1 00:00:01,641 --> 00:00:04,841 Prosciutto's not bad, but it's not what you're saying about the fortunato. 2 00:00:12,028 --> 00:00:13,028 My fish isn't bad. 3 00:00:13,649 --> 00:00:15,249 But it's not great either, I'm sure. 4 00:00:15,852 --> 00:00:17,820 I warned you against the snapper. 5 00:00:25,562 --> 00:00:30,599 Do you think it'll calm down? - God, I hope so. 6 00:00:30,667 --> 00:00:33,168 That guy is a bit of a blowhard, though, isn't he? 7 00:00:33,236 --> 00:00:35,304 The food's not spicy at all. You can barely taste it. 8 00:00:35,372 --> 00:00:37,172 Mine's pretty spicy. 9 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,341 Try it. 10 00:00:39,409 --> 00:00:41,587 Mm... I don't taste anything. 11 00:00:43,179 --> 00:00:44,913 You been throwing rolls at me? 12 00:00:46,683 --> 00:00:48,484 Uh... it wasn't me. 13 00:00:48,551 --> 00:00:50,519 Uh, really... he didn't. 14 00:00:50,587 --> 00:00:53,289 I'm so sorry someone would choose to behave that way. 15 00:00:53,356 --> 00:00:56,358 Really, I... yeah. 16 00:00:56,426 --> 00:00:57,660 I'm... so sorry! 17 00:00:57,727 --> 00:00:59,628 Really, really, really sorry! 18 00:00:59,696 --> 00:01:02,364 No, no, no, I swear, I— 19 00:01:02,432 --> 00:01:05,334 it's... not... me. 20 00:02:40,463 --> 00:02:43,432 Bloody tear could just mean subconjunctival hemorrhage. 21 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:46,535 He sneezed too hard from a cold, which caused his lack of taste. 22 00:02:46,603 --> 00:02:48,604 House isn't gonna care. 23 00:02:48,671 --> 00:02:51,340 Does black tie optional really mean black tie? 24 00:02:51,408 --> 00:02:52,908 'Cause I don't wanna rent— 25 00:02:52,976 --> 00:02:54,676 There's been a glitch with the wedding. 26 00:02:54,744 --> 00:02:56,178 And House will be interested. 27 00:02:56,246 --> 00:02:57,546 A glitch? 28 00:02:57,614 --> 00:02:59,181 Patient had his corpus callosum cut 29 00:02:59,249 --> 00:03:00,182 to correct a seizure issue. 30 00:03:00,250 --> 00:03:01,750 A glitch? 31 00:03:01,818 --> 00:03:03,819 The seizures stopped after the surgery, 32 00:03:03,887 --> 00:03:06,054 but he's having trouble adjusting to a split brain. 33 00:03:06,122 --> 00:03:07,489 A glitch? 34 00:03:07,557 --> 00:03:11,293 This is Dr. Taub. Tell him about shopping. 35 00:03:11,361 --> 00:03:12,861 Uh... I go into a grocery store. 36 00:03:12,929 --> 00:03:14,296 Everything seems normal. 37 00:03:14,364 --> 00:03:15,931 I get to the checkout, 38 00:03:15,999 --> 00:03:18,667 and there's all these extra items in my cart, 39 00:03:18,735 --> 00:03:20,702 stuff I didn't put there, stuff I hate. 40 00:03:20,770 --> 00:03:25,240 My left hand hates me. 41 00:03:25,308 --> 00:03:29,044 Yeah. I think House'll be interested. 42 00:03:29,112 --> 00:03:32,080 ♪ clang, clang, clang went the trolley ♪ 43 00:03:32,148 --> 00:03:34,149 ♪ ding ding ding hmm hmm hmm ♪ 44 00:03:37,053 --> 00:03:38,821 Just warning you— I'm in a good mood. 45 00:03:38,888 --> 00:03:40,722 And largely pain-free, 46 00:03:40,790 --> 00:03:43,058 so I have no idea how things are going— 47 00:03:43,126 --> 00:03:45,093 Alien hand syndrome. 48 00:03:45,161 --> 00:03:47,029 Set off by a stroke, 49 00:03:47,096 --> 00:03:48,697 or is there a pony in the backyard? 50 00:03:48,765 --> 00:03:49,998 Split brain. 51 00:03:50,066 --> 00:03:52,768 Right hemisphere controls the left and— 52 00:03:52,836 --> 00:03:54,236 Is making life miserable. 53 00:03:54,304 --> 00:03:55,871 Nonlogical thinkers often do. 54 00:03:55,939 --> 00:03:57,539 Current issue isn't the split brain. 55 00:03:57,607 --> 00:03:58,907 The surgery corrected— 56 00:03:58,975 --> 00:04:00,576 You're dissing the right hemisphere? 57 00:04:00,643 --> 00:04:02,010 Most people who have this operation 58 00:04:02,078 --> 00:04:03,412 don't even notice they're missing anything. 59 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,147 Left brain has language, arithmetic, rationality. 60 00:04:05,215 --> 00:04:06,615 Right brain is a mute loser. 61 00:04:06,683 --> 00:04:08,484 Right brain is more aesthetically oriented, 62 00:04:08,551 --> 00:04:09,918 has greater facial recognition. 63 00:04:09,986 --> 00:04:11,353 I couldn't have been a plastic surgeon without it. 64 00:04:11,421 --> 00:04:13,188 Yes. And where would junior high be 65 00:04:13,256 --> 00:04:15,657 without our ability to judge people on aesthetics? 66 00:04:15,725 --> 00:04:17,459 Right brain's also more aware of the present moment, 67 00:04:17,527 --> 00:04:19,161 our place in the universe. 68 00:04:19,229 --> 00:04:21,930 Mm-hmm. It's a universal daisy chain of peace and love 69 00:04:21,998 --> 00:04:23,665 that throws buns at people. 70 00:04:23,733 --> 00:04:26,101 His present symptoms could mean autoimmune disease, 71 00:04:26,169 --> 00:04:29,505 nasolacrimal tumor, an infection, or just a cold. 72 00:04:29,572 --> 00:04:31,373 Good morning, sunshine. 73 00:04:31,441 --> 00:04:34,142 We got a brand-new toy. You wanna play? 74 00:04:34,210 --> 00:04:36,845 We need to talk. 75 00:04:36,913 --> 00:04:39,214 Great. I love euphemisms. 76 00:04:39,282 --> 00:04:40,983 By euphemism I mean when you say something, 77 00:04:41,050 --> 00:04:42,384 and it means something else. 78 00:04:42,452 --> 00:04:43,819 Begin eliminating. 79 00:04:43,887 --> 00:04:45,721 Search the home. 80 00:04:49,526 --> 00:04:51,360 The, uh... 81 00:04:51,427 --> 00:04:53,161 isn't that like locking the barn door 82 00:04:53,229 --> 00:04:55,230 after the horse has put his face between your breasts 83 00:04:55,298 --> 00:04:57,099 for an hour and a half? 84 00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:59,368 I'm your boss. 85 00:04:59,435 --> 00:05:01,270 You're an employee. 86 00:05:01,337 --> 00:05:03,272 Well, I'm not normally into role-playing, 87 00:05:03,339 --> 00:05:05,607 but if you wanna... 88 00:05:05,675 --> 00:05:07,442 People who get close to you get hurt. 89 00:05:07,510 --> 00:05:09,378 That's a fact. 90 00:05:09,445 --> 00:05:11,513 You're also a valued doctor in this hospital. 91 00:05:11,581 --> 00:05:13,415 That's another fact. 92 00:05:13,483 --> 00:05:16,318 From now on, we're gonna focus on the second fact. 93 00:05:16,386 --> 00:05:19,855 So this isn't you freaking out over last night. 94 00:05:19,923 --> 00:05:22,524 This isn't an emotional decision. 95 00:05:22,592 --> 00:05:24,326 I'm just giving you the rules. 96 00:05:24,394 --> 00:05:27,629 You can either accept them or leave. 97 00:05:48,751 --> 00:05:51,620 I slept with Cuddy. 98 00:05:51,688 --> 00:05:53,789 After she helped me detox from Vicodin. 99 00:05:53,856 --> 00:05:56,558 I've been clean for almost 24 hours now. 100 00:06:00,830 --> 00:06:04,299 Okay. Thought I'd mention it. 101 00:06:04,367 --> 00:06:06,201 Wow. 102 00:06:06,269 --> 00:06:09,104 Wow! One for each. 103 00:06:09,172 --> 00:06:11,974 That's what she said. Ha... - How's the pain? 104 00:06:12,041 --> 00:06:13,642 She's probably got some bruising... 105 00:06:13,710 --> 00:06:15,377 Yeah, I get it. You're a stud. 106 00:06:15,445 --> 00:06:18,447 This is serious, House. 107 00:06:18,514 --> 00:06:20,282 I feel better than I did four hours ago. 108 00:06:20,350 --> 00:06:23,085 Four hours from now, I'll feel better than this. 109 00:06:23,152 --> 00:06:24,586 The other wow... you were sober. 110 00:06:24,654 --> 00:06:25,921 She was sober? 111 00:06:25,989 --> 00:06:28,624 Clean and sober and hot. 112 00:06:28,691 --> 00:06:30,826 Wow! This is fantastic. 113 00:06:30,893 --> 00:06:32,928 How are you gonna screw it up? 114 00:06:32,996 --> 00:06:35,030 Several good options. 115 00:06:35,098 --> 00:06:36,298 Unfortunately, I don't think 116 00:06:36,366 --> 00:06:37,666 she's gonna give me the pleasure. 117 00:06:37,734 --> 00:06:39,501 She left before I woke up, and five minutes ago 118 00:06:39,569 --> 00:06:41,336 she told me that I'm just an employee. 119 00:06:41,404 --> 00:06:43,472 Ha. - Yes. 120 00:06:43,539 --> 00:06:47,376 Well, either she's actually in love with you and scared, 121 00:06:47,443 --> 00:06:51,146 or she realized last night was a gigantic mistake... 122 00:06:51,214 --> 00:06:53,649 you were needy and vulnerable, she was maternal... 123 00:06:53,716 --> 00:06:54,916 You think she jumped me out of pity? 124 00:06:54,984 --> 00:06:58,020 No. I'm saying whatever's going on, 125 00:06:58,087 --> 00:07:00,722 you... need to talk to her. 126 00:07:00,790 --> 00:07:04,393 Absolutely. 127 00:07:04,460 --> 00:07:07,329 Does our patient freak you out a little? 128 00:07:07,397 --> 00:07:09,464 No. 129 00:07:09,532 --> 00:07:11,967 If he's two people, then we're all two people, 130 00:07:12,035 --> 00:07:14,036 and we just don't know it. 131 00:07:14,103 --> 00:07:15,937 What does that say about identity? 132 00:07:16,005 --> 00:07:18,907 It says... we're making it up as we go along, 133 00:07:18,975 --> 00:07:20,842 which I find freeing. 134 00:07:20,910 --> 00:07:22,978 Wow, I haven't been in a bathroom this size 135 00:07:23,046 --> 00:07:27,315 since my dorm in med school. 136 00:07:27,383 --> 00:07:30,719 Is that fungus? - It's from the steam buildup. 137 00:07:34,390 --> 00:07:35,624 What do you think of this glitch 138 00:07:35,692 --> 00:07:38,026 with Chase and Cameron's wedding? 139 00:07:38,094 --> 00:07:43,465 It's always a sad thing when sperm comes between people. 140 00:07:43,533 --> 00:07:45,701 I hear the sperm is very good today. 141 00:07:45,768 --> 00:07:48,203 I mean the salmon. 142 00:07:52,275 --> 00:07:55,377 Go away. - No other tables. 143 00:07:57,747 --> 00:08:00,549 You'd let your wife keep another man's offspring 144 00:08:00,616 --> 00:08:03,885 on ice next to the frozen peas just in case? 145 00:08:03,953 --> 00:08:05,554 That's what this is about. 146 00:08:05,621 --> 00:08:07,322 She's not ready to commit to me. 147 00:08:07,390 --> 00:08:09,157 She's planning for failure. 148 00:08:09,225 --> 00:08:10,859 Did you know that male fruit flies 149 00:08:10,927 --> 00:08:13,462 have toxic chemicals in their seminal fluid 150 00:08:13,529 --> 00:08:15,630 that inhibit the sperm of other males? 151 00:08:25,408 --> 00:08:27,008 Wilson says we need to talk. 152 00:08:27,076 --> 00:08:30,979 We talked. - I agree. 153 00:08:31,047 --> 00:08:34,382 This has clearly gotten past the talking stage. 154 00:08:37,053 --> 00:08:39,154 What? 155 00:08:41,124 --> 00:08:42,758 Hey. 156 00:08:42,825 --> 00:08:45,660 Great. Did you find my MP3? 157 00:08:45,728 --> 00:08:47,028 Uh, not yet. 158 00:08:47,096 --> 00:08:49,564 But I got your shaving stuff, 159 00:08:49,632 --> 00:08:53,602 toothpaste, deodorant, some magazines... 160 00:08:53,669 --> 00:08:56,071 and this cactus from your window. 161 00:08:56,139 --> 00:08:57,572 You didn't have to do that, really. 162 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:59,441 The hospital supplies all that stuff. 163 00:08:59,509 --> 00:09:01,042 I'm still trying too hard, huh? 164 00:09:01,110 --> 00:09:03,345 Trying to get your other half to like me. 165 00:09:03,412 --> 00:09:05,947 Don't say that, okay? I like you. 166 00:09:06,015 --> 00:09:08,683 Which means that— 167 00:09:11,187 --> 00:09:14,790 we shouldn't read into that. - Anti-fungal meds. 168 00:09:14,857 --> 00:09:16,691 Ordinarily, we'd put them in your IV, 169 00:09:16,759 --> 00:09:19,561 but since your right brain doesn't seem too fond of IVs... 170 00:09:19,629 --> 00:09:21,329 You should be feeling better in a few days. 171 00:09:21,397 --> 00:09:22,631 I have to get back to work. 172 00:09:22,698 --> 00:09:25,367 Rick says your shift will be waiting for you 173 00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:27,669 when you get back. - Thanks. 174 00:09:27,737 --> 00:09:29,204 Oh! Oh, my God! 175 00:09:29,272 --> 00:09:33,308 God! I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. 176 00:09:33,376 --> 00:09:35,277 I'm sorry. - I have to— 177 00:09:35,344 --> 00:09:37,646 I have to get back to work. - Babe, wait, hold on! 178 00:09:37,713 --> 00:09:41,149 No, it wasn't me! 179 00:09:41,217 --> 00:09:43,618 I can't walk. 180 00:09:47,751 --> 00:09:48,851 Well, obviously, it wasn't the fungus. 181 00:09:48,919 --> 00:09:50,152 And it's not a coordination issues. 182 00:09:50,220 --> 00:09:51,988 Dehydration can cause loss of balance. 183 00:09:52,055 --> 00:09:53,956 We haven't had him on IV. - No, good skin turgor. 184 00:09:54,024 --> 00:09:55,358 Not orthostatic. 185 00:09:55,425 --> 00:09:58,194 Could be our tax dollars at work. 186 00:09:58,261 --> 00:10:01,230 Constantly building new roadways and bridges. 187 00:10:01,298 --> 00:10:03,799 A meningioma. Slow growing. 188 00:10:03,867 --> 00:10:06,068 Could extend along the subosteal layer 189 00:10:06,136 --> 00:10:08,104 of the cranial cavity and be hidden by the bone. 190 00:10:08,171 --> 00:10:10,439 The cancer cells are actually re-growing a connection 191 00:10:10,507 --> 00:10:11,874 between the left and right hemispheres. 192 00:10:11,942 --> 00:10:13,275 If you're right, the two halves have begun 193 00:10:13,343 --> 00:10:15,645 sending messages again, but it's too early 194 00:10:15,712 --> 00:10:16,979 in the process for him to pick up on it. 195 00:10:17,047 --> 00:10:19,849 But... we can test for it. 196 00:10:23,053 --> 00:10:25,821 Proof. 197 00:10:27,391 --> 00:10:29,525 You didn't talk to her, did you? 198 00:10:29,593 --> 00:10:32,395 If I talked, she'd have lied, I'd have lied. 199 00:10:32,462 --> 00:10:34,664 And though two negatives make a positive, 200 00:10:34,731 --> 00:10:36,866 I thought thermal imaging photos seemed simpler. 201 00:10:36,933 --> 00:10:39,635 Note how many more heated areas appear 202 00:10:39,703 --> 00:10:41,137 after less than a minute with me. 203 00:10:41,204 --> 00:10:43,606 So it's either love or possibly rage. 204 00:10:43,674 --> 00:10:45,307 Don't talk to her. 205 00:10:45,375 --> 00:10:47,376 I have no plans to talk to her. 206 00:10:47,444 --> 00:10:49,278 Manipulation is in your genetic Code. 207 00:10:49,346 --> 00:10:51,047 You think I'm making a mistake, you move in to correct. 208 00:10:51,114 --> 00:10:53,082 You are making a mistake. - She lied to me. 209 00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:54,517 Either last night or today. 210 00:10:54,584 --> 00:10:56,352 I need to find out which and why. 211 00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:57,987 And clearly, thermal imaging is the way. 212 00:10:58,055 --> 00:10:59,321 This isn't a case. 213 00:10:59,389 --> 00:11:00,756 You're not looking for a diagnosis. 214 00:11:00,824 --> 00:11:02,358 If this matters at all to you, 215 00:11:02,426 --> 00:11:06,429 please, for once in your life, be an adult. 216 00:11:09,766 --> 00:11:11,267 Keep your eyes focused on the plus sign. 217 00:11:11,334 --> 00:11:13,369 Any image that appears on your far right 218 00:11:13,437 --> 00:11:14,670 will only be seen by your left brain. 219 00:11:14,738 --> 00:11:17,139 And any image on your far left 220 00:11:17,207 --> 00:11:18,607 will only be seen by your right brain. 221 00:11:18,675 --> 00:11:19,909 Okay. 222 00:11:19,976 --> 00:11:23,012 Just start by saying the words. 223 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:24,346 Book. 224 00:11:24,414 --> 00:11:26,115 Giraffe. 225 00:11:26,183 --> 00:11:28,551 Willow. 226 00:11:28,618 --> 00:11:29,585 Fortunate. 227 00:11:35,092 --> 00:11:36,926 You're not saying the word. 228 00:11:36,993 --> 00:11:40,663 I didn't see a word. 229 00:11:40,731 --> 00:11:42,098 Could you draw a picture 230 00:11:42,165 --> 00:11:43,432 of what you think the word might be? 231 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:48,637 Uh, look, I-I didn't see... 232 00:11:52,776 --> 00:11:54,643 Candle. 233 00:11:54,711 --> 00:11:56,445 This is so cool. 234 00:11:56,513 --> 00:11:58,147 Yeah, that's not freaky at all. 235 00:11:58,215 --> 00:12:00,182 No communication. 236 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:03,452 So far. 237 00:12:11,394 --> 00:12:15,097 Scott, why are you standing? 238 00:12:15,165 --> 00:12:17,032 Uh... 239 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:18,768 I'm a little chilly. 240 00:12:18,835 --> 00:12:20,903 I thought I'd get a sweater or something from my room. 241 00:12:20,971 --> 00:12:24,673 Is that okay? - A few more minutes. 242 00:12:24,741 --> 00:12:26,442 And that, ladies and gentlemen, 243 00:12:26,510 --> 00:12:28,277 is the left hemisphere... 244 00:12:28,345 --> 00:12:31,247 the side that's obsessed with finding answers, 245 00:12:31,314 --> 00:12:33,883 the one that needs things to make sense, the interpreter. 246 00:12:33,950 --> 00:12:35,184 That's where we tell the story 247 00:12:35,252 --> 00:12:36,552 of who we are and why we do things. 248 00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:38,454 That's also the side that was wrong. 249 00:12:38,522 --> 00:12:40,723 Right brain's advantage is that it isn't logical, 250 00:12:40,791 --> 00:12:42,892 doesn't choose which details to look at, 251 00:12:42,959 --> 00:12:44,794 makes connections you could never see. 252 00:12:44,861 --> 00:12:47,630 You owe your insight to the "mute loser." 253 00:12:47,697 --> 00:12:50,199 I'll send it tickets to a Phillies game. 254 00:12:50,267 --> 00:12:51,767 Confabulation means no communication. 255 00:12:51,835 --> 00:12:53,636 Means your theory's wrong. 256 00:12:57,307 --> 00:12:59,909 But he is cold. 257 00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:09,652 Why are you scratching? 258 00:13:09,719 --> 00:13:12,288 It itches. - Ammonia breath. 259 00:13:20,864 --> 00:13:24,700 Your liver is failing. 260 00:13:24,768 --> 00:13:26,302 I know for them to approve this price, 261 00:13:26,369 --> 00:13:28,404 they'll need statistical documentation. 262 00:13:28,471 --> 00:13:31,006 What? Why are you looking at me? 263 00:13:31,074 --> 00:13:32,541 When you first walked in, 264 00:13:32,609 --> 00:13:34,910 I was under the impression you wanted to... 265 00:13:34,978 --> 00:13:37,079 say something else. 266 00:13:37,147 --> 00:13:38,047 Nope. 267 00:13:38,114 --> 00:13:40,382 About House and me. 268 00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:43,118 There's nothing to talk about. 269 00:13:48,425 --> 00:13:50,826 I want permission to do a liver biopsy. 270 00:13:50,894 --> 00:13:52,761 We're looking for sarcoidosis. 271 00:13:52,829 --> 00:13:55,531 Fine. - What do you mean, fine? 272 00:13:55,599 --> 00:13:56,866 What do you mean what do I mean? 273 00:13:56,933 --> 00:13:59,134 Do you mean because a liver biopsy 274 00:13:59,202 --> 00:14:01,437 is not a test that, by any stretch of the imagination, 275 00:14:01,504 --> 00:14:03,005 can be considered risky, 276 00:14:03,073 --> 00:14:04,907 so asking my permission is essentially wasting my time, 277 00:14:04,975 --> 00:14:07,743 and you're wondering what my reaction to that will be? 278 00:14:07,811 --> 00:14:09,411 Yes. 279 00:14:09,479 --> 00:14:11,247 Are you trying to make me angry? 280 00:14:11,314 --> 00:14:12,815 Yes. - Do your biopsy. 281 00:14:12,883 --> 00:14:14,283 And also do your clinic hours. 282 00:14:14,351 --> 00:14:16,819 I'm blowing off my clinic hours. 283 00:14:16,887 --> 00:14:19,555 Really? Let's see how that goes. 284 00:14:21,291 --> 00:14:25,928 Still not angry. Try again later. 285 00:14:38,103 --> 00:14:40,438 Ah... sorry. I know I'm a little ripe. 286 00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:42,674 Just a sweaty guy. - Recently? 287 00:14:42,741 --> 00:14:45,376 Always. 288 00:14:45,444 --> 00:14:48,112 Uh, with a crazy left hand. 289 00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:49,847 Sometimes I fantasize about cutting it off. 290 00:14:49,915 --> 00:14:51,416 Just a fantasy. 291 00:14:51,483 --> 00:14:55,486 It's the hand that's crazy, not me. 292 00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:00,658 What? If it doesn't like an ultrasound wand, 293 00:15:00,726 --> 00:15:04,696 how's it gonna react to a needle? 294 00:15:04,763 --> 00:15:07,398 Can you get music into this room? 295 00:15:07,466 --> 00:15:09,534 I think you're using your relationship with Cuddy 296 00:15:09,602 --> 00:15:11,603 as a replacement for drugs. 297 00:15:11,670 --> 00:15:13,638 You should be in more pain so soon into detoxing, 298 00:15:13,706 --> 00:15:16,174 but your body's full of romantic endorphins. 299 00:15:16,241 --> 00:15:17,675 And on top of that, 300 00:15:17,743 --> 00:15:20,578 you create this distraction of looking for proof. 301 00:15:20,646 --> 00:15:22,981 Think I should stop and let the pain flood back? 302 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,882 Cuddy is not a Vicodin substitute. 303 00:15:24,950 --> 00:15:26,317 Quite the opposite. 304 00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,920 You have to wait for her to be ready. 305 00:15:28,988 --> 00:15:30,154 Great advice. 306 00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:32,357 You pretend that I'm gonna do that. 307 00:15:32,424 --> 00:15:34,659 You've made two major changes in your life. 308 00:15:34,727 --> 00:15:36,728 Not a time anyone's judgment is at its best. 309 00:15:36,795 --> 00:15:38,296 Didn't you use to argue 310 00:15:38,364 --> 00:15:40,465 that my judgment would be better off drugs? 311 00:15:40,532 --> 00:15:43,034 Admit it—you're curious why I wanna make her angry. 312 00:15:43,102 --> 00:15:45,203 I'm sure it's convoluted, wrong, and stupid. 313 00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:48,039 You're dying to know what I found on her coffee cup. 314 00:15:48,107 --> 00:15:51,209 No. Because— - Oxytocin. 315 00:15:56,181 --> 00:15:58,049 Oxytocin... 316 00:15:58,117 --> 00:16:00,118 The chemical involved in emotional bonding? 317 00:16:00,185 --> 00:16:01,653 Her lips say no... 318 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:04,822 her hormones say, "oh, my God, yes, more!" 319 00:16:04,890 --> 00:16:07,392 No. For you to know her levels were elevated 320 00:16:07,459 --> 00:16:08,893 you'd need a base line to compare them with. 321 00:16:08,961 --> 00:16:10,528 I paid the guy in the gym 322 00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:12,597 to retrieve one of her water bottles from the trash. 323 00:16:12,665 --> 00:16:15,733 Love inspires us to greatness. 324 00:16:15,801 --> 00:16:18,069 So I need to make her lose her temper... 325 00:16:18,137 --> 00:16:19,470 which breaks her delusion, 326 00:16:19,538 --> 00:16:21,139 which demonstrates to me and to her 327 00:16:21,206 --> 00:16:23,341 that there is something underneath this facade. 328 00:16:23,409 --> 00:16:24,742 And then what happens? 329 00:16:24,810 --> 00:16:25,910 She admits everything and falls into your arms? 330 00:16:25,978 --> 00:16:26,911 That's outcome one. 331 00:16:26,979 --> 00:16:30,081 Outcome two... is she kills me. 332 00:16:30,149 --> 00:16:33,351 I think it's 50/50 right now. 333 00:16:33,419 --> 00:16:34,585 Great. 334 00:16:34,653 --> 00:16:36,621 I thought you'd say that! 335 00:16:36,689 --> 00:16:38,189 You're committing yourself to something— 336 00:16:38,257 --> 00:16:39,891 Someone. 337 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:42,827 I mean, it's childish in a way, 338 00:16:42,895 --> 00:16:44,729 but ultimately great. 339 00:16:44,797 --> 00:16:46,364 Assuming... 340 00:16:46,432 --> 00:16:49,901 are you absolutely sure you want this to succeed? 341 00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:53,938 Why is an old guy standing in my doorway? 342 00:16:54,006 --> 00:16:55,807 Eugene Schwartz. 343 00:16:55,874 --> 00:16:57,475 Eugene Schwartz. 344 00:16:57,543 --> 00:17:00,211 Dr. Cuddy asked me to come up here from the clinic. 345 00:17:00,279 --> 00:17:03,481 She says you're seeing patients in your office. 346 00:17:03,549 --> 00:17:05,783 It's still free, though, isn't it? 347 00:17:05,851 --> 00:17:08,419 She sent him. That's gotta mean something. 348 00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:11,622 I'll go get my decoder ring. 349 00:17:14,059 --> 00:17:16,194 I squawk. 350 00:17:16,261 --> 00:17:18,463 Like a parrot. 351 00:17:18,530 --> 00:17:20,298 Aaww! 352 00:17:20,365 --> 00:17:23,167 No, that's not it. It started a few months ago. 353 00:17:23,235 --> 00:17:25,503 I was doing some woodworking in my garage. 354 00:17:25,571 --> 00:17:27,294 I was trying to make a chair. 355 00:17:27,362 --> 00:17:29,163 Was it the chair? 356 00:17:29,231 --> 00:17:31,365 Anyway, all of a sudden, from nowhere, 357 00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:34,802 this strange noise comes bursting out of my mouth— 358 00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:35,803 Caaaww! 359 00:17:35,871 --> 00:17:38,839 Caaaww! 360 00:17:38,907 --> 00:17:40,374 Tough to fake that. 361 00:17:40,442 --> 00:17:43,744 Nice pants. 362 00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:46,847 My wife Mona thinks I'm bustin' her chops. 363 00:17:46,915 --> 00:17:50,317 It's ruining my marriage. Where are we going? 364 00:17:52,554 --> 00:17:54,188 So your left hand would rather play air guitar 365 00:17:54,256 --> 00:17:55,923 than give me a hard time? 366 00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:59,026 It'd rather play air guitar than tie shoes, eat dinner... 367 00:17:59,094 --> 00:18:01,262 Your right hand's playing too. 368 00:18:01,329 --> 00:18:03,998 I don't wanna discourage it. 369 00:18:09,371 --> 00:18:12,239 Splinter hemorrhages under his fingernails. 370 00:18:12,307 --> 00:18:14,942 What's that? What— 371 00:18:17,312 --> 00:18:19,313 BP and 02 sats are dropping! 372 00:18:19,381 --> 00:18:20,981 Need a bag of B-negative in here! 373 00:18:21,049 --> 00:18:23,083 So much for sarcoidosis. 374 00:18:23,151 --> 00:18:25,319 Points to a clotting issue. 375 00:18:25,387 --> 00:18:27,354 Clots would explain all his symptoms. 376 00:18:27,422 --> 00:18:29,089 Why aren't we in the office? 377 00:18:29,157 --> 00:18:30,691 I'm tired of clinic duty. 378 00:18:30,759 --> 00:18:33,928 There's only one thing that could cause squawking, right? 379 00:18:33,995 --> 00:18:37,498 Yeah. We gave him heparin and did an echo of his heart 380 00:18:37,566 --> 00:18:38,766 to see if it was throwing clots, but— 381 00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:41,035 More air guitar? - The heart's fine. 382 00:18:41,102 --> 00:18:43,037 We wanted to test for factor V leiden, 383 00:18:43,104 --> 00:18:44,305 Protein C, protein S, 384 00:18:44,372 --> 00:18:46,307 but the hand got tired of cooperating. 385 00:18:46,374 --> 00:18:47,975 We finally knocked him out. 386 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,877 And all those tests came up negative anyway, 387 00:18:49,945 --> 00:18:51,312 or you would have opened by telling me 388 00:18:51,379 --> 00:18:52,780 your brilliant diagnosis. 389 00:18:52,847 --> 00:18:54,648 He apologized for being sweaty, 390 00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:56,250 said it had always been an issue, 391 00:18:56,318 --> 00:18:57,785 but what if it's a symptom? 392 00:18:57,852 --> 00:18:59,320 There are cancers that cause night sweats 393 00:18:59,387 --> 00:19:00,487 and can lead to clots— Lymphoma... 394 00:19:00,555 --> 00:19:03,490 Or pancreatic cancer. 395 00:19:03,558 --> 00:19:06,894 Go scan his pancreas. 396 00:19:06,962 --> 00:19:09,363 And... 397 00:19:09,431 --> 00:19:11,865 try Led Zeppelin. 398 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,767 We've always remembered what this hospital did for Leo 399 00:19:13,835 --> 00:19:15,502 when his appendix burst. 400 00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:17,304 Still, a check this size... 401 00:19:17,372 --> 00:19:19,740 Sorry to interrupt. 402 00:19:19,808 --> 00:19:22,476 Here's my poo. 403 00:19:22,544 --> 00:19:24,345 Dr. House said to bring it over and leave it with you 404 00:19:24,412 --> 00:19:25,879 as soon as I could. 405 00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:28,249 I don't know if you people have an official term for it— 406 00:19:28,316 --> 00:19:30,751 Stool sample. - Ah, yes. 407 00:19:30,819 --> 00:19:32,219 Thank you. I'll take care of it. 408 00:19:32,287 --> 00:19:34,822 It's hard to rush these things. 409 00:19:34,889 --> 00:19:37,358 Even if you've eaten a lot of broccoli. 410 00:19:40,829 --> 00:19:43,297 Where you goin'? - Annie called. 411 00:19:43,365 --> 00:19:45,799 She's not coming back. 412 00:19:45,867 --> 00:19:47,368 This is not the best time. 413 00:19:47,435 --> 00:19:49,637 You said the heparin would keep new clots from forming. 414 00:19:49,704 --> 00:19:52,373 Maybe. But something's obviously causing the clots. 415 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:53,574 If you have pancreatic cancer— 416 00:19:53,642 --> 00:19:55,109 We're not trying to scare you, 417 00:19:55,176 --> 00:19:57,077 but even in its early stages, the fatality rate— 418 00:19:57,145 --> 00:20:00,547 You walk out of here— - Stop! 419 00:20:00,615 --> 00:20:03,817 Look, I'd ask you to put yourself in my place, 420 00:20:03,885 --> 00:20:06,086 but nobody can put themselves in my place. 421 00:20:06,154 --> 00:20:08,155 Did she find somebody new? 422 00:20:08,223 --> 00:20:09,723 Was I not being attentive enough? 423 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,825 No. 424 00:20:11,893 --> 00:20:15,129 She's just tired of being insulted by a limb. 425 00:20:15,196 --> 00:20:18,599 She said that my feelings toward her were mixed. 426 00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:21,935 Well, my feelings aren't mixed. 427 00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:23,871 You're not goin' anywhere 428 00:20:23,938 --> 00:20:26,640 unless you wanna go naked. 429 00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:30,177 Your right brain knows you need to stay. 430 00:20:30,245 --> 00:20:34,214 My right brain's an ass. 431 00:20:37,585 --> 00:20:39,386 Got a minute? 432 00:20:39,454 --> 00:20:42,122 There's something wrong with this cup. 433 00:20:42,190 --> 00:20:43,957 I need someone to bounce ideas off of, 434 00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:45,359 someone to be my whiteboard. 435 00:20:45,427 --> 00:20:47,027 That's how you taught me to work. 436 00:20:47,095 --> 00:20:49,730 I have three choices: First—I can accept it's over, 437 00:20:49,798 --> 00:20:51,532 pretend we don't work in the same hospital, 438 00:20:51,599 --> 00:20:53,334 have selective visual impairment 439 00:20:53,401 --> 00:20:55,035 when we pass each other in the hall. 440 00:20:55,103 --> 00:20:57,705 Second—I can accept it's over and leave— 441 00:20:57,772 --> 00:20:59,440 Or you could try making him angry. 442 00:20:59,507 --> 00:21:00,974 Standard choice number three. 443 00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:03,744 Third... I can talk to him, 444 00:21:03,812 --> 00:21:08,248 but it's not like I have any new facts I can present. 445 00:21:08,316 --> 00:21:09,650 And Chase has this romantic view of love 446 00:21:09,718 --> 00:21:11,985 that reality can't compete with. 447 00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:14,254 I know how you could succeed. - How? 448 00:21:14,322 --> 00:21:16,523 Just say the magic words— 449 00:21:16,591 --> 00:21:20,361 "I will destroy my husband's sperm." 450 00:21:20,428 --> 00:21:21,929 Oh, you mean succeed without doing that. 451 00:21:21,996 --> 00:21:24,365 Probably not. 452 00:21:26,634 --> 00:21:29,370 I have doubts. Normal doubts. 453 00:21:29,437 --> 00:21:31,405 It's not wrong to prepare for bad things to happen 454 00:21:31,473 --> 00:21:33,040 even if you don't expect them to. 455 00:21:33,108 --> 00:21:34,975 I don't expect my condo to burn down, 456 00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:37,811 but I have fire insurance. 457 00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:39,847 Patient's girlfriend left him. 458 00:21:39,914 --> 00:21:42,850 Now he wants to leave us. 459 00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:48,389 If your condo rules don't let you buy insurance, 460 00:21:48,456 --> 00:21:50,991 would you go homeless? 461 00:21:53,194 --> 00:21:54,495 His room is this way. 462 00:21:54,562 --> 00:21:56,263 What, do you think I can fix this? 463 00:21:56,331 --> 00:21:58,298 We need to offer this guy something he can only get 464 00:21:58,366 --> 00:22:00,601 if he stays in the hospital— relationship counseling. 465 00:22:00,668 --> 00:22:02,069 I don't know if his girlfriend's— 466 00:22:02,137 --> 00:22:03,570 I mean his two hemispheres. 467 00:22:03,638 --> 00:22:05,305 That's the breakfast of relationships— 468 00:22:05,373 --> 00:22:06,840 The most important one of the day. 469 00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:09,743 We need your special skills. 470 00:22:15,561 --> 00:22:16,928 Is the guy out there? 471 00:22:16,995 --> 00:22:19,230 The guy that's gonna make my right brain work? 472 00:22:19,298 --> 00:22:20,598 Oh, for... 473 00:22:20,666 --> 00:22:23,568 What do you think your right brain wants? 474 00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:24,969 How should I know? It's crazy. 475 00:22:25,037 --> 00:22:27,204 It does things I would never do. 476 00:22:27,272 --> 00:22:29,407 Duct of Wirsung's slightly enlarged 477 00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:31,642 but within normal parameters. 478 00:22:33,345 --> 00:22:34,946 Say something. 479 00:22:35,013 --> 00:22:37,248 It's mute. It can't communicate with you. 480 00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:40,518 Maybe you should try communicating with it. 481 00:22:40,586 --> 00:22:44,589 "Talk to her." the well isn't deep, is it? 482 00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:46,724 You're the dominant half. You make all the decisions. 483 00:22:46,792 --> 00:22:49,594 The right side has no control over anything. 484 00:22:49,661 --> 00:22:51,195 It must be... frustrating. 485 00:22:51,263 --> 00:22:53,998 No masses in body or tail segments. 486 00:22:54,066 --> 00:22:56,033 I can't communicate with it. That's the whole— 487 00:22:56,101 --> 00:22:58,302 When you decide to go and get groceries, what do you do? 488 00:22:58,370 --> 00:22:59,770 What do you mean? 489 00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:01,639 I put on my jacket, and I go to the store. 490 00:23:01,707 --> 00:23:03,274 Your right brain has no idea 491 00:23:03,342 --> 00:23:05,710 why you're suddenly getting up and putting on your jacket. 492 00:23:05,777 --> 00:23:07,011 It just gets dragged along. 493 00:23:07,079 --> 00:23:08,980 Next time, try saying it out loud. 494 00:23:09,047 --> 00:23:10,748 Just say to the empty air, 495 00:23:10,816 --> 00:23:12,683 "Hey, I think I'll go to the store 496 00:23:12,751 --> 00:23:14,385 because we're out of peanut butter"? 497 00:23:14,453 --> 00:23:16,687 How much did they teach you about people like me 498 00:23:16,755 --> 00:23:18,189 when you were learning to be a therapist? 499 00:23:18,256 --> 00:23:21,058 I'm an oncologist. 500 00:23:21,126 --> 00:23:22,994 The right brain likes what he's saying. 501 00:23:23,061 --> 00:23:24,996 Hasn't moved the entire scan. 502 00:23:25,063 --> 00:23:26,797 Hasn't gotten us anything, though. 503 00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:30,067 Scan's clean. It's not pancreatic cancer. 504 00:23:30,135 --> 00:23:33,137 Clotting could be a problem well before a solid tumor forms. 505 00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:34,805 It can still be pancreatic. 506 00:23:34,873 --> 00:23:36,073 Yes, but if you want a diagnosis 507 00:23:36,141 --> 00:23:37,875 backed by actual evidence, 508 00:23:37,943 --> 00:23:39,276 we should probably look at other cancers. 509 00:23:39,344 --> 00:23:40,578 House. 510 00:23:40,646 --> 00:23:43,247 I just squawked! - What? 511 00:23:43,315 --> 00:23:44,682 Eugene Schwartz, your patient from yesterday. 512 00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:46,083 I just squawked! 513 00:23:46,151 --> 00:23:47,952 I was buying some flowers for Mona. 514 00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:49,954 It happened when I was paying the clerk! 515 00:23:50,022 --> 00:23:52,323 I assume Dr. Cuddy gave you this number. 516 00:23:52,391 --> 00:23:55,026 Yes! She told me to call you any time I squawked 517 00:23:55,093 --> 00:23:56,394 day or night! 518 00:23:56,461 --> 00:23:57,662 I'm sorry, but I'm about to lose you 519 00:23:57,729 --> 00:23:59,163 because I'm about to drive into a tunnel 520 00:23:59,231 --> 00:24:02,266 in a canyon on an airplane while hanging up the phone. 521 00:24:02,334 --> 00:24:04,468 I might be getting some more phone calls, 522 00:24:04,536 --> 00:24:06,070 so let's make it fast. 523 00:24:06,138 --> 00:24:08,372 Lymphoma— - That's right, pancreatic. 524 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:09,774 I know it's pancreatic. I know there's evidence. 525 00:24:09,841 --> 00:24:11,809 I know we've seen it. I just can't— 526 00:24:11,877 --> 00:24:14,445 Right brain, left brain issues? 527 00:24:14,513 --> 00:24:16,914 If the cancer's too small to find, 528 00:24:16,982 --> 00:24:19,450 let's make it easier. Let's open him up and paint it. 529 00:24:19,518 --> 00:24:21,919 There's a new procedure using scorpion toxin 530 00:24:21,987 --> 00:24:23,320 and infrared paint. 531 00:24:23,388 --> 00:24:24,622 Paint only works on the cancer cells, 532 00:24:24,690 --> 00:24:26,090 makes 'em easier to spot. 533 00:24:26,158 --> 00:24:28,125 Just agitating the pancreas can cause clotting, 534 00:24:28,193 --> 00:24:30,061 and you wanna do it to a guy whose problem is clotting. 535 00:24:30,128 --> 00:24:31,562 If I'm right about pancreatic cancer, 536 00:24:31,697 --> 00:24:32,930 The only chance he's got 537 00:24:32,998 --> 00:24:35,833 is finding and removing those cancer cells now. 538 00:24:35,901 --> 00:24:37,935 His brain MRI showed narrowing in the blood vessels 539 00:24:38,003 --> 00:24:39,403 leading up from the neck. 540 00:24:39,471 --> 00:24:41,338 If we do shake something loose, we could kill him. 541 00:24:42,774 --> 00:24:45,309 Clot in his brain could kill one of them 542 00:24:45,377 --> 00:24:48,045 without affecting the other. 543 00:24:48,113 --> 00:24:51,248 He might actually be okay with that. 544 00:24:56,488 --> 00:24:57,788 How long's it gonna take? 545 00:24:57,856 --> 00:25:01,225 Assuming he doesn't crash... A few minutes. 546 00:25:10,068 --> 00:25:13,838 Hey... you and Cameron. 547 00:25:13,905 --> 00:25:16,240 I'm sorry. 548 00:25:19,478 --> 00:25:22,079 I'll be right back. 549 00:25:27,786 --> 00:25:29,987 I don't wanna be homeless. 550 00:25:30,055 --> 00:25:32,223 Okay. You can stay in the condo. 551 00:25:32,290 --> 00:25:35,493 I'll find some other— - That's not what I mean. 552 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:39,063 I wanna marry you. 553 00:25:39,131 --> 00:25:42,333 I got the forms to destroy the sperm. 554 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,068 You sure? 555 00:25:44,136 --> 00:25:46,036 Yeah. 556 00:25:47,539 --> 00:25:50,141 I wanna hug you, but then I'd have to rescrub. 557 00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:52,710 I know. 558 00:25:52,778 --> 00:25:54,612 BP's dropping. 559 00:25:54,679 --> 00:25:56,914 Go. 560 00:25:56,982 --> 00:25:58,849 No sign of cancer. 561 00:25:58,917 --> 00:26:01,051 BP's 90 over 60. 562 00:26:09,227 --> 00:26:11,529 You never answered my question. 563 00:26:11,596 --> 00:26:13,230 Relax. 564 00:26:13,298 --> 00:26:14,999 Our friendship is not doomed. 565 00:26:15,066 --> 00:26:16,367 Thank God. 566 00:26:16,434 --> 00:26:19,503 But my question was do you really want Cuddy, 567 00:26:19,571 --> 00:26:21,605 or is this just another challenge? 568 00:26:21,673 --> 00:26:23,240 You're worried that once I'm in a relationship 569 00:26:23,308 --> 00:26:24,809 you and me'll be over. 570 00:26:24,876 --> 00:26:26,243 Hey! I'm actually for this. 571 00:26:26,311 --> 00:26:27,912 I think this is great. 572 00:26:27,979 --> 00:26:30,514 But if you're serious and you don't treat it seriously, 573 00:26:30,582 --> 00:26:33,184 then you will get hurt. 574 00:26:33,251 --> 00:26:35,252 And if you don't accept that, 575 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:39,023 then accept that she will get hurt. 576 00:26:57,375 --> 00:26:58,843 She look angry? 577 00:26:58,910 --> 00:27:01,812 If you're standing there when she looks up here— 578 00:27:07,285 --> 00:27:09,820 Oh, no. 579 00:27:09,888 --> 00:27:11,255 Systolic's 80. 580 00:27:11,323 --> 00:27:12,423 Gotta finish this suture before I can get out. 581 00:27:12,490 --> 00:27:14,225 Give him a dopamine drip. 582 00:27:14,292 --> 00:27:15,926 We weren't looking up at the right time. 583 00:27:15,994 --> 00:27:17,628 Get to your point. We're a little busy here. 584 00:27:17,696 --> 00:27:20,998 The clots aren't from cancer. They're coming from his heart. 585 00:27:21,066 --> 00:27:23,067 We echoed the heart. No clots. 586 00:27:23,134 --> 00:27:24,869 Not while we were looking. Didn't I open with that? 587 00:27:24,936 --> 00:27:27,171 The clots were caused by an arrhythmia. 588 00:27:27,239 --> 00:27:30,107 No arrhythmia. - Not while we were looking! 589 00:27:30,175 --> 00:27:31,675 Intermittent arrhythmia. 590 00:27:31,743 --> 00:27:34,645 This guy pulls our equipment off at the slightest provocation. 591 00:27:34,713 --> 00:27:36,580 We'd have to be watching at the exact moment it happened, 592 00:27:36,648 --> 00:27:38,048 which I'm guessing, 593 00:27:38,116 --> 00:27:40,451 given the way you two are scrambling around like idiots, 594 00:27:40,518 --> 00:27:41,685 is right now! 595 00:27:41,753 --> 00:27:44,255 Yes, I'm saying do a transesophageal echo. 596 00:27:44,322 --> 00:27:45,689 We have to get his BP stable. 597 00:27:45,757 --> 00:27:47,958 Absolutely. Right after the echo. 598 00:27:49,661 --> 00:27:51,929 Systolic 70. 599 00:27:51,997 --> 00:27:54,064 The heart looked healthy at the last echo. 600 00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:56,867 And an arrhythmia wouldn't cause clots in a healthy ventricle. 601 00:27:56,935 --> 00:27:59,069 So start with the left atrial appendage. 602 00:28:04,442 --> 00:28:06,443 Wow. - Yep. 603 00:28:06,511 --> 00:28:08,178 I did it again. 604 00:28:08,246 --> 00:28:10,547 Now get this poor guy's BP under control 605 00:28:10,615 --> 00:28:11,849 And seal off the appendage. 606 00:28:11,917 --> 00:28:13,784 Then all we have to do 607 00:28:13,852 --> 00:28:15,819 is find out what damaged his heart 608 00:28:15,887 --> 00:28:18,856 before it goes after something he really needs. 609 00:28:22,266 --> 00:28:23,433 So what damages 610 00:28:23,501 --> 00:28:25,150 a healthy 20-year-old heart 611 00:28:25,553 --> 00:28:27,120 enough to make it send out clots like it's bombing Dresden? 612 00:28:27,188 --> 00:28:28,321 Rhabdo? 613 00:28:28,389 --> 00:28:29,322 Would have fried his kidneys too. 614 00:28:29,390 --> 00:28:30,557 What about Graves? 615 00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:32,759 Thyroid function tests were normal. 616 00:28:32,827 --> 00:28:34,427 Cushing's. 617 00:28:34,495 --> 00:28:37,297 Cortisol overproduction could interfere with heart rhythm. 618 00:28:37,365 --> 00:28:40,667 Run a dexamethasone suppression test. 619 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,047 Annie. 620 00:28:57,451 --> 00:28:58,785 You hit me. 621 00:28:58,853 --> 00:29:02,022 I know. I'm so sorry, but... 622 00:29:02,089 --> 00:29:03,456 It wasn't me. 623 00:29:03,524 --> 00:29:04,991 I know you would never have done that 624 00:29:05,059 --> 00:29:06,493 if you were in control of yourself, but... 625 00:29:06,561 --> 00:29:08,695 But you came back. 626 00:29:08,763 --> 00:29:10,597 To talk with your doctors. 627 00:29:10,665 --> 00:29:14,067 I've been going over and over what happened, 628 00:29:14,135 --> 00:29:15,669 and I had this thought out of nowhere. 629 00:29:15,736 --> 00:29:17,304 Ever since I've known Scott, 630 00:29:17,371 --> 00:29:19,339 I've seen his left hand throw things 631 00:29:19,407 --> 00:29:22,208 but always sort of playfully, thinking it's fun. 632 00:29:22,276 --> 00:29:25,245 But when he threw this... 633 00:29:25,313 --> 00:29:27,047 it was angry, 634 00:29:27,114 --> 00:29:29,482 and that's when his hand slapped me, too, 635 00:29:29,550 --> 00:29:31,418 when I brought it to him. 636 00:29:31,485 --> 00:29:32,586 Could it mean something? 637 00:29:32,653 --> 00:29:34,354 Deodorant shouldn't— 638 00:29:34,422 --> 00:29:36,289 How often do you use it? 639 00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:39,392 Uh, a few times a day. It's special heavy duty stuff. 640 00:29:39,460 --> 00:29:40,827 I have to send away for it. 641 00:29:40,895 --> 00:29:43,597 Sprayed around a bathroom the size of a shoebox. 642 00:29:43,664 --> 00:29:45,799 I'll check the ingredients from the manufacturer. 643 00:29:45,866 --> 00:29:47,934 I'll check for any references associated with health issues. 644 00:29:56,043 --> 00:29:58,178 Somebody's grateful. 645 00:29:58,245 --> 00:30:01,281 We'll just leave the... three of you alone. 646 00:30:11,859 --> 00:30:14,294 Why is there no lipstick on this cup? 647 00:30:14,362 --> 00:30:17,731 Cuddy was wearing lipstick when she drank from it. 648 00:30:17,798 --> 00:30:19,666 It was on my face. Why isn't it on the cup? 649 00:30:19,734 --> 00:30:22,636 Why is it always reasonable in Houseland 650 00:30:22,703 --> 00:30:24,337 to take an emotional problem 651 00:30:24,405 --> 00:30:27,807 and sidestep it by turning it into a mechanical problem? 652 00:30:27,875 --> 00:30:29,509 Because in Houseland— 653 00:30:29,577 --> 00:30:30,977 and the rest of the universe, by the way— 654 00:30:31,045 --> 00:30:33,380 when a question presents itself, it calls for an answer. 655 00:30:33,447 --> 00:30:37,183 If the left brain is the interpreter of reality 656 00:30:37,251 --> 00:30:39,953 and the one that tells us the story of who we are, 657 00:30:40,021 --> 00:30:42,355 then what is your story? 658 00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:45,458 Do you wanna be the man with the answers, 659 00:30:45,526 --> 00:30:48,795 or do you wanna be the man with Cuddy? 660 00:30:58,506 --> 00:31:00,774 What do I do? 661 00:31:00,841 --> 00:31:02,876 You make her angry. 662 00:31:02,943 --> 00:31:05,779 You really think that was the best time to mock me? 663 00:31:05,846 --> 00:31:09,115 I'm as surprised as you, but I think I'm serious. 664 00:31:09,183 --> 00:31:10,550 Communication can't start unless you're— 665 00:31:10,618 --> 00:31:12,919 I've been trying to make her angry for— 666 00:31:12,987 --> 00:31:14,020 No, you haven't. 667 00:31:14,088 --> 00:31:15,789 Come on! 668 00:31:15,856 --> 00:31:17,757 Poo, strippers? It's routine stuff. 669 00:31:17,825 --> 00:31:19,859 You've been pulling your punches. 670 00:31:19,927 --> 00:31:22,162 You're scared. You should be. 671 00:31:28,169 --> 00:31:30,704 Now... go terrorize her. 672 00:31:40,715 --> 00:31:42,949 You don't wanna destroy it, do you? 673 00:31:43,017 --> 00:31:45,885 I said I was gonna do it. I'll do it. 674 00:31:45,953 --> 00:31:48,955 But you don't want to. 675 00:31:49,023 --> 00:31:51,024 I wanna be with you. 676 00:31:51,092 --> 00:31:52,826 Maybe I'm not comfortable with it— 677 00:31:52,893 --> 00:31:54,961 Let's say it's our fifth anniversary. 678 00:31:55,029 --> 00:31:57,797 Are you ready to destroy it now? 679 00:31:57,865 --> 00:32:00,500 Tenth. Three kids. 680 00:32:00,568 --> 00:32:02,402 They spend their summers in Melbourne 681 00:32:02,470 --> 00:32:03,937 And have annoying accents. 682 00:32:04,004 --> 00:32:05,571 It's disgusting how happy we are. 683 00:32:05,638 --> 00:32:08,941 You ready now? 684 00:32:12,679 --> 00:32:15,113 You don't have doubts. 685 00:32:15,181 --> 00:32:17,049 You just don't wanna kill 686 00:32:17,116 --> 00:32:20,886 the only thing left of someone you loved. 687 00:32:28,561 --> 00:32:30,529 Don't do it. 688 00:32:30,597 --> 00:32:34,132 I do have trouble giving things up. 689 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:38,203 For example... 690 00:32:38,271 --> 00:32:40,906 I never cancelled any of our wedding plans. 691 00:32:55,221 --> 00:32:59,324 Attention! I have an announcement. 692 00:32:59,392 --> 00:33:00,759 As you go about your day, 693 00:33:00,827 --> 00:33:02,828 I would like you to be aware of the fact 694 00:33:02,896 --> 00:33:05,530 that I slept with Lisa Cuddy! 695 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,667 This is beyond ass-hood! 696 00:33:37,735 --> 00:33:41,037 You have the luxury of not caring about your image. 697 00:33:41,105 --> 00:33:42,739 I do not! 698 00:33:42,807 --> 00:33:44,641 I can permit a lot of crap, 699 00:33:44,709 --> 00:33:47,144 but an employee shouting about 700 00:33:47,211 --> 00:33:49,679 his sexual exploits with me—no! 701 00:33:49,747 --> 00:33:51,648 That is zero tolerance! 702 00:33:51,716 --> 00:33:53,350 So congratulations, House. 703 00:33:53,418 --> 00:33:55,118 I am angry. 704 00:33:55,186 --> 00:33:59,423 I was wondering if we should move in together. 705 00:34:07,131 --> 00:34:10,700 You're fired. 706 00:34:13,571 --> 00:34:15,272 I wouldn't worry about it. 707 00:34:15,339 --> 00:34:16,973 I think she likes you. 708 00:34:17,041 --> 00:34:18,975 If I'm fired, I think that probably means 709 00:34:19,043 --> 00:34:20,710 I don't have to see patients. 710 00:34:20,778 --> 00:34:24,514 I'm here as a squeaky wheel. I know how you doctors are. 711 00:34:24,582 --> 00:34:26,216 You're busy, you get distracted. 712 00:34:26,284 --> 00:34:28,819 My lab results could be sitting in your in-box. 713 00:34:28,886 --> 00:34:31,855 I don't need your labs. You have acid reflux. 714 00:34:31,923 --> 00:34:33,089 Well, how could you— 715 00:34:33,157 --> 00:34:35,025 Acid splashes on the vocal chords. 716 00:34:35,092 --> 00:34:37,260 They tense, make that squawking sound. 717 00:34:37,328 --> 00:34:38,829 It's completely harmless. 718 00:34:38,896 --> 00:34:40,030 I'm gonna give you a prescription, 719 00:34:40,097 --> 00:34:41,531 and you are gonna go away. 720 00:34:41,599 --> 00:34:43,667 You are a great doctor. 721 00:34:43,734 --> 00:34:45,168 Ha. 722 00:34:45,236 --> 00:34:47,404 Why'd you move your belt? 723 00:34:47,472 --> 00:34:49,005 I always move my belt. 724 00:34:49,073 --> 00:34:51,041 Makes me sore. 725 00:34:51,108 --> 00:34:53,043 You didn't tell me that. 726 00:34:53,110 --> 00:34:55,245 At 86, what isn't sore? 727 00:34:55,313 --> 00:34:59,483 Soreness is less important than squawking. 728 00:34:59,550 --> 00:35:02,219 It's the squawking that was bothering my wife. 729 00:35:02,286 --> 00:35:06,756 That's not a potbelly. It's a tumor. 730 00:35:09,460 --> 00:35:13,563 That's why pancreatic cancer was on my mind. 731 00:35:13,631 --> 00:35:16,066 My brain was trying to tell me. 732 00:35:16,133 --> 00:35:18,034 This isn't sounding good. 733 00:35:18,102 --> 00:35:20,837 Pancreatic cancer? 734 00:35:20,905 --> 00:35:24,007 It can cause acid reflux. We should scope you. 735 00:35:24,075 --> 00:35:27,410 So it's not good. Even for cancer it's not good. 736 00:35:27,478 --> 00:35:29,312 No, it's not. 737 00:35:29,380 --> 00:35:32,082 The deodorant has a high proportion of propylene glycol. 738 00:35:32,149 --> 00:35:33,550 Same stuff made a kid in Singapore 739 00:35:33,618 --> 00:35:36,319 develop a heart condition, and—get this—seizures. 740 00:35:36,387 --> 00:35:39,689 Our patient may never have needed split-brain surgery. 741 00:35:39,757 --> 00:35:42,359 I'm sure he will half-appreciate the irony. 742 00:35:45,429 --> 00:35:48,899 Take this man to radiology. Pancreatic scan. 743 00:35:48,966 --> 00:35:52,769 And stay with him. 744 00:35:52,837 --> 00:35:55,539 Eugene Schwartz. 745 00:36:08,119 --> 00:36:10,387 Whatever it is, just say it quickly. 746 00:36:10,454 --> 00:36:14,090 Do you have more than one lipstick in the same shade? 747 00:36:14,158 --> 00:36:18,628 Maybe one that has a sealing agent and one that doesn't? 748 00:36:18,696 --> 00:36:23,500 How could that possibly be relevant to anything? 749 00:36:23,568 --> 00:36:26,870 You really don't think you're just... 750 00:36:26,938 --> 00:36:29,673 overreacting to the other night? 751 00:36:32,276 --> 00:36:34,978 Fine. I am overreacting. 752 00:36:35,046 --> 00:36:38,281 You've said plenty of lousy things to me before. 753 00:36:38,349 --> 00:36:40,150 But... 754 00:36:40,217 --> 00:36:43,420 reaching the final straw has been a good thing 755 00:36:43,487 --> 00:36:45,188 because it made me realize 756 00:36:45,256 --> 00:36:48,658 we not only don't have a personal relationship, 757 00:36:48,726 --> 00:36:51,227 we never could. 758 00:36:54,131 --> 00:36:58,301 You—you're— 759 00:37:00,471 --> 00:37:03,139 you've been overreacting... 760 00:37:03,207 --> 00:37:05,775 to something I said? 761 00:37:05,843 --> 00:37:08,578 You insulted me. I walked out. 762 00:37:08,646 --> 00:37:13,083 It's nothing that hasn't happened a hundred times before. 763 00:37:19,190 --> 00:37:20,357 I quit. 764 00:37:20,424 --> 00:37:23,693 Great. 765 00:37:23,761 --> 00:37:27,330 My Nanny is off the clock at 7:30, 766 00:37:27,398 --> 00:37:29,633 so... you're a week off. 767 00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:32,135 You can go suckle the little bastard child 768 00:37:32,203 --> 00:37:35,839 if it makes you feel good about yourself. 769 00:37:35,906 --> 00:37:38,441 Screw you. 770 00:37:56,527 --> 00:37:59,462 No, no, that— that's not what happened. 771 00:37:59,530 --> 00:38:01,364 I told you that I needed you. 772 00:38:01,432 --> 00:38:04,467 You—you helped me. 773 00:38:04,535 --> 00:38:07,337 Are you okay? 774 00:38:30,327 --> 00:38:33,630 Are you okay? 775 00:40:21,672 --> 00:40:24,207 So... this is the story 776 00:40:24,275 --> 00:40:26,876 you made up about who you are. 777 00:40:26,944 --> 00:40:30,613 It's a nice one. 778 00:40:32,116 --> 00:40:35,752 Too bad it isn't true. 779 00:40:43,494 --> 00:40:46,095 No. 780 00:40:46,163 --> 00:40:48,765 I'm not okay. 781 00:43:40,504 --> 00:43:42,739 Subtitles by LeapinLar