1 00:00:04,690 --> 00:00:08,050 Whoever thought walking in a circle at two miles an hour would be draining? 2 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:10,890 Fresh air, exercise. 3 00:00:10,990 --> 00:00:13,020 You know, some things do have their negative sides. 4 00:00:13,130 --> 00:00:15,190 Our income just got cut in half. 5 00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:17,820 And we get to spend twice as much time together. 6 00:00:17,900 --> 00:00:20,300 More, if you don't leave before your lunch hour is over. 7 00:00:22,700 --> 00:00:24,640 Out of my way. 8 00:00:24,710 --> 00:00:27,370 We have a legal right to hold you up for 15 seconds. 9 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:28,840 Fifteen, fourteen... 10 00:00:28,910 --> 00:00:29,930 One. 11 00:00:30,010 --> 00:00:31,670 Eleven, ten... 12 00:00:32,410 --> 00:00:33,400 Ow! 13 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:37,540 Just trying to do my job. 14 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:41,880 Hey, relax. Three more seconds and you can go. 15 00:00:44,730 --> 00:00:47,160 Are you telling me what to do? 16 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:49,020 It's okay. 17 00:00:50,060 --> 00:00:51,760 Just take a breath. 18 00:00:51,870 --> 00:00:53,830 Get the hell off me! 19 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:56,230 I think it's been 15... 20 00:01:00,340 --> 00:01:01,870 You okay? 21 00:01:05,610 --> 00:01:07,240 Oh, my God. Jeff? 22 00:01:43,050 --> 00:01:44,070 Standby. 23 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:57,060 Place is a mess. 24 00:01:57,130 --> 00:01:59,790 Welcome to a world without nurses. Here, you can start with these. 25 00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:02,300 It's not my fault. I don't use nurses. 26 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:04,230 Cuddy was looking for you, said she'd send you down here. 27 00:02:04,310 --> 00:02:06,170 I know. That's why I'm here. 28 00:02:06,270 --> 00:02:08,610 Because Cuddy hasn't found you yet. 29 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:12,740 She's going to look everywhere except the place she wants me to be. 30 00:02:26,130 --> 00:02:28,150 Hey. I've got an aortic dissection here. 31 00:02:28,260 --> 00:02:30,660 What's with the idiot? 32 00:02:32,670 --> 00:02:35,330 Fainting spell and a recent history of dysgeusia, 33 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:37,170 everything tastes like lemon meringue pie. 34 00:02:37,270 --> 00:02:38,500 You want to take him? 35 00:02:38,570 --> 00:02:39,800 No. 36 00:02:43,810 --> 00:02:45,340 Sir! 37 00:02:45,450 --> 00:02:48,110 Why do you have two lunches in front of you? 38 00:02:48,180 --> 00:02:50,170 Been here for two meals. 39 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,280 And you're happy with that? No. 40 00:02:52,490 --> 00:02:54,820 I just don't see much use in complaining. 41 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:56,650 Seriously? 42 00:02:58,190 --> 00:02:59,890 It's a pretty useful tool. 43 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:02,620 You complain, make people miserable. 44 00:03:03,130 --> 00:03:05,390 Then they do what you want, to make the misery go away. 45 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:08,400 We probably should say something. Maybe I can call one of doctors... 46 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:10,630 They're doing their best. 47 00:03:14,740 --> 00:03:15,730 Ow! 48 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,370 What the hell? 49 00:03:18,650 --> 00:03:20,810 I'm sure it was an accident. 50 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:22,910 Is he Canadian? 51 00:03:23,020 --> 00:03:24,810 He's a low priority. 52 00:03:25,350 --> 00:03:26,910 Is that a yes? 53 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:30,190 He's just... Happy. 54 00:03:30,860 --> 00:03:33,660 I've got to stop this, before it spreads. 55 00:03:35,430 --> 00:03:36,920 You guys are done. 56 00:03:39,230 --> 00:03:43,100 Could be a metabolic disorder, toxic exposure, 57 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:46,700 carcinoma of the tongue metastasized to the brain, epilepsy, M.S. 58 00:03:46,770 --> 00:03:49,940 Or it could be the flu and we should all be back in the E.R. 59 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:52,740 No, you're ignoring the big symptom. 60 00:03:52,850 --> 00:03:57,250 What if we were looking at both the flu and decent parenting. 61 00:03:58,190 --> 00:04:00,550 Okay, you two are perfectly healthy. 62 00:04:00,750 --> 00:04:02,850 This guy wasn't pandering. He wasn't vanilla nice. 63 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,590 He was nice without any aspiration of personal gain. 64 00:04:05,790 --> 00:04:07,280 I'm thinking genetic defect. 65 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:09,520 Niceness is a defect? 66 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:14,390 Three cavemen see a stranger running towards them with a spear 67 00:04:14,470 --> 00:04:18,560 one fights, one flees, one smiles and invites him over for fondue. 68 00:04:18,740 --> 00:04:20,730 That last guy didn't last long enough to procreate. 69 00:04:20,810 --> 00:04:23,710 And how long has the patient been suffering? 70 00:04:23,780 --> 00:04:26,040 At least as long as his wife has known him, eleven years. 71 00:04:26,110 --> 00:04:28,600 The chances of him having an undiagnosed pathology for that long... 72 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:29,880 What are you saying? 73 00:04:29,950 --> 00:04:31,280 Evolution is wrong? 74 00:04:31,350 --> 00:04:34,840 Where do you think we are? 21st century America? 75 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:37,650 He's saying that statistics are true, too. 76 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:39,060 The world is a bell curve, 77 00:04:39,130 --> 00:04:41,320 most of us fall within the standard deviation. 78 00:04:41,430 --> 00:04:42,790 But there are outliers. 79 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:46,130 And if we believe in the existence of extreme jerkiness, 80 00:04:46,230 --> 00:04:49,000 which I suspect that we do, 81 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:53,900 then we also have to accept the existence of the opposite extreme. 82 00:04:53,970 --> 00:04:57,270 You want it to be a symptom, because then we're supposed to be jerks, 83 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:59,810 which means you don't even have to try to be nice. 84 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:04,080 Okay, maybe I am biased. Let's take a vote. 85 00:05:04,150 --> 00:05:06,620 Who thinks niceness is not a symptom? 86 00:05:07,690 --> 00:05:11,150 And who thinks that their vote counts? 87 00:05:16,030 --> 00:05:18,860 You two, check out his home for toxins. Taub and 31... 88 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:19,990 31? 89 00:05:20,870 --> 00:05:23,460 Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that either way was good with you. 90 00:05:24,140 --> 00:05:27,940 Taub and Thirteen, MRI for tumors, EEG for nerve damage 91 00:05:28,010 --> 00:05:30,880 and test whatever comes out of him for everything else. 92 00:05:44,390 --> 00:05:46,120 Too much axis tilt. 93 00:05:47,030 --> 00:05:50,990 Don't release until your thumb's at the bottom of the ball. 94 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:53,060 I assume Wilson was busy. 95 00:05:53,170 --> 00:05:54,690 Again. 96 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:09,640 No axis tilt. 97 00:06:13,890 --> 00:06:14,910 With Amber? 98 00:06:14,990 --> 00:06:16,510 Again. 99 00:06:16,590 --> 00:06:20,050 Still. It was nice of you to invite me. This is fun. 100 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:24,260 No, it wasn't. No, it isn't. 101 00:06:24,370 --> 00:06:25,920 I didn't invite you to be nice, I invited you 102 00:06:26,030 --> 00:06:30,090 because bowling isn't one of the two things guys do by themselves. 103 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:31,900 What's the second thing? 104 00:06:32,010 --> 00:06:34,030 Other hand. 105 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:41,610 Well, if people are incapable of being nice, why bother having the word? 106 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:44,080 The ontological proof of niceness. 107 00:06:44,180 --> 00:06:47,380 The existence of the word proves the existence of the concept. 108 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:50,450 Look out for those minotaurs on your drive home. 109 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:54,590 And I thought motives don't matter, only results mattered. 110 00:06:55,260 --> 00:06:56,920 So what are you gonna do? 111 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,670 To screw up Wilson's relationship so you don't have to listen to me 112 00:06:59,730 --> 00:07:01,200 while you bowl. 113 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:06,240 I wish the best for them, and their tragically deformed children. 114 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:10,000 She's good at being bad. 115 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:12,940 You might not be able to destroy her. 116 00:07:13,050 --> 00:07:16,850 As long as I give it my best shot, I can hold my head high. 117 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:19,720 Cameron had this one insufferable friend. 118 00:07:19,790 --> 00:07:22,950 She wasn't going to get rid of her, and I sure wasn't going to join them. 119 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:26,080 So I just said, "See her on Thursdays. " 120 00:07:26,230 --> 00:07:28,920 I know it's not as exciting as an exploding birthday cake, 121 00:07:29,030 --> 00:07:33,470 but, hell, I don't want to hang out with her every night anyway. 122 00:07:33,630 --> 00:07:38,040 That's amazing. Cameron only has one insufferable friend? 123 00:07:55,590 --> 00:07:57,420 Joint custody. 124 00:07:57,620 --> 00:07:59,060 Of Wilson? 125 00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:01,460 Unless we have another love child. 126 00:08:02,230 --> 00:08:03,250 Deal with him. 127 00:08:03,660 --> 00:08:05,560 He needs a mother figure. 128 00:08:05,770 --> 00:08:07,600 I'm not saying you're not entitled to spend time with him. 129 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,790 I'm just saying I'm entitled, too. 130 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:13,900 I don't know how to deal with him when he's being reasonable. 131 00:08:13,970 --> 00:08:16,270 This is reasonable? This is crazy. 132 00:08:16,340 --> 00:08:18,680 You're not a child, you can make your own plans. 133 00:08:18,780 --> 00:08:21,810 No. Crazy is what House would normally do in this situation, 134 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:23,940 swap your lubricant with super glue. 135 00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:25,080 The man knows me. 136 00:08:25,150 --> 00:08:28,750 This is his way of accepting us. 137 00:08:28,820 --> 00:08:30,620 It's actually a very touching moment. 138 00:08:30,690 --> 00:08:34,530 I'm proposing I get every other day and every other weekend. 139 00:08:38,870 --> 00:08:41,030 I have Yoga Wednesdays, you can have him then, 140 00:08:41,140 --> 00:08:43,800 but you have to have him home by 11:00. 141 00:08:45,770 --> 00:08:48,430 We can swap weekends. 142 00:08:48,510 --> 00:08:50,600 Mondays and Wednesdays. And midnight. 143 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:53,480 If he's not home till midnight, we won't be asleep till almost 2:00. 144 00:08:53,550 --> 00:08:55,570 Wilson, make a ruling. 145 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:58,810 No. 146 00:08:58,890 --> 00:09:01,820 You two are like dogs circling each other in the park. 147 00:09:01,890 --> 00:09:04,790 And I say that with all the love in the world. 148 00:09:04,860 --> 00:09:06,880 You need to sniff each other's butts, bare your teeth 149 00:09:06,990 --> 00:09:08,830 and arrive at some strange détente. 150 00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:11,390 Otherwise you'll end up biting each other's eyes out. 151 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:15,130 Again, with all the love in the world. 152 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:19,300 I'll let you sniff first. 153 00:09:19,370 --> 00:09:21,670 Take my deal or get out of my apartment. 154 00:09:21,740 --> 00:09:25,540 Take my deal or I move in. 155 00:09:31,890 --> 00:09:34,580 This guy worked for Habitat for Humanity in Costa Rica. 156 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:36,520 And coaches handicapped kids. 157 00:09:36,590 --> 00:09:38,390 You think we should do a work up, on the other coaches? 158 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:40,190 It is possible he's too perfect. 159 00:09:40,260 --> 00:09:42,590 I'm not saying he's perfect, I'm saying he's trying to be. 160 00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:44,690 It's what people do. 161 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:46,990 What? 162 00:09:47,070 --> 00:09:48,430 That's not what people do. 163 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:52,030 People usually suck, but they want to be good, want to be nice. 164 00:09:52,110 --> 00:09:53,770 House? 165 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:55,830 Exception that proves the rule. 166 00:09:55,910 --> 00:09:57,430 What sort of argument is that? 167 00:09:57,510 --> 00:09:58,770 Bad one. 168 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:04,820 That might be relevant. 169 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:09,690 Hydrofluoric acid. Lowers his calcium, causes the fainting and taste issue. 170 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:11,850 But not the niceness. 171 00:10:11,930 --> 00:10:13,320 Wouldn't that be nice? 172 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,290 You are King Solomon. 173 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:21,520 If you want us to cut him in half, we're cool with that. 174 00:10:21,670 --> 00:10:24,500 My boyfriend's too much of a wuss to make the call for himself. 175 00:10:24,570 --> 00:10:27,100 And I mean that with all the love in the world. 176 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:30,570 I'm gonna piss off one of them. And they both scare me. 177 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:50,360 "Your treatment of patients is reprehensible. " 178 00:10:50,430 --> 00:10:51,760 You're reading his performance review? 179 00:10:51,870 --> 00:10:54,430 I'm busy. We have a nurses' strike. 180 00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:57,200 "Your management of employees borders on abuse. " 181 00:10:57,270 --> 00:10:58,970 Let's go. 182 00:10:59,210 --> 00:11:02,070 No, I... I want to hear it. 183 00:11:02,140 --> 00:11:04,980 "You are overtly contemptuous of hospital hierarchy. " 184 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,910 And covertly. 185 00:11:06,980 --> 00:11:09,780 But I suppose, you didn't know about that. 186 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:13,650 "Your attitude towards supervisory personnel is disrespectful. 187 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:16,920 "And a disturbingly large proportion of your comments are racist or sexist. " 188 00:11:16,990 --> 00:11:20,320 That top makes you look like an Afghani prostitute. 189 00:11:20,790 --> 00:11:22,760 Would be an example of that. 190 00:11:22,830 --> 00:11:25,320 Sign this. 191 00:11:25,430 --> 00:11:27,660 House, I got the... It can wait. 192 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,930 I will sign if you will give us a ruling. 193 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,940 I will give you a ruling if you do the reviews on your team. 194 00:11:36,980 --> 00:11:40,810 I'd be happy to continue the mockery of this process. 195 00:11:41,650 --> 00:11:43,580 What did you offer him? Wednesdays till 11:00, 196 00:11:43,650 --> 00:11:44,810 and alternate weekends. 197 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,480 Wednesdays till 11:00, and alternate weekends. 198 00:11:47,590 --> 00:11:51,460 Yes! Wednesday nights are Ladies' Nights at Cheetah's. 199 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:53,920 Calcium's normal. 200 00:11:53,990 --> 00:11:55,590 Wow. It really could wait. 201 00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:57,530 Everything's normal. And you thought it wouldn't be? 202 00:11:57,630 --> 00:11:59,960 He's a carpet cleaner, he's got a home full of hydrofluoric acid. 203 00:12:00,030 --> 00:12:01,520 Doesn't mean his calcium should be low. 204 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:04,040 Yeah, actually, it kind of does. HF causes lower levels of... 205 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,130 Lower, not low. Lower than normal. 206 00:12:06,210 --> 00:12:08,000 Lower than yesterday. Yesterday might have been high. 207 00:12:08,110 --> 00:12:10,010 What's lower than high? 208 00:12:11,180 --> 00:12:13,510 He actually has hypercalcemia, 209 00:12:13,610 --> 00:12:15,480 which is being lowered to normal by the HF. 210 00:12:15,550 --> 00:12:18,350 So what gives us elevated calcium, bad taste and fainting? 211 00:12:18,450 --> 00:12:19,750 I take it you know. 212 00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:21,980 Get the team. This is gonna be fun. 213 00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:28,420 Hello, again. 214 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:32,190 These people think you're not too nice. 215 00:12:32,370 --> 00:12:34,490 Too nice? For what? 216 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,370 For life as we know it to have evolved without an intelligent designer. 217 00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:39,670 I'm going to prove them wrong. 218 00:12:39,770 --> 00:12:41,800 Your wife is very ugly. 219 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:43,840 Get out of here. Deb... 220 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,910 He's obviously trying to prove a point. 221 00:12:48,820 --> 00:12:52,510 I think I just did. You're either perfect or you're sick. 222 00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:54,480 And in my experience, sick is much more common. 223 00:12:54,550 --> 00:12:56,350 He's not sick. He's nice. 224 00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:59,550 Nice in the sense that your toaster is nice for making you breakfast. 225 00:12:59,660 --> 00:13:01,820 It's the only thing his wiring will let him do. 226 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:03,690 He has Williams Syndrome. 227 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:07,320 Your husband is missing the genes that make him suspicious. 228 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,600 You're wrong, he's... 229 00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:10,400 Relax, there's no cure. 230 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,840 He's gonna go right on tasting lemon meringue pie, 231 00:13:12,910 --> 00:13:15,170 fainting and being a sap. 232 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,870 What about the other symptoms? 233 00:13:16,980 --> 00:13:18,210 He has no other symptoms. 234 00:13:18,310 --> 00:13:19,400 But Williams does. 235 00:13:19,510 --> 00:13:21,710 He's got the teeth, the glasses... 236 00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:23,680 Williams cuts IQ by 20... 237 00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:25,840 He doesn't work in the physics department, 238 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,820 except when they spill a black hole on their carpet. 239 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,720 Elfin appearance? 240 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:33,420 Yeah, he's more Legolas than Keebler. 241 00:13:33,530 --> 00:13:36,330 Bet you he can still crack off a batch of Pecan Sandies. 242 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,760 Perfect pitch? 243 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,660 You love to karaoke, right? 244 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,430 I suck. Modest. 245 00:13:42,540 --> 00:13:43,530 Another symptom. 246 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,000 No, he really does suck. 247 00:13:45,540 --> 00:13:47,840 Give us a warble. Know any Cher? 248 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,100 No, but I know Bread. 249 00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:53,150 Baby, I'm-a want you 250 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,980 Baby, I'm-a need you 251 00:13:56,420 --> 00:14:01,290 You're the only one I care enough to hurt about 252 00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:03,580 Maybe I'm-a... 253 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:10,520 What's the matter? 254 00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:12,420 He's stroking! 255 00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:19,560 Not a moment too soon. 256 00:14:30,850 --> 00:14:32,650 You were wrong. 257 00:14:33,150 --> 00:14:37,090 Why do people say that with such pleasure? It's very hurtful, you know. 258 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,750 It means the patient gets to keep being nice. Why does that offend you? 259 00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:41,320 It's the way he said it. 260 00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:45,920 He wasn't relieved, he was excited. He was also wrong. 261 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,020 And I say that with no sense of pleasure. 262 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:49,660 Patient tested negative for Williams, 263 00:14:49,770 --> 00:14:51,670 which means the stroke and everything else wasn't caused... 264 00:14:51,770 --> 00:14:55,940 You have a friendly demeanor but you sometimes get too involved. 265 00:14:56,010 --> 00:15:01,910 You relate well to your peers and patients and you complete tasks in a timely manner. 266 00:15:02,450 --> 00:15:03,970 Please sign. 267 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,310 What the hell was that? I have to give 268 00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:07,680 each of you performance reviews. 269 00:15:07,790 --> 00:15:10,760 Plenty of other conditions can cause debilitating niceness. 270 00:15:10,820 --> 00:15:12,950 How is that supposed to help him? 271 00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:15,520 I don't know, how was it supposed to help Wilson? 272 00:15:15,630 --> 00:15:17,960 Cross out Wilson's name and the date and then fill in your own. 273 00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:20,830 The point of a review is to give feedback to help... 274 00:15:20,930 --> 00:15:22,770 I'm thinking neurosyphilis. 275 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,770 Wouldn't show up on the MRI without contrast. 276 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,040 I'll go run the tests. 277 00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:39,550 He doesn't think it's syphilis but he's gonna go run those tests anyway. 278 00:15:39,650 --> 00:15:42,450 Because he doesn't know, that's why we do tests. 279 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,010 Because he's a wimp. Because he's afraid of you. 280 00:15:45,130 --> 00:15:47,820 You want me to intimidate him into not being afraid? 281 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:49,950 Not sure I know how to do that. Reviews make a difference. 282 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,720 People have to listen, so they have to learn... 283 00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:56,060 I don't think the right time to tell the dog not to pee on the rug is semi-annually. 284 00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:58,000 You don't want to do the paperwork. 285 00:15:58,070 --> 00:16:00,670 I am concerned about the rain forest. 286 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:03,840 I'll do it. 287 00:16:03,910 --> 00:16:05,210 I know. 288 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,050 I don't have syphilis. 289 00:16:12,150 --> 00:16:13,680 You don't know. 290 00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:16,390 How many ways are there to get it? 291 00:16:16,490 --> 00:16:18,820 You can know who you had sex with, you can't know who she... 292 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:19,980 I do. 293 00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:21,490 Not for sure. 294 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:27,060 It's a waste of time. I had a stroke. You can't keep wasting time. 295 00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:28,500 We were tested for the Peace Corps. 296 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:29,830 Ten years ago. 297 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:32,530 You haven't been with your wife every minute of every day. 298 00:16:32,610 --> 00:16:34,700 You think I'm naive, don't you? 299 00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:37,710 I think you're... Yeah. 300 00:16:37,810 --> 00:16:38,970 I know my wife. 301 00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:40,340 She's not perfect. 302 00:16:40,410 --> 00:16:43,320 I'm not perfect. But she loves me. 303 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:50,190 And she's always loved me. Every minute, every day. 304 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:07,030 You're 15 minutes late. 305 00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:12,110 Have you heard the good news? 306 00:17:12,210 --> 00:17:14,610 Miley Cyrus is playing a third night at the Spectrum? 307 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:18,740 Happiness is possible. And not just in this life but in the next. Where you can... 308 00:17:18,850 --> 00:17:22,910 Oh, you're selling religion! I'm sorry, I bought some Islam yesterday. 309 00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:25,790 Well, it's where your light showed signs before mending... 310 00:17:25,890 --> 00:17:27,360 Have a good evening. 311 00:17:27,590 --> 00:17:29,030 You're late. Fifteen minutes. 312 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:31,460 Sixteen minutes. My sixteen minutes. 313 00:17:31,570 --> 00:17:34,060 So keep him an extra sixteen minutes. 314 00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:35,760 You hear that? She doesn't care. 315 00:17:35,870 --> 00:17:38,800 You're going mini-golfing, what's it matter? You've got a tee-off time? 316 00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:41,310 It matters because you don't get to decide what matters. 317 00:17:41,410 --> 00:17:44,040 It was my fault. I had to take a shower. 318 00:17:44,110 --> 00:17:46,810 Which was my fault. 319 00:17:46,910 --> 00:17:48,140 I have to take a dump. 320 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:51,910 Anything else I don't need to know before you leave? 321 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:57,820 Have fun on your play date. You've got mommy's numbers, right? 322 00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:00,890 Daddy needs a drink. 323 00:18:08,970 --> 00:18:11,340 I was thinking, if we discount the niceness issue... 324 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,700 Sit down. 325 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,640 I think it's a heart defect. Nothing on the echo. 326 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:22,610 Could be a patent foramen ovale. Explains the stroke and the syncope 327 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:25,170 and a PFO wouldn't show up on a routine echo. 328 00:18:25,290 --> 00:18:26,450 I'm going to do a bubble test. 329 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,280 You got a minute, first? 330 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:30,920 Sure. 331 00:18:32,290 --> 00:18:35,260 I think you've shown remarkable strength in a difficult situation. 332 00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:37,890 Are you giving me a performance review? 333 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,060 A good one. 334 00:18:39,130 --> 00:18:42,120 I'm gonna do a bubble test. 335 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:45,570 There was enough blood left over from his admission work up to run the VDRL. 336 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:46,870 You doubted your patient? 337 00:18:46,940 --> 00:18:50,100 No, what I thought didn't matter. 338 00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:52,810 House said he wouldn't let us go on until we ruled out neurosyphilis. 339 00:18:52,910 --> 00:18:55,110 It's not neurosyphilis, it's a PFO. 340 00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:58,740 It's neurosyphilis. The tests were positive. 341 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:09,750 It's always the same conversation. They tell you you must be mistaken, 342 00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:13,430 which is why I always run the tests twice. Then they blame the other guy. 343 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,730 Which makes sense if they're innocent. But, obviously, half of them aren't. 344 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:20,070 They don't seem to get that they're busted. Scientifically proven. 345 00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:21,940 Unless your spouse cheated, too. 346 00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:24,810 Exactly. That's what you're praying for in that moment, that she cheated, too. 347 00:19:24,910 --> 00:19:26,900 And then, if she doesn't kill you, you know that she did. 348 00:19:26,980 --> 00:19:28,500 You'd know she betrayed you. 349 00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:32,180 And then you realize that that sucks worse. 350 00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:39,150 The test must be wrong. 351 00:19:39,230 --> 00:19:41,350 I ran it twice. 352 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:44,760 Not that test. The one I took 10 years ago. 353 00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:48,170 What other explanation is there? 354 00:19:58,510 --> 00:20:00,340 He really sees no other possibility. 355 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,350 Did you have an affair? 356 00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:03,440 No. 357 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:05,210 Then why aren't you angry with him? 358 00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:11,890 You ever know anybody who's just too nice? 359 00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:13,960 No. It's annoying. 360 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:18,220 Then you realize it's annoying because they remind you of what you're not, 361 00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:21,200 that you'll never be as good as they are. 362 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:24,900 And then you think, why can't I? 363 00:20:25,010 --> 00:20:27,700 And before you know it, 364 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:30,680 that naive idiot you laughed at 365 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,910 has made you a better person. 366 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:42,590 You really think I've been in love all these years with a symptom? 367 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,320 If syphilis caused lesions in his brain, 368 00:20:45,390 --> 00:20:48,160 and the lesions caused personality changes... 369 00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:51,990 You may notice a change in him, as his condition improves. 370 00:20:53,570 --> 00:20:56,370 I know my husband. He's not going to change. 371 00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:59,470 You should get yourself tested. 372 00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:04,570 So much for the bell curve. 373 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,010 How can House be an ass without it being an illness, 374 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,210 but niceness is a biological crime? 375 00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:10,970 You got five bucks? 376 00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:12,580 Yeah... 377 00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:18,980 Niceness just cost you five bucks, being an ass generally turns a profit. 378 00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:23,050 Kutner, could you excuse us? I need to do Taub's review. 379 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,890 You can stay. 380 00:21:25,270 --> 00:21:27,670 I think it'd be better if this was done privately. 381 00:21:27,730 --> 00:21:29,260 This isn't going to be done. 382 00:21:29,370 --> 00:21:31,230 What is with you guys? I've given you advice before. 383 00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:32,600 Not as our boss. 384 00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:34,770 What's the difference? Advice is advice. 385 00:21:34,940 --> 00:21:36,570 Fair enough. I'll go first. 386 00:21:38,450 --> 00:21:42,280 "You demonstrate a great air of confidence, which is really pissing me off. " 387 00:21:42,380 --> 00:21:44,110 House authorized me to... How long have you known him? 388 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,240 He's using you. I volunteered because I knew he wouldn't... 389 00:21:46,350 --> 00:21:49,290 He could care less about the paperwork. He's using you to screw with you. 390 00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:51,750 He knows it'll annoy us, we'll stand up to you, 391 00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:53,090 which will force you to confront the fact that 392 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,590 even though you think you're our superior, 393 00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:55,850 you're no different from us. 394 00:21:55,930 --> 00:21:59,230 He gave you authority, to keep you in your place. 395 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,030 It's true. 396 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:03,630 Thanks. 397 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:04,830 Not him. What did he say? 398 00:22:04,910 --> 00:22:06,270 Nothing. What's true? 399 00:22:06,370 --> 00:22:07,930 If there's something wrong with this guy, 400 00:22:08,010 --> 00:22:11,310 it means there's something wrong with House. 401 00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:20,280 Are you trying to get me drunk? 402 00:22:23,060 --> 00:22:24,080 What time is it? 403 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,990 10:30. 404 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,220 She'll kill you. 405 00:22:27,290 --> 00:22:29,660 I'll get you home before lights out. 406 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:35,200 Great, then she'll kill me. If I get any more drunk... 407 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,630 It might not work. 408 00:22:41,470 --> 00:22:43,770 If you know what I mean. 409 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,780 Really? 410 00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:49,780 You'd think one or more of your ex-wives would have mentioned that to me. 411 00:22:49,850 --> 00:22:52,280 They told you? Wait. 412 00:22:52,350 --> 00:22:54,950 Why do you want to get Amber angry? 413 00:22:55,020 --> 00:22:56,390 Because I'm your friend. 414 00:22:56,490 --> 00:22:58,420 No, no, no, you said you approved. 415 00:22:58,490 --> 00:23:00,390 You said you were taking the high road. 416 00:23:00,490 --> 00:23:02,150 For how long, the first exit? 417 00:23:02,230 --> 00:23:06,490 Hello, and thank you from saving me from being righteous to death. 418 00:23:06,570 --> 00:23:07,900 Patient's vomiting blood. 419 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,060 Hematemesis could indicate... 420 00:23:09,140 --> 00:23:11,190 Don't put it on the board. 421 00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:12,330 You don't think it's a symptom? 422 00:23:12,410 --> 00:23:14,400 I think it's my marker. 423 00:23:14,510 --> 00:23:16,270 He has syph and what? 424 00:23:16,340 --> 00:23:18,740 And syph. It can cause hematemesis. 425 00:23:18,850 --> 00:23:21,510 Not everyone agrees. 426 00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:23,070 How could you... 427 00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:25,050 Because if you all thought it was just syph 428 00:23:25,150 --> 00:23:27,480 you wouldn't have woken me up in the middle of the night. 429 00:23:27,550 --> 00:23:29,220 If it was just syph, he wouldn't be getting worse. 430 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,410 He's already on penicillin. 431 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,080 The bleeding's probably from liver damage, 432 00:23:32,190 --> 00:23:35,890 probably caused by ethanol in the cleansers or the penicillin. 433 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,760 Two more probablies than I like to hear. 434 00:23:38,870 --> 00:23:41,390 Liver test and serologies, are going to take a full day. 435 00:23:41,470 --> 00:23:42,960 Full night, actually. 436 00:23:43,070 --> 00:23:44,630 Guy might not make it to brunch. 437 00:23:47,770 --> 00:23:51,110 Yes, I knew about your issue with alcohol. 438 00:23:51,210 --> 00:23:53,440 Yes, I intentionally got you drunk 439 00:23:53,550 --> 00:23:55,310 to provoke an argument, between you and Amber. 440 00:23:55,420 --> 00:23:58,080 And why I'd do such a thing is an interesting question. 441 00:23:58,150 --> 00:24:00,810 But what's more interesting is that you knew as much as I did, 442 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:05,410 and you're the one who's pouring down the drinks. Why? 443 00:24:05,490 --> 00:24:08,050 Because I thought I was out having fun with a friend. 444 00:24:08,130 --> 00:24:11,560 I didn't know these drinks had subtext. 445 00:24:11,630 --> 00:24:14,660 I gotta get home. 446 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,400 GGT's normal, that rules out alcohol. 447 00:24:20,470 --> 00:24:21,800 What about serum protein? 448 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:22,970 It's positive. 449 00:24:23,780 --> 00:24:25,070 Kind of assumed he had protein. 450 00:24:25,150 --> 00:24:27,170 It's how much protein he has that we care about. 451 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,110 He's positive for syphilis. 452 00:24:29,180 --> 00:24:31,950 Do you mind if I give you a performance review? 453 00:24:32,020 --> 00:24:37,010 Not the patient. House. He has syphilis. 454 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,590 What happened? 455 00:24:46,830 --> 00:24:50,270 Every time I searched my soul, I found Anna. 456 00:24:50,670 --> 00:24:52,800 Are you going to tell Marie? 457 00:24:53,010 --> 00:24:54,530 I have to. 458 00:24:54,610 --> 00:24:56,100 It will destroy her! 459 00:24:57,110 --> 00:24:58,670 Will it be any worse... 460 00:25:00,610 --> 00:25:02,480 Yes? 461 00:25:02,580 --> 00:25:04,740 You might want to turn the off TV. 462 00:25:04,820 --> 00:25:09,260 I'm multitasking. Also doing my taxes. And Cuddy. 463 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,590 What did you find out? 464 00:25:10,660 --> 00:25:12,650 Patient has hepatitis. 465 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,660 I assume from your omission of the word "viral" before the "hep" 466 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,820 that it's not another STD. 467 00:25:17,930 --> 00:25:20,830 Put him on steroids and test him for sarcoid before the liver failure 468 00:25:20,930 --> 00:25:23,490 becomes liver failed. 469 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,760 We're all doing this. 470 00:25:26,770 --> 00:25:29,210 There's more? 471 00:25:29,610 --> 00:25:31,440 You have syphilis. 472 00:25:31,980 --> 00:25:33,970 Love lasts forever. 473 00:25:39,350 --> 00:25:41,010 No, I don't. 474 00:25:41,090 --> 00:25:42,850 One of us found a vial of your blood in the lab from when we... 475 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,520 Which one of you? 476 00:25:44,590 --> 00:25:46,220 It's treatable. 477 00:25:47,930 --> 00:25:50,520 We filled a prescription. 478 00:25:57,940 --> 00:26:00,030 You okay? 479 00:26:22,230 --> 00:26:25,530 So, this is why he is who he is. 480 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:26,820 We don't know. 481 00:26:26,900 --> 00:26:29,630 We know. It's not just a coincidence. 482 00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:31,260 Wilson says he's always been a jerk. 483 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:32,430 But he got worse. 484 00:26:32,610 --> 00:26:33,600 After his leg. 485 00:26:33,670 --> 00:26:35,370 The leg was a coincidence. 486 00:26:35,580 --> 00:26:38,070 Did you sleep with him? 487 00:26:42,950 --> 00:26:45,580 So what's going to happen? What's gonna change? 488 00:26:45,650 --> 00:26:46,850 Maybe he'll be less of a jerk. 489 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,440 Or less of a doctor. 490 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,080 You gotta be a jerk to be a good doctor? 491 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,850 I don't know. Maybe House does. 492 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,360 Why aren't you answering me? 493 00:26:53,430 --> 00:26:55,950 Because it's none of their business. 494 00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:58,900 It's none of your business. 495 00:26:58,970 --> 00:27:02,370 I think the STD makes it my business. 496 00:27:05,470 --> 00:27:06,960 Humans are complicated. 497 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,270 Humans are simple. 498 00:27:08,340 --> 00:27:10,280 A million different things make us who we are. 499 00:27:10,340 --> 00:27:12,280 You change one, you change everything. 500 00:27:12,350 --> 00:27:15,970 If Mozart was better adjusted, 501 00:27:16,050 --> 00:27:19,210 decides to play catch one day, maybe there's no Magic Flute. 502 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:27,120 You did, didn't you? 503 00:27:30,730 --> 00:27:32,720 Something I need to tell you. 504 00:27:32,830 --> 00:27:34,800 You returned him drunk. 505 00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:38,000 On time. Drunk. 506 00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:40,300 On time. No tag backs. 507 00:27:40,370 --> 00:27:42,640 The purpose of the time was to give me time. 508 00:27:42,710 --> 00:27:43,970 So you didn't have sex... 509 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,170 I like sex. You can have it tonight. 510 00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:47,710 The I Word is on. 511 00:27:47,810 --> 00:27:50,540 You don't get to decide what matters. 512 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,650 Either you're genuinely afraid I'm gonna make him miserable, 513 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:58,850 or you're afraid I'm gonna make him happy, or you simply can't stop screwing 514 00:27:58,930 --> 00:28:02,330 with anything that moves. It doesn't really matter because, whatever the reason, 515 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:07,730 you'll only get worse. Until either I stop seeing Wilson 516 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,370 or I stop you. 517 00:28:13,910 --> 00:28:15,700 What do you think I'm going to choose? 518 00:28:15,780 --> 00:28:18,900 If you terminate the agreement, that's not gonna bring peace to the Mideast. 519 00:28:18,980 --> 00:28:21,110 I'm not terminating the agreement. 520 00:28:21,210 --> 00:28:23,980 I'm amending the agreement. 521 00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:26,880 I'm adding penalty clauses. 522 00:28:26,950 --> 00:28:30,580 Fine. Whoever violates it gets their finger cut off. 523 00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:32,320 I'm serious. So am I. 524 00:28:32,430 --> 00:28:33,620 You want people to drive safer, 525 00:28:33,730 --> 00:28:36,720 take out the airbags and attach a machete pointing at their neck. 526 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,160 No one will drive over three miles per hour. 527 00:28:39,270 --> 00:28:40,670 I'm not cutting... We'll figure it out. 528 00:28:40,770 --> 00:28:42,330 On your time. 529 00:28:53,150 --> 00:28:58,140 You know she's certifiable, right? I got forms in my desk. 530 00:28:59,690 --> 00:29:01,420 Where is she wrong? 531 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,150 What were you going to tell me? 532 00:29:05,490 --> 00:29:06,790 Nothing. 533 00:29:06,860 --> 00:29:09,120 You're punishing me? 534 00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:13,790 I needed to tell you something privately. 535 00:29:13,870 --> 00:29:15,460 I'm not gonna tell her. 536 00:29:15,540 --> 00:29:18,660 You'll tell her. She's your girlfriend. You should tell her. 537 00:29:18,770 --> 00:29:20,330 You're my friend. 538 00:29:20,410 --> 00:29:21,430 It's not the same. 539 00:29:22,940 --> 00:29:24,770 Don't sulk. 540 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,510 Where am I wrong? 541 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,480 "Your management style is counterproductive. 542 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,020 "You gave me authority over the team just so they could undercut... " 543 00:29:38,090 --> 00:29:41,080 Critiquing the clap-addled? 544 00:29:41,190 --> 00:29:42,590 Sort of tasteless. 545 00:29:42,700 --> 00:29:45,430 I don't feel like waiting until your genitals cleared up. 546 00:29:45,530 --> 00:29:47,860 You need to formalize my authority over the team. 547 00:29:47,930 --> 00:29:49,060 No, I don't. 548 00:29:49,170 --> 00:29:50,930 You don't think I'm qualified? 549 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,830 Compared to those three? 550 00:29:52,910 --> 00:29:54,670 You want to punish Cuddy for hiring me without... 551 00:29:54,740 --> 00:29:56,570 I like Cuddy. 552 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,580 Parts of her. 553 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,440 You want to crush the team, by crushing me? 554 00:30:00,550 --> 00:30:02,710 I want to empower them. 555 00:30:03,850 --> 00:30:06,440 Those three idiots need to respect you. 556 00:30:06,550 --> 00:30:09,720 They should respect you. They should be afraid of you. 557 00:30:09,790 --> 00:30:11,380 So I have to humiliate you. 558 00:30:11,460 --> 00:30:13,430 See, if the team fears you, they won't question you, 559 00:30:13,530 --> 00:30:15,190 if they don't question you, they won't get any answers, 560 00:30:15,260 --> 00:30:17,460 if they don't get any answers, they're useless. 561 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,030 Mocking me saves lives? 562 00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:21,590 Hospital will probably build you a statue one day. 563 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,090 You know, with a "kick me" sign, on the back. 564 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,800 So when you think about it, the more I mock you, 565 00:30:25,910 --> 00:30:27,600 the more it shows that I have respect for you. 566 00:30:27,710 --> 00:30:31,300 Or you made up that B.S. Because you like humiliating me. 567 00:30:31,410 --> 00:30:33,900 Wouldn't rule that out completely. 568 00:30:33,980 --> 00:30:35,110 You busy? 569 00:30:35,180 --> 00:30:36,480 Almost done. 570 00:30:36,580 --> 00:30:43,110 So just remember, the rabbit goes around the tree and jumps down the hole. 571 00:30:44,820 --> 00:30:46,760 Negative for sarcoidosis. 572 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:50,990 Run him for everything you can think of. 573 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:55,690 Lepto, schisto, hemo and the fourth Marx Brother nobody ever heard of. 574 00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,100 You bitch! 575 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,280 I just went to get us some lunch. You were asleep. 576 00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:06,010 You moved my book! 577 00:31:06,980 --> 00:31:09,780 Jeff, calm down, it's just the drugs. 578 00:31:09,850 --> 00:31:12,580 The drugs didn't move my... 579 00:31:12,650 --> 00:31:15,280 Jeff? 580 00:31:16,860 --> 00:31:20,350 My husband's having a heart attack! Can somebody help me, please? 581 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,220 Somebody help me, please! 582 00:31:32,910 --> 00:31:34,600 She saved his life. 583 00:31:35,110 --> 00:31:38,770 Or she scabbed. Depends on your point of view. 584 00:31:38,850 --> 00:31:43,250 So, what do we think? New symptom? Or just a wife beater? 585 00:31:44,420 --> 00:31:45,410 Hey. 586 00:31:46,290 --> 00:31:49,150 Time for you took this baby for a spin. 587 00:31:52,530 --> 00:31:56,460 We loaded him full of prednisone to try to fix the liver. 588 00:31:56,530 --> 00:31:59,690 Good news is, he's running out of organs to fail. 589 00:31:59,830 --> 00:32:03,860 Prednisone could cause roid rage, which could cause hypertension, 590 00:32:03,970 --> 00:32:04,990 which results... 591 00:32:05,070 --> 00:32:06,770 Roid rage after six hours? 592 00:32:06,870 --> 00:32:10,000 That rate, by sundown, he'll have eaten most of us. 593 00:32:12,610 --> 00:32:15,600 Still could be the penicillin, allergic reaction. 594 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,940 How does a fried liver put him into a rage? 595 00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:19,540 It's not frying his liver, it's frying his syphilis. 596 00:32:19,650 --> 00:32:22,210 The penicillin's working. The real patient's emerging. 597 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:26,020 So syphilis prevents domestic violence. 598 00:32:26,130 --> 00:32:28,360 I'm gonna be even more attractive to the ladies. 599 00:32:28,460 --> 00:32:30,860 I was about to test for a heart issue before the syphilis. 600 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,300 PFO could explain the heart attack, 601 00:32:32,370 --> 00:32:36,230 and reduced blood flow to the brain could explain the rage. 602 00:32:36,340 --> 00:32:39,070 Well, they're all good ideas. 603 00:32:39,170 --> 00:32:40,570 Okay. Let's take a vote. 604 00:32:40,670 --> 00:32:43,270 How many think it's the roids talking? 605 00:32:44,110 --> 00:32:46,380 And who's for the penicillin? 606 00:32:46,450 --> 00:32:49,680 And how about whatever she said? 607 00:32:52,050 --> 00:32:54,380 Someone hasn't raised their hand. 608 00:32:56,220 --> 00:32:58,280 Whatever I decide? 609 00:32:59,130 --> 00:33:00,860 You're setting me up. 610 00:33:00,930 --> 00:33:03,120 Why would I do that? 611 00:33:05,870 --> 00:33:07,420 PFO. 612 00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:10,770 PFOs have it. 613 00:33:12,540 --> 00:33:16,130 I just hope the bubble test is positive. Or it's no more Mr. Nice Guy. 614 00:33:26,620 --> 00:33:30,720 We gave van Gogh chelation therapy. Turned him into a house painter. 615 00:33:31,260 --> 00:33:35,460 Maybe not. Maybe we just put Hitler on Ritalin. 616 00:33:35,830 --> 00:33:37,800 Are you comparing House to Hitler? 617 00:33:37,860 --> 00:33:38,920 Oh, God. 618 00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:42,500 Just because I don't think he's Hitler doesn't mean I slept with him. 619 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,730 I don't sleep with everyone who's better than Hitler. 620 00:33:45,810 --> 00:33:49,640 Maybe Taub's right. Maybe this is good. 621 00:33:49,740 --> 00:33:50,940 This is not good. 622 00:33:51,010 --> 00:33:55,740 He respected our opinions, he mocked himself, he was civil, he shared. 623 00:33:55,980 --> 00:33:57,310 He didn't care. 624 00:33:57,380 --> 00:33:58,480 He never cares. 625 00:33:58,650 --> 00:34:02,110 He didn't vote. He always cared about one thing, 626 00:34:02,190 --> 00:34:03,710 solving the puzzle. 627 00:34:03,820 --> 00:34:07,490 But he was irrelevant in that diagnosis, he had no opinion of his own. 628 00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:10,960 He now cares about nothing. 629 00:34:11,060 --> 00:34:15,520 You had no choice, you had to treat him. What's done is done. 630 00:34:24,340 --> 00:34:28,180 You know that thing I was going to tell you? I gotta tell you. 631 00:34:28,580 --> 00:34:32,520 I got to tell someone. You have to swear not to tell C.B. 632 00:34:33,190 --> 00:34:35,590 Whatever. That's not swearing, that's shrugging. 633 00:34:35,660 --> 00:34:37,620 It's actually the opposite of swearing. 634 00:34:37,690 --> 00:34:39,220 I won't tell Amber. 635 00:34:45,330 --> 00:34:48,700 My team thinks that I have syphilis. 636 00:34:49,340 --> 00:34:51,100 Do you? Not yet. 637 00:34:51,910 --> 00:34:53,530 Why do they think you do? 638 00:34:53,610 --> 00:34:56,200 Because I knew they had access to an old blood sample. 639 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,400 I knew they'd test it sometime for something. 640 00:34:58,510 --> 00:35:01,000 Why would you swap your blood? What are you afraid they'd find? 641 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:05,250 Shut up, you're missing the point. Now they think that I'm on penicillin. 642 00:35:06,750 --> 00:35:09,620 Is this some clever practical joke that I'm not aware of? 643 00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:13,060 And as I get better, I get nicer. 644 00:35:18,370 --> 00:35:19,730 That's brilliant. 645 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,530 Foreman thinks I actually value his opinion. 646 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,970 Thank God he said PFO or I'd have had to do some dancing. 647 00:35:26,070 --> 00:35:27,440 You got time for bowling? 648 00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:32,470 Come on, it's work hours. 649 00:35:32,580 --> 00:35:34,740 I'll get my shoes. 650 00:35:36,820 --> 00:35:39,380 So we don't need to talk about... No. 651 00:35:39,450 --> 00:35:41,080 You're gonna keep screwing... Yeah. 652 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:44,620 And you're gonna keep talking about it. We are who we are. 653 00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:47,550 I'll get my shoes. 654 00:35:49,630 --> 00:35:53,070 Okay, got a good view of the heart. 655 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:59,140 What if we lower House's dosage? Maybe stabilize him? 656 00:35:59,210 --> 00:36:01,470 He doesn't get worse, he doesn't get better. 657 00:36:01,540 --> 00:36:04,670 Quite the line to walk. If we're wrong, he dies of neurosyphilis. 658 00:36:04,780 --> 00:36:06,470 If we don't, other people die. 659 00:36:06,550 --> 00:36:08,540 Other people who aren't our boss. 660 00:36:08,650 --> 00:36:09,840 People. 661 00:36:10,550 --> 00:36:12,850 This sucks. The guy had a gift. I killed... 662 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:16,150 Hi. What... 663 00:36:16,220 --> 00:36:17,590 House doesn't have syphilis. 664 00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:19,350 He switched the blood samples. 665 00:36:20,390 --> 00:36:21,380 How do you know that? 666 00:36:21,460 --> 00:36:22,590 House told Wilson. 667 00:36:22,660 --> 00:36:25,360 I wanted to ruin House's day. See you. 668 00:36:27,530 --> 00:36:29,330 We're idiots. We're not idiots. 669 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,170 Positive blood test means positive blood test. 670 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:32,700 Apparently not. 671 00:36:33,540 --> 00:36:35,530 There they are. Let's see if they... 672 00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:37,740 What are you doing? We're not done. 673 00:36:37,810 --> 00:36:39,540 He doesn't have syphilis. 674 00:36:40,150 --> 00:36:41,200 I know. 675 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,890 Patient tested positive for syphilis, right? 676 00:36:52,790 --> 00:36:54,020 Is this some sort of recap? 677 00:36:54,130 --> 00:36:56,860 But why did he test positive for syphilis? 678 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,330 Oh, oh, I know this. 679 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,330 Either, one, he has syphilis. 680 00:37:01,530 --> 00:37:02,560 I was gonna say that. 681 00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,800 Or two, the test was wrong twice. 682 00:37:04,870 --> 00:37:08,200 Or three, he gave us someone else's blood. 683 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:16,810 Who? Amber. 684 00:37:18,850 --> 00:37:23,080 Get that idiotic smile out of my face, I got to go on a killing spree. 685 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:27,160 Or four, he has something that tests positive for syphilis. 686 00:37:28,260 --> 00:37:30,230 It's not Chagas. He worked in Costa Rica, 687 00:37:30,330 --> 00:37:31,560 before he was married. 688 00:37:31,670 --> 00:37:34,190 Is two a spree or do I have to kill you too? 689 00:37:34,570 --> 00:37:36,260 Chagas wouldn't explain the niceness. 690 00:37:36,370 --> 00:37:40,770 I've heard of remote tribes that actually practice acts of kindness. 691 00:37:40,870 --> 00:37:43,370 Or the Chagas caused encephalitis. 692 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:44,770 The MRI showed no signs... 693 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,370 Until we started him on steroids, compromised the immune system 694 00:37:47,450 --> 00:37:49,040 and let the infection flare up. 695 00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:52,740 I did another one. It's not much. 696 00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,250 It's plenty. 697 00:37:59,190 --> 00:38:02,420 You figured this out because I don't have syphilis? 698 00:38:04,030 --> 00:38:05,050 Damn. 699 00:38:06,770 --> 00:38:09,130 It should have been my epiphany. 700 00:38:12,710 --> 00:38:14,570 Good news and bad news. 701 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,240 Good news is, we know what you have, 702 00:38:18,310 --> 00:38:22,110 it's treatable, and you're going to live. 703 00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:24,480 Really? 704 00:38:24,580 --> 00:38:25,640 What's the bad news? 705 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:29,050 The cure is a grueling course of pills. 706 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,420 It's like 707 00:38:30,490 --> 00:38:33,760 one a day for a month. 708 00:38:33,830 --> 00:38:35,890 Now you're just trying to make me laugh. 709 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:37,950 Yeah, like that's a challenge. 710 00:38:38,030 --> 00:38:39,660 You have Chagas disease. 711 00:38:39,770 --> 00:38:42,790 It's a parasite. It's been asymptomatic for 10 years. 712 00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:45,960 Not quite. Your brain's been swollen, not enough to see, 713 00:38:46,070 --> 00:38:47,700 but enough to alter your personality. 714 00:38:47,770 --> 00:38:48,900 We're back to that? 715 00:38:48,980 --> 00:38:51,340 He screamed at you, you don't think he can change? 716 00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,140 That was because of the drugs. 717 00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:57,610 So you think drugs are more powerful than parasites? 718 00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,480 I mean, the ones we're gonna give you to treat the parasites obviously are, 719 00:39:00,590 --> 00:39:03,990 but I stand by the principle. 720 00:39:09,660 --> 00:39:11,930 I'm not worried. 721 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,020 Neither am I. 722 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:18,460 Neither am I. But that's because I don't care. 723 00:39:34,350 --> 00:39:35,410 Reviews? 724 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,080 It was brought to my attention that, on occasion, 725 00:39:38,220 --> 00:39:40,490 I am not respectful of hospital hierarchy. 726 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,690 The word was "contemptuous. " 727 00:39:49,370 --> 00:39:52,000 Well phrased, thoughtful... 728 00:39:55,070 --> 00:39:58,410 Identically phrased. These are all the same. 729 00:39:58,510 --> 00:40:02,850 Because underneath it all, we are all the same. 730 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:06,370 And Foreman refused to type his up. 731 00:40:06,450 --> 00:40:07,750 Well, it's more than I expected. 732 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,520 There's an extra one in there. 733 00:40:20,300 --> 00:40:23,600 "Your treatment of patients is nonexistent 734 00:40:23,700 --> 00:40:27,400 "because you're not a doctor, you're an administrator. " 735 00:40:27,470 --> 00:40:29,870 Foreman convinced me that these could be helpful. 736 00:40:29,940 --> 00:40:31,910 "Your management of employees is, 737 00:40:31,980 --> 00:40:35,440 well, let's face it, they're outside carrying signs. " 738 00:40:35,780 --> 00:40:39,120 The strike ended. The nurses have been back for two shifts already. 739 00:40:39,220 --> 00:40:42,550 You'd think I'd have noticed. What exactly did they do around here? 740 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:52,830 "You act like employees should fear and respect you, but your eyes tell us... 741 00:40:52,930 --> 00:40:55,830 "Actually your eyes tell us nothing, because we're looking at your boobs, 742 00:40:55,940 --> 00:40:57,930 "which tell us that you're desperate to have someone jump on you 743 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,670 "and tell you they love you one grunted syllable at a time. 744 00:41:01,770 --> 00:41:05,180 "What you want, you run away from. What you need, you don't have a clue. 745 00:41:05,310 --> 00:41:09,680 "What you've accomplished makes you proud. 746 00:41:09,780 --> 00:41:11,750 "But you're still miserable. " 747 00:41:12,990 --> 00:41:14,580 Please sign. 748 00:41:17,290 --> 00:41:21,990 I got a call from Amber today. Says there's been a violation your contract. 749 00:41:22,130 --> 00:41:24,930 You've been seeing Wilson on her time. 750 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:29,940 She breached confidentiality. You can let it slide, Officer, we're even. 751 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,200 Yes, you are. You're both losing fingers. 752 00:41:36,710 --> 00:41:38,110 Look what I found. 753 00:41:38,180 --> 00:41:39,200 Nice. 754 00:41:42,950 --> 00:41:45,140 They think you might be able to come home tomorrow. 755 00:41:45,220 --> 00:41:47,020 Yeah? That's good. 756 00:41:50,220 --> 00:41:51,450 What's the matter? 757 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,820 The ketchup. There's something wrong with that. 758 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,560 Tastes fine. Is there anything else? 759 00:42:01,630 --> 00:42:03,230 Everything else is great. 760 00:42:03,340 --> 00:42:07,740 I just, I don't know, I guess I don't like ketchup anymore. 761 00:42:08,910 --> 00:42:11,100 Wonder what else I don't like. 762 00:42:29,460 --> 00:42:30,790 Roll over. 763 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,200 We need a tougher punishment. 764 00:42:35,270 --> 00:42:38,100 You want to come over to the poopy side? 765 00:42:39,570 --> 00:42:42,370 So where are you two going Friday night? 766 00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:43,500 Dinner at L'Auberge. 767 00:42:47,150 --> 00:42:49,340 You're lying. 768 00:42:49,420 --> 00:42:50,610 Of course I am.