1
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It's okay, Eileen.

2
00:00:15,053 --> 00:00:16,687
I got this.
- Are you sure?

3
00:00:16,754 --> 00:00:18,689
Yeah. You get home.
Thanks, Danny.

4
00:00:18,756 --> 00:00:20,991
See you in the morning.
- I'll be here.

5
00:00:43,815 --> 00:00:45,382
Food's gone, Daryl.
We're closed.

6
00:00:45,450 --> 00:00:47,217
You wouldn't happen to have an
extra coat in there, would you?

7
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You're wearing a coat.

8
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A winter coat, man.
It's cold.

9
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Come on.

10
00:01:01,666 --> 00:01:02,799
Here.

11
00:01:05,670 --> 00:01:07,004
Rangers?

12
00:01:07,071 --> 00:01:08,817
You expect me to
wear this in Jersey?

13
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Come on, man,
where's your sense of humor?

14
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Good night, Daryl.

15
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Go away.

16
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That's not funny, freak.

17
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No one is laughing,
Daniel.

18
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You doing
anything Friday?

19
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Taking a lovely young lady
to the philharmonic.

20
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That your way of saying
you're having sex with a hooker?

21
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Two. Can't create a harmonic
with just one.

22
00:03:21,906 --> 00:03:23,340
Well, I was hoping
you might available

23
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for Rachel's Simchat bat.
It's a...

24
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Jewish baby-naming
ceremony,

25
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a time-honored tradition dating
all the way back to the 1960s.

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My house at 7:00.

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It'll just be the Rabbi

28
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and a few friends
and some family.

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Nothing like welcoming a baby
into the world

30
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with a completely naked display
of hypocrisy.

31
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There'll be plenty
of wine

32
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and nice people
you can quietly mock.

33
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Wish I could, but I already
put down a deposit

34
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on 16 crates of jell-o.

35
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House...

36
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It's one evening.
I'd like you to be there.

37
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Religious hokum,
get sponge bath.

38
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Can I get back to you?

39
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Can I help you?

40
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Just browsing.

41
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Thanks.

42
00:04:15,927 --> 00:04:18,628
Happy to be
underachieving again?

43
00:04:18,696 --> 00:04:21,131
Running the E.R.
is slacker heaven.

44
00:04:21,199 --> 00:04:22,966
Looking for anything
in particular?

45
00:04:23,034 --> 00:04:25,268
Not anymore.
Where's this guy?

46
00:04:25,336 --> 00:04:26,470
Why?

47
00:04:26,537 --> 00:04:28,371
'Cause he's
my next patient.

48
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It'd be rude of me
not to introduce myself.

49
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He's a drunk priest
who hallucinated Jesus.

50
00:04:32,110 --> 00:04:34,578
Afraid you might have
missed something?

51
00:04:34,645 --> 00:04:35,846
Afraid you're
everyone's time?

52
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It's obviously either alcohol
or exhaustion.

53
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So you admit

54
00:04:39,751 --> 00:04:41,818
you have no idea which?

55
00:04:41,886 --> 00:04:45,055
I admit that I'm too busy to
care who you're screwing with.

56
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Don't thank me.

57
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Just knowing I can be
of assistance

58
00:04:51,062 --> 00:04:53,029
is thanks enough.

59
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You went out of your way
to pick him?

60
00:04:58,903 --> 00:05:00,303
This is nothing.

61
00:05:00,371 --> 00:05:01,938
There are no small cases.

62
00:05:02,006 --> 00:05:03,840
Any guesses
where this joke is going?

63
00:05:05,376 --> 00:05:06,676
Could be
psychomotor epilepsy...

64
00:05:06,744 --> 00:05:08,178
Could be alcohol.

65
00:05:08,246 --> 00:05:11,014
Shouldn't we let the E.R.
rule the obvious out—

66
00:05:11,082 --> 00:05:13,316
Could be atropine toxicity,
occipital lobe tumor.

67
00:05:13,384 --> 00:05:14,851
You know something about this
case you're not telling us?

68
00:05:14,919 --> 00:05:15,986
Why would you think that?

69
00:05:16,053 --> 00:05:17,587
'Cause you want to screw
with us.

70
00:05:17,655 --> 00:05:19,623
Or screw
with a hallucinating priest.

71
00:05:19,690 --> 00:05:20,991
Both are possible.

72
00:05:21,058 --> 00:05:22,392
There's only one way
to find out.

73
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Run an E.E.G.
for epilepsy.

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00:05:23,828 --> 00:05:25,362
C.T. his brain for tumors.

75
00:05:25,429 --> 00:05:26,930
And go check
his House of God

76
00:05:26,998 --> 00:05:29,299
for toxins.

77
00:05:29,367 --> 00:05:31,034
Fourteen, hold up.

78
00:05:34,071 --> 00:05:36,173
This department is broken,

79
00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:37,674
And I'm not gonna take
a real case

80
00:05:37,742 --> 00:05:39,910
until it's fixed.

81
00:05:39,977 --> 00:05:42,879
Job or relationship—
your choice.

82
00:05:44,415 --> 00:05:46,316
What?
- To put it in terms

83
00:05:46,384 --> 00:05:47,851
you might better understand,

84
00:05:47,919 --> 00:05:50,053
If you don't split,
you must quit.

85
00:05:50,121 --> 00:05:53,223
The drug trial is over.
I'm out, she's out.

86
00:05:53,291 --> 00:05:55,525
Don't care.
- We're adults. We can handle this.

87
00:05:55,593 --> 00:05:57,460
You just have to give us a chance.
- No, you're not.

88
00:05:57,528 --> 00:05:59,129
No, you can't.
And no, I don't.

89
00:05:59,197 --> 00:06:00,664
Mull it over.

90
00:06:00,731 --> 00:06:02,098
You got until the end
of this fake case

91
00:06:02,166 --> 00:06:03,867
to decide.

92
00:06:09,140 --> 00:06:11,107
I wasn't drunk.

93
00:06:11,175 --> 00:06:12,609
I had one or two drinks.

94
00:06:12,677 --> 00:06:14,845
People often underestimate
alcohol's effect on their—

95
00:06:14,912 --> 00:06:16,446
I was on my way to six.

96
00:06:16,514 --> 00:06:19,282
I know how alcohol affects me.
This wasn't the alcohol.

97
00:06:19,350 --> 00:06:20,717
You lived in Manhattan
for three years.

98
00:06:20,785 --> 00:06:22,886
Then a year in Oregon,

99
00:06:22,954 --> 00:06:24,754
18 months
in new Mexico,

100
00:06:24,822 --> 00:06:26,089
less than a year
in Wisconsin,

101
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and now you've been living
in Trenton

102
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for the last six months.

103
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Yep.

104
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The more we know about you,
the more likely

105
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it is we can help you.

106
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Mm, it's not
medically relevant, so—

107
00:06:37,468 --> 00:06:39,402
No way to know unless you went
to medical school.

108
00:06:43,808 --> 00:06:46,610
Four years ago, a teen
in a youth group at my church

109
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accused me of inappropriate contact.

110
00:06:48,980 --> 00:06:50,680
I was innocent,

111
00:06:50,748 --> 00:06:52,349
but the church decided
to transfer me.

112
00:06:52,416 --> 00:06:53,750
Said it would be easier
for all involved.

113
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When the parishioners

114
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at the new church
got wind

115
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of why I'd been transferred,
they were unhappy.

116
00:07:00,758 --> 00:07:03,493
I was sent off again and again,

117
00:07:03,561 --> 00:07:06,129
and how is any of that
medically relevant?

118
00:07:07,798 --> 00:07:09,266
So the kid lied?

119
00:07:09,333 --> 00:07:11,668
He was confused.

120
00:07:11,736 --> 00:07:14,304
Confused whether
you molested him or not?

121
00:07:14,372 --> 00:07:15,572
Okay, you wanted to know

122
00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,440
why I moved around so much
and I told you.

123
00:07:17,508 --> 00:07:18,875
How about telling me
why I was hallucinating?

124
00:07:18,943 --> 00:07:20,510
Syphilis

125
00:07:20,578 --> 00:07:22,045
could explain
the hallucination.

126
00:07:22,113 --> 00:07:24,214
I'm not sexually active.

127
00:07:24,282 --> 00:07:25,515
You don't have to admit

128
00:07:25,583 --> 00:07:26,917
you did anything with the kid.

129
00:07:26,984 --> 00:07:28,318
You weren't always a priest.

130
00:07:28,386 --> 00:07:29,753
I wanted to be since I was 12.

131
00:07:29,820 --> 00:07:32,355
I entered the seminary
when I was 17.

132
00:07:32,423 --> 00:07:34,190
Maybe it wasn't
a hallucination.

133
00:07:34,258 --> 00:07:35,558
Maybe it really was Jesus.

134
00:07:35,626 --> 00:07:37,460
I'm not insane.

135
00:07:37,528 --> 00:07:38,828
Seeing Jesus
makes you insane?

136
00:07:38,896 --> 00:07:40,664
A bit of an odd attitude
coming from a priest.

137
00:07:40,731 --> 00:07:42,265
Well, it's just a job now.

138
00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:45,302
The fairy tale
ended a long time ago.

139
00:07:47,738 --> 00:07:50,407
You're a wuss—
part wimp, part puss.

140
00:07:50,474 --> 00:07:52,976
I have no choice.
I'm part of the ceremony.

141
00:07:53,044 --> 00:07:55,245
I thought you were already
circumcised.

142
00:07:55,313 --> 00:07:57,981
It's one night for a friend.

143
00:07:58,049 --> 00:07:59,449
What about the friend
who has two tickets

144
00:07:59,517 --> 00:08:01,084
to see Brubeck at the blue note?

145
00:08:01,152 --> 00:08:02,519
I thought you had an orgy planned.

146
00:08:02,586 --> 00:08:03,753
I lied.

147
00:08:03,821 --> 00:08:05,322
Are you lying
about the Brubeck tickets?

148
00:08:05,389 --> 00:08:08,091
Yes, but only to save you
from yourself.

149
00:08:08,159 --> 00:08:11,361
I'll be fine and so will Cuddy
if you don't show up.

150
00:08:11,429 --> 00:08:14,297
I'm surprised she even invited you.

151
00:08:14,365 --> 00:08:18,001
It is oddly flattering.

152
00:08:18,069 --> 00:08:19,936
God, I'm so sick
of his stupid stunts.

153
00:08:20,004 --> 00:08:22,172
Everybody has to put up
with their boss's stupid stunts.

154
00:08:22,239 --> 00:08:23,673
No, they don't.

155
00:08:23,741 --> 00:08:25,542
There's H.R. there're Cuddy.
- There's other jobs.

156
00:08:25,609 --> 00:08:27,410
House doesn't listen to H.R.

157
00:08:27,478 --> 00:08:29,212
Cuddy will let him fire us
before she fires him,

158
00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:31,181
and I don't want another job.

159
00:08:31,248 --> 00:08:33,984
Why do you cling to him?
Why do you defend him?

160
00:08:34,051 --> 00:08:35,118
Just because I don't want
to be unemployed

161
00:08:35,186 --> 00:08:36,319
doesn't mean I'm codependent.

162
00:08:36,387 --> 00:08:37,354
I'm not saying
you're codependent.

163
00:08:37,421 --> 00:08:38,321
I'm saying you're scared.

164
00:08:44,562 --> 00:08:46,830
You know what?

165
00:08:46,897 --> 00:08:48,365
You're right.

166
00:08:48,432 --> 00:08:50,367
So you want to quit?

167
00:08:50,434 --> 00:08:54,204
No, I want to stop
a stupid stunt.

168
00:08:54,271 --> 00:08:56,439
House doesn't want
either one of us to quit.

169
00:08:56,507 --> 00:08:57,607
He wants this.

170
00:08:57,675 --> 00:08:59,409
He's got two lab rats in a maze

171
00:08:59,477 --> 00:09:01,177
and thrown in one piece of cheese.

172
00:09:05,383 --> 00:09:08,685
S—so what do we do?

173
00:09:08,753 --> 00:09:10,553
Nothing.

174
00:09:12,423 --> 00:09:13,590
Cool.

175
00:09:13,657 --> 00:09:15,025
It's cool he's a child molester?

176
00:09:15,092 --> 00:09:17,360
It's cool the priest
doesn't believe in God.

177
00:09:17,428 --> 00:09:19,763
It's cool that God did to him
what he did to the kid.

178
00:09:19,830 --> 00:09:21,464
Allegedly.

179
00:09:21,532 --> 00:09:23,733
You think he's innocent?
- He had honest eyes?

180
00:09:23,801 --> 00:09:25,101
And you think he's guilty,

181
00:09:25,169 --> 00:09:27,037
Which explains why you're dying
to discharge him.

182
00:09:27,104 --> 00:09:28,638
I'm dying to discharge him
because he's not sick,

183
00:09:28,706 --> 00:09:30,507
not because he's a pedophile.
- Allegedly.

184
00:09:30,574 --> 00:09:32,409
You actually believe
the kid got confused?

185
00:09:32,476 --> 00:09:35,478
If everybody lies,
that includes teenage boys.

186
00:09:35,546 --> 00:09:37,213
Aren't we lucky to have
such an interesting patient?

187
00:09:37,281 --> 00:09:39,716
Had—there's nothing wrong
with him.

188
00:09:39,784 --> 00:09:41,317
The world's most boring case

189
00:09:41,385 --> 00:09:42,552
just became a page turner.

190
00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:43,920
You want to tear out
the last chapter?

191
00:09:43,988 --> 00:09:45,055
You want to examine
his character,

192
00:09:45,122 --> 00:09:46,489
go to a soup kitchen.

193
00:09:46,557 --> 00:09:49,192
We are done testing him
for things he doesn't have.

194
00:09:50,428 --> 00:09:53,263
Bad news
for Foreman and Thirteen.

195
00:09:53,330 --> 00:09:55,131
Case is over.

196
00:09:55,199 --> 00:09:56,766
We're not splitting up.

197
00:09:56,834 --> 00:09:58,701
So which one of you

198
00:09:58,769 --> 00:10:00,703
is taking a hike?
- And neither of us is quitting.

199
00:10:00,771 --> 00:10:02,539
Interesting.

200
00:10:02,606 --> 00:10:05,909
You were fine
with Chase and Cameron dating.

201
00:10:05,976 --> 00:10:07,604
You obviously don't
actually have an issue—

202
00:10:07,605 --> 00:10:08,111
You're fired.

203
00:10:10,748 --> 00:10:11,848
How long are you
gonna keep this up?

204
00:10:11,916 --> 00:10:12,849
We know you're not—

205
00:10:12,917 --> 00:10:13,950
Wrong...

206
00:10:14,018 --> 00:10:15,118
Again.

207
00:10:15,186 --> 00:10:16,753
In fact,
in the last few weeks,

208
00:10:16,821 --> 00:10:18,922
it's hard to remember
a correct call you made.

209
00:10:18,989 --> 00:10:20,890
If Chase had compromised
his professional judgment

210
00:10:20,958 --> 00:10:23,426
to help Cameron,
I'd have fired his ass, too.

211
00:10:23,494 --> 00:10:25,228
When my mistake
blew up,

212
00:10:25,296 --> 00:10:27,030
you did everything to keep me
from contacting

213
00:10:27,098 --> 00:10:28,064
the drug company.

214
00:10:28,132 --> 00:10:30,100
To save your license,
not your job

215
00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:31,868
and definitely not your relationship.

216
00:10:33,437 --> 00:10:35,405
So, badge.

217
00:10:38,075 --> 00:10:39,242
Fine.

218
00:10:53,290 --> 00:10:56,159
Why don't you see
if you can find us a real case?

219
00:11:04,335 --> 00:11:05,635
How can you discharge me when
you have no idea what's wrong?

220
00:11:05,703 --> 00:11:06,803
We know what's wrong,

221
00:11:06,871 --> 00:11:08,705
and now that
you've slept it off...

222
00:11:08,772 --> 00:11:11,141
It's not just a hallucination.

223
00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:12,308
I feel nauseous.

224
00:11:12,376 --> 00:11:13,510
My foot feels numb

225
00:11:13,577 --> 00:11:14,878
like it's fallen asleep.

226
00:11:14,945 --> 00:11:16,212
You didn't mention that before.

227
00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:17,480
I didn't notice it before.

228
00:11:17,548 --> 00:11:18,648
Are you hiding from someone?

229
00:11:18,716 --> 00:11:20,483
Why are you so intent
on staying here?

230
00:11:20,551 --> 00:11:22,051
I don't feel well.

231
00:11:22,119 --> 00:11:23,620
I know there's
something wrong with me.

232
00:11:23,687 --> 00:11:25,155
Which foot?

233
00:11:25,222 --> 00:11:26,489
My left.

234
00:11:34,298 --> 00:11:35,465
Oh, God.

235
00:11:39,270 --> 00:11:40,270
What the hell is that?
What is that?

236
00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:45,475
Your toe just fell off.

237
00:11:49,060 --> 00:11:50,761
Must be my lucky day.

238
00:11:50,828 --> 00:11:53,563
New symptom means the old
symptom was a real symptom,

239
00:11:53,631 --> 00:11:56,400
and I get to keep
our pederast priest after all.

240
00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:58,001
Where are Foreman and Thirteen?

241
00:11:58,069 --> 00:11:59,202
They left.

242
00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:00,570
Leprosy can cause necrosis

243
00:12:00,638 --> 00:12:01,538
and hallucination.

244
00:12:01,606 --> 00:12:03,874
Why would they leave?

245
00:12:03,941 --> 00:12:05,275
Because Foreman
doesn't work here anymore,

246
00:12:05,343 --> 00:12:06,943
and Thirteen is mad

247
00:12:07,011 --> 00:12:08,345
that I fired him.

248
00:12:10,248 --> 00:12:11,882
Don't worry.
She'll be back.

249
00:12:11,949 --> 00:12:14,217
She'll be pissed off.
She'll want to take a stand.

250
00:12:14,285 --> 00:12:15,752
And then Foreman
will convince her

251
00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,721
that there's no reason both
of them should be out of a job.

252
00:12:17,789 --> 00:12:19,423
Leprosy's a bad fit.

253
00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:20,924
Why'd you fire Foreman?
- I gave him a choice—

254
00:12:20,992 --> 00:12:22,459
split or quit.

255
00:12:22,527 --> 00:12:24,294
He chose neither.

256
00:12:24,362 --> 00:12:25,662
What about ergotism?

257
00:12:25,730 --> 00:12:27,631
He's giving up his career
for her?

258
00:12:27,698 --> 00:12:29,399
He's giving up
this career for her.

259
00:12:29,467 --> 00:12:31,501
No, normal
white blood count.

260
00:12:31,569 --> 00:12:32,869
Carbon monoxide poisoning?

261
00:12:32,937 --> 00:12:34,237
They're good doctors.

262
00:12:34,305 --> 00:12:35,639
Separately, they're great doctors,

263
00:12:35,706 --> 00:12:36,673
better than you.

264
00:12:36,741 --> 00:12:38,141
Together,

265
00:12:38,209 --> 00:12:39,276
they're morons.

266
00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:40,811
Go check out the house

267
00:12:40,878 --> 00:12:42,379
that they would've checked
had this been a real case.

268
00:12:42,447 --> 00:12:43,680
And page Thirteen.

269
00:12:43,748 --> 00:12:44,915
Tell her to run the blood
for C-O.

270
00:12:44,982 --> 00:12:46,583
And get the priest
in a hyperbaric chamber

271
00:12:46,651 --> 00:12:49,052
before anything else
falls off.

272
00:12:51,622 --> 00:12:52,789
So what are we gonna do now?

273
00:12:52,857 --> 00:12:56,126
I get a letter
of recommendation from Cuddy

274
00:12:56,194 --> 00:12:57,761
and find a new job.

275
00:12:57,829 --> 00:12:59,162
Oh, that's it?
You're just gonna give up?

276
00:13:00,965 --> 00:13:01,998
House is right.

277
00:13:02,066 --> 00:13:03,767
Our relationship

278
00:13:03,835 --> 00:13:05,402
did affect my judgment.

279
00:13:05,470 --> 00:13:07,070
Then I should quit.

280
00:13:07,138 --> 00:13:08,538
It'll be easier for me

281
00:13:08,606 --> 00:13:09,806
to find another job.

282
00:13:09,874 --> 00:13:12,108
Not like this one.

283
00:13:12,176 --> 00:13:14,744
We should both quit.

284
00:13:14,812 --> 00:13:16,580
What's that gonna accomplish?

285
00:13:16,647 --> 00:13:18,882
Don't worry.

286
00:13:18,950 --> 00:13:20,817
I'll be fine.

287
00:13:23,187 --> 00:13:25,188
We'll be fine.

288
00:13:37,001 --> 00:13:38,802
Go ahead.

289
00:13:38,870 --> 00:13:40,270
I'll see you tonight?

290
00:13:40,338 --> 00:13:41,471
I'll be home early.

291
00:13:50,248 --> 00:13:51,815
You really think House
is done with Foreman?

292
00:13:51,883 --> 00:13:53,817
If you ask me, Foreman
should be done with Thirteen.

293
00:13:53,885 --> 00:13:55,085
He's not gonna get a better job,

294
00:13:55,152 --> 00:13:57,087
Which means
he'll end up resenting her

295
00:13:57,154 --> 00:13:59,890
for losing this one,
which she'll end up resenting.

296
00:13:59,957 --> 00:14:01,725
Or the hardship'll bring 'em
closer together.

297
00:14:01,792 --> 00:14:03,894
She'll invite friends over
for Foreman to share.

298
00:14:05,096 --> 00:14:06,463
No leaks in the heater.

299
00:14:06,531 --> 00:14:07,831
She's not a nympho.

300
00:14:07,899 --> 00:14:09,966
She's bisexual,
which, by the way,

301
00:14:10,034 --> 00:14:11,601
means she's accustomed to
partners who don't need a map

302
00:14:11,669 --> 00:14:12,936
to find the treasure.

303
00:14:13,004 --> 00:14:16,206
C-O poisoning might have come
from these cigarettes.

304
00:14:16,274 --> 00:14:18,341
Not unless he was smoking them
in a bell jar.

305
00:14:18,409 --> 00:14:19,976
And even if you know
where the treasure is,

306
00:14:20,044 --> 00:14:22,412
it can still be pretty hard
to dig it up without a shovel.

307
00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:23,813
You can buy a shovel.

308
00:14:34,191 --> 00:14:35,425
Let's see...

309
00:14:35,493 --> 00:14:37,127
how do I keep House

310
00:14:37,194 --> 00:14:40,463
from ruining my precious display
of religious hypocrisy?

311
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:43,633
I know, I'll pressure him
to attend,

312
00:14:43,701 --> 00:14:44,801
knowing that he'll never agree

313
00:14:44,869 --> 00:14:45,869
to anything
I actually want him to do.

314
00:14:45,937 --> 00:14:48,338
I didn't pressure you.
I invited you.

315
00:14:48,406 --> 00:14:49,839
And there's nothing hypocritical

316
00:14:49,907 --> 00:14:51,408
about recognizing your heritage.

317
00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:53,076
So you keeping Kosher now,

318
00:14:53,144 --> 00:14:54,711
Wearing four-cornered garments,

319
00:14:54,779 --> 00:14:57,547
Slaughtering heifers to the God Ra?

320
00:14:57,615 --> 00:14:59,783
Wait, is that one your people?

321
00:14:59,850 --> 00:15:01,985
Do it all, do nothing,
or option "c"--

322
00:15:02,053 --> 00:15:03,153
you're a liar and a hypocrite.

323
00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:06,089
House...

324
00:15:06,157 --> 00:15:08,525
for better or for worse,
you are a part of my life.

325
00:15:08,593 --> 00:15:09,859
It isn't a ploy.

326
00:15:09,927 --> 00:15:11,428
It's a sincere invitation.

327
00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:13,830
I honestly want you to come.

328
00:15:15,733 --> 00:15:17,734
Wouldn't miss it for the world.

329
00:15:21,272 --> 00:15:22,839
I'm glad.

330
00:15:25,610 --> 00:15:28,278
You idiot.

331
00:15:28,346 --> 00:15:29,446
I was free and clear.

332
00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:31,982
Now he's coming,
and it's your fault.

333
00:15:32,049 --> 00:15:34,017
Since when have
your failed attempts

334
00:15:34,085 --> 00:15:35,585
at communication through lies

335
00:15:35,653 --> 00:15:36,786
become my fault?

336
00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:39,089
Since you forgot
how to keep your mouth shut.

337
00:15:39,156 --> 00:15:40,890
You messed it up,

338
00:15:40,958 --> 00:15:42,826
and now you're gonna fix it.

339
00:15:42,893 --> 00:15:44,527
And you're gonna keep
my name out of it.

340
00:15:47,131 --> 00:15:49,432
How is he?

341
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,801
Stable. Necrosis doesn't look
to be spreading.

342
00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:53,570
I was talking about Foreman.

343
00:15:53,638 --> 00:15:54,871
Is he really gonna leave?

344
00:15:54,939 --> 00:15:56,673
That's usually what people do
when they get fired.

345
00:15:56,741 --> 00:15:57,841
Why are you biting my head off?

346
00:15:57,908 --> 00:15:59,275
I was just wondering
what he was gonna do.

347
00:15:59,343 --> 00:16:01,745
You're right. I'm sorry.
It's not your fault.

348
00:16:01,812 --> 00:16:02,979
It's not
House's fault either.

349
00:16:03,047 --> 00:16:04,381
He gave you guys a chance,
you blew it.

350
00:16:04,448 --> 00:16:06,049
Uh, he didn't give us a chance,
he gave us an ultimatum.

351
00:16:06,117 --> 00:16:08,852
I would've thought five years
here would buy a mistake or two.

352
00:16:10,221 --> 00:16:11,287
Help me!

353
00:16:14,825 --> 00:16:15,659
Help me!

354
00:16:19,363 --> 00:16:20,563
I can't breathe!

355
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:21,831
Feels like
something's on my chest!

356
00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:23,299
Looks like a heart attack.

357
00:16:32,243 --> 00:16:33,643
I assume you've heard.

358
00:16:36,414 --> 00:16:38,081
I can't override him.

359
00:16:38,149 --> 00:16:39,783
I'm not asking you
to override him.

360
00:16:39,850 --> 00:16:41,518
I'm asking for a letter
of recommendation.

361
00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:45,221
Eric,

362
00:16:45,289 --> 00:16:47,090
House should've fired you.

363
00:16:47,158 --> 00:16:49,092
You falsified medical records,

364
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:50,694
Put this hospital's reputation

365
00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:52,529
in jeopardy.

366
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:53,963
You're lucky
you still have a license.

367
00:16:54,031 --> 00:16:57,333
I can't get a decent position
at another hospital

368
00:16:57,401 --> 00:16:58,768
without a recommendation.

369
00:17:02,473 --> 00:17:04,774
I'm sorry.

370
00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:10,640
Chest pain wasn't angina.

371
00:17:10,707 --> 00:17:11,440
EKG ruled out heart attack.

372
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:12,842
So the good news is,

373
00:17:12,909 --> 00:17:14,310
he didn't have a heart attack.

374
00:17:14,378 --> 00:17:16,212
The bad news is,
I apparently fired the only guy

375
00:17:16,279 --> 00:17:17,780
who actually knows
what a heart attack looks like.

376
00:17:17,848 --> 00:17:20,049
So the man of God

377
00:17:20,117 --> 00:17:21,751
who doesn't believe in God
had a heart attack

378
00:17:21,818 --> 00:17:23,185
that isn't a heart attack.

379
00:17:23,253 --> 00:17:25,721
Do I know how to pick
awesome cases or what?

380
00:17:25,789 --> 00:17:27,423
Could be a clotting disorder.

381
00:17:27,491 --> 00:17:29,558
Three different symptoms,
three different clots?

382
00:17:29,626 --> 00:17:31,661
I know.
How cool is that?

383
00:17:31,728 --> 00:17:33,696
You two do an angio.

384
00:17:35,866 --> 00:17:37,133
You don't want to work,

385
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,501
so why don't you
just go get me

386
00:17:38,568 --> 00:17:39,935
A lottery ticket?

387
00:17:40,003 --> 00:17:42,004
The sicker he gets,
the luckier I feel.

388
00:17:42,072 --> 00:17:43,539
Where are you going?

389
00:17:43,607 --> 00:17:46,075
I've been wanting
to introduce myself.

390
00:17:52,949 --> 00:17:56,285
Are you really a virgin?

391
00:17:56,353 --> 00:17:58,888
You have to treat me.
You don't have to believe me.

392
00:17:58,955 --> 00:18:01,057
And before we treat you,
we have to diagnose you.

393
00:18:01,124 --> 00:18:01,991
Not knowing
whether we can believe you

394
00:18:02,059 --> 00:18:03,159
is making that difficult.

395
00:18:03,226 --> 00:18:05,828
Everything I've told you is true.

396
00:18:05,896 --> 00:18:07,029
You lost your faith
because a teenager

397
00:18:07,097 --> 00:18:09,432
got confused?

398
00:18:09,499 --> 00:18:12,101
And the church abandoned me,
and my God forsook me,

399
00:18:12,169 --> 00:18:13,536
and I couldn't come up
with a reason

400
00:18:13,603 --> 00:18:15,404
why God would do that.

401
00:18:15,472 --> 00:18:16,939
God gave the church
and the kid free will.

402
00:18:17,007 --> 00:18:19,542
Their exercise
of that free will hurt you.

403
00:18:19,609 --> 00:18:21,811
Means you're just a victim

404
00:18:21,878 --> 00:18:23,512
of God's gift to mankind.
- Oh, yeah.

405
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:24,747
God wants life to have meaning.

406
00:18:24,815 --> 00:18:26,348
Life's meaningless
without free will.

407
00:18:26,416 --> 00:18:29,185
With free will,
there's always suffering.

408
00:18:29,252 --> 00:18:30,319
So God wants suffering.

409
00:18:30,387 --> 00:18:31,721
I got tired of that argument

410
00:18:31,788 --> 00:18:33,422
before I even finished
saying it.

411
00:18:33,490 --> 00:18:35,958
And even
if I bought that,

412
00:18:36,026 --> 00:18:37,760
what the hell is God doing?

413
00:18:37,828 --> 00:18:39,662
Just the big stuff?

414
00:18:39,730 --> 00:18:41,430
The acts of God, the hurricanes,
the earthquakes,

415
00:18:41,498 --> 00:18:43,799
the random killings of millions
of innocent people.

416
00:18:43,867 --> 00:18:45,634
Then we better damn pray.

417
00:18:47,637 --> 00:18:49,872
God, I wish you weren't
a pedophile.

418
00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:51,941
Lungs are clean.

419
00:18:52,008 --> 00:18:53,509
No embolism.

420
00:18:53,577 --> 00:18:55,077
No pleurisy,
no pneumonia.

421
00:18:55,145 --> 00:18:56,579
I'm sorry.
This is gonna hurt.

422
00:18:56,646 --> 00:18:58,714
No, it's fine.

423
00:18:58,782 --> 00:19:00,583
No pain at all?

424
00:19:00,650 --> 00:19:02,718
No.
Why?

425
00:19:02,786 --> 00:19:05,755
Because there should be.

426
00:19:05,822 --> 00:19:07,223
You feel that?

427
00:19:07,290 --> 00:19:08,758
No.

428
00:19:08,825 --> 00:19:11,894
Regional anesthesia
is a new symptom.

429
00:19:11,962 --> 00:19:13,295
Not if the chest pain
is related to the numbness.

430
00:19:13,363 --> 00:19:15,131
It's not circulatory.

431
00:19:15,198 --> 00:19:16,932
It's neurological.
Run a nerve-conduction study.

432
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,467
And be careful.

433
00:19:18,535 --> 00:19:20,569
If you kill him, he'll be
dancing with the dark one.

434
00:19:23,106 --> 00:19:25,174
Why the hell are you going

435
00:19:25,242 --> 00:19:27,443
to Cuddy's baby naming?

436
00:19:27,511 --> 00:19:29,445
It's a religious ceremony.
It's boring.

437
00:19:29,513 --> 00:19:31,614
Why waste a good evening
that could be much better spent

438
00:19:31,681 --> 00:19:34,250
in a drunken stupor
feeling sorry for yourself?

439
00:19:34,317 --> 00:19:35,618
Okay.

440
00:19:35,685 --> 00:19:37,353
Okay?
Okay, you won't go?

441
00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:39,288
Okay, your obligation
to Cuddy is fulfilled.

442
00:19:39,356 --> 00:19:41,323
Why are you doing this?

443
00:19:41,391 --> 00:19:42,792
Why did Hillary conquer Everest?

444
00:19:42,859 --> 00:19:43,959
You always have a reason.

445
00:19:44,027 --> 00:19:45,594
It's usually a bad one,
but a reason.

446
00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:46,796
She's being childish.

447
00:19:46,863 --> 00:19:48,898
See, that's an example
from the bad category.

448
00:19:48,965 --> 00:19:49,965
Is it resentment?

449
00:19:50,033 --> 00:19:51,233
The stork brought home
a new baby,

450
00:19:51,301 --> 00:19:52,468
and you don't want
to share mommy?

451
00:19:52,536 --> 00:19:55,004
Or you just can't stand
to see others happy?

452
00:19:55,071 --> 00:19:56,505
She's trying to play me.

453
00:19:56,573 --> 00:19:59,909
If I let her succeed,
the terrorists win.

454
00:20:05,182 --> 00:20:08,184
I heard there might be
an opening in the E.R.

455
00:20:08,251 --> 00:20:10,986
Foreman's a neurologist.
That's not where he—

456
00:20:11,054 --> 00:20:12,822
I did an E.R. rotation
in Miami.

457
00:20:12,889 --> 00:20:14,857
If I can find another position,
I figure House

458
00:20:14,925 --> 00:20:15,991
will rehire Foreman.

459
00:20:16,059 --> 00:20:17,493
Don't quit.

460
00:20:17,561 --> 00:20:19,161
Cuddy wouldn't give Foreman
a recommendation.

461
00:20:19,229 --> 00:20:20,763
He's not gonna
be able to find

462
00:20:20,831 --> 00:20:21,897
a decent job.

463
00:20:21,965 --> 00:20:23,032
Foreman shouldn't leave either.

464
00:20:23,099 --> 00:20:24,033
You think they should split up?

465
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:27,102
Office romances

466
00:20:27,170 --> 00:20:28,838
are a bad idea.

467
00:20:28,905 --> 00:20:31,707
We beat some very long odds.

468
00:20:31,775 --> 00:20:33,676
Wow, why don't you save
the gushy stuff for the wedding?

469
00:20:33,743 --> 00:20:35,444
House is playing with you.

470
00:20:35,512 --> 00:20:36,478
If you let him get away
with it,

471
00:20:36,546 --> 00:20:37,479
he's not gonna respect
you anyway.

472
00:20:37,547 --> 00:20:38,681
Or House is helping you.

473
00:20:38,748 --> 00:20:40,282
He knows it probably
won't work out.

474
00:20:40,350 --> 00:20:43,185
And he's actually
doing you a favor.

475
00:20:43,253 --> 00:20:45,187
Yeah, that sounds
a lot more like House.

476
00:20:45,255 --> 00:20:46,956
I know they're looking
for someone at Mercy.

477
00:20:47,023 --> 00:20:47,990
I'll make a call.

478
00:20:50,193 --> 00:20:51,994
Your boss always like that?

479
00:20:52,062 --> 00:20:53,696
Usually worse.

480
00:20:53,763 --> 00:20:56,065
Finding a fellow atheist
always makes his day.

481
00:20:56,132 --> 00:20:59,235
Think it's possible
maybe God's testing your faith?

482
00:20:59,302 --> 00:21:00,636
No, I already failed.

483
00:21:00,704 --> 00:21:02,538
There'd be no point
in what he's doing to me now.

484
00:21:02,606 --> 00:21:04,173
Got something.

485
00:21:04,241 --> 00:21:05,875
Looks like intercostal neuralgia.

486
00:21:05,942 --> 00:21:07,376
What's that?

487
00:21:07,444 --> 00:21:09,111
Something's traumatizing
one of the nerves

488
00:21:09,179 --> 00:21:10,779
that runs along your ribs.

489
00:21:10,847 --> 00:21:12,448
Explains the chest pain
and numbness.

490
00:21:12,515 --> 00:21:13,883
Could also cause
muscle atrophy.

491
00:21:13,950 --> 00:21:15,417
Does it do
anything to the eyes?

492
00:21:15,485 --> 00:21:16,385
Why?
What's wrong?

493
00:21:16,453 --> 00:21:17,720
Are you seeing Jesus again?

494
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,810
I'm seeing nothing.
My right eye went blind.

495
00:21:25,611 --> 00:21:26,878
Ophthalmological exam's normal.

496
00:21:26,946 --> 00:21:28,380
Nothing structurally wrong
with the eye.

497
00:21:28,448 --> 00:21:29,881
His heart rate's down.

498
00:21:29,949 --> 00:21:31,316
Sensory loss is becoming
more diffuse,

499
00:21:31,384 --> 00:21:32,417
progressive muscle weakness—
he's shutting down.

500
00:21:32,485 --> 00:21:33,985
It's got to be
something systemic,

501
00:21:34,053 --> 00:21:36,321
like autoimmune.

502
00:21:40,026 --> 00:21:42,260
CSF was clear
for Guillain-Barre.

503
00:21:42,328 --> 00:21:43,428
Cancer?

504
00:21:43,496 --> 00:21:44,629
Imaging studies

505
00:21:44,697 --> 00:21:45,697
Have been clear
for tumors.

506
00:21:45,765 --> 00:21:47,265
Then that leaves infection.

507
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:48,967
He'd be brimming
with white blood cells.

508
00:21:49,035 --> 00:21:50,302
Or we are
at the backstage door

509
00:21:50,369 --> 00:21:52,771
of a Duran Duran concert.

510
00:21:52,839 --> 00:21:54,506
Hundreds of screaming girls

511
00:21:54,574 --> 00:21:55,774
clustered around.

512
00:21:55,842 --> 00:21:56,975
What does that mean?

513
00:21:57,043 --> 00:21:58,477
That girls like rock bands.

514
00:21:58,544 --> 00:21:59,678
The presence of the fans

515
00:21:59,745 --> 00:22:01,446
indicates the presence
of the band.

516
00:22:01,514 --> 00:22:02,447
Different night—

517
00:22:02,515 --> 00:22:05,016
same band, same door.

518
00:22:05,084 --> 00:22:07,052
Now there's not a girl in sight.
What does that mean?

519
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,221
Sorry, I don't speak hair band.

520
00:22:09,288 --> 00:22:10,589
They weren't a hair band.
They were new romantics.

521
00:22:10,656 --> 00:22:11,790
The band already left?

522
00:22:11,858 --> 00:22:13,258
Nope, the band's still there,

523
00:22:13,326 --> 00:22:14,793
still rocking out.

524
00:22:14,861 --> 00:22:16,895
The absence of the fans

525
00:22:16,963 --> 00:22:18,763
not indicate the absence of the band?

526
00:22:20,466 --> 00:22:23,568
When it's 2009.

527
00:22:23,636 --> 00:22:24,703
There aren't
any Duran Duran fans.

528
00:22:24,770 --> 00:22:25,837
They don't make them anymore.

529
00:22:25,905 --> 00:22:27,739
If there's< no infection,

530
00:22:27,807 --> 00:22:29,741
it's because there aren't
any fans, no white cells.

531
00:22:29,809 --> 00:22:32,410
You think his spleen?

532
00:22:32,478 --> 00:22:36,148
Why do I bother
with these great metaphors

533
00:22:36,215 --> 00:22:38,049
if I still have
to spell it out?

534
00:22:38,117 --> 00:22:39,751
Yes, I think it's his spleen.
Go get a biopsy.

535
00:22:39,819 --> 00:22:41,353
I'll try to get
New Moon on Monday

536
00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:42,787
out of my head.

537
00:22:44,991 --> 00:22:47,192
Why are you talking this time?

538
00:22:51,564 --> 00:22:53,698
If I quit,
will you rehire Foreman?

539
00:22:53,766 --> 00:22:55,100
Why?

540
00:22:55,168 --> 00:22:56,101
He can't find another job.

541
00:22:56,169 --> 00:22:57,469
I can.

542
00:22:57,537 --> 00:23:00,005
And you're willing to make
that sacrifice for him?

543
00:23:00,072 --> 00:23:01,806
Yes.

544
00:23:01,874 --> 00:23:04,643
Does Foreman know about this plan?

545
00:23:04,710 --> 00:23:06,578
Yes.

546
00:23:11,217 --> 00:23:14,186
Well, if he's okay with it,
who am I to say no?

547
00:23:19,225 --> 00:23:20,158
Hold still.

548
00:23:20,226 --> 00:23:22,260
Mm.

549
00:23:24,964 --> 00:23:26,264
You think it's my spleen?

550
00:23:26,332 --> 00:23:28,400
That's what they're testing.

551
00:23:30,236 --> 00:23:32,370
So if I happen to cure you,

552
00:23:32,438 --> 00:23:34,439
what happens then?

553
00:23:34,507 --> 00:23:37,442
You start thinking that God
was working through me?

554
00:23:37,510 --> 00:23:39,644
This is some sort of miracle?

555
00:23:39,712 --> 00:23:40,779
Do you think I'm an idiot?

556
00:23:40,846 --> 00:23:42,247
That's what I'm testing.

557
00:23:42,315 --> 00:23:45,984
Losing my faith
wasn't a choice I made.

558
00:23:46,052 --> 00:23:46,985
It happened.

559
00:23:47,053 --> 00:23:48,787
It's gone for good.

560
00:23:48,854 --> 00:23:49,988
But if it can
magically disappear,

561
00:23:50,056 --> 00:23:51,923
it can magically reappear,

562
00:23:51,991 --> 00:23:53,191
And that's what you're hoping.

563
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,094
Your job...
- Sucks.

564
00:23:56,162 --> 00:23:58,196
That's my point.

565
00:23:58,264 --> 00:24:00,699
You can make more money
frapping decafs,

566
00:24:00,766 --> 00:24:03,368
and yet you're still ministering
to the meek.

567
00:24:03,436 --> 00:24:06,404
Why do the Lord's work if
the Lord has left the building?

568
00:24:06,472 --> 00:24:08,106
I've been with the church
my entire adult life.

569
00:24:08,174 --> 00:24:09,774
It's my only marketable skill.

570
00:24:09,842 --> 00:24:12,911
I detect the stink
of leftover faith.

571
00:24:12,979 --> 00:24:16,014
You want to talk hypocrisy,
what about you?

572
00:24:16,082 --> 00:24:18,116
You act like you don't care
about anyone,

573
00:24:18,184 --> 00:24:19,985
but here you are

574
00:24:20,052 --> 00:24:21,519
Saving lives.

575
00:24:21,587 --> 00:24:23,855
Solving puzzles.

576
00:24:23,923 --> 00:24:25,957
Saving lives
is just collateral damage.

577
00:24:26,025 --> 00:24:27,192
Yeah, nice try.

578
00:24:27,260 --> 00:24:28,426
I don't think you're looking

579
00:24:28,494 --> 00:24:29,861
for somebody
to prove you right.

580
00:24:29,929 --> 00:24:31,830
I think you're looking
for somebody to prove you wrong,

581
00:24:31,897 --> 00:24:34,933
to give you hope.

582
00:24:35,001 --> 00:24:37,469
You want to believe,
don't you?

583
00:24:40,806 --> 00:24:42,474
Yeah, I want to walk out

584
00:24:42,541 --> 00:24:44,943
and find myself
in a forest of whore trees,

585
00:24:45,011 --> 00:24:46,745
but I don't think
it's a good idea

586
00:24:46,812 --> 00:24:48,747
to tell people
to go fornicate with fruit.

587
00:24:55,354 --> 00:24:58,390
Hey, I was just talking
about you...

588
00:24:58,457 --> 00:25:01,893
not you specifically—
whores and hypocrisy.

589
00:25:01,961 --> 00:25:03,928
You were right.

590
00:25:03,996 --> 00:25:05,997
I don't want you there.

591
00:25:06,065 --> 00:25:09,000
It's a special occasion
filled with love and acceptance,

592
00:25:09,068 --> 00:25:11,269
and the last thing I need

593
00:25:11,337 --> 00:25:12,937
is someone there who's filled
with loathing and contempt.

594
00:25:15,541 --> 00:25:16,808
Okay.

595
00:25:19,011 --> 00:25:19,878
That's it?

596
00:25:21,547 --> 00:25:23,481
You're really not coming?

597
00:25:23,549 --> 00:25:26,117
I'm really not coming.

598
00:25:26,185 --> 00:25:28,520
Thank you.

599
00:25:28,587 --> 00:25:31,256
You're welcome.

600
00:25:31,324 --> 00:25:32,724
Gosh, I feel so grown up.

601
00:25:36,429 --> 00:25:38,630
He's obviously
just jerking you around,

602
00:25:38,698 --> 00:25:39,798
wants to see
if you're serious.

603
00:25:39,865 --> 00:25:40,899
If you just
stick it out,

604
00:25:40,966 --> 00:25:42,000
I think he'll bring
Foreman back.

605
00:25:42,068 --> 00:25:43,501
I don't,
and even if I'm wrong,

606
00:25:43,569 --> 00:25:45,236
I think you
should still split up.

607
00:25:45,304 --> 00:25:47,339
It's just a matter of time
before one of you

608
00:25:47,406 --> 00:25:49,574
finds the other in bed
with another woman.

609
00:25:49,642 --> 00:25:51,609
This coming
from the relationship expert.

610
00:25:51,677 --> 00:25:53,011
12 years and counting.

611
00:25:53,079 --> 00:25:55,347
Hey, if you can make it
that long, then anyone can.

612
00:25:55,414 --> 00:25:57,015
Funny how the two people
in the room

613
00:25:57,083 --> 00:25:59,884
Who think relationships are easy
are both single.

614
00:25:59,952 --> 00:26:01,419
I don't think they're easy.

615
00:26:01,487 --> 00:26:03,588
That's why I think if you find
something that could be good,

616
00:26:03,656 --> 00:26:05,256
you should hang on to it.

617
00:26:05,324 --> 00:26:06,291
Everything could be good.

618
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:07,325
Very little ever is.

619
00:26:07,393 --> 00:26:08,426
His spleen is fine,

620
00:26:08,494 --> 00:26:10,128
just some
insignificant traces

621
00:26:10,196 --> 00:26:11,396
of minor bugs.

622
00:26:11,464 --> 00:26:12,430
Nothing
that'd make him sick.

623
00:26:12,498 --> 00:26:15,300
Which minor bugs?

624
00:26:17,103 --> 00:26:19,637
Why do people suddenly find
religion when they have kids?

625
00:26:19,705 --> 00:26:21,973
Fear of the unknown.

626
00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:24,809
Cornerstone of faith.

627
00:26:24,877 --> 00:26:26,311
I think it makes perfect sense.

628
00:26:26,379 --> 00:26:29,814
So it makes sense
because it doesn't make sense.

629
00:26:29,882 --> 00:26:31,149
The fact that you're railing
about it

630
00:26:31,217 --> 00:26:34,719
doesn't make a lot of sense.

631
00:26:34,787 --> 00:26:36,454
You really got a thing
for your boss, huh?

632
00:26:36,522 --> 00:26:39,224
I've got a thing
for my boss's thing.

633
00:26:39,291 --> 00:26:41,226
She doesn't have
a thing...

634
00:26:41,293 --> 00:26:42,594
per se.

635
00:26:42,661 --> 00:26:45,497
I'm big on metaphors.

636
00:26:45,564 --> 00:26:47,098
What about you?

637
00:26:47,166 --> 00:26:49,134
29 years of celibacy.

638
00:26:49,201 --> 00:26:50,635
What's holding
you back now?

639
00:26:50,703 --> 00:26:52,704
Who wants a relationship
with a priest?

640
00:26:52,772 --> 00:26:54,873
Who wants a relationship?

641
00:26:57,076 --> 00:26:59,411
House?

642
00:27:03,682 --> 00:27:05,250
It's the holy water.

643
00:27:05,317 --> 00:27:06,885
We assumed
if it was an infection,

644
00:27:06,952 --> 00:27:08,520
it had to be
something big and nasty.

645
00:27:08,587 --> 00:27:10,588
But he has pneumocystis,

646
00:27:10,656 --> 00:27:13,591
a harmless bug that's everywhere
and never makes anyone sick,

647
00:27:13,659 --> 00:27:15,527
unless they have
a compromised immune system.

648
00:27:25,070 --> 00:27:28,306
So father Nietzsche
has AIDS.

649
00:27:31,862 --> 00:27:32,962
Impossible.

650
00:27:33,030 --> 00:27:34,397
I've never had
a blood transfusion.

651
00:27:34,465 --> 00:27:36,599
I've never done I.V. drugs.
I've never had sex.

652
00:27:36,667 --> 00:27:38,067
So prove it.
Have an AIDS test.

653
00:27:38,135 --> 00:27:39,535
No.

654
00:27:39,603 --> 00:27:41,070
I know I don't have AIDS.

655
00:27:41,138 --> 00:27:42,972
We can't treat you
until we know what it is.

656
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,707
A negative result proves nothing.

657
00:27:44,775 --> 00:27:46,709
On the off chance
it's a false positive,

658
00:27:46,777 --> 00:27:48,278
I permanently lose
any credibility

659
00:27:48,345 --> 00:27:50,346
I have left.
- I'd say you just lost that.

660
00:27:50,414 --> 00:27:52,148
I'd say I lost that
with you a long time ago.

661
00:27:55,653 --> 00:27:57,687
We should start

662
00:27:57,755 --> 00:27:58,821
Treatment for AIDS.
We need to be sure.

663
00:27:58,889 --> 00:28:00,023
The antiretrovirals

664
00:28:00,090 --> 00:28:01,624
could fry his heart,
his liver, his kidneys.

665
00:28:01,692 --> 00:28:03,693
I'm willing to take that chance.
- Big of you.

666
00:28:03,761 --> 00:28:05,828
I'm more worried
about the kid he molested.

667
00:28:05,896 --> 00:28:07,764
We should be finding him
and getting him tested.

668
00:28:07,831 --> 00:28:09,899
You don't think he already got tested?
- Maybe he did, maybe he didn't,

669
00:28:09,967 --> 00:28:11,634
but that's a chance
I'm not willing to take.

670
00:28:11,702 --> 00:28:13,036
Legally, we can't inform

671
00:28:13,103 --> 00:28:14,771
sexual partners about STDs.

672
00:28:14,838 --> 00:28:16,339
This isn't some middle-aged
barfly who likes it bareback.

673
00:28:16,407 --> 00:28:18,241
This is an innocent kid
who was molested.

674
00:28:18,309 --> 00:28:20,209
You just want to rub
the priest's face in it,

675
00:28:20,277 --> 00:28:21,577
get him transferred again.

676
00:28:21,645 --> 00:28:24,747
Yeah, heaven forbid
a diddler has job issues.

677
00:28:24,815 --> 00:28:26,783
And you get brought up
on charges.

678
00:28:26,850 --> 00:28:28,518
I've lost enough doctors
this week.

679
00:28:28,585 --> 00:28:30,420
Treat him for AIDS.

680
00:28:34,258 --> 00:28:36,225
I found a job.

681
00:28:36,293 --> 00:28:38,194
I didn't know you were looking.

682
00:28:38,262 --> 00:28:40,096
Eggers at Mercy
says I can start Monday.

683
00:28:40,164 --> 00:28:41,964
Why would you—

684
00:28:42,032 --> 00:28:43,866
House says if I go,
you can come back.

685
00:28:43,934 --> 00:28:45,501
It's been less than two days.

686
00:28:45,569 --> 00:28:47,737
Give up on me that fast?
You get a job behind my back?

687
00:28:47,805 --> 00:28:49,872
You're acting
like I'm cheating on you.

688
00:28:49,940 --> 00:28:51,074
I said I would handle this.

689
00:28:53,310 --> 00:28:54,610
House knew you'd be like this.

690
00:28:56,447 --> 00:28:59,182
Wow.

691
00:28:59,249 --> 00:29:02,018
I guess House knows me
better than you do.

692
00:29:02,086 --> 00:29:03,519
Too bad I don't go both ways.

693
00:29:05,022 --> 00:29:06,055
Good night.

694
00:29:09,827 --> 00:29:12,195
Don't you hate when they

695
00:29:12,262 --> 00:29:14,297
Put the mushrooms
underneath the cheese?

696
00:29:14,365 --> 00:29:17,867
Your attendance
is validating her hypocrisy.

697
00:29:17,935 --> 00:29:19,769
If she invited you

698
00:29:19,837 --> 00:29:21,771
to a ceremonial lynching,
would you go?

699
00:29:21,839 --> 00:29:23,873
It would depend
on what she was serving.

700
00:29:23,941 --> 00:29:25,808
Everyone's a hypocrite.

701
00:29:25,876 --> 00:29:29,679
Why are you suddenly so obsessed
with Cuddy's particular brand?

702
00:29:29,747 --> 00:29:31,080
Just making conversation.

703
00:29:31,148 --> 00:29:32,515
Would you rather

704
00:29:32,583 --> 00:29:34,484
we go back to talking
about mushrooms and cheese?

705
00:29:34,551 --> 00:29:36,452
You're the hypocrite!

706
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,388
You want to go!

707
00:29:38,455 --> 00:29:40,623
You don't resent this baby.
You want to be a part of it.

708
00:29:40,691 --> 00:29:43,326
Yes, but not
until her 16th birthday...

709
00:29:43,394 --> 00:29:43,894
in some states.

710
00:29:43,895 --> 00:29:45,528
This is ridiculous.
You two deserve each other.

711
00:29:45,596 --> 00:29:47,029
If you want to go,

712
00:29:47,097 --> 00:29:49,499
Just go and act
like a human being.

713
00:29:49,566 --> 00:29:51,567
Wow, solid advice,

714
00:29:51,635 --> 00:29:52,802
except for two things.

715
00:29:52,870 --> 00:29:54,203
I'm acting
like I don't want to go

716
00:29:54,271 --> 00:29:56,472
because I don't want
to go, and...

717
00:29:59,143 --> 00:30:00,143
I am incapable

718
00:30:00,210 --> 00:30:02,011
of acting like a human being.

719
00:30:14,925 --> 00:30:15,758
Ryan?

720
00:30:17,594 --> 00:30:18,561
Yeah.

721
00:30:18,629 --> 00:30:21,464
I'm Dr. Chris Taub.
Can we talk?

722
00:30:21,532 --> 00:30:23,900
Yeah.
What's wrong?

723
00:30:23,967 --> 00:30:26,202
Uh, in private?

724
00:30:26,270 --> 00:30:28,838
Nobody's listening to us here.

725
00:30:28,906 --> 00:30:32,675
Um, I work at
Princeton Plainsboro Hospital.

726
00:30:32,743 --> 00:30:34,777
I have some news
about Father Daniel Bresson.

727
00:30:37,014 --> 00:30:40,349
What about him?

728
00:30:40,417 --> 00:30:42,452
Uh, we believe he has AIDS.

729
00:30:42,519 --> 00:30:46,456
Okay, so?

730
00:30:46,523 --> 00:30:47,690
Well...

731
00:30:47,758 --> 00:30:50,526
Uh, given the incident
four years ago,

732
00:30:50,594 --> 00:30:52,361
I think you should be tested,

733
00:30:52,429 --> 00:30:55,731
Unless you've already done so.

734
00:30:58,869 --> 00:31:00,136
How sick is he?

735
00:31:00,204 --> 00:31:01,370
Very.

736
00:31:03,173 --> 00:31:04,941
Okay.
Well, um, thanks.

737
00:31:05,008 --> 00:31:07,977
Have you been tested?

738
00:31:08,045 --> 00:31:10,012
Uh, yeah.

739
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,381
And?

740
00:31:12,449 --> 00:31:15,985
And it really isn't any
of your business.

741
00:31:28,665 --> 00:31:30,399
I want my job back.

742
00:31:32,870 --> 00:31:33,836
Love,

743
00:31:33,904 --> 00:31:35,638
sacrifice, deception,

744
00:31:35,706 --> 00:31:38,074
and now betrayal.

745
00:31:38,141 --> 00:31:39,842
This is better
than a telenovela.

746
00:31:39,910 --> 00:31:40,810
What's going on?

747
00:31:40,878 --> 00:31:42,345
Well...

748
00:31:42,412 --> 00:31:44,213
Either Foreman is here,
as the two of you discussed,

749
00:31:44,281 --> 00:31:46,048
to beg for his job back

750
00:31:46,116 --> 00:31:47,316
in exchange for me dumping you,

751
00:31:47,384 --> 00:31:48,784
or...

752
00:31:48,852 --> 00:31:49,819
nothing.

753
00:31:51,421 --> 00:31:53,623
You're trying to get me fired?

754
00:31:53,690 --> 00:31:55,324
I'm suggesting you quit

755
00:31:55,392 --> 00:31:58,227
and I stay, which is exactly
what you suggested last night.

756
00:31:58,295 --> 00:31:59,762
I told Eggers I didn't want the job.

757
00:31:59,830 --> 00:32:01,097
Find another one.

758
00:32:01,164 --> 00:32:03,132
Only took you eight hours
to find that one.

759
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,500
The point is,

760
00:32:04,568 --> 00:32:06,269
why didn't you tell me
you were doing this?

761
00:32:06,336 --> 00:32:07,336
Why are you here without me?

762
00:32:07,404 --> 00:32:09,338
You're overreacting.

763
00:32:09,406 --> 00:32:10,306
We'll talk about this later.
- Oh, that's what this is about.

764
00:32:10,374 --> 00:32:11,774
It's about you taking control.

765
00:32:11,842 --> 00:32:14,510
It's about you not being able
to handle me saving your ass.

766
00:32:14,578 --> 00:32:16,078
And you're not
being controlling right now?

767
00:32:16,146 --> 00:32:17,547
Yeah!

768
00:32:17,614 --> 00:32:19,015
Who's the controlling bitch now?

769
00:32:19,082 --> 00:32:20,082
House, shut up.

770
00:32:21,585 --> 00:32:23,753
You never wanted to take
that other job.

771
00:32:23,820 --> 00:32:25,788
You never wanted to save me.

772
00:32:25,856 --> 00:32:28,391
You wanted to offer to save me
so you wouldn't feel guilty.

773
00:32:28,458 --> 00:32:30,159
You knew I'd say no.

774
00:32:30,227 --> 00:32:32,395
That's why you're so mad
right now.

775
00:32:35,866 --> 00:32:36,899
You're an idiot.

776
00:32:43,607 --> 00:32:47,143
Well, either you can go after
her and try and patch things up,

777
00:32:47,210 --> 00:32:50,513
or you blow her off
and take your old job back.

778
00:33:03,660 --> 00:33:04,493
Welcome back.

779
00:33:09,566 --> 00:33:12,268
AIDS meds aren't gonna work.

780
00:33:12,336 --> 00:33:14,604
If you'd let us do a test,
we could stop treating you,

781
00:33:14,671 --> 00:33:16,005
or you could stop lying.

782
00:33:18,575 --> 00:33:20,509
I know the feeling.

783
00:33:20,577 --> 00:33:22,845
BP's climbing.
You feeling okay?

784
00:33:22,913 --> 00:33:24,780
No, I feel flushed.

785
00:33:24,848 --> 00:33:26,983
Ah, I'm burning
all over.

786
00:33:27,050 --> 00:33:28,351
Ah, my chest.

787
00:33:28,418 --> 00:33:29,385
Ah.

788
00:33:34,304 --> 00:33:35,604
It's not a new symptom.

789
00:33:35,672 --> 00:33:37,106
It's just a reaction
to the AIDS meds.

790
00:33:37,173 --> 00:33:39,441
He reacted by getting worse.
Means it's not AIDS.

791
00:33:39,509 --> 00:33:41,343
So went Satan forth
from the presence of the Lord

792
00:33:41,411 --> 00:33:44,313
and smote Job sore with boils.

793
00:33:44,380 --> 00:33:46,248
You think it's hyper-IGE syndrome?

794
00:33:46,316 --> 00:33:48,984
I prefer the colloquial term
"Job syndrome."

795
00:33:49,052 --> 00:33:51,386
Explains the symptom and my quote.

796
00:33:51,454 --> 00:33:52,921
That's the first thing I checked.

797
00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:54,156
VELs are normal.

798
00:33:54,224 --> 00:33:55,491
Could be some other genetic disorder.

799
00:33:55,558 --> 00:33:56,959
Cerebral microtumors
could explain the blindness

800
00:33:57,026 --> 00:33:58,193
and the hallucinations.

801
00:33:58,261 --> 00:33:59,561
We didn't find any tumors.

802
00:33:59,629 --> 00:34:00,796
That's why
I didn't say "tumors."

803
00:34:00,864 --> 00:34:03,065
I said "microtumors."

804
00:34:03,133 --> 00:34:04,533
So your explanation
doesn't depend

805
00:34:04,601 --> 00:34:05,834
on us being major morons,
just morons?

806
00:34:07,403 --> 00:34:08,971
We should start genetic testing.

807
00:34:09,038 --> 00:34:10,005
It takes too long.

808
00:34:10,073 --> 00:34:11,039
So we start treatment.

809
00:34:11,107 --> 00:34:12,341
Treatment is surgery.

810
00:34:12,408 --> 00:34:14,243
We can't open him up
without confirmation.

811
00:34:14,310 --> 00:34:15,677
So your position is we can't
test and we can't treat?

812
00:34:15,745 --> 00:34:17,312
My position is you're wrong.

813
00:34:17,380 --> 00:34:19,114
This isn't gonna work.

814
00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:23,018
Are you kidding?
I've never felt more alive.

815
00:34:23,086 --> 00:34:25,287
Conflict breeds creativity.
Go run the genetic tests.

816
00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:27,489
On it.

817
00:34:33,596 --> 00:34:36,064
So now you don't think
I have AIDS?

818
00:34:36,132 --> 00:34:37,599
I still think it's AIDS.

819
00:34:37,667 --> 00:34:40,702
On the off chance it isn't,
we're pursuing other avenues.

820
00:34:45,842 --> 00:34:47,042
Ryan.

821
00:34:49,813 --> 00:34:51,914
He's, um...

822
00:34:51,981 --> 00:34:53,148
He's dying?

823
00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:54,950
Uh, we don't know
what's wrong with him.

824
00:34:55,018 --> 00:34:57,286
Can I speak to him?
- I don't think that's a good idea.

825
00:34:57,353 --> 00:34:58,453
Ryan?

826
00:35:00,490 --> 00:35:01,590
Uh...

827
00:35:01,658 --> 00:35:02,825
Um, why don't I get you—

828
00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:06,228
Come on, Ryan, now's not a good ti—

829
00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:16,438
I'm sorry...

830
00:35:22,011 --> 00:35:25,280
For everything.

831
00:35:31,821 --> 00:35:33,422
I'm sorry.

832
00:35:50,506 --> 00:35:53,175
I know.

833
00:35:53,243 --> 00:35:56,778
I know.

834
00:36:14,197 --> 00:36:16,765
Any second thoughts about Cuddy?

835
00:36:16,833 --> 00:36:18,800
Nope.

836
00:36:18,868 --> 00:36:21,270
But please, feel free
to blather on.

837
00:36:21,337 --> 00:36:23,872
Raising a child
on her own is scary.

838
00:36:23,940 --> 00:36:25,240
She's just doing

839
00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:26,909
what you do,
what everyone does—

840
00:36:26,976 --> 00:36:28,810
trying to avoid pain.

841
00:36:28,878 --> 00:36:30,245
Religion is not the opiate
of the masses.

842
00:36:30,313 --> 00:36:32,915
Religion is the placebo
of the masses.

843
00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:34,683
If you're saying
she's not a hypocrite—

844
00:36:34,751 --> 00:36:35,951
I'm not.

845
00:36:36,019 --> 00:36:38,854
I'm trying to give you
a rational reason

846
00:36:38,922 --> 00:36:40,289
to overlook her hypocrisy

847
00:36:40,356 --> 00:36:42,791
so you don't feel
like a hypocrite for going.

848
00:36:42,859 --> 00:36:44,960
Oh, sorry.
Continue.

849
00:36:45,028 --> 00:36:48,730
Okay, even if
an absolute truth exists,

850
00:36:48,765 --> 00:36:50,165
we can't know all of it,

851
00:36:50,233 --> 00:36:52,000
and you can't condemn her

852
00:36:52,068 --> 00:36:53,902
for recognizing that.

853
00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:14,890
Are you eliminating symptoms?

854
00:37:14,958 --> 00:37:17,459
We can know everything.

855
00:37:17,527 --> 00:37:19,695
This is medicine,
not metaphysics.

856
00:37:19,762 --> 00:37:21,396
Truth is truth.

857
00:37:25,668 --> 00:37:28,070
It fits.

858
00:37:28,137 --> 00:37:29,571
It doesn't fit.

859
00:37:29,639 --> 00:37:31,473
You can't eliminate a symptom.

860
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:33,542
I can if it's not a symptom.

861
00:37:33,609 --> 00:37:34,743
Well, what is it?

862
00:37:34,811 --> 00:37:36,712
Not a symptom.

863
00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:47,589
You're not gonna die.

864
00:37:50,593 --> 00:37:52,761
You have Wiskott-Aldrich syndrome.

865
00:37:52,829 --> 00:37:55,230
It impairs your immune system,

866
00:37:55,298 --> 00:37:56,898
Makes you susceptible
to all the AIDS stuff

867
00:37:56,966 --> 00:37:58,400
Without actually having AIDS.

868
00:37:58,468 --> 00:38:01,670
And you didn't catch it.
You were born with it.

869
00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:04,072
Another gift from God.

870
00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:06,475
You sure?

871
00:38:06,542 --> 00:38:07,976
Genetic test

872
00:38:08,044 --> 00:38:10,879
should confirm it, but it
explains all your symptoms—

873
00:38:10,947 --> 00:38:12,948
toe, chest, eyes, skin.

874
00:38:13,016 --> 00:38:15,684
What about my hallucination?

875
00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:18,353
Scotch explains that.

876
00:38:21,290 --> 00:38:22,891
But that was just a coincidence.

877
00:38:25,294 --> 00:38:28,897
Coincidences do happen.

878
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:34,669
That coincidence is what brought
me to you in the first place.

879
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,642
You promised
you wouldn't go there.

880
00:38:40,710 --> 00:38:43,578
Einstein said,

881
00:38:43,646 --> 00:38:47,149
"coincidence is God's way
of remaining anonymous."

882
00:38:47,216 --> 00:38:49,251
A woman in Florida said,

883
00:38:49,318 --> 00:38:51,753
"Look, Jesus
is on my cheese sandwich."

884
00:38:51,821 --> 00:38:54,089
You didn't even want
to take my case.

885
00:38:54,157 --> 00:38:56,625
You didn't even think
I was sick.

886
00:38:56,692 --> 00:38:58,627
The fact that I was wrong

887
00:38:58,694 --> 00:39:01,530
is not a proof of God.

888
00:39:05,601 --> 00:39:07,069
I'm just trying to understand

889
00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:10,038
how my life could completely
turn around in a single day.

890
00:39:13,376 --> 00:39:14,676
Don't worry.

891
00:39:14,744 --> 00:39:17,212
Your life will go
back to sucking soon enough.

892
00:39:19,282 --> 00:39:22,517
Everything that happened to you
can be rationally explained.

893
00:39:22,585 --> 00:39:25,620
I know.

894
00:39:25,688 --> 00:39:27,556
It's just...

895
00:39:32,128 --> 00:39:34,362
That's a lot of coincidences.

896
00:39:50,213 --> 00:39:54,483
House was right about the priest.

897
00:39:54,550 --> 00:39:56,318
Genetic test confirmed
it was Wiskott-Aldrich.

898
00:39:56,385 --> 00:39:58,053
And I would've discharged him.

899
00:39:58,121 --> 00:40:00,489
Everybody would've
discharged him, House included.

900
00:40:00,556 --> 00:40:03,625
He only took that case
as a stall.

901
00:40:03,693 --> 00:40:06,561
And yet it was a real case,
and he solved it.

902
00:40:06,629 --> 00:40:10,031
But by violating
his own principles

903
00:40:10,099 --> 00:40:12,501
and ignoring the admitting symptoms.

904
00:40:12,568 --> 00:40:14,369
Still he somehow got away with it.

905
00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:19,007
Saved another life.

906
00:40:19,075 --> 00:40:21,576
You want him there tonight.

907
00:40:27,316 --> 00:40:28,884
You should tell him.

908
00:40:47,003 --> 00:40:49,504
It's—it's cold out there.

909
00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:51,606
At least you have shoes
that cover your toes.

910
00:40:55,044 --> 00:40:56,511
So it's tonight?

911
00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:58,513
Yep.

912
00:40:58,581 --> 00:41:00,582
Bad weather for it, huh?

913
00:41:00,650 --> 00:41:02,050
Maybe you'll get lucky.

914
00:41:02,118 --> 00:41:03,552
Maybe your sister will decide

915
00:41:03,619 --> 00:41:05,520
The roads are too dangerous
to drive on.

916
00:41:06,822 --> 00:41:08,423
Fingers crossed.

917
00:41:14,830 --> 00:41:16,097
Have fun.

918
00:42:58,234 --> 00:43:06,007
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