1 00:00:03,180 --> 00:00:04,891 Do you want a lean body for summer? 2 00:00:05,016 --> 00:00:06,776 Well, the time to start is now. 3 00:00:06,901 --> 00:00:10,348 No gimmicks, no crash diets, and absolutely no drugs. 4 00:00:10,747 --> 00:00:13,728 Think healthy and be healthy. You can start now. 5 00:00:13,928 --> 00:00:17,179 Just pick up the phone and become the best you, you can be. 6 00:00:17,949 --> 00:00:19,678 Cut! Going again. 7 00:00:19,846 --> 00:00:21,513 Sorry, did I mess up the commercial? 8 00:00:21,681 --> 00:00:24,113 - No, it's fine. Are you okay? - I think it's cramps. 9 00:00:24,238 --> 00:00:25,726 Oh, I have burning on my side. 10 00:00:25,894 --> 00:00:28,228 Sit down, take a few minutes, and catch your breath. 11 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:30,627 - Everybody else keep running! - We're not filming. 12 00:00:30,752 --> 00:00:33,108 We don't do this for the cameras. We do it for ourselves. 13 00:00:33,276 --> 00:00:36,570 - We can't go with him sitting there. - Fine, but that felt phony. 14 00:00:36,738 --> 00:00:38,363 At least let me get a little workout. 15 00:00:38,531 --> 00:00:40,491 Maybe if I'm breathing as hard as they are, 16 00:00:40,659 --> 00:00:42,671 I won't seem like such an evil task master. 17 00:00:42,796 --> 00:00:43,952 OK, take five, guys. 18 00:00:46,597 --> 00:00:49,166 - How you feeling? - I think I'm ready to do this. 19 00:00:49,334 --> 00:00:52,586 You sure? That's it. That's the way to fight through. 20 00:00:52,754 --> 00:00:54,463 Concentrate on those knees. 21 00:00:54,631 --> 00:00:56,465 Lean into it. And lift. 22 00:00:57,292 --> 00:00:59,468 - Lifting. - Come on, push it! 23 00:01:00,142 --> 00:01:02,012 Come on, you're almost at the top. 24 00:01:02,180 --> 00:01:05,224 Those eight steps are the difference between fat and thin. 25 00:01:05,563 --> 00:01:06,642 Seven, six, 26 00:01:06,886 --> 00:01:07,976 five, four! 27 00:01:08,144 --> 00:01:09,240 One more! 28 00:01:09,646 --> 00:01:10,738 Nice job! 29 00:01:12,228 --> 00:01:13,524 You feel that burn? 30 00:01:13,692 --> 00:01:15,526 That's your body carving out its new shape. 31 00:01:15,694 --> 00:01:17,277 - New shape - Don't sit. 32 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:18,946 Just take it slow on the way down. 33 00:01:19,789 --> 00:01:20,823 Oh, boy. 34 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:26,870 Are you OK? 35 00:01:37,119 --> 00:01:38,131 You okay? 36 00:01:41,023 --> 00:01:43,804 House - Season 05 Episode 10 "Let Them Eat Cake" 37 00:01:48,070 --> 00:01:50,882 ShalimarFox, mpm, IceFreak 38 00:02:05,676 --> 00:02:09,162 www.house-fr.com 39 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:22,168 Any idea why we're getting half as many requests for you as usual? 40 00:02:22,694 --> 00:02:24,342 Democrats'health care plan? 41 00:02:24,467 --> 00:02:26,935 At least we have one case that looks intriguing. 42 00:02:27,060 --> 00:02:29,349 30-year-old fitness trainer suddenly can't breathe. 43 00:02:29,474 --> 00:02:31,018 Collapses and breaks her ankle. 44 00:02:31,698 --> 00:02:32,657 That's it? 45 00:02:32,943 --> 00:02:35,211 You're not gonna argue why this case is beneath you? 46 00:02:35,336 --> 00:02:37,857 No point. I'm in an elevator. Can't run away. 47 00:02:37,982 --> 00:02:39,818 You can't run away anyway. 48 00:02:39,943 --> 00:02:41,320 That's just mean. 49 00:02:48,130 --> 00:02:49,741 Why are we still together? 50 00:02:49,866 --> 00:02:51,569 We are going to our office. 51 00:02:52,136 --> 00:02:53,832 Pronoun confusion. 52 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,414 Starts kicking in once you pass child-bearing age. 53 00:02:56,539 --> 00:02:59,880 Well, that's just mean. My office was recently destroyed. 54 00:03:00,048 --> 00:03:02,549 I thought I'd use the office of the doctor directly responsible. 55 00:03:03,075 --> 00:03:06,011 The patient holding the gun to my head was the one directly responsible. 56 00:03:06,483 --> 00:03:08,335 My desk won't fit in his cell. 57 00:03:08,586 --> 00:03:10,265 You can use our outer office. 58 00:03:21,807 --> 00:03:23,610 Where's Foreman and Thirteen? 59 00:03:23,911 --> 00:03:25,322 Down in the GRC. 60 00:03:25,490 --> 00:03:28,325 - She started her clinical trials today. - What's Cuddy doing in your office? 61 00:03:28,735 --> 00:03:31,380 Other than throwing off the feng shui with her ass 62 00:03:31,505 --> 00:03:33,872 that faces all eight sides of the bagua at once? 63 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:35,567 These walls aren't soundproof. 64 00:03:35,692 --> 00:03:36,917 I'm well aware. 65 00:03:37,085 --> 00:03:38,988 Normal CT means that her lung problem 66 00:03:39,113 --> 00:03:41,380 has the distinction of having nothing to do with her lungs. 67 00:03:41,548 --> 00:03:44,299 Steroids... No one looks this fit without cheating. 68 00:03:44,578 --> 00:03:46,750 Anabolic steroids hack away at the immune system, 69 00:03:46,875 --> 00:03:48,865 left her open to a pulmonary infection. 70 00:03:50,092 --> 00:03:51,556 Muscles and curves. 71 00:03:51,724 --> 00:03:53,225 My penis is so confused. 72 00:03:53,509 --> 00:03:55,795 She's not on steroids. Her program's all about getting 73 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,105 in shape naturally, exercising, eating right. 74 00:03:58,372 --> 00:03:59,856 And you know this because? 75 00:04:00,024 --> 00:04:01,858 She has infomercials to sell her dvds. 76 00:04:02,571 --> 00:04:03,860 What? I'm up late a lot. 77 00:04:04,028 --> 00:04:06,069 And you actually believe what you see on tv. 78 00:04:06,194 --> 00:04:08,365 - Go run the labs. - The labs are back. 79 00:04:08,533 --> 00:04:10,200 And there's no sign of steroid use. 80 00:04:10,368 --> 00:04:12,285 Can someone please read her file? 81 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:15,143 Can someone please stop backseat differentialating? 82 00:04:15,268 --> 00:04:16,498 What about allergies? 83 00:04:16,666 --> 00:04:19,501 She goes jogging every morning. Inhales car fumes during rush hour. 84 00:04:19,788 --> 00:04:23,463 Perfect, except that she was jogging half a mile from the nearest road. 85 00:04:25,386 --> 00:04:26,466 In the cold. 86 00:04:26,936 --> 00:04:29,428 Cold air hits the lungs, sets off an attack. 87 00:04:29,596 --> 00:04:32,180 - Exercise-induced asthma. - Nice try. 88 00:04:32,519 --> 00:04:34,725 Except EIA doesn't account for the elevated BP, 89 00:04:35,057 --> 00:04:36,518 if you'd read the file. 90 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:38,020 Come on. 91 00:04:38,263 --> 00:04:40,272 Before the shrieking harpy melts my brain. 92 00:04:44,389 --> 00:04:46,125 - Her BP's fine. - I know. 93 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:48,178 Exercise-induced asthma actually fits. 94 00:04:48,303 --> 00:04:49,991 I know. You know. She can't know. 95 00:04:50,116 --> 00:04:51,709 The only good way to test for EIA 96 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:54,054 is to recreate the conditions in which the attack occurred. 97 00:04:54,179 --> 00:04:56,955 But we can't exactly make her run out in the cold on a broken ankle. 98 00:04:57,645 --> 00:04:58,790 Get creative. 99 00:05:32,252 --> 00:05:33,617 It's gonna be okay. 100 00:05:41,579 --> 00:05:43,723 Any shortness of breath? Tightness in your chest? 101 00:05:43,848 --> 00:05:46,089 - Feeling pretty good actually. - Not even breathing hard. 102 00:05:46,214 --> 00:05:48,423 O2 stats and lung capacity are well within range. 103 00:05:48,591 --> 00:05:50,422 Your cuff's slipping down. You want to stop? 104 00:05:50,547 --> 00:05:52,869 I'd rather not. Haven't had any exercise in two days. 105 00:05:52,994 --> 00:05:55,138 Take it you don't get a lot of fat in your diet. 106 00:05:55,306 --> 00:05:57,399 I take it from your tone you think that's a bad thing. 107 00:05:57,524 --> 00:06:00,231 - Do you ever indulge? - There's more to life than indulging 108 00:06:00,356 --> 00:06:02,229 - your every whim. - I didn't say every. 109 00:06:02,397 --> 00:06:04,898 But a whim every now and then can make life a little... 110 00:06:05,066 --> 00:06:06,483 You okay? Trouble breathing? 111 00:06:06,842 --> 00:06:08,235 No, I feel fine. Why? 112 00:06:13,364 --> 00:06:14,458 No pulse. 113 00:06:16,097 --> 00:06:17,445 This isn't asthma. 114 00:06:22,327 --> 00:06:24,126 There a lot of other people in the trial? 115 00:06:24,402 --> 00:06:26,670 I'm taking over the people that already started it at mercy. 116 00:06:26,950 --> 00:06:28,160 So pretty full. 117 00:06:29,299 --> 00:06:30,175 Stop. 118 00:06:31,907 --> 00:06:33,684 One more time. No talking. 119 00:06:37,641 --> 00:06:39,057 I shouldn't be here. 120 00:06:39,576 --> 00:06:40,851 It's nepotism. 121 00:06:41,181 --> 00:06:44,045 I know the guy running the drug trials, so I get a spot. 122 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:46,773 You have huntington's, so you get a spot. 123 00:06:49,602 --> 00:06:50,732 One more time. 124 00:06:51,294 --> 00:06:52,946 Just the fingers. No mouth. 125 00:06:56,104 --> 00:06:58,577 The point of this thing is to improve neural cell longevity. 126 00:06:58,745 --> 00:07:00,996 Which doesn't matter before symptoms. You should give my... 127 00:07:01,164 --> 00:07:02,205 Shut up. 128 00:07:07,962 --> 00:07:09,296 You can stop feeling guilty. 129 00:07:10,849 --> 00:07:13,884 Your best tapping rate was 004 taps per millisecond. 130 00:07:15,595 --> 00:07:17,762 Means your nerves have started degenerating. 131 00:07:34,477 --> 00:07:36,013 You wanna work in here? 132 00:07:36,705 --> 00:07:37,532 Fine. 133 00:07:37,969 --> 00:07:38,787 Me too. 134 00:07:39,312 --> 00:07:41,578 We'll split the desk, 50-50. 135 00:07:41,746 --> 00:07:43,371 That side's yours. This side's mine. 136 00:07:44,327 --> 00:07:45,395 You're right. 137 00:07:45,963 --> 00:07:48,627 There's plenty of space here. Neither one of us needs all of it. 138 00:07:48,993 --> 00:07:51,609 So that's your strategy. Taking the high road. 139 00:07:52,179 --> 00:07:53,465 It's not gonna work. 140 00:07:53,901 --> 00:07:55,420 Did you say something? 141 00:07:55,687 --> 00:07:58,261 I couldn't hear you from all the way over here on my side of the desk. 142 00:07:59,386 --> 00:08:02,381 - Patient's heart stopped. - We shocked her back to sinus rhythm. 143 00:08:02,506 --> 00:08:05,565 She's stable. Test didn't set it off. Her EKG was normal. 144 00:08:08,658 --> 00:08:09,856 She's consistent. 145 00:08:10,158 --> 00:08:12,609 The lung problems had nothing to do with her lungs. 146 00:08:12,777 --> 00:08:15,028 A heart problem that has nothing do with her heart. 147 00:08:15,196 --> 00:08:16,738 Something is strangling her system. 148 00:08:17,027 --> 00:08:18,261 Carcinoid tumor? 149 00:08:19,984 --> 00:08:21,378 Find it, cut it out. 150 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:34,241 Can a leaking breast implant cause joint pain? 151 00:08:34,366 --> 00:08:35,131 No. 152 00:08:35,299 --> 00:08:37,522 And she clearly doesn't have implants. 153 00:08:37,719 --> 00:08:39,344 Or joint pain. What's going on? 154 00:08:39,925 --> 00:08:41,318 Got another patient. 155 00:08:42,394 --> 00:08:44,624 I set up an online second opinion clinic. 156 00:08:44,749 --> 00:08:47,691 People who don't like or trust their doctorse mail symptoms. 157 00:08:47,816 --> 00:08:50,170 I can knock off four or five cases over lunch. 158 00:08:50,295 --> 00:08:52,247 Clear two grand by emailing them back. 159 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,067 Ascending colon's clean. 160 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,476 - That's got to be illegal. - Only in 9 states, 161 00:08:56,601 --> 00:08:58,084 and this isn't one of them. 162 00:08:58,209 --> 00:09:00,747 Legal notice spells out it doesn't replace doctor's visits, 163 00:09:00,872 --> 00:09:02,784 so there's no opportunity for malpractice. 164 00:09:03,023 --> 00:09:05,251 - How come you haven't said anything? - It's no big secret. 165 00:09:05,376 --> 00:09:06,538 I'm not very chatty. 166 00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:09,919 You told us when you renewed your subscription to national geographic. 167 00:09:10,044 --> 00:09:12,866 Small intestine looks clean. Moving into the pylorus. 168 00:09:12,991 --> 00:09:14,921 So you don't mind if I tell House? 169 00:09:15,249 --> 00:09:17,663 Actually House may sort of mind because I 170 00:09:17,788 --> 00:09:20,281 because I sort of set it up in House's name. 171 00:09:21,079 --> 00:09:22,470 Nothing in the bile duct. 172 00:09:22,817 --> 00:09:25,371 And by "set it up in his name," you mean? 173 00:09:25,738 --> 00:09:28,575 I mean, it's Dr. Gregory House's second opinion clinic 174 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:31,313 with medical advice direct from Dr. Gregory House. 175 00:09:32,343 --> 00:09:33,644 You're insane. 176 00:09:34,011 --> 00:09:35,509 With two days to live. 177 00:09:35,634 --> 00:09:38,691 - House is never gonna find out. - He will if I tell him. 178 00:09:39,459 --> 00:09:42,603 Or you cut me in for 30% and I keep your secret safe. 179 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,210 - That's blackmail. - Yes. 180 00:09:47,747 --> 00:09:49,052 Moving into the... 181 00:09:51,670 --> 00:09:53,168 That's her stomach? 182 00:09:53,336 --> 00:09:55,003 It's the size of a shot glass. 183 00:09:55,171 --> 00:09:58,175 Because our patient's a big, fat cheater. 184 00:10:04,477 --> 00:10:05,433 Subtle. 185 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:08,141 No way you geniuses could've spotted this. 186 00:10:08,309 --> 00:10:11,144 Gastric bypass surgery. She had her stomach stapled. 187 00:10:11,312 --> 00:10:13,508 Then had the records from her files pulled 188 00:10:13,633 --> 00:10:15,585 So it wouldn't ruin their dvd sales. 189 00:10:15,710 --> 00:10:17,288 Can you do this outside? 190 00:10:17,776 --> 00:10:20,278 I could, but that would defeat the purpose of doing it here. 191 00:10:22,051 --> 00:10:24,796 - Where are the smart guys? - If you mean Foreman and Thirteen, 192 00:10:24,921 --> 00:10:27,702 apparently the first appointment of the drug trial's an all-day thing. 193 00:10:28,287 --> 00:10:29,412 I said yes to this? 194 00:10:29,664 --> 00:10:31,400 Her gastric bypass procedure could... 195 00:10:31,525 --> 00:10:33,958 Forget the bypass. Treat her like a fat girl. 196 00:10:34,126 --> 00:10:36,621 Should we treat her like a 60-year-old asian man too? 197 00:10:36,746 --> 00:10:39,099 - She's not fat. - Not on the outside. 198 00:10:39,566 --> 00:10:41,966 But on the inside, she's still tons of fun. 199 00:10:43,603 --> 00:10:46,217 When she was obese, she probably had type two diabetes. 200 00:10:46,342 --> 00:10:47,889 Could've left her with nerve damage. 201 00:10:48,133 --> 00:10:50,046 Ten points for doing what I said. 202 00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:52,358 Minus ten points for doing it badly. 203 00:10:52,841 --> 00:10:56,106 If this was diabetes-induced nerve damage, it would've kicked in years ago. 204 00:10:56,709 --> 00:10:58,240 Have you seen my balls? 205 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:02,147 Can you hold on a second? 206 00:11:02,643 --> 00:11:04,531 My balls. Have you seen my balls? 207 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,683 Giant one and the red one. 208 00:11:06,808 --> 00:11:09,133 - Your plan isn't gonna work. - Of course it is. 209 00:11:09,258 --> 00:11:11,327 I try to make you miserable to make you leave. 210 00:11:11,452 --> 00:11:12,525 You deny that. 211 00:11:12,650 --> 00:11:15,166 You try to make me miserable, I'll stop making you miserable. 212 00:11:15,334 --> 00:11:16,709 Eventually you will leave, 213 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:19,077 citing reasons that have nothing to do with misery. 214 00:11:19,202 --> 00:11:20,762 You're not bothering me. 215 00:11:21,038 --> 00:11:22,590 Step one complete. 216 00:11:23,168 --> 00:11:25,165 I'm gonna call you from my cell. 217 00:11:25,843 --> 00:11:28,672 And then I will come back in here. 218 00:11:30,411 --> 00:11:33,017 Yeah, I just had to explain to him that I had his balls 219 00:11:33,185 --> 00:11:34,748 and he's not getting them back. 220 00:11:35,149 --> 00:11:36,158 'Scuse me. 221 00:11:36,606 --> 00:11:38,049 Sleep apnea explains... 222 00:11:38,174 --> 00:11:39,941 Apnea would've disappeared when she shrank. 223 00:11:40,109 --> 00:11:42,444 Not if it destroyed the musculature of her trachea. 224 00:11:42,765 --> 00:11:44,440 Apnea cuts off oxygen to the brain. 225 00:11:44,565 --> 00:11:46,573 - The resulting neurological... - She been snoring? 226 00:11:46,834 --> 00:11:49,524 - She didn't mention it. - Did she mention feeling tired 227 00:11:49,649 --> 00:11:51,494 - after a full night's sleep? - No, but... 228 00:11:51,662 --> 00:11:53,033 This isn't apnea. 229 00:11:54,108 --> 00:11:56,875 And this is a stupid room to be doing a ddx in. 230 00:12:02,657 --> 00:12:03,673 Cliff notes. 231 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:08,428 Gastric bypass only makes her skinny on the outside. 232 00:12:08,596 --> 00:12:11,848 Inside, we have heart and lung issues not caused by heart and lung issues. 233 00:12:12,167 --> 00:12:14,402 Private area, House. It can wait. 234 00:12:14,527 --> 00:12:16,985 You need to consider side effects from her gastric surgery. 235 00:12:17,110 --> 00:12:20,023 - Forget the bypass. - Let the dying girl finish. 236 00:12:20,191 --> 00:12:21,654 You said forget the... 237 00:12:22,858 --> 00:12:24,560 Dr. Thirteen has the floor. 238 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,713 Bypass could create malabsorption issues. 239 00:12:26,838 --> 00:12:28,656 - Leads to low potassium. - Very stupid. 240 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,618 Her potassium's fine. 241 00:12:31,386 --> 00:12:33,042 But her intestines aren't. 242 00:12:33,167 --> 00:12:35,082 Gastric bypass could cause malabsorption 243 00:12:35,207 --> 00:12:36,979 by creating a blind loop of bowel. 244 00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:39,626 It ulcerates during exercise. Bacteria get loose in the bloodstream. 245 00:12:39,794 --> 00:12:42,170 - Migrate to the heart and lungs. - Very not stupid. 246 00:12:43,177 --> 00:12:46,382 Bacteria in the bowels means there's bacteria in the poop. 247 00:12:46,550 --> 00:12:48,083 Get some and test it. 248 00:12:48,208 --> 00:12:50,678 He could've come up with sibo anywhere else in the hospital. 249 00:12:50,846 --> 00:12:52,680 You didn't need to come and screw with us. 250 00:12:52,848 --> 00:12:55,147 But her wrong idea led to his right one. 251 00:12:55,272 --> 00:12:56,828 It was vital screwing. 252 00:12:58,220 --> 00:13:01,362 We think your surgery might've caused an infection called sibo. 253 00:13:01,487 --> 00:13:03,399 Stool tests will help us to confirm. 254 00:13:04,079 --> 00:13:06,749 Put some of what you're full of in here. 255 00:13:08,593 --> 00:13:11,074 If surgery could somehow make you taller, 256 00:13:11,727 --> 00:13:13,016 wouldn't you do it? 257 00:13:13,948 --> 00:13:14,883 Sure. 258 00:13:15,275 --> 00:13:17,740 But I wouldn't call a meeting of the lollipop guild 259 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:20,523 and tell them they can grow if they work real hard at it. 260 00:13:20,648 --> 00:13:22,792 I don't tell anyone not to get gastric bypass. 261 00:13:22,917 --> 00:13:25,755 I tell them how to get healthy. How to improve their lives. 262 00:13:25,923 --> 00:13:28,705 Yeah, by telling them to do what you were unwilling to. 263 00:13:28,830 --> 00:13:30,385 I was willing to do anything. 264 00:13:30,553 --> 00:13:33,304 Thyroid, hormones, crash diets... None of it worked. 265 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:35,348 My body was like a prison. 266 00:13:35,803 --> 00:13:38,298 When I got the surgery, I got healthy. 267 00:13:38,894 --> 00:13:41,187 And when I got healthy, I got happy. 268 00:13:42,710 --> 00:13:45,441 I'm not sure you're happy. But if you are, 269 00:13:45,609 --> 00:13:47,485 being healthy didn't do it. Being pretty did. 270 00:13:47,924 --> 00:13:49,468 Poop in the bedpan. 271 00:13:51,133 --> 00:13:52,435 House's office? 272 00:13:52,752 --> 00:13:53,586 Really? 273 00:13:53,711 --> 00:13:55,839 Did he send you here to beg for it back? 274 00:13:56,185 --> 00:13:57,788 There are dozens of other doctors... 275 00:13:57,913 --> 00:13:59,794 Other doctors actually use their offices 276 00:13:59,919 --> 00:14:01,570 for crazy stuff like seeing patients. 277 00:14:01,695 --> 00:14:04,140 Not throwing a ball against the wall and calling it work. 278 00:14:04,545 --> 00:14:06,303 It's his process. That ball saves lives. 279 00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:08,175 Did he give you talking points? 280 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:10,049 Yeah, but I added one of my own. 281 00:14:10,305 --> 00:14:11,791 Don't take his office and pretend 282 00:14:11,916 --> 00:14:14,661 like all you're doing is taking his office. 283 00:14:14,786 --> 00:14:17,085 You chose his room because you want to be there. 284 00:14:17,210 --> 00:14:21,237 But sitting near him and hoping isn't gonna get it done. 285 00:14:23,602 --> 00:14:26,155 Leave here now, or I'll take your office. 286 00:14:27,309 --> 00:14:28,495 No, you won't. 287 00:14:32,996 --> 00:14:36,370 The boob lady emailed me again complaining of chronic fatigue now. 288 00:14:36,495 --> 00:14:38,578 She's convinced the implants are responsible. 289 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:40,359 - They're not. - I told her. 290 00:14:40,484 --> 00:14:42,503 She says something is, and if I don't find out what 291 00:14:42,628 --> 00:14:44,856 she's gonna complain to the licensing board. 292 00:14:44,981 --> 00:14:46,398 - It's not funny. - It is. 293 00:14:46,523 --> 00:14:49,505 You just can't appreciate it because it's gonna destroy your career. 294 00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:51,654 What happened? 295 00:14:51,874 --> 00:14:53,926 He call Foreman "clean and articulate" again? 296 00:14:54,481 --> 00:14:55,605 This is surprising. 297 00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:57,597 Clinic patients just whining. 298 00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,223 What's the poop? 299 00:14:59,391 --> 00:15:01,484 It's gonna take about an hour to spin down the sample. 300 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:04,020 - What are we looking for? - You don't know? 301 00:15:04,916 --> 00:15:07,273 I'm doing my famous Socrates impression. 302 00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:11,288 - Think I really nailed the accent. - High fat content indicates sibo. 303 00:15:11,413 --> 00:15:13,570 And what does fat do in water? 304 00:15:14,057 --> 00:15:14,864 It floats. 305 00:15:15,032 --> 00:15:16,699 What else floats in water? 306 00:15:20,444 --> 00:15:22,121 Correct answer is a duck. 307 00:15:24,205 --> 00:15:25,570 If it doesn't float, 308 00:15:26,085 --> 00:15:27,502 Kutner missed the boat. 309 00:15:36,095 --> 00:15:38,436 Looks like I was wrong to dismiss apnea. 310 00:15:38,969 --> 00:15:41,516 You guys can stay up all night gloating in the sleep lab. 311 00:15:48,117 --> 00:15:50,916 What about all that scar tissue around the implant? Could that be... 312 00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:52,927 That amount of encapsulation's normal. 313 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:55,556 - I gotta tell her something. - Tell to find a decent plastic surgeon 314 00:15:55,681 --> 00:15:58,059 - who can correct the placement... - That's what she wants, 315 00:15:58,184 --> 00:16:00,849 - she's sick and she's lopsided. - Tell her it's a virus. 316 00:16:00,974 --> 00:16:03,428 It probably is, and it'll get her off your back for a few... 317 00:16:03,553 --> 00:16:05,169 Emmy's EEG is flatlining. 318 00:16:08,377 --> 00:16:09,419 Where is she? 319 00:16:13,757 --> 00:16:15,713 I looked for you guys in the control room, 320 00:16:15,838 --> 00:16:17,676 - but you seemed busy. - Get off there. 321 00:16:17,801 --> 00:16:19,823 Last time you exercised, you had a cardiac incident. 322 00:16:19,948 --> 00:16:21,871 - I feel fine. - You felt fine last time. 323 00:16:21,996 --> 00:16:24,119 I only slept a couple hours, but I feel great. 324 00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:26,777 - Can I get one of those machines? - You're running on a broken ankle. 325 00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,147 - It doesn't hurt. - And your leg is bleeding. 326 00:16:35,447 --> 00:16:36,439 You feel that? 327 00:16:37,226 --> 00:16:38,688 What does that mean? 328 00:16:43,477 --> 00:16:46,195 Numbness in her left foot is ascending into her leg. 329 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,518 How did she manage to sneak out for a run? 330 00:16:48,643 --> 00:16:50,684 She said she needed to use the bathroom. 331 00:16:51,629 --> 00:16:53,770 You two get the results of the sleep apnea test, 332 00:16:53,895 --> 00:16:55,635 or did those need to use the bathroom too? 333 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,646 Alpha waves on the EEG ruled it out. 334 00:17:00,679 --> 00:17:02,513 I was mixing some hydrogen sulfide 335 00:17:02,695 --> 00:17:05,627 for good and valid reasons and must've spilled some on my side. 336 00:17:05,752 --> 00:17:08,102 - Did it waft over to your side? - Cunning plan. 337 00:17:08,489 --> 00:17:11,314 You do realize it's gonna stink for hours on both sides. 338 00:17:11,482 --> 00:17:12,941 Would you look at the time? 339 00:17:14,239 --> 00:17:16,124 I hope your patient isn't still sick... 340 00:17:16,249 --> 00:17:17,861 Forcing you to stay here all night. 341 00:17:22,503 --> 00:17:24,311 Numbness means her nerves are breaking down. 342 00:17:24,436 --> 00:17:26,369 - Or her brain. - Or both. 343 00:17:26,826 --> 00:17:29,247 - We've gotta go. - Let me finish. I'll meet you there. 344 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:32,627 You were 15 minutes late yesterday. I don't want you to develop bad habits. 345 00:17:33,024 --> 00:17:35,542 Appreciate the life lesson, but 15 minutes give or take 346 00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:38,125 isn't gonna make a difference. Get started on your other patients. 347 00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:40,217 I'll be down there when we're done here. 348 00:17:40,478 --> 00:17:43,002 Way to know where your bread is buttered, sister. 349 00:17:43,127 --> 00:17:43,888 Up high! 350 00:17:44,056 --> 00:17:45,890 If the problem's in brain, it could be MS. 351 00:17:46,061 --> 00:17:47,469 Or early onset Parkinson's. 352 00:17:47,594 --> 00:17:49,894 If it's her nerves, it could be transverse myelitis. 353 00:17:50,157 --> 00:17:51,810 Or a million other things. 354 00:17:52,127 --> 00:17:54,407 We're gonna stay in the dark until we can figure out 355 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:55,867 if her electrical problem 356 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,997 is in her power station or in the high-tension wires. 357 00:18:01,365 --> 00:18:04,143 Power station's the brain. Wires are the nerves. 358 00:18:04,994 --> 00:18:06,555 Go run an NCV test. 359 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,281 The test will measure the time it'll take this electrical impulse 360 00:18:14,406 --> 00:18:15,753 to travel along your nerves. 361 00:18:15,921 --> 00:18:17,935 - Will it hurt? - No. Give me your arm. 362 00:18:18,257 --> 00:18:19,632 You can ask nicely. 363 00:18:21,496 --> 00:18:25,429 I learned at med school you don't actually cure with kindness. 364 00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:28,016 You're right. 365 00:18:28,870 --> 00:18:30,095 I'm a hypocrite. 366 00:18:31,270 --> 00:18:32,883 But I don't have a choice. 367 00:18:33,008 --> 00:18:35,077 Not really interested in your rationalizations. 368 00:18:35,202 --> 00:18:38,651 If I'm open about the gastric bypass, no one would listen to me anymore. 369 00:18:38,828 --> 00:18:42,686 - You mean no one would buy your dvds. - It's not about the dvd sales. 370 00:18:42,948 --> 00:18:44,325 I'm helping people. 371 00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:46,499 My clients are making themselves healthy. 372 00:18:46,624 --> 00:18:48,278 They're living better lives. 373 00:18:49,027 --> 00:18:52,360 Can you honestly tell me you've never done anything hypocritical? 374 00:18:55,228 --> 00:18:56,954 I'm sure you had good reasons. 375 00:19:01,103 --> 00:19:02,633 Give me your arm... 376 00:19:02,853 --> 00:19:03,759 please? 377 00:19:10,505 --> 00:19:11,832 Keep your arm raised. 378 00:19:14,206 --> 00:19:16,229 Does this mean something is wrong with my nerves? 379 00:19:18,054 --> 00:19:19,381 It's your muscles. 380 00:19:19,852 --> 00:19:21,277 We don't need to run this test. 381 00:19:21,652 --> 00:19:23,112 It's not what we thought. 382 00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:48,595 She has muscle weakness. Could indicate myasthenia gravis. 383 00:19:50,084 --> 00:19:51,413 Could be some kind of toxin. 384 00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,807 Excuse me, are you going up to the personnel floors? 385 00:19:53,932 --> 00:19:55,227 I'm going to see Dr. House. 386 00:19:56,225 --> 00:19:58,755 - Do you have an appointment with him? - We've been emailing. 387 00:19:59,858 --> 00:20:01,854 Joint pain and fatigue thanks to these. 388 00:20:01,979 --> 00:20:04,028 I'm sure it's nothing. Oh, and now this. 389 00:20:07,628 --> 00:20:10,241 - He's actually downstairs. - Gone. Gone for the day. 390 00:20:10,411 --> 00:20:13,496 But, we work for him. We can set you up in the E.R. 391 00:20:16,902 --> 00:20:19,727 The antibiotics will make her feel better. She's out here by morning. 392 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,735 - If it is a staph infection. - It's gotta be. 393 00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:25,002 She has sleeves of tattoos and piercings from God knows where. 394 00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:29,796 She has muscle weakness. Could indicate myasthenia gravis. 395 00:20:31,791 --> 00:20:33,302 I had the weirdest dream. 396 00:20:33,904 --> 00:20:35,226 You guys did the test 397 00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:37,979 in a reasonable amount of time and came back here 398 00:20:38,147 --> 00:20:40,118 before I had time to fall asleep. 399 00:20:41,494 --> 00:20:42,733 You still smell that? 400 00:20:44,719 --> 00:20:46,611 Maybe you should just let her have your office. 401 00:20:46,885 --> 00:20:47,724 Or... 402 00:20:48,610 --> 00:20:52,159 She sends one of yours to the hospital, send one of hers to the morgue. 403 00:20:54,037 --> 00:20:55,503 It's not myasthenia gravis. 404 00:20:55,628 --> 00:20:58,582 Her breathing's improving and the weakness is in her extremities. 405 00:21:01,943 --> 00:21:03,414 Could be a botulinum reaction. 406 00:21:03,539 --> 00:21:06,021 I don't think sabotaging your boss'office 407 00:21:06,146 --> 00:21:07,510 is a wise counterattack. 408 00:21:07,635 --> 00:21:09,845 All that is needed for evil to succeed 409 00:21:09,970 --> 00:21:11,582 is for good men to do nothing. 410 00:21:11,707 --> 00:21:13,876 She probably used a lot of botox to tighten up her skin. 411 00:21:14,001 --> 00:21:14,883 True. 412 00:21:15,087 --> 00:21:17,769 Could also be any kind of heavy metal toxicity. 413 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,895 PPS or arsenic from eating too much seafood. 414 00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:23,053 Cadmium from bad bottled water. 415 00:21:23,178 --> 00:21:26,223 Lead or nickel from canned fruits or natural grains. 416 00:21:30,219 --> 00:21:33,107 I don't think replacing that was part of the renovation plans. 417 00:21:33,232 --> 00:21:34,288 It is now. 418 00:21:34,786 --> 00:21:36,723 Lucky for us, we can treat all those toxins 419 00:21:36,848 --> 00:21:38,960 with the same thing: chelation. 420 00:21:50,066 --> 00:21:51,218 You never showed up. 421 00:21:51,830 --> 00:21:53,287 Get out of my house. 422 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,619 I wanted to find proof that you were slipping back 423 00:21:55,744 --> 00:21:57,475 into your self-destructive pattern. 424 00:21:57,643 --> 00:21:59,226 Confirm you weren't worth my time. 425 00:22:00,155 --> 00:22:01,171 Instead, 426 00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:02,824 I found this. 427 00:22:04,422 --> 00:22:07,234 You followed all of my instructions to the letter. 428 00:22:07,476 --> 00:22:09,737 Probably better than any patient I have. 429 00:22:10,366 --> 00:22:12,698 Why are you the only one who can't show up for appointments? 430 00:22:13,377 --> 00:22:15,403 I came down right after I was finished with House. 431 00:22:15,528 --> 00:22:17,562 You were in your office with another patient. 432 00:22:18,789 --> 00:22:21,045 And there was another patient in the waiting room. 433 00:22:21,978 --> 00:22:22,938 Janice. 434 00:22:23,916 --> 00:22:26,961 I'm well-aware of what's gonna happen to my body over the next 8 to 10 years. 435 00:22:27,148 --> 00:22:30,561 I do not need a visual reminder every time I walk into that place. 436 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:36,528 That's understandable. 437 00:22:39,126 --> 00:22:40,160 It's human. 438 00:22:42,787 --> 00:22:44,342 And you need to get over it. 439 00:22:45,223 --> 00:22:47,066 Now you show up on time tomorrow, 440 00:22:47,235 --> 00:22:48,651 or you don't show up at all. 441 00:22:55,428 --> 00:22:56,791 Your mom is leaving. 442 00:22:57,473 --> 00:22:59,757 You're gonna regret this the rest of your life. 443 00:23:04,142 --> 00:23:06,961 The chelation didn't work. Her muscles are still deteriorating. 444 00:23:07,129 --> 00:23:08,895 Rules out toxins. 445 00:23:09,536 --> 00:23:11,924 So what else can go wrong when the hindenburg deflates? 446 00:23:12,248 --> 00:23:14,051 Why aren't we doing this in your office? 447 00:23:14,219 --> 00:23:17,471 Obviously because it would be stupid to do it in an office with no furniture. 448 00:23:18,262 --> 00:23:19,181 Cuddy... 449 00:23:19,602 --> 00:23:21,392 Overreacted to my overreaction. 450 00:23:22,099 --> 00:23:23,710 Coronaro-cardiac fistula. 451 00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:26,275 - Even a small hole could cause... - This started in the lungs, 452 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:27,607 not the heart. 453 00:23:27,849 --> 00:23:31,694 And why are you leaning on a 45-degree angle away from Foreman? 454 00:23:33,168 --> 00:23:35,489 - I'm sitting straight. - Trouble in the land of false hope? 455 00:23:36,721 --> 00:23:38,993 Everything's fine. Austrian syndrome. 456 00:23:39,804 --> 00:23:41,006 Nice deflection. 457 00:23:41,509 --> 00:23:43,769 But our patient doesn't drink. She's a health nut. 458 00:23:43,894 --> 00:23:46,625 And even if I was a cynical guy and thought that she was a liar, 459 00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:50,038 I'd have done a tox screen which would've come back negative for alcohol. 460 00:23:50,163 --> 00:23:52,039 You should come to these gatherings more often. 461 00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:53,883 Keep you from looking like an idiot. 462 00:23:58,298 --> 00:24:01,257 Are you making book, or did something else happen to our patient? 463 00:24:01,382 --> 00:24:03,532 Personal. I'll put it on vibrate. 464 00:24:04,539 --> 00:24:05,848 Guillain-barre. 465 00:24:06,393 --> 00:24:08,206 Usually starts as a muscle pain 466 00:24:08,331 --> 00:24:11,080 patients compare to the pain of over-exercising. 467 00:24:11,205 --> 00:24:13,437 So who's paging you? Your wife? 468 00:24:13,835 --> 00:24:15,835 Does it worry you that she paged Kutner first? 469 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,540 Guillain-barre fits. 470 00:24:17,726 --> 00:24:19,531 Patient didn't notice the initial symptoms 471 00:24:19,656 --> 00:24:21,869 because it's no different than how she feels every day. 472 00:24:22,287 --> 00:24:25,073 Her muscle weakness is the precursor to full paralysis. 473 00:24:26,793 --> 00:24:28,931 Gastric bypass probably set it off. 474 00:24:30,376 --> 00:24:32,133 Oh, at what price beauty? 475 00:24:32,687 --> 00:24:34,557 Go start her on plasmapheresis. 476 00:24:50,821 --> 00:24:53,651 - Can you stop singing? - Musical automatism. 477 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,050 She could be having a partial seizure right now. 478 00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:58,500 - You need to get House. - Dee dee! 479 00:24:59,199 --> 00:25:01,200 Yelling is not going to be an effective treatment. 480 00:25:01,368 --> 00:25:03,411 She's faking. It's a cry for attention. 481 00:25:03,834 --> 00:25:05,301 Her brain could be misfiring. 482 00:25:05,426 --> 00:25:09,209 A rare neurological disorder is far more likely than a cry for attention. 483 00:25:09,334 --> 00:25:11,623 I mean, nothing about this woman screams "look at me." 484 00:25:11,748 --> 00:25:13,793 On the other hand, look at her. 485 00:25:16,131 --> 00:25:18,341 She needs a full neurological work-up. 486 00:25:19,302 --> 00:25:20,712 Get House! 487 00:25:25,050 --> 00:25:26,296 Ultimate irony. 488 00:25:26,861 --> 00:25:28,833 Killed myself trying to make myself healthy. 489 00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:30,017 You're not dying. 490 00:25:30,142 --> 00:25:32,022 Okay? This disease is manageable. 491 00:25:34,122 --> 00:25:36,193 Better start getting used to that wheelchair. 492 00:25:36,361 --> 00:25:39,204 - Self-pity doesn't suit you. - Just take me down to the... 493 00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:44,118 You're strong enough to walk. Come on, get your ass out of bed 494 00:25:44,581 --> 00:25:45,452 and walk. 495 00:25:58,560 --> 00:25:59,800 Could be an aneurysm. 496 00:26:00,042 --> 00:26:03,178 We've got to control her blood pressure. Start her on a calcium channel blocker. 497 00:26:03,346 --> 00:26:04,122 Or... 498 00:26:04,585 --> 00:26:07,057 - you could tell House. - We can't tell House. 499 00:26:07,545 --> 00:26:08,927 You'll be in trouble. 500 00:26:09,052 --> 00:26:11,937 - On the other hand, she's sick. - She's singing. 501 00:26:12,105 --> 00:26:14,851 And bleeding out of her ears, and losing her hair. 502 00:26:15,112 --> 00:26:16,817 Aneurysm doesn't explain joint pain. 503 00:26:16,985 --> 00:26:19,361 - Wilson's disease does. - No kayser-fleischer rings. 504 00:26:19,529 --> 00:26:21,322 - Anorexia. - Now you're just desperate. 505 00:26:21,976 --> 00:26:24,658 Biliary tumor causing pareneoplastic syndrome. 506 00:26:26,715 --> 00:26:28,409 That might actually fit. 507 00:26:29,316 --> 00:26:30,849 I'll scan to confirm. 508 00:26:31,315 --> 00:26:33,167 - You'd do that for me? - You don't have time. 509 00:26:33,478 --> 00:26:36,262 Which means I can ask for 25% of your income 510 00:26:36,639 --> 00:26:38,097 and you'll give it to me. 511 00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:48,548 You going over the fence? 512 00:26:49,286 --> 00:26:50,622 Took three visits, 513 00:26:50,913 --> 00:26:54,430 but I finally convinced the contractor that I'm Cuddy's boss. 514 00:26:54,555 --> 00:26:57,024 And all the office renovation plans need to go through me. 515 00:26:57,298 --> 00:26:59,284 You did do the math on this, right? 516 00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:01,788 Screwing with her office means her renovation'll take longer. 517 00:27:01,913 --> 00:27:03,781 Means she will be in your office longer. 518 00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:05,053 See there? 519 00:27:05,902 --> 00:27:08,577 I'm having a bidet put in instead of a toilet. 520 00:27:09,001 --> 00:27:11,421 Not in addition to. Instead of. 521 00:27:11,790 --> 00:27:13,624 You know what happened to the old toilet? 522 00:27:13,792 --> 00:27:17,298 She'll be with you where you claim to not want her. 523 00:27:17,438 --> 00:27:20,772 I smashed it with a sledgehammer. 524 00:27:21,374 --> 00:27:23,629 I think in some ancient cultures 525 00:27:23,754 --> 00:27:26,011 that was actually considered a proposal of marriage. 526 00:27:27,550 --> 00:27:28,920 Is this fun for you? 527 00:27:30,619 --> 00:27:32,643 Analyzing everyone else's fun away? 528 00:27:32,811 --> 00:27:33,887 Ask her out. 529 00:27:34,012 --> 00:27:35,604 It'll cost the hospital a lot less. 530 00:27:40,524 --> 00:27:41,981 I brought some visitors. 531 00:27:42,357 --> 00:27:43,369 Cheer you up. 532 00:27:44,813 --> 00:27:46,505 It's okay. Come on in, guys. 533 00:27:47,307 --> 00:27:49,820 We're all staying on your plan. Nobody's cheating. 534 00:27:49,945 --> 00:27:51,745 That's great. 535 00:27:52,589 --> 00:27:53,838 You're on my arm. 536 00:27:53,963 --> 00:27:56,273 We found out about your gastric bypass. 537 00:27:56,884 --> 00:27:58,252 How could you lie to us? 538 00:27:58,420 --> 00:28:00,021 The doctors told you? 539 00:28:00,318 --> 00:28:02,976 - You're really hurting my arm. - You're not the best you 540 00:28:03,101 --> 00:28:04,613 you can be. 541 00:28:05,063 --> 00:28:06,320 You're a fraud. 542 00:28:06,445 --> 00:28:08,262 You're a self-hating fat person. 543 00:28:08,430 --> 00:28:09,842 You're really hurting me. 544 00:28:09,967 --> 00:28:11,242 Feel the burn. 545 00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:15,305 Help! 546 00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:23,058 Get off of me! 547 00:28:23,183 --> 00:28:24,399 Get off of me! 548 00:28:24,524 --> 00:28:25,529 Get off of me! 549 00:28:32,888 --> 00:28:34,700 Mood congruent hallucinations. 550 00:28:34,825 --> 00:28:36,389 Means it's not guillain-barre. 551 00:28:36,514 --> 00:28:38,799 Which means whatever it is, it's now in her brain. 552 00:28:41,968 --> 00:28:44,465 - Where are you going? - Sorry. Treatment. 553 00:28:45,451 --> 00:28:47,634 Does Foreman schedule your appointments by 554 00:28:47,802 --> 00:28:50,501 numbers on the clock or just by when I'm in the middle of something? 555 00:28:50,626 --> 00:28:52,888 Sorry if I'm dying at a bad time for you. 556 00:28:53,013 --> 00:28:54,308 Could be cns lymphoma. 557 00:28:54,476 --> 00:28:56,977 So losing the 200 pounds was just a coincidence? 558 00:29:00,991 --> 00:29:02,660 What about a prion disease? 559 00:29:05,094 --> 00:29:07,538 If her brain is slowly turning into a swiss cheese, 560 00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:08,989 there's not a lot we can do. 561 00:29:10,206 --> 00:29:11,992 There are some possible treatments. 562 00:29:12,528 --> 00:29:14,389 Get a brain biopsy to confirm. 563 00:29:14,514 --> 00:29:16,997 You're not cutting into this woman's brain before you test. 564 00:29:17,455 --> 00:29:19,024 That is the test. 565 00:29:21,279 --> 00:29:25,004 Not for cns lymphoma, which is a perfectly legitimate diagnosis. 566 00:29:25,129 --> 00:29:27,216 One you can test for non-invasively. 567 00:29:27,384 --> 00:29:29,426 You're obviously not opposed to being invasive. 568 00:29:29,594 --> 00:29:32,153 Rule out cns lymphoma first, 569 00:29:32,374 --> 00:29:34,292 then rule out astrocytoma, 570 00:29:34,417 --> 00:29:36,016 then rule out other brain tumors. 571 00:29:37,602 --> 00:29:39,686 I hereby declare them ruled out. 572 00:29:40,251 --> 00:29:41,304 Run the tests. 573 00:29:41,821 --> 00:29:44,404 You can do a brain biopsy, but only as a last resort. 574 00:29:47,990 --> 00:29:51,427 Start running down Cuddy's list of diseases it's not. 575 00:29:58,113 --> 00:30:00,547 You're not stopping me for medical reasons. 576 00:30:02,395 --> 00:30:03,775 You're stopping me... 577 00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:06,129 because you have the hots for me. 578 00:30:10,213 --> 00:30:12,302 You're still here because you have the hots for me. 579 00:30:12,646 --> 00:30:14,325 Evidenced by the fact that 580 00:30:14,450 --> 00:30:16,098 I'm the one who moved into your office. 581 00:30:16,266 --> 00:30:17,455 It's the biggest office. 582 00:30:17,580 --> 00:30:20,060 - I'm not the one that destroyed... - Why are you dressed like that? 583 00:30:20,228 --> 00:30:22,688 Why do you try so hard to get my attention? 584 00:30:24,566 --> 00:30:25,941 Are you screwing with me? 585 00:30:26,899 --> 00:30:28,438 Are you screwing with me? 586 00:30:29,571 --> 00:30:30,946 That depends on your answer. 587 00:30:35,669 --> 00:30:37,995 Everybody knows this is going somewhere. 588 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,577 I think we're supposed to kiss now. 589 00:30:44,938 --> 00:30:46,368 We already did that. 590 00:30:56,306 --> 00:30:57,973 It seemed like the logical next step. 591 00:30:58,378 --> 00:30:59,378 Really? 592 00:31:02,828 --> 00:31:04,825 I'm an idiot for being surprised. 593 00:31:08,530 --> 00:31:09,971 Can you leave these? 594 00:31:39,453 --> 00:31:41,891 I'll keep coming, but can you change my appointment time? 595 00:31:42,016 --> 00:31:43,897 Can't. Schedule's full. 596 00:31:45,638 --> 00:31:46,867 You're stuck with her. 597 00:31:46,992 --> 00:31:48,565 Might as well get to know her. 598 00:32:38,318 --> 00:32:41,148 Your head MRI was clean. Means you don't have CNS lymphoma. 599 00:32:41,273 --> 00:32:43,955 - What's next on the list? - Other types of brain tumors. 600 00:32:44,603 --> 00:32:45,948 Can we stop at the cafeteria? 601 00:32:46,073 --> 00:32:48,041 I can have something brought up. What do you want? 602 00:32:48,209 --> 00:32:49,414 Chocolate cake. 603 00:32:54,705 --> 00:32:57,384 You can't give up. We're gonna figure this out. 604 00:32:57,552 --> 00:33:00,429 What am I supposed to be hoping for? That you find a brain tumor? 605 00:33:01,958 --> 00:33:03,265 What else could it be? 606 00:33:04,633 --> 00:33:07,245 You were so hard on me about lying. 607 00:33:07,687 --> 00:33:10,564 How about you take some of your own advice and tell me the truth? 608 00:33:11,586 --> 00:33:13,066 What's next on the list? 609 00:33:15,350 --> 00:33:16,672 Prion disease. 610 00:33:18,340 --> 00:33:20,031 And if that's what I got, how bad? 611 00:33:21,221 --> 00:33:23,126 There are a few treatments, 612 00:33:23,387 --> 00:33:24,897 but there's no guarantee. 613 00:33:27,151 --> 00:33:28,153 I'm sorry. 614 00:33:31,799 --> 00:33:34,173 And you won't let me have a piece of cake? 615 00:33:50,644 --> 00:33:51,688 Where's Cuddy? 616 00:33:53,608 --> 00:33:55,154 It's not cns lymphoma. 617 00:33:55,279 --> 00:33:56,276 I know. 618 00:33:57,050 --> 00:33:58,153 She's getting worse. 619 00:33:58,278 --> 00:34:01,262 You want me to find Cuddy and get her approval for the brain biopsy? 620 00:34:02,156 --> 00:34:05,266 When you were philandering with impunity, 621 00:34:06,239 --> 00:34:07,579 how did that feel? 622 00:34:08,752 --> 00:34:11,027 Superficially, I loved it. 623 00:34:11,365 --> 00:34:12,365 But... 624 00:34:12,627 --> 00:34:15,148 deep down, I think I was miserable. 625 00:34:15,273 --> 00:34:16,880 Why? What's going on? 626 00:34:17,345 --> 00:34:18,507 You weren't miserable. 627 00:34:21,845 --> 00:34:24,463 You gave something away to make a relationship work. 628 00:34:24,588 --> 00:34:27,448 You rationalize that you're getting something back. 629 00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:31,964 Okay, I'm gonna go get Cuddy's approval for the brain biopsy. 630 00:34:32,897 --> 00:34:34,134 Leave 'em there. 631 00:34:34,607 --> 00:34:36,107 I'm gonna do the biopsy myself. 632 00:34:39,795 --> 00:34:41,980 Cuddy wanted us to eliminate seven different things. 633 00:34:42,105 --> 00:34:43,927 She doesn't always get what she wants. 634 00:34:44,052 --> 00:34:46,477 Bad idea to get into a power play with somebody who has the power. 635 00:34:46,602 --> 00:34:47,642 You're fired. 636 00:34:48,595 --> 00:34:50,526 Just reinforcing your point. 637 00:34:50,651 --> 00:34:52,707 Whatever personal drama you're playing out, 638 00:34:52,875 --> 00:34:54,853 you'd be a lot smarter to... 639 00:34:56,830 --> 00:34:58,698 thought you said she was sick. 640 00:35:05,841 --> 00:35:06,941 Sick people... 641 00:35:07,331 --> 00:35:09,527 don't spontaneously get better. 642 00:35:09,652 --> 00:35:10,716 Yes, they do. 643 00:35:10,841 --> 00:35:12,640 It's called an immune system. 644 00:35:12,968 --> 00:35:16,022 Sick people who are sick enough to make it to me 645 00:35:16,190 --> 00:35:17,778 don't spontaneously get better. 646 00:35:17,903 --> 00:35:20,513 Not as pithy, but yeah, technically more accurate. 647 00:35:21,704 --> 00:35:24,823 - What's the last thing you gave her? - I took her for an MRI looking for... 648 00:35:24,991 --> 00:35:27,406 MRI's detect. They don't treat. 649 00:35:27,531 --> 00:35:30,412 - What did you give her after the mri? - I didn't give her anything. 650 00:35:30,580 --> 00:35:32,779 She got depressed at the lack of direction. 651 00:35:32,904 --> 00:35:35,039 We went to the cafeteria for some chocolate cake. 652 00:35:35,164 --> 00:35:38,293 Took her to her room, hung a bana bag, let her rest. 653 00:35:40,608 --> 00:35:42,004 You gave her cake. 654 00:35:42,399 --> 00:35:43,855 She asked for it. I figured... 655 00:35:43,980 --> 00:35:47,095 you figured you'd let me play 20 questions instead of just telling me. 656 00:35:57,171 --> 00:35:58,732 Feeling crappy again? 657 00:35:59,962 --> 00:36:01,303 I brought your cure. 658 00:36:05,307 --> 00:36:07,725 I'd give you an IV of this stuff, but 659 00:36:07,850 --> 00:36:10,243 the frosting tends to get stuck in the little tubes. 660 00:36:10,411 --> 00:36:11,661 Is this a joke? 661 00:36:11,829 --> 00:36:13,841 It's not a joke. Not a lie. 662 00:36:14,265 --> 00:36:16,082 Not an attempt to defraud in any way. 663 00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:17,583 It's an actual 664 00:36:17,877 --> 00:36:20,281 licensed physician with an actual diagnosis. 665 00:36:21,076 --> 00:36:23,579 Hereditary coproporphyria. 666 00:36:27,911 --> 00:36:30,221 Your face is genetically blessed. 667 00:36:30,931 --> 00:36:33,516 Your body chemistry is slightly less so. 668 00:36:35,079 --> 00:36:37,037 Doesn't make enough of a certain enzyme that 669 00:36:37,162 --> 00:36:40,273 I can't pronounce, but it's apparently important for your liver 670 00:36:40,441 --> 00:36:41,657 and everything else. 671 00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:44,219 Treatment is a high carb diet rich in sugar. 672 00:36:44,344 --> 00:36:47,016 When you were a porker, you were self-medicating. 673 00:36:48,247 --> 00:36:49,513 So this is treatable. 674 00:36:49,638 --> 00:36:51,601 We just have to reverse your gastric bypass 675 00:36:51,726 --> 00:36:54,120 and get you back on a high carb, glucose-enriched diet. 676 00:36:54,473 --> 00:36:56,206 The best you you could be 677 00:36:56,374 --> 00:36:57,842 is a lot more you. 678 00:36:58,817 --> 00:37:01,469 Open the hangar. Here comes the plane. 679 00:37:02,463 --> 00:37:04,172 There's nothing else you can try? 680 00:37:04,529 --> 00:37:05,531 No. 681 00:37:05,656 --> 00:37:09,228 There's a drug that manages the symptoms, but it's not a cure. 682 00:37:10,430 --> 00:37:11,522 Let's try that. 683 00:37:15,963 --> 00:37:18,061 You don't want to have the surgery? 684 00:37:21,913 --> 00:37:22,732 Understand. 685 00:37:24,608 --> 00:37:26,573 There's not many people who have the guts to admit 686 00:37:26,698 --> 00:37:28,822 they'd rather be pretty than healthy. 687 00:37:29,155 --> 00:37:31,663 The income's better and you get more action. 688 00:37:32,861 --> 00:37:35,537 I'll start you on your drug treatment right away. 689 00:37:41,254 --> 00:37:42,127 I bought it. 690 00:37:42,295 --> 00:37:45,220 I bought that it was really about trying to make people's lives a little better. 691 00:37:45,345 --> 00:37:47,994 You're surprised she's superficial? You're a plastic surgeon. 692 00:37:48,119 --> 00:37:50,783 - This is the human condition. - No, she's a freak. 693 00:37:50,908 --> 00:37:54,639 Every time you put someone under to bob their nose, you were risking their life. 694 00:37:55,724 --> 00:37:56,724 What? 695 00:37:57,205 --> 00:37:58,367 No singing. 696 00:37:58,492 --> 00:37:59,595 She's better. 697 00:38:05,411 --> 00:38:07,447 No one was supposed to let my patient leave her bed. 698 00:38:07,572 --> 00:38:08,918 She had a respiratory arrest. 699 00:38:09,043 --> 00:38:11,381 We coded her nearly 20 minutes, but she didn't make it. 700 00:38:15,305 --> 00:38:18,915 House is an unemotional child incapable of intimacy or romance. 701 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,206 Trust me, it's done. 702 00:38:21,374 --> 00:38:22,666 This is perfect. 703 00:38:25,179 --> 00:38:26,729 I like the desk. 704 00:38:27,295 --> 00:38:28,596 Lot of character. 705 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,092 That's not the one I ordered. 706 00:38:33,597 --> 00:38:35,930 This is my desk from med school. 707 00:38:37,331 --> 00:38:40,143 - You have it in storage or something? - My mom did. 708 00:38:41,224 --> 00:38:42,771 That was sweet of her to do that. 709 00:38:43,319 --> 00:38:44,501 She didn't. 710 00:38:44,888 --> 00:38:46,941 My mom has no idea I'm redoing my office. 711 00:39:04,726 --> 00:39:06,086 I lied to you the other night. 712 00:39:08,749 --> 00:39:10,724 That woman in the waiting room, 713 00:39:11,352 --> 00:39:13,510 she didn't freak me out about my future. 714 00:39:15,547 --> 00:39:18,329 She freaked me out about my past. 715 00:39:20,484 --> 00:39:21,567 Your mother. 716 00:39:23,474 --> 00:39:25,719 Must've been horrible watching her die. 717 00:39:27,039 --> 00:39:28,480 I wanted her to die. 718 00:39:32,910 --> 00:39:33,972 She just... 719 00:39:35,472 --> 00:39:37,369 yelled so much. 720 00:39:39,028 --> 00:39:40,182 And for no reason. 721 00:39:40,307 --> 00:39:42,705 Just screamed at me in front of my friends. 722 00:39:45,098 --> 00:39:47,907 My father tried to explain to me that her brain was 723 00:39:48,032 --> 00:39:49,958 literally shrinking, that 724 00:39:50,083 --> 00:39:51,728 she didn't mean it. 725 00:39:52,614 --> 00:39:55,343 That it was the disease, but I didn't care. 726 00:39:58,326 --> 00:39:59,468 I hated her. 727 00:40:06,143 --> 00:40:07,438 I never said good-bye. 728 00:40:10,047 --> 00:40:11,875 And she died 729 00:40:12,093 --> 00:40:13,494 with me hating her. 730 00:40:29,790 --> 00:40:32,040 Did chase test for the biliary tumor? 731 00:40:32,165 --> 00:40:33,610 Said it was negative. 732 00:40:34,335 --> 00:40:36,849 Said she was stable when he left her. 733 00:40:37,395 --> 00:40:39,298 Should've found more time. We should've... 734 00:40:39,423 --> 00:40:40,913 House is gonna kill us. 735 00:40:42,979 --> 00:40:44,058 Slowly. 736 00:40:46,217 --> 00:40:47,856 And painfully. 737 00:40:49,791 --> 00:40:52,108 You're not only idiots, you're frauds. 738 00:40:52,913 --> 00:40:54,582 Fraudulent idiots. 739 00:40:54,980 --> 00:40:57,741 Fraudulent idiotic killers, as it turns out. 740 00:40:58,605 --> 00:41:00,727 - House, this was really my... - your fault? 741 00:41:00,852 --> 00:41:03,228 For pretending to be me when you're not even competent. 742 00:41:03,353 --> 00:41:06,655 And your fault for not ratting him out while the patient was still alive. 743 00:41:08,979 --> 00:41:11,336 What she had was easily treatable. 744 00:41:13,568 --> 00:41:15,038 She could've been fine. 745 00:41:15,703 --> 00:41:17,592 Damn treatment's so simple. 746 00:41:20,730 --> 00:41:22,430 Might still be possible. 747 00:41:26,769 --> 00:41:28,686 House, she's clearly dead. 748 00:41:35,277 --> 00:41:37,695 - She was dead. - She wasn't dead. 749 00:41:37,863 --> 00:41:39,963 She wasn't even sick, you moron. 750 00:41:41,029 --> 00:41:42,777 Seriously, how good was she? 751 00:41:42,902 --> 00:41:44,856 No formal training. At least not in acting. 752 00:41:44,981 --> 00:41:46,307 Did you see their faces? 753 00:41:46,432 --> 00:41:48,668 I think we may have an anal hygiene violation there. 754 00:41:49,362 --> 00:41:50,500 So the ct. 755 00:41:50,668 --> 00:41:52,543 That was from a patient three years ago. 756 00:41:52,668 --> 00:41:54,326 It was hard to find. 757 00:41:54,451 --> 00:41:55,914 But the hair and make-up, 758 00:41:56,039 --> 00:41:58,466 getting chase and cameron to play along, much easier. 759 00:41:59,606 --> 00:42:00,888 We deserved it. 760 00:42:01,553 --> 00:42:03,888 - I'll take down the website. - Take it down? 761 00:42:04,056 --> 00:42:06,610 Are you kidding? It's way too lucrative to shut it down. 762 00:42:06,735 --> 00:42:08,851 For chase, for me, 763 00:42:09,852 --> 00:42:12,897 I earn 50% for letting you use my name. 764 00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:17,068 Go to work. First dollars go to expenses. 765 00:42:17,236 --> 00:42:19,982 I booked our little thespian here for two full days. 766 00:42:20,107 --> 00:42:21,406 That's three g's I owe her. 767 00:42:25,058 --> 00:42:27,164 And you still got three hours left. 768 00:42:28,912 --> 00:42:29,912 Do I? 769 00:43:00,362 --> 00:43:02,481 www.house-fr.com