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My lords, and ladies.

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Today your queen will
choose her champion.

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Here, he will battle
for not only her honor,

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but for a title of his own.

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But only if he can defeat
the Captain of my guard,

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Sir Horace the Black!

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Sir William...

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Wouldst thou fight for my honor?

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To the death, your majesty.

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Let's hope it does
not come to that, eh?

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I choose Sir William
as my champion.

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Attack from his left side.

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I saw his squire

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bandaging that
shoulder this morning.

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I wish thee luck and strength.

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I fear I shall need all I can get.

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The Captain of my guard,

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Sir Horace the Black!

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Are you sure you wouldn't
like to reconsider

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your choice, my queen?

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I believe I chose rightly, my king.

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Huh!

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Brave knights,
in the honored tradition

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of our lands, have at ye!

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I fear you chose
most poorly, my love.

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William! William!

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William! William!

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William?

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What is it?

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Your eyes.

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William?

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We need an ambulance at
the Camden Fairgrounds.

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— Sync by elderman —
— for addic7ed.Com —

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You're new.

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You're naked.

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And, for the record,

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a little bit cold.

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I'm sorry, I didn't know
that anyone was home.

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James had an early call,
and I was just leaving.

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Without breakfast?

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I'm fine, thanks.

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I'm Sam, by the way.

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House. Nice to meet you.

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It'd be nicer if you'd put this on.

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So you and Wilson...

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thought you were staying
in New York last night.

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Sorry, must have missed

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the "if this trailer be a-rockin'"

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sign out front.

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I'm really late, so if there's

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any chance that
we can

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pretend this never happened,

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I'd be completely fine with that.

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An eight-year-old
with bleeding ears.

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I'll see your bleeding ears

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and raise you a total
muscular degeneration.

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What the hell?

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I had a dream like this once.

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It didn't end well.

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Huzzah, my loyal peasants!

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House, what are you doing?

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Filling in for Rabbi Shmuhl
at the Goldstein bris.

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While I'm busy,

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you all can check out the Knight

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down in the E.R.,

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who, instead of seizing the throne,

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just seized.

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He works at a Renaissance Festival?

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Doesn't work there, he lives there

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as part of a wonderful
little troupe,

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who spend their weekends
reenacting a nobler age,

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when people crapped in the streets,

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and thirteen would have
been a grandmother.

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Weeks, not weekends.

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Says here he's been
camping out for a month.

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Try doing that with a pen.

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Why don't you put that down

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before you kill one of us?

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Better idea,

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why don't you give me
something I can use

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so I won't feel the need to?

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Seizure right after a fight
obviously suggests concussion.

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Obviously it isn't,

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or the E.R. wouldn't
have called House.

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A full set of armor would protect

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againt visible trauma,

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but not transmitted
concussive force.

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Could be a subdural hematoma.

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You're forgetting to demonize.

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An evil, satanic subdural hematoma.

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No.

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Two demon eyes.

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Hemorrhaging in the sclerae.

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Could be an allerg
ic reaction

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to something from the
Renaissance Fair.

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Which is why we need to
check out middle earth.

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Foreman, take Frodo

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and break bread with the Hobbits.

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I still think a
hematoma is more likely.

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That's why you and Chase
are gonna get an MRI.

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But you just—

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I said Frodo, not Gollum.

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Is he saying I have short legs

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or hairy feet?

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I don't even know who Frodo is.

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Who's the chick,
and why are you hiding her?

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You were home last night?

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And this morning.

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I bumped into your babe, naked.

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I told you to stay
out of my bathroom.

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I was in the kitchen.

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She was naked in the kitchen?

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I was naked.

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Why the hell were you
naked in the kitchen?

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Uh, it's not important right now.

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What is, is why you
didn't want me to meet her

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in the first place.

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Is she married?

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No.

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A patient?

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I don't have time for this.

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She used to be a man.

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House!

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She wants to be a man.

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Sam—it's a man's name,
short for...

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Samantha.

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The soulless harpy you were
married to before we met.

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People change, House.

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Sure. They get older,
ovaries start drying up,

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and nice guys like you
look attractive again.

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Listen, I know that,
in your own demented way,

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you think you're
looking out for me.

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But I have this.

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By this, you mean

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a sinking feeling in
the pit of the stomach.

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Fine. I get it.

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It's your life. You go screw it up.

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I can wait.

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For what?

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To tell you, "I told you so."

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No signs of hematoma.

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Brain looks completely normal.

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Normal, except for the fact

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that he likes to play dress-up.

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My Uncle used to pretend
he was King Leopold.

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I'm not pretending.

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Um, sorry about that.

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You don't really think
you're a Knight, do you?

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Being a Knight isn't a game.

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It's a lifestyle,

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and we do it every day,
not just when we play dress-up.

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We live by a code
and uphold ideals

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like loyalty, courage, humility.

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And the part where
you beat the crap

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out of each other in armor?

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That we do for fun.

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At least it was up until yesterday.

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Are—are we almost done?

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'Cause I'm feeling—

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let's get him out of there
before he aspirates.

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anything abnormal on the MRI?

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God's teeth,

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what strange manner
of garments be these?

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Okay, we'll be back soon.

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He consorts with tiny
demons in his hand.

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'Tis witchcraft,
i say!

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Do I look like I'm here
to play pretend with you?

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Relax, it's not personal.

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Just tell them you're
a time traveler

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or something.

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Well, if we're gonna be here,

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we might as well enjoy it.

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Our Knight just vomited
inside the MRI.

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Taub thinks it might
be food poisoning...

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which shouldn't be surprising—

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outdoor latrines,
food prep going on

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next to livestock.

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I hear you wish to speak with me,

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concerning Sir William.
How faireth he?

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Not well,

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or we wouldn't be here.

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A pox indeed is—

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Miles.

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We just thought it
was a concussion.

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He's gonna be okay, right?

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We need to look at the
area he was camping out in.

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And you might want to invest

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into a dental plan for the kingdom.

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You sure he got sick
from something here?

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We're not sure of
anything yet, but...

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What do you make of this?

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Hmm... looks like vomit.

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Means he was showing
symptoms prior to the fight.

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True, but I meant this.

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Oh, it's a cow eye.

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From the night before
the tournament.

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He makes the Knights

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eat all kinds of disgusting stuff.

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Why?

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He got the idea from
Fear Factor.

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Why didn't he mention it when
he checked into the hospital?

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I make them all take
an oath of secrecy

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about the ritual.

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William tends to take
his role as a Knight

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very seriously.

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Do you think

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that's what caused him to pass out?

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That's not exactly sanitary.

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Fun stuff never is.

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Serious bacterial

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food poisoning explains seizure

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and vomiting.

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A lumbar puncture could confirm.

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Except it's not food poisoning.

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If it was,

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the E.R. would look
like Camelot right now.

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All it takes

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is one bad eyeball.

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Or testicle,

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cow brain, or my personal favorite,

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pig rectum, with a side order

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of sphincter.

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I think they call that
breakfast in Australia.

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No one else was sick,

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because they weren't allerg
ic like he was.

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To what?

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That's what I sent you to
middle earth to find out.

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Run scratch tests for the
samples you brought back.

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That's gonna take time,
and he's getting worse.

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So treat him with epinephrine too.

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This should prevent
any more symptoms

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until we can figure out what
it is you're allergic to.

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Thanks.

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Told you you shouldn't
have eaten all that stuff.

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You know, you don't have to stay.

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I'm sure you and
Miles are crazy busy,

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what with the wedding and all.

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Miles said we could
postpone it until—

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don't worry. I'll be fine.

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I'll be there.

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I just hope you have
a good photographer,

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'cause I don't think the standard

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red-eye filter is
gonna work on these.

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I need your right arm.

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That, uh...

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Feels—

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feels strange.

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What is it? What's wrong?

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His heart rate's become irregular.

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My—my chest hurts.
It feels like it's gonna explode.

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Tachycardia—we need to
shock him back into rhythm.

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Oh, my God, William.

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I need his gown open.

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00:14:10,848 --> 00:14:13,650
What is— what is that stuff?

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I don't know.

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It's definitely not an allergy,

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or the eppy would have helped him,
not made him worse.

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Unless he's allergic and
allergic to the cure.

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Sodium bisulfite—

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the preservative that
keeps eppy peppy—

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can cause tachycardia.

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So can wolff-parkinson-white
syndrome,

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and it also causes
hemorrhaging in the eyes.

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And abnormal electrical
pathways in the heart,

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which could cause seizures.

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But not skin infections.

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There is an infection
that can cause

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skin and neurological
damage and spreads rapidly

269
00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:48,700
without treatment.

270
00:14:48,768 --> 00:14:51,537
Methicillin resistant
staphylococcus aureus?

271
00:14:51,604 --> 00:14:54,873
Lord have mrsa.

272
00:14:54,941 --> 00:14:56,608
You weren't wearing gloves
when we shocked his heart

273
00:14:56,676 --> 00:14:57,976
back into rhythm.

274
00:15:01,114 --> 00:15:02,681
I'm sure you'll be fine.

275
00:15:02,749 --> 00:15:05,450
You two get a sample
to the lab to confirm,

276
00:15:05,518 --> 00:15:06,885
you get the Knight into isolation

277
00:15:06,953 --> 00:15:08,153
and on I.V. antibiotics.

278
00:15:08,221 --> 00:15:11,423
You... stay away from me.

279
00:15:18,565 --> 00:15:19,932
Need to talk.

280
00:15:19,999 --> 00:15:21,500
About the mrsa? I know, we're—

281
00:15:21,568 --> 00:15:22,668
mrsa, shmrsa.

282
00:15:22,735 --> 00:15:24,436
Something important.

283
00:15:24,504 --> 00:15:26,338
Something you think
is more important

284
00:15:26,406 --> 00:15:27,773
than the potentially
lethal bacteria

285
00:15:27,841 --> 00:15:30,142
spreading like wildfire
through my hospital?

286
00:15:30,210 --> 00:15:31,677
Well, that narrows it down

287
00:15:31,744 --> 00:15:34,012
to something personal and stupid.

288
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,047
Wilson.

289
00:15:35,114 --> 00:15:36,515
Theory confirmed.

290
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,617
He is dating his
first wife. I know.

291
00:15:38,685 --> 00:15:40,752
I don't believe it.

292
00:15:40,820 --> 00:15:43,021
That he didn't ask
your permission first?

293
00:15:43,089 --> 00:15:44,456
No, that he's actually capable

294
00:15:44,524 --> 00:15:46,859
of keeping a secret from me.

295
00:15:46,926 --> 00:15:48,293
Well, you'd be surprised

296
00:15:48,361 --> 00:15:49,962
how many things Wilson
doesn't tell you.

297
00:15:50,029 --> 00:15:51,096
Would I?

298
00:15:51,164 --> 00:15:52,764
Like— Like how you slept

299
00:15:52,832 --> 00:15:54,967
with your father's
best friend or...

300
00:15:55,034 --> 00:15:56,301
I'm gonna kill him.

301
00:15:56,369 --> 00:15:58,337
You need to break them up.

302
00:15:58,404 --> 00:15:59,805
Forget it.

303
00:15:59,873 --> 00:16:01,173
So you'd rather sit back and watch

304
00:16:01,241 --> 00:16:04,543
while the evil blonde gorges
on Wilson's tender flesh

305
00:16:04,611 --> 00:16:07,379
and then tosses out his bones
like she did the last time?

306
00:16:07,447 --> 00:16:11,683
You remember what he
was like after that?

307
00:16:11,751 --> 00:16:12,885
Yes, I do.

308
00:16:12,952 --> 00:16:15,387
Well, then do something.

309
00:16:15,455 --> 00:16:17,222
God knows he's not
gonna listen to me.

310
00:16:17,290 --> 00:16:19,224
You, on the other hand,
have decades of experience

311
00:16:19,292 --> 00:16:23,095
dating and being
attracted to losers.

312
00:16:23,162 --> 00:16:25,197
Obviously, I don't include myself.
You know what happens

313
00:16:25,265 --> 00:16:27,633
when you interfere in other
people's relationships?

314
00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:30,402
Of course. I do it all the time.

315
00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:32,838
Hmm, I see your point.

316
00:16:32,906 --> 00:16:35,073
That is why I'm
staying out of this.

317
00:16:35,141 --> 00:16:36,942
You force him to choose,

318
00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:39,077
you might not like the answer.

319
00:16:47,053 --> 00:16:50,222
He doesn't seem to be
in as much pain anymore.

320
00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:51,490
That's good, but we won't be

321
00:16:51,557 --> 00:16:52,824
out of the woods for sure

322
00:16:52,892 --> 00:16:54,559
until the blisters start to recede.

323
00:16:54,627 --> 00:16:56,361
Hey, I'm really thirsty.

324
00:16:56,429 --> 00:16:57,996
You mind getting me a soda?

325
00:16:58,064 --> 00:16:59,498
Sure, I'll be right back.

326
00:17:04,537 --> 00:17:06,471
What's wrong?

327
00:17:06,539 --> 00:17:08,840
The pain in my chest,
it's getting worse.

328
00:17:08,908 --> 00:17:10,175
Just now?

329
00:17:10,243 --> 00:17:12,744
No, I didn't want to worry her.

330
00:17:15,515 --> 00:17:16,982
So how long have you
been in love with her?

331
00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:18,717
What?

332
00:17:18,785 --> 00:17:20,385
No, we're just friends.

333
00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:21,787
Seriously.

334
00:17:25,124 --> 00:17:26,825
Since the first time I saw her.

335
00:17:26,893 --> 00:17:29,461
Why don't you tell her?

336
00:17:29,529 --> 00:17:31,763
She's engaged to my friend.
The King?

337
00:17:31,831 --> 00:17:34,566
Haven't seen him visiting
or sitting by your bedside.

338
00:17:34,634 --> 00:17:36,668
He has responsibilities. Yeah.

339
00:17:36,736 --> 00:17:39,037
I'm guessing the Queen does too.

340
00:17:39,105 --> 00:17:42,908
What kind of Knight
steals his friend's bride?

341
00:17:42,976 --> 00:17:45,610
I hate that I even think about it.

342
00:17:45,678 --> 00:17:47,212
You're not a Knight.

343
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,348
You're just a guy.

344
00:17:51,985 --> 00:17:54,853
But I want to be more than that.

345
00:17:56,856 --> 00:17:58,757
Ow.

346
00:17:58,825 --> 00:18:01,026
Your chest? No, my—my back.

347
00:18:01,094 --> 00:18:04,396
Feels like there's a knife in it.

348
00:18:04,464 --> 00:18:06,565
Is the infection spreading?

349
00:18:06,632 --> 00:18:07,733
It's not mrsa.

350
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,968
It looks like some sort

351
00:18:10,036 --> 00:18:12,037
of clostridial organism.

352
00:18:12,105 --> 00:18:14,072
Question is,
which type of clostridium?

353
00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:16,174
There's hundreds.

354
00:18:16,242 --> 00:18:18,510
C. Perfringens?

355
00:18:18,578 --> 00:18:20,212
Wouldn't account for
his other symptoms.

356
00:18:20,279 --> 00:18:21,646
C. Tetani, on the other hand...

357
00:18:21,714 --> 00:18:24,449
Tetanus, he—he would have
been inoculated against it.

358
00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:26,485
So he cut himself and
didn't get a booster shot.

359
00:18:26,552 --> 00:18:29,354
The guy fights people
with swords for fun.

360
00:18:29,422 --> 00:18:31,189
No one said he's smart.

361
00:18:31,257 --> 00:18:32,791
They don't just fight for fun.

362
00:18:32,859 --> 00:18:34,526
They fight to prove their bravery.

363
00:18:34,594 --> 00:18:37,662
You're buying this honor stuff?

364
00:18:37,730 --> 00:18:41,733
Fighting's not brave.
It's just stupid.

365
00:18:41,801 --> 00:18:44,236
You would say that.

366
00:18:44,303 --> 00:18:46,104
You think I've never
been in a fight?

367
00:18:46,172 --> 00:18:47,305
No, I just think
you've never won one.

368
00:18:47,373 --> 00:18:50,275
I took on three guys
in college once.

369
00:18:50,343 --> 00:18:52,110
Hope they bought you dinner first.

370
00:18:52,178 --> 00:18:53,478
It's not mrsa.

371
00:18:53,546 --> 00:18:54,813
I know, it's poison Ivy.

372
00:18:54,881 --> 00:18:56,014
Poison Ivy?

373
00:18:56,082 --> 00:18:58,150
A severe reaction could
cause the blisters

374
00:18:58,217 --> 00:18:59,451
and maybe irritate his eyes enough

375
00:18:59,519 --> 00:19:00,619
to cause the hemorrhaging,

376
00:19:00,686 --> 00:19:03,321
but the chest pain and seizures...

377
00:19:03,389 --> 00:19:04,689
They have bonfires every night.

378
00:19:04,757 --> 00:19:07,125
The burning leaves
aerosolizes the oil.

379
00:19:07,193 --> 00:19:08,860
We've seen what it's done to t
he outside of his body.

380
00:19:08,928 --> 00:19:09,995
Imagine what it's doing

381
00:19:10,063 --> 00:19:11,396
to his lungs and his sinuses.

382
00:19:11,464 --> 00:19:13,832
Okay, maybe it remotely fits,
but I'd rather go

383
00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:15,600
with scientific evidence
than with your gut.

384
00:19:15,668 --> 00:19:19,171
How about this?

385
00:19:19,238 --> 00:19:21,973
Apparently,
it's all over his sword.

386
00:19:24,777 --> 00:19:26,144
It's his heart rate again.

387
00:19:26,212 --> 00:19:27,879
How fast is it?

388
00:19:27,947 --> 00:19:30,215
It's slowing, why aren't you-
it's not mrsa.

389
00:19:30,283 --> 00:19:31,950
I'm giving him 12 ccs epinephrine.

390
00:19:32,018 --> 00:19:34,019
He tested positive.
You'll blow his heart out!

391
00:19:34,087 --> 00:19:36,855
If it slows any more,
it's gonna stop.

392
00:19:39,926 --> 00:19:41,793
I told you.

393
00:19:47,867 --> 00:19:50,102
And I told you.

394
00:19:54,597 --> 00:19:56,231
That wasn't caused by poison Ivy.

395
00:19:56,299 --> 00:19:57,566
Or epinephrine.

396
00:19:57,634 --> 00:19:58,934
That means the heart
problem we ruled out,

397
00:19:59,002 --> 00:20:01,203
we now have to rule back in.

398
00:20:01,271 --> 00:20:03,472
We found clostridium
bacteria in the skin samples.

399
00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:04,807
Clostridium's in dirt

400
00:20:04,874 --> 00:20:06,241
and basically harmle
ss.

401
00:20:06,309 --> 00:20:08,777
But opportunistic,
if his immune system is depressed.

402
00:20:08,845 --> 00:20:10,279
Leukemia?

403
00:20:10,347 --> 00:20:12,247
He would have had symptoms way
before the Renaissance Festival.

404
00:20:12,315 --> 00:20:13,582
Which is true of anything

405
00:20:13,650 --> 00:20:15,351
that would compromise
his immune system,

406
00:20:15,418 --> 00:20:18,721
which means it has to be some
other environmental toxin.

407
00:20:18,788 --> 00:20:20,255
Yesterday he was a healthy Knight,

408
00:20:20,323 --> 00:20:21,657
today he's sleeping beauty.

409
00:20:21,725 --> 00:20:23,158
Nothing else fits.

410
00:20:23,226 --> 00:20:25,561
Trichinosis from
eating infected meat?

411
00:20:25,628 --> 00:20:26,929
We already ruled out food poisoni
ng.

412
00:20:26,996 --> 00:20:28,063
Both the butcher shop and t
he food stands

413
00:20:28,131 --> 00:20:29,932
at the fair were totally clean.

414
00:20:29,999 --> 00:20:31,467
Then he ate the poison apple somewhere el
se.

415
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,836
Or maybe you just missed it.

416
00:20:33,903 --> 00:20:35,537
Start treatment
for trichinosis

417
00:20:35,605 --> 00:20:38,140
and confirm with a muscle biopsy.

418
00:20:46,216 --> 00:20:48,817
Hey.

419
00:20:48,885 --> 00:20:50,686
I can't believe I'm
about to say this.

420
00:20:50,754 --> 00:20:52,988
Sam— told you so.

421
00:20:53,056 --> 00:20:54,757
No, she didn't dump me.

422
00:20:54,824 --> 00:20:56,759
She wants to get
to know you better.

423
00:20:56,826 --> 00:20:58,060
Damn it.

424
00:20:58,128 --> 00:20:59,428
I never should have
let her see me naked.

425
00:20:59,496 --> 00:21:00,963
It goes against all my instincts,

426
00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:02,531
but I said all right.

427
00:21:02,599 --> 00:21:04,099
Why?

428
00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:06,301
She thinks I was
hiding her from you.

429
00:21:06,369 --> 00:21:07,503
You were.

430
00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:09,738
I don't want her to know.

431
00:21:09,806 --> 00:21:11,640
So you're asking me to
condone a relationship

432
00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:14,877
based on lies and mistrust.

433
00:21:14,944 --> 00:21:16,445
Yeah.

434
00:21:16,513 --> 00:21:17,546
When and where?

435
00:21:17,614 --> 00:21:18,914
Tonight, Venezia, 8:00.

436
00:21:18,982 --> 00:21:20,716
What am I gonna wear?

437
00:21:20,784 --> 00:21:23,685
All my cereal boxes
are at the cleaners.

438
00:21:23,753 --> 00:21:26,321
House, listen.

439
00:21:26,389 --> 00:21:28,157
I know you're worried about me,

440
00:21:28,224 --> 00:21:30,559
and I also know that that
kind of unselfishness

441
00:21:30,627 --> 00:21:34,163
doesn't come naturally to you.

442
00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:35,531
But I don't want your help.

443
00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:37,032
I don't need your help.

444
00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:39,201
Just come to dinner

445
00:21:39,269 --> 00:21:42,371
and be your usual selfish self.

446
00:21:44,441 --> 00:21:46,942
How could I say no?

447
00:21:50,747 --> 00:21:52,981
Miles said he'd stop by later.

448
00:21:53,049 --> 00:21:54,817
No, tell him not to.

449
00:21:54,884 --> 00:21:56,752
I don't want to be seen like this.

450
00:21:56,820 --> 00:22:00,222
You're sick. That's nothing
to be ashamed of...

451
00:22:00,290 --> 00:22:02,090
Un-unless you're saying
you want me to leave.

452
00:22:02,158 --> 00:22:03,759
No, don't.

453
00:22:03,827 --> 00:22:06,161
I think he's saying

454
00:22:06,229 --> 00:22:08,664
it's different with you, Shannon.

455
00:22:08,731 --> 00:22:10,132
It's a guy thing-
- they don't like showing weakness

456
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,300
in front of each other.

457
00:22:11,367 --> 00:22:14,136
Right, William?

458
00:22:14,204 --> 00:22:15,370
Right.

459
00:22:15,438 --> 00:22:17,673
Maybe when I'm feeling
a little better.

460
00:22:19,042 --> 00:22:20,476
I'm gonna take a small sample

461
00:22:20,543 --> 00:22:22,778
of your muscle tissue here.

462
00:22:22,846 --> 00:22:24,246
Do you mind waiting
outside for this?

463
00:22:24,314 --> 00:22:25,347
Don't hurt him.

464
00:22:25,415 --> 00:22:27,015
He's safe with me.

465
00:22:32,155 --> 00:22:34,022
I thought you were gonna tell her.

466
00:22:34,090 --> 00:22:35,924
It's not my call,
but if you ask me,

467
00:22:35,992 --> 00:22:38,026
she's waiting for you to.

468
00:22:38,094 --> 00:22:40,762
Knights are supposed
to be selfless.

469
00:22:40,830 --> 00:22:43,732
Right, they conquered
countries and built Castles

470
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,300
by being selfless.

471
00:22:45,368 --> 00:22:47,002
Bravery and loyalty
are great qualities

472
00:22:47,070 --> 00:22:48,604
for soldiers.

473
00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:50,072
If you want to be King,

474
00:22:50,139 --> 00:22:52,774
sometimes you have to be
willing to take what's yours.

475
00:22:52,842 --> 00:22:53,709
Ah!

476
00:22:57,547 --> 00:22:58,947
She's not mine.

477
00:22:59,015 --> 00:23:01,850
She's not his either...

478
00:23:01,918 --> 00:23:03,318
Not yet.

479
00:23:10,827 --> 00:23:14,062
It's just dinner. Relax.

480
00:23:14,130 --> 00:23:15,464
Trust me, there is no "just"

481
00:23:15,532 --> 00:23:16,665
when House is involved.

482
00:23:16,733 --> 00:23:18,567
We're in the middle
of a restaurant.

483
00:23:18,635 --> 00:23:20,869
What could he possibly...

484
00:23:20,937 --> 00:23:23,805
Do?

485
00:23:23,873 --> 00:23:28,076
That.

486
00:23:28,144 --> 00:23:29,511
Sorry we're late.

487
00:23:29,579 --> 00:23:30,812
But you know girls.

488
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,915
Always fiddling with the
hair and the makeup.

489
00:23:32,982 --> 00:23:35,484
James, Sam... this is Sarah.

490
00:23:35,552 --> 00:23:36,852
It's nice to meet you.
Horace has told me all—

491
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,186
House.

492
00:23:38,254 --> 00:23:41,623
House... has told me all about you.

493
00:23:41,691 --> 00:23:43,025
It's nice to meet you.

494
00:23:48,464 --> 00:23:51,333
What's the diagnosis?

495
00:23:51,401 --> 00:23:53,368
His muscle biopsy is clean.

496
00:23:53,436 --> 00:23:54,937
It's not trichinosis.

497
00:23:55,004 --> 00:23:58,106
House was wrong,
this is not environmental.

498
00:23:58,174 --> 00:24:00,142
Or we screwed up and
missed something

499
00:24:00,209 --> 00:24:01,410
at the Renaissance Fair.

500
00:24:01,477 --> 00:24:02,711
You think we did?

501
00:24:02,779 --> 00:24:05,547
No, but I think House
will think we did.

502
00:24:05,615 --> 00:24:08,483
What could we have missed?

503
00:24:08,551 --> 00:24:10,018
Fungal infection?

504
00:24:10,086 --> 00:24:11,386
There's nothing in his blood work

505
00:24:11,454 --> 00:24:13,622
even remotely suggesting that.

506
00:24:13,690 --> 00:24:15,657
What if it's his symptoms?

507
00:24:15,725 --> 00:24:19,561
You wanna re-test every
sample we took for spores?

508
00:24:19,629 --> 00:24:21,263
We'll be here all night.

509
00:24:21,331 --> 00:24:22,364
Have you noticed how much pain

510
00:24:22,432 --> 00:24:23,966
he's been in lately?

511
00:24:24,033 --> 00:24:25,734
And that's relevant how?

512
00:24:25,802 --> 00:24:27,636
Extra pain means extra cranky,

513
00:24:27,704 --> 00:24:29,504
it means off his game.

514
00:24:29,572 --> 00:24:31,640
He's not gonna accept
this isn't environmental

515
00:24:31,708 --> 00:24:33,475
unless we give him no choice.

516
00:24:41,718 --> 00:24:43,318
I cannot believe you're
from Bloomington.

517
00:24:43,386 --> 00:24:46,822
I know, isn't it amazing?

518
00:24:46,889 --> 00:24:48,557
Yeah, delightful.

519
00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:49,925
Ignore him.

520
00:24:49,993 --> 00:24:51,393
He's just upset that
we're having fun.

521
00:24:51,461 --> 00:24:52,661
Do you remember that little bakery,

522
00:24:52,729 --> 00:24:55,130
the one with the amazing cupcakes?

523
00:24:55,198 --> 00:24:56,465
Gino's. Oh, yes!

524
00:24:56,532 --> 00:24:58,266
First stop, every time I go home.

525
00:24:58,334 --> 00:25:00,035
Oh, me too... Mmm!

526
00:25:00,103 --> 00:25:01,837
Remember that strip club?

527
00:25:01,904 --> 00:25:03,705
Girl, I used to work at that strip club.

528
00:25:09,045 --> 00:25:10,412
Where does it hurt, William?

529
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:11,813
My legs, it feels
like they're on fire!

530
00:25:25,865 --> 00:25:28,300
Rhabdomyolysis means his
kidneys are failing.

531
00:25:28,368 --> 00:25:30,269
Also means it's not environmental.

532
00:25:30,336 --> 00:25:32,738
We need to move on.

533
00:25:32,805 --> 00:25:34,039
I recommend we start with
a full cancer workup,

534
00:25:34,107 --> 00:25:35,541
starting with the—

535
00:25:35,608 --> 00:25:36,909
which one of you checked
out the apartment?

536
00:25:36,976 --> 00:25:38,076
House...

537
00:25:38,144 --> 00:25:39,511
His symptoms fit an environmental—

538
00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:40,913
the test results don't, we redid—

539
00:25:40,980 --> 00:25:42,948
search the apartment.

540
00:25:43,016 --> 00:25:44,082
He hasn't been there
in three weeks—

541
00:25:44,150 --> 00:25:45,117
go!

542
00:25:45,185 --> 00:25:46,218
Now!

543
00:25:50,723 --> 00:25:52,024
I liked him better
when he was on Vicodin.

544
00:25:52,091 --> 00:25:53,926
You and thirteen
check out his place.

545
00:25:53,993 --> 00:25:55,027
While you're wasting your time,

546
00:25:55,094 --> 00:25:56,261
we'll ultrasound the liver.

547
00:25:56,329 --> 00:25:57,229
If it's cancer,
it's as good a place

548
00:25:57,297 --> 00:25:58,664
as any to start.

549
00:26:04,137 --> 00:26:05,103
Hey.

550
00:26:05,171 --> 00:26:06,338
Hey.

551
00:26:11,711 --> 00:26:14,513
I hear House met Sam.

552
00:26:14,581 --> 00:26:15,681
First time, he was naked.

553
00:26:15,748 --> 00:26:17,015
The second time he
brought a transvestite

554
00:26:17,083 --> 00:26:18,550
prostitute to dinner.

555
00:26:18,618 --> 00:26:20,953
Overall, it could have been worse.

556
00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:24,690
Great.

557
00:26:24,757 --> 00:26:26,858
That's your reaction?

558
00:26:26,926 --> 00:26:27,926
What?

559
00:26:27,994 --> 00:26:30,362
Nudity, prostitute...

560
00:26:30,430 --> 00:26:31,630
Sorry, preoccupied.

561
00:26:35,635 --> 00:26:37,703
House said something to you,
didn't he?

562
00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:40,305
Nope. He didn't.

563
00:26:50,283 --> 00:26:51,617
It is a little crazy, though.

564
00:26:51,684 --> 00:26:53,785
I mean... isn't it?

565
00:26:53,853 --> 00:26:56,255
I mean... things seem
to be going great.

566
00:26:56,322 --> 00:26:57,656
But they seemed to be going great

567
00:26:57,724 --> 00:26:58,924
12 years ago.

568
00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:00,692
The good things are still good.

569
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,928
She's still smart, funny, gets me.

570
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:04,563
And she's less competitive.

571
00:27:04,631 --> 00:27:05,631
Either she's changed,
or I've changed.

572
00:27:05,698 --> 00:27:09,301
But, either way...

573
00:27:09,369 --> 00:27:10,669
Am I out of my mind?

574
00:27:14,907 --> 00:27:17,175
You never know what can happen.

575
00:27:17,243 --> 00:27:18,944
You might as well give it a chance.

576
00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:25,083
Yeah.

577
00:27:28,421 --> 00:27:29,855
Looks like you were right.

578
00:27:29,922 --> 00:27:33,292
Tumors... dozens of them.

579
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,927
Inside, and on the surface.

580
00:27:35,995 --> 00:27:37,195
Pull in closer.

581
00:27:43,703 --> 00:27:46,405
See that?

582
00:27:46,472 --> 00:27:48,540
What is that?

583
00:27:48,608 --> 00:27:49,841
I don't know.

584
00:27:49,909 --> 00:27:52,678
But it's definitely not cancer.

585
00:28:07,794 --> 00:28:09,594
Kitchen's clean.

586
00:28:09,662 --> 00:28:10,996
Bedroom as well.

587
00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:12,531
Most dangerous thing
in his medicine cabinet

588
00:28:12,598 --> 00:28:15,567
was dental floss.

589
00:28:15,635 --> 00:28:18,236
It's locked,
key wasn't on his ring.

590
00:28:18,304 --> 00:28:19,271
Do you honestly want to go back

591
00:28:19,339 --> 00:28:20,305
and tell House we didn't check

592
00:28:20,373 --> 00:28:22,541
every square inch of this place?

593
00:28:22,608 --> 00:28:25,310
Of course not.

594
00:28:37,323 --> 00:28:38,390
Ahem...

595
00:28:40,626 --> 00:28:41,993
My hero.

596
00:28:52,972 --> 00:28:54,506
What the hell is this?

597
00:28:56,442 --> 00:29:01,346
Either a secret entrance
to Hogwarts, or...

598
00:29:01,414 --> 00:29:04,783
our Knight... is a witch.

599
00:29:16,972 --> 00:29:19,840
Our Knight is into some
seriously creepy stuff.

600
00:29:19,908 --> 00:29:21,342
He claims it's just
sugar water but we sent

601
00:29:21,410 --> 00:29:22,944
the rest down to the
lab for testing.

602
00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:24,412
Do you think he poisoned himself?

603
00:29:24,479 --> 00:29:25,413
It's not poison,
we would have picked it up

604
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,014
in his blood work.

605
00:29:27,082 --> 00:29:28,549
Not if it collected
slowly in his liver

606
00:29:28,617 --> 00:29:31,652
and it all started leaking
into his system at once.

607
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,754
These tumors that aren't tumors,

608
00:29:33,822 --> 00:29:36,023
what if they're focal hepatic
lesions filled with blood?

609
00:29:36,091 --> 00:29:39,593
Every time one explodes it'd
be releasing another dose.

610
00:29:39,661 --> 00:29:41,362
Of what?

611
00:29:44,266 --> 00:29:46,567
Plumbum nigrum.

612
00:29:46,635 --> 00:29:47,868
You putting a hex on someone?

613
00:29:47,936 --> 00:29:49,737
It's latin, for black lead.

614
00:29:49,805 --> 00:29:52,206
Our Knight/Warlock

615
00:29:52,274 --> 00:29:55,009
apparently also dabbles in alchemy.

616
00:29:55,077 --> 00:29:56,444
Lead poisoning.

617
00:29:56,511 --> 00:29:58,212
Seizures, paralysis,
weak immune system,

618
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,014
and eventually, coma.

619
00:30:00,082 --> 00:30:01,882
Biopsy the cysts,
and you'll find your lead.

620
00:30:10,792 --> 00:30:12,059
You think we'll make the 7:30?

621
00:30:12,127 --> 00:30:13,260
I'm sorry, if I don't change,

622
00:30:13,328 --> 00:30:14,929
I'm gonna feel like
I'm at work all night.

623
00:30:14,997 --> 00:30:16,430
Yeah, I remember.

624
00:30:16,498 --> 00:30:18,032
Is it a problem?

625
00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:20,167
Not at all.

626
00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:25,573
In fact, if we hurry—

627
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,675
we will definitely
not make the 7:30.

628
00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:30,678
Well, there's always the 9:40.

629
00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:34,815
Hmm.

630
00:30:41,523 --> 00:30:42,656
Or not.

631
00:30:49,698 --> 00:30:51,032
Shouldn't you be at the hospital?

632
00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:53,034
Wouldn't need a team

633
00:30:53,101 --> 00:30:54,335
if I did all the work,
now, would I?

634
00:30:54,403 --> 00:30:55,469
Plus, I had to make you dinner.

635
00:30:55,537 --> 00:30:57,071
We have plans.

636
00:30:57,139 --> 00:31:00,908
I bet your plans don't
taste like this.

637
00:31:00,976 --> 00:31:03,144
Don't!

638
00:31:03,211 --> 00:31:06,881
House, whatever it is
that you're up to—

639
00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:08,416
I'm trying to be nice.

640
00:31:12,354 --> 00:31:14,188
What I did the other
night was juvenile.

641
00:31:14,256 --> 00:31:16,490
I'm sorry.

642
00:31:30,238 --> 00:31:31,405
Yeah.

643
00:31:31,473 --> 00:31:32,840
The souffle was amazing.

644
00:31:32,908 --> 00:31:34,275
It's my mom's recipe.

645
00:31:34,342 --> 00:31:37,244
Everything else, I got off the Web.

646
00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:39,013
Here's to the Internet.

647
00:31:39,081 --> 00:31:40,548
Where I found the lamb ragout,

648
00:31:40,615 --> 00:31:42,416
and you two found each other...

649
00:31:42,484 --> 00:31:43,484
Again.

650
00:31:43,552 --> 00:31:45,419
Well, it wasn't just the Internet.

651
00:31:45,487 --> 00:31:48,122
Yeah, more like divorce,
depression,

652
00:31:48,190 --> 00:31:49,990
therapy, more therapy,

653
00:31:50,058 --> 00:31:51,992
and the Internet.

654
00:31:52,060 --> 00:31:53,260
And here we are.

655
00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:54,261
Exactly.

656
00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:55,663
And here we are.

657
00:31:55,730 --> 00:31:59,400
Hmm.

658
00:31:59,468 --> 00:32:03,070
Well, I need to go to the bathroom.

659
00:32:03,138 --> 00:32:04,605
I think you're old enough, now.

660
00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:06,474
But if you would like me
to come along with you...

661
00:32:06,541 --> 00:32:09,210
I mean, is it safe to
leave the two of you?

662
00:32:09,277 --> 00:32:10,811
Come on, James. Enough, already.

663
00:32:10,879 --> 00:32:13,581
Yeah, James, I cook in peace.

664
00:32:13,648 --> 00:32:15,282
Okay.

665
00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:17,017
I'll be right back.

666
00:32:26,094 --> 00:32:29,997
You're a cold-hearted bitch,
who ripped his heart out.

667
00:32:30,065 --> 00:32:31,098
I watched him struggle
for years to overcome

668
00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:32,566
the damage you did.

669
00:32:32,634 --> 00:32:34,201
And there's no way I'm
going to just let you

670
00:32:34,269 --> 00:32:36,303
wheel him back in so you
can do it all over again.

671
00:32:41,877 --> 00:32:44,111
And all this?

672
00:32:44,179 --> 00:32:48,549
Phase two of getting
to know my enemy.

673
00:32:48,617 --> 00:32:51,185
You're wrong about me.

674
00:32:51,253 --> 00:32:53,754
But I'm glad now I don't
have to pretend to like you,

675
00:32:53,822 --> 00:32:56,123
except for when James
is standing next to me.

676
00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:57,892
Same here.

677
00:32:57,959 --> 00:33:03,597
Only difference is,
I'll outlast you.

678
00:33:03,665 --> 00:33:05,032
And scene.

679
00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:09,770
Well, it's too late for the movie.

680
00:33:09,838 --> 00:33:11,572
Wanna see what's on tv?

681
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,607
Absolutely.

682
00:33:13,675 --> 00:33:15,042
Love to.

683
00:33:22,317 --> 00:33:23,918
There wasn't any lead
present in his blood work

684
00:33:23,985 --> 00:33:25,452
or liver biopsy.

685
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,388
And his heart rate and bp are
getting even more erratic.

686
00:33:27,455 --> 00:33:29,323
We had to shock it
back into rhythm twice

687
00:33:29,391 --> 00:33:30,224
during the night.

688
00:33:34,462 --> 00:33:35,896
There's only one thing left to do.

689
00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:47,208
We're wasting our time.

690
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:50,044
Actually, I've already
gotten good value.

691
00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:51,445
I told you, there's nothing here

692
00:33:51,513 --> 00:33:53,080
that could have caused
any of his symptoms.

693
00:33:53,148 --> 00:33:54,348
No, you told me that
you couldn't find

694
00:33:54,416 --> 00:33:55,349
anything here that could be

695
00:33:55,417 --> 00:33:56,450
causing the symptoms.

696
00:33:56,518 --> 00:33:57,418
And now we're gonna
find something new

697
00:33:57,485 --> 00:33:58,619
because we're in costume?

698
00:33:58,687 --> 00:34:02,156
We looked everywhere,
tested everything.

699
00:34:02,224 --> 00:34:03,490
Just because Wilson's acting stupid

700
00:34:03,558 --> 00:34:05,359
doesn't mean we are.

701
00:34:05,427 --> 00:34:07,461
Do you think he's making a mistake?

702
00:34:07,529 --> 00:34:08,796
Of course.

703
00:34:08,863 --> 00:34:10,698
But he'll figure it out,
sooner or later.

704
00:34:10,765 --> 00:34:12,433
Hopefully after a few
weeks of great sex.

705
00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:14,568
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

706
00:34:14,636 --> 00:34:16,303
Wilson's not like us.

707
00:34:16,371 --> 00:34:17,338
He cares too much about people

708
00:34:17,405 --> 00:34:18,606
and their feelings.

709
00:34:18,673 --> 00:34:20,007
Thanks for the compliment.

710
00:34:20,075 --> 00:34:22,076
The code that our Knight
claims to live by,

711
00:34:22,143 --> 00:34:24,645
all that crap about
honor and chivalry.

712
00:34:24,713 --> 00:34:27,114
Wilson's naturally like that,
which is why he's—

713
00:34:27,182 --> 00:34:28,782
a great guy.

714
00:34:28,850 --> 00:34:31,051
A sucker and a target.

715
00:34:31,119 --> 00:34:35,189
So we gotta look out for him.

716
00:34:35,257 --> 00:34:36,357
Do you smell that?

717
00:34:36,424 --> 00:34:38,192
Yeah, it's the apothecary shop.

718
00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:42,263
And yes, Foreman and I already...

719
00:34:49,804 --> 00:34:53,774
I cry your pardon, Sir.

720
00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:54,875
You know what this is?

721
00:34:54,943 --> 00:34:55,876
Well, that's lavender.

722
00:34:55,944 --> 00:34:57,845
Try rose hips.

723
00:34:57,912 --> 00:35:00,281
Both harmless, who cares?

724
00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:03,951
It could be cyanide
as far as he knows.

725
00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:05,519
How about this?

726
00:35:05,587 --> 00:35:07,688
It be nothing but St. John's Wort.

727
00:35:07,756 --> 00:35:08,722
Wrong again.

728
00:35:08,790 --> 00:35:11,025
Black cohash.

729
00:35:11,092 --> 00:35:13,227
My Uncle owns the shop,
I just started apprenticing.

730
00:35:13,295 --> 00:35:16,630
What the big deal?

731
00:35:16,698 --> 00:35:18,666
Hey!

732
00:35:18,733 --> 00:35:20,067
I just organized all that.

733
00:35:25,106 --> 00:35:26,540
You know what this is?

734
00:35:26,608 --> 00:35:28,375
A wild carrot?

735
00:35:28,443 --> 00:35:34,014
It's hemlock,
you embossed carbuncle.

736
00:35:34,082 --> 00:35:35,783
That's hemlock? You sure?

737
00:35:35,850 --> 00:35:39,119
Did you sell it to anyone?

738
00:35:39,187 --> 00:35:43,123
It's poison, think hard.

739
00:35:43,191 --> 00:35:45,392
It was just one branch.

740
00:35:45,460 --> 00:35:47,094
You sold it to Sir William?

741
00:35:47,162 --> 00:35:48,462
No.

742
00:35:48,530 --> 00:35:49,997
To the King.

743
00:35:55,303 --> 00:35:56,437
It's the only part
of the environment

744
00:35:56,504 --> 00:35:58,372
you didn't check.

745
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,341
The people living in it.

746
00:36:06,874 --> 00:36:08,041
What's going on?

747
00:36:08,109 --> 00:36:10,010
Why can't we see William?

748
00:36:10,077 --> 00:36:11,911
Because you poisoned him.

749
00:36:11,979 --> 00:36:13,313
Your royal anus.

750
00:36:13,381 --> 00:36:14,280
With this.

751
00:36:14,348 --> 00:36:16,249
Wild carrots?

752
00:36:16,317 --> 00:36:17,817
Hemlock.

753
00:36:17,885 --> 00:36:18,885
I need to know how much you used

754
00:36:18,953 --> 00:36:19,919
and how you prepared it.

755
00:36:19,987 --> 00:36:21,054
You did something to William?

756
00:36:21,122 --> 00:36:22,055
No, of course not!

757
00:36:22,123 --> 00:36:23,523
He's still alive.

758
00:36:23,591 --> 00:36:25,792
You want to avoid a murder charge,
start talking fast.

759
00:36:25,860 --> 00:36:27,427
The apothecary's willing to testify

760
00:36:27,495 --> 00:36:28,728
that you're the only
one he gave it to.

761
00:36:28,796 --> 00:36:30,463
Okay, yeah, maybe I bought it

762
00:36:30,531 --> 00:36:31,698
for the food challenge,

763
00:36:31,766 --> 00:36:33,099
but I didn't know that was hemlock.

764
00:36:33,167 --> 00:36:35,201
If it was for the challenge,

765
00:36:35,269 --> 00:36:36,202
then why is wee Willie

766
00:36:36,270 --> 00:36:37,470
the only Knight who's dying?

767
00:36:37,538 --> 00:36:38,538
I don't know!

768
00:36:38,606 --> 00:36:39,939
I'm telling you, I didn't know.

769
00:36:40,007 --> 00:36:41,608
Why would I want to hurt William?

770
00:36:41,676 --> 00:36:44,177
I can think of at least one reason.

771
00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:46,246
Miles, please.

772
00:36:46,313 --> 00:36:48,148
Whatever happened,
just tell them the truth.

773
00:36:48,215 --> 00:36:50,684
I am!

774
00:36:50,751 --> 00:36:52,185
I swear.

775
00:36:55,823 --> 00:36:57,657
We ran a gas chromatography
on his blood.

776
00:36:57,725 --> 00:37:00,060
Found trace amounts of
piperidine alkaloids.

777
00:37:00,127 --> 00:37:02,295
The main markers of
hemlock intoxication.

778
00:37:02,363 --> 00:37:04,931
Well, the good news is we now
know what's wrong with you.

779
00:37:04,999 --> 00:37:06,399
The bad news is

780
00:37:06,467 --> 00:37:08,301
that your King's precio
us ideals

781
00:37:08,369 --> 00:37:09,969
were just pretend after all.

782
00:37:10,037 --> 00:37:13,640
At least, when it comes to guys
who get too close to his Queen.

783
00:37:13,708 --> 00:37:16,943
It's not true.

784
00:37:17,011 --> 00:37:18,344
I guess you've never
heard the expression,

785
00:37:18,412 --> 00:37:20,513
"gas chromatography
machines don't lie."

786
00:37:20,581 --> 00:37:23,149
Neither does Miles.

787
00:37:23,217 --> 00:37:25,385
He's the best Knight
I've ever known.

788
00:37:25,453 --> 00:37:27,220
It's why he was chosen King.

789
00:37:27,288 --> 00:37:29,723
Miles is a jealous idiot.

790
00:37:29,790 --> 00:37:31,057
And you're just an idiot.

791
00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:33,793
Uh, something's wrong.

792
00:37:33,861 --> 00:37:35,128
We performed a gastric
lavage

793
00:37:35,196 --> 00:37:36,763
and administered activated charcoal,

794
00:37:36,831 --> 00:37:38,998
but he's getting worse, not better.

795
00:37:39,066 --> 00:37:40,900
Well, it's been in
his system two days.

796
00:37:40,968 --> 00:37:42,402
We're lucky he's lasted this long.

797
00:37:42,470 --> 00:37:44,270
If it was hemlock, he'd either
be dead already

798
00:37:44,338 --> 00:37:45,672
or getting better with treatment.

799
00:37:45,740 --> 00:37:47,073
It's hemlock,
we found it in his blood.

800
00:37:47,141 --> 00:37:48,174
He may have had some hemlock,

801
00:37:48,242 --> 00:37:49,909
but it's not what's killing him.

802
00:37:56,817 --> 00:37:58,151
Don't do it!

803
00:37:58,219 --> 00:37:59,452
Whatever you're planning,

804
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:00,820
especially if you're
gonna use that thing.

805
00:38:00,888 --> 00:38:02,055
Geez.

806
00:38:02,123 --> 00:38:04,157
It was just sitting in a stone.

807
00:38:04,225 --> 00:38:05,525
Here.

808
00:38:05,593 --> 00:38:07,494
It's gonna cost extra,
because of the level

809
00:38:07,561 --> 00:38:09,028
of detail that you wanted.

810
00:38:09,096 --> 00:38:10,597
Anything good?

811
00:38:10,664 --> 00:38:12,766
And by good, I,
of course, mean bad.

812
00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:15,001
Nope, pretty much
your typical life.

813
00:38:15,069 --> 00:38:16,736
Married young, got divorced.

814
00:38:16,804 --> 00:38:19,405
Married a little less young,
got divorced.

815
00:38:19,473 --> 00:38:21,107
She's been pretty successful
in everything she's done,

816
00:38:21,175 --> 00:38:22,642
except marriage.

817
00:38:22,710 --> 00:38:24,077
Well, there's gotta be
something I can use.

818
00:38:24,145 --> 00:38:26,813
Maybe. Didn't read
her shrink's notes.

819
00:38:26,881 --> 00:38:28,515
Didn't seem right.

820
00:38:28,582 --> 00:38:29,816
But stealing them did.

821
00:38:29,884 --> 00:38:31,151
Whoa, I didn't steal them.

822
00:38:31,218 --> 00:38:33,486
I found a way to obtain them.

823
00:38:33,554 --> 00:38:36,990
Excuse me, I don't
mean to interrupt,

824
00:38:37,057 --> 00:38:37,991
but you got a minute?

825
00:38:38,058 --> 00:38:40,727
Sure.

826
00:38:40,795 --> 00:38:42,629
Oh, him? Yeah, I was just leaving.

827
00:38:46,567 --> 00:38:51,871
Careful. I have a sword.

828
00:38:51,939 --> 00:38:53,573
I don't agree with what you said.

829
00:38:53,641 --> 00:38:56,509
But I understand why you said it.

830
00:38:56,577 --> 00:38:58,845
We were married young,
we both made mistakes,

831
00:38:58,913 --> 00:39:01,781
and yes, I did make most of them.

832
00:39:01,849 --> 00:39:03,683
But that was almost a decade ago.

833
00:39:03,751 --> 00:39:05,051
I'm sorry,

834
00:39:05,119 --> 00:39:08,021
is that the statutory
period for soul sucking?

835
00:39:08,088 --> 00:39:11,124
I'm not asking you
to like me, House.

836
00:39:11,192 --> 00:39:12,792
To be honest,
I think you're an ass.

837
00:39:12,860 --> 00:39:16,763
But we do have one thing in common.

838
00:39:16,831 --> 00:39:18,598
We care about James.

839
00:39:18,666 --> 00:39:19,933
So prove it.

840
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,135
And dump him... again.

841
00:39:22,203 --> 00:39:24,437
You're pretty much insufferable
all the time, aren't you?

842
00:39:24,505 --> 00:39:26,506
Sorry, go on. And, yes.

843
00:39:26,574 --> 00:39:28,641
We just reconnected,
we have no idea

844
00:39:28,709 --> 00:39:30,443
where we're headed.

845
00:39:30,511 --> 00:39:33,913
But is it really too much to ask

846
00:39:33,981 --> 00:39:36,049
that you give us a
chance to find out?

847
00:39:43,891 --> 00:39:47,327
I'm sure I'll be seeing you around.

848
00:40:17,858 --> 00:40:19,792
We did it.

849
00:40:19,860 --> 00:40:21,160
Well, I did it.

850
00:40:21,228 --> 00:40:24,430
What exactly did we do?

851
00:40:24,498 --> 00:40:25,932
You do?

852
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,667
These aren't focal hepatic
lesions on his liver,

853
00:40:27,735 --> 00:40:30,336
they're peliosis hepitus lesions.

854
00:40:30,404 --> 00:40:32,272
Which in combination with
an erratic heart rate,

855
00:40:32,339 --> 00:40:33,373
usually indicates—

856
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:34,641
endocarditis.

857
00:40:34,708 --> 00:40:35,975
Infection on his heart valve.

858
00:40:36,043 --> 00:40:38,978
Two major symptoms of
anabolic steroid abuse.

859
00:40:39,046 --> 00:40:40,113
No, he wouldn't.

860
00:40:40,180 --> 00:40:41,748
And the rhabdo makes the third.

861
00:40:41,815 --> 00:40:44,517
Our patient's a juicer.

862
00:40:44,585 --> 00:40:46,185
Ancient poison
accelerated the damage

863
00:40:46,253 --> 00:40:48,354
of the modern poison.

864
00:40:48,422 --> 00:40:50,690
Start treatment,
let the King out of the tower.

865
00:40:58,465 --> 00:40:59,933
How are you feeling?

866
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,902
Ashamed.

867
00:41:02,970 --> 00:41:04,637
You should be.

868
00:41:04,705 --> 00:41:07,006
You'll compromise your
ideals to win a fight,

869
00:41:07,074 --> 00:41:11,544
but not to go for
the woman you love.

870
00:41:11,612 --> 00:41:13,212
That was a game.

871
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,982
Not real life.

872
00:41:16,050 --> 00:41:18,017
I didn't— hurt anyone?

873
00:41:18,085 --> 00:41:19,419
Try telling that to Shannon.

874
00:41:19,486 --> 00:41:20,520
Or maybe I missed something

875
00:41:20,587 --> 00:41:22,555
while she was crying by your bed.

876
00:41:22,623 --> 00:41:26,626
You don't need to
win anyone's heart.

877
00:41:26,694 --> 00:41:29,128
You just need to ask for it.

878
00:41:38,005 --> 00:41:41,941
Miles is a great guy.

879
00:41:42,009 --> 00:41:43,609
He's rich, smart, treats her well.

880
00:41:43,677 --> 00:41:46,813
She's gonna have a
great life with him.

881
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,314
But me?

882
00:41:48,382 --> 00:41:49,582
Well, I'd do everything
I could for her,

883
00:41:49,650 --> 00:41:51,351
but even at my best,
it wouldn't be much.

884
00:41:51,418 --> 00:41:56,823
And she deserves the best.

885
00:41:56,890 --> 00:41:58,224
I guess I'd rather she be happy

886
00:41:58,292 --> 00:41:59,692
even if it means I'm not.

887
00:42:04,131 --> 00:42:06,833
I guess House was
right about that, too.

888
00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:08,468
What?

889
00:42:08,535 --> 00:42:11,804
You really are an idiot.

890
00:43:11,398 --> 00:43:15,867
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