1 00:00:02,470 --> 00:00:04,270 Big Eye, this is Cobra Zero Six. 2 00:00:04,340 --> 00:00:07,000 Just entered Indian Country, approaching way point four. 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:10,140 Request confirmation to engage target on first approach. 4 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:11,610 Roger, Cobra Zero Six. 5 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:14,150 Big Eye waiting for confirmation as well. 6 00:00:14,220 --> 00:00:15,480 If we wait any longer, Big Eye, 7 00:00:15,550 --> 00:00:16,880 we're not gonna have any choice in the matter. 8 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:19,050 I can't exactly do a U-turn here. 9 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,610 Roger that, Cobra. Hold for confirmation. 10 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:13,610 Captain Cooper, are you okay? 11 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,080 What happened? You weren't answering. 12 00:01:15,150 --> 00:01:17,550 Because the damn comm cord got disconnected! 13 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:19,410 You spend a billion dollars on the avionics 14 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,470 and don't bother to check the comm connection? 15 00:01:21,550 --> 00:01:23,080 No, I checked that twice before you got in... 16 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:25,640 And the next time you ask us to test a prototype, 17 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:27,950 it'd be nice if your directional gyro didn't spin like a top 18 00:01:28,030 --> 00:01:30,220 when I'm supposed to be 500 feet off the floor. 19 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:31,660 I'm sorry. 20 00:01:31,730 --> 00:01:35,720 I'll go review the simulation, see if I can figure out what went wrong. 21 00:02:17,410 --> 00:02:19,140 Who is this man? 22 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,210 Come on, take a shot. 23 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,750 I'm not gonna fire you every time you get a wrong answer. 24 00:02:27,820 --> 00:02:29,050 Neville Chamberlain. 25 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,250 You're fired. 26 00:02:31,420 --> 00:02:36,090 Does this man look like he's ceding Czechoslovakia to a fascist dictatorship? 27 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:40,620 It's Buddy Ebsen, the actor. He's dead. Why are we... 28 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:45,400 Buddy Ebsen was the original tin man in the Wizard of Oz, for a day. 29 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,700 He was diagnosed allergic to the aluminum dust in the makeup. 30 00:02:48,770 --> 00:02:52,440 His lungs failed. He nearly died. Question is, why? 31 00:02:52,510 --> 00:02:54,140 Didn't you just say he was allergic? 32 00:02:54,210 --> 00:02:58,010 You may not have legs, but you got ears. I suggest you use them. 33 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,610 I said he was diagnosed allergic. 34 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:04,450 Since we are currently short exactly one interesting patient, 35 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:08,580 we are gonna figure out what really happened to Buddy Ebsen in 1938. 36 00:03:08,660 --> 00:03:10,720 Now, on one hand, he's not getting deader. 37 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:15,130 On the other hand, your jobs hang in the balance. So... 38 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:16,760 House? 39 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:24,630 I want seven alternate diagnoses when I get back. 40 00:03:29,010 --> 00:03:30,600 Did you forget how to count to three? 41 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:31,840 I get a budget for three. 42 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,310 Doesn't mean I can only hire three. 43 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,080 Actually, that's exactly what it means. 44 00:03:35,150 --> 00:03:37,590 I cut the permanent salaries by 10º/º. 45 00:03:37,650 --> 00:03:40,520 Over three years, that'll more than make up for the breakage on the 27 46 00:03:40,590 --> 00:03:42,290 that I'm gonna weed out over the next few weeks. 47 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:44,050 There's 40 people in there. 48 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,720 Row D, you're fired. 49 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,300 I didn't actually count all the resumes. 50 00:03:51,370 --> 00:03:54,500 This is stupid. You can't manage that many people. 51 00:03:54,570 --> 00:03:56,700 You're just gonna keep weeding them out arbitrarily? 52 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,800 Sure, and having them sitting in my office 53 00:03:59,010 --> 00:04:01,310 schmoozing about their favorite Algerian surfing movies 54 00:04:01,380 --> 00:04:03,210 is a much better system. 55 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:06,040 Wait a second. Were you in Row D? Yes. 56 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,880 My apologies. My boss says I'm being arbitrary and stupid. 57 00:04:08,950 --> 00:04:11,890 Row D is not fired. Row C is fired! 58 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,050 What? Great. Thank you. 59 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:18,220 See, that was not arbitrary. 60 00:04:18,290 --> 00:04:21,420 Well, I'd love to chat, but I've been paged. 61 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,670 That's interesting. 62 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:25,260 Apparently, I paged myself. 63 00:04:36,980 --> 00:04:39,510 If you have a resume there, I'm not interested. 64 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:42,550 But I wouldn't mind hearing how you got my pager number. 65 00:04:42,620 --> 00:04:44,420 It's not a resume. 66 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,060 $50,000. 67 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:51,560 Does One-Eyed Nicky want me to run that to Jimmy the Nose? 68 00:04:51,630 --> 00:04:53,760 It's for my medical bills. 69 00:04:54,430 --> 00:04:56,920 I need you to find out what's wrong with me. 70 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,400 Insurance is usually cheaper than that. 71 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,170 Cash means there's something to hide. 72 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:04,710 I'm a captain in the Air Force, 73 00:05:04,770 --> 00:05:06,470 about to start a new assignment. 74 00:05:07,010 --> 00:05:09,240 NASA's astronaut training program. 75 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,780 I discovered salt and created FM radio. 76 00:05:12,850 --> 00:05:15,720 Something is wrong with my eyes, my ears... 77 00:05:17,290 --> 00:05:21,020 Well, if it's fixable, the Air Force will do it for free. 78 00:05:21,830 --> 00:05:23,120 If not, it doesn't matter. 79 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:25,530 There are a hundred applicants ready to take my place 80 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:27,290 who don't need to be fixed. 81 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,190 I need to do this off the books. 82 00:05:29,270 --> 00:05:32,130 I did the research. You're the best, you break rules, 83 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,760 and you don't care about anyone except yourself. 84 00:05:36,610 --> 00:05:38,730 Well, let's say that's true. 85 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,140 You get a new job. 86 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:46,040 Hospital gets a nice wad of cash. 87 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:48,540 What do I get? 88 00:05:49,190 --> 00:05:51,450 I crashed a flight simulator 89 00:05:52,390 --> 00:05:55,950 because I started to hear with my eyes. 90 00:06:00,630 --> 00:06:02,220 The aluminum could have been tainted... 91 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:04,320 Don't care. New patient! 92 00:06:05,030 --> 00:06:08,490 30-year-old female with synesthesia. 93 00:06:09,710 --> 00:06:11,170 New rules. 94 00:06:12,910 --> 00:06:15,970 You generate a lab report, you shred it. 95 00:06:16,050 --> 00:06:17,840 X- ray, you melt it. 96 00:06:17,910 --> 00:06:19,680 No notes, no records, nothing. 97 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:23,750 As far as you're concerned, the patient is Osama Bin Laden 98 00:06:23,820 --> 00:06:27,690 and everyone not in this room is Delta Force. Any questions? 99 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:30,490 We're protecting Osama Bin Laden? 100 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:31,820 It's a metaphor. 101 00:06:31,900 --> 00:06:34,060 Get used to it. Any more questions? 102 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,230 And you're not even gonna tell us her name? 103 00:06:36,300 --> 00:06:39,270 You think her name might be connected to what's wrong with her? 104 00:06:39,940 --> 00:06:42,270 Here's Osama. 105 00:06:50,380 --> 00:06:54,580 Now, you all have numbers, so we're gonna do this alphabetically. 106 00:06:55,490 --> 00:06:57,850 8, 15 and 5. 107 00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:59,450 Is the synesthesia new? 108 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:00,910 Yes. 109 00:07:00,990 --> 00:07:03,580 Any history of similar symptoms or psychiatric... 110 00:07:03,660 --> 00:07:04,920 No, nothing. 111 00:07:04,990 --> 00:07:08,490 Are you on any prescription meds or use any other drugs? 112 00:07:08,570 --> 00:07:10,500 No. Should we trust her answers? 113 00:07:10,570 --> 00:07:13,500 What, you think I'd pull you off Buddy Ebsen just for a junkie? 114 00:07:13,570 --> 00:07:14,900 Can we trust your answers? 115 00:07:14,970 --> 00:07:16,300 You gotta trust someone, right? 116 00:07:16,370 --> 00:07:17,670 No. 117 00:07:17,740 --> 00:07:21,440 Has anyone close to you been sick lately? A family member, co-worker? 118 00:07:21,510 --> 00:07:23,270 No, not that I'm aware of. 119 00:07:23,350 --> 00:07:25,110 Two down. Kitty Carlisle? 120 00:07:25,620 --> 00:07:27,980 Do you spend much time above 20,000 feet? 121 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:32,880 Why would you ask that? 122 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:35,220 People who fly are immobile for long periods. 123 00:07:35,290 --> 00:07:38,230 Could be a leg clot that embolized to the brain through a PFO. 124 00:07:38,290 --> 00:07:39,960 That's an unusual choice. 125 00:07:40,030 --> 00:07:43,590 Well, like you said, you wouldn't interrupt Buddy with anything that wasn't. 126 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:47,800 The patient is a frequent flyer. 127 00:07:49,140 --> 00:07:54,600 13, 32, 39, get Osama an EEG, MRI and angiogram. 128 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:59,800 How many of you think that Oswald acted alone? 129 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,680 If, by alone, you mean that he was unaware that the CIA... 130 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,780 Oh, shut up. 131 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:08,220 Split yourself into two groups. 132 00:08:08,290 --> 00:08:10,690 Test her blood. Test her stool. 133 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:15,020 Who likes the designated hitter? 134 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:19,430 You're wrong. You're lucky you're not fired. 135 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,870 Two more groups LP and cultures. 136 00:08:21,940 --> 00:08:24,600 Who doesn't know what a designated hitter is? 137 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:27,810 Okay, here's her address. 138 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:31,440 I want you to break in and find out what she's hiding. 139 00:08:36,190 --> 00:08:38,850 Why don't we just ask the patient for the key? 140 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:41,050 Well, if you can find out what she's hiding just by asking, 141 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,650 we'd have to redefine hiding. 142 00:08:43,530 --> 00:08:46,050 You want to live in this country, learn the language. 143 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,560 What do you want the rest of us to do? 144 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:56,670 30 people for three openings and I want you to wash my car? 145 00:08:56,740 --> 00:08:58,870 This is not why I busted my ass in med school. 146 00:08:58,940 --> 00:09:01,000 We spend a half an hour cleaning the car. Big deal. 147 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,740 It's demeaning. 148 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:05,510 Work is demeaning? We're too good for this? 149 00:09:05,580 --> 00:09:07,670 Oh, don't give me that honest day's labor crap. 150 00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:11,050 We all went to med school so we wouldn't have to do an honest day's labor. 151 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:12,990 What about an honest hour's labor? 152 00:09:13,060 --> 00:09:14,460 In exchange, we get a shot at learning 153 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:16,860 from one of the best diagnosticians in the world. 154 00:09:16,930 --> 00:09:18,720 No, we don't. 155 00:09:19,430 --> 00:09:23,060 If we did, we'd be one of the ones drawing blood or checking for toxins. 156 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:24,570 We're done. 157 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:26,190 He's just not gonna cut us loose 158 00:09:26,270 --> 00:09:29,500 until we've dusted his shelves and starched his shirt. 159 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:34,780 I'm out of here. Who's with me? 160 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:51,390 Are we sure he wasn't joking? 161 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:53,590 Maybe this is just a test. 162 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:56,860 Everything's a joke and everything's a test and he wants us to do it. 163 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,060 Come on, get up here. 164 00:09:58,130 --> 00:10:01,100 Well, I could try, but I pulled a muscle in 1987. 165 00:10:01,170 --> 00:10:05,070 I didn't waste two years repeating medical school to be arrested and deported. 166 00:10:05,140 --> 00:10:06,770 Why'd they make you repeat? 167 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,710 Not enough gym credits? 168 00:10:08,780 --> 00:10:10,750 According to the state of New Jersey, 169 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:14,680 medical schools in my country suffer from not being from this country. 170 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:23,630 You know, if you get it open, you're gonna have to come down and let me in. 171 00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:25,720 Or, you could just wait out here. 172 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,490 This is a competition. 173 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:35,960 Change your mind? 174 00:10:36,340 --> 00:10:37,430 No. 175 00:10:37,940 --> 00:10:40,200 Then why are you here? Never intended to quit. 176 00:10:42,150 --> 00:10:44,940 Then why did you... Intended to get everyone else to quit. 177 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:48,350 Get off the car. 178 00:10:48,420 --> 00:10:50,850 I need to clean it. We need to clean it. 179 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:55,020 I stole his keys. We'll take it to a car wash. 180 00:10:55,090 --> 00:10:56,920 He's got people breaking into a woman's apartment. 181 00:10:56,990 --> 00:11:00,520 Obviously, respecting personal property isn't one of the rules. 182 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:14,200 I told the super I was worried about my niece. 183 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:16,300 She hasn't been answering the telephone. 184 00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:18,640 Nice guy. Two daughters in Mount Holyoke. 185 00:11:21,420 --> 00:11:26,180 No evidence of clots, and other than elevated red blood cell count, 186 00:11:26,260 --> 00:11:29,350 the blood work was unremarkable. 187 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:35,330 You got a problem with the naked female form? 188 00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:37,890 Not at all. 189 00:11:37,970 --> 00:11:41,960 Maybe she's just not used to seeing it spooning with the naked dolphin form. 190 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:44,800 That's not a dolphin, it's a porpoise. 191 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:47,570 There is a difference, you know. Salary, for one thing... 192 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,580 You want us to give you a minute? 193 00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:58,250 High red blood cell count likely means... 194 00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,650 Carbon monoxide poisoning. 195 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,560 There are a lot of different explanations for elevated red blood cells. 196 00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:03,890 Yeah, well, which one fits best 197 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:06,520 with the damaged flue that your competitors found 198 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,030 in the gas fireplace in Osama's cave? 199 00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:13,030 Car's clean. 200 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,130 Did you just see a blond guy with a pretentious accent? 201 00:12:16,210 --> 00:12:17,600 Can't see an accent. 202 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:18,940 Good point. 203 00:12:19,010 --> 00:12:20,530 Can I have my car keys back? 204 00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:26,050 Give me the car keys, put the patient in a hyperbaric chamber 205 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,140 and no more prime numbers for you. 206 00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:30,790 Thank you. 207 00:12:32,090 --> 00:12:35,790 The high pressure and oxygen will flush the carbon monoxide from your system. 208 00:12:35,860 --> 00:12:40,630 This much oxygen for too long can have some toxic effects, so we'll do this in cycles. 209 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,290 Can I talk to you a second? 210 00:12:46,340 --> 00:12:49,130 You're working that thing all the time. Is everything all right? 211 00:12:49,210 --> 00:12:51,260 We're supposed to be watching her heart rate and blood pressure. 212 00:12:51,340 --> 00:12:53,500 Yeah, I was until you pulled me over here. 213 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,410 I'm sending out a consult on another patient. 214 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:57,500 Okay. 215 00:12:57,580 --> 00:13:00,170 What? I'm not quitting my old job until I'm sure I've got a new one. 216 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:02,180 I didn't say anything. You had a look. 217 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:04,720 Yeah, I did. Sorry. 218 00:13:05,090 --> 00:13:07,320 Hey, I think she's having a heart attack. 219 00:13:07,390 --> 00:13:09,690 No, I just feel a little funny. 220 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:12,880 Tachyarrhythmia. 221 00:13:14,030 --> 00:13:15,520 Call the code! 222 00:13:19,170 --> 00:13:20,260 Nothing. 223 00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:22,530 V - fib. Where the hell is... Clear! 224 00:13:22,610 --> 00:13:24,370 Are you crazy? You can't use those! We're in a hyperbaric... 225 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:25,530 Clear! 226 00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:31,940 She's on fire! 227 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,050 Her heart's beating. 228 00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:46,590 And we are so fired. 229 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,600 We've started her on nitro and blood thinners. 230 00:13:55,670 --> 00:13:58,270 Electrolytes and post-arrest EKG were normal. 231 00:13:58,340 --> 00:14:00,400 The attack was not caused by the procedure. 232 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,340 So, what does cause synesthesia, 233 00:14:02,410 --> 00:14:04,470 high red blood cell count and heart attack? 234 00:14:04,550 --> 00:14:09,040 Aren't we gonna discuss what caused the sudden appearance of burnt flesh? 235 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:13,550 He brought charged paddles into an oxygenated room. 236 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,110 And you didn't stop him. 237 00:14:15,690 --> 00:14:19,720 Means either you thought it was a chance worth taking, making you a hypocrite, 238 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:23,130 or you thought he'd fail, making you a cutthroat little pixie. 239 00:14:24,570 --> 00:14:26,560 What causes... Takayasu's syndrome. 240 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:29,370 Not without a rash and a fever. It's gotta be Whipple's. 241 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:32,070 No way. You ever see Whipple's without abdominal pain? 242 00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:33,570 Stop it! 243 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,540 This argument is distracting every male and lesbian here. 244 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,140 You're both right. 245 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,740 In the sense that you've convinced me that you're both wrong. 246 00:14:40,820 --> 00:14:42,840 What about cardiomyopathy? 247 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,410 Structural abnormality causes the heart attack 248 00:14:45,490 --> 00:14:49,360 and throws clots to the brain, leading to synesthesia. 249 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,550 How old are you? 250 00:14:50,630 --> 00:14:53,220 I'm 21, unless it's relevant. 251 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,790 Okay, Scooter. 252 00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:58,630 Do a transoesophageal echo. 253 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:03,200 And since the positive divisors of 26, are 2 and 13, have them assist. 254 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:05,430 The rest of you, go to the cafeteria. 255 00:15:05,510 --> 00:15:09,540 Document 10 things that can cause infection, each. 256 00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:26,550 I wouldn't. Someone named 17 thinks there could be lysteria in the cream cheese. 257 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:29,130 17's a stupid number. 258 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,970 What's Chase doing here? 259 00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:33,430 You saw Chase? 260 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,160 Last night. Outside my office. 261 00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:38,040 That's interesting. 262 00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:40,030 It's more curious than actually... 263 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:44,840 Chase took a job at the Mayo Clinic in Arizona a week ago. 264 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,570 Interesting. 265 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:55,860 It wasn't Foreman or Cameron you saw, but Chase, the one you fired. 266 00:15:55,930 --> 00:15:57,860 Not interesting. 267 00:15:57,930 --> 00:16:01,290 Someone who looked like someone I used to know walked by my office. 268 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:06,200 It's always interesting when repressed guilt starts unrepressing itself. 269 00:16:07,370 --> 00:16:10,400 The only thing I feel guilty for is this. 270 00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:19,410 We're gonna feed this endoscope down your esophagus, 271 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,350 try to find where your heart might be damaged. 272 00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:26,150 It's gonna feel uncomfortable, but just keep swallowing, 273 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,820 I promise you'll be fine. 274 00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:31,620 She's ready. 275 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,320 Go ahead, take a whack. 276 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,890 Right, so if we don't find anything, House blames me. 277 00:16:39,970 --> 00:16:41,730 Or you find something and get a gold star. 278 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,240 Why don't you wanna do it? 279 00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:47,110 House isn't gonna be impressed by a gray hair doing his ten-thousandth echo. 280 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,580 So, you're just being altruistic? 281 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,640 That makes you suspicious, Doctor... 282 00:16:52,350 --> 00:16:55,320 Call me 13. I'm not getting invested. 283 00:16:58,490 --> 00:17:00,220 Her heart's structurally sound. 284 00:17:00,290 --> 00:17:03,690 No clots, no valvular defects, no wall motion abnormalities. 285 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,450 Got that from structurally sound. 286 00:17:05,530 --> 00:17:07,430 What did she say? Structurally sound. 287 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:10,260 I assume you're not all walking with me to tell me you found nothing... 288 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,360 It showed a short burst in the... 289 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,470 Okay. Who's next? 290 00:17:16,540 --> 00:17:18,130 It showed a short burst of atrial flutter. 291 00:17:18,210 --> 00:17:20,040 I ran a rhythm strip twice and got the same result. 292 00:17:20,110 --> 00:17:21,200 Stop. 293 00:17:22,010 --> 00:17:23,950 Okay, here's how we diagnose in transit. 294 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:28,470 I lead, you draft, I move, you move, I stop, you stop. Got it? 295 00:17:28,550 --> 00:17:29,640 Flutter could mean hormone overproduction... 296 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:32,020 Wait a second. Why did you do the test? I gave it to Scooter. 297 00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:34,180 We didn't think it mattered. It doesn't. 298 00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:36,190 It matters that you let her. 299 00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:42,160 Okay, 10, 24, 39, run a TRH stimulation test for hyperthyroidism. 300 00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:44,530 That could cause another heart attack. 301 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:48,330 Proving her first attack was caused by her thyroid, 302 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,030 which is kind of the point, right? 303 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,470 Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. 304 00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:57,700 I ride alone. 305 00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:01,110 The hormones stimulate your thyroid. 306 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,380 Don't worry if you get flushed or you start to sweat. 307 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,220 It means the thyroid's working. 308 00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:08,720 And, if you want, I can remove that mole. 309 00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:12,190 I'm a plastic surgeon. You're allowed a little vanity. 310 00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:14,320 I'm fine with the way I look. 311 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:15,890 Good for you. 312 00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:21,130 Although, I do find it a bit odd that someone so self-assured 313 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,870 doesn't want her doctors to find out what's wrong with her. 314 00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:26,170 What are you talking about? Why else am I here? 315 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:30,470 You're jerking us around. You're handcuffing us with all these restrictions. 316 00:18:30,550 --> 00:18:32,280 I'm feeling warm. 317 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,350 Her pulse is 120. Stop pushing. 318 00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:37,980 If House thought this would handicap us, he wouldn't have taken the case. 319 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,580 Or maybe that's why he took the case. 320 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,750 He wants to see if we can get it out of her on our own. 321 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:44,090 What did you find at her home? 322 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,820 You were in my home? Nothing. 323 00:18:45,930 --> 00:18:49,630 Travel pictures, yearbook, her name on an employment slip? 324 00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:51,460 We weren't checking for that stuff, okay? 325 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:53,200 Obviously, House didn't want us to. 326 00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:55,900 You're gonna... You're gonna out me, aren't you? 327 00:18:55,970 --> 00:18:57,270 You're gonna ruin everything. 328 00:18:57,340 --> 00:19:00,000 Nobody's trying to do anything, just relax. 329 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,570 This is not a normal response to the test. Pulse and BP are too high. 330 00:19:04,650 --> 00:19:06,240 Get away from me. 331 00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:13,820 Get away from me! Don't touch me! 332 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:25,790 Paging me during Judge Judy, not the best way to win my affections. 333 00:19:25,870 --> 00:19:27,360 She had another episode of synesthesia. 334 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:28,730 It set off a psychotic attack. 335 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,270 And now she ran in there, and must have jammed something in the handles. 336 00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:32,970 So, you call me? 337 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,740 The guy with one good leg and zero leverage? 338 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:40,240 We break that door down, security shows up and her name goes in a file. 339 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:45,220 Luckily, violence is not the last resort. 340 00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:48,820 Extortion is. So, go ahead. Extort her. 341 00:19:53,830 --> 00:19:56,530 If you don't open this door, we're gonna break it down. 342 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,800 Clever. 343 00:19:58,870 --> 00:20:03,630 An appeal to her deep concern for hospital property. Let's see how that works. 344 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,670 If you don't open this door, you're going to die. 345 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,040 Go away! 346 00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:14,440 Well, you seem to be getting to her. 347 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,310 She doesn't care if she dies. 348 00:20:16,390 --> 00:20:17,510 You think she wants to die? 349 00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:20,890 No, but I think she only wants to live under certain circumstances. 350 00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:27,920 Open up, or I blab your secret to everyone. 351 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,260 You don't know anything. 352 00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:31,090 I do. 353 00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:44,770 No! 354 00:20:45,650 --> 00:20:47,120 Anybody think that a sedative might... 355 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:48,440 I'm trying. Okay! 356 00:20:53,190 --> 00:20:54,620 Who's that? 357 00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:03,750 Who is she? 358 00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:08,630 Osama Bin Laden. 359 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,280 Who is she? 360 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,680 Is she okay? 361 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:29,380 She's stable. Who is she? 362 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:31,960 What did House tell you? 363 00:21:32,030 --> 00:21:35,760 That she is on the run from an international crime syndicate. 364 00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:37,260 That's what he told us. 365 00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:40,460 House may be your boss, but I'm House's boss. 366 00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:43,060 You wanna work here, I better be okay with it! 367 00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:46,130 Honestly, he didn't tell us anything about who she was or what she... 368 00:21:46,210 --> 00:21:48,070 Her name's Greta Cooper. 369 00:21:50,050 --> 00:21:51,210 Wants to be an astronaut. 370 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:54,940 Doesn't want NASA to know her brain's getting her ears confused with her eyes. 371 00:21:56,450 --> 00:21:58,080 I went through her mail. 372 00:21:59,990 --> 00:22:04,250 You're a virus, House. Now instead of one liability, I've got 20. 373 00:22:04,330 --> 00:22:07,850 Apparently only 19. Which number was it? 374 00:22:07,930 --> 00:22:10,560 From now on, everything you do gets charted. 375 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,760 With pen, on paper, in a binder that says, 376 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,100 "Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital" on the cover. 377 00:22:15,170 --> 00:22:16,260 Mom! 378 00:22:16,340 --> 00:22:18,570 If you wanna run something through the labs, I get a copy. 379 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,630 If you do scans, I get a copy. 380 00:22:20,710 --> 00:22:24,300 If you think about doing scans, I get a copy. 381 00:22:24,380 --> 00:22:27,780 You know my current thoughts, right? I don't have to put those on paper. 382 00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:34,650 Three issues. 383 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,720 One, number 10, you're fired. 384 00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:39,520 She told you? 385 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,590 Well, it had to be someone who went to her home. 386 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:44,660 Number 26 is half asleep. Missed his afternoon nap. 387 00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:46,060 Obviously, he doesn't feel guilt. 388 00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:48,000 Number 2 is here on a visa, she can't jeopardize. 389 00:22:48,070 --> 00:22:49,160 You can't know. 390 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:52,300 And that chick's been pointing at you since I walked in. 391 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:56,810 Issue two, what causes synesthesia, 392 00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:00,210 high RBC, tachyarrhythmia and panic attacks? 393 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,720 Slight glucose elevation. That says thyroid. 394 00:23:02,790 --> 00:23:05,550 Baseline thyrotropin's 1.1. 1.3. 395 00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:06,820 Whatever. Her thyroid's working. 396 00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:08,020 What about her liver? 397 00:23:08,090 --> 00:23:10,850 Original ALT levels weren't abnormal, but were near the edge. 398 00:23:10,930 --> 00:23:12,790 She has patient data on her PDA. I do not. 399 00:23:12,860 --> 00:23:15,350 I saw the lab values. You said we couldn't write anything down. 400 00:23:15,430 --> 00:23:16,860 I also said I wanted answers. 401 00:23:16,930 --> 00:23:19,800 Liver cancer's the most likely. Paraneoplastic syndrome. 402 00:23:19,870 --> 00:23:21,060 We need to do an MRI. 403 00:23:21,140 --> 00:23:22,540 Which brings us to issue three. 404 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,070 You're saying we can write stuff down? 405 00:23:24,140 --> 00:23:25,730 To you, I'm saying, you're fired. 406 00:23:25,810 --> 00:23:27,780 To everyone else... But you said specifically... 407 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,240 I hate tattletales. 408 00:23:29,310 --> 00:23:31,580 She tattled on 10. Now, you've tattled twice. 409 00:23:32,610 --> 00:23:34,380 Issue three... 410 00:23:34,450 --> 00:23:35,920 Come on, let's go. 411 00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:40,580 Issue three, how do we do tests when we can't do tests? 412 00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:43,890 Dr. Cuddy didn't say we can't do tests, she said we have to chart. 413 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,590 If we chart, we won't get consent, so we can't. 414 00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:48,930 The patient's life may depend on her consenting. 415 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,860 Her dreams depend on her not consenting. 416 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:55,630 So, how do we do tests when we can't do tests? 417 00:23:57,140 --> 00:23:58,970 You've got an hour. 418 00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:07,240 How do you scan a liver without scanning a liver? 419 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,110 And what's Cameron doing here? 420 00:24:10,190 --> 00:24:13,590 Interesting, so you're seeing Cameron now. 421 00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:18,420 No, not interesting, because not seeing. Saw. 422 00:24:19,830 --> 00:24:22,350 My patient won't consent to MRls or ultrasounds. 423 00:24:22,430 --> 00:24:24,800 You've dealt with more liver cancer than anyone else here. 424 00:24:24,870 --> 00:24:28,890 So, you want me to share the secret scanning techniques I learnt in Nepal? 425 00:24:28,970 --> 00:24:31,630 Unfortunately, the monks made me swear a blood oath. 426 00:24:31,710 --> 00:24:32,800 Where was she? 427 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:33,970 In the lobby. 428 00:24:35,310 --> 00:24:37,510 I guess, we could palpate the area around the liver. 429 00:24:37,580 --> 00:24:40,550 Which won't work unless the tumor's enormous, which you know, 430 00:24:40,620 --> 00:24:43,480 which means you're here because these visions are freaking you out. 431 00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:44,850 Did... 432 00:24:45,190 --> 00:24:48,450 She had blond hair. Why would I hallucinate that? 433 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,460 Yes, yes! 434 00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:53,590 Why are you merging Cameron and Chase? 435 00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:57,360 We should find out before the next time you see her, when she'll be black. 436 00:24:57,430 --> 00:24:59,920 Because, of course, it's scientifically impossible for a person 437 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,370 to go back and visit somewhere they worked. 438 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,500 No. But since she's not a dead cat, 439 00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:08,070 it is scientifically impossible for her to be in two places at once. 440 00:25:09,010 --> 00:25:11,610 Physics joke. Don't hear enough of those. 441 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,080 She just called me from Arizona. 442 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,840 Notice the area code, 480. 443 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,410 They put an offer on a place in Scottsdale. 444 00:25:19,490 --> 00:25:22,120 Do you want to talk or should I? I guess we could both talk. 445 00:25:22,190 --> 00:25:24,660 Although, they're engaged, and if you're staying in touch, 446 00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:26,250 you might wanna buy them... 447 00:25:31,370 --> 00:25:35,100 Maybe it's not repressed guilt, maybe it's just panic. 448 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,000 Right now, you've got enough fellows to build a railroad, 449 00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:41,530 but you're gonna have to narrow that room full of numbers down to three people. 450 00:25:41,610 --> 00:25:45,480 Any chance you could turn this creative brilliance towards my patient's liver? 451 00:25:46,550 --> 00:25:48,310 I think you're gonna choose people 452 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,350 for reasons that have nothing to do with their skills. 453 00:25:50,420 --> 00:25:54,380 I think you're gonna choose people just because you can't stand them. 454 00:25:54,460 --> 00:25:57,620 Because if you like them, well, that's just 455 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,360 stressful. 456 00:26:02,130 --> 00:26:03,500 Stress. 457 00:26:04,630 --> 00:26:05,830 I like it. 458 00:26:10,070 --> 00:26:12,040 We need to stress the patient's liver. 459 00:26:12,110 --> 00:26:13,440 You mean make her sick? 460 00:26:13,510 --> 00:26:15,700 I mean, make her sick in a specific way. 461 00:26:15,780 --> 00:26:18,800 If her liver's given to malfunctioning, we make it malfunction. 462 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,810 Are we on the other side of wrong here? 463 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,650 Don't we have an ethics board that we should consult, or... 464 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,050 I fired you. 465 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,280 No, you didn't. 466 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,550 He fired you, you're number 6. 467 00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:30,850 No, I'm not. I'm number 9. 468 00:26:30,930 --> 00:26:32,720 I approve of your shamelessness. 469 00:26:33,430 --> 00:26:35,230 You're still fired. 470 00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:37,030 So, how do we stress her liver? 471 00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:39,570 Lying and paperwork, I get. Shutting down organs, I think... 472 00:26:39,630 --> 00:26:42,660 We could give her intravenous vitamin D and stick her in a tanning booth. 473 00:26:42,740 --> 00:26:46,300 If she goes into a coma, we know it's a metabolic problem. 474 00:26:46,380 --> 00:26:47,470 Nice. 475 00:26:47,580 --> 00:26:49,810 But vitamin D's metabolized by the liver and kidneys. 476 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,710 It wouldn't tell us which one's screwed up. 477 00:26:51,780 --> 00:26:53,810 We could get her wasted. 478 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,420 Give her shots of tequila and measure how long it takes for her to pass out. 479 00:26:58,490 --> 00:27:01,350 If it's too fast, then we know her liver is not processing alcohol. 480 00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:03,120 Means it's shot. 481 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:06,160 I like you, number 9. 482 00:27:13,740 --> 00:27:15,030 You wanted to see me? 483 00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:16,370 You a Mormon? 484 00:27:18,610 --> 00:27:20,970 You're wearing a ring from Brigham Young. 485 00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:24,410 Or did your folks just do the lawns? 486 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,970 The Church has a very progressive attitude towards racial equality. 487 00:27:27,050 --> 00:27:29,850 Don't care. Actually, I'm thanking God. 488 00:27:30,690 --> 00:27:33,020 You're the only non-drinker we got. 489 00:27:33,090 --> 00:27:34,180 We need a control group 490 00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:38,190 to establish whether the liver's deterioration is within normal range. 491 00:27:38,260 --> 00:27:41,630 Got a big drinker, a medium drinker, now I got a no-drinker. 492 00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:43,360 Just do an MRI. 493 00:27:45,370 --> 00:27:48,730 You really think the guy who created heaven and earth 494 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,360 cares what you put in your digestive tract? 495 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,100 Her dream shouldn't outrank my religious belief. 496 00:27:54,180 --> 00:27:56,970 Why not? Her dream might come true. 497 00:27:59,150 --> 00:28:01,310 All life is sacred, right? 498 00:28:02,050 --> 00:28:04,810 We're not saving her life. We're doing a diagnostic test. 499 00:28:04,890 --> 00:28:06,250 Not even a real diagnostic test. 500 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,880 Well, that fake test might really save her life. 501 00:28:12,060 --> 00:28:15,460 Would you pull an ass out of a pit on the Sabbath? 502 00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:25,030 Would you or would you not pull an ass out of a pit on the Sabbath? 503 00:28:30,010 --> 00:28:31,980 Fine. I'll do it. 504 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,410 Good. 505 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,420 Why'd you have to pick tequila? 506 00:28:42,490 --> 00:28:45,360 I assume a single malt would've worked just as well. 507 00:28:45,430 --> 00:28:47,330 Wasn't our choice. 508 00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:53,590 Okay, two minutes, then round number five. 509 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,670 So, tell me about the magic underwear. 510 00:28:59,770 --> 00:29:01,300 Is that why you're here? 511 00:29:01,380 --> 00:29:04,310 I'm the big drinker, doing my part for science. 512 00:29:04,380 --> 00:29:07,710 The interesting question is why your religious beliefs 513 00:29:07,780 --> 00:29:10,150 are suddenly less important than her dreams. 514 00:29:10,220 --> 00:29:11,550 You're reversing your argument? 515 00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:12,920 I know what I believe. 516 00:29:12,990 --> 00:29:14,550 I'm just not quite sure what you believe. 517 00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:17,820 Well, LDS doesn't try to dictate every detail of our lives. 518 00:29:17,890 --> 00:29:21,800 When a situation isn't clear, we're encouraged to make our own decisions. 519 00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:23,690 But your judgment was to say no. 520 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:25,560 You used my judgment. 521 00:29:25,630 --> 00:29:27,070 You made a good argument. 522 00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:30,300 Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people. 523 00:29:30,370 --> 00:29:32,740 Otherwise, there would be no religious people. 524 00:29:32,810 --> 00:29:34,000 You're an atheist. 525 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,470 Only on Christmas and Easter. 526 00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:37,170 Rest of the time, it doesn't really matter. 527 00:29:37,250 --> 00:29:38,840 Where's the fun in that? 528 00:29:38,910 --> 00:29:40,680 A finite un-mysterious universe? 529 00:29:40,750 --> 00:29:43,680 It's not about fun. It's about the truth. 530 00:29:43,750 --> 00:29:47,750 The truth is we're having this debate because you wanna figure something out about me. 531 00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:50,120 What have you got so far? 532 00:29:52,260 --> 00:29:53,730 Greta! Greta! 533 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,190 She can't breathe. We need to intubate. 534 00:29:55,260 --> 00:29:56,590 No! 535 00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:58,160 At least oxygen. 536 00:29:58,730 --> 00:30:00,960 NASA will need to know why! 537 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:13,800 I checked the tests you ordered. 538 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,370 Did you just see Foreman? 539 00:30:15,450 --> 00:30:18,080 You measured the density of her teeth. 540 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,990 It's a shortcut test for hypocalcaemia. 541 00:30:21,060 --> 00:30:22,250 You had to have just passed him. 542 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,190 So, you suspected hypocalcaemia 543 00:30:24,260 --> 00:30:26,490 from her complete lack of broken bones? 544 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,220 Is that why you also ran three tox screens? 545 00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:31,460 Patient might have been sneaking uppers. 546 00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:32,930 He was in a white coat. Did you hire him back? 547 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,560 Foreman is running the diagnostic department at New York Mercy. 548 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:45,240 Have you been drinking? 549 00:31:06,070 --> 00:31:07,330 She was having trouble breathing. 550 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,170 Refused oxygen and intubation. 551 00:31:10,210 --> 00:31:11,870 So you put her on a treadmill? 552 00:31:11,940 --> 00:31:16,970 Records will show that we gave her oxygen as a part of a routine cardio stress test. 553 00:31:17,050 --> 00:31:20,380 She gets to breathe, your boss gets her paperwork. 554 00:31:20,450 --> 00:31:22,140 Whose idea was that? 555 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,640 It was a joint decision. 556 00:31:25,350 --> 00:31:26,910 It never is. 557 00:31:28,890 --> 00:31:31,360 So, how old were you when your brother left home? 558 00:31:31,430 --> 00:31:33,950 Why do you think that I... Why aren't you answering? 559 00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:36,800 Did your mother initiate the divorce? 560 00:31:36,870 --> 00:31:39,060 We should probably focus on what's wrong with her lungs. 561 00:31:39,130 --> 00:31:40,230 Are you Wiccan? 562 00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:41,740 She really can't breathe. 563 00:31:43,270 --> 00:31:45,140 Okay. Hold still. 564 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:49,740 What are you doing? 565 00:31:49,810 --> 00:31:51,780 Auscultatory percussion. 566 00:31:51,850 --> 00:31:53,780 If you have a good ear, you can... 567 00:31:56,890 --> 00:31:58,820 You didn't have a lot of friends, because you chose not to... 568 00:31:58,890 --> 00:32:00,680 You can hear while you're talking? 569 00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:06,390 You can detect not only structural details, but small, deep masses. 570 00:32:12,730 --> 00:32:14,220 Game's over. 571 00:32:15,170 --> 00:32:18,570 You either have lung cancer or tuberous sclerosis. 572 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,100 We need to cut you open and biopsy. 573 00:32:23,250 --> 00:32:24,410 That'll 574 00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:27,110 leave a scar. 575 00:32:27,180 --> 00:32:29,950 NASA doctors will see it. They'll know. 576 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:34,250 I never opened for Springsteen or slept with Barbara Feldon. 577 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,450 You can live for years without dreams. Without lungs... 578 00:32:37,530 --> 00:32:39,120 Find a way. 579 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,390 Okay. 580 00:32:43,470 --> 00:32:47,090 As long as you keep saying it strongly, you won't die. 581 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,770 Find a way. 582 00:32:57,550 --> 00:33:00,240 How do we force a patient into surgery? 583 00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:04,540 Texas bag scam? Saratoga Wire? 584 00:33:04,620 --> 00:33:06,310 Paris Exposition Trick? 585 00:33:06,390 --> 00:33:08,790 The problem's not the surgery, it's the scars, 586 00:33:08,860 --> 00:33:11,220 and we have a plastic surgeon here who can hide them. 587 00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:14,390 Not that well. NASA's gonna check every cranny. 588 00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:17,190 I say we just put ether in her oxygen and do what we have to do. 589 00:33:17,270 --> 00:33:18,320 She'll sue. 590 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,460 For what? 591 00:33:19,530 --> 00:33:22,330 Making it harder for her to lie to the government? 592 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,240 We don't need to hide them. 593 00:33:24,310 --> 00:33:26,830 We give her elective cosmetic surgery. 594 00:33:26,910 --> 00:33:29,140 The incisions will give us access to her lungs. 595 00:33:29,210 --> 00:33:31,870 And she's got an innocent explanation for the scars. 596 00:33:31,950 --> 00:33:33,640 You mean, like, liposuction. 597 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,680 No, no. Those incisions are too far from the lungs. 598 00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:39,580 We don't subtract. We add. 599 00:33:40,790 --> 00:33:43,120 Turn her Bs into Cs. 600 00:33:44,290 --> 00:33:49,160 It's myth that fake hooters blow up at high altitude. She'll be fine. 601 00:33:50,470 --> 00:33:53,260 Just think of it as one giant rack for mankind. 602 00:33:54,570 --> 00:33:57,230 I fought for years to be taken seriously. 603 00:33:57,310 --> 00:34:00,870 Trust me, you'll be taken more seriously. Just sign the form. 604 00:34:02,310 --> 00:34:04,040 This'll make me a joke. 605 00:34:04,110 --> 00:34:05,810 There's gotta be another way. 606 00:34:09,750 --> 00:34:12,720 I've known a few people who had dreams. 607 00:34:12,790 --> 00:34:16,880 One thing they all had in common was they got laughed at 608 00:34:18,330 --> 00:34:20,320 and they didn't care. 609 00:34:31,510 --> 00:34:33,770 You bumped a splenectomy for a boob job? 610 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,570 Would you condemn this woman to a life 611 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,840 where people look at her face when they talk to her? 612 00:34:37,910 --> 00:34:40,510 If you don't explain this, I'll cancel the surgery. 613 00:34:40,580 --> 00:34:42,740 Can I explain why you're here? 614 00:34:42,820 --> 00:34:44,510 I think I just told you why I... 615 00:34:44,590 --> 00:34:49,110 I scheduled a diagnostic patient for a boob job. Which is ridiculous. 616 00:34:49,190 --> 00:34:50,920 So, obviously you had to confront me. 617 00:34:50,990 --> 00:34:52,290 With you so far. 618 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:53,520 But I'm gonna give you a reason. 619 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:54,720 Not a good one. 620 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,160 No. Not even close to a good one. 621 00:34:58,370 --> 00:35:00,770 But here's the drag from your point of view. 622 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,030 My explanation will make sense. 623 00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:06,130 Not to the board, not to a judge, but to you. 624 00:35:06,210 --> 00:35:08,540 So you'll let me do it. 625 00:35:08,610 --> 00:35:12,240 Then, you're gonna have to sit next to me at the administrative hearing. 626 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,710 Don't you have better things to do? 627 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,390 It's in the best interests of the patient. 628 00:35:32,870 --> 00:35:35,100 Trocar's in, you're good to go. 629 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,840 Deflate the lung. 630 00:35:44,850 --> 00:35:46,710 There, a cyst. 631 00:35:47,350 --> 00:35:49,410 Cysts, I count three of them. 632 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,920 Probably the same, if not more, on the left lung. 633 00:35:52,990 --> 00:35:57,360 Okay, so what's been working overtime to kill Miss Bin Laden? 634 00:35:57,830 --> 00:35:59,450 We know her name now. 635 00:35:59,530 --> 00:36:01,190 Yeah, but I forgot it. 636 00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:04,660 Say the magic word and get immunity from the next challenge. 637 00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:07,430 Alveolar hydatid disease. Hits all the organs. 638 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:09,330 She'd have had multiple seizures by now. 639 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,770 Pulmonary Langerhans'. 640 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,740 Doesn't explain the red blood cells. 641 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:14,930 Come on! 642 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:18,270 Cysts, synesthesia, heart attack. You guys have gotta... 643 00:36:18,350 --> 00:36:20,540 Von Hippel-Lindau syndrome. 644 00:36:21,950 --> 00:36:25,390 Raises red blood cell count, causes masses on the organs. 645 00:36:25,450 --> 00:36:28,120 If one of the masses is a pheochromocytoma, 646 00:36:28,190 --> 00:36:30,920 it could cause neurologic episodes and a heart attack. 647 00:36:35,730 --> 00:36:40,060 Do you see a blonde guy who still has peach fuzz standing up there? 648 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:42,600 Yeah. 649 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,570 This is a closed procedure. Gallery's off limits. 650 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:48,870 Not to the surgical staff. 651 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,980 Are you gonna hire that guy instead of us? 652 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,290 Not a chance. I love you guys. 653 00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:09,390 Please dig out the cysts, histology to confirm Von Hippel-Lindau. 654 00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:11,430 Don't forget her chesticles. 655 00:37:21,140 --> 00:37:23,980 Calling Arizona was a very nice touch. 656 00:37:24,050 --> 00:37:25,310 You do have residual... 657 00:37:25,380 --> 00:37:27,510 Not only do I not have residual feelings, 658 00:37:27,580 --> 00:37:29,240 I didn't even have primary feelings. 659 00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:30,750 You freaked... You lied! 660 00:37:30,820 --> 00:37:32,220 Because you knew it meant... 661 00:37:32,290 --> 00:37:33,550 It meant nothing! 662 00:37:33,620 --> 00:37:36,250 I saw him 'cause he was there. 663 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,950 Did Cameron follow her bashert to the surgery department? 664 00:37:39,030 --> 00:37:40,820 I think Chase followed her. 665 00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:43,390 She's been a senior attending in the ER the last three weeks. 666 00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:45,900 A blonde senior attending, to be accurate. 667 00:37:45,970 --> 00:37:48,200 And Foreman, is he back in neurology? 668 00:37:48,270 --> 00:37:51,330 He's at New York Mercy. He's been there a month. 669 00:37:51,410 --> 00:37:53,370 Did you see Foreman? 670 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,500 No. 671 00:37:54,580 --> 00:37:57,840 Doctor Chang to OR. Doctor Chang to OR. 672 00:37:59,180 --> 00:38:01,670 So, I'm cured. 673 00:38:01,750 --> 00:38:04,580 You're fine for now, but Von Hippel-Lindau is a genetic disease. 674 00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:06,020 There's no cure. 675 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,180 Greta, you need to come clean to NASA. 676 00:38:11,090 --> 00:38:12,860 You said you got all the cysts. 677 00:38:12,930 --> 00:38:14,450 They could re-emerge. 678 00:38:15,430 --> 00:38:17,060 I'll go to radiology clinics. 679 00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:18,690 I'll get regular screenings. 680 00:38:18,770 --> 00:38:21,100 If something happened while you're up there, 681 00:38:21,170 --> 00:38:22,260 you'd be playing Russian Roulette 682 00:38:22,340 --> 00:38:23,530 with other people's... Relax. 683 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,700 She doesn't have to tell, and neither do you. 684 00:38:28,780 --> 00:38:33,310 Turns out the NASA doctors even know where the hyphen in Von Hippel-Lindau goes. 685 00:38:34,780 --> 00:38:36,480 You called them? 686 00:38:36,950 --> 00:38:38,480 I'm not an idiot. 687 00:38:39,020 --> 00:38:40,990 Those shuttles fly over New Jersey. 688 00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:56,070 So, here we are. The big moment! 689 00:38:56,140 --> 00:38:59,900 Which of you gets to live to be abused another day? 690 00:38:59,970 --> 00:39:04,740 And which of you goes home and rationalizes being fired as character building? 691 00:39:10,490 --> 00:39:11,980 The following numbers, thanks for playing. 692 00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:16,890 21, 19, 8, 34, 693 00:39:17,490 --> 00:39:18,820 17, 694 00:39:19,390 --> 00:39:21,390 29, 5, 695 00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:24,190 36, 2. 696 00:39:25,900 --> 00:39:27,990 The rest of you, 8 a. m. Sharp. 697 00:39:28,070 --> 00:39:30,830 I'll be in sometime between 10:00 and 3:00. 698 00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:33,340 Oh, and 26, stick around a while. 699 00:39:38,550 --> 00:39:40,380 I did nothing wrong. 700 00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:42,180 Lots of people did nothing wrong. 701 00:39:42,250 --> 00:39:43,980 Other people screwed up, I never even... 702 00:39:44,050 --> 00:39:46,180 Other people took chances. 703 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,390 26? 704 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:53,760 Buddy Ebsen actually was allergic to... 705 00:39:53,830 --> 00:39:56,260 Yeah, I know. How old are you? 706 00:39:56,330 --> 00:39:57,800 21. 707 00:39:57,870 --> 00:39:59,700 You don't think it's relevant. 708 00:39:59,770 --> 00:40:02,290 I'll likely have less time to use the skills you teach us, 709 00:40:02,370 --> 00:40:04,200 but I don't think that's significant to you. 710 00:40:04,270 --> 00:40:07,170 How about the fact that you never went to medical school? 711 00:40:08,610 --> 00:40:12,140 Which is why you let the unlucky number do the trans echo. 712 00:40:13,210 --> 00:40:15,550 At least you're ethically unethical. 713 00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:22,190 30 years I worked in the Columbia med school admissions office. 714 00:40:22,260 --> 00:40:25,920 Audited all the classes, most of them, more than once. 715 00:40:27,460 --> 00:40:29,260 I just never got a diploma. 716 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,630 You had to know I'd find out sooner or later. 717 00:40:34,540 --> 00:40:36,130 I know you break rules. 718 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,030 I thought maybe you'd break one for me. 719 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,100 I can't hire you as a doctor. 720 00:40:43,950 --> 00:40:46,000 But you can still tell me what you think. 721 00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:49,210 You could also fetch me coffee and pick up my dry cleaning. 722 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,720 Until I can decide whether or not to keep you. 723 00:40:51,790 --> 00:40:55,850 So, I'm playing this whole game to be, like, your secretary? 724 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,420 Assistant sounds marginally less demeaning. 725 00:40:59,330 --> 00:41:01,350 It's not my dream job. 726 00:41:01,430 --> 00:41:04,800 Actually, it is. It's just not your dream title. 727 00:41:31,260 --> 00:41:32,850 Three weeks. 728 00:41:32,930 --> 00:41:36,390 For someone who never misses something small, you missed something big. 729 00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:39,770 You're an idiot. 730 00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:42,870 The hair, where I'm working, or both? 731 00:41:42,940 --> 00:41:44,910 The hair makes you look like a hooker. 732 00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,010 I like it. 733 00:41:48,180 --> 00:41:50,700 Pulling pieces of windshield out of car accident victims, 734 00:41:50,780 --> 00:41:53,910 and reattaching fingertips sliced off cutting bagels? 735 00:41:54,650 --> 00:41:57,780 At least Chase's move is only one step down. 736 00:41:57,850 --> 00:42:00,480 I can do good here. Get it out of my system. 737 00:42:04,090 --> 00:42:06,120 Why'd you rat your patient out to NASA? 738 00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:10,030 I don't know who's been gossiping about ethics instead of sex, 739 00:42:10,100 --> 00:42:12,090 but I hope they've already been fired. 740 00:42:12,670 --> 00:42:14,790 Which number was it? Greta. 741 00:42:14,870 --> 00:42:16,770 Number. No number, the patient. 742 00:42:17,310 --> 00:42:18,770 How do you think she got your pager number? 743 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,400 She came into the ER, didn't want to talk... 744 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,770 I didn't rat her out. 745 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,140 You lied? 746 00:42:24,050 --> 00:42:27,240 I suppose I should tell her that before she keys my car. 747 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:28,840 Why lie? 748 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,040 I had to stop some leaky faucets. 749 00:42:32,090 --> 00:42:33,450 What did it matter? 750 00:42:34,220 --> 00:42:36,020 It was no one's business. 751 00:42:37,290 --> 00:42:38,350 Right. 752 00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:40,590 She's gonna be the safest astronaut up there. 753 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,920 Certainly more vigilant than the guy next to her who's got no clue 754 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,330 about the aneurysm in his head ready to pop. 755 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,730 Right. 756 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,940 You got a better reason? 757 00:42:53,980 --> 00:42:56,210 You couldn't kill her dream.