted you. 283 00:17:10,723 --> 00:17:13,976 No, that wasn't trust. That was self-preservation. 284 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,187 No. That was huge. 285 00:17:16,979 --> 00:17:19,941 - It was like a conversation. - A mon... 286 00:17:20,608 --> 00:17:25,613 A monkey's afraid to eat the red berries until he sees another monkey eat 'em. 287 00:17:25,738 --> 00:17:28,407 Monkey see, monkey do. That's all it was. 288 00:17:29,617 --> 00:17:33,246 Your kid's still just as messed up as when we admitted him. 289 00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:48,177 That was sensitive. 290 00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:49,845 You have pretty hair. 291 00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:54,183 Hope is all those parents have going for them. 292 00:17:54,308 --> 00:17:57,270 No, hope is what's making them miserable. 293 00:17:57,395 --> 00:17:59,939 What they should do is get a cocker spaniel. 294 00:18:00,606 --> 00:18:02,441 A dog would look them in the eye, 295 00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:05,945 wag his tail when he's happy, lick their face, show them love. 296 00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:08,155 Is it so wrong for them to want to have a normal child? 297 00:18:08,281 --> 00:18:10,324 It's nonnal to want to be normal. 298 00:18:10,449 --> 00:18:12,493 Spoken like a true Circle Queen. 299 00:18:14,328 --> 00:18:16,831 See, skinny, socially-privileged white people 300 00:18:16,956 --> 00:18:18,833 get to draw this neat little circle. 301 00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:21,836 Everyone inside the circle is normal. 302 00:18:21,961 --> 00:18:24,255 Everyone outside the circle should be beaten, 303 00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:27,925 broken and reset, so they can be brought into the circle. 304 00:18:28,050 --> 00:18:32,179 Failing that, they should be institutionalized, or worse, pitied. 305 00:18:32,305 --> 00:18:34,307 So, it's wrong to feel sorry for this little boy? 306 00:18:34,432 --> 00:18:35,641 Why would you feel sorry for someone 307 00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:38,394 who gets to opt out of the inane courteous formalities, 308 00:18:38,519 --> 00:18:42,106 which are utterly meaningless, insincere, and therefore, degrading? 309 00:18:42,231 --> 00:18:45,109 This kid doesn't have to pretend to be interested in your back pain, 310 00:18:45,234 --> 00:18:48,404 or your excretions, or your grandma's itchy place. 311 00:18:48,529 --> 00:18:50,156 Can you imagine how liberating it would be 312 00:18:50,281 --> 00:18:54,076 to live a life free of all the mind-numbing social niceties? 313 00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:58,706 I don't pity this kid. I envy him. 314 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:05,046 No cancer because these aren't lymph cells. 315 00:19:05,755 --> 00:19:06,964 Then what are they? 316 00:19:08,382 --> 00:19:09,383 Liver cells. 317 00:19:17,475 --> 00:19:20,936 Wow, liver cells under his arm. 318 00:19:23,272 --> 00:19:26,108 Wonder what he's got where his liver's supposed to be? 319 00:19:40,623 --> 00:19:44,126 Anyone got a clue how liver cells got into the kid's armpit? 320 00:19:48,714 --> 00:19:50,049 Make yourself at home. 321 00:19:52,218 --> 00:19:54,887 So, you think maybe Gray's Anatomy got it all wrong? 322 00:19:55,012 --> 00:19:57,598 Lymph system circulates fluid, not organ cells. 323 00:19:57,723 --> 00:20:00,017 Cancer cells break into the lymphatic system all the time. 324 00:20:00,142 --> 00:20:01,477 But we're not talking about cancer cells. 325 00:20:01,602 --> 00:20:04,105 So what's the difference between cancer cells and liver cells? 326 00:20:04,230 --> 00:20:06,357 Why can one pass through walls, but the other can't? 327 00:20:06,482 --> 00:20:08,401 Cancer cells are damaged, it lets them grow into blood vessels, 328 00:20:08,526 --> 00:20:09,610 go wherever they want. 329 00:20:09,735 --> 00:20:11,112 So if the liver cells are damaged... 330 00:20:11,237 --> 00:20:13,197 The liver isn't damaged. The tests were normal. 331 00:20:13,322 --> 00:20:15,783 So if the liver cells are damaged, 332 00:20:15,908 --> 00:20:18,494 it's theoretically possible they passed into the lymphatic system. 333 00:20:18,619 --> 00:20:21,706 Liver failure could also explain pleural effusion, even the heart issues. 334 00:20:21,831 --> 00:20:23,082 The liver cells are fine. 335 00:20:23,207 --> 00:20:25,459 He was immunized for Hep A and B, and do you really think this kid 336 00:20:25,584 --> 00:20:28,337 is having unprotected sex, or sharing needles? 337 00:20:29,338 --> 00:20:32,258 Daddy does seem the type to use a rubber. 338 00:20:32,383 --> 00:20:36,846 So it's not viral. That just leaves a lot of booze-irrhosis. 339 00:20:36,971 --> 00:20:40,891 Our 10-year-old boy does not have a drinking problem, or cirrhosis. 340 00:20:41,016 --> 00:20:42,143 House, when we echoed his heart, 341 00:20:42,268 --> 00:20:43,936 we got a piece of his liver. There was no scarring. 342 00:20:44,061 --> 00:20:46,647 Cirrhosis explains the symptoms, heart problems, lungs... 343 00:20:46,772 --> 00:20:49,108 Look up cirrhosis in the dictionary, it means scarring. 344 00:20:49,233 --> 00:20:51,569 Parents aren't doing or dosing this kid. 345 00:20:51,694 --> 00:20:52,945 How would you know that? 346 00:20:53,070 --> 00:20:55,197 The kid can't talk. Why do you think I took this case? 347 00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:56,824 He's not going to give away the ending. 348 00:20:56,949 --> 00:20:58,242 They quit their jobs for him. 349 00:20:58,367 --> 00:21:01,996 Yes, they are everything you'd want in a parent. 350 00:21:02,121 --> 00:21:05,082 Unfortunately, their kid is nothing you'd want. 351 00:21:05,374 --> 00:21:07,877 When a baby is born, it's perfect. 352 00:21:08,002 --> 00:21:12,256 Little fingers, little toes, plump, perfect, pink, 353 00:21:12,381 --> 00:21:14,925 and brimming with unbridled potential. 354 00:21:15,301 --> 00:21:19,138 Then it's downhill. Some hills steeper than others. 355 00:21:19,638 --> 00:21:21,640 Parents get off on their kids' accomplishments. 356 00:21:21,766 --> 00:21:23,434 Bend over and relax. 357 00:21:23,851 --> 00:21:24,935 Cute. 358 00:21:25,519 --> 00:21:28,689 They'll annoy you with trophy rooms and report cards. 359 00:21:28,814 --> 00:21:30,775 Hell, they'll even show you a purple cow 360 00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:34,320 and tell what a keen eye for color their kid has. 361 00:21:41,285 --> 00:21:43,954 But this kid, he doesn't smile, 362 00:21:44,079 --> 00:21:45,915 he doesn't hug them, he doesn't laugh. 363 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,374 His parents get nothing 364 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:50,336 but the right to brag that their kid picked orange juice out of a lineup. 365 00:21:50,461 --> 00:21:54,215 So you figure they slip the kid a mickey so they don't have to deal. 366 00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:56,300 Do a biopsy to confirm cirrhosis. 367 00:21:56,425 --> 00:22:00,638 Don't try to pawn it off on Wilson, he's going to be busy with Cuddy. 368 00:22:05,726 --> 00:22:09,188 My parents love me unconditionally. Get out of here. 369 00:22:12,650 --> 00:22:15,069 Don't you think the restraining order's a little much? 370 00:22:15,194 --> 00:22:17,863 He's not actually going to have sex with a 17-year-old patient. 371 00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:19,490 I didn't think he was going to ask me 372 00:22:19,615 --> 00:22:22,076 to dig a bloodstained carpet out of a dumpster, either. 373 00:22:22,201 --> 00:22:24,787 It might be easier in the long run. 374 00:22:26,831 --> 00:22:30,125 Are we stopping here, so House doesn't find us? 375 00:22:31,168 --> 00:22:33,420 Unless you want to make out. 376 00:22:34,713 --> 00:22:36,590 You want me to surrender to House's coup? 377 00:22:36,715 --> 00:22:42,263 No, no. You pro-actively give him what he wants. 378 00:22:42,596 --> 00:22:44,431 I defeat him by surrendering to him. 379 00:22:44,557 --> 00:22:47,601 He'll never see it coming. Look, I'll pay for it myself. 380 00:22:47,726 --> 00:22:49,728 What is it, a thousand bucks to carpet a room? 381 00:22:49,854 --> 00:22:51,522 Actually, it's 400. 382 00:22:51,647 --> 00:22:53,190 Not doing it. 383 00:22:59,655 --> 00:23:01,156 Liver biopsy? 384 00:23:01,282 --> 00:23:02,366 They're doing it now. 385 00:23:02,491 --> 00:23:03,742 How's it going? 386 00:23:03,868 --> 00:23:05,077 Like a biopsy. 387 00:23:05,202 --> 00:23:07,496 Needles, cells, screaming. 388 00:23:07,830 --> 00:23:09,456 What did you find in the stool sample? 389 00:23:09,582 --> 00:23:11,834 You were too busy bothering Cuddy. 390 00:23:11,959 --> 00:23:13,836 But as discussed, it was negative for parasites. 391 00:23:13,961 --> 00:23:15,129 Can we get out of here? 392 00:23:15,254 --> 00:23:16,380 I didn't ask what you didn't find, 393 00:23:16,505 --> 00:23:18,591 I asked what you did find in the stool sample. 394 00:23:18,716 --> 00:23:20,593 Stool 395 00:23:20,759 --> 00:23:24,179 and traces of iron, zinc, calcium carbonate. Can we leave? 396 00:23:24,305 --> 00:23:26,473 What's the matter? You afraid of the man? 397 00:23:27,391 --> 00:23:28,517 Yeah. 398 00:23:30,519 --> 00:23:31,604 Too late. 399 00:23:33,606 --> 00:23:35,107 Leave my stuff alone. 400 00:23:35,232 --> 00:23:38,736 You have a meeting with a Guggenheim in 15 minutes. You're wearing that? 401 00:23:38,861 --> 00:23:42,114 I'm going to count to three and then I'm going to fire you. One. 402 00:23:42,239 --> 00:23:45,200 Calcium carbonate? That's an anti-diarrheal, right? 403 00:23:45,326 --> 00:23:46,827 - Two. - Think that's significant? 404 00:23:46,952 --> 00:23:49,288 Think hard poops is significant? 405 00:23:50,456 --> 00:23:52,124 Two and a half. 406 00:23:53,042 --> 00:23:55,127 Never threaten unless you're ready to deliver. 407 00:23:55,252 --> 00:23:56,503 Makes you look weak. 408 00:23:56,629 --> 00:23:58,339 Thank God you don't have children. 409 00:24:01,842 --> 00:24:03,302 Doctor Cuddy. 410 00:24:05,137 --> 00:24:06,764 Take a message. 411 00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:11,393 Your patient is being rushed to cardiac ICU. 412 00:24:11,977 --> 00:24:16,398 Wow. That's like the one thing that would get me out of here. 413 00:24:17,691 --> 00:24:18,817 I'm sorry, you can't come in here. 414 00:24:18,943 --> 00:24:20,945 What's going on? 415 00:24:21,070 --> 00:24:23,030 One, two, three. 416 00:24:25,574 --> 00:24:26,617 He's in V fib. 417 00:24:30,079 --> 00:24:31,747 Charged. 418 00:24:31,872 --> 00:24:33,248 Clear. 419 00:24:33,374 --> 00:24:34,917 Charging, clear. 420 00:24:35,209 --> 00:24:39,505 Charging, clear. Charging, clear. 421 00:24:51,392 --> 00:24:55,312 He's stable for the moment. First-degree atrial ventricular block. 422 00:24:55,437 --> 00:24:57,731 Okay, what else do we know? 423 00:24:57,856 --> 00:25:00,734 His liver's damaged. Pleural effusion compromised his lung function. 424 00:25:00,859 --> 00:25:03,195 Biopsy was negative for cirrhosis. 425 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,197 Parents didn't poison their son. 426 00:25:06,615 --> 00:25:09,535 It's not his liver, his heart, or his lungs. 427 00:25:10,244 --> 00:25:12,329 It's the calcium carbonate in his stool. 428 00:25:12,454 --> 00:25:15,124 Kid was constipated. Parents probably just overdid it. 429 00:25:15,249 --> 00:25:17,376 Or they didn't do it at all. 430 00:25:17,501 --> 00:25:19,586 Calcium carbonate is also what's in chalk. 431 00:25:19,712 --> 00:25:20,838 So he ate some chalk. 432 00:25:20,963 --> 00:25:23,465 It isn't toxic, it sure didn't cause the pleural effusion. 433 00:25:23,590 --> 00:25:24,591 Forget the chalk. 434 00:25:24,717 --> 00:25:25,759 You just said it was about the chalk. 435 00:25:25,884 --> 00:25:27,720 Yes, and then I said, "Forget the chalk." 436 00:25:27,845 --> 00:25:30,848 You must be very confused. The kid's got pica. 437 00:25:31,473 --> 00:25:33,600 You take him to a buffet, he's going to eat the table. 438 00:25:33,726 --> 00:25:34,643 Or lead paint. 439 00:25:34,768 --> 00:25:37,187 Level of lead in the blood was normal. His tox screen was clean. 440 00:25:37,312 --> 00:25:38,689 We're not looking for typical poisons. 441 00:25:38,814 --> 00:25:40,691 We're looking for anything that he could put in his mouth. 442 00:25:40,816 --> 00:25:42,818 Matches, spiders, bricks. 443 00:25:42,943 --> 00:25:45,362 Pressure-treated wood used to contain arsenic. 444 00:25:45,487 --> 00:25:46,697 Even better. 445 00:25:46,822 --> 00:25:51,535 Hansel, get samples of the Gingerbread House. Bag everything. 446 00:25:59,877 --> 00:26:01,003 Hey. 447 00:26:05,090 --> 00:26:08,177 You could get into a lot of trouble being here. 448 00:26:08,552 --> 00:26:09,887 I wanted to see you. 449 00:26:10,012 --> 00:26:11,180 Yeah, I got that. 450 00:26:12,347 --> 00:26:16,268 So did everyone else. They think you're a stalker. 451 00:26:16,393 --> 00:26:19,605 One could argue those people might be jealous of your attention. 452 00:26:19,730 --> 00:26:22,107 Yes, I actually made that argument. 453 00:26:23,567 --> 00:26:25,986 - You going home? - That's the plan. 454 00:26:27,946 --> 00:26:30,616 In Iceland, the age of consent is 14. 455 00:26:31,492 --> 00:26:35,162 I'm surprised that tourism isn't a bigger industry up there. 456 00:26:35,704 --> 00:26:39,041 Today I'm jailbait, but in 22 weeks, 457 00:26:39,374 --> 00:26:42,294 anybody can do anything to me. 458 00:26:44,046 --> 00:26:46,423 Will I be so different in 22 weeks? 459 00:26:47,091 --> 00:26:49,927 Twenty-two weeks is enough for an embryo to grow arms and legs. 460 00:26:50,052 --> 00:26:52,137 It's just a line. 461 00:26:52,262 --> 00:26:55,682 An arbitrary line drawn by a bunch of sad, old men in robes. 462 00:26:55,808 --> 00:26:58,560 Yeah, who cares what judges think? 463 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:02,064 I didn't think of you as a guy who followed rules 464 00:27:02,189 --> 00:27:04,608 just because they were rules. 465 00:27:08,529 --> 00:27:11,990 You are over ten years younger than me. 466 00:27:13,951 --> 00:27:15,244 I said, "Over." 467 00:27:18,539 --> 00:27:20,415 - Gotta go! - House. 468 00:27:21,375 --> 00:27:23,001 Doctor Cuddy. 469 00:27:23,127 --> 00:27:25,671 Do you happen to know the way to the Icelandic consulate? 470 00:27:25,796 --> 00:27:29,591 This young woman, a stranger to me, was just asking directions. 471 00:27:29,716 --> 00:27:32,928 Security was going to call the police. I don't want to do that to you. 472 00:27:33,053 --> 00:27:34,888 - Go home. - She needed a ride. 473 00:27:35,013 --> 00:27:38,183 She got here on her own, she can get home on her own. 474 00:27:38,725 --> 00:27:39,560 Now. 475 00:27:41,687 --> 00:27:45,065 If I see you on hospital grounds again, I will call the police. 476 00:27:59,121 --> 00:28:03,584 After that look, I'm feeling a little frisky. Looks like you're up. 477 00:28:03,709 --> 00:28:05,711 I'm ovulating. Let's go. 478 00:28:06,962 --> 00:28:09,047 The frisky, it went away. 479 00:28:09,173 --> 00:28:11,133 House, this isn't a game. 480 00:28:16,221 --> 00:28:19,391 If I leave her alone, can I have my carpet back? 481 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:20,934 No. 482 00:28:21,393 --> 00:28:24,229 If I forget about my carpet can I have her? 483 00:28:50,088 --> 00:28:53,842 Jimsonweed. I found a small patch of it in his backyard. 484 00:28:53,967 --> 00:28:57,554 Jimsonweed contains atropine, poor man's acid. 485 00:28:57,763 --> 00:29:01,016 Our kid's been tripping on "Lucy in the Sky with cubic zirconium." 486 00:29:01,141 --> 00:29:03,477 Explains the pleural effusion, the heart arrhythmias. 487 00:29:03,602 --> 00:29:05,395 Meeting here will do nothing to upset Cuddy. 488 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:06,855 I'm not trying to upset Cuddy. 489 00:29:06,980 --> 00:29:09,316 I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with the patient. 490 00:29:09,441 --> 00:29:10,943 - Continue. - I'm done. 491 00:29:11,068 --> 00:29:13,487 Jimsonweed doesn't explain the screaming. 492 00:29:13,612 --> 00:29:15,072 You've obviously never had a bad trip. 493 00:29:15,197 --> 00:29:17,658 I would've thought you'd try to accomplish two goals at once. 494 00:29:17,783 --> 00:29:20,035 Why can't you be more like the other age-inappropriate girls 495 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,996 who have a thing for me? Just accept me for me. 496 00:29:24,414 --> 00:29:25,290 Continue. 497 00:29:25,415 --> 00:29:29,002 Treatment for jimsonweed OD is physostigmine. 498 00:29:29,127 --> 00:29:31,088 Kid's got heart issues. The two don't mix. 499 00:29:31,213 --> 00:29:32,631 We'd better make sure that's what he's got. 500 00:29:32,756 --> 00:29:35,717 Serum from the lab in Patterson is three days minimum. 501 00:29:35,842 --> 00:29:38,136 He won't survive three days. 502 00:29:38,262 --> 00:29:39,596 What time does he wake up? 503 00:29:39,721 --> 00:29:41,431 7:35 a.m. 504 00:29:41,556 --> 00:29:43,308 Then what? Walk me through it. 505 00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:46,311 7:40 to 7:50 he goes to the toilet, washes his face. 506 00:29:46,436 --> 00:29:47,396 What does this matter? 507 00:29:47,521 --> 00:29:48,689 I'm trying to prove he ate the plant. 508 00:29:48,814 --> 00:29:50,691 His schedule has nothing to do with jimsonweed. 509 00:29:50,816 --> 00:29:51,900 There are two possibilities. 510 00:29:52,025 --> 00:29:55,779 Either the parents saw him eat the plant or the kid has unsupervised time, 511 00:29:55,904 --> 00:29:57,990 and eats plants instead of playing with blocks. 512 00:29:58,115 --> 00:30:00,534 Even if you find 15 minutes of free time outside, 513 00:30:00,659 --> 00:30:02,119 it doesn't mean he spent it eating a bush. 514 00:30:02,244 --> 00:30:06,456 So, what do we do? Nothing? Wait for the kid to tell us? What? 515 00:30:10,919 --> 00:30:12,462 Where are you going? 516 00:30:12,587 --> 00:30:14,214 To talk to him. 517 00:30:24,891 --> 00:30:26,768 Ever see your son eat a bush? 518 00:30:26,893 --> 00:30:27,811 I haven't. 519 00:30:27,936 --> 00:30:29,187 I've only ever seen him eat... 520 00:30:29,313 --> 00:30:31,565 Adam, you ate something at your house. 521 00:30:31,690 --> 00:30:35,861 Something that made you sick. I need you to show me what you ate. 522 00:30:35,986 --> 00:30:37,321 He can't answer you. 523 00:30:37,446 --> 00:30:39,156 Neither can you. 524 00:30:40,866 --> 00:30:42,659 This is your backyard. 525 00:30:43,618 --> 00:30:47,039 You may know it as Mel's Diner. This is your sandbox. 526 00:30:47,164 --> 00:30:51,418 Your jungle gym. And under it is this. 527 00:30:54,129 --> 00:30:56,631 I need to know if you ate this, Adam. 528 00:30:56,965 --> 00:30:59,176 He doesn't know what you want. 529 00:30:59,301 --> 00:31:03,305 Adam, you have to tell me because if you don't, 530 00:31:06,558 --> 00:31:09,019 game over. You'll be dead. 531 00:31:09,144 --> 00:31:11,313 What the hell are you doing? 532 00:31:11,438 --> 00:31:13,190 Show me what you ate. 533 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,568 Adam, show me what you ate. 534 00:31:37,881 --> 00:31:39,299 - Adam? - Honey? 535 00:31:39,966 --> 00:31:41,093 Adam! 536 00:31:51,937 --> 00:31:54,231 Come on in, brothers and sister, 537 00:31:54,356 --> 00:31:56,358 welcome to the house of the Lord! 538 00:31:56,483 --> 00:31:58,568 House, come on. The Chapel? 539 00:31:58,693 --> 00:32:02,697 We have been blessed with the miracle of a new symptom. 540 00:32:02,823 --> 00:32:04,449 Brother, can you testify 541 00:32:04,574 --> 00:32:08,745 as to why this poor child's eyeball rolled back into his head? 542 00:32:09,287 --> 00:32:13,333 It's consistent with jimsonweed poisoning, ocular paralysis. I'm sorry. 543 00:32:13,458 --> 00:32:14,793 The wicked shall deceive ye 544 00:32:14,918 --> 00:32:18,171 because they have turned from the Lord and are idiots. 545 00:32:18,296 --> 00:32:20,632 His ocular muscle didn't paralyze, it pirouetted. 546 00:32:20,757 --> 00:32:23,385 - MS? - It is easier for a wise man 547 00:32:23,510 --> 00:32:25,804 - to gain access to heaven... - Will you stop doing that? 548 00:32:25,929 --> 00:32:27,097 Just say, "Not MS." 549 00:32:27,222 --> 00:32:29,224 A stroke, bleed in the brain. 550 00:32:29,349 --> 00:32:33,437 We'd be seeing other symptoms besides a single eye misalignment. Like a coma. 551 00:32:33,562 --> 00:32:34,855 And you've already testified. 552 00:32:34,980 --> 00:32:36,314 It's a tumor. 553 00:32:36,690 --> 00:32:38,442 And all the imaging just missed it? 554 00:32:38,567 --> 00:32:39,985 It's a micro-tumor. 555 00:32:40,110 --> 00:32:42,195 It started in his lung, which caused the pleural effusion. 556 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:45,365 Then it metastasized to his liver, which made it slough cells. 557 00:32:45,490 --> 00:32:48,118 And then it went to his brain behind the eye, 558 00:32:48,243 --> 00:32:49,786 which caused it to roll back into his head. 559 00:32:49,911 --> 00:32:52,706 So, he had three tumors and we missed all of them? 560 00:32:53,373 --> 00:32:54,624 What's the opposite of a miracle? 561 00:32:54,749 --> 00:32:58,503 I have a better chance of finding it, now that I know exactly where to look. 562 00:32:58,628 --> 00:33:02,382 So, unless you have a better idea, 563 00:33:02,507 --> 00:33:08,013 I'm going to go CT his head and then, if I have to, remove his eye. 564 00:33:11,266 --> 00:33:13,101 You remove this kid's eye, 565 00:33:13,226 --> 00:33:17,606 he's only going to be half as good at not making eye contact. 566 00:33:27,991 --> 00:33:29,326 Hello? 567 00:33:30,994 --> 00:33:32,204 Hello? 568 00:33:33,955 --> 00:33:35,165 Hello? 569 00:33:37,459 --> 00:33:40,170 I have sad news for you. She doesn't love you. 570 00:33:40,670 --> 00:33:42,547 You're ugly when you're jealous. 571 00:33:42,672 --> 00:33:45,425 She showed up at my house last night. Came on to me. 572 00:33:46,426 --> 00:33:48,220 She's even more perfect than I thought. 573 00:33:48,345 --> 00:33:51,056 House, she's sick. 574 00:33:51,181 --> 00:33:53,683 You say, "Sick," I say, "Freestylin'." 575 00:33:53,808 --> 00:33:56,061 The girl will have sex with an invertebrate. 576 00:33:56,186 --> 00:33:58,063 Come on, you're not that bad. 577 00:33:58,939 --> 00:34:00,315 She has a problem. 578 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,359 You're not doing her any favors by indulging her. 579 00:34:02,484 --> 00:34:04,194 How could you lie like this? 580 00:34:04,319 --> 00:34:06,238 Do you not have room in your heart for love? 581 00:34:06,363 --> 00:34:07,489 You don't believe me. 582 00:34:07,614 --> 00:34:10,325 I didn't believe the kids when they said that Susie was sleeping with Johnny. 583 00:34:10,450 --> 00:34:11,618 I didn't believe them then. I don't believe them now. 584 00:34:11,743 --> 00:34:15,121 I don't care that Susie married Johnny. She's mine. 585 00:34:16,164 --> 00:34:19,167 She has a mole on her right breast, just below the nipple. 586 00:34:19,292 --> 00:34:20,335 No, she doesn't. 587 00:34:20,460 --> 00:34:21,586 You've seen her breasts? 588 00:34:21,711 --> 00:34:24,130 It was a medical exam. I was listening to her heart. 589 00:34:24,256 --> 00:34:28,301 It went, "Greg-House. Greg-House. Greg-House." 590 00:34:29,094 --> 00:34:30,887 Fine. I'm lying. 591 00:34:31,304 --> 00:34:34,975 But she did come back. She's locked up in my office. 592 00:34:35,308 --> 00:34:39,479 I was hoping you could talk to her, put an end to this. 593 00:34:54,327 --> 00:34:55,453 Listen to me. 594 00:34:57,497 --> 00:34:58,915 Do you have any idea what you'd have 595 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,585 to look forward to if you stayed with me? 596 00:35:01,710 --> 00:35:04,671 Nine chances out of ten, we'd both wind up in ajail. 597 00:35:06,256 --> 00:35:08,842 You're only saying that to make me go. 598 00:35:08,967 --> 00:35:11,344 I'm saying it 'cause it's true. 599 00:35:13,888 --> 00:35:17,100 Inside of us, we both know that you belong with Victor. 600 00:35:19,144 --> 00:35:21,313 Is there a Victor in your class? 601 00:35:24,691 --> 00:35:28,528 If you're not with someone your age, you'll regret it. 602 00:35:29,571 --> 00:35:34,242 Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life. 603 00:35:36,077 --> 00:35:37,329 What about us? 604 00:35:37,912 --> 00:35:39,664 We'll always have Fresno. 605 00:35:42,751 --> 00:35:45,629 I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see 606 00:35:45,754 --> 00:35:47,130 that the problems of two little people 607 00:35:47,255 --> 00:35:50,008 don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. 608 00:35:52,135 --> 00:35:53,928 Someday you'll understand that. 609 00:35:57,349 --> 00:36:01,311 Now, now, here's looking at you. 610 00:36:07,817 --> 00:36:08,652 Damn. 611 00:36:10,737 --> 00:36:13,073 Was there an earthquake when you were in Fresno? 612 00:36:13,198 --> 00:36:14,157 What? 613 00:36:14,282 --> 00:36:15,909 I ask all my girlfriends that. 614 00:36:19,704 --> 00:36:21,289 Yeah, a little one. 615 00:36:22,499 --> 00:36:23,458 Damn. 616 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:25,543 What? What? 617 00:36:25,669 --> 00:36:27,754 - What is it? - It's not love. 618 00:36:28,755 --> 00:36:30,757 You have spore in your brain. 619 00:36:31,049 --> 00:36:34,010 Coccidioides immitis. California's full of them. 620 00:36:34,135 --> 00:36:36,137 They get an earthquake, they get released into the air, 621 00:36:36,262 --> 00:36:37,931 you breathe it in, you get a cold. 622 00:36:38,056 --> 00:36:43,478 Turns into sinus congestion, aches, weakness, milky tears, and sometimes 623 00:36:45,063 --> 00:36:47,273 loss of inhibition and judgment. 624 00:36:48,858 --> 00:36:49,943 Damn! 625 00:36:50,652 --> 00:36:53,321 So, loving you, 626 00:36:54,572 --> 00:36:58,993 wanting to have sex with you was all just the spores talking? 627 00:37:03,623 --> 00:37:05,417 You'll probably live. 628 00:37:08,795 --> 00:37:09,921 Damn! 629 00:37:34,529 --> 00:37:37,490 Hey! Don't touch his eye! 630 00:37:38,116 --> 00:37:39,993 This is an appendectomy. 631 00:37:42,787 --> 00:37:45,039 Like I said, don't touch his eye. 632 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,128 Why isn't he in surgery? 633 00:37:50,253 --> 00:37:51,463 Some emergency bumped him. 634 00:37:51,588 --> 00:37:52,672 We've got another room in ten minutes. 635 00:37:52,797 --> 00:37:54,382 You're not taking him in. 636 00:37:54,507 --> 00:37:56,217 Kill the lights. 637 00:37:58,428 --> 00:38:00,889 He was seeing them all the time. 638 00:38:01,598 --> 00:38:02,432 What are you looking for? 639 00:38:02,557 --> 00:38:04,184 He was telling us what he was seeing. 640 00:38:04,309 --> 00:38:06,728 Telling us exactly what was wrong with him. 641 00:38:06,853 --> 00:38:09,522 Drawing them for us over and over again. 642 00:38:09,647 --> 00:38:12,442 But nobody knew how to speak autistic. 643 00:38:12,567 --> 00:38:14,652 When I asked him what he ate, he even told me that. 644 00:38:14,778 --> 00:38:17,822 What are you talking about? What was he seeing? 645 00:38:19,532 --> 00:38:23,620 Hello, my pretties. It's not a tumor, Foreman. 646 00:38:23,745 --> 00:38:26,915 It's worms swimming in his eye. 647 00:38:27,874 --> 00:38:31,795 Animal makes potty in the sandbox, boy plays in the sandbox. 648 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:33,630 Boy eats the sand. 649 00:38:33,755 --> 00:38:35,590 You can probably tell where this is going by now. 650 00:38:35,715 --> 00:38:37,342 Stool samples were negative for parasites. 651 00:38:37,467 --> 00:38:40,345 Raccoon roundworms are not excreted by their human host. 652 00:38:40,470 --> 00:38:41,679 Cameron tested the sand. 653 00:38:41,805 --> 00:38:42,847 All of it? 654 00:38:43,807 --> 00:38:46,017 Worms spread from his gut to the rest of his body. 655 00:38:46,142 --> 00:38:49,562 They attacked his lungs, that's what made him scream and caused the effusion. 656 00:38:49,687 --> 00:38:53,233 They invade his liver, sending dead liver cells coursing through his system. 657 00:38:53,358 --> 00:38:55,735 They attacked his eye and the muscles surrounding it, 658 00:38:55,860 --> 00:38:58,154 making his eyeball do a back flip. 659 00:38:59,072 --> 00:39:01,282 Laser photocoagulation to fix the eye, 660 00:39:01,407 --> 00:39:03,952 and a high dose of benzimidazole to kill the worms. 661 00:39:04,077 --> 00:39:07,872 Wait a minute, that's it? He's going to be okay? 662 00:39:08,581 --> 00:39:09,707 Good news. 663 00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:14,003 He's going to be with you for a long, long time. 664 00:39:21,094 --> 00:39:23,137 I'm going to read you something. 665 00:39:23,263 --> 00:39:26,391 "Asperger Syndrome is a mild and rare form of autism. 666 00:39:26,516 --> 00:39:29,811 "It is typically characterized by difficulty establishing friendships, 667 00:39:29,936 --> 00:39:34,065 "and playing with peers, trouble accepting conventional social rules, 668 00:39:34,190 --> 00:39:38,194 "and they dislike any change in setting or routine." 669 00:39:38,319 --> 00:39:39,863 Or broadloom. 670 00:39:40,071 --> 00:39:42,031 It doesn't say that last part, but you get my point. 671 00:39:42,156 --> 00:39:46,703 House doesn't have Asperger's. The diagnosis is much simpler, he's a jerk. 672 00:39:46,828 --> 00:39:48,580 Why do you think he took this case? 673 00:39:48,705 --> 00:39:50,331 Because he believes these parents? 674 00:39:50,456 --> 00:39:52,542 Because he wants to help a young boy? 675 00:39:52,667 --> 00:39:58,256 He sees himself in this kid, and he's trying to help himself. 676 00:39:59,799 --> 00:40:03,595 He doesn't want this, he needs it. 677 00:40:18,484 --> 00:40:21,696 You're not autistic. You don't even have Asperger's. 678 00:40:21,821 --> 00:40:23,114 You wish you did. 679 00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:26,117 That would exempt you from the rules, give you freedom, 680 00:40:26,242 --> 00:40:30,496 absolve you of responsibility, let you date 17-year-olds. 681 00:40:30,622 --> 00:40:34,083 But most important, it would mean that you're not just a jerk. 682 00:40:35,126 --> 00:40:39,589 At what point does a person endlessly lecturing someone make him a jerk? 683 00:40:46,638 --> 00:40:52,185 First tongue kiss is an eight on the happiness scale. 684 00:40:53,728 --> 00:40:57,899 Child being snatched back from the brink of death, that's a ten. 685 00:41:01,861 --> 00:41:05,323 They're clocking in at a very tepid six point five, 686 00:41:06,282 --> 00:41:09,410 because they know what they have to go back to. 687 00:41:15,083 --> 00:41:16,459 Listen, 688 00:41:18,962 --> 00:41:20,004 thanks. 689 00:41:21,130 --> 00:41:22,715 You saved his life. 690 00:41:23,549 --> 00:41:25,885 Yeah, I know. See ya. 691 00:42:20,815 --> 00:42:22,775 That was so good. 692 00:42:35,121 --> 00:42:37,165 That was a ten. 693 00:42:57,310 --> 00:42:58,895 All change is bad? 694 00:43:00,313 --> 00:43:02,356 It's not true, you know.