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This sucks.

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This is why we need
to make a statement.

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You know?

4
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I don't think that—

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What? You afraid we'll
end up in detention?

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Well, yeah, that's—
that's what teachers do.

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They're not going to send
all of us to detention.

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Mr. Henderson is totally lame,
and this is our best chance

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to inform him
of that fact.

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You don't
think he's lame?

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Well...

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Yeah, but—
- Then what's the problem?

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Okay.

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The Camden Hills local jazz ensemble.

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I can't believe
she fell for that.

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Loser.

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Why—why'd you do that?

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I—I don't feel so g—

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So good.

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16-year-old female

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gets pranked, also
gets visual hallucinations

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and vomiting.

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Turns out
to be a failing liver.

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Why have Foreman's breasts
suddenly started to droop?

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Large breasts
are a classic symptom

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of you letting Foreman

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take vacation days so he
can finish his F.D.A. reports

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before
the end of the year.

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When are
you taking vacation?

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Hepatic and neurological
involvement—

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so I understand
Foreman's absence.

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Your presence,
not so much.

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I'm bringing in a case.

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You may have noticed
me doing that before.

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I've noticed you
a lot recently.

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It's almost as if

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you have a sexual interest
in someone here—

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Like, say... Taub.

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Well, Taub might
think I like him

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if I stayed,

41
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which is why
I'm gonna do this.

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Somehow I don't think

43
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that was really about me.

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Uh, Wilson's Disease.

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Ceruloplasmin's normal.

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You've got
a Christmas present.

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"Greg—made me think of you."

48
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That's funny.

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Usually explodes
after I do that.

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Alcohol abuse?
- She's 16.

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The kind of boozing that
destroys your liver that early,

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parents or teachers
would notice.

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Wow, Manual of
the Operations of Surgery

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by Joseph Bell.

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You're throwing that away?

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Twice.

57
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Someone's screwing with me.
- Forget it.

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Yeah, gifting
antique medical texts.

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Oldest gag in the book.

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Handwriting's kinda girly.
You got an admirer, House?

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I said forget the book!

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Why'd they pick on her?

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She's an overachiever.
High grades. She volunteers.

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She's a big target.
I'm assuming literally.

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Depending on where
this school falls

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on the Heathers scale.

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Do you think the kids
slipped her something?

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Their teachers
grilled them.

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When do teachers ever know
how to motivate their students?

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What did you do to Natalie?

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It's all my fault.

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I didn't stop her
from being a total pig.

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What are you—

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your friend's liver
is failing.

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We're doing what we can,

76
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but she still might
need a transplant.

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She could die unless you
tell us what you gave her.

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Just tell him.
- Shut up.

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We gave her some 'shrooms.

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We took some ourselves,
we just—

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Wanted to make her
loosen up a little.

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How thoughtful of you.
You got any left?

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They're in Simon's locker.

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This was your idea?

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No way.
I didn't give her anything.

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Right, you
just knew about it

87
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And let them do it.
poisonous mushrooms

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And hallucinogenic ones
are different.

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Not if they
don't dry correctly.

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Get back to school.

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You better hope
we got to her in time.

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What?

93
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Am I going
to get in trouble?

94
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Should we apologize
or something?

95
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Yes, you should.

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Natalie's
on the third floor.

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Who's down there?

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Where's the woman
I spoke to last week?

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The trial patient, um,
with the advanced symptoms.

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She dropped out.

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Is she okay?

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Not health-related.

103
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She just wants
to drop out.

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Why?
- She didn't say.

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And I only break
into the houses

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of very special patients
to understand them better.

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I do good today, boss?

108
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No rigidity,
no cog wheeling.

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So, absolutely
I'd call that good.

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Great. Thanks.

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Your clipboard.

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Keep it.

113
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This place actually smells of evil.

114
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Where do you work, again?

115
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Why would House
throw out

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a book worth
hundreds of dollars?

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To make you
ask that question.

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Can you really put a price tag
on screwing with people?

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Can you get us into
Natalie Soellner's locker

120
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While we're here?

121
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House always
has an agenda.

122
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Just screwing
with us isn't—

123
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Yeah, he'd never do that.

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Oh, wait—
he already did last year.

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Remember the Secret Santa gift
he got himself?

126
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He was making us fight

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over who could get him
the best present.

128
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This time he's
just making us wonder.

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No animosity,
no ugly competition.

130
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I think it's
a real present.

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If it's real, then House
really was freaked.

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And if it affects him,

133
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eventually
it'll affect us.

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Uh-oh.

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Maybe it wasn't those kids
who poisoned Natalie.

136
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Maybe it was
Natalie herself.

137
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I didn't try to kill myself.

138
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Then why'd you have
all those painkillers?

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In case
I get a headache.

140
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Well, maybe you
took a few too many.

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Do you have any kids?

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No.

143
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But high school

144
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wasn't all that different
when I was your age.

145
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Teenagers can be

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incredibly mean.

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I know what you're
going through.

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I bet you were cool.

149
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You're pretty.

150
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You're pretty, too.

151
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I'm fat.

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I'm a loser.

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They all hate me.

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You know what
they did last year?

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They took these photos of me
for the yearbook...

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but it wasn't.

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It was for this website.

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Making fun of me...

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calling me a pig.

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Forget about them.

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Let's just
make you better.

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What's the point?

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Acetylcysteine
could save her liver.

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But we have to act fast.

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If there's any chance that
she took all those pills—

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There's no chance.

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Okay.

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She was the happiest,
sweetest little girl and—

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and a year ago
she hits puberty,

170
00:08:03,379 --> 00:08:06,414
and it's like this
secretive little stranger

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moved into her room.

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00:08:07,817 --> 00:08:09,317
I try to talk to her about
what she's going through.

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Give her the treatment.

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You can't really think
that she tried—

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I don't know
what to think.

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If it's a subpoena,

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he's gotten that
kind of present before.

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It was a book.
That narrows it down.

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Just look for someone

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who knows how to read
or has been to a bookstore.

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Most bookstores don't carry
Joseph Bell on surgery.

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Did it have a note?

183
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"Greg—made me
think of you."

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Green wrapping paper?

185
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How did you know that?

186
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What is it?

187
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It's nothing.

188
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Yes—when something's
nothing,

189
00:09:00,102 --> 00:09:01,136
the natural response
is to guess

190
00:09:01,203 --> 00:09:02,704
the color of the paper
it's wrapped in

191
00:09:02,771 --> 00:09:05,373
and then descend
into stunned silence?

192
00:09:08,511 --> 00:09:10,879
Irene Adler.

193
00:09:10,946 --> 00:09:13,314
Christmas, 2001.

194
00:09:13,382 --> 00:09:15,150
Sarcoid symptoms,

195
00:09:15,217 --> 00:09:18,052
But she didn't respond
to methotrexate.

196
00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:22,123
I've never seen him
so obsessed.

197
00:09:22,191 --> 00:09:25,326
He saved her with a last
minute Wegener's diagnosis,

198
00:09:25,394 --> 00:09:27,428
but the hours he put in—

199
00:09:27,496 --> 00:09:29,097
I thought
it would kill him.

200
00:09:29,165 --> 00:09:30,732
And then...

201
00:09:32,468 --> 00:09:35,837
well, he fell for her.

202
00:09:35,905 --> 00:09:38,773
But it was too soon
after Stacy and—

203
00:09:40,209 --> 00:09:41,509
It sounds silly,

204
00:09:41,577 --> 00:09:46,281
but Irene was
the one who got away.

205
00:09:46,348 --> 00:09:47,849
Really?

206
00:09:47,917 --> 00:09:50,218
No, you idiots.

207
00:09:50,286 --> 00:09:52,153
House is just
screwing with you.

208
00:09:52,221 --> 00:09:53,521
You think
there's some woman

209
00:09:53,589 --> 00:09:55,056
with a mysterious green
wrapping paper trademark?

210
00:09:55,124 --> 00:09:56,157
Then how did you guess—

211
00:09:56,225 --> 00:09:58,293
I could be wrong.

212
00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:01,396
It's possible
a secret admirer gave House

213
00:10:01,464 --> 00:10:02,630
the same book
I gave him last Christmas.

214
00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,468
And the same paper
I wrapped it in

215
00:10:06,535 --> 00:10:08,269
and the note I wrote.

216
00:10:08,337 --> 00:10:09,637
We gotta go.

217
00:10:15,377 --> 00:10:16,878
Heartbeat?

218
00:10:16,946 --> 00:10:19,781
150.
B.P. 180 over 110.

219
00:10:19,849 --> 00:10:22,183
Crackling 3/4
of the way up.

220
00:10:23,752 --> 00:10:25,487
Guess this means she didn't
try to kill herself.

221
00:10:31,669 --> 00:10:32,903
Well, scratch
the hallucinations.

222
00:10:32,971 --> 00:10:34,238
That's from the mushrooms.

223
00:10:34,305 --> 00:10:37,641
Leaves liver failure
and now pulmonary edema.

224
00:10:37,709 --> 00:10:39,343
And you—

225
00:10:39,410 --> 00:10:42,279
Standing there,
beseechingly.

226
00:10:42,347 --> 00:10:43,947
Yes, I was going
to stalk you at home,

227
00:10:44,015 --> 00:10:46,049
but it was a busy week
and your office is closer.

228
00:10:46,117 --> 00:10:47,651
Thirteen and Foreman
were busy drug trialing

229
00:10:47,719 --> 00:10:48,785
and we needed an answer
on the overdose,

230
00:10:48,853 --> 00:10:51,121
so we called her in.

231
00:10:51,189 --> 00:10:53,423
She's just updating us.
- Convenient.

232
00:10:53,491 --> 00:10:54,858
Update's done.

233
00:10:58,763 --> 00:11:00,430
This is a good
experience for me,

234
00:11:00,498 --> 00:11:02,166
as my parents
never got divorced.

235
00:11:02,233 --> 00:11:04,234
Theories?
- Glue sniffing.

236
00:11:04,302 --> 00:11:06,336
Effects on the lungs
would have been immediate.

237
00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:09,206
House, we all know
what's going on here.

238
00:11:09,274 --> 00:11:10,974
Cuddy gave you
that present.

239
00:11:11,042 --> 00:11:12,609
No.
Infections?

240
00:11:12,677 --> 00:11:15,879
No fever, no polys
in the sputum.

241
00:11:15,947 --> 00:11:17,347
I think—

242
00:11:18,449 --> 00:11:20,017
I think she loves you.

243
00:11:20,084 --> 00:11:21,185
I told you to lay off the present.

244
00:11:22,453 --> 00:11:23,821
And the L.S.D.

245
00:11:23,888 --> 00:11:25,489
We got distracted
by the painkillers.

246
00:11:25,557 --> 00:11:27,658
Toxins are still
the most likely—

247
00:11:27,725 --> 00:11:30,027
Just tell her
how you feel.

248
00:11:30,094 --> 00:11:32,696
If you won't,
then I will.

249
00:11:32,764 --> 00:11:34,398
I'll walk
right down there.

250
00:11:34,466 --> 00:11:35,966
Damn it.

251
00:11:36,034 --> 00:11:39,236
Love like this
needs to fly free.

252
00:11:44,943 --> 00:11:47,144
You talked to Wilson.

253
00:11:47,212 --> 00:11:49,313
He has very girly
handwriting, by the way.

254
00:11:49,380 --> 00:11:51,915
I knew I should have
just wrapped a new present.

255
00:11:51,983 --> 00:11:54,351
You said the patient
volunteered. Where?

256
00:11:54,419 --> 00:11:55,919
Uh, Pleasant Valley.

257
00:11:55,987 --> 00:11:58,822
Soup kitchen in Trenton.

258
00:11:58,890 --> 00:12:01,892
Thirteen and Kutner,
search the home and the school.

259
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:02,993
Taub...

260
00:12:03,061 --> 00:12:05,162
You take
the anal swabbing

261
00:12:05,230 --> 00:12:08,499
of the fragrant and
contagious homeless man.

262
00:12:11,870 --> 00:12:13,504
Why don't you hang out
in the video store

263
00:12:13,571 --> 00:12:16,306
and tell everyone
Kevin Spacey's keyser soze?

264
00:12:16,374 --> 00:12:17,841
And by the way,

265
00:12:17,909 --> 00:12:19,476
that ending really
made no sense at all.

266
00:12:19,544 --> 00:12:22,079
You had my present
for a year

267
00:12:22,147 --> 00:12:23,413
and didn't even
open it?

268
00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:24,815
I had no way of knowing

269
00:12:24,883 --> 00:12:26,350
there was an expensive
book inside.

270
00:12:26,417 --> 00:12:27,784
Completely
meaningless prank,

271
00:12:27,852 --> 00:12:29,186
even for you.

272
00:12:29,254 --> 00:12:30,487
Stealing your ice cream

273
00:12:30,555 --> 00:12:31,822
is a completely
meaningless,

274
00:12:31,890 --> 00:12:33,190
albeit delicious,
prank.

275
00:12:33,258 --> 00:12:34,825
Observing
my team's reactions

276
00:12:34,893 --> 00:12:36,093
to unexplained
phenomena

277
00:12:36,161 --> 00:12:37,494
could have been
pretty useful.

278
00:12:37,562 --> 00:12:38,896
Of all the ways
to mess with people,

279
00:12:38,963 --> 00:12:41,899
why give yourself
an imaginary present?

280
00:12:41,966 --> 00:12:43,233
Have you checked
the prices

281
00:12:43,301 --> 00:12:44,902
for fireman strippers
recently?

282
00:12:44,969 --> 00:12:46,303
Yes.

283
00:12:46,371 --> 00:12:48,605
The holidays—

284
00:12:48,673 --> 00:12:49,973
they're hard for you.
I get it.

285
00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:52,409
You see the people
around you

286
00:12:52,477 --> 00:12:53,844
giving and receiving gifts,

287
00:12:53,912 --> 00:12:55,813
having sustained,
meaningful relationships,

288
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,114
and since you can't,

289
00:12:57,182 --> 00:12:59,917
something deep
in your subconscious

290
00:12:59,984 --> 00:13:01,919
makes you create
the appearance of a gift.

291
00:13:01,986 --> 00:13:03,754
Sad.

292
00:13:03,822 --> 00:13:06,089
You really passed
your psych rotation?

293
00:13:06,157 --> 00:13:09,092
It's too bad you can't
just be nice to people.

294
00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,928
You could get
a real present that way.

295
00:13:10,995 --> 00:13:12,596
If I wanted gifts,

296
00:13:12,664 --> 00:13:14,965
I would just look deep
into my patients' eyes

297
00:13:15,033 --> 00:13:16,467
and act like you.

298
00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,602
"Oh, I'm so sorry
you're dying,

299
00:13:18,670 --> 00:13:20,404
"Mrs. Moron.

300
00:13:20,472 --> 00:13:22,039
"Of course
I'll sleep with you.

301
00:13:22,106 --> 00:13:23,807
What I lack in skill
I can make up for in—"

302
00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:25,409
You'd just wind up
insulting her,

303
00:13:25,477 --> 00:13:27,277
perhaps calling her
Mrs. Moron.

304
00:13:27,345 --> 00:13:28,879
Right, 'cause
I'm physically incapable

305
00:13:28,947 --> 00:13:30,214
of being polite.

306
00:13:30,281 --> 00:13:34,051
Being kind in a sustained,
meaningful way?

307
00:13:34,118 --> 00:13:35,752
No.

308
00:13:35,820 --> 00:13:37,488
Oh, I get it.

309
00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:39,756
You're trying to get me
to prove you wrong,

310
00:13:39,824 --> 00:13:41,525
then I'm gonna be
nice to all my patients

311
00:13:41,593 --> 00:13:43,026
all through
the holiday season,

312
00:13:43,094 --> 00:13:45,195
and then Mr. Potter won't
steal Tiny Tim's porridge.

313
00:13:45,263 --> 00:13:46,797
I'm totally on it.

314
00:13:46,865 --> 00:13:49,900
Yeah, that actually
is what I'm trying to do.

315
00:13:49,968 --> 00:13:51,869
And the pathetic part is,

316
00:13:51,936 --> 00:13:53,403
it's not gonna work.

317
00:13:54,973 --> 00:13:56,073
You're right.

318
00:13:57,842 --> 00:13:59,776
I gotta stop
being such a jerk.

319
00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:04,448
Oops.

320
00:14:04,516 --> 00:14:06,550
Just kind of
undercut myself, there.

321
00:14:10,188 --> 00:14:11,822
Across the country.
Be paying attention.

322
00:14:11,890 --> 00:14:13,690
Well, people should pay attention

323
00:14:13,758 --> 00:14:15,759
because they could
expect up to 23...

324
00:14:20,331 --> 00:14:21,632
Janice?

325
00:14:21,699 --> 00:14:23,267
I'm Remy.

326
00:14:23,334 --> 00:14:25,435
I'm—
yeah, I remember you.

327
00:14:28,439 --> 00:14:30,674
I heard you
left the trial.

328
00:14:30,742 --> 00:14:31,909
Yeah.

329
00:14:31,976 --> 00:14:34,511
If there's some way
I could help—

330
00:14:34,579 --> 00:14:37,247
Um, it—

331
00:14:37,315 --> 00:14:38,749
it was that doctor.

332
00:14:38,817 --> 00:14:40,083
He—the one that
was runnin' the tests.

333
00:14:40,151 --> 00:14:41,351
Dr. Foreman.

334
00:14:41,419 --> 00:14:43,020
Yeah.

335
00:14:43,087 --> 00:14:45,222
He's a great neurologist.
He's a great guy.

336
00:14:45,290 --> 00:14:47,357
You—you like him?

337
00:14:47,425 --> 00:14:49,593
Why don't you?

338
00:14:49,661 --> 00:14:50,961
I told him

339
00:14:51,029 --> 00:14:53,397
that those injections
were making me sick

340
00:14:53,465 --> 00:14:54,765
in my stomach,

341
00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:58,035
and he just
gave me antacid.

342
00:14:58,102 --> 00:14:59,803
We were warned that
nausea's a side effect,

343
00:14:59,871 --> 00:15:03,006
and giving you antacids
is all he really could do.

344
00:15:03,074 --> 00:15:05,242
No, he told me,

345
00:15:05,310 --> 00:15:06,510
"get over it."

346
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,014
With or without
the use of drugs,

347
00:15:11,082 --> 00:15:15,219
I don't have a long time.

348
00:15:18,223 --> 00:15:20,791
I'm not gonna spend it
bein' his guinea pig.

349
00:15:25,597 --> 00:15:27,264
House.

350
00:15:27,332 --> 00:15:28,966
It's tuberculosis.

351
00:15:29,033 --> 00:15:31,235
You got that
from an anal swab?

352
00:15:31,302 --> 00:15:32,636
Man, you're good.

353
00:15:32,704 --> 00:15:33,904
There was
a more subtle clue.

354
00:15:33,972 --> 00:15:35,305
Homeless guy,

355
00:15:35,373 --> 00:15:38,041
uncontrollably
hacking up blood.

356
00:15:38,109 --> 00:15:40,110
Cough's lasted two months,
he was cachectic.

357
00:15:40,178 --> 00:15:42,112
Unless you can
tie him to the patient—

358
00:15:42,180 --> 00:15:44,481
Yes, again, if only
there was some subtle clue,

359
00:15:44,549 --> 00:15:45,949
like the fact that he
was standing next to her

360
00:15:46,017 --> 00:15:47,518
in the soup line
for a week.

361
00:15:47,585 --> 00:15:49,586
I hate spunk.

362
00:15:49,654 --> 00:15:50,888
T.B. can cause
liver failure,

363
00:15:50,955 --> 00:15:53,724
lung symptoms—
fits.

364
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:55,559
Start her on
the standard regimen.

365
00:15:55,627 --> 00:15:57,094
Uh—you don't have
clinic duty today.

366
00:15:57,162 --> 00:16:00,164
Who says it's a duty?

367
00:16:01,933 --> 00:16:03,934
Hi. I'm Greg.

368
00:16:04,002 --> 00:16:05,335
Hi, I'm Whitney.

369
00:16:05,403 --> 00:16:07,271
Hi, Whitney.
How can I help you?

370
00:16:07,338 --> 00:16:08,639
I have a—

371
00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,808
a terrible headache.

372
00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:12,242
Oh, sorry
to hear that.

373
00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:14,211
I'll get you fixed up.

374
00:16:14,279 --> 00:16:15,813
Is there anything else
you need?

375
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,548
Bottle of water?

376
00:16:17,615 --> 00:16:19,249
Coffee?
Mint tea?

377
00:16:19,317 --> 00:16:20,684
No, but that's so nice.

378
00:16:20,752 --> 00:16:22,085
Usually the clinic doctors
are kind of rushed.

379
00:16:22,153 --> 00:16:24,788
If you can't be nice,

380
00:16:24,856 --> 00:16:26,356
why be a doctor?

381
00:16:28,593 --> 00:16:30,727
So where do you
feel the pain?

382
00:16:30,795 --> 00:16:32,329
In the back
of my head here.

383
00:16:32,397 --> 00:16:33,597
Uh-huh.
That's beccaria's sign.

384
00:16:33,665 --> 00:16:35,032
That'll be gone by
your third trimester.

385
00:16:35,099 --> 00:16:37,267
Oh, I'm not in school.

386
00:16:38,970 --> 00:16:40,871
Neither is your fetus.

387
00:16:42,607 --> 00:16:44,174
Oh, God.

388
00:16:44,242 --> 00:16:45,576
You didn't know
you were pregnant?

389
00:16:45,643 --> 00:16:47,845
How do—you know that
just from the headache?

390
00:16:50,215 --> 00:16:51,482
How do I know?

391
00:16:51,549 --> 00:16:53,550
I missed my period,

392
00:16:53,618 --> 00:16:55,219
I got fat,
threw up,

393
00:16:55,286 --> 00:16:56,987
oh, no, wait—
that's how you know.

394
00:16:57,055 --> 00:16:58,388
What?

395
00:16:58,456 --> 00:17:00,224
I know because
of the tight shirt

396
00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:01,959
stretched over
the swollen boobs,

397
00:17:02,026 --> 00:17:03,794
the salt craving you've
imported into the clinic,

398
00:17:03,862 --> 00:17:06,063
the motion sickness patch
that doesn't do anything

399
00:17:06,131 --> 00:17:08,165
for the kind of sickness
that you feel in the morning.

400
00:17:08,233 --> 00:17:09,733
Yeah, I'm a virgin.

401
00:17:09,801 --> 00:17:12,069
So is my fiancé.

402
00:17:12,137 --> 00:17:14,805
I believe him.

403
00:17:14,873 --> 00:17:16,640
Aren't there other ways
I could get pregnant,

404
00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:19,109
like... sitting
on a toilet seat?

405
00:17:19,177 --> 00:17:21,078
Absolutely—there
would need to be a guy

406
00:17:21,146 --> 00:17:22,646
sitting between
you and the toilet seat,

407
00:17:22,714 --> 00:17:23,881
but yes, absolutely.

408
00:17:25,817 --> 00:17:27,084
I was doing so well.

409
00:17:33,158 --> 00:17:34,158
Natalie?

410
00:17:35,927 --> 00:17:37,461
Oh, God. Natalie.

411
00:17:37,529 --> 00:17:39,763
She's having a seizure.
Put her on her side.

412
00:17:39,831 --> 00:17:41,698
Nurse!
- Is this from the T.B.?

413
00:17:41,766 --> 00:17:43,066
Not with
the supple neck.

414
00:17:43,134 --> 00:17:44,334
I don't know
what this is.

415
00:17:44,402 --> 00:17:46,203
Four milligrams
lorazepam.

416
00:17:51,229 --> 00:17:52,997
Liver, lungs, and now brain...

417
00:17:53,064 --> 00:17:56,367
which has mysteriously
reappeared.

418
00:17:58,103 --> 00:18:00,437
Speaking of mysteriously
reappeared.

419
00:18:00,505 --> 00:18:02,439
Her A.L.T.
is 20 times normal.

420
00:18:02,507 --> 00:18:04,742
Transaminases
and P.T.'s way up.

421
00:18:04,809 --> 00:18:06,176
She's gonna lose
her liver.

422
00:18:06,244 --> 00:18:07,378
We gotta get her
on the transplant list.

423
00:18:07,445 --> 00:18:09,213
You keep showing up.

424
00:18:09,281 --> 00:18:10,814
You also keep leaving.

425
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,783
It's possible that you
have the hots for me,

426
00:18:12,851 --> 00:18:14,785
but really,
really hate this kid.

427
00:18:14,853 --> 00:18:16,220
It's also
remotely possible

428
00:18:16,288 --> 00:18:18,155
that I have that reversed.

429
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,391
She's a nice kid.
I wanna make sure she's okay.

430
00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:22,259
Hepatic fibrosis?

431
00:18:22,327 --> 00:18:24,061
Normal complement level,
normal-sized liver.

432
00:18:24,129 --> 00:18:24,962
She remind you of...

433
00:18:25,030 --> 00:18:26,463
You?

434
00:18:26,531 --> 00:18:27,831
Nah, you weren't a loser
in high school.

435
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,600
You had every Tom,
Dick, and Hershel

436
00:18:29,668 --> 00:18:31,435
wet-dreaming about you.

437
00:18:31,503 --> 00:18:34,171
But she could
be making you

438
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:36,140
think of another helpless,
chubby little girl

439
00:18:36,207 --> 00:18:38,242
you recently met.

440
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:39,410
You are not
really making this

441
00:18:39,477 --> 00:18:40,711
about the baby
I tried to adopt.

442
00:18:40,779 --> 00:18:42,313
It's been a few weeks.

443
00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:43,881
Just enough time

444
00:18:43,949 --> 00:18:45,182
to get over hurt feelings.

445
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,251
Natalie's 16.

446
00:18:47,319 --> 00:18:49,687
I think you're confusing
being maternal

447
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,655
with being human.

448
00:18:51,723 --> 00:18:53,524
If we hadn't
ruled out the mushrooms—

449
00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:55,426
Maybe we shouldn't have.

450
00:18:55,493 --> 00:18:56,260
Forget toxic—

451
00:18:56,328 --> 00:18:57,561
think allergic.

452
00:18:57,629 --> 00:18:58,929
Severe mold allergy

453
00:18:58,997 --> 00:19:00,331
could cause,
uh, liver failure,

454
00:19:00,398 --> 00:19:01,432
respiratory arrest,
and encephalopathy.

455
00:19:01,499 --> 00:19:03,234
She ate the 'shrooms
days ago.

456
00:19:03,301 --> 00:19:05,035
There's no way
she'd still be sick.

457
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:07,771
Unless it also gave her
a fungal infection.

458
00:19:07,839 --> 00:19:09,773
Give her a prick test in antifungals.

459
00:19:17,249 --> 00:19:18,682
Hey.

460
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,351
Thank you
for the gift.

461
00:19:20,418 --> 00:19:22,019
I really appreciate it.

462
00:19:22,087 --> 00:19:24,021
I spoke to Janice.

463
00:19:24,089 --> 00:19:25,389
She okay?

464
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:26,724
Yeah.

465
00:19:28,493 --> 00:19:29,960
Her nausea—

466
00:19:30,028 --> 00:19:31,228
she said you
told her to, like,

467
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:32,429
get over it?

468
00:19:32,497 --> 00:19:34,331
And?

469
00:19:34,399 --> 00:19:36,667
Nausea isn't something

470
00:19:36,735 --> 00:19:38,802
you can overcome
with sheer willpower.

471
00:19:38,870 --> 00:19:40,905
Which is why I didn't
prescribe willpower.

472
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:42,273
I prescribed antacids.

473
00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:43,507
If she
can't handle that,

474
00:19:43,575 --> 00:19:44,742
she'd have to leave
the trial anyway.

475
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:47,645
Just call her,
say you're sorry.

476
00:19:47,712 --> 00:19:48,946
She'll come back.

477
00:19:49,014 --> 00:19:51,215
No.

478
00:19:51,283 --> 00:19:52,750
God, you're acting
like House now.

479
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,119
No, I'm not acting
like House,

480
00:19:55,186 --> 00:19:57,021
Which is exactly why
I don't need to apologize.

481
00:19:57,088 --> 00:19:58,355
I'm not being cruel.
I'm not being manipulative.

482
00:19:58,423 --> 00:20:00,090
You said
the same thing to me

483
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:01,325
when I told you
I was having a hard time.

484
00:20:01,393 --> 00:20:03,027
And it worked.

485
00:20:03,094 --> 00:20:05,729
She's a 40-year-old woman
who's falling apart

486
00:20:05,797 --> 00:20:07,264
physically
and emotionally.

487
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:08,599
She's dying.

488
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:11,502
Look, I know seeing

489
00:20:11,570 --> 00:20:13,370
the ghost of your
Christmas future is tough.

490
00:20:13,438 --> 00:20:15,205
But the only way
I can help her

491
00:20:15,273 --> 00:20:16,774
is to make sure
she follows her regimen,

492
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:17,908
not by becoming
her life coach.

493
00:20:19,911 --> 00:20:21,879
You're not acting
like House.

494
00:20:21,947 --> 00:20:23,781
You are like him.

495
00:20:29,421 --> 00:20:30,688
Dr. House?

496
00:20:30,755 --> 00:20:33,023
This is my fiancé Geoff.

497
00:20:34,726 --> 00:20:36,493
She says you told her
you can get pregnant

498
00:20:36,561 --> 00:20:37,761
from sitting
on a toilet seat.

499
00:20:39,798 --> 00:20:41,599
I said those words,

500
00:20:41,666 --> 00:20:43,300
but with a particular
inflection.

501
00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:45,536
I knew it was untrue.

502
00:20:45,604 --> 00:20:46,704
Well, is there
any other way?

503
00:20:46,771 --> 00:20:48,038
Isn't it possible?

504
00:20:48,106 --> 00:20:50,708
There was
a reported case

505
00:20:50,775 --> 00:20:52,176
of a civil war soldier

506
00:20:52,244 --> 00:20:54,078
who was shot
in the testicles,

507
00:20:54,145 --> 00:20:58,649
and the musket ball
carried the non-musket ball

508
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,017
into the uterus

509
00:21:00,085 --> 00:21:01,552
of a woman working
in a neighboring field.

510
00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:03,220
Nine months later,
a miracle child was born.

511
00:21:05,357 --> 00:21:06,390
Also, maybe she
cheated on you.

512
00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:08,425
We made a promise.

513
00:21:08,493 --> 00:21:10,961
We d—we do
other stuff in bed.

514
00:21:11,029 --> 00:21:12,296
Couldn't
some of his sperm

515
00:21:12,364 --> 00:21:13,731
have made it
up there somehow?

516
00:21:13,798 --> 00:21:15,666
More likely,
it came from the guy

517
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:17,301
whose penis
made it up there somehow.

518
00:21:17,369 --> 00:21:18,802
But...

519
00:21:18,870 --> 00:21:20,471
sure, anything's possible.

520
00:21:20,538 --> 00:21:22,172
I want a paternity test.

521
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,540
Tell him that amnios

522
00:21:23,608 --> 00:21:24,875
are dangerous this early on
in the pregnancy.

523
00:21:24,943 --> 00:21:26,176
Are they?
- Well, who cares?

524
00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:27,711
He doesn't know.

525
00:21:27,779 --> 00:21:30,848
Well, we'll—we'll
do the paternity test.

526
00:21:37,355 --> 00:21:39,490
No reaction.
- That's bad?

527
00:21:39,558 --> 00:21:41,125
If you had
a mold allergy,

528
00:21:41,192 --> 00:21:42,493
it would explain
your symptoms.

529
00:21:42,561 --> 00:21:44,562
We'll find out what's wrong,
don't worry.

530
00:21:44,629 --> 00:21:47,164
And, uh,
I know some things

531
00:21:47,232 --> 00:21:48,666
are hard to talk about
with your parents around,

532
00:21:48,733 --> 00:21:49,967
but kids
can be really mean.

533
00:21:50,035 --> 00:21:50,868
There are people
you can talk to—

534
00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:51,969
programs—

535
00:21:52,037 --> 00:21:53,037
I'll—I'll be okay.

536
00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:55,372
You're in good spirits.

537
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,640
You feeling better?

538
00:21:56,708 --> 00:21:58,242
No.

539
00:22:00,211 --> 00:22:01,545
I was just
doing my homework.

540
00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:03,380
I'm such a dork,
I guess that cheers me up.

541
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:04,748
Parents brought it?

542
00:22:04,816 --> 00:22:06,517
No, Simon did.

543
00:22:06,585 --> 00:22:08,385
The jocky kid
in your class?

544
00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,921
Yeah. He just left.

545
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,994
Security.

546
00:22:17,062 --> 00:22:18,896
I was just bringing her
her homework.

547
00:22:18,964 --> 00:22:20,297
You helped bully
this little girl

548
00:22:20,365 --> 00:22:22,066
and completely refuse
to accept responsibility.

549
00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:23,968
No way you came here
out of compassion.

550
00:22:24,035 --> 00:22:25,202
That only leaves guilt.
What'd you do to her?

551
00:22:25,270 --> 00:22:26,837
Nothing.
- Stop lying.

552
00:22:26,905 --> 00:22:28,172
Or I'll take the drugs
I found in your locker

553
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,807
down to the cops,
you slimy little jerk.

554
00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:34,645
This kid didn't do
anything to you.

555
00:22:34,713 --> 00:22:36,580
This isn't about me.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it.

556
00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:38,315
You were bullied yourself
when you were in school.

557
00:22:38,383 --> 00:22:39,617
Take it easy.

558
00:22:39,684 --> 00:22:41,018
I wasn't bullied.

559
00:22:41,086 --> 00:22:42,152
Right—
the Indian foster kid

560
00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:43,287
whose parents were shot
in front of him.

561
00:22:43,355 --> 00:22:45,856
You were clearly
Homecoming King.

562
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,527
Let's try this again.
Just tell me—

563
00:22:50,595 --> 00:22:52,696
Honestly,
you don't understand.

564
00:22:55,734 --> 00:22:57,768
We used to be friends.

565
00:22:57,836 --> 00:23:00,037
And I'd be friends
with her now

566
00:23:00,105 --> 00:23:02,907
if, you know, people
wouldn't make fun of me.

567
00:23:02,974 --> 00:23:05,009
There's nothing you could
tell us that'll help?

568
00:23:05,076 --> 00:23:08,312
Did she mention
she used to drink a lot?

569
00:23:08,380 --> 00:23:09,413
No.

570
00:23:09,481 --> 00:23:10,581
How do you know that?

571
00:23:10,649 --> 00:23:13,317
Look, don't tell anyone,
all right?

572
00:23:13,385 --> 00:23:16,253
I had my brother's I.D.
and I kind of supplied people.

573
00:23:16,321 --> 00:23:17,688
I used to get her

574
00:23:17,756 --> 00:23:19,757
a few bottles of vodka
each week.

575
00:23:19,824 --> 00:23:20,858
Why'd you stop?

576
00:23:20,926 --> 00:23:22,293
She got her own I.D.

577
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:23,861
Said it was cheaper
buying it herself.

578
00:23:23,929 --> 00:23:25,296
You can go.

579
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,001
I think we got
our diagnosis.

580
00:23:31,069 --> 00:23:32,870
Our little girl's
a drunk.

581
00:23:37,897 --> 00:23:39,364
I don't drink.

582
00:23:39,432 --> 00:23:42,133
I did back then, but—

583
00:23:42,201 --> 00:23:43,668
you could die.

584
00:23:43,736 --> 00:23:45,804
We can't get you
on the transplant list

585
00:23:45,871 --> 00:23:47,672
until we know why
your liver is failing.

586
00:23:47,740 --> 00:23:51,076
Alcohol abuse
would explain that.

587
00:23:51,143 --> 00:23:52,677
The seizures could be
from withdrawal.

588
00:23:52,745 --> 00:23:54,813
I haven't drunk
in six months.

589
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,082
I didn't even drink
that much back then.

590
00:23:57,149 --> 00:23:59,751
A couple
of vodka bottles a week?

591
00:23:59,819 --> 00:24:01,986
I didn't open
half of them.

592
00:24:03,456 --> 00:24:05,090
I just bought them
because—

593
00:24:06,559 --> 00:24:07,792
you know, 'cause Simon
was selling them.

594
00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:10,128
We used to be friends.

595
00:24:10,196 --> 00:24:11,329
And that's, like,
the only way

596
00:24:11,397 --> 00:24:12,597
I could get him
to even talk to me.

597
00:24:12,665 --> 00:24:14,299
Then why did you
stop buying from him?

598
00:24:14,367 --> 00:24:15,400
He said
you got your own I.D.

599
00:24:17,036 --> 00:24:18,970
I don't know.

600
00:24:19,038 --> 00:24:20,305
See, that's
not a good answer.

601
00:24:20,373 --> 00:24:23,708
Remember when you asked me
if I had any kids?

602
00:24:23,776 --> 00:24:25,110
I don't.

603
00:24:25,177 --> 00:24:26,878
I don't know, maybe it
has nothing to do with it,

604
00:24:26,946 --> 00:24:28,480
but I was good at school,

605
00:24:28,547 --> 00:24:31,282
good at work,
lousy at life.

606
00:24:31,350 --> 00:24:33,385
I screwed up every
relationship I ever had.

607
00:24:33,452 --> 00:24:34,853
And I thought,
"why would I

608
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,422
want to bring a child
into this?"

609
00:24:37,490 --> 00:24:38,790
But then I got older.

610
00:24:38,858 --> 00:24:40,392
And...

611
00:24:44,163 --> 00:24:46,831
How you feel now
will pass.

612
00:24:46,899 --> 00:24:49,334
Don't let it screw up
your whole life.

613
00:24:51,337 --> 00:24:52,837
It's already screwed up.

614
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,509
My asthma.

615
00:24:57,576 --> 00:24:59,044
They said they'd fix it,

616
00:24:59,111 --> 00:25:00,845
but it didn't make
any difference at all.

617
00:25:00,913 --> 00:25:03,982
Well, sometimes
doctors make mistakes...

618
00:25:05,317 --> 00:25:07,018
Anna,
and then you have to try

619
00:25:07,086 --> 00:25:08,720
twice as hard to fix them.

620
00:25:08,788 --> 00:25:10,455
Are you using your inhaler?
- All the time.

621
00:25:10,523 --> 00:25:11,856
Go through one a week.

622
00:25:11,924 --> 00:25:14,959
You sure
you're using it right?

623
00:25:15,027 --> 00:25:16,261
Do I look like an idiot?

624
00:25:16,328 --> 00:25:17,796
No.

625
00:25:20,132 --> 00:25:21,766
Why don't you show me
how your inhaler works?

626
00:25:31,477 --> 00:25:32,811
Jerk.

627
00:25:35,948 --> 00:25:37,449
Uh, what was
that all about?

628
00:25:37,516 --> 00:25:39,451
Jamaican chicken recipes.

629
00:25:39,518 --> 00:25:41,920
The parents said
no to the benzos,

630
00:25:41,987 --> 00:25:43,588
but I still think Natalie's
not being honest with me.

631
00:25:43,656 --> 00:25:46,624
So she's willing to die
to cover up some boozing.

632
00:25:46,692 --> 00:25:48,193
She's very depressed.

633
00:25:48,260 --> 00:25:49,594
She feels
like she deserves

634
00:25:49,662 --> 00:25:50,862
what the other kids
are dishing out on her.

635
00:25:50,930 --> 00:25:52,397
I think she
either wants to die

636
00:25:52,465 --> 00:25:55,066
or she wants the attention
that dying gives her.

637
00:25:55,134 --> 00:25:58,203
I have no idea
why you care so much.

638
00:25:58,270 --> 00:25:59,938
Tell Kutner
to start her on benzos.

639
00:26:00,005 --> 00:26:01,606
House, the parents just—
- Uh-uh.

640
00:26:01,674 --> 00:26:03,208
Not the alcoholism.

641
00:26:03,275 --> 00:26:04,809
Seizures.
Totally different.

642
00:26:04,877 --> 00:26:07,245
Don't need
their approval for that.

643
00:26:12,385 --> 00:26:13,718
You sure
you want to know?

644
00:26:13,786 --> 00:26:15,320
If it makes it
any easier,

645
00:26:15,388 --> 00:26:16,421
I'm gonna
tell you anyway.

646
00:26:16,489 --> 00:26:18,256
We want to know.

647
00:26:24,296 --> 00:26:25,397
What does it say?

648
00:26:35,274 --> 00:26:36,508
Don't leave.

649
00:26:47,553 --> 00:26:48,787
You go home last night?

650
00:26:48,854 --> 00:26:50,355
I meant to.

651
00:26:50,423 --> 00:26:51,656
Started
reading this file,

652
00:26:51,724 --> 00:26:52,690
just couldn't
put it down.

653
00:26:52,758 --> 00:26:54,225
Let me ask you—

654
00:26:54,293 --> 00:26:55,393
That patient
that dropped out,

655
00:26:55,461 --> 00:26:56,628
the one I told you about—

656
00:26:56,696 --> 00:26:57,929
Yeah.

657
00:26:57,997 --> 00:26:59,030
You think I
should pursue it more?

658
00:26:59,098 --> 00:27:01,733
No, patients drop out.

659
00:27:01,801 --> 00:27:03,134
That's why we
start with hundreds.

660
00:27:03,202 --> 00:27:05,236
Well, I just thought if
there's an easy way to make

661
00:27:05,304 --> 00:27:07,072
the people who drop off
come back, then why not—

662
00:27:07,139 --> 00:27:08,473
They're not people.

663
00:27:08,541 --> 00:27:10,508
Really?

664
00:27:10,576 --> 00:27:11,843
I thought
the zombie trials

665
00:27:11,911 --> 00:27:13,111
were all completed
during phase two.

666
00:27:13,179 --> 00:27:14,746
You can't see
the patients as people.

667
00:27:14,814 --> 00:27:16,014
You can't even
see them as patients.

668
00:27:16,082 --> 00:27:17,048
They're numbers.

669
00:27:17,116 --> 00:27:19,050
Look...

670
00:27:19,118 --> 00:27:21,386
a friend of mine
has this disease.

671
00:27:21,454 --> 00:27:23,288
I don't wanna know.

672
00:27:23,355 --> 00:27:24,723
There's a reason
this is double-blind—

673
00:27:24,790 --> 00:27:27,192
Any personal stake
we have skews the studies.

674
00:27:27,259 --> 00:27:28,960
Science is not about
human relationships.

675
00:27:29,028 --> 00:27:30,295
It's about results.

676
00:27:30,363 --> 00:27:32,497
Now, you know that.
You work for House.

677
00:27:32,565 --> 00:27:34,366
Why do you think I
brought you on as my partner?

678
00:27:36,936 --> 00:27:39,204
Dr. Taub!

679
00:27:39,271 --> 00:27:40,772
She was talking to me
and then she just passed out.

680
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,541
Her heart's slowing down.
Can you fix it?

681
00:27:43,609 --> 00:27:45,443
Can you fix it?
- I'm trying.

682
00:27:45,511 --> 00:27:47,278
Pushing one amp atropine.

683
00:27:56,322 --> 00:27:57,622
We've been waiting here for six hours.

684
00:27:57,690 --> 00:27:59,591
Am I the father or not?

685
00:28:02,528 --> 00:28:03,762
No.

686
00:28:03,829 --> 00:28:05,130
But...

687
00:28:05,197 --> 00:28:08,166
She also didn't
cheat on you.

688
00:28:13,239 --> 00:28:14,773
Normally,

689
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,909
sperm meets egg,
D.N.A. meets D.N.A.,

690
00:28:17,977 --> 00:28:20,278
goes back to her place,
cells divide,

691
00:28:20,346 --> 00:28:23,114
nine months later,
joy is bundled.

692
00:28:23,182 --> 00:28:24,849
That's normally.

693
00:28:24,917 --> 00:28:26,184
Abnormally,

694
00:28:26,252 --> 00:28:27,886
An egg could have

695
00:28:27,953 --> 00:28:29,754
two naturally occurring
gene mutations

696
00:28:29,822 --> 00:28:31,689
that don't naturally
occur together.

697
00:28:33,893 --> 00:28:35,927
A spontaneous calcium spike

698
00:28:35,995 --> 00:28:37,095
could prep the egg
for fertilization

699
00:28:37,163 --> 00:28:38,596
without sperm,

700
00:28:38,664 --> 00:28:41,099
and a division mistake
could let the egg split up

701
00:28:41,167 --> 00:28:43,301
without ever needing
male D.N.A. at all.

702
00:28:43,369 --> 00:28:45,236
Parthenogenesis.

703
00:28:45,304 --> 00:28:47,238
A baby without a daddy.

704
00:28:47,306 --> 00:28:49,974
In humans, it's only
ever been theorized,

705
00:28:50,042 --> 00:28:51,376
but it was never proved.

706
00:28:51,444 --> 00:28:53,578
Until now.

707
00:28:55,648 --> 00:28:56,881
Mommy.

708
00:28:56,949 --> 00:28:58,116
Baby.

709
00:28:58,184 --> 00:29:01,386
Your daughter has
only maternal D.N.A.

710
00:29:01,454 --> 00:29:03,254
I personally
checked this five times.

711
00:29:03,322 --> 00:29:06,658
In seven months,
you will have...

712
00:29:09,095 --> 00:29:11,363
a virgin birth.

713
00:29:13,532 --> 00:29:15,200
Merry Christmas.

714
00:29:26,531 --> 00:29:29,066
Gotta tell you about
this clinic patient.

715
00:29:29,134 --> 00:29:31,001
Natalie's liver is
continuing to fail.

716
00:29:31,069 --> 00:29:32,303
And now bradycardia.

717
00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:34,405
Atropine isn't keeping
the heart rate up.

718
00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:35,706
We're gonna have to
put her on a pacemaker.

719
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,708
Alcohol withdrawal

720
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:40,011
would cause her heart
to race, not crawl.

721
00:29:40,078 --> 00:29:42,146
There's nothing structurally
wrong with her heart.

722
00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:44,682
E.K.G., echo, electrolyte
panel are all normal.

723
00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:46,150
Multiple
endocrine syndrome?

724
00:29:46,218 --> 00:29:48,619
Free T-4's normal.
Hypothalamic brain tumor?

725
00:29:48,687 --> 00:29:50,554
Didn't come up
on the C.T. scan.

726
00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:53,424
It's hitting
all her organs.

727
00:29:53,492 --> 00:29:55,092
Could be the blood.
What's her alk phos?

728
00:29:59,364 --> 00:30:00,464
300.

729
00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:04,101
It can't be leukemia.

730
00:30:09,074 --> 00:30:11,842
High alk phos could
also be from liver failure.

731
00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:13,644
She's a teenager—
means bone growth

732
00:30:13,712 --> 00:30:15,312
and destruction
could throw it off.

733
00:30:15,380 --> 00:30:17,014
Maybe, but it's higher
than you'd expect.

734
00:30:17,082 --> 00:30:20,451
Start her on chemo.

735
00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:22,820
We'll do a bone marrow
biopsy to confirm.

736
00:30:22,888 --> 00:30:25,022
Why are you ordering
tests instead of treatment?

737
00:30:25,090 --> 00:30:26,824
Her heart and liver
are about to give up.

738
00:30:26,892 --> 00:30:28,125
Do whatever you need to.

739
00:30:29,961 --> 00:30:31,462
Why are you
so attached to this girl?

740
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,367
It's your call.

741
00:30:38,870 --> 00:30:39,970
He doesn't want us
to treat her.

742
00:30:40,038 --> 00:30:42,406
If it's leukemia,

743
00:30:42,474 --> 00:30:44,075
even if we kill
every cancer cell,

744
00:30:44,142 --> 00:30:45,209
her heart and liver
are too far gone.

745
00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:46,410
A double transplant—

746
00:30:46,478 --> 00:30:48,179
With brain involvement?

747
00:30:48,246 --> 00:30:50,348
The committee
won't even open the file.

748
00:30:50,415 --> 00:30:53,017
There's no reason
to put a dying girl

749
00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:54,251
through
a painful treatment

750
00:30:54,319 --> 00:30:55,586
if it can't save her.

751
00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:00,391
He's being kind.

752
00:31:01,727 --> 00:31:02,860
I'll arrange a biopsy.

753
00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:14,205
Mrs. Burke?

754
00:31:16,641 --> 00:31:18,042
We are conducting
another trial

755
00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:19,677
in tandem with yours.

756
00:31:19,745 --> 00:31:21,912
Same drug, lower dose.

757
00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:24,081
The nausea will be less.

758
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,184
I did some checking.

759
00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:28,686
I can switch you.

760
00:31:30,489 --> 00:31:32,490
Here's the forms
if you want back in.

761
00:31:40,465 --> 00:31:43,034
What if we're wrong?

762
00:31:43,101 --> 00:31:45,369
Maybe we shouldn't
have overlooked autoimmunes.

763
00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:47,638
High sed rate—

764
00:31:47,706 --> 00:31:48,939
We went over this.

765
00:31:49,007 --> 00:31:50,474
Normal complement level.

766
00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:51,976
So it isn't
hepatic fibrosis.

767
00:31:52,044 --> 00:31:54,512
Could still be

768
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:56,414
Microangiopathic
vasculitis.

769
00:31:56,481 --> 00:31:58,949
With high-dose steroids,

770
00:31:59,017 --> 00:32:00,217
we might be
able to reverse—

771
00:32:00,285 --> 00:32:01,652
You run a hospital

772
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,220
That treats thousands
of patients every day.

773
00:32:03,288 --> 00:32:04,488
Some of them die.

774
00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:06,057
Every day.

775
00:32:06,124 --> 00:32:07,291
If you're gonna
get this worked up

776
00:32:07,359 --> 00:32:08,959
over every one of them—

777
00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:11,162
Yes!

778
00:32:15,734 --> 00:32:17,134
B.R.B.

779
00:32:17,202 --> 00:32:18,235
What is it?

780
00:32:18,303 --> 00:32:20,304
Thank you from a patient.

781
00:32:20,372 --> 00:32:21,706
For you?

782
00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:23,307
I saved her marriage

783
00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:24,742
by showing
that her pregnancy

784
00:32:24,810 --> 00:32:26,610
was the result
of parthenogenesis.

785
00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:28,746
Human parthenogenesis?

786
00:32:28,814 --> 00:32:30,481
You proved—
- Yep.

787
00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:31,816
It's unbelievable.

788
00:32:31,883 --> 00:32:33,484
But I personally
checked it five times.

789
00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:34,985
How did you
check it five times?

790
00:32:35,053 --> 00:32:36,320
The cycler's broken,

791
00:32:36,388 --> 00:32:37,555
you would have
had to send it out.

792
00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:38,823
It would have taken—
- Oh, yeah.

793
00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:40,091
That does sound impossible,

794
00:32:40,158 --> 00:32:41,692
now that I think of it.

795
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:42,960
I guess
the better explanation

796
00:32:43,028 --> 00:32:45,162
is that the paternity test
showed she cheated

797
00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:47,431
so I faked the whole
parthenogenesis thingy.

798
00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:48,933
What?

799
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,202
Why?

800
00:32:51,269 --> 00:32:52,703
I win.

801
00:32:54,906 --> 00:32:57,241
You faked
a scientific miracle

802
00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:58,542
just to win
a bet with Wilson?

803
00:32:58,610 --> 00:32:59,877
Mmm, more an argument.

804
00:32:59,945 --> 00:33:01,812
I realize it
would have been simpler

805
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,447
to just fake
the paternity test,

806
00:33:03,515 --> 00:33:05,249
but hey—Christmas
spirit and all that.

807
00:33:07,252 --> 00:33:09,286
I think you're confusing
nice and evil again.

808
00:33:09,354 --> 00:33:11,222
Letting a woman
deceive her husband

809
00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:14,725
by inventing a virgin birth
just so you can—

810
00:33:14,793 --> 00:33:16,527
And it obviously
would have been more fitting

811
00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:17,962
if the baby had
been born on Christmas,

812
00:33:18,030 --> 00:33:19,930
not just invented then.

813
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,665
It's not leukemia.

814
00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:25,036
Seizures,
liver failure—

815
00:33:27,139 --> 00:33:28,839
It's eclampsia.

816
00:33:31,276 --> 00:33:34,245
This means we don't
have one dead patient.

817
00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:37,281
We have two.

818
00:33:46,935 --> 00:33:49,336
Um...

819
00:33:49,404 --> 00:33:51,838
You have a disease
called eclampsia.

820
00:33:51,906 --> 00:33:55,142
It causes liver failure,
pulmonary edema,

821
00:33:55,210 --> 00:33:56,910
and seizures.

822
00:33:56,978 --> 00:33:59,313
It's also associated
with cardiomyopathy.

823
00:33:59,380 --> 00:34:00,948
That's a pregnancy disease.

824
00:34:01,015 --> 00:34:02,883
You tested her
when she came in.

825
00:34:02,951 --> 00:34:05,786
Uh, you can get eclampsia

826
00:34:05,854 --> 00:34:07,054
up to a month
after giving birth.

827
00:34:07,121 --> 00:34:09,723
That's ridiculous.

828
00:34:09,791 --> 00:34:11,758
How could she hide a pregnancy?
- Loose clothes.

829
00:34:11,826 --> 00:34:13,160
She's heavy
to begin with.

830
00:34:13,228 --> 00:34:14,361
It was probably premature.

831
00:34:14,429 --> 00:34:15,762
If it was
three weeks ago,

832
00:34:15,830 --> 00:34:17,464
They could have missed it
on a physical exam.

833
00:34:17,532 --> 00:34:18,932
The baby's why

834
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,167
you quit drinking,
isn't it?

835
00:34:22,570 --> 00:34:23,971
Why you asked me
if I had kids.

836
00:34:25,373 --> 00:34:26,940
Why you feel guilty.

837
00:34:31,713 --> 00:34:33,647
I'm sorry.

838
00:34:33,715 --> 00:34:36,383
Oh—
who did this to you?

839
00:34:36,451 --> 00:34:38,118
Simon.

840
00:34:39,921 --> 00:34:41,588
It wasn't bad.

841
00:34:41,656 --> 00:34:43,257
We were like boyfriend/
girlfriend for a while,

842
00:34:43,324 --> 00:34:45,526
We just
didn't tell anyone.

843
00:34:47,829 --> 00:34:49,096
He doesn't
even know about—

844
00:34:51,199 --> 00:34:53,433
What happened
to the baby?

845
00:34:53,501 --> 00:34:54,735
I was gonna give it away.

846
00:34:57,705 --> 00:34:59,973
If they found out
at school—

847
00:35:00,041 --> 00:35:01,909
I was at
the soup kitchen

848
00:35:01,976 --> 00:35:03,343
And she started coming.

849
00:35:03,411 --> 00:35:05,846
There was this empty house
down the street,

850
00:35:05,914 --> 00:35:08,448
But then
she wasn't breathing.

851
00:35:10,785 --> 00:35:14,588
I tried so hard,
but I couldn't do anything.

852
00:35:14,656 --> 00:35:15,923
I'm... so sorry.

853
00:35:19,027 --> 00:35:21,128
If I had her
in a hospital,

854
00:35:21,196 --> 00:35:22,996
maybe she'd be alive.

855
00:35:23,064 --> 00:35:24,865
Can you cure this?

856
00:35:24,933 --> 00:35:29,069
The damage to the heart
and liver are permanent.

857
00:35:30,438 --> 00:35:31,838
I'm gonna die?

858
00:35:39,747 --> 00:35:41,181
I'm sorry.

859
00:35:45,854 --> 00:35:47,321
I didn't even bury her.

860
00:35:49,157 --> 00:35:51,191
I just
put my coat over her.

861
00:36:49,717 --> 00:36:51,118
Get out of my house.

862
00:36:52,554 --> 00:36:54,588
I'm a doctor.

863
00:36:54,656 --> 00:36:56,390
I don't care
who you are.

864
00:36:56,457 --> 00:36:58,125
Did you, uh...

865
00:36:58,193 --> 00:36:59,493
Find the body
of a baby?

866
00:36:59,561 --> 00:37:00,794
I said get out.

867
00:37:03,498 --> 00:37:05,232
Michael?

868
00:37:07,168 --> 00:37:08,969
Who are you?

869
00:37:13,775 --> 00:37:15,676
That's not your baby.

870
00:37:15,743 --> 00:37:17,077
You're tiny.

871
00:37:17,145 --> 00:37:19,580
There's no way you gave
birth three weeks ago.

872
00:37:19,647 --> 00:37:21,348
She's my sister's.

873
00:37:21,416 --> 00:37:22,449
That baby is sick.

874
00:37:22,517 --> 00:37:23,717
She needs clean water.

875
00:37:23,785 --> 00:37:24,985
She needs real heat.

876
00:37:25,053 --> 00:37:28,055
She was probably born

877
00:37:28,122 --> 00:37:29,456
with a partially blocked
airway and—

878
00:37:29,524 --> 00:37:31,258
might even have brain damage.

879
00:37:31,326 --> 00:37:34,127
You can't take care of her
in a place like this.

880
00:37:34,195 --> 00:37:36,730
Shut up.

881
00:37:36,798 --> 00:37:38,332
I took care of her—

882
00:37:38,399 --> 00:37:39,533
I know.

883
00:37:41,035 --> 00:37:42,269
You found her.

884
00:37:42,337 --> 00:37:44,671
You saved her life.

885
00:37:49,811 --> 00:37:52,346
Now you have
to let her go.

886
00:38:25,713 --> 00:38:27,047
Who is that?

887
00:38:27,115 --> 00:38:28,582
It's your daughter.

888
00:38:28,650 --> 00:38:29,783
She was alive.

889
00:38:31,553 --> 00:38:33,220
People found her
and took care of her.

890
00:38:54,075 --> 00:38:55,876
She's beautiful.

891
00:39:35,183 --> 00:39:36,383
Kutner.

892
00:39:36,451 --> 00:39:38,318
No transplant?

893
00:39:38,386 --> 00:39:40,787
We appealed.
Too sick.

894
00:39:40,855 --> 00:39:42,523
How much time
does she have left?

895
00:39:42,590 --> 00:39:43,824
A couple of days
at most.

896
00:39:43,892 --> 00:39:44,892
What about the baby?

897
00:39:44,959 --> 00:39:46,593
Seems healthy,

898
00:39:46,661 --> 00:39:47,861
But it's
too early to tell.

899
00:39:47,929 --> 00:39:49,129
She's in the hospital
for observation

900
00:39:49,197 --> 00:39:51,265
For a few days,
but after that—

901
00:39:51,332 --> 00:39:52,766
Best case, winds up
with her teenage father

902
00:39:52,834 --> 00:39:54,067
who just got voted

903
00:39:54,135 --> 00:39:56,403
captain of the varsity
bullying team.

904
00:39:56,471 --> 00:39:57,871
He's just a kid.

905
00:39:59,407 --> 00:40:00,974
You all right?

906
00:40:01,042 --> 00:40:02,876
I gotta go.

907
00:40:21,729 --> 00:40:23,363
Jonathan.

908
00:40:23,431 --> 00:40:24,765
Yeah?

909
00:40:24,832 --> 00:40:26,433
It—it's, uh...

910
00:40:26,501 --> 00:40:27,701
It's Lawrence Kutner.

911
00:40:27,769 --> 00:40:30,270
Wh-why are you here?

912
00:40:30,338 --> 00:40:33,307
I wanted to apologize.

913
00:40:33,374 --> 00:40:34,841
For all of
the horrible stuff

914
00:40:34,909 --> 00:40:37,277
I did to you
in high school.

915
00:40:37,345 --> 00:40:38,979
I'm sorry.

916
00:41:02,871 --> 00:41:05,339
What's gonna happen to her?

917
00:41:05,406 --> 00:41:06,807
I spoke to both sets
of grandparents.

918
00:41:08,309 --> 00:41:09,576
It's too painful.

919
00:41:09,644 --> 00:41:11,211
They're putting her
up for adoption.

920
00:41:14,782 --> 00:41:16,383
What are you gonna do?

921
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,888
I already spoke
to a lawyer.

922
00:41:23,691 --> 00:41:25,759
I become a foster parent

923
00:41:25,827 --> 00:41:27,961
and then I adopt.

924
00:41:38,506 --> 00:41:41,475
Merry Christmas,
Cuddy.

925
00:41:41,543 --> 00:41:43,243
Hey.

926
00:41:46,181 --> 00:41:47,748
Hey.

927
00:42:09,504 --> 00:42:10,504
Where is everybody?

928
00:42:10,572 --> 00:42:12,105
Down at the party.

929
00:42:14,442 --> 00:42:16,577
I heard Janice is back
on the trial.

930
00:42:16,644 --> 00:42:18,745
My Christmas gift
to you.

931
00:42:20,548 --> 00:42:22,349
I was wrong.

932
00:42:22,417 --> 00:42:24,218
You're not House.

933
00:42:26,187 --> 00:42:29,156
Yeah, well, that's
my Christmas gift to myself.

934
00:42:37,031 --> 00:42:39,433
We should
go to the party.

935
00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:41,835
We should.

936
00:43:07,595 --> 00:43:10,163
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