1 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:17,180 (Ben) Oh, come on! We're gonna be late! 2 00:00:17,180 --> 00:00:19,080 Episode four never comes to the big screen. 3 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:20,680 This is the pre-lucas-ized version, 4 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:21,280 remember? 5 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:22,780 None of that greedo shooting first crap. 6 00:00:22,780 --> 00:00:23,780 Go without me. 7 00:00:23,780 --> 00:00:25,980 What are you talking about? You love star wars. 8 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:27,680 Don't you? 9 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:29,080 Ben. 10 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:30,780 Since when? 11 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:33,080 Since just before i started pretending i loved it. 12 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:36,880 I'm sorry. 13 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:37,980 I was just trying to be supportive. 14 00:00:37,980 --> 00:00:39,580 Fine. I'll go alone. 15 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:54,880 Baby, i'm sorry. Me too. 16 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,880 I'm so woozy i can hardly think. 17 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:57,980 We'll hang out at home. 18 00:00:57,980 --> 00:00:59,180 No, you should go. 19 00:01:01,380 --> 00:01:02,680 Did you just feel something? 20 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:03,780 Feel? 21 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:04,880 Like what? 22 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:05,980 Is there an earthquake? 23 00:01:05,980 --> 00:01:06,980 In new jersey? 24 00:01:06,980 --> 00:01:08,080 Oh, god. What? 25 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:11,080 I think i'm, like, hallucinating. 26 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:17,680 Call 911. 27 00:02:40,980 --> 00:02:42,080 26-year-old female, 28 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,780 xxx 29 00:02:43,780 --> 00:02:44,980 she was pulled out of the rubble 30 00:02:44,980 --> 00:02:45,980 after six hours. 31 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:58,180 Two surgeries for multiple fractures and burns. 32 00:02:58,180 --> 00:03:00,480 I'm thinking the broken bones are a response 33 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:01,780 to the building falling on her head. 34 00:03:06,380 --> 00:03:07,380 And the fever? 35 00:03:07,380 --> 00:03:09,380 She's the only collapse victim 36 00:03:09,380 --> 00:03:10,380 whose body temperature... 37 00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:11,380 put her on antipyrectics. 38 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,280 I can't take the case. I don't have a team. 39 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:23,880 So hire a team. 40 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,480 What for? I don't have a case. 41 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:27,580 Have you even interviewed anybody? 42 00:03:27,580 --> 00:03:29,480 You test drive a car before you buy it. 43 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:30,880 You have sex before you get married, 44 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:33,180 i can't hire a team based on a ten-minute interview. 45 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:35,380 What if i don't like having sex with them? 46 00:03:44,580 --> 00:03:45,780 You've spent the last two weeks 47 00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:47,280 doing absolutely nothing. 48 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:48,980 Concert is over. 49 00:03:48,980 --> 00:03:50,980 In what twisted universe 50 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:52,680 does mastering eddie van halen's 51 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,480 two-handed arpeggio technique 52 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,080 count as absolutely nothing? 53 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,980 Take the case or you will spend the next month 54 00:03:58,980 --> 00:04:01,780 helping the collapse team change bandages. 55 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,080 I diagnose her. Alone. 56 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:08,580 By the end of the day, you go away for a week. 57 00:04:10,780 --> 00:04:11,480 Done. 58 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:19,580 It's not gonna work. 59 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,780 If he solves the case, we cure the girl. 60 00:04:21,780 --> 00:04:23,180 And prove he doesn't need a team. 61 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,580 He's not gonna solve the case. 62 00:04:24,580 --> 00:04:25,680 Not that fast. Why not. 63 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:28,380 Because he needs a team! And this'll prove to him... 64 00:04:28,380 --> 00:04:29,480 you wanna change his mind about something, 65 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:30,980 you need a more convincing argument 66 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:31,780 than "you promised." 67 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:35,280 Fever. 68 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:39,280 Non-responsive to antibiotics and antipyretics. 69 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,980 Fluctuating consciousness. 70 00:04:42,780 --> 00:04:43,580 Go! 71 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:48,280 (leon) You talking to me? 72 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,280 Yes. 73 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:59,280 Imagine that the roof of the storage closet 74 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:00,480 collapses on your 75 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:01,880 favorite floor buffer. 76 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:03,380 Which then starts overheating. 77 00:05:03,380 --> 00:05:04,880 Why would i have a favorite floor buffer? 78 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:07,680 Okay. 79 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:11,180 Maybe the electrical works got banged up in there 80 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:12,380 from stuff falling on it. 81 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:13,780 Hmm, interesting. 82 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:17,380 Brain damage leading to hypothalamic dysregulation. 83 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:20,180 Nah. 84 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,180 If you're brought in covered in rubble, 85 00:05:22,180 --> 00:05:23,380 it's all about the mri's. 86 00:05:23,380 --> 00:05:24,280 We'd have seen that. 87 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:25,080 Come on! 88 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:25,980 You gotta earn that fiver. 89 00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:28,080 Or stuff leaked in the holes, 90 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:28,880 messing it up. 91 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:31,780 Lacerations leave multiple portals for infection. 92 00:05:31,780 --> 00:05:34,180 Bacterial would have responded to the antibiotics. 93 00:05:34,180 --> 00:05:35,280 Too high for viral. 94 00:05:35,980 --> 00:05:38,180 Parasites or fungus is possible. 95 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:39,580 Or maybe lupus. 96 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,380 My grandma has lupus. 97 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:46,980 Okay, autoimmune. 98 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:48,280 I'll run a lupus panel. 99 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:49,780 Infection fits best. 100 00:05:49,780 --> 00:05:51,480 Complete history would be helpful. 101 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:54,580 Which leads to the worst part of the job. 102 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,080 Dealing with the floor buffer's family. 103 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:03,080 We talked every couple of weeks, 104 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,280 but ben would know better than l... 105 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:06,980 no farms, no travel anywhere weird. 106 00:06:06,980 --> 00:06:08,280 You get that, dr. Buffer? 107 00:06:09,380 --> 00:06:10,980 No travel, no farm. 108 00:06:12,180 --> 00:06:15,480 The file says she was sick before the building collapsed. 109 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:16,680 (ben) I figured it was just a cold. 110 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:17,880 Why, do you think's related? 111 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:19,480 Her being sick and her being sick? 112 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:20,780 Often is. 113 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:23,580 She was unconscious when i found her. 114 00:06:24,580 --> 00:06:25,580 We'd been fighting. 115 00:06:26,180 --> 00:06:27,280 I just want to... 116 00:06:28,580 --> 00:06:30,180 just tell me she's gonna be okay. 117 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:32,180 I'm not even sure you're gonna be okay. 118 00:06:38,380 --> 00:06:39,680 We're gonna make her all better. 119 00:06:42,580 --> 00:06:43,580 Showoff. 120 00:06:43,580 --> 00:06:44,780 You oughta be nicer to people. 121 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:46,680 Where are we going? 122 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:48,980 You know how the laughter 123 00:06:48,980 --> 00:06:50,580 of little children is infectious? 124 00:06:50,780 --> 00:06:53,180 Well, parasites and fungi are even more so. 125 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:54,480 We're gonna find out which one is making 126 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:55,480 her brain bubble over. 127 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:56,480 Where, the building? 128 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,080 Epa's doing that job for us. 129 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:59,080 They say it's clean. 130 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:00,380 Which means we're making a pilgrimage 131 00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:01,680 to castle blackberry. 132 00:07:02,580 --> 00:07:03,680 Her name's bradbury. 133 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:05,180 I should ask them for keys. 134 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:05,980 No need. 135 00:07:05,980 --> 00:07:07,680 I'm sure we can find a large rock somewhere. 136 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:11,280 I'm not breaking in to somebody's house. 137 00:07:13,380 --> 00:07:14,880 I got principles. 138 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:19,180 I got some loose change here says you don't. 139 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:22,280 I'm not doing this. 140 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,380 For less than a 50. 141 00:07:28,580 --> 00:07:29,780 Where's the restaurant? 142 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:31,580 What restaurant? 143 00:07:31,980 --> 00:07:34,280 The one you said you were taking me to for lunch. 144 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,880 Oh, uh, this one's homier. 145 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:39,680 Dibs on the cold pizza. 146 00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:47,280 I'm sure it looked easier on youtube. 147 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,380 Oops! 148 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,080 Yeah, you don't need a team. 149 00:08:02,780 --> 00:08:04,780 You can't even get arrested without company. 150 00:08:04,780 --> 00:08:05,580 You're right. 151 00:08:05,580 --> 00:08:06,880 Only one solution. 152 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:08,780 Never replace them. Ever. 153 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:10,880 Do you need help? 154 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,980 Yeah, yeah, patronize the poor cripple. 155 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:15,680 Ow. 156 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:16,880 Let me get that. 157 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:17,580 I got it. 158 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:20,180 Will you... let me... just let me get it. 159 00:08:24,980 --> 00:08:26,180 I'll check the bedroom. 160 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:33,880 Some interesting mold on the windowsill here! 161 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:35,780 It's gonna take me a while. 162 00:08:36,580 --> 00:08:38,180 I'll cover the bathroom. 163 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:18,280 She had a secret diary. 164 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:19,980 Is there any other kind? 165 00:09:20,580 --> 00:09:21,380 What are you doing? 166 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,980 There's a sale on liquid tide. 167 00:09:26,180 --> 00:09:27,280 If you're broke, 168 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:29,180 i can lend you a tiny bit of the money i owe you. 169 00:09:29,180 --> 00:09:31,180 No, no, i wouldn't put you in that position. 170 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:32,680 What does the diary say? 171 00:09:33,380 --> 00:09:35,680 It's basically a list of her sexual encounters. 172 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:37,080 Boys, girls, 173 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:38,580 vibrating appliances. 174 00:09:38,580 --> 00:09:40,780 If it was, you'd be quoting, not summarizing. 175 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:43,280 This is a parade of sad banalities. 176 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:44,680 "I can hardly get out of bed. 177 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:45,780 Feeling blue." 178 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:47,980 Then, three months ago, 179 00:09:47,980 --> 00:09:50,180 turns into a parade of happy banalities. 180 00:09:50,180 --> 00:09:51,580 "Starting to turn the corner. 181 00:09:51,580 --> 00:09:53,080 Job's looking up." 182 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:54,380 We can stop swabbing. 183 00:09:54,380 --> 00:09:55,780 Her clichés are getting healthier. 184 00:09:55,780 --> 00:09:57,780 Or she's less depressed. 185 00:09:58,380 --> 00:09:59,880 Aren't there pills that do that? 186 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:01,280 Antidepressants don't cause fever. 187 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:01,880 Not on their own. 188 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,080 But the e.r. Didn't know 189 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,280 she was on m.a.o. Inhibitors, 190 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:05,680 so they gave her demerol. 191 00:10:06,380 --> 00:10:07,480 It's a nasty combo. 192 00:10:07,780 --> 00:10:10,180 So all you have to do is convince this kid 193 00:10:10,180 --> 00:10:11,980 that his girlfriend had a secret doctor, 194 00:10:11,980 --> 00:10:13,380 and a secret stash, 195 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,880 and a secret life. 196 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:16,680 It's been a while since a patient 197 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:17,880 took a swing at you. 198 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:18,680 Can i watch? 199 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:19,980 I only have to convince the mother. 200 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,180 Actually... 201 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:25,180 i don't have to convince anyone. 202 00:10:26,780 --> 00:10:27,980 This it total crap. 203 00:10:27,980 --> 00:10:29,680 If she was seeing a psychiatrist, i'd know. 204 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,180 If she was on drugs, i'd know. 205 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:33,680 Mrs. Bradbury, please sign the form 206 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:35,080 so we can start the dialysis. 207 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:38,180 But why antidepressants? I don't understand! 208 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:40,980 Mrs. Bradbury, please sign the forms 209 00:10:40,980 --> 00:10:42,180 so we can start the dialysis. 210 00:10:42,180 --> 00:10:42,980 Stop saying that. 211 00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:45,180 Dr. Buffer, what is going on? 212 00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:46,480 What aren't you telling us? 213 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:49,780 He's a janitor? 214 00:10:49,780 --> 00:10:51,980 More significantly, a blabbermouth. 215 00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:53,380 House, shut up! 216 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:58,080 I am very sorry how dr. House handled this. 217 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:00,080 It is completely unforgivable. 218 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:03,580 Except if he's right. 219 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,280 Dialysis will filter her blood. 220 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:07,480 There's nothing to filter. 221 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:09,080 Save her life. 222 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,580 She wasn't depressed. 223 00:11:10,580 --> 00:11:11,980 I'm miserable around ben. 224 00:11:14,980 --> 00:11:16,880 Not me. I like ben. 225 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:18,480 February 12th. 226 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:20,880 Either she's depressed, 227 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,180 or she just thinks you're a jerk. 228 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:24,180 Neither suggests that you should be the one 229 00:11:24,180 --> 00:11:25,680 directing her medical treatment. 230 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:27,880 Does the diary say 231 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,480 my daughter's taking these drugs? 232 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:30,580 No, but medically... 233 00:11:30,580 --> 00:11:31,980 did you find drugs in their home? 234 00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:34,180 She's probably hiding them in her purse. 235 00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:35,680 I thought it would be rude to go searching 236 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:36,980 under 1,000 tons of rubble. 237 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,380 This was months ago. 238 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,080 We were in a fight. 239 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:40,180 It doesn't mean she's depressed. 240 00:11:40,180 --> 00:11:41,380 And it doesn't mean she doesn't love me. 241 00:11:41,380 --> 00:11:43,180 Fine, maybe the diary proves nothing. 242 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:44,880 On the other hand, half the country's 243 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,480 on antidepressants. 244 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,080 And it fits her symptoms perfectly. 245 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,080 No ring on your daughter's finger 246 00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:56,980 means you make the decisions. 247 00:11:57,780 --> 00:12:01,180 I'm not sure that i know her 248 00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:02,480 well enough anymore. 249 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:03,780 You really wanna risk her life 250 00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:05,280 on how well he knows her? 251 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,580 Wilson, you idiot. 252 00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:56,780 (electronically masked voice) Listen carefully, 253 00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:57,980 and no one will get hurt. 254 00:12:58,580 --> 00:13:00,580 You must follow these instructions. 255 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:03,280 Any attempt to contact the f.b.i. 256 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,780 Or other law enforcement agencies 257 00:13:05,780 --> 00:13:07,080 or... cutty... 258 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,580 will be met with... 259 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,680 and a large coke. 260 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:12,680 No ice. 261 00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:14,780 Give it back. 262 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:16,080 What happened? 263 00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:17,780 Did someone... 264 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:19,780 kidnap your guitar? 265 00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:23,580 A $12,000 1967 flying v? 266 00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:24,480 Or something? 267 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:25,380 Where'd you hide it? 268 00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:27,180 I'm flattered you would consider me 269 00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:29,080 this bold and brilliant. 270 00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:30,680 No, 'cause it takes a crl... 271 00:13:32,380 --> 00:13:34,080 it takes a criminal mastermind 272 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,980 to pull off a heist from an unlocked, 273 00:13:35,980 --> 00:13:37,380 unguarded room down the hall. 274 00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:38,180 What do you want? 275 00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:40,880 Me? Nothing. 276 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,480 But i'm sure the kidnapper 277 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,080 wants what every kidnapper wants. 278 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:46,480 To see you interview five to seven 279 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,080 well-qualified fellowship candidates. 280 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,780 I don't need a team. 281 00:13:49,780 --> 00:13:51,680 You were bouncing ideas off a janitor. 282 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:52,980 And solved the case! 283 00:13:57,980 --> 00:14:00,580 Hi. I'm dr. Cuddy. 284 00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:02,380 If you can hear what i'm saying, 285 00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:03,280 blink once. 286 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,480 You can't talk right now. 287 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,680 You have a tube down your throat. 288 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:10,780 And try not to move your head. 289 00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:12,780 You've been in a terrible accident. 290 00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:14,280 But it looks like you will have 291 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,580 no permanent injuries. 292 00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:18,180 You've had a bad fever, but it's gone now. 293 00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:20,680 I've been here the whole time, honey, okay? 294 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,280 This is very important. 295 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:23,180 I need you 296 00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:25,980 to blink one for yes, twice for no. 297 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:28,380 Were you seeing a psychiatrist? 298 00:14:31,380 --> 00:14:33,080 Were you on m.a.o. Inhibitors? 299 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,280 The antidepressant. 300 00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:37,980 Megan, it's okay. 301 00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:39,980 It doesn't matter, okay? I love you. 302 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,480 Honey? Honey, what's wrong? 303 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:43,880 Megan, are you all right? 304 00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:45,380 What's happening? Are we upsetting her? 305 00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:46,580 Heart is beating too fast. 306 00:14:46,580 --> 00:14:47,780 Get the family out of here. 307 00:14:47,780 --> 00:14:49,280 Megan? Megan? 308 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,780 Charging to 200. Meg, meg. 309 00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:51,480 Megan. 310 00:14:53,380 --> 00:14:54,180 Clear! 311 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,380 We shocked her back into sinus rhythm, 312 00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:03,680 but she's still tachycardic. 313 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,180 Fascinating. 314 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,380 Equally fascinating is... 315 00:15:07,580 --> 00:15:08,680 why are you here? 316 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,480 I was gonna leave you alone if you won the bet. 317 00:15:10,980 --> 00:15:11,780 But you lost. 318 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:12,980 I explained the fever. 319 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,480 Which is all we were talking about. 320 00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:17,780 She confirmed the antidepressants. 321 00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:19,580 Go bet with someone else 322 00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:20,680 if you want to explain the heart problems. 323 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:22,180 She confirmed them by winking. 324 00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:24,180 Maybe there was a cute guy across the room. 325 00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:25,480 She got better when i treated her. 326 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:26,880 Even i'm not that cute. 327 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:27,980 Two unrelated symptoms, 328 00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:28,880 just a coincidence. 329 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,480 Or you're grasping at straws to avoid admitting 330 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:32,680 you can't do this on your own. 331 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,980 Fine, what explains the fever 332 00:15:34,980 --> 00:15:36,280 and persistent tachycardia? 333 00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:39,380 Could be anything. Endocarditis. 334 00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:41,080 Nope. Fever, no infection. 335 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:43,280 Um... 336 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,580 keep going, you're doing great. 337 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:50,080 You win. 338 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:51,980 I don't believe you. 339 00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:52,980 I'm not gonna play this game. 340 00:15:52,980 --> 00:15:54,080 Just give me the damn resumes. 341 00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:58,880 And my guitar. 342 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:01,280 I don't have it. 343 00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:03,480 Although i did hear some... 344 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:06,880 plangent strumming from under that couch earlier. 345 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,080 Wow. 346 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,380 This kidnapper isn't just bold, 347 00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:18,380 he's diabolical. 348 00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:20,080 I guess he realized 349 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,680 he probably shouldn't give it back to you 350 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,680 until after you've had the interviews. 351 00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:45,080 Huh, you didn't write anything. 352 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,980 So what you're saying is, you didn't find 353 00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:48,580 that one big explanation... 354 00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:50,280 'cause there isn't one. 355 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:51,880 Clever. 356 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,080 Well, let's just say... 357 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,680 your antidepressant theory does explain the fever. 358 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:56,580 What about the heart? 359 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,280 And don't say a building fell on her. 360 00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,080 Okay... 361 00:17:00,780 --> 00:17:02,580 A structure collapsed... 362 00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:03,880 shut up. Come on, it fits. 363 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,880 Crushed musculature releases potassium, 364 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:06,780 causes v-tac... 365 00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:08,480 you'd think she'd get crushed syndrome 366 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,880 after she was crushed, not two days later. 367 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,280 Microvascular occlusions. 368 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,180 Takes that long for the blood to reperfuse. 369 00:17:16,580 --> 00:17:17,780 She'd have a baggy heart. 370 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,480 Echo it to confirm. 371 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:27,780 Is crush syndrome good or bad? 372 00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:29,780 Does it sound good? 373 00:17:29,780 --> 00:17:31,480 I mean, compared to the other things it could be. 374 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,780 There are no other things it could be. 375 00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:34,080 Then why are you testing her? 376 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,580 Excellent question. 377 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,180 What... what is it? 378 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,080 The heart's fine. 379 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:48,880 Why is she sweating? Her fever's back. 380 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:50,180 Why would her fever be back? 381 00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:52,280 I can't say. 382 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:53,380 You don't know? 383 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:54,980 I know, 384 00:17:54,980 --> 00:17:55,880 i just can't say. 385 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,380 'Cause you'll hit me. 386 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,580 Let's discuss this in front of witnesses. 387 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,680 The dt's? 388 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,180 So she's an alcoholic now? 389 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,580 Her first fever was from the medication 390 00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:07,380 for her depression. 391 00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:08,280 Or you're wrong. 392 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,880 The second fever was from the self-medication 393 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:11,780 for depression. 394 00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:12,680 This is insane. 395 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:13,680 You don't think i would have noticed her 396 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:14,980 being constantly drunk? 397 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,680 You were practically living with sylvia plath. 398 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:18,580 You didn't notice that. 399 00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:19,780 Tone it down or i will hit you. 400 00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:21,680 Fine, i'll do liver enzyme tests. 401 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,380 (cuddy) Liver enzymes can also be elevated 402 00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:25,180 from musculoskeletal trauma. 403 00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:27,080 They'd be there whether she had 404 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,080 a drinking problem or not. 405 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,280 They don't know that. 406 00:18:29,780 --> 00:18:31,280 Just pretend to confirm. 407 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,580 What's the treatment? 408 00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:33,680 She's not an alcoholic. 409 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,280 Hair of the dog, iv alcohol. 410 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,880 Taper it off after a few days. 411 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,880 She's sick and traumatized and half-dead. 412 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:40,680 You wanna make her drunk. 413 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,380 Just do it. 414 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:44,880 You can't do this. 415 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,380 We lived together, we were gonna have kids. 416 00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:47,480 You barely even know her. 417 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,380 Apparently, neither did you. 418 00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:17,380 Hello? 419 00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:20,180 Hi, could i speak to trevor... kaufman? 420 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:21,780 Yo yo, it's trev. What up? 421 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,080 This is dr. Gregory house. 422 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,280 Can you come in tomorrow to interview? 423 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,080 House? Are you serious? 424 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:29,380 Awesome! 425 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:30,980 Hey, dude, i got the house interview! 426 00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:32,280 (second man) Oh, look at me! 427 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,780 I got the house interview! 428 00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:34,580 (trevor) Dude, shut up! I'm on the phone! 429 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,280 Shut up! I'm so cool! 430 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,580 Give me the phone back. Give me the phone back! 431 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,580 I got a page. 432 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:45,980 No, you didn't. 433 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,380 They called a code. 434 00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:48,380 No, they didn't. 435 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:54,280 You got a page, but not from us. 436 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,280 Did you ever see raid on entebbe? 437 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,980 Yeah, in the end, they release the hostages. 438 00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:13,280 How's that working for you? 439 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,480 The ugandans played fair. 440 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,080 They didn't move the hostages on the israelis. 441 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,880 Once again, i am in awe 442 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,680 of the kidnapper's tactical brilliance. 443 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,880 What is el fuego del amor 444 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,280 and why do you need ten of them? 445 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:32,880 It's a telanovela. I'm learning spanish. 446 00:20:33,180 --> 00:20:34,780 Say adios. 447 00:20:35,180 --> 00:20:36,480 Are you erasing my tivo? 448 00:20:36,780 --> 00:20:38,580 House, not the season finale. 449 00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:41,380 E with terrorists. 450 00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:44,080 I smoke them out of their hidey-holes. 451 00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:46,080 Do you know what terrorists do 452 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,180 when you don't negotiate? 453 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:48,480 They terrorize. 454 00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:51,280 Bring it on. 455 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,680 Fever's down. 456 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,980 Sweating has abated. Heart's working fine. 457 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,680 I guess house was right. Again. 458 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,780 That's good news, right? 459 00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:05,880 It is good news. 460 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,380 So what does this mean, she's an alcoholic? 461 00:21:07,380 --> 00:21:08,980 There's no other explanation? 462 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,580 No, sorry. 463 00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:13,980 It doesn't make any sense. 464 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:15,680 Dr. Cuddy... 465 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:18,180 she's doing this thing with her mouth again. 466 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,980 It's been on and off for the last couple hours. 467 00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:24,480 Is she trying to talk? 468 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,680 (cuddy) No. 469 00:21:29,180 --> 00:21:30,580 I think she's screaming. 470 00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:36,880 Morning! 471 00:21:37,390 --> 00:21:38,590 Uh-huh. 472 00:21:38,970 --> 00:21:40,450 Where did you come from? 473 00:21:40,610 --> 00:21:43,090 Apes, if you believe the democrats. 474 00:21:43,420 --> 00:21:45,560 I heard you were there when i was proven right. 475 00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:46,650 The alcohol treatment took away 476 00:21:46,820 --> 00:21:47,980 the heart and fever problems. 477 00:21:48,170 --> 00:21:50,640 Yes, i was also there when you were proven wrong. 478 00:21:50,790 --> 00:21:53,580 She'd been silently screaming for two hours. 479 00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:55,800 Amylase and lipase are through the roof. 480 00:21:55,970 --> 00:21:57,640 She has pancreatitis. 481 00:21:57,790 --> 00:22:00,550 Iv alcohol can cause pancreatitis. 482 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,120 Okay. 483 00:22:10,010 --> 00:22:11,380 You're not gonna argue with me? 484 00:22:11,550 --> 00:22:12,650 Nope. 485 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,790 You think i'm right? Nope. 486 00:22:14,950 --> 00:22:15,720 Why not? 487 00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:17,460 Nope. 488 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,730 It's not really a yes or no question. 489 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,740 Which is why i'm not answering it. 490 00:22:22,930 --> 00:22:24,390 If it's not the iv alcohol, 491 00:22:24,580 --> 00:22:25,320 it's gotta be... 492 00:22:25,490 --> 00:22:27,440 not interested. 493 00:22:28,310 --> 00:22:31,740 If i'm wrong, she's gonna die. 494 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:32,270 Are you sure 495 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:33,360 you're still dean of medicine. 496 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,310 I'm not interested in arguing because i'm not interested 497 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,500 in enabling you. 498 00:22:37,670 --> 00:22:40,410 You need someone to bounce ideas off of. 499 00:22:40,550 --> 00:22:42,650 You need a team. 500 00:22:44,370 --> 00:22:46,680 Don't follow me. 501 00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:51,740 M.a.o. Inhibitor caused the fever. 502 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,460 Alcohol caused the pancreatitis. 503 00:22:53,630 --> 00:22:57,820 Alcohol withdrawal caused the v-tach. 504 00:22:58,580 --> 00:23:00,740 Le."? 505 00:23:00,910 --> 00:23:02,950 (cuddy) you're wrong. 506 00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:04,470 Well, who are you gonna believe? 507 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,150 A classic toy or a woman who, 508 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:07,800 if she had any confidence in her ideas, 509 00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,300 wouldn't feel the need to distract you 510 00:23:09,470 --> 00:23:10,810 with a water bra? 511 00:23:10,980 --> 00:23:13,540 Are you really just gonna treat the pancreatitis? 512 00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:15,030 Are you here to enable me? 513 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,690 I don't want her to die because you're stubborn. 514 00:23:17,870 --> 00:23:19,420 Wow, so you can enable and rationalize 515 00:23:19,570 --> 00:23:20,880 at the same time. 516 00:23:21,060 --> 00:23:22,230 Guess you are still dean of medicine. 517 00:23:22,390 --> 00:23:24,110 If you're right, then this guy, 518 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,800 who's not an ass, who's not a workaholic, 519 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,620 who's not a sociopath, 520 00:23:28,790 --> 00:23:30,610 has somehow missed both her depression 521 00:23:30,780 --> 00:23:32,600 and severe alcoholism. 522 00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:36,060 Yes, imagine that, a couple with secrets. 523 00:23:36,220 --> 00:23:38,150 Why would she lie? 524 00:23:38,330 --> 00:23:40,340 Okay, alcoholism you don't wanna advertise. 525 00:23:40,490 --> 00:23:41,840 But... 526 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,210 if you're right, there'd be an abnormality 527 00:23:48,370 --> 00:23:49,210 on the pancreas. 528 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,690 At least do an mri to confirm. 529 00:24:10,910 --> 00:24:15,900 Oh, my god. 530 00:24:17,060 --> 00:24:19,130 This guy means business. 531 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:20,020 Or guys. 532 00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:21,100 ? 533 00:24:21,270 --> 00:24:22,670 Could be multiple guys. 534 00:24:22,850 --> 00:24:25,800 Or a gal. Who knows? 535 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,940 All i can say is, this reeks of boldness. 536 00:24:29,110 --> 00:24:34,280 I am not hiring a team. 537 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,350 You ever tighten a guitar string 538 00:24:36,530 --> 00:24:38,890 really, really slowly? 539 00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:41,590 Past the point it can handle the strain? 540 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:45,550 It makes this weird sound. 541 00:24:45,710 --> 00:24:48,260 Almost like a scream. 542 00:25:01,260 --> 00:25:02,870 I thought this was gonna be fun. 543 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,220 I messed with you, you messed with me. 544 00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:07,980 Eventually, you give in. 545 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,230 But you've shown a startling lack of humor, 546 00:25:11,390 --> 00:25:12,750 which got me thinking. 547 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:13,620 Oh, god. 548 00:25:13,790 --> 00:25:14,930 What's the real reason 549 00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:16,060 you won't hire a team? 550 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,820 I told you, i don't need a team. 551 00:25:18,010 --> 00:25:18,840 Then hire three people 552 00:25:19,020 --> 00:25:19,940 and let 'em sit on their asses. 553 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:20,820 That wouldn't be right. 554 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,830 Three years ago, you hired a team. 555 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:23,710 What's changed? 556 00:25:23,870 --> 00:25:25,230 I have become a man of principle. 557 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,020 I've gotten smarter. 558 00:25:27,180 --> 00:25:29,090 What answer will make socrates shut up? 559 00:25:29,270 --> 00:25:30,360 What's changed is, 560 00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:31,830 ? 561 00:25:32,010 --> 00:25:33,000 You connected with a team. 562 00:25:33,170 --> 00:25:34,690 You worked with a team. 563 00:25:34,860 --> 00:25:37,210 And you lost a team. 564 00:25:37,390 --> 00:25:38,580 Damn. 565 00:25:38,780 --> 00:25:40,750 There's no abnormalities in her pancreas. 566 00:25:40,930 --> 00:25:42,720 You fall in love, you get married. 567 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,190 50% chance it'll end in misery. 568 00:25:45,340 --> 00:25:47,090 Hiring employees can be even tougher. 569 00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:48,820 Because you know, eventually, 570 00:25:48,850 --> 00:25:49,840 they're gonna leave. 571 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,110 There's increased t2 signal on her hepatic capsule. 572 00:25:53,270 --> 00:25:55,670 If you know what i mean. 573 00:25:56,140 --> 00:25:57,860 You got hurt. 574 00:25:58,090 --> 00:26:00,330 Get over it. 575 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:03,730 Now, if you'll excuse me, 576 00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:05,340 my patient is about to start bleeding 577 00:26:05,510 --> 00:26:08,160 out of her mouth and anus. 578 00:26:19,110 --> 00:26:21,070 Internal bleeding. 579 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:22,580 Not anymore. 580 00:26:22,770 --> 00:26:24,390 Now it's all over the place. 581 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,550 Why are you here? 582 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,500 That's my patient down there. 583 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:31,210 You're here because i'm here. 584 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,080 I am done enabling you. 585 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,130 I know. 586 00:26:44,330 --> 00:26:46,180 The alcohol didn't cause the pancreatitis, 587 00:26:46,350 --> 00:26:47,060 the internal bleeding did. 588 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,900 The question is, what caused the internal bleeding? 589 00:26:49,070 --> 00:26:50,040 I hate myself. 590 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,010 You do know that the patient 591 00:26:51,180 --> 00:26:52,090 had a building land on her. 592 00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:52,970 Four days ago. 593 00:26:53,140 --> 00:26:54,460 Bleeding can start at any time. 594 00:26:54,630 --> 00:26:55,780 It's bleeding from five different sites. 595 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,790 You think they synchronized their watches? 596 00:26:57,970 --> 00:26:59,740 She got warfarin after her hip surgery. 597 00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:02,140 It's designed to mess with bleeding patterns. 598 00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:03,910 Fever, heart, and bleeding. 599 00:27:04,060 --> 00:27:04,860 Three problems, 600 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,610 three completely different explanations. 601 00:27:06,770 --> 00:27:08,230 She must be the unluckiest woman 602 00:27:08,410 --> 00:27:08,830 in the world. 603 00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:10,780 I only cling to this crazy theory 604 00:27:10,940 --> 00:27:11,840 because it's been proven right 605 00:27:12,010 --> 00:27:12,950 every step of the way. 606 00:27:13,110 --> 00:27:14,170 Each treatment worked. 607 00:27:14,330 --> 00:27:16,400 Yes, she looks perfectly healthy. 608 00:27:16,540 --> 00:27:17,200 This much bleeding 609 00:27:17,370 --> 00:27:19,790 is a symptom of something more. 610 00:27:19,950 --> 00:27:21,960 And you need a team because you're wrong 611 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:25,240 and you're gonna kill this woman. 612 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:34,480 If i had a team, this patient would be dead. 613 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,220 Because they'd be here instead of me 614 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:37,360 and they wouldn't notice the size 615 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,230 of this woman's uterus. 616 00:27:45,490 --> 00:27:46,430 Hi! 617 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:47,900 How's it going? 618 00:27:48,070 --> 00:27:49,270 Mind if i observe? 619 00:27:49,430 --> 00:27:51,060 Got a big room up top window 620 00:27:51,220 --> 00:27:52,970 just for that. 621 00:27:53,140 --> 00:27:54,820 Oh, stop that. 622 00:27:55,350 --> 00:27:56,460 You wanna look at vaginas, 623 00:27:56,620 --> 00:27:58,170 there are websites for that. 624 00:27:58,330 --> 00:28:00,390 Think i'm made of money? 625 00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:02,850 Can you get him out of here? 626 00:28:03,010 --> 00:28:05,370 Enlarged uterus. 627 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,470 Means that she was recently pregnant. 628 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:08,860 She's a good liar, but i doubt she could 629 00:28:09,030 --> 00:28:12,070 hide a baby from her boyfriend. 630 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,940 Scraping in the uterus 631 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:19,090 indicates that she had an abortion. 632 00:28:19,260 --> 00:28:21,110 But nothing in her medical history. 633 00:28:21,260 --> 00:28:22,690 Only one reason to hide an abortion. 634 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,640 Boyfriend wants babies, she doesn't. 635 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:25,670 She's bleeding everywhere. 636 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,130 Unless the guy was performing an abortion 637 00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:28,810 with a shotgun... 638 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,810 stop enabling him! 639 00:28:30,990 --> 00:28:33,040 It's not the abortion, it's what she did after. 640 00:28:33,210 --> 00:28:34,760 The boyfriend would have noticed condoms. 641 00:28:34,900 --> 00:28:37,660 He would notice abstinence. 642 00:28:37,820 --> 00:28:40,370 He would not notice the pill. 643 00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:44,330 Which means, i don't need a team! 644 00:28:48,570 --> 00:28:51,920 Hey, where's your mother-in-common-law? 645 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,720 Dr. House, this is doug mcmurtry. 646 00:28:54,870 --> 00:28:57,540 His girlfriend was working with megan when... 647 00:28:58,370 --> 00:28:59,900 she's dead? 648 00:29:00,060 --> 00:29:02,570 She passed this morning. 649 00:29:03,460 --> 00:29:05,740 Well, then why are you still here? 650 00:29:07,900 --> 00:29:09,030 I need the old lady's consent 651 00:29:09,190 --> 00:29:10,380 to do some treatment. 652 00:29:10,550 --> 00:29:12,060 What'd you find out? 653 00:29:12,230 --> 00:29:13,040 I wish i could tell you, 654 00:29:13,220 --> 00:29:15,600 but since you're not legally related... 655 00:29:15,770 --> 00:29:17,450 did you find out? 656 00:29:20,870 --> 00:29:24,470 Your girlfriend had an abortion. 657 00:29:26,660 --> 00:29:28,780 See why i didn't tell you? 658 00:29:30,070 --> 00:29:32,070 I'd be insane to also tell you 659 00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:35,110 that she's on the pill. 660 00:29:36,490 --> 00:29:37,560 No, she's not. 661 00:29:37,740 --> 00:29:38,520 If they'd known she was on it, 662 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:39,760 they wouldn't have given her a blood thinner 663 00:29:39,940 --> 00:29:41,980 after her hip surgery. 664 00:29:42,150 --> 00:29:44,340 The combination caused the bleeding. 665 00:29:44,490 --> 00:29:46,740 It's good news. It's treatable. 666 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,170 Just give her tamoxifen. 667 00:29:48,350 --> 00:29:49,190 Which is normally a breast cancer... 668 00:29:49,350 --> 00:29:50,610 it's not true. 669 00:29:50,780 --> 00:29:54,520 'Cause, uh, we wanna have kids. 670 00:29:54,910 --> 00:29:56,560 Huh. 671 00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:00,030 See, i already did the blood tests. 672 00:30:00,180 --> 00:30:02,360 And either she lied to you, 673 00:30:02,540 --> 00:30:05,620 or her blood lied to us. 674 00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:17,430 Tell megan i'm glad she's gonna be okay. 675 00:30:24,970 --> 00:30:27,010 How are you doing? 676 00:30:27,540 --> 00:30:29,180 I got cancer. 677 00:30:29,340 --> 00:30:31,400 You're on an oncology ward. 678 00:30:31,580 --> 00:30:33,000 Everybody's got cancer. 679 00:30:33,180 --> 00:30:34,190 You want sympathy, you wanna try 680 00:30:34,370 --> 00:30:36,370 the "hardly anything wrong with m 681 00:30:36,550 --> 00:30:39,060 in fact, why don't i take you there right now? 682 00:30:39,630 --> 00:30:40,600 How sick are you? 683 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:41,910 Can you walk? 684 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:42,900 Are you a doctor? 685 00:30:43,070 --> 00:30:44,130 Admitted today. 686 00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:46,190 First day of a five day chemo course. 687 00:30:46,370 --> 00:30:47,150 Yeah, you can walk. 688 00:30:47,330 --> 00:30:48,530 Come on, let's go. 689 00:30:48,710 --> 00:30:51,240 Does dr. Wilson know you're here? 690 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:54,510 Well, if he didn't, this would be really stupid. 691 00:30:54,690 --> 00:30:58,890 'Cause then he wouldn't know where his patient was. 692 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:00,850 No, the room upstairs is bigger. 693 00:31:01,010 --> 00:31:01,790 It's got cable. 694 00:31:01,930 --> 00:31:03,530 Better looking sponge bath nurses. 695 00:31:03,740 --> 00:31:04,230 Oh. 696 00:31:04,410 --> 00:31:05,270 If you feel sick, 697 00:31:05,450 --> 00:31:07,570 you call me directly, not Dr. Wilson. 698 00:31:07,730 --> 00:31:11,120 He's getting his last set of hormone shots. 699 00:31:19,550 --> 00:31:23,060 You put her on tamoxifen? An antl-cancer drug? 700 00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:24,610 It blocks estrogen receptors. 701 00:31:24,780 --> 00:31:26,320 Does it also block breathing 702 00:31:26,470 --> 00:31:27,770 and kidney function? 703 00:31:27,930 --> 00:31:29,710 She's crashing. 704 00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:33,410 Doesn't mean i was wrong. 705 00:31:34,970 --> 00:31:35,530 R. Martin. 706 00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:37,840 We're bringing his patient over now, thanks. 707 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,480 Anybody here a doctor? 708 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:43,460 Kidney failure, 709 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,470 spiking fever, breathing difficulties. 710 00:31:45,630 --> 00:31:47,940 Any theories? 711 00:31:50,380 --> 00:31:53,090 Am i in an m. Night shyamalan movie? 712 00:31:53,730 --> 00:31:56,280 You're house, right? 713 00:31:56,990 --> 00:32:00,560 Okay, i assume you know me because i once insulted you, 714 00:32:00,740 --> 00:32:02,620 your patient, or your relatives. 715 00:32:02,790 --> 00:32:03,860 If that's so, i apologize. 716 00:32:04,010 --> 00:32:05,180 I was drunk that day. 717 00:32:05,350 --> 00:32:07,760 Patient initially presented with crush injuries. 718 00:32:07,910 --> 00:32:10,200 I know you because Dr. Cuddy issued a memo. 719 00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:15,350 Telling to cooperate fully with me? 720 00:32:15,540 --> 00:32:16,680 Nope. 721 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,220 I figured that was a long shot. 722 00:32:20,370 --> 00:32:23,070 Anybody here not get that memo? 723 00:32:31,970 --> 00:32:34,220 Fungal infection. 724 00:32:35,450 --> 00:32:36,710 Don't you have a patient? 725 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:38,860 She shot herself in the leg while high on meth. 726 00:32:39,010 --> 00:32:41,230 Wouldn't hurt her to be in pain for a little while. 727 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,600 Fungal infection would be in her eyes by now. 728 00:32:43,770 --> 00:32:44,640 Haemophylus. 729 00:32:44,810 --> 00:32:47,160 Doesn't explain the remitting fever. 730 00:32:47,310 --> 00:32:48,260 You've heard... 731 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,420 that i've got a job opening, right? 732 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,410 I just care about people. 733 00:32:52,570 --> 00:32:54,690 Acute respiratory distress syndrome. 734 00:32:54,860 --> 00:32:56,760 A.r.d.s. Doesn't explain anything. 735 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:57,720 Except the breathing. 736 00:32:57,890 --> 00:32:59,720 If you care about people, you're not getting the job. 737 00:32:59,890 --> 00:33:03,330 I was lying. Crush syndrome. 738 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,220 Doesn't explain the breathing. 739 00:33:06,380 --> 00:33:07,800 What was the problem with A.R.D.S? 740 00:33:07,970 --> 00:33:08,980 Only explained the breathing. 741 00:33:09,170 --> 00:33:09,890 And the crush syndrome? 742 00:33:10,050 --> 00:33:12,170 It didn't explain the breathing. 743 00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:13,810 You a fan of symmetry? 744 00:33:13,970 --> 00:33:15,070 Sure. 745 00:33:15,230 --> 00:33:16,620 Weird. 746 00:33:16,790 --> 00:33:18,610 'Cause your eyes are lopsided. 747 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,260 And by eyes, i mean breasts. 748 00:33:23,430 --> 00:33:26,800 A.r.d.s. And crush syndrome, 749 00:33:26,950 --> 00:33:28,350 both reactions to severe trauma. 750 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:29,720 Why can't she have both? 751 00:33:29,870 --> 00:33:32,160 Because... 752 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:37,930 because then there's nothing we could do. 753 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:41,940 Boy, you remind me of someone. 754 00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:43,350 Send me your resume. 755 00:33:43,530 --> 00:33:44,500 I'll put it on top of the pile 756 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:47,590 that i'm never gonna look at. 757 00:33:54,870 --> 00:33:57,080 I couldn't leave. 758 00:33:57,990 --> 00:33:59,050 You don't seem like the type of person 759 00:33:59,220 --> 00:34:01,780 who would give up on giving up. 760 00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:03,420 I love her. 761 00:34:03,590 --> 00:34:04,710 You love somebody. 762 00:34:04,870 --> 00:34:07,990 Someone who didn't drink, who wanted to have babies. 763 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:09,470 And wasn't miserable. 764 00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:10,990 I know she lied, but... 765 00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:12,060 what are you doing? 766 00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:15,050 Why are you saying these things to him? 767 00:34:15,940 --> 00:34:18,260 The woman you love doesn't exist. 768 00:34:18,420 --> 00:34:20,650 This woman is dying. 769 00:34:20,790 --> 00:34:21,890 She has acute respiratory 770 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,230 distress syndrome and crush syndrome. 771 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,130 Her body's basically giving up. 772 00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:27,040 We can keep her on 773 00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:30,090 supportive dialysis and hope for the best. 774 00:34:36,450 --> 00:34:37,560 Never mind. 775 00:34:37,740 --> 00:34:40,030 She has a lump on her arm. 776 00:34:40,590 --> 00:34:42,140 Does that mean you're wrong? 777 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,880 That would be good news for you guys. 778 00:34:45,140 --> 00:34:48,070 We'll know after the biopsy. 779 00:34:52,490 --> 00:34:54,300 Which patient is that? 780 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,390 Megan... house's patient. 781 00:34:57,550 --> 00:34:58,140 Yep. 782 00:34:58,310 --> 00:34:59,560 Didn't you get my memo? 783 00:34:59,750 --> 00:35:00,420 Sure. 784 00:35:00,590 --> 00:35:02,460 Got both memos. 785 00:35:03,050 --> 00:35:04,730 Both. 786 00:35:05,470 --> 00:35:08,180 And the second memo said to ignore the first memo? 787 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,620 Yep. 788 00:35:09,790 --> 00:35:11,410 Seemed odd. 789 00:35:11,580 --> 00:35:15,040 Did an mri and... of course you did. 790 00:35:15,650 --> 00:35:16,760 What'd you find? 791 00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:17,930 It's kind of freaky. 792 00:35:18,090 --> 00:35:21,260 She's got growths all over the place. 793 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,000 She's got tumors? 794 00:35:26,180 --> 00:35:27,480 Not exactly. 795 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:31,050 The growths are eosinophilic granulomas. 796 00:35:31,220 --> 00:35:34,550 They are usually from allergic reactions. 797 00:35:34,730 --> 00:35:35,980 I'm putting her on steroids. 798 00:35:36,140 --> 00:35:39,140 Allergy to what? She doesn't have allergies. 799 00:35:39,430 --> 00:35:40,390 We don't know. 800 00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:41,210 Unfortunately, 801 00:35:41,390 --> 00:35:42,650 the only drug she's had enough of 802 00:35:42,820 --> 00:35:45,100 to have this kind of reaction is cephalosporin. 803 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:46,580 And why is that unfortunate? 804 00:35:46,740 --> 00:35:48,380 Because she was on it two months ago. 805 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:49,290 That's what you mean, right? 806 00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:50,550 She took it for strep throat, 807 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:51,960 so she can't be allergic to it. 808 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:53,160 It would seem so. 809 00:35:53,330 --> 00:35:55,370 What is this hospital doing to her? 810 00:35:55,530 --> 00:35:56,640 She has had three 811 00:35:56,820 --> 00:35:58,680 separate medical disasters. 812 00:35:58,840 --> 00:35:59,850 And now she's dying 813 00:36:00,030 --> 00:36:03,990 of an allergy she can't possibly have! 814 00:36:29,260 --> 00:36:32,310 Mr. Lee, i just have to check... 815 00:36:33,250 --> 00:36:34,350 sam? 816 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,340 Are you okay? 817 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:43,820 What are you doing here? 818 00:36:44,010 --> 00:36:45,250 I was taking a nap. 819 00:36:45,430 --> 00:36:48,280 Where's my patient? 820 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,590 You stole my patient. 821 00:36:52,870 --> 00:36:54,440 You kidnapped my guitar. 822 00:36:54,610 --> 00:36:55,650 Give him back. 823 00:36:55,810 --> 00:36:57,310 Only when you give her back. 824 00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:58,830 It's a she? 825 00:36:59,010 --> 00:37:00,700 Well, it's certainly not a dude. 826 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,970 It's a guitar! You took a human being! 827 00:37:04,290 --> 00:37:06,800 Now who doesn't have a sense of humor? 828 00:37:06,980 --> 00:37:08,650 I'm monitoring the guy remotely. 829 00:37:08,810 --> 00:37:09,550 What are you, listening 830 00:37:09,710 --> 00:37:11,910 for the distant sound of screaming? 831 00:37:12,070 --> 00:37:13,380 The nurses know to call me. 832 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,030 They don't know who he is! 833 00:37:15,180 --> 00:37:16,730 His name's right there on the chart. 834 00:37:16,910 --> 00:37:18,140 Now go away. I'm working. 835 00:37:18,310 --> 00:37:19,430 They give him the wrong meds, 836 00:37:19,580 --> 00:37:22,570 who the hell knows what's gonna happen? 837 00:37:23,660 --> 00:37:26,340 House! 838 00:37:28,130 --> 00:37:31,260 Bad things would happen. 839 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,590 He's in room 318. 840 00:37:49,260 --> 00:37:51,530 What are you... what are you giving megan? 841 00:37:51,710 --> 00:37:53,820 Megan? Nothing. 842 00:37:54,770 --> 00:37:56,060 Nothing? What's going on? 843 00:37:56,230 --> 00:37:56,990 What's wrong with her? 844 00:37:57,150 --> 00:37:58,990 Her? Nothing. 845 00:37:59,190 --> 00:38:00,640 Then why are you giving her drugs? 846 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,260 Just some amphetamines to wake her up. 847 00:38:03,430 --> 00:38:07,230 Everything could be explained by her lying to you. 848 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,760 The antidepressants, the drinking, the pill. 849 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,790 Until now. 850 00:38:12,970 --> 00:38:14,250 Now she's allergic to something 851 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,530 the chart says she's not allergic to. 852 00:38:16,690 --> 00:38:17,480 That's not her lying, 853 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:19,740 that's the chart lying. 854 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:22,710 Which doesn't make s. 855 00:38:25,930 --> 00:38:28,250 Do you know liz masters? 856 00:38:28,430 --> 00:38:28,760 No. 857 00:38:28,830 --> 00:38:30,310 ? 858 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,700 That was her boyfriend who you met outside the morgue. 859 00:38:32,870 --> 00:38:36,560 Mm. This is her chart. 860 00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:41,090 She's on m.a.o. Inhibitors for depression. 861 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,220 She's on the pill. 862 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,550 She had an abortion a month ago. 863 00:38:44,730 --> 00:38:46,320 And she's allergic to cephalosporin. 864 00:38:46,420 --> 00:38:47,120 What's going on here? 865 00:38:47,290 --> 00:38:49,760 What, are you saying this isn't megan? 866 00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:01,480 Yes. 867 00:39:01,650 --> 00:39:02,910 Ben. 868 00:39:03,290 --> 00:39:04,460 (ben) since when? 869 00:39:04,650 --> 00:39:06,100 Since right before i began pretending 870 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:07,000 i loved it. 871 00:39:07,190 --> 00:39:08,650 She's the same size as megan, 872 00:39:08,820 --> 00:39:10,540 same build, h cosameair lor. 873 00:39:10,730 --> 00:39:12,640 They were both horribly injured. 874 00:39:12,830 --> 00:39:13,540 Unrecognizably. 875 00:39:13,710 --> 00:39:15,610 Emt teams do not second guess 876 00:39:15,790 --> 00:39:17,060 family members' identifications 877 00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:19,150 at accident scenes. 878 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:20,900 No. 879 00:39:21,090 --> 00:39:24,380 Liz died yesterday. This isn't liz. 880 00:39:26,020 --> 00:39:27,570 I know megan. 881 00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:29,840 I know her hair. 882 00:39:30,130 --> 00:39:31,650 I know her hands. 883 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,290 I know her smell. Oh. 884 00:39:37,620 --> 00:39:39,980 What's your name? 885 00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:46,100 Liz... 886 00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:49,800 oh, god! 887 00:39:57,390 --> 00:40:00,990 Your girlfriend never lied to you. 888 00:40:53,090 --> 00:40:56,560 I did it all by myself, mommy. 889 00:40:57,180 --> 00:40:59,330 You talking to me? 890 00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:02,650 Go away. 891 00:41:10,250 --> 00:41:13,470 I did it all by myself, mommy. 892 00:41:13,870 --> 00:41:15,160 How'd you know it was me? 893 00:41:15,350 --> 00:41:16,570 There's a scent given off 894 00:41:16,730 --> 00:41:18,540 by wounded, feral cats. 895 00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:20,190 You were wrong. 896 00:41:20,590 --> 00:41:22,590 I got everything right. 897 00:41:22,750 --> 00:41:23,950 Just treated the wrong... 898 00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,610 they had a good relationship. 899 00:41:25,770 --> 00:41:26,820 He couldn't even identify her. 900 00:41:26,990 --> 00:41:28,870 And you were wrong about needing a team. 901 00:41:29,030 --> 00:41:30,470 She almost died. 902 00:41:30,620 --> 00:41:32,900 So i almost need a team. 903 00:41:33,060 --> 00:41:36,320 You were content with your "people are idiots" theory. 904 00:41:36,490 --> 00:41:38,270 But cameron would never have accepted that 905 00:41:38,430 --> 00:41:41,820 this guy knew nothing about the love of his life. 906 00:41:41,980 --> 00:41:44,390 And as soon as you claimed it was multiple conditions, 907 00:41:44,580 --> 00:41:46,850 foreman would have done anything to prove you wrong. 908 00:41:47,010 --> 00:41:50,520 And then chase would have done anything to prove you right. 909 00:41:50,660 --> 00:41:51,460 Any one of them 910 00:41:51,620 --> 00:41:54,160 would have solved this days ago. 911 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,510 Hire a team. 912 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,700 I don't care how you do it. 913 00:42:01,930 --> 00:42:03,820 Just do it. 914 00:42:07,740 --> 00:42:10,760 (house) sometimes, i am wrong. 915 00:42:11,710 --> 00:42:14,980 T for observation. 916 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,190 For reading people in situations. 917 00:42:17,350 --> 00:42:20,100 But sometimes, i am wrong. 918 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:23,610 This will be the longest job interview of your life. 919 00:42:23,770 --> 00:42:26,030 I will test you in ways that you will often 920 00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:29,980 consider unfair, demeaning, and illegal. 921 00:42:30,140 --> 00:42:34,100 And you will often be right. 922 00:42:34,270 --> 00:42:36,750 Look to your left. 923 00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,520 Now look to your right. 924 00:42:39,700 --> 00:42:42,570 By the end of six weeks, 925 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:45,340 one of you will be gone. 926 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:48,780 xxx 927 00:42:50,210 --> 00:42:51,880 Wear a cup.