1 00:00:02,900 --> 00:00:04,400 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:03,133 --> 00:00:06,068 I want to reassure you, 3 00:00:06,136 --> 00:00:09,305 your child can have a completely normal life. 4 00:00:09,373 --> 00:00:14,076 How can a baby have male and female DNA? 5 00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:17,680 It's a condition called genetic mosaicism. 6 00:00:17,748 --> 00:00:22,618 The ambiguous genitalia can be surgically repaired. 7 00:00:22,686 --> 00:00:24,020 Repaired? 8 00:00:24,087 --> 00:00:27,056 Made to look more... typical. 9 00:00:27,124 --> 00:00:30,192 More typical? 10 00:00:30,260 --> 00:00:31,694 But you haven't even told us 11 00:00:31,762 --> 00:00:35,031 if the baby's a boy or a girl. 12 00:00:35,098 --> 00:00:36,432 That's... 13 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:38,407 that's a choice you have to make. 14 00:00:45,442 --> 00:00:47,076 Nice job, Jackson! 15 00:00:47,144 --> 00:00:48,277 Whoo! 16 00:00:52,015 --> 00:00:53,049 Take it. 17 00:01:01,558 --> 00:01:03,225 He had the shot. 18 00:01:03,293 --> 00:01:05,461 He lost his nerve. 19 00:01:05,529 --> 00:01:06,429 Honey, it's okay. He's doing great. 20 00:01:11,101 --> 00:01:12,301 Three. 21 00:01:32,322 --> 00:01:33,456 No fear that time. 22 00:01:36,793 --> 00:01:37,760 Whoo! 23 00:01:44,501 --> 00:01:46,068 Melanie. 24 00:01:46,136 --> 00:01:47,903 Oh, my God. 25 00:01:47,971 --> 00:01:49,772 Jackson! 26 00:02:33,784 --> 00:02:34,784 Black heels or the boots? 27 00:02:36,753 --> 00:02:39,055 You know I'm a fan of those heels. 28 00:02:40,724 --> 00:02:45,561 Boots it is. 29 00:02:45,629 --> 00:02:46,695 For all we know, 30 00:02:46,763 --> 00:02:49,231 House knows you're a fan of those heels. 31 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:50,666 You think House is gonna figure out 32 00:02:50,734 --> 00:02:51,967 we faked our break-up because of your shoes? 33 00:02:54,371 --> 00:02:56,405 Go with the boots. 34 00:02:59,876 --> 00:03:01,444 Gonna eat that? 35 00:03:01,511 --> 00:03:04,580 Have at it. 36 00:03:04,648 --> 00:03:05,481 Did you just ask my permission 37 00:03:05,549 --> 00:03:07,383 before you took my food? 38 00:03:07,451 --> 00:03:10,686 Yes, we can. 39 00:03:10,754 --> 00:03:11,854 Adolescent genetic mosaicism. 40 00:03:11,922 --> 00:03:13,089 Collapsed during a basketball game. 41 00:03:13,156 --> 00:03:14,290 Presenting with persistent pelvic pain. 42 00:03:14,357 --> 00:03:17,259 Fun. 43 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:18,427 The parents haven't told their son 44 00:03:18,495 --> 00:03:19,662 that he could've been their daughter. 45 00:03:19,729 --> 00:03:20,863 They want assurance that you won't either. 46 00:03:20,931 --> 00:03:23,299 Less fun, but still. 47 00:03:31,007 --> 00:03:33,742 That was easy. 48 00:03:33,810 --> 00:03:35,878 Our new patient. 49 00:03:35,946 --> 00:03:37,680 Part girl, 50 00:03:37,747 --> 00:03:39,415 part boy. 51 00:03:39,483 --> 00:03:41,684 All 13's dream date. 52 00:03:41,751 --> 00:03:44,453 Severe pelvic pain 53 00:03:44,521 --> 00:03:45,521 started during a basketball game. 54 00:03:45,589 --> 00:03:46,956 Could be dehydration. 55 00:03:47,023 --> 00:03:48,657 ER gave him fluids when he came in. 56 00:03:48,725 --> 00:03:50,559 Still it feels chronic. 57 00:03:50,627 --> 00:03:51,861 We've got a kid who could mate with himself, 58 00:03:51,928 --> 00:03:53,162 and we think he didn't have enough to drink? 59 00:03:53,230 --> 00:03:55,197 There are dozens of intersex disorders. 60 00:03:55,265 --> 00:03:57,533 Persistent pelvic pain could mean 61 00:03:57,601 --> 00:03:58,534 congenital adrenal hyperplasia, 62 00:03:58,602 --> 00:04:00,369 PMDS— 63 00:04:00,437 --> 00:04:02,571 Those conditions occur in intersex kids 64 00:04:02,639 --> 00:04:03,806 who are chromosomally XX or XY. 65 00:04:03,874 --> 00:04:04,940 Not XX and XY. 66 00:04:05,008 --> 00:04:06,442 Parents recently started him 67 00:04:06,510 --> 00:04:07,977 on testosterone. Maybe there's some— 68 00:04:08,044 --> 00:04:10,579 Vitamins wouldn't cause pelvic pain. 69 00:04:12,249 --> 00:04:13,749 There's a note in here. 70 00:04:13,817 --> 00:04:14,984 We're supposed to refer 71 00:04:15,051 --> 00:04:16,385 to his testosterone shots as vitamins. 72 00:04:16,453 --> 00:04:18,254 His parents aren't just liars. 73 00:04:18,321 --> 00:04:19,822 they want us to be liars too. 74 00:04:19,890 --> 00:04:21,190 I won't do it. 75 00:04:21,258 --> 00:04:23,325 You guys will, though. 76 00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:24,693 He's a kid. 77 00:04:24,761 --> 00:04:26,028 Parents don't think he's ready to deal with it. 78 00:04:26,096 --> 00:04:27,496 My dad was the same way about me 79 00:04:27,564 --> 00:04:29,265 maybe having Huntington's. 80 00:04:29,332 --> 00:04:31,600 Well, that was your experience. 81 00:04:31,668 --> 00:04:33,269 It should surely apply in this situation. 82 00:04:33,336 --> 00:04:36,005 Pain could be caused 83 00:04:36,072 --> 00:04:38,073 by a blind uterus hidden in his abdomen. 84 00:04:38,141 --> 00:04:39,708 He needs an MRI. 85 00:04:39,776 --> 00:04:41,477 Right. Boy with girl genes. 86 00:04:41,545 --> 00:04:44,180 I'm sure you're the first doctor brilliant enough 87 00:04:44,247 --> 00:04:45,414 to check for a uterus. 88 00:04:45,482 --> 00:04:46,782 He could have complications 89 00:04:46,850 --> 00:04:47,683 from the surgeries on his penis. 90 00:04:47,751 --> 00:04:48,951 That can cause pelvic pain. 91 00:04:49,019 --> 00:04:50,386 Way to multi-task. 92 00:04:50,453 --> 00:04:51,687 Impress your boss 93 00:04:51,755 --> 00:04:53,722 and humiliate your Ex. 94 00:04:53,790 --> 00:04:55,591 MRI is a waste of time. 95 00:04:55,659 --> 00:04:57,326 To continue the humiliation, 96 00:04:57,394 --> 00:04:58,994 you'll put a camera up his penis. 97 00:05:02,132 --> 00:05:03,732 You're Dr. House, aren't you? 98 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,801 What do you think's wrong with our son? 99 00:05:08,305 --> 00:05:10,039 These people were just coming to tell you. 100 00:05:10,106 --> 00:05:11,974 This is better. 101 00:05:12,042 --> 00:05:14,610 Don't have to worry about them losing their way. 102 00:05:14,678 --> 00:05:17,246 We think that he has a blind uterus. 103 00:05:17,314 --> 00:05:18,647 He should have an MRI. 104 00:05:18,715 --> 00:05:20,849 Did you send 'em a text? 105 00:05:20,917 --> 00:05:22,484 Over the past 13 years, 106 00:05:22,552 --> 00:05:23,852 we've educated ourselves. 107 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:26,589 Who needs med school when you got Wi-Fi? 108 00:05:28,558 --> 00:05:30,659 Let's schedule their son for an MRI with contrast 109 00:05:30,727 --> 00:05:32,595 right away. 110 00:05:32,662 --> 00:05:33,829 Thank you. - Thanks. 111 00:05:36,766 --> 00:05:38,400 You said an MRI was a waste of time. 112 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:39,668 So is arguing with them. 113 00:05:43,907 --> 00:05:45,174 Contrast's in. 114 00:05:45,242 --> 00:05:46,775 Jackson, we're gonna get started, 115 00:05:46,843 --> 00:05:51,447 so try to lie still. 116 00:05:51,514 --> 00:05:52,781 How long do you think 117 00:05:52,849 --> 00:05:55,584 the post-break-up awkwardness is gonna last? 118 00:05:55,652 --> 00:05:58,954 Foreman and I are both professionals. 119 00:05:59,022 --> 00:06:00,689 Stomach and liver are clear. 120 00:06:00,757 --> 00:06:02,658 If by professional you mean 121 00:06:02,726 --> 00:06:05,594 he's a T-1000 build by cyberdyne systems. 122 00:06:05,662 --> 00:06:07,062 I never understood what you saw in him. 123 00:06:07,130 --> 00:06:09,832 He's not really your type, huh? 124 00:06:09,899 --> 00:06:11,533 Moving down through the pelvic floor. 125 00:06:11,601 --> 00:06:13,302 Here's my impression of Foreman 126 00:06:13,370 --> 00:06:18,641 on the happiest day of his life. 127 00:06:18,708 --> 00:06:21,910 Now the saddest day of his life. 128 00:06:21,978 --> 00:06:24,280 We just broke up. 129 00:06:24,347 --> 00:06:27,182 I'm not quite ready to mock him yet. 130 00:06:27,250 --> 00:06:29,618 House was a jerk to split you two up. 131 00:06:29,686 --> 00:06:33,756 But, bottom line, he did you a favor. 132 00:06:33,823 --> 00:06:35,924 Area around the intestinal tract is clear. 133 00:06:35,992 --> 00:06:41,330 No blind uterus. 134 00:06:45,035 --> 00:06:47,803 I think there's something wrong with House. 135 00:06:47,871 --> 00:06:50,706 Who's he making miserable now? 136 00:06:50,774 --> 00:06:52,074 Actually no one. 137 00:06:52,142 --> 00:06:54,209 He okay'd an MRI just because the parents 138 00:06:54,277 --> 00:06:56,178 wanted to look for a blind uterus. 139 00:06:56,246 --> 00:06:58,047 There was no fighting, no arguing. 140 00:06:58,114 --> 00:06:59,248 He just went along. 141 00:06:59,316 --> 00:07:00,316 It's a valid medical theory. 142 00:07:00,383 --> 00:07:03,152 He doesn't think it is. 143 00:07:03,219 --> 00:07:06,288 House decided to humor these parents. 144 00:07:06,356 --> 00:07:09,825 Maybe he had a great cup of coffee. 145 00:07:09,893 --> 00:07:11,460 Or a tremendous bowel movement. 146 00:07:11,528 --> 00:07:14,563 Bottom line is your boss is in a good mood. 147 00:07:14,631 --> 00:07:16,865 Stop analyzing it and just enjoy it. 148 00:07:24,441 --> 00:07:26,141 We're gonna use this scope 149 00:07:26,209 --> 00:07:27,543 to fill your bladder with saline. 150 00:07:27,610 --> 00:07:30,279 Then examine your urethra for any narrow spots. 151 00:07:30,347 --> 00:07:32,414 Why would there be a narrow spot? 152 00:07:32,482 --> 00:07:36,819 Sometimes it just happens. 153 00:07:36,886 --> 00:07:38,487 Can my parents come in? 154 00:07:38,555 --> 00:07:41,423 Sure. 155 00:07:41,491 --> 00:07:43,625 I thought it'd be awkward for you having them here. 156 00:07:43,693 --> 00:07:45,194 I have this feeling 157 00:07:45,261 --> 00:07:47,663 they've seen me naked before. 158 00:07:47,731 --> 00:07:51,367 Now take a breath. Just try to relax. 159 00:07:55,305 --> 00:07:56,438 Mom. 160 00:07:59,642 --> 00:08:00,609 It's okay, honey. 161 00:08:00,677 --> 00:08:03,011 It's okay. 162 00:08:03,079 --> 00:08:06,248 Hey, remember those sprints they made you run in practice? 163 00:08:06,316 --> 00:08:08,817 Those were so hard. 164 00:08:08,885 --> 00:08:12,287 But you pulled through. 165 00:08:12,355 --> 00:08:16,024 You can do this too. 166 00:08:16,092 --> 00:08:17,559 I'm to the bladder. 167 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:18,460 Start the saline. 168 00:08:24,567 --> 00:08:26,168 I'm gonna look around and pull back on the scope. 169 00:08:28,972 --> 00:08:29,938 Feels tight. 170 00:08:30,006 --> 00:08:31,206 That pressure's normal. 171 00:08:31,274 --> 00:08:32,541 Just try to hold on for a few more minutes. 172 00:08:33,777 --> 00:08:36,578 It's not down there. 173 00:08:36,646 --> 00:08:37,946 It's my chest. 174 00:08:39,816 --> 00:08:41,183 Can't breathe. 175 00:08:41,251 --> 00:08:42,384 Can't bre— 176 00:08:42,452 --> 00:08:44,253 can't breathe. 177 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:46,054 Is he okay? 178 00:08:46,122 --> 00:08:47,456 Muffled heart sounds. 179 00:08:47,524 --> 00:08:48,557 Jugular's distended. 180 00:08:48,625 --> 00:08:49,992 Pericardial effusion. 181 00:08:50,059 --> 00:08:51,260 We need ten gauge on a syringe. 182 00:08:51,327 --> 00:08:52,428 What's happening? 183 00:08:52,495 --> 00:08:53,762 His heart is filling with exudate. 184 00:08:53,830 --> 00:08:56,298 If we don't drain it, it'll stop beating. 185 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,434 We drained the fluid from his pericardial space. 186 00:09:03,502 --> 00:09:04,535 His heart rate is back to normal. 187 00:09:04,603 --> 00:09:06,270 Pelvis plus heart. 188 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:07,471 Doesn't fit with any of the syndromes 189 00:09:07,539 --> 00:09:09,307 associated with mosaicism. 190 00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:11,209 Could be drugs, toxins, an infection. 191 00:09:11,276 --> 00:09:13,311 You're okay with this? 192 00:09:13,378 --> 00:09:14,512 With what? 193 00:09:14,580 --> 00:09:16,614 That we're considering a diagnosis unrelated 194 00:09:16,682 --> 00:09:17,815 to this kid being a shemale. 195 00:09:17,883 --> 00:09:19,750 Assuming a coincidence 196 00:09:19,818 --> 00:09:21,352 like that would usually torture you 197 00:09:21,420 --> 00:09:22,587 but you're completely unfazed. 198 00:09:22,654 --> 00:09:24,155 Completely unfazed? 199 00:09:24,223 --> 00:09:25,590 You think I'm totally lacking 200 00:09:25,657 --> 00:09:27,124 in any fazing? 201 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,460 The idea that I'm anything less than half-fazed 202 00:09:29,528 --> 00:09:31,362 I actually find offensive. 203 00:09:31,430 --> 00:09:32,797 It greatly fazes me. 204 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:33,798 He started testosterone— 205 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,132 Vitamins. 206 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,734 A few months ago. 207 00:09:36,802 --> 00:09:38,202 That can cause autoimmune diseases 208 00:09:38,270 --> 00:09:40,037 like polyarteritis and SLE 209 00:09:40,105 --> 00:09:42,173 which can cause pericardial effusion 210 00:09:42,241 --> 00:09:43,541 and pelvic pain. 211 00:09:43,609 --> 00:09:44,508 So it is related. 212 00:09:46,812 --> 00:09:48,746 Now I'm unfazed. 213 00:09:48,814 --> 00:09:51,349 Start him on corticosteroids for the autoimmune. 214 00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:53,351 Finasteride to block the vitamins. 215 00:10:00,459 --> 00:10:03,761 You slept with House. 216 00:10:03,829 --> 00:10:05,529 He asked permission before taking my bagel. 217 00:10:05,597 --> 00:10:08,199 Took the case without a fight. 218 00:10:08,267 --> 00:10:10,601 Honored the parents' request for an MRI. 219 00:10:10,669 --> 00:10:12,570 Yes, those were my terms for sleeping with him. 220 00:10:12,638 --> 00:10:14,105 He's in a good mood. 221 00:10:14,172 --> 00:10:16,507 Sex with me would explain that. 222 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,242 But it doesn't explain 223 00:10:18,310 --> 00:10:21,312 why I'm not curled up in a ball weeping in shame. 224 00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:23,347 I did not have sex with House. 225 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,950 If you two aren't keeping something from me, 226 00:10:26,018 --> 00:10:28,886 that means he's keeping something from both of us. 227 00:10:28,954 --> 00:10:30,321 That can't be good. 228 00:10:30,389 --> 00:10:31,555 Or he's just in a good mood. 229 00:10:31,623 --> 00:10:32,990 This is not a crisis. 230 00:10:33,058 --> 00:10:35,760 Maybe you can get back some of that money he owes you. 231 00:10:38,864 --> 00:10:40,998 Hmm. 232 00:10:43,735 --> 00:10:45,670 Testosterone blocker? 233 00:10:45,737 --> 00:10:49,006 Does that mean if Jackson has SLE 234 00:10:49,074 --> 00:10:50,341 or whatever that other thing was, 235 00:10:50,409 --> 00:10:52,510 that he'd had to go off the hormones? 236 00:10:52,577 --> 00:10:54,145 Probably. 237 00:10:54,212 --> 00:10:56,447 Then Jackson'll stop developing. 238 00:10:56,515 --> 00:10:58,449 He'll never go through puberty. 239 00:10:58,517 --> 00:11:00,885 Maybe this isn't what's wrong with him. 240 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,620 Maybe the testosterone didn't cause it. 241 00:11:02,688 --> 00:11:06,023 Yeah, but if it is, then he'll never be a man. 242 00:11:06,091 --> 00:11:09,060 Did we make the wrong choice? 243 00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:18,669 You'll need to tell him the testosterone blocker 244 00:11:18,737 --> 00:11:22,573 is something else. 245 00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:24,008 Or maybe this is a good opportunity 246 00:11:24,076 --> 00:11:25,943 to tell him the truth. 247 00:11:26,011 --> 00:11:27,745 It might make it simpler. 248 00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:29,680 For all of you. 249 00:11:29,748 --> 00:11:34,018 You want us to tell a sick adolescent boy 250 00:11:34,086 --> 00:11:36,153 that he's really not an adolescent boy? 251 00:11:36,221 --> 00:11:38,489 That... doesn't seem simpler to me. 252 00:11:41,226 --> 00:11:42,226 No. 253 00:11:42,294 --> 00:11:45,563 Just... 254 00:11:45,630 --> 00:11:47,531 give him the meds. 255 00:11:50,202 --> 00:11:51,769 So you have pain 256 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:54,739 in one arm and both your legs. 257 00:11:54,806 --> 00:11:56,474 does it hurt right now? 258 00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:58,209 No. 259 00:11:58,276 --> 00:12:01,011 It's when I, like, put pressure on them. 260 00:12:01,079 --> 00:12:03,280 See... 261 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:06,250 it hurts when I do this. 262 00:12:06,318 --> 00:12:07,284 Ow. 263 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:10,721 And this. 264 00:12:10,789 --> 00:12:13,057 Ow. 265 00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:15,993 And this. 266 00:12:16,061 --> 00:12:17,428 Ow. 267 00:12:19,431 --> 00:12:20,364 What about this? 268 00:12:20,432 --> 00:12:23,234 Aah! 269 00:12:23,301 --> 00:12:26,070 Ow! 270 00:12:26,138 --> 00:12:29,607 Did you give House the moron with the broken finger? 271 00:12:29,674 --> 00:12:31,542 They've been in room two about ten minutes. 272 00:12:31,610 --> 00:12:34,478 Patient should've been screaming for another doctor 273 00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,847 seven minutes ago. 274 00:12:40,519 --> 00:12:42,253 Thanks, Brah. 275 00:12:53,198 --> 00:12:56,634 If I have this IV, why do I need a shot too? 276 00:12:58,970 --> 00:13:00,271 Just some extra medicine. 277 00:13:00,338 --> 00:13:03,507 Just to be safe. 278 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:05,509 I hear you're quite the basketball player. 279 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:06,577 What position? 280 00:13:06,645 --> 00:13:08,245 Point guard. 281 00:13:08,313 --> 00:13:09,313 Small forward. 282 00:13:09,381 --> 00:13:10,648 How's your crossover dribble? 283 00:13:10,715 --> 00:13:12,483 It's okay. 284 00:13:12,551 --> 00:13:14,118 Not really that into basketball. 285 00:13:14,186 --> 00:13:16,520 Gonna feel a little pinch, okay? 286 00:13:19,224 --> 00:13:22,760 So if you're not that into it, why did you join the team? 287 00:13:25,297 --> 00:13:26,730 My mom kind of made me do it. 288 00:13:26,798 --> 00:13:28,532 My parents were the same way. 289 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,668 Always pushing me to try new things. 290 00:13:30,735 --> 00:13:34,638 It's more like what she didn't want me to try. 291 00:13:34,706 --> 00:13:37,041 I—I wanted to take dance. 292 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,043 She flipped out and made me choose 293 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,811 between basketball and hockey. 294 00:13:40,879 --> 00:13:43,547 What does your dad say? 295 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:45,816 He seemed okay with it. 296 00:13:45,884 --> 00:13:47,551 Then he just caved in to my mom. 297 00:13:51,356 --> 00:13:52,656 Your palm is red. 298 00:13:52,724 --> 00:13:55,192 What does that mean? 299 00:13:55,260 --> 00:13:58,929 That we still don't know what's wrong with you. 300 00:14:04,870 --> 00:14:06,303 You were right. 301 00:14:06,371 --> 00:14:08,472 He is in a good mood. 302 00:14:15,714 --> 00:14:17,915 Bummer it didn't work out with you and Thirteen. 303 00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:19,517 It happens. 304 00:14:19,584 --> 00:14:20,918 You guys seemed happy together. 305 00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:22,353 It's probably for the best. 306 00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:24,154 You know, the bisexual thing and all. 307 00:14:24,222 --> 00:14:25,222 It was never an issue. 308 00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:26,490 No, it never is. 309 00:14:26,558 --> 00:14:28,092 Until it is. 310 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,593 This is Thirteen. 311 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:30,728 Before you guys got together, 312 00:14:30,795 --> 00:14:32,096 she was hooking up with a different girl 313 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,764 every night. 314 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,065 Long term, you really think 315 00:14:35,133 --> 00:14:39,904 you could compete with that? 316 00:14:39,971 --> 00:14:42,506 House, wake up. We have to talk. 317 00:14:42,574 --> 00:14:44,441 Stop pretending to be asleep. We're not leaving. 318 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:48,812 House. 319 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,448 What's going on? 320 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:52,816 House. 321 00:14:55,887 --> 00:14:56,787 He's not breathing. Can you get a pulse? 322 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,822 Barely. Call a Code. 323 00:14:58,890 --> 00:15:00,291 Get an ambu bag from the nurse's station. 324 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,159 Heart still working means synapses are still firing. 325 00:15:02,227 --> 00:15:05,729 We just need to get a message through. 326 00:15:05,797 --> 00:15:07,231 Aah! 327 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,238 You stopped breathing. 328 00:15:14,306 --> 00:15:16,674 What the hell is going on? 329 00:15:24,527 --> 00:15:26,194 I think my penis stopped breathing. 330 00:15:26,262 --> 00:15:27,295 Do you know CPR? 331 00:15:27,363 --> 00:15:28,863 Looks like your brain is okay. 332 00:15:28,931 --> 00:15:30,999 Pupils are equal, round, and reactive. 333 00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:32,701 I'm fine. 334 00:15:32,768 --> 00:15:33,802 Other than the fact 335 00:15:33,869 --> 00:15:36,237 that my nurple is now purple. 336 00:15:36,305 --> 00:15:37,505 No wonder you broke up with him. 337 00:15:37,573 --> 00:15:38,740 I'm surprised yours are still attached. 338 00:15:38,808 --> 00:15:40,175 By the way, 339 00:15:40,242 --> 00:15:41,710 I could see that from here. 340 00:15:41,777 --> 00:15:45,113 I assume those are our patient's lab results. 341 00:15:45,181 --> 00:15:46,548 The patient can wait. You could've died. 342 00:15:46,615 --> 00:15:47,982 The only reason you'd ignore 343 00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:49,451 a near-death experience 344 00:15:49,518 --> 00:15:50,685 is you don't care 345 00:15:50,753 --> 00:15:51,953 or you already know why it happened. 346 00:15:52,021 --> 00:15:53,388 It's called Vicodin. 347 00:15:53,456 --> 00:15:55,523 I took too many. 348 00:15:55,591 --> 00:15:56,725 Can I please get some information 349 00:15:56,792 --> 00:15:57,926 about our patient? 350 00:15:57,993 --> 00:15:59,227 Patient's palms are red. 351 00:15:59,295 --> 00:16:01,329 Lab tests confirmed liver and kidney dysfunction. 352 00:16:01,397 --> 00:16:02,997 I don't remember you taking any Vicodin today. 353 00:16:03,065 --> 00:16:04,566 I don't remember hiring my mother. 354 00:16:04,633 --> 00:16:06,634 What causes the enzymes 355 00:16:06,702 --> 00:16:08,703 in little boy George's existing heart problem 356 00:16:08,771 --> 00:16:10,138 and pelvic pain? 357 00:16:10,206 --> 00:16:12,173 You didn't take any yesterday at breakfast either. 358 00:16:12,241 --> 00:16:14,275 I don't remember having breakfast with my mother. 359 00:16:14,343 --> 00:16:16,444 Amyloidosis with systemic involvement. 360 00:16:16,512 --> 00:16:18,113 Protein levels are normal. 361 00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:19,447 This kid's depressed. 362 00:16:19,515 --> 00:16:20,949 If he's self-medicating with drugs and alcohol, 363 00:16:21,016 --> 00:16:22,317 that'd explain his symptoms. 364 00:16:22,384 --> 00:16:24,285 Search the school. Search the home. 365 00:16:24,353 --> 00:16:25,653 Seriously? Or are you just deflecting? 366 00:16:25,721 --> 00:16:27,522 Both. 367 00:16:30,693 --> 00:16:31,793 Where are you going? 368 00:16:31,861 --> 00:16:33,194 Nowhere. 369 00:16:33,262 --> 00:16:34,996 I'm staying right here. So we can properly discuss this. 370 00:16:39,401 --> 00:16:40,368 He's on heroin. 371 00:16:40,436 --> 00:16:41,603 How can you— 372 00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:42,871 Number one— 373 00:16:42,938 --> 00:16:45,006 He's happy, which means he's high. 374 00:16:45,074 --> 00:16:46,407 Number two— when he moved his bad leg, 375 00:16:46,475 --> 00:16:48,209 he didn't use his hands to support it. 376 00:16:48,277 --> 00:16:49,410 Whatever he's taking, 377 00:16:49,478 --> 00:16:51,746 it's stronger than Vicodin. 378 00:16:51,814 --> 00:16:53,248 What are we gonna do? 379 00:16:56,585 --> 00:16:59,621 You really think House took too many Vicodin? 380 00:16:59,688 --> 00:17:01,556 Guy pops 'em like candy. 381 00:17:01,624 --> 00:17:04,459 I'm surprised it hasn't happened before. 382 00:17:04,527 --> 00:17:05,827 You miss sleeping with women? 383 00:17:05,895 --> 00:17:08,129 Excuse me? 384 00:17:08,197 --> 00:17:09,464 Simple question. 385 00:17:09,532 --> 00:17:12,066 Yes. 386 00:17:12,134 --> 00:17:13,334 It's a simple answer. 387 00:17:13,402 --> 00:17:16,237 I'll... check under the bed. 388 00:17:18,841 --> 00:17:22,010 I also miss sleeping with other men. 389 00:17:22,077 --> 00:17:24,679 And I'm sure you miss sleeping with other women. 390 00:17:24,747 --> 00:17:27,348 Monogamy is like saying 391 00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:28,783 you're never gonna have 392 00:17:28,851 --> 00:17:30,952 any other ice cream flavor besides rocky road. 393 00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:32,887 So you're saying 394 00:17:32,955 --> 00:17:35,290 if you don't have pink bubblegum for a while, 395 00:17:35,357 --> 00:17:37,425 that one day you're gonna chase down the ice cream truck? 396 00:17:37,493 --> 00:17:39,127 No. 397 00:17:39,195 --> 00:17:40,995 Rocky road is great. 398 00:17:41,063 --> 00:17:47,001 It's a very delicious and complicated flavor. 399 00:17:47,069 --> 00:17:48,503 I also know that if I have other flavors, 400 00:17:48,571 --> 00:17:50,071 then rocky road is gonna be left in the freezer 401 00:17:50,139 --> 00:17:51,940 where anyone can just dip in. 402 00:17:52,007 --> 00:17:56,544 Can we please drop the metaphor? 403 00:17:56,612 --> 00:17:58,713 Why is this coming up now? 404 00:17:58,781 --> 00:18:01,649 Kutner said the silver lining of our break-up 405 00:18:01,717 --> 00:18:03,451 was I wouldn't be dumped for a girl. 406 00:18:03,519 --> 00:18:05,486 There's nothing in here either. 407 00:18:05,554 --> 00:18:06,821 Seems like you're wrong 408 00:18:06,889 --> 00:18:08,189 about this kid having drug or alcohol— 409 00:18:08,257 --> 00:18:09,190 When did he bring that up? 410 00:18:09,258 --> 00:18:11,092 Earlier today. 411 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,293 Right before— 412 00:18:12,361 --> 00:18:13,361 This morning Taub called you a robot. 413 00:18:13,429 --> 00:18:15,964 Huh. 414 00:18:16,031 --> 00:18:18,833 Either it's a big coincidence or... 415 00:18:18,901 --> 00:18:20,201 they're jerking us around. 416 00:18:20,269 --> 00:18:21,202 They know. 417 00:18:21,270 --> 00:18:23,338 And if they know, 418 00:18:23,405 --> 00:18:24,739 House knows. 419 00:18:24,807 --> 00:18:26,307 This is bad. 420 00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:28,142 No. 421 00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:30,778 This is good. 422 00:18:30,846 --> 00:18:33,982 House only has two ways to handle us still going out. 423 00:18:34,049 --> 00:18:35,550 He jerks us around or he fires us. 424 00:18:35,618 --> 00:18:37,418 He chose option A. 425 00:18:37,486 --> 00:18:38,953 This is good. 426 00:18:45,494 --> 00:18:48,329 But this is bad. 427 00:18:48,397 --> 00:18:50,531 "I stand alone, my soul and me, 428 00:18:50,599 --> 00:18:53,635 beneath the mask that others... see." 429 00:18:57,206 --> 00:18:58,406 His chest is still rising. 430 00:18:58,474 --> 00:18:59,741 He's just screwing with me 431 00:18:59,808 --> 00:19:02,210 'cause Cuddy made me babysit. 432 00:19:02,278 --> 00:19:04,512 "A pain that tears and bites 433 00:19:04,580 --> 00:19:05,813 "and will not bend. 434 00:19:05,881 --> 00:19:07,649 Only when I sleep will it end." 435 00:19:07,716 --> 00:19:09,951 Downer. 436 00:19:14,456 --> 00:19:15,890 You sure his chest is moving? 437 00:19:15,958 --> 00:19:17,425 House. 438 00:19:17,493 --> 00:19:19,027 If he's faking, you think he's gonna come clean 439 00:19:19,094 --> 00:19:20,895 'cause you said his name? 440 00:19:20,963 --> 00:19:21,963 Back off. 441 00:19:22,031 --> 00:19:23,932 Only Thirteen gets 442 00:19:23,999 --> 00:19:25,667 to grab my nipples this time. 443 00:19:25,734 --> 00:19:27,635 You know, recreating the moment when you made us 444 00:19:27,703 --> 00:19:30,705 crap our pants isn't actually all that funny. 445 00:19:30,773 --> 00:19:32,140 That is sweet that 446 00:19:32,207 --> 00:19:35,310 you're worried about House. 447 00:19:35,377 --> 00:19:39,013 Unless the next stanza reads 448 00:19:39,081 --> 00:19:40,415 "Hing to fry my brain to death, 449 00:19:40,482 --> 00:19:43,551 I smoked some primo crystal meth," 450 00:19:43,619 --> 00:19:45,019 I'm not interested. 451 00:19:45,087 --> 00:19:46,688 You can't deny that this kid may be suicidal. 452 00:19:46,755 --> 00:19:47,922 We're not here to make him happy. 453 00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:49,090 We're here to diagnose him. 454 00:19:49,158 --> 00:19:50,291 It's an infection. 455 00:19:50,359 --> 00:19:51,993 Swab of the kid's water bottle 456 00:19:52,061 --> 00:19:52,961 turned up toxoplasmosis. 457 00:19:53,028 --> 00:19:56,264 I'll start him on pyrimethamine. 458 00:20:04,773 --> 00:20:07,976 I had no idea he felt this way. 459 00:20:08,043 --> 00:20:11,279 Is there a therapist here that you can recommend? 460 00:20:11,347 --> 00:20:13,381 It might help more if you talked to him. 461 00:20:15,551 --> 00:20:16,584 He's not ready. 462 00:20:16,652 --> 00:20:18,119 If telling him the truth 463 00:20:18,187 --> 00:20:19,620 would help him stop feeling like this— 464 00:20:19,688 --> 00:20:21,823 If I knew that it would make him less confused, 465 00:20:21,890 --> 00:20:23,024 I'd tell him right now. 466 00:20:23,092 --> 00:20:25,860 But if she's wrong, 467 00:20:25,928 --> 00:20:27,228 we'd only make things worse. 468 00:20:27,296 --> 00:20:30,965 He obviously senses he's different. 469 00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:32,967 He's looking for answers. 470 00:20:33,035 --> 00:20:35,770 Every teenager feels different. 471 00:20:35,838 --> 00:20:38,706 He's sick. 472 00:20:38,774 --> 00:20:40,541 This isn't the time to spring this on him. 473 00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:45,380 Okay. 474 00:20:48,684 --> 00:20:49,851 When you give Jackson the antibiotics, 475 00:20:49,918 --> 00:20:52,286 will you please restart the testosterone? 476 00:20:52,354 --> 00:20:53,388 Sure. 477 00:20:57,659 --> 00:20:59,627 I get House wanting to jerk me and Thirteen around, 478 00:20:59,695 --> 00:21:00,795 but you guys? 479 00:21:00,863 --> 00:21:04,399 Told you they were still together. 480 00:21:04,466 --> 00:21:06,034 How do you know? 481 00:21:06,101 --> 00:21:08,236 Noticed you smell like Thirteen's soap every morning. 482 00:21:08,303 --> 00:21:09,971 You figured it out? 483 00:21:10,039 --> 00:21:11,639 Yes, I'm a little slow. 484 00:21:11,707 --> 00:21:12,974 Maybe someone should let me know 485 00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:14,008 when I should be insulted. 486 00:21:14,076 --> 00:21:16,611 Then House doesn't know. 487 00:21:16,678 --> 00:21:18,346 Probably does now that you felt her up 488 00:21:18,414 --> 00:21:23,051 during that last differential. 489 00:21:23,118 --> 00:21:25,586 You noticed this but House didn't? 490 00:21:25,654 --> 00:21:27,121 Yes, I get it. 491 00:21:27,189 --> 00:21:29,023 He's generally smarter than me. 492 00:21:29,091 --> 00:21:30,358 Can we please move on? 493 00:21:30,426 --> 00:21:31,259 He's not generally smarter than you. 494 00:21:31,326 --> 00:21:33,795 He's always smarter than you. 495 00:21:33,862 --> 00:21:36,731 Unless... 496 00:21:40,702 --> 00:21:41,736 Hello. 497 00:21:41,804 --> 00:21:43,638 House is on heroin. 498 00:21:46,642 --> 00:21:49,644 Well, that's certainly an... interesting notion. 499 00:21:49,711 --> 00:21:51,145 It's why his lungs stopped. 500 00:21:51,213 --> 00:21:52,447 It's why he okay'd the MRI. 501 00:21:52,514 --> 00:21:53,815 It's why he missed... 502 00:21:53,882 --> 00:21:56,751 things he wouldn't ordinarily miss. 503 00:21:56,819 --> 00:21:59,120 Um, we'll run some tests 504 00:21:59,188 --> 00:22:00,588 and I'll let you know. 505 00:22:00,656 --> 00:22:01,689 He's there, isn't he? 506 00:22:01,757 --> 00:22:02,557 Well, that would certainly explain 507 00:22:02,624 --> 00:22:03,658 the inappropriate responses. 508 00:22:03,725 --> 00:22:05,526 I—I gotta go. 509 00:22:05,594 --> 00:22:07,462 Okay. 510 00:22:07,529 --> 00:22:09,130 Sorry. A consult. 511 00:22:09,198 --> 00:22:11,599 When did you order these? 512 00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:13,167 When you were in the bathroom. 513 00:22:13,235 --> 00:22:16,737 I thought a celebration was in order. 514 00:22:16,805 --> 00:22:18,206 To cheating death. 515 00:22:26,815 --> 00:22:27,748 You off bourbon? 516 00:22:27,816 --> 00:22:28,950 We can get you something else. 517 00:22:29,017 --> 00:22:30,518 I came here expecting a burger. 518 00:22:30,586 --> 00:22:32,253 Figured I'd have to endure 519 00:22:32,321 --> 00:22:33,955 a little lecture on moderation. 520 00:22:34,022 --> 00:22:36,457 You never listen, so why— 521 00:22:36,525 --> 00:22:37,725 Instead, I get a drink. 522 00:22:37,793 --> 00:22:39,560 Nice little serving 523 00:22:39,628 --> 00:22:41,295 of respiratory depressant 524 00:22:41,363 --> 00:22:42,964 on the day that my lungs stopped working. 525 00:22:43,031 --> 00:22:44,665 You seem fine now. 526 00:22:44,733 --> 00:22:46,934 You don't believe that I OD'd on Vicodin. 527 00:22:47,002 --> 00:22:49,070 You figure I'm on something stronger. 528 00:22:49,138 --> 00:22:51,372 And because you can never, ever assume anything 529 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,940 but the most screwed-up scenarios, 530 00:22:53,008 --> 00:22:53,975 as far as I'm concerned— 531 00:22:54,042 --> 00:22:55,476 Funny how I'm usually right. 532 00:22:55,544 --> 00:22:58,212 You think that I'm on heroin. 533 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,114 This is your version of a tox screen. 534 00:23:00,182 --> 00:23:01,816 Because if I am on heroin, 535 00:23:01,884 --> 00:23:03,851 I can't drink that without risking 536 00:23:03,919 --> 00:23:06,954 another bout of not breathing. 537 00:23:10,092 --> 00:23:10,958 Well? 538 00:23:21,637 --> 00:23:22,770 Good night. 539 00:23:30,045 --> 00:23:31,012 Another shot? 540 00:23:31,079 --> 00:23:32,914 I'm afraid so. 541 00:23:32,981 --> 00:23:36,551 That looks like the vitamins my parents give me. 542 00:23:36,618 --> 00:23:40,254 Same red top. 543 00:23:47,396 --> 00:23:51,232 These aren't vitamins. 544 00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:52,567 What is it? 545 00:23:52,634 --> 00:23:55,102 I can't tell you that. 546 00:23:55,170 --> 00:23:56,270 You should ask your parents. 547 00:24:02,945 --> 00:24:04,412 You idiot! 548 00:24:08,650 --> 00:24:09,884 Okay, I admit it. 549 00:24:09,952 --> 00:24:12,286 I have bulimia. 550 00:24:12,354 --> 00:24:13,321 I look good though, don't I? 551 00:24:13,388 --> 00:24:14,422 Heroin. 552 00:24:14,489 --> 00:24:15,957 Heroin! 553 00:24:16,024 --> 00:24:18,092 House, of all the stupid— 554 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,328 I'm not on heroin. 555 00:24:20,395 --> 00:24:22,230 I just caught you with your fingers down your throat. 556 00:24:22,297 --> 00:24:23,297 I'm on methadone. 557 00:24:26,468 --> 00:24:28,369 Stupid product. 558 00:24:28,437 --> 00:24:29,837 Heroin without the high. 559 00:24:29,905 --> 00:24:32,673 Yeah, and twice the risk of death. 560 00:24:32,741 --> 00:24:33,874 But no risk of arrest. 561 00:24:33,942 --> 00:24:35,176 You nearly died. 562 00:24:35,244 --> 00:24:36,611 Today was a fluke. I nodded off. 563 00:24:36,678 --> 00:24:37,678 Right. 564 00:24:37,746 --> 00:24:39,113 You're safe as long as you 565 00:24:39,181 --> 00:24:40,715 never sleep again. 566 00:24:40,782 --> 00:24:41,816 Mistime your dose, 567 00:24:41,883 --> 00:24:42,917 you die. 568 00:24:42,985 --> 00:24:43,884 Couple of drinks, you die. 569 00:24:43,952 --> 00:24:45,152 Mix it with the wrong drugs, 570 00:24:45,220 --> 00:24:46,387 you die. 571 00:24:46,455 --> 00:24:47,588 You want to detox from Vicodin? 572 00:24:47,656 --> 00:24:49,290 Pick something that won't kill you. 573 00:24:49,358 --> 00:24:50,324 I'm not detoxing. 574 00:24:52,594 --> 00:24:53,995 If you're looking for something 575 00:24:54,062 --> 00:24:55,463 to help with your pain— 576 00:24:55,530 --> 00:24:57,665 Doesn't help my pain. 577 00:24:57,733 --> 00:25:00,301 It eliminates it. 578 00:25:09,778 --> 00:25:12,113 My leg doesn't hurt anymore. 579 00:25:23,593 --> 00:25:25,060 She completely disregarded our instructions. 580 00:25:25,127 --> 00:25:27,262 He asked a question. I was tired of lying. 581 00:25:27,330 --> 00:25:29,331 I didn't tell him anything about his genetic condition. 582 00:25:29,398 --> 00:25:31,733 I want her removed from our son's case. 583 00:25:31,801 --> 00:25:33,768 I'm sorry for the position 584 00:25:33,836 --> 00:25:35,170 Dr. Hadley put you in, 585 00:25:35,237 --> 00:25:37,772 but I can't do that. 586 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,140 She's a valuable part of Dr. House's 587 00:25:39,208 --> 00:25:40,542 diagnostic team. 588 00:25:40,610 --> 00:25:43,211 If he stays on the case, so does she. 589 00:25:43,279 --> 00:25:45,013 We have to deal with Jackson. 590 00:25:45,081 --> 00:25:46,848 These questions aren't gonna go away. 591 00:25:46,916 --> 00:25:48,883 He's not ready for this. 592 00:25:51,420 --> 00:25:54,522 Let's hope you're wrong. 593 00:25:59,762 --> 00:26:01,596 I'm sorry. I'll stay away from their son. 594 00:26:01,664 --> 00:26:03,765 No, you won't. 595 00:26:03,833 --> 00:26:05,467 In about 15 minutes, 596 00:26:05,534 --> 00:26:07,035 you're the only person that kid's gonna trust. 597 00:26:07,103 --> 00:26:08,770 If he needs a hand to hold, 598 00:26:08,838 --> 00:26:09,838 make sure yours is available. 599 00:26:16,612 --> 00:26:19,981 So what? 600 00:26:20,049 --> 00:26:22,817 Am I a boy or a girl? 601 00:26:22,885 --> 00:26:25,854 Some of your cells are male... 602 00:26:25,921 --> 00:26:26,921 and some are female. 603 00:26:26,989 --> 00:26:28,923 So basically I'm a freak. 604 00:26:28,991 --> 00:26:32,527 No, no, buddy. 605 00:26:32,595 --> 00:26:33,928 You're just a little different. 606 00:26:37,433 --> 00:26:39,467 You've known this... 607 00:26:39,535 --> 00:26:41,302 Since I was born. 608 00:26:41,370 --> 00:26:42,971 And you never told me. 609 00:26:43,039 --> 00:26:44,739 We didn't want you to be confused. 610 00:26:44,807 --> 00:26:46,107 So you lied to me. 611 00:26:46,175 --> 00:26:48,276 Oh, please, sweetie, 612 00:26:48,344 --> 00:26:49,744 we were just trying to protect you. 613 00:26:49,812 --> 00:26:52,347 Don't. 614 00:26:52,415 --> 00:26:55,984 Just leave me alone. 615 00:26:56,052 --> 00:26:57,919 Get out. 616 00:27:00,489 --> 00:27:01,656 Let's go. 617 00:27:15,871 --> 00:27:16,705 You still breathing in there? 618 00:27:16,772 --> 00:27:18,206 'Cause if not, 619 00:27:18,274 --> 00:27:21,142 I'm sending in janitorial. 620 00:27:21,210 --> 00:27:22,343 I'm not breathing. 621 00:27:22,411 --> 00:27:23,912 But it's strictly voluntary. 622 00:27:23,979 --> 00:27:26,047 Should've seen the guy who was in here before me. 623 00:27:26,115 --> 00:27:27,282 I know about the methadone. 624 00:27:30,352 --> 00:27:31,286 It's legal. 625 00:27:31,353 --> 00:27:33,021 I have a prescription. 626 00:27:33,089 --> 00:27:35,924 Whatever doctor you conned into writing it 627 00:27:35,991 --> 00:27:37,592 clearly had no idea about your addiction issues. 628 00:27:37,660 --> 00:27:39,060 Your lack of— he knows I'm in pain. 629 00:27:39,128 --> 00:27:41,963 What I put in my body is my business. 630 00:27:42,031 --> 00:27:44,466 You keep taking this, you could die. 631 00:27:44,533 --> 00:27:46,101 If you'd said that if I keep doing this 632 00:27:46,168 --> 00:27:47,869 you could die, then it'd be your business. 633 00:27:50,172 --> 00:27:52,674 I can't sit by and watch you kill yourself. 634 00:27:52,742 --> 00:27:54,309 As long as you're in my hospital, 635 00:27:54,376 --> 00:27:55,510 You can't do methadone. 636 00:28:04,386 --> 00:28:05,687 I'll send someone for my stuff. 637 00:28:08,858 --> 00:28:09,824 That's it? 638 00:28:09,892 --> 00:28:12,093 You're quitting? 639 00:28:12,161 --> 00:28:14,362 You're choosing methadone over this job? 640 00:28:14,430 --> 00:28:17,932 I'm choosing lack of pain over this job. 641 00:28:28,177 --> 00:28:30,945 Eventually you have to talk to your parents again. 642 00:28:31,013 --> 00:28:33,414 No, I don't. 643 00:28:43,826 --> 00:28:46,094 I have this one friend. 644 00:28:46,162 --> 00:28:47,929 He's on my basketball team. Will. 645 00:28:47,997 --> 00:28:51,199 We hang out a lot. 646 00:28:51,267 --> 00:28:52,700 I really like him. 647 00:28:52,768 --> 00:28:56,037 Now I'm worried that I... 648 00:28:56,105 --> 00:28:58,439 you know, like him. 649 00:29:01,610 --> 00:29:04,312 Maybe I'm supposed to. 650 00:29:04,380 --> 00:29:08,750 Because if I'm really a girl... 651 00:29:08,818 --> 00:29:11,452 Hmm. 652 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,321 Do you feel like a girl? 653 00:29:13,389 --> 00:29:17,425 I like dancing more than basketball. 654 00:29:17,493 --> 00:29:20,728 Is that what that means? 655 00:29:25,868 --> 00:29:28,603 Jackson... 656 00:29:28,671 --> 00:29:31,306 As hard as it is right now, 657 00:29:31,373 --> 00:29:33,174 at least it's out in the open. 658 00:29:33,242 --> 00:29:37,946 You don't have to hide behind a mask. 659 00:29:42,251 --> 00:29:44,552 I found the poem you wrote in your room. 660 00:29:48,324 --> 00:29:50,091 No matter how bad things get, 661 00:29:50,159 --> 00:29:53,828 killing yourself is never the answer. 662 00:30:00,236 --> 00:30:02,136 This was an English assignment. 663 00:30:05,241 --> 00:30:06,574 We were supposed to write a poem 664 00:30:06,642 --> 00:30:08,776 in the style of Sylvia Plath. 665 00:30:13,749 --> 00:30:17,919 You don't feel this way? 666 00:30:17,987 --> 00:30:21,756 I'm sad sometimes. 667 00:30:21,824 --> 00:30:24,192 I don't want to die. 668 00:30:24,260 --> 00:30:26,828 At least, I didn't. 669 00:30:36,372 --> 00:30:39,307 Are these antibiotics supposed to make you nauseous? 670 00:30:39,375 --> 00:30:42,810 Yeah, they can. 671 00:31:23,438 --> 00:31:24,938 We're on our own. 672 00:31:25,006 --> 00:31:26,006 Is he okay? 673 00:31:26,074 --> 00:31:27,507 He's fine. He's just not here. 674 00:31:27,575 --> 00:31:28,875 Did he quit? Did she suspend him? 675 00:31:28,943 --> 00:31:30,043 She didn't say. 676 00:31:30,111 --> 00:31:31,044 She just told me I was in charge 677 00:31:31,112 --> 00:31:33,046 until further notice. 678 00:31:33,114 --> 00:31:34,347 So if we add bloody vomit 679 00:31:34,415 --> 00:31:35,749 to our patient's list of symptoms. 680 00:31:35,817 --> 00:31:37,651 Surgeon reports the bleeding was caused 681 00:31:37,719 --> 00:31:39,019 by a gastric fistula 682 00:31:39,087 --> 00:31:40,420 caused by necrotizing pancreatitis. 683 00:31:40,488 --> 00:31:41,788 She must've told you something. 684 00:31:41,856 --> 00:31:43,290 Nothing that would help us with this patient. 685 00:31:43,357 --> 00:31:45,492 Heart, liver, kidneys, and pancreas. 686 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:46,593 Obviously whatever this kid's got 687 00:31:46,661 --> 00:31:49,062 is something systemic. 688 00:31:49,130 --> 00:31:51,565 Zollinger-Ellison? 689 00:31:51,632 --> 00:31:53,533 Or systemic scleroderma. 690 00:31:53,601 --> 00:31:55,435 Zollinger-Ellison fits better. 691 00:31:55,503 --> 00:31:56,436 Why? 692 00:31:56,504 --> 00:31:57,504 Can we at least call House? 693 00:31:57,572 --> 00:31:58,538 We can. 694 00:31:58,606 --> 00:32:00,207 I have. He's not answering. 695 00:32:00,274 --> 00:32:02,109 Put the patient on proton pump inhibitors. 696 00:32:02,176 --> 00:32:03,744 If he gets better, it's Zollinger-Ellison. 697 00:32:03,811 --> 00:32:05,445 If not, it's scleroderma. 698 00:32:11,385 --> 00:32:14,187 Zollinger-Ellison doesn't fit better. 699 00:32:14,255 --> 00:32:16,623 You don't want it to be scleroderma 700 00:32:16,691 --> 00:32:17,524 Because that means he's gonna die. 701 00:32:17,592 --> 00:32:19,559 Patients die all the time. 702 00:32:19,627 --> 00:32:21,394 Not the ones whose family you've ruined. 703 00:32:21,462 --> 00:32:23,463 I don't think that. 704 00:32:23,531 --> 00:32:26,133 You do. 705 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,400 It's not your fault. 706 00:32:27,468 --> 00:32:29,770 He was no more confused than any other teenager. 707 00:32:29,837 --> 00:32:32,072 Then I started a fire and threw gas on it. 708 00:32:32,140 --> 00:32:34,641 You were trying to help. 709 00:32:41,182 --> 00:32:43,283 Hi, is House here? 710 00:32:43,351 --> 00:32:44,718 He's getting dressed. 711 00:32:44,786 --> 00:32:46,720 I'll be back around 10:00 tonight. 712 00:32:49,190 --> 00:32:50,824 Go on in. 713 00:32:50,892 --> 00:32:51,858 Okay. 714 00:32:55,930 --> 00:32:57,164 Who was she? 715 00:32:57,231 --> 00:32:58,965 I hired her to watch me sleep. 716 00:32:59,033 --> 00:33:00,667 Make sure I don't stop breathing. 717 00:33:00,735 --> 00:33:03,870 Home nurses usually wear scrubs. 718 00:33:03,938 --> 00:33:06,106 She's not a nurse. 719 00:33:06,174 --> 00:33:08,708 You hired a hooker to watch you sleep? 720 00:33:08,776 --> 00:33:12,779 That just can't— 721 00:33:12,847 --> 00:33:14,948 Surprisingly, hookers are cheaper. 722 00:33:15,016 --> 00:33:17,250 And they don't sue for sexual harassment. 723 00:33:17,318 --> 00:33:18,451 Which one? 724 00:33:18,519 --> 00:33:21,621 You shaved. 725 00:33:21,689 --> 00:33:22,889 The red one then. 726 00:33:22,957 --> 00:33:25,225 You have two ties? 727 00:33:25,293 --> 00:33:27,828 Meeting at St. Sebastian's today. 728 00:33:27,895 --> 00:33:29,596 Gonna try and talk 'em 729 00:33:29,664 --> 00:33:31,464 into starting up a diagnostics department. 730 00:33:31,532 --> 00:33:33,133 Sounds great. 731 00:33:33,201 --> 00:33:35,235 I just came by 732 00:33:35,303 --> 00:33:36,536 to check up on you. 733 00:33:36,604 --> 00:33:37,737 See how you were doing. 734 00:33:39,907 --> 00:33:41,241 I'm fine. 735 00:33:41,309 --> 00:33:43,944 I guess you are. 736 00:33:46,781 --> 00:33:48,748 He hasn't responded to the medication at all? 737 00:33:48,816 --> 00:33:50,584 I'm afraid not. 738 00:33:50,651 --> 00:33:52,919 So... 739 00:33:52,987 --> 00:33:54,454 That means he's got the other thing? 740 00:33:54,522 --> 00:33:55,989 I'm so sorry. 741 00:33:56,057 --> 00:33:58,959 We'll start him on anti-inflammatories. 742 00:33:59,026 --> 00:34:00,794 If we're lucky, 743 00:34:00,862 --> 00:34:03,263 that will slow down the progression. 744 00:34:11,038 --> 00:34:13,240 My son has a death sentence 745 00:34:13,307 --> 00:34:14,674 and I can't go in there and be with him 746 00:34:14,742 --> 00:34:15,709 because of you. 747 00:34:15,776 --> 00:34:17,244 I'm sorry. 748 00:34:17,311 --> 00:34:18,678 You find a homework assignment 749 00:34:18,746 --> 00:34:20,313 and decide he's suicidal. 750 00:34:20,381 --> 00:34:23,283 Make it your own personal mission. 751 00:34:23,351 --> 00:34:24,351 I let my feelings— 752 00:34:24,418 --> 00:34:26,319 Oh, don't you dare apologize. 753 00:34:26,387 --> 00:34:28,154 Like it could absolve you 754 00:34:28,222 --> 00:34:30,290 of what you've done to me, my family. 755 00:34:30,358 --> 00:34:32,025 He was fine. 756 00:34:32,093 --> 00:34:34,094 I understand why you're angry. 757 00:34:34,161 --> 00:34:36,363 But this isn't where you belong right now. 758 00:34:36,430 --> 00:34:37,697 He won't let us in the room. 759 00:34:37,765 --> 00:34:39,065 He's a teenager. 760 00:34:39,133 --> 00:34:40,800 You're his mother. 761 00:34:40,868 --> 00:34:42,903 This is not the time to start listening to him. 762 00:34:42,970 --> 00:34:46,106 Go be with him. 763 00:34:53,214 --> 00:34:57,350 Thank you. 764 00:34:57,418 --> 00:34:58,952 I didn't do it for you. 765 00:35:05,226 --> 00:35:06,860 We made a mistake. 766 00:35:06,928 --> 00:35:08,161 No, we didn't. 767 00:35:08,229 --> 00:35:09,796 The methadone's good for him. 768 00:35:09,864 --> 00:35:11,731 The methadone is gonna kill him. 769 00:35:11,799 --> 00:35:13,133 He shaved. 770 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,534 He was wearing a tie. 771 00:35:14,602 --> 00:35:16,136 He has a meeting at St. Sebastian. 772 00:35:16,203 --> 00:35:17,771 If he buys a new pair of shoes, 773 00:35:17,838 --> 00:35:19,472 should we let him smoke crack? 774 00:35:19,540 --> 00:35:20,707 Cuddy, he's happy. 775 00:35:20,775 --> 00:35:22,275 House doesn't do happy. 776 00:35:22,343 --> 00:35:24,210 Pain or no pain. 777 00:35:24,278 --> 00:35:27,514 Okay, maybe... 778 00:35:27,581 --> 00:35:29,783 but he's our friend. 779 00:35:29,850 --> 00:35:34,187 And this is his one chance to not be miserable. 780 00:35:57,860 --> 00:36:00,361 The heels. Very nice. 781 00:36:00,429 --> 00:36:01,763 No reason not to wear them 782 00:36:01,830 --> 00:36:03,598 now that House is gone. 783 00:36:03,666 --> 00:36:05,066 You okay? 784 00:36:05,134 --> 00:36:06,934 Yeah. Just tired. 785 00:36:07,002 --> 00:36:08,636 Got some good news. 786 00:36:08,704 --> 00:36:10,271 Patient's scleroderma is responding 787 00:36:10,339 --> 00:36:11,572 to the anti-inflammatory meds. 788 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:13,207 His AST level's dropped a bit. 789 00:36:13,275 --> 00:36:16,844 So he's dying slightly less quickly than we thought. 790 00:36:16,912 --> 00:36:21,082 That's great news. 791 00:36:21,150 --> 00:36:22,950 I'm not okay. 792 00:36:23,018 --> 00:36:25,086 Next time just say that. 793 00:36:28,824 --> 00:36:31,125 What's his AST? 794 00:36:31,193 --> 00:36:32,560 Uh... 185, I think. 795 00:36:32,628 --> 00:36:34,429 That's a pretty fast drop. 796 00:36:34,496 --> 00:36:35,630 Are we sure it's from the anti-inflammatories? 797 00:36:35,698 --> 00:36:37,231 What else could it be from? 798 00:36:37,299 --> 00:36:38,332 He's been off the antibiotics for a while. 799 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:39,300 Proton pump inhibitor's— 800 00:36:39,368 --> 00:36:40,702 He's back on testosterone. 801 00:36:40,769 --> 00:36:42,303 Testosterone wouldn't help his liver function. 802 00:36:42,371 --> 00:36:44,138 But it could improve his kidney function 803 00:36:44,206 --> 00:36:45,940 which would also lower his AST. 804 00:36:46,008 --> 00:36:48,009 But not in kidneys damaged by scleroderma. 805 00:36:48,077 --> 00:36:51,245 Which means it's not scleroderma. 806 00:36:56,485 --> 00:36:58,619 I have an interview in two hours. 807 00:36:58,687 --> 00:37:01,122 Wow. 808 00:37:01,190 --> 00:37:03,558 Hand over my letter of recommendation. 809 00:37:03,625 --> 00:37:05,460 Mm, sorry, I haven't done it yet. 810 00:37:05,527 --> 00:37:08,329 You have no right to sabotage— 811 00:37:08,397 --> 00:37:09,897 I was busy with this. 812 00:37:12,568 --> 00:37:14,769 It's a list of requirements for your methadone treatment. 813 00:37:14,837 --> 00:37:17,071 Weekly drug tests. 814 00:37:17,139 --> 00:37:18,439 Supervised doses 815 00:37:18,507 --> 00:37:20,475 administered on a precise schedule by me 816 00:37:20,542 --> 00:37:22,677 or one of the nurses. 817 00:37:22,745 --> 00:37:24,879 Seems weird getting my meds here 818 00:37:24,947 --> 00:37:26,114 when I'm working somewhere else. 819 00:37:26,181 --> 00:37:29,751 Yes. 820 00:37:29,818 --> 00:37:32,253 I'm offering you your job back. 821 00:37:35,057 --> 00:37:36,023 I want a raise. 822 00:37:36,091 --> 00:37:37,458 No. 823 00:37:37,526 --> 00:37:40,194 And a bigger office... but in the same spot. 824 00:37:40,262 --> 00:37:42,897 No. 825 00:37:42,965 --> 00:37:46,901 We both know this is where you belong. 826 00:37:50,105 --> 00:37:53,341 Okay. 827 00:37:53,408 --> 00:37:56,310 Welcome back. 828 00:38:01,617 --> 00:38:03,985 Thank you. 829 00:38:04,052 --> 00:38:06,254 You're welcome. 830 00:38:14,630 --> 00:38:16,364 You okay? 831 00:38:16,431 --> 00:38:19,567 I have issues with authority. - You? 832 00:38:19,635 --> 00:38:21,569 W-we thought you were gone. 833 00:38:21,637 --> 00:38:23,137 Cuddy missed me. 834 00:38:23,205 --> 00:38:24,305 And what happened to your cane? 835 00:38:24,373 --> 00:38:26,941 She asked to borrow it for some reason. 836 00:38:27,009 --> 00:38:30,077 Patient dead or do I need to do anything? 837 00:38:30,145 --> 00:38:31,245 He's got scleroderma. 838 00:38:31,313 --> 00:38:33,314 It's not scleroderma. 839 00:38:33,382 --> 00:38:34,448 Wow. 840 00:38:34,516 --> 00:38:36,584 Two days, and you've already got 841 00:38:36,652 --> 00:38:38,219 two separate theories. 842 00:38:38,287 --> 00:38:40,721 You're back. Good. 843 00:38:40,789 --> 00:38:42,190 We noticed a drop in AST levels. 844 00:38:42,257 --> 00:38:44,158 It's not from the anti-inflammatory meds. 845 00:38:44,226 --> 00:38:45,693 It's because his kidneys got better from the testosterone. 846 00:38:45,761 --> 00:38:47,328 Which rules out scleroderma. 847 00:38:47,396 --> 00:38:49,831 When did you two come up with this? 848 00:38:49,898 --> 00:38:51,933 We ran into each other in the lobby. 849 00:38:55,037 --> 00:38:56,370 What did we miss? 850 00:38:56,438 --> 00:38:57,371 When I say "we" I mean "you," 851 00:38:57,439 --> 00:38:58,406 Since I wasn't here. 852 00:38:58,473 --> 00:38:59,941 We've ruled out Zollinger-Ellison. 853 00:39:00,008 --> 00:39:01,542 That was a dumb idea. 854 00:39:01,610 --> 00:39:02,543 Why? 855 00:39:02,611 --> 00:39:03,644 Because it was wrong. 856 00:39:03,712 --> 00:39:04,745 Also toxoplasmosis, 857 00:39:04,813 --> 00:39:06,013 dehydration, 858 00:39:06,081 --> 00:39:08,583 SLE, various intersex disorders. 859 00:39:08,650 --> 00:39:09,817 Oh, crap. 860 00:39:12,788 --> 00:39:14,689 This kid like energy drinks? 861 00:39:14,756 --> 00:39:16,824 I saw some empty bottles 862 00:39:16,892 --> 00:39:19,393 in the team locker room. 863 00:39:19,461 --> 00:39:20,328 But energy drinks don't explain— 864 00:39:20,395 --> 00:39:21,429 Nice work. 865 00:39:21,496 --> 00:39:23,631 So... we're okay? 866 00:39:23,699 --> 00:39:27,768 Why wouldn't we be? 867 00:39:27,836 --> 00:39:29,170 Nice heels. 868 00:39:37,746 --> 00:39:38,679 This is all your parents' fault. 869 00:39:38,747 --> 00:39:40,448 Excuse me? 870 00:39:40,515 --> 00:39:42,116 Chug a lot of energy drinks 871 00:39:42,184 --> 00:39:45,052 before, during, and after practice? 872 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,722 Your son came in here with simple dehydration. 873 00:39:47,789 --> 00:39:50,024 That's why he collapsed during the game. 874 00:39:50,092 --> 00:39:51,359 The ER treated him for that. 875 00:39:51,426 --> 00:39:52,460 It didn't help the pain. 876 00:39:52,527 --> 00:39:53,995 That's where the energy drinks came in. 877 00:39:54,062 --> 00:39:55,630 They put a strain on his kidneys 878 00:39:55,697 --> 00:39:56,764 so he needed more time to rebound 879 00:39:56,832 --> 00:39:57,932 from the initial dehydration. 880 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,533 Then why isn't he better? 881 00:39:59,601 --> 00:40:01,602 That's where your idiocy came in. 882 00:40:01,670 --> 00:40:04,405 Before we could give him another glass of water, 883 00:40:04,473 --> 00:40:06,340 you two insisted I do an MRI. 884 00:40:06,408 --> 00:40:09,443 So I go down a blind alley 885 00:40:09,511 --> 00:40:11,279 looking for a blind uterus. 886 00:40:11,346 --> 00:40:13,681 And my team injects him with contrast material. 887 00:40:13,749 --> 00:40:16,150 If his kidneys had been healthy, 888 00:40:16,218 --> 00:40:17,251 they would've filtered out the contrast 889 00:40:17,319 --> 00:40:18,686 in a couple hours. 890 00:40:18,754 --> 00:40:21,222 Since they weren't, they went around and around. 891 00:40:21,290 --> 00:40:22,523 Eventually getting absorbed by his heart, 892 00:40:22,591 --> 00:40:23,925 his liver, and his pancreas, 893 00:40:23,992 --> 00:40:25,893 getting in trouble everywhere it went. 894 00:40:25,961 --> 00:40:28,462 Your son was fine when he got here. 895 00:40:28,530 --> 00:40:31,632 It was your freaked-out overprotectiveness 896 00:40:31,700 --> 00:40:32,667 that nearly killed him. 897 00:40:32,734 --> 00:40:34,835 Nearly? 898 00:40:34,903 --> 00:40:36,504 He's young. 899 00:40:36,571 --> 00:40:38,706 A few weeks of dialysis, 900 00:40:38,774 --> 00:40:42,143 he should be fine. 901 00:40:48,183 --> 00:40:50,751 You gave birth to a freak of nature. 902 00:40:50,819 --> 00:40:53,654 Doesn't mean it's a good idea to treat him like one. 903 00:41:05,934 --> 00:41:07,868 How you feeling? 904 00:41:07,936 --> 00:41:09,537 A little bit better. 905 00:41:09,604 --> 00:41:12,173 I saw you talking to your parents earlier. 906 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:13,541 That's good. 907 00:41:13,608 --> 00:41:16,043 My mom asked if I wanted to take dance lessons. 908 00:41:16,111 --> 00:41:18,579 That's great. 909 00:41:18,647 --> 00:41:20,548 I'm actually worried I might miss basketball. 910 00:41:20,615 --> 00:41:23,117 Starting to get good. 911 00:41:23,185 --> 00:41:24,352 There's no reason you can't do both. 912 00:41:45,574 --> 00:41:46,841 Starting tomorrow, 913 00:41:46,908 --> 00:41:48,175 you'll come to my office for your fix. 914 00:41:48,243 --> 00:41:52,413 I'm done with the methadone. 915 00:41:52,481 --> 00:41:53,848 I screwed up. 916 00:41:53,915 --> 00:41:56,817 The kids' parents wanted that MRI. 917 00:41:56,885 --> 00:41:57,985 I knew he didn't need it. 918 00:41:58,053 --> 00:41:59,553 I did it anyway. 919 00:41:59,621 --> 00:42:02,690 That's what got him sick. 920 00:42:02,758 --> 00:42:04,692 You just solved a case that no one else could solve. 921 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:06,494 I created a case. 922 00:42:06,561 --> 00:42:10,498 I played nice because I was in a good mood 923 00:42:10,565 --> 00:42:12,333 because I didn't hurt. 924 00:42:12,401 --> 00:42:14,869 You don't need your pain to be a good doctor. 925 00:42:14,936 --> 00:42:16,203 I'm not interested in good. 926 00:42:16,271 --> 00:42:17,505 You're afraid to be happy. 927 00:42:17,572 --> 00:42:20,074 Why do you care if I'm happy? 928 00:42:27,983 --> 00:42:29,183 You're afraid of change. 929 00:42:29,251 --> 00:42:31,719 The one thing you have is your intellect. 930 00:42:31,787 --> 00:42:33,587 You think if that's compromised, you have nothing. 931 00:42:39,761 --> 00:42:41,495 Just take it. 932 00:42:41,563 --> 00:42:43,431 No. 933 00:42:43,498 --> 00:42:44,932 Don't do this. 934 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,002 It's already done. 935 00:42:51,673 --> 00:42:53,808 This is the only me you get.