1 00:00:25,967 --> 00:00:27,901 Fran? 2 00:00:27,967 --> 00:00:29,068 I'm Robin. 3 00:00:29,134 --> 00:00:30,234 Please come in. 4 00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:35,768 Cute home. 5 00:00:35,834 --> 00:00:37,468 Two bedroom, one bath? 6 00:00:37,535 --> 00:00:38,601 Yeah. 7 00:00:40,368 --> 00:00:41,867 A guy I know collects those. 8 00:00:41,934 --> 00:00:43,702 He says they're worth a fortune on the internet. 9 00:00:43,768 --> 00:00:46,301 Yeah. 10 00:00:46,368 --> 00:00:49,234 You've never used our agency before, have you? 11 00:00:49,301 --> 00:00:50,867 Is it that obvious? 12 00:00:59,934 --> 00:01:01,934 As you can see, we offer 13 00:01:02,001 --> 00:01:03,268 a full range of services. 14 00:01:03,335 --> 00:01:05,234 "Round the world"? 15 00:01:05,301 --> 00:01:06,568 Our Deluxe package 16 00:01:06,635 --> 00:01:08,934 offers all the services of A, B, and C. 17 00:01:13,702 --> 00:01:14,601 How much? 18 00:01:14,668 --> 00:01:16,034 $1,000. 19 00:01:16,101 --> 00:01:17,802 And satisfaction's guaranteed. 20 00:01:17,867 --> 00:01:19,501 Twice. 21 00:01:19,568 --> 00:01:21,601 I'll get the money. 22 00:01:21,668 --> 00:01:23,201 I'll get ready. 23 00:01:35,034 --> 00:01:36,435 Harrington? 24 00:01:38,201 --> 00:01:41,068 Harrington. 25 00:01:41,134 --> 00:01:43,034 What are you doing up there? 26 00:01:43,101 --> 00:01:44,435 All right, now. 27 00:01:44,501 --> 00:01:45,635 Don't take this personally, 28 00:01:45,702 --> 00:01:47,034 but you're gonna have to go— 29 00:01:47,101 --> 00:01:48,034 Fran? 30 00:01:53,301 --> 00:01:54,702 Is this okay? 31 00:01:59,768 --> 00:02:00,934 Fran? 32 00:02:07,768 --> 00:02:09,034 Fran? 33 00:02:09,101 --> 00:02:10,901 Are you all right? 34 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:16,368 Oh, God. 35 00:02:18,168 --> 00:02:19,668 Fran? 36 00:02:46,368 --> 00:02:49,768 Yeah, I—I need an ambulance at 500 North Sycamore. 37 00:02:49,834 --> 00:02:51,535 I don't know. 38 00:02:51,601 --> 00:02:55,335 My... friend collapsed. 39 00:02:56,906 --> 00:03:01,788 House S03E18 40 00:03:03,103 --> 00:03:09,144 www.1000fr.com present 41 00:03:10,937 --> 00:03:20,787 LaoLang 42 00:03:28,522 --> 00:03:29,889 And what were you doing when you fainted? 43 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:33,889 We were just— 44 00:03:33,956 --> 00:03:35,255 Looking for her cat. 45 00:03:37,822 --> 00:03:39,223 And have you banged your head recently? 46 00:03:39,288 --> 00:03:40,655 No. 47 00:03:44,288 --> 00:03:46,355 Is this a motion sickness patch? 48 00:03:46,422 --> 00:03:47,989 I must've forgotten to take it off. 49 00:03:48,056 --> 00:03:49,355 I just got back from a trip. 50 00:03:49,422 --> 00:03:50,822 Oops. 51 00:03:50,889 --> 00:03:53,756 Scopolamine can cause dizziness and blurred vision. 52 00:03:53,822 --> 00:03:56,288 You probably hit your head when you fell 53 00:03:56,355 --> 00:03:57,555 and that caused the blackout. 54 00:03:57,622 --> 00:03:59,189 I thought those patches 55 00:03:59,255 --> 00:04:00,756 were supposed to prevent you from getting sick. 56 00:04:00,822 --> 00:04:02,156 Every drug has a side effect. 57 00:04:02,223 --> 00:04:04,622 But it might be a good idea to keep your eye on her 58 00:04:04,689 --> 00:04:06,489 for the next few hours to make sure she's okay. 59 00:04:06,555 --> 00:04:08,189 Oh, actually I— 60 00:04:08,255 --> 00:04:09,022 She has to get back to work. 61 00:04:10,555 --> 00:04:12,355 Is it important? 62 00:04:12,422 --> 00:04:13,489 We just don't like people to be alone 63 00:04:13,555 --> 00:04:15,989 after they leave here. 64 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:18,722 I'm fine. Really, I'm— 65 00:04:18,789 --> 00:04:19,689 I'm— 66 00:04:19,756 --> 00:04:21,388 Fran? 67 00:04:21,455 --> 00:04:22,388 Fr-Fran? 68 00:04:25,722 --> 00:04:27,255 I got a seizure. Code cart! 69 00:04:27,322 --> 00:04:28,255 What's wrong with her? 70 00:04:28,322 --> 00:04:30,622 I have no idea. 71 00:04:30,689 --> 00:04:32,255 Where's House? 72 00:04:37,156 --> 00:04:40,889 Antique vintner's cane. It cost me $900. 73 00:04:40,956 --> 00:04:42,156 It had a corkscrew in it. 74 00:04:42,223 --> 00:04:44,422 Ah, that would explain the "vintner's" reference. 75 00:04:44,489 --> 00:04:46,856 Could be used as a weapon against the pilot. 76 00:04:46,922 --> 00:04:48,622 Only if you stuck it in a bottle of Zinfandel. 77 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:50,722 You'll get it back when we land. 78 00:04:50,789 --> 00:04:52,922 I want my blankie! I want my blankie! 79 00:04:52,989 --> 00:04:54,622 Give her 20 milligrams of antihistamine. 80 00:04:54,689 --> 00:04:56,022 It could save her life. 81 00:04:56,089 --> 00:04:57,489 Cause if she doesn't shut up, I'll kill her. 82 00:04:57,555 --> 00:04:58,622 Delivering good will 83 00:04:58,689 --> 00:05:00,123 to yet another continent. 84 00:05:00,189 --> 00:05:02,189 You only forced me to deliver a speech, not good will. 85 00:05:02,255 --> 00:05:04,789 You gave a three-minute speech. 86 00:05:04,856 --> 00:05:06,589 You know how much WHO accreditation means 87 00:05:06,655 --> 00:05:07,789 to the hospital? 88 00:05:07,856 --> 00:05:09,989 May have been short, but it had girth. 89 00:05:10,056 --> 00:05:12,622 And the room service thing was just spiteful. 90 00:05:12,689 --> 00:05:15,089 I was hungry. $300 for a bottle of wine. 91 00:05:15,156 --> 00:05:16,322 I was thirsty. 92 00:05:16,388 --> 00:05:18,856 $120 on video services. 93 00:05:18,922 --> 00:05:20,089 I was lonely. 94 00:05:20,156 --> 00:05:23,156 That's $500 in expenses I can't justify. 95 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:25,322 Don't worry. I'll take care of it. 96 00:05:25,388 --> 00:05:26,489 Right. 97 00:05:26,555 --> 00:05:28,355 Here you are, sir. Merlot. 98 00:05:30,655 --> 00:05:31,922 Welcome aboard. 99 00:05:31,989 --> 00:05:36,022 Mr. House, you're right here in 2A. 100 00:05:36,089 --> 00:05:39,489 Ms. Cuddy, you're in the next cabin and to the left, 9C. 101 00:05:39,555 --> 00:05:41,489 No, I booked two first-class tickets. 102 00:05:41,555 --> 00:05:43,089 This must be a mistake. 103 00:05:43,156 --> 00:05:44,722 No mistake. 104 00:05:44,789 --> 00:05:47,123 Just arranged for a $500 fare reduction. 105 00:05:47,189 --> 00:05:48,422 Expense problem solved. 106 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:56,589 Where did you travel? 107 00:05:56,655 --> 00:05:57,956 Duluth. 108 00:05:58,022 --> 00:05:59,388 To visit my sister. 109 00:05:59,455 --> 00:06:01,056 Really? 110 00:06:01,123 --> 00:06:02,455 Is this her artwork? 111 00:06:05,956 --> 00:06:07,689 Fire... butt? 112 00:06:09,089 --> 00:06:10,956 I was a little drunk. 113 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:13,223 Where were you a little drunk? 114 00:06:18,089 --> 00:06:20,889 I turned 58 last March. 115 00:06:20,956 --> 00:06:23,522 Same age my mother was when she died. 116 00:06:23,589 --> 00:06:25,889 Next week I packed a bag. 117 00:06:25,956 --> 00:06:28,223 I went to JFK. Looked at the big board. 118 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:30,422 Took the first plane that went to a warm place. 119 00:06:32,089 --> 00:06:33,322 Caracas. 120 00:06:33,388 --> 00:06:34,856 Oh, my God. 121 00:06:34,922 --> 00:06:36,388 Did you drink the water? 122 00:06:36,455 --> 00:06:37,655 Eat salads? Any raw foods? 123 00:06:37,722 --> 00:06:38,689 Yup. 124 00:06:38,756 --> 00:06:40,056 And? 125 00:06:43,522 --> 00:06:45,722 I also did mescal shooters, 126 00:06:45,789 --> 00:06:47,223 and snorted cocaine 127 00:06:47,288 --> 00:06:49,956 from a homosexual man's stomach. 128 00:06:52,889 --> 00:06:54,056 Did you have sex? 129 00:06:54,123 --> 00:06:56,455 No. 130 00:06:56,522 --> 00:06:58,089 Not with him. 131 00:06:58,156 --> 00:07:01,789 I had sex with El Gordo. 132 00:07:01,856 --> 00:07:02,956 He was a large man. 133 00:07:03,022 --> 00:07:04,856 Oh, my God. 134 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:10,455 I never do things like that. 135 00:07:12,156 --> 00:07:13,589 I should have gone to visit my sister. 136 00:07:13,655 --> 00:07:15,422 It was stupid. 137 00:07:15,489 --> 00:07:17,889 That's why I'm sick, isn't it? 138 00:07:17,956 --> 00:07:20,223 Uh... 139 00:07:20,288 --> 00:07:23,056 it's... possible. 140 00:07:31,388 --> 00:07:33,355 Here you are. Rib eye, medium rare. 141 00:07:33,422 --> 00:07:35,355 Thank you. 142 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:36,355 Some more Pinot Grigio? 143 00:07:36,422 --> 00:07:37,622 Uh, no. 144 00:07:37,689 --> 00:07:39,889 I think I will switch to the Syrah. 145 00:07:54,889 --> 00:07:56,388 Sir, are you all right? 146 00:07:56,455 --> 00:07:57,255 He's drunk. 147 00:08:09,123 --> 00:08:10,756 See? 148 00:08:13,156 --> 00:08:14,889 Does anyone speak Korean? 149 00:08:17,123 --> 00:08:18,223 Is anyone a doctor? 150 00:08:20,355 --> 00:08:21,622 Yes. 151 00:08:24,455 --> 00:08:25,689 I'll go get her. 152 00:08:46,522 --> 00:08:48,223 What do you want? 153 00:08:48,288 --> 00:08:49,922 Did you really think I was gonna leave you 154 00:08:49,989 --> 00:08:51,789 stuck back here for 18 hours? 155 00:08:51,856 --> 00:08:52,856 Go on. Enjoy. 156 00:08:52,922 --> 00:08:53,822 The Vicodin and the wine. 157 00:08:53,889 --> 00:08:54,722 I could sleep anywhere. 158 00:09:02,589 --> 00:09:03,455 Thank you. 159 00:09:08,555 --> 00:09:09,989 We should put her back 160 00:09:10,056 --> 00:09:11,255 on the scopolamine patch. 161 00:09:11,322 --> 00:09:12,288 She can't wear motion sickness patches 162 00:09:12,355 --> 00:09:13,922 for the rest of her life. 163 00:09:13,989 --> 00:09:15,622 No, but if it does relieve her symptoms, 164 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:16,956 it'll narrow down our search. 165 00:09:17,022 --> 00:09:18,856 Ugh, anything else you two guys want to agree on? 166 00:09:18,922 --> 00:09:20,756 You have a problem with us agreeing? 167 00:09:20,822 --> 00:09:23,022 No, I have a problem with the other thing you're doing 168 00:09:23,089 --> 00:09:24,956 which makes me question your motive for agreeing. 169 00:09:25,022 --> 00:09:26,522 I'll put her back on the patch. 170 00:09:26,589 --> 00:09:28,022 What else? It's got to be something neurological. 171 00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:30,255 We should do a CT and look for a brain tumor. 172 00:09:30,322 --> 00:09:32,288 It can also be an allergy or something environmental. 173 00:09:32,355 --> 00:09:33,455 We should check her home. 174 00:09:33,522 --> 00:09:34,822 Bit more likely she got sick in Caracas 175 00:09:34,889 --> 00:09:36,089 than in New Jersey. 176 00:09:36,156 --> 00:09:38,189 Right, I forgot there are no toxins in the U.S. 177 00:09:38,255 --> 00:09:39,856 I think I'm starting to feel sorry for House. 178 00:09:39,922 --> 00:09:41,156 Get a tox screen, 179 00:09:41,223 --> 00:09:43,722 chem 20, STD panel, 180 00:09:43,789 --> 00:09:45,123 blood cultures, then you run a CT, 181 00:09:45,189 --> 00:09:46,388 and you check her house. 182 00:09:48,156 --> 00:09:49,489 Please. 183 00:09:54,956 --> 00:09:56,223 Not funny. 184 00:09:56,288 --> 00:09:58,022 Wasn't supposed to be funny "ha ha." 185 00:09:58,089 --> 00:09:59,989 Fever, headache, 186 00:10:00,056 --> 00:10:02,022 severe abdominal pain, and a rash 187 00:10:02,089 --> 00:10:03,422 all over his lower back. 188 00:10:03,489 --> 00:10:05,388 It's serious. It may be contagious. 189 00:10:05,455 --> 00:10:06,722 Wow. 190 00:10:06,789 --> 00:10:08,856 We just attended a symposium on pandemics 191 00:10:08,922 --> 00:10:10,089 and you run right into one 192 00:10:10,156 --> 00:10:11,123 on the flight home. 193 00:10:11,189 --> 00:10:12,156 Talk about a small world. 194 00:10:12,223 --> 00:10:13,189 If it's meningococcus, 195 00:10:13,255 --> 00:10:14,522 half the passengers on this plane 196 00:10:14,589 --> 00:10:17,089 could get infected and die before we reach New York. 197 00:10:17,156 --> 00:10:18,255 Is someone sick? 198 00:10:18,322 --> 00:10:20,223 No. 199 00:10:20,288 --> 00:10:21,822 Someone has a hangov. 200 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,956 He had a snoot-load of Bloody Marys before dinner. 201 00:10:26,189 --> 00:10:27,889 Watch the movie. 202 00:10:30,889 --> 00:10:32,956 That booze did not give him the rash. 203 00:10:33,022 --> 00:10:34,756 It is textbook meningococcus. 204 00:10:34,822 --> 00:10:36,589 It's also textbook allergic reaction 205 00:10:36,655 --> 00:10:38,455 to pollen, peanuts, 206 00:10:38,522 --> 00:10:41,722 semen-stained polyester blanket he's lying on. 207 00:10:41,789 --> 00:10:43,756 Mr. Peng's throwing up again. 208 00:10:43,822 --> 00:10:44,889 We have to turn around. 209 00:10:44,956 --> 00:10:45,956 What? 210 00:10:46,022 --> 00:10:47,322 Why do we have to turn ar—? 211 00:10:47,388 --> 00:10:48,722 We don't. You misunderstood. 212 00:10:48,789 --> 00:10:50,522 Dr. Cuddy just meant 213 00:10:50,589 --> 00:10:51,822 that he might feel less nauseous 214 00:10:51,889 --> 00:10:53,355 if he was facing in a different direction. 215 00:10:53,422 --> 00:10:55,156 She didn't mean to panic a planeload of people. 216 00:10:55,223 --> 00:10:57,156 We're about to head over the North Pole. 217 00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:59,889 We don't turn back now, the next ER's 15 hours away. 218 00:10:59,956 --> 00:11:00,956 He'll be fine. 219 00:11:01,022 --> 00:11:02,156 I'm a doctor too. 220 00:11:02,223 --> 00:11:03,555 You haven't examined him. 221 00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:05,223 Korean male, mid-thirties, 5'9, 222 00:11:05,288 --> 00:11:06,822 160, bald, 223 00:11:06,889 --> 00:11:08,522 scar on the right side of his jaw, 224 00:11:08,589 --> 00:11:10,156 medic alert bracelet on his left wrist 225 00:11:10,223 --> 00:11:12,422 indicating that he is allergic to at least, penicillin. 226 00:11:12,489 --> 00:11:14,388 Without any way to do an LP, 227 00:11:14,455 --> 00:11:16,622 or rule out meningococcus, our only choice 228 00:11:16,689 --> 00:11:17,956 is to assume the worst. 229 00:11:18,022 --> 00:11:19,388 Good point. 230 00:11:19,455 --> 00:11:22,756 On the other hand, I am a board certified specialist in infectious disease. 231 00:11:22,822 --> 00:11:24,655 She assigns parking spaces. 232 00:11:27,722 --> 00:11:29,622 Please let me know if he gets any worse. 233 00:11:46,589 --> 00:11:47,756 Think we should feed the cat? 234 00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:51,123 Bowl's full. 235 00:11:51,189 --> 00:11:52,722 If he wants it, he can get it. 236 00:11:52,789 --> 00:11:53,889 Cadmium yellow? 237 00:11:53,956 --> 00:11:55,189 Heavy metal poisoning 238 00:11:55,255 --> 00:11:56,956 would explain the ataxia and the seizures. 239 00:11:57,022 --> 00:11:59,022 Not unless she was painting with her tongue. 240 00:11:59,089 --> 00:12:00,856 Is Foreman right? 241 00:12:00,922 --> 00:12:03,589 Did you agree with me because of our relationship? 242 00:12:03,655 --> 00:12:05,123 Relationship? 243 00:12:05,189 --> 00:12:06,989 You know what I mean. 244 00:12:07,056 --> 00:12:09,622 You mean because of our lack of a relationship? 245 00:12:09,689 --> 00:12:11,689 I mean because we're having sex. 246 00:12:11,756 --> 00:12:13,589 Yes, Foreman's right. 247 00:12:13,655 --> 00:12:16,655 I thought you were completely wrong about the medicine, 248 00:12:16,722 --> 00:12:18,555 but agreed with you anyway, because I figured 249 00:12:18,622 --> 00:12:20,789 then you'd do me in some old lady's home. 250 00:12:20,856 --> 00:12:22,355 Then well played. 251 00:12:24,089 --> 00:12:25,989 Come on, we're supposed to be looking for toxins. 252 00:12:28,056 --> 00:12:30,655 We agreed it was a brain tumor. 253 00:12:30,722 --> 00:12:32,388 What? 254 00:12:34,422 --> 00:12:36,156 He's watching. 255 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,322 Haven't you had anybody watch before? 256 00:12:57,255 --> 00:12:58,589 Is that guy really sick? 257 00:12:58,655 --> 00:13:00,089 No, he's all better. 258 00:13:00,156 --> 00:13:00,989 I don't believe you. 259 00:13:03,822 --> 00:13:05,022 Look that way. 260 00:13:05,089 --> 00:13:06,455 Why? 261 00:13:06,522 --> 00:13:07,522 Cause you're gonna throw up 262 00:13:07,589 --> 00:13:09,422 and I don't want it on me. 263 00:13:22,522 --> 00:13:24,255 I'll get some towels. 264 00:13:24,322 --> 00:13:25,822 Give her a banana. 265 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,455 Monkey see, monkey barf. 266 00:13:27,522 --> 00:13:28,489 You smell vomit— 267 00:13:33,455 --> 00:13:35,422 Okay. 268 00:13:35,489 --> 00:13:37,123 I wasn't expecting that. 269 00:13:43,345 --> 00:13:44,679 I need help. 270 00:13:44,746 --> 00:13:46,879 Who doesn't? 271 00:13:46,946 --> 00:13:48,445 I need someone to talk to. 272 00:13:52,512 --> 00:13:54,379 Can you say... 273 00:13:54,445 --> 00:13:55,812 "Crikey, mate"? 274 00:13:55,879 --> 00:13:57,312 Crikey, mate. 275 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,379 Perfect. 276 00:13:58,445 --> 00:13:59,712 No matter what I say, 277 00:13:59,779 --> 00:14:01,078 you agree with me, okay? 278 00:14:01,145 --> 00:14:02,746 O-kay. 279 00:14:02,812 --> 00:14:04,712 Nicely done. 280 00:14:04,779 --> 00:14:07,345 You disagree with everything I say. 281 00:14:07,412 --> 00:14:09,013 Sorry. 282 00:14:09,078 --> 00:14:10,479 Not understanding. 283 00:14:10,546 --> 00:14:11,846 That's close enough. 284 00:14:11,913 --> 00:14:13,312 And you... 285 00:14:13,379 --> 00:14:15,312 get morally outraged at everything I say. 286 00:14:15,379 --> 00:14:16,712 That's permanent marker, you know? 287 00:14:16,779 --> 00:14:20,879 Wow. You guys are good. 288 00:14:20,946 --> 00:14:22,779 We are looking 289 00:14:22,846 --> 00:14:25,579 for the simplest way to explain these symptoms. 290 00:14:28,112 --> 00:14:29,913 Organophosphate poisoning. 291 00:14:29,979 --> 00:14:31,078 Some international flights 292 00:14:31,145 --> 00:14:32,979 spray pesticides. 293 00:14:33,078 --> 00:14:35,779 Uh, could be. 294 00:14:35,846 --> 00:14:37,846 Sorry, English not so nice. 295 00:14:37,913 --> 00:14:38,913 Is this a joke? 296 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,112 Just passed the halfway mark. 297 00:14:40,178 --> 00:14:41,612 Can't turn around. 298 00:14:41,679 --> 00:14:43,279 Nice call. No worries. 299 00:14:43,345 --> 00:14:45,579 We think it's pesticide poisoning. 300 00:14:45,646 --> 00:14:46,512 We don't spray these flights. 301 00:14:46,579 --> 00:14:47,979 Dramamine overdose. 302 00:14:48,045 --> 00:14:49,078 Wouldn't explain the fever. 303 00:14:49,145 --> 00:14:50,345 Jet lag. 304 00:14:50,412 --> 00:14:51,312 Wouldn't explain the abdominal pain. 305 00:14:51,379 --> 00:14:53,178 Deep vein thrombosis. 306 00:14:53,245 --> 00:14:54,812 Wouldn't explain the nausea. 307 00:14:54,879 --> 00:14:56,212 Food poisoning. What was on the menu? 308 00:14:56,279 --> 00:14:57,646 Steak and sea bass in first class. 309 00:14:57,712 --> 00:14:59,546 Fettuccini and seafood kebabs in economy. 310 00:14:59,612 --> 00:15:01,345 Since when does food poisoning cause a rash? 311 00:15:01,412 --> 00:15:03,412 Sea bass, seafood kebabs? 312 00:15:03,479 --> 00:15:04,846 He had the sea bass. 313 00:15:04,913 --> 00:15:06,512 Please tell me she had the kebabs. 314 00:15:06,579 --> 00:15:07,913 I think so. 315 00:15:07,979 --> 00:15:10,512 Ciguatera poisoning. 316 00:15:10,579 --> 00:15:13,178 It's an instant onset toxin. 317 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,779 Symptoms include 'E' all of the above. 318 00:15:15,846 --> 00:15:17,112 It's only found in certain kinds 319 00:15:17,178 --> 00:15:19,345 of tropical game fish such as... 320 00:15:19,412 --> 00:15:20,679 Sea bass? 321 00:15:20,746 --> 00:15:22,479 Make sure you get a resume from him. 322 00:15:27,345 --> 00:15:28,746 Hello. 323 00:15:28,812 --> 00:15:30,379 Excuse me. 324 00:15:30,445 --> 00:15:31,679 Ladies and gentlemen, 325 00:15:31,746 --> 00:15:33,679 I have a brief announcement concerning your meals. 326 00:15:33,746 --> 00:15:36,579 If you ate the sea bass or the seafood kebabs, 327 00:15:36,646 --> 00:15:38,445 you have ingested a dangerous toxin. 328 00:15:38,512 --> 00:15:40,579 However, if you proceed to the restrooms, 329 00:15:40,646 --> 00:15:41,846 both on your left and right 330 00:15:41,913 --> 00:15:43,345 and in the rear of the plane 331 00:15:43,412 --> 00:15:45,279 and vomit as soon as possible, the toxic effect 332 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,279 should be minimal. 333 00:15:50,913 --> 00:15:52,946 Thank you and have a pleasant flight. 334 00:15:54,379 --> 00:15:56,913 Meningococcus makes just as much sense. 335 00:15:56,979 --> 00:15:58,746 I know. 336 00:16:08,212 --> 00:16:09,913 What'd you find? 337 00:16:09,979 --> 00:16:11,746 Nothing in her house. Big waste of time. 338 00:16:11,812 --> 00:16:13,579 Medically. 339 00:16:13,646 --> 00:16:15,078 CT was a complete waste. 340 00:16:15,145 --> 00:16:16,546 She was negative for tumors, 341 00:16:16,612 --> 00:16:17,879 her blood was negative for drugs, 342 00:16:17,946 --> 00:16:19,579 heavy metals, tropical diseases, 343 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,279 food poisoning, and STDs. 344 00:16:21,345 --> 00:16:23,379 Also no sign of lead poisoning or sepsis. 345 00:16:23,445 --> 00:16:25,245 Apparently, Venezuelan tattoo parlors 346 00:16:25,312 --> 00:16:26,946 have standards after all. 347 00:16:27,013 --> 00:16:28,779 Good to know. 348 00:16:28,846 --> 00:16:30,479 We sure she's even sick? 349 00:16:30,546 --> 00:16:32,846 Two more seizures in the last two hours. 350 00:16:32,913 --> 00:16:34,479 Which is slower than she was having them 351 00:16:34,546 --> 00:16:35,746 before you put the patch back on. 352 00:16:38,412 --> 00:16:39,913 I'm an idiot. 353 00:16:39,979 --> 00:16:41,445 She's exposed herself to so much crap, 354 00:16:41,512 --> 00:16:43,512 I just assumed it was a zebra. 355 00:16:43,579 --> 00:16:45,712 It's breast cancer. 356 00:16:45,779 --> 00:16:47,345 Since when is breast cancer 357 00:16:47,412 --> 00:16:48,646 treatable byion sickness meds? 358 00:16:48,712 --> 00:16:49,646 It's not. 359 00:16:49,712 --> 00:16:51,145 But the inflammation caused 360 00:16:51,212 --> 00:16:52,979 by the paraneoplastic syndrome 361 00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:54,546 caused by the cancer can be reduced 362 00:16:54,612 --> 00:16:56,112 by anticholinergics. 363 00:17:03,345 --> 00:17:05,078 Hey, here you go. 364 00:17:05,145 --> 00:17:06,112 Is he gonna die? 365 00:17:08,245 --> 00:17:09,946 We're doing all we can. 366 00:17:10,013 --> 00:17:11,546 We don't know what's wrong with him yet. 367 00:17:11,612 --> 00:17:13,312 Am I gonna die? 368 00:17:13,379 --> 00:17:15,279 No. Here, chew on these. 369 00:17:23,579 --> 00:17:27,045 Good news is all the pilots are red meat men. 370 00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:30,646 Although I was kind of looking forward to landing this puppy myself. 371 00:17:30,712 --> 00:17:32,045 Peng's getting worse. 372 00:17:32,112 --> 00:17:34,078 Ow. That makes sense. 373 00:17:34,145 --> 00:17:35,979 First class ate before coach. 374 00:17:36,045 --> 00:17:38,579 He digested more of his food before he threw up. 375 00:17:38,646 --> 00:17:40,112 Or you're wrong and we're gonna start seeing 376 00:17:40,178 --> 00:17:41,946 neurological symptoms soon. 377 00:17:42,013 --> 00:17:44,345 Seizures, paralysis, ataxia. 378 00:17:47,112 --> 00:17:48,546 We're not gonna see ataxia. 379 00:17:48,612 --> 00:17:50,013 You're so sure you're right. 380 00:17:50,078 --> 00:17:51,946 No, it's just hard to show clumsiness 381 00:17:52,013 --> 00:17:55,078 when you're lying moaning in the fetal position. 382 00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,412 Hey! Sss— 383 00:18:01,479 --> 00:18:02,412 Stand up! 384 00:18:04,245 --> 00:18:05,412 Nobody speak Korean on this flight? 385 00:18:05,479 --> 00:18:07,045 I assumed you did. 386 00:18:07,112 --> 00:18:09,178 I know how to ask him if his sister's over 18. 387 00:18:09,245 --> 00:18:11,078 I don't think that's gonna help. Hey! 388 00:18:11,145 --> 00:18:12,546 Stand up! 389 00:18:12,612 --> 00:18:13,879 Stand up. 390 00:18:16,546 --> 00:18:18,379 Don't play the cripple card with me. 391 00:18:38,746 --> 00:18:40,812 Oh, hi. 392 00:18:40,879 --> 00:18:42,345 I'm leaving. 393 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:43,612 Work. 394 00:18:43,679 --> 00:18:45,279 Oh, okay. 395 00:18:45,345 --> 00:18:46,279 Important client. 396 00:18:46,345 --> 00:18:47,546 Sure. 397 00:18:53,013 --> 00:18:54,512 Um, listen... 398 00:18:58,546 --> 00:18:59,812 are you close? 399 00:18:59,879 --> 00:19:01,579 Why? 400 00:19:04,779 --> 00:19:06,279 She needs a mammogram. 401 00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:09,178 Oh, God. 402 00:19:09,245 --> 00:19:11,612 I know I'm throwing a lot at you. 403 00:19:11,679 --> 00:19:13,512 She just has no family in town. 404 00:19:13,579 --> 00:19:17,812 And I really think she could use a friend right now. 405 00:19:28,445 --> 00:19:30,646 Okay, put your hand here. 406 00:19:34,812 --> 00:19:37,646 You don't have to stay. 407 00:19:37,712 --> 00:19:40,078 No, it's... no problem. 408 00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:41,913 But why? 409 00:19:41,979 --> 00:19:45,445 You don't even know me. 410 00:19:45,512 --> 00:19:47,412 You gotta be scared. 411 00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,512 I almost hope it's breast cancer. 412 00:19:51,579 --> 00:19:52,646 No. 413 00:19:52,712 --> 00:19:53,779 Then it wouldn't be my fault. 414 00:19:53,846 --> 00:19:56,412 Whatever it is, it's not your fault. 415 00:19:56,479 --> 00:19:58,412 That's not true. 416 00:19:58,479 --> 00:20:01,013 You can control things. 417 00:20:01,078 --> 00:20:02,546 Not everything. 418 00:20:02,612 --> 00:20:05,045 But you don't have to take stupid risks. 419 00:20:05,112 --> 00:20:06,579 I was being an idiot. 420 00:20:06,646 --> 00:20:07,779 You were having fun. 421 00:20:09,779 --> 00:20:12,445 You have regrets? 422 00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:15,412 Yeah. 423 00:20:16,779 --> 00:20:18,212 Robin. 424 00:20:28,913 --> 00:20:30,279 Hold still. 425 00:20:35,679 --> 00:20:36,812 Good. 426 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,479 Okay, we're gonna get just one more. 427 00:20:40,546 --> 00:20:42,479 Sorry, I know it hurts. 428 00:20:42,546 --> 00:20:44,078 It's not that. 429 00:20:44,145 --> 00:20:45,846 It's my eye. 430 00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:49,178 My right eye, I— 431 00:20:49,245 --> 00:20:50,679 I can't see. 432 00:20:54,178 --> 00:20:55,512 It's definitely ataxia. 433 00:20:55,579 --> 00:20:57,145 It's definitely a rash. 434 00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:59,078 You want to look at it for five more minutes 435 00:20:59,145 --> 00:21:00,612 before concluding it's also definitely a leg. 436 00:21:00,679 --> 00:21:02,078 Thin leg. It's been in a cast. 437 00:21:02,145 --> 00:21:03,379 So? 438 00:21:03,445 --> 00:21:04,679 So it could be radiation poisoning. 439 00:21:04,746 --> 00:21:05,979 From a broken leg? 440 00:21:06,045 --> 00:21:07,412 From the X-rays they took of it. 441 00:21:07,479 --> 00:21:09,045 He could break every bone in his body 442 00:21:09,112 --> 00:21:10,045 and still not have enough X-rays 443 00:21:10,112 --> 00:21:11,112 to cause radiation sickness. 444 00:21:11,178 --> 00:21:12,379 Unless those X-rays 445 00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:14,445 were performed in "Wankoff", North Korea 446 00:21:14,512 --> 00:21:16,112 by a third-grade dropout 447 00:21:16,178 --> 00:21:17,212 with a 50-year-old imager. 448 00:21:17,279 --> 00:21:18,812 Which accounts for the absence of fur. 449 00:21:18,879 --> 00:21:20,746 Radiation poisoning accounts for all the symptoms. 450 00:21:20,812 --> 00:21:21,579 I have hair. 451 00:21:21,646 --> 00:21:23,479 I haven't had an X-ray 452 00:21:23,546 --> 00:21:24,846 since I got my teeth whitened. 453 00:21:24,913 --> 00:21:27,045 You're pregnant. 454 00:21:27,112 --> 00:21:28,412 I'm what? 455 00:21:28,479 --> 00:21:30,812 Explains the nausea, abdominal pains, fever. 456 00:21:30,879 --> 00:21:34,312 And why you're stuffing your 36Cs into a 34B bra. 457 00:21:34,379 --> 00:21:35,712 And her rash? 458 00:21:35,779 --> 00:21:37,712 PUPPS. A common pregnancy rash. 459 00:21:37,779 --> 00:21:39,013 I can't be pregnant. 460 00:21:39,078 --> 00:21:40,045 You a virgin? 461 00:21:40,112 --> 00:21:41,078 No, but— 462 00:21:41,145 --> 00:21:42,345 You're pregnant. 463 00:21:42,412 --> 00:21:44,045 Mazel tov. Let's get him into the chair. 464 00:21:45,946 --> 00:21:48,512 Two different diagnoses. 465 00:21:48,579 --> 00:21:50,045 I thought you didn't believe in coincidences. 466 00:21:50,112 --> 00:21:51,913 I believe in statistics. 467 00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:54,579 200 passengers on the plane. 468 00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,379 10 should be gay, 469 00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:58,178 two should be with child, 470 00:21:58,245 --> 00:21:59,779 and one should be incredibly annoying 471 00:21:59,846 --> 00:22:00,946 with an extra ass chromosome. 472 00:22:01,013 --> 00:22:02,312 House. 473 00:22:02,379 --> 00:22:04,345 Get him some iodized salt to protect his thyroid. 474 00:22:04,412 --> 00:22:06,879 I'm going back— House. 475 00:22:08,145 --> 00:22:09,312 You're wrong. 476 00:22:27,151 --> 00:22:28,585 I said we should've turned back. 477 00:22:28,651 --> 00:22:30,084 You should have listened to me. 478 00:22:30,151 --> 00:22:31,551 Now we're eight miles over the Arctic— 479 00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:33,251 I'm trying to listen to you now, 480 00:22:33,318 --> 00:22:34,484 so shut up. 481 00:22:37,618 --> 00:22:39,117 Heart's fine. 482 00:22:39,184 --> 00:22:42,585 Breasts are firm. 483 00:22:42,651 --> 00:22:43,952 Is it contagious? 484 00:22:44,018 --> 00:22:45,318 A lot of the passengers are scared. 485 00:22:45,384 --> 00:22:47,117 Tell them there's nothing to worry about. 486 00:22:47,184 --> 00:22:48,284 Is there something to worry about? 487 00:22:48,351 --> 00:22:51,318 Yeah. 488 00:22:51,384 --> 00:22:53,084 Tell them there's nothing to worry about. 489 00:22:53,151 --> 00:22:54,518 Get me a flash light. 490 00:22:59,018 --> 00:23:00,885 Cover your left eye with this. 491 00:23:09,918 --> 00:23:11,318 Mm— 492 00:23:11,384 --> 00:23:12,451 Photophobia! 493 00:23:12,518 --> 00:23:14,651 Symptom of meningitis. 494 00:23:14,718 --> 00:23:16,052 We need antibiotics. 495 00:23:16,151 --> 00:23:17,885 I'll call down to the pharmacy. 496 00:23:21,785 --> 00:23:23,318 You're creeping me out. 497 00:23:23,384 --> 00:23:25,284 Then get me a lab. 498 00:23:25,351 --> 00:23:27,384 Pseudomonas smell yeasty. 499 00:23:27,451 --> 00:23:29,184 Staph smells musty. 500 00:23:29,251 --> 00:23:32,751 Some liver diseases smell of ammonia. 501 00:23:32,818 --> 00:23:34,818 House, I'm not in heat. 502 00:23:34,885 --> 00:23:37,117 Citrusy on the nose, 503 00:23:37,184 --> 00:23:38,985 with a blush of toasted coconut. 504 00:23:50,952 --> 00:23:52,918 I need to get a better look at your rash. 505 00:23:52,985 --> 00:23:54,318 Use your imagination. 506 00:23:54,384 --> 00:23:56,318 Fine, shall I go with lifeguard Cuddy 507 00:23:56,384 --> 00:23:58,785 or Mother Superior Cuddy? 508 00:23:58,851 --> 00:24:01,284 Three more passengers are sick. 509 00:24:01,351 --> 00:24:02,685 If we don't get drugs, 510 00:24:02,751 --> 00:24:04,318 we're gonna have a lot of dead passengers. 511 00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:13,618 Blindness in her right eye 512 00:24:13,685 --> 00:24:15,117 indicates it's not breast cancer. 513 00:24:15,184 --> 00:24:16,418 It's likely neurological. 514 00:24:16,484 --> 00:24:17,885 I just met her today. 515 00:24:21,052 --> 00:24:22,451 Huh. 516 00:24:30,018 --> 00:24:31,318 You should go. 517 00:24:31,384 --> 00:24:32,851 She needs someone here. 518 00:24:32,918 --> 00:24:34,151 That's not your job. 519 00:24:57,718 --> 00:24:59,651 Please let me know that she's okay. 520 00:25:07,251 --> 00:25:08,151 It's just sex. 521 00:25:08,217 --> 00:25:09,885 There's no such thing. 522 00:25:09,952 --> 00:25:12,084 Other eye. 523 00:25:12,151 --> 00:25:13,318 Are you saying women can't separate 524 00:25:13,384 --> 00:25:14,685 the physical from the emotional? 525 00:25:14,751 --> 00:25:16,818 No one does it well. Women do it worse. 526 00:25:16,885 --> 00:25:18,084 You just want us to stop, 527 00:25:18,151 --> 00:25:19,151 because you think it's affecting— 528 00:25:19,217 --> 00:25:21,851 Me. Yeah. 529 00:25:23,885 --> 00:25:25,284 Polyspikes over 01 and 02. 530 00:25:25,351 --> 00:25:26,618 That's her left eye. 531 00:25:26,685 --> 00:25:28,151 Burst suppression 532 00:25:28,217 --> 00:25:29,052 on every lead. 533 00:25:32,284 --> 00:25:33,718 Fran? 534 00:25:37,318 --> 00:25:38,851 She's comatose. 535 00:25:41,618 --> 00:25:43,351 Nothing... 536 00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:45,851 nothing... 537 00:25:45,918 --> 00:25:47,418 nothing. 538 00:25:47,484 --> 00:25:49,751 Come on, nobody has no meds. 539 00:25:52,651 --> 00:25:54,084 Excuse me. 540 00:25:54,151 --> 00:25:55,084 Open your mouth. 541 00:25:57,585 --> 00:25:58,685 Where is the acyclovir? 542 00:25:58,751 --> 00:26:00,052 I'm not on any meds. 543 00:26:00,117 --> 00:26:01,151 Well, you'd better get some. 544 00:26:01,217 --> 00:26:02,418 You've got herpes. 545 00:26:12,985 --> 00:26:14,985 Oh, what do you know? He's got some. 546 00:26:15,052 --> 00:26:17,585 This must be your lucky day. 547 00:26:17,651 --> 00:26:19,251 This is for real! 548 00:26:19,318 --> 00:26:20,751 People are sick. 549 00:26:20,818 --> 00:26:23,151 Some of us will be deplaning in body bags 550 00:26:23,217 --> 00:26:24,685 unless you cough up. 551 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:28,151 Thank you... thank you. 552 00:26:28,217 --> 00:26:32,084 Thank you. 553 00:26:32,151 --> 00:26:33,885 God bless you. 554 00:26:33,952 --> 00:26:35,084 Her brain is shutting down 555 00:26:35,151 --> 00:26:36,785 because of intercranial pressure. 556 00:26:36,851 --> 00:26:38,151 Or her nerves are dying. 557 00:26:38,217 --> 00:26:39,184 Because of the increased pressure. 558 00:26:39,251 --> 00:26:40,885 She has a bleed in her brain. 559 00:26:40,952 --> 00:26:42,885 You said the CT showed— No tumors. 560 00:26:42,952 --> 00:26:44,985 But if she has an AVM leading to a cerebral hemorrhage, 561 00:26:45,052 --> 00:26:46,151 we could have missed it. 562 00:26:46,217 --> 00:26:47,518 She needs a burr hole to relieve— 563 00:26:47,585 --> 00:26:48,818 You want to drill 564 00:26:48,885 --> 00:26:50,284 in her brain because of an invisible bleed 565 00:26:50,351 --> 00:26:51,585 the CT couldn't see? 566 00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:53,052 We should do an LP to confirm 567 00:26:53,117 --> 00:26:54,985 the presence of red blood cells. 568 00:26:55,052 --> 00:26:56,685 And her brain herniates and then she dies. 569 00:26:56,751 --> 00:26:58,251 Right, better to kill her in the OR. 570 00:26:58,318 --> 00:26:59,818 Chase, what do you think? 571 00:26:59,885 --> 00:27:00,952 Here's a cliffhanger. 572 00:27:02,885 --> 00:27:04,885 I think it'd help to know what she has 573 00:27:04,952 --> 00:27:06,585 before we start digging into her brain. 574 00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:10,952 Might be better to play it safe to start. 575 00:27:11,018 --> 00:27:12,551 Do an LP. 576 00:27:14,284 --> 00:27:15,851 Sex better be damn good. 577 00:27:23,618 --> 00:27:24,985 Lotta apples, 578 00:27:25,052 --> 00:27:27,084 not many candy bars. 579 00:27:27,151 --> 00:27:28,618 Any antibiotics? 580 00:27:28,685 --> 00:27:30,751 Three caps of augmentin. 581 00:27:30,818 --> 00:27:33,318 There are six patients. 582 00:27:33,384 --> 00:27:35,585 Give them to Peng. 583 00:27:35,651 --> 00:27:37,418 He's allergic to penicillin. 584 00:27:37,484 --> 00:27:39,451 The first aid kit has two epi pens. 585 00:27:39,518 --> 00:27:40,751 If he has a severe reaction, 586 00:27:40,818 --> 00:27:41,885 ten epi pens won't save him, 587 00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:42,885 you take the pills. 588 00:27:42,952 --> 00:27:44,184 He's worse. 589 00:27:44,251 --> 00:27:45,952 He's a guy who doesn't speak English. 590 00:27:46,018 --> 00:27:47,318 Give him the meds. 591 00:27:47,384 --> 00:27:49,585 If it's not meningitis, we're risking his life 592 00:27:49,651 --> 00:27:50,985 and flushing meds down the toilet. 593 00:27:51,052 --> 00:27:52,651 Then do an LP on him. 594 00:27:52,718 --> 00:27:54,451 If it's clear, you win. 595 00:27:54,518 --> 00:27:55,751 If it's cloudy, 596 00:27:55,818 --> 00:27:59,284 he gets the augmentin and we risk a reaction. 597 00:27:59,351 --> 00:28:01,785 Sounds like a plan. 598 00:28:01,851 --> 00:28:04,217 Oh, except for the part where we don't have an LP needle. 599 00:28:04,284 --> 00:28:05,518 Oh, and the shaking of the plane 600 00:28:05,585 --> 00:28:07,318 means I'll probably pierce his spinal cord 601 00:28:07,384 --> 00:28:08,851 and cripple him for life, 602 00:28:08,918 --> 00:28:11,718 but, I mean, it totally sounds like a plan. 603 00:28:11,785 --> 00:28:13,052 You're right. 604 00:28:15,084 --> 00:28:17,518 Let him die. Give me the meds. 605 00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:40,117 Got it. 606 00:29:40,184 --> 00:29:42,217 Damn. 607 00:29:42,284 --> 00:29:43,484 What is it? 608 00:29:43,551 --> 00:29:44,818 Shut up. 609 00:29:44,885 --> 00:29:46,052 Don't get hysterical. 610 00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:47,551 Just tell me what the hell it is. 611 00:29:47,618 --> 00:29:49,851 House! 612 00:29:49,918 --> 00:29:51,785 We should have turned back. 613 00:29:51,851 --> 00:29:53,351 We should have turned back! 614 00:29:55,151 --> 00:29:56,585 House! 615 00:30:01,851 --> 00:30:02,718 Hold this. 616 00:30:10,284 --> 00:30:12,151 Ladies and gentlemen, 617 00:30:12,217 --> 00:30:14,284 we have a passenger with a confirmed case 618 00:30:14,351 --> 00:30:16,284 of bacterial meningitis. 619 00:30:16,351 --> 00:30:18,217 And even if we land as soon as possible, 620 00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:21,052 the passenger will not survive. 621 00:30:21,117 --> 00:30:22,785 It's very likely that some of you 622 00:30:22,851 --> 00:30:25,418 have been infected as well. 623 00:30:25,484 --> 00:30:26,851 As soon as you start feeling symptoms, 624 00:30:26,918 --> 00:30:28,918 we need to isolate you in the first class cabin. 625 00:30:28,985 --> 00:30:31,918 Fever, rash, nausea, 626 00:30:31,985 --> 00:30:35,084 and in the late stages... 627 00:30:35,151 --> 00:30:37,518 tremor in the left hand. 628 00:30:38,851 --> 00:30:39,952 I have that. 629 00:30:40,018 --> 00:30:42,018 Oh, God. 630 00:30:42,084 --> 00:30:43,751 No! 631 00:30:45,785 --> 00:30:48,052 What do we do? 632 00:30:48,117 --> 00:30:50,318 Break out the bubbly. 633 00:30:50,384 --> 00:30:52,318 Yo! Listen up! 634 00:30:54,985 --> 00:30:56,217 Bad news is 635 00:30:56,284 --> 00:30:57,551 you have an illness. 636 00:30:57,618 --> 00:31:00,451 The good news is, it's not meningitis. 637 00:31:00,518 --> 00:31:02,751 It's not fatal. 638 00:31:02,818 --> 00:31:04,518 It's just embarrassing. 639 00:31:04,585 --> 00:31:05,952 It's conversion disorder. 640 00:31:06,018 --> 00:31:07,084 Or commonly known 641 00:31:07,151 --> 00:31:09,651 as mass hysteria. 642 00:31:09,718 --> 00:31:12,451 It happens often in high anxiety situations, 643 00:31:12,518 --> 00:31:13,651 especially to women. 644 00:31:13,718 --> 00:31:14,918 I know it sounds sexist, 645 00:31:14,985 --> 00:31:16,384 but science says you're weak and soft, 646 00:31:16,451 --> 00:31:17,785 what can I do? 647 00:31:17,851 --> 00:31:19,618 House, you're wrong. 648 00:31:19,685 --> 00:31:21,284 Look at my hand. 649 00:31:21,351 --> 00:31:24,151 Yeah, look at her hand. Shaking left hand. 650 00:31:24,217 --> 00:31:25,284 What is that a symptom of? 651 00:31:25,351 --> 00:31:26,551 Not meningitis. 652 00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:28,251 It's basically a symptom of nothing. 653 00:31:28,318 --> 00:31:29,685 She put the idea into their heads 654 00:31:29,751 --> 00:31:30,885 and watched it happen. 655 00:31:30,952 --> 00:31:32,618 Same thing that Peng cruelly did 656 00:31:32,685 --> 00:31:34,018 with the puking and the rash. 657 00:31:34,084 --> 00:31:35,151 The rash is in my head? 658 00:31:35,217 --> 00:31:36,985 Your mind controls your body. 659 00:31:37,052 --> 00:31:38,251 It thinks you're sick, 660 00:31:38,318 --> 00:31:39,451 it makes you sick. 661 00:31:43,084 --> 00:31:45,585 If—If you'll all just calm down, 662 00:31:45,651 --> 00:31:47,818 your symptoms will soon go away. 663 00:31:47,885 --> 00:31:50,284 And to facilitate this process, your flight crew 664 00:31:50,351 --> 00:31:51,284 will move through the cabin 665 00:31:51,351 --> 00:31:53,685 with a complimentary bar service. 666 00:31:53,751 --> 00:31:56,084 Thank you and, as always, 667 00:31:56,151 --> 00:31:58,052 have a pleasant flight. 668 00:32:04,785 --> 00:32:06,451 Still feel like puking? 669 00:32:06,518 --> 00:32:07,685 No. 670 00:32:19,052 --> 00:32:20,551 How did you know? 671 00:32:20,618 --> 00:32:23,018 LP was negatase. 672 00:32:23,084 --> 00:32:24,518 I came up with an alternate theory 673 00:32:24,585 --> 00:32:26,284 and I tested it. 674 00:32:26,351 --> 00:32:28,518 Couldn't have done it without you. 675 00:32:28,585 --> 00:32:30,918 Rage is a symptom of mass hysteria. 676 00:32:30,985 --> 00:32:32,818 Just one more thing to clean up. 677 00:32:32,885 --> 00:32:35,785 Peng set off the mass hysteria. 678 00:32:35,851 --> 00:32:37,985 What set off Peng? 679 00:32:40,451 --> 00:32:42,217 He really is dying. 680 00:32:42,284 --> 00:32:45,418 Yeah. And I haven't the faintest idea why. 681 00:32:55,309 --> 00:32:56,877 What's extension pastoring? 682 00:32:56,943 --> 00:32:58,977 It's when you're molested by a priest's cousin. 683 00:33:02,777 --> 00:33:04,977 Do we really need these three? 684 00:33:05,044 --> 00:33:06,977 Worried they'll make you look bad? 685 00:33:07,044 --> 00:33:09,643 Could be symptomatic of head trauma. 686 00:33:09,710 --> 00:33:13,010 Cerebral infarction or intercranial hemorrhage. 687 00:33:13,077 --> 00:33:14,110 Thoughts? 688 00:33:14,176 --> 00:33:15,476 How long till we land? 689 00:33:15,543 --> 00:33:17,077 Too long to wait. 690 00:33:17,144 --> 00:33:18,810 His head's as smooth as a baby's bottom. 691 00:33:18,877 --> 00:33:21,276 No bumps, so I think we can rule out head trauma. 692 00:33:21,343 --> 00:33:22,576 So you gotta choose between what's left. 693 00:33:22,643 --> 00:33:23,743 Clog or a leak? 694 00:33:23,810 --> 00:33:25,777 Uh, you're talking of toilet? 695 00:33:25,843 --> 00:33:26,877 House. 696 00:33:26,943 --> 00:33:29,410 Is this actually helpful? 697 00:33:29,476 --> 00:33:30,777 Not so far. 698 00:33:32,710 --> 00:33:34,077 What about syphilis? 699 00:33:34,144 --> 00:33:36,810 First of all, he apparently speaks a language 700 00:33:36,877 --> 00:33:38,576 that no one else speaks. 701 00:33:38,643 --> 00:33:40,110 Which makes talking up the ladies a little rough. 702 00:33:40,176 --> 00:33:41,443 We're flying out of Singapore. 703 00:33:41,510 --> 00:33:42,943 If he has a credit card and a condom, 704 00:33:43,010 --> 00:33:44,410 he can get anything he wants. 705 00:33:44,476 --> 00:33:45,276 Ew. 706 00:33:47,543 --> 00:33:49,610 What? 707 00:33:49,677 --> 00:33:51,077 Condoms. 708 00:33:55,209 --> 00:33:57,910 He has focal limb paralysis. 709 00:33:57,977 --> 00:34:00,243 His legs got paralyzed by a condom? 710 00:34:00,309 --> 00:34:02,010 No, by cocaine 711 00:34:02,077 --> 00:34:03,410 that was inside the condom, 712 00:34:03,476 --> 00:34:05,576 and is now spreading through his digestive tract. 713 00:34:05,643 --> 00:34:06,810 Ew. 714 00:34:06,877 --> 00:34:08,376 You think he's a mule. 715 00:34:08,443 --> 00:34:10,209 I think he's a jackass. 716 00:34:10,276 --> 00:34:12,110 We're gonna have to operate. 717 00:34:12,176 --> 00:34:13,476 Cool. 718 00:34:34,376 --> 00:34:35,343 They're gonna kill her. 719 00:34:35,410 --> 00:34:36,410 We were wrong. 720 00:34:36,476 --> 00:34:38,044 Which means Foreman was right. 721 00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:41,209 Maybe Foreman's right about us too. 722 00:34:41,276 --> 00:34:43,209 Maybe we should just stop all this. 723 00:34:43,276 --> 00:34:44,610 I mean, if it's affecting our jobs. 724 00:34:44,677 --> 00:34:46,476 It's not affecting our jobs. 725 00:34:46,543 --> 00:34:48,410 We had sex in a patient's bedroom. 726 00:34:48,476 --> 00:34:50,810 A bedroom we were examining for toxins. 727 00:34:50,877 --> 00:34:52,877 Yeah, our judgment's right on the mark. 728 00:34:52,943 --> 00:34:54,610 All right, no more sex at patient's homes. 729 00:34:54,677 --> 00:34:56,077 No more sex with cats watching. 730 00:34:56,144 --> 00:34:57,610 Anywhere else you want to cross off the list? 731 00:34:58,777 --> 00:35:00,110 The bowl. 732 00:35:00,176 --> 00:35:01,443 What? 733 00:35:03,243 --> 00:35:04,610 Has she eaten since she's been here? 734 00:35:04,677 --> 00:35:06,510 She's been sick since she's been here. 735 00:35:06,576 --> 00:35:07,710 What if it's a symptom? 736 00:35:07,777 --> 00:35:10,243 Why would you think— The bowl was full. 737 00:35:21,910 --> 00:35:23,176 You're gonna need to hold him down. 738 00:35:23,243 --> 00:35:24,476 He's not gonna like this. 739 00:35:26,743 --> 00:35:28,710 Do you really think he's a mule? 740 00:35:28,777 --> 00:35:30,476 It fits the symptoms. 741 00:35:32,176 --> 00:35:33,977 You sure he's not contagious? 742 00:35:34,044 --> 00:35:35,209 Pretty much. 743 00:35:35,276 --> 00:35:36,410 Can't be "pretty much" sure. 744 00:35:36,476 --> 00:35:37,543 It means you're not sure. 745 00:35:37,610 --> 00:35:39,343 Oh, aren't you clever? 746 00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:46,877 Well, I know you're "pretty much" unconscious, 747 00:35:46,943 --> 00:35:48,309 but as it's been pointed out to me, 748 00:35:48,376 --> 00:35:50,176 "pretty much" doesn't mean squat. 749 00:36:56,576 --> 00:36:57,443 Okay, hold him tight. 750 00:36:59,276 --> 00:37:01,309 The faster we do this, 751 00:37:01,376 --> 00:37:02,910 the less likely he is to die of shock. 752 00:37:12,110 --> 00:37:13,476 Tighter. 753 00:37:22,610 --> 00:37:23,576 Sorry. 754 00:37:23,643 --> 00:37:25,243 Do that again. 755 00:37:25,309 --> 00:37:27,144 Ease off, then press down. 756 00:37:48,576 --> 00:37:51,343 Pressure on his joints relieves his pain. 757 00:37:51,410 --> 00:37:52,576 Okay. 758 00:37:52,643 --> 00:37:55,176 Wrong again. 759 00:37:55,243 --> 00:37:56,643 Where's his wallet? 760 00:39:00,276 --> 00:39:02,610 SCUBA certification card. 761 00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:07,209 Big deal. I have one of these. 762 00:39:07,276 --> 00:39:08,376 Yeah. 763 00:39:14,276 --> 00:39:17,710 Tell the captain to drop as low as he can under 5,000 feet. 764 00:39:17,777 --> 00:39:19,010 We're at 38,000. 765 00:39:19,077 --> 00:39:20,309 We can't— Peng's got the bends. 766 00:39:20,376 --> 00:39:21,610 He went diving yesterday, 767 00:39:21,677 --> 00:39:23,677 and like an idiot, he surfaced too quickly. 768 00:39:23,743 --> 00:39:26,010 And like a bigger idiot, he boarded a flight 769 00:39:26,077 --> 00:39:28,576 which is pressurized to 8,000 feet above sea level. 770 00:39:28,643 --> 00:39:29,743 Low pressure is killing him. 771 00:39:29,810 --> 00:39:31,144 Tell the pilot to dive 772 00:39:31,209 --> 00:39:34,077 until we can club baby seals out of the window. 773 00:39:34,144 --> 00:39:35,476 And get him some oxygen. 774 00:39:48,077 --> 00:39:49,410 Fifty years ago, it was one estate. 775 00:39:49,476 --> 00:39:51,543 The two homes shared an electrical system. 776 00:39:51,610 --> 00:39:54,110 Unfortunately the exterminator didn't know that, 777 00:39:54,176 --> 00:39:55,443 so when they fumigated next door, 778 00:39:55,510 --> 00:39:57,010 the poison gas flowed through the old pipe 779 00:39:57,077 --> 00:39:58,743 and into your house. 780 00:39:58,810 --> 00:39:59,943 The scopolamine patch was masking 781 00:40:00,010 --> 00:40:01,677 the effects of the poison. 782 00:40:01,743 --> 00:40:03,343 You'll have to stay here for a few more days, 783 00:40:03,410 --> 00:40:05,476 but after that you should be fine. 784 00:40:07,510 --> 00:40:09,710 I'm sorry about your cat. 785 00:40:09,777 --> 00:40:11,810 And your hair. 786 00:40:11,877 --> 00:40:16,810 For 12 years, Harrington never left the property. 787 00:40:18,710 --> 00:40:22,309 I thought I was being punished for going away, 788 00:40:22,376 --> 00:40:25,877 but really... 789 00:40:25,943 --> 00:40:30,110 I was being punished for coming home. 790 00:40:45,243 --> 00:40:47,309 Have a safe trip home. 791 00:40:54,343 --> 00:40:55,643 Thank you. 792 00:40:55,710 --> 00:40:57,243 I saved your life. You owe me. 793 00:40:57,309 --> 00:40:58,543 I wasn't sick. 794 00:40:58,610 --> 00:40:59,877 But you didn't know that. 795 00:40:59,943 --> 00:41:01,044 You owe me. 796 00:41:01,110 --> 00:41:02,843 I know it now. 797 00:41:02,910 --> 00:41:04,643 Your mind convinced your body 798 00:41:04,710 --> 00:41:07,144 to get a rash, photophobia, and vomit. 799 00:41:07,209 --> 00:41:08,910 How do you know it wouldn't have shut down 800 00:41:08,977 --> 00:41:10,743 your cold, cold heart next? 801 00:41:13,543 --> 00:41:15,476 I don't owe you. 802 00:41:18,144 --> 00:41:20,777 You're mean. 803 00:41:20,843 --> 00:41:23,309 That's how I compensate for being weak... 804 00:41:23,376 --> 00:41:25,243 and soft. 805 00:41:29,843 --> 00:41:31,343 I just wanted to say thank you. 806 00:41:31,410 --> 00:41:32,943 You're extremely welcome. 807 00:41:33,010 --> 00:41:35,710 And I'm in New York every Monday. 808 00:41:35,777 --> 00:41:37,476 Are you handicap accessible? 809 00:41:49,144 --> 00:41:51,543 Hi, Robin? 810 00:41:51,610 --> 00:41:54,209 This is, um, uh, 811 00:41:54,276 --> 00:41:56,877 Dr. Wilson, F-Fran's doctor. 812 00:41:56,943 --> 00:42:00,677 James. 813 00:42:00,743 --> 00:42:02,543 It was a toxin. 814 00:42:02,610 --> 00:42:04,510 We caught it on time and she's gonna be fine. 815 00:42:05,877 --> 00:42:07,510 Yeah, it is. 816 00:42:09,943 --> 00:42:11,810 Uh... 817 00:42:11,877 --> 00:42:13,610 listen, I was just wondering 818 00:42:13,677 --> 00:42:16,910 if you were coming back in again to visit. 819 00:42:19,276 --> 00:42:20,843 Nice catch. Thanks. 820 00:42:20,910 --> 00:42:22,543 Think even House would be impressed. 821 00:42:22,610 --> 00:42:24,176 I don't know about that. 822 00:42:24,243 --> 00:42:26,044 Any idea how you want to celebrate? 823 00:42:28,276 --> 00:42:29,643 What? 824 00:42:29,710 --> 00:42:32,410 I want more. 825 00:42:32,476 --> 00:42:35,209 I thought you were getting a little worn out, but— 826 00:42:35,276 --> 00:42:36,677 That's not what I meant. 827 00:42:38,476 --> 00:42:39,943 I know. 828 00:42:40,010 --> 00:42:41,543 I was just hoping you'd take the hint 829 00:42:41,610 --> 00:42:42,777 and pretend you never said that. 830 00:42:44,276 --> 00:42:46,677 I want this to be more than it is. 831 00:42:46,743 --> 00:42:48,110 I thought we were clear. 832 00:42:48,176 --> 00:42:50,977 In the beginning, but you can't tell me you— 833 00:42:51,044 --> 00:42:52,677 Yes, I can. 834 00:42:52,743 --> 00:42:54,010 And I don't. 835 00:42:56,643 --> 00:42:58,243 It was... fun. 836 00:42:58,309 --> 00:42:59,243 That's it. 837 00:43:03,410 --> 00:43:05,910 And now it's over. 838 00:43:05,977 --> 00:43:10,392 welcome to www.1000fr.com