1 00:00:07,630 --> 00:00:08,580 Here you go. 2 00:00:12,957 --> 00:00:14,507 That fried crap will kill you. 3 00:00:15,852 --> 00:00:16,802 See? 4 00:00:23,959 --> 00:00:25,209 Time to make the donuts. 5 00:00:29,788 --> 00:00:31,238 Hands in the air! Right now! 6 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:34,092 - Get up! Move out here, let's go! - Move it! 7 00:00:34,764 --> 00:00:37,064 Purses and wallets on the counter! Right now! 8 00:00:37,188 --> 00:00:39,438 Your watches, your jewelry. Take it all off! 9 00:00:44,606 --> 00:00:46,006 Get the girl, get the girl. 10 00:00:46,954 --> 00:00:48,997 We're moving to the back room. Let's go! 11 00:00:49,110 --> 00:00:50,213 - Let's go! - Move it! 12 00:00:50,714 --> 00:00:51,571 Go on! 13 00:00:51,572 --> 00:00:52,523 Not you. 14 00:00:53,846 --> 00:00:55,540 No, no. She's staying right here. 15 00:00:56,103 --> 00:00:58,097 - You're not gonna do this. - Whoa, kid. 16 00:01:01,174 --> 00:01:04,208 No, no. Jeremy, please. Just do what they say. Please. 17 00:01:04,885 --> 00:01:05,929 Okay, okay. 18 00:01:06,485 --> 00:01:07,427 Move! 19 00:01:17,833 --> 00:01:20,929 Son of a bitch! You thought I was gonna let you hurt my wife? 20 00:01:22,722 --> 00:01:23,668 Hey, mister! 21 00:01:24,232 --> 00:01:25,178 Your wife. 22 00:01:26,225 --> 00:01:27,370 What did he do to her? 23 00:01:28,214 --> 00:01:29,158 Nothing. 24 00:01:35,742 --> 00:01:36,687 Tracy! 25 00:01:40,694 --> 00:01:45,188 FRM - jh26 26 00:02:12,530 --> 00:02:14,587 20-year-old, married African American female. 27 00:02:14,591 --> 00:02:16,787 Couldn't breathe. Anaphylaxis-like throat swelling. 28 00:02:16,792 --> 00:02:17,357 Children? 29 00:02:17,362 --> 00:02:19,938 - You think pregnancy would explain - It explains the marriage. 30 00:02:19,942 --> 00:02:21,586 Who the hell gets married at 20? 31 00:02:21,651 --> 00:02:23,038 I'm guessing people in love. 32 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:25,085 Show me a 20 year-old who's not in love. 33 00:02:25,121 --> 00:02:28,318 You get married at 20, you're gonna be shocked at who you're living with at 30. 34 00:02:28,323 --> 00:02:30,438 It's not allergies, negative on all the skin tests. 35 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:32,426 Four days on antihistamines and steroids— 36 00:02:32,431 --> 00:02:33,855 - Who's he talking to? - What? 37 00:02:33,863 --> 00:02:34,807 It's got an ass. 38 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:36,836 Technically, that makes it a "who." 39 00:02:38,093 --> 00:02:40,317 New nurse in peeds. Wendy something. 40 00:02:40,721 --> 00:02:42,466 Swelling just started to go down— 41 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:44,448 - Seen her here before? - Couple times. 42 00:02:45,273 --> 00:02:47,965 I tried following her home, but she gave me the slip. 43 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:49,427 Swelling's— 44 00:02:54,552 --> 00:02:55,545 Think that's funny, 45 00:02:56,190 --> 00:02:58,608 ask him about the time he sabotaged my cane. 46 00:03:00,603 --> 00:03:01,548 Are you serious? 47 00:03:02,351 --> 00:03:03,597 There was a point to it. 48 00:03:03,771 --> 00:03:04,928 Wendy, this is House. 49 00:03:05,213 --> 00:03:08,905 Something about not getting too "uppity" with normal folks who walk good. 50 00:03:11,112 --> 00:03:12,556 You're everything I'd heard. 51 00:03:12,683 --> 00:03:13,626 Nice to meet you. 52 00:03:19,331 --> 00:03:20,275 Why so rude? 53 00:03:20,363 --> 00:03:22,556 You've sprinted through three bad marriages 54 00:03:22,730 --> 00:03:25,625 into an affair with a dying patient. Now a naughty nurse? 55 00:03:26,350 --> 00:03:27,776 How many more failed relationships 56 00:03:27,782 --> 00:03:30,685 are we both gonna have to deal with before you learn to love yourself? 57 00:03:30,693 --> 00:03:32,077 And I mean that in the literal way. 58 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,467 It's amazing how you can not only know it's a relationship, 59 00:03:34,472 --> 00:03:37,316 but that it's a bad relationship based on nothing but... 60 00:03:38,872 --> 00:03:40,296 - Nothing. - I know you. 61 00:03:41,110 --> 00:03:42,856 I'm not with her. Not even trying. 62 00:03:44,751 --> 00:03:45,746 You're lying to me. 63 00:03:46,300 --> 00:03:47,297 That's interesting. 64 00:03:47,512 --> 00:03:49,257 Well, as long as it's interesting. 65 00:03:53,761 --> 00:03:54,638 Swelling is— 66 00:03:54,641 --> 00:03:55,927 Why is she hanging out here? 67 00:03:55,932 --> 00:03:58,116 Anyone interested in what happened with the swelling? 68 00:03:58,121 --> 00:03:59,836 She's in peeds. It's the next wing over. 69 00:03:59,841 --> 00:04:02,077 If you're wondering if Wilson's dating her, ask Wilson. 70 00:04:02,082 --> 00:04:05,136 Clearly he did. And Wilson denied it. And House doesn't believe it. 71 00:04:05,140 --> 00:04:08,317 It's gotta hurt. That's why it pays to have more than one friend, House. 72 00:04:08,322 --> 00:04:10,468 If he's not hitting that, why is she here? 73 00:04:10,482 --> 00:04:12,828 Because I'm hitting that and it's totally hot. 74 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,525 Swelling took four days to resolve. 75 00:04:15,531 --> 00:04:17,718 Patient has unexplained, intense abdominal pains. 76 00:04:17,721 --> 00:04:18,797 So explain them. 77 00:04:19,391 --> 00:04:21,685 Wake me when they've done an exploratory laparotomy. 78 00:04:21,692 --> 00:04:23,388 Anybody know her? Know her story? 79 00:04:23,462 --> 00:04:24,408 Up and at 'em. 80 00:04:24,983 --> 00:04:26,127 They did a laparotomy. 81 00:04:26,383 --> 00:04:29,148 Liver, bowel, gallbladder, appendix— all clean. 82 00:04:29,330 --> 00:04:31,128 Belly pain plus throat swelling. 83 00:04:31,260 --> 00:04:33,257 She was in some sort of assault, right? 84 00:04:34,141 --> 00:04:35,057 Simple neck trauma. 85 00:04:35,062 --> 00:04:37,535 No one touched her neck, and if they did, it'd resolve by now. 86 00:04:37,543 --> 00:04:39,555 Didn't need to touch her. Some guy coughed on her? 87 00:04:39,563 --> 00:04:41,367 He's in jail and he's completely healthy, 88 00:04:41,373 --> 00:04:44,368 except for the broken head he got from the beating he took. 89 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:45,796 There's pot 90 00:04:46,041 --> 00:04:49,835 on her tox screen. Salmonella from the pot would explain the stomach pains. 91 00:04:49,901 --> 00:04:51,678 It's a stretch. She'd have a fever. 92 00:04:51,681 --> 00:04:54,278 She's on steroids for the swelling, therefore no fever. 93 00:04:54,283 --> 00:04:55,835 And the smoking explains the throat. 94 00:04:55,841 --> 00:04:57,787 Sorry, take it back. That's a stretch. 95 00:04:57,912 --> 00:04:58,856 Got a better idea? 96 00:05:00,871 --> 00:05:01,827 Then stretch away. 97 00:05:02,501 --> 00:05:04,945 Start her on fluoroquinolone for the salmonella. 98 00:05:14,932 --> 00:05:16,675 I was waiting two hours out there. 99 00:05:17,411 --> 00:05:20,566 Fascinating. Have you considered a career as a memoirist? 100 00:05:21,733 --> 00:05:22,678 Let's see it. 101 00:05:24,712 --> 00:05:26,208 You don't introduce yourself? 102 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:29,438 Sorry, I thought you were waiting two hours, didn't know you wanted to chat. 103 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:31,835 Hi, I'm Greg. How about that local sports team? 104 00:05:35,870 --> 00:05:37,015 It's not an infection. 105 00:05:37,672 --> 00:05:39,988 - How can you tell without— - You want me to touch you? 106 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,248 It's your private place. 107 00:05:41,972 --> 00:05:44,465 You're chewing nicotine gum, which causes dehydration, 108 00:05:44,471 --> 00:05:45,866 which causes wear and tear. 109 00:05:46,153 --> 00:05:48,616 Try a lubricant. Or foreplay if you're cheap. 110 00:05:49,981 --> 00:05:51,815 Just take a swab and get it tested, okay? 111 00:05:51,821 --> 00:05:52,717 Sorry. 112 00:05:52,722 --> 00:05:56,267 I already met this month's quota of useless tests for stubborn idiots. 113 00:05:59,842 --> 00:06:00,785 You're rude. 114 00:06:02,132 --> 00:06:03,137 Wow, you're like a 115 00:06:03,302 --> 00:06:04,548 detective, or something. 116 00:06:05,061 --> 00:06:06,007 And you're smart. 117 00:06:07,050 --> 00:06:07,997 And you're funny. 118 00:06:08,932 --> 00:06:09,925 But you are bitter, 119 00:06:10,452 --> 00:06:11,398 and you're lonely. 120 00:06:12,322 --> 00:06:13,268 So you treat 121 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:15,987 everyone around like they're idiots. 122 00:06:16,882 --> 00:06:18,177 And you get away with it, 123 00:06:19,323 --> 00:06:20,457 'cause of your cane. 124 00:06:21,522 --> 00:06:22,467 Please stop. 125 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:25,166 It's hard to write through the haze of bitter tears. 126 00:06:25,431 --> 00:06:27,725 But you're not actually getting away with it. 127 00:06:27,791 --> 00:06:29,187 Last nurse you made fun of, 128 00:06:29,901 --> 00:06:32,348 she probably slipped some crap into your coffee. 129 00:06:32,801 --> 00:06:35,627 Nah, I asked for de-crappinated coffee. 130 00:06:41,631 --> 00:06:42,875 Treat people like jerks, 131 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,007 you get treated like a jerk. 132 00:07:08,260 --> 00:07:09,207 Thank you. 133 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:11,246 Bend over. 134 00:07:14,772 --> 00:07:15,468 You kidding me? 135 00:07:15,472 --> 00:07:17,607 If you have an infection, you'd have a fever. 136 00:07:17,610 --> 00:07:20,795 You're chewing nicotine gum which messes with the weather in your mouth, 137 00:07:20,801 --> 00:07:22,447 so I need to vacation elsewhere. 138 00:07:34,512 --> 00:07:36,507 And wait till I put the thermometer in. 139 00:07:39,331 --> 00:07:40,848 You break it, you bought it. 140 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:48,345 Leaving early today. 141 00:07:51,853 --> 00:07:55,046 You ever get that thing where you're sure you forgot something, 142 00:07:55,403 --> 00:07:56,946 but you can't figure out what? 143 00:07:58,433 --> 00:08:00,125 Guess it can't be that important. 144 00:08:01,608 --> 00:08:05,111 Salmonella is a bacterial infection that you can get from pot plants. 145 00:08:05,332 --> 00:08:06,379 Causes stomach pain. 146 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:07,661 And my throat? 147 00:08:07,724 --> 00:08:10,667 The thinking is it's an inflammatory reaction to the smoking. 148 00:08:10,673 --> 00:08:13,368 How much'd you need to smoke for your throat to go nuts like that? 149 00:08:13,373 --> 00:08:15,866 - Most cases, a lot. - We don't smoke a lot. 150 00:08:16,681 --> 00:08:18,016 Let's just start the treatment. 151 00:08:18,021 --> 00:08:19,665 Think we're liars as well as druggies? 152 00:08:19,671 --> 00:08:22,447 Actually, I'm wondering if you'd mind getting her a cup of ice chips. 153 00:08:22,451 --> 00:08:24,498 You're not gonna get any different answer from her. 154 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:25,928 No, no. He can stay. 155 00:08:26,681 --> 00:08:29,828 No offense, but this place is scary. I feel better when he's around. 156 00:08:29,830 --> 00:08:32,978 - Tracy, I need to talk to you. - We don't do a lot of drugs. 157 00:08:33,182 --> 00:08:35,685 I need to know your answers aren't being pressured. 158 00:08:35,702 --> 00:08:39,647 Look, if you think the antibiotics are a good idea, you can give them to me. 159 00:08:39,752 --> 00:08:40,688 Okay. 160 00:08:40,691 --> 00:08:43,586 Worst case scenario, it'll help us rule out a few things. 161 00:08:44,963 --> 00:08:48,365 He's a good guy. He just has a hard time holding in his emotions. 162 00:08:48,542 --> 00:08:50,256 You don't have to apologize for me. 163 00:08:50,260 --> 00:08:51,997 That mean you're gonna do it for yourself? 164 00:08:52,002 --> 00:08:53,596 I got nothing to apologize for. 165 00:08:54,112 --> 00:08:55,058 He's young. 166 00:08:56,050 --> 00:08:57,098 Itchy. 167 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:02,445 Allergic reaction to the fluoroquinolone. 168 00:09:02,453 --> 00:09:04,218 We should switch to a different antibiotic. 169 00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:05,165 Why? 170 00:09:05,190 --> 00:09:07,058 We can't treat the salmonella unless— 171 00:09:07,063 --> 00:09:08,005 Salmonella? 172 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:09,418 That was a total stretch. 173 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:11,186 Man, why does that sound so familiar? 174 00:09:11,191 --> 00:09:13,006 You think it's 'cause I said it an hour ago? 175 00:09:13,013 --> 00:09:15,406 Then it was a dumb thing to say. Now it's smart. 176 00:09:15,740 --> 00:09:16,737 She's got the rash, 177 00:09:16,793 --> 00:09:19,606 so we know she's unusually susceptible to allergic reactions. 178 00:09:19,610 --> 00:09:22,627 So that's what brought her in. Probably the peanut butter in her sandwich. 179 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,086 Stick test was negative for peanuts. 180 00:09:24,090 --> 00:09:26,837 That's because you foolishly tested her while she was lying down. 181 00:09:26,841 --> 00:09:29,585 Exercise-based anaphylaxis? I think that requires exercise. 182 00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:31,747 When her throat closed, they'd just got done eating. 183 00:09:31,753 --> 00:09:34,316 - Not even competitive eating. - And getting robbed. 184 00:09:34,330 --> 00:09:35,826 Always gets my heart rate up. 185 00:09:36,441 --> 00:09:39,427 Give her the same food she ate at the diner and stick her on the treadmill. 186 00:09:39,431 --> 00:09:41,948 Better yet, put a gun to her head, threaten to rape her. 187 00:09:42,472 --> 00:09:44,158 You don't think I'm gonna get a response? 188 00:09:44,162 --> 00:09:45,107 No. 189 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:46,875 You're on. 50 bucks. 190 00:09:47,363 --> 00:09:48,716 I'm not betting on a patient's— 191 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:50,907 100 bucks. If you say so. 192 00:09:59,943 --> 00:10:02,037 Tracy, I'm increasing the speed a little. 193 00:10:02,383 --> 00:10:03,927 My stomach really hurts. 194 00:10:05,901 --> 00:10:09,147 Jeremy! You out there? Talk to me! 195 00:10:09,220 --> 00:10:10,216 You're doing great. 196 00:10:10,633 --> 00:10:11,577 Isn't this enough? 197 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,598 I'm not getting any allergic response yet. 198 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:14,698 Come on. Shut it off. 199 00:10:14,703 --> 00:10:17,895 We don't complete the test, my boss will just come down here and do it himself. 200 00:10:17,903 --> 00:10:18,886 You do not want that. 201 00:10:18,961 --> 00:10:20,657 She's in pain. Look at her. 202 00:10:20,972 --> 00:10:22,618 I don't want to have to ask you to leave. 203 00:10:22,631 --> 00:10:24,207 Ask me to leave? Are you kidding me? 204 00:10:24,210 --> 00:10:26,807 This is my wife. You guys aren't helping her. You're hurting her. 205 00:10:26,811 --> 00:10:29,878 What? You guys have all this equipment in here and you're not doing anything. 206 00:10:29,882 --> 00:10:31,625 You guys can't figure out what's— 207 00:10:32,852 --> 00:10:34,115 Ow, it hurts! 208 00:10:34,631 --> 00:10:35,227 Where? 209 00:10:35,230 --> 00:10:36,175 In my stomach. 210 00:10:36,472 --> 00:10:37,415 And my chest. 211 00:10:40,403 --> 00:10:42,197 It's Foreman. Get me a wheel chair. 212 00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:46,997 He's as sick as she is now. 213 00:10:47,251 --> 00:10:48,445 Told you it would work. 214 00:10:48,550 --> 00:10:49,995 Worked on the wrong patient. 215 00:10:50,111 --> 00:10:52,457 We could spend all day arguing right or wrong. 216 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,045 Give me the 100 bucks. 217 00:10:54,150 --> 00:10:55,097 We didn't bet. 218 00:10:55,433 --> 00:10:58,116 We could spend all day arguing whether we bet or not. 219 00:10:58,120 --> 00:10:59,267 Give me the 100 bucks. 220 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:02,218 Come on, Foreman. Pay up, he won. 221 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,358 Or we could just never finish the DDX. 222 00:11:07,753 --> 00:11:09,405 Husband's test showed no MI. 223 00:11:09,763 --> 00:11:11,857 No aortic dissection. It's not his heart. 224 00:11:11,980 --> 00:11:14,428 It's just non-specific chest and abdominal pain. 225 00:11:14,530 --> 00:11:15,477 So, 226 00:11:15,781 --> 00:11:16,726 psychosomatic? 227 00:11:17,222 --> 00:11:18,166 Panic attack? 228 00:11:19,213 --> 00:11:21,805 Pain persisted after he got lorazepam and morphine. 229 00:11:22,401 --> 00:11:23,557 Whose locker is that? 230 00:11:24,603 --> 00:11:25,548 Mine. 231 00:11:26,190 --> 00:11:28,096 Chest, stomach, throat. 232 00:11:28,511 --> 00:11:29,508 What does it all mean? 233 00:11:29,513 --> 00:11:32,008 - We're in the nurses' locker room. - I know that. 234 00:11:35,273 --> 00:11:37,156 Oh. That is so annoying. 235 00:11:37,663 --> 00:11:40,508 Wilson's girlfriend's left her stuff in my locker again. 236 00:11:40,943 --> 00:11:43,517 Great, I hadn't committed any felonies yet today. 237 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,655 Relax. You know who they're gonna blame. 238 00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:48,008 House, you wanna mess with Wilson, no problem. 239 00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:49,707 But you got no reason to screw around— 240 00:11:49,713 --> 00:11:53,126 - Can we get back to the medicine? - Okay. Why assume one disease? 241 00:11:53,361 --> 00:11:54,508 His chest, her throat. 242 00:11:54,613 --> 00:11:58,046 So it's just a coincidence that they both got crippling stomach pains. 243 00:11:58,053 --> 00:12:00,846 Wow, they really are a great couple. So much in common. 244 00:12:02,163 --> 00:12:04,807 One blue shoe. What do you think that means? 245 00:12:05,011 --> 00:12:07,458 It means you're insane. Wilson's not dating her. 246 00:12:07,890 --> 00:12:10,558 - You feeling luckier? - It doesn't matter what I answer. 247 00:12:10,561 --> 00:12:11,787 200, it is. 248 00:12:12,002 --> 00:12:15,448 If they're married and caught the same disease, then it means they— 249 00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:20,277 Brochure to a jazz festival in the Poconos this weekend. 250 00:12:20,692 --> 00:12:23,145 Wilson likes jazz. Foreman, pay the man. 251 00:12:23,912 --> 00:12:27,047 Four, five, six novels. No music. 252 00:12:27,553 --> 00:12:29,496 - What does that mean? - She's literate. 253 00:12:29,511 --> 00:12:32,406 It means she spends her leisure time reading, not listening. 254 00:12:32,413 --> 00:12:35,656 She'd only wanna go watch jazz if the other person wanted to go. 255 00:12:35,850 --> 00:12:38,685 She has a martyr complex. Issues of inferiority. 256 00:12:39,070 --> 00:12:40,568 Married couple. Same disease. 257 00:12:40,713 --> 00:12:43,497 They either got it from each other, or in the same place. 258 00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:44,978 Infectious or environmental. 259 00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:49,298 All we have to do is check out parasites, viruses, bacteria, fungi, 260 00:12:49,382 --> 00:12:51,475 prions, radiation, toxins, chemicals, 261 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,417 or it's Internet porn related. 262 00:12:53,923 --> 00:12:57,068 I'll check the Internet. You guys cover the rest of the stuff. 263 00:13:02,093 --> 00:13:05,488 If they can live here without killing each other, they must really be in love. 264 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,438 It's tiny. 265 00:13:07,091 --> 00:13:09,436 How come it's taking you so long to search it? 266 00:13:11,952 --> 00:13:13,448 Box of condoms in his jacket. 267 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:16,016 I know you're poor now, but buy your own. 268 00:13:16,021 --> 00:13:16,968 She's on the pill. 269 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,177 Why would he need condoms? 270 00:13:20,681 --> 00:13:21,625 No, 271 00:13:21,953 --> 00:13:23,095 - put that back. - Why? 272 00:13:23,651 --> 00:13:26,538 We show that to House, he'll just call the guy a cheating bastard. 273 00:13:26,541 --> 00:13:29,687 - Look how he is with Wilson. - He'd be right. Could be an STD. 274 00:13:30,032 --> 00:13:33,225 One that doesn't give them any symptoms in their sexual organs? 275 00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:36,188 - They never mentioned anything. - Maybe they're embarrassed. 276 00:13:36,192 --> 00:13:37,246 What else could it be? 277 00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:40,407 You think they just like the sexy feel of latex against their genitals? 278 00:13:40,413 --> 00:13:42,718 Maybe the wife just wants to be extra cautious. 279 00:13:43,721 --> 00:13:45,086 Come on, you really believe that? 280 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:46,156 - Yeah. - Good. 281 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,998 Then I'm sure you'll have no problem convincing House. 282 00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:54,116 That cheating bastard. 283 00:13:54,273 --> 00:13:55,887 - He loves her. - Right. 284 00:13:56,592 --> 00:13:58,916 I bet he told you that she's the love of his life. 285 00:13:58,923 --> 00:14:00,166 People lie, I get it. 286 00:14:00,550 --> 00:14:04,288 But they don't go up against two armed gunmen to save someone unless they rea— 287 00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:07,908 There's a reason that we don't let kids vote or drink, 288 00:14:07,913 --> 00:14:09,325 or work in the salt mines. 289 00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:10,606 They're idiots. 290 00:14:11,511 --> 00:14:15,355 20-yo fall in and out of love more often than they change their oil filters, 291 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,898 - which they should do more often. - Sorry. 292 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:21,437 Ridiculous of me to draw a conclusion based on actually observing them. 293 00:14:21,572 --> 00:14:24,375 Should have just depended on your misanthropic view of human nature. 294 00:14:24,382 --> 00:14:26,328 Gonorrhea explains all their symptoms. 295 00:14:26,431 --> 00:14:28,576 Fitzhugh-Curtis syndrome for her belly pain, 296 00:14:28,582 --> 00:14:31,797 costochondritis and bladder infection for his chest and abdominal pain. 297 00:14:31,802 --> 00:14:32,747 Good. 298 00:14:32,812 --> 00:14:36,238 Now go rub their lying, cheating privates with a cotton swab. 299 00:14:42,491 --> 00:14:44,108 Why would you want to look at her? 300 00:14:44,111 --> 00:14:45,708 Is this because of the condoms? 301 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:50,426 You found them in his jacket, figured he was hiding something from me. 302 00:14:50,751 --> 00:14:53,427 I thought I was pregnant last month. Kind of freaked me out. 303 00:14:53,432 --> 00:14:55,026 I'm way too young to have kids. 304 00:14:55,903 --> 00:14:57,948 So you just wanted to be extra cautious. 305 00:14:58,042 --> 00:15:00,838 Wish one of us had figured that out, stuck to his guns. 306 00:15:01,410 --> 00:15:02,725 We're still gonna check you both. 307 00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:05,646 She's the only girlfriend I've ever had. She's the love of— 308 00:15:05,651 --> 00:15:07,726 - Please don't say it. - I can't say I love my wife? 309 00:15:07,731 --> 00:15:10,355 - We're still gonna test you. - What is it, I'm white? 310 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,365 Yeah, that's it. 311 00:15:11,851 --> 00:15:14,746 Jeremy, I wish you would stop it. You're really embarrassing. 312 00:15:14,753 --> 00:15:17,585 Everybody thinks they're so liberal, but I see how they look at us. 313 00:15:17,591 --> 00:15:18,548 White and black. 314 00:15:18,893 --> 00:15:19,996 Especially black. 315 00:15:21,602 --> 00:15:23,058 I'm sorry, Trace, but it's true. 316 00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:24,568 Great. Prove us all wrong. 317 00:15:28,581 --> 00:15:31,795 No scarring, no purulent discharge, and the NAATs were negative. 318 00:15:31,802 --> 00:15:32,875 They don't have an STD. 319 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:36,125 What's that you say? You got a problem with interracial couples? 320 00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:37,678 Thank you, Chase. No. 321 00:15:37,872 --> 00:15:39,775 Any of your shorties ever been whities? 322 00:15:39,781 --> 00:15:42,375 Not sure I understand your ghetto slang, Dr. House. 323 00:15:42,813 --> 00:15:44,827 How many black women have you dated, by the way? 324 00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:48,675 I don't care about color. As long as they can help me breed a superior race. 325 00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:52,016 Yeah, my exes have usually been black. So what? 326 00:15:52,630 --> 00:15:55,837 It's not a racial thing. It's cultural. I have more in common with them. 327 00:15:55,843 --> 00:15:58,835 Like I assume you only date emotionally stunted bigots. 328 00:16:00,361 --> 00:16:03,537 Sorry, you're right. That kind of prejudice is totally fine. 329 00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:07,387 The abdominal pain is getting worse. We've had to up their morphine twice. 330 00:16:07,393 --> 00:16:09,646 Take the wife off the steroids. If she spikes a fever, 331 00:16:09,651 --> 00:16:12,365 we'll know it's an infection. If she doesn't, it's environmental. 332 00:16:20,241 --> 00:16:21,185 He got off easy. 333 00:16:21,483 --> 00:16:23,125 I almost gave him a colonoscopy. 334 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,665 That was one of the stupidest things you have ever done, 335 00:16:25,670 --> 00:16:27,515 and there is heavy competition for— 336 00:16:28,271 --> 00:16:29,267 What are you doing? 337 00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,518 Hmm, only ate half your breakfast. 338 00:16:31,681 --> 00:16:33,717 Feeling a little sick this morning? 339 00:16:33,941 --> 00:16:35,938 I'm not pregnant. They burnt my omelet. 340 00:16:36,001 --> 00:16:39,098 - You need to apologize to this guy. - I'm a man of principle. 341 00:16:39,121 --> 00:16:41,946 I don't care how much time and money it costs you to defend me. 342 00:16:41,953 --> 00:16:43,157 He wants to kill you. 343 00:16:43,362 --> 00:16:46,638 No empty coffee cups. Off the caffeine. Good for baby. 344 00:16:46,813 --> 00:16:49,606 Cups are in the other wastebasket, baby's in your mind. 345 00:16:49,933 --> 00:16:52,055 You can berate patients all you want— 346 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,207 Shoving objects into their rectums is assault. 347 00:16:56,022 --> 00:16:57,068 Pay attention to me. 348 00:16:58,262 --> 00:17:00,658 Sorry, that would make it harder to ignore you. 349 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:04,467 Can't ignore that rapidly expanding first trimester ass, though. 350 00:17:04,473 --> 00:17:06,766 Sometimes an ass is just an ass. 351 00:17:08,971 --> 00:17:10,617 You are not always right, House. 352 00:17:11,013 --> 00:17:12,117 Apologize to the guy. 353 00:17:27,571 --> 00:17:30,037 - What are you doing here? - Stay away from my son. 354 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,105 How did you find us? 355 00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:34,475 Stay away from that girl. 356 00:17:41,763 --> 00:17:43,058 Leave him alone! 357 00:17:43,082 --> 00:17:43,986 What happened? 358 00:17:43,992 --> 00:17:45,436 She's dreaming. She started yelling. 359 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,926 You're breaking Jeremy's arm! 360 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,848 - No one's hurting him. - Baby, it's me. It's Jeremy. 361 00:17:50,130 --> 00:17:51,015 Tracy, Tracy. 362 00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:53,275 She's okay. 363 00:17:53,682 --> 00:17:56,176 Baby, it was just a bad dream. Everything's okay. 364 00:17:57,431 --> 00:17:58,376 Tracy. 365 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:00,566 Tracy? 366 00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:12,427 It was an acute delirium. 367 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:13,985 Well, she's talking, right? 368 00:18:14,210 --> 00:18:15,806 I mean, she's coming out of it. 369 00:18:15,822 --> 00:18:18,118 She's not really talking. Just making sounds. 370 00:18:18,812 --> 00:18:20,506 Okay, when is she gonna come out? 371 00:18:20,631 --> 00:18:21,576 Jeremy... 372 00:18:22,661 --> 00:18:23,607 She's in a coma. 373 00:18:29,844 --> 00:18:31,488 So her vitals are pretty stable. 374 00:18:32,224 --> 00:18:34,569 But her response to stimuli is getting weaker, 375 00:18:35,065 --> 00:18:36,947 which means the coma is getting worse. 376 00:18:36,955 --> 00:18:38,700 Her brain is slowly shutting down. 377 00:18:39,602 --> 00:18:40,570 Can I see her? 378 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:44,629 We're getting some more images to check for masses or infections. 379 00:18:46,615 --> 00:18:48,058 I'll increase your morphine. 380 00:18:49,344 --> 00:18:50,408 Her hallucination. 381 00:18:52,652 --> 00:18:53,897 If you knew what it was, 382 00:18:54,004 --> 00:18:55,598 would that make any difference? 383 00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:57,757 Medically, I mean. 384 00:18:58,565 --> 00:18:59,507 Not usually. 385 00:19:00,004 --> 00:19:02,059 Some cases, the form of a hallucination 386 00:19:02,264 --> 00:19:04,710 can tell us what part of the brain is being hit. 387 00:19:05,442 --> 00:19:06,889 I think it was about my dad. 388 00:19:07,425 --> 00:19:08,370 Your... 389 00:19:08,593 --> 00:19:10,189 your dad was breaking your arm? 390 00:19:11,764 --> 00:19:12,708 He was a 391 00:19:13,234 --> 00:19:14,177 drunk, 392 00:19:14,594 --> 00:19:15,748 pill-popping racist. 393 00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:19,569 He caught me sneaking into her house when we were 13. 394 00:19:20,145 --> 00:19:21,217 She lived next door. 395 00:19:24,085 --> 00:19:25,879 He broke my arm and threatened her. 396 00:19:27,612 --> 00:19:29,169 We ran off when we were 16. 397 00:19:30,454 --> 00:19:31,900 You still in touch with him? 398 00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:35,100 Killed himself a couple of years ago. 399 00:19:39,494 --> 00:19:42,590 It's not medical, I just thought blacks were the racist ones. 400 00:19:50,384 --> 00:19:52,128 Some generalized edema throughout. 401 00:19:52,645 --> 00:19:56,029 And areas of increased signal here, here, here, and here. 402 00:19:56,364 --> 00:19:57,220 Damn. 403 00:19:57,235 --> 00:19:58,480 All over her brain stem. 404 00:19:58,862 --> 00:20:01,607 Could be plaques, maybe hyperdensities from the edema. 405 00:20:01,822 --> 00:20:03,058 Or tumors or anything. 406 00:20:03,612 --> 00:20:07,090 We add brain involvement to the chest, stomach, throat. What do we got? 407 00:20:07,095 --> 00:20:10,257 Didn't spike a fever when we took off the steroids, so it's not an infection. 408 00:20:10,265 --> 00:20:12,167 Leaving environmental. What flavor? 409 00:20:12,175 --> 00:20:13,819 Environmental doesn't make sense either. 410 00:20:13,825 --> 00:20:15,660 If it's a toxin, we'd see it in their livers. 411 00:20:15,664 --> 00:20:17,559 None of the neighbors are sick, no co-workers— 412 00:20:17,565 --> 00:20:18,507 They both got it. 413 00:20:18,894 --> 00:20:21,697 Means infection or environmental, and since it's not an infection... 414 00:20:21,705 --> 00:20:23,347 What if they didn't both get it? 415 00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:27,080 Maybe we got our basic assumption wrong, and it's two different diseases. 416 00:20:27,085 --> 00:20:28,029 Maybe we didn't 417 00:20:29,042 --> 00:20:30,400 and it's sarcoidosis. 418 00:20:30,633 --> 00:20:32,977 Sarcoidosis isn't infectious or environmental. 419 00:20:33,134 --> 00:20:35,528 Tell that to the clusters of sarcoidosis cases. 420 00:20:36,064 --> 00:20:39,008 Fire fighters and residents of pine tar forests? 421 00:20:39,224 --> 00:20:42,418 I did see these two putting out that blaze in the Pine Barrens. 422 00:20:42,653 --> 00:20:46,919 If sarcoidosis has two environmental causes, it has environmental causes. 423 00:20:47,304 --> 00:20:49,100 We just don't know all of them yet. 424 00:20:49,383 --> 00:20:50,339 Husband's chest. 425 00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:54,300 He has slightly enlarged hilar lymph nodes. 426 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,830 Sarcoidosis explains almost all of their symptoms. 427 00:20:58,185 --> 00:21:00,269 Including her getting worse off the steroids. 428 00:21:00,272 --> 00:21:03,508 - Doesn't explain his throat swelling. - That's what "almost" means. 429 00:21:03,514 --> 00:21:05,798 90% of sarcoidosis cases have lung scarring. 430 00:21:05,994 --> 00:21:07,628 - Oh, 90? - Oh, "almost." 431 00:21:09,932 --> 00:21:10,878 Fine. 432 00:21:12,824 --> 00:21:14,140 Consult a specialist. 433 00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:26,768 If this is more dating advice... 434 00:21:26,903 --> 00:21:27,850 Love to gossip, 435 00:21:28,164 --> 00:21:29,258 but I got work to do. 436 00:21:30,293 --> 00:21:31,439 This sarcoidosis? 437 00:21:35,025 --> 00:21:36,319 It's pretty non-specific. 438 00:21:36,743 --> 00:21:37,788 Could be granulomas, 439 00:21:38,742 --> 00:21:39,877 could be plaques. 440 00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:41,307 What's this? 441 00:21:43,244 --> 00:21:44,940 You stole Wendy's personnel file? 442 00:21:45,203 --> 00:21:46,149 In a way, 443 00:21:46,512 --> 00:21:48,929 aren't we all guilty of bribing the janitor 444 00:21:48,935 --> 00:21:50,508 to take her file and give it to me? 445 00:21:50,982 --> 00:21:53,448 Yes, I take my share of the blame. But society's— 446 00:21:53,462 --> 00:21:55,158 First of all, I'm not dating her. 447 00:21:55,264 --> 00:21:56,579 She is so wrong for you. 448 00:21:57,574 --> 00:22:01,219 You know, she filed a form so the hospital would take extra withholding. 449 00:22:01,662 --> 00:22:02,528 Who does that? 450 00:22:02,534 --> 00:22:05,127 She's much too cautious for me. Point taken. I'll— 451 00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:09,340 I'll start dating her, so I can break up with her and start dating a stripper. 452 00:22:09,342 --> 00:22:12,277 You're a miserable jerk who can't stand to be alone. 453 00:22:12,555 --> 00:22:14,598 I didn't try to break up your marriages. 454 00:22:14,614 --> 00:22:15,699 You did that yourself. 455 00:22:15,703 --> 00:22:19,000 My marriages were so crappy, I was spending all my time with you. 456 00:22:19,075 --> 00:22:21,459 Your real fear is me having a good relationship. 457 00:22:21,464 --> 00:22:23,207 Yes. It keeps me up at night. 458 00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:25,040 That, and the Loch Ness monster, 459 00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:28,030 global warming, evolution, and other fictional concepts. 460 00:22:28,773 --> 00:22:32,429 Although, big romantic weekend in the Poconos could change everything. 461 00:22:36,914 --> 00:22:37,859 You don't mean... 462 00:22:37,993 --> 00:22:38,939 No. 463 00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:41,720 I don't think it's sarcoidosis. 464 00:22:47,134 --> 00:22:48,430 He says it's sarcoidosis. 465 00:22:49,174 --> 00:22:50,770 Start them both on methotrexate 466 00:22:51,193 --> 00:22:53,440 - And if you're wrong? - If Wilson's wrong... 467 00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:56,469 We'll biopsy her just to be sure. 468 00:22:56,684 --> 00:22:57,630 Her brain stem? 469 00:22:58,075 --> 00:23:00,467 Brain damage is not only possible, it's likely. 470 00:23:00,524 --> 00:23:03,030 Good point. Let's biopsy something safer. Like 471 00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:04,458 her shoes. 472 00:23:07,155 --> 00:23:08,099 The husband, 473 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:09,688 he'd have to give consent. 474 00:23:10,073 --> 00:23:11,497 - He can't right now. - Why? 475 00:23:11,802 --> 00:23:13,188 This guy write with his stomach? 476 00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:14,739 He has a conflict of interest. 477 00:23:14,895 --> 00:23:17,830 It's not his brain we're cutting open. But he still gets all the benefit. 478 00:23:17,833 --> 00:23:20,309 - He'd do it just to save himself. - Or save her. 479 00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:23,429 - She's the love of his life, remember? - He never said that. 480 00:23:23,435 --> 00:23:24,977 She needs a guardian ad litem. 481 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:26,649 I can't let you do this. 482 00:23:26,745 --> 00:23:28,007 How are you gonna stop me? 483 00:23:28,012 --> 00:23:28,959 Call Cuddy? 484 00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:32,208 - Cameron's right. There's a conflict. - No, there isn't. 485 00:23:32,255 --> 00:23:35,027 Not unless one of them wants to die a horrible, painful death. 486 00:23:35,043 --> 00:23:36,787 I'm sure the guardian will figure that out. 487 00:23:36,793 --> 00:23:37,959 In a couple days. 488 00:23:38,482 --> 00:23:40,490 Will the guardian convince the disease to hold off 489 00:23:40,493 --> 00:23:43,390 eating her brain so we can get the legalities worked out? 490 00:23:43,594 --> 00:23:46,488 I just don't want some plaintiff's lawyer owning my hospital. 491 00:23:46,494 --> 00:23:47,508 Legalities help. 492 00:23:48,444 --> 00:23:50,750 Speaking of which, did you get your thermometer back yet? 493 00:23:50,755 --> 00:23:51,947 Oh, we had a nice chat. 494 00:23:52,475 --> 00:23:53,970 Did you know he's a Rotarian? 495 00:23:55,075 --> 00:23:57,128 Listen, she'll die without the biopsy. 496 00:23:58,433 --> 00:24:00,229 I need to cover the hospital's ass. 497 00:24:00,585 --> 00:24:01,809 You're too biased. 498 00:24:02,185 --> 00:24:04,577 I send you in there, you'll steamroll over him. 499 00:24:04,883 --> 00:24:07,819 Something goes wrong, he'll sue us for not disclosing the risks. 500 00:24:07,824 --> 00:24:09,719 Then have Wilson talk to the husband. 501 00:24:09,725 --> 00:24:12,619 Wilson kills people left and right, no one ever sues him. 502 00:24:14,034 --> 00:24:16,578 Fine. But only if you apologize to the clinic guy. 503 00:24:16,753 --> 00:24:17,567 Nah. 504 00:24:17,575 --> 00:24:19,398 Probably better to just let that couple die. 505 00:24:19,403 --> 00:24:20,849 I don't care if you mean it, 506 00:24:21,012 --> 00:24:21,957 just do it. 507 00:24:25,463 --> 00:24:28,108 Unfortunately, we don't see any way around a biopsy. 508 00:24:28,442 --> 00:24:30,710 We'll do all we can to minimize any damage. 509 00:24:31,032 --> 00:24:31,977 No. 510 00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:34,737 The methotrexate isn't showing any effects yet. 511 00:24:35,014 --> 00:24:37,008 - You could both be— - She's brilliant. 512 00:24:38,135 --> 00:24:40,490 All As in college while working full time. 513 00:24:41,474 --> 00:24:44,158 - I can't do that to her. - And if you both die? 514 00:24:44,824 --> 00:24:46,168 You think she'd want that? 515 00:24:48,873 --> 00:24:49,939 Do it on me instead. 516 00:24:50,552 --> 00:24:52,500 - It's not in your brain. - It will be. 517 00:24:52,862 --> 00:24:55,099 It's the same disease, right? Do it then. 518 00:24:56,494 --> 00:24:58,688 She could die before you show the symptoms. 519 00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:00,399 Then stop treating me. 520 00:25:04,104 --> 00:25:05,107 Great job. 521 00:25:05,314 --> 00:25:07,009 Why didn't you just shoot him in the head? 522 00:25:07,023 --> 00:25:09,499 That gives me an idea. You know what could save this couple? 523 00:25:09,502 --> 00:25:11,388 - Lots of misdirected sarcasm. - They're dead. 524 00:25:11,395 --> 00:25:14,037 Yelling at you might prevent you from screwing up like this again. 525 00:25:14,042 --> 00:25:16,547 - I didn't. I did my job. - Your job was to get me the biopsy. 526 00:25:16,554 --> 00:25:18,500 It was to present the patient with his options. 527 00:25:18,502 --> 00:25:21,690 Two options: biopsy or no biopsy. He chose a third, no treatment. 528 00:25:21,863 --> 00:25:23,580 - How do you even do that? - Remember when 529 00:25:23,583 --> 00:25:26,869 you used to just weave elaborate conspiracy theories about my love life? 530 00:25:26,884 --> 00:25:28,347 Those were such good times. 531 00:25:32,482 --> 00:25:34,100 How much morphine is the husband on? 532 00:25:34,104 --> 00:25:37,197 We can't increase it anymore. His respirations are depressed. 533 00:25:37,683 --> 00:25:40,327 Increase it? Drugs cloud people's judgment. 534 00:25:41,144 --> 00:25:42,337 Cold turkey the sucker. 535 00:25:43,062 --> 00:25:44,577 Uh... no. 536 00:25:46,572 --> 00:25:47,518 Good point. 537 00:25:59,593 --> 00:26:01,098 Did I ask you guys to follow me? 538 00:26:01,103 --> 00:26:02,877 No. Which made us nervous. 539 00:26:03,534 --> 00:26:06,198 He'll catch on if he notices he's off the morphine drip. 540 00:26:06,203 --> 00:26:08,599 Shoot him up with one of these puppies instead. 541 00:26:09,195 --> 00:26:10,138 No. 542 00:26:10,144 --> 00:26:11,848 You do understand it's not really a puppy. 543 00:26:11,864 --> 00:26:14,157 - It's naloxone. - An opiate-blocker? 544 00:26:14,703 --> 00:26:16,538 He'll feel like he's swallowing a bonfire. 545 00:26:16,544 --> 00:26:18,227 That's pretty unethical even for you. 546 00:26:18,233 --> 00:26:20,190 How is that unethical? It'll lead to a diagnosis. 547 00:26:20,192 --> 00:26:22,380 It's leading to his torture on the off-chance 548 00:26:22,385 --> 00:26:24,077 he'll allow a procedure on another person. 549 00:26:24,084 --> 00:26:26,320 Which will lead to a diagnosis. Didn't I just say that? 550 00:26:26,325 --> 00:26:27,167 Give it up. 551 00:26:27,173 --> 00:26:30,069 Foreman and Cameron are too ethical, and I'm too scared of getting sued. 552 00:26:30,072 --> 00:26:31,018 Fine. 553 00:26:31,052 --> 00:26:31,950 I'm just gonna... 554 00:26:31,952 --> 00:26:33,700 find some place safe to hide this. 555 00:26:33,724 --> 00:26:35,248 So I won't be tempted to use it. 556 00:26:35,255 --> 00:26:36,647 You're not doing it either. 557 00:26:37,593 --> 00:26:39,190 What, are you gonna run for it? 558 00:26:40,955 --> 00:26:42,030 If they die now, 559 00:26:42,983 --> 00:26:45,927 they'll never be able to grow old and tired of each other. 560 00:26:55,102 --> 00:26:56,749 We can't baby-sit House all day. 561 00:26:57,052 --> 00:26:59,250 I'll tell Cuddy to put a nurse by his room. 562 00:26:59,493 --> 00:27:00,437 Damn it. 563 00:27:04,002 --> 00:27:04,949 Atropine? 564 00:27:05,222 --> 00:27:06,218 What happened to—? 565 00:27:08,132 --> 00:27:09,277 He knew we'd stop him. 566 00:27:09,542 --> 00:27:11,389 He stuck both of them in his pocket. 567 00:27:12,553 --> 00:27:14,097 That's actually pretty clever. 568 00:27:17,884 --> 00:27:19,928 Guess I can't use that trick again, huh? 569 00:27:20,752 --> 00:27:21,697 Oh, my stomach! 570 00:27:24,712 --> 00:27:26,459 It was a pretty smart plan, Jerry. 571 00:27:26,924 --> 00:27:27,870 But I'm on to you. 572 00:27:28,322 --> 00:27:30,768 There's only one good reason to kill the biopsy. 573 00:27:30,852 --> 00:27:34,040 You poisoned your wife, and you don't want the coppers to get wise. 574 00:27:34,042 --> 00:27:34,990 No! 575 00:27:35,454 --> 00:27:37,439 Oh, all right. Then you're just a moron. 576 00:27:37,442 --> 00:27:38,387 Biopsy me. 577 00:27:39,173 --> 00:27:41,517 Only if this thing hits your brain, you moron. 578 00:27:42,154 --> 00:27:44,400 And I can't stress that "moron" part enough. 579 00:27:44,515 --> 00:27:45,807 You're killing your wife. 580 00:27:45,834 --> 00:27:47,230 She is the love of my life. 581 00:27:48,874 --> 00:27:51,450 Careful—once she's dead and you're on wife number two, 582 00:27:51,465 --> 00:27:53,838 you're gonna feel real guilty about saying that. 583 00:27:54,611 --> 00:27:55,554 Feel that? 584 00:27:55,709 --> 00:27:56,654 Get used to it. 585 00:27:57,279 --> 00:27:59,623 - Pain's gonna get a lot worse. - No, it won't. 586 00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:02,844 Morphine just isn't working right now for some reason. 587 00:28:02,980 --> 00:28:06,364 I'm putting you on a tranquilizer in the meantime. It'll work again soon. 588 00:28:06,371 --> 00:28:07,315 Wanna bet? 589 00:28:07,790 --> 00:28:09,235 I don't care about the pain. 590 00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:10,983 I need to be in pain, 591 00:28:11,140 --> 00:28:14,254 because I have to get worse. Means you can do the biopsy on me. 592 00:28:14,259 --> 00:28:17,313 Dude, she's in a coma. Who are you trying to impress? 593 00:28:18,048 --> 00:28:19,235 I'd die for her. 594 00:28:21,650 --> 00:28:22,596 Give up. 595 00:28:23,150 --> 00:28:25,945 Or we can wait for him to get all grown-up and cynical. 596 00:28:30,731 --> 00:28:31,775 I was just gonna call you. 597 00:28:31,779 --> 00:28:34,326 I need a court order to biopsy this woman's brain. 598 00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:35,874 Speaking of litigation... 599 00:28:38,829 --> 00:28:39,773 Michael Tritter. 600 00:28:40,189 --> 00:28:41,216 You know Dr. House. 601 00:28:43,619 --> 00:28:44,823 You guys can talk here. 602 00:28:49,780 --> 00:28:51,023 I don't want to sue you. 603 00:28:51,740 --> 00:28:52,444 Good. 604 00:28:52,451 --> 00:28:54,146 I wanna beat the crap out of you. 605 00:28:54,659 --> 00:28:55,606 Less good. 606 00:28:55,649 --> 00:28:56,795 And I'll tell you why. 607 00:28:59,551 --> 00:29:00,494 You're a bully. 608 00:29:01,778 --> 00:29:02,725 And 609 00:29:02,961 --> 00:29:04,504 bullies, they don't back down. 610 00:29:05,020 --> 00:29:07,466 Until they run into someone stronger and meaner. 611 00:29:08,568 --> 00:29:10,064 But you'll accept an apology. 612 00:29:10,810 --> 00:29:11,755 Yes. 613 00:29:12,019 --> 00:29:13,766 Not really a recipe for sincerity. 614 00:29:14,808 --> 00:29:16,354 I'm not looking for sincerity. 615 00:29:16,369 --> 00:29:17,814 I'm looking for humiliation. 616 00:29:18,478 --> 00:29:19,684 Something that will make you 617 00:29:19,690 --> 00:29:22,534 think twice before you treat the next patient like crap. 618 00:29:23,861 --> 00:29:25,255 Here's what's gonna happen. 619 00:29:26,149 --> 00:29:27,524 You go brag to your friends 620 00:29:27,529 --> 00:29:30,243 about how you made the big nasty doctor poop in his pants. 621 00:29:30,248 --> 00:29:33,494 I get Cuddy off my back by telling her that I humiliated myself. 622 00:29:33,749 --> 00:29:34,693 Here's the catch: 623 00:29:35,390 --> 00:29:36,736 We're both gonna be lying. 624 00:29:38,568 --> 00:29:39,735 I'm not apologizing. 625 00:29:41,141 --> 00:29:43,535 If anything, you deserved a bigger thermometer. 626 00:29:52,609 --> 00:29:54,256 - What's wrong? - Jeremy's worse. 627 00:29:54,290 --> 00:29:55,586 Then that's what's right. 628 00:29:56,101 --> 00:29:58,695 Cut the stubborn jerk's head open and take a slice. 629 00:29:59,049 --> 00:30:02,695 It's not his brain. Lactic acid's up to 39. His intestines are rotting. 630 00:30:02,970 --> 00:30:04,164 This isn't sarcoidosis. 631 00:30:05,158 --> 00:30:06,455 Well, he'll get his wish. 632 00:30:08,221 --> 00:30:09,165 He's dying. 633 00:30:09,469 --> 00:30:12,015 It's just not in a way that's gonna help his wife. 634 00:30:13,175 --> 00:30:15,570 Coma's worse. She's losing response to stimuli. 635 00:30:15,896 --> 00:30:18,188 He's vomiting blood, and his lactic acid's 45. 636 00:30:18,193 --> 00:30:20,368 - He's gotta have ischemic bowel. - So what? 637 00:30:20,376 --> 00:30:23,620 Well, let's see, lack of blood flow is causing his guts to die, 638 00:30:23,623 --> 00:30:24,879 which will cause him to die, 639 00:30:24,885 --> 00:30:27,740 unless we cut out a few feet of small intestine and reattach the ends— 640 00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:29,191 I don't know. Seems worth a mention. 641 00:30:29,195 --> 00:30:31,101 Why does he have it? What does it tell us? 642 00:30:31,104 --> 00:30:32,251 Small cell vasculitis? 643 00:30:32,344 --> 00:30:33,890 Good, now let's hear it again, 644 00:30:33,893 --> 00:30:36,421 but this time with a more environmental or infectious feeling. 645 00:30:36,425 --> 00:30:39,869 Or, like I said before, it might not be environmental or infectious. 646 00:30:40,065 --> 00:30:41,959 He has vasculitis. She has porphyria. 647 00:30:42,045 --> 00:30:44,539 Belly pain plus hallucinations: classic symptoms. 648 00:30:44,834 --> 00:30:46,080 Could even cause a coma. 649 00:30:48,023 --> 00:30:48,921 Fine. 650 00:30:48,924 --> 00:30:50,719 Start her on hematin for porphyria. 651 00:30:50,976 --> 00:30:51,920 What about him? 652 00:30:52,164 --> 00:30:54,508 Take out the dead bowel. That's all we can do. 653 00:30:54,693 --> 00:30:55,568 And biopsy it. 654 00:30:55,574 --> 00:30:57,900 If Foreman's right, it might save him. If Foreman's wrong, 655 00:30:57,905 --> 00:30:59,698 dead bowel might save both of them. 656 00:31:05,425 --> 00:31:06,369 Bowel's not dead. 657 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:10,528 Unless he's been tossing down frosty cans of lactic acid, the bowel is dead. 658 00:31:10,955 --> 00:31:12,789 What we're looking for is a reason it's dead. 659 00:31:12,793 --> 00:31:13,739 Bowel's not dead. 660 00:31:14,286 --> 00:31:15,931 Just general swelling and edema. 661 00:31:16,636 --> 00:31:18,578 High lactate was probably from stress. 662 00:31:18,764 --> 00:31:21,860 We just sliced him open from chest to pubic bone for nothing. 663 00:31:24,203 --> 00:31:25,301 Nothing is something. 664 00:31:26,654 --> 00:31:27,701 Forget the ischemia. 665 00:31:28,286 --> 00:31:29,678 Add the edema and swelling. 666 00:31:29,914 --> 00:31:31,508 Probably from cutting him open. 667 00:31:31,574 --> 00:31:32,871 Probably, not definitely. 668 00:31:33,704 --> 00:31:36,350 Okay, back to the beginning. What did we talk about? 669 00:31:36,373 --> 00:31:37,870 Anything. I wanna hear it all again. 670 00:31:37,873 --> 00:31:39,780 Allergies. Doesn't fit at all now. 671 00:31:40,143 --> 00:31:41,959 STDs—maybe we got the wrong one. 672 00:31:42,566 --> 00:31:43,611 What about syphilis? 673 00:31:43,756 --> 00:31:45,991 - Neurological symptoms— - He wasn't cheating on her. 674 00:31:45,993 --> 00:31:47,330 Yeah, yeah, "love of his life." 675 00:31:47,444 --> 00:31:48,948 Don't you have to wait until he's dead 676 00:31:48,963 --> 00:31:51,901 - before you make that determination? - She's his only girlfriend ever. 677 00:31:52,015 --> 00:31:55,008 They grew up next door, they ran off together as teenagers. 678 00:31:55,724 --> 00:31:58,508 Sarcoidosis—we only ruled it out 'cause we thought he had ischemic— 679 00:31:58,513 --> 00:32:00,461 - Why did they run off? - What difference does— 680 00:32:00,466 --> 00:32:02,539 Kids talk about running off. How many do it? 681 00:32:02,544 --> 00:32:03,548 What was the reason? 682 00:32:03,554 --> 00:32:06,460 They were trying to escape his evil, pill-popping, racist dad. 683 00:32:06,463 --> 00:32:07,660 You would've liked him. 684 00:32:07,665 --> 00:32:10,459 - We should do another biopsy— - How do you know the dad was racist? 685 00:32:10,475 --> 00:32:13,919 He beat up his son for dating a black girl. I extrapolated from that. 686 00:32:13,923 --> 00:32:15,271 You see racism everywhere. 687 00:32:16,683 --> 00:32:18,829 Maybe he just didn't like this black girl. 688 00:32:18,836 --> 00:32:21,130 It's not sarcoid. We would have seen granulomas in his— 689 00:32:21,136 --> 00:32:22,300 She has pretty eyes. 690 00:32:26,633 --> 00:32:27,619 Forget infectious. 691 00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:29,749 Forget environmental. 692 00:32:30,505 --> 00:32:34,190 Defective DNA is keeping them from making a critical protein. 693 00:32:34,866 --> 00:32:36,110 Hence the fluid buildup. 694 00:32:37,043 --> 00:32:39,361 It's the throat, stomach, chest and brain. 695 00:32:39,605 --> 00:32:42,200 - Angioedema? - Hereditary angioedema. 696 00:32:43,284 --> 00:32:44,730 Symptoms fit perfectly. 697 00:32:44,956 --> 00:32:47,070 It's an incredibly rare disease. 698 00:32:47,484 --> 00:32:49,039 They both would have to have a parent— 699 00:32:49,045 --> 00:32:51,529 Is it a coincidence that your sister has great hair? 700 00:32:52,815 --> 00:32:54,601 Or that these two have green eyes? 701 00:32:57,073 --> 00:32:58,119 You're not saying... 702 00:32:58,485 --> 00:32:59,319 They're not 703 00:32:59,323 --> 00:33:00,321 brother and sister. 704 00:33:00,806 --> 00:33:02,380 Ew. God, no. 705 00:33:02,725 --> 00:33:03,718 That would be sick. 706 00:33:04,776 --> 00:33:06,020 Half-brother and sister. 707 00:33:06,953 --> 00:33:07,899 Different moms. 708 00:33:09,185 --> 00:33:11,279 Dad must have had an affair with her mom. 709 00:33:12,045 --> 00:33:14,250 That's why he flipped out when the kids started dating. 710 00:33:14,254 --> 00:33:16,348 He had it himself. Probably why the pills. 711 00:33:16,353 --> 00:33:17,439 We don't know for sure. 712 00:33:17,445 --> 00:33:20,321 Testing for HAE or paternity is gonna take a day. 713 00:33:21,053 --> 00:33:22,251 She doesn't have a day. 714 00:33:22,575 --> 00:33:24,420 Start treating and see what happens. 715 00:33:32,804 --> 00:33:33,749 Any change? 716 00:33:33,976 --> 00:33:36,321 Her response to stimuli is still just as weak. 717 00:33:36,794 --> 00:33:38,540 I almost hope she stays in a coma. 718 00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:40,691 That's sweet, Cameron. 719 00:33:40,694 --> 00:33:42,678 I'd like to avoid shattering both of their lives. 720 00:33:42,685 --> 00:33:44,478 You don't think dying will do that? 721 00:33:51,825 --> 00:33:53,021 It's just her oximeter. 722 00:33:58,626 --> 00:33:59,570 Tracy. 723 00:34:00,984 --> 00:34:01,928 Tracy. 724 00:34:05,236 --> 00:34:06,181 She's awake. 725 00:34:11,455 --> 00:34:12,561 Oh, God, baby. 726 00:34:14,075 --> 00:34:15,168 It's gonna be okay. 727 00:34:20,805 --> 00:34:21,750 Awesome! 728 00:34:22,034 --> 00:34:22,968 Can I tell them? 729 00:34:22,976 --> 00:34:25,718 We've obviously got to let them know what's wrong. But 730 00:34:26,686 --> 00:34:28,748 the cause, the brother-sister thing... 731 00:34:29,603 --> 00:34:30,550 Good plan. 732 00:34:30,844 --> 00:34:32,500 You just got to keep them away from... 733 00:34:32,506 --> 00:34:35,889 doctors, the Internet, and anyone who's not a total moron. 734 00:34:36,995 --> 00:34:37,941 Tell them. 735 00:34:37,983 --> 00:34:40,350 Yesterday, he was willing to die to save her. 736 00:34:41,074 --> 00:34:42,610 We've got to give them time to recover. 737 00:34:42,616 --> 00:34:44,408 He might be a little vexed 738 00:34:44,616 --> 00:34:47,350 that you kept letting him hump his sister in the meantime. 739 00:34:47,633 --> 00:34:48,579 Tell them. 740 00:34:49,374 --> 00:34:52,739 Unless their dad was also the product of an incestuous union, 741 00:34:52,834 --> 00:34:55,330 the chances of serious complications are minimal. 742 00:34:55,505 --> 00:34:57,100 Noble of you to take that risk. 743 00:34:57,953 --> 00:34:59,821 Tell them or I will. 744 00:35:03,376 --> 00:35:05,218 So we just need to take these pills. 745 00:35:05,774 --> 00:35:06,718 Twice a day. 746 00:35:07,163 --> 00:35:09,411 Angioedema's very treatable. You'll be fine. 747 00:35:10,514 --> 00:35:11,461 So, what? 748 00:35:11,496 --> 00:35:13,438 We, like, caught this from each other? 749 00:35:13,924 --> 00:35:14,870 No. 750 00:35:15,106 --> 00:35:16,999 It's a condition you both always had. 751 00:35:18,086 --> 00:35:21,280 The onset of symptoms are sometimes caused by stress or trauma. 752 00:35:21,504 --> 00:35:24,098 - The incident at the diner. - So we got it as kids? 753 00:35:24,844 --> 00:35:25,788 It's, um... 754 00:35:26,755 --> 00:35:29,021 It's a genetic disease. It's not— 755 00:35:31,464 --> 00:35:35,231 There's no good reason two unrelated people would get it. 756 00:35:38,096 --> 00:35:40,190 We think you guys should take a DNA test. 757 00:35:43,395 --> 00:35:45,348 How can we be related? 758 00:35:49,793 --> 00:35:51,390 We think you have the same dad. 759 00:35:54,035 --> 00:35:56,331 We don't know for sure until we do the tests. 760 00:35:56,415 --> 00:35:57,358 Oh, God. 761 00:36:05,255 --> 00:36:06,520 - Your father... - No. 762 00:36:07,194 --> 00:36:08,828 No. This can't— this can't be true. 763 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:09,779 Yeah, yeah— 764 00:36:10,545 --> 00:36:12,011 Jer, Jer, I'm lighter— 765 00:36:12,464 --> 00:36:14,471 You know, I'm lighter than both my parents. 766 00:36:14,475 --> 00:36:17,951 And our eyes. Everyone always talks about how we have the same eyes. 767 00:36:19,194 --> 00:36:20,688 You're not really siblings. 768 00:36:24,664 --> 00:36:26,209 We have the same father! 769 00:36:27,753 --> 00:36:28,701 You didn't 770 00:36:28,775 --> 00:36:31,121 fight in the backseat on car trips. You didn't 771 00:36:31,526 --> 00:36:33,821 change each other's diapers. You guys just... 772 00:36:34,705 --> 00:36:36,401 met and fell in love. 773 00:36:39,264 --> 00:36:40,858 The—the way you feel— that... 774 00:36:42,084 --> 00:36:43,030 hasn't changed. 775 00:37:12,575 --> 00:37:16,019 Hey Foreman, can you wear the beeper for a couple of hours this weekend? 776 00:37:16,024 --> 00:37:16,968 What? 777 00:37:17,453 --> 00:37:19,351 We just destroyed two people's lives. 778 00:37:19,365 --> 00:37:21,090 I'm not allowed to run errands anymore? 779 00:37:21,096 --> 00:37:22,990 I'd like to see some sign that it affects you, 780 00:37:22,994 --> 00:37:25,058 or that you recognize it affects other people. 781 00:37:25,063 --> 00:37:26,751 So are you gonna wear the beeper or not? 782 00:37:26,756 --> 00:37:27,700 Sorry, I can't. 783 00:37:29,786 --> 00:37:31,178 You just want to punish me. 784 00:37:32,863 --> 00:37:33,811 I'm busy. 785 00:37:34,675 --> 00:37:35,618 With what? 786 00:37:36,563 --> 00:37:37,711 I'm going out of town. 787 00:37:40,703 --> 00:37:41,751 Where are you going? 788 00:37:44,833 --> 00:37:45,778 Foreman... 789 00:37:46,975 --> 00:37:49,021 You're not missing a blue shoe, are you? 790 00:37:54,783 --> 00:37:55,731 Come— 791 00:37:56,663 --> 00:37:59,209 You can't bet when you know the answer beforehand. 792 00:37:59,624 --> 00:38:02,741 We could spend all day arguing whether you can bet when you know 793 00:38:02,746 --> 00:38:05,041 the answer beforehand. Give me the 200 bucks. 794 00:38:20,864 --> 00:38:21,808 What? 795 00:38:39,696 --> 00:38:40,638 You okay? 796 00:38:41,455 --> 00:38:42,550 I was just wondering. 797 00:38:43,223 --> 00:38:44,321 You really like jazz? 798 00:38:45,046 --> 00:38:45,988 I love it. 799 00:38:47,585 --> 00:38:48,529 Are you lying? 800 00:38:50,456 --> 00:38:51,398 I'm lying. 801 00:38:54,803 --> 00:38:56,349 I want to spend time with you. 802 00:38:57,374 --> 00:38:58,419 Is that so terrible? 803 00:39:00,174 --> 00:39:01,120 No. 804 00:39:06,215 --> 00:39:08,111 Maybe we shouldn't walk out together. 805 00:39:08,786 --> 00:39:10,030 People see us leaving... 806 00:39:10,596 --> 00:39:12,090 They gotta find out sometime. 807 00:39:19,365 --> 00:39:21,160 Let me just meet you at your place. 808 00:39:33,866 --> 00:39:34,960 She got her own room. 809 00:39:37,923 --> 00:39:38,868 She just... 810 00:39:39,804 --> 00:39:40,950 needs some time alone. 811 00:39:48,106 --> 00:39:49,898 You want me to hang out here a bit? 812 00:41:23,765 --> 00:41:26,198 If you've come to return the thermometer, don't bother. 813 00:41:26,203 --> 00:41:27,161 I've moved on. 814 00:41:27,464 --> 00:41:29,110 If you'd actually read my chart, 815 00:41:29,953 --> 00:41:31,599 you'd have known that I'm a cop. 816 00:41:33,004 --> 00:41:33,948 You were going 40 817 00:41:34,585 --> 00:41:35,681 in a 25 zone. 818 00:41:36,374 --> 00:41:37,438 Oh, come on. 819 00:41:38,914 --> 00:41:41,938 This isn't because I was speeding. This is because I'm Latino. 820 00:41:41,945 --> 00:41:44,091 License, registration, proof of insurance. 821 00:41:44,266 --> 00:41:47,521 Sorry. Cool jacket. Only pockets for important stuff. 822 00:41:47,936 --> 00:41:48,880 That's a shame. 823 00:41:50,844 --> 00:41:52,018 50 buck ticket. 824 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:54,588 Is that your way of beating me up? 825 00:41:54,905 --> 00:41:57,208 Or is that just the price for sticking something in you? 826 00:41:57,214 --> 00:41:58,908 You took a pill while you were... 827 00:41:58,986 --> 00:42:02,771 examining a patient. That's serious addictive behavior. 828 00:42:05,215 --> 00:42:08,151 I'm betting that you're holding right now. 829 00:42:10,336 --> 00:42:12,050 I wasn't weaving, I'm not drunk. 830 00:42:12,544 --> 00:42:14,791 - You've got no reason to— - Pupils dilated. 831 00:42:15,633 --> 00:42:18,131 Appeared to be under the influence of a narcotic. 832 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:22,329 Would you mind turning around, please, putting your hands behind your head? 833 00:42:22,934 --> 00:42:25,080 Does that polite crap ever work on people? 834 00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:28,988 Most people... 835 00:42:29,636 --> 00:42:32,479 realize there's only one answer. 836 00:42:41,254 --> 00:42:42,420 You got a prescription? 837 00:42:42,436 --> 00:42:44,520 I'm a cripple who works in a hospital. 838 00:42:44,886 --> 00:42:46,859 You don't think I can get a valid prescription? 839 00:42:46,874 --> 00:42:48,568 Arrogant son of a bitch like you? 840 00:42:49,115 --> 00:42:50,361 I bet you didn't bother. 841 00:42:51,375 --> 00:42:52,801 You are under arrest... 842 00:42:54,066 --> 00:42:55,009 for possession... 843 00:42:56,236 --> 00:42:57,179 of narcotics. 844 00:42:58,185 --> 00:43:00,030 You have the right to remain silent, 845 00:43:00,374 --> 00:43:03,271 which you should take advantage of for once in your life. 846 00:43:04,004 --> 00:43:05,710 If you give up the right to remain silent, 847 00:43:05,714 --> 00:43:08,360 anything you say can and will be used against you...