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It's cold.

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Oh, good. Thank you.

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There's a new girl at
the ice cream store.

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She doesn't seem too fond
of buttoning her top button.

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Let's go check her out.

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House.M.D
Season 4 Episode 03

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what are we supposed to
be doing—it's almost 4:00.

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You got somewhere to be?

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We know he likes to manipulate
people. He's probably testing us.

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To find out what?

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How long we can look stupid for?

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He said he'd be here by 3:00.
He's obviously not coming.

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- I'm going home.
- nobody follow her.

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She pied pipered nine people
right out of a job last week.

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Would you mind holding
my metaphor for a second?

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New patient.37 year-old male.

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Suffers from severe
ascending muscle weakness.

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- Why are you late?
- To see who'd put up with it.

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So if we left, we would have been fired?

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I was gonna fire whoever stuck
around. But since everyone stuck around...

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28% curvature of the spine has
caused reduced lung capacity,

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and has reduced bone mineral density.

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patient has spinal muscular atrophy.

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It's genetic, incurable.

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This is not a diagnostic mystery.

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- You have just given state secrets to the enemy.
- What enemy?

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New patient. New rules. Today you're
gonna split yourselves into two teams.

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First to figure out what's
threatening to deprive the patient

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of the 20 or so miserable
years he's got left with sma,

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gets to keep their jobs. .

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Take off your numbers.You look stupid. And
I think I know who you are by now.

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Wait.How do you want us to split up?

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Good question, overly
excited former foster kid.

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There's ten of you. I'm thinking
six against six.No, wait.

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- How about women versus men?
- Excellent suggestion, fat twin.

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More interesting than evens versus odds, less
interesting than shirts against skins.

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If your sex organs
dangle, you're the confederates.

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If your sex organs are aesthetically
pleasing, you're the yanks.

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Dr. House... I'd like
to be on the men's team.

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You've never hired more than
one female in your team before.

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If you're going to purge an entire
gender, it isn't going to be the danglers.

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Sounds logical.

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If you don't think about it
for more than three seconds.

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But I just told you that if
the danglers lose, they're out.

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So I can only assume, you're
hiding the real reason.

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You don't think the women
will be aggressive enough,

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or be good enough at
science, they'll be too emotional.

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Can I switch teams?

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- If the danglers are okay,I'm okay.
- We're not okay.

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I get it.You don't like me because

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- maybe I'm a little bit competitive.
- Manipulative.

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Cutthroat bitch is your official title.

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It's a game.U can either
play for fun or play to win.

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If you want to win, you want cutthroat.

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No, thank you.

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First thing we have to do
is get inside his head.

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It's not psychological.

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I'm not talking about the
patient, I'm talking about House.

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He's insane, but he's not irresponsible.

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He wouldn't be playing this game, if
the didn't already know the answer.

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First thing we do is
gang bang the sucker.

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There's five of us. We
can run dozens of tests.

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We don't need a theory. We
just need brute force.

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What about the assist dog?

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Picks bacteria-infested things up
with its bacteria-infested mouth,

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- hands them over to the guy and...
- ithe dog.It wouldn't be fair.

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- To who?
- Whom? The men.

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House knows I used to be a vet.

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If the dog's the
answer, they'd be at a handicap.

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What about the dog?

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Assist dogs put
everything in their mouth,

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- money, door knobs.
- Great.

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That's not what I said. Why
do you think a low sodium...

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I don't

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The patient took a trip to Thailand two weeks ago.

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- Hey, write bigger And angle the board more so they can see it.
- This is wrong.

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It's only wrong Ty cheat f us And if
they cheat off us, They're wrong.

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They're not cheating.One
of them is moving.

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Hey, stop playing With your
sutures Or I'll have to redo them.

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Why do you guys Keep a d cell
battery In a urine specimen cup?

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Because we pulled it From
a patient's intestine.

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Why would somebody Swallow a battery?

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Why do you assume It was swallowed?

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Bed five needs a bag
Of ringer's lactate.

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It would have been worse
If he'd used a nine volt.

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Who said it was a "he"?

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False assumptions.You're good.You're
trying to get me To think like him.

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And you're trying To kiss my
ass. Why are you talking to me?

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Because House is turning
Patient care into a game.

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It's dangerous... The patient's
gonna suffer, Maybe die.

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Wow, You really need to shave.

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See what I did there?

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Whoa

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Interesting.

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Need a crash cart in here!

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I didn't do it.

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when a person faints, it's because They're
not getting Enough blood to their brain.

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The act of falling Corrects the problem.

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You faint again strapped Into that
power chair Where you can't fall...

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You might not wake up.

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killed by an assistive device.

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At least my death Would be ironic.

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I think when you Went to thailand You
picked up a thread worm Called strongyloides.

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They usually go up Through your feet.

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I didn't do a lot of
Walking on the beach.

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But I assume You did have
someone Lay you down in the sand.

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Bare back, bare legs. Increases
exposure Tenfold over bare feet.

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Two pills.

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You'll be all better.

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Can I have some water For those, please?

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- Hey, take a number.
- House didn't say anything About taking turns.

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- What's she testing him for?
- Don't.

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They'll spend all day obsessing over my idea
Instead of coming up With one of their own.

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- And hey,I might be wrong.
- Seriously.

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I'm worried that if we don't know What
she's giving you There can be conflicts.

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No, you're not.House told me
He's keeping track Of all that.

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ten doctors. They should
be getting Ten cures.

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We need blood,Hair, and stool.

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You poop, and then You use the wooden
sticks To collect the fecal matter,

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Then you rub it On the green box.

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Hand it to my dog. only one of
those things I can do on my own.

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And the last couple of days,I
haven't been doing that.

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Is it all right With you if
we... Carry you into the bathroom?

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If you want me there, That's the
way You're gonna have to do it.

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- Okay. Ready?
- Mm-hm.

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One,two, three.

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Can I get a little Head
support,please? Thank you.

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Why are you here?

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My offices are being used By my teams.

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Teams?

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Which means this is the only
Place where you can yell at me.

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You have teams?

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Two of them.I wanted to
deal With the yelling today,

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Because I noticed What you were wearing, And
I wouldn't have to listen All that closely.

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You can't make a competition
Out of patient care.

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Without competition, We'd
still be Single-cell organisms.

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- Can I go now?
- Not until After the yelling.

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What's wrong with him?

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I have seven Of the finest minds on
it. Along with three very special...

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you wouldn't be doing
this, Unless you already knew...

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uh-uh.I tell you, You
tell them.Game's over.

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If you know, You are obligated to treat.

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Well, then in that case,I don't know.

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Why would a guy...

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Voluntarily shove A metal
object Into an electrical socket?

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I'm getting closer and
closer To knowing the answer.

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What would happen If
I shut down this game?

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I'd fire them all, Hire 40 new Fellowship
applicants, Start the game All over again.

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You do know what's Wrong with him, right?

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Oh, it'd be pretty irresponsible
If I didn't, Wouldn't it?

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- antibiotics aren't working.
- legionella could explain the lungs, the fever...

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If she had legionella, She'd
have low sodium.

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What can you tell me About her?

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She likes body surfing.

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Maybe picked up a virus
Swimming off jones beach.

158
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But she doesn't even Have the energy
To finish her Crossword anymore.

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00:10:03,530 --> 00:10:05,930
- Her boyfriend said...
- That's it.

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00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:07,470
- What is?
- Blurry vision.

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00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:09,100
How do you get Blurry vision from...

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You don't stop a daily ritual That
cures boredom Because you're bored.

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She stopped doing Her crossword puzzle
Because she's having A hard time reading it.

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what causes fever, boggy
lungs And blurry vision?

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Fungal.

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Aspergillus would explain The
pneumonia, which explains the fever.

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Start her on amphotericin.

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hey,guys? Great job.

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If you're gonna try
To take yourself out,

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Why choose electricity? You eat
a bullet, Jump off a building...

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I love the team thing, By the way.

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Bury yourself alive In cuddy's cleavage.

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Teamwork,collaboration, All
for the greater good.

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It could have been A suicidal
gesture, As opposed To an actual attempt.

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Interestingly, The rain in spain Doesn't
actually fall In the plain all that much.

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00:11:05,570 --> 00:11:09,560
But who puts their internal Organs
on a skillet Just to get attention?

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Go ask him.

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That would be cheating.

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- Got a diagnosis yet?
- Get out of here.

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00:11:20,910 --> 00:11:23,130
- Got a stool sample yet?
- How could you know?

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00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:26,380
Oh,I talked to a
nurse. Pretty brilliant, huh?

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00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:29,660
I give you a move House will love, straight
from one Of his former fellows,

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00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:32,060
- And you let me join your team.
- you're too late.

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00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,280
We already have our diagnosis.

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00:11:33,390 --> 00:11:37,760
He's lying because He wants
you to go away.So do I.

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00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,280
How do we know you're
not A double agent?

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to find out what we're
thinking, Then go back to the women?

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00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:43,200
Because I don't care
What you're thinking.

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00:11:43,310 --> 00:11:46,270
You wanna know why I want to be
on your team?Because you're idiots.

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00:11:46,380 --> 00:11:49,030
if I can get the women out
of the competition,I'm in.

191
00:11:49,140 --> 00:11:51,520
And so are two of you.

192
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,700
So... what's the big move?

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00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:08,980
It's called xenodiagnosis. We
let this bugs bite you,

194
00:12:09,090 --> 00:12:11,030
And then we test their
feces For parasites.

195
00:12:11,140 --> 00:12:12,960
Why can't you Test my feces?

196
00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:15,400
Because you've been Chugging milk
of magnesia For the past hour.

197
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,700
You have a lot going in
And nothing coming out.

198
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:21,530
testing the bugs' feces Is actually
more accurate Than testing yours.

199
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:24,760
Smaller haystack, Easier
to find the needle.

200
00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:30,770
You okay? Get the bugs off.

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00:12:34,050 --> 00:12:36,290
- Get the bugs off him!
- Test isn't done.

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00:12:36,410 --> 00:12:38,800
He's choking!

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00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:49,250
patchy infiltrates on the x-ray.

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00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:53,080
patient improved with chest pt and
oxygen, consistent with aspiration.

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00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:55,340
So now we have Another
symptom to explain.

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00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:59,250
Why does his throat think
His lungs are his stomach?

207
00:13:00,830 --> 00:13:02,980
And why are your throats Closing up?

208
00:13:03,090 --> 00:13:04,760
Shouldn't we be In separate rooms?

209
00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:07,580
You think I'm gonna run Two
differentials This time in the morning?

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00:13:07,710 --> 00:13:09,820
- Grumpy, you're first.
- I'm not grumpy.

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00:13:09,930 --> 00:13:12,480
Oh, why would I call
you that If you weren't?

212
00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:14,440
It's an unusual Combination.

213
00:13:14,550 --> 00:13:16,850
Unusual equals exotic, Equals foreign.

214
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,630
Has to be connected To
his trip to thailand.

215
00:13:18,740 --> 00:13:20,180
You practice medicine overseas?

216
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,480
I was with doctors without
Borders for eight years.

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00:13:22,590 --> 00:13:24,770
- Ta da!
- It's in my file.

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00:13:24,890 --> 00:13:28,460
david blaine Hides the six of hearts
In a beer bottle, It's still impressive.

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00:13:28,710 --> 00:13:31,660
- you like exotic. Why are you here?
- I want this job.

220
00:13:31,780 --> 00:13:33,740
- parents sick?
- No.

221
00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:35,890
- I just...
- This is not the job you want.

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00:13:36,010 --> 00:13:38,880
This is the job In the zip
code you want.You engaged?

223
00:13:38,990 --> 00:13:40,870
- Yes.
- Ta da!

224
00:13:40,990 --> 00:13:43,540
am I not allowed to grow
up And change my priorities?

225
00:13:43,650 --> 00:13:46,030
You're allowed to, People usually don't.

226
00:13:46,140 --> 00:13:49,680
This is not a new symptom. Our
patient Has spinal muscular atrophy.

227
00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:52,800
He has documented Trouble
swallowing. The choking's not new.

228
00:13:52,930 --> 00:13:55,190
so it's nothing's
new. What caused the old?

229
00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:57,670
Strongyloides worms
Explain the fainting.

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- We already treated...
- So he's all better, Woman... Who...

231
00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:03,260
- thirteen.
- Hasn't got any worse.

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00:14:03,380 --> 00:14:06,200
it's a pretty passive approach
For the daughter Of an alcoholic.

233
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,310
Wrong again.

234
00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:10,060
we could stress his
system. Put him on a tilt table.

235
00:14:10,190 --> 00:14:13,400
if he stays conscious, means we
made The right diagnosis, And we win.

236
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:16,380
Then why haven't you?

237
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:20,180
Six against four.

238
00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:22,530
One of the men's gonna have
To join the women's team.

239
00:14:23,510 --> 00:14:26,720
On the other hand, One of the
men Isn't an actual doctor.

240
00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:29,590
So,I guess it's pretty fair.

241
00:14:30,210 --> 00:14:32,350
Men, you're in the penalty box.

242
00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:33,810
Uh, who's not the doctor?

243
00:14:33,930 --> 00:14:35,730
I'm glad you asked about that.

244
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,700
reason I'm penalizing
you Is time management.

245
00:14:38,830 --> 00:14:41,620
In diagnostics, you're always
Working against the clock.

246
00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:44,060
the women came up with a theory
and they treated the patient.

247
00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:48,290
you guys just sat around in a lab, hoping a
series of blind tests would give you a theory.

248
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:50,880
You wasted the patient's time.

249
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,950
Now I'm gonna waste yours.

250
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,860
Her gums are turning yellow.

251
00:14:54,970 --> 00:14:57,280
Whatever it is, It's in her liver now.

252
00:14:57,380 --> 00:14:59,070
Fungal fit perfectly.

253
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,600
We were wrong.

254
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,620
We're gonna keep being
wrong, Until we're right.

255
00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:05,230
Or till she dies.

256
00:15:05,350 --> 00:15:07,540
Yeah, that was very helpful.

257
00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:10,410
Need a team to tell me We're mortals.

258
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:15,000
Look, I'm sorry.You're right.

259
00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:18,540
It doesn't hurt to be reminded That
we're dealing With real stakes here.

260
00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:22,520
Liver failure is a bad
thing, But it's also a clue.

261
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,870
What does it tell us?

262
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:36,940
I can't let you leave.I
think you're still suicidal.

263
00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:38,930
I wasn't trying to off myself.

264
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,570
No, that's right.You were
just trying To kill a wall.

265
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:48,590
I check this box, And your next roommates
Are gonna be Jesus And crazy mcloonybin.

266
00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:51,830
That guy never had a chance.

267
00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:53,700
It's gonna sound stupid.

268
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,650
Suddenly you're shy?

269
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,470
You pooped your pants In front of me.

270
00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:01,010
It's one of the nasty
Side effects of dying.

271
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:09,000
Last saturday,I got In a car crash.

272
00:16:09,110 --> 00:16:12,630
A drunk driver came over
The line and hit me head on.

273
00:16:12,970 --> 00:16:15,640
It was like slow motion.

274
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:20,560
I saw these headlights, And...

275
00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:24,060
I saw...

276
00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:31,600
The paramedics said I was
technically dead For 97 seconds.

277
00:16:34,270 --> 00:16:39,890
It was the best 97 seconds Of my life.

278
00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:51,410
Okay, here's what happened. Your
oxygen-deprived brain was shutting down.

279
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:54,620
A flood of endorphins
And serotonin was released

280
00:16:54,730 --> 00:16:56,220
And it's what gave you The visions.

281
00:16:56,340 --> 00:17:00,350
no. Believe me.It wasn't chemicals.

282
00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:03,770
I've done every
hallucinogenic there is.

283
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:07,470
This was way bigger than that.

284
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,800
There's something out there.

285
00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:18,040
Something more.

286
00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:21,350
- Hey, can I have My knife back?
- No.

287
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,740
- Who the hell Isn't a doctor?
- House said we can't talk.

288
00:17:27,970 --> 00:17:29,380
He meant we can't talk About the case.

289
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,460
House is just Jerking us around.

290
00:17:31,590 --> 00:17:33,860
- It's what he does.
- You're not curious?

291
00:17:33,910 --> 00:17:35,930
only one reason You wouldn't be curious.

292
00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:38,200
We should talk about the case.

293
00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:41,670
He's punishing us For wasting time. Maybe
we shouldn't be Wasting this time.

294
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:43,730
Close that door.You're
gonna get us all fired.

295
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:47,480
We need to find a link Between
fainting And trouble swallowing.

296
00:17:47,590 --> 00:17:50,700
We need to know If it's
dysphagia Or full blown achalasia.

297
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,190
Paraganglioma.

298
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,020
How would a neoplastic growth
In his abdomen explain...

299
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:58,680
Not his abdomen, In his neck.A carotid
body tumor Causes trouble swallowing.

300
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:02,090
food presses against the vagus
nerve, And causes the fainting.

301
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,970
So if this guy has cancer, We
get to keep our jobs?

302
00:18:05,090 --> 00:18:06,260
If he's healthy, We're fired?

303
00:18:06,370 --> 00:18:07,520
We need a ct to prove it.

304
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,550
we need the women not to figure
it out while we're sitting here.

305
00:18:09,690 --> 00:18:12,750
And does House's computer
Have a built-in microphone?

306
00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:43,230
there is a potential toxicity
In the experimental treatment.

307
00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:46,870
I was never here.

308
00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:52,590
Blood pressure's remaining
Stable through 60 degrees.

309
00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:55,290
No pauses on his ekg, No nausea.

310
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,000
Our treatment worked.

311
00:18:57,130 --> 00:18:59,780
- I need our patient.
- Syncope's cured,amber.It's over.

312
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:04,750
You obviously haven't stressed
The system hard enough.

313
00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:07,860
You crank it up high
enough, Anyone will pass out.

314
00:19:07,870 --> 00:19:10,520
This is incredible.

315
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,180
This is the most I've moved in 40 years.

316
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:19,650
The tilt table test Showed that the patient's
ekg, Bpm pulse remained Normal despite...

317
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,670
Who are you, thirteen?

318
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,470
My name's in the file.

319
00:19:23,570 --> 00:19:26,820
Fact that you don't answer my questions tells me more about
you Than answers could.

320
00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:27,950
No, it doesn't.

321
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:31,140
- We turned the thing Up to 95 degrees... - You
don't think that Non-answers tell me anything?

322
00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:34,620
Sure, just not as much As actual
answers. That's why they're called Answers.

323
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:37,050
- Tells me you're hiding Something.
- Tells you I'm hiding everything.

324
00:19:37,170 --> 00:19:41,160
Tells me you got something Worth
hiding.Is it turkish prison? Gay porn?

325
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,520
You killed a man, Just because
he was asking Too many questions?

326
00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:45,460
- Can I finish reporting On the patient?
- No need.

327
00:19:46,050 --> 00:19:49,760
I'll see you In an hour or so.
Got to set some stuff up.

328
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:56,340
Thank you all for coming...

329
00:19:56,460 --> 00:19:59,380
To tribal council.

330
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:03,490
A man of your integrity I
feel I can trust. Big love.

331
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,790
and I don't call you that
Because you're a mormon.

332
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,700
Where's your team's sixth man?

333
00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:10,520
she went rogue. Broke the rules.

334
00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:13,340
You also sinned.You have no
right To cast the first stone.

335
00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:15,240
And atheists have no
right To quote scripture.

336
00:20:15,350 --> 00:20:16,740
The rules said no talking.

337
00:20:16,850 --> 00:20:18,750
- I told them not to talk.
- Out loud.

338
00:20:18,890 --> 00:20:20,590
We were trying To save a man's life.

339
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:25,300
Key word being "trying."Tilt table
test confirmed That you guys were wrong.

340
00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:28,890
You're fired.

341
00:20:29,870 --> 00:20:33,330
Ah, the prodigal son
returneth.You're also fired.

342
00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:35,980
We thought there was a tumor
on the patient's esophagus.

343
00:20:36,090 --> 00:20:38,470
We were right About the
area, Wrong about the diagnosis.

344
00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:41,770
turns out the esophagus is just
straightening.It's scleroderma.

345
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,380
Explains the syncope And the
choking. He needs steroids.

346
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,150
- you did a ct scan?
- Obviously.

347
00:20:46,270 --> 00:20:48,420
After you were already Proven wrong?

348
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,210
Good for you.

349
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,290
It's too bad you're wrong.

350
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,640
Straightening Indicates
weakening, not hardening.

351
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:57,070
sma explains the weakening.

352
00:20:57,190 --> 00:20:59,910
Strongyloides infection
Explains everything else.

353
00:21:00,030 --> 00:21:03,510
You ladies have the honor To
give the patient A feeding tube,

354
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,810
discharge him, and show
up for work tomorrow.

355
00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:10,460
The rest of you, You're a disappointment.

356
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:13,640
You make me Want to stop dangling.

357
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:23,960
It was the best Two weeks of my life.

358
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,020
I think I will miss you Most of
all, Ridiculously old fraud.

359
00:21:37,510 --> 00:21:38,900
Do you think House Could be wrong?

360
00:21:38,910 --> 00:21:40,100
I thought he fired you.

361
00:21:40,110 --> 00:21:41,700
No. He fired the men.

362
00:21:47,410 --> 00:21:48,700
I don't think He's wrong.

363
00:21:48,710 --> 00:21:50,200
If he is, How would I prove it?

364
00:21:50,210 --> 00:21:51,800
I just said I don't think he is.

365
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,500
Well, thinking Isn't good enough.

366
00:21:54,610 --> 00:21:57,500
You have to run a blood test
For anticentromere antibodies.

367
00:21:57,510 --> 00:21:59,100
Would you mind Running the labs?

368
00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:00,100
You can't.

369
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:00,900
Well,I can, but...

370
00:22:00,910 --> 00:22:03,000
No.I was making a statement.

371
00:22:03,310 --> 00:22:06,100
You've been fired, So you no
longer have Lab privileges.

372
00:22:06,110 --> 00:22:07,300
You weren't coming here For advice,

373
00:22:07,310 --> 00:22:09,600
You were coming here To con
a favor to save your job.

374
00:22:10,010 --> 00:22:11,100
Sorry.

375
00:22:11,110 --> 00:22:14,300
I'm not working For him anymore, But
he can still Make my life miserable.

376
00:22:16,510 --> 00:22:19,400
And you have a chance To
make his life miserable.

377
00:22:22,710 --> 00:22:24,300
I'm insulted.

378
00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:26,900
You con cameron By
appealing To her humanity.

379
00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:28,500
I told her What she wanted to hear.

380
00:22:28,510 --> 00:22:30,300
And you told me What you
thought I wanted to hear.

381
00:22:30,310 --> 00:22:33,500
If it's any consolation, I think
your motives Are more interesting.

382
00:22:36,110 --> 00:22:37,800
I cannot believe He fired you.

383
00:22:39,010 --> 00:22:40,400
Go draw his blood.

384
00:22:40,410 --> 00:22:42,700
I'll meet you in the
lab When I'm done here.

385
00:22:49,610 --> 00:22:51,400
Guess you didn't find Your tumor.

386
00:22:51,410 --> 00:22:53,800
The other doctors Tell
you that you were fine?

387
00:22:53,810 --> 00:22:55,200
Yeah.

388
00:22:55,210 --> 00:22:57,800
They said it was just
My disease getting worse.

389
00:23:00,910 --> 00:23:03,400
You come to terms With this disease.

390
00:23:04,910 --> 00:23:06,900
You know it's there.

391
00:23:07,510 --> 00:23:08,600
you know it's waiting.

392
00:23:08,610 --> 00:23:10,300
and every now and again...

393
00:23:10,510 --> 00:23:12,200
It takes something away.

394
00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:16,400
Took my walking.

395
00:23:16,910 --> 00:23:19,000
Took my modesty.

396
00:23:19,610 --> 00:23:22,100
Now it's taking One
of my last pleasures.

397
00:23:22,910 --> 00:23:24,600
Well, there's an outside shot

398
00:23:24,610 --> 00:23:27,500
That something other Than the
sma's causing Your eating problems.

399
00:23:27,910 --> 00:23:29,900
And if it is, We can fix it.

400
00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:31,600
and remove that tube.

401
00:23:39,310 --> 00:23:41,100
Is that my blood?

402
00:23:41,110 --> 00:23:42,900
It's green.

403
00:23:43,410 --> 00:23:45,100
What does that mean?

404
00:23:49,910 --> 00:23:51,900
It means I'm not fired.

405
00:23:52,310 --> 00:23:53,900
Is he a vulcan?

406
00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:57,600
If no, what makes nimoy Bleed green?

407
00:23:57,610 --> 00:23:58,900
Are we officially Unfired?

408
00:23:58,910 --> 00:24:01,000
How do we know she didn't
Fake the green blood?

409
00:24:01,010 --> 00:24:04,400
Because that would be stupid. And
while she May be manipulative,

410
00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:06,400
Borderline evil, Shallow...

411
00:24:06,410 --> 00:24:07,200
They get it.

412
00:24:07,210 --> 00:24:08,500
I'm not stupid.

413
00:24:08,510 --> 00:24:10,400
what contrast did you use for the ct?

414
00:24:10,410 --> 00:24:11,100
Icm.

415
00:24:11,110 --> 00:24:12,200
His kidneys aren't working.

416
00:24:12,210 --> 00:24:16,400
they didn't filter the
contrast, Which in icm is green.

417
00:24:17,310 --> 00:24:18,400
Ten points.

418
00:24:18,410 --> 00:24:21,000
Okay, let's add Kidney failure
To our list of symptoms.

419
00:24:21,010 --> 00:24:21,900
what are these points?

420
00:24:21,910 --> 00:24:23,400
Is that how you're deciding Who to fire?

421
00:24:23,410 --> 00:24:26,100
I'm gonna fire The next person
who asks me Who I'm going to fire.

422
00:24:26,110 --> 00:24:27,300
Now we're on the point system?

423
00:24:27,310 --> 00:24:28,300
What happened to men Against women?

424
00:24:28,310 --> 00:24:29,400
Forget the game.

425
00:24:29,410 --> 00:24:30,400
What do you mean Forget the game?

426
00:24:30,410 --> 00:24:32,300
I mean forget the damn game!

427
00:24:32,310 --> 00:24:33,600
The guy's kidneys are failing.

428
00:24:33,610 --> 00:24:35,100
We need to diagnose exactly...

429
00:24:35,110 --> 00:24:36,300
I thought we Were diagnosing.

430
00:24:36,310 --> 00:24:38,400
You were diagnosing. Now I am too.

431
00:24:39,010 --> 00:24:41,900
I thought that thirteen Was
right about the strongyloides.

432
00:24:42,410 --> 00:24:43,700
I was obviously wrong.

433
00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:47,500
Okay, kidney failure,
Aspiration,fainting, go.

434
00:24:47,510 --> 00:24:50,200
kidney failure could be the
result Of a gram negative bacteria.

435
00:24:50,210 --> 00:24:52,000
Our patient wears A catheter full time.

436
00:24:52,010 --> 00:24:54,300
it virtually guarantees
Bacterial infection.

437
00:24:54,310 --> 00:24:56,500
Which could have migrated
Up to his kidneys.

438
00:24:56,510 --> 00:25:00,500
Infection stresses His already
weakened system, Makes his sma worse.

439
00:25:00,510 --> 00:25:02,400
That explains the choking And fainting.

440
00:25:02,410 --> 00:25:04,000
Put him on An iv amp and gent.

441
00:25:04,010 --> 00:25:06,300
our team's scleroderma
diagnosis still holds.

442
00:25:06,310 --> 00:25:09,000
The tests could Have been negative Because
the blood Was tainted with contrast.

443
00:25:09,010 --> 00:25:10,600
Do a skin biopsy.

444
00:25:10,610 --> 00:25:12,800
Get a side of lymph node To confirm.

445
00:25:19,510 --> 00:25:21,200
I could have you fired.

446
00:25:22,110 --> 00:25:23,500
You already had me fired.

447
00:25:23,510 --> 00:25:24,600
Just proves than I can.

448
00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:26,200
And were the men wrong?

449
00:25:26,210 --> 00:25:27,000
No.

450
00:25:27,010 --> 00:25:28,700
- It doesn't change the fact...
- Why are you yelling at me?

451
00:25:28,710 --> 00:25:31,700
Because performing tests For someone
who is not a doctor In this hospital...

452
00:25:31,710 --> 00:25:32,700
You're frustrated.

453
00:25:32,710 --> 00:25:36,900
You want help?I'm here. If you
just need to vent, Leave a message.

454
00:25:39,610 --> 00:25:41,300
I like him better like this.

455
00:25:41,910 --> 00:25:43,100
You?

456
00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:46,500
Patient developed Pneumonia.

457
00:25:46,510 --> 00:25:47,800
His lungs are filling fast.

458
00:25:47,810 --> 00:25:49,600
We started him on antibiotics. Nothing.

459
00:25:50,110 --> 00:25:51,600
- We were wrong.
- And you're here to say...?

460
00:25:51,610 --> 00:25:53,900
We were wrong too. He
doesn't have scleroderma.

461
00:25:53,910 --> 00:25:55,900
Biopsy revealed No fibrotic changes.

462
00:25:55,910 --> 00:25:57,900
Cervical lymph node Has black flecks.

463
00:25:57,910 --> 00:26:00,000
Small areas of necrosis.It's nothing.

464
00:26:00,010 --> 00:26:02,600
You say nothing.I say cancer.

465
00:26:02,610 --> 00:26:04,600
It's a bit of a stretch
To jump right to cancer.

466
00:26:04,610 --> 00:26:07,400
I'm not jumping. Broad specs haven't
worked, So it's not bacterial.

467
00:26:07,410 --> 00:26:10,000
Failing liver Despite treatment
Suggests it's not fungal.

468
00:26:10,010 --> 00:26:14,100
And her high lactic acidosis Points
towards anaplastic Large cell lymphoma.

469
00:26:14,110 --> 00:26:17,900
Also suggests Infection, Which is
a lot easier And safer to treat.

470
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:20,000
Large cell lymphoma Is
incredibly aggressive.

471
00:26:20,010 --> 00:26:22,000
She'll be dead in a week
If we follow the textbooks.

472
00:26:22,010 --> 00:26:25,600
Unless it's infection, In which case You
radiate her And she'll be dead In a day.

473
00:26:25,810 --> 00:26:28,100
I know you have some
experience With that.

474
00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:31,900
I've seen doctors Do this before.

475
00:26:31,910 --> 00:26:33,200
Go back to the scene Of the crime.

476
00:26:33,210 --> 00:26:35,900
If you're right this time, You
purge yourself Of past ghosts.

477
00:26:35,910 --> 00:26:39,000
I know it's contrary To protocol,
But I think it's more likely...

478
00:26:39,010 --> 00:26:41,000
Ghosts are there For a reason.

479
00:26:41,810 --> 00:26:43,900
So you don't make The
same mistake twice.

480
00:26:44,910 --> 00:26:47,400
Switch over to
third-generation Cephalosporin.

481
00:26:53,510 --> 00:26:55,100
You want to remove his eye?

482
00:26:56,010 --> 00:26:57,000
Who told you?

483
00:26:57,010 --> 00:26:58,500
You booked the o.r.

484
00:26:58,510 --> 00:26:59,900
Good.

485
00:27:01,110 --> 00:27:02,800
You can't beat me In a foot race.

486
00:27:02,810 --> 00:27:04,200
I thought We were dancing.

487
00:27:06,310 --> 00:27:09,200
Cervical lymph node Is a garbage dump.

488
00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:10,200
Very small one.

489
00:27:10,210 --> 00:27:12,400
Just one truck comes in And
only comes from one home.

490
00:27:12,410 --> 00:27:14,100
Al gore would be Appalled. The home...

491
00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:16,000
The home is the right eye.I get it.

492
00:27:16,910 --> 00:27:19,600
- Do a biopsy.
- on my way.

493
00:27:20,210 --> 00:27:22,100
You're not doing A biopsy.

494
00:27:22,110 --> 00:27:23,600
You ordered An orbital exenteration.

495
00:27:23,610 --> 00:27:25,800
Right. Because I don't want
To remove A little tiny piece,

496
00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:27,400
Sit in the lab And confirm
What I already know,

497
00:27:27,410 --> 00:27:29,400
While my patient
drowns In his own fluid.

498
00:27:29,410 --> 00:27:32,000
But if you want me
to, I absolutely will.

499
00:27:32,610 --> 00:27:34,200
How advanced Is the pneumonia?

500
00:27:34,210 --> 00:27:35,900
It's taking college courses.

501
00:27:36,910 --> 00:27:39,900
Hey, wilson, I'm gonna cut
Some cripple's eye out.

502
00:27:39,910 --> 00:27:41,300
Wanna come watch?

503
00:27:43,310 --> 00:27:44,600
Good times.

504
00:27:44,610 --> 00:27:47,100
We good to go?

505
00:27:56,410 --> 00:27:59,300
I thought melanoma Was skin cancer.

506
00:27:59,810 --> 00:28:02,600
Technically it's cancer
Of the pigment cells.

507
00:28:02,610 --> 00:28:05,400
The same cells that
give Your iris its color.

508
00:28:05,910 --> 00:28:07,300
cancer?

509
00:28:08,110 --> 00:28:10,700
Why not? What else can god throw at me?

510
00:28:10,710 --> 00:28:14,600
Hail, locusts, Smiting of the first born.

511
00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:16,400
Of course it all depends
On how evil you've been.

512
00:28:16,410 --> 00:28:17,900
House...

513
00:28:18,210 --> 00:28:21,000
If it's cancer, it's
spread Everywhere, right?

514
00:28:22,110 --> 00:28:25,100
so it's in my lungs, My kidneys?

515
00:28:25,110 --> 00:28:28,800
There is a chance By removing
the eye, Get the primary tumor,

516
00:28:28,810 --> 00:28:31,800
and three courses of
radiation, That could...

517
00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:33,600
could... what?

518
00:28:33,610 --> 00:28:35,700
few months? Years?

519
00:28:37,010 --> 00:28:38,500
More likely months.

520
00:28:39,310 --> 00:28:43,200
Any of your other doctors
Have any cheerier diagnoses?

521
00:28:43,210 --> 00:28:45,200
if they do, they're
wrong. This is the answer.

522
00:28:45,210 --> 00:28:46,800
It's the only way To help you.

523
00:28:47,410 --> 00:28:49,100
I already Can't walk.

524
00:28:49,110 --> 00:28:50,900
I can't eat.

525
00:28:53,110 --> 00:28:57,600
You're telling me That the
rest of my life Is in this bed,

526
00:28:58,110 --> 00:28:59,700
Puking and in pain?

527
00:28:59,710 --> 00:29:01,600
We can manage the pain.

528
00:29:01,910 --> 00:29:04,400
I'd rather just Get this over with.

529
00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:11,900
I've been trapped in this
Useless body long enough.

530
00:29:13,410 --> 00:29:16,300
It'd be nice To finally get out.

531
00:29:18,410 --> 00:29:19,800
Get out and go where?

532
00:29:19,810 --> 00:29:21,300
you think you're gonna sprout wings,

533
00:29:21,310 --> 00:29:22,900
and start flying around
with the other angels?

534
00:29:22,910 --> 00:29:26,000
Don't be an idiot. There is
no after, There's just this.

535
00:29:26,010 --> 00:29:27,600
House!

536
00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:41,400
You can't let a dying man
Take solace in his beliefs?

537
00:29:41,410 --> 00:29:42,700
His beliefs Are stupid.

538
00:29:42,710 --> 00:29:44,100
Everybody lies.

539
00:29:44,110 --> 00:29:45,600
Some for good reason, Some for bad,

540
00:29:45,610 --> 00:29:47,400
This would have been A
fantastic reason to lie.

541
00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:49,100
Hi, greg House.

542
00:29:49,110 --> 00:29:52,300
Why can't you just Let
him have his fairy tale?

543
00:29:52,310 --> 00:29:54,300
If it gives him comfort
To imagine beaches,

544
00:29:54,310 --> 00:29:56,700
And loved ones, and life
outside A wheel chair...

545
00:29:56,710 --> 00:29:58,400
Are there 72 virgins too?

546
00:29:58,410 --> 00:29:59,500
It's over.

547
00:29:59,510 --> 00:30:01,900
He's got days, Maybe hours left.

548
00:30:01,910 --> 00:30:04,800
What pain does it cause you If he
spends that time With a peaceful smile?

549
00:30:04,810 --> 00:30:07,100
What sick pleasure do you
get In making damn sure

550
00:30:07,110 --> 00:30:08,800
He's filled With fear and dread?

551
00:30:08,810 --> 00:30:11,800
He shouldn't be making A
decision based on a lie.

552
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,100
Misery's better than nothing.

553
00:30:13,110 --> 00:30:14,500
You don't know there's nothing.

554
00:30:14,510 --> 00:30:15,500
You haven't been there.

555
00:30:15,510 --> 00:30:17,600
Oh, god.I am tired Of that argument.

556
00:30:17,610 --> 00:30:20,100
I don't have to go To detroit
To know that it smells.

557
00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:23,700
Yes, detroit, The afterlife. Same thing.

558
00:30:35,546 --> 00:30:45,546
Not As We
Alanis Morissette

559
00:31:34,210 --> 00:31:37,100
blurry vision

560
00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:01,800
You're not getting Enough oxygen,

561
00:32:01,810 --> 00:32:04,100
So we're inserting A tube
Directly Into your lungs.

562
00:32:04,110 --> 00:32:06,300
It should help us drain
Some of this excess fluid.

563
00:32:06,310 --> 00:32:08,200
It should make you A
little more comfortable.

564
00:32:13,910 --> 00:32:15,200
sats are still dropping.

565
00:32:16,710 --> 00:32:17,800
fluid's clear.

566
00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:19,800
If this was cancer,
There should be blood.

567
00:32:20,610 --> 00:32:22,100
Call House.

568
00:32:23,410 --> 00:32:24,800
He just paged me.

569
00:32:32,810 --> 00:32:34,500
dctor House

570
00:32:47,510 --> 00:32:49,100
Maybe it was...

571
00:32:49,410 --> 00:32:50,900
Just an accident.

572
00:32:50,910 --> 00:32:52,600
It wasn't an accident.

573
00:32:52,610 --> 00:32:55,500
You think his nihilism Got the best
of him? He tried to kill himself?

574
00:32:55,510 --> 00:32:56,500
He paged me.

575
00:32:56,510 --> 00:32:58,200
- Paged you?
- Why you?

576
00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,400
- I assume because...
- don't assume anything.

577
00:33:01,310 --> 00:33:02,800
Don't fall into that trap.

578
00:33:03,610 --> 00:33:05,000
Is he okay?

579
00:33:06,410 --> 00:33:07,600
Burned his hand pretty good.

580
00:33:07,610 --> 00:33:09,700
His heart stopped For nearly a minute.

581
00:33:09,910 --> 00:33:12,900
Your cohort managed to restart it.

582
00:33:12,910 --> 00:33:16,400
but he... Has not regained consciousness.

583
00:33:18,210 --> 00:33:19,600
so...

584
00:33:19,610 --> 00:33:23,700
Since I have you all here, We should
probably talk About your actual patient.

585
00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:26,700
clear fluid from the lungs indicates
that it's probably Not cancer.

586
00:33:26,710 --> 00:33:30,900
So it would be nice If we
could come up With a new idea.

587
00:33:39,810 --> 00:33:41,000
You're an idiot.

588
00:33:41,010 --> 00:33:42,500
you nearly killed yourself.

589
00:33:42,510 --> 00:33:43,700
That was the whole idea.

590
00:33:43,710 --> 00:33:44,800
You wanted to kill yourself?

591
00:33:44,810 --> 00:33:47,100
I wanted to nearly kill myself.

592
00:33:47,110 --> 00:33:49,300
- is he... Better?
- no.

593
00:33:49,710 --> 00:33:50,700
But he doesn't have cancer.

594
00:33:50,710 --> 00:33:52,700
We think it might be
Eosinophilic pneumonia.

595
00:33:52,710 --> 00:33:55,600
Maybe you didn't wanna die, But
you didn't care If you lived.

596
00:33:55,610 --> 00:33:58,500
You insisted that I
needed To see for myself.

597
00:33:59,810 --> 00:34:02,600
- Was he discharged?
- No. He's dying.

598
00:34:03,210 --> 00:34:06,000
You've already had Two
near death experiences.

599
00:34:06,010 --> 00:34:07,800
Not that guy.

600
00:34:07,810 --> 00:34:11,200
The guy in the car
accident, With the knife.

601
00:34:12,310 --> 00:34:14,300
I... I need to talk to him.

602
00:34:14,910 --> 00:34:17,500
He died Almost an hour ago.

603
00:34:18,710 --> 00:34:20,400
Apparently it's bad
To electrocute yourself

604
00:34:20,410 --> 00:34:23,500
Within days of suffering
Massive internal injuries.

605
00:34:25,210 --> 00:34:27,100
Why did you need To talk to him?

606
00:34:27,910 --> 00:34:30,800
Did you see something?

607
00:34:30,810 --> 00:34:32,700
Eosinophilic pneumonia.

608
00:34:32,710 --> 00:34:35,000
House?What did you see?

609
00:34:35,010 --> 00:34:36,300
Nothing.

610
00:34:36,310 --> 00:34:38,100
Whose idea was that?

611
00:34:38,110 --> 00:34:42,000
Brennan. Nothing you don't Want
to talk about it, Or nothing...

612
00:34:42,010 --> 00:34:43,300
Which one is brennan?

613
00:34:43,310 --> 00:34:45,300
Is he the ridiculously Old guy?

614
00:34:45,310 --> 00:34:47,200
House, you got to talk About this.

615
00:34:47,210 --> 00:34:51,900
If it's aggressive enough, It
might have gotten Past the steroids.

616
00:34:51,910 --> 00:34:53,800
Start him on cyclophosamide.

617
00:34:53,810 --> 00:34:55,300
I already did.

618
00:34:55,310 --> 00:34:57,400
Just looking at you hurts.

619
00:34:58,310 --> 00:35:00,900
I'm gonna order up Some extra pain meds.

620
00:35:01,410 --> 00:35:03,100
I love you.

621
00:35:07,810 --> 00:35:11,000
How fast will this work?

622
00:35:11,010 --> 00:35:13,800
New meds should start Helping
in minutes,okay? Hang in there.

623
00:35:13,810 --> 00:35:16,500
Vacutainer's full.I need to replace it.

624
00:35:16,510 --> 00:35:19,200
I don't... I don't think...

625
00:35:20,410 --> 00:35:21,400
It's working.

626
00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:23,200
Try and relax.

627
00:35:25,310 --> 00:35:27,500
You must... you must be wrong.

628
00:35:27,510 --> 00:35:29,400
Stop talking.

629
00:35:29,410 --> 00:35:31,700
Hurry up and get That
chest tube working.

630
00:35:32,410 --> 00:35:33,800
Okay, I got it.

631
00:35:33,810 --> 00:35:36,300
Could you get...

632
00:35:36,310 --> 00:35:38,300
Hoover?

633
00:35:58,110 --> 00:35:59,700
I can't...

634
00:35:59,710 --> 00:36:01,600
can you...

635
00:36:01,610 --> 00:36:04,700
Put my hand...

636
00:36:06,110 --> 00:36:08,300
On his head?

637
00:36:12,610 --> 00:36:15,700
It's okay. Don't worry.

638
00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:19,800
I'm not scared.

639
00:36:34,610 --> 00:36:36,300
Oh, god.

640
00:36:48,610 --> 00:36:50,400
Time of death?

641
00:37:00,610 --> 00:37:02,500
You're looking better.

642
00:37:03,910 --> 00:37:05,900
Stark's dead.

643
00:37:11,410 --> 00:37:13,200
What are you doing?

644
00:37:13,210 --> 00:37:15,200
Going to see our patient.

645
00:37:15,210 --> 00:37:16,600
He's dead.

646
00:37:16,610 --> 00:37:18,600
Dead is not a diagnosis.

647
00:37:18,610 --> 00:37:19,500
You really shouldn't be...

648
00:37:19,510 --> 00:37:21,800
Shut up and give me my cane.

649
00:37:24,310 --> 00:37:25,900
I assume we're all fired.

650
00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:28,200
Should I fire myself too?

651
00:37:28,510 --> 00:37:31,600
I thought it was Strongyloides,
Then I thought It was cancer.

652
00:37:31,610 --> 00:37:34,900
- A little help here.
- Ready?One, two...

653
00:37:40,410 --> 00:37:42,200
Why did you call me?

654
00:37:43,110 --> 00:37:45,900
Because if I pooped myself In front
of wilson,I'd never hear The end of it.

655
00:37:45,910 --> 00:37:47,600
But why not One of the others?

656
00:37:47,610 --> 00:37:49,000
You always have That phone in your hand.

657
00:37:49,010 --> 00:37:51,700
We all have cell phones. That's
not the reason. What is?

658
00:37:51,710 --> 00:37:54,100
If I died, You'd never get the job.

659
00:37:54,410 --> 00:37:56,100
I knew you wouldn't let That happen.

660
00:37:56,110 --> 00:37:58,600
You don't think Anybody
else Has any reason to care?

661
00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:00,300
Think this is starting
To come back to me.

662
00:38:00,310 --> 00:38:02,500
It's right, left, Then repeat.

663
00:38:03,710 --> 00:38:05,900
Yeah, that works.

664
00:38:09,010 --> 00:38:09,900
What did we miss?

665
00:38:09,910 --> 00:38:11,600
If we knew, He wouldn't be dead.

666
00:38:12,110 --> 00:38:13,800
That's it?You're just gonna Give up?

667
00:38:13,810 --> 00:38:17,200
No, we were defeated.It's over.

668
00:38:18,010 --> 00:38:19,900
Patient presented With syncope.

669
00:38:19,910 --> 00:38:22,500
We thought it was thread
worms, Gave him ivermectin.

670
00:38:22,510 --> 00:38:24,500
Thank you.

671
00:38:24,510 --> 00:38:28,600
He seemed better, Till
his blood turned green.

672
00:38:28,610 --> 00:38:32,700
Can we at least Remove the body Before
launching Into a purely academic exercise?

673
00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:36,000
Patient didn't respond To
antibiotics or steroids.

674
00:38:36,010 --> 00:38:37,100
You okay, boy?

675
00:38:37,110 --> 00:38:38,900
What's wrong with the dog?

676
00:38:47,810 --> 00:38:49,200
He's dead.

677
00:38:49,210 --> 00:38:53,500
There are only A handful of viruses
That can cross Between dogs and humans.

678
00:38:53,510 --> 00:38:55,400
but they may not be connected at all.

679
00:38:55,410 --> 00:38:57,200
the dog was old.I've seen it before.

680
00:38:57,210 --> 00:39:00,900
they hang on way past their normal life
expectancy To take care of their masters.

681
00:39:00,910 --> 00:39:03,100
Did you watch him Take the pills?

682
00:39:05,410 --> 00:39:06,300
The ivermectin.

683
00:39:06,310 --> 00:39:09,600
Did you watch the patient Put
them in his mouth And swallow them?

684
00:39:09,610 --> 00:39:11,400
I don't know.I think so.

685
00:39:11,410 --> 00:39:12,500
What kind of dog is that?

686
00:39:12,510 --> 00:39:13,600
English shepherd.

687
00:39:13,610 --> 00:39:15,800
- It's in the collie family, Right?
- Not really.

688
00:39:15,810 --> 00:39:18,300
- They share the mdr1 gene.
- yeah.

689
00:39:18,310 --> 00:39:22,400
What happens When you give a dog
With the mdr1 gene Ivermectin?

690
00:39:22,410 --> 00:39:25,800
They don't... I mean, It's used
to treat Heartworms in most dogs,

691
00:39:25,810 --> 00:39:28,100
but it'd be fatal If the...

692
00:39:36,110 --> 00:39:38,300
Look familiar?

693
00:39:38,310 --> 00:39:40,100
I think the last time You saw it,

694
00:39:40,110 --> 00:39:42,500
It didn't have that dead
dog's Teeth marks on it.

695
00:39:42,510 --> 00:39:44,700
I just put it on the bed
tray To get him some water.

696
00:39:44,710 --> 00:39:50,300
When I asked you If you watched the patient
Swallow the pills, The right answer was "no."

697
00:39:52,510 --> 00:39:54,900
Take his body down To the morgue.

698
00:40:08,610 --> 00:40:11,400
If you hadn't treated This patient
as a game, He wouldn't be dead.

699
00:40:11,410 --> 00:40:13,200
I'm feeling much better, Thank you.

700
00:40:13,210 --> 00:40:15,800
I'm supposed To show you sympathy?

701
00:40:16,610 --> 00:40:20,300
He died while his attending
Was lying on a hospital bed,

702
00:40:20,310 --> 00:40:23,000
Because he stuck A
knife in a wall socket.

703
00:40:23,010 --> 00:40:25,700
He died because a doctor Made a mistake.

704
00:40:26,310 --> 00:40:27,500
She was an idiot.

705
00:40:27,510 --> 00:40:29,200
You employed her.

706
00:40:29,810 --> 00:40:31,900
You're responsible.

707
00:40:44,410 --> 00:40:46,000
Doctor foreman.

708
00:40:48,610 --> 00:40:50,000
How's she doing?

709
00:40:50,810 --> 00:40:52,000
Fever's gone.

710
00:40:52,010 --> 00:40:54,700
A.s.t. And a.l.t. Are
back Within normal range.

711
00:40:55,110 --> 00:40:57,100
She should be out of here In a few days.

712
00:40:57,910 --> 00:40:59,200
Gutsy call.

713
00:40:59,210 --> 00:41:00,200
Thanks.

714
00:41:00,210 --> 00:41:02,200
It wasn't a compliment.

715
00:41:02,410 --> 00:41:04,000
If you were wrong, She'd be dead.

716
00:41:04,010 --> 00:41:06,700
- I was sure...
- No, you weren't.You couldn't be.

717
00:41:07,110 --> 00:41:08,400
There's a reason We have rules.

718
00:41:08,410 --> 00:41:10,900
If every doctor did Whatever
his gut Told him was right,

719
00:41:10,910 --> 00:41:13,100
We'd have a lot more
Dead bodies to deal with.

720
00:41:14,210 --> 00:41:15,900
It won't happen again.

721
00:41:15,910 --> 00:41:17,400
Yes, it will.

722
00:41:17,410 --> 00:41:20,500
Because you confuse Saving her
life With doing the right thing.

723
00:41:22,610 --> 00:41:25,100
I'm sorry dr. Foreman, You're fired.

724
00:41:45,510 --> 00:41:50,000
As soon as the pathologist Cut into
the lungs, We saw the threadworms.

725
00:41:53,110 --> 00:41:56,100
You think it's fair That I fired
all The other members of your team

726
00:41:56,110 --> 00:41:59,300
When you guys Actually came
up With the right diagnosis?

727
00:42:00,910 --> 00:42:03,800
I keep replaying it In my mind.

728
00:42:03,810 --> 00:42:06,900
Did I drop the pills When
I put them on the bed tray?

729
00:42:06,910 --> 00:42:10,400
Did I knock them over
When I turned to leave?

730
00:42:12,310 --> 00:42:14,200
You know he'd be alive.

731
00:42:16,110 --> 00:42:17,400
His dog would be alive.

732
00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:19,100
I know.

733
00:42:20,210 --> 00:42:22,500
You forced us to act
On a false assumption.

734
00:42:22,510 --> 00:42:23,600
I know.

735
00:42:23,610 --> 00:42:26,000
Everything we built From that step on...

736
00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:28,600
Every test, every theory,
Every treatment...

737
00:42:34,410 --> 00:42:37,900
If I was gonna fire you, I
wouldn't be giving you The lecture.

738
00:42:41,310 --> 00:42:44,500
I know you're not gonna let
Anything like this Ever happen again.

739
00:42:49,810 --> 00:42:51,900
I'll see you tomorrow.

740
00:43:03,110 --> 00:43:08,400
I'm sorry to say "I told you so" .

741
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Season4 Episode03

