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Help!

2
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Help me!

3
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Dry heaves are gone,
so am i.

4
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I'll check
with the doctor.

5
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No, no, no, no.

6
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I'm here voluntarily,
just got to check with me.

7
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I'm sorry. Dr. nolan left
specific instructions.

8
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She's not sick. She's scared.
so tell her to tell—

9
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(house)
wow.

10
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And he's black.

11
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I thought you'd be a little more
sensitive on the slavery issue.

12
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Can't keep me.

13
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Dr. house,
you look a lot better.

14
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i am a lot better—

15
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No painkillers,
no hallucinations.

16
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Leg hurts,
but it's manageable.

17
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great job.

18
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Gonna miss you.

19
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Want to start missing you
as soon as possible.

20
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Well, legally, you're free to go
whenever you want.

21
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But i suggest you stay.

22
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I'll take it
under advisement.

23
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If you thought
the hallucinations

24
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Were from your
vicodin problem,

25
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Why didn't you just check
yourself into a rehab facility?

26
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I was deluded into thinking
i might be crazy.

27
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But you had been abusing vicodin
for years.

28
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never had delusions,
never had trouble sleeping,

29
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never had any problems,

30
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Other than narcissism
and antisocial behavior,

31
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Until two colleagues died.

32
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Your father died.

33
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your issues

34
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Run deeper
than vicodin.

35
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Well, that's not gonna
cheer me up, is it?

36
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You need to be transferred
to our long-term ward,

37
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Started on medication,
talk therapy—

38
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Yeah, i get it.

39
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Uh, just one thing
i'm getting hung up on.

40
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I can leave
whenever i want.

41
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How about i start
with that?

42
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You can't go back
to practicing medicine.

43
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I don't want
to practice medicine.

44
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I've decided
i want to be an astronaut.

45
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Well, if you want
your state astronaut's license,

46
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You're gonna need
my recommendation.

47
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Is that a popular,
new treatment—

48
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Blackmail?

49
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You need to get better.

50
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Welcome to ward six.

51
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So brass tacks—
what do i have to do,

52
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And how long
do i have to be here?

53
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Depends on you.
process is pretty basic.

54
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If you follow the schedule,
agree to take meds,

55
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Participate in group
and individual therapy,

56
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We can work on goals.
i set a goal.

57
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Excellent.
what is it?

58
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My goal is to get your boss

59
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To write the letter
that i want him to write.

60
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Now let's talk process.

61
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I can smile through
gritted teeth and play nice,

62
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But there are serious risks
of violence

63
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Involved in that choice,

64
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So i'm going with turning
this ward upside down,

65
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making you
and your boss' job and life

66
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So unmanageable
that he'll write

67
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Whatever he has to write
to get rid of me.

68
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(nurse safer)
he's all set.

69
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Thanks.

70
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(alvie)
ow, i've never been
in the end unit before.

71
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yo, i don't need an escort.
get off me.

72
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Who are you?

73
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You believe these guys?

74
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Lecturing me
on manic depression,

75
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Like i couldn't write
a book or two.

76
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I stop taking my meds, because
i want to stop taking my meds,

77
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Because nothing
is wrong with me.

78
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No reason to keep
dragging me back here.

79
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when i'm on them,
everything slows down.

80
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that's when
the problem is.

81
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Hey, nice to see you.

82
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My roommate last time
couldn't stand me.

83
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Really?

84
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I'm juan alvarez.
j.a.'s my stage name.

85
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But alvie's what everybody
around here calls me,

86
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like the woody allen character
in, uh, annie hall,

87
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But the puerto rican version
and not as neurotic.

88
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So what do i call you?

89
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You're actually waiting
for an answer this time.

90
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You can call me house.

91
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Ow!

92
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Hey, wait up.

93
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I've already got
the whole place wired,

94
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So i'll give you
the rundown.

95
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Yo, everybody!

96
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This is my new roommate,
house, y'all.

97
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Main thing
you got to know—

98
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Is this the line?

99
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Hey, gabby, meet
my new roommate, house.

100
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You can call him "heezy."

101
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No, you can't.

102
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Don't worry.
she won't call you anything.

103
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She hasn't talked in, like,
ten years or something.

104
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Good you came here.

105
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you need to know
the lay of the land.

106
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I need to request
a new room.

107
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Ha ha.
you're funny.

108
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You're also gonna come here
to get your meds.

109
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I'm not on any meds.

110
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You either?
good for you.

111
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Tell me my mind
works too fast.

112
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Probably tell usain bolt
he runs too fast.

113
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Excuse me.

114
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I know you're busy ignoring me,
but my minibar is empty.

115
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You think bolt could do
the long jump?

116
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That sport
needs to evolve.

117
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Had the same world record
for, like, 20 years.

118
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I think if one guy launched
himself headfirst

119
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And right before
he hits the ground

120
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Does a front flip instead,

121
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Get three extra feet
out of that, easy.

122
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Go be that man.

123
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Aah!

124
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Aah!
my head!

125
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My head!
oh!

126
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(nurse safer)
you're not getting
any haldol.

127
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Sorry.

128
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(alvie)
that's hal.
his real name is connor,

129
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We can't play that.

130
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They keep it locked up.

131
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I wish we could,
but at the same time,

132
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You can imagine
how annoying that could be.

133
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Crazy people playing on it
all the time—

134
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We'd never get any peace.

135
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Come on, i want to introduce you
to everybody.

136
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Do you think
he's serious?

137
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He's a doctor.

138
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He knows that acting out will
only reinforce our diagnosis.

139
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(nolan)
or it'll work.

140
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You actually think
this is something

141
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We should be
concerned about?

142
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A patient makes a threat,
you should always be concerned.

143
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(beasley)
there are two new additions
to our ward.

144
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you all know alvie.

145
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Thank you, thank you.
hold your applause.

146
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It's great to be back here
in mayfield,

147
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Not just for the food,

148
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not just
for the ladies—

149
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Well, okay,
maybe just for the ladies.

150
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And you should also welcome greg
to the floor.

151
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Don't worry about the name.
i'm just passing through.

152
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Don't want to break
any hearts.

153
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Can we go outside now?

154
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Not now, jay.

155
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So he's
claustrophobic, right?

156
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You're claustrophobic?

157
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Can i get a pen
to write this stuff down?

158
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Where are
you going?

159
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Where's
he going?

160
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It's okay.

161
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Paranoid—check.

162
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dr. beasley...

163
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I am having an issue
with the food.

164
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(beasley)
what's the problem?

165
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i swear i'm eating
less and less,

166
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And i just keep getting
bigger and bigger.

167
00:09:02,913 --> 00:09:04,514
A crayon?
anybody?

168
00:09:04,581 --> 00:09:05,714
We'll talk
about it another time.

169
00:09:05,780 --> 00:09:07,481
i understand you all

170
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,947
Had art therapy
yesterday.

171
00:09:10,014 --> 00:09:11,748
Maybe we can hang some
of the new pieces on the wall.

172
00:09:11,813 --> 00:09:13,880
Cut your wrists, huh?

173
00:09:13,947 --> 00:09:14,913
Greg, there
are certain topics—

174
00:09:14,980 --> 00:09:16,947
Oh, i'm sorry.

175
00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:18,547
Is suicide taboo?

176
00:09:18,614 --> 00:09:20,614
gosh, if i've broken a rule
on my first day,

177
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I will kill myself.

178
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Group's over.

179
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That flew by.

180
00:09:28,214 --> 00:09:30,447
You realize you're not
the first uncooperative patient

181
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On this floor?

182
00:09:31,813 --> 00:09:34,114
really?
is there a club?
yes.

183
00:09:34,180 --> 00:09:37,014
Come with me
to the clubhouse.

184
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That didn't take long.

185
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i'm that good.

186
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(beasley)
come on, alvie!
let's see some action!

187
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Oh! you got nothing!

188
00:10:00,681 --> 00:10:04,180
Pass, pass, pass!
good.

189
00:10:04,247 --> 00:10:06,114
Come on, guys!

190
00:10:07,847 --> 00:10:09,347
Ready to play nice?

191
00:10:09,414 --> 00:10:11,381
Would you believe me
if i said yes?

192
00:10:11,447 --> 00:10:12,681
No.

193
00:10:12,748 --> 00:10:14,414
Then, yes.

194
00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:17,281
You do know
i'm trying to help you.

195
00:10:19,813 --> 00:10:22,514
I also know you're trying to be
sweet, caring, and effective.

196
00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:23,614
You're just not.

197
00:10:26,314 --> 00:10:28,147
You want out.

198
00:10:28,214 --> 00:10:29,748
Just talk.
be honest.

199
00:10:29,813 --> 00:10:31,681
Try to work
with people.

200
00:10:31,748 --> 00:10:34,147
Try to deal with people.

201
00:10:36,347 --> 00:10:38,214
Okay.

202
00:10:42,748 --> 00:10:44,180
House, house!
he's on my team!

203
00:10:44,247 --> 00:10:45,813
Shut up.
nobody likes you.

204
00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:49,980
Am i crowding you?
what?

205
00:10:50,047 --> 00:10:51,980
Can't see the sun?
huh?

206
00:10:52,047 --> 00:10:53,847
Oh, no, everything
is closing in.

207
00:10:53,913 --> 00:10:54,947
Okay, okay.

208
00:10:55,014 --> 00:10:56,681
Okay.

209
00:10:56,748 --> 00:10:58,581
He's the claustrophobic one,
right?

210
00:10:58,648 --> 00:11:01,214
'cause i'm doing this
from memory.

211
00:11:01,281 --> 00:11:02,414
You have to dribble.

212
00:11:02,481 --> 00:11:03,547
Why?

213
00:11:03,614 --> 00:11:05,314
The cia satellites
aren't watching me.

214
00:11:05,381 --> 00:11:06,381
They're watching you,

215
00:11:06,447 --> 00:11:08,247
'cause you're wearing green.

216
00:11:11,414 --> 00:11:13,648
That one
was just too easy.

217
00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:15,281
Seriously, anorexia?

218
00:11:15,347 --> 00:11:17,813
What, are you supposed
to be a girl?

219
00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,748
And in answer
to your implicit question,

220
00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,847
Yes, those pants
do make you look fat.

221
00:11:29,047 --> 00:11:31,813
How upset were you
when you woke up in the e.r.

222
00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:34,180
and you were still alive
and a failure?

223
00:11:41,748 --> 00:11:44,648
Whoo-hoo!
2-0, good guys!

224
00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,514
You're right. It is rewarding
when you reach out.

225
00:11:52,648 --> 00:11:54,447
You can't go up there.
it's yard time right now.

226
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:57,947
Put it on my tab.

227
00:12:20,147 --> 00:12:23,014
I think you'll find
music therapy's more effective

228
00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:24,314
If the patients are inside

229
00:12:24,381 --> 00:12:25,913
to hear it.

230
00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:31,913
Where'd you get
the key?

231
00:12:31,980 --> 00:12:35,180
they gave it to me.

232
00:12:35,247 --> 00:12:37,980
So if she ever talks,

233
00:12:38,047 --> 00:12:39,913
Are we gonna get
a german accent?

234
00:12:41,447 --> 00:12:43,481
No.

235
00:12:43,547 --> 00:12:45,314
She's, um,
my husband's sister.

236
00:12:47,414 --> 00:12:48,748
So let him come play
the piano.

237
00:12:48,813 --> 00:12:51,780
He doesn't know
how to play.

238
00:12:53,913 --> 00:12:56,813
Nice.

239
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,714
You're a little heavy
on the right foot, though.

240
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:02,813
See her head?

241
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,047
It bobs to the music.

242
00:13:06,047 --> 00:13:07,481
It's the only real reaction
i'm getting from her.

243
00:13:10,214 --> 00:13:12,648
It feels like
we're talking.

244
00:13:12,714 --> 00:13:15,414
You're not talking.

245
00:13:17,514 --> 00:13:19,147
Her head is bobbing
to her pulse.

246
00:13:19,214 --> 00:13:21,180
Are you a new doctor
on the ward?

247
00:13:21,247 --> 00:13:23,014
Technically, yes.

248
00:13:27,514 --> 00:13:28,947
Can i lead this time?

249
00:13:30,547 --> 00:13:33,180
Leave the lid unlocked
when you're done.

250
00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:04,880
Can you close the door?

251
00:14:04,947 --> 00:14:06,681
You're letting
all the cool air out.

252
00:14:10,913 --> 00:14:13,514
If you keep up
this scorched-earth policy,

253
00:14:13,581 --> 00:14:15,547
You're gonna end up
living in this room.

254
00:14:15,614 --> 00:14:17,381
are you ready to try
another strategy,

255
00:14:17,447 --> 00:14:19,813
Or do you want me
to leave you in here?

256
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,614
Unh!

257
00:14:33,681 --> 00:14:35,714
21.

258
00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:37,648
2-1, that's game.
hey, house is back.

259
00:14:37,714 --> 00:14:39,880
i'll get the ball.

260
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,980
come on, i need some meat.
i got no one left to play.

261
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,114
I'll play you.

262
00:14:43,180 --> 00:14:44,080
girl.
come on, house.

263
00:14:44,147 --> 00:14:46,381
You can serve.

264
00:14:48,681 --> 00:14:52,014
I've had some time
to think about the approach

265
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,214
I've been taking.

266
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:57,047
I know i'm unhappy here,
and i—

267
00:14:57,114 --> 00:14:58,748
I've been taking it out
on you guys...

268
00:15:00,447 --> 00:15:03,614
Unfairly.

269
00:15:03,681 --> 00:15:05,648
It was...

270
00:15:05,714 --> 00:15:08,980
Misdirected anger.

271
00:15:09,047 --> 00:15:12,980
'cause when you think about it,
the real jerks here...

272
00:15:13,047 --> 00:15:14,247
Are the doctors.

273
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:15,714
(beasley)
house.

274
00:15:17,514 --> 00:15:19,648
See how they give you
a ping-pong table,

275
00:15:19,714 --> 00:15:22,080
But no paddles, no net?

276
00:15:22,147 --> 00:15:23,481
It's like
they're mocking you.

277
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:24,947
Preach!

278
00:15:25,014 --> 00:15:27,847
The game is called table tennis,
not table volleyball.

279
00:15:27,913 --> 00:15:29,813
Greg, you know where this
is gonna end.

280
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:30,947
Who ever saw

281
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,581
A tennis court
without a net?

282
00:15:32,648 --> 00:15:35,714
Little run-down park across
from my apartment growing up—

283
00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:39,114
Three courts, no nets.
no one ever used it.

284
00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:41,980
No one's gonna try to hang
themselves with a ping-pong net.

285
00:15:42,047 --> 00:15:43,481
Of course not.
yeah, that's ridiculous.

286
00:15:43,547 --> 00:15:45,247
It ain't right, doc.
you treat us like little kids.

287
00:15:45,314 --> 00:15:46,980
No, little kids
are allowed to play ping-pong,

288
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,748
And they can play
the piano.

289
00:15:48,813 --> 00:15:51,748
Yeah,
worse than little kids.

290
00:15:51,813 --> 00:15:53,913
All right, why don't we just go
and sit down

291
00:15:53,980 --> 00:15:55,114
And discuss it?
no, no, no.

292
00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:56,314
No, i want to discuss it
right here.

293
00:15:57,714 --> 00:15:59,047
Guys.

294
00:16:02,281 --> 00:16:03,247
Uh...

295
00:16:08,648 --> 00:16:11,080
Guys!

296
00:16:30,314 --> 00:16:33,114
House is right.

297
00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:34,847
I think everyone here
can handle these.

298
00:16:41,648 --> 00:16:42,947
Seriously?

299
00:16:43,014 --> 00:16:45,381
Is that your strategy—

300
00:16:45,447 --> 00:16:47,314
Give everybody
what they want except me?

301
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,748
You're a natural leader.

302
00:16:49,813 --> 00:16:51,381
You could do
something useful down here,

303
00:16:51,447 --> 00:16:53,847
For them,
definitely for you.

304
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,980
Or we could keep
fighting...

305
00:16:57,047 --> 00:16:58,614
If you think
you can break me,

306
00:16:58,681 --> 00:17:02,748
If you think i'm not every bit
as stubborn as you.

307
00:17:18,381 --> 00:17:19,847
Shut up.

308
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:21,447
So you gonna keep trying
to make them miserable?

309
00:17:21,514 --> 00:17:22,481
No.

310
00:17:22,547 --> 00:17:24,147
New plan?

311
00:17:24,214 --> 00:17:25,147
Yep.

312
00:17:25,214 --> 00:17:26,147
What is it?

313
00:17:26,214 --> 00:17:28,681
I don't know yet.

314
00:17:36,913 --> 00:17:39,447
You know, it's easier to come up
with a new plan in silence.

315
00:17:39,514 --> 00:17:41,847
Right. Cool.

316
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:58,681
I want you all to welcome another
new addition to our ward—steve.

317
00:17:58,748 --> 00:18:00,047
Uh, freedom master.

318
00:18:00,114 --> 00:18:01,214
steve elkerton

319
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,114
Is just a cover.

320
00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:05,414
It's like clark kent
or bruce wayne or peter parker.

321
00:18:05,481 --> 00:18:06,648
Cool.

322
00:18:06,714 --> 00:18:09,447
We got more jesuses
than superheroes.

323
00:18:09,514 --> 00:18:11,314
Well, i try to blend in
in the outside world,

324
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:13,780
But i figure in here,
everybody gets it.

325
00:18:13,847 --> 00:18:15,014
hey...

326
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,281
We're living
in the ward of justice.

327
00:18:16,347 --> 00:18:17,514
Alvie.

328
00:18:17,581 --> 00:18:19,014
can you explain
a little more

329
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,014
About what you think
everybody gets?

330
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,947
There's good and evil
in the world.

331
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,281
And some people
are—are special,

332
00:18:25,347 --> 00:18:27,581
And they're chosen to help keep
evil forces at bay.

333
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:28,714
you don't think

334
00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:30,347
You can stop bullets,
do you?

335
00:18:30,414 --> 00:18:31,581
I move out of their way.

336
00:18:31,648 --> 00:18:33,514
Can you read minds?

337
00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:36,347
No.

338
00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:39,314
It's group time, greg.

339
00:18:41,281 --> 00:18:42,414
Why isn't she talking?

340
00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:47,780
She needs help.

341
00:18:47,847 --> 00:18:49,880
She needs somebody
to save her.

342
00:18:49,947 --> 00:18:53,681
That's what
we're all trying to do.

343
00:18:53,748 --> 00:18:55,281
Let's take five minutes.

344
00:18:55,347 --> 00:18:58,714
Everybody
get to know steve.

345
00:19:02,547 --> 00:19:04,414
I can fly.

346
00:19:06,247 --> 00:19:08,481
I know you're scheming,

347
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:11,447
Working on your next elaborate
plan to get out of here.

348
00:19:11,514 --> 00:19:14,381
Why don't you put the plan
on hold for a few days?

349
00:19:14,447 --> 00:19:16,381
See what happens.

350
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:18,447
Just let me do my job.

351
00:19:18,514 --> 00:19:21,214
if you prefer private to group,
we can do that,

352
00:19:21,281 --> 00:19:23,347
maybe try some ssris.

353
00:19:23,414 --> 00:19:25,714
if you think nothing's working,
you can always go

354
00:19:25,780 --> 00:19:27,748
Back to your schemes.

355
00:19:27,813 --> 00:19:30,114
God, if only you'd said that
two minutes ago,

356
00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:32,014
Before i came up
with my new scheme.

357
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,080
Now i'm committed.

358
00:19:34,147 --> 00:19:37,314
Ha. get it?

359
00:19:37,381 --> 00:19:38,614
(alvie)
unh!

360
00:19:45,047 --> 00:19:47,980
Do you have
third-floor privileges?

361
00:19:48,047 --> 00:19:50,681
Ever since i shared in group
about my uncle fondling me.

362
00:19:50,748 --> 00:19:51,780
waah.

363
00:19:51,847 --> 00:19:53,880
Is that true?

364
00:19:53,947 --> 00:19:57,447
Yeah. And now i can use the
third-floor vending machines.

365
00:19:57,514 --> 00:19:59,314
You eat sour cream
and onion chips?

366
00:19:59,381 --> 00:20:00,714
I mean, the whole point
is the dipping.

367
00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:02,681
Sure, we save time by not adding
the mix and sour cream,

368
00:20:02,748 --> 00:20:03,813
But you're missing out
on the—

369
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,214
I need you to break
into nolan's office.

370
00:20:05,281 --> 00:20:06,813
Commando style.

371
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,080
I want you to focus.

372
00:20:08,147 --> 00:20:09,180
You want me
to mess him up?

373
00:20:09,247 --> 00:20:10,813
Go into nolan's office.

374
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,214
Look at his calendar.

375
00:20:12,281 --> 00:20:14,114
I need the name of the woman
he met with at 11:00 today.

376
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,547
No problem. And i'll get you
some old-school chips.

377
00:20:16,614 --> 00:20:17,980
If they have them,
i'll get you some dip,

378
00:20:18,047 --> 00:20:19,481
But i've never seen dip
in the vending machine.

379
00:20:19,547 --> 00:20:21,247
Yes, get me
chips and dip.

380
00:20:21,314 --> 00:20:22,381
What else?

381
00:20:22,447 --> 00:20:24,080
I get it, i get it.
plan "b."

382
00:20:24,147 --> 00:20:26,414
"b" is for blackmail.
i got you covered.

383
00:20:26,481 --> 00:20:28,214
commando style.

384
00:21:09,481 --> 00:21:11,147
(alvie)
let me go!

385
00:21:11,214 --> 00:21:13,247
I just wanted a little snack.
that ain't right!

386
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,347
Yo, i didn't know
the machine was moved!

387
00:21:15,414 --> 00:21:17,114
I want some ritz bits!

388
00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:20,547
yo, i might be pregnant!
i get these cravings!

389
00:21:24,614 --> 00:21:26,581
You get the name?

390
00:21:26,648 --> 00:21:27,980
Nolan's schedule book
just has a big "x"

391
00:21:28,047 --> 00:21:29,581
Marking out the whole middle
of the day.

392
00:21:29,648 --> 00:21:31,381
Well, then we can assume
the girl he's with

393
00:21:31,447 --> 00:21:32,681
is called "nooner."

394
00:21:35,748 --> 00:21:36,847
He's gonna "fork" her.

395
00:21:40,047 --> 00:21:41,581
I didn't get a chance
to check the phone

396
00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:43,447
or anything else.
that's okay.

397
00:21:43,514 --> 00:21:44,714
I got her license plate.

398
00:21:44,780 --> 00:21:46,047
I call my friend.
he gets the name.

399
00:21:46,114 --> 00:21:47,714
I get the letter
that gets me out of here.

400
00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:49,880
You got
phone privileges?

401
00:21:49,947 --> 00:21:52,913
I'm on level minus four.
i'm still writing with a crayon.

402
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:54,780
You?
you got to be
at level five.

403
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:56,648
that's like the top
of the space needle.

404
00:21:56,714 --> 00:21:57,913
Hal's the only one
that's up that high.

405
00:21:57,980 --> 00:22:00,847
Hal's at level five?

406
00:22:00,913 --> 00:22:03,180
They give him a point
every time he clears his plate.

407
00:22:03,247 --> 00:22:05,047
I've been eating
his potatoes.

408
00:22:05,114 --> 00:22:06,813
Will he sell you
some minutes?

409
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,447
No. i pay two cigarettes
for the potatoes.

410
00:22:08,514 --> 00:22:10,214
Phone's worth
a lot more.

411
00:22:12,648 --> 00:22:14,047
Can you cheek a pill?

412
00:22:14,114 --> 00:22:16,180
No.

413
00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:20,047
That's too bad
for you.

414
00:22:27,047 --> 00:22:28,581
You sure you're good
with this?

415
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:30,080
Yeah, yeah.

416
00:22:30,147 --> 00:22:32,314
Got to be done.

417
00:22:32,381 --> 00:22:35,014
so how do we start?

418
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,047
I think
we just start.

419
00:22:37,114 --> 00:22:39,514
Make it good.
make it real.

420
00:22:42,314 --> 00:22:45,314
Just do it already.

421
00:22:45,381 --> 00:22:46,714
Aah!

422
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:54,414
Code gray!

423
00:22:54,481 --> 00:22:57,080
Give me five milligrams
of haldol!

424
00:22:57,147 --> 00:22:58,281
(alvie)
aah!

425
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:04,247
help!
get him off me!

426
00:23:06,414 --> 00:23:08,114
Give it to him!

427
00:23:31,481 --> 00:23:32,980
Dude, that was awesome.

428
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,447
Think hal will mind
if they're wet?

429
00:23:49,247 --> 00:23:50,447
(wilson)
house?

430
00:23:50,514 --> 00:23:52,247
No, it's your other friend
at the asylum.

431
00:23:52,314 --> 00:23:55,347
How's it going?

432
00:23:55,414 --> 00:23:57,114
Hallucinations are gone,
so is the vicodin.

433
00:23:57,180 --> 00:24:00,381
How's the leg?
how's the pain?

434
00:24:00,447 --> 00:24:02,147
they got me
on some nonnarcotic.

435
00:24:02,214 --> 00:24:03,514
I'm dealing.

436
00:24:03,581 --> 00:24:04,847
I need you to run
a license plate.

437
00:24:04,913 --> 00:24:07,414
Was there a hit-and-run
on your floor?

438
00:24:07,481 --> 00:24:10,014
house, just do
what you're supposed to do.

439
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,180
Listen to the doctors,

440
00:24:12,247 --> 00:24:13,681
and i'll be able
to visit soon.

441
00:24:13,748 --> 00:24:15,347
Track down
the owner of this car,

442
00:24:15,414 --> 00:24:16,681
And i'll be able
to visit you

443
00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:18,214
in your office
tomorrow.

444
00:24:18,281 --> 00:24:19,780
my doctor is too smart,

445
00:24:19,847 --> 00:24:22,447
Too old, and too well-dressed
to only be running one ward.

446
00:24:22,514 --> 00:24:24,080
he screwed up something
in his life,

447
00:24:24,147 --> 00:24:25,748
and i think
he's doing it again.

448
00:24:25,813 --> 00:24:27,748
i need her name so i can
blackmail the blackmailer.
house.

449
00:24:27,813 --> 00:24:29,214
House.

450
00:24:29,281 --> 00:24:30,913
He called me.

451
00:24:30,980 --> 00:24:33,880
What did he want
to know?

452
00:24:33,947 --> 00:24:37,581
He wanted to know
about you.

453
00:24:37,648 --> 00:24:40,648
he wanted to warn me that
you'd be calling for something.

454
00:24:40,714 --> 00:24:43,648
And he told me if i wanted
to help you get better,

455
00:24:43,714 --> 00:24:45,247
I had to let him
do his job.

456
00:24:45,314 --> 00:24:48,780
Well, now i'm calling you to
tell you that if he calls you—

457
00:24:48,847 --> 00:24:51,947
House, i'm so sorry.
i wish i could help you.

458
00:24:52,014 --> 00:24:53,180
You can.

459
00:25:03,748 --> 00:25:04,913
It turns out...

460
00:25:07,547 --> 00:25:09,247
You're my only friend.

461
00:25:14,913 --> 00:25:17,047
And i hate you.

462
00:25:20,014 --> 00:25:22,481
I'm gonna cooperate.

463
00:25:22,547 --> 00:25:25,514
That's not much of a plan.
that's actually their plan.

464
00:25:25,581 --> 00:25:27,347
No, i'm pretty sure
their plan is for me

465
00:25:27,414 --> 00:25:29,514
To actually swallow
the pills,

466
00:25:29,581 --> 00:25:31,980
to actually cooperate.

467
00:26:34,648 --> 00:26:36,648
I'm so proud
of my little roomie.

468
00:26:36,714 --> 00:26:37,847
I only taught him

469
00:26:37,913 --> 00:26:39,014
Everything he knows.

470
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,813
One, two, three.

471
00:26:43,714 --> 00:26:46,547
Okay, stomp,
you start the betting.

472
00:26:46,614 --> 00:26:48,714
highest card wins.

473
00:26:48,780 --> 00:26:50,514
That's probably a fold.

474
00:26:50,581 --> 00:26:51,780
richter.
uh...

475
00:26:51,847 --> 00:26:54,414
Two cigarettes.

476
00:26:54,481 --> 00:26:55,648
He's not confident,
alvie.

477
00:26:55,714 --> 00:26:59,547
Crush him, in the form
of a rhyme if you want.

478
00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:04,614
Whoa, that's
a lot of nerve

479
00:27:04,681 --> 00:27:06,514
For someone with a two
on their head.

480
00:27:06,581 --> 00:27:08,347
You're messing
with me.

481
00:27:08,414 --> 00:27:09,913
You can't raise ten.
i only have five.

482
00:27:09,980 --> 00:27:11,047
Throw in
your phone card.

483
00:27:11,114 --> 00:27:12,247
I'm not gonna throw in
my phone card.

484
00:27:12,314 --> 00:27:13,748
Can i play?

485
00:27:15,314 --> 00:27:17,880
Come here.
why?

486
00:27:17,947 --> 00:27:19,780
I want to see if you've got
what it takes.

487
00:27:19,847 --> 00:27:21,247
Give me
your best poker face.

488
00:27:23,447 --> 00:27:25,780
Too rich for my blood.

489
00:27:25,847 --> 00:27:27,381
You can take my seat.

490
00:27:27,447 --> 00:27:30,147
(nurse safer)
med time!

491
00:27:30,214 --> 00:27:32,114
how are you feeling today?

492
00:27:32,180 --> 00:27:34,980
Better than yesterday,
not as good as tomorrow.

493
00:27:55,648 --> 00:27:57,114
I've been humming
to her.

494
00:27:57,180 --> 00:27:59,648
She sways.

495
00:27:59,714 --> 00:28:01,047
It might be significant.

496
00:28:02,980 --> 00:28:04,913
Are you ignoring me,

497
00:28:04,980 --> 00:28:07,014
Or are you just letting
my charm wash over you?

498
00:28:09,414 --> 00:28:12,947
kind of tough
to play and chat.

499
00:28:13,014 --> 00:28:15,414
A couple of weeks ago,
you told me

500
00:28:15,481 --> 00:28:18,180
Playing to her
was a complete waste of time.

501
00:28:18,247 --> 00:28:20,347
You're right.
your playing does get worse

502
00:28:20,414 --> 00:28:23,147
when you talk.

503
00:28:23,214 --> 00:28:25,180
I assume she loved music.

504
00:28:25,247 --> 00:28:28,047
She played for
the philadelphia philharmonic—

505
00:28:28,114 --> 00:28:29,314
Cello.

506
00:28:29,381 --> 00:28:31,014
Well, if she responded
to the piano,

507
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,547
She might respond even better
to the cello.

508
00:28:32,614 --> 00:28:35,314
I play a little.

509
00:28:37,481 --> 00:28:38,648
Hmm.

510
00:28:38,714 --> 00:28:41,080
Maybe i'll bring one in
tuesday.

511
00:28:41,147 --> 00:28:43,780
thank you.

512
00:28:47,980 --> 00:28:49,880
Different desk,
different doctor.

513
00:28:49,947 --> 00:28:51,648
You've been on meds
for a while now.

514
00:28:51,714 --> 00:28:53,314
I'll be checking in
with you periodically

515
00:28:53,381 --> 00:28:55,281
To see if we need to adjust
your dose.

516
00:28:55,347 --> 00:28:57,547
Any dry mouth,
trouble sleeping?

517
00:28:57,614 --> 00:28:59,080
Nope.

518
00:28:59,147 --> 00:29:00,714
Can i go now?

519
00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:03,114
there's a manic out there with
a fresh carton of cigarettes,

520
00:29:03,180 --> 00:29:04,447
And he's
a terrible bluffer.

521
00:29:06,047 --> 00:29:08,447
It's nice to see that you
and alvie are friends again.

522
00:29:08,514 --> 00:29:09,847
Tell me
about your fight.

523
00:29:09,913 --> 00:29:11,847
He hit me.
i hit him back.

524
00:29:11,913 --> 00:29:13,847
Repeat until pulpy.

525
00:29:13,913 --> 00:29:16,047
Alvie told me
you instigated the thing.

526
00:29:16,114 --> 00:29:18,281
Well, that tends to be
the way fights work—

527
00:29:18,347 --> 00:29:20,681
Different interpretations
of the same circumstances.

528
00:29:20,748 --> 00:29:21,813
Very understanding
attitude.

529
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,514
There's that tone again.

530
00:29:23,581 --> 00:29:24,614
You're smart.

531
00:29:24,681 --> 00:29:27,281
How come every time
you compliment me,

532
00:29:27,347 --> 00:29:28,748
It sounds
like an accusation?

533
00:29:28,813 --> 00:29:30,147
You're not having
any side effects

534
00:29:30,214 --> 00:29:31,447
From your meds,
which is unusual.

535
00:29:31,514 --> 00:29:32,880
It's not
that unusual.

536
00:29:32,947 --> 00:29:34,314
The story about the fight
isn't adding up.

537
00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:35,614
Why don't you
stop pretending

538
00:29:35,681 --> 00:29:37,381
That you haven't reached
a conclusion?

539
00:29:37,447 --> 00:29:38,714
You don't trust me.

540
00:29:38,780 --> 00:29:40,748
Actually, it's
more fundamental than that.

541
00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:43,147
You don't like me.
i didn't say that.

542
00:29:43,214 --> 00:29:44,648
You think
i'm not taking my meds.

543
00:29:44,714 --> 00:29:46,047
Are you?

544
00:29:46,114 --> 00:29:47,347
Yes.

545
00:29:47,414 --> 00:29:48,913
So what do you
want me to do?

546
00:29:48,980 --> 00:29:50,813
Want me to take
a urine test?

547
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,847
Will that earn
your trust?

548
00:29:52,913 --> 00:29:54,780
Actually, yeah.

549
00:30:06,681 --> 00:30:08,648
Have at it.

550
00:30:08,714 --> 00:30:10,180
A little dignity,
please.

551
00:30:10,247 --> 00:30:12,481
You know the rules.
i have to watch.

552
00:30:12,547 --> 00:30:14,247
Yeah, but you don't have to have
courtside seats.

553
00:30:14,314 --> 00:30:16,847
Can i at least use a stall?

554
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,813
Get it
while it's hot.

555
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:36,080
I'm sorry
i doubted you.

556
00:31:40,281 --> 00:31:41,347
(medina)
freedom master,

557
00:31:41,414 --> 00:31:43,514
Think you
could help me out?

558
00:31:43,581 --> 00:31:44,614
You need help?

559
00:31:44,681 --> 00:31:45,880
Of—of course.
that's—

560
00:31:45,947 --> 00:31:46,880
That's what i do.

561
00:31:46,947 --> 00:31:48,147
Great.

562
00:31:48,214 --> 00:31:51,180
Could you move
the piano for me?

563
00:31:51,247 --> 00:31:54,980
It's 500 pounds.
that's not too much, is it?

564
00:31:55,047 --> 00:31:57,014
Well, is there something
trapped underneath or...?

565
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,847
No. i just want to move it
away from the window.

566
00:31:58,913 --> 00:32:00,980
I'm sorry my powers
aren't for frivolous—
just one quick lift.

567
00:32:01,047 --> 00:32:02,947
(house)
why are you doing that?

568
00:32:03,014 --> 00:32:05,381
House, it's none
of your business.

569
00:32:07,314 --> 00:32:08,581
I'm curious.

570
00:32:08,648 --> 00:32:10,314
As a doctor,
what are you doing?

571
00:32:10,381 --> 00:32:13,414
Either he is freedom master,
and he shouldn't be here,

572
00:32:13,481 --> 00:32:15,648
Or else he's suffering from
a serious and dangerous delusion

573
00:32:15,714 --> 00:32:16,714
That he needs
to deal with.

574
00:32:16,780 --> 00:32:18,414
So...

575
00:32:18,481 --> 00:32:20,614
Legit medical reasons.

576
00:32:20,681 --> 00:32:21,980
You're not just trying
to break the guy

577
00:32:22,047 --> 00:32:23,314
Because he's
a little different.

578
00:32:23,381 --> 00:32:26,281
He's not different.
he's delusional.

579
00:32:26,347 --> 00:32:28,748
can you help me out?
what is she looking at?

580
00:32:28,813 --> 00:32:30,913
You're not
a superhero, steven.

581
00:32:30,980 --> 00:32:32,547
You're just
a regular person.
i can save her.

582
00:32:32,614 --> 00:32:34,314
That's okay. We're—we're all
just regular people.

583
00:32:34,381 --> 00:32:35,547
It's what we do.

584
00:32:35,614 --> 00:32:37,414
They stole
her voice box.

585
00:32:37,481 --> 00:32:39,180
They have it in there.

586
00:32:39,247 --> 00:32:40,514
That's what
she's staring at.

587
00:32:40,581 --> 00:32:42,314
that's what
she's staring at.

588
00:32:42,381 --> 00:32:46,080
She's always staring—
your wife is dead.

589
00:32:50,681 --> 00:32:53,314
Good can defeat evil.

590
00:32:53,381 --> 00:32:54,714
Not every time.

591
00:32:54,780 --> 00:32:56,047
Evil people killed a lot
of good people that day.

592
00:32:56,114 --> 00:32:58,247
You couldn't save her.
no one could save her.

593
00:32:58,314 --> 00:33:01,247
It's in there.

594
00:33:01,314 --> 00:33:02,547
Her voice is in there.

595
00:33:02,614 --> 00:33:04,748
Her voice is in there.

596
00:33:04,813 --> 00:33:06,381
Code gray.

597
00:33:06,447 --> 00:33:07,714
Her voice is in—

598
00:33:09,314 --> 00:33:11,347
Her voice is in there!

599
00:33:11,414 --> 00:33:13,381
Her voice is in there!

600
00:33:13,447 --> 00:33:14,780
aah!

601
00:33:14,847 --> 00:33:17,614
no!

602
00:33:17,681 --> 00:33:19,813
Don't do it.

603
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,414
I'm not doing
anything.

604
00:33:21,481 --> 00:33:22,880
You're thinking.

605
00:33:22,947 --> 00:33:25,847
Things go from thinking to doing
way too fast in this place.

606
00:33:25,913 --> 00:33:28,247
You keep thinking, you're gonna
wind up with no mo in your mojo.

607
00:33:28,314 --> 00:33:29,880
I'm thinking
of hitting you again.

608
00:33:29,947 --> 00:33:31,780
You hate medina.
you hate all of them.

609
00:33:31,847 --> 00:33:33,180
You want to hurt them.

610
00:33:33,247 --> 00:33:35,214
You got to keep pretending.
step away from the hate.

611
00:33:35,281 --> 00:33:38,247
What's the difference
between pretending to cooperate

612
00:33:38,314 --> 00:33:39,614
And cooperating?

613
00:33:39,681 --> 00:33:41,614
Pretending is pretending.
it's not real.

614
00:33:41,681 --> 00:33:43,147
You don't mean it.

615
00:33:43,214 --> 00:33:45,980
I sat and watched while he did
something stupid and pointless.

616
00:33:46,047 --> 00:33:47,080
I cooperated.

617
00:33:47,147 --> 00:33:48,681
In a few days,
you won't have to watch,

618
00:33:48,748 --> 00:33:50,414
Because you're going home.

619
00:33:50,481 --> 00:33:52,014
You'll be getting
your job back.

620
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,247
(nurse safer)
everybody inside!

621
00:33:54,314 --> 00:33:55,847
closing ceremonies.

622
00:33:55,913 --> 00:33:59,180
everyone attends.
one of you is going home.

623
00:34:01,547 --> 00:34:03,913
It's been a great week.

624
00:34:03,980 --> 00:34:07,381
Um, a number of you
have made tremendous strides.

625
00:34:07,447 --> 00:34:10,180
but today we're here
to congratulate

626
00:34:10,247 --> 00:34:11,980
Susan.

627
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,080
We're proud of her!

628
00:34:17,147 --> 00:34:19,314
we wish her well,
and we hope

629
00:34:19,381 --> 00:34:22,414
(all)
to never see her again!

630
00:34:32,347 --> 00:34:34,414
(beasley)
yeah, isn't it pretty?

631
00:34:34,481 --> 00:34:37,014
And, um, dr. beasley,
do you want to cut the cake?

632
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,247
(beasley)
yeah, i'll do that.

633
00:34:38,314 --> 00:34:39,748
okay.

634
00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:44,047
Where's freedom master?

635
00:34:44,114 --> 00:34:45,947
He isn't able
to take part.

636
00:34:57,414 --> 00:34:58,614
Get out there.

637
00:34:58,681 --> 00:35:00,414
They said everybody
has to get out there.

638
00:35:00,481 --> 00:35:03,147
Talk!
say something!

639
00:35:03,214 --> 00:35:05,447
Dr. house,
leave him alone.

640
00:35:05,514 --> 00:35:07,614
Did you drug him?

641
00:35:07,681 --> 00:35:09,347
Of course
i didn't drug him.

642
00:35:09,414 --> 00:35:11,080
He's in flat affect.
he's practically catatonic.

643
00:35:11,147 --> 00:35:13,014
Hey, we got cake.

644
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,014
He's fine.
double chocolate.

645
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,581
yummy, yummy.
don't tell me
that he's fine!

646
00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:17,547
You did this!

647
00:35:17,614 --> 00:35:19,381
He was functioning.

648
00:35:19,447 --> 00:35:21,514
he was happy.
he was delusional.

649
00:35:21,581 --> 00:35:22,514
yeah.

650
00:35:22,581 --> 00:35:23,913
He's way better off now.

651
00:35:23,980 --> 00:35:25,147
(nolan)
dr. house...

652
00:35:25,214 --> 00:35:26,614
Let's talk.

653
00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:35,147
(alvie)
thinking sucks.

654
00:35:37,748 --> 00:35:40,080
I'm not allowed
to get angry?

655
00:35:40,147 --> 00:35:41,880
They screwed him up.

656
00:35:41,947 --> 00:35:43,614
And for the record...

657
00:35:43,681 --> 00:35:46,080
I am two privilege levels
above susan,

658
00:35:46,147 --> 00:35:47,581
And i got the same
depression-scale score.

659
00:35:47,648 --> 00:35:48,514
Every patient
is different.

660
00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:49,913
It's not about scores

661
00:35:49,980 --> 00:35:51,947
And levels and—
happiness
is happiness.

662
00:35:52,014 --> 00:35:54,014
The test is the test.
coping is coping.

663
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,980
And you think you're—
absolutely!

664
00:35:56,047 --> 00:35:59,114
I need to address
some deeper issues,

665
00:35:59,180 --> 00:36:01,381
Which i can do
on an outpatient basis.

666
00:36:01,447 --> 00:36:02,980
Three hours a week?

667
00:36:03,047 --> 00:36:04,214
And that's just
my opening offer.

668
00:36:04,281 --> 00:36:05,414
If you want to counter,
i'll likely fold.

669
00:36:05,481 --> 00:36:06,481
No.

670
00:36:06,547 --> 00:36:09,281
"no" is not
an argument.

671
00:36:09,347 --> 00:36:10,247
Are you trying
to frustrate me?

672
00:36:10,314 --> 00:36:11,247
No.

673
00:36:11,314 --> 00:36:13,314
"no" again?

674
00:36:13,381 --> 00:36:15,780
I can cope!
i'm coping.

675
00:36:15,847 --> 00:36:17,214
In fact...

676
00:36:17,281 --> 00:36:19,880
I'm coping
better than you think.

677
00:36:19,947 --> 00:36:21,980
I've not been taking
my meds,

678
00:36:22,047 --> 00:36:23,514
not one.

679
00:36:23,581 --> 00:36:25,414
And yet, i still scored
a "high functioning"

680
00:36:25,481 --> 00:36:26,714
On your depression test.

681
00:36:26,780 --> 00:36:29,813
So your proof of your well-being
is that you lied?

682
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,247
Manipulated.

683
00:36:31,314 --> 00:36:32,813
my proof is

684
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,714
That i can fool the test,
i can fool you,

685
00:36:34,780 --> 00:36:36,813
Which means
i am high functioning.

686
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:37,947
i am sane,
rational, capable.

687
00:36:38,014 --> 00:36:39,080
I should not be here.

688
00:36:39,147 --> 00:36:41,247
These are your pills
from today?

689
00:36:41,314 --> 00:36:42,581
i'm not gonna take it.

690
00:36:42,648 --> 00:36:44,180
I'll just cheek it again.

691
00:36:47,347 --> 00:36:48,813
Lick it.

692
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,581
You want me to lick
your hand?

693
00:36:51,648 --> 00:36:52,514
I washed.

694
00:36:57,281 --> 00:36:58,447
It's sugar.

695
00:37:00,813 --> 00:37:01,847
your test results

696
00:37:01,913 --> 00:37:03,314
Were improving
too regularly

697
00:37:03,381 --> 00:37:05,114
and too quickly.

698
00:37:05,180 --> 00:37:06,780
I was concerned that
you weren't taking your pills,

699
00:37:06,847 --> 00:37:09,314
that it was all an act,

700
00:37:09,381 --> 00:37:11,247
So i switched you
to a placebo...

701
00:37:12,648 --> 00:37:14,547
to see if your...

702
00:37:14,614 --> 00:37:16,913
Improvements
would continue.

703
00:37:18,780 --> 00:37:20,447
your psych tests
told me nothing,

704
00:37:20,514 --> 00:37:21,880
but your urine tests

705
00:37:21,947 --> 00:37:23,247
Told me
you were faking.

706
00:37:25,547 --> 00:37:27,180
You need to stop fighting
the system.

707
00:37:28,547 --> 00:37:31,014
You need to let me
do my job.

708
00:37:36,681 --> 00:37:37,947
So...

709
00:37:38,014 --> 00:37:41,147
What's the next plan?

710
00:37:41,214 --> 00:37:44,414
There is no new plan.

711
00:37:44,481 --> 00:37:45,581
I'm out of plans.

712
00:37:45,648 --> 00:37:47,947
So what do we do?

713
00:37:48,014 --> 00:37:51,114
We stop talking.

714
00:38:25,281 --> 00:38:29,547
I see you've got some cello
in your trunk.

715
00:38:29,614 --> 00:38:32,447
And, no,
that's not a euphemism.

716
00:38:32,514 --> 00:38:34,147
Are you spying on me?

717
00:38:34,214 --> 00:38:36,014
I'm living
in a psychiatric hospital.

718
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,847
Staring out of the window
is what we do.

719
00:38:38,913 --> 00:38:41,681
I assume you'll need help
carrying it up.

720
00:38:41,748 --> 00:38:44,214
I still got
grounds privileges.

721
00:38:44,281 --> 00:38:47,514
And who's going to carry you
when you're carrying the cello?

722
00:38:47,581 --> 00:38:49,947
Yes, cast aside
the useless cripple—

723
00:38:50,014 --> 00:38:52,581
How very german of you.

724
00:38:52,648 --> 00:38:55,214
Seriously, the thing
weighs a ton with that case.

725
00:38:55,281 --> 00:38:56,514
I think
i'll need a dolly.

726
00:38:56,581 --> 00:38:59,714
Or we could ask clark kent
to pitch in.

727
00:38:59,780 --> 00:39:01,714
(lydia)
the dolly's probably easier.

728
00:39:01,780 --> 00:39:03,514
Eh, the dolly...

729
00:39:03,581 --> 00:39:06,014
Already feels good
about itself.

730
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,014
He was a happy-go-lucky
superhero

731
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,813
until they told him
he has no powers.

732
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,547
We let him help out,
he feels good about himself.

733
00:39:12,614 --> 00:39:15,681
Might be
less depressed.

734
00:39:17,314 --> 00:39:19,714
(house)
why do you put
your life on hold

735
00:39:19,780 --> 00:39:22,214
To visit your sister-in-law
five times a week?

736
00:39:22,281 --> 00:39:25,481
Am i somehow a bad person
for showing compassion?

737
00:39:25,547 --> 00:39:26,547
No.

738
00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:27,880
You're not even
a bad person

739
00:39:27,947 --> 00:39:30,381
For lying about
why you're doing it.

740
00:39:32,047 --> 00:39:34,247
(house)
oh, that
is impressive.

741
00:39:34,314 --> 00:39:37,047
That is
a superhuman feat.

742
00:39:38,813 --> 00:39:40,913
Why don't
you take a rest

743
00:39:40,980 --> 00:39:43,447
Before you fly that thing
up to the ward?

744
00:39:48,214 --> 00:39:50,381
He's still depressed.

745
00:39:50,447 --> 00:39:51,947
Give me
your car keys.

746
00:39:52,014 --> 00:39:54,347
You gonna dangle them in front
of him to entertain him?

747
00:39:54,414 --> 00:39:56,748
I'm gonna make him feel
like he's flying.

748
00:39:56,813 --> 00:39:58,748
I'll just drive him
around the grounds, top down,

749
00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:00,681
Wind in his hair.

750
00:40:00,748 --> 00:40:03,247
Seriously...

751
00:40:03,314 --> 00:40:05,681
You're gonna say no
to that?

752
00:40:19,381 --> 00:40:22,281
Why are you
so nice to me?

753
00:40:22,347 --> 00:40:25,147
I think you have
a good heart.

754
00:40:25,214 --> 00:40:27,614
Would you still be nice to me
if i told you that i lied?

755
00:40:27,681 --> 00:40:29,381
I'm not just driving

756
00:40:29,447 --> 00:40:30,947
Around the grounds
in your convertible.

757
00:40:31,014 --> 00:40:32,880
I'm kidnapping him
and stealing your car.

758
00:40:38,314 --> 00:40:41,080
You sure?

759
00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:43,014
I was just starting to feel
a little heat between us.

760
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,381
Thought we had

761
00:40:44,447 --> 00:40:45,648
Kind of a "bonnie and clyde"
thing going there.

762
00:40:45,714 --> 00:40:48,381
Bonnie and clyde
get shot to pieces.

763
00:40:48,447 --> 00:40:51,114
hmm. See you.

764
00:41:12,847 --> 00:41:14,281
(house)
you can do this.

765
00:41:14,347 --> 00:41:16,214
If you hold my hand,
i can do it too.

766
00:41:41,847 --> 00:41:45,980
Whoo-hoo!

767
00:41:46,047 --> 00:41:47,347
Whoo!

768
00:41:47,414 --> 00:41:50,447
don't let go!
aah!

769
00:41:50,514 --> 00:41:53,147
Going up!

770
00:41:53,214 --> 00:41:56,147
Whoo!

771
00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:08,714
Whoo!
freedom master's back!

772
00:42:08,780 --> 00:42:10,047
whoo!

773
00:42:10,114 --> 00:42:11,947
keep it down,
freedom master.
whoo!

774
00:42:12,014 --> 00:42:14,581
You're scaring
the good citizens.

775
00:42:14,648 --> 00:42:16,214
That was the coolest moment
of my life.

776
00:42:16,281 --> 00:42:17,748
It was fun.

777
00:42:17,813 --> 00:42:20,381
You can repay me
by telling nolan he's an idiot.

778
00:42:20,447 --> 00:42:22,114
Smell that fresh air

779
00:42:22,180 --> 00:42:24,214
And the warmth
of your yellow sun.

780
00:42:24,281 --> 00:42:26,547
We do enjoy it.

781
00:42:26,614 --> 00:42:29,514
Careful of the traffic.

782
00:42:29,581 --> 00:42:32,847
Don't go damaging
any fenders.

783
00:42:32,913 --> 00:42:34,014
Hey.

784
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:35,547
hey!

785
00:42:35,614 --> 00:42:36,748
Come on, get down.

786
00:42:38,581 --> 00:42:40,381
There's no cry for help.

787
00:42:40,447 --> 00:42:43,514
there's no cat
in a tree.

788
00:42:45,581 --> 00:42:46,581
Thank you, greg.

789
00:42:48,180 --> 00:42:49,014
No!

790
00:42:59,748 --> 00:43:01,214
(nolan)
he's lucky to be alive.

791
00:43:01,281 --> 00:43:04,114
He's got
a lacerated spleen,

792
00:43:04,180 --> 00:43:05,847
rotational
pelvic fracture,

793
00:43:05,913 --> 00:43:08,247
compound break
of the femur and humerus.

794
00:43:08,314 --> 00:43:12,414
Everything in your life has been
about finding the truth.

795
00:43:12,481 --> 00:43:14,581
But suddenly,
with this guy,

796
00:43:14,648 --> 00:43:17,947
You decide to reinforce
a sick man's delusions.

797
00:43:20,314 --> 00:43:22,847
You just wanted to take
a swing at me, hmm?

798
00:43:22,913 --> 00:43:25,980
You don't care
about getting out.

799
00:43:26,047 --> 00:43:27,780
You don't care
about him.

800
00:43:27,847 --> 00:43:29,980
You don't even care
about the truth.

801
00:43:32,414 --> 00:43:34,247
You don't care
about anything, house.

802
00:43:36,813 --> 00:43:38,748
I'm transferring you
to winslow psychiatric.

803
00:43:38,813 --> 00:43:40,614
You'll have better luck pulling
the wool over their eyes.

804
00:43:40,681 --> 00:43:43,314
i'm done.

805
00:43:43,381 --> 00:43:44,314
Don't.

806
00:43:49,315 --> 00:43:50,315
I need help.

807
00:44:08,648 --> 00:44:10,080
So how is this
supposed to work?

808
00:44:10,147 --> 00:44:12,714
You sit. I sit.
we talk.

809
00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:14,780
About what?
about whatever you want.

810
00:44:14,847 --> 00:44:16,780
You want me to whine
about my mother?

811
00:44:16,847 --> 00:44:18,547
Do you want to whine
about your mother?

812
00:44:18,614 --> 00:44:22,114
I can tell you about the time
i was five and my goldfish died.

813
00:44:22,180 --> 00:44:23,980
If that's where
you'd like to start.

814
00:44:24,047 --> 00:44:27,180
I've had a billion things
happen to me in my life.

815
00:44:27,247 --> 00:44:28,913
How am i supposed to know
which ones are relevant?

816
00:44:28,980 --> 00:44:30,447
As far as i'm concerned,
they're all relevant.

817
00:44:30,514 --> 00:44:32,014
Well, we better get moving,

818
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,147
'cause this session
could take 50 years.

819
00:44:34,214 --> 00:44:35,381
Yes, you are the sum

820
00:44:35,447 --> 00:44:36,913
Of everything
that's happened to you.

821
00:44:36,980 --> 00:44:40,347
And, yes, some events
are more relevant than others.

822
00:44:40,414 --> 00:44:43,247
But, uh, the only way
we can figure out which ones are

823
00:44:43,314 --> 00:44:44,947
Is to talk.

824
00:44:45,014 --> 00:44:46,314
So tell me,

825
00:44:46,381 --> 00:44:48,681
What's on your mind?

826
00:44:48,748 --> 00:44:50,080
What do you want?

827
00:44:53,347 --> 00:44:57,047
I want to get better...

828
00:44:57,114 --> 00:44:59,714
Whatever the hell
that means.

829
00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:01,414
I'm sick
of being miserable.

830
00:45:01,481 --> 00:45:02,780
So you'd like
to be happy?

831
00:45:02,847 --> 00:45:05,281
Again with the reflecting—
yes, i'd like to be happy.

832
00:45:05,347 --> 00:45:07,581
Being happy
is an excellent goal.

833
00:45:07,648 --> 00:45:09,547
Not many patients
can crystallize

834
00:45:09,614 --> 00:45:11,514
Exactly what they're hoping
to get out of this.

835
00:45:11,581 --> 00:45:12,547
Well, bully for me.

836
00:45:12,614 --> 00:45:14,780
So now all we have to do

837
00:45:14,847 --> 00:45:19,180
Is figure out how to get you
from here to happy.

838
00:45:20,813 --> 00:45:22,047
Ssris?

839
00:45:22,114 --> 00:45:24,114
That's your
genius technique?

840
00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:26,080
I don't think we should ignore
any tools that can help.

841
00:45:26,147 --> 00:45:28,780
I know you don't have
a problem taking drugs.

842
00:45:28,847 --> 00:45:31,381
For my leg, for pain.

843
00:45:31,447 --> 00:45:33,748
Well, think of this
as being for psychic pain.

844
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:38,681
I don't want to change
who i am.

845
00:45:38,748 --> 00:45:40,913
Miserable?

846
00:45:45,114 --> 00:45:46,980
Do you think
that by taking meds

847
00:45:47,047 --> 00:45:48,214
You'll lose your edge,

848
00:45:48,281 --> 00:45:50,180
Stop making
the unique connections

849
00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:51,581
That make you
a successful doctor?

850
00:45:51,648 --> 00:45:54,514
If van gogh
was your patient,

851
00:45:54,581 --> 00:45:56,047
He'd be satisfied
painting houses

852
00:45:56,114 --> 00:45:57,414
instead of
the starry night.

853
00:45:57,481 --> 00:45:58,913
van gogh

854
00:45:58,980 --> 00:46:01,447
Would still be making inspired
paintings of the night sky,

855
00:46:01,514 --> 00:46:03,648
Just maybe not
from the room of his asylum.

856
00:46:03,714 --> 00:46:05,714
you don't know that.
i know

857
00:46:05,780 --> 00:46:08,913
Both his ears
would be intact.

858
00:46:08,980 --> 00:46:11,813
And i know his life
would be better.

859
00:46:22,581 --> 00:46:26,447
I know this doesn't come
naturally to you.

860
00:46:26,514 --> 00:46:28,247
But you want my help,

861
00:46:28,314 --> 00:46:31,180
Which means
you need to trust me.

862
00:46:41,514 --> 00:46:43,114
Hmm...

863
00:46:43,180 --> 00:46:45,047
Delicious.

864
00:46:56,047 --> 00:46:58,581
Why are you here?

865
00:46:58,648 --> 00:47:00,980
I'm waiting
for my communion wafer.

866
00:47:08,447 --> 00:47:10,180
You're cheeking it,
right?

867
00:47:10,247 --> 00:47:11,714
Nope.

868
00:47:11,780 --> 00:47:14,481
Tell me
you're cheeking it.

869
00:47:14,547 --> 00:47:16,214
I swallowed it.

870
00:47:16,281 --> 00:47:17,913
No, you didn't.
we don't take meds.

871
00:47:17,980 --> 00:47:20,980
You don't take meds, alvie.
i decided to get sane.

872
00:47:21,047 --> 00:47:22,880
You're scamming again.
you can tell me.

873
00:47:22,947 --> 00:47:25,581
I'm not scamming,
alvie.

874
00:47:25,648 --> 00:47:27,347
They broke you.

875
00:47:30,381 --> 00:47:33,080
They didn't break me.

876
00:47:33,147 --> 00:47:35,014
I am broken.

877
00:47:36,980 --> 00:47:38,314
Now stop worshipping me

878
00:47:38,381 --> 00:47:40,180
And go and worry
about your own loser life.

879
00:47:44,381 --> 00:47:45,880
I hate you.

880
00:47:55,847 --> 00:47:57,547
Prom?

881
00:47:57,614 --> 00:47:59,180
Got an assignment
for you.

882
00:47:59,247 --> 00:48:02,414
Role-playing?

883
00:48:02,481 --> 00:48:04,381
I'm not sure how pretending
to be a businessman

884
00:48:04,447 --> 00:48:05,614
With a foot fetish
is gonna help,

885
00:48:05,681 --> 00:48:07,714
but i'm game.

886
00:48:07,780 --> 00:48:10,080
Have you connected
with any of the other patients?

887
00:48:10,147 --> 00:48:12,214
You've been here
four weeks.

888
00:48:12,281 --> 00:48:13,514
Tell me about
your relationships

889
00:48:13,581 --> 00:48:15,648
With the other patients.

890
00:48:15,714 --> 00:48:17,648
Diane...

891
00:48:17,714 --> 00:48:19,947
is convinced
that silent girl hates her.

892
00:48:20,014 --> 00:48:22,481
Richter's not
as paranoid as you think.

893
00:48:22,547 --> 00:48:23,847
he just likes
that you think that.

894
00:48:23,913 --> 00:48:25,481
And my roommate
hates me.

895
00:48:25,547 --> 00:48:27,047
Only one
of the things you said

896
00:48:27,114 --> 00:48:29,014
Indicated how somebody else
feels about you.

897
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,447
So...

898
00:48:30,514 --> 00:48:33,813
I'm sure that
they've done some form

899
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:36,414
Of rudimentary analysis on me,
concluded that i'm a jerk.

900
00:48:36,481 --> 00:48:37,880
You know, there is a way

901
00:48:37,947 --> 00:48:39,681
For them to find out
things about you

902
00:48:39,748 --> 00:48:40,880
Without
deductive reasoning.

903
00:48:40,947 --> 00:48:43,114
I have had
relationships.

904
00:48:43,180 --> 00:48:44,780
You've screwed up
relationships,

905
00:48:44,847 --> 00:48:48,147
Every one of them—
almost like that was the goal.

906
00:48:48,214 --> 00:48:49,681
I want you

907
00:48:49,748 --> 00:48:51,947
To trust...

908
00:48:52,014 --> 00:48:52,847
People.

909
00:48:55,114 --> 00:48:56,147
Try.

910
00:48:59,648 --> 00:49:01,381
Get dressed.

911
00:49:20,214 --> 00:49:23,514
Just open up?

912
00:49:23,581 --> 00:49:24,980
Just open up.

913
00:49:25,047 --> 00:49:26,114
Trust.

914
00:49:26,180 --> 00:49:28,047
Strangers?

915
00:49:28,114 --> 00:49:29,347
We'll start
with strangers,

916
00:49:29,414 --> 00:49:31,614
Then work our way up.

917
00:49:31,681 --> 00:49:33,980
If it helps,

918
00:49:34,047 --> 00:49:36,614
I find "hello" to be
an excellent icebreaker.

919
00:49:45,581 --> 00:49:48,347
Hi.

920
00:49:48,414 --> 00:49:49,648
Hi.

921
00:49:49,714 --> 00:49:53,047
It's like "hello,"
only shorter.

922
00:49:53,114 --> 00:49:55,748
Yes.

923
00:49:55,813 --> 00:49:57,780
I'm glad we were able
to save that time.

924
00:49:57,847 --> 00:50:00,913
Judging by the fancy suit,
i'd say you were a donor.

925
00:50:00,980 --> 00:50:04,381
The nervous demeanor
says maybe you've had issues,

926
00:50:04,447 --> 00:50:07,414
Probably is why this place
has personal meaning.

927
00:50:07,481 --> 00:50:10,447
But this is supposed
to be about me.

928
00:50:12,381 --> 00:50:13,913
I take advantage
of my friends.

929
00:50:16,447 --> 00:50:17,547
Friend, really—

930
00:50:17,614 --> 00:50:20,014
I've only got one.

931
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:21,947
It can be tough
sometimes.

932
00:50:22,014 --> 00:50:23,714
I'm not gay.

933
00:50:23,780 --> 00:50:24,748
Oh, neither am i.

934
00:50:24,813 --> 00:50:26,847
Actually, i am.

935
00:50:26,913 --> 00:50:28,714
See that guy
over there?

936
00:50:28,780 --> 00:50:31,880
he's my lover.

937
00:50:31,947 --> 00:50:33,614
He's also
my psychiatrist,

938
00:50:33,681 --> 00:50:35,381
Which some would argue
is a little inappropriate,

939
00:50:35,447 --> 00:50:37,314
But they just don't know
what love is.

940
00:50:37,381 --> 00:50:38,381
Am i right?

941
00:50:43,813 --> 00:50:45,780
You're not gay.

942
00:50:45,847 --> 00:50:49,681
No, but i have to tell
intimate secrets to people.

943
00:50:49,748 --> 00:50:52,681
Maybe they
should be true.

944
00:50:52,748 --> 00:50:54,581
Hadn't thought
of that.

945
00:50:54,648 --> 00:50:56,947
To be on the safe side,
i should probably do both,

946
00:50:57,014 --> 00:50:58,247
Starting
with the fun ones.

947
00:50:58,314 --> 00:51:00,947
Come on,
let's get me better.

948
00:51:10,748 --> 00:51:12,214
Hi.

949
00:51:11,482 --> 00:51:12,482
Yeah.

950
00:51:12,281 --> 00:51:13,748
Hi.

951
00:51:17,247 --> 00:51:19,147
I'm a philanderer.

952
00:51:19,214 --> 00:51:21,347
Oh.

953
00:51:21,414 --> 00:51:24,014
Philanderer doesn't mean
that i give a lot to charity.

954
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:25,748
It means—
i-i know
what it means.

955
00:51:27,847 --> 00:51:29,681
Uh, you were asking me

956
00:51:29,748 --> 00:51:31,547
If there were any nuts
in the hors d'oeuvres.

957
00:51:31,614 --> 00:51:32,714
What?

958
00:51:32,780 --> 00:51:35,047
Honey.

959
00:51:35,114 --> 00:51:37,314
What did my husband
just say to you?

960
00:51:40,247 --> 00:51:42,447
I...

961
00:51:42,514 --> 00:51:46,180
Was asking him
if there were nuts...

962
00:51:46,247 --> 00:51:47,980
In the hors d'oeuvres.

963
00:51:48,047 --> 00:51:49,414
Then where
is your epipen?

964
00:51:49,481 --> 00:51:50,980
My what?

965
00:51:51,047 --> 00:51:53,180
No one with an allergy would
walk around without an epipen.

966
00:51:53,247 --> 00:51:54,281
Give me your purse.
no.

967
00:51:54,347 --> 00:51:55,347
Give me your purse.
stop!

968
00:51:55,414 --> 00:51:56,581
Come—
no.

969
00:51:56,648 --> 00:51:58,247
what really happened

970
00:51:58,314 --> 00:52:00,880
Is...

971
00:52:00,947 --> 00:52:03,514
I thought he was cute.

972
00:52:03,581 --> 00:52:04,681
I hit on him.

973
00:52:04,748 --> 00:52:07,581
We're going.

974
00:52:14,614 --> 00:52:16,847
(nolan)
you having fun?

975
00:52:16,913 --> 00:52:19,314
I did connect
with one guy.

976
00:52:19,381 --> 00:52:21,514
but then
my propensity

977
00:52:21,581 --> 00:52:24,180
For screwing things up
overtook me.

978
00:52:24,247 --> 00:52:28,180
Then my desire to have fun
overcame my propensity.

979
00:52:28,247 --> 00:52:29,980
you didn't screw it up.

980
00:52:30,047 --> 00:52:31,913
The assignment wasn't to get you
to trust people

981
00:52:31,980 --> 00:52:33,247
With a piece
of your soul.

982
00:52:33,314 --> 00:52:36,447
The assignment was to teach you
that you can trust.

983
00:52:36,514 --> 00:52:39,314
Did any of these people
rat you out

984
00:52:39,381 --> 00:52:41,714
As the obnoxious womanizer

985
00:52:41,780 --> 00:52:43,880
Or the porn producer
that they think you are?

986
00:52:45,780 --> 00:52:47,214
Why do you think

987
00:52:47,281 --> 00:52:50,714
That people would treat you
worse if they knew the truth?

988
00:52:55,114 --> 00:52:57,247
(lydia)
good night, doctor.

989
00:53:01,014 --> 00:53:02,980
Are you
in trouble?

990
00:53:04,714 --> 00:53:06,381
Apparently not.

991
00:53:06,447 --> 00:53:08,414
So what's next?

992
00:53:08,481 --> 00:53:09,481
You want to be
my pimp?

993
00:53:13,614 --> 00:53:15,014
Why don't
we just talk?

994
00:53:17,114 --> 00:53:19,147
Okay.

995
00:53:19,214 --> 00:53:23,080
How come you weren't pissed
at me for stealing your car?

996
00:53:25,447 --> 00:53:26,648
It was a nice thing
to do.

997
00:53:26,714 --> 00:53:27,714
Hmm.

998
00:53:27,780 --> 00:53:28,913
I'm not sure

999
00:53:28,980 --> 00:53:30,980
About the german-english
translation of nice.

1000
00:53:31,047 --> 00:53:32,780
You mean the stealing
was nice or...

1001
00:53:34,414 --> 00:53:37,281
Ruining
freedom master's life?

1002
00:53:37,347 --> 00:53:39,514
What you did
was misguided

1003
00:53:39,581 --> 00:53:42,114
And irresponsible,

1004
00:53:42,180 --> 00:53:44,913
But it was also nice.

1005
00:53:44,980 --> 00:53:48,147
You gave him a moment
of pure happiness.

1006
00:53:51,347 --> 00:53:54,447
You asked me why i come here
so often to visit annie.

1007
00:53:56,447 --> 00:53:58,481
She was
my best friend.

1008
00:53:58,547 --> 00:54:02,147
Then she started
pulling away...

1009
00:54:02,214 --> 00:54:04,214
From everybody.

1010
00:54:04,281 --> 00:54:06,347
The doctors
don't know why.

1011
00:54:06,414 --> 00:54:08,614
I think

1012
00:54:08,681 --> 00:54:12,114
I married her brother
because...

1013
00:54:12,180 --> 00:54:13,581
He was
the only other one

1014
00:54:13,648 --> 00:54:16,247
Who was going through
the same thing.

1015
00:54:18,614 --> 00:54:21,780
But he stopped visiting
after a couple of years.

1016
00:54:21,847 --> 00:54:24,481
I just...

1017
00:54:24,547 --> 00:54:27,547
Couldn't stop.

1018
00:54:27,614 --> 00:54:30,047
I miss her.

1019
00:54:38,714 --> 00:54:39,748
I should go.

1020
00:54:42,681 --> 00:54:44,547
Good night.

1021
00:54:55,913 --> 00:54:57,947
Good night.

1022
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:20,780
So what happened?

1023
00:55:20,847 --> 00:55:23,514
You're talking
to me now.
no.

1024
00:55:30,347 --> 00:55:31,880
Was it fun?

1025
00:55:41,381 --> 00:55:43,414
She kissed me.

1026
00:55:43,481 --> 00:55:45,780
Don't read
into the phrasing.

1027
00:55:45,847 --> 00:55:47,980
We kissed each other.

1028
00:55:48,047 --> 00:55:49,314
And how do you feel
about that?

1029
00:55:49,381 --> 00:55:51,314
How do i feel about that?
it was a kiss.

1030
00:55:51,381 --> 00:55:53,214
Kisses are good things.

1031
00:55:53,281 --> 00:55:54,748
Okay.

1032
00:55:57,147 --> 00:55:58,714
That was
a loaded "okay."

1033
00:55:58,780 --> 00:56:00,880
Not at all.
why would you assume that?

1034
00:56:00,947 --> 00:56:03,247
'cause you're being
judgmental.

1035
00:56:03,314 --> 00:56:05,514
If i had said that i'd had
some delicious chilean sea bass

1036
00:56:05,581 --> 00:56:06,813
For dinner last night,

1037
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:08,514
Would you say, "and how
do you feel about that?"

1038
00:56:08,581 --> 00:56:10,314
If the sea bass
was married, i might.

1039
00:56:10,381 --> 00:56:13,714
see, you're being judgmental.

1040
00:56:13,780 --> 00:56:16,281
Isn't that against your code
or something?

1041
00:56:16,347 --> 00:56:17,614
I'm simply stating
the obvious.

1042
00:56:17,681 --> 00:56:19,014
It's complicated,

1043
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:20,381
Not just because
she's married

1044
00:56:20,447 --> 00:56:22,913
And not just because
you're institutionalized.

1045
00:56:22,980 --> 00:56:24,381
I know you spent
the last 12 hours

1046
00:56:24,447 --> 00:56:27,581
Trying to figure out
what that kiss means.

1047
00:56:27,648 --> 00:56:30,648
Who's that woman
you were with

1048
00:56:30,714 --> 00:56:32,414
In the parking lot?

1049
00:56:32,481 --> 00:56:34,281
When you deflect,

1050
00:56:34,347 --> 00:56:36,714
It's more effective when
you're not that transparent.

1051
00:56:36,780 --> 00:56:39,347
Obviously you have no problem
with the infidelity.

1052
00:56:39,414 --> 00:56:41,281
You're trying
to rationalize that,

1053
00:56:41,347 --> 00:56:43,447
"if it's okay for your doctor,
it's okay."

1054
00:56:43,514 --> 00:56:45,114
But just
for the record,

1055
00:56:45,180 --> 00:56:47,314
I am not having
an affair.
then who is she?

1056
00:56:47,381 --> 00:56:48,813
Why do you think
you're working so hard

1057
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:50,247
To figure out the details
of my personal life?

1058
00:56:50,314 --> 00:56:51,581
I might not have
to work so hard

1059
00:56:51,648 --> 00:56:53,147
If there were
some personal items in here.

1060
00:56:53,214 --> 00:56:55,147
You got one number
on speed dial.

1061
00:56:55,214 --> 00:56:56,748
It says "dad."

1062
00:56:56,813 --> 00:56:58,581
Come on,
how old are you?

1063
00:56:58,648 --> 00:57:00,214
Why are you so afraid
to talk about this?

1064
00:57:00,281 --> 00:57:01,414
I want to talk about you.

1065
00:57:01,481 --> 00:57:03,147
I want to know
who i'm taking advice from.

1066
00:57:03,214 --> 00:57:05,214
I'm not giving you advice.
i'm asking you questions.

1067
00:57:05,281 --> 00:57:06,880
I think that kiss
meant a lot.

1068
00:57:06,947 --> 00:57:08,080
I think that scares you.

1069
00:57:08,147 --> 00:57:10,347
I think there are
no personal items in here

1070
00:57:10,414 --> 00:57:12,147
Because you have
no personal life.

1071
00:57:12,214 --> 00:57:14,247
How do you think
you and lydia will end?

1072
00:57:14,314 --> 00:57:15,714
You are a lonely man.

1073
00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:18,314
You've screwed up every
opportunity you've had in life.

1074
00:57:18,381 --> 00:57:19,880
What's the ending
to the story?

1075
00:57:25,047 --> 00:57:26,913
I don't know.

1076
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:32,748
Visiting time!

1077
00:57:52,114 --> 00:57:53,547
Why did you kiss me?

1078
00:57:58,147 --> 00:58:00,381
how many reasons are there?

1079
00:58:00,447 --> 00:58:03,214
I like you.

1080
00:58:03,281 --> 00:58:06,247
It felt like a nice way
of showing you that.

1081
00:58:29,514 --> 00:58:31,347
(nurse)
open it all the way.
keep it open.

1082
00:58:55,247 --> 00:58:56,780
(nolan)
how'd it go with lydia?

1083
00:58:56,847 --> 00:58:59,913
I found out
you can only be happy so long

1084
00:58:59,980 --> 00:59:02,347
Before the catatonic guy
with two broken limbs

1085
00:59:02,414 --> 00:59:04,180
Rolls off the elevator,

1086
00:59:04,247 --> 00:59:06,314
Philosophically speaking.

1087
00:59:06,381 --> 00:59:09,247
Why do you value your failures
more than your successes?

1088
00:59:09,314 --> 00:59:12,080
My mother
caught me masturbating...

1089
00:59:12,147 --> 00:59:13,381
To pictures
of her mother.

1090
00:59:13,447 --> 00:59:15,281
Can we get past
these cute deflections?

1091
00:59:17,147 --> 00:59:19,514
Successes only last
until someone screws them up.

1092
00:59:19,581 --> 00:59:21,347
Failures are forever.

1093
00:59:21,414 --> 00:59:23,614
so you accept
that fact.

1094
00:59:23,681 --> 00:59:25,748
You accept that
there's nothing you can do.

1095
00:59:25,847 --> 00:59:29,214
Okay, i accept the fact
that there's nothing i can do.

1096
00:59:29,281 --> 00:59:31,114
Now, what can i do?

1097
00:59:31,180 --> 00:59:33,913
You acknowledge failure,

1098
00:59:33,980 --> 00:59:35,381
And you move past it.

1099
00:59:35,447 --> 00:59:37,381
You apologize.

1100
00:59:37,447 --> 00:59:39,281
Wow.

1101
00:59:39,347 --> 00:59:42,447
Powerful things
these apologies.

1102
00:59:42,514 --> 00:59:44,780
Get someone to jump
off a building.

1103
00:59:44,847 --> 00:59:47,080
You say two words,
and you move on with your life.

1104
00:59:47,147 --> 00:59:49,581
Hardly seems fair.

1105
00:59:49,648 --> 00:59:51,014
Is that the issue?

1106
00:59:53,114 --> 00:59:56,481
You caused him pain.

1107
00:59:58,547 --> 01:00:02,447
If the world is just,
you have to suffer equally?

1108
01:00:06,347 --> 01:00:08,614
You're not god, house.

1109
01:00:08,681 --> 01:00:11,381
You're just another
screwed-up human being

1110
01:00:11,447 --> 01:00:13,014
Who needs to move on.

1111
01:00:15,047 --> 01:00:16,980
Apologize to him.

1112
01:00:17,047 --> 01:00:19,414
Let yourself
feel better.

1113
01:00:19,481 --> 01:00:22,547
Then you can learn
to let yourself...

1114
01:00:22,614 --> 01:00:25,813
Keep feeling better.

1115
01:00:50,114 --> 01:00:52,880
Hey.

1116
01:01:05,514 --> 01:01:07,947
(beasley)
dr. house, everything okay?

1117
01:01:10,114 --> 01:01:11,813
Yeah.

1118
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:13,014
Time for group.

1119
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:15,947
Group time, everybody!

1120
01:01:19,547 --> 01:01:21,080
(beasley)
i have a surprise.

1121
01:01:21,147 --> 01:01:22,481
Two weeks from today,

1122
01:01:22,547 --> 01:01:25,813
We're going to have
the mayfield talent show.

1123
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:28,314
Talent show?
who's in it?

1124
01:01:28,381 --> 01:01:30,913
(beasley)
i'd really love it if everybody
here could participate.

1125
01:01:30,980 --> 01:01:32,414
(richter)
then who's gonna watch?

1126
01:01:32,481 --> 01:01:34,347
(beasley)
the staff will come,

1127
01:01:34,414 --> 01:01:35,648
Friends and family.

1128
01:01:35,714 --> 01:01:37,247
You gonna tape this?

1129
01:01:37,314 --> 01:01:38,813
No, it's just for us.

1130
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:41,147
Well, if it's just for us,
i vote we don't do it.

1131
01:01:41,214 --> 01:01:46,314
Think of it as a fun way to work
on—on our therapeutic issues.

1132
01:01:46,381 --> 01:01:48,681
Alvie, maybe you could sing
one of your songs.

1133
01:01:48,748 --> 01:01:51,014
i don't sing. I rap.

1134
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:52,980
Okay, well, you can write
something just for us.

1135
01:01:53,047 --> 01:01:56,381
I don't write.
i just do, freestyle style.

1136
01:01:56,447 --> 01:01:59,314
I think you're gonna
want to be prepared.

1137
01:01:59,381 --> 01:02:01,281
make something
special.
always special.

1138
01:02:01,347 --> 01:02:02,547
how about you, diane?

1139
01:02:02,614 --> 01:02:03,980
Is there something
you'd like to do?

1140
01:02:04,047 --> 01:02:06,748
I don't have
any talents.

1141
01:02:06,813 --> 01:02:08,214
Sure you do.

1142
01:02:08,281 --> 01:02:09,880
You all do.

1143
01:02:09,947 --> 01:02:12,714
Steve, don't you think
that diane has hidden talent

1144
01:02:12,813 --> 01:02:14,347
That we'd all like
to see come out?

1145
01:02:16,980 --> 01:02:18,714
You really think
he's gonna answer?

1146
01:02:18,780 --> 01:02:19,947
Eventually.

1147
01:02:20,014 --> 01:02:22,214
Why?

1148
01:02:22,281 --> 01:02:23,780
Because things pass.

1149
01:02:23,847 --> 01:02:24,913
Things change.

1150
01:02:24,980 --> 01:02:26,913
It doesn't mean
they get better.

1151
01:02:26,980 --> 01:02:28,247
You got to make
things better.

1152
01:02:28,314 --> 01:02:30,648
You can't just keep talking
and hope for the best.

1153
01:02:34,347 --> 01:02:35,614
Diane, maybe you and i
can work together

1154
01:02:35,681 --> 01:02:36,780
And figure something out.

1155
01:02:38,414 --> 01:02:41,748
I can save him.

1156
01:02:41,813 --> 01:02:44,080
"they stole her voice box"--
that's what he said.

1157
01:02:44,147 --> 01:02:46,080
that's what
she was staring at.

1158
01:02:46,147 --> 01:02:47,913
That's why he's staring.

1159
01:02:47,980 --> 01:02:49,047
Dr. house, please.

1160
01:02:49,114 --> 01:02:50,980
'cause there's
a music box in there.

1161
01:02:51,047 --> 01:02:52,648
Orderly.

1162
01:02:54,114 --> 01:02:56,180
Come on, just give it to me.
i can—

1163
01:02:56,247 --> 01:02:59,780
I am not having
a psychotic break.

1164
01:02:59,847 --> 01:03:01,481
I promise you
this will work.

1165
01:03:10,381 --> 01:03:11,547
(house)
it's the blue box there

1166
01:03:11,614 --> 01:03:12,681
On the top shelf.

1167
01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:17,947
This is what you wanted.

1168
01:03:18,014 --> 01:03:21,314
This is what you needed—
a voice.

1169
01:03:21,381 --> 01:03:23,447
You thought you could cure
silent girl with this.

1170
01:03:23,514 --> 01:03:25,847
So by your own rationale,
it should cure you.

1171
01:03:27,813 --> 01:03:30,414
There's nothing wrong
with you.

1172
01:03:30,481 --> 01:03:32,681
You're healing.
all the parts work.

1173
01:03:32,748 --> 01:03:33,714
Just speak.

1174
01:03:35,847 --> 01:03:37,347
Come on, speak!
say something!

1175
01:03:37,414 --> 01:03:39,714
I think maybe everyone
should take a break now.

1176
01:03:47,980 --> 01:03:53,247
You're trying to fix
instead of moving on.

1177
01:04:09,847 --> 01:04:11,747
I brought dvorak—

1178
01:04:11,814 --> 01:04:13,847
Four hands.

1179
01:04:16,014 --> 01:04:18,181
What?

1180
01:04:18,247 --> 01:04:21,814
I need to know
what this is.

1181
01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:23,880
It's sheet music.

1182
01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:30,647
I told you.
it's just...

1183
01:04:30,714 --> 01:04:33,348
Two people having fun.

1184
01:04:33,414 --> 01:04:35,847
There's two
possible outcomes.

1185
01:04:35,914 --> 01:04:37,513
It ends.
someone gets hurt.

1186
01:04:37,580 --> 01:04:40,647
Or it doesn't end.
someone gets hurt.

1187
01:04:40,714 --> 01:04:42,381
So the end sucks.

1188
01:04:42,448 --> 01:04:45,914
It doesn't mean
the beginning has to.

1189
01:04:45,981 --> 01:04:48,513
Everything ends.
life ends.

1190
01:04:48,580 --> 01:04:52,214
It—it doesn't mean
that we can't enjoy it.

1191
01:04:52,281 --> 01:04:56,214
I can't—
i can't do this.

1192
01:04:56,281 --> 01:04:59,281
All i know is,
i was happy five minutes ago,

1193
01:04:59,348 --> 01:05:01,448
And now i'm not.

1194
01:05:01,513 --> 01:05:04,747
How's that better?

1195
01:05:04,814 --> 01:05:07,181
Good-bye, lydia.

1196
01:05:14,747 --> 01:05:16,747
I'm really worried
about e.c.t.

1197
01:05:16,814 --> 01:05:18,480
(beasley)
apprehension's normal.

1198
01:05:18,547 --> 01:05:20,214
Has anyone else had it?

1199
01:05:20,281 --> 01:05:21,381
They shocked me, man.

1200
01:05:21,448 --> 01:05:23,181
Aagh!

1201
01:05:23,247 --> 01:05:25,714
Thanks.
that's very reassuring.

1202
01:05:25,780 --> 01:05:27,780
I don't know
if i should do it.

1203
01:05:27,847 --> 01:05:30,147
Oh, just do the treatment
or shut up.

1204
01:05:30,214 --> 01:05:31,714
Greg, there's
a process.

1205
01:05:31,780 --> 01:05:33,414
Yes, a process.

1206
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:35,680
Wouldn't want to disrupt
the process with results.

1207
01:05:35,747 --> 01:05:37,348
Heezy had a rough night
last night.

1208
01:05:37,414 --> 01:05:39,081
Guess he decided to go
back to being an ass

1209
01:05:39,147 --> 01:05:40,247
Instead of a hypocrite.

1210
01:05:40,314 --> 01:05:42,314
(beasley)
let's move on.

1211
01:05:42,381 --> 01:05:45,314
Alvie, are you making
any progress writing your rap?

1212
01:05:45,381 --> 01:05:46,181
(alvie)
yeah.

1213
01:05:46,247 --> 01:05:47,880
But really, no.

1214
01:05:47,947 --> 01:05:49,680
I just don't want to write
my songs down.

1215
01:05:49,747 --> 01:05:51,414
It takes all
the spontaneity out of it.

1216
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:54,014
It's not
of the moment.

1217
01:05:54,081 --> 01:05:55,480
Alvie, if you write
things down—

1218
01:06:00,847 --> 01:06:02,947
Yeah, you're a genius.

1219
01:06:03,014 --> 01:06:04,847
Rhymes with "penius."

1220
01:06:04,914 --> 01:06:07,214
Sorry to interrupt,
dr. beasley.

1221
01:06:07,281 --> 01:06:09,314
Dr. nolan asked me
to give you this.

1222
01:06:13,847 --> 01:06:15,448
Is this
a day pass?

1223
01:06:15,513 --> 01:06:17,348
He'd like to see you.

1224
01:06:35,780 --> 01:06:38,747
Thanks for coming.

1225
01:06:38,814 --> 01:06:41,580
I was hoping you could, uh,
take a look at my dad's chart.

1226
01:06:41,647 --> 01:06:43,814
A consult?

1227
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:48,281
What happened—you went through
every sane doctor in town?

1228
01:06:48,348 --> 01:06:50,381
I thought you wouldn't mind
getting off the ward.

1229
01:06:54,780 --> 01:06:56,947
Cleaning lady found him
on the kitchen floor.

1230
01:06:57,014 --> 01:06:59,780
Doctors here don't think
that he'll recover,

1231
01:06:59,847 --> 01:07:01,547
That i should pull
the plug.

1232
01:07:01,613 --> 01:07:03,981
I want a second opinion,
so i—

1233
01:07:04,047 --> 01:07:05,547
I thought i'd be a fool
not to call you.

1234
01:07:09,014 --> 01:07:11,081
(house)
lacunar infarct,

1235
01:07:11,147 --> 01:07:14,114
Converted
to hemorrhagic stroke.

1236
01:07:14,181 --> 01:07:16,714
It squashed his brain.

1237
01:07:16,780 --> 01:07:18,014
They didn't miss
anything.

1238
01:07:18,081 --> 01:07:20,714
That's what i thought.

1239
01:07:20,780 --> 01:07:22,181
That's what you knew.

1240
01:07:23,947 --> 01:07:26,613
His brain
has been replaced by blood.

1241
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:27,880
It's over.

1242
01:07:27,947 --> 01:07:30,081
And that's obvious
to any doctor

1243
01:07:30,147 --> 01:07:31,780
Who looks at that scan,
even a shrink.

1244
01:07:31,847 --> 01:07:33,448
you want someone
to tell you

1245
01:07:33,513 --> 01:07:35,181
that what you need to do
is okay,

1246
01:07:35,247 --> 01:07:36,814
To give you permission,
absolution.

1247
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:39,348
Not now, house.

1248
01:07:39,414 --> 01:07:42,847
You have no friends,
no family.

1249
01:07:42,914 --> 01:07:45,181
at some point,

1250
01:07:45,247 --> 01:07:46,480
You made a mistake.

1251
01:07:46,547 --> 01:07:49,580
You lost everything.

1252
01:07:49,647 --> 01:07:51,914
And now i'm the closest thing
you got to a friend.

1253
01:07:51,981 --> 01:07:53,947
Just shut up.

1254
01:07:55,947 --> 01:07:58,081
I don't need you here

1255
01:07:58,147 --> 01:08:00,480
To play this game.

1256
01:08:51,480 --> 01:08:54,714
I'm sorry
i pushed you away.

1257
01:08:54,780 --> 01:08:56,547
It's what i do
when i'm afraid.

1258
01:08:58,847 --> 01:09:01,714
Again, german-english
translation may be a little off.

1259
01:09:05,081 --> 01:09:08,147
I'm not—i'm not crying
because of you.

1260
01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:13,647
I'm crying
because i'm pathetic.

1261
01:09:13,714 --> 01:09:15,014
I brought her cello,

1262
01:09:15,081 --> 01:09:16,914
in case
she magically wakes up

1263
01:09:16,981 --> 01:09:18,348
For the show.

1264
01:09:19,914 --> 01:09:21,947
Oh, well, then i take
the apology back.

1265
01:09:24,281 --> 01:09:25,880
we're all pathetic.

1266
01:09:25,947 --> 01:09:27,613
It's wmakes
everything interesting.

1267
01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:30,914
I'm sick of life
being interesting.

1268
01:13:18,847 --> 01:13:20,780
(beasley)
ladies and gentlemen,

1269
01:13:20,847 --> 01:13:23,081
The one, the only,

1270
01:13:23,147 --> 01:13:27,047
Juan alvarez!

1271
01:13:31,647 --> 01:13:33,114
Yo, yo, what's up?

1272
01:13:33,181 --> 01:13:35,181
Ward six
is jumping off, y'all!

1273
01:13:35,247 --> 01:13:37,847
Give it up for dj richter
on the ones and twos.

1274
01:13:37,914 --> 01:13:40,747
Yo, dj richter,
spin that!

1275
01:13:43,314 --> 01:13:45,281
Unh! yo!

1276
01:14:11,047 --> 01:14:14,247
Then we wouldn't have
no regrets.

1277
01:14:35,314 --> 01:14:38,281
And my roommate
is a jerk.

1278
01:14:38,348 --> 01:14:41,613
Dr. house is
in the house, y'all.

1279
01:15:10,814 --> 01:15:12,247
If i can't get
no sleep?

1280
01:15:22,247 --> 01:15:24,947
uh, uh, uh.

1281
01:15:31,981 --> 01:15:34,014
(alvie)
oh!

1282
01:15:55,847 --> 01:15:57,314
How are you doing?

1283
01:15:57,381 --> 01:15:59,014
You hanging in there?

1284
01:15:59,081 --> 01:16:01,047
Usually i open
with that.

1285
01:16:03,680 --> 01:16:06,147
Thanks for staying.

1286
01:16:08,281 --> 01:16:09,847
So, um...

1287
01:16:09,914 --> 01:16:11,414
What do you want
to talk about?

1288
01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:15,513
Things are actually...

1289
01:16:15,580 --> 01:16:16,947
Actually good.

1290
01:16:17,014 --> 01:16:18,880
Okay, you're not—you're not
just saying that

1291
01:16:18,947 --> 01:16:20,181
Because you
don't want to complain

1292
01:16:20,247 --> 01:16:21,513
In front of the guy
who just lost his father?

1293
01:16:21,580 --> 01:16:23,947
i'm not that cured.

1294
01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:29,880
No, i still
got stuff to do, but...

1295
01:16:29,947 --> 01:16:31,414
I'm good.

1296
01:16:39,448 --> 01:16:41,314
I'm sorry.

1297
01:16:55,947 --> 01:16:58,613
I was trying to prove
a point.

1298
01:17:00,814 --> 01:17:02,414
I was trying
to be right.

1299
01:17:02,480 --> 01:17:06,880
i ended up putting you
in a dangerous situation,

1300
01:17:06,947 --> 01:17:09,714
and i was not equipped
to handle it.

1301
01:17:09,780 --> 01:17:10,680
you got hurt,

1302
01:17:10,747 --> 01:17:13,613
And it's my fault.

1303
01:17:16,081 --> 01:17:18,780
And i'm sorry.

1304
01:17:28,448 --> 01:17:30,547
I'm gonna try
those pink ones today. You?

1305
01:18:25,914 --> 01:18:26,847
Thank you.

1306
01:18:26,914 --> 01:18:30,114
You're welcome.

1307
01:18:38,114 --> 01:18:40,780
Got a surprise.

1308
01:19:59,347 --> 01:20:02,081
Today we're here
to congratulate...

1309
01:20:02,147 --> 01:20:03,347
Annie!

1310
01:20:05,847 --> 01:20:07,580
we're proud of her!

1311
01:20:07,647 --> 01:20:10,181
We wish her well,
and we hope to...

1312
01:20:10,247 --> 01:20:11,780
(all)
never see her again!

1313
01:20:24,014 --> 01:20:27,247
If you go silent
for over a decade,

1314
01:20:27,314 --> 01:20:30,181
You don't just get to slide
right back into society.

1315
01:20:33,114 --> 01:20:35,414
She's going
to a rehab facility first...

1316
01:20:35,481 --> 01:20:36,347
In arizona.

1317
01:20:38,448 --> 01:20:41,281
Her family's
moving there.

1318
01:20:43,980 --> 01:20:45,214
Sorry, house.

1319
01:20:45,281 --> 01:20:47,481
I just found out myself.

1320
01:20:52,814 --> 01:20:54,814
I want
an overnight pass.

1321
01:21:00,247 --> 01:21:01,481
I can help you
with this.

1322
01:21:01,548 --> 01:21:03,548
I've earned it.
you have, but—

1323
01:21:03,613 --> 01:21:04,880
Isn't extending trust

1324
01:21:04,947 --> 01:21:06,580
Part of the whole
"getting me better" thing?

1325
01:21:06,647 --> 01:21:08,514
If you insist on a pass,
i'll give it to you.

1326
01:21:08,580 --> 01:21:09,747
But i know
where you're going,

1327
01:21:09,814 --> 01:21:13,181
And i know you
haven't thought it through.

1328
01:21:13,247 --> 01:21:15,580
We need to sit down,
talk about this.

1329
01:21:18,081 --> 01:21:20,680
Please give me
the pass.

1330
01:21:46,747 --> 01:21:48,214
Hi.

1331
01:21:48,281 --> 01:21:49,414
hello.

1332
01:21:49,481 --> 01:21:50,548
Who are you?

1333
01:21:50,613 --> 01:21:51,448
I'm—

1334
01:21:53,880 --> 01:21:56,147
Ben, go inside,
okay?

1335
01:22:02,413 --> 01:22:05,047
You didn't say
anything.

1336
01:22:03,914 --> 01:22:06,080
And now
annie's leaving,

1337
01:22:06,147 --> 01:22:08,681
And i hear
you're going to arizona.

1338
01:22:10,581 --> 01:22:12,847
My husband travels
to phoenix a lot.

1339
01:22:12,914 --> 01:22:14,581
His corporate headquarters
are there,

1340
01:22:14,647 --> 01:22:17,014
And we've been wanting
to move for years,

1341
01:22:17,080 --> 01:22:18,881
But we've been
tethered here.

1342
01:22:18,948 --> 01:22:22,314
And now we're not.

1343
01:22:22,380 --> 01:22:24,847
I don't want you to go.

1344
01:22:26,948 --> 01:22:29,048
I don't want to go.

1345
01:22:31,447 --> 01:22:34,180
But i can't break up
my family.

1346
01:22:34,247 --> 01:22:36,948
I-i can't leave
my children.

1347
01:22:37,014 --> 01:22:40,247
I just don't want it
to change.

1348
01:22:43,380 --> 01:22:49,380
I'm sorry that I didn't come
to say good bye.

1349
01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:52,681
I thought it ended
kind of perfect.

1350
01:23:00,747 --> 01:23:02,880
I have to go.

1351
01:23:21,448 --> 01:23:22,947
Not the most exciting use

1352
01:23:23,014 --> 01:23:24,680
Of the overnight pass
i've ever seen.

1353
01:23:24,747 --> 01:23:28,214
She left.

1354
01:23:28,281 --> 01:23:30,880
And...

1355
01:23:30,947 --> 01:23:32,947
I'm lost.

1356
01:23:45,513 --> 01:23:48,348
I'm gonna write
your letter...

1357
01:23:48,414 --> 01:23:50,047
To the medical board,

1358
01:23:50,114 --> 01:23:52,014
Recommending that they give
your license back.

1359
01:23:52,081 --> 01:23:54,381
You can't just console me

1360
01:23:54,448 --> 01:23:57,081
By giving me a lollipop
when i skin my knee.

1361
01:23:57,147 --> 01:23:58,480
Well, two things
just happened.

1362
01:23:58,547 --> 01:23:59,814
You got hurt,

1363
01:23:59,880 --> 01:24:01,747
Which means you connected
to someone else,

1364
01:24:01,814 --> 01:24:03,247
Strongly enough
to miss them.

1365
01:24:03,314 --> 01:24:05,214
And more important...

1366
01:24:05,281 --> 01:24:07,680
You recognized the pain
and came to talk to me,

1367
01:24:07,747 --> 01:24:11,780
Instead of hiding from it
in the vicodin bottle.

1368
01:24:11,847 --> 01:24:14,613
The fact that you're hurting
and you came here,

1369
01:24:14,680 --> 01:24:16,448
The fact that
you're taking your meds

1370
01:24:16,513 --> 01:24:19,014
And we're talking
right now...

1371
01:24:20,880 --> 01:24:22,714
Come inside
and get some sleep.

1372
01:24:22,780 --> 01:24:25,680
Tomorrow you can start saying
your good-byes.

1373
01:24:33,780 --> 01:24:36,348
Today we're here
to congratulate greg.

1374
01:24:38,147 --> 01:24:39,147
We're proud of him.

1375
01:24:39,214 --> 01:24:41,747
We wish him well,
and we hope...

1376
01:24:41,814 --> 01:24:43,914
(all)
to never see him again!

1377
01:24:43,981 --> 01:24:45,414
House!

1378
01:24:58,680 --> 01:25:00,414
Back off.

1379
01:25:00,480 --> 01:25:01,880
People already think
we're gay.

1380
01:26:21,814 --> 01:26:23,047
What do
you need, alvie?

1381
01:26:23,114 --> 01:26:25,081
My meds.

1382
01:26:27,448 --> 01:26:29,147
I want to get better.

1383
01:27:23,847 --> 01:27:26,513
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