1 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,800 I can't do this button. 2 00:00:36,850 --> 00:00:38,330 Oh, you almost got it. 3 00:00:38,380 --> 00:00:39,950 Almost got it. 4 00:00:44,990 --> 00:00:47,220 The sound... 5 00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:50,080 of the people talking. 6 00:00:50,140 --> 00:00:51,040 Hmm? 7 00:00:55,370 --> 00:00:57,810 - It's a flat. - Is it? Well. 8 00:00:57,860 --> 00:01:00,040 Look how smart you are, huh? 9 00:01:01,330 --> 00:01:03,610 - Here we go. - Here we go. 10 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:19,770 Thank you. 11 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:24,400 I am proud to introduce my son to you, Patrick Obyedkov. 12 00:01:24,590 --> 00:01:27,850 25 years ago, patrick was in the fourth grade. 13 00:01:27,900 --> 00:01:31,820 A good student, played little league. 14 00:01:31,870 --> 00:01:34,490 And then there was the accident. 15 00:01:35,350 --> 00:01:37,220 And here we are... 16 00:01:37,270 --> 00:01:41,590 Raising money for people with similar neurological disabilities. 17 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:43,550 I hope you enjoy the concert. 18 00:01:53,290 --> 00:01:54,950 Are you all set? 19 00:01:55,050 --> 00:01:56,870 All set. 20 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,590 He's never missed a note. 21 00:02:40,630 --> 00:02:42,580 Something's wrong. 22 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:53,370 Patrick, what is it? 23 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:56,130 My hand, it hurts. 24 00:02:56,230 --> 00:02:57,890 Let me see it. 25 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:01,790 Oh, papa! 26 00:03:03,170 --> 00:03:06,740 House M.D. Season 3 Episode 15 "Half Wit" 27 00:03:09,370 --> 00:03:13,120 "Good Morning, Read now. XO Yoyo Mama. 28 00:03:18,940 --> 00:03:19,940 What's the emergency? 29 00:03:19,990 --> 00:03:23,320 35-year-old savant, dystonia in his left hand. 30 00:03:23,380 --> 00:03:25,900 He paged us at 5:00 in the morning for that? 31 00:03:25,950 --> 00:03:28,200 I'm going back to bed. Dystonia's not life-threatening. 32 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:29,000 Clonazepam will take care of it. 33 00:03:29,050 --> 00:03:30,730 He's already on clonazepam. 34 00:03:30,820 --> 00:03:34,060 For seizures he has from a bus accident when he was ten. 35 00:03:34,110 --> 00:03:36,300 Then we treat with benztropine. 36 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:37,160 What's up? 37 00:03:37,210 --> 00:03:39,740 35-year-old savant, dystonia. 38 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,030 I'm going back to bed. 39 00:03:42,740 --> 00:03:44,230 Where are you going? 40 00:03:44,330 --> 00:03:46,420 Bathroom. It can wait. 41 00:03:46,470 --> 00:03:48,000 There is no case, House. 42 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,050 Even if dystonia was some big medical mystery, 43 00:03:50,090 --> 00:03:51,100 it's not this time. 44 00:03:51,150 --> 00:03:52,750 You're not intrigued as to how a perfectly healthy 45 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,180 ten-year-old boy with no prior musical training 46 00:03:55,230 --> 00:03:57,370 gets into an accident on his way to school, 47 00:03:57,420 --> 00:03:58,410 can suddenly play the piano? 48 00:03:58,450 --> 00:04:01,360 Do we have to solve a 25-year-old case before breakfast? 49 00:04:01,830 --> 00:04:03,170 You two shower together? 50 00:04:03,220 --> 00:04:05,830 No! Double negative, it's a yes. 51 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,520 Savantism is just one of those things. 52 00:04:07,570 --> 00:04:08,660 It's inexplicable. 53 00:04:08,710 --> 00:04:11,810 Just because it's inexplicited, doesn't mean it's inexplicable. 54 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:12,950 I want new labs. 55 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:16,820 CBC with platelets, CH panel, thyroid and adrenal function tests. 56 00:04:16,870 --> 00:04:17,780 For what? 57 00:04:17,830 --> 00:04:19,490 I don't know. 58 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,680 Raise your left hand. 59 00:04:25,490 --> 00:04:27,650 That's your right hand. 60 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:30,560 What are you looking for? 61 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:33,790 Just wanna make sure whatever happened doesn't happen again. 62 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,490 Push up. Push up. 63 00:04:35,540 --> 00:04:36,880 He repeats what people say. 64 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,540 It's a compensation mechanism. 65 00:04:38,590 --> 00:04:39,830 He knows he's supposed to say something, 66 00:04:39,930 --> 00:04:42,320 so he repeats what he just heard. 67 00:04:42,370 --> 00:04:44,940 That's good, shows he's engaged. 68 00:04:44,990 --> 00:04:46,330 Spine's okay. 69 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:47,380 All right. 70 00:04:47,430 --> 00:04:49,900 Now stick out your tongue like this, copy me. 71 00:04:50,140 --> 00:04:52,070 You have a big tongue. 72 00:04:52,610 --> 00:04:55,930 I know, it's funny, but copy me. 73 00:05:02,540 --> 00:05:04,590 There was construction on Radcliff. 74 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:09,060 So I had to get out of the car and, and walk in high heels for over a mile. 75 00:05:09,110 --> 00:05:10,330 Radcliff? 76 00:05:10,380 --> 00:05:12,140 What was the cross street? 77 00:05:12,190 --> 00:05:13,140 Does it matter? 78 00:05:13,190 --> 00:05:15,620 I don't know, I'm not the one who brought it up. 79 00:05:15,670 --> 00:05:17,480 Tie this off. 80 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:19,910 Nice and tight. 81 00:05:23,380 --> 00:05:25,990 Does this have anything to do with my foot? 82 00:05:26,190 --> 00:05:27,660 You have a blister. 83 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:30,190 You don't waste a doctor's time with a blister. 84 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,880 You waste a doctor's time with more important things. 85 00:05:32,930 --> 00:05:35,550 Like the sewer that's being vented out of your mouth. 86 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,060 My breath? 87 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:39,300 If you could stop doing that, we'd all be grateful. 88 00:05:39,350 --> 00:05:40,690 I can't stop breathing. 89 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:43,030 - No, but you could stop puking. - I don't— 90 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:48,640 Your lips say, "no," your gnarly fingers say, "blegh!" 91 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,830 It's good to go. 92 00:05:53,060 --> 00:05:54,490 It's a shame. 93 00:05:54,540 --> 00:05:56,780 You do look cute that thin. 94 00:05:58,730 --> 00:06:00,110 Motor cortex looks good. 95 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,160 Everything checks out. 96 00:06:01,210 --> 00:06:02,260 What tests did you run? 97 00:06:02,310 --> 00:06:03,190 Full battery of neurological— 98 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:07,290 I need this blood checked for cholesterol and glucose levels. 99 00:06:07,530 --> 00:06:09,140 Patient had a foot problem. 100 00:06:09,190 --> 00:06:10,430 Different patient. 101 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:11,720 There was no one else in there. 102 00:06:11,820 --> 00:06:13,920 You're using the wrong equipment. 103 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:28,320 Dr. Foreman, I thought we were being discharged. 104 00:06:28,420 --> 00:06:29,940 I'm Dr. House. 105 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:32,620 On the off chance that Dr. Foreman didn't mention it, 106 00:06:32,670 --> 00:06:34,740 I have something of a gift too. 107 00:06:35,130 --> 00:06:36,090 Come on. 108 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,630 - Your turn. - My turn. 109 00:07:07,830 --> 00:07:10,360 Does this have anythingto do with his hand? 110 00:07:10,550 --> 00:07:14,120 It might. Okay, Patrick, close your eyes. 111 00:07:14,790 --> 00:07:16,450 What's this? 112 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:20,620 - D, g flat, a flat, b, c- - Yeah, all right, all right. 113 00:07:20,670 --> 00:07:21,710 He's good. 114 00:07:21,810 --> 00:07:23,030 Can we let him go? 115 00:07:23,130 --> 00:07:24,560 He's great. 116 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,320 He's staying. 117 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:36,180 Call radiology. 118 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:38,430 I need a functional MRI of his brain. 119 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:40,630 FMRI's not gonna show trauma. 120 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:42,580 I'm not looking for trauma. 121 00:08:43,010 --> 00:08:45,400 I wanna see the music. 122 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:48,070 See the music. 123 00:08:53,110 --> 00:08:54,500 Well, that's dull. 124 00:08:54,550 --> 00:08:56,760 You think FMRI's gonna show a big arrow 125 00:08:56,810 --> 00:08:59,810 pointing to a flashing sign saying "savantism"? 126 00:08:59,860 --> 00:09:01,340 Would be hugely helpful. 127 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:04,400 Somehow, he's been rewired as a music specialist. 128 00:09:04,490 --> 00:09:06,400 I wanna know how that happens. 129 00:09:06,450 --> 00:09:09,300 He has access to parts of the brain that you don't. 130 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,210 His brain's doing nothing. 131 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:13,120 It looks like any jerk listening. 132 00:09:13,170 --> 00:09:14,840 He's not a savant at listening. 133 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:16,980 He's a savant at playing. 134 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:20,930 Well, listening and playing are two different neurological processes. 135 00:09:24,590 --> 00:09:26,350 Turn off the music. 136 00:09:27,590 --> 00:09:31,630 Patrick, I want you to pretend that your leg is a piano. 137 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:33,630 My leg's not a piano. 138 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:36,390 I know, that's why I said "pretend". 139 00:09:36,770 --> 00:09:38,720 The kid's a moron. 140 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:41,440 Keep your head still, use your fingers. 141 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:06,420 Wow. Cool, huh? 142 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:08,230 His heart rate rose. 143 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:09,420 Emotional response? 144 00:10:09,470 --> 00:10:11,690 Then why is there no activity in the limbic system? 145 00:10:11,780 --> 00:10:13,970 Unless there's a problem with his heart. 146 00:10:14,020 --> 00:10:15,450 Do an echo to confirm. 147 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:18,240 - Then scrub up. - He's gonna need surgery. 148 00:10:20,430 --> 00:10:22,240 Wasn't dystonia. 149 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:26,090 He's got a heart condition that caused the arteries in his arm to constrict. 150 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:29,090 Do you have any idea why House would want to go to Boston? 151 00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:30,670 The chowder? 152 00:10:30,710 --> 00:10:32,620 Plane tickets, this Friday. 153 00:10:32,890 --> 00:10:34,410 I opened his mail. 154 00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:38,550 I heard there's an opening at Harvard for division chief, infectious disease. 155 00:10:39,410 --> 00:10:42,500 Well, ambition's not one of his more prominent traits. 156 00:10:43,030 --> 00:10:45,020 - Although... - what? 157 00:10:45,490 --> 00:10:48,280 Well, he was testing blood in the clinic. 158 00:10:48,330 --> 00:10:50,230 Don't think it was a patient's blood. 159 00:10:50,470 --> 00:10:51,570 Why, it was green? 160 00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:53,850 No, he was checking for routine stuff. 161 00:10:54,050 --> 00:10:57,800 Makes sense if he's lookingfor basic medical clearance for employment. 162 00:11:04,650 --> 00:11:06,080 I'm going home. 163 00:11:07,030 --> 00:11:08,080 No, you're not. 164 00:11:08,130 --> 00:11:10,080 He could show up any minute. 165 00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:14,580 Not with a savant to obsess about. 166 00:11:19,670 --> 00:11:20,480 I'll take in here. 167 00:11:20,530 --> 00:11:22,530 Bedroom's down the hall. 168 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:24,580 You've been here? 169 00:11:25,050 --> 00:11:27,100 Where else would the bedroom be? 170 00:11:28,290 --> 00:11:30,150 Come with? 171 00:11:31,050 --> 00:11:33,140 You're scared of him catching us breaking into his home, 172 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:36,330 but you're not scared of him catching us doing it in his bed? 173 00:11:38,140 --> 00:11:40,620 If I'm gonna get fired anyway... 174 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:43,620 almost at the heart. 175 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,530 No bleeding. 176 00:11:45,630 --> 00:11:48,440 And... done. 177 00:11:48,930 --> 00:11:51,550 Heart rate's 160, it's accelerating. 178 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:52,450 He's at 210. 179 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:53,980 He's in supraventricular tachycardia. 180 00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:55,440 Paddles! 181 00:11:55,870 --> 00:11:57,580 Charging. 182 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,150 Clear! 183 00:12:00,390 --> 00:12:02,480 We're wasting our time! 184 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,860 His high school yearbook. 185 00:12:04,910 --> 00:12:07,390 Unless you think he's going to Boston to attend a high school reunion, 186 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,340 put it back and let's get out of here before he comes home. 187 00:12:09,390 --> 00:12:10,920 He's not smiling. 188 00:12:10,970 --> 00:12:12,780 I wonder if he has teeth. 189 00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:14,130 What's the area code for Boston? 190 00:12:14,180 --> 00:12:15,970 617, why? 191 00:12:21,060 --> 00:12:23,310 Massachusetts general. May I help you? 192 00:12:25,030 --> 00:12:27,700 Did you think you could steal Dr. House without a fight? 193 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:29,080 Steal him for what? 194 00:12:29,130 --> 00:12:31,090 Quit jerking me around, I know he's coming out there. 195 00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:32,230 We're not looking to hire him. 196 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,280 He's called you six times in the last month. 197 00:12:34,330 --> 00:12:35,720 We're not looking to hire him. 198 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,860 You think if you keep repeating it, I'll start believing you? 199 00:12:37,910 --> 00:12:39,840 Dr. Cuddy, there's nothing else I can say. 200 00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:41,320 I'm sorry. 201 00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:45,370 Well, if he's not coming there for a job interview, 202 00:12:45,420 --> 00:12:46,700 he's either coming to your hospital for 203 00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:49,420 a social visitor because he's a patient. 204 00:12:53,510 --> 00:12:56,130 Is it a social visit, Dr. Medick? 205 00:12:56,410 --> 00:12:58,200 I can't stand House. 206 00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:00,580 Neither can Dr. Kupersmith. 207 00:13:08,810 --> 00:13:10,420 What's up? 208 00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:15,130 Do you know a Dr. Kuper Smith in Boston? 209 00:13:15,180 --> 00:13:17,370 Yeah, he's an oncologist. 210 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,330 What's up? 211 00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:20,800 What's his subspecialty? 212 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,760 Brain cancer. 213 00:13:24,660 --> 00:13:26,570 What's going on? 214 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,540 He doesn't look sick. 215 00:13:31,590 --> 00:13:33,070 He should have symptoms. 216 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:37,740 Blurred vision, headaches, confusion, clumsiness. 217 00:13:37,790 --> 00:13:41,670 Depends on how far along the cancer is, what kind, how aggressive. 218 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,380 He didn't tell you. 219 00:13:44,860 --> 00:13:46,570 House is House. 220 00:13:46,620 --> 00:13:49,050 He's no different than anyone else with cancer. 221 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:53,100 Once you tell, then every conversation is about that. 222 00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:56,860 Cardiac arrest means we were wrong. 223 00:13:56,950 --> 00:13:58,050 There was a heart problem. 224 00:13:58,100 --> 00:13:59,480 But no vasoconstriction! 225 00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:02,390 The heart problem couldn't have caused the hand problem. 226 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:05,050 Unless the bleed happened suddenly. 227 00:14:05,150 --> 00:14:07,440 Less blood to the brain explains the dystonia, 228 00:14:07,490 --> 00:14:09,470 less blood to the heart explains the heart attack. 229 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,090 Scope him above and below. 230 00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:13,610 If that doesn't work, gut him. 231 00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:17,610 You can't sedate him? 232 00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:19,900 There's a risk his throat could collapse. 233 00:14:19,950 --> 00:14:21,240 You look mad, pop. 234 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:25,230 No. No, I'm not mad, I promise you. 235 00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:27,260 It's just that, um, the doctor has to do something 236 00:14:27,310 --> 00:14:30,170 to you and it's, and it's gonna hurt. 237 00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:31,170 Hurt me? 238 00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:32,320 Why hurt me? 239 00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:33,470 Make you better. 240 00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:35,310 What's wrong with me? 241 00:14:35,650 --> 00:14:37,600 Well, they don't know. 242 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:43,690 Patrick, don't you worry, everything is gonna be great. 243 00:14:43,740 --> 00:14:45,120 All right, here we go, Patrick. 244 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,220 You wanna hurt me. 245 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:49,010 Okay, open. Like this. 246 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,780 You just look at me. 247 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:55,160 And everythingis gonna be okay. 248 00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:59,720 Look at me. Patrick, over here. 249 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:02,070 Yep, it's okay. 250 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,500 It's okay, really. 251 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,830 Dr. Wilson! Wilson! 252 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,640 I just spoke to Cuddy, she can't confirm whether 253 00:15:10,690 --> 00:15:12,450 House is applying for a job in Boston. 254 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,040 Yeah, I'm late for a— 255 00:15:14,090 --> 00:15:15,330 If I have to look for work, 256 00:15:15,430 --> 00:15:17,150 I have a right to know. 257 00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:34,740 That's pretty. 258 00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:38,830 I wrote this when I was in junior high school. 259 00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:42,210 I could never figure out what came next. 260 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,820 Then dimwit came up with this. 261 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,050 It's good. 262 00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:55,870 It's perfect. 263 00:15:58,150 --> 00:16:01,340 I could set up a tower on the roof during a lightning storm. 264 00:16:01,390 --> 00:16:03,910 Help you switch brains with your patient. 265 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,880 Then you would be the brilliant pianist 266 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:10,780 and he would be the doctor hiding brain cancer from his friend. 267 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,920 It's nothing. 268 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,300 You need to talka bout it. 269 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:17,290 You need to talka bout it. 270 00:16:17,340 --> 00:16:18,720 At least let me look at your medical file. 271 00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:21,110 You're making a big deal out of nothing. 272 00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:22,160 Who else knows? 273 00:16:22,210 --> 00:16:23,160 No one. 274 00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:24,360 And cancer isn't nothing. 275 00:16:24,410 --> 00:16:26,730 Sorry, didn't mean to offend your specialty. 276 00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:28,020 Why didn't you come to me? 277 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:28,890 Stein's good. 278 00:16:28,930 --> 00:16:31,320 Stein's in Africa for the next six months. 279 00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:33,030 He's given meat least six months. 280 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,460 I'll go to Boston, I'll get the treatment. 281 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,520 Everything'll be fine. 282 00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:39,290 No need to talka bout it. 283 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,860 You're right, surgeon found a bleed behind the kidney 284 00:16:42,910 --> 00:16:46,280 in the retroperitoneal cavity, but no reason for it. 285 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,950 No cancer, no ruptured arteries... 286 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,910 so bleeding explains the symptoms, 287 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,340 but we've got no explanation for the bleeding. 288 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,490 And while they were closing him up, 289 00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:57,010 Patrick had a grand mal seizure, 290 00:16:57,060 --> 00:17:00,890 which makes no sense, since he's on an anti-convulsant medication. 291 00:17:02,610 --> 00:17:04,080 You told him. 292 00:17:04,130 --> 00:17:05,940 No, I didn't. 293 00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:13,340 I... only told Cameron. 294 00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:25,280 Okay. You guys have cleverly deduced that I have cancer. 295 00:17:25,330 --> 00:17:26,480 You have no right to know. 296 00:17:26,570 --> 00:17:27,810 You have no business knowing. 297 00:17:27,870 --> 00:17:29,210 We'd like to run some blood tests. 298 00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:31,830 As soon as you work up our patient, who is not me! 299 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,830 We just want to make sure you weren't misdiagnosed. 300 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,480 I wasn't, let's move on. 301 00:17:35,530 --> 00:17:37,530 We're just asking for a couple of vials. 302 00:17:37,580 --> 00:17:39,120 - No! - Why not? 303 00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:42,450 Okay, we're going to proceed as if I'm perfectly healthy. 304 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,310 How can we do that if we know you're not? 305 00:17:44,410 --> 00:17:46,470 You don't know anything! 306 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,900 Except, hopefully, how a patient on 307 00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:51,380 anti-convulsant medication has a seizure. 308 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,570 Anti-seizure meds don't prevent seizures, 309 00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:54,820 they just make them manageable. 310 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,270 According to the surgeon's report, 311 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,890 this one wasn't even close to manageable. 312 00:17:57,940 --> 00:18:00,220 Means the question isn't why is he having seizures, 313 00:18:00,270 --> 00:18:02,730 it's why are his seizures getting worse? 314 00:18:02,970 --> 00:18:04,110 What's changed? 315 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,260 His brain, it's gotten worse. 316 00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:08,360 So we make it even worser. 317 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,990 We take him off anti-convulsant medication. 318 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,230 He'll seize even more. 319 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,330 Multiple seizures can seriously damage a brain. 320 00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:16,040 Dude can't button his shirt. 321 00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:17,790 How much more damaged we really talking about? 322 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,510 Stronger seizures will light up different parts of 323 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,890 the brain which will indicate which parts are damaged. 324 00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:24,420 Once he gets worse, do a PET scan. 325 00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:34,720 PET scan done? 326 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:38,290 No. You come for my feelings? 327 00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:40,430 'Cause I left them in my other pants. 328 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:41,920 This is a letter of recommendation. 329 00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:43,970 I'm applying for a job at Penn. 330 00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:50,730 Thank you for writing your own. 331 00:18:50,820 --> 00:18:52,930 I'm sure my thoughts are beautifully phrased. 332 00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:54,000 Thank you for signing it. 333 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,330 Saves me having to fake your signature. 334 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,740 Stay away from weiss. 335 00:19:08,790 --> 00:19:10,850 He cries with his patients. 336 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,520 Holds their hands as they die. 337 00:19:12,570 --> 00:19:14,430 He won't like you. 338 00:19:14,950 --> 00:19:18,190 Your new found nonchalance in the face of cancer. 339 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,940 I thought you'd find it appealing. 340 00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:25,800 20 seconds. 341 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:26,950 Pretty good. 342 00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:27,810 For what? 343 00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:31,050 Time it took you to go from hard-ass to human being. 344 00:19:35,610 --> 00:19:36,950 You really wanna leave? 345 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,810 If you're not here, there's not much point in staying. 346 00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:41,710 I'm not dead yet. 347 00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:50,870 What are you doing? 348 00:19:57,540 --> 00:20:00,060 I know this must be a turn-on for you. 349 00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:37,380 Little whorishto kiss and stab. 350 00:20:37,430 --> 00:20:38,670 You kissed back. 351 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,190 I didn't want you to die without knowing the feeling. 352 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,840 Actually, no woman should die without knowing the feeling. 353 00:20:43,890 --> 00:20:45,850 All we need is a few drops of your blood. 354 00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:47,670 Foreman and Chase's lips are not gonna get 355 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,860 so close now that I know your plan. 356 00:20:49,910 --> 00:20:51,950 There's a nurse downstairs about to risk his job 357 00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:53,620 to steal the blood you drew from yourself yes— 358 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:56,110 I'm patient number 020406. 359 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,970 In the record room under the name Luke N. Laura. 360 00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:00,400 There's a whole vial of blood there. 361 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:04,400 Along with CT scans, MRIs, CSF—everything you need. 362 00:21:07,110 --> 00:21:10,200 If you need a sperm sample, come back without the needle. 363 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:22,590 Six centimeter mass in his dorsal midbrain, 364 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,780 extending into the temporal lobe. 365 00:21:25,830 --> 00:21:27,640 That's inoperable. 366 00:21:27,930 --> 00:21:29,880 What kind of time does he have? 367 00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:32,830 He's got a year. 368 00:21:36,060 --> 00:21:38,770 Nurse! Nurse! 369 00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:48,430 There's a consent from Boston for the cancer drug trial. 370 00:21:48,470 --> 00:21:50,810 Any description of the process of previous trials? 371 00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:52,910 Yep. Any chance it'd work? 372 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,490 No. It's not even designed to work. 373 00:21:55,540 --> 00:21:56,290 Why would he— 374 00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:59,380 It's designed to treat depression in terminal cancer patients. 375 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,060 He doesn't seem depressed. 376 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,890 Okay, let's assume that I am dying. 377 00:22:06,940 --> 00:22:09,300 Which I specifically told you not to assume. 378 00:22:09,630 --> 00:22:12,870 Could we at least assume that'm not dying tomorrow? 379 00:22:12,970 --> 00:22:16,490 Whereas this kid, PET revealed several more hot spots, 380 00:22:16,540 --> 00:22:17,640 but they're non-specific. 381 00:22:17,730 --> 00:22:19,450 How can you focus on him? 382 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:21,620 It's the only way I can cope. 383 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,670 Pet also showed a left brain that's working hard. 384 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:25,580 Harder than the right? 385 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,350 Wouldn't be worth mentioning otherwise. 386 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,240 Bleeding in the brain. 387 00:22:28,290 --> 00:22:31,820 Blood would irritate the lining, might cause the seizures to get worse. 388 00:22:31,860 --> 00:22:35,340 Yes, he needs an angiogram to look at the vasculature inside his brain. 389 00:22:35,390 --> 00:22:37,650 We'll get right on it, as soon as we're finished here. 390 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:40,970 Don't get up. I got it. 391 00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:42,880 You're busy. Continue. 392 00:22:49,250 --> 00:22:51,540 You know what my team is doing right now? 393 00:22:52,770 --> 00:22:54,180 No. 394 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:57,230 They're trying to figure out what's wrong with me. 395 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,380 What's wrong with you? 396 00:22:58,430 --> 00:22:59,950 Thanks for asking. 397 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,680 They found out that I'm dying. 398 00:23:02,730 --> 00:23:04,210 That's sad. 399 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:07,120 Everyone's dying. 400 00:23:07,170 --> 00:23:07,980 That's sad. 401 00:23:08,030 --> 00:23:10,650 Meteor lands on my head tomorrow, it's all academic. 402 00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:13,600 I told them to leave me alone, but did they? 403 00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:14,940 D-did they? 404 00:23:14,990 --> 00:23:16,750 No, that one was rhetorical. 405 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:20,840 Oh. No, they did not. 406 00:23:24,410 --> 00:23:26,690 What the hell were you before you hit your head? 407 00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:28,410 Hell is a bad word. 408 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,310 So's ass and bitch. 409 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:34,280 I could probably rattle off 50 much more complicated and disgusting ones, 410 00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:36,570 but then your dad would get pissed at me. 411 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,290 Do you like your life? 412 00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:42,150 What life? 413 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,010 Your life. 414 00:23:44,150 --> 00:23:46,200 Playing the piano, going on tour. 415 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,350 Scoring girls left and right. 416 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,020 I don't like girls. 417 00:23:50,070 --> 00:23:52,210 Boys. Whatever gets you off. 418 00:23:52,260 --> 00:23:54,350 I like the piano. 419 00:23:58,710 --> 00:24:00,660 What's wrong? 420 00:24:02,330 --> 00:24:03,470 Dr. Peter Hayes? 421 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,710 This is Eric Foreman at Princeton Plainsboro. 422 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,570 You're doing a signal transduction inhibitor clinical trial. 423 00:24:08,620 --> 00:24:10,050 What kind of results have you been— 424 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:13,760 Transduction inhibitors are a decade away. 425 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,760 Bye, Pete! 426 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,330 They've got another trial going on at Duke. 427 00:24:22,380 --> 00:24:25,470 15% extend their lives beyond five years. 428 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:26,760 If you're positive for protein phf— 429 00:24:26,810 --> 00:24:29,530 stop trying to save me. 430 00:24:29,580 --> 00:24:31,430 I'm fine. 431 00:24:31,610 --> 00:24:34,180 MRA confirms small collections of blood 432 00:24:34,270 --> 00:24:36,940 throughout the white matter of Patrick's right hemisphere. 433 00:24:36,990 --> 00:24:38,650 Mind if we chat about that for a few moments? 434 00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:42,360 Either trauma, an aneurysm, cancer, or autoimmune disease. 435 00:24:42,410 --> 00:24:44,370 We need a biopsy to figure out which it is. 436 00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:45,740 His eeg was non-specific. 437 00:24:45,790 --> 00:24:46,790 Where are you gonna biopsy? 438 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:47,790 Everywhere. 439 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:51,030 Sure, just put on a blindfold and play piano in the tail on the brain. 440 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,990 He's bleeding into his brain. 441 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:53,950 He's dying. 442 00:24:53,990 --> 00:24:56,610 You can't just randomly stab the temporal lobe 443 00:24:56,660 --> 00:24:58,140 and hope you hit the right spot. 444 00:24:58,190 --> 00:25:00,000 Well, I'm only gonna take little tiny pieces. 445 00:25:00,050 --> 00:25:00,800 Until what? 446 00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:02,060 Till I find the problem. 447 00:25:02,110 --> 00:25:03,070 Or you kill him. 448 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:05,690 No, I'll keep going even if I kill him. 449 00:25:09,310 --> 00:25:11,160 Then he's screwed. 450 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,210 Thanks for the chat. 451 00:25:22,580 --> 00:25:27,060 What if we do the EEG from inside his brain? 452 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,490 I'm actually a little insulted. 453 00:25:29,590 --> 00:25:31,970 You were supposed to spend the last hour worrying about me. 454 00:25:32,020 --> 00:25:33,260 It's risky and invasive. 455 00:25:33,310 --> 00:25:35,450 But that's why god invented the long consent form. 456 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,150 Can you get to why this is a brilliant idea? 457 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:41,480 External EEG could get confused if there are multiple structural abnormalities. 458 00:25:41,530 --> 00:25:46,430 If we perform the EEG inside the skull, it could show us where to biopsy. 459 00:25:46,530 --> 00:25:48,010 Brilliant. 460 00:25:48,060 --> 00:25:49,910 Go. Do. 461 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,390 I'd also like to talk to you about— 462 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,590 This is gonna be personal, isn't it? 463 00:25:54,930 --> 00:25:57,260 Yeah. 464 00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:12,570 We use a small drill to get inside the skull. 465 00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:16,610 There's bleeding inside? 466 00:26:16,660 --> 00:26:18,090 Yes. 467 00:26:18,140 --> 00:26:19,530 As long as we have 12 holes, 468 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:21,180 we can surgically implant the electrodes 469 00:26:21,230 --> 00:26:24,320 under the meninges against the brain. 470 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:31,490 And it's either cancer or autoimmune disease? 471 00:26:31,690 --> 00:26:33,420 - Sorry. - Yeah. 472 00:26:35,230 --> 00:26:37,040 Which one is better? 473 00:26:39,130 --> 00:26:40,890 Neither. 474 00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:14,850 Hey. Where do we cut? 475 00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:16,420 We don't. 476 00:27:16,850 --> 00:27:18,570 I need to say something. 477 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,730 - Something personal. - Yeah. 478 00:27:22,780 --> 00:27:26,160 And I can't leave because you've got something interesting in that file. 479 00:27:26,210 --> 00:27:28,020 Sorry. 480 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:37,630 You're an arrogant ass who makes it impossible for anyone to like him, 481 00:27:37,730 --> 00:27:39,400 by punishing people who don't deserve— 482 00:27:39,450 --> 00:27:41,680 Can get to the "but" part of this speech? 483 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,590 But I like you. 484 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,830 No, you don't. 485 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,620 You're just reacting to the perception of my death. 486 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,190 You need to put things in order. 487 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,090 - Fear of guilt- - Would you shut up? 488 00:27:52,140 --> 00:27:54,140 See? I annoy you. 489 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:56,610 Now are you gonna give me the results, or are you gonna... 490 00:28:00,420 --> 00:28:04,220 Intracranial EEG showed no electrical abnormalities. 491 00:28:04,270 --> 00:28:05,420 Which means it's autoimmune. 492 00:28:05,470 --> 00:28:09,800 No, it also showed his entire right hemisphere is brain dead. 493 00:28:14,710 --> 00:28:18,470 So... while you guys were worrying about me, 494 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,850 half this kid's brain died. 495 00:28:20,910 --> 00:28:24,390 The only solace you should take from this is the fact that it didn't. 496 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,510 Garden variety EEG sucks compared to the in-brain variety, 497 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,040 but it's not gonna miss brain death. 498 00:28:29,090 --> 00:28:30,040 He's gotten worse. 499 00:28:30,090 --> 00:28:31,050 Not that much worse. 500 00:28:31,090 --> 00:28:33,360 Respiration is depressed, seizures are increasing, 501 00:28:33,410 --> 00:28:34,510 one every five minutes. 502 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,870 It's not that much worse. 503 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,590 He can still talk, and he's left-handed, 504 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,270 which means speech is in the right side. 505 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,680 You don't know how Patrick's brain reorganized itself 25 years ago. 506 00:28:43,730 --> 00:28:47,770 What if the right side is just a little dead. 507 00:28:47,820 --> 00:28:50,490 Maybe he still has random neurons firing. 508 00:28:50,540 --> 00:28:53,590 You're just looking for a puzzle to distract you from your own situation. 509 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,330 You're right. He's dead. Let's go home. 510 00:28:59,610 --> 00:29:01,280 What'd you find out? 511 00:29:02,330 --> 00:29:04,420 It's going to be ok? 512 00:29:04,460 --> 00:29:06,540 - I'm sor- - Yes! 513 00:29:10,770 --> 00:29:12,150 What's this? 514 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,300 Piano. 515 00:29:14,470 --> 00:29:16,380 What's this? 516 00:29:20,660 --> 00:29:21,900 He's obviously lost use— 517 00:29:21,950 --> 00:29:23,950 Shut up. 518 00:29:42,630 --> 00:29:44,630 Music is a global process. 519 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,020 Can't play the piano with half a brain. 520 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,060 What's it mean? 521 00:29:51,110 --> 00:29:53,590 It means the right side of his brain has always sucked. 522 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,020 It means it's not relevant to what's going on now. 523 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,450 Wow, then it's autoimmune. 524 00:29:57,500 --> 00:29:59,980 Yeah. Question is, what do we do about it? 525 00:30:00,030 --> 00:30:01,320 Most likely ones we can fix. 526 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:04,810 Polyarteritis nodosa, Takayasu, or sarcoid. 527 00:30:04,860 --> 00:30:06,520 I'll start treatment. 528 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,770 Not what I was talking about, but yeah. 529 00:30:08,810 --> 00:30:10,290 You do that. 530 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,040 Your turn? 531 00:30:19,330 --> 00:30:21,470 Do you have to do that? 532 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,730 You mean cheapen everyone's attempt at a human moment 533 00:30:24,780 --> 00:30:27,870 by identifying the real calculations that go into it? 534 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,790 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 535 00:30:30,890 --> 00:30:32,460 I'm sorry you're dying. 536 00:30:32,510 --> 00:30:34,320 I'm gonna hug you. 537 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:35,940 Anything to say? 538 00:30:35,990 --> 00:30:39,860 Well, if you're considering grabbing my ass, don't start anything... 539 00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,010 You can't finish. 540 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,440 Well, as long as we're just standing here, do you mind if we work? 541 00:30:47,490 --> 00:30:49,570 How's the kid's treatment going? 542 00:30:51,470 --> 00:30:52,950 Are you crying? 543 00:30:53,050 --> 00:30:58,280 No. Respiration rate's up. 544 00:30:58,330 --> 00:31:00,530 Seizures are calming down. It's all good. 545 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,150 Not for what I'm gonna do next. 546 00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:05,870 But there is no next. 547 00:31:05,910 --> 00:31:06,940 He's gonna be fine. 548 00:31:06,990 --> 00:31:10,330 Only if he wants to remain a four-year-old who wets his bed. 549 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:12,990 There's nothing else for him. 550 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:13,950 There's better. 551 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,620 Thanks for the hug. 552 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,730 It's the middle of the night. 553 00:31:38,830 --> 00:31:40,350 You knew I'd be asleep. 554 00:31:40,450 --> 00:31:42,590 Phone would've woken you up just as much. 555 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,950 And I can't see what you're wearing on the phone. 556 00:31:46,910 --> 00:31:51,330 My patient with the 55 IQ has Takayasu syndrome. 557 00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:53,470 Very uncommon. 558 00:31:53,670 --> 00:31:55,810 Happens mostlyin Asian women. 559 00:31:55,860 --> 00:31:59,480 Takayasu is manageable with steroids, which you already know. 560 00:31:59,530 --> 00:32:02,480 So I assume you're here for something else. 561 00:32:02,530 --> 00:32:04,630 My patient also has significant seizure problems. 562 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,200 Also manageable with anti-convulsant medication. 563 00:32:07,250 --> 00:32:09,780 Yes, and if he kept takinghis anti-convulsant medication, 564 00:32:09,830 --> 00:32:12,640 he could go back on tour and play the piano. 565 00:32:12,690 --> 00:32:17,210 But... a hemispherectomy would completely 566 00:32:17,260 --> 00:32:19,240 stop the right brain seizure activity 567 00:32:19,290 --> 00:32:22,150 and he would no longer need to take his anti-convulsant medication. 568 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:23,850 You wanna remove half his brain. 569 00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:26,860 The right half, it would be irresponsible to remove the left. 570 00:32:26,900 --> 00:32:29,430 You don't remove half a brainand gain function. 571 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,050 Not my brain. 572 00:32:31,150 --> 00:32:33,400 But his? Who knows? 573 00:32:33,450 --> 00:32:36,650 Look, let's say that I'm the left side of Patrick's brain. 574 00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:38,890 I'm quick-witted, I'm charming, I'm great looking. 575 00:32:38,940 --> 00:32:40,270 You're the right side of his brain. 576 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:42,510 You're useless, old, damaged. 577 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:43,950 We go to a bar for a drink. 578 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,640 Now, I have the mad skills to be scoring all the hot babes, 579 00:32:47,690 --> 00:32:50,350 but instead I'm spending my time wiping drool off your chin 580 00:32:50,450 --> 00:32:53,260 and making sure you don't eat the table cloth. 581 00:32:54,170 --> 00:32:56,260 What's the father wanna do? 582 00:32:56,450 --> 00:32:58,120 I don't know. 583 00:33:00,310 --> 00:33:02,120 So go wake him up. 584 00:33:06,110 --> 00:33:09,160 House. I'm so sorry. 585 00:33:10,730 --> 00:33:12,470 Forgot I was dying, huh? 586 00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:14,470 I'm here if you need me. 587 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,230 I need you. 588 00:33:26,790 --> 00:33:29,390 One small feel for man. 589 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,630 One giant ass for mankind. 590 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,810 Thanks. 591 00:33:36,530 --> 00:33:38,290 Good luck in Boston. 592 00:33:42,060 --> 00:33:44,300 Call the make a wish foundation. 593 00:33:53,670 --> 00:33:55,330 Dr. Foreman was just here. 594 00:33:55,380 --> 00:33:57,480 Seizures have most completely gone away. 595 00:33:57,570 --> 00:34:00,480 Says we might be able to go home in the next day or two. 596 00:34:00,770 --> 00:34:02,480 Thank you so much. 597 00:34:02,580 --> 00:34:06,380 I think we should remove the right side of your son's brain. 598 00:34:06,770 --> 00:34:08,480 I thought you fixed him. 599 00:34:08,670 --> 00:34:09,910 Does he look fixed? 600 00:34:09,970 --> 00:34:12,260 Right side of his brain was keeping him walking straight. 601 00:34:12,310 --> 00:34:14,380 Other than that, it's been dead weight ever since the accident. 602 00:34:14,430 --> 00:34:17,720 If we remove it, seizures would stop completely. 603 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,150 But the seizures are hardly noticeable. 604 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,390 They don't bother Patrick. 605 00:34:21,490 --> 00:34:22,600 But without the seizures, 606 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:26,120 the left side would have a chance to actually function. 607 00:34:26,340 --> 00:34:28,480 It could learn to do new things. 608 00:34:28,530 --> 00:34:32,770 Only bummer... he'd never play the piano again. 609 00:34:32,860 --> 00:34:36,250 No, the piano is everything. 610 00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:38,450 I'm not saying he'd ever work for NASA, 611 00:34:38,510 --> 00:34:40,610 but flipping burgers isn't out of the question. 612 00:34:40,650 --> 00:34:43,270 Well, I don't mind taking care of him so he can play the piano. 613 00:34:43,370 --> 00:34:45,560 No, you're actually lucky. 614 00:34:45,660 --> 00:34:47,180 You don't have to watch your kid grow up. 615 00:34:47,230 --> 00:34:48,760 You don't have to let go. 616 00:34:48,810 --> 00:34:50,850 You trying to make this about me? 617 00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:52,810 I love my son! 618 00:34:52,860 --> 00:34:54,240 Just the way he is. 619 00:34:54,340 --> 00:34:56,390 He's a monkey grinder at the circus. 620 00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,610 - He's worked hard to get where he- - So does the monkey. 621 00:35:02,370 --> 00:35:04,840 The piano is a neurological accident. 622 00:35:04,890 --> 00:35:05,860 He has a gift. 623 00:35:05,910 --> 00:35:07,770 I'm offering him a life. 624 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,190 It's up to you. 625 00:35:29,510 --> 00:35:31,980 I've isolated the cancer proteins in House's csf. 626 00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:32,940 'Bout time. 627 00:35:32,990 --> 00:35:35,940 We can't let him goto Boston if he qualifies for the Duke trial. 628 00:35:36,030 --> 00:35:37,660 You wanna do it? 629 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:54,920 Damn. 630 00:35:54,970 --> 00:35:56,980 He's negative for protein phf. 631 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,950 He doesn't qualify. 632 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,130 What's that? 633 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:09,050 That shouldn't be there. 634 00:36:41,090 --> 00:36:43,380 Patrick. 635 00:36:47,090 --> 00:36:49,230 Hello, papa. 636 00:36:51,890 --> 00:36:54,560 Patrick, I have a question for you. 637 00:36:55,930 --> 00:36:57,540 Yes? 638 00:36:58,890 --> 00:37:01,080 Are you happy? 639 00:37:07,310 --> 00:37:09,540 Are you happy? 640 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,950 House, open up! 641 00:38:05,190 --> 00:38:07,140 Open up, it's important! 642 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,560 I've got a flight in three hours. 643 00:38:11,610 --> 00:38:13,420 You don't have cancer. 644 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,230 There was abnormal presence of IGG and IGM indicating— 645 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:19,760 I don't have neurosyphilis. My MRI showed nothing- 646 00:38:19,810 --> 00:38:20,670 It's a gumma in your brain. 647 00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:22,010 It's very rare not to be in the liver, 648 00:38:22,060 --> 00:38:23,870 and I'm really glad we never slept together— 649 00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:25,490 You would've used a condom. 650 00:38:25,540 --> 00:38:26,590 And I don't have syphilis. 651 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,450 - My VDRL was negative- - we did an FTA antibody test, 652 00:38:29,550 --> 00:38:32,270 the VDRL was a false negative. 653 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,560 You're not going to die! 654 00:38:34,610 --> 00:38:37,130 All you need is iv antibiotics! 655 00:38:40,370 --> 00:38:42,890 Did you send these results to mass general? 656 00:38:43,410 --> 00:38:47,950 - Of course. - You idiots. 657 00:38:48,050 --> 00:38:50,050 We just told you you're not gonna die. 658 00:38:50,150 --> 00:38:52,100 You should be making out with Cameron. 659 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,390 You knew it wasn't cancer? 660 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,010 I was sure it was cancer. 661 00:38:57,060 --> 00:38:59,010 Then why aren't you celebrating? 662 00:38:59,060 --> 00:39:02,160 Because it wasn't my damn file! 663 00:39:03,060 --> 00:39:05,150 You faked cancer? 664 00:39:05,730 --> 00:39:07,820 The real patient is in the Wither spoon wing. 665 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,210 Feel free to tell his wife that he's not gonna die, 666 00:39:10,260 --> 00:39:11,600 but he is cheating on her. 667 00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:13,080 Why would you want us to think that you— 668 00:39:13,130 --> 00:39:14,370 I didn't! 669 00:39:14,470 --> 00:39:16,940 I wanted the guys in Boston to think that I had cancer. 670 00:39:16,990 --> 00:39:19,660 I wanted the guys who were gonna implant a cool drug right 671 00:39:19,710 --> 00:39:23,230 into the pleasure center of my brain to think that I had cancer. 672 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,300 You faked cancer to get high? 673 00:39:35,530 --> 00:39:37,100 I'm going to bed. 674 00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:40,970 You're right. 675 00:39:41,070 --> 00:39:42,150 I don't like you. 676 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,390 Sure, now that I'm not dying. 677 00:40:02,510 --> 00:40:05,030 I heard Patrick's hemispherectomy went well. 678 00:40:05,370 --> 00:40:07,300 He survived the surgery. 679 00:40:07,390 --> 00:40:08,550 He's unconscious. 680 00:40:08,610 --> 00:40:10,330 How depressed are you? 681 00:40:10,420 --> 00:40:12,050 I'm not depressed. 682 00:40:12,140 --> 00:40:14,330 You faked cancer. 683 00:40:14,430 --> 00:40:16,190 It was an outpatient procedure. 684 00:40:16,290 --> 00:40:17,290 I was curious. 685 00:40:17,390 --> 00:40:19,150 Are you curious about heroin? 686 00:40:19,210 --> 00:40:21,240 Not since last year's Christmas party. 687 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:26,910 I know this goes against your nature, but can we not make too much of this? 688 00:40:26,970 --> 00:40:30,820 You made people think that you were going to die. 689 00:40:30,870 --> 00:40:32,060 I didn't make them! 690 00:40:32,110 --> 00:40:33,500 I tried to hide it. 691 00:40:33,550 --> 00:40:36,400 But you idiots needed to get into my business. 692 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:43,730 I'm sure I'll regret asking, but why are you laughing? 693 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:45,500 It's ironic. 694 00:40:45,590 --> 00:40:47,530 I'm sure I'll regret asking, but why— 695 00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:51,240 Depression in cancer patients is not as common as you think. 696 00:40:51,290 --> 00:40:53,240 It's not the dying that gets to people. 697 00:40:53,290 --> 00:40:54,630 It's the dying alone. 698 00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:59,160 The patients with family, with friends, they tend to do okay. 699 00:40:59,210 --> 00:41:01,540 You don't have cancer. 700 00:41:01,590 --> 00:41:03,170 You do have people who give a damn. 701 00:41:03,220 --> 00:41:04,790 So what do you do? 702 00:41:06,830 --> 00:41:13,340 You fake the cancer, then push the people who care away. 703 00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:17,290 Because they're boring. 704 00:41:18,860 --> 00:41:22,150 Go home to your hotel room and laugh at that irony. 705 00:41:24,430 --> 00:41:26,380 Start small, House. 706 00:41:26,430 --> 00:41:27,910 Take a chance. 707 00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:31,460 Maybe something that doesn't involve sticking stuff in your brain. 708 00:41:31,510 --> 00:41:33,180 Pizza with a friend. 709 00:41:34,970 --> 00:41:36,490 A movie. 710 00:41:36,540 --> 00:41:38,350 Something. 711 00:41:55,660 --> 00:41:57,420 Follow my finger. 712 00:41:58,990 --> 00:42:00,940 Do you know your name? 713 00:42:05,460 --> 00:42:07,980 His speech center was on the right side. 714 00:42:08,370 --> 00:42:11,090 It'll be a while before he's talking. 715 00:42:11,330 --> 00:42:15,420 He hasn't really done anything except to stare off into the distance. 716 00:42:15,470 --> 00:42:17,800 He'll take some time to... 717 00:42:20,140 --> 00:42:21,570 Oh, uh... 718 00:42:34,130 --> 00:42:36,030 you buttoned your shirt. 719 00:42:41,180 --> 00:42:42,750 He looks happy. 720 00:42:49,310 --> 00:42:54,730 House M.D. Season 3 Episode 15 "Half Wit" 721 00:42:56,350 --> 00:43:03,010 www.ydy.com proudly presents 722 00:43:04,490 --> 00:43:11,860 Mina www.ydy.com