1 00:00:48,388 --> 00:00:49,899 Are you ever coming to bed? 2 00:00:52,684 --> 00:00:54,143 I still say I'm a vegetarian. 3 00:00:54,312 --> 00:00:57,396 You can say that you're an astronaut, but that doesn't make it true. 4 00:00:57,713 --> 00:00:59,625 A salmon is not a vegetable, Frankie. 5 00:00:59,750 --> 00:01:02,067 Apparently, eight out of ten commenters agree with you. 6 00:01:02,236 --> 00:01:05,653 Except for the part where you said, "I believe what I want to believe". 7 00:01:05,778 --> 00:01:08,971 - That they found a little judgmental. - You blogged our argument? 8 00:01:09,592 --> 00:01:12,027 I asked you to quit talking about me. 9 00:01:12,152 --> 00:01:14,293 I don't want a bunch of people that I don't know 10 00:01:14,418 --> 00:01:16,457 hearing stuff that's meant to be between me and you. 11 00:01:16,626 --> 00:01:18,226 I write about my life. 12 00:01:19,072 --> 00:01:22,157 - And you're a big part of that. - I want to be a big part of your life. 13 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:24,340 But I don't want to be a big part of their lives. 14 00:01:24,905 --> 00:01:27,035 Take it down, erase it, delete it. 15 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:28,520 Make it go away. 16 00:01:37,285 --> 00:01:39,688 It's 2:00 in the morning. The walls are made out of tissue paper. 17 00:01:39,985 --> 00:01:42,066 I gotta be up in 3 hours to do a wiring job in Edison. 18 00:01:42,595 --> 00:01:44,336 I'm sorry. We'll try to hold it down. 19 00:01:44,461 --> 00:01:45,461 Sorry. 20 00:01:46,903 --> 00:01:48,155 Frankie, what happened? 21 00:01:51,076 --> 00:01:52,676 Something's wrong. 22 00:01:52,801 --> 00:01:55,287 We need a police car at 152 Haverhill. 23 00:01:55,475 --> 00:01:57,444 What are you two talking about? 24 00:01:58,719 --> 00:01:59,750 Oh, my God. 25 00:02:02,712 --> 00:02:05,173 - Are you all right? - I think it's coming from my gums. 26 00:02:07,843 --> 00:02:10,487 R[H]ésus AB+ Team 27 00:02:10,877 --> 00:02:13,847 La Fabrique ::. 28 00:02:14,015 --> 00:02:16,736 Arrow - Benj - ShalimarFox 29 00:02:47,832 --> 00:02:49,842 - What are you doing tonight? - Masturbating. 30 00:02:50,677 --> 00:02:52,863 I'd invite you, but people are already talking. 31 00:02:52,988 --> 00:02:56,488 It's pathetic. You divide your nights between porn and the discovery channel. 32 00:02:56,613 --> 00:02:59,866 Right. Playing dance dance revolution is a much better choice. 33 00:02:59,991 --> 00:03:01,992 That was a gift from a patient, 34 00:03:02,117 --> 00:03:04,417 and it happens to be great exercise. 35 00:03:05,491 --> 00:03:09,491 I mean, who rents porn anymore? Can't you get these on the Internet? 36 00:03:09,616 --> 00:03:13,157 You can. But you can't get disc two with the director's commentary. 37 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:16,430 Come out with me tonight. I'm going speed dating. 38 00:03:16,555 --> 00:03:18,533 You mean you're dating on meth? Count me in. 39 00:03:18,658 --> 00:03:20,998 You need to meet somebody. This way, you meet 20 somebodies. 40 00:03:21,166 --> 00:03:24,308 Over a five-minute discussion of Proust? Speed dating's a meat market. 41 00:03:24,433 --> 00:03:26,962 Yeah, dozens of women just waiting to be hit on. 42 00:03:27,131 --> 00:03:30,841 Your odds of a happy ending are nearly as good as staying home, watching porn. 43 00:03:40,269 --> 00:03:41,685 You plan on doing any work? 44 00:03:41,854 --> 00:03:44,646 I thought I might do a little light doctoring in the afternoon. 45 00:03:44,814 --> 00:03:47,563 28-year-old female sudden unexplained coagulopathy. 46 00:03:47,688 --> 00:03:50,377 - Could be congenital thrombocytopenia. - Platelets look normal. 47 00:03:50,502 --> 00:03:52,488 Patient makes money doing freelance photography. 48 00:03:52,657 --> 00:03:55,189 Some photographic processes produce toxic gases. 49 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:57,819 She's a blogger. I can't see her photos being anything but digital. 50 00:03:57,944 --> 00:04:00,788 What does she blog? Politics? Dominatrix? Cooking? 51 00:04:00,957 --> 00:04:03,007 - 'Cause I need recipes. - It's a personal journal. 52 00:04:03,132 --> 00:04:05,542 - I don't get putting your life online. - It's not that crazy. 53 00:04:05,711 --> 00:04:07,503 Privacy's basically a modern invention. 54 00:04:07,672 --> 00:04:10,903 Towns used to be too small for anybody to keep any secrets. 55 00:04:11,123 --> 00:04:14,233 What if it's not the platelets, but the glue that holds 'em together? 56 00:04:14,358 --> 00:04:16,595 Thrombin and Von Willebrand factor are normal. 57 00:04:16,884 --> 00:04:20,086 And knowing too much about each other is exactly why people leave small towns 58 00:04:20,211 --> 00:04:21,402 and move to the city. 59 00:04:21,527 --> 00:04:24,381 And a lot of people choose to stay because, in return for zero privacy, 60 00:04:24,506 --> 00:04:26,484 you get community, connection. 61 00:04:26,609 --> 00:04:28,409 Big red as for our tunics. 62 00:04:29,074 --> 00:04:30,526 Connections are for airports. 63 00:04:30,695 --> 00:04:33,112 For people, we have over 300 cable channels. 64 00:04:33,281 --> 00:04:36,079 Her photos may be digital. Doesn't mean she couldn't have been exposed 65 00:04:36,204 --> 00:04:38,497 to some other toxin. We should search the apartment. 66 00:04:38,622 --> 00:04:41,022 Eeny, meeny, miny, Thirteen and tiny. 67 00:04:46,534 --> 00:04:47,835 This one's locked. 68 00:04:49,713 --> 00:04:52,438 I'm surprised you took the pro-community position. 69 00:04:52,882 --> 00:04:54,645 I have friends. I like people. 70 00:04:54,770 --> 00:04:56,370 You also like secrets. 71 00:04:57,829 --> 00:05:00,180 You deny it, it sort of proves my point. 72 00:05:00,707 --> 00:05:03,475 When we're left to our own devices, we make lousy choices. 73 00:05:08,003 --> 00:05:09,245 Ignore it. 74 00:05:09,370 --> 00:05:11,083 I can hear you in there. 75 00:05:11,276 --> 00:05:13,653 Open the door, or I'm calling the cops. 76 00:05:13,987 --> 00:05:16,363 We're 4 stories up, but there's a fire escape over there. 77 00:05:16,531 --> 00:05:18,389 The ledge might be wide enough. 78 00:05:20,523 --> 00:05:22,523 We're doctors. We aren't stealing anything. 79 00:05:22,648 --> 00:05:24,398 We're collecting samples. 80 00:05:26,458 --> 00:05:27,875 - Who are you? - The neighbor. 81 00:05:28,188 --> 00:05:30,250 Did they say that you could come in here and... 82 00:05:30,375 --> 00:05:32,129 - What do you know about them? - Not much. 83 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:34,756 The guy works a lot. I see Frankie around. 84 00:05:34,924 --> 00:05:37,687 We argue a few times a week, and then we go back about our business. 85 00:05:37,812 --> 00:05:39,970 - Why? - Frankie's got some strong opinions. 86 00:05:40,139 --> 00:05:42,556 Wants to recycle every molecule of trash. 87 00:05:42,901 --> 00:05:45,017 You take the anti-recycling position? 88 00:05:45,186 --> 00:05:48,466 Trash piling up for composting's attracting the rats. 89 00:05:48,591 --> 00:05:50,341 I had to put down poison. 90 00:05:50,732 --> 00:05:53,317 - It's her private drawer. - She said she doesn't have any secrets. 91 00:05:53,485 --> 00:05:54,860 I'm taking her at her word. 92 00:05:54,985 --> 00:05:57,642 Is there any chance Frankie touched the rat poison? 93 00:05:57,767 --> 00:06:01,492 She grabbed a chunk of it right out of the mouth of the schnauzer. 94 00:06:01,970 --> 00:06:05,078 Now every time I put the stuff down, she picks it back up. 95 00:06:30,784 --> 00:06:33,481 - You brought a date? - He seemed to think it was a good idea. 96 00:06:33,606 --> 00:06:36,485 - You need to dive back into the pool. - And he has to swim in ours? 97 00:06:36,653 --> 00:06:39,163 You go to a bar, you bring your ugly friends. 98 00:06:39,288 --> 00:06:40,956 It's not a beauty pageant. 99 00:06:41,324 --> 00:06:42,950 Life is a beauty pageant. 100 00:06:43,119 --> 00:06:45,911 Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you. 101 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:47,082 Come on. 102 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:49,289 - I'm not that good-looking. - Yeah, you are. 103 00:06:51,264 --> 00:06:52,292 You kind of are. 104 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:54,728 So you attribute every relationship 105 00:06:54,853 --> 00:06:57,044 I've ever had to the height of my cheekbones? 106 00:06:57,169 --> 00:06:58,549 Just the beginning. 107 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:00,717 - The rest is your hair. - This is ridiculous. 108 00:07:00,886 --> 00:07:03,730 Women aren't as distracted by appearances as we are. 109 00:07:03,855 --> 00:07:05,013 They look deeper. 110 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:07,808 You wanna bet? 111 00:07:09,045 --> 00:07:11,421 You can't tell anyone you're a doctor. You're unemployed. 112 00:07:11,546 --> 00:07:14,189 You're also a little slow, misunderstanding everything they say. 113 00:07:14,546 --> 00:07:16,046 And lose the accent. 114 00:07:16,234 --> 00:07:19,771 A hundred bucks says you still walk out of here with a dozen names. 115 00:07:20,471 --> 00:07:23,365 Ladies and gentlemen, the fun is about to start. 116 00:07:23,642 --> 00:07:26,216 When I strike this gong, each man should sit at the table 117 00:07:26,341 --> 00:07:27,549 you've been assigned. 118 00:07:27,674 --> 00:07:30,052 When I strike it again, date's over, 119 00:07:30,177 --> 00:07:31,177 move on. 120 00:07:34,614 --> 00:07:35,794 I'm an oncologist. 121 00:07:35,963 --> 00:07:39,281 My aunt and my grandma, they both died from breast cancer. 122 00:07:40,677 --> 00:07:42,384 Do you wanna talk about it? 123 00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:45,715 I'm a diagnostician. 124 00:07:47,947 --> 00:07:50,100 I find out what's wrong with people, and I fix it. 125 00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:52,069 Don't all doctors do that? 126 00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:55,882 Yeah, but they can't dance like I can. 127 00:07:58,437 --> 00:08:01,361 - I play video games. - Professionally? 128 00:08:04,182 --> 00:08:05,282 I wish, bro. 129 00:08:06,183 --> 00:08:09,833 After six months of chemo, we thought he was out of the woods. 130 00:08:12,248 --> 00:08:14,082 - I don't want kids. - Check. 131 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:16,334 I'm thinking about going from a "C" to a "D". 132 00:08:16,503 --> 00:08:17,543 Quadruple check. 133 00:08:17,713 --> 00:08:19,630 And I'm on fire for the lord. 134 00:08:21,181 --> 00:08:24,181 - I'm a chocolatier. - I could tell by your hips. 135 00:08:25,376 --> 00:08:27,929 Yeah, I guess I could afford to lose a few pounds. 136 00:08:29,773 --> 00:08:31,875 I don't think I know anybody who died of cancer. 137 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 Thank God. 138 00:08:33,688 --> 00:08:35,854 For you, I mean. Obviously. 139 00:08:36,022 --> 00:08:37,222 Except my cat. 140 00:08:38,066 --> 00:08:39,866 She died a few months ago. 141 00:08:41,303 --> 00:08:43,942 - I hate these things. - What, are you here at gunpoint? 142 00:08:44,067 --> 00:08:45,668 You need me to call 911? 143 00:08:45,945 --> 00:08:47,032 Friend dragged me. 144 00:08:47,379 --> 00:08:49,451 She keeps trying to fix my life. 145 00:08:49,619 --> 00:08:51,370 Which, admittedly, could use it, but... 146 00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:53,014 still annoying. 147 00:08:54,256 --> 00:08:55,606 You like puzzles. 148 00:08:56,695 --> 00:08:59,586 I hoped my job would let me play with puzzles all day long, 149 00:09:00,033 --> 00:09:01,463 but it didn't work out that way. 150 00:09:01,822 --> 00:09:03,172 Police detective. 151 00:09:03,425 --> 00:09:04,994 Turns out criminals are idiots. 152 00:09:05,119 --> 00:09:07,259 If they're not gonna bother to challenge you, 153 00:09:07,384 --> 00:09:08,734 what's the point? 154 00:09:12,043 --> 00:09:14,142 Is there a fire alarm we could pull? 155 00:09:14,310 --> 00:09:15,910 Maybe get out of here. 156 00:09:17,826 --> 00:09:18,826 Except... 157 00:09:19,544 --> 00:09:21,762 maybe you're just too "swoft". 158 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:25,444 - Beg your pardon. - Swoft. 159 00:09:25,613 --> 00:09:27,363 It's one of your crossword answers. 160 00:09:27,533 --> 00:09:29,390 I believe it means lying manipulator 161 00:09:29,515 --> 00:09:31,410 who tells men anything they want to hear. 162 00:09:31,578 --> 00:09:33,704 You brought a prop as a conversation starter. 163 00:09:33,872 --> 00:09:36,366 Folded the paper to make it look read, filled in some answers, 164 00:09:36,491 --> 00:09:39,251 you couldn't be bothered to work at it, so you just put in random letters. 165 00:09:39,615 --> 00:09:42,090 You have some natural talent as a liar, 166 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:44,046 but not enough brains to see it through. 167 00:09:44,331 --> 00:09:46,006 I'm gonna assume you're not a cop. 168 00:09:47,558 --> 00:09:49,258 Are the five minutes up? 169 00:09:58,706 --> 00:10:01,356 These women would welcome a call from you. 170 00:10:01,743 --> 00:10:04,593 And these women would welcome a call from you. 171 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:10,328 My. 172 00:10:21,275 --> 00:10:22,965 It's nice to have visitors. 173 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:25,734 - I'm updating my blog. - And I'm reading it. 174 00:10:27,214 --> 00:10:29,514 You realize you're in the same room? 175 00:10:30,887 --> 00:10:31,887 Sorry. 176 00:10:33,468 --> 00:10:34,723 I've been thinking. 177 00:10:34,891 --> 00:10:37,592 And I'm sure I washed my hands after I threw out the rat poison. 178 00:10:37,717 --> 00:10:40,220 Apparently you did it multiple times over a course of days. 179 00:10:40,345 --> 00:10:43,106 - Can't be too certain. - You must be Dr. Foreman. 180 00:10:44,780 --> 00:10:46,991 Got to get back to work. Take it easy. 181 00:10:49,324 --> 00:10:50,906 What? She reads my blog. 182 00:10:54,535 --> 00:10:56,286 I don't think you're condescending at all. 183 00:10:56,454 --> 00:10:57,786 That's not what I wrote. 184 00:10:57,911 --> 00:11:01,041 When you were taking my history, I told you I went whitewater rafting, 185 00:11:01,210 --> 00:11:03,130 and you said, "it was unlikely to be related". 186 00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:06,253 I was just giving information. Let's face it. You got a little snarky. 187 00:11:06,378 --> 00:11:09,216 - You can't convey a tone in writing. - I just put what you said. 188 00:11:09,384 --> 00:11:11,186 If you don't want people to think that, 189 00:11:11,311 --> 00:11:13,303 maybe you shouldn't say condescending things. 190 00:11:14,555 --> 00:11:16,790 Can this wait a second? 'Cause I have to pee. 191 00:11:21,783 --> 00:11:24,439 I think people behave badly because there are no records 192 00:11:24,698 --> 00:11:25,941 of what we say or do. 193 00:11:26,109 --> 00:11:28,557 And nobody believes anymore that god's watching. 194 00:11:28,682 --> 00:11:30,097 God's not, but I am. 195 00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:33,522 Everything is on the record, including everything I do. 196 00:11:35,092 --> 00:11:37,911 I don't think my pee is supposed to be mud-colored. 197 00:11:41,999 --> 00:11:43,750 We were wrong about the rat poison. 198 00:11:47,313 --> 00:11:49,713 Coagulopathy plus kidney equals what? 199 00:11:50,749 --> 00:11:52,434 Hemolytic uremic syndrome. 200 00:11:53,052 --> 00:11:56,221 - Normal creatinine levels. - She has elevated cholesterol. 201 00:11:57,502 --> 00:11:59,052 Can't find my pornos. 202 00:12:00,957 --> 00:12:03,311 - Have you tried offering a reward? - Gaucher's disease. 203 00:12:03,699 --> 00:12:05,968 It would affect her ability to synthesize vitamin K. 204 00:12:06,441 --> 00:12:08,942 She's on a semi-vegetarian diet. She gets plenty of vitamin K. 205 00:12:09,191 --> 00:12:10,941 Sjogren's is more likely. 206 00:12:11,067 --> 00:12:14,447 You moved them while you were dusting. I checked the drawers, windowsill, 207 00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:16,382 dvd player in your room. 208 00:12:16,507 --> 00:12:18,493 The quiet ones are always deeply repressed. 209 00:12:19,068 --> 00:12:21,018 I returned them to the store. 210 00:12:21,414 --> 00:12:24,832 She had a fish dinner. Could be haff disease causing rhabdo. 211 00:12:25,001 --> 00:12:27,403 What? Why did you return them to the store? 212 00:12:27,528 --> 00:12:30,266 It's no trouble. I had to stop next-door for my dry cleaning anyway. 213 00:12:30,391 --> 00:12:32,303 Sjogren's wouldn't inhibit the clotting enzymes, 214 00:12:32,428 --> 00:12:34,467 - infiltrate the kidneys... - So does haff disease. 215 00:12:34,635 --> 00:12:36,469 I'm not thanking you. I'm asking you why. 216 00:12:36,637 --> 00:12:39,959 Because if I did happen to bring a woman home last night, 217 00:12:40,561 --> 00:12:43,310 I wanted it to be a porn-free zone. 218 00:12:46,576 --> 00:12:48,873 You do realize things don't have to be socks 219 00:12:48,998 --> 00:12:50,316 to go into a sock drawer. 220 00:12:50,516 --> 00:12:53,026 I'm sorry. Horribly, horribly sorry. 221 00:12:53,264 --> 00:12:54,664 I thought you'd... 222 00:12:55,102 --> 00:12:56,452 watched them all. 223 00:12:58,826 --> 00:13:00,703 You completely ruined my morning. 224 00:13:00,828 --> 00:13:03,270 I had to pull out your old family photos. 225 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,613 Your mom was pretty hot. 226 00:13:09,579 --> 00:13:11,713 Haff disease fits the timing best. 227 00:13:11,882 --> 00:13:13,423 Start her on saline and mannitol. 228 00:13:24,086 --> 00:13:25,518 You reading your patient's blog? 229 00:13:27,530 --> 00:13:28,580 You should. 230 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,351 Could be some clues. 231 00:13:31,229 --> 00:13:33,610 Too many. Be like doing a whole body scan. 232 00:13:33,778 --> 00:13:35,654 Send us up eight blind alleys. 233 00:13:36,132 --> 00:13:37,447 Chase is doing it. 234 00:13:39,181 --> 00:13:40,531 She mentions you. 235 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,687 She's never met me. 236 00:13:43,701 --> 00:13:45,336 You're an unseen presence, 237 00:13:45,461 --> 00:13:47,999 - Like the wizard of Oz. - He was a fraud. 238 00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:50,210 She couldn't have gone with Keyser Soze? 239 00:13:50,507 --> 00:13:52,837 Speaking of movies that don't make any sense, 240 00:13:53,005 --> 00:13:55,382 I stopped at the rental store to get those pornos back. 241 00:13:55,931 --> 00:13:59,124 I told the guy I was so grateful that you'd returned them. 242 00:13:59,249 --> 00:14:00,261 Guess what. 243 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,148 You only returned two. 244 00:14:03,054 --> 00:14:04,504 You lost the third. 245 00:14:05,717 --> 00:14:08,933 Decent of you to pay for it, not let them put it on my bill. 246 00:14:09,058 --> 00:14:10,108 You know... 247 00:14:11,499 --> 00:14:14,071 - I can explain what happened. - I'm sure you could. 248 00:14:14,196 --> 00:14:17,098 But rather than listen to your lies, I thought it'd be more fun 249 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:19,799 to drive all over town and get another copy. 250 00:14:21,132 --> 00:14:22,482 You have it here? 251 00:14:35,606 --> 00:14:36,970 Oh, God! 252 00:14:39,342 --> 00:14:40,442 Okay, first, 253 00:14:40,636 --> 00:14:41,836 that's not me. 254 00:14:42,611 --> 00:14:44,361 It's not... Mostly not... 255 00:14:45,641 --> 00:14:46,991 I was in college. 256 00:14:47,514 --> 00:14:49,866 My roommate was minoring in film. 257 00:14:50,604 --> 00:14:52,230 Are you hyperventilating? 258 00:14:52,355 --> 00:14:55,023 Remember that covering your mouth and one nostril can help. 259 00:14:55,148 --> 00:14:57,068 He had to get this in for some grade, 260 00:14:57,236 --> 00:14:58,570 and he was desperate. 261 00:14:58,695 --> 00:15:01,364 The only reason I did it was because no one'd ever see it. 262 00:15:01,923 --> 00:15:04,075 Who knew he'd become an actual director? 263 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,700 He's not a director. 264 00:15:05,912 --> 00:15:07,162 He's an artist. 265 00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:10,373 The way he plays with light and darkness and... 266 00:15:11,146 --> 00:15:12,146 Boobs. 267 00:15:12,413 --> 00:15:13,913 Look! That's not me. 268 00:15:14,219 --> 00:15:16,669 What are you? Where are you taking me? 269 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,350 Be not afraid. 270 00:15:18,821 --> 00:15:21,342 The forest nymphs have taught me how to please a woman. 271 00:15:23,132 --> 00:15:26,032 That's not me! I mean, you can see it's not me. 272 00:15:28,783 --> 00:15:30,665 He added extra scenes 273 00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:32,395 so he could release it as a porno. 274 00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,401 Be not afraid, Wilson. 275 00:15:34,526 --> 00:15:36,426 You took risks for your art. 276 00:15:42,346 --> 00:15:43,346 No one... 277 00:15:43,603 --> 00:15:44,653 Look at me. 278 00:15:44,970 --> 00:15:46,820 No one can know about this. 279 00:15:48,561 --> 00:15:51,111 From this moment on, my lips are sealed. 280 00:15:57,766 --> 00:15:59,366 - Sorry. - It's okay. 281 00:15:59,857 --> 00:16:01,057 Be not afraid. 282 00:16:06,377 --> 00:16:07,577 Find anything? 283 00:16:08,674 --> 00:16:09,824 Relevant? No. 284 00:16:10,581 --> 00:16:12,519 Interesting. I guess. 285 00:16:12,687 --> 00:16:14,174 There's nothing she doesn't share. 286 00:16:14,299 --> 00:16:15,814 "Angry sex is overrated. 287 00:16:15,982 --> 00:16:18,671 "How can he expect me to be aroused when I'm so pissed at him?" 288 00:16:18,796 --> 00:16:20,902 That might earn her a new kidney. 289 00:16:21,070 --> 00:16:23,321 An hour after she blogged about her kidney failure, 290 00:16:23,446 --> 00:16:25,865 the hospital got a call from Singapore. 291 00:16:26,033 --> 00:16:28,450 One reader asking how hard it would be to donate. 292 00:16:32,365 --> 00:16:34,272 How good-looking am I? 293 00:16:37,405 --> 00:16:39,117 I'm not asking if you're attracted to me. 294 00:16:39,242 --> 00:16:41,006 I'm looking for an objective answer. 295 00:16:41,385 --> 00:16:43,091 Then it's an appropriate question. 296 00:16:43,259 --> 00:16:45,377 Last night, I acted like a complete tosser 297 00:16:45,502 --> 00:16:48,054 to prove to House women don't go out with me for my looks 298 00:16:48,222 --> 00:16:50,765 Cost me a hundred bucks and my definition of myself. 299 00:16:51,117 --> 00:16:52,475 - And women. - Date men. 300 00:16:52,643 --> 00:16:54,060 They're not shallow at all. 301 00:16:54,962 --> 00:16:57,188 - Everything's physical. - We are physical beings. 302 00:16:57,356 --> 00:16:58,756 Some more than others. 303 00:16:58,881 --> 00:17:01,568 Please don't define my entire gender based on one night. 304 00:17:01,736 --> 00:17:05,236 What if the patient's problem is physical, not emotional? 305 00:17:05,781 --> 00:17:08,766 What if her lack of arousal had nothing to do with their fight? 306 00:17:08,891 --> 00:17:11,369 Sjogren's would inhibit her normal secretions. 307 00:17:15,791 --> 00:17:17,223 Sorry for keeping you up. 308 00:17:17,348 --> 00:17:19,274 I thought it better not to wait till morning. 309 00:17:19,399 --> 00:17:20,449 No problem. 310 00:17:20,723 --> 00:17:22,023 I'm a night owl. 311 00:17:23,855 --> 00:17:27,165 So you think I might have this Sjogren's 312 00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:29,017 'cause of my lack of discharge? 313 00:17:30,369 --> 00:17:32,098 It's lucky you wrote about that. 314 00:17:32,266 --> 00:17:34,642 A little crazy, you're thinking, to share that much? 315 00:17:34,810 --> 00:17:35,810 Not crazy. 316 00:17:35,935 --> 00:17:39,135 Unusual to be so intimate with people you don't know. 317 00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:40,648 But I do know them. 318 00:17:40,816 --> 00:17:42,525 They read my blog, I comment on theirs. 319 00:17:42,693 --> 00:17:45,853 Cause you haven't met someone physically doesn't mean you don't know them. 320 00:17:45,978 --> 00:17:47,778 Are you in a relationship? 321 00:17:49,532 --> 00:17:52,135 - It recently ended. - I'm sorry. 322 00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:54,460 Lie flat on your back all the way. 323 00:17:58,572 --> 00:18:00,452 You saw each other every day, right? 324 00:18:00,577 --> 00:18:02,454 Did you tell her about what you were thinking? 325 00:18:02,579 --> 00:18:05,410 Or did you just talk about where you were going to dinner 326 00:18:05,535 --> 00:18:07,685 and who needed to do the laundry? 327 00:18:08,775 --> 00:18:11,554 Is that what your relationship with Taylor is like? 328 00:18:13,332 --> 00:18:14,582 Maybe a little. 329 00:18:15,424 --> 00:18:17,727 You know, he's great, but sometimes it's easier 330 00:18:17,895 --> 00:18:20,201 to open up to people who aren't looking at you. 331 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,592 Lie flat for the X-ray. 332 00:18:23,717 --> 00:18:25,693 I'm not comfortable on my back. 333 00:18:25,861 --> 00:18:28,884 - Can't we do it this way? - Did you strain a muscle? 334 00:18:31,696 --> 00:18:32,846 What's wrong? 335 00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:41,347 I've booked her in for heart surgery. 336 00:18:41,472 --> 00:18:42,835 I was doing a sialogram 337 00:18:43,003 --> 00:18:44,721 and she didn't wanna lie on her back. 338 00:18:44,846 --> 00:18:48,299 That's a complaint you hear from people with heart valve issues, it fits. 339 00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:51,970 Sjogren's damaged her heart, causing clotting and kidney problems. 340 00:18:52,138 --> 00:18:54,889 You based all that on the fact that she didn't want to lie down? 341 00:18:55,057 --> 00:18:59,310 That, and the cardiac echo I performed after she didn't want to lie down. 342 00:19:01,605 --> 00:19:03,731 Her mitral valve is nearly gone. 343 00:19:03,899 --> 00:19:05,899 Which means she's nearly gone. 344 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:09,727 God, you're pretty. 345 00:19:12,780 --> 00:19:16,784 We can replace the mitral valve with a pig valve or with a plastic one. 346 00:19:17,638 --> 00:19:19,088 From an actual pig? 347 00:19:19,727 --> 00:19:22,500 It's the better choice if you want to have children someday. 348 00:19:22,855 --> 00:19:25,188 A plastic valve requires you to be on anticoagulants, 349 00:19:25,313 --> 00:19:26,671 which cause birth defects. 350 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,383 On the other hand, the pig valve wears out quickly, 351 00:19:30,551 --> 00:19:33,094 so you'd need another heart surgery in ten years. 352 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,518 I know you're on the fence about having kids, 353 00:19:35,643 --> 00:19:37,223 but Taylor really wants them. 354 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:40,852 It's in the blog. 355 00:19:41,323 --> 00:19:44,147 You will need to agree on that decision earlier than planned. 356 00:19:53,745 --> 00:19:54,995 It's your call. 357 00:19:58,101 --> 00:19:59,620 Can you pass me my laptop? 358 00:20:00,665 --> 00:20:02,562 - Seriously? - I want some feedback. 359 00:20:02,687 --> 00:20:04,790 You really think that asking strangers 360 00:20:04,915 --> 00:20:08,004 for some off-the-top-of-their-head response is gonna be helpful here? 361 00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:10,174 A lot of your readers are into animal rights. 362 00:20:10,299 --> 00:20:12,216 They've got you 2/3 of the way to vegan. 363 00:20:12,384 --> 00:20:15,354 What are they gonna say about you buying your life with thatof a pig? 364 00:20:15,479 --> 00:20:17,345 Whatever they say, I don't have to do it. 365 00:20:17,470 --> 00:20:20,928 It won't work out that way, And we're gonna have to live with this. 366 00:20:21,852 --> 00:20:23,644 Please, Frankie. 367 00:20:24,110 --> 00:20:25,410 Don't tell them. 368 00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:30,693 If I start picking and choosing, I'm being dishonest. 369 00:20:31,679 --> 00:20:32,679 I'm sorry. 370 00:21:05,096 --> 00:21:07,688 Though I should thank whoever taught you how to please a woman. 371 00:21:13,283 --> 00:21:15,333 Maybe it was the forest nymphs. 372 00:21:22,353 --> 00:21:24,203 Get my Vertigo poster back. 373 00:21:28,498 --> 00:21:30,648 Be not afraid, it's exact change. 374 00:21:40,238 --> 00:21:42,688 I'm looking to get something on House. 375 00:21:43,309 --> 00:21:46,227 Couldn't you just ask the love nymphs for the secret? 376 00:21:46,395 --> 00:21:49,515 Don't! My mission is to find something 377 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:53,140 House would not like to see made public and make it public. 378 00:21:54,891 --> 00:21:55,891 In. 379 00:21:56,953 --> 00:21:59,073 You know him better than anyone, why do you need me? 380 00:21:59,241 --> 00:22:01,117 He'd leave nothing secret around the condo. 381 00:22:01,285 --> 00:22:02,994 You've worked in the same office. 382 00:22:03,162 --> 00:22:04,762 On and off, for years. 383 00:22:05,456 --> 00:22:06,506 Think back. 384 00:22:06,631 --> 00:22:08,166 Any odd phone calls 385 00:22:08,334 --> 00:22:09,757 or visitors from the past? 386 00:22:09,882 --> 00:22:11,919 He brings prostitutes into the hospital, 387 00:22:12,087 --> 00:22:15,134 and he gambles with bookies 'cause he's too lazy to go to the OTB. 388 00:22:15,259 --> 00:22:16,959 And you're asking for... 389 00:22:23,194 --> 00:22:25,057 He's reading The Golden Bowl. 390 00:22:25,866 --> 00:22:27,116 By Henry Kames? 391 00:22:28,687 --> 00:22:30,537 He's not really reading it. 392 00:22:31,786 --> 00:22:32,899 I don't understand. 393 00:22:33,248 --> 00:22:36,903 That book's at least 400 pages long. What he's reading is half that thick. 394 00:22:37,331 --> 00:22:40,331 Maybe he's reading a version with a smaller font. 395 00:22:41,451 --> 00:22:43,075 He's not using his glasses. 396 00:22:44,027 --> 00:22:45,077 Good point. 397 00:22:45,561 --> 00:22:47,038 He took the cover off 398 00:22:47,206 --> 00:22:50,760 and put it onto this other book so no one'd know what he was reading. 399 00:22:50,885 --> 00:22:53,135 Whatever it is, he's ashamed of it. 400 00:23:02,593 --> 00:23:04,243 I'm going with plastic. 401 00:23:04,736 --> 00:23:06,349 It just makes more sense. 402 00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:08,518 I don't want another operation later. 403 00:23:08,686 --> 00:23:10,353 That's not why you're doing this. 404 00:23:13,047 --> 00:23:16,442 When you were first telling me about why you love the Internet, you said 405 00:23:16,610 --> 00:23:18,402 that no one has to be alone again. 406 00:23:18,570 --> 00:23:20,820 Whoever you are, whatever you love, 407 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,219 you can connect with someone. 408 00:23:23,344 --> 00:23:25,670 If you want to recreate the Boston tea party 409 00:23:25,795 --> 00:23:28,064 while dressed as imperial storm troopers, 410 00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:31,165 you can find ten people in the world that have always wanted to do that. 411 00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:32,818 That hasn't changed. 412 00:23:33,292 --> 00:23:34,377 But you have. 413 00:23:34,954 --> 00:23:38,172 This thing that you do, it's not about connection anymore. 414 00:23:38,340 --> 00:23:40,983 It's about an audience. It's a performance, 415 00:23:41,108 --> 00:23:43,405 and you've got one eye on the number of hits. 416 00:23:43,725 --> 00:23:46,725 You've turned our lives into their entertainment. 417 00:23:51,644 --> 00:23:54,394 You're smart, you're fun to read, it's okay. 418 00:23:56,316 --> 00:23:58,066 But don't give them this. 419 00:24:01,779 --> 00:24:03,379 Or if you do, don't... 420 00:24:04,285 --> 00:24:05,835 Expect me to be here. 421 00:24:13,542 --> 00:24:16,168 It's a good cover choice, it's not like anyone would pick it up. 422 00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:18,212 It's Cameron's favorite book. 423 00:24:18,586 --> 00:24:22,300 - I don't even know what it's about. - Don't do that to yourself. 424 00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:24,844 What the hell? 425 00:24:29,671 --> 00:24:33,346 Giving him a computer is like giving plutonium to Dr. No. 426 00:24:34,209 --> 00:24:35,209 Got it. 427 00:24:39,941 --> 00:24:42,855 Step by step: Sermons for everyday life? 428 00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:51,245 These are literal sermons, written by a minister. 429 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,499 Loving thy neighbor even when hisstereo is keeping you up at night. 430 00:24:55,937 --> 00:24:58,302 - Why would he read this? - Why would he hide it? 431 00:24:58,427 --> 00:25:00,432 He reads the Bible, he reads the Koran, 432 00:25:00,557 --> 00:25:03,128 he says he likes to know what mistakes people are making. 433 00:25:03,867 --> 00:25:05,259 You think he's sincere? 434 00:25:05,427 --> 00:25:07,136 That he's getting something out of this? 435 00:25:07,478 --> 00:25:08,628 I don't know. 436 00:25:09,723 --> 00:25:11,073 What a hypocrite. 437 00:25:12,565 --> 00:25:15,365 How can we use this in a cruel yet funny way? 438 00:25:16,325 --> 00:25:17,525 You know what? 439 00:25:20,031 --> 00:25:21,981 Don't mention this to anyone. 440 00:25:23,983 --> 00:25:25,433 What was the point? 441 00:25:32,154 --> 00:25:34,414 Are you gonna be here when I wake up? 442 00:25:40,334 --> 00:25:42,534 I hate that you don't have a blog. 443 00:25:43,931 --> 00:25:46,235 I hate that I don't know what you're thinking. 444 00:25:47,716 --> 00:25:49,816 Let's not get into it right now. 445 00:25:50,376 --> 00:25:52,626 We need to get you through surgery. 446 00:25:53,962 --> 00:25:56,434 I don't wanna go in there knowing that you'll stick with me 447 00:25:56,559 --> 00:25:58,439 'cause that's what good guys do, 448 00:25:58,731 --> 00:26:02,316 - But once I'm better, you'll be gone. - Let's not get into it now. 449 00:26:04,569 --> 00:26:05,569 It hurts. 450 00:26:06,109 --> 00:26:08,114 - Is it her heart? - No, it's here. 451 00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:14,704 Get her inside. 452 00:26:22,136 --> 00:26:24,712 Your appendix burst, we had to remove it. 453 00:26:24,837 --> 00:26:28,037 And the biopsy confirms it was full of abnormal cells 454 00:26:28,162 --> 00:26:29,912 consistent with lymphoma. 455 00:26:34,507 --> 00:26:35,707 I have cancer? 456 00:26:36,331 --> 00:26:38,728 We've postponed putting in the new valve. 457 00:26:38,896 --> 00:26:41,396 I guess we do chemo and all that stuff? 458 00:26:42,539 --> 00:26:44,525 Apparently you've had this for some time. 459 00:26:44,783 --> 00:26:47,361 When your appendix burst, it was like a dam giving way. 460 00:26:47,529 --> 00:26:49,697 The cells went streaming throughout your body. 461 00:26:50,344 --> 00:26:52,700 So you'll treat, but you don't expect it to work. 462 00:26:53,309 --> 00:26:54,702 That's why no valve. 463 00:26:55,022 --> 00:26:56,272 It's pointless. 464 00:26:56,397 --> 00:26:59,623 Our dean of medicine has approved an experimental treatment. 465 00:26:59,791 --> 00:27:02,251 We use your unique cancer cell signature 466 00:27:02,419 --> 00:27:04,567 to create a targeted lymphoma vaccine. 467 00:27:04,692 --> 00:27:07,032 Okay, so that'll cure me? 468 00:27:07,310 --> 00:27:10,217 Well, we're not actually sure what it'll do, 469 00:27:10,385 --> 00:27:12,673 but the intention is to train your immune system 470 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:15,767 to recognize and kill cells bearing the same malignant signature 471 00:27:15,892 --> 00:27:17,869 while leaving healthy cells alone. 472 00:27:18,273 --> 00:27:20,023 But, as Dr. Foreman says, 473 00:27:20,270 --> 00:27:21,577 it's experimental. 474 00:27:21,702 --> 00:27:22,702 I see. 475 00:27:22,898 --> 00:27:24,774 Without it, what time are we talking about? 476 00:27:24,942 --> 00:27:27,962 - An exact prognosis is impossible. - How about a guess? 477 00:27:28,087 --> 00:27:29,487 Something, please. 478 00:27:31,442 --> 00:27:34,142 Based on people in situations like yours... 479 00:27:34,463 --> 00:27:35,613 Maybe a year. 480 00:27:39,747 --> 00:27:40,747 Baby, 481 00:27:41,157 --> 00:27:43,317 whatever we have to do, we'll do. 482 00:27:43,759 --> 00:27:45,127 I can take care of you. 483 00:27:45,295 --> 00:27:46,845 I can work from home. 484 00:27:50,099 --> 00:27:51,199 Sounds good. 485 00:27:52,152 --> 00:27:53,774 Thank you for letting me know. 486 00:27:54,909 --> 00:27:57,181 We'll start with the treatment whenever it's ready. 487 00:28:04,130 --> 00:28:06,817 Is she being a good soldier, or is she in denial? 488 00:28:06,942 --> 00:28:09,070 Denial's not unusual for a first reaction. 489 00:28:09,195 --> 00:28:12,716 Or it could be a symptom. Some lymphomas affect cognition. 490 00:28:12,841 --> 00:28:14,863 If it is denial, she needs time to process. 491 00:28:14,988 --> 00:28:18,118 If it's a symptom, hopefully treatment with the vaccine will help. 492 00:28:27,728 --> 00:28:29,328 Can I borrow your car? 493 00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:35,553 She gave me the keys. 494 00:28:35,678 --> 00:28:37,659 You're a doctor. She was doing you a favor. 495 00:28:37,784 --> 00:28:39,695 She barely knows me. 496 00:28:40,142 --> 00:28:43,741 I've been deluding myself that I'm actually connecting with people. 497 00:28:48,449 --> 00:28:51,982 The first person I fell in love with turned out to be a total tool. 498 00:28:52,867 --> 00:28:55,196 I mean, he came across all funny and charming 499 00:28:55,321 --> 00:28:56,991 and thoughtful, but it was an act. 500 00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:00,160 He saw something he wanted, and he knew he had to behave a way to get it. 501 00:29:00,811 --> 00:29:04,290 In retrospect, the fact that I was 17 and he was 30 502 00:29:04,458 --> 00:29:05,868 should have been a clue. 503 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,660 Figuring out who people are takes time. 504 00:29:10,146 --> 00:29:12,666 It takes twice as much time if they're trying to impress you. 505 00:29:12,791 --> 00:29:15,626 Now I could take from this that anyone who loans me their car 506 00:29:15,751 --> 00:29:17,729 has an ulterior motive, or... 507 00:29:18,038 --> 00:29:20,888 I can accept that it's just a nice thing to do 508 00:29:21,603 --> 00:29:23,553 and take people as they come. 509 00:29:26,879 --> 00:29:28,824 You wanna do the first injection? 510 00:29:44,972 --> 00:29:47,791 Why are you reading a book by a unitarian minister? 511 00:29:48,635 --> 00:29:49,669 Book club. 512 00:29:49,794 --> 00:29:51,670 - Oprah was going on... - I'm serious. 513 00:29:52,038 --> 00:29:53,672 This... This is messed up. 514 00:29:54,715 --> 00:29:56,065 Patient wrote it. 515 00:29:56,242 --> 00:29:58,264 You've never treated a patient with this name. 516 00:29:58,389 --> 00:29:59,470 I looked it up. 517 00:30:01,546 --> 00:30:03,724 It's an assignment from my therapist. 518 00:30:03,892 --> 00:30:05,001 No, it wasn't. 519 00:30:05,285 --> 00:30:06,644 No one you respect 520 00:30:06,812 --> 00:30:08,913 would give you this and expect it to be helpful. 521 00:30:09,038 --> 00:30:11,440 - It's a book! - Of sermons. 522 00:30:11,608 --> 00:30:13,400 For anyone else, spiritually enlightening. 523 00:30:13,568 --> 00:30:16,558 For you, it's practically a psychotic break. 524 00:30:22,853 --> 00:30:25,959 I know that you have trouble sometimes with the pain 525 00:30:26,084 --> 00:30:28,163 without the vicodin. Is that it? 526 00:30:28,753 --> 00:30:30,336 Are you so out of options, 527 00:30:30,461 --> 00:30:33,212 you're looking for answers in what you consider irrationality? 528 00:30:33,972 --> 00:30:35,631 I'm all right. Trust me. 529 00:30:37,368 --> 00:30:40,886 Are you all right because you're back on vicodin? 530 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:43,930 I said, "trust me". 531 00:30:45,496 --> 00:30:47,309 I know this means something. 532 00:30:47,809 --> 00:30:48,909 Do you mind? 533 00:30:49,455 --> 00:30:50,948 I haven't finished it yet. 534 00:31:06,301 --> 00:31:07,636 Thanks for the gift. 535 00:31:08,335 --> 00:31:10,655 Obviously differs from my own personal beliefs, 536 00:31:10,780 --> 00:31:14,128 but if these stories have helped you through some spiritual turmoil... 537 00:31:15,151 --> 00:31:18,296 Read chapter six, entitled "shut the hell up". 538 00:31:18,421 --> 00:31:21,510 I appreciated the inscription about the benefits of prayer 539 00:31:21,678 --> 00:31:23,846 before medical treatments. I think it's great 540 00:31:24,014 --> 00:31:25,764 you've been called to witness by the Lord. 541 00:31:25,932 --> 00:31:27,632 Chapter two, "bite me". 542 00:31:33,653 --> 00:31:36,522 Thirteen's giving our patient her third vaccine injection. 543 00:31:36,647 --> 00:31:39,350 - She's responding well so far. - Where'd you get all these copies? 544 00:31:39,475 --> 00:31:41,238 - It's out of print. - I called the author. 545 00:31:41,406 --> 00:31:43,544 He's got cartons of the thing in his basement. 546 00:31:44,075 --> 00:31:45,617 You called him? What'd you say? 547 00:31:45,785 --> 00:31:48,533 That I knew some people who could benefit spiritually from the book. 548 00:31:48,658 --> 00:31:50,232 Did you mention me? 549 00:31:55,608 --> 00:31:56,710 Fever's at 104. 550 00:31:56,835 --> 00:31:58,962 The antibodies tripped her autoimmune response. 551 00:31:59,087 --> 00:32:00,788 The vaccine is killing her. 552 00:32:06,322 --> 00:32:09,293 Well, clearly it's not working. You have to stop the vaccine. 553 00:32:09,710 --> 00:32:12,269 Sure. Give up. Let her die on schedule. 554 00:32:12,437 --> 00:32:14,493 It's better than speeding up the schedule. 555 00:32:14,618 --> 00:32:15,962 How quickly did this come on? 556 00:32:16,087 --> 00:32:18,811 She was all right when I woke her this afternoon for the second injection. 557 00:32:18,936 --> 00:32:21,657 Of the stimulating agent, which, added to the first injection, 558 00:32:21,782 --> 00:32:23,887 switched her immune reaction into overdrive. 559 00:32:24,012 --> 00:32:25,460 Why was she sleeping? 560 00:32:26,936 --> 00:32:28,994 Who can sleep in a hospital during the daytime? 561 00:32:29,162 --> 00:32:31,789 I'm not surprised. She's tired. She's always been a night owl. 562 00:32:31,957 --> 00:32:34,322 Just by treating her, we've disrupted her schedule. 563 00:32:34,447 --> 00:32:36,200 Is that what her blog says? 564 00:32:36,325 --> 00:32:38,143 - She's a night owl? - No, she told me. 565 00:32:38,268 --> 00:32:40,506 In what tense? Is? Was? 566 00:32:40,803 --> 00:32:41,799 Will have been? 567 00:32:42,772 --> 00:32:43,801 I'm not sure. 568 00:32:44,223 --> 00:32:45,442 What are you onto? 569 00:32:45,567 --> 00:32:47,477 Look at the time stamp on this post. 570 00:32:47,952 --> 00:32:50,102 2:30 a.m. Here's one at 4:00 a.m. 571 00:32:50,227 --> 00:32:52,163 Whatever he's onto doesn't change the fact 572 00:32:52,288 --> 00:32:54,733 that she has lymphoma and we gave her a dangerous vaccine. 573 00:32:54,858 --> 00:32:56,359 - We need to... - Six months ago, 574 00:32:56,484 --> 00:32:58,273 she's posting in the daytime. 575 00:32:58,765 --> 00:33:00,415 Two years ago, daytime. 576 00:33:01,399 --> 00:33:03,831 - That's her natural rhythm. - Day-night reversal. 577 00:33:04,048 --> 00:33:06,704 - Sign of liver disease? - Which doesn't fit lymphoma. 578 00:33:06,829 --> 00:33:08,325 But we know she has lymphoma. 579 00:33:08,657 --> 00:33:11,768 We know she has the cell atypia that indicates lymphoma. 580 00:33:13,329 --> 00:33:14,679 Biopsy her liver. 581 00:33:22,003 --> 00:33:24,063 That was pretty cool what I did, right? 582 00:33:24,540 --> 00:33:25,990 You wanna make out? 583 00:33:31,308 --> 00:33:32,516 You don't have lymphoma. 584 00:33:32,684 --> 00:33:34,407 But my appendix was full of cancer cells. 585 00:33:34,532 --> 00:33:37,861 Your appendix was full of cells that showed a lymphocytic atypia. 586 00:33:38,095 --> 00:33:40,259 We now think they were a granulomatous buildup 587 00:33:40,384 --> 00:33:42,151 from some unknown cause. 588 00:33:45,184 --> 00:33:46,184 So... 589 00:33:47,563 --> 00:33:48,763 I'm not dying? 590 00:33:52,741 --> 00:33:55,622 You're actually dying more quickly than we thought. 591 00:33:56,870 --> 00:34:00,092 Unless we figure out what's causing your liver failure... 592 00:34:05,588 --> 00:34:07,425 You have three or four days. 593 00:34:16,673 --> 00:34:19,586 What the hell do you mean I have three or four days? 594 00:34:22,647 --> 00:34:24,347 Well, we're past denial. 595 00:34:53,679 --> 00:34:55,113 Maybe we didn't cause the fever. 596 00:34:55,238 --> 00:34:57,654 We gave her the vaccine, and her fever spiked. 597 00:34:57,779 --> 00:34:59,489 - Seems to me... - But it persisted 598 00:34:59,614 --> 00:35:01,743 after we took her off the vaccine. 599 00:35:01,868 --> 00:35:03,397 What if it's a new symptom? 600 00:35:06,789 --> 00:35:10,786 So we add fever to cell atypia, coagulopathy, kidney, heart, liver... 601 00:35:10,911 --> 00:35:12,699 - It has to be an infection. - Which one? 602 00:35:12,867 --> 00:35:15,100 No one she knows is sick. She hasn't traveled anywhere. 603 00:35:15,225 --> 00:35:17,710 There's nothing in the history. Nothing in her blog. 604 00:35:17,835 --> 00:35:19,873 There has to be something unique to this infection. 605 00:35:20,041 --> 00:35:22,334 Something about its transmission and the way it manifests. 606 00:35:22,726 --> 00:35:25,060 There has to be something she's not telling us. 607 00:35:25,185 --> 00:35:26,213 There isn't. 608 00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:30,017 She's told us, and everyone else, everything. 609 00:35:35,060 --> 00:35:37,610 Start her on broad-spectrum antibiotics. 610 00:35:39,399 --> 00:35:41,147 Since we know everything, 611 00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:43,814 we might as well treat for everything. 612 00:36:44,817 --> 00:36:48,253 I picked up a copy of the book that Chase left in the lounge. 613 00:36:50,153 --> 00:36:51,583 If you're gonna be this way, 614 00:36:51,708 --> 00:36:53,560 I'm not gonna invite you to my baptism. 615 00:36:53,801 --> 00:36:56,210 First time I'd seen the real dust jacket. 616 00:36:56,505 --> 00:36:59,556 The inside back flap, there was a picture of the author. 617 00:37:00,187 --> 00:37:03,115 Imagine how surprised I was when I recognized him. 618 00:37:04,029 --> 00:37:06,429 Your biological father is a minister? 619 00:37:07,970 --> 00:37:11,233 Natural selection is not an infallible force. 620 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:15,410 I don't get it. 621 00:37:16,889 --> 00:37:19,133 Okay, he was a friend of the family. 622 00:37:19,258 --> 00:37:21,158 You'd only known him when you were a kid. 623 00:37:21,283 --> 00:37:23,503 But if you wanted to meet him now, 624 00:37:23,628 --> 00:37:26,741 get an idea of what he's like, why not just go talk to him? 625 00:37:28,508 --> 00:37:31,296 "Hi, it's Greg. You slept with my mother." 626 00:37:31,980 --> 00:37:33,427 You're capable of it. 627 00:37:34,590 --> 00:37:36,349 I was mildly curious. 628 00:37:36,474 --> 00:37:38,535 Enough to read a book, not make a phone call. 629 00:37:38,660 --> 00:37:41,772 Please. You didn't read this. You studied it. 630 00:37:42,051 --> 00:37:42,808 Why? 631 00:37:43,536 --> 00:37:46,193 All your life, you've thought this was crap. 632 00:37:47,145 --> 00:37:48,863 You can't suddenly turn around 633 00:37:48,988 --> 00:37:51,982 and build a whole new worldview based on crap. 634 00:37:53,916 --> 00:37:54,916 Crap. 635 00:37:58,783 --> 00:38:01,944 You better not be faking this just to get out of a tough conversation. 636 00:38:07,610 --> 00:38:08,710 Do you poop? 637 00:38:11,893 --> 00:38:14,255 Come on. Everybody poops. 638 00:38:14,522 --> 00:38:16,302 I read the book in medical school. 639 00:38:16,427 --> 00:38:19,302 - Sinkers or floaters? - This is the wizard. 640 00:38:19,766 --> 00:38:22,611 Greasy and soft or hard and pellet-like? 641 00:38:30,135 --> 00:38:32,146 Floaters and... 642 00:38:33,189 --> 00:38:34,500 the first one. 643 00:38:36,359 --> 00:38:39,004 You just had to be so swoft. 644 00:38:40,799 --> 00:38:44,786 You're a hypocrite. No lies, no secrets, but everything stops at your colon. 645 00:38:45,042 --> 00:38:47,831 4,000 pages, not one word about bms. 646 00:38:47,999 --> 00:38:50,987 - I bet yours don't smell at all. - Nobody wants to hear about that stuff. 647 00:38:51,112 --> 00:38:53,753 People who don't really care about you don't. But doctors might. 648 00:38:54,060 --> 00:38:56,363 The icky stuff changed, right, a few months ago? 649 00:38:56,488 --> 00:38:57,722 I became a vegetarian. 650 00:38:57,847 --> 00:39:00,333 A lot of people misunderstand how a vegetarian diet works. 651 00:39:00,458 --> 00:39:02,512 You take in less unusable material, 652 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,140 and your waste gets more efficient. Harder and rounder. 653 00:39:05,308 --> 00:39:07,274 Just look at the feces of rabbits. 654 00:39:07,902 --> 00:39:09,889 - I think I might have some. - Malabsorption. 655 00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:12,147 Her system's not retaining the necessary nutrients. 656 00:39:12,315 --> 00:39:14,733 A G.I. infection causes malabsorption, 657 00:39:14,901 --> 00:39:16,474 granulomatous buildup of cells. 658 00:39:16,599 --> 00:39:18,943 It's not contagious since no one around her got sick... 659 00:39:19,068 --> 00:39:20,468 Whipple's disease. 660 00:39:21,787 --> 00:39:23,437 Let's split the credit. 661 00:39:23,832 --> 00:39:25,732 Start her on co-trimoxazole. 662 00:39:27,076 --> 00:39:28,826 We all need some secrets. 663 00:39:28,969 --> 00:39:31,664 As long as they don't kill us, they keep us safe and warm. 664 00:39:36,785 --> 00:39:37,785 I'm... 665 00:39:39,931 --> 00:39:41,331 I'm gonna be okay? 666 00:39:42,041 --> 00:39:45,040 You'll still need a new heart valve, and you'll be on meds for a few years, 667 00:39:45,165 --> 00:39:46,715 but, basically, yeah. 668 00:39:46,937 --> 00:39:48,058 Your odds are good. 669 00:40:04,603 --> 00:40:05,784 Thank God. 670 00:40:10,662 --> 00:40:12,956 I think I wanna go with the pig valve. 671 00:40:26,595 --> 00:40:28,682 I know you'll go crazy if you don't tell people. 672 00:40:29,372 --> 00:40:31,322 Thank god you're an enabler. 673 00:40:38,484 --> 00:40:40,639 Do you think people can actually know each other better 674 00:40:40,764 --> 00:40:42,279 on the internet than face-to-face? 675 00:40:42,447 --> 00:40:44,197 Faces can be distracting, 676 00:40:44,712 --> 00:40:47,922 but there's nothing better than looking into someone's eyes, and... 677 00:40:48,285 --> 00:40:49,786 everything that goes with that. 678 00:40:50,146 --> 00:40:51,296 I don't know. 679 00:40:51,794 --> 00:40:54,581 People meet, they like something superficial, 680 00:40:54,842 --> 00:40:57,575 and then they fill in the blanks with whatever they want to believe. 681 00:40:57,700 --> 00:40:59,129 Why are you so hung up on this? 682 00:40:59,297 --> 00:41:02,646 I refuse to believe it's all because you just noticed you have a nice face. 683 00:41:02,909 --> 00:41:04,509 You just came off a relationship. 684 00:41:04,677 --> 00:41:06,877 You know things go deeper than... 685 00:41:10,254 --> 00:41:11,935 Is that what this is about? 686 00:41:12,389 --> 00:41:13,768 You and Cameron? 687 00:41:15,455 --> 00:41:17,555 I was the one that pursued her. 688 00:41:18,237 --> 00:41:20,108 Maybe I was just filling in the blanks. 689 00:41:20,374 --> 00:41:21,374 Maybe... 690 00:41:23,434 --> 00:41:25,035 the first reaction was right. 691 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,161 We were just two people who were in proximity 692 00:41:27,286 --> 00:41:29,514 and found each other attractive, and I never... 693 00:41:29,639 --> 00:41:30,493 Paranoia. 694 00:41:31,083 --> 00:41:32,518 You felt something real. 695 00:41:32,643 --> 00:41:33,693 So did she. 696 00:41:34,244 --> 00:41:36,249 Don't try to take it back now. 697 00:41:38,799 --> 00:41:40,399 Can I borrow your car? 698 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,478 Why would it make more sense for you to read your father's book 699 00:41:54,603 --> 00:41:57,049 - than to go talk with him? - Can you write a book? 700 00:41:57,393 --> 00:41:59,187 So I can stop talking to you? 701 00:42:06,973 --> 00:42:08,896 You weren't looking for some big catharsis. 702 00:42:09,021 --> 00:42:12,046 You didn't want to hug the guy. You wanted to know how his head works. 703 00:42:12,171 --> 00:42:13,327 How he thinks. 704 00:42:13,651 --> 00:42:16,153 'Cause I'm fascinated with how ministers think. 705 00:42:16,499 --> 00:42:18,028 Because you're not ordinary. 706 00:42:18,153 --> 00:42:20,200 You're way out there on the fringe somewhere. 707 00:42:20,325 --> 00:42:23,238 I'm your best friend, and half the time, I don't understand you. 708 00:42:23,570 --> 00:42:24,697 You're alone. 709 00:42:24,822 --> 00:42:26,341 Been alone your whole life. 710 00:42:29,258 --> 00:42:31,402 When you read that book, you were hoping that 711 00:42:31,527 --> 00:42:34,122 somewhere, underneath all that talk of god, 712 00:42:34,247 --> 00:42:35,878 there would be a way of thinking, 713 00:42:36,003 --> 00:42:37,985 a mind that you could recognize. 714 00:42:38,110 --> 00:42:40,010 You wanted what we all want. 715 00:42:40,307 --> 00:42:42,886 The power to transform into any water-based object? 716 00:42:43,011 --> 00:42:46,361 To look across the gulf and know there's someone else like you. 717 00:42:48,527 --> 00:42:50,155 At least tell me this... 718 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,053 did you find something there? 719 00:42:53,351 --> 00:42:55,201 Underneath the God stuff... 720 00:42:56,539 --> 00:42:57,789 More God stuff. 721 00:43:03,427 --> 00:43:05,488 Get maintenance to take that down.