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You have a patient waiting.
See?

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I'm waiting
for a follow-up.

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If you're talking
about Mr. Casdin,

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he has a "deceased"
sticker on his file,

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as do all the other follow-ups
you have scheduled for today.

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Whoops.

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I had colds all winter.

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Well, I've been
in this room awhile,

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but it's spring now, right?

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I feel run-down

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like maybe something big
is coming on.

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Run-down.
Come on, give me something.

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Sore throat?
- No.

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Runny nose?
- No.

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I know it sounds weird,
I'm a nurse,

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but could you run
maybe a CBC or thyroid up—

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Dr. Cuddy,
I need a consult.

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Until she stops seizing,
I may as well

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go back to my office
and get my diagnosis on.

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She's urinating on herself.

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She's having a seizure.
If she hadn't peed—

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It's green.

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Interesting.

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35-year-old woman.

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Head of nursing
at an old-age home.

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Neurological symptoms
and "P"?

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Oh, green pee.
I get it.

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Nice.

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"Neuro" is also
written in green.

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Does that mean she has green
neurological symptoms as well?

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From now on,
I'm gonna use two colors.

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Green indicates irony.

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Pseudomonas infection.

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She'd have a fever.
Toxins?

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Why are we taking
this case?

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Welcome, your lordship.

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We were just preparing
your morning briefing.

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Sorry I'm late.

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And, yes,
green pee does meet

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the only diagnostic requirement
you care about—

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It's interesting.

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But is it worth
us taking this case?

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"Us" aren't
taking anything.

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I'm taking.
You're accepting.

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Okay, I accept.

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She has adult-onset epilepsy,

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and she really likes
those St. Patrick's day beers.

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Go check out
the house and the office

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for toxins and infections.

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Her neuro exam was normal.

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No subsequent seizures.

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It's not life-threatening.
It's not important.

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Luckily neither are you.

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You okay?

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I'm fine.

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You and House this morning,

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the way you were arguing.

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Airing disagreements
doesn't qualify as arguing.

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Come on, man.

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I'm just trying to help.
We're friends.

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There are
400 Japanese teenagers

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you were playing Halo
with last night

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you're better friends with.

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Your avatar should ask
their avatars

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how they're doing.

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I consider you
a good friend

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even if we don't hang
that much outside work.

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I wasn't arguing with him.

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You kinda were.

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Fine, I was.

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And you know what,
I was right.

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You got conned.

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Methylthioninium
chloride.

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Notable side effect,
green urine.

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She's a nurse.
She knows the dosage.

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Knows how to fake a seizure.

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She pees pea soup and gets
the warm attention of doctors

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all week long.

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She's a Munchausen,
and you're her mark.

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So you're insight
is based on discovering

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an anti-alzheimer's drug
at an old-age home.

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No good reason
it'd be sitting in her desk.

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You ever tried
to pee on yourself in public?

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It's not easy.

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Sorry, I rushed
the jewish frat.

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We peed in private.

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For good reason.

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I can spot
a fake seizure.

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Which means this was real.

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Which means her problem
is phenol.

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Carbolic acid?

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Yeah, maybe she
accidentally inhaled some

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at a gout treatment facility
circa 1890.

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It's still in some
antiseptic throat sprays.

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She's been chugging it
all winter for her colds.

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Phenol explains the seizure
and the urine.

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She'd have to drink
five bottles a day.

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Which is why I'm sure
you won't have trouble

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discovering evidence of it
when you search her house.

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Bye.

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And you can start her on
charcoal hemoperfusion

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for the phenol poisoning.

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Seriously?

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Oh, you were lying
about the throat spray.

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That does make more sense.

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So why are you
wasting Taub's time?

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Because I don't
want him to know that I'm

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wasting my time disproving
his fake seizure theory.

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Zip.

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Chris?

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Chris Taub, right?

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Neil Zane.

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I was two years under you
at Collegiate High, remember?

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Sure.

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So you're some
big doctor here now?

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I'm a doctor.
You?

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Well, I was speaking
at an Econ course

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over at the University.

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I tripped and banged my leg.

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I have some time.

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Come with me.

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Hi.
Tests back?

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Head CT was negative.

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What about
a thyroid uptake

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or abdominal ultrasound?

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Sure.

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How 'bout I flash some lights
in front of your face first?

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You want me to have
another seizure?

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We're gonna have
to give up the room

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unless we can
confirm a problem.

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Okay.

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Damn it.

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Oh, God.

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Please forgive me.
I'm so sorry.

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What are you
worried about?

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Maybe a night in jail
for fraud.

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I have to go tell one
of my employees he was right.

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I'm not a Munchausen.

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I'm gonna die
unless you help me.

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You'll have to come up
with something more original.

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A cat predicted my death.

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Cats make terrible doctors.

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Oh, no, wait,
that's women.

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You're screwed.

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How'd you slip?

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Oh, I've had this dizziness
problem for a while now.

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You get checked
for labyrinthitis?

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On antibiotics
for a week.

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No difference.

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Lie down a sec.

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Whoa, whoa, I'm dizzy.

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That's normal.

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So what are you teaching?

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Entrepreneurship.

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I'm a CEO,
Osttech Industries.

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We make medical devices.

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All right,
you can sit up.

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So did that
tell you anything?

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Did I—

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Oh, my God.

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The—you just cured me.

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I figured you had
a tiny calcium deposit

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in your inner ear;
I just shifted it around.

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I've seen
three doctors for this.

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I'm buying you dinner.

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Forget it.
- Come on.

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I'm also in investor
in a club.

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We'll make it a night out.

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No, I'm married,
boring.

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I know some married
people who aren't boring.

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A few years back,

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I was one of them.

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Good luck.

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If you're gonna
kill me and rape me,

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please do it in that order.

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This is the cat, Debbie.
Have you heard of her?

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Debbie.

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Sorry but without
a last name—

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She was in the news.

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We found her as a kitten.
She lives in the nursing home.

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She only sleeps next to people
when they're about to die.

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Ten patients
in the last year.

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And then yesterday
she did it to me

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while I was sitting
on my couch.

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Please, the whole staff,
the doctors even,

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we all know this is real.

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Can you come back later?

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I have some business
I'm conducting

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with the Prince of Nigeria.

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Just watch this video.

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It'll prove
I'm not lying.

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Dr. House, I'm begging you.

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Chest.

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Quick!

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Before she goes without
attention for eight seconds.

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House.

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She's faking.
The cat told me.

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Listen.

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Soft breath sounds.

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Means it's bronchospasm.

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Can't fake that.

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When Debbie climbs
on a patient's bed

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and goes to sleep,

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we call the loved ones
and tell them to come in.

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You want to treat her?

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She's a nutjob.

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Don't we all have quirks?

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Aren't those eccentricities
what make us human?

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It's like Debbie's
here on earth

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to bring people
to the other side.

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Also agreed
is the cat does seem—

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Nutjobs get sick too.

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So you think
this cat story is nonsense.

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And you admit she faked
her earlier symptoms.

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But you still think
she's actually sick now?

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Well, anything
would sound ridiculous

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If you said it
in that voice.

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Confirm she's faking

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or I'm gonna have
to kick her out.

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There's that voice again.

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I'll give you 24 hours.

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Consecutive?

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What are you doing?

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No, Mr. Bond,
I expect you to die.

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Bronchospasm, go.

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Bronchitis.

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No cough, no fever.

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And Blofeld
didn't smoke a cigar.

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He might have.

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Dude had a lair.
Means he was rich.

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Rich people enjoy
a good stogie.

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Sometimes send them
as gifts.

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Hey, Taub, did that sound
like I was awkwardly

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trying to segue
into making a point?

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Yes.

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Emphysema.

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Lungs were clean
on the CT.

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Dogs can be trained
to predict diabetic comas,

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epileptic seizures;
they can smell cancer.

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It is possible there's
something in this cat.

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It's more possible
that it was just a coincidence.

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10 million nursing homes.
100 million pet cats.

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One of them was bound
to pick a few winners.

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Debbie was able to predict
there was something wrong

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with the patient
before you were.

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Is that a coincidence too?

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Maybe the cat
didn't predict anything.

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Might have caused the deaths.

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We shoulda listened
to Ted Nugent.

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Yeah, it could
be cat scratch fever

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or visceral larva migrans.

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Maybe he didn't kill
everyone at the nursing home,

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but it may be killing Morgan.

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The worms hop from the cat
to the cat lady's lungs.

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I could buy that.

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Those cigars were for me.

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Hey, that reminds me,
why is some fancy CEO

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sending you a box
of Cuban cigars?

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Is it related
to your money worries?

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What money worries?

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Extrapolating
from the fact

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that he's been skipping
his morning muffin,

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00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,165
I'd say that he lost
almost all his money

265
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,167
on the market last year.

266
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,269
I'm on a diet.

267
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:19,338
I'm also extrapolating
from the online portfolio

268
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:23,709
you forgot to log off,
but it's mostly the muffins.

269
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,144
Scope her for worms
in the lungs.

270
00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:33,686
We could help out in there.

271
00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:36,255
Yeah, it takes
at least four people

272
00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:38,324
to look inside
a crazy woman's lungs

273
00:12:38,392 --> 00:12:40,259
for imaginary worms.

274
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,727
So you're
in a good mood again.

275
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,496
You need another speech

276
00:12:43,564 --> 00:12:44,764
about what
a great friend I am?

277
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:50,403
I'm telling my wife
we don't need to downsize,

278
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,772
but maybe we do.

279
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:56,008
You really lost
all that money?

280
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:58,211
I don't care about the money.
I just feel bad for Rachel.

281
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,012
She married a guy
in one situation

282
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,248
and ended up with another;
that's hard on anyone.

283
00:13:02,316 --> 00:13:03,749
Thanks.

284
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,585
Makes me feel much better
hearing my wife's a gold digger.

285
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:08,621
No, I just meant she married
this master of the universe,

286
00:13:08,689 --> 00:13:11,757
successful surgeon,
and now he's basically,

287
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:14,861
you know, a flunky
for this mad scientist...

288
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,029
who saves lives,
so that's good.

289
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,100
There are no worms
in the lungs.

290
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,305
What else
could cause bronchospasm?

291
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,773
Severe acid reflux.

292
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:29,375
No esophagitis.
It's not reflux.

293
00:13:29,443 --> 00:13:31,043
Why are you pushing
a crash cart?

294
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,112
Because patients
sometimes crash.

295
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,014
And they haven't yet invented
a crash tractor

296
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:39,385
for me to drive
wildly around the hallways.

297
00:13:39,453 --> 00:13:41,988
Why are we in
the coma patients' room?

298
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,927
You actually think
the cat is going to predict

299
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,428
someone's death?

300
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,530
No, I know the cat
the not going to predict

301
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,165
anyone's death.

302
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,234
Then I will have
scientifically disproved—

303
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,069
You didn't keep
this patient despite the cat.

304
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,871
You kept this patient
because of the cat.

305
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,206
You're scared
there's something to it.

306
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:02,975
If I could prove

307
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,877
the non-existence
of an omniscient God

308
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,413
who lovingly guides us
to the other side, I would.

309
00:14:07,481 --> 00:14:10,049
Cat version's
gonna have to do.

310
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,653
Are you scared?

311
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,887
Cats brains
are always in alpha mode.

312
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,889
The few scientific tests

313
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,524
that have seemed to confirm
physic phenomena,

314
00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:19,859
that's where it takes place.

315
00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:21,227
Please tell me
that you were kidding

316
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:22,261
so I won't have to fire you.

317
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:23,429
I was kidding.

318
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:26,098
We still have
a human patient, right?

319
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,633
Airborne allergens possible?

320
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,602
Skin test was negative.
- Lungs may be more sensitive.

321
00:14:29,670 --> 00:14:32,104
Or House just screwed up.

322
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,706
If you misinterpreted
the breath sounds

323
00:14:33,774 --> 00:14:35,408
as soft instead of loud,

324
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,743
it's laryngospasm instead
of bronchospasm,

325
00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:40,146
which you can get
from a simple panic attack,

326
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,647
which she was having.

327
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,482
I also heard
the lung sounds too, Taub.

328
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,750
You saying I screwed up?

329
00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:49,455
"Screwed up"
is maybe too harsh, but yes.

330
00:14:49,523 --> 00:14:51,123
Don't you want
to check their charts?

331
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,191
Of course not.

332
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:54,026
This is a double-blind.

333
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,162
I don't want to even
subconsciously signal

334
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,463
to Teddy
which one's the sickest.

335
00:14:57,531 --> 00:14:59,532
Her name's Debbie.

336
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,301
Are those welts
on that guy's arm?

337
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,670
Were they here
when we got here?

338
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,742
He has a severe cat allergy.

339
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,782
That never happened.

340
00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:17,850
Look at Debbie.

341
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,491
Good news,

342
00:15:25,559 --> 00:15:28,894
Mister... Limpert,

343
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:31,364
when you don't die tonight

344
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,467
you will finally have done
something good for the world

345
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,168
as opposed
to your life as a...

346
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,004
fireman.

347
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:41,941
Foreman's airborne allergen
theory makes the most sense.

348
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:44,110
Do a methacholine challenge
on catgirl to check it out.

349
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:54,587
I told you to get rid
of "death cat".

350
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:55,921
Do you see a cat?

351
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:58,290
I see a litter box.

352
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,993
This is a disability,
Dr. Cuddy.

353
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,428
Can't make it
to the men's room on time.

354
00:16:02,496 --> 00:16:04,897
You pee on the mice too?

355
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,732
Well, now you see
the mice actually prove

356
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,434
that I don't have a cat.

357
00:16:08,502 --> 00:16:10,703
Are these—

358
00:16:10,771 --> 00:16:12,905
are these the genetically
modified lab mice

359
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:14,306
from oncology?

360
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,609
Genetically modified
for tastiness.

361
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,080
Get rid of the cat,

362
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,915
and get rid
of your patient.

363
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,917
My team's doing
a methacholine challenge.

364
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,986
Your team just completed
a methacholine challenge,

365
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,621
which came up negative.

366
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,923
Who told you
about the test?

367
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,091
Taub?

368
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,959
I'll never say, but yes.

369
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:36,662
Her airways clamped down.
I heard it.

370
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:39,532
We kick her onto the street,
it could happen again.

371
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,534
I wish there was a lawsuit cat.
It could warn you.

372
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,869
I'm sorry, but if you
won't escort her out,

373
00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:46,338
I'll have to get security
to do it.

374
00:16:58,881 --> 00:17:00,716
I don't smoke.

375
00:17:00,783 --> 00:17:02,050
Fine.

376
00:17:02,118 --> 00:17:03,385
If you don't want
the seventh graders

377
00:17:03,453 --> 00:17:04,920
to think you're cool.

378
00:17:10,393 --> 00:17:12,060
I went through your purse.

379
00:17:12,128 --> 00:17:14,763
Horoscopes.
Good luck charms.

380
00:17:14,831 --> 00:17:17,632
You went to a good college,
good nursing school.

381
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:20,035
So you weren't always
a superstitious idiot.

382
00:17:20,103 --> 00:17:21,370
I'm not a super—

383
00:17:21,437 --> 00:17:23,305
How 'bout four years,

384
00:17:23,373 --> 00:17:25,407
that sound right?

385
00:17:25,475 --> 00:17:27,275
That's when you switched
from a family insurance plan

386
00:17:27,343 --> 00:17:28,710
to the one you're on now.

387
00:17:28,778 --> 00:17:31,513
I was married.
I got divorced.

388
00:17:31,581 --> 00:17:33,448
Two years before that,

389
00:17:33,516 --> 00:17:35,884
you got chicken pox shots,

390
00:17:35,952 --> 00:17:39,054
which you only get in adulthood
when you have a kid.

391
00:17:39,122 --> 00:17:41,156
Or I should say
when you had a kid

392
00:17:41,224 --> 00:17:43,692
because no kid
has come to visit you.

393
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:46,795
Which all makes me think
something bad happened.

394
00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:52,701
It was my stepson,
Timothy.

395
00:17:56,973 --> 00:17:58,740
What happened?

396
00:17:58,808 --> 00:18:00,876
He was in school.

397
00:18:00,943 --> 00:18:03,211
He was having
his morning snack.

398
00:18:03,279 --> 00:18:05,313
And he choked.

399
00:18:05,381 --> 00:18:07,315
And the teacher saw it,

400
00:18:07,383 --> 00:18:10,185
and they did everything
that they were supposed to.

401
00:18:10,253 --> 00:18:13,121
He shouldn't have died.

402
00:18:13,189 --> 00:18:15,424
You want to make it
make sense.

403
00:18:18,628 --> 00:18:20,729
What's wrong with that?

404
00:18:20,797 --> 00:18:23,665
It's meaningless,
is what's wrong.

405
00:18:23,733 --> 00:18:26,067
What's wrong is that
it doesn't do a thing

406
00:18:26,135 --> 00:18:28,804
to bring your kid back

407
00:18:28,871 --> 00:18:31,907
or put you and your ex
together again.

408
00:18:34,777 --> 00:18:38,780
Rash on your neck.

409
00:18:38,848 --> 00:18:42,317
Probably not enough
for Cuddy.

410
00:18:42,385 --> 00:18:44,686
I can't breathe.

411
00:18:44,754 --> 00:18:46,955
Hey, doc.

412
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:51,126
Breath sound soft to you,
doc?

413
00:18:53,529 --> 00:18:55,497
Hooray!
You're officially sick.

414
00:19:02,138 --> 00:19:03,839
Churg-Strauss fits best.

415
00:19:03,906 --> 00:19:05,240
Here's the plan—

416
00:19:05,308 --> 00:19:07,709
Taub, you change
the litter box.

417
00:19:07,777 --> 00:19:09,945
This is pathetic.

418
00:19:10,012 --> 00:19:12,347
You're still punishing me
for calling you out

419
00:19:12,415 --> 00:19:14,449
on the green urine lady?

420
00:19:14,517 --> 00:19:16,218
Nope, this is for
ratting me out to Cuddy.

421
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:17,819
I'm not asking you
to apologize,

422
00:19:17,887 --> 00:19:20,021
just scoop some poop
out of a box.

423
00:19:20,089 --> 00:19:23,091
Just clean it.

424
00:19:23,159 --> 00:19:24,426
Let House do it.

425
00:19:24,494 --> 00:19:26,027
Yeah, that'll happen.

426
00:19:26,095 --> 00:19:28,864
He won't just continue to let
our room smell like cat pee.

427
00:19:28,931 --> 00:19:31,833
I'll clean it next time.

428
00:19:31,901 --> 00:19:33,068
I'm outta here.

429
00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:44,946
Now that you've delivered
that important lesson,

430
00:19:45,014 --> 00:19:46,381
I'm gonna go
test the patient.

431
00:19:46,449 --> 00:19:47,649
Whoa!

432
00:19:49,919 --> 00:19:51,853
What, you think your bag's
gonna die now?

433
00:19:51,921 --> 00:19:53,588
Now you're punishing me

434
00:19:53,656 --> 00:19:54,990
because you think
I'm superstitious?

435
00:19:55,057 --> 00:19:56,525
What do you care?

436
00:19:56,592 --> 00:19:58,226
It's not so much
about me caring per se.

437
00:19:58,294 --> 00:19:59,427
It's more about me wondering
why you're such

438
00:19:59,495 --> 00:20:00,962
a credulous idiot.

439
00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:02,797
Thirteen,
start the patient on steroids

440
00:20:02,865 --> 00:20:05,800
for the Churg-Strauss.

441
00:20:05,868 --> 00:20:07,235
Unless we have something
we need to argue about.

442
00:20:13,643 --> 00:20:15,443
This is good stuff.

443
00:20:15,511 --> 00:20:17,045
The best.

444
00:20:17,113 --> 00:20:18,346
It's made from
the distilled sweat

445
00:20:18,414 --> 00:20:20,782
of recently laid-off
hedge fund managers.

446
00:20:20,850 --> 00:20:22,551
Aren't you happy
you came out tonight?

447
00:20:22,618 --> 00:20:23,585
Yeah.

448
00:20:23,653 --> 00:20:25,020
I wasn't actually going to,

449
00:20:25,087 --> 00:20:28,256
but not the greatest day
at work.

450
00:20:28,324 --> 00:20:30,759
I used to have
an office like this.

451
00:20:30,826 --> 00:20:32,127
Used to?

452
00:20:32,194 --> 00:20:33,929
When I was
a plastic surgeon.

453
00:20:33,996 --> 00:20:36,431
But one day I took stock
of my life and—

454
00:20:39,268 --> 00:20:42,404
Screw it.

455
00:20:42,471 --> 00:20:44,606
I had an affair with the
daughter of one of my partners.

456
00:20:44,674 --> 00:20:48,209
They signed a non-disclosure.
I signed a non-compete.

457
00:20:48,277 --> 00:20:50,145
And the funny thing is

458
00:20:50,212 --> 00:20:52,147
I wound up
telling my wife anyway.

459
00:20:55,918 --> 00:20:57,419
You like your job?

460
00:20:57,486 --> 00:20:59,621
Same as you.
Same as everyone.

461
00:20:59,689 --> 00:21:02,524
It has its ups and downs.

462
00:21:02,592 --> 00:21:06,394
You're lying
to make me feel better.

463
00:21:06,462 --> 00:21:08,697
Yeah, it's the best.

464
00:21:08,764 --> 00:21:10,332
I'm in charge, you know?

465
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:11,800
I'm a kid with toys.

466
00:21:11,867 --> 00:21:13,635
Speaking of which,

467
00:21:13,703 --> 00:21:15,236
what do you think
of the prototype?

468
00:21:15,304 --> 00:21:16,938
It's amazing.

469
00:21:17,006 --> 00:21:19,174
Gotta make it
a half-inch smaller though.

470
00:21:19,241 --> 00:21:21,610
You serious?

471
00:21:21,677 --> 00:21:23,578
I got small hands,
6.5 gloves, like women surgeons,

472
00:21:23,646 --> 00:21:25,280
which are your
fastest-growing market.

473
00:21:25,348 --> 00:21:27,949
Meaning the girls
would have to use two hands

474
00:21:28,017 --> 00:21:29,851
to hit the switch.

475
00:21:29,919 --> 00:21:32,621
Why do I bother paying
the idiots that work for me?

476
00:21:32,688 --> 00:21:35,256
Put down
that crap you're drinking,

477
00:21:35,324 --> 00:21:39,094
because I am breaking out
the really good stuff.

478
00:21:53,209 --> 00:21:54,976
What's wrong?

479
00:21:55,044 --> 00:21:57,078
I went to the bathroom.
My urine—

480
00:21:57,146 --> 00:21:58,246
Green again?

481
00:21:58,314 --> 00:21:59,514
It's brown.

482
00:21:59,582 --> 00:22:02,417
I didn't do anything,
honest.

483
00:22:12,652 --> 00:22:14,252
It is possible
she's still faking.

484
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,154
She didn't fake
the for the bronchospasm.

485
00:22:16,222 --> 00:22:19,391
You think she's faking
some stuff but not other stuff?

486
00:22:19,459 --> 00:22:21,059
Maybe she's "Unchausen".

487
00:22:21,127 --> 00:22:23,929
I'm just saying the brown
urine doesn't make sense.

488
00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:33,372
What?

489
00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:35,340
Nothing.

490
00:22:35,408 --> 00:22:37,242
We've ruled out every
possible cause for brown urine.

491
00:22:37,310 --> 00:22:38,844
No blood in the urine.

492
00:22:38,911 --> 00:22:40,646
Liver and kidneys fine.

493
00:22:40,713 --> 00:22:42,247
Brown could be fecal.
A fistula—

494
00:22:42,315 --> 00:22:43,615
We checked.

495
00:22:43,683 --> 00:22:45,484
How do we know the urine
is still brown?

496
00:22:45,551 --> 00:22:46,618
Had to be.

497
00:22:46,686 --> 00:22:49,454
Once you've gone brown—

498
00:22:49,522 --> 00:22:50,789
If we've ruled out

499
00:22:50,857 --> 00:22:52,991
Everything that can make
the urine brown,

500
00:22:53,059 --> 00:22:54,593
what if it just looked brown?

501
00:22:54,661 --> 00:22:56,762
If the green dye
never left her system,

502
00:22:56,829 --> 00:22:59,965
what plus green makes brown?

503
00:23:00,033 --> 00:23:01,299
Purple.

504
00:23:01,367 --> 00:23:04,569
Strep Bovis infection
from colon cancer.

505
00:23:04,637 --> 00:23:08,306
Paraneoplastic syndrome
would explain the bronchospasm.

506
00:23:08,374 --> 00:23:09,875
We scoped her when we
checked for the fistula.

507
00:23:09,942 --> 00:23:11,677
There's no tumor.

508
00:23:11,744 --> 00:23:13,211
Oh, no.

509
00:23:13,279 --> 00:23:16,048
I wasn't scared
by the umbrella either.

510
00:23:16,115 --> 00:23:17,315
What?

511
00:23:17,383 --> 00:23:19,351
Not everything's
about you, Kutner.

512
00:23:19,419 --> 00:23:20,886
I realize it's stupid.

513
00:23:20,953 --> 00:23:22,354
I just—
I don't know everything.

514
00:23:22,422 --> 00:23:23,789
I don't want to invite—

515
00:23:23,856 --> 00:23:25,791
Great, 'cause I thought
your superstitiousness

516
00:23:25,858 --> 00:23:27,526
had to do with your folks
being killed.

517
00:23:27,593 --> 00:23:30,062
But "you're stupid"
works just as well.

518
00:23:32,331 --> 00:23:34,533
Why is there
a ladder here?

519
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:35,667
Oops.

520
00:23:35,735 --> 00:23:37,202
Forgot that one.

521
00:23:37,270 --> 00:23:40,639
Scopes don't work as well
as pillcams.

522
00:23:40,707 --> 00:23:44,643
Give her one.
Find the tumor.

523
00:23:44,711 --> 00:23:47,145
Come with me,
Tiny Taub.

524
00:23:54,353 --> 00:23:56,621
Come on.

525
00:24:04,564 --> 00:24:06,231
Sorry I was late again.

526
00:24:06,299 --> 00:24:08,667
I've got a long commute
from the poor house.

527
00:24:08,735 --> 00:24:10,469
Knew it when I hired you.

528
00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:12,571
You'd eventually
miss the money,

529
00:24:12,638 --> 00:24:15,574
being the big shot
like your new CEO friend,

530
00:24:15,641 --> 00:24:16,975
if that nightclub stamp
on your hand

531
00:24:17,043 --> 00:24:18,844
is any indication.

532
00:24:18,911 --> 00:24:20,178
Don't worry,
I'm not quitting.

533
00:24:20,246 --> 00:24:21,546
I know.

534
00:24:21,614 --> 00:24:22,881
Guy who signs a non-compete

535
00:24:22,949 --> 00:24:24,983
instead of just telling
his wife that he cheated

536
00:24:25,051 --> 00:24:26,451
doesn't have
the guts to quit.

537
00:24:26,519 --> 00:24:28,353
Bad example.
I did tell her.

538
00:24:28,421 --> 00:24:30,589
From guilt,
not from courage.

539
00:24:30,656 --> 00:24:34,025
And bravely running to Cuddy
behind my back.

540
00:24:34,093 --> 00:24:36,595
Arriving heroically
to work every day.

541
00:24:36,662 --> 00:24:39,264
Cowards make lousy employees.

542
00:24:39,332 --> 00:24:41,500
Maybe you're a coward,
maybe you're quitting.

543
00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:43,401
Either way, I'm screwed.

544
00:24:52,845 --> 00:24:56,882
You will note how
faster pussycat kill, kill

545
00:24:56,949 --> 00:24:59,484
has snuggled up
by coma guy over there.

546
00:24:59,552 --> 00:25:03,088
And more importantly,
she did yesterday as well.

547
00:25:03,156 --> 00:25:05,524
And he's still breathing.

548
00:25:05,591 --> 00:25:07,425
We done?

549
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:25,610
Thank you
for showing me this.

550
00:25:25,678 --> 00:25:28,413
But maybe she's just confused
in this new environment.

551
00:25:31,484 --> 00:25:34,319
In 1844, a preacher
in upstate New York

552
00:25:34,387 --> 00:25:36,254
added up some dates
in the bible

553
00:25:36,322 --> 00:25:38,757
and predicted Jesus' return.

554
00:25:38,825 --> 00:25:41,359
His followers gave away
all their possessions

555
00:25:41,427 --> 00:25:43,128
and showed up in a field.

556
00:25:43,196 --> 00:25:45,497
Guess who didn't show.

557
00:25:45,565 --> 00:25:46,998
So the preacher said
that he miscalculated,

558
00:25:47,066 --> 00:25:48,433
and they went right back
the next month

559
00:25:48,501 --> 00:25:49,801
but with more followers.

560
00:25:49,869 --> 00:25:52,304
Every time he was
irrefutably proved wrong,

561
00:25:52,371 --> 00:25:54,272
it redoubled
everyone's belief.

562
00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:58,777
I know I sound
just like them.

563
00:25:58,845 --> 00:26:01,713
But I also know
you're wrong.

564
00:26:01,781 --> 00:26:05,116
Something terrible's
gonna happen to me.

565
00:26:18,464 --> 00:26:20,832
You trying to prove
to her she's not dying?

566
00:26:20,900 --> 00:26:23,535
That would be dumb,
as she might be dying.

567
00:26:23,603 --> 00:26:25,170
This woman lost her kid.

568
00:26:25,238 --> 00:26:26,705
Why are you attacking beliefs

569
00:26:26,772 --> 00:26:28,073
that give her
a little bit of comfort?

570
00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:29,507
I don't care
if her superstitions

571
00:26:29,575 --> 00:26:30,709
make her feel better.

572
00:26:30,776 --> 00:26:32,410
I just want her
to think more clearly.

573
00:26:32,478 --> 00:26:34,546
Oh, maybe that could make
her as happy as you are.

574
00:26:38,951 --> 00:26:40,452
Where are we going?

575
00:26:40,519 --> 00:26:41,920
Experimenting.

576
00:26:44,857 --> 00:26:48,059
Stop it, Dr. Wilson.
It's just not cute anymore.

577
00:26:50,763 --> 00:26:52,697
You already experimented
on the coma guy.

578
00:26:52,765 --> 00:26:54,366
Haven't you proved your point?

579
00:26:54,433 --> 00:26:55,667
Not to the patient.

580
00:26:55,735 --> 00:26:57,435
And not to the millions
of idiots who drooled

581
00:26:57,503 --> 00:26:59,604
over that news item
about the magic cat.

582
00:26:59,672 --> 00:27:01,206
Why are you
so obsessed with this?

583
00:27:01,274 --> 00:27:03,675
Can't you just call her an idiot
and leave everyone alone?

584
00:27:03,743 --> 00:27:05,710
Hey, look, kids,
therapy cat.

585
00:27:05,778 --> 00:27:07,212
You're a liar.

586
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,581
Therapy animals are dogs,
not cats.

587
00:27:09,649 --> 00:27:11,449
Aren't you feisty?

588
00:27:11,517 --> 00:27:13,318
This one's special.

589
00:27:13,386 --> 00:27:16,554
If she likes you,
interesting stuff happens.

590
00:27:18,291 --> 00:27:21,026
Uh, kids,
playtime's over.

591
00:27:25,498 --> 00:27:26,998
You know what,
this is a good thing.

592
00:27:27,066 --> 00:27:28,700
Because either you're
starting to doubt yourself,

593
00:27:28,768 --> 00:27:30,368
which is healthy, or—

594
00:27:30,436 --> 00:27:32,938
I don't believe in
the legend of good-bye kitty.

595
00:27:33,005 --> 00:27:35,774
Or you're starting to give
a crap what other people think,

596
00:27:35,841 --> 00:27:37,375
which is just another way
of saying you give a crap

597
00:27:37,443 --> 00:27:38,677
about other people.

598
00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:40,178
I'd love to hear
more of your theory,

599
00:27:40,246 --> 00:27:41,646
but I don't give a crap.

600
00:27:41,714 --> 00:27:44,349
Also the pillcam's back.

601
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:48,653
Polypoid.

602
00:27:48,721 --> 00:27:50,388
Raised edges.

603
00:27:50,456 --> 00:27:52,490
Raised edges
are actually necessary,

604
00:27:52,558 --> 00:27:54,426
since that's the opening
to the appendix.

605
00:27:54,493 --> 00:27:55,827
How many times
are we gonna watch this?

606
00:27:55,895 --> 00:27:57,996
There's no tumor.

607
00:27:58,064 --> 00:27:59,731
Oh, my God.

608
00:27:59,799 --> 00:28:00,966
The death cat
is attacking your legs.

609
00:28:01,033 --> 00:28:02,867
You're gonna die.

610
00:28:02,935 --> 00:28:05,670
Maybe it has something
to do with that little red dot

611
00:28:05,738 --> 00:28:07,038
dancing around down there.

612
00:28:07,106 --> 00:28:09,774
Oh, my God, the death laser
is attacking your legs.

613
00:28:09,842 --> 00:28:11,476
You're gonna die.

614
00:28:11,544 --> 00:28:13,244
We're wasting time
looking for cancer.

615
00:28:13,312 --> 00:28:14,546
She's still walking around.

616
00:28:14,613 --> 00:28:15,947
She's still pretty healthy.

617
00:28:16,015 --> 00:28:17,349
Maybe it's something minor.

618
00:28:17,416 --> 00:28:19,417
Maybe we're
not wasting time.

619
00:28:19,485 --> 00:28:22,087
We wouldn't have seen
a flat lesion.

620
00:28:22,154 --> 00:28:26,024
Skin cancer could have
metastasized to the intestines.

621
00:28:26,092 --> 00:28:27,892
Cool.

622
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,294
Check for melanomas.

623
00:28:48,347 --> 00:28:50,015
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

624
00:28:50,082 --> 00:28:51,716
Come here.

625
00:28:51,784 --> 00:28:52,784
Here, kitty.

626
00:29:08,534 --> 00:29:10,535
What?
- It's not cancer.

627
00:29:10,603 --> 00:29:12,504
We found spider veins
on her back.

628
00:29:12,571 --> 00:29:14,472
They weren't there
when she came in.

629
00:29:14,540 --> 00:29:16,241
Spider veins
means Cushing's.

630
00:29:16,308 --> 00:29:18,643
Could cause
an abdominal disturbance,

631
00:29:18,711 --> 00:29:19,878
brown urine—

632
00:29:19,945 --> 00:29:22,647
But the bronchospasm?

633
00:29:22,715 --> 00:29:25,550
Cushing's myopathy.

634
00:29:25,618 --> 00:29:28,753
It's uncommon but—

635
00:29:28,821 --> 00:29:30,455
Wait a second.

636
00:29:30,523 --> 00:29:31,923
You didn't wake me up
to tell me a symptom

637
00:29:31,991 --> 00:29:33,658
that's not killing her.

638
00:29:33,726 --> 00:29:35,693
What else is going on?

639
00:29:35,761 --> 00:29:37,262
I think she's dying.

640
00:29:37,329 --> 00:29:39,664
I just told you
it's Cushing's.

641
00:29:39,732 --> 00:29:41,766
I don't mean
because of the spider veins.

642
00:29:41,834 --> 00:29:43,301
Mr. Limpert died.

643
00:29:43,369 --> 00:29:45,070
If that's
my high school gym teacher—

644
00:29:45,137 --> 00:29:46,838
It's your coma patient.

645
00:29:46,906 --> 00:29:48,373
He was stable
for a year and a half,

646
00:29:48,441 --> 00:29:49,607
and he just died.

647
00:29:49,675 --> 00:29:51,843
The cat was right, House.

648
00:29:57,795 --> 00:29:58,862
Here, puss, puss, puss,
puss, puss.

649
00:29:58,929 --> 00:30:00,463
Say "puss" one more time.

650
00:30:00,531 --> 00:30:01,865
It's the sixth "puss"
that really does it.

651
00:30:01,932 --> 00:30:03,500
You're right.

652
00:30:03,567 --> 00:30:05,635
Sulking will solve everything.

653
00:30:05,703 --> 00:30:08,338
That cat sat on my lap,
and that cat knows something.

654
00:30:08,405 --> 00:30:09,639
You believe it now?

655
00:30:09,707 --> 00:30:11,441
Yesterday it was
all a coincidence.

656
00:30:11,509 --> 00:30:12,675
Yesterday it was

657
00:30:12,743 --> 00:30:14,077
until I unintentionally
proved it wasn't.

658
00:30:14,144 --> 00:30:16,279
Patient
must have Cushing's.

659
00:30:16,347 --> 00:30:17,981
We have to figure out
whether it's—

660
00:30:18,048 --> 00:30:19,616
Cat's nose is powerful.

661
00:30:19,683 --> 00:30:21,284
It could smell liver
or kidney failure.

662
00:30:21,352 --> 00:30:23,353
Exactly, except
if you'd glanced

663
00:30:23,420 --> 00:30:25,421
at the nursing home files
I had faxed over this morning,

664
00:30:25,489 --> 00:30:26,890
you'd know that most
of the patients'

665
00:30:26,957 --> 00:30:28,691
livers and kidneys were fine;
what else?

666
00:30:28,759 --> 00:30:30,426
MRIs aren't telling us
if the Cushing's

667
00:30:30,494 --> 00:30:31,794
in her adrenals
or her brain.

668
00:30:31,862 --> 00:30:33,296
So check her A.C.T.H.

669
00:30:33,364 --> 00:30:35,031
A cat's vision is at
the blue end of the spectrum.

670
00:30:35,099 --> 00:30:36,599
A.C.T.H. is 11.7.

671
00:30:36,667 --> 00:30:37,767
It's too close to tell.

672
00:30:37,835 --> 00:30:39,035
We can't treat
the wrong organ

673
00:30:39,103 --> 00:30:40,403
'cause that won't solve
anything.

674
00:30:40,471 --> 00:30:42,539
She could have a cortisol storm,
could kill her.

675
00:30:42,606 --> 00:30:44,140
Well, maybe
as the senior fellow

676
00:30:44,208 --> 00:30:45,942
you could have made sure
that my doors were closed,

677
00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:47,844
so that I could be
concentrating on the cat

678
00:30:47,912 --> 00:30:49,479
instead of looking
for the cat.

679
00:30:51,615 --> 00:30:52,749
You all right?

680
00:30:55,486 --> 00:30:56,319
Your nose.

681
00:31:04,895 --> 00:31:05,795
What'd he say?

682
00:31:05,863 --> 00:31:07,096
Sounds like he said,

683
00:31:07,164 --> 00:31:11,000
"Do you like
cranberry juice?"

684
00:31:11,068 --> 00:31:12,101
Crap.

685
00:31:12,169 --> 00:31:13,670
Cheaper than fake blood.

686
00:31:13,737 --> 00:31:15,605
And more cran-tastic.

687
00:31:15,673 --> 00:31:18,141
Don't ever leave my door
open like that again.

688
00:31:18,208 --> 00:31:20,510
You're playing pranks,
and this woman could be dying.

689
00:31:20,578 --> 00:31:21,945
So have chase
do a venous sampling

690
00:31:22,012 --> 00:31:23,479
in her brain.

691
00:31:23,547 --> 00:31:25,315
If he finds something,
it's there.

692
00:31:25,382 --> 00:31:28,184
If he finds nothing,
it's the adrenals.

693
00:31:31,722 --> 00:31:35,024
I'm not who I used to be.

694
00:31:35,092 --> 00:31:37,327
I'm scared.

695
00:31:37,394 --> 00:31:40,396
That's not a way to live.

696
00:31:40,464 --> 00:31:42,198
I want to come work for you.

697
00:31:45,369 --> 00:31:46,936
Jeez, Chris,
you didn't think—

698
00:31:47,004 --> 00:31:50,707
I didn't mean to imply
that I could hire you right now.

699
00:31:50,774 --> 00:31:52,775
You said you needed
guys like me.

700
00:31:52,843 --> 00:31:55,979
I know, but you don't
have an MBA.

701
00:31:56,046 --> 00:31:58,681
And I just hired
a Chief Medical Officer.

702
00:31:58,749 --> 00:32:00,950
Let me invest in that
laser scalpel start-up.

703
00:32:01,018 --> 00:32:03,186
I got money saved.
Not a ton but—

704
00:32:03,253 --> 00:32:04,721
We put in
a $2 million minimum

705
00:32:04,788 --> 00:32:05,989
for the first round
financing.

706
00:32:09,693 --> 00:32:13,896
Look, I guess I could take
you on at a smaller number.

707
00:32:13,964 --> 00:32:15,632
But you have to understand,

708
00:32:15,699 --> 00:32:18,001
it wouldn't be
some quick payoff.

709
00:32:18,068 --> 00:32:20,770
I know, I know it's not
gonna change my life overnight.

710
00:32:20,838 --> 00:32:24,641
I just need
to start changing it.

711
00:32:26,877 --> 00:32:28,177
Okay, then let's start.

712
00:32:32,783 --> 00:32:34,484
What exactly
are you hoping to find

713
00:32:34,551 --> 00:32:36,319
inside your dead coma guy?

714
00:32:36,387 --> 00:32:38,554
Catnip.
Chew toy.

715
00:32:38,622 --> 00:32:40,490
I don't know.
That's why I'm looking.

716
00:32:40,557 --> 00:32:42,892
Your patient
had cardiac arrest

717
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,794
during the venous sampling.

718
00:32:44,862 --> 00:32:47,130
We got her back,
but her heart's still tenuous.

719
00:32:47,197 --> 00:32:48,598
That tell us anything?

720
00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:50,099
She's weak,
possibly dying.

721
00:32:50,167 --> 00:32:52,602
So nothing.
What about the A.C.T.H.?

722
00:32:52,670 --> 00:32:54,137
Slightly elevated.

723
00:32:54,204 --> 00:32:56,572
That confirms the Cushing's
is in the brain—go.

724
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,841
Are you sure
that it's Cushing's?

725
00:32:58,909 --> 00:33:00,309
You'd expect
central body obesity.

726
00:33:00,377 --> 00:33:01,678
She's in good shape.

727
00:33:01,745 --> 00:33:03,246
If it had
a normal presentation,

728
00:33:03,313 --> 00:33:04,380
there wouldn't be
a cat involved.

729
00:33:04,448 --> 00:33:05,882
So it's the brain.

730
00:33:05,949 --> 00:33:07,283
That means the next question
is whether to remove

731
00:33:07,351 --> 00:33:08,451
the pituitary right now—

732
00:33:08,519 --> 00:33:10,086
That's not
a question for me.

733
00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:12,055
That's a question
for the patient.

734
00:33:12,122 --> 00:33:13,956
You'll present both sides
and let her decide.

735
00:33:14,024 --> 00:33:15,792
All right.

736
00:33:18,796 --> 00:33:21,097
I've gotta stop
telling you my theories.

737
00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:22,665
You always just try
to prove me wrong.

738
00:33:22,733 --> 00:33:24,434
You mean the theory
about Cuddy's ass

739
00:33:24,501 --> 00:33:25,635
getting bigger
at the full moon?

740
00:33:25,703 --> 00:33:27,303
I confirmed that one.

741
00:33:27,371 --> 00:33:28,971
Photo's on my blog.

742
00:33:29,039 --> 00:33:30,239
Normally, you'd be
up in the patient room

743
00:33:30,307 --> 00:33:31,541
hectoring her on what to do.

744
00:33:31,608 --> 00:33:32,975
Instead you're
up to your elbows

745
00:33:33,043 --> 00:33:35,044
in some irrelevant dead guy
who may or may not be

746
00:33:35,112 --> 00:33:36,846
connected to a magic cat

747
00:33:36,914 --> 00:33:39,549
because you want to prove
to me that you don't care.

748
00:33:39,616 --> 00:33:41,217
Case is over.

749
00:33:41,285 --> 00:33:43,119
I'm exploring
a scientific mystery.

750
00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:45,421
I put up
with your obsessions.

751
00:33:45,489 --> 00:33:48,024
I even encourage them,
for one reason—

752
00:33:48,092 --> 00:33:49,459
They save lives.

753
00:33:49,526 --> 00:33:51,594
I don't know
what you're doing now.

754
00:33:59,570 --> 00:34:00,903
Cushing's
means your body's

755
00:34:00,971 --> 00:34:03,106
overproducing a hormone
called cortisol.

756
00:34:03,173 --> 00:34:04,774
The recommended
course of action

757
00:34:04,842 --> 00:34:06,275
is to suppress it with drugs.

758
00:34:06,343 --> 00:34:08,344
And that will cure it?

759
00:34:08,412 --> 00:34:10,079
Just treat it.

760
00:34:10,147 --> 00:34:11,247
It could come back.

761
00:34:11,315 --> 00:34:13,950
The only permanent solution

762
00:34:14,017 --> 00:34:16,786
is to cut into your brain
and remove your pituitary gland,

763
00:34:16,854 --> 00:34:18,788
but the surgery's dangerous.

764
00:34:18,856 --> 00:34:22,558
Your heart stopped on the table
once already.

765
00:34:22,626 --> 00:34:24,694
I want the surgery.

766
00:34:24,762 --> 00:34:28,631
This thing is gonna kill me
if I don't kill it first.

767
00:34:31,001 --> 00:34:33,903
Because of the cat?

768
00:34:33,971 --> 00:34:37,073
Do you want to tell me
what an idiot I'm being?

769
00:34:37,141 --> 00:34:39,776
No.

770
00:34:39,843 --> 00:34:42,011
I really believe
that there are things

771
00:34:42,079 --> 00:34:43,946
that science can't understand,

772
00:34:44,014 --> 00:34:47,116
that there is a role
for faith and prayer,

773
00:34:47,184 --> 00:34:50,186
but it's in the waiting room,

774
00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:51,888
not the O.R.

775
00:34:56,059 --> 00:34:58,561
There's a reason
I got sick.

776
00:34:58,629 --> 00:35:00,463
There's a reason
for all the bad things

777
00:35:00,531 --> 00:35:01,898
that have happened to me.

778
00:35:01,965 --> 00:35:04,167
I don't know
what that reason is,

779
00:35:04,234 --> 00:35:07,670
but I know that
if there isn't one,

780
00:35:07,738 --> 00:35:11,741
if there's no greater
purpose in the world,

781
00:35:11,809 --> 00:35:14,811
then it's not a world
I want to live in.

782
00:35:17,314 --> 00:35:19,382
I'll schedule
an operating room.

783
00:35:41,656 --> 00:35:44,124
Early.

784
00:35:44,192 --> 00:35:46,860
I'm not staying long.
I'm quitting.

785
00:35:50,465 --> 00:35:51,532
You got a new job?

786
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,267
No.

787
00:35:53,335 --> 00:35:55,102
Well, then you're
not quitting.

788
00:35:55,170 --> 00:35:56,604
See you back here tomorrow.

789
00:35:56,671 --> 00:36:00,541
You're not accepting
my resignation?

790
00:36:00,609 --> 00:36:01,976
Easier this way.

791
00:36:02,043 --> 00:36:03,677
It voids the whole thing
where you panic,

792
00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:05,479
run back and grovel,
and I punish you

793
00:36:05,547 --> 00:36:07,548
and then take you back.

794
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,286
Bye.

795
00:36:15,257 --> 00:36:16,957
Bring donuts.

796
00:36:17,025 --> 00:36:18,559
Everyone loves
those bear claws.

797
00:36:57,465 --> 00:37:00,100
Here, puss, puss, puss,
puss, puss.

798
00:37:00,168 --> 00:37:01,235
Puss?

799
00:37:46,414 --> 00:37:48,248
Mr. Taub.

800
00:37:48,316 --> 00:37:50,551
I've been waiting 15 minutes.
Where's Neil?

801
00:37:50,618 --> 00:37:52,319
Neil doesn't
work here anymore.

802
00:37:52,387 --> 00:37:54,321
He's the CEO.

803
00:37:54,389 --> 00:37:56,790
I'm sorry.
I wish I could help you.

804
00:37:56,858 --> 00:37:58,559
Sorry.

805
00:37:58,626 --> 00:37:59,860
This is crazy.

806
00:37:59,928 --> 00:38:01,829
I'm investing
with his company.

807
00:38:01,896 --> 00:38:03,464
He doesn't have
a company.

808
00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:06,834
He worked here, but he was
a receptionist, a temp.

809
00:38:06,901 --> 00:38:08,802
Where is he?
- He's in custody.

810
00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:10,604
I really am not supposed
to say anything else.

811
00:38:10,672 --> 00:38:12,606
I went to high school
with him.

812
00:38:12,674 --> 00:38:15,175
That's what
everyone else thought too.

813
00:38:15,243 --> 00:38:19,413
I'm guessing you also
cured his ear problem.

814
00:38:19,481 --> 00:38:21,148
Did you give him
the money yet?

815
00:38:21,216 --> 00:38:23,550
No.

816
00:38:33,928 --> 00:38:35,195
I was right.

817
00:38:35,263 --> 00:38:38,732
And more satisfyingly,
you were wrong.

818
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,901
It was a coincidence.

819
00:38:40,969 --> 00:38:43,504
The cat was
not predicting deaths.

820
00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:45,139
It was just trying
to keep warm.

821
00:38:45,206 --> 00:38:46,340
Yes, dead people

822
00:38:46,408 --> 00:38:48,409
are renowned
for their warm glow.

823
00:38:48,476 --> 00:38:50,110
They are
if they're feverish,

824
00:38:50,178 --> 00:38:52,212
like three
of the patients were.

825
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,082
Or if they're wasting away,
like the other eight.

826
00:38:55,150 --> 00:38:57,251
Wasting doesn't—
- Yeah, it does.

827
00:38:57,318 --> 00:38:59,453
If it means someone sticks
a heating blanket on you.

828
00:39:02,223 --> 00:39:03,590
Congrats.

829
00:39:03,658 --> 00:39:05,325
Because of your crazy
obsession with this cat,

830
00:39:05,393 --> 00:39:07,761
you've solved
a completely trivial mystery.

831
00:39:07,829 --> 00:39:09,496
Completely trivial?

832
00:39:09,564 --> 00:39:10,898
My God.

833
00:39:10,965 --> 00:39:13,500
It's clearly
only partially trivial.

834
00:39:13,568 --> 00:39:15,636
Debbie climbed on Morgan too,

835
00:39:15,703 --> 00:39:17,371
which means
she was overheated.

836
00:39:17,439 --> 00:39:19,973
So what causes flushing and
mimics every Cushing's symptom

837
00:39:20,041 --> 00:39:23,944
except central body obesity?

838
00:39:24,012 --> 00:39:26,146
Cancer.

839
00:39:26,214 --> 00:39:28,182
A corticotropin-producing
carcinoid tumor

840
00:39:28,249 --> 00:39:29,750
of the intestine.

841
00:39:29,818 --> 00:39:32,052
But your pillcam
didn't find anything.

842
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:36,256
Means it must be somewhere
the pillcam couldn't go.

843
00:39:36,324 --> 00:39:37,691
The appendix.

844
00:39:37,759 --> 00:39:40,661
Congratulations,
you probably saved her life.

845
00:39:40,728 --> 00:39:44,998
You definitely saved
her needless surgery.

846
00:39:45,066 --> 00:39:46,600
Yes, I did.

847
00:39:46,668 --> 00:39:49,369
What's the O.R.
extension number?

848
00:39:49,437 --> 00:39:51,104
Just curious.

849
00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:03,317
Thank you.

850
00:40:03,384 --> 00:40:05,552
I wouldn't come here
for thanks.

851
00:40:05,620 --> 00:40:08,555
That would be ungracious.

852
00:40:08,623 --> 00:40:10,157
It's more about gloating.

853
00:40:10,225 --> 00:40:13,794
You were about to cut out
a piece of your brain

854
00:40:13,862 --> 00:40:17,831
just to chase
some crazy superstition.

855
00:40:17,899 --> 00:40:19,867
But I didn't.

856
00:40:19,934 --> 00:40:21,635
You "didn't"
didn't do anything.

857
00:40:21,703 --> 00:40:23,570
I stopped it.

858
00:40:23,638 --> 00:40:25,706
And what made you do that?

859
00:40:25,773 --> 00:40:28,809
Science, logic, reason.

860
00:40:28,877 --> 00:40:30,210
Pick any three.

861
00:40:30,278 --> 00:40:32,713
A cat chooses
that exact moment

862
00:40:32,780 --> 00:40:34,848
to sit on your computer.

863
00:40:34,916 --> 00:40:37,284
Maybe that's
science and logic and reason

864
00:40:37,352 --> 00:40:39,119
or maybe it's something else.

865
00:40:42,657 --> 00:40:43,857
You're an idiot.

866
00:40:47,762 --> 00:40:51,632
I looked up the preacher
from New York state.

867
00:40:51,699 --> 00:40:54,201
His followers
never faded out.

868
00:40:54,269 --> 00:40:56,570
They became
the Seventh-Day Adventists,

869
00:40:56,638 --> 00:40:58,238
a major religion.

870
00:40:58,306 --> 00:41:00,173
That man changed
the course of history.

871
00:41:00,241 --> 00:41:03,410
Because his followers
were as deluded as he was.

872
00:41:06,581 --> 00:41:09,449
Maybe he just gave them
something to live for.

873
00:41:13,187 --> 00:41:15,055
Feel better.

874
00:41:50,224 --> 00:41:51,458
Kutner!

875
00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:00,934
Cat pee on my chair?

876
00:42:01,002 --> 00:42:02,202
Blood on my face?

877
00:42:02,270 --> 00:42:03,537
Fake blood.

878
00:42:08,543 --> 00:42:09,876
You pay for the dry cleaning.

879
00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:19,219
Why are you still alive?

880
00:42:19,287 --> 00:42:21,021
I'm not sure.

881
00:42:21,089 --> 00:42:23,323
I guess he was impressed
you stood up to him.

882
00:42:23,391 --> 00:42:26,693
And got a cat
to pee on his chair.

883
00:42:26,761 --> 00:42:28,428
Yeah.
A cat.

884
00:42:39,207 --> 00:42:41,341
See you tomorrow.
- Yeah.

885
00:43:15,677 --> 00:43:16,677
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