1 00:00:00,530 --> 00:00:02,030 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:11,976 --> 00:00:14,444 Take it, Sarge. Take it. Oh, I'll take it. 3 00:00:24,154 --> 00:00:25,143 Yeah. 4 00:00:33,631 --> 00:00:35,189 Yo! Yo! Turn that back on. 5 00:00:35,266 --> 00:00:36,597 Yeah, man, what'd you do? 6 00:00:36,667 --> 00:00:38,692 Don't look at me, 'cause you know I didn't do it. All right? 7 00:00:38,769 --> 00:00:41,397 Hey! You better have put fresh batteries in that thing like I told you. 8 00:00:41,472 --> 00:00:44,373 No. I did, Sarge. Right when you gave them to me. I did. 9 00:00:44,441 --> 00:00:47,171 I put them in. Well, then hit it or something. 10 00:00:47,244 --> 00:00:50,213 Otherwise you all are gonna have to listen to me sing! 11 00:01:25,082 --> 00:01:26,242 Here. 12 00:01:28,819 --> 00:01:33,017 Don't panic. Don't shoot us. Don't die. 13 00:01:34,291 --> 00:01:35,986 You got it, G? 14 00:01:41,632 --> 00:01:43,361 Go! Go! Go! 15 00:01:58,082 --> 00:01:59,674 Up and at them. 16 00:02:00,284 --> 00:02:02,878 You're supposed to be in clinic duty. 17 00:02:02,953 --> 00:02:07,083 Yeah, like I can sleep down there with all the crying and coughing. 18 00:02:07,625 --> 00:02:08,614 Here. 19 00:02:08,692 --> 00:02:11,525 Ex-Marine thinks he has Gulf War syndrome. 20 00:02:12,163 --> 00:02:14,324 There's no such thing. So he's been told. 21 00:02:14,398 --> 00:02:18,858 It hasn't stopped the unexplained fatigue, rashes and joint pain. 22 00:02:18,936 --> 00:02:21,803 And just so you know, he's the nephew of a benefactor I owe a favor, 23 00:02:21,872 --> 00:02:24,670 so you're gonna take this case whether you like it or not. 24 00:02:24,742 --> 00:02:27,267 Why wouldn't I want to take the case? 25 00:02:27,578 --> 00:02:31,344 The guy's tired and sore. It's gonna be chapter one in my... 26 00:02:37,088 --> 00:02:41,115 Don't panic. Don't shoot us. Don't die. 27 00:02:44,161 --> 00:02:45,628 You know him? 28 00:02:45,896 --> 00:02:47,921 Never met him before in my life. 29 00:02:48,032 --> 00:02:51,866 Okay. Well, you're about to. He's on his way here. 30 00:02:52,169 --> 00:02:55,627 Get your ass up and get your team together. You have work to do. 31 00:03:41,352 --> 00:03:43,786 - That's amazing. - No, it's not. 32 00:03:44,655 --> 00:03:47,522 It's not? I can play the harmonica with my nose, 33 00:03:47,592 --> 00:03:51,619 make a penny come out of a child's ear, or any other orifice for that matter, 34 00:03:51,696 --> 00:03:55,257 and given the right circumstances can bring two women to simultaneous ecstasy. 35 00:03:55,333 --> 00:03:57,460 The right circumstances being their agreement 36 00:03:57,535 --> 00:03:59,025 to bill you on the same credit card. 37 00:03:59,103 --> 00:04:03,870 But what I absolutely can not do is dream about someone I've never seen before. 38 00:04:04,275 --> 00:04:07,676 Well, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it can't happen. 39 00:04:07,745 --> 00:04:11,237 True. It can't happen because it can't happen! 40 00:04:12,216 --> 00:04:15,777 Well, maybe you didn't dream about this guy specifically. 41 00:04:16,354 --> 00:04:18,845 Right. Just some other guy who looks exactly like him. 42 00:04:18,923 --> 00:04:21,289 No. You imagined some generic Marine, 43 00:04:21,359 --> 00:04:24,851 then you placed his face in the dream after you saw the picture. 44 00:04:24,929 --> 00:04:27,397 Sort of a coincidence mixed with a little déja vu. 45 00:04:27,465 --> 00:04:29,990 There's no record of him ever coming into the clinic, 46 00:04:30,067 --> 00:04:31,932 so I must've seen him before somewhere else. 47 00:04:32,003 --> 00:04:34,130 Fine. You've known him since Cub Scouts. 48 00:04:34,205 --> 00:04:37,402 The more interesting question isn't what you dreamed, but why. 49 00:04:37,475 --> 00:04:42,071 I'm guessing you're longing for either a renewed relationship with your dad, 50 00:04:43,548 --> 00:04:45,743 or a new relationship with one of the Village People. 51 00:04:45,817 --> 00:04:47,785 He was in the Navy, not the Marines. 52 00:04:47,852 --> 00:04:50,218 I thought your dad was in the Marines. 53 00:04:50,288 --> 00:04:52,518 The guy in the Village People. 54 00:04:52,590 --> 00:04:55,218 Actually he's only in the Navy when they sing In the Navy. 55 00:04:55,293 --> 00:04:58,456 The rest of the time he's just in generic fatigue. 56 00:04:59,964 --> 00:05:01,056 What? 57 00:05:01,933 --> 00:05:03,628 You brought it up! 58 00:05:05,369 --> 00:05:07,837 You didn't flush. I didn't pee. 59 00:05:11,175 --> 00:05:15,805 Male, 34, just got out of the Marines after two years in Iraq. 60 00:05:15,980 --> 00:05:18,278 Admitted complaining of chronic fatigue, 61 00:05:18,349 --> 00:05:21,841 joint pains, intermittent rashes and sore throats. 62 00:05:21,919 --> 00:05:23,682 Thinks he has Gulf War syndrome. 63 00:05:23,754 --> 00:05:25,085 Why is he here instead of the VA? 64 00:05:25,156 --> 00:05:28,216 Because he has a rich uncle Cuddy's trying to avoid fellating, 65 00:05:28,292 --> 00:05:31,557 who doesn't buy the VA's diagnosis of nothingswrongatosis. 66 00:05:31,629 --> 00:05:32,960 The VA's right. 67 00:05:33,030 --> 00:05:34,691 There's no such thing as Gulf War syndrome, 68 00:05:34,765 --> 00:05:37,029 especially in veterans who've never served in the Gulf War. 69 00:05:37,101 --> 00:05:38,568 Different war, same place. 70 00:05:38,636 --> 00:05:41,104 Whatever was there in 1990 is still there. 71 00:05:41,172 --> 00:05:43,003 What's there can send you home in a pine box 72 00:05:43,074 --> 00:05:45,634 but it can't make you sick three months after you've gotten home. 73 00:05:45,710 --> 00:05:49,305 What, so thousands of soldiers are lying about their symptoms? 74 00:05:49,380 --> 00:05:52,474 You send 700,000 people on a vacation to Hawaii, 75 00:05:52,550 --> 00:05:53,676 some are gonna come back sick. 76 00:05:53,751 --> 00:05:56,049 Doesn't mean it was caused by snorkeling. He's right. 77 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:58,213 The studies all show the same pattern of symptoms in veterans 78 00:05:58,289 --> 00:06:00,655 who were sent to the Gulf and those who weren't. 79 00:06:00,725 --> 00:06:01,714 That's it? 80 00:06:01,792 --> 00:06:03,191 You believe her but not me? 81 00:06:03,261 --> 00:06:05,092 Stick to your guns, Chase. 82 00:06:05,162 --> 00:06:07,221 Just 'cause there isn't a single unifying symptom 83 00:06:07,298 --> 00:06:08,925 doesn't mean there isn't something going on. 84 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,467 It could just affect everyone differently. 85 00:06:10,534 --> 00:06:12,695 You think this guy has Gulf War syndrome? 86 00:06:12,770 --> 00:06:14,067 Of course not. 87 00:06:14,138 --> 00:06:16,470 He's depressed and he's looking for a disability check, 88 00:06:16,540 --> 00:06:19,737 most likely because he's just realized that knowing how to barter for sex 89 00:06:19,810 --> 00:06:22,677 in six languages and open a beer bottle with your eye socket 90 00:06:22,747 --> 00:06:24,374 are not the most marketable skills. 91 00:06:24,448 --> 00:06:25,540 Why did you take this case? 92 00:06:25,616 --> 00:06:27,584 'Cause a good scientist continually questions 93 00:06:27,652 --> 00:06:29,711 his own theories and assumptions. 94 00:06:29,787 --> 00:06:32,688 Cuddy's making him. And now I'm making you. 95 00:06:32,757 --> 00:06:35,726 Do a full physical and recheck his blood for HIV, hep C, 96 00:06:35,793 --> 00:06:38,591 malaria, schistosomiasis, and T strain A. Baumannii, 97 00:06:38,663 --> 00:06:40,756 just to make sure the VA's dotted their I's. 98 00:06:40,831 --> 00:06:43,231 And find out every hospital and clinic he's ever visited, 99 00:06:43,301 --> 00:06:48,500 every city he's ever lived in and whether he's ever been on TV. 100 00:06:48,572 --> 00:06:49,869 TV? 101 00:06:49,941 --> 00:06:52,068 Problem could be neurological. 102 00:06:52,143 --> 00:06:54,577 Everyone knows TV rots your brain. 103 00:06:56,781 --> 00:06:59,545 Well, it's usually the worst on my palms and the bottom of my feet. 104 00:06:59,617 --> 00:07:02,677 I get these black dots all over. 105 00:07:03,087 --> 00:07:05,578 I don't see anything. It comes and goes. 106 00:07:05,656 --> 00:07:08,489 You're sure it's not just scrapes and bruises. 107 00:07:09,593 --> 00:07:11,959 I know the difference between a rash and a bruise. 108 00:07:12,029 --> 00:07:14,759 Sometimes it's harder than you realize to distinguish between the two. 109 00:07:14,832 --> 00:07:16,561 You obviously exercise. 110 00:07:16,634 --> 00:07:18,192 My problems aren't caused by my workouts. 111 00:07:18,269 --> 00:07:19,736 But you do work out. 112 00:07:19,804 --> 00:07:21,669 And by the look of you, pretty strenuously. 113 00:07:21,739 --> 00:07:23,764 That's not usually the case with patients 114 00:07:23,841 --> 00:07:26,275 whose principal complaint is chronic fatigue and joint pain. 115 00:07:26,344 --> 00:07:30,075 I was in the Marines for 12 years. I'm used to doing PT every day. 116 00:07:30,147 --> 00:07:32,877 Just because I can push through the pain doesn't mean it's not there. 117 00:07:32,950 --> 00:07:34,713 We're not saying we don't believe you. 118 00:07:34,785 --> 00:07:36,252 The hell you aren't. 119 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:39,915 We just need to be specific about what exactly the problems are. 120 00:07:42,093 --> 00:07:45,290 I sleep 10 hours a night but I feel tired all the time. 121 00:07:45,363 --> 00:07:48,355 I constantly get coughs, rashes, sore throats. 122 00:07:48,432 --> 00:07:51,663 My knees and hips feel like someone poured sand in my joints. 123 00:07:51,736 --> 00:07:53,931 Get these weird tingling sensations in my legs. 124 00:07:54,005 --> 00:07:58,169 Sometimes they're cold. Other times, feels like my blood is boiling. 125 00:07:59,010 --> 00:08:00,602 Specific enough? 126 00:08:03,114 --> 00:08:05,207 Look, I don't care what you guys call it. 127 00:08:05,282 --> 00:08:09,184 Gulf War syndrome, Iraq fever, or just crappy sickness X. 128 00:08:09,253 --> 00:08:13,246 I just want someone to figure out what it is so they can cure it. 129 00:08:14,592 --> 00:08:16,321 Except for the supposed pain in his joints, 130 00:08:16,394 --> 00:08:19,090 none of the other symptoms he's complaining about are currently evident. 131 00:08:19,163 --> 00:08:21,495 And besides low potassium, probably caused by him 132 00:08:21,565 --> 00:08:23,192 over-hydrating after working out. 133 00:08:23,267 --> 00:08:24,564 His blood work's all normal. 134 00:08:24,635 --> 00:08:28,332 Low potassium could also probably be caused by the experimental vaccines 135 00:08:28,406 --> 00:08:31,864 and anti-chemical warfare pills he was given before he deployed to Iraq. 136 00:08:31,942 --> 00:08:33,705 Not to mention the fact that whole country is littered 137 00:08:33,778 --> 00:08:37,407 with hundreds of tons of radioactive shrapnel from depleted uranium munitions. 138 00:08:37,481 --> 00:08:40,814 You go to medical school in France? There's no trace of uranium in his urine. 139 00:08:40,885 --> 00:08:43,012 And he was given the vaccines and meds two years ago 140 00:08:43,087 --> 00:08:45,521 without any allergic or adverse reaction. 141 00:08:45,589 --> 00:08:47,682 Has he ever done any modeling? 142 00:08:47,758 --> 00:08:49,453 We forgot to ask. 143 00:08:49,527 --> 00:08:51,495 We should send his urine to the University of Leicester. 144 00:08:51,562 --> 00:08:52,756 There's a professor there who's developed 145 00:08:52,830 --> 00:08:54,855 a more advanced screening technique for uranium. 146 00:08:54,932 --> 00:08:59,995 If the levels are too low for us to detect, they're way too low to cause any damage. 147 00:09:00,538 --> 00:09:02,301 Where are you going? 148 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:04,234 This way. 149 00:09:04,308 --> 00:09:07,106 You find out about any television or other media exposure? 150 00:09:07,178 --> 00:09:09,578 Do you really care or are you just trying to waste hospital resources 151 00:09:09,647 --> 00:09:11,774 to get back at Cuddy for making you take the case? 152 00:09:11,849 --> 00:09:13,510 Of course, I care. 153 00:09:13,584 --> 00:09:15,745 What a horrible thing to say. 154 00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:18,414 Do a Lexis-Nexis search and get a copy of his credit report. 155 00:09:18,489 --> 00:09:22,516 Before or after we tell him to eat a banana and discharge him with a psych referral? 156 00:09:22,593 --> 00:09:23,685 I say before. 157 00:09:23,761 --> 00:09:26,628 And I say in between give him a polysomnogram. 158 00:09:26,697 --> 00:09:30,098 Sleep apnea could cause chronic fatigue and paranoia. 159 00:09:30,167 --> 00:09:32,965 And find out where he went to summer camp. 160 00:09:36,407 --> 00:09:37,738 You okay? 161 00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:40,474 Yeah. Just a little too much coffee this morning. 162 00:09:40,544 --> 00:09:43,479 Were we walking you to the bathroom? 163 00:09:43,547 --> 00:09:44,707 I wish. 164 00:09:46,450 --> 00:09:50,079 Wilson was just in there. These guys know what I'm talking about. 165 00:09:53,357 --> 00:09:56,258 That's his third REM cycle and his breathing's completely normal. 166 00:09:56,327 --> 00:09:58,420 There's obviously nothing wrong with his sleep pattern. 167 00:09:58,496 --> 00:10:01,294 If it's not the uranium, it's got to be some other sort of toxin. 168 00:10:01,365 --> 00:10:02,764 Or nothing at all. 169 00:10:02,833 --> 00:10:06,234 You really think there's something wrong, or you just want Foreman to be wrong? 170 00:10:06,303 --> 00:10:07,531 Both. 171 00:10:07,605 --> 00:10:09,095 Well, it's not his sleep pattern. 172 00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:12,165 If you really think it's a toxin, you can do a liver biopsy in the morning. 173 00:10:12,243 --> 00:10:13,540 We can't leave. 174 00:10:13,611 --> 00:10:16,375 If we don't monitor the whole test, House won't accept the results. 175 00:10:16,447 --> 00:10:17,505 He'll just make us do it over. 176 00:10:17,581 --> 00:10:18,912 It doesn't take two doctors to monitor 177 00:10:18,983 --> 00:10:21,884 what's clearly gonna be a normal polysomnogram. 178 00:10:21,952 --> 00:10:24,284 Oh, so you want me to stay? 179 00:10:24,355 --> 00:10:25,845 You're the one that thought there was something wrong. 180 00:10:25,923 --> 00:10:27,720 I never said it was a sleep disorder. 181 00:10:27,791 --> 00:10:29,486 You wanna flip for it? 182 00:10:31,695 --> 00:10:33,253 Just go. 183 00:10:34,098 --> 00:10:37,158 Oh, come on. Don't be a baby. 184 00:10:39,837 --> 00:10:42,271 Fine. I'll stay. 185 00:10:48,546 --> 00:10:50,411 You know what we could do? 186 00:10:55,886 --> 00:10:57,148 Here? Why not? 187 00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:59,246 We're surrounded by empty rooms with beds in them. 188 00:10:59,323 --> 00:11:01,791 Yeah. And video cameras, too. 189 00:11:01,859 --> 00:11:03,884 So we turn them off. Yeah, that's all I need is 190 00:11:03,961 --> 00:11:05,553 House or Foreman walking in on us. 191 00:11:05,629 --> 00:11:07,221 We have the keys. 192 00:11:08,566 --> 00:11:11,467 No. What if he wakes up? 193 00:11:11,535 --> 00:11:12,866 All right. 194 00:11:17,608 --> 00:11:19,132 Suit yourself. 195 00:11:38,596 --> 00:11:39,824 Damn it. 196 00:12:25,576 --> 00:12:29,376 Hello? Is anybody out there? 197 00:12:31,248 --> 00:12:33,682 I think there's a problem in here! 198 00:12:37,121 --> 00:12:38,145 What's wrong? 199 00:12:38,222 --> 00:12:40,782 What do you mean, "What's wrong?" You don't smell that? 200 00:12:40,858 --> 00:12:42,052 Nothing smells, John. 201 00:12:42,126 --> 00:12:44,594 Oh, are you kidding me? It's disgusting. 202 00:12:44,662 --> 00:12:47,529 How long have you thought... Wait. 203 00:12:48,932 --> 00:12:50,593 Open your mouth. 204 00:12:54,171 --> 00:12:57,265 The smell's not in the room. It's in your mouth. 205 00:12:59,777 --> 00:13:01,369 What's going on? 206 00:13:02,279 --> 00:13:03,769 Good question. 207 00:13:41,819 --> 00:13:42,808 What? 208 00:13:42,886 --> 00:13:45,480 You were wrong about the nothingswrongatosis. 209 00:13:45,556 --> 00:13:47,251 You can fake fatigue and joint pain, 210 00:13:47,324 --> 00:13:50,088 but you can't fake bacterial vaginosis in your mouth. 211 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,149 HOUSE.: Where's his mouth been? 212 00:13:51,228 --> 00:13:53,696 Says he hasn't performed oral sex on anyone in over a year. 213 00:13:54,331 --> 00:13:55,992 Selfish bastard. 214 00:13:56,066 --> 00:13:59,092 Because he hasn't been with anyone since his last girlfriend dumped him 215 00:13:59,169 --> 00:14:01,000 after he deployed to Iraq the second time. 216 00:14:01,071 --> 00:14:02,333 Selfish bitch. 217 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:06,771 We've ruled out HIV, diabetes and any other endocrine abnormality. 218 00:14:06,844 --> 00:14:09,108 Could be autoimmune. Sjögren's decreases salivary flow, 219 00:14:09,179 --> 00:14:10,840 creates a hospitable home for bacteria. 220 00:14:10,914 --> 00:14:12,609 No. His eyes and tear ducts are fine. 221 00:14:12,683 --> 00:14:14,014 Who was his last girlfriend? 222 00:14:15,052 --> 00:14:17,247 Yeah, we'll get right on that. 223 00:14:17,321 --> 00:14:21,587 Chronic fatigue, joint pain and opportunistic infection spells cancer. 224 00:14:21,892 --> 00:14:23,052 Probably lymphoma. 225 00:14:23,127 --> 00:14:26,255 FOREMAN.: We should biopsy his tonsilar and submandibular lymph nodes. 226 00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:28,798 Right about cancer, wrong about lymphoma. 227 00:14:29,299 --> 00:14:32,166 Unless you're simply hiding the fact that his lymph nodes are swollen. 228 00:14:32,236 --> 00:14:36,332 Get Wilson to biopsy his salivary glands. He's got parotid cancer. 229 00:14:36,407 --> 00:14:38,773 And see if you can get to the truth about who he's been dating. 230 00:14:38,842 --> 00:14:42,334 No way, a Marine goes a year without getting some blood on his bayonet. 231 00:14:42,413 --> 00:14:44,313 It's not an STD. You just said... 232 00:14:44,381 --> 00:14:45,473 Just do it. 233 00:14:49,286 --> 00:14:51,720 The antibiotics should at least relieve the infection, 234 00:14:51,789 --> 00:14:54,053 which will reduce the odor and taste in your mouth. 235 00:14:54,124 --> 00:14:55,716 Not soon enough. 236 00:15:00,297 --> 00:15:03,198 All right. You're gonna feel a little burn. 237 00:15:03,801 --> 00:15:05,996 You know I never even dipped? 238 00:15:06,403 --> 00:15:09,497 Chewing tobacco. Practically everyone in my unit did it. 239 00:15:09,573 --> 00:15:13,031 But me. I was so paranoid about cancer. 240 00:15:14,077 --> 00:15:18,639 Well, if it's parotid cancer, it's very treatable if diagnosed early. 241 00:15:19,917 --> 00:15:23,478 My mom had cancer, which is why I know that diagnosing cancer early 242 00:15:23,554 --> 00:15:26,352 means before there's any serious symptoms. 243 00:15:31,462 --> 00:15:34,863 Certainly tastes like a pretty serious symptom, you know? 244 00:15:34,932 --> 00:15:37,264 We'll know more after the test. 245 00:15:37,668 --> 00:15:40,535 If he was just trying to mess with Cuddy for wasting his time, 246 00:15:40,604 --> 00:15:43,573 this would have stopped as soon as the patient started exhibiting actual symptoms. 247 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:46,165 So the question is, why is he wasting our time? 248 00:15:46,243 --> 00:15:47,801 Or is he wasting our time? 249 00:15:47,878 --> 00:15:50,938 You think he's got a medical reason for asking for the guy's credit report? 250 00:15:51,014 --> 00:15:52,242 I don't. 251 00:15:52,816 --> 00:15:55,546 Where were you two when the guy woke up? 252 00:15:57,788 --> 00:16:00,382 We just stepped out for a second. 253 00:16:00,457 --> 00:16:02,186 To do what? 254 00:16:02,259 --> 00:16:06,025 To get a coffee. We'd been up most of the night. 255 00:16:06,096 --> 00:16:08,394 He's just pushing to make sure we have a complete history. 256 00:16:08,465 --> 00:16:12,128 Obviously we're missing something or we'd have the answer. 257 00:16:12,202 --> 00:16:15,194 You didn't have any coffee when you came back. 258 00:16:15,706 --> 00:16:18,869 All right already. We confess. You caught us. 259 00:16:18,942 --> 00:16:20,876 We snuck into one of the sleep lab rooms to have sex. 260 00:16:20,944 --> 00:16:23,504 We shouldn't have done it while we were working and we're sorry. 261 00:16:23,580 --> 00:16:25,309 Now can we move on? 262 00:16:28,252 --> 00:16:30,743 House would do Wilson before you'd do Chase. 263 00:16:30,821 --> 00:16:34,484 No. You would do House and Wilson before I'd do Chase. 264 00:16:35,292 --> 00:16:37,260 Now can we get back to work. 265 00:16:37,327 --> 00:16:38,760 She did me once. 266 00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:41,190 She was stoned! 267 00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,101 Biopsy's inconclusive. 268 00:16:55,178 --> 00:16:58,306 I'm gonna do a sialogram while we wait for results from the additional blood work. 269 00:16:58,382 --> 00:16:59,440 No hurry. 270 00:16:59,516 --> 00:17:01,211 Probably nothing we can do at this point anyway. 271 00:17:01,285 --> 00:17:02,843 As long as the cancer hasn't spread... 272 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:06,481 He's spitting stink. You should focus on the living. 273 00:17:07,558 --> 00:17:09,423 I need a prescription. 274 00:17:10,027 --> 00:17:11,517 I just wrote you a prescription. 275 00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:14,063 For Vicodin. I need alfuzosin. 276 00:17:14,398 --> 00:17:15,888 No, you don't. 277 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,768 You figured out where you met your Marine? 278 00:17:18,835 --> 00:17:19,927 What? 279 00:17:20,571 --> 00:17:23,506 Oh, that. Haven't really thought about it. 280 00:17:25,108 --> 00:17:26,166 I can't pee. 281 00:17:26,243 --> 00:17:27,733 You can't remember him, can you? 282 00:17:27,811 --> 00:17:29,301 I can't pee. 283 00:17:29,379 --> 00:17:31,040 So stop taking the Vicodin. 284 00:17:31,114 --> 00:17:33,207 I want to pee and not be in pain. 285 00:17:33,283 --> 00:17:34,978 Why don't you go to sleep? 286 00:17:35,052 --> 00:17:36,349 I don't pee when I'm asleep. 287 00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:39,480 Maybe you'll dream about him again. Maybe he'll give you an address. 288 00:17:39,556 --> 00:17:41,046 I haven't peed in three days. 289 00:17:41,124 --> 00:17:44,059 I read that REM sleep is the brain's way of working out problems. 290 00:17:44,127 --> 00:17:46,027 Very useful. Did you hear what I just said? 291 00:17:46,096 --> 00:17:49,259 Yeah. You lied because you want to avoid talking about your obsession. 292 00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:51,961 I'm not obsessing. Why don't you just ask him? 293 00:17:52,035 --> 00:17:54,663 I haven't peed in three days! You'd be dead. 294 00:17:54,738 --> 00:17:56,729 I'm not counting intermittent drips. 295 00:17:56,807 --> 00:17:57,967 You'd be in agony. 296 00:17:58,041 --> 00:18:00,373 I passed agony yesterday around 4:00. 297 00:18:18,161 --> 00:18:20,391 His mother, brother, uncle and best friend 298 00:18:20,464 --> 00:18:22,989 all confirm he hasn't had a date in over a year. 299 00:18:23,066 --> 00:18:24,897 Which means it's not an STD. 300 00:18:24,968 --> 00:18:28,199 If you come up with something medically relevant, page me. 301 00:18:34,077 --> 00:18:35,840 What did you want me to tell him? The truth? 302 00:18:35,912 --> 00:18:39,541 No. You didn't have to be so convincing. 303 00:18:39,616 --> 00:18:41,811 Don't worry. I'll make it up to you. 304 00:18:43,587 --> 00:18:45,714 This is getting out of control. 305 00:18:45,789 --> 00:18:46,915 Don't pout. 306 00:18:47,424 --> 00:18:51,417 Our patient woke up with an infection while we were getting our rocks off. 307 00:18:53,130 --> 00:18:55,064 Do you want to stop? 308 00:18:55,132 --> 00:18:56,360 No. 309 00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:59,027 But I don't want to get caught, either. 310 00:18:59,102 --> 00:19:00,569 You think I do? 311 00:19:00,637 --> 00:19:03,037 You certainly didn't go out of your way to keep the volume down 312 00:19:03,106 --> 00:19:04,266 when we were in the sleep lab. 313 00:19:04,341 --> 00:19:06,172 I couldn't help that. 314 00:19:08,512 --> 00:19:10,707 Why would I want to get caught? 315 00:19:10,781 --> 00:19:14,080 Maybe you want to give House a reason to be jealous. 316 00:19:15,052 --> 00:19:16,576 I'm over House. 317 00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:20,621 All this is, is uncomplicated sex. Don't try to make it more than that. 318 00:19:20,691 --> 00:19:23,182 We're not doing it at work anymore. 319 00:19:23,927 --> 00:19:25,053 Fine. 320 00:19:34,705 --> 00:19:36,730 Wanna go grab some lunch? 321 00:19:41,978 --> 00:19:43,673 I think the pill is the way to go. 322 00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:45,681 We haven't had a condom break yet. Thank God. 323 00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:49,708 But it's bound to happen, especially the way we've been doing it. 324 00:19:51,154 --> 00:19:53,384 On a bed of nails? No. 325 00:19:53,457 --> 00:19:57,450 He's not kinky. He's just insatiable. 326 00:19:57,527 --> 00:20:00,758 I can barely make it to any of my morning classes. 327 00:20:02,466 --> 00:20:04,457 You smoke? No way. 328 00:20:05,635 --> 00:20:06,966 Stop it! 329 00:20:07,604 --> 00:20:08,832 Sorry. 330 00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:14,141 Any history of hypertension, blood clots, strokes? 331 00:20:14,211 --> 00:20:17,203 Nope. Besides my OCD, I'm fit as a fiddle. 332 00:20:19,816 --> 00:20:23,115 You have OCD? Can't you tell? 333 00:20:23,186 --> 00:20:26,622 Any other compulsions besides drinking massive amounts of water? 334 00:20:26,690 --> 00:20:28,214 No, that's it. Thank God. 335 00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:30,486 My therapist says it could be a lot worse. 336 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,357 You get up in the middle of the night to drink? 337 00:20:32,429 --> 00:20:34,590 Yeah. Every couple of hours. 338 00:20:35,065 --> 00:20:37,158 Then your therapist is an idiot. 339 00:20:37,234 --> 00:20:39,464 Unconscious people don't have OCD. 340 00:20:39,536 --> 00:20:41,902 They can, whoever, have diabetes insipidus. 341 00:20:41,972 --> 00:20:44,941 That's impossible. I eat candy all the time. 342 00:20:45,008 --> 00:20:48,637 Different kind of diabetes. This kind is caused by banged up pituitary. 343 00:20:48,712 --> 00:20:50,543 You're obviously more of a lover than a fighter. 344 00:20:50,614 --> 00:20:55,574 I'm guessing either a car accident or you cracked your skull on the balance beam. 345 00:20:57,053 --> 00:20:58,543 How'd you know? 346 00:20:58,622 --> 00:21:03,059 Easy. Nice ass. No boobs. And you've got palms like a longshoreman. 347 00:21:03,126 --> 00:21:05,185 Wait here. You need a CAT scan. 348 00:21:05,262 --> 00:21:07,389 Oh, my God... Don't worry. 349 00:21:07,464 --> 00:21:11,332 Just means you'll be taking two hormone supplements instead of one. 350 00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:19,274 Okay, this time you're gonna feel a little pressure. 351 00:21:19,342 --> 00:21:21,606 We're injecting the contrast material. 352 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,643 Could you turn up the music? 353 00:21:25,715 --> 00:21:26,943 Sure. 354 00:21:32,389 --> 00:21:34,050 Looks pretty good so far. 355 00:21:34,124 --> 00:21:36,388 Still can't hear it that well. 356 00:21:40,463 --> 00:21:42,226 Can you hear it now? 357 00:21:43,133 --> 00:21:44,225 John? 358 00:21:46,436 --> 00:21:47,562 John! 359 00:21:48,572 --> 00:21:50,472 John, can you hear me? 360 00:21:55,645 --> 00:21:58,205 Still no relief? 361 00:21:58,281 --> 00:21:59,873 I got relief. 362 00:21:59,950 --> 00:22:01,747 I just got no pee. 363 00:22:02,319 --> 00:22:04,514 If the pills didn't work, you may need a catheter. 364 00:22:04,588 --> 00:22:06,954 You didn't come here to talk to me about my pee. 365 00:22:07,023 --> 00:22:08,650 What's going on? 366 00:22:09,226 --> 00:22:11,126 He's got cancer all right. 367 00:22:11,194 --> 00:22:14,595 But it's not in his salivary glands. It's in his brain. 368 00:22:15,131 --> 00:22:19,329 And it's bad. At least six tumors. Maybe more. 369 00:22:21,538 --> 00:22:24,803 He lost his hearing. His sight's probably next. 370 00:22:25,709 --> 00:22:27,609 Death is probably next. 371 00:22:31,248 --> 00:22:33,409 No way he could've grown all these in a week. 372 00:22:33,483 --> 00:22:36,509 They can't be older. The VA couldn't have missed all these. 373 00:22:36,586 --> 00:22:39,054 Maybe they didn't miss them. Just mixed them up. 374 00:22:39,122 --> 00:22:42,182 Switched his films with another patient's by mistake. 375 00:22:42,259 --> 00:22:43,624 Maybe. 376 00:22:43,693 --> 00:22:47,720 It'd mean some poor sap's getting his melon sliced at the VA for no reason. 377 00:22:47,797 --> 00:22:51,255 And this poor sergeant's gonna be dead by the end of the week. 378 00:22:51,968 --> 00:22:54,163 Where've you two been? Lunch. 379 00:22:54,237 --> 00:22:55,795 Why? What happened? 380 00:22:55,872 --> 00:23:00,206 Wilson's found some fast-growing, elusive or magic brain tumors. 381 00:23:00,277 --> 00:23:01,676 What did you find? 382 00:23:01,745 --> 00:23:03,975 Nothing. He's telling the truth. 383 00:23:04,414 --> 00:23:06,439 About what? About everything. 384 00:23:06,516 --> 00:23:08,177 Where he's lived, who he's dated. 385 00:23:08,251 --> 00:23:10,583 Besides forgetting to mention his dad's shin splints, 386 00:23:10,654 --> 00:23:13,919 his granddad's nosebleeds, and to return a few rented DVDs, 387 00:23:13,990 --> 00:23:15,890 everything he's told us has checked out. 388 00:23:15,959 --> 00:23:18,359 You have them researching your dream? 389 00:23:18,428 --> 00:23:21,124 No. I have them researching my patient. 390 00:23:21,398 --> 00:23:23,559 You had a dream about a patient? 391 00:23:23,633 --> 00:23:28,502 This poor guy's brain is riddled with tumors and you're checking his credit report? 392 00:23:31,808 --> 00:23:34,003 Come on. I need you guys. 393 00:23:34,077 --> 00:23:36,443 Where are you going? To do my job. 394 00:23:36,513 --> 00:23:38,003 He's not your patient. 395 00:23:38,081 --> 00:23:40,174 He is now. Go home and go to sleep. 396 00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:43,413 Maybe you'll dream a cure to late-stage brain cancer. 397 00:23:52,429 --> 00:23:53,794 How is he? 398 00:23:54,431 --> 00:23:55,762 He's dead. 399 00:23:56,266 --> 00:23:59,326 Oh, God. At least he will be in a few days. 400 00:24:01,237 --> 00:24:03,034 Question is why. 401 00:24:03,106 --> 00:24:06,269 The only explanation is that the VA hospital screwed up. 402 00:24:06,343 --> 00:24:09,369 There was definitely no mix up. I had them recheck. 403 00:24:09,446 --> 00:24:13,974 Yes. Why would a government agency lie to cover up a mistake 404 00:24:14,050 --> 00:24:15,608 that might have caused the death of a guy 405 00:24:15,685 --> 00:24:17,744 they'd been trying to kill for the last two years anyway? 406 00:24:17,821 --> 00:24:19,448 They didn't lie. 407 00:24:20,924 --> 00:24:22,949 Did you just take two Vicodin? 408 00:24:23,026 --> 00:24:25,085 No. Just an antidepressant. 409 00:24:25,161 --> 00:24:28,358 I was told to take two every time you walked into the room. 410 00:24:31,601 --> 00:24:34,331 The VA's scan of his brain. No tumors. 411 00:24:35,505 --> 00:24:39,942 Yes. This is proof positive that someone didn't have tumors in their brain. 412 00:24:40,010 --> 00:24:42,342 You see that bright spot below his left orbit? 413 00:24:42,412 --> 00:24:45,904 That is a titanium pin your patient had inserted 20 years ago. 414 00:24:45,982 --> 00:24:49,179 Unless you think the VA happened to mix up his scans with someone 415 00:24:49,252 --> 00:24:52,380 who had the exact same pin, they didn't screw up. 416 00:24:56,893 --> 00:24:58,326 You paged us? 417 00:24:59,696 --> 00:25:02,358 Why didn't you send his urine to Leicester like I told you? 418 00:25:02,432 --> 00:25:04,832 Because you told me not to. 419 00:25:04,901 --> 00:25:07,392 Why did you choose that moment to listen to me? 420 00:25:07,470 --> 00:25:10,462 You think depleted uranium might have something to do with his tumors? 421 00:25:10,540 --> 00:25:12,838 Radiation's the only thing that will make tumors grow that fast. 422 00:25:12,909 --> 00:25:14,638 High doses of radiation! 423 00:25:14,711 --> 00:25:16,736 Even if he ate depleted uranium bullets for breakfast, 424 00:25:16,813 --> 00:25:18,371 he still would've been exposed to less radiation 425 00:25:18,448 --> 00:25:20,040 than we've given him in the last two days. 426 00:25:20,116 --> 00:25:24,177 Do it anyway. And you, call his uncle back. 427 00:25:24,254 --> 00:25:27,985 Find out if he ever brought his nephew to any hospital parties or fundraisers. 428 00:25:28,058 --> 00:25:30,526 No. Not until you give me a reason. 429 00:25:31,294 --> 00:25:32,784 Because I'm your boss? 430 00:25:32,862 --> 00:25:34,159 A rational reason. 431 00:25:34,230 --> 00:25:36,323 Or at least admit that you don't have one. 432 00:25:36,399 --> 00:25:38,663 I've got a full bladder and I'm not afraid to use it. 433 00:25:38,735 --> 00:25:40,293 But you are apparently afraid 434 00:25:40,370 --> 00:25:42,497 of discovering something you can't rationally explain... 435 00:25:42,572 --> 00:25:43,834 Shut up! 436 00:25:44,974 --> 00:25:46,771 Do what you're told. 437 00:25:47,577 --> 00:25:51,069 Cuddy and Wilson may not have to listen to me, but you do. 438 00:25:55,919 --> 00:25:57,409 What the hell was that all about? 439 00:25:57,487 --> 00:25:58,749 I don't care. 440 00:25:58,822 --> 00:26:01,620 Which is why I didn't feel the need to ask him eight personal questions. 441 00:26:01,691 --> 00:26:03,215 I'm over him. 442 00:26:05,795 --> 00:26:07,888 Just making an observation. 443 00:26:11,267 --> 00:26:13,360 All right. Ready whenever you are. 444 00:26:13,436 --> 00:26:14,562 I'm ready. 445 00:26:17,941 --> 00:26:20,239 Wait a minute. Zoom in. 446 00:26:23,346 --> 00:26:26,372 I don't see it. You sure you got the right coordinates? 447 00:26:26,950 --> 00:26:29,043 Yeah. She's in the right place. 448 00:26:29,385 --> 00:26:32,821 Go 10 millimeters above the AC-PC line on the Z axis. 449 00:26:32,889 --> 00:26:35,289 Ten mil above AC-PC on Z. 450 00:26:37,594 --> 00:26:39,118 It's not there anymore. 451 00:26:39,195 --> 00:26:40,856 Are you sure you got the gantry angle right? 452 00:26:40,930 --> 00:26:43,797 Yeah, I'm sure. It's not there. 453 00:26:46,469 --> 00:26:47,834 It disappeared. 454 00:26:47,904 --> 00:26:49,804 Six tumors don't just disappear. 455 00:26:49,873 --> 00:26:51,738 Unless they were never there to begin with. 456 00:26:51,808 --> 00:26:53,400 The VA didn't screw up. 457 00:26:53,476 --> 00:26:54,943 Maybe someone else did. 458 00:26:55,011 --> 00:26:56,638 Maybe it was Dr. Self-Righteous. 459 00:26:56,713 --> 00:26:59,375 I saw the tumors. There was no mix up. 460 00:26:59,449 --> 00:27:01,849 Maybe there's something wrong with the portable imager in the OR. 461 00:27:01,918 --> 00:27:04,648 Something that would cause it to show brain tissue in perfect detail 462 00:27:04,721 --> 00:27:07,155 but completely miss neoplastic tissue? 463 00:27:07,624 --> 00:27:09,148 Then they were never tumors to begin with. 464 00:27:09,225 --> 00:27:10,419 I told you I saw... 465 00:27:10,493 --> 00:27:15,089 Oh, you saw something that looked like tumors. We all did. We were all wrong. 466 00:27:15,165 --> 00:27:16,189 Or maybe he doesn't have cancer. 467 00:27:16,266 --> 00:27:18,894 Maybe he has a brain infection that's causing multiple abscesses. 468 00:27:18,968 --> 00:27:20,299 That miraculously healed? 469 00:27:20,370 --> 00:27:21,997 No. They were healed by the antibiotics 470 00:27:22,071 --> 00:27:23,936 we're giving him for the vaginosis in his mouth. 471 00:27:24,007 --> 00:27:27,374 If it's an infection, why didn't it show up in his blood work? 472 00:27:27,443 --> 00:27:29,434 I don't know yet. 473 00:27:30,146 --> 00:27:32,376 Dr. Wilson, we have a problem. 474 00:27:32,949 --> 00:27:34,780 What did you do? 475 00:27:34,851 --> 00:27:37,251 I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs! 476 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,309 John... What did you guys do? 477 00:27:38,388 --> 00:27:39,855 John! Calm down! We didn't even operate. 478 00:27:39,923 --> 00:27:41,185 Could this be a regional effect? 479 00:27:41,257 --> 00:27:43,384 I can't move my legs! It's not the anesthesia. 480 00:27:43,459 --> 00:27:45,154 John! John! 481 00:27:45,228 --> 00:27:46,786 We're gonna figure out what's wrong with you. 482 00:27:46,863 --> 00:27:53,029 But first we need to know one thing, have you ever appeared in any pornos? 483 00:27:56,907 --> 00:27:59,205 Chronic fatigue, sore throats, rashes, 484 00:27:59,276 --> 00:28:02,404 putrid discharge in the mouth, multiple abscesses in the brain, 485 00:28:02,479 --> 00:28:07,075 hearing loss, and last but not least, lower limb paralysis. 486 00:28:07,150 --> 00:28:09,084 He's certainly given us plenty of clues. 487 00:28:09,152 --> 00:28:11,518 It's got to be some sort of infection. 488 00:28:11,588 --> 00:28:15,820 That's miraculously improving in his brain but getting worse in his ears and legs? 489 00:28:15,892 --> 00:28:18,190 Could be an infection and cancer. 490 00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:20,729 A neoplastic syndrome could depress his immune system 491 00:28:20,797 --> 00:28:22,355 and cause the other symptoms. 492 00:28:22,432 --> 00:28:24,627 You're basing this theory on the negative biopsy, 493 00:28:24,701 --> 00:28:26,396 the lymph nodes that aren't swollen, 494 00:28:26,470 --> 00:28:28,836 or the tumors that were never there to begin with? 495 00:28:28,905 --> 00:28:30,702 And what are you gonna base your theory on? 496 00:28:30,774 --> 00:28:32,799 His favorite restaurants? 497 00:28:33,410 --> 00:28:34,638 I was right. 498 00:28:34,711 --> 00:28:37,874 He's excreting depleted uranium in his urine. 499 00:28:37,948 --> 00:28:40,883 We should start him on an IV infusion of isotonic sodium bicarbonate... 500 00:28:40,951 --> 00:28:42,509 It's not depleted uranium. 501 00:28:42,586 --> 00:28:43,746 You're the one... Who asked for the test 502 00:28:43,820 --> 00:28:45,913 when we were thinking cancer. We no longer are. 503 00:28:45,989 --> 00:28:48,321 Depleted uranium doesn't just cause cells to mutate. 504 00:28:48,391 --> 00:28:49,653 It can cause cell death as well. 505 00:28:49,726 --> 00:28:51,421 Not spinal cord cells. 506 00:28:51,495 --> 00:28:54,896 At least not before the dose is high enough to kill all his other cells first. 507 00:28:54,965 --> 00:28:58,628 So you're saying the radioactive uranium in his urine is irrelevant. 508 00:28:59,236 --> 00:29:01,670 The sun's radioactive. The earth is radioactive. 509 00:29:01,738 --> 00:29:04,002 This hospital is filled with radiation. 510 00:29:04,074 --> 00:29:06,770 The issue is not where it is, but how much there is, 511 00:29:06,843 --> 00:29:10,074 and what damage that amount can cause in someone's spinal cord. 512 00:29:10,147 --> 00:29:12,775 As I've already stated quite clearly. 513 00:29:12,849 --> 00:29:15,784 Got it. We're all idiots. What's your theory? 514 00:29:15,852 --> 00:29:17,717 Give me your keys. Why? 515 00:29:17,788 --> 00:29:21,417 You ever tried to ride a motorcycle with a distended bladder? 516 00:29:23,593 --> 00:29:27,051 Keep him on antibiotics, check his hearing and paralysis every hour. 517 00:29:27,130 --> 00:29:28,961 So you basically want us to do nothing? 518 00:29:29,032 --> 00:29:30,932 No. I basically want to do nothing. 519 00:29:31,001 --> 00:29:32,628 I want you to keep him on antibiotics 520 00:29:32,702 --> 00:29:35,762 and check his hearing and paralysis every hour. 521 00:29:36,072 --> 00:29:37,869 Wait. You can't go home now. 522 00:29:37,941 --> 00:29:40,034 Actually, I have to go home now. 523 00:29:40,110 --> 00:29:42,203 Its two days past my bedtime. 524 00:29:42,279 --> 00:29:43,940 House, he needs your help. 525 00:29:44,014 --> 00:29:45,504 And I need sleep! 526 00:29:45,582 --> 00:29:48,642 Hey, it's the brain's way of working out problems 527 00:29:48,718 --> 00:29:52,017 that the conscious mind can't solve during the day, remember? 528 00:30:05,001 --> 00:30:06,559 No. Nothing. 529 00:30:10,173 --> 00:30:12,641 I'm gonna die. Aren't I? 530 00:30:17,747 --> 00:30:19,146 No, we're not. 531 00:30:19,216 --> 00:30:22,014 We should start treatment for the uranium toxicity like you said. 532 00:30:22,085 --> 00:30:24,110 But House... Isn't here. 533 00:30:27,557 --> 00:30:30,117 If House wanted to be involved in the case... 534 00:30:32,796 --> 00:30:34,093 he wanted us to start this treatment, 535 00:30:34,164 --> 00:30:36,291 he would have told us to do it the last time you brought it up. 536 00:30:36,366 --> 00:30:38,493 You have a better idea? No. 537 00:30:38,568 --> 00:30:40,468 Then we're going with Chase's. 538 00:32:27,978 --> 00:32:29,707 Tell him not to get the lines tangled. 539 00:32:29,779 --> 00:32:32,339 With an infusion this slow we can't have any kinks in the line. 540 00:32:32,415 --> 00:32:34,315 I went to medical school, too. 541 00:32:38,421 --> 00:32:41,652 Keep your arms on your body. Above your heart. 542 00:32:44,794 --> 00:32:46,762 I can't feel my stomach! 543 00:32:50,066 --> 00:32:53,058 I don't feel that! I don't feel anything! 544 00:32:53,136 --> 00:32:54,728 Paralysis is ascending. 545 00:32:54,838 --> 00:32:56,567 If it keeps going we're gonna need a respirator. 546 00:32:56,639 --> 00:32:59,472 What? What are you saying? Can you breathe? 547 00:33:03,646 --> 00:33:06,206 No. Not yet. 548 00:33:51,628 --> 00:33:54,859 REPORTER.: ... incident on the Garden State Parkway, southbound at exit 91... 549 00:33:54,931 --> 00:33:57,195 So, where were we? 550 00:33:58,401 --> 00:34:00,631 You have a nice night? No. 551 00:34:02,705 --> 00:34:04,366 The paralysis is ascending. 552 00:34:04,441 --> 00:34:06,807 Last check it was nearly to his diaphragm. 553 00:34:06,876 --> 00:34:09,106 Tells us something. Means it's getting worse. 554 00:34:09,179 --> 00:34:10,771 Worse is something. 555 00:34:10,847 --> 00:34:13,111 Also it tells us it's not the uranium. 556 00:34:14,918 --> 00:34:16,476 Did we think it was? 557 00:34:16,553 --> 00:34:20,353 We started him on sodium bicarb to try to flush the uranium out of his system. 558 00:34:20,423 --> 00:34:23,620 Great. Now the fact that he's getting worse tells us nothing. 559 00:34:23,693 --> 00:34:25,160 Never thought it was uranium. 560 00:34:25,228 --> 00:34:27,196 For all we know, the uranium treatment is what's making him... 561 00:34:27,263 --> 00:34:29,629 A sodium bicarb infusion wouldn't have any affect on... 562 00:34:29,699 --> 00:34:31,223 On what? 563 00:34:31,301 --> 00:34:32,859 Kind of hard to say what it wouldn't have an effect on 564 00:34:32,936 --> 00:34:34,563 if you've no idea what's there to affect. 565 00:34:34,637 --> 00:34:36,366 We had to do something. Well, next time, 566 00:34:36,439 --> 00:34:38,566 go with something that has a chance of working. 567 00:34:38,641 --> 00:34:39,835 Like what? 568 00:34:39,909 --> 00:34:42,173 You come up with some brilliant idea while you're warm and cozy 569 00:34:42,245 --> 00:34:44,076 in your bed at home? We need more information. 570 00:34:44,147 --> 00:34:46,547 How much more information could you possibly want? 571 00:34:46,616 --> 00:34:49,710 We have a medical history going all the way back to his great grandparents. 572 00:34:49,786 --> 00:34:52,619 A non-medical history going... It's not enough. 573 00:34:52,689 --> 00:34:54,486 It's all we're gonna get. 574 00:34:57,627 --> 00:34:59,026 Wanna bet? 575 00:35:04,968 --> 00:35:07,436 Who approved a sodium bicarb infusion? 576 00:35:07,504 --> 00:35:09,335 Don't look at me. I was home in bed. 577 00:35:09,405 --> 00:35:11,532 What's wrong? He's unconscious. 578 00:35:11,608 --> 00:35:14,839 His skin has lost all color and his BP and hematocrit are plunging. 579 00:35:14,911 --> 00:35:17,106 He was only on the sodium bicarb... He's bleeding out. 580 00:35:17,180 --> 00:35:19,148 He can't be bleeding out. There's no blood in the bed. 581 00:35:19,215 --> 00:35:20,341 Fine. He's bleeding in. 582 00:35:20,416 --> 00:35:22,145 There's no sign of bruising or internal hemorrhaging. 583 00:35:22,218 --> 00:35:23,879 The paralysis must've reached his diaphragm. 584 00:35:23,953 --> 00:35:25,386 He's not able to oxygenate his blood. 585 00:35:25,455 --> 00:35:28,424 He's not able to oxygenate his blood because he doesn't have any left. 586 00:35:28,491 --> 00:35:29,651 There's no evidence. 587 00:35:29,726 --> 00:35:30,954 The only thing that would explain... 588 00:35:31,027 --> 00:35:32,119 There's no reason for blood loss. 589 00:35:32,195 --> 00:35:33,457 There has to be a reason! 590 00:35:33,530 --> 00:35:36,829 He needs a transfusion. Get me four units of O - negative, stat. 591 00:35:36,900 --> 00:35:38,800 Let's elevate his feet. 592 00:35:38,868 --> 00:35:41,132 He doesn't need a transfusion. 593 00:35:41,204 --> 00:35:44,071 Nobody asked you. In fact, why are you even here? 594 00:35:44,140 --> 00:35:47,109 Because obviously you need my help. Get out. 595 00:35:47,177 --> 00:35:50,340 House, his blood obviously didn't just vanish into... 596 00:35:52,415 --> 00:35:54,280 What the hell is this? 597 00:35:54,984 --> 00:35:56,383 Somebody must have spilled something. 598 00:35:56,452 --> 00:35:59,012 Somebody else should be getting me four units of O-negative, stat. 599 00:35:59,088 --> 00:36:00,953 What the hell is that? 600 00:36:05,061 --> 00:36:07,723 It's a urine catheter collection bag with a rip in it. 601 00:36:07,797 --> 00:36:09,992 What the hell's it look like? 602 00:36:14,971 --> 00:36:16,097 What? 603 00:36:18,074 --> 00:36:20,304 It's just urine. It's sterile. 604 00:36:21,277 --> 00:36:24,542 No one's getting me blood! Why isn't anybody getting me blood? 605 00:36:24,614 --> 00:36:26,206 You're bleeding. 606 00:36:27,984 --> 00:36:30,009 House, are you all right? 607 00:36:33,089 --> 00:36:34,954 Why are you even here? 608 00:36:36,125 --> 00:36:37,683 I'm always here. 609 00:36:39,229 --> 00:36:40,787 No, you're not. 610 00:36:41,664 --> 00:36:44,497 There's a reason. There has to be. 611 00:37:18,134 --> 00:37:19,726 REPORTER.: ... incident on the Garden State Parkway... 612 00:37:19,802 --> 00:37:21,997 So, where were we? 613 00:37:23,506 --> 00:37:24,973 Have a nice night? 614 00:37:25,041 --> 00:37:26,508 Yes, I did. Thank you. 615 00:37:26,576 --> 00:37:28,510 I'm guessing better than our patient. 616 00:37:28,578 --> 00:37:32,105 Probably due to his BP and hematocrit plunging. 617 00:37:32,181 --> 00:37:33,773 How'd you know? 618 00:37:42,425 --> 00:37:45,326 The answer was staring right at us the whole time. 619 00:37:45,395 --> 00:37:47,727 As plain as the nose on our faces. 620 00:37:47,797 --> 00:37:49,389 And the nose on his face. 621 00:37:49,465 --> 00:37:51,296 What's going on? What did he say? 622 00:37:51,367 --> 00:37:54,063 No hairs and cauterization scars. 623 00:37:54,771 --> 00:37:56,238 Which means? 624 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,907 He had it cauterized. How could you know that? 625 00:37:59,976 --> 00:38:01,409 Because it makes sense. 626 00:38:01,477 --> 00:38:04,344 Undoubtedly done to stop the same childhood nosebleeds 627 00:38:04,414 --> 00:38:06,006 that plagued his grandfather. 628 00:38:06,082 --> 00:38:09,984 Undoubtedly because they were both born with hereditary hemorrhagic telangiectasia. 629 00:38:10,053 --> 00:38:11,077 What's he saying? 630 00:38:11,154 --> 00:38:14,351 I'm saying you have a genetic disease that's destroying your capillaries. 631 00:38:14,424 --> 00:38:17,018 That no one in his family's ever been diagnosed with before? 632 00:38:17,093 --> 00:38:19,527 Not surprising, since the most common initial symptoms, 633 00:38:19,595 --> 00:38:21,722 skin rashes and nosebleeds are often written off 634 00:38:21,798 --> 00:38:24,631 as the result of minor trauma or dry weather. 635 00:38:24,701 --> 00:38:28,432 But they can also be the result of his arteries and veins merging together. 636 00:38:28,504 --> 00:38:30,404 He obviously has AVMs. 637 00:38:30,473 --> 00:38:32,168 HOUSE.: AVM near the spine caused the paralysis. 638 00:38:32,241 --> 00:38:35,301 AVM in his lungs prevented his blood from being filtered. 639 00:38:35,378 --> 00:38:37,676 Dirty blood caused the joint pain, fatigue, 640 00:38:37,747 --> 00:38:39,977 and the infections in his mouth and brain. 641 00:38:40,049 --> 00:38:42,609 Nothing that a few surgeries won't clear up. 642 00:38:42,685 --> 00:38:45,620 Get MR angiograms of the aforementioned. 643 00:38:45,688 --> 00:38:48,122 The Marines weren't hiding anything. He was. 644 00:38:48,191 --> 00:38:51,592 Or at least he forgot to mention his bloody tissue issue. 645 00:38:53,396 --> 00:38:56,058 What's going on? What did he say? 646 00:39:01,170 --> 00:39:04,139 Well, looks like solving the case solved your other problem. 647 00:39:04,207 --> 00:39:08,075 There is no medicine like happiness. Except maybe laughter. 648 00:39:08,611 --> 00:39:11,307 Or rubber tubes shoved up your urethra. 649 00:39:11,981 --> 00:39:13,448 You cathed yourself? 650 00:39:13,516 --> 00:39:17,680 It's actually not that bad after the first, I don't know, 9 or 10 inches. 651 00:39:17,754 --> 00:39:20,587 The cath relieved the spasm. I'm good as new. 652 00:39:20,656 --> 00:39:25,093 Of course. Just a minor spasm in a muscle you've been using multiple times a day 653 00:39:25,161 --> 00:39:27,823 without any problems for the past 45 years. 654 00:39:27,897 --> 00:39:33,028 Not a major side effect caused by the overuse of a particular narcotic painkiller. 655 00:39:33,102 --> 00:39:34,933 Yeah. That was my thought, too. 656 00:39:35,004 --> 00:39:40,408 So, no reason to think about cutting back on your use of that particular pill. 657 00:39:40,476 --> 00:39:41,943 Thank God! 658 00:39:42,011 --> 00:39:43,911 Actually, it was the triple dose of the good stuff 659 00:39:43,980 --> 00:39:47,848 that allowed me to finally get some sleep and solve the case. 660 00:39:47,917 --> 00:39:50,112 Pills made all my dreams come true. 661 00:39:50,186 --> 00:39:52,950 You really got the answer in your sleep? 662 00:39:53,156 --> 00:39:56,717 I got one in my sleep. The other one I got in the shower. 663 00:40:02,999 --> 00:40:05,229 I've been thinking about you. 664 00:40:06,636 --> 00:40:07,933 You lied. 665 00:40:08,538 --> 00:40:09,732 I didn't lie. 666 00:40:09,806 --> 00:40:13,742 I simply chose not to share completely irrelevant facts. 667 00:40:13,810 --> 00:40:15,971 Like the fact that you lied. 668 00:40:16,446 --> 00:40:18,778 No wonder I couldn't place his face. 669 00:40:18,848 --> 00:40:21,248 You were practically swallowing it on the dance floor. 670 00:40:21,317 --> 00:40:22,614 I was not. 671 00:40:22,685 --> 00:40:24,243 Talk about the cool uncle. 672 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:27,721 He donates the money and the nephew gets the write-off. 673 00:40:27,790 --> 00:40:30,281 And of course, by write-off, I mean he gets to put your ankles... 674 00:40:30,359 --> 00:40:34,420 This is exactly why I didn't mention our one date over two years ago. 675 00:40:35,665 --> 00:40:37,656 Because of my T-shirt. 676 00:40:37,733 --> 00:40:40,133 Because you are an obnoxious ass. 677 00:40:40,536 --> 00:40:42,401 Because you would have spent the whole time... 678 00:40:42,472 --> 00:40:43,461 That's very smart. 679 00:40:43,539 --> 00:40:46,736 'Cause this way I spent the whole time completely focused on the patient. 680 00:40:46,809 --> 00:40:48,208 How did you even remember him? 681 00:40:48,277 --> 00:40:50,177 We were only at that party for like 10 minutes! 682 00:40:50,246 --> 00:40:51,941 Is this a new health plan? 683 00:40:52,014 --> 00:40:55,575 Service the Dean of Medicine, you get free health care for a year? 684 00:40:57,420 --> 00:40:59,183 Why are you smiling? 685 00:40:59,722 --> 00:41:02,816 You remembered him because he made out with me. 686 00:41:03,993 --> 00:41:05,858 I'm good with faces. 687 00:41:05,928 --> 00:41:08,795 So this plan, is it open to anyone? Is there a co-pay? 688 00:41:08,865 --> 00:41:10,332 You're lousy with faces. 689 00:41:10,399 --> 00:41:13,425 Don't make this about me. This is your humiliation. 690 00:41:13,503 --> 00:41:16,165 So how much for private room coverage? 691 00:41:16,506 --> 00:41:18,030 Get over me. 692 00:41:19,242 --> 00:41:20,937 Give me a break. You hired me... 693 00:41:21,010 --> 00:41:23,638 'Cause you're a good doctor who couldn't get himself hired at a blood bank, 694 00:41:23,713 --> 00:41:25,305 so I got you cheap. 695 00:41:25,381 --> 00:41:28,908 You gave me everything I asked for because one night I gave you everything... 696 00:41:28,985 --> 00:41:32,216 Stop staring at my ass when you think I'm not looking, 697 00:41:32,288 --> 00:41:35,018 showing up at restaurants where I happen to be on a date, 698 00:41:35,091 --> 00:41:37,821 and fantasizing about me in the shower. 699 00:41:37,894 --> 00:41:40,328 That ship sailed long ago, House. 700 00:41:40,963 --> 00:41:42,362 Get over it. 701 00:41:43,799 --> 00:41:45,733 If you're still referring to your ass, 702 00:41:45,801 --> 00:41:49,862 I think that supertanker sailed would be the more precise metaphor. 703 00:42:24,206 --> 00:42:25,230 Sorry. 704 00:42:25,308 --> 00:42:28,106 Just looking for an extra-large trashcan. 705 00:42:34,050 --> 00:42:36,644 Since when does he clean anything up? 706 00:42:47,030 --> 00:42:57,030 K!r! lleXXI [WEB-DL 720p LinkinPark]