1 00:00:04,363 --> 00:00:05,883 And now, coming to the line, 2 00:00:06,140 --> 00:00:08,410 Last year's rookie of the year, 3 00:00:08,940 --> 00:00:10,964 Casey Alfonso! 4 00:00:11,441 --> 00:00:14,980 And in lane two, nine times national champion, 5 00:00:14,987 --> 00:00:17,174 Tony Cooper! 6 00:00:21,130 --> 00:00:23,080 Tony's got his light on in lane two. 7 00:00:23,084 --> 00:00:24,383 And now Casey's approaching the line. 8 00:00:24,580 --> 00:00:26,730 - How do you feel? - Great. 9 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:28,483 I feel like throwing up my guts. 10 00:00:28,485 --> 00:00:29,787 You always feel like throwing up. 11 00:00:29,788 --> 00:00:30,985 Come on, dad, let's get this digger on the line. 12 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:32,660 You sure you don't wanna go to law school? 13 00:00:32,790 --> 00:00:33,970 I hate lawyers. 14 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:36,320 And so do I, Go get'em baby! 15 00:00:39,830 --> 00:00:41,790 Okay, looks like we're ready to go. 16 00:00:42,260 --> 00:00:44,610 Let's hear it, folks! 17 00:01:28,390 --> 00:01:32,050 And it's Casey Alfonso by less than half a car length! 18 00:01:32,190 --> 00:01:35,260 What a spectacular finish for the young phenom. 19 00:01:36,300 --> 00:01:38,450 Casey Alfonso with an amazing finish. 20 00:01:38,570 --> 00:01:39,590 What'd you do at the end there? 21 00:01:39,710 --> 00:01:41,090 Yeah, heh... 22 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:45,290 At about 250 feet, the car got out of shape a bit. But about halfway down... 23 00:01:45,740 --> 00:01:47,690 I just got into the zone or something. 24 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:50,700 I pedaled it back into the groove.It was the coolest ride of my life! 25 00:01:50,830 --> 00:01:53,120 How does it feel to beat nine-time national champion 26 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:55,710 Tony Cooper? 27 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:01,790 I'm sorry. Can you repeat that? 28 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:04,270 How does it feel to beat nine-time national 29 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:07,330 champion tony cooper? 30 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:09,600 Casey! Casey! Casey! 31 00:02:09,740 --> 00:02:11,490 Out of the way! Out of the way. Casey! 32 00:02:11,620 --> 00:02:14,070 Casey! Get the ambulance! Brian, get the ambulance! 33 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:15,340 Casey... 34 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:30,820 - =www.ydy.com/bbs=- Proudly Presents 35 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:39,670 - =www.ydy.com/bbs=- ÏûÉùÄä¼£ 36 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:46,450 House.M.D Season4 Episode 6 Whatever it takes 37 00:02:48,470 --> 00:02:50,330 68-year-old male, non-smoker. 38 00:02:50,450 --> 00:02:51,910 Ah,68's a good run. 39 00:02:52,030 --> 00:02:54,330 That'll leave something in the lockbox for the rest of us. 40 00:02:54,580 --> 00:02:56,650 - Next! - That's your breakfast? 41 00:02:56,780 --> 00:02:58,360 Technically, it's Wilson's lunch. 42 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:01,330 - 20-month-old baby, persistent rash, fever... - Too much crying. 43 00:03:01,460 --> 00:03:03,290 - Female college student with... - Too much drama. 44 00:03:03,390 --> 00:03:05,230 You don't care about the crying or the drama. 45 00:03:05,350 --> 00:03:06,560 'cause you won't see the patient. 46 00:03:06,690 --> 00:03:09,450 And you'd treat methuselah if his snot had an interesting color. 47 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:12,390 It means you've already decided which case you wanna take next. 48 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:14,560 Tell me about speed racer. 49 00:03:14,690 --> 00:03:18,580 Female, seizure with visual and auditory processing deficiency. 50 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:21,200 - I did a consult and - What kind of race car? 51 00:03:21,330 --> 00:03:22,670 Dragster. 52 00:03:24,190 --> 00:03:27,580 - Continue. - You're gonna take a case based on the car she drives? 53 00:03:27,710 --> 00:03:29,470 Nothing says "thanks for saving my life" 54 00:03:29,590 --> 00:03:32,370 like a test drive in a car that accelerates faster than the space shuttle. 55 00:03:32,510 --> 00:03:34,840 You can't save her life,'cause she's not dying. 56 00:03:34,970 --> 00:03:36,750 Her lab shows signs of dehydration. 57 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:38,860 That means the problem's just likely... Heatstroke. 58 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,010 Kinda hard to get heat-struck in 41/2 seconds. 59 00:03:41,140 --> 00:03:43,690 Not when you're wearing a three-layer fireproof suit. 60 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,680 Excuse me. 61 00:03:47,050 --> 00:03:48,830 Dr. House? 62 00:03:51,660 --> 00:03:55,770 No, lazy ass called in sick again. We can give him a message. 63 00:03:59,580 --> 00:04:01,540 May we talk in private? 64 00:04:11,090 --> 00:04:13,250 So... either it's heatstroke, 65 00:04:13,370 --> 00:04:15,270 in which case we take the afternoon off, 66 00:04:15,570 --> 00:04:20,300 or it's one of the diagnoses that you guys are gonna have for me in two minutes. 67 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,870 - You're in charge. - I know. 68 00:04:28,660 --> 00:04:30,540 - Cop? - He's not packing. 69 00:04:31,220 --> 00:04:34,360 Your dad's either a cop or a security guard. 70 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:36,400 Or she carries a weapon. 71 00:04:38,210 --> 00:04:39,980 You're with the CIA? 72 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:43,100 One of our employees just returned from an assignment sick. 73 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:47,010 We believe he may be the victim of an assassination attempt. 74 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:53,690 Sure.You wanna close the door? 75 00:04:53,820 --> 00:04:55,360 Door? 76 00:04:55,490 --> 00:04:58,460 Well,I assume you're gonna drop trou at some point during the dance. 77 00:04:58,580 --> 00:05:00,720 - I don't see why I should share. - This isn't a joke. 78 00:05:00,850 --> 00:05:03,350 If you're willing to help us, we need to leave now. 79 00:05:04,630 --> 00:05:08,280 If I have to walk somewhere, there better be at least five girls involved. 80 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,470 And they better be working their way through college. 81 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:13,110 Okay, what do you got? 82 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:15,440 Hereditary brain disorder, transient ischemia, 83 00:05:15,570 --> 00:05:17,000 or paraneoplastic syndrome. 84 00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:19,690 None of those go away with iv fluids.It's heatstroke. 85 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,630 Or cushing's or calcium deficiency. 86 00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:24,190 - Who's your friend? - We use the term "life partner." 87 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:27,950 Get a fresh history, neurological exam, and an mri of her head. 88 00:05:28,430 --> 00:05:32,530 15 minutes for the lap dance,a half hour to scrub the guilt off my soul. 89 00:05:32,860 --> 00:05:34,810 See you in 45. 90 00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:39,150 Dr. House... We need to hurry. 91 00:05:39,270 --> 00:05:41,200 Yeah, we need to hurry. 92 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:45,960 Little advice, I mean, obviously the village people played out the whole cop thing. 93 00:05:46,350 --> 00:05:48,470 But, come on, CIA? 94 00:05:48,610 --> 00:05:51,050 Do you seriously expect anyone to believe that? 95 00:05:59,210 --> 00:06:01,910 It helps when you have props. 96 00:06:06,940 --> 00:06:08,540 Keep your eye on my pen. 97 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:11,790 Very good. 98 00:06:11,910 --> 00:06:14,060 Any nausea or vomiting before the seizure? 99 00:06:14,370 --> 00:06:15,390 no. 100 00:06:15,890 --> 00:06:18,340 My dad had some, but he's always like that before a race. 101 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:19,480 It could have been food poisoning. 102 00:06:19,610 --> 00:06:21,330 - You two eat breakfast together? - no. 103 00:06:21,420 --> 00:06:24,080 Any history of sCIAtica or spinal injury? 104 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:25,740 no. 105 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:28,030 Abnormal deep tendon reflex. 106 00:06:28,150 --> 00:06:29,190 Really? 107 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:31,350 Let me see. 108 00:06:34,050 --> 00:06:37,160 - It's there. - I didn't say it wasn't there.I said it was abnormal. 109 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,830 We're gonna give you an mri to be sure, 110 00:06:41,260 --> 00:06:44,310 but I'm guessing your symptoms were caused by just dehydration and the heat. 111 00:06:44,430 --> 00:06:45,810 You're guessing? 112 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:50,750 Look,I make a living driving 300 miles an hour, 113 00:06:51,180 --> 00:06:54,440 which makes the ability to stay conscious kind of important. 114 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,020 I'm sure it's just heatstroke. 115 00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:58,730 But we're gonna do an mri to be extra careful. 116 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,460 you said you left your cell in your office. 117 00:07:12,580 --> 00:07:14,260 I lied. 118 00:07:15,510 --> 00:07:17,110 I wasn't going to take it, 119 00:07:17,220 --> 00:07:18,920 just tell you to turn it off for takeoff. 120 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:22,070 I know... just wanted to see if you could tell that I was lying. 121 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:23,640 Useful information. 122 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:25,520 - Yeah? - Where are you? 123 00:07:25,650 --> 00:07:28,340 I'm on a top-secret mission for the CIA. 124 00:07:28,980 --> 00:07:31,680 Right. There was nothing on your racecar driver's ct, 125 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,560 and the history and physical were normal. 126 00:07:33,690 --> 00:07:36,020 Her deep tendon reflexes seemed a bit weak to me. 127 00:07:36,130 --> 00:07:38,270 Areflexia could mean miller fisher. 128 00:07:38,390 --> 00:07:40,520 Yes, areflexia could mean miller fisher, 129 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:42,870 but since the reflex was weak, not absent, 130 00:07:43,010 --> 00:07:45,350 it doesn't mean anything.I'm releasing her. 131 00:07:45,470 --> 00:07:48,000 - You can go back to your poker game. - Poker's illegal. 132 00:07:48,110 --> 00:07:50,760 CIA would never allow illegal activity. 133 00:07:51,780 --> 00:07:53,870 Have you considered miller fisher? 134 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:55,740 Why? What happened? 135 00:07:55,860 --> 00:07:57,600 She just had another seizure. 136 00:07:57,730 --> 00:08:00,170 And now she's getting a vertical nystagmus. 137 00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:10,300 We think it's miller fisher, 138 00:08:10,340 --> 00:08:11,990 an inflammatory process. 139 00:08:12,110 --> 00:08:14,670 In rare cases, it can cause respiratory failure, but... 140 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:16,430 Wait, she could stop breathing? 141 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,930 You said there was nothing wrong.You said you were sure. 142 00:08:19,060 --> 00:08:21,870 You just had another seizure.Clearly, there's something wrong. 143 00:08:21,990 --> 00:08:24,620 So why should I trust you to figure out what it is? 144 00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:27,930 Where's Dr. House?I'm at this hospital bec... 145 00:08:28,070 --> 00:08:29,330 It's gonna be all right. 146 00:08:29,450 --> 00:08:31,390 We just need to start the plasmapheresis. 147 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:32,600 no! 148 00:08:32,710 --> 00:08:33,960 It's not going to be all right, 149 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:37,530 because you obviously don't have a clue what you're doing. 150 00:08:38,050 --> 00:08:39,870 I'm not letting you touch me. 151 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,630 - Honey, come on. - I wanna see House! 152 00:08:42,750 --> 00:08:44,480 Where is he? 153 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:57,110 Looks a lot better on24. 154 00:09:05,650 --> 00:09:07,290 I take that back. 155 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:10,630 Dr. Samira terzi. 156 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:12,530 It's a pleasure to meet you, dr. House. 157 00:09:12,650 --> 00:09:15,000 We really appreCIAte the consult on such short notice. 158 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:18,010 There's nothing that gives me more pleasure than helping out a colleague. 159 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:21,060 This is Dr. Sidney curtis from the mayo clinic. 160 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,190 He's also agreed to help with the diagnosis. 161 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:26,490 - Dr. House. - curtis on immunology sidney curtis? 162 00:09:26,630 --> 00:09:27,610 Oh, you've read it? 163 00:09:27,740 --> 00:09:30,760 Nope! But it is keeping my piano level. 164 00:09:31,922 --> 00:09:33,218 "Cutthroat Bitch" 165 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,930 So... where is the poor, sick fella? 166 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:41,270 - What do we do? - I don't know yet. 167 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:43,210 - She needs treatment. - This is a test, right? 168 00:09:43,340 --> 00:09:45,190 You're reporting back to him everything we do. 169 00:09:45,310 --> 00:09:48,470 Yeah. And I asked the patient to be uncooperative. 170 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:49,510 Personally,I think she overplayed it. 171 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:52,350 She's being uncooperative because you made us all look like idiots. 172 00:09:52,470 --> 00:09:55,340 We're only gonna look like idiots if we can't figure out how to get her 173 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:56,740 to agree to the treatment. 174 00:09:56,860 --> 00:09:58,720 What would House do right now? 175 00:09:58,850 --> 00:10:01,460 Pop a pill, insult us, and trick the patient. 176 00:10:01,590 --> 00:10:03,320 We can do that last part. 177 00:10:03,460 --> 00:10:05,800 She's never met House before, has she? Who's got a cane? 178 00:10:05,810 --> 00:10:07,510 House isn't here. 179 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:10,410 We're not gonna act like him. 180 00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:20,630 What do you want? 181 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,220 I, uh... 182 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,570 I'm gonna do what doctors aren't supposed to do: 183 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:29,460 admit I made a mistake. 184 00:10:29,570 --> 00:10:32,320 I shouldn't have been so quick to dismiss your symptoms. 185 00:10:32,570 --> 00:10:35,140 But you need to let us start the plasmapheresis. 186 00:10:36,340 --> 00:10:38,430 What do you want? 187 00:10:39,950 --> 00:10:42,100 Case? 188 00:10:42,230 --> 00:10:44,730 Honey, do you know where you are? 189 00:10:45,390 --> 00:10:46,460 She's burning up. 190 00:10:46,590 --> 00:10:47,860 - Start the treatment. - We can't. 191 00:10:47,870 --> 00:10:51,020 - You've got my permission. She's obviously confused. - It doesn't matter anymore. 192 00:10:51,060 --> 00:10:53,580 Miller fisher doesn't cause delirium and fever. 193 00:10:54,590 --> 00:10:56,590 I don't know what this is. 194 00:10:57,110 --> 00:10:59,930 I'm afraid there are going to be some limitations on his medical history. 195 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,390 Just let me know what you need, and I should be able to provide it. 196 00:11:02,510 --> 00:11:06,340 Fyi, my malpractice insurance doesn't cover alien autopsies. 197 00:11:06,470 --> 00:11:09,200 That's fine. X- files are the next wing over. 198 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,260 Where was the patient when he first felt ill? 199 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:12,480 Sorry, that's classified. 200 00:11:12,590 --> 00:11:15,130 But assume there aren't too many places in the world john hasn't been. 201 00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:16,530 And,yes, john's a cover name. 202 00:11:16,660 --> 00:11:18,510 And what makes you think it was an attempt on his life? 203 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:19,960 Sorry, can't tell you that either. 204 00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:21,410 What can you tell us? 205 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:24,550 did oswald really have sex with marilyn monroe? 206 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,770 Good lord. 207 00:11:47,330 --> 00:11:49,020 Very professional. 208 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,910 Five days ago, he was 185 pounds. 209 00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:53,860 Perfect health. 210 00:11:56,530 --> 00:11:57,960 Cool. 211 00:12:01,630 --> 00:12:03,540 Fever and delirium rule out... 212 00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:08,580 Uh, he's not gonna hire you just because you call him the most. 213 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:11,550 EspeCIAlly since it's obvious he doesn't wanna be called. 214 00:12:11,910 --> 00:12:14,340 Symptoms rule out miller fisher.M.s. Fits better. 215 00:12:14,450 --> 00:12:16,450 Progression's too fast. More likely meningitis. 216 00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:17,980 Areflexia doesn't fit as well with... 217 00:12:18,090 --> 00:12:21,260 - Does with amyloidosis. - That's even slower than m.s.It's lupus. 218 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:22,970 I'm with the little man on this one. 219 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:25,790 It's attacking the body and the brain. Classic autoimmune. 220 00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:28,430 Flirt all you want, but I should warn you: 221 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:29,940 shiksas are for practice. 222 00:12:30,070 --> 00:12:32,680 Lupus this aggressive wouldn't spare her kidneys. 223 00:12:32,810 --> 00:12:34,270 It's primarily neurological. 224 00:12:34,370 --> 00:12:36,700 - Let's start her on - Why no plaques on her mri? 225 00:12:36,710 --> 00:12:38,130 Mri was inconclusive. 226 00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:40,820 - So I don't know - So now you're sure that it's m.s. 227 00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:44,900 Just like you were sure it was miller fisher an hour after you were sure it was heatstroke. 228 00:12:45,010 --> 00:12:47,760 The symptoms fit. Start her on interferon. 229 00:12:47,870 --> 00:12:51,270 We're not gonna score any points with House if we solve this just by running your errands. 230 00:12:51,380 --> 00:12:53,260 - I get that you want to be right. - You don't? 231 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,960 I'm just trying to save a patient, not score points with my boss. 232 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:58,970 Would it hurt the patient if you let us run some tests? 233 00:13:02,770 --> 00:13:04,960 You've got three hours. 234 00:13:11,070 --> 00:13:13,050 We've run six complete tox screens, 235 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:16,640 tested for every heavy metal,poison, and biological agent we can think of. 236 00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:18,440 It says here he ate a lot of chestnuts. 237 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,630 Hold on a second. 238 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,830 If the squirrel liberation army's involved,I'm outta here. 239 00:13:23,950 --> 00:13:26,540 - Those little rodents are - Horse chestnuts are poisonous. 240 00:13:26,650 --> 00:13:29,280 - If someone switched them - Horse chestnuts may look like chestnuts, 241 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,970 but they taste like a horse's lower-than-chestnuts. 242 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:35,820 Which makes the theory that he accidentally ate a couple of hundred slightly less persuasive. 243 00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:41,980 And seeing as how he was prowling the back alleys of... tehran? 244 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,720 It wasn't tehran.It was.. 245 00:13:45,060 --> 00:13:47,730 oops.You almost got me. 246 00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:50,390 Unless we know the local environmental factors... 247 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:52,940 - Poisonous flora - You know I can't tell you that. 248 00:13:53,050 --> 00:13:56,190 Well,then, why are we here?You might as well just google "poison." 249 00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:58,120 All they would tell me is... 250 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,760 He spent the last 11 months in bolivia. 251 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,090 Who you gonna kill in bolivia? 252 00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:05,250 - My old Housekeeper? - We don't kill people. 253 00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:07,750 I'm sorry. Who are you gonna marginalize? 254 00:14:07,870 --> 00:14:10,350 If it is my Housekeeper, she has it coming. 255 00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:13,570 Cleaning the windows means cleaning both sides.Am I right, or am I right? 256 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,950 What does it matter what he was doing? 257 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,900 - The guy's dying. - Not anymore. 258 00:14:18,030 --> 00:14:20,230 I know what's poisoning him. And who. 259 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,060 John. 260 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,400 It's just pancreatitis. 261 00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:26,780 He's not an alcoholic. 262 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,010 And unless his pancreas is in his fingers... 263 00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:30,980 Spies can't get fungal infections? 264 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:34,040 - And the burns on his skin? - Spies can't get sunburns? 265 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,510 Bolivia doesn't have sun? 266 00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:39,760 So, either we go with his theory of the non-drinking drunk, 267 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:44,830 or he was poisoned by some group with the resources to make it completely untraceable. 268 00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:47,650 Some customized isotope. 269 00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:53,840 Let's treat for radiation poisoning. 270 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,570 The iodine's to protect your thyroid. 271 00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:01,750 Antibiotics are to handle infections. 272 00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:03,860 Should start working in a couple of hours. 273 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,420 We should celebrate... 274 00:15:05,550 --> 00:15:07,780 With a beer. Or eight. 275 00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:09,910 I don't drink. 276 00:15:10,050 --> 00:15:13,310 Oh... me thinks he doth protest too much. 277 00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:15,480 He's deathly ill. Why would he lie about drinking? 278 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,510 Guilt over killing a man. 279 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,500 Make anyone hit the sauce. 280 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,040 - We don't kill people. - Right. 281 00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:25,220 You just lie to your friends and family, 282 00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:28,650 establish false identies, trick people into betraying their country. 283 00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:31,190 He'd never cover up his drinking— he's too honest. 284 00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:35,040 Hey. Something I've always wanted to know. 285 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:38,000 That poison lipstick that ginger used to kiss gilligan... 286 00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:40,700 Why didn't that kill her? 287 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,330 Okay, drum roll. 288 00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:50,970 Lp is negative for meningitis. 289 00:15:51,090 --> 00:15:52,780 Sorry, cole. 290 00:15:53,270 --> 00:15:56,050 Fat pad biopsy is... 291 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,200 Oh, wait for it... 292 00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:02,910 Negative for amyloidosis. And thirteen goes down. 293 00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:06,100 - Could we hurry this up? My son has - Can I have a kid too?I'm working too hard. 294 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,110 I could hook you up. 295 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:10,070 If I had two minutes and some anti-nausea meds,I'd take you up on that. 296 00:16:10,780 --> 00:16:12,980 And for the gold... 297 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,430 Protein 65, glucose 70. 298 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,350 It's m.s. Start her on interferon. 299 00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:22,640 Turn to the last page Sed rate's 95.A.n.a.'s weakly positive. 300 00:16:22,780 --> 00:16:25,640 - Positive? It's lupus. - Weakly. Not lupus, it's m.s. 301 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,750 We obviously don't know what it is. Treat for both. 302 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:29,600 No. I gave in on the test. 303 00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:32,110 I'm not treating her for two completely separate diseases 304 00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:34,220 because you think lupus will win you a prize. 305 00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:42,640 - Still think it's lupus? - Yeah. 306 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:44,650 Me too. 307 00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:48,180 In case of emergency, go to the emergency room. 308 00:16:49,930 --> 00:16:52,010 Could be lupus. That's what we figured. 309 00:16:52,350 --> 00:16:55,580 - Then why are you here? - You're an immunologist. We wanted to confirm 310 00:16:55,590 --> 00:16:57,340 Who are you looking for me to help you sell down the river? 311 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,660 House or cuddy? 312 00:16:58,770 --> 00:17:00,350 Foreman. 313 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,820 - Sorry. - He's pushing m.s. 314 00:17:02,830 --> 00:17:05,710 Thinks that because he's in charge, he has to prove he's the smartest guy in the room. 315 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,840 All I've heard about you: you put the patient above everything else. 316 00:17:08,970 --> 00:17:10,770 That's why everyone finds you so annoying. 317 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,380 All House cares about is results. 318 00:17:15,490 --> 00:17:18,060 I know. I'm talking about how to do deal with Foreman. 319 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,260 So am I. 320 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,540 Fever's down to 101.5. 321 00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:25,770 Treatment's working. Why are we out here? 322 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,550 Trying to figure out which treatment's working. 323 00:17:27,670 --> 00:17:29,340 It's kind of tacky doing it in front of the patient. 324 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,190 You put her on steroids too? 325 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,280 We had no choice... The sed rate pointed to lupus. 326 00:17:33,390 --> 00:17:34,590 And the a.n.a. Ruled it out! 327 00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:37,070 Doctors! 328 00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,780 Legs hurt? 329 00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:42,810 I can't feel them at all.I don't think I can move them. 330 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,010 Vitals stabilizing. 331 00:18:01,150 --> 00:18:02,380 Tummy ache's gone as well. 332 00:18:02,510 --> 00:18:04,220 So the treatment's working. 333 00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:10,200 Wanna ditch Dr. Killjoy and... hop in the company jet? 334 00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:12,290 Little trip down mexico way. 335 00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:15,310 And I'm not talking about the country or the plane. 336 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:20,300 Do you think acting like an idiot and talking about sex works on girls? 337 00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:22,840 Well, if it didn't, the human race would have died out long ago. 338 00:18:22,990 --> 00:18:24,830 You're pretty cheery for someone who was just proved wrong 339 00:18:24,990 --> 00:18:26,540 about his pancreatitis theory. 340 00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:28,930 I'm appropriately cheery for someone who's being proved right. 341 00:18:29,050 --> 00:18:31,300 John hasn't vomited in six hours. 342 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,690 What's to vomit?I'm eating his lunch. 343 00:18:34,290 --> 00:18:36,820 Withholding nutrients is the treatment for pancreatitis. 344 00:18:36,970 --> 00:18:38,800 That and the antibiotics you put him on. 345 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,830 I did unhook your iodine, though. 346 00:18:41,950 --> 00:18:44,990 Didn't seem to fit with the whole I'm-just-jerking- You-guys-around gestalt. 347 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,270 You're unbelievable. 348 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,790 Well, let's ask john if he'd rather be sick honestly or cured dishonestly. 349 00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:51,610 John. 350 00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:54,340 John. 351 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,590 Any chance he's just... 352 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,640 Overwhelmed with gratitude? 353 00:19:18,770 --> 00:19:20,450 Paralysis. 354 00:19:22,110 --> 00:19:24,100 Uh... It's a new symptom? 355 00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:27,220 Big white space on the board where it would fit? 356 00:19:27,350 --> 00:19:28,760 Nice, multicolored markers? 357 00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:32,130 I'm not writing it because we can't know if it's a real symptom. 358 00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:34,320 When these two went rogue and pumped her full of steroids— 359 00:19:34,430 --> 00:19:36,280 Steroids don't cause paralysis. 360 00:19:36,410 --> 00:19:38,210 She was also on interferon! 361 00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:40,770 Giving her both probably fried her immune system. 362 00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:42,340 Who knows what infection you could cause— 363 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,890 We consulted an immunologist. 364 00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:45,580 - She said we have - She? 365 00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:46,890 You talking about dr. Cameron? 366 00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:49,010 - She thought lupus was - She tell you to start treating? 367 00:19:49,130 --> 00:19:51,130 Yes, they've ignored you. They screwed up. 368 00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:53,160 And it's fun watching you spank them. 369 00:19:53,290 --> 00:19:54,610 But can we get back to the medicine? 370 00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:57,760 The last thing any of you give a damn about is the medicine! 371 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,710 Look... 372 00:20:02,590 --> 00:20:05,650 I'm not saying you're bad doctors or bad people. 373 00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:07,290 But House is. 374 00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:09,810 He created a nasty little cutthroat world, 375 00:20:09,940 --> 00:20:12,240 planted you in it, and is watching you play. 376 00:20:12,370 --> 00:20:14,990 And none of it works for anyone except him. 377 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,800 And whoever wins. 378 00:20:21,290 --> 00:20:24,560 Given its quick progression, we gotta assume botulism. 379 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,980 I'll go to her place, check out her fridge and pantry. 380 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,470 It's not botulism.It's polio. 381 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:37,910 Brilliant. We should search her home for fdr's remains or a time machine. 382 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,490 She could have contracted it from anyone who's been to africa or... 383 00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:42,080 She's been vaccinated. 384 00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:43,090 Vaccines wear off. 385 00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:46,210 There hasn't been a single american case in over 20 years. 386 00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:47,950 I've seen this disease. 387 00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:50,100 - I know what it looks like. - That's why you're finding it 388 00:20:50,210 --> 00:20:51,620 Because you're looking for it. 389 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,590 Polio... it's crazy. 390 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:54,830 House wouldn't think so. 391 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,110 So go find House and tell him your theory. 392 00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:00,280 Take a personal day. Seriously. 393 00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:01,950 Get outta here. 394 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,950 You don't have the power to fire me. 395 00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:07,000 But I do have the power to kick your ass off my case. 396 00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:11,470 We're starting the botulism treatment. 397 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,010 The rest of you, look for confirmation. 398 00:21:22,390 --> 00:21:25,410 - He should be brought up on charges. - Okay, relax. 399 00:21:25,540 --> 00:21:27,550 I'll take your book out from under my piano. 400 00:21:27,670 --> 00:21:28,990 He's dying of radiation sickness. 401 00:21:29,130 --> 00:21:30,380 He's obviously in pain. 402 00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:33,500 All of which could have been avoided if you hadn't interfered with... 403 00:21:33,890 --> 00:21:35,740 What was that for? 404 00:21:35,870 --> 00:21:39,320 Radiation sickness kills specific cells at specific times. 405 00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:42,040 His hair should be coming out in clumps before he's writhing in pain. 406 00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:45,000 Since it's not,I know who's trying to kill him. 407 00:21:46,220 --> 00:21:47,600 God. 408 00:21:47,730 --> 00:21:49,610 It's blood cancer. Waldenstrom's. 409 00:21:49,730 --> 00:21:52,210 Radiation can cause infections, which set off— 410 00:21:52,660 --> 00:21:55,550 If had any real evidence of foul play, 411 00:21:55,790 --> 00:22:00,490 you'd be torturing bolivians instead of putting me into a state of anticipatory sexual arousal. 412 00:22:00,890 --> 00:22:03,360 - Can we treat for both? - Bad idea. 413 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,370 Unless you're the one who's trying to poison him. 414 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:09,000 I'll arrange for plasmapheresis and chemo. 415 00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:11,020 Are you gonna trust him after what he did? 416 00:22:11,140 --> 00:22:13,690 I don't have to trust him to agree with him. 417 00:22:19,060 --> 00:22:20,770 You make a good point. 418 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:23,670 I've been wrong every time, and she still won't listen to you. 419 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:27,380 So either she really likes me or she really hates you. 420 00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:30,260 And I got a ride in the jet. 421 00:22:35,770 --> 00:22:37,430 Oh. Hi. 422 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,550 - What are you doing here? - Just came to say hi. 423 00:22:39,710 --> 00:22:40,930 Hi again. 424 00:22:41,050 --> 00:22:43,050 Where's... mrs. Bearman? 425 00:22:43,170 --> 00:22:45,870 - Sent her home. - I was scheduling her for an mra. 426 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,780 If we gave mras to every patient with a headache— 427 00:22:47,890 --> 00:22:50,220 This wasn't just a headache, it was the worst in her life. 428 00:22:50,350 --> 00:22:51,920 Then lucky for you I'm a neurologist. 429 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,760 She went to a wine and cheese tasting. 430 00:22:53,770 --> 00:22:56,100 - Both triggers for migraines. - She's never had a migraine before. 431 00:22:56,230 --> 00:22:58,980 And I never hagel before the first time I had one. 432 00:22:59,090 --> 00:23:00,260 Bagels don't kill people. 433 00:23:00,390 --> 00:23:02,320 This is a classic ticking-bomb aneurysm. 434 00:23:03,570 --> 00:23:05,300 This taught me a lesson. 435 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,750 I guess when I mess with other people's patients, 436 00:23:07,870 --> 00:23:10,490 I risk looking like an officious bitch. 437 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,290 We're gonna have to track down mrs. Bearman. 438 00:23:19,610 --> 00:23:21,160 Wait... 439 00:23:21,740 --> 00:23:23,540 Never mind. 440 00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:27,290 - That's funny. - It's not funny.It's totally immature. 441 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,570 It is funny.You just can't appreCIAte it because you're the victim. 442 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:33,280 Yeah,I deserve shame and ridicule for offering a consult. 443 00:23:33,430 --> 00:23:34,970 Unheard of for a doctor. 444 00:23:35,110 --> 00:23:37,120 You didn't offer a medical consult. 445 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:40,170 - You offered a "dealing with Foreman" consult. - For the good of the patient. 446 00:23:40,290 --> 00:23:41,900 It's what House would have done. 447 00:23:42,710 --> 00:23:45,730 Maybe House will hear about it and tear up with pride. 448 00:23:45,930 --> 00:23:47,550 You think I'm trying to impress him. 449 00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:50,320 I think that, for someone who's not involved in his team, 450 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,830 you're remarkably involved in his team. 451 00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:54,960 Let it go. 452 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,120 Let him go. 453 00:24:00,780 --> 00:24:02,920 And that's mature? 454 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,730 120 over 80. Let 'er rip. 455 00:24:16,390 --> 00:24:18,650 Now we got the medical stuff out of the way. 456 00:24:19,010 --> 00:24:20,600 Why don't we meet back at your place 457 00:24:20,730 --> 00:24:23,070 for some enhanced interrogation techniques? 458 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,340 My safe word is,"help,please, please stop." 459 00:24:26,570 --> 00:24:27,750 It's two pleases. 460 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,250 Anything less than that, you keep going. 461 00:24:29,370 --> 00:24:32,850 You actually cure this guy,I'll show you my private water board. 462 00:24:35,030 --> 00:24:38,150 We need to consult an oncologist about the chemo. 463 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:42,420 Oh,I'm sorry,I thought... 464 00:24:42,540 --> 00:24:44,110 You were still euphemizing. 465 00:24:44,230 --> 00:24:46,670 My valet knows a little oncology. 466 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,520 I was wondering when you'd grow bored of avoiding my calls. 467 00:24:53,650 --> 00:24:56,380 Oh,I can never grow bored of ignoring you. 468 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,650 What's the latest protocol on waldenstrom's? 469 00:24:58,770 --> 00:25:01,460 - Where are you? - CIA headquarters 470 00:25:01,590 --> 00:25:02,690 How much fludarabine— 471 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,240 Either you're sprawled naked on your floor 472 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,280 with an empty bottle of vicodin, or collapsed naked 473 00:25:06,420 --> 00:25:09,000 in front of your computer with an empty bottle of viagra. 474 00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:11,320 Please tell me which, because chase has another pool going. 475 00:25:11,470 --> 00:25:13,410 They flew me in to help deal with a sick employee. 476 00:25:13,530 --> 00:25:15,170 - How much - Hallucinations. Damn! 477 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,690 I shouldn't have bet on the viagra. 478 00:25:16,810 --> 00:25:19,580 Okay, call the langley switchboard, ask for extension... 479 00:25:19,730 --> 00:25:22,360 - 3578. - 3578. 480 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,200 He asked an awful lot of questions for a valet. 481 00:25:25,810 --> 00:25:29,860 You know,I happen to have a position available on my penis. 482 00:25:32,630 --> 00:25:35,410 Wait a second— I think I screwed up that joke. 483 00:25:36,050 --> 00:25:37,910 You offering me a job? 484 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,540 I'd settle for that. 485 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:43,200 As tempting as a position on your staff is, 486 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,080 - I like it here. - Pays better. 487 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,940 And we've only had one assassination attempt. 488 00:25:47,070 --> 00:25:48,610 And I'm sure you're a great boss. 489 00:25:48,730 --> 00:25:51,710 That's why your fellows left en masse a couple of months ago. 490 00:25:52,690 --> 00:25:55,740 I have satellite images. 491 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:04,840 Inspector gadget. 492 00:26:05,450 --> 00:26:07,780 My god.You're actually at the CIA. 493 00:26:07,910 --> 00:26:09,090 You've gotta get down here. 494 00:26:09,220 --> 00:26:11,720 They've got a satellite aimed directly into cuddy's vagina. 495 00:26:11,850 --> 00:26:14,840 I told them the chances of invasion are slim to none, 496 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:17,030 waldenstrom's. 497 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:20,160 Recommended dose is 25 milligrams per meter squared. 498 00:26:20,910 --> 00:26:22,350 They do a background check on you? 499 00:26:22,470 --> 00:26:23,800 25 milligrams? 500 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:24,970 They did a background check on you, 501 00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:26,670 they did a background check on your friends. 502 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:27,640 Relax. 503 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,630 I'm sure they already know that you brought heroin back from afghanistan. 504 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:34,190 That... that's not true.I've never been to afghanistan. 505 00:26:35,130 --> 00:26:36,850 House? 506 00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:42,960 - She's getting worse? - Fever's risen slightly. 507 00:26:46,620 --> 00:26:48,170 But it's definitely, um... 508 00:26:48,290 --> 00:26:50,830 What... botulism? 509 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,900 Right? Because if you're wrong again, 510 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,480 and you're treating her for something she doesn't even have— 511 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,230 The antitoxin hasn't had time to work yet. 512 00:26:58,380 --> 00:27:01,220 I know it's hard, but try to be patient. 513 00:27:03,860 --> 00:27:06,140 Excuse me. 514 00:27:13,170 --> 00:27:14,530 I know you're pissed I interrupted, 515 00:27:14,670 --> 00:27:16,440 but you're gonna be even more pissed in a second. 516 00:27:16,580 --> 00:27:18,200 You tested her without telling me? 517 00:27:18,340 --> 00:27:20,960 Yeah. And I know,I'm really, really sorry. 518 00:27:21,110 --> 00:27:25,480 But... on the other hand, it's a positive. 519 00:27:27,060 --> 00:27:29,670 She has polio. 520 00:27:32,010 --> 00:27:34,030 Now what, boss? 521 00:27:36,610 --> 00:27:38,670 Where's House? 522 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:41,620 He's blown off four hours of clinic. 523 00:27:44,220 --> 00:27:46,840 He's consulting for the CIA. 524 00:27:48,490 --> 00:27:51,940 Seriously.Call langley and ask for extension 35... 525 00:27:52,330 --> 00:27:54,090 3536? 526 00:27:54,700 --> 00:27:57,920 There's definitely two threes.I - I wrote it down. 527 00:27:58,050 --> 00:28:01,300 - I have it somewhere. - He's gonna make up twice his skipped hours in the clinic. 528 00:28:02,030 --> 00:28:03,270 Okeydoke. 529 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,940 And for protecting him, you're gonna make up twice that. 530 00:28:06,070 --> 00:28:08,020 Why are you punishing me worse than him? 531 00:28:08,140 --> 00:28:10,650 Because House never learns.You might. 532 00:28:21,170 --> 00:28:22,970 How are you feeling? 533 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,040 Like crap. 534 00:28:25,180 --> 00:28:27,760 Yeah, cancer can be that way. 535 00:28:29,430 --> 00:28:31,710 My hair is falling out. 536 00:28:34,810 --> 00:28:36,620 That the chemo? 537 00:28:37,430 --> 00:28:39,960 No, it's too quick. 538 00:28:41,710 --> 00:28:43,940 So what does it mean? 539 00:28:47,170 --> 00:28:49,740 It means you don't have cancer. 540 00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:53,550 Someone actually did try to kill you. 541 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,060 You're stubborn. 542 00:29:03,190 --> 00:29:04,760 - You're arrogant! - There's no need to yell. 543 00:29:04,890 --> 00:29:06,680 You may have cost that man his life. 544 00:29:06,810 --> 00:29:08,430 He's getting the radiation treatment. 545 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:09,850 24 hours too late! 546 00:29:09,980 --> 00:29:12,160 I didn't yell at you when I thought you were wrong. 547 00:29:12,490 --> 00:29:14,840 - I wasn't wrong! - This isn't productive. 548 00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:17,730 There is no productive.It's too late. 549 00:29:17,860 --> 00:29:20,800 Because of your inexperience, your poor judgment. 550 00:29:20,930 --> 00:29:24,020 And your failure to recognize a reckless fool! 551 00:29:26,330 --> 00:29:28,860 Cordyceps sinensis. 552 00:29:32,570 --> 00:29:38,610 It's, uh... it's an herbal treatment derived from a parasitic fungus, comes from caterpillars. 553 00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:41,300 Along with dimercaprol chelation, 554 00:29:41,420 --> 00:29:44,840 it's been shown to mitigate bone marrow damage from radiation poisoning. 555 00:29:47,340 --> 00:29:50,070 In monkeys. 556 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,630 I'm sorry.I was stubborn and arrogant. 557 00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:56,490 Self-recriminations won't help her. 558 00:29:56,630 --> 00:29:58,690 Nothing's gonna help her. She's got polio. 559 00:29:58,820 --> 00:30:00,310 There's no cure, but there are treatments. 560 00:30:00,420 --> 00:30:01,840 - She's dying. - Yeah. 561 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:03,600 Every death's a tragedy. 562 00:30:03,730 --> 00:30:05,270 Funny how you weren't so depressed 563 00:30:05,390 --> 00:30:07,490 when she just dying because me and Amber screwed up. 564 00:30:07,630 --> 00:30:09,880 And I'm also self-centered. Thanks for clarifying. 565 00:30:10,020 --> 00:30:11,970 Don't forget self-pitying. 566 00:30:13,910 --> 00:30:15,220 Vitamin c. 567 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:19,360 Extremely high doses.It was experimental treatment protocol in the '50s. 568 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,230 - And they haven't finished yet? - They... lost funding. 569 00:30:22,340 --> 00:30:25,130 That's because there's no logical reason vitamin c would cure polio. 570 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:26,730 Well, someone thought there was. 571 00:30:26,870 --> 00:30:29,320 Someone thought black people made excellent farm implements. 572 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:30,880 I'm not talking about hurting anyone. 573 00:30:31,010 --> 00:30:32,950 I just wanna force feed her some orange juice. 574 00:30:33,070 --> 00:30:35,250 You wanna throw in some bacon and eggs as well? 575 00:30:36,570 --> 00:30:39,080 If there's anything you learn today, 576 00:30:39,180 --> 00:30:41,780 it's gotta be that you can be wrong. 577 00:30:51,090 --> 00:30:53,210 John, can you hear me? 578 00:30:54,660 --> 00:30:57,930 We're going to start you on an experimental treatment. 579 00:31:00,810 --> 00:31:02,400 Tea? 580 00:31:03,010 --> 00:31:04,860 It's a chinese herb. 581 00:31:04,980 --> 00:31:07,840 - Which has been effective in - I'm dying, aren't I? 582 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,030 Probably. 583 00:31:19,990 --> 00:31:22,330 We're gonna attempt an experimental protocol. 584 00:31:22,460 --> 00:31:25,260 - A new drug? - An old one. Vitamin c. 585 00:31:25,390 --> 00:31:29,710 Ultra-high doses have been shown to destroy the polio virus and heal nerve damage. 586 00:31:30,310 --> 00:31:32,240 She could regain use of her legs. 587 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,350 It's unlikely. 588 00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:38,950 But we're gonna try. Don't give up. 589 00:31:54,550 --> 00:31:56,190 Nausea's... 590 00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:57,980 not as bad. 591 00:31:58,730 --> 00:32:01,350 Radiation sickness has a latency period. 592 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,730 You'll get better before you get worse. 593 00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:14,620 You wanna know what I really did down there? 594 00:32:16,690 --> 00:32:18,920 Only if it's interesting. 595 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,210 The women there... 596 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,820 During carnival they... 597 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,010 They do this dance. 598 00:32:30,570 --> 00:32:33,820 They call it the devil dance. 599 00:32:34,940 --> 00:32:36,730 Not interesting. 600 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:42,950 I spent all 40 days with this 601 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:46,960 attache to the minister of defense. 602 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,090 The most... 603 00:32:50,230 --> 00:32:54,230 buttoned-down woman you'd ever meet.You know? 604 00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:59,070 'cept when she did this dance. 605 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:06,590 She agreed to tell me stuff... 606 00:33:13,740 --> 00:33:17,230 Okay, we have half a good story there. 607 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,980 Karma. 608 00:33:22,860 --> 00:33:26,970 Best way to rid yourself of that guilt is to confess your sins. 609 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:32,070 This pain is... right. 610 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,550 It's comforting. 611 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:38,290 It makes me think that... Somehow, it all makes sense. 612 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,820 What do you mean,40 days? 613 00:33:41,970 --> 00:33:44,580 When they found out. 614 00:33:45,530 --> 00:33:49,130 What she... told me. 615 00:33:49,270 --> 00:33:52,480 Carnival in bolivia's only eight days. 616 00:33:56,290 --> 00:33:59,090 You have any idea what a chestnut looks like? 617 00:34:04,290 --> 00:34:06,150 You idiot. 618 00:34:06,290 --> 00:34:08,730 Who are you calling an idiot? 619 00:34:08,860 --> 00:34:11,780 Whoever knew that john was stationed in brazil, 620 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,460 - not bolivia. - Brazil? 621 00:34:15,270 --> 00:34:17,400 Well, then,I guess I'm talking to you, idiot. 622 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:18,510 It's the same region. 623 00:34:18,650 --> 00:34:20,520 It's the same parasite, same diseases. 624 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,740 But not the same language. 625 00:34:22,870 --> 00:34:24,440 In bolivia, chestnuts are chestnuts. 626 00:34:24,550 --> 00:34:26,940 Brazil, on the other hand, hascastanhas-do-para, 627 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,320 literally,"chestnuts from para." 628 00:34:29,470 --> 00:34:31,420 Because it would be stupid for people from brazil 629 00:34:31,550 --> 00:34:33,190 to call them brazil nuts! 630 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,860 So he ate brazil nuts. Big deal. 631 00:34:36,010 --> 00:34:37,540 No, he ate a lot of brazil nuts. 632 00:34:37,670 --> 00:34:39,840 Which is a big deal, because they contain selenium. 633 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,860 Which, in high doses, causes fatigue, 634 00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:45,380 vomiting, skin irritation, discharge from the fingernail beds, 635 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,290 and hair loss. Any of that sounding familiar? 636 00:34:50,950 --> 00:34:53,240 Can you treat it? 637 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:55,990 We've already started. 638 00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,430 Treatment's chelation, same as for radiation sickness. 639 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,300 The only difference is it works a lot better on nut poisoning. 640 00:35:01,630 --> 00:35:03,710 So what's the problem? 641 00:35:04,540 --> 00:35:07,020 You're an idiot. 642 00:35:20,350 --> 00:35:21,780 Why is she shivering? 643 00:35:21,930 --> 00:35:24,370 Low serum calcium is a side effect of the treatment. 644 00:35:24,510 --> 00:35:26,230 I can give her a calcium supplement. 645 00:35:26,370 --> 00:35:27,730 My arm hurts. 646 00:35:27,870 --> 00:35:30,160 Infusion rate has to remain high for the treatment to work. 647 00:35:31,180 --> 00:35:32,490 Is it working? 648 00:35:33,710 --> 00:35:36,160 - You feel that? - Yeah. 649 00:35:36,770 --> 00:35:38,690 It hurts. 650 00:35:39,260 --> 00:35:40,840 It's working. 651 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,250 This is fantastic. 652 00:35:50,470 --> 00:35:52,830 There's a lot you can learn in my fellowship. 653 00:35:52,950 --> 00:35:55,120 A few new procedures I could teach you. 654 00:35:55,870 --> 00:35:57,700 Course, we'd need a nurse to prep. 655 00:35:57,830 --> 00:35:59,780 I know how to kill a man with my thumb. 656 00:36:01,370 --> 00:36:04,200 Actually,I was just trying to make another euphemism for sex. 657 00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:06,340 - So was I. - Oh, god. 658 00:36:06,470 --> 00:36:08,790 How can you flirt with this idiot? 659 00:36:08,930 --> 00:36:10,780 He lied to us again and again. 660 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,680 He broke laws, ethical codes— 661 00:36:12,810 --> 00:36:14,440 I was right. 662 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,350 That doesn't mean everything. 663 00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,560 It means a lot. 664 00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:22,030 Dr. Curtis. 665 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:24,520 Dr. House. 666 00:36:24,630 --> 00:36:27,410 AppreCIAte your help. 667 00:36:40,110 --> 00:36:42,300 - Hey. - Hey. 668 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,090 When... 669 00:36:56,420 --> 00:37:00,060 when you were dying, you tried to infect me. 670 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,150 Because you knew I'd fight for you 671 00:37:02,260 --> 00:37:03,780 if I thought I was dying too. 672 00:37:03,910 --> 00:37:07,110 You bringing this up now so I'll forgive you for messing with my patient? 673 00:37:07,220 --> 00:37:10,100 I'm happy I changed jobs. 674 00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:15,200 But I know I'll never have that sort of... 675 00:37:15,940 --> 00:37:18,340 - Excitement. - You Miss people trying to kill you? 676 00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:20,310 no. 677 00:37:20,430 --> 00:37:25,050 I miss... people doing whatever it takes to get the job done. 678 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,380 I guess that's why I'm having trouble giving it up. 679 00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:37,070 I shouldn't have helped them mess with your patient. 680 00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:40,400 They had to screw with me. 681 00:37:40,530 --> 00:37:42,650 I've gotten everything wrong. 682 00:37:43,620 --> 00:37:45,790 I don't believe it. 683 00:37:46,290 --> 00:37:47,390 You're not... 684 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,380 Gonna get everything right. 685 00:37:50,660 --> 00:37:54,250 But you're never gonna get everything wrong. 686 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,120 Morning! 687 00:38:17,270 --> 00:38:19,670 Uh, where have you been the last two days? 688 00:38:19,810 --> 00:38:21,820 - Overslept. - We saved speed racer. 689 00:38:21,940 --> 00:38:22,960 She had polio. 690 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,040 We cured it with vitamin c. 691 00:38:25,990 --> 00:38:27,130 Yeah. 692 00:38:27,270 --> 00:38:29,820 I cured depression with tonic water once. 693 00:38:29,940 --> 00:38:31,900 Actually,I think there was some gin in it too. 694 00:38:32,050 --> 00:38:34,260 150 grams over six hours. 695 00:38:34,410 --> 00:38:37,270 - It worked. - No, it didn't. 696 00:38:40,090 --> 00:38:42,000 I told you you can't cure polio. 697 00:38:42,130 --> 00:38:45,060 That means either she's not cured or she never had it. 698 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,390 Since she's walking out of here... 699 00:38:47,750 --> 00:38:49,510 I tested her blood from admittance. 700 00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,100 no polio. 701 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:52,860 that means brennan screwed up the lab tests. 702 00:38:52,990 --> 00:38:54,510 or you screwed up your lab tests. 703 00:38:54,650 --> 00:38:56,000 you must have. she got better. 704 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,970 so it's relapsing and remitting. 705 00:38:58,090 --> 00:39:00,280 maybe... porphyria. 706 00:39:00,430 --> 00:39:02,380 nah, that's a stretch. 707 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,730 if she had porphyria, you would have seen purple urine. 708 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,690 you think it's more likely he cured polio? 709 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,460 they believe it. 710 00:39:11,060 --> 00:39:13,120 her symptoms fit perfectly. 711 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,890 and the alternative is unbelievably convoluted. 712 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,030 some doctor would have to poison her with valium 713 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,600 so it looks like polio, then fake a lab test, 714 00:39:20,740 --> 00:39:22,810 then give her vitamin c and stop the poison 715 00:39:22,940 --> 00:39:24,870 so she magically gets better. 716 00:39:25,670 --> 00:39:29,880 actually... it is kind of doable, right? 717 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,250 so what do you think? 718 00:39:35,380 --> 00:39:38,570 should we test her for thallium before you contact stockholm? 719 00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:41,740 you poisoned her? 720 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,450 the really shocking thing is that Foreman was right about the heatstroke. 721 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,660 vitamin c cures polio.I've seen it. 722 00:39:48,810 --> 00:39:51,620 yeah... in some bush clinic. 723 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:54,000 you need polio in a place with a proper lab. 724 00:39:54,130 --> 00:39:57,520 the only problem is that places with proper labs don't have polio. 725 00:39:59,260 --> 00:40:03,070 there is no money in finding cures 726 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,080 for diseases that only kill poor people. 727 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,670 this will make them do research. 728 00:40:11,990 --> 00:40:14,050 and what do you care if I faked a lab test 729 00:40:14,180 --> 00:40:16,150 if it saves a few thousand lives? 730 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,190 I did what I had to do. 731 00:40:18,330 --> 00:40:21,000 isn't that what you hired us for? 732 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,860 which is why I'm not gonna fire you. 733 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:32,150 you're gonna quit. 734 00:40:32,510 --> 00:40:35,170 go on, get out of here. 735 00:40:41,020 --> 00:40:43,370 so you're just gonna let him go? 736 00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:45,730 absolutely. 737 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:49,390 I'm gonna let him get as far away as possible before you call the cops. 738 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:51,600 guy's a nut job. 739 00:40:51,730 --> 00:40:54,040 who the hell did I leave in charge? 740 00:40:54,790 --> 00:40:57,850 - Foreman. - there was a reason for that. 741 00:40:57,980 --> 00:41:01,040 next time, listen to him. 742 00:41:11,060 --> 00:41:12,440 where have you been? 743 00:41:12,570 --> 00:41:14,660 - and don't say the CIA. - okay. 744 00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:17,700 by the way, one of my employees— 745 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,520 either you're gonna have to get someone from the CIA 746 00:41:19,660 --> 00:41:23,220 to call and confirm your story, or you're doing eight clinic hours 747 00:41:23,350 --> 00:41:25,790 and Wilson is doing 16. 748 00:41:29,970 --> 00:41:31,940 I was in the hamptons. 749 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:36,790 I was helping some rich hedge fund jerk treat his son's sniffles. 750 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,740 fascinating as that sounds. 751 00:41:42,860 --> 00:41:46,960 for your honesty,I will forgiveyourhours. 752 00:41:47,670 --> 00:41:50,290 thank you. 753 00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:54,250 no! 754 00:41:54,850 --> 00:41:57,680 the only thing less likely than your helping the CIA 755 00:41:57,810 --> 00:42:00,540 is your helping some rich guy on long island. 756 00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:03,240 you're doing your hours andWilson's. 757 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,200 I know how to kill a man with my thumb. 758 00:42:05,340 --> 00:42:07,060 who doesn't? 759 00:42:16,220 --> 00:42:18,250 - hi. - Hi 760 00:42:26,350 --> 00:42:28,460 I'm going to take you up on your offer. 761 00:42:28,940 --> 00:42:30,650 yeah? 762 00:42:33,150 --> 00:42:36,080 well,I, uh,I live a couple miles from here. 763 00:42:37,700 --> 00:42:40,090 that's not the offer I meant. 764 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,890 I gave notice today. 765 00:42:44,010 --> 00:42:47,000 you said you were happy at the company. 766 00:42:47,130 --> 00:42:50,440 I lied. doubt you'll hold it against me. 767 00:42:57,260 --> 00:42:59,510 I'll see you at 9:00 on monday. 768 00:43:03,030 --> 00:43:05,490 House.M.D Season4 Episode 6 Whatever it takes 769 00:43:06,450 --> 00:43:09,330 - =www.ydy.com/bbs=- ÏûÉùÄä¼£ 770 00:43:10,050 --> 00:43:13,880 - =www.ydy.com/bbs=- Proudly Presents