1 00:00:18,210 --> 00:00:19,310 Hey. 2 00:00:20,274 --> 00:00:22,509 Hi. 3 00:00:22,576 --> 00:00:23,946 The car's full of gas. 4 00:00:25,469 --> 00:00:27,304 You sure? 5 00:00:27,371 --> 00:00:29,472 And if I'm not? 6 00:00:29,540 --> 00:00:31,841 You'll be paying me back for those damn invitations. 7 00:00:31,909 --> 00:00:33,043 Oh, well, then never mind. 8 00:00:34,312 --> 00:00:36,379 Ted is a wonderful man, dad. 9 00:00:36,447 --> 00:00:38,815 He's the second greatest guy I ever met. 10 00:00:42,853 --> 00:00:45,755 Guess that's us. Mm-hmm. 11 00:01:10,081 --> 00:01:11,948 Hmm. 12 00:01:13,784 --> 00:01:16,786 Into this Holy estate, these two persons present 13 00:01:16,854 --> 00:01:18,655 now come to be joined. 14 00:01:18,723 --> 00:01:20,690 And so if any person may show just cause 15 00:01:20,758 --> 00:01:22,792 why they may not be joined together, 16 00:01:22,860 --> 00:01:25,428 let them speak now or forever hold their peace. 17 00:01:26,697 --> 00:01:28,832 That's what I like to hear. 18 00:01:29,967 --> 00:01:31,568 Do you, Theodore Philip Taylor, 19 00:01:31,635 --> 00:01:33,503 take Nicole Margaret Murray 20 00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:36,740 to be your wife and promise before God 21 00:01:36,807 --> 00:01:38,141 and these witnesses 22 00:01:38,209 --> 00:01:40,143 to be her loving and faithful husband, 23 00:01:40,211 --> 00:01:41,745 in plenty and in want, 24 00:01:41,812 --> 00:01:44,280 in joy and in sorrow, 25 00:01:44,348 --> 00:01:45,682 in sickness and in health, 26 00:01:45,750 --> 00:01:47,384 so long as you both shall live? 27 00:01:47,451 --> 00:01:51,054 I— 28 00:01:51,122 --> 00:01:52,455 I— 29 00:01:52,523 --> 00:01:55,792 This isn't funny, Ted. 30 00:01:55,860 --> 00:01:57,060 Uh... Ted. 31 00:01:57,128 --> 00:01:58,194 Are you all right? 32 00:01:58,262 --> 00:01:59,429 Teddy. 33 00:02:05,503 --> 00:02:06,803 Teddy! 34 00:02:06,871 --> 00:02:08,471 Ted. 35 00:02:13,843 --> 00:02:20,517 — Sync by elderman — — for addic7ed.Com — 36 00:02:56,454 --> 00:02:57,987 Hey. 37 00:02:58,055 --> 00:03:01,357 Hey. 38 00:03:01,425 --> 00:03:03,526 What time is it? 39 00:03:03,594 --> 00:03:07,130 Happy time. 40 00:03:07,198 --> 00:03:09,265 I'm still asleep. 41 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:13,937 Just think of this as a dream. 42 00:03:14,004 --> 00:03:16,573 What about House? 43 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:18,441 I said a dream, not a nightmare. 44 00:03:18,509 --> 00:03:19,742 He's in the next room. 45 00:03:19,810 --> 00:03:22,011 Sound asleep. 46 00:03:53,611 --> 00:03:55,178 Hmm. 47 00:03:57,681 --> 00:03:59,215 Oh... 48 00:04:03,954 --> 00:04:05,355 I met the neighbors. 49 00:04:05,422 --> 00:04:06,689 Sir, do you know this man? 50 00:04:06,757 --> 00:04:09,792 Hmm. 51 00:04:09,860 --> 00:04:14,464 I don't need a temporary. I need a permanent. 52 00:04:14,532 --> 00:04:17,100 Yesterday. 53 00:04:17,168 --> 00:04:19,068 Please do. 54 00:04:20,471 --> 00:04:22,105 Good morning. Hardly. 55 00:04:22,173 --> 00:04:24,507 One of my P.A.s quit an hour ago, 56 00:04:24,575 --> 00:04:27,377 and I have to reshuffle next month's schedule. 57 00:04:27,444 --> 00:04:28,511 That's nothing. 58 00:04:28,579 --> 00:04:30,813 I woke up in the wrong bed this morning. 59 00:04:30,881 --> 00:04:33,049 Any bed you're in is the wrong one. 60 00:04:33,117 --> 00:04:35,618 That's not what your mama said. 61 00:04:35,686 --> 00:04:37,754 Oh! Snap. 62 00:04:37,821 --> 00:04:39,756 I'll be going now. 63 00:04:39,823 --> 00:04:42,859 To human resources. 64 00:04:42,927 --> 00:04:45,762 He started it. 65 00:04:45,829 --> 00:04:47,764 It was the neighbor's kid's bed. 66 00:04:47,831 --> 00:04:51,067 Luckily, Esteban still likes sleeping with mommy. 67 00:04:51,135 --> 00:04:52,502 How drunk were you? 68 00:04:52,570 --> 00:04:54,304 About yea drunk. 69 00:04:54,371 --> 00:04:56,372 Are you okay? 70 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,308 You shouldn't be drinking at all, much less— 71 00:04:58,375 --> 00:05:00,143 you sound just like Esteban's mom. 72 00:05:00,211 --> 00:05:02,178 I need you in the clinic. 73 00:05:02,246 --> 00:05:04,881 Sorry, I'm busy. 74 00:05:04,949 --> 00:05:06,316 Tell me you have a case. 75 00:05:06,383 --> 00:05:07,450 You know, even if you don't. 76 00:05:07,518 --> 00:05:08,718 I have a case. 77 00:05:08,786 --> 00:05:11,254 Sounds interesting. I'll take it. 78 00:05:11,322 --> 00:05:12,455 I owe you one. 79 00:05:12,523 --> 00:05:13,756 Now tell me you don't have a case. 80 00:05:13,824 --> 00:05:15,225 I really do have a case. 81 00:05:15,292 --> 00:05:17,860 We're even. 82 00:05:17,928 --> 00:05:20,730 You guys know how to honeymoon. 83 00:05:20,798 --> 00:05:23,866 This is Dr. House. Aphasia and syncope. 84 00:05:23,934 --> 00:05:25,468 He can't speak. 85 00:05:25,536 --> 00:05:27,537 "Aphasia" is Greek for loss of voice. 86 00:05:27,605 --> 00:05:30,306 We've ruled out infection, vocal cord damage, and stroke. 87 00:05:30,374 --> 00:05:33,910 A lot of guys syncope at the altar. 88 00:05:33,978 --> 00:05:35,812 It's Greek for "having the vapors." 89 00:05:35,879 --> 00:05:37,180 We ruled out all the common causes of fainting: 90 00:05:37,248 --> 00:05:38,615 Low blood pressure, hypoglycemia, 91 00:05:38,682 --> 00:05:40,583 dehydratio 92 00:05:40,651 --> 00:05:42,619 don't say "ah." 93 00:05:46,991 --> 00:05:48,191 Do you know what it is? 94 00:05:48,259 --> 00:05:52,595 Roll on your side and lift up your gown. 95 00:05:52,663 --> 00:05:54,697 There's one thing they didn't test for. 96 00:05:54,765 --> 00:05:56,733 A test for what? 97 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:58,668 Faking. 98 00:05:58,736 --> 00:06:00,370 Ow! 99 00:06:00,437 --> 00:06:01,704 Test was positive. 100 00:06:01,772 --> 00:06:04,540 I-I can—I can talk. 101 00:06:04,608 --> 00:06:06,242 I-I wasn't faking. 102 00:06:06,310 --> 00:06:09,078 My voice just came back right now. 103 00:06:09,146 --> 00:06:11,781 Hey, I'm not the one you have to convince. 104 00:06:11,849 --> 00:06:14,183 I know he wasn't faking. 105 00:06:14,251 --> 00:06:16,452 Well, if she's buying that, she might just be a keeper. 106 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,288 What about the syncope? 107 00:06:18,355 --> 00:06:19,622 Well, the— 108 00:06:20,758 --> 00:06:22,825 is she buying this too? 109 00:06:22,893 --> 00:06:25,261 Why would he fake anything? 110 00:06:25,329 --> 00:06:27,497 Kryo podia. 111 00:06:27,564 --> 00:06:29,866 It's Greek for "duh." 112 00:06:29,933 --> 00:06:32,568 Still, you get to keep the engagement ring. 113 00:06:35,973 --> 00:06:38,041 I don't think he was faking. 114 00:06:38,108 --> 00:06:40,576 That's because you're more gullible than I am. 115 00:06:40,644 --> 00:06:42,545 For instance, I don't believe 116 00:06:42,613 --> 00:06:44,213 that you called off your open marriage. 117 00:06:44,281 --> 00:06:45,548 I believe your wife called it off, 118 00:06:45,616 --> 00:06:47,183 and you called off telling her 119 00:06:47,251 --> 00:06:49,218 that you weren't calling it off. 120 00:06:49,286 --> 00:06:51,287 A guy doesn't just throw a golden ticket in the trash. 121 00:06:51,355 --> 00:06:52,855 The same way a guy doesn't give up 122 00:06:52,923 --> 00:06:55,058 a lucrative medical practice to come work for you? 123 00:06:55,125 --> 00:06:57,427 That's exactly why you dabble. 124 00:06:57,494 --> 00:06:59,495 You're compensating for your professional conquests 125 00:06:59,563 --> 00:07:00,763 with sexual ones. 126 00:07:00,831 --> 00:07:02,065 I'm not that predictable. 127 00:07:02,132 --> 00:07:04,233 For example, you're probably not expecting me 128 00:07:04,301 --> 00:07:05,802 to ask you out for dinner tonight. 129 00:07:05,869 --> 00:07:07,570 No, thanks. 130 00:07:07,638 --> 00:07:08,671 You won't even consider it? 131 00:07:08,739 --> 00:07:10,840 I did, just very quickly. 132 00:07:10,908 --> 00:07:13,509 The truth is, since I called this thing off, 133 00:07:13,577 --> 00:07:15,211 my wife has been very grateful 134 00:07:15,279 --> 00:07:16,679 and I could do with a down night. 135 00:07:16,747 --> 00:07:17,780 If I go out with the boss, 136 00:07:17,848 --> 00:07:19,649 nobody can blame me. 137 00:07:19,717 --> 00:07:23,052 Okay. If you bring your wife. 138 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:24,721 No. That's the point. 139 00:07:24,788 --> 00:07:25,855 I need a little— you're lying. 140 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:26,956 I'm not lying. 141 00:07:27,024 --> 00:07:28,891 Then I'm not going. 142 00:07:30,260 --> 00:07:34,397 Okay. Fontina at 8:30. 143 00:07:38,802 --> 00:07:40,603 You believe me, right? 144 00:07:40,671 --> 00:07:42,972 Of course I believe you. 145 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,741 Then let's do it. 146 00:07:44,808 --> 00:07:46,342 We'll tell a cab to take us to AC right now 147 00:07:46,410 --> 00:07:47,310 and get it done. 148 00:07:47,378 --> 00:07:48,578 You're serious? 149 00:07:48,645 --> 00:07:50,380 You just walked out of the emergency room. 150 00:07:50,447 --> 00:07:51,748 Exactly. I walked out. 151 00:07:51,815 --> 00:07:53,182 I feel great. 152 00:07:54,918 --> 00:07:56,953 Well, we do have the clothes for it. 153 00:08:00,124 --> 00:08:03,459 Ted, what's wrong? 154 00:08:03,527 --> 00:08:04,727 Are you—what's wrong? 155 00:08:04,795 --> 00:08:07,163 Oh, my God. Can somebody help us? 156 00:08:07,231 --> 00:08:09,298 Please! Please hurry. 157 00:08:09,366 --> 00:08:11,134 Just breathe. Oh, my God. 158 00:08:11,201 --> 00:08:15,505 There's gotta be a better way to call off a wedding. 159 00:08:15,572 --> 00:08:17,106 A Tweet, for example. 160 00:08:17,174 --> 00:08:18,841 Pleural effusion. 161 00:08:18,909 --> 00:08:21,411 You think his lung is faking it? 162 00:08:21,478 --> 00:08:23,579 There's at least 200 ccs of fluid in there. 163 00:08:23,647 --> 00:08:27,049 Okay, let's say all his symptoms are real. 164 00:08:27,117 --> 00:08:28,785 Explain how one of them suddenly went away 165 00:08:28,852 --> 00:08:31,020 without using the words " virgin" or "mary." 166 00:08:31,088 --> 00:08:33,856 If the pleural effusion's caused by something systemic, 167 00:08:33,924 --> 00:08:36,426 it could explain his other two symptoms. 168 00:08:36,493 --> 00:08:37,827 And so whether you believe him or not, 169 00:08:37,895 --> 00:08:39,629 all we have to figure out is what caused the pe. 170 00:08:39,696 --> 00:08:41,297 ER ruled out infection. 171 00:08:41,365 --> 00:08:43,499 Eosinophil count ruled out parasites. 172 00:08:43,567 --> 00:08:46,002 A medication he's not telling us about. 173 00:08:46,069 --> 00:08:47,503 You really don't trust this guy, do you? 174 00:08:47,571 --> 00:08:50,773 I don't even trust the ER. 175 00:08:50,841 --> 00:08:52,775 Let's rule out infections ourselves. 176 00:08:52,843 --> 00:08:54,444 Tap his lungs, send cultures, 177 00:08:54,511 --> 00:08:56,279 run cytology for cancer, and check his blood pressure. 178 00:08:56,346 --> 00:08:57,680 We already— 179 00:08:57,748 --> 00:08:59,982 this time, talk about nuptials while you do it. 180 00:09:00,050 --> 00:09:01,551 Check his home for everything else. 181 00:09:01,618 --> 00:09:03,986 He just moved in with his fiancee three months ago. 182 00:09:04,054 --> 00:09:06,856 Toxic exposure could take longer than that to manifest. 183 00:09:06,924 --> 00:09:09,492 You check his love nest. 184 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:11,494 You two check his swinging bachelor pad. 185 00:09:11,562 --> 00:09:13,262 That somebody else now lives in? 186 00:09:13,330 --> 00:09:15,164 I assume so. 187 00:09:19,670 --> 00:09:21,003 Not the glass. No! 188 00:09:25,943 --> 00:09:30,146 The place looks like... 1960s? 189 00:09:30,214 --> 00:09:31,747 Could have lead paint. 190 00:09:31,815 --> 00:09:34,150 You think a 27-year-old has pica? 191 00:09:34,218 --> 00:09:35,618 If it gets us out of here 192 00:09:35,686 --> 00:09:39,689 before the owner comes back, yes. 193 00:09:39,756 --> 00:09:41,891 What'd you tell that cute physio? 194 00:09:41,959 --> 00:09:44,794 That I changed my mind. 195 00:09:44,862 --> 00:09:46,696 No, you didn't. 196 00:09:46,763 --> 00:09:48,531 You're more nervous than usual. 197 00:09:48,599 --> 00:09:52,668 Because this B and E has actual B. 198 00:09:52,736 --> 00:09:54,904 Wha... 199 00:09:54,972 --> 00:09:57,106 That's a suspended ceiling. 200 00:10:00,010 --> 00:10:01,611 What are you doing? 201 00:10:01,678 --> 00:10:03,379 I want to see what's above it. 202 00:10:03,447 --> 00:10:07,550 More ceiling. 203 00:10:07,618 --> 00:10:11,254 Made of 40-year-old acoustic tile. 204 00:10:11,321 --> 00:10:12,855 Asbestosis. I like it. 205 00:10:12,923 --> 00:10:14,257 I'll be in the car. 206 00:10:14,324 --> 00:10:16,526 What the hell? 207 00:10:16,593 --> 00:10:18,127 Uh, it's okay. 208 00:10:18,195 --> 00:10:19,161 We're doctors. 209 00:10:19,229 --> 00:10:20,496 Nobody was home, so— 210 00:10:20,564 --> 00:10:21,998 well, I'm calling the police. 211 00:10:22,065 --> 00:10:24,734 Do you know Ted Taylor? He used to live here. 212 00:10:24,801 --> 00:10:26,369 Yeah. What about him? 213 00:10:26,436 --> 00:10:27,904 He's our patient at Princeton Plainsboro. 214 00:10:27,971 --> 00:10:29,372 Is he okay? 215 00:10:29,439 --> 00:10:30,540 We think he may have asbestosis 216 00:10:30,607 --> 00:10:32,208 from your ceiling tiles. 217 00:10:32,276 --> 00:10:33,609 They're not asbestos. I had 'em checked when I moved in. 218 00:10:33,677 --> 00:10:35,478 How sick is he? 219 00:10:35,546 --> 00:10:36,812 Is he a friend of yours? 220 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:38,180 He was. 221 00:10:38,248 --> 00:10:42,485 Actually, he was my boyfriend for three years. 222 00:10:45,947 --> 00:10:47,214 I'm not gay. Really? 223 00:10:47,281 --> 00:10:49,082 'Cause it would certainly explain the cold feet. 224 00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:51,017 Oh, and the boyfriend. 225 00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,919 So you're bisexual? 226 00:10:52,987 --> 00:10:54,721 No, I'm straight. 227 00:10:54,789 --> 00:10:56,456 Cotter, the guy you met, he's gay. 228 00:10:57,728 --> 00:11:00,797 He had a crush on me. I left. 229 00:11:00,864 --> 00:11:02,465 After three years? Well, it's possible. 230 00:11:02,533 --> 00:11:03,800 It doesn't mean you're gay 231 00:11:03,867 --> 00:11:05,201 just 'cause the guy you're sleeping with is. 232 00:11:05,269 --> 00:11:06,636 We weren't sleeping together. 233 00:11:06,703 --> 00:11:07,970 What's this got to do with anything? 234 00:11:08,038 --> 00:11:10,039 Lung tap turned up mononucleosis. 235 00:11:10,107 --> 00:11:11,541 ER doesn't routinely test for it. 236 00:11:11,608 --> 00:11:13,075 It explains the pe 237 00:11:13,143 --> 00:11:15,244 and can be virtually asymptomatic. 238 00:11:15,312 --> 00:11:17,346 So we got to wondering, how does a 27-year-old get mono? 239 00:11:17,414 --> 00:11:19,415 You're a little old for the kissing disease, 240 00:11:19,483 --> 00:11:21,617 unless your immune system is compromised. 241 00:11:21,685 --> 00:11:23,453 If there's been any unprotected sex, 242 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:24,854 we'll need to test for HIV. 243 00:11:24,922 --> 00:11:27,056 There's been no sex of any kind. 244 00:11:27,124 --> 00:11:31,027 Okay. I'll go test your fiancee for HIV. 245 00:11:31,094 --> 00:11:32,528 Is she the curious sort? 246 00:11:32,596 --> 00:11:34,263 Wait. 247 00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:39,535 There may have been some contact, 248 00:11:39,603 --> 00:11:41,237 but I'm not gay. 249 00:11:41,305 --> 00:11:43,439 Sodomy, one of the top ten 250 00:11:43,507 --> 00:11:45,107 most common household accidents. 251 00:11:45,175 --> 00:11:46,542 I did a lot of stupid things, 252 00:11:46,610 --> 00:11:47,844 but I turned my life around. 253 00:11:47,911 --> 00:11:49,345 I'm as straight as any of you. 254 00:11:49,413 --> 00:11:51,647 You don't have to believe me. 255 00:11:51,715 --> 00:11:55,885 I'm just saying you can test me... 256 00:11:55,953 --> 00:11:57,854 As long as you don't tell Nicole. 257 00:11:57,921 --> 00:12:01,257 What business is it of hers? 258 00:12:01,325 --> 00:12:02,458 I don't see anything wrong 259 00:12:02,526 --> 00:12:03,793 with him marrying a straight woman. 260 00:12:03,861 --> 00:12:05,628 How about, it'll make them both miserable? 261 00:12:05,696 --> 00:12:07,830 Just like most straight marriages. 262 00:12:07,898 --> 00:12:09,999 He's got the right to life, liberty, and unhappiness, 263 00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:11,934 like the rest of us. 264 00:12:12,002 --> 00:12:13,803 Absolutely no reason to look at me. 265 00:12:13,871 --> 00:12:15,171 I'm not saying it's a great choice. 266 00:12:15,239 --> 00:12:16,906 Just saying it's his choice. 267 00:12:16,974 --> 00:12:19,008 It has to be hers as well, which it can't be 268 00:12:19,076 --> 00:12:20,776 as long as she doesn't know he's gay. 269 00:12:20,844 --> 00:12:21,978 Which is how it's gonna stay 270 00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,446 since we have no right to tell her. 271 00:12:23,514 --> 00:12:25,314 Like you've never bent the rules. 272 00:12:25,382 --> 00:12:27,783 You date guys. You date girls. 273 00:12:27,851 --> 00:12:29,986 I assume at some point, you're gonna make a choice. 274 00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:32,021 I don't lie about who I am. 275 00:12:32,089 --> 00:12:33,256 Patients lying never bothered you before. 276 00:12:33,323 --> 00:12:34,490 Patients weren't lying 277 00:12:34,558 --> 00:12:35,525 about their sexual orientation before. 278 00:12:35,592 --> 00:12:37,260 So you're only judgmental 279 00:12:37,327 --> 00:12:38,561 when it gets personal. 280 00:12:38,629 --> 00:12:40,696 Does it bother me that people hurt others 281 00:12:40,764 --> 00:12:42,331 because they're too weak to face the truth? 282 00:12:42,399 --> 00:12:44,200 Yeah. Sorry about that. 283 00:12:44,268 --> 00:12:46,369 Tell me she's not looking at me. 284 00:12:53,277 --> 00:12:54,844 He's negative? Yep. 285 00:12:54,912 --> 00:12:57,680 Looks like being gay didn't make him sick. 286 00:12:57,748 --> 00:13:01,684 So maybe being straight did. 287 00:13:02,886 --> 00:13:05,121 The test was negative. No HIV. 288 00:13:05,188 --> 00:13:06,355 I told you. 289 00:13:06,423 --> 00:13:08,391 What you didn't tell us 290 00:13:08,458 --> 00:13:10,393 is how you turned your life around. 291 00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:12,328 It can be pretty hard. It was. 292 00:13:12,396 --> 00:13:14,330 Downright impossible on your own. 293 00:13:14,398 --> 00:13:15,865 I talked to some people. 294 00:13:15,933 --> 00:13:18,000 It was more than just talk, wasn't it? 295 00:13:20,871 --> 00:13:23,439 I know this is personal stuff. 296 00:13:23,507 --> 00:13:26,142 I'm here to help you, not out you. 297 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:32,481 I had therapy. 298 00:13:32,549 --> 00:13:34,116 Conversion therapy. 299 00:13:34,184 --> 00:13:37,486 Went to a camp for three weeks of intensive rehabilitation. 300 00:13:37,554 --> 00:13:41,123 They injected him with emetics while he watched gay porn. 301 00:13:41,191 --> 00:13:42,358 Apomorphine? 302 00:13:42,426 --> 00:13:44,527 Or lithium chloride or cyclophosphamide. 303 00:13:44,595 --> 00:13:45,628 He doesn't know. 304 00:13:45,696 --> 00:13:46,963 And when that didn't work, 305 00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:49,031 they shot him up with male hormones. 306 00:13:49,099 --> 00:13:50,633 A chemical assault like that could explain the pe. 307 00:13:50,701 --> 00:13:52,935 And the ECT explains the rest. 308 00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:55,871 They gave him electroconvulsive therapy to make him straight? 309 00:13:55,939 --> 00:13:57,907 To zap the fabulous right out of him. 310 00:13:57,975 --> 00:13:59,842 Neural damage accounts for the aphasia. 311 00:13:59,910 --> 00:14:01,544 ECT doesn't cause neural damage. 312 00:14:01,612 --> 00:14:02,845 Unless it was done 313 00:14:02,913 --> 00:14:05,881 at Dr. Liberace's he-man quackery camp. 314 00:14:05,949 --> 00:14:07,416 Run an EEG. 315 00:14:07,484 --> 00:14:10,953 See if they straightened him or just scrambled him. 316 00:14:21,264 --> 00:14:24,567 Sorry. I completely forgot. 317 00:14:24,635 --> 00:14:28,104 My wife just started a ceramics class Tuesdays at 8:00. 318 00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:30,139 It's a half-hour drive from here. 319 00:14:30,207 --> 00:14:33,509 She won't be back till 10:30. 320 00:14:33,577 --> 00:14:36,545 She's taking it with her girlfriend marly. 321 00:14:36,613 --> 00:14:39,115 She hopes to make a tea service. 322 00:14:40,917 --> 00:14:42,451 You want to call her? 323 00:14:42,519 --> 00:14:45,254 No need. I already texted her. 324 00:14:45,322 --> 00:14:49,558 And here she is now. 325 00:14:49,626 --> 00:14:53,929 I think you're still seeing the physio. 326 00:14:53,997 --> 00:14:56,632 You've got a backup suit in your car. 327 00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:58,968 Don't want to be bringing home da stank. 328 00:14:59,036 --> 00:15:00,870 Okay, yes, you're right, about everything. 329 00:15:00,937 --> 00:15:02,038 But please, House. Don't tell her. 330 00:15:02,105 --> 00:15:04,407 Hi, Rachel. Hi, Dr. House. 331 00:15:04,474 --> 00:15:05,641 I didn't know you'd be here. 332 00:15:05,709 --> 00:15:07,743 Hi, honey. Got your text, obviously. 333 00:15:07,811 --> 00:15:09,545 I'm just leaving. 334 00:15:09,613 --> 00:15:11,847 I've got a ceramics class. 335 00:15:11,915 --> 00:15:14,383 Really? I love it. 336 00:15:14,451 --> 00:15:16,652 Even managed to talk Chris into signing up for one. 337 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,320 Of course, he's in the beginners' class. 338 00:15:18,388 --> 00:15:20,723 You're in a ceramics class? 339 00:15:20,791 --> 00:15:22,158 Friday nights, right? 340 00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:24,293 Friday nights. Sounded like fun. 341 00:15:26,596 --> 00:15:28,364 You should join Chris'. 342 00:15:28,432 --> 00:15:30,232 You know, I should. 343 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,535 Well, gotta go. 344 00:15:32,602 --> 00:15:34,904 Making a tea service. 345 00:15:43,780 --> 00:15:46,716 Hi, I must have fallen asleep in the lounge. 346 00:15:46,783 --> 00:15:47,950 What are they doing? 347 00:15:48,018 --> 00:15:49,018 An EEG. 348 00:15:49,086 --> 00:15:50,820 What's it for? 349 00:15:50,887 --> 00:15:52,688 We're looking for neurological damage 350 00:15:52,756 --> 00:15:53,622 that could have caused his symptoms. 351 00:15:53,690 --> 00:15:55,124 Damage from what? 352 00:15:55,192 --> 00:15:57,193 A head trauma. 353 00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:59,095 He had an accident? 354 00:15:59,162 --> 00:16:00,429 It wasn't an accident. 355 00:16:00,497 --> 00:16:02,298 It was before he met you. 356 00:16:02,365 --> 00:16:04,800 Well, what happened? Was he hospitalized? 357 00:16:04,868 --> 00:16:07,169 You should ask him about it. 358 00:16:09,306 --> 00:16:11,841 They have the results. 359 00:16:18,682 --> 00:16:21,083 Everything looks normal. 360 00:16:21,151 --> 00:16:23,419 Look at this. 361 00:16:23,487 --> 00:16:24,653 Beta waves are spiking. 362 00:16:24,721 --> 00:16:25,654 What's that mean? 363 00:16:25,722 --> 00:16:27,189 I'm not sure. 364 00:16:27,257 --> 00:16:29,792 He's coding. Crash cart. 365 00:16:29,860 --> 00:16:31,660 What's happening to him? 366 00:16:31,728 --> 00:16:33,262 He's having a heart attack. 367 00:16:35,732 --> 00:16:37,600 Charging. Clear. 368 00:16:38,742 --> 00:16:40,409 EKG showed no abnormalities. 369 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,488 So what caused the arrest? 370 00:16:43,555 --> 00:16:45,556 Four ways to stop a heart. 371 00:16:45,624 --> 00:16:47,959 Electrical problems, restricted blood flow, 372 00:16:48,026 --> 00:16:49,093 blood where it shouldn't be, 373 00:16:49,161 --> 00:16:51,295 shocks, blocks, or bleeds. 374 00:16:51,363 --> 00:16:52,663 I think that's three things. 375 00:16:52,731 --> 00:16:53,965 And cheating. 376 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,801 Oh, no. Sorry. 377 00:16:56,869 --> 00:16:58,136 That's how you break a heart. 378 00:16:58,203 --> 00:17:02,607 I found a ceramics class in Trenton on Friday nights 379 00:17:02,674 --> 00:17:06,043 that was full so my wife couldn't join me. 380 00:17:06,111 --> 00:17:09,714 Ep study ruled out shocks. 381 00:17:09,782 --> 00:17:12,817 Now you just have to find some pottery by Taub. 382 00:17:12,885 --> 00:17:14,418 The lamer it looks, the better. 383 00:17:14,486 --> 00:17:15,820 So we'll do an angio 384 00:17:15,888 --> 00:17:17,121 to see if it's blocks or bleeds. 385 00:17:17,189 --> 00:17:18,122 You should be a doctor. 386 00:17:26,698 --> 00:17:29,600 I'm gonna check out this new lesbian bar tonight. 387 00:17:29,668 --> 00:17:31,869 Your life is awesome. 388 00:17:31,937 --> 00:17:34,272 You want to come? 389 00:17:45,117 --> 00:17:46,951 I was telling a 33-year-old woman 390 00:17:47,019 --> 00:17:48,219 that she has breast cancer. 391 00:17:48,287 --> 00:17:50,855 No, you weren't. How do you know? 392 00:17:50,923 --> 00:17:52,356 Because if you were, you'd need to see 393 00:17:52,424 --> 00:17:55,092 the pain in her eyes so she could see the concern in yours. 394 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,395 Why are you setting me up on dates with my team? 395 00:17:57,462 --> 00:17:59,597 Taub asking me out was quirky, 396 00:17:59,665 --> 00:18:01,933 but Thirteen doing it is a barking cat. 397 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,701 I'm doing it to help you. 398 00:18:03,769 --> 00:18:04,635 By setting me up with a hottie 399 00:18:04,703 --> 00:18:06,537 that I can't sleep with? 400 00:18:06,605 --> 00:18:07,872 And Thirteen? 401 00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:09,640 I've been spending more time with Sam. 402 00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:11,042 I know it's been hard on you. 403 00:18:11,109 --> 00:18:12,543 I figured if you had some company— 404 00:18:12,611 --> 00:18:14,045 I don't need your help. 405 00:18:14,112 --> 00:18:16,013 Then consider it helping our neighbor's four-year-old. 406 00:18:16,081 --> 00:18:18,316 I gave him a dollar. 407 00:18:18,383 --> 00:18:19,851 How much did you have to pay? 408 00:18:19,918 --> 00:18:21,018 Nothing. 409 00:18:21,086 --> 00:18:22,553 I just told them you might be feeling down 410 00:18:22,621 --> 00:18:23,855 and it was in their self-interest 411 00:18:23,922 --> 00:18:25,256 to keep you company. 412 00:18:27,559 --> 00:18:28,926 100 bucks. 413 00:18:28,994 --> 00:18:30,494 Foreman held out for 200. 414 00:18:30,562 --> 00:18:32,230 House, I'm worried about you. 415 00:18:32,297 --> 00:18:34,665 You could have ended up in jail or worse. 416 00:18:34,733 --> 00:18:36,968 Racking you with guilt. 417 00:18:37,035 --> 00:18:39,704 So I do something really stupid and you reward me. 418 00:18:39,771 --> 00:18:41,739 Read any parenting manual. 419 00:18:41,807 --> 00:18:43,708 That's not helping me. That's helping you. 420 00:18:43,775 --> 00:18:47,144 Fine, I did it for me, for my relationship, 421 00:18:47,212 --> 00:18:48,913 out of pure self-interest. 422 00:18:48,981 --> 00:18:52,149 Okay. 423 00:18:52,217 --> 00:18:53,517 You'll do it? 424 00:18:53,585 --> 00:18:55,720 For you. 425 00:18:55,787 --> 00:18:57,889 Thank you. 426 00:18:57,956 --> 00:18:59,323 It's not gonna work, though. 427 00:18:59,391 --> 00:19:01,192 Maybe. 428 00:19:01,260 --> 00:19:04,195 But how bad can a night out at a lesbian bar be? 429 00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:16,207 Hey. How are you doing? 430 00:19:16,275 --> 00:19:19,277 Heart attack at 27. 431 00:19:19,344 --> 00:19:24,048 Um, they said you had a head trauma. 432 00:19:24,116 --> 00:19:28,352 I fell off a stepladder and- - and hit my head. 433 00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:30,688 It was a stupid accident. 434 00:19:30,756 --> 00:19:32,790 An accident. 435 00:19:34,626 --> 00:19:36,627 We need to prep you for your angio. 436 00:19:36,695 --> 00:19:38,663 Valium will help you relax. 437 00:19:38,730 --> 00:19:42,099 We're gonna run a line through your femoral artery. 438 00:19:42,167 --> 00:19:44,135 Ted? He's having another heart attack? 439 00:19:44,202 --> 00:19:45,937 I don't think so. His heart rate seems normal. 440 00:19:49,841 --> 00:19:51,075 Are you okay? 441 00:19:51,143 --> 00:19:53,711 You weren't discussing wedding plans, were you? 442 00:19:53,779 --> 00:19:55,646 No. 443 00:19:55,714 --> 00:19:57,148 I guess I just... 444 00:19:59,318 --> 00:20:01,319 Fainted. 445 00:20:01,386 --> 00:20:03,287 P.O.T.S. 446 00:20:03,355 --> 00:20:06,057 Postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome. 447 00:20:06,124 --> 00:20:07,758 BP plummets when he's upright, 448 00:20:07,826 --> 00:20:09,360 reverts to normal when he's lying down. 449 00:20:09,428 --> 00:20:10,661 He was lying down 450 00:20:10,729 --> 00:20:11,796 both times we took his blood pressure. 451 00:20:11,863 --> 00:20:12,897 Protracted hypotension 452 00:20:12,965 --> 00:20:14,198 could have induced his heart attack. 453 00:20:14,266 --> 00:20:15,266 Also explains the syncope. 454 00:20:15,334 --> 00:20:16,300 And his aphasia. 455 00:20:16,368 --> 00:20:17,435 He was upright, 456 00:20:17,502 --> 00:20:18,402 then you laid him down on the bed 457 00:20:18,470 --> 00:20:19,637 to test him. 458 00:20:19,705 --> 00:20:21,272 BP reverted to normal. Voice came back. 459 00:20:21,340 --> 00:20:22,940 Jabbing him with the needle had nothing to do with it. 460 00:20:23,008 --> 00:20:24,208 P.O.T.S. can be brought on 461 00:20:24,276 --> 00:20:26,043 by a viral or bacterial infection such as mono. 462 00:20:26,111 --> 00:20:28,779 So load him up with fludrocortisone. 463 00:20:28,847 --> 00:20:31,415 You didn't read your ceramics course description, did you? 464 00:20:31,483 --> 00:20:33,451 Yeah. You did? 465 00:20:33,518 --> 00:20:35,119 As I'm sure your wife did. 466 00:20:35,187 --> 00:20:37,488 So we all know they're doing a fourth of July theme. 467 00:20:37,556 --> 00:20:40,124 She'll be expecting something star-spangled. 468 00:20:44,262 --> 00:20:45,830 Nicole? 469 00:20:45,897 --> 00:20:47,031 Yes? 470 00:20:47,099 --> 00:20:49,100 Cotter Macklin. 471 00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:50,868 I'm an old friend of Ted's. 472 00:20:50,936 --> 00:20:51,969 Hi. 473 00:20:52,037 --> 00:20:54,538 How's he doing? 474 00:20:54,606 --> 00:20:57,141 Um, he had a heart attack. 475 00:20:59,678 --> 00:21:03,481 Oh, my God. 476 00:21:03,548 --> 00:21:04,715 They have him on some new meds. 477 00:21:04,783 --> 00:21:07,318 Really knocked him out. 478 00:21:07,386 --> 00:21:08,953 Well, how are you holding up? 479 00:21:09,021 --> 00:21:12,323 I'm okay. Thanks. 480 00:21:13,692 --> 00:21:17,328 Um, I brought this for him. 481 00:21:17,396 --> 00:21:19,630 That's his favorite thing in the whole world. 482 00:21:19,698 --> 00:21:21,565 I know. 483 00:21:25,871 --> 00:21:27,405 You weren't at the wedding, were you? 484 00:21:27,472 --> 00:21:31,175 No, I-I wasn't invited. 485 00:21:31,243 --> 00:21:35,312 Ted and I had a-a falling out. 486 00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:38,716 How did you know each other? 487 00:21:38,784 --> 00:21:42,086 Um, we met senior year of college. 488 00:21:42,154 --> 00:21:44,422 Yeah, we—we shared a house for a while. 489 00:21:44,489 --> 00:21:45,823 You were roommates? 490 00:21:45,891 --> 00:21:48,759 For three years. 491 00:22:00,705 --> 00:22:03,040 I'm—I'm sorry. 492 00:22:03,108 --> 00:22:05,576 I-I just miss him. 493 00:22:05,644 --> 00:22:08,079 I think you should leave. 494 00:22:08,146 --> 00:22:09,413 I shouldn't have done that. 495 00:22:09,481 --> 00:22:11,148 Now. 496 00:22:11,216 --> 00:22:13,317 Please. 497 00:22:21,426 --> 00:22:25,796 I hope he gets better. 498 00:22:38,228 --> 00:22:41,064 Hey, how are you feeling? 499 00:22:41,131 --> 00:22:43,399 Hmm. Don't know yet. 500 00:22:43,467 --> 00:22:44,567 Your numbers look good. 501 00:22:44,635 --> 00:22:46,502 We're gonna keep you on these meds. 502 00:23:05,622 --> 00:23:08,324 You had a visitor while you were asleep. 503 00:23:08,392 --> 00:23:09,992 Oh, yeah? Who? 504 00:23:10,060 --> 00:23:13,663 Cotter. Who is he? 505 00:23:13,731 --> 00:23:15,898 I shared a house with him after college. 506 00:23:15,966 --> 00:23:19,936 I don't know why he would show up. 507 00:23:20,003 --> 00:23:22,371 That's it? Yeah. 508 00:23:22,439 --> 00:23:26,008 Why? What did he say? 509 00:23:37,421 --> 00:23:41,924 I need to hear it from you, Ted. 510 00:23:54,071 --> 00:23:56,906 One night, I got really drunk 511 00:23:56,974 --> 00:24:00,877 and I went to bed. 512 00:24:00,944 --> 00:24:05,481 And he came into my room. 513 00:24:07,217 --> 00:24:09,051 One thing led to another. 514 00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:11,254 The whole thing was a mistake. 515 00:24:11,321 --> 00:24:14,290 Are you saying you had sex with him? 516 00:24:14,358 --> 00:24:17,260 I was drunk and confused. 517 00:24:17,327 --> 00:24:18,361 You're gay? 518 00:24:18,428 --> 00:24:20,496 No. 519 00:24:20,564 --> 00:24:25,234 I thought I was. 520 00:24:26,837 --> 00:24:31,240 I even made up my mind to tell my family. 521 00:24:31,308 --> 00:24:32,875 I stood in front of the bathroom mirror, 522 00:24:32,943 --> 00:24:34,577 psyching myself up. 523 00:24:34,645 --> 00:24:38,147 All I could see was disgust. 524 00:24:38,215 --> 00:24:41,117 And that's when I realized, 525 00:24:41,185 --> 00:24:44,554 I didn't hate the thought of admitting I was gay 526 00:24:44,621 --> 00:24:46,656 because I was ashamed. 527 00:24:46,723 --> 00:24:50,660 I hated the thought because I wasn't gay. 528 00:24:50,727 --> 00:24:54,430 And that was the day I went to get help. 529 00:24:54,498 --> 00:24:58,000 So you're not gay? 530 00:24:58,068 --> 00:24:59,902 They cured me, Nicole. 531 00:24:59,970 --> 00:25:04,307 That's what all the head trauma is about. 532 00:25:04,374 --> 00:25:05,575 I'm sorry I didn't tell you, 533 00:25:05,642 --> 00:25:09,512 but it's—it's all in the past now. 534 00:25:09,580 --> 00:25:11,347 It doesn't matter anymore. 535 00:25:16,386 --> 00:25:18,354 What is it? 536 00:25:21,291 --> 00:25:23,659 Oh, my head! 537 00:25:25,395 --> 00:25:27,463 He's got severe headaches. 538 00:25:27,531 --> 00:25:29,332 So do I. 539 00:25:29,399 --> 00:25:33,002 Should I call or raise with a double gutshot draw? 540 00:25:36,273 --> 00:25:37,673 No. 541 00:25:37,741 --> 00:25:39,275 What about infection? That's what we're thinking. 542 00:25:39,343 --> 00:25:41,277 Cerebral infection would explain the headaches, 543 00:25:41,345 --> 00:25:42,745 could have caused P.O.T.S. 544 00:25:42,813 --> 00:25:44,247 If it's fungal, it could have spread to the heart. 545 00:25:44,314 --> 00:25:45,982 I was talking about you. 546 00:25:46,049 --> 00:25:48,951 Has the little gent been wearing a tent? 547 00:25:49,019 --> 00:25:52,521 Remind me why that has anything to do with you. 548 00:25:52,589 --> 00:25:55,458 A distracted person makes a distracted professional. 549 00:25:55,525 --> 00:25:57,593 And destroying my marriage will help me focus. 550 00:25:57,661 --> 00:25:59,662 Probably. 551 00:25:59,730 --> 00:26:02,965 Do a spinal tap. Run the CSF. 552 00:26:03,033 --> 00:26:05,234 Still talking about you. 553 00:26:05,302 --> 00:26:08,070 But you can do it on the patient, too, if you want. 554 00:26:25,789 --> 00:26:27,290 what about her? 555 00:26:27,357 --> 00:26:28,991 The bartender? 556 00:26:29,059 --> 00:26:31,794 She's the only one who's not here for fun. 557 00:26:31,862 --> 00:26:33,362 Trust me, she's not straight. 558 00:26:33,430 --> 00:26:35,765 If your gaydar is so great, 559 00:26:35,832 --> 00:26:37,433 how come you didn't know about the patient 560 00:26:37,501 --> 00:26:38,567 till you met his boyfriend? 561 00:26:38,635 --> 00:26:40,403 The guy walked in with his bride. 562 00:26:40,470 --> 00:26:42,772 It took me a while to rotate my dish. 563 00:26:42,839 --> 00:26:45,675 It's unbelievable what he's doing to her. 564 00:26:45,742 --> 00:26:47,476 You don't think he loves her? 565 00:26:47,544 --> 00:26:49,045 He may love her, 566 00:26:49,112 --> 00:26:50,613 but he needs to have sex with other men. 567 00:26:50,681 --> 00:26:51,914 Taub loves his wife, 568 00:26:51,982 --> 00:26:53,950 but he needs to have sex with other women. 569 00:26:54,017 --> 00:26:56,285 Yeah, it sucks what he's doing to her too, 570 00:26:56,353 --> 00:26:57,486 but it's hardly the same. 571 00:26:57,554 --> 00:26:58,921 To be faithful to his wife, 572 00:26:58,989 --> 00:27:00,756 our patient has to deny his identity. 573 00:27:00,824 --> 00:27:01,924 Taub just needs to— 574 00:27:01,992 --> 00:27:03,826 to resist a biological imperative? 575 00:27:03,894 --> 00:27:06,195 It is easier to say no to dessert 576 00:27:06,263 --> 00:27:07,496 than to pretend you don't eat. 577 00:27:07,564 --> 00:27:09,665 Says someone who's obviously never been on a diet. 578 00:27:09,733 --> 00:27:13,235 Oh, yeah. My life's a breeze. 579 00:27:13,303 --> 00:27:15,538 You're successful, smart, 580 00:27:15,605 --> 00:27:17,540 and you attract everything that moves. 581 00:27:17,607 --> 00:27:19,108 If you want to focus on the fact 582 00:27:19,176 --> 00:27:21,344 that you're not gonna see 50, that's your choice. 583 00:27:21,411 --> 00:27:23,212 You know what? I agree with you. 584 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:26,248 My self-pity's optional. What about yours? 585 00:27:32,522 --> 00:27:33,556 Yeah? 586 00:27:33,623 --> 00:27:35,624 CSF was negative for infection, 587 00:27:35,692 --> 00:27:36,692 and his headaches are worse. 588 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,060 We were just talking about you. 589 00:27:38,128 --> 00:27:39,628 Please don't. 590 00:27:39,696 --> 00:27:41,664 It's not P.O.T.S. , so we're back to square one. 591 00:27:47,704 --> 00:27:50,039 Not quite. 592 00:27:50,107 --> 00:27:52,575 You did a spinal tap, but the headaches got worse. 593 00:27:52,642 --> 00:27:54,076 We're maxing him out on morphine. 594 00:27:54,144 --> 00:27:55,845 He sprung a leak. 595 00:27:55,912 --> 00:27:57,847 He's losing CSF from the tap site. 596 00:27:57,914 --> 00:27:59,448 We made his headaches worse? 597 00:27:59,516 --> 00:28:01,617 Just you, actually. 598 00:28:01,685 --> 00:28:03,119 That still wouldn't explain 599 00:28:03,186 --> 00:28:04,787 why he got the headaches in the first place. 600 00:28:04,855 --> 00:28:07,089 The low pressure in his brain caused the P.O.T.S., 601 00:28:07,157 --> 00:28:08,190 not the other way around. 602 00:28:08,258 --> 00:28:09,525 Patch the leak 603 00:28:09,593 --> 00:28:11,460 and top him up with artificial CSF. 604 00:28:21,071 --> 00:28:24,440 There. That should stop the leak. 605 00:28:24,508 --> 00:28:26,776 You should be feeling some relief soon. 606 00:28:30,013 --> 00:28:32,782 I spoke to my parents. 607 00:28:32,849 --> 00:28:34,483 How are they doing? 608 00:28:34,551 --> 00:28:36,619 They're still worried. 609 00:28:36,686 --> 00:28:39,355 Well, tell them not to be. 610 00:28:39,423 --> 00:28:42,091 Everything's gonna be okay. 611 00:28:45,729 --> 00:28:46,729 Ted? 612 00:28:46,797 --> 00:28:48,130 What's happening? 613 00:28:48,198 --> 00:28:49,398 He's stroking. 614 00:28:50,934 --> 00:28:52,334 Both eyes are responsive. 615 00:28:52,402 --> 00:28:53,469 Tell me your full name. 616 00:28:53,537 --> 00:28:55,171 Theodore Philip Taylor. 617 00:28:55,238 --> 00:28:56,739 This isn't a stroke. Then what is it? 618 00:28:57,974 --> 00:28:59,175 What's happening to me? 619 00:29:06,474 --> 00:29:08,475 It's really not P.O.T.S. 620 00:29:08,543 --> 00:29:09,776 We're really back to square one. 621 00:29:09,844 --> 00:29:12,612 So what's masquerading as a stroke? 622 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,048 Voted the worst Halloween costume, by the way. 623 00:29:15,116 --> 00:29:17,651 MRA showed no problems with blood flow to the brain. 624 00:29:17,718 --> 00:29:20,320 Rules out T.I.A. 625 00:29:20,388 --> 00:29:23,623 Chest x-rays showed no hilar masses. 626 00:29:23,691 --> 00:29:24,858 Any luck with the pottery? 627 00:29:24,926 --> 00:29:25,992 Wasn't easy. 628 00:29:26,060 --> 00:29:27,594 Bought a suitably cruddy set 629 00:29:27,662 --> 00:29:29,429 of fife and drum napkin rings online. 630 00:29:29,497 --> 00:29:30,397 Scleroderma? 631 00:29:30,464 --> 00:29:31,464 Skin's fine. 632 00:29:31,532 --> 00:29:33,033 A.N.A. was negative. 633 00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:34,901 So what did that set you back? Too much. 634 00:29:34,969 --> 00:29:36,937 I got into a bidding war with some lunatic. 635 00:29:37,004 --> 00:29:38,271 Histoplasmosis. 636 00:29:38,339 --> 00:29:40,307 EIA was clear. 637 00:29:40,374 --> 00:29:44,110 Hey, could have gone a lot higher than $215. 638 00:29:44,178 --> 00:29:48,248 You're kissmyasthma99? 639 00:29:48,316 --> 00:29:49,583 What about melas? 640 00:29:49,650 --> 00:29:51,451 Mitochondrial encephalomyopathy, 641 00:29:51,519 --> 00:29:53,453 lactic acidosis, and stroke-like episodes. 642 00:29:53,521 --> 00:29:55,388 Nillas. 643 00:29:55,456 --> 00:29:59,993 No, idiot. Lactate levels are stable. 644 00:30:00,061 --> 00:30:01,695 We're missing something. 645 00:30:01,762 --> 00:30:02,896 We've run every test that makes sense, 646 00:30:02,964 --> 00:30:04,097 asked every question we can think of, 647 00:30:04,165 --> 00:30:05,465 gone over his history a dozen times. 648 00:30:05,533 --> 00:30:07,200 We know how much we can trust his history. 649 00:30:07,268 --> 00:30:09,569 If history is written by the Victor, 650 00:30:09,637 --> 00:30:11,671 how do we find out what really happened? 651 00:30:11,739 --> 00:30:12,939 Talk to the loser. 652 00:30:13,007 --> 00:30:14,174 Call the boyfriend. 653 00:30:14,241 --> 00:30:15,609 Let's get them all in the same room. 654 00:30:15,676 --> 00:30:16,676 Or we could question them separately 655 00:30:16,744 --> 00:30:17,877 and not torture them. 656 00:30:17,945 --> 00:30:19,779 Or we could get them all in the same room 657 00:30:19,847 --> 00:30:20,880 and get the truth. 658 00:30:25,553 --> 00:30:29,990 Oh. Drinks are on me and Foreman tonight. 659 00:30:30,057 --> 00:30:31,491 Can't. Pap smear. 660 00:30:31,559 --> 00:30:32,525 We don't want to do it either, 661 00:30:32,593 --> 00:30:33,760 but Wilson already paid us. 662 00:30:33,828 --> 00:30:34,928 It's gonna suck. 663 00:30:34,996 --> 00:30:37,197 I know. 664 00:30:37,264 --> 00:30:40,200 Where and when? 665 00:30:40,267 --> 00:30:42,202 Any incidents of dizziness? 666 00:30:42,269 --> 00:30:45,572 Seizures? 667 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:46,940 Blackouts? 668 00:30:47,008 --> 00:30:49,843 Other than our wedding day. 669 00:30:49,910 --> 00:30:52,345 Don't you think I would have told you if there were? 670 00:30:52,413 --> 00:30:53,980 My sister's birthday. 671 00:30:54,048 --> 00:30:55,615 I was drunk. 672 00:30:55,683 --> 00:30:57,083 You had one Martini. 673 00:30:57,151 --> 00:30:58,385 On an empty stomach. 674 00:30:58,452 --> 00:30:59,886 Look, he was just sitting on the couch, 675 00:30:59,954 --> 00:31:02,255 and then he—he- he fell over and that was it. 676 00:31:02,323 --> 00:31:04,557 Well, once I slept it off, I was fine. 677 00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:07,227 Well, I stayed up that night, 678 00:31:07,294 --> 00:31:09,062 checking on him every 15 minutes. 679 00:31:09,130 --> 00:31:10,997 What about sex? 680 00:31:11,065 --> 00:31:13,366 Yes, I have sex with my girlfriend, 681 00:31:13,434 --> 00:31:15,602 because I'm not gay. 682 00:31:15,670 --> 00:31:19,139 We have sex. Thank you. 683 00:31:19,206 --> 00:31:20,940 No problems? 684 00:31:21,008 --> 00:31:25,845 Um, well, there have been some... 685 00:31:25,913 --> 00:31:27,347 Nic. Issues. 686 00:31:27,415 --> 00:31:28,548 Erectile dysfunction? 687 00:31:28,616 --> 00:31:31,718 Every guy has it sometimes. 688 00:31:34,388 --> 00:31:36,790 We never had that problem. 689 00:31:36,857 --> 00:31:40,360 Gee, that must be because Ted doesn't like girls. 690 00:31:40,428 --> 00:31:41,461 Or because it's vascular. 691 00:31:41,529 --> 00:31:43,496 I know we did an MRA, 692 00:31:43,564 --> 00:31:45,665 but arterial disease causing acute ischemia 693 00:31:45,733 --> 00:31:47,734 could explain the heart, neuro symptoms, 694 00:31:47,802 --> 00:31:49,502 and maybe even P.O.T.S. 695 00:31:49,570 --> 00:31:52,539 Might I suggest a diagnostic test? 696 00:31:54,975 --> 00:31:56,976 The penile plethysmograph 697 00:31:57,044 --> 00:31:58,945 measures changes in blood flow in your penis. 698 00:31:59,013 --> 00:32:02,582 Tells us if there's a circulatory problem. 699 00:32:02,650 --> 00:32:05,151 You just need to be in the right... state. 700 00:32:05,219 --> 00:32:06,720 What's your pleasure? 701 00:32:06,787 --> 00:32:08,054 I feel terrible. 702 00:32:08,122 --> 00:32:10,457 I-I don't think anything's gonna work. 703 00:32:10,524 --> 00:32:12,292 Then we'll have to give you a shot. 704 00:32:12,359 --> 00:32:14,360 Where you don't want to get one. 705 00:32:16,630 --> 00:32:18,198 Shot it is. 706 00:33:34,942 --> 00:33:36,776 Nobody wants to follow that. 707 00:33:36,844 --> 00:33:38,645 The night just keeps getting better. 708 00:33:38,712 --> 00:33:39,913 To Wilson. 709 00:33:39,980 --> 00:33:42,849 Wilson. Wilson. 710 00:33:42,917 --> 00:33:44,951 Everything looks fine. 711 00:33:45,019 --> 00:33:46,853 You sure? 712 00:33:46,921 --> 00:33:50,523 Medically, that's good news. 713 00:33:50,591 --> 00:33:52,358 Are you feeling feverish? You're sweating. 714 00:33:52,426 --> 00:33:56,496 No. I feel lousy, but I don't know why I'm sweating. 715 00:34:00,067 --> 00:34:01,000 What is it? 716 00:34:01,068 --> 00:34:02,402 You're not sweating. 717 00:34:05,005 --> 00:34:07,140 You're lactating. 718 00:34:09,709 --> 00:34:11,943 Can't tell his fiancee he's gay, 719 00:34:12,011 --> 00:34:14,813 how is he gonna tell her he's pregnant? 720 00:34:14,881 --> 00:34:18,984 His therapists loaded him with hormones. 721 00:34:19,052 --> 00:34:21,820 Male hormones don't make you lactate. 722 00:34:21,888 --> 00:34:23,889 Except they could screw up your thyroid. 723 00:34:23,956 --> 00:34:25,023 That was over three months ago. 724 00:34:25,091 --> 00:34:26,758 We just started milking him last night. 725 00:34:26,826 --> 00:34:28,760 So something else screwed up his thyroid. 726 00:34:28,828 --> 00:34:30,729 Graves, hashimoto's. 727 00:34:30,797 --> 00:34:34,266 Nope. TSH was normal. 728 00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:35,534 Pituitary tumor. 729 00:34:35,601 --> 00:34:36,802 Could also explain 730 00:34:36,869 --> 00:34:38,203 his libido 731 00:34:38,271 --> 00:34:40,305 and heart issues. 732 00:34:40,373 --> 00:34:43,842 And if the tumor's big enough, his headaches and syncope. 733 00:34:45,478 --> 00:34:48,613 Except we— we cleared him for cancer. 734 00:34:48,681 --> 00:34:50,382 Didn't say "cancer." 735 00:34:50,450 --> 00:34:51,950 Prolactinomas can be benign. 736 00:34:56,089 --> 00:35:00,525 Check his prolactin level, then MRI his pituitary. 737 00:35:12,405 --> 00:35:14,773 Sounds like you had fun last night. 738 00:35:14,841 --> 00:35:16,475 You believe Chase? 739 00:35:16,542 --> 00:35:18,677 I believe Foreman. 740 00:35:18,744 --> 00:35:20,912 And they had fun with you. 741 00:35:20,980 --> 00:35:24,749 What happened? 742 00:35:24,817 --> 00:35:28,553 I realized that they could be my friends. 743 00:35:32,225 --> 00:35:33,258 You're serious. 744 00:35:33,326 --> 00:35:35,327 And then I sobered up. 745 00:35:35,394 --> 00:35:36,828 You weren't that drunk. 746 00:35:36,896 --> 00:35:38,497 You managed to find your way 747 00:35:38,564 --> 00:35:39,798 into your own little bed last night. 748 00:35:39,866 --> 00:35:42,334 I think I sleep better in rocket ship sheets. 749 00:35:42,401 --> 00:35:45,704 No, you want to blame this on the booze, but that's easy. 750 00:35:45,771 --> 00:35:47,239 Change is hard. 751 00:35:47,306 --> 00:35:49,007 And wisdom is knowing the difference 752 00:35:49,075 --> 00:35:51,309 between what you can change... 753 00:35:55,715 --> 00:35:58,116 And what you were born with. 754 00:35:58,184 --> 00:36:00,051 And cowardice is labeling 755 00:36:00,119 --> 00:36:03,355 what you don't want to change as innate. 756 00:36:03,422 --> 00:36:05,157 I was winning this argument. 757 00:36:08,928 --> 00:36:10,495 Pituitary MRI— 758 00:36:10,563 --> 00:36:12,531 was normal. 759 00:36:15,067 --> 00:36:16,868 How are the headaches? 760 00:36:16,936 --> 00:36:18,637 Terrible. 761 00:36:18,704 --> 00:36:20,138 Give me your head. 762 00:36:20,206 --> 00:36:22,107 What the hell? I know. 763 00:36:22,175 --> 00:36:23,275 It's the first time you've heard that sentence 764 00:36:23,342 --> 00:36:24,743 with a possessive pronoun. 765 00:36:30,449 --> 00:36:35,053 Oh, wow, that— that's better. 766 00:36:42,161 --> 00:36:43,562 Okay, enough. 767 00:36:43,629 --> 00:36:45,897 How cool is that? 768 00:36:45,965 --> 00:36:47,866 You have a chiari malformation, 769 00:36:47,934 --> 00:36:49,434 a narrowing in the base of your skull 770 00:36:49,502 --> 00:36:51,436 that can cut off CSF flow. 771 00:36:51,504 --> 00:36:52,737 But it wasn't a problem 772 00:36:52,805 --> 00:36:54,673 until the ECT at breeder boot camp 773 00:36:54,740 --> 00:36:55,740 caused your brain to swell 774 00:36:55,808 --> 00:36:57,309 just enough to plug the opening. 775 00:36:57,376 --> 00:36:59,945 And when your brain pressed up against your pituitary, 776 00:37:00,012 --> 00:37:03,315 it signed you up for la leche league. 777 00:37:03,382 --> 00:37:05,250 You still won't be pitching a tent for your lady, 778 00:37:05,318 --> 00:37:08,620 but that's just because, you know, she's a lady. 779 00:37:08,688 --> 00:37:11,056 Its orthostatic effect was mimicking P.O.T.S. 780 00:37:11,123 --> 00:37:13,592 It also does an uncanny Christopher Walken. 781 00:37:13,659 --> 00:37:16,061 Unfortunately, if you treat it like P.O.T.S., 782 00:37:16,128 --> 00:37:17,195 it gets worse. 783 00:37:17,263 --> 00:37:19,998 So as far as that goes, oops. 784 00:37:20,066 --> 00:37:21,466 Proper treatment is surgery. 785 00:37:21,534 --> 00:37:22,467 We'll get you in right away. 786 00:37:22,535 --> 00:37:24,202 So how did I get this thing? 787 00:37:24,270 --> 00:37:26,137 Overbearing mother. 788 00:37:26,205 --> 00:37:29,541 Kidding. CM's congenital. 789 00:37:29,609 --> 00:37:33,245 Like so many other things, you were born that way. 790 00:37:47,994 --> 00:37:52,330 I thought you might be running low, so... 791 00:37:52,398 --> 00:37:54,366 Thanks. 792 00:37:57,169 --> 00:37:58,970 I'm not coming back. 793 00:38:01,774 --> 00:38:03,375 Ted, this is a mistake. 794 00:38:03,442 --> 00:38:05,243 I know you're hurting, and I'm sorry. 795 00:38:05,311 --> 00:38:07,946 I'm talking about hurting her. 796 00:38:08,014 --> 00:38:09,247 I love her. 797 00:38:09,315 --> 00:38:11,449 Ted. 798 00:38:11,517 --> 00:38:14,653 Thank you for your support. 799 00:38:17,123 --> 00:38:19,557 We both really appreciate it. 800 00:38:21,394 --> 00:38:23,762 Good luck. 801 00:38:46,952 --> 00:38:47,952 Hey. 802 00:38:50,289 --> 00:38:52,891 You know what I've been thinking? 803 00:38:52,958 --> 00:38:57,028 It's your birthday in three weeks. 804 00:38:57,096 --> 00:38:59,864 What do you say we rebook the church 805 00:38:59,932 --> 00:39:01,199 and make it a doubleheader? 806 00:39:02,768 --> 00:39:04,836 I don't know, Ted. 807 00:39:04,904 --> 00:39:07,939 Less than a week ago we were standing at the altar, 808 00:39:08,007 --> 00:39:09,808 perfectly happy. 809 00:39:09,875 --> 00:39:11,443 Nothing's changed. 810 00:39:11,510 --> 00:39:13,311 Really? 811 00:39:13,379 --> 00:39:16,815 I still love you. 812 00:39:16,882 --> 00:39:19,584 Do you still love me? 813 00:39:19,652 --> 00:39:22,053 Yes. 814 00:39:22,121 --> 00:39:23,922 But— 815 00:39:23,989 --> 00:39:25,990 then that's all that matters. 816 00:39:28,361 --> 00:39:32,330 But I think that you still love him. 817 00:39:32,398 --> 00:39:36,701 I'm not gay, Nicole. 818 00:39:36,769 --> 00:39:39,070 I promise you. 819 00:39:39,138 --> 00:39:42,607 How can you promise me that? 820 00:39:42,675 --> 00:39:44,909 Because I believe that we get 821 00:39:44,977 --> 00:39:46,511 to choose how we live our lives, 822 00:39:46,579 --> 00:39:50,448 and I've made my choice. 823 00:39:50,516 --> 00:39:53,885 So now I have to make mine. 824 00:39:55,588 --> 00:39:56,654 Nic. 825 00:39:56,722 --> 00:39:59,190 I'm sorry. 826 00:39:59,258 --> 00:40:00,959 Nic. 827 00:40:02,828 --> 00:40:05,463 No. No. 828 00:40:07,466 --> 00:40:09,267 I'm not saying good-bye. 829 00:40:09,335 --> 00:40:11,236 Yeah. 830 00:40:13,105 --> 00:40:15,407 I want to marry you. 831 00:40:15,474 --> 00:40:19,511 I have to marry you. 832 00:40:19,578 --> 00:40:21,746 Nic! 833 00:40:26,185 --> 00:40:28,720 It's Friday night. 834 00:40:31,724 --> 00:40:33,925 I called it off. 835 00:40:33,993 --> 00:40:35,627 For real this time. 836 00:40:35,694 --> 00:40:38,496 Frees you up for the next one. 837 00:40:38,564 --> 00:40:40,198 One day at a time. 838 00:40:43,302 --> 00:40:46,304 Napkin rings. 839 00:40:46,372 --> 00:40:48,506 My way of saying thanks. 840 00:40:48,574 --> 00:40:50,542 For trying to wreck your marriage? 841 00:40:50,609 --> 00:40:52,510 For trying to save it. 842 00:40:52,578 --> 00:40:54,846 And I get napkin rings? 843 00:40:54,914 --> 00:40:57,782 Expensive ones. 844 00:41:11,764 --> 00:41:14,332 I hired a replacement. 845 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,868 For my P.A. 846 00:41:16,936 --> 00:41:18,069 She seems great. 847 00:41:19,805 --> 00:41:21,573 Good work. You too. 848 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,542 Your patient's going home tomorrow. 849 00:41:24,610 --> 00:41:26,911 He doesn't have a home. 850 00:41:29,081 --> 00:41:31,249 You want to grab a bite to eat? 851 00:41:33,252 --> 00:41:35,119 So Wilson got to you too? 852 00:41:36,555 --> 00:41:39,390 No. This is just me. 853 00:41:39,458 --> 00:41:42,227 Lucas? Working late. 854 00:41:44,430 --> 00:41:46,498 I'm buying. 855 00:41:46,565 --> 00:41:48,633 I'm not that hungry. 856 00:41:50,836 --> 00:41:52,670 Okay. 857 00:42:00,279 --> 00:42:03,047 I just want us to be friends. 858 00:42:06,619 --> 00:42:09,053 Funny. 859 00:42:09,121 --> 00:42:11,890 That's the last thing I want us to be. 860 00:42:59,038 --> 00:43:02,574 — Sync by elderman — — for addic7ed.Com —