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Roman emperors
were real punks

2
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- Don't say "punk. " It's cliche.
- Whatever.

3
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Let me tell you about
these dinner parties.

4
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Nero loved a good poisoning.

5
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At a dinner party?

6
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He'd arrange one...

7
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I don't feel like going on tonight.

8
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Too bad.

9
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'Cause that's what
makes the club

10
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Feel like paying us.

11
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Titus-This is all in the book.

12
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Titus would ply his
guests with wine,

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Then bind their privates with a cord.

14
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Hey!

15
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Did you get a new guitar?

16
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'64 teardrop re-Issue.

17
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Not a mark on it.

18
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All right.

19
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Can I see it?

20
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Yeah, it's nice.

21
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Hey! Hey! Hey!

22
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Hey, cut it out, man!

23
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You stupid son of a-
Come on! Hey!

24
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It's a hunk of wood, bro!

25
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It should look like a hunk of wood.

26
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We're not the philharmonic.

27
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See, look, man,
it's better already.

28
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Hey! It's 10:45.

29
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How 'bout taking that onstage?

30
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Now i feel like going on.

31
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HOUSE MD
Season 04 Episode 09

32
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You're my child,
and so are the quadruplets.

33
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And i'm not gonna
give any of you up.

34
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Don't you dare talk to
me as a mother.

35
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Sign on the door says
"Closed for private event. "

36
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You're alone.

37
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How much more
private can you get?

38
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Can you pass me a tissue?

39
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Who are you keeping?

40
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You owed me a
decision ten days ago.

41
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Total amnesia.

42
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Nearly took away the
only parent you ever had.

43
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You're my whole life. You.

44
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Luisa maria can't decide

45
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If she's gonna
keep the quadruplets.

46
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She keeps them.

47
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I read it online.

48
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You happy now?
I ruined it for you.

49
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- I want two names by friday.
- Fine.

50
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I'll arrange for a patient
with a mysterious illness

51
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To come in on thursday.

52
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Yes, you need more tests.

53
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It's only been two months.

54
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Who knows how they'll
react to freak weather patterns?

55
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They all did fine in the wind tunnel.

56
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Two names by friday,

57
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Or the pay overruns
come out of your salary.

58
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I can hurt you.

59
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I know that now.

60
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And i move your
parking space to the "E" lot.

61
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Don't ever leave me, mom.

62
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Hey, who's the sickest
patient you've got?

63
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I've got a guy who'll be
dead in the next ten minutes.

64
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Oh, you mean someone who might
actually survive a diagnosis.

65
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There's nothing here.

66
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Just the usual cracked heads,
gunshots, false alarms.

67
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Who would you pick to
fill your narrow little flats?

68
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So you can fire them off
of my recommendation?

69
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Nice try.

70
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Hey, who do i have to grope

71
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To get some turn-down
service in here?

72
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Jimmy quidd.

73
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He is a punk rock singer.

74
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Punk rock star to you.

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Repeated trauma,

76
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Self-Cutting, fever, arthralgia,

77
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Hyper-Inflated chest,
fatigue, anemia.

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Blood in the stool and urine.

79
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I've died and gone to
diagnostic heaven.

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His blood results show
booze, cocaine,

81
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Amphetamines, opiates.

82
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The only mystery here is
how he made it to be 38.

83
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I'm 28.

84
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And he lies.

85
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And he's a pain in the ass.

86
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- Hey, come— Wrap him up.

87
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I'll take him to go.

88
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Dizzying array of symptoms.

89
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Any of which could be caused
by drugs, trauma, being a loser.

90
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The guy's a walking pharmacy.
Could be anything.

91
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Oh, forgot to mention...

92
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Final case.

93
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Get it right, you're hired.

94
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Runner-Up will be
decided strictly

95
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On some definition of merit.

96
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Endocarditis.

97
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Hemorrhagic lesions in
the lungs and gut.

98
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Bronchiolitis obliterans.

99
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He smoked his airways into oblivion.

100
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- Endocarditis.
- I already said that.

101
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I'd heard of it before
you mentioned it.

102
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Speed counts.
Find something else.

103
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Could be bacterial meningitis.

104
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- You already picked.
- I'll take meningitis.

105
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Too late. Go run your tests.

106
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No, he's sick 'cause
he's a drug addict.

107
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No, he has every symptom
you'd expect of a drug addict.

108
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So you think it's all too perfect?

109
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Some other disease is trying
to throw us off its trail?

110
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If he had 4 out of 20
possible symptoms,

111
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He'd be a garden-Variety druggie.

112
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20 out of 20, there's an
underlying disease.

113
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Run your tests.

114
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No.

115
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He's weak, in withdrawal,
just spewed blood.

116
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They're gonna rip off a
piece of his lung,

117
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Ram instruments down his throat,

118
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And roto-Rooter his intestines.

119
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It'd be nice if we didn't kill him

120
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Trying to figure out what's killing him.

121
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One diagnosis, one test at a time.

122
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O2 stats are low.

123
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Hyper-Inflated chest.
I need a bronchoscopy to-

124
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- You just lost two points.
- What for?

125
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For thinking it makes a
difference who goes first.

126
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Only one person can be right.

127
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What points?

128
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Can't have an objective system
of measurement without numbers.

129
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You lose three for not knowing that.

130
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From now on, only the
person holding this

131
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Can treat or run tests.

132
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I wanted to give you the serpent staff

133
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With the poison axe head,
but i left it in my car.

134
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Don't need you.

135
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It's one thing to hire based on a game.

136
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Don't need your lecture.

137
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It's insane to treat based on a game.

138
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You're not taking the long view.

139
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The one where we stuff
another patient in a body bag?

140
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No, if we're wrong,
it'll come pretty fast.

141
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The long view is the one
where we pick the best team.

142
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That way we can use all
the bags we save

143
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For grocery shopping.

144
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- You're not buying that argument, are you?
- No.

145
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In which case, i'm back
to my original position.

146
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Don't need you.

147
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What do you think of amber?

148
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I screwed up a diagnosis.

149
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You don't seem that upset by it.

150
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Diagnosed a guy with
adenocarcinoma

151
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Three months ago.

152
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Told him he had six months.

153
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So now you've got to tell
him that he's way behind

154
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On his christmas shopping.

155
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He didn't get worse.

156
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I re-Checked everything.

157
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Biopsy was a false positive.

158
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Harmless lesions

159
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Cause by talc inhalation.

160
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Medical clemency. Interesting.

161
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Why would you use that word?

162
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Because i'm interested.

163
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When i'm interested,

164
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I describe the things
that make me interested

165
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As interesting.

166
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Most people would say
good, possibly great.

167
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Why aren't you able to just enjoy-

168
00:08:05,780 --> 00:08:09,080
Why aren't other people
able to just be interested?

169
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- Is he in there?
- Yeah.

170
00:08:18,380 --> 00:08:20,280
Why'd you go right for
the drug theories?

171
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If he had a history of
shoving cancer into his veins,

172
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I'd have guessed cancer.

173
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Okay.
You're an idiot.

174
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Either that or you've decided
you can trust a smoking addict

175
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Alone in a bathroom
with an oxygen tank.

176
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I got your new test results back.

177
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Sorry i'm late.

178
00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:49,480
Who's your colleague?

179
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Dr. House...

180
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Yes, Dr. Wilson?

181
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I really don't need the consult.

182
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I know the prognosis.

183
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Apparently not.

184
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Mr. Mckenna,

185
00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:03,880
I can't believe i'm able to say this,

186
00:09:03,915 --> 00:09:07,080
But... you're cancer-Free.

187
00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,580
The biopsy looked like
adenocarcinoma,

188
00:09:09,615 --> 00:09:10,445
But it wasn't.

189
00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:12,080
Harmless lesions on your lungs.

190
00:09:12,115 --> 00:09:13,180
You're fine.

191
00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,380
I don't get it.

192
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Cool.

193
00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:24,580
No, it's-It's-

194
00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:27,080
I know this must come as a shock,

195
00:09:27,115 --> 00:09:29,647
But i've double-checked the labs.

196
00:09:29,682 --> 00:09:32,180
I just accepted an offer
on my house.

197
00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:35,380
I've had three
good-bye parties.

198
00:09:35,415 --> 00:09:37,480
I'm buying plane tickets to venice.

199
00:09:37,780 --> 00:09:40,180
You can still use those if you're alive.

200
00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,780
I have to pay a $6,000
broker commission

201
00:09:42,815 --> 00:09:44,580
On a house i'm not selling.

202
00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,780
Money i don't have.

203
00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:55,580
Thank you... for letting me know.

204
00:10:02,380 --> 00:10:05,380
I- I-I would have thought
the living would mean more

205
00:10:05,415 --> 00:10:07,080
Than the expenses.

206
00:10:07,780 --> 00:10:09,480
It's not about the money.

207
00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:19,645
I have 17 points?

208
00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:21,480
I started you all out on 100.

209
00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:23,080
And you blew up part of the building.

210
00:10:23,180 --> 00:10:24,180
Where's foreman?

211
00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,245
- He got paged. - By who?

212
00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:27,645
- Is it about our-
- By me.

213
00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:30,180
I needed him right away.
Somewhere else.

214
00:10:30,215 --> 00:10:31,680
We're hiding from foreman?

215
00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:34,480
Foreman accused me of
playing games

216
00:10:34,515 --> 00:10:35,345
With patient care.

217
00:10:35,380 --> 00:10:37,280
- Who gets the eyeball next?
- I haven't run my test yet.

218
00:10:37,315 --> 00:10:39,180
- It still might be a lung issue.
- You can't run your test.

219
00:10:39,215 --> 00:10:40,945
The patient had massive
smoke inhalation.

220
00:10:40,980 --> 00:10:43,180
Do a bronchoscopy, it'll
set off a laryngospasm.

221
00:10:43,215 --> 00:10:44,545
I'll do an open-Lung biopsy instead.

222
00:10:44,580 --> 00:10:46,780
You want an invasive surgery
because you screwed up?

223
00:10:46,815 --> 00:10:48,480
The patient snuck a cigarette.

224
00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:49,745
The patient is an addict.

225
00:10:49,780 --> 00:10:50,845
It's not his fault he's jonesing

226
00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,380
For whatever he can get his hands on.

227
00:10:52,415 --> 00:10:54,280
Not his fault he's jonesing?

228
00:10:54,380 --> 00:10:56,980
In what universe does that
make any sense?

229
00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:58,580
Get him on a nicotine patch.

230
00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:00,880
It'll keep up with his joneses.

231
00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:02,380
Do your biopsy.

232
00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,180
How's the new us's
final case going?

233
00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:14,680
It's a moving target.

234
00:11:14,780 --> 00:11:16,780
House keeps moving it
so i can't find it.

235
00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:23,080
So... you've decided to focus
on solving the problem in darfur.

236
00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,180
Taub is in there prepping the patient

237
00:11:25,215 --> 00:11:26,045
For a biopsy.

238
00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:28,380
Stay close to taub,
or stay close to house.

239
00:11:29,180 --> 00:11:31,480
And stay close to the game.

240
00:11:31,580 --> 00:11:32,780
I'm trying to stop the game.

241
00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:34,880
That's your role in the game.

242
00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:37,780
You wander over here to annoy me?

243
00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,280
You're not wearing a lab coat.

244
00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,780
House doesn't wear one, does he?

245
00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:42,680
Damn!

246
00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,145
Now when i walk away,

247
00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:45,280
It's gonna look like i have a reason

248
00:11:45,315 --> 00:11:46,680
Other than just annoyance.

249
00:11:50,380 --> 00:11:52,680
He won't let us finish
prepping him for the biopsy.

250
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,080
You try the other arm?

251
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,780
The problem's not the arm,
it's the entire patient.

252
00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:08,980
Hi.

253
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,580
He let you check his chest.

254
00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:14,680
He let you do anything
except check that arm.

255
00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:18,080
He wallpapered himself
with nicotine patches.

256
00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:24,845
Real rebellion has a point.

257
00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:27,180
It's not juvenile and purposeless.

258
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:31,480
Maybe purposelessness
is my purpose.

259
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,145
Mission accomplished.

260
00:12:33,180 --> 00:12:35,945
Amber... it's not the patches.

261
00:12:35,980 --> 00:12:37,880
He's got blood clots
moving through his body.

262
00:12:38,180 --> 00:12:39,080
Means...

263
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:40,980
I was wrong.

264
00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:44,480
Oh.

265
00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:48,380
If a clot reaches his lungs
or his heart, it'll kill him.

266
00:12:53,180 --> 00:12:55,380
- It's true.
- We all know it's true.

267
00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:56,645
You just wasted our time.

268
00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:59,080
- And what you're doing?
- I'm not competing.

269
00:12:59,180 --> 00:13:01,380
- Where's taub?
- Foreman was following him.

270
00:13:01,415 --> 00:13:02,480
So you paged taub.

271
00:13:02,580 --> 00:13:04,080
Didn't see that i had much choice.

272
00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:07,480
He has schistocytes in his blood smear.

273
00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:09,480
Which means the D.I.C.'s causing clotting.

274
00:13:09,515 --> 00:13:10,880
What's causing the DIC.?

275
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:11,897
Drug impurities.

276
00:13:11,932 --> 00:13:12,845
You lost your round.

277
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,880
New symptom, new round.
This has to be drug related.

278
00:13:14,915 --> 00:13:16,145
This is how doctors kill patients.

279
00:13:16,180 --> 00:13:17,280
By seeing the stereotype
instead of the truth.

280
00:13:17,315 --> 00:13:19,580
Drug addicts use drugs
is a stereotype?

281
00:13:19,615 --> 00:13:21,680
Drugs are bad is a stereotype?

282
00:13:21,715 --> 00:13:23,680
Losers lose is- Malaria.

283
00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:25,280
He hasn't left the country in years.

284
00:13:25,315 --> 00:13:26,680
Malaria's relapsing/recurring.

285
00:13:26,780 --> 00:13:28,680
For all we know he could
have been sick for years.

286
00:13:28,780 --> 00:13:30,680
It explains not just the DIC
And the bleeding,

287
00:13:30,715 --> 00:13:32,045
But the tiredness, fever.

288
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,380
Everything we attributed to drugs.

289
00:13:33,415 --> 00:13:34,645
Oh, yeah, it's much more likely

290
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:38,080
That this ass punk rocker
was exposed to malaria

291
00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:39,145
Than drugs?

292
00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:40,480
If you were always right,

293
00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:42,230
Then you wouldn't
have just been wrong.

294
00:13:42,265 --> 00:13:43,880
Or let the patient mainline nicotine.

295
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:45,745
Or ravaged my
anatomical model,

296
00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:48,380
Which grandma house bought
me when i aced my mcats.

297
00:13:48,415 --> 00:13:50,980
A pharmaceutical rep
left that here on tuesday.

298
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,930
Grandma does some part-Time work.

299
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:54,780
The rep was a 30-something babe.

300
00:13:54,815 --> 00:13:56,680
Thank you. I got her hips.

301
00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:58,280
Carry it with pride.

302
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,380
Manipulative bitch,
you're wanted

303
00:14:00,415 --> 00:14:01,980
In the loser's circle.

304
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,880
Why do you hate drug addicts?

305
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,645
Your situation is different.

306
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,880
You're taking a necessary prescription.

307
00:14:13,915 --> 00:14:15,880
I know... i'm fabulous.

308
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,045
And i'm not the patient.

309
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,880
I'm not allowed to have
a problem with junkies?

310
00:14:18,915 --> 00:14:19,880
You're allowed.

311
00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:21,380
There's gotta be a reason.

312
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,380
He's a patient.
You don't know him.

313
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,280
But you hate him.

314
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:26,880
He's throwing his life away.

315
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,180
'Cause he's setting his own terms?

316
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,080
Not living in fear of every pop quiz?

317
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,080
I thought we were talking about him.

318
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,480
We were never talking about him.

319
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,480
Why are you afraid to lose?

320
00:14:43,180 --> 00:14:45,480
Are you gonna fire me
because i like to win?

321
00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:46,980
Just want to know the reason.

322
00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:52,180
I watched this football game once.

323
00:14:52,215 --> 00:14:54,580
And i noticed something odd.

324
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:57,580
The winning team was the happy one.

325
00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:00,080
I did the math.

326
00:15:00,580 --> 00:15:01,680
Our patient's happy.

327
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,245
He's an idiot.

328
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:04,880
He's a happy idiot.

329
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:07,980
That screws with your world view.

330
00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:12,480
There's something freeing
about being a loser, isn't there?

331
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:14,245
Why are you afraid-

332
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,680
Mommy didn't love me enough.

333
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,580
Daddy expected too much from me.

334
00:15:19,380 --> 00:15:20,480
Something!

335
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:23,845
Let's assume that's true.

336
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,480
I get how that can make
me a screwed-Up person.

337
00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:29,580
But how is my willingness
to do anything

338
00:15:29,615 --> 00:15:31,097
To get the right answer

339
00:15:31,132 --> 00:15:32,580
Bad for my patients?

340
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,880
Or put in terms you can understand,

341
00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:40,780
How is it bad for you?

342
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:49,830
I didn't ask you to
pick up the meds.

343
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:51,122
I'm trying to be a good colleague.

344
00:15:51,157 --> 00:15:52,568
You're trying to boost your score

345
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:53,945
By prescribing drugs for house.

346
00:15:53,980 --> 00:15:55,330
Why else would you
have a second bag?

347
00:15:55,365 --> 00:15:56,622
Didn't say good colleague to you.

348
00:15:56,657 --> 00:15:57,880
You realize we still have a patient.

349
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:58,980
Don't care about the patient.

350
00:15:59,080 --> 00:15:59,945
Do you care about this job

351
00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:01,180
More than you care about his life?

352
00:16:01,215 --> 00:16:01,945
I care about my wallpaper

353
00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:03,080
More than i care about his life.

354
00:16:03,115 --> 00:16:04,145
Okay, you're jerking me around.

355
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,780
There's no reason to be
a doctor if you don't care-

356
00:16:05,815 --> 00:16:06,645
I care about life.

357
00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:07,930
I just don't care about his.

358
00:16:07,965 --> 00:16:09,180
He doesn't care. Why should i?

359
00:16:09,215 --> 00:16:10,447
My time is better spent-

360
00:16:10,482 --> 00:16:11,680
Kissing up to your boss.

361
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,380
Average doctor cuts off a patient

362
00:16:14,415 --> 00:16:15,745
18 seconds into a history

363
00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:17,380
Because that's all the time he's got.

364
00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:19,680
Meanwhile six of us are
ministering to a guy

365
00:16:19,715 --> 00:16:20,345
With a death wish.

366
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,480
So why do you want the job?

367
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,480
Not because i'm maximizing
my service to mankind.

368
00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:26,280
Good for you.

369
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:32,780
Where is he?

370
00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:35,645
We're gonna spend the next hour

371
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,680
Looking for a guy who
doesn't want to be found.

372
00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:46,980
Jimmy quidd's greatest stiff.

373
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:48,880
1989.

374
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,780
A profit-seeking entity released this?

375
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:52,780
Put it out himself.

376
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,080
He wanted people to listen,

377
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,380
But apparently didn't want people

378
00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:57,680
To enjoy listening.

379
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,345
- Now, why would someone-
- Truly a mystery.

380
00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:03,380
Why would anyone do something
just to aggravate people?

381
00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:10,180
Why would you have a
blank liability release form,

382
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,080
Plus your checkbook,
on top of your desk?

383
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:17,080
Probably because they
were in the second drawer

384
00:17:17,115 --> 00:17:19,097
In a manila envelope
under a book,

385
00:17:19,132 --> 00:17:21,045
And you put them on top of my desk.

386
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,680
You usually keep your
checkbook at home.

387
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,280
It's your go-to excuse for
why you can't lend me money.

388
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,580
You're gonna pay the guy
the six grand, aren't you?

389
00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:32,780
There are other people i write checks to.

390
00:17:32,815 --> 00:17:34,045
I do have cable.

391
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,680
There's no negligence without injury.

392
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,945
I handed the guy a death sentence.

393
00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:40,880
He's not distressed with
a death sentence.

394
00:17:40,915 --> 00:17:42,780
He's distressed with
a life sentence.

395
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,080
I gave him three months of misery.

396
00:17:45,180 --> 00:17:48,080
You gave him three months
of being someone special.

397
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,680
You're paying the guy
because he used to be boring,

398
00:17:50,715 --> 00:17:52,480
And without you he's
gonna be boring again.

399
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:55,680
Hi.

400
00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:57,880
Results of the malaria test already?

401
00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,180
Well, no.

402
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,180
But we were wondering
if you'd sent the patient

403
00:18:01,215 --> 00:18:04,180
For any additional... tests.

404
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,680
You lost the patient.

405
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,480
Taub, you check lost and found.

406
00:18:13,515 --> 00:18:16,180
Thirteen... come with me.

407
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,280
Why do you love drug addicts?

408
00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:22,880
I won't pigeonhole the patients,

409
00:18:22,915 --> 00:18:23,980
So that means i'm-

410
00:18:24,180 --> 00:18:26,980
Perfectly capable of
drawing my own conclusions.

411
00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:28,745
Are you capable of
answering a question?

412
00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:31,380
- I think there's more to him than the drugs.
- Admirable. Why?

413
00:18:31,415 --> 00:18:33,280
I need a reason for doing
something admirable?

414
00:18:33,315 --> 00:18:34,345
There's always a reason.

415
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:35,480
He's a patient, you don't know him.

416
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:36,447
Why do you like him?

417
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:37,481
The alcoholic parent,

418
00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:38,480
Druggie youth.

419
00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:40,580
There's no such thing as
a saint without a past.

420
00:18:40,615 --> 00:18:41,647
Or a sinner without a future.

421
00:18:41,682 --> 00:18:42,645
What makes you so sure

422
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,980
That drugs are a mask
for something else?

423
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,280
Drugs are always a mask
for something else.

424
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,280
That's the dumbest
thing i've heard in my life.

425
00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:06,580
You really want this job?

426
00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:08,380
You think you can talk me into leaving?

427
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:09,845
You're a person who likes her privacy

428
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,780
Working for a man who
needs to know everything.

429
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,580
You're a person who
cares about her patients

430
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,380
Working for a man that
cares about games.

431
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:16,380
Shh-Shh.

432
00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:18,080
I hear him.

433
00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:23,880
So neither sleet nor hail

434
00:19:23,915 --> 00:19:25,680
Nor dread of night.

435
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:26,645
Ha!

436
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:27,780
Wait, wait, wait...

437
00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:30,645
Malaria's not contagious.

438
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:33,280
Children, i bid you... good night!

439
00:19:33,315 --> 00:19:34,380
And i'm off! Aah-

440
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:39,680
Hey...

441
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,180
Which one of you guys
sapped my powers?

442
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:46,880
Was it you?

443
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:48,880
Did you take my powers?

444
00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:51,380
Maybe it was you.

445
00:19:51,415 --> 00:19:52,545
Well, no matter.

446
00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:54,380
See, i'm feeling stronger already.

447
00:19:59,080 --> 00:19:59,980
It's okay.

448
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,280
It's okay. He's okay.

449
00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:04,380
Respiration's good, pulse is solid.

450
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:06,280
We need a lot of nurses in here.

451
00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:23,880
Dr. Cuddy.

452
00:20:24,580 --> 00:20:27,580
That face that launched
a thousand long faces.

453
00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:29,880
Get control of your patient.

454
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,380
Strap him to the bed if you have to.

455
00:20:32,415 --> 00:20:33,880
I want to keep all four.

456
00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:35,380
You can have two.

457
00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:37,780
You don't get negotiation, do you?

458
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,045
I say four,

459
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,880
You say three, we finally
settle on three and a half.

460
00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:43,280
Which would be good news for taub.

461
00:20:43,315 --> 00:20:44,680
You don't want four.

462
00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:46,180
You don't want three.

463
00:20:46,215 --> 00:20:47,580
But if i say three,

464
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,080
You get to keep playing your game.

465
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:51,780
Who would you pick?

466
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,080
Are you asking my opinion?

467
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,780
If you have any absolute truths,

468
00:20:56,815 --> 00:20:57,880
That would be even better.

469
00:20:57,980 --> 00:20:59,545
You never want my advice.

470
00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:02,780
You spend your life
trying to avoid my advice.

471
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,145
You're a bureaucratic nightmare,

472
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,545
You're a chronic pain in the ass,

473
00:21:06,580 --> 00:21:08,780
And you're a second-rate doctor at best.

474
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:09,780
Am i blushing?

475
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:11,580
But you do...

476
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,180
Know this stuff.

477
00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:20,280
Can we get this over with?

478
00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:23,280
Taub and kutner.

479
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:25,445
Taub will stand up to you.

480
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,880
You won't like him,
but you'll respect him.

481
00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:31,780
Kutner shares your
philosophy of medicine.

482
00:21:32,180 --> 00:21:34,130
God knows i don't need two of you,

483
00:21:34,165 --> 00:21:36,080
But he will actually help you.

484
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,180
It's not malaria.
Bloodwork's negative.

485
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,180
But we did find the
reason for the D.I.C.

486
00:21:41,215 --> 00:21:42,145
Bad blood fragments.

487
00:21:42,180 --> 00:21:43,880
If we can figure out
how they got there-

488
00:21:49,180 --> 00:21:50,345
Blood exposure during sex?

489
00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:51,880
Hemolysis from the malaria meds?

490
00:21:51,915 --> 00:21:53,045
Stop guessing.

491
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,845
You'll spoil the surprise.

492
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:55,780
If you're looking to get information

493
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:56,245
Out of the guy,

494
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,480
He's not exactly the
"bare-your-soul" type.

495
00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:03,680
Hey, i was wondering
if you guys know

496
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,380
Girl from Ipanema.

497
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:06,745
What are you doing?

498
00:22:06,780 --> 00:22:08,380
Nothing. What are you doing?

499
00:22:14,380 --> 00:22:15,580
That's mine, man.

500
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,780
Oh, you're gonna be
denying that in a second.

501
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:23,980
Next time make sure
you bring enough

502
00:22:24,015 --> 00:22:25,280
For the whole class.

503
00:22:25,980 --> 00:22:27,880
He's been sharing
needles with this guy.

504
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,545
As he injected this guy's blood,

505
00:22:29,580 --> 00:22:31,380
His own blood attacked it,
chewed it up.

506
00:22:31,415 --> 00:22:32,980
Those were the fragments we found.

507
00:22:33,380 --> 00:22:34,680
So D.I.C. was nothing?

508
00:22:34,715 --> 00:22:35,980
We're back to bloody vomit

509
00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:39,780
And his two dozen other
drug or non-Drug symptoms.

510
00:22:42,180 --> 00:22:43,180
Re-Check everything.

511
00:22:43,380 --> 00:22:44,480
Throw these guys out,

512
00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:45,780
And strap the patient down.

513
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,180
House!

514
00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:53,480
Respiratory failure.

515
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:56,980
Good news for you, thirteen.

516
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,370
'Cause that is definitely not drugs.

517
00:23:03,110 --> 00:23:04,890
The blood clots were drug-Related.

518
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,680
The coughing up blood
and the respiratory arrests

519
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,150
Are still on the table.

520
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:10,060
Inhalants-

521
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,060
If i'd wanted a knee-Jerk drug diagnosis,

522
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,750
I would have told foreman where we are.

523
00:23:13,890 --> 00:23:15,980
He knows where we are.

524
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,680
Because he followed you!

525
00:23:19,810 --> 00:23:21,470
I followed taub.
I followed her.

526
00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:22,570
He had a bleeding problem.

527
00:23:22,710 --> 00:23:24,000
That could cause respiratory arrest.

528
00:23:24,140 --> 00:23:27,270
If i wanted to forgive his
drano-Drinking ways,

529
00:23:27,410 --> 00:23:28,630
I wouldn't ignore what you just said.

530
00:23:28,770 --> 00:23:29,700
Could be an infection.

531
00:23:29,830 --> 00:23:31,620
No, the lumbar puncture's clear.

532
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:32,890
Uh, what lumbar puncture?

533
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,310
You didn't authorize that test.

534
00:23:34,450 --> 00:23:36,530
True, and yet, here
i am with the results.

535
00:23:36,670 --> 00:23:38,400
Thirteen thought it
was bacterial meningitis.

536
00:23:38,530 --> 00:23:40,170
And i had the eyeball.

537
00:23:40,310 --> 00:23:41,420
It was a harmless test.

538
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:42,630
The patient's welfare still counts

539
00:23:42,770 --> 00:23:43,590
For something, doesn't it?

540
00:23:43,730 --> 00:23:44,870
Yep. Minus 50.

541
00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:46,810
(Kutner) Chronic pulmonary
embolism would explain

542
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,190
The breathing problem

543
00:23:48,330 --> 00:23:50,620
And the blood coming from his lungs.

544
00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:55,930
I'll run an- You're not running any tests.

545
00:23:56,070 --> 00:23:57,120
He knows it's not P.E.S.

546
00:23:57,250 --> 00:23:58,020
The guy's d-Dimer's normal.

547
00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:58,900
That doesn't always rule out-

548
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:00,030
Go in to run one test,

549
00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:02,690
Run eight more like she did,
find out which one's right.

550
00:24:02,830 --> 00:24:05,110
Then comes back
with a brilliant guess.

551
00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:06,810
Is this true? No.

552
00:24:06,950 --> 00:24:09,180
Too bad,'cause that would
have earned you 40 points

553
00:24:09,330 --> 00:24:10,150
For cleverness.

554
00:24:10,290 --> 00:24:11,270
The points go to amber.

555
00:24:11,410 --> 00:24:13,400
Foreman, you run the tests.
Sure.

556
00:24:13,540 --> 00:24:16,090
Anything i can do to
help your game.

557
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:19,780
He's not gonna run the tests,
is he? I don't think so.

558
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:20,650
No.

559
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,250
So what's wrong with me?

560
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,040
You mean besides your music?

561
00:24:30,170 --> 00:24:31,500
Oh, well, sure,

562
00:24:31,630 --> 00:24:33,140
'Cause i don't play
your kind of music,

563
00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:35,340
It's not music, right? Yeah.

564
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,060
I resent you because
you're not perry como.

565
00:24:39,990 --> 00:24:41,560
Look, i don't-

566
00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:44,990
I don't play for an audience, okay?

567
00:24:45,130 --> 00:24:46,550
Well, then, that stage you stand on

568
00:24:46,690 --> 00:24:47,820
Is an odd choice.

569
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,420
I just- I do it for me, okay?

570
00:24:49,570 --> 00:24:50,940
I don't do it for you.

571
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,670
You have three choices in this life.

572
00:24:52,820 --> 00:24:54,960
Be good, get good, or give up.

573
00:24:55,110 --> 00:24:58,680
You've gone for column "d. " Why?

574
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:02,860
Simple answer is

575
00:25:02,990 --> 00:25:05,440
If you don't try, you can't fail.

576
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:10,190
Are you really that simple?

577
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,030
Look, you know, some people...

578
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:14,810
They like my music.

579
00:25:14,940 --> 00:25:17,050
Most people can't stand it.

580
00:25:19,230 --> 00:25:21,790
But they just sort of just
shrug and ignore me.

581
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:26,460
But a few, the feel like
they have to tell me

582
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,970
What i'm screwing up.

583
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,040
You know, what i'm wasting.

584
00:25:34,570 --> 00:25:36,360
Why do they care?

585
00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:42,090
You have some peculiar
masses near your heart.

586
00:25:42,230 --> 00:25:43,590
Peculiar how?

587
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:44,710
Well, unlike your music,

588
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,030
They elicit some
emotional response.

589
00:25:49,710 --> 00:25:52,155
That's odd.
What?

590
00:25:52,190 --> 00:25:53,640
You care if i appreciate your music,

591
00:25:53,770 --> 00:25:56,890
But you don't care if you live or die.

592
00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:01,690
Maybe the answer is that simple.

593
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,550
I can't apologize enough.

594
00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:07,940
To you, to your family.

595
00:26:08,370 --> 00:26:12,550
There may not be any
technical liability here, but-

596
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,930
You're ripping it up because
you think it would be wrong

597
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,380
To take money from me?

598
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:22,270
I think it would be wr

599
00:26:22,420 --> 00:26:24,670
So little money from you.

600
00:26:26,010 --> 00:26:27,540
You're out 6,000-

601
00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:29,140
You ruined my life.

602
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,970
I ruined three months.

603
00:26:31,110 --> 00:26:32,830
For the first time in my life,

604
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,080
I was living in the present.

605
00:26:35,230 --> 00:26:37,130
'Cause that's all there was.

606
00:26:37,710 --> 00:26:41,460
You're suing me not for
the wrong diagnosis,

607
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,700
But for the right one?

608
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,720
Have you spoken to a lawyer?

609
00:26:47,850 --> 00:26:51,910
You gave me happiness...

610
00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:56,030
And then you took it away.

611
00:27:01,150 --> 00:27:02,660
Definitely no emboli.

612
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:03,760
It's pretty fuzzy.

613
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,350
Hey, for point and
shoot i thought i did okay.

614
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,660
It's fuzzy because
he was still shaking

615
00:27:07,790 --> 00:27:10,240
'Cause he was coming
down from the heroin.

616
00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:11,370
Where is everybody else?

617
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:13,370
The clinic's been quarantined.

618
00:27:13,510 --> 00:27:16,040
A patient came in with
avian flu-Like symptoms.

619
00:27:16,180 --> 00:27:18,290
And 50 extra dollars in
spending money.

620
00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:20,160
Can you do this echo again?

621
00:27:20,310 --> 00:27:23,090
Okay, minus five for ingratitude!

622
00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:24,440
No "Thank you, Dr. House. "

623
00:27:24,580 --> 00:27:26,080
No "here's a bottle of codeine

624
00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:27,810
For your troubles, Dr. House.
" Oh, no.

625
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,310
I was asking if you could do it again

626
00:27:29,460 --> 00:27:30,540
After giving him a sedative

627
00:27:30,690 --> 00:27:31,840
To keep him still.

628
00:27:31,980 --> 00:27:33,020
I could.

629
00:27:33,170 --> 00:27:34,390
We'd definitely get the answer.

630
00:27:34,540 --> 00:27:35,770
But since the opiates
would decrease

631
00:27:35,910 --> 00:27:36,850
His respiratory drive,

632
00:27:36,990 --> 00:27:38,630
And he already can
barely breathe,

633
00:27:38,770 --> 00:27:41,190
Minus ten for asking
me to kill the patient.

634
00:27:41,340 --> 00:27:43,460
What if it's a congenital defect?

635
00:27:43,610 --> 00:27:45,440
An anomalous vessel on his heart?

636
00:27:45,460 --> 00:27:47,970
You know that the heart
does the blood stuff, right?

637
00:27:48,110 --> 00:27:49,850
And the lungs do the breathing.

638
00:27:49,980 --> 00:27:53,380
If the vessel wrapped
around his trachea?

639
00:27:57,490 --> 00:27:58,560
What do you want me to do?

640
00:27:58,700 --> 00:27:59,850
Mra.

641
00:27:59,990 --> 00:28:02,880
See if you can get a
clear picture of that vessel.

642
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:04,370
What-Wait-

643
00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:06,790
What-What-Why?

644
00:28:06,930 --> 00:28:07,910
You said the picture sucked

645
00:28:08,050 --> 00:28:09,370
Because the patient was shaking.

646
00:28:09,510 --> 00:28:10,690
Mra will be worse.

647
00:28:10,830 --> 00:28:12,780
We have to get a picture.

648
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,450
You were doing better
before you had a good idea.

649
00:28:17,590 --> 00:28:20,820
How can we see it if
we don't take a picture?

650
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,900
You can see me, right?

651
00:28:24,290 --> 00:28:26,030
We want to look at his heart.

652
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,750
With our eyes.

653
00:28:28,070 --> 00:28:31,300
So i kill the patient on my operating table.

654
00:28:31,450 --> 00:28:33,120
You get to keep testing your team

655
00:28:33,260 --> 00:28:35,420
And i take the heat from cuddy.

656
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,310
If it goes that way,
yeah, that'll be excellent.

657
00:28:37,450 --> 00:28:39,110
His respiratory
status is through the floor.

658
00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:41,380
If there's a vessel and
we don't remove it fast,

659
00:28:41,530 --> 00:28:43,690
Best case, he's on a ventilator for life.

660
00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:46,320
Granted, it'll be a short one.

661
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,700
Who do you think i should hire?

662
00:28:49,230 --> 00:28:51,860
You want me to tell you
in front of him?

663
00:28:52,010 --> 00:28:54,830
It would be rude to ask
him to leave now.

664
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,310
If you don't do the surgery,

665
00:28:57,460 --> 00:28:58,840
The patient will die.

666
00:28:58,990 --> 00:29:00,380
You'll have had nothing to do with it.

667
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,350
And everyone will know that
you had nothing to do with it.

668
00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:04,320
And everyone will
know that it's because

669
00:29:04,470 --> 00:29:06,270
You were pissed off at House for firing you.

670
00:29:06,410 --> 00:29:08,080
You know that's not
why i'm saying no.

671
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,690
But that's how it's gonna play out.

672
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,400
Keep him and amber.

673
00:29:13,540 --> 00:29:15,640
You'll get stuff done.

674
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,160
Prep him for surgery.

675
00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:24,170
This isn't an anomalous vessel.

676
00:29:24,550 --> 00:29:26,030
Look at these lymph nodes.

677
00:29:26,170 --> 00:29:27,630
Way too big.

678
00:29:27,770 --> 00:29:29,680
There are the masses you saw.

679
00:29:30,180 --> 00:29:31,660
70 over 40. He's crashing.

680
00:29:31,810 --> 00:29:33,100
Two units of p. R.B.C.S.

681
00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:35,470
Starting dopamine.
We're losing him!

682
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:39,130
So... how's your game going?

683
00:29:39,740 --> 00:29:42,550
It's not whether
you win or lose.

684
00:29:45,650 --> 00:29:47,320
Respiratory failure.

685
00:29:47,460 --> 00:29:49,470
Enlarged lymph nodes.

686
00:29:49,610 --> 00:29:52,320
Whatever this is, he's not
going to be breathing much longer.

687
00:29:52,450 --> 00:29:54,120
Does foreman being
here mean the game's over?

688
00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:56,090
It means the patient's
life is almost over.

689
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,440
You can call it what you want.

690
00:30:00,490 --> 00:30:01,620
We're done, people!

691
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,920
Come on!
I need ideas.

692
00:30:04,070 --> 00:30:05,420
And i don't care who
they come from.

693
00:30:05,550 --> 00:30:06,440
Of course you do.

694
00:30:06,580 --> 00:30:07,220
This is still a game.

695
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,100
You're still going to reward
whoever gets the right idea,

696
00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:10,160
Punish whoever's wrong.

697
00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:13,500
Hire who you want, get this over with.

698
00:30:16,730 --> 00:30:19,330
Thirteen, kutner.

699
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,910
I'm sorry. Go home.

700
00:30:25,260 --> 00:30:25,980
Why?

701
00:30:26,130 --> 00:30:27,390
It doesn't matter.

702
00:30:27,540 --> 00:30:28,250
He just told me that i've gotta-

703
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,030
Lungs are stiff, could be a. R.D.S.

704
00:30:30,180 --> 00:30:31,670
You fluid-Overloaded him.

705
00:30:31,810 --> 00:30:33,630
Anyone's lungs would
leak after that surgery.

706
00:30:33,770 --> 00:30:34,345
Good-Bye.

707
00:30:34,380 --> 00:30:35,230
Anaphylactic shock.

708
00:30:35,370 --> 00:30:36,420
No sign of bronchospasm.

709
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,350
What if the lymph nodes are
caused by chronic stimulation

710
00:30:38,490 --> 00:30:39,300
Of his immune system?

711
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:40,770
Impurities in his drugs
could have caused-

712
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,350
Street drugs are laced
with all kinds of things.

713
00:30:42,490 --> 00:30:45,010
An immune overreaction
would explain everything.

714
00:30:45,150 --> 00:30:46,930
Drug diagnosis.

715
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,180
That's what you're going with.

716
00:30:55,860 --> 00:30:57,940
That firing thing.

717
00:30:58,170 --> 00:30:59,990
It was all a dream.

718
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,050
Go find where he gets
his drugs and what's in them.

719
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,500
Put him on dimercaprol
for heavy metal poisoning.

720
00:31:11,190 --> 00:31:13,310
Competition works.

721
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,380
So you're not gonna
tell me who sells you drugs?

722
00:31:25,310 --> 00:31:26,960
Why does it matter?

723
00:31:27,090 --> 00:31:29,690
You're dying. Does that matter?

724
00:31:30,830 --> 00:31:32,550
Not really.

725
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,580
I'm not an adult.

726
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,170
I never wanted to be.

727
00:31:45,730 --> 00:31:48,070
So if the choice...

728
00:31:49,150 --> 00:31:52,900
Is running out the clock with a walker...

729
00:31:53,860 --> 00:31:56,230
And a bedpan...

730
00:32:03,490 --> 00:32:05,940
You don't regret anything?

731
00:32:06,790 --> 00:32:09,720
Well, there was a lot of drugs.

732
00:32:11,890 --> 00:32:14,080
A lot of drinking...

733
00:32:14,230 --> 00:32:16,200
A lot of fights.

734
00:32:23,850 --> 00:32:26,400
I regret everything else.

735
00:32:30,380 --> 00:32:33,470
You hate me, don't you?

736
00:32:35,660 --> 00:32:37,470
Yeah.

737
00:32:39,590 --> 00:32:41,890
I don't care.

738
00:32:46,260 --> 00:32:48,020
What's it like?

739
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,310
It means you have no regrets.

740
00:33:12,170 --> 00:33:14,310
Kinda sticks in your head, doesn't it?

741
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,590
This guy's amazing.

742
00:33:16,740 --> 00:33:18,740
There's not one redeeming note.

743
00:33:18,870 --> 00:33:20,780
What sort of a lawyer tells his client

744
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:23,410
He's got a case because
he's going to live?

745
00:33:23,550 --> 00:33:25,560
I've heard that not all lawyers

746
00:33:25,710 --> 00:33:27,800
Are as ethical as the
ones we see on tv.

747
00:33:27,930 --> 00:33:30,020
I don't think this guy
even has a law degree.

748
00:33:30,150 --> 00:33:31,920
A lot of the guys on tv don't, either.

749
00:33:32,070 --> 00:33:34,910
I think he has a medical degree.

750
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:48,620
It directly affects my bottom line.

751
00:33:48,810 --> 00:33:49,970
You have less money to lend-

752
00:33:50,110 --> 00:33:52,100
I'm trying to take responsibility!

753
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,410
And i'm trying to teach you
that everyone is out for theirs.

754
00:33:54,550 --> 00:33:55,810
You might as well keep yours.

755
00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:57,950
And lend it to you?

756
00:33:58,090 --> 00:34:00,150
You have to control everything.

757
00:34:00,290 --> 00:34:01,740
How come you're going
around asking everyone

758
00:34:01,870 --> 00:34:02,900
Who you should fire?

759
00:34:03,030 --> 00:34:04,730
I'm asking for input!

760
00:34:04,860 --> 00:34:06,760
I thought you would have
admired the humility.

761
00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:09,240
You like games because
you can control them.

762
00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:10,490
Oh, god-I'm gonna put
the record back on.

763
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:11,670
You like what's interesting-

764
00:34:11,830 --> 00:34:13,230
Never mind if it's real or good.

765
00:34:13,370 --> 00:34:15,560
Wanna know why you
offered that guy six grand?

766
00:34:15,700 --> 00:34:18,220
Life just happens, and that
scares the hell out of you!

767
00:34:18,350 --> 00:34:19,620
You think you can cure pain.

768
00:34:19,750 --> 00:34:21,110
You think you can avoid pain!

769
00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:22,930
You think you're
responsible for every failure,

770
00:34:23,070 --> 00:34:25,130
Every patient's boring life,

771
00:34:25,260 --> 00:34:26,400
Ever friend's screwed-Up-

772
00:34:26,550 --> 00:34:29,120
You don't want to face it
any more than my patient does.

773
00:34:29,250 --> 00:34:30,700
Dying's easy.

774
00:34:30,850 --> 00:34:33,140
Living's hard.

775
00:34:35,110 --> 00:34:38,630
That can't possibly be as
poignant as it sounded.

776
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,540
Uh, still can't find the drug source,

777
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,010
But i don't think that's the problem.

778
00:34:45,150 --> 00:34:46,430
The dimercaprol isn't working.

779
00:34:46,570 --> 00:34:49,710
And quidd volunteers at a
home for abandoned kids.

780
00:34:49,850 --> 00:34:51,120
Why are you telling me this?

781
00:34:51,250 --> 00:34:52,470
Because his bass player told me.

782
00:34:52,610 --> 00:34:53,870
Is it medically relevant?

783
00:34:53,910 --> 00:34:54,760
I don't know.

784
00:34:54,770 --> 00:34:55,570
Well, then why are you-

785
00:34:55,710 --> 00:34:59,140
Stop playing games and do your job!

786
00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:07,390
No.

787
00:35:13,550 --> 00:35:18,230
This time, i'm firing taub and amber.

788
00:35:20,130 --> 00:35:21,800
This is a joke, right?

789
00:35:21,950 --> 00:35:24,260
It's only a joke if you
come up with the answer.

790
00:35:24,390 --> 00:35:26,940
It's not really funny if you don't.

791
00:35:28,580 --> 00:35:32,280
Thirteen and kutner, you're fired too.

792
00:35:32,970 --> 00:35:34,570
Foreman.
He's a druggie.

793
00:35:34,690 --> 00:35:37,020
I was never sure there was
a disease in the first place.

794
00:35:37,170 --> 00:35:40,560
So all we know is that he's dying.

795
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,530
Who wants to tell the patient?

796
00:35:44,140 --> 00:35:44,920
Fine.

797
00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:46,750
We'll get some kid to go talk to him.

798
00:35:46,890 --> 00:35:49,800
It's the only people
he gets along with anyway.

799
00:35:50,430 --> 00:35:52,690
Are we still fired?

800
00:35:56,380 --> 00:35:58,100
He works with abandoned kids?

801
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:00,170
Is it medically relevant?

802
00:36:00,490 --> 00:36:02,200
I think so.

803
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,790
I need a brain biopsy.

804
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:08,690
For the patient.

805
00:36:08,930 --> 00:36:10,290
Stop it.

806
00:36:10,890 --> 00:36:12,160
You two switch?

807
00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:13,450
You want to drill into a skull

808
00:36:13,590 --> 00:36:17,350
Of a patient who almost died
on the operating table yesterday?

809
00:36:21,230 --> 00:36:22,740
Why are they here?

810
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:26,520
Because i wouldn't have gotten
the answer without each of them.

811
00:36:26,660 --> 00:36:28,560
You could have just told me.

812
00:36:28,690 --> 00:36:30,160
I want you to feel guilty.

813
00:36:30,310 --> 00:36:32,060
She thinks the patient's a loser.

814
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,870
She thinks the patient's a winner;

815
00:36:34,010 --> 00:36:36,590
Just a regular guy with a
regular problem.

816
00:36:36,730 --> 00:36:39,280
He thinks he's gonna be
great once he's all growed up.

817
00:36:39,420 --> 00:36:41,590
And he thinks...

818
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:42,740
What did you think?

819
00:36:42,890 --> 00:36:44,320
Autoimmune. Right.

820
00:36:44,450 --> 00:36:46,150
Less interesting,
but just as important.

821
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,280
We can't all be right.

822
00:36:47,430 --> 00:36:48,900
You're all wrong.

823
00:36:49,030 --> 00:36:51,650
My mom always said that
two wrongs don't make a right.

824
00:36:51,790 --> 00:36:54,350
She never said anything
about four wrongs.

825
00:36:54,490 --> 00:36:56,330
I always found that suspicious.

826
00:36:56,470 --> 00:36:57,810
Plain old measles.

827
00:36:57,950 --> 00:36:59,250
Constant exposure from hanging out

828
00:36:59,380 --> 00:37:00,730
With oliver twist and his lot.

829
00:37:00,870 --> 00:37:02,740
I assume he's been vaccinated.

830
00:37:02,870 --> 00:37:04,490
Patient's immune system was shredded

831
00:37:04,620 --> 00:37:06,020
With years of drugs.

832
00:37:06,150 --> 00:37:08,200
They're early markers
of rash and fever.

833
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,600
Would have been lost in a druggie.

834
00:37:09,740 --> 00:37:11,140
His immune system overreacted.

835
00:37:11,300 --> 00:37:13,370
That's why his body went haywire.

836
00:37:14,450 --> 00:37:16,520
That's clever.

837
00:37:18,190 --> 00:37:21,010
You're not doing a biopsy
without neurological symptoms.

838
00:37:21,150 --> 00:37:23,900
If i'm right, the virus is in his brain.

839
00:37:24,050 --> 00:37:26,110
Wrong course of treatment
could be his last course of-

840
00:37:26,260 --> 00:37:28,460
I need a neurological-

841
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:29,830
He kept swallowing.

842
00:37:29,970 --> 00:37:30,680
Could be neurological.

843
00:37:30,820 --> 00:37:32,340
Could be a complex partial seizure.

844
00:37:32,470 --> 00:37:34,370
What did it look like?

845
00:37:37,020 --> 00:37:38,640
Good... god, woman.

846
00:37:38,780 --> 00:37:41,120
How much more proof do you need?

847
00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:44,930
If you can induce a seizure,
you can have your biopsy.

848
00:37:46,260 --> 00:37:48,230
Hup!

849
00:37:49,580 --> 00:37:51,010
We're gonna use flashing lights.

850
00:37:51,140 --> 00:37:54,110
Noxious stimulation,
it'll irritate your brain.

851
00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:55,340
If there's damage to your neurons,

852
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,020
It'll trigger a seizure that we can-

853
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:00,760
I got something much more noxious.

854
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,460
It's not as commonly used,

855
00:38:05,870 --> 00:38:08,900
But sound can be just as big an irritant.

856
00:38:15,340 --> 00:38:18,090
Now remind me of your influences here.

857
00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:19,630
'Cause i'm gonna say,

858
00:38:19,780 --> 00:38:23,540
Thelonious monk and the
sound a trash compactor makes

859
00:38:23,690 --> 00:38:25,800
When you crawl inside it.

860
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,090
Mmph.

861
00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:31,290
I don't do it for you. I do it for me.

862
00:38:39,540 --> 00:38:40,620
What do you think?

863
00:38:40,770 --> 00:38:42,180
Is he seizing or dancing?

864
00:38:42,330 --> 00:38:43,330
Seizing.

865
00:38:43,550 --> 00:38:45,670
Play him the b-Side. It's even worse.

866
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,950
Schedule an O.R. for the biopsy.

867
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,160
See you in the lecture hall.

868
00:39:18,030 --> 00:39:20,500
A little mood music.

869
00:39:20,650 --> 00:39:22,430
Build the suspense.

870
00:39:22,590 --> 00:39:24,680
Sounds more folky.

871
00:39:25,470 --> 00:39:29,700
You seriously have no idea
when to shut up. Do you?

872
00:39:30,770 --> 00:39:33,000
Amber, please stand.

873
00:39:34,910 --> 00:39:37,430
You didn't call me bitch. Is that bad?

874
00:39:40,190 --> 00:39:44,200
You play the game better
than anybody else here.

875
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,660
But for the wrong reasons.

876
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,700
Reasons don't matter.
Results are the only thing-

877
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,940
You were wrong.

878
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:59,190
20 years ago,
This was recorded by jim moskowitz.

879
00:39:59,550 --> 00:40:02,950
Who later became
known as jimmy quidd.

880
00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:06,380
Loves kids,

881
00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:10,400
Apparently has a heart,
perhaps even a soul.

882
00:40:12,150 --> 00:40:14,150
If you're gonna work for me,

883
00:40:14,290 --> 00:40:16,360
You have to be willing to be wrong,

884
00:40:16,490 --> 00:40:18,410
Willing to lose.

885
00:40:19,450 --> 00:40:21,540
'Cause you just did.

886
00:40:21,780 --> 00:40:24,210
You're fired.

887
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:36,120
Thirteen, please stand.

888
00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:42,380
You're fired.

889
00:40:46,140 --> 00:40:47,710
You just said i was right about-

890
00:40:47,860 --> 00:40:50,200
He was a drug addict.

891
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,110
Four applicants, two spots.

892
00:40:57,610 --> 00:41:00,330
If i had three, i'd keep you.

893
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,530
Game over.

894
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,540
Mmph.

895
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:30,850
You're gonna have to grow old after all.

896
00:41:30,980 --> 00:41:31,860
You've got measles.

897
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,080
We're blasting you with corticosteroids.

898
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,230
What's wrong with you?

899
00:41:39,370 --> 00:41:41,540
I got fired.

900
00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:46,410
What are you doing here?

901
00:41:47,510 --> 00:41:50,140
Trying not to care.

902
00:41:50,940 --> 00:41:52,690
Yeah.

903
00:41:53,530 --> 00:41:56,010
Well, that's not easy.

904
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,590
What the hell did you do?

905
00:42:05,270 --> 00:42:07,400
You told me to hire kutner and taub.

906
00:42:07,540 --> 00:42:08,830
Because i knew you wouldn't.

907
00:42:08,980 --> 00:42:09,810
Oops.

908
00:42:09,950 --> 00:42:11,740
I can't let you hire two men.

909
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:12,890
Now, that is sexist.

910
00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:14,470
You've already got foreman.

911
00:42:14,620 --> 00:42:15,780
Is he a dude?

912
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,440
Hire a woman too.

913
00:42:17,580 --> 00:42:18,670
Hire two women.

914
00:42:18,810 --> 00:42:23,320
You can have the one
that gives a crap about people.

915
00:42:23,660 --> 00:42:25,120
They both do.

916
00:42:25,260 --> 00:42:26,660
Great.

917
00:42:26,810 --> 00:42:28,770
Hire thirteen.

918
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,610
This was your plan all along.

919
00:42:45,710 --> 00:42:48,450
Well, at least the games are over.

920
00:42:49,380 --> 00:42:52,070
How long have you known me?

