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Let's hear it for Della Carr.

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Dude, your sister
kicks serious ass.

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Competed in the boy's
league this year.

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Kicked their asses too.

5
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Nice job, Del.
You—

6
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I went faster on the 50-50.

7
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You were right.

8
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All right,
who wants next?

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Yeah, yeah,
I'm a little biased.

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Whoo!

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Whoa!

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Custom decks.

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Start the bidding
at 400 bucks.

14
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Trust me, the kids'll
force their parents to buy them.

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You got to see this.

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You made a great
event today, hon.

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Fast enough for you?

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I'm already
in a wheelchair.

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What are you so afraid of?

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That wasn't what I meant.

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Della?
You okay?

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Mom! Dad!

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— Sync, corrected by elderman —
— for www.addic7ed.com —

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We got to stop
parking like this.

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People are gonna talk.

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Well, that's why I plan
on doing some talking first.

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I want us to formerly
report our relationship

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to Human Resources.

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Okay. You get them,
I'll cover everybody else.

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I would appreciate it

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if we could keep it quiet
until we had that meeting.

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It's gonna be hard with me
grabbing your ass all day.

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Grabbing stops
at the threshold.

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Of the parking garage.

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Handicapped plates.

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I got special access.

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I just don't want our
relationship affecting our jobs.

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Or the other way around.

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Why, Dr. Cuddy,
how was your weekend?

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I got a call
about a case for you.

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14-year-old.

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EMTs think
her heart stopped—

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Sounds great.

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You haven't seen it yet.

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I sense something
fascinating about it.

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I'm gonna get us in
to see HR this afternoon.

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Think you can hold
your tongue till then?

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Mom...

49
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Fine.

50
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People are gonna know
soon enough.

51
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I think I can hold it
till lunch.

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I'm seeing Cuddy.

53
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Generally,
without her clothes on.

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Use your imagination.

55
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Hope it's got
a wide-angle lens.

56
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You don't actually need that.

57
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I'm gonna check my office
for whoopee cushions.

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This is not a prank.

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This is not me
walking out the door.

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Really?
You and Cuddy?

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For reals.
Foreman can translate.

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So junior miss everything—

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skateboarder, basketballer,
science clubber, seal clubber—

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I'm actually guessing
with that last one.

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Healthy one day,
heart arrhythmia the next.

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Are you sure
it a good idea

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to be yanking
on the chain of command?

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Way to go, House.

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I'm surprised you two
didn't get together sooner.

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EKG, echo and head CT
are all spotless.

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There's nothing on
her neurological exam.

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Interesting.

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In favor, indignant,
indifferent.

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Think I'd like
a female perspective.

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Or Thirteen's. Where is she?
- She's gone.

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She said she was taking
a leave of absence.

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Wanted us to think it was for
a Huntington's study in Rome.

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They've never heard of her.

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Cell and home phone
are disconnected.

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Apartment's already
been vacated.

81
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And what's with
the death's head cane?

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They didn't have
a death's ass cane in my size.

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Well, I guess
we'll just have to wait.

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Conditions that cause
intermittent heart arrhythmias.

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Taub.

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Three years, you've been
trying to game out Thirteen,

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and now you don't care?

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Sorry.
Not caring about Thirteen

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is not part of the differential
for heart arrhythmia,

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but you do get
a home version of the game.

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Patient's brother has severe,

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congenital
muscular dystrophy.

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Life expectancy
of about 25.

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If she's had
a latent case of it...

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Wouldn't be sudden onset.
Foreman.

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Do you know something
about Thirteen that we don't?

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She's entitled
to her privacy.

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Just as I'm entitled
to a diagnosis.

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And you're glossing over
Thirteen's departure

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because you actually respect
somebody's privacy?

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I agree. It's weird of me
not to care.

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So either I'm a changed man
because of Cuddy,

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or I'm pretending
to be a changed man

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because I do know something
about Thirteen

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and I'm trying
to throw you off the scent,

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or I've just gone nutty bananas
because I lost a patient.

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All of which
you are free to discuss

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after I get a diagnosis.

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If it's Long QT Syndrome,

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any startling stimulus
in that skate park

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could have triggered
the arrhythmia.

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Loud noise,
flashing lights.

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Scare the patient to death
to confirm Long QT.

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Fine.
If you insist,

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do it in a room with one
of those thingamabobs

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that brings people
back to life.

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Scare test is insane.

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Scare test is legitimate.

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Simulates real world
conditions.

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This fling with Cuddy
is insane.

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Flare gun?
Scary enough?

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How about just telling her
we're planning this stupid test?

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And I'm hoping House and Cuddy
are more than just a fling.

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It's clearly
mellowed him out.

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He didn't even care
about Thirteen.

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Right.
The guy who ordered us

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to stop the patient's heart
has mellowed out.

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It's gonna be horrible
because it's doomed,

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which is just
gonna make House

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50 times more
of a crank.

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Firecrackers.

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We can hide 'em under one
of those covered food trays.

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Find any itching powder
in your hanky?

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Any fake poo
in your desk drawer?

135
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Yes, the lack
of dime-store pranks

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is proof that you're
actually dating Cuddy,

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and not just mocking me

138
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for being worried
about you.

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What do I have to do
to prove this to you?

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Tattoo a cane
on her inner thigh?

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Tattoo her inner thigh
on my cane?

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You told everybody,
didn't you?

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Repeatedly.

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This one's not buying it.

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Need a little help.

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I'm not selling it.

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It's time for our meeting
at Human Resources.

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Hmm.
Human Resources.

149
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Now, why would I need
to go to Human Resources?

150
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House, you've been
to Human Resources

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74 times
in the last six weeks.

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Never after doing this.

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Well, I'm convinced.

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Come on.
One peck.

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Just enough
to arouse him a little.

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I—hey, I'm not even...

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I didn't mean you.

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If I confirm it,
can we leave?

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Yes.

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It's true.

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I've been more passionate

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with my great aunt.

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Mabel? Up high.

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We done here?

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She didn't even
ask me to cough.

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Think you straightened out
my limp a little.

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How would you describe

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the exact nature
of the relationship?

169
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You ever see
Wild Kingdom?

170
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Those insects that rip
their partner's heads off

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after copulating?

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It's a sexual
relationship.

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Go slowly now.

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He's writing it down.

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I believe
that I can still

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supervise Dr. House
effectively,

177
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but we both want
to follow hospital policy

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to the letter.

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Our concern
is to make sure

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that there's no
conflict of interest,

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no liability
for the hospital.

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You think we're gonna sue
if things go South?

183
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Let me tell you.
She actually does go—

184
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House.

185
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Let him talk.

186
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I, uh, know that
you're not going to sue,

187
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because you are both
going to sign love contracts.

188
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Consensual relationship
agreements.

189
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Well, obviously
outside council

190
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will have to review
the crotchless undies clause.

191
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Uh, we'll also need to watch

192
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for any favoritism
toward Dr. House.

193
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Does that mean she has
to sleep with everyone?

194
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I promise not to give him
a raise or a promotion

195
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of any kind.

196
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There's got to be
a joke there

197
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about keeping up
with inflation.

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Or bias against him.

199
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Are there any
supervisory issues

200
00:09:53,161 --> 00:09:54,411
with Dr. House's
current case load?

201
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No, her case is solved.

202
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Patient has Long QT.

203
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Gonna scare her into
cardiac arrest to confirm it.

204
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No, we're not.

205
00:10:00,751 --> 00:10:03,453
Okay, no, we're not.

206
00:10:03,504 --> 00:10:07,824
See?
Everything's under control.

207
00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:10,377
I know you're still planning
your ridiculous scare test.

208
00:10:10,461 --> 00:10:12,495
The patient is nowhere
near sick enough

209
00:10:12,547 --> 00:10:14,264
to justify the risk.

210
00:10:14,331 --> 00:10:16,183
An angiogram
and an E.P. study

211
00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:18,852
are much safer
and very effective.

212
00:10:18,936 --> 00:10:21,855
Fair point.
Not doing the scare test.

213
00:10:25,193 --> 00:10:27,477
I'd invite you to watch me
not doing the test,

214
00:10:27,528 --> 00:10:29,312
but having not done it
many times before,

215
00:10:29,363 --> 00:10:31,848
trust me, it's pretty
not interesting.

216
00:10:39,557 --> 00:10:40,407
House?

217
00:10:40,491 --> 00:10:41,575
Scare test
was not approved.

218
00:10:41,659 --> 00:10:43,527
Do an angio and
E.P. study instead.

219
00:10:43,594 --> 00:10:45,695
First of all, that's not
as effective as—

220
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How come you're not doing
the more specialized test?

221
00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:53,837
This test is virtually
just as effective.

222
00:10:53,905 --> 00:10:56,473
And Dr. House puts
a premium on patient safety.

223
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But frequently
changes his mind.

224
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Hugo, give him a break.
I'm fine.

225
00:11:00,995 --> 00:11:02,229
You should go to the bathroom
before we go.

226
00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:04,147
We've been hydrating you
for quite a while.

227
00:11:04,214 --> 00:11:05,232
I don't have to pee.

228
00:11:05,299 --> 00:11:06,900
Once we start the test,

229
00:11:06,984 --> 00:11:08,718
you won't be able to move
for at least an hour.

230
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,687
I really don't have to pee.

231
00:11:10,755 --> 00:11:12,822
How much fluid
have we given her?

232
00:11:14,442 --> 00:11:15,959
2.5 liters.

233
00:11:16,027 --> 00:11:17,661
When's the last time
you went to the bathroom?

234
00:11:17,728 --> 00:11:19,896
Last night, I guess.

235
00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,181
What does that mean?

236
00:11:21,249 --> 00:11:23,934
Your daughter's kidneys
seem to be failing.

237
00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,508
So what could cause
her heart to stop

238
00:11:30,525 --> 00:11:32,576
and her urine not to drop?

239
00:11:33,328 --> 00:11:36,231
House, I was expecting
your relationship with Cuddy

240
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to complicate our work
long-term.

241
00:11:38,549 --> 00:11:41,301
I am now concerned it might
be affecting us short-term.

242
00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:42,636
All due respect.

243
00:11:42,687 --> 00:11:44,171
None taken.

244
00:11:44,238 --> 00:11:46,073
I listen to Cuddy
all the time.

245
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:48,525
She's my boss.
Also yours, by the way.

246
00:11:48,593 --> 00:11:50,060
You'd listen, then tell her
she's being an idiot,

247
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,511
and do whatever you want.

248
00:11:51,579 --> 00:11:52,696
I find I can skip
the idiot part

249
00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:53,981
when she's not
being an idiot,

250
00:11:54,032 --> 00:11:55,265
and since the scare test

251
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would have led
to the same dead end,

252
00:11:56,734 --> 00:11:58,068
she was right to stop it.

253
00:11:58,152 --> 00:12:00,404
Which means
your problem's about you.

254
00:12:00,488 --> 00:12:01,872
This should be interesting.

255
00:12:01,956 --> 00:12:03,573
Losers love company.

256
00:12:03,658 --> 00:12:05,909
And if even
a misanthrope like me

257
00:12:05,994 --> 00:12:07,411
has a chance at happiness,

258
00:12:07,495 --> 00:12:08,996
it's gonna be pretty lonely

259
00:12:09,047 --> 00:12:10,847
on that landfill
of loserdom

260
00:12:10,915 --> 00:12:12,949
you call a marriage.

261
00:12:13,017 --> 00:12:14,451
Heart, kidneys, go.

262
00:12:14,519 --> 00:12:16,353
Could be Fabry disease.

263
00:12:16,421 --> 00:12:18,055
Lipid deposition
in her tissues.

264
00:12:18,122 --> 00:12:19,339
Dad's history was clean.

265
00:12:19,407 --> 00:12:20,490
What about
protein deposits?

266
00:12:20,558 --> 00:12:22,659
They wouldn't show
in her parents' history.

267
00:12:22,727 --> 00:12:24,644
Amyloidosis.

268
00:12:24,712 --> 00:12:26,680
Explains both
the symptoms.

269
00:12:26,731 --> 00:12:27,881
Marrow transplant
to treat.

270
00:12:27,932 --> 00:12:29,382
Brother's a match.

271
00:12:29,434 --> 00:12:32,052
Confirm and do.

272
00:12:34,789 --> 00:12:35,839
I been
experiencing fatigue,

273
00:12:35,907 --> 00:12:38,442
and—and weakness.

274
00:12:38,526 --> 00:12:40,110
Wouldn't have anything
to do with the fact

275
00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:43,647
that you're...
102 years old.

276
00:12:43,715 --> 00:12:45,198
Usually
he's strong as an ox.

277
00:12:45,249 --> 00:12:47,034
102-year-old ox.

278
00:12:47,085 --> 00:12:49,536
He has tingling
in his feet and his legs.

279
00:12:49,587 --> 00:12:51,838
I want a full battery
of tests.

280
00:12:51,906 --> 00:12:53,156
Carbon dating?

281
00:12:53,224 --> 00:12:55,575
I'll pay cash
if it's not covered.

282
00:12:55,626 --> 00:12:57,077
That's nice of you
to float your friend.

283
00:12:57,128 --> 00:12:59,296
He's not my friend.
He's my father.

284
00:12:59,380 --> 00:13:02,182
He's 22 years
older than me.

285
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:05,302
Well, that's true, he's
definitely had his jowls done.

286
00:13:05,386 --> 00:13:07,804
Statistically, if he didn't
have these symptoms,

287
00:13:07,889 --> 00:13:09,689
he'd be like most
people of his age—

288
00:13:09,757 --> 00:13:11,424
dead for the past
several decades.

289
00:13:11,476 --> 00:13:13,060
Do the tests.
I'm sick.

290
00:13:13,111 --> 00:13:15,445
You have a bad case
of natural causes.

291
00:13:15,513 --> 00:13:19,766
Do the damn tests.

292
00:13:19,817 --> 00:13:21,485
If the vial
fills with sand,

293
00:13:21,569 --> 00:13:24,771
we take that as a bad sign.

294
00:13:24,839 --> 00:13:25,839
Hugo should be here.

295
00:13:25,907 --> 00:13:27,023
Why'd you ask him to leave?

296
00:13:27,091 --> 00:13:29,109
We wanted to be able
to discuss this openly.

297
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,111
But it obviously affects him.

298
00:13:31,179 --> 00:13:32,462
Honey,
let the doctor finish.

299
00:13:32,530 --> 00:13:33,947
It's a standard procedure.

300
00:13:33,998 --> 00:13:35,115
We use general anesthesia,

301
00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:36,600
harvest a very small
amount of—

302
00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:39,136
No. I'm not taking
my brother's marrow.

303
00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:40,286
Del, it's—

304
00:13:40,338 --> 00:13:41,471
These harvests
are harmless.

305
00:13:41,556 --> 00:13:42,589
With the meds we give,

306
00:13:42,657 --> 00:13:44,091
there's almost no pain,

307
00:13:44,158 --> 00:13:45,142
almost no risk of infection.

308
00:13:45,226 --> 00:13:47,310
Almost?

309
00:13:47,378 --> 00:13:51,715
His life's hard enough
as it is.

310
00:13:51,783 --> 00:13:53,683
Small problem
with the treatment.

311
00:13:53,751 --> 00:13:56,903
Patient won't take marrow
from steel wheels?

312
00:13:56,971 --> 00:13:58,438
We're finding
another match.

313
00:13:58,489 --> 00:13:59,606
And how do you know?

314
00:13:59,657 --> 00:14:01,474
What other problem
could there be

315
00:14:01,526 --> 00:14:03,143
with a problem-free
procedure?

316
00:14:03,211 --> 00:14:05,362
Boy's sports,
science club,

317
00:14:05,446 --> 00:14:07,647
she's living his life,
not hers.

318
00:14:07,698 --> 00:14:09,666
Makes sense she's being
a self-denying moron.

319
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:10,750
She loves her brother.

320
00:14:10,818 --> 00:14:11,952
She's thinking
selflessly.

321
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:12,986
How is that at all—

322
00:14:13,037 --> 00:14:14,004
Being moronic?

323
00:14:14,088 --> 00:14:15,321
Mm.
If I can only think

324
00:14:15,373 --> 00:14:16,489
of a harm-free
medical treatment

325
00:14:16,541 --> 00:14:17,474
she turned down lately.

326
00:14:17,542 --> 00:14:18,542
You're right.

327
00:14:18,626 --> 00:14:19,709
If everyone
were more selfish,

328
00:14:19,794 --> 00:14:21,128
the world would be
a better place.

329
00:14:21,179 --> 00:14:23,630
See? I can skip
the idiot part

330
00:14:23,681 --> 00:14:26,850
when you're not
being an idiot.

331
00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:29,186
Yeah, I had that
same facial expression

332
00:14:29,270 --> 00:14:30,520
for the first 48 hours.

333
00:14:30,605 --> 00:14:31,805
Had another one too,

334
00:14:31,856 --> 00:14:34,191
but only for
15 seconds at a time.

335
00:14:34,275 --> 00:14:35,692
I'm happy for you.
You're happy for you.

336
00:14:35,776 --> 00:14:37,677
This is huge.

337
00:14:37,728 --> 00:14:39,779
So who's gonna
supervise you?

338
00:14:39,847 --> 00:14:41,398
Cuddy.

339
00:14:41,482 --> 00:14:44,067
Well, I guess
maybe that can work.

340
00:14:44,152 --> 00:14:46,536
Maybe?
Nothing's changed.

341
00:14:46,621 --> 00:14:49,739
You showed up for clinic hours.
Voluntarily.

342
00:14:49,824 --> 00:14:52,042
Fine.
A little bit has changed.

343
00:14:52,126 --> 00:14:53,160
House,
everything's changed.

344
00:14:53,211 --> 00:14:54,360
You're sleeping together.

345
00:14:54,412 --> 00:14:55,829
You want something from her

346
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:58,698
besides a sign-off on scaring
your patient to death.

347
00:14:58,749 --> 00:14:59,983
You talked to Taub.

348
00:15:00,051 --> 00:15:01,601
He's worried about you.

349
00:15:01,669 --> 00:15:02,552
He's a jerk.

350
00:15:02,637 --> 00:15:03,937
I'm worried too.

351
00:15:04,005 --> 00:15:04,905
Do I need to say it?

352
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,940
I want this to work.

353
00:15:07,008 --> 00:15:08,925
I'm not doing
anything differently.

354
00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:11,261
She changed my mind
about one diagnostic test.

355
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,313
And she was right.

356
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,348
Even though it's your
emotional default,

357
00:15:15,399 --> 00:15:17,550
stop worrying.

358
00:15:17,602 --> 00:15:21,505
I can handle it.

359
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:23,823
I hear you're a pretty
fierce skateboarder.

360
00:15:23,891 --> 00:15:25,942
I do okay.

361
00:15:26,027 --> 00:15:27,077
All your activities,

362
00:15:27,161 --> 00:15:30,063
don't they seem like things

363
00:15:30,114 --> 00:15:32,082
a 16-year-old boy
would do?

364
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:34,301
Some people might think

365
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:36,536
you're trying to live
his life for him.

366
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:40,006
I am. Sort of.

367
00:15:40,074 --> 00:15:41,091
Um,
I got into skateboarding

368
00:15:41,175 --> 00:15:42,475
when some of Hugo's
classmates did,

369
00:15:42,543 --> 00:15:45,595
and he realized
he could never do it.

370
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,348
It's the same
with a lot of things.

371
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:51,251
We live through it
together.

372
00:15:51,319 --> 00:15:53,720
And you're not worried
you're being selfless

373
00:15:53,771 --> 00:15:56,106
to the point
of self-denial?

374
00:15:56,190 --> 00:15:59,175
You've never been
inspired by someone?

375
00:15:59,243 --> 00:16:03,263
Why don't you
take your pills?

376
00:16:05,266 --> 00:16:08,952
Need some help in here.

377
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,870
Hemothorax.
We need to bronch her now.

378
00:16:10,938 --> 00:16:12,038
Clear an O.R.

379
00:16:12,106 --> 00:16:13,873
She's drowning
in her own blood.

380
00:16:13,941 --> 00:16:15,959
It's not amyloidosis.

381
00:16:23,735 --> 00:16:25,319
She's bleeding to death.

382
00:16:25,387 --> 00:16:27,388
Out of her lung.

383
00:16:27,456 --> 00:16:29,824
I want to fill
a quarter of it with foam.

384
00:16:29,892 --> 00:16:32,226
That'd stop the bleeding,
all right.

385
00:16:32,294 --> 00:16:35,496
Thought it made more sense
than diet and exercise.

386
00:16:35,564 --> 00:16:37,415
And if she doesn't have
enough lung function left,

387
00:16:37,499 --> 00:16:38,683
you'll have killed her.

388
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:41,169
The only alternative
is slowly suturing the lung,

389
00:16:41,236 --> 00:16:42,870
hoping that the bleeding
stops in time

390
00:16:42,921 --> 00:16:44,388
and she doesn't die
on her own.

391
00:16:44,456 --> 00:16:46,674
But we would walk away
with clean hands.

392
00:16:46,742 --> 00:16:48,593
Except for all the blood.

393
00:16:52,181 --> 00:16:53,631
You're right.

394
00:16:53,715 --> 00:16:54,932
Faster and riskier's better.

395
00:16:55,017 --> 00:16:56,517
Foam the lung.

396
00:17:03,008 --> 00:17:04,575
Got a green light?

397
00:17:08,830 --> 00:17:12,700
No.
Suture the lung.

398
00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:15,236
Scalpel,
rib spreader.

399
00:17:19,291 --> 00:17:21,609
I can't handle it.

400
00:17:24,329 --> 00:17:25,546
What happened?

401
00:17:25,614 --> 00:17:29,467
She said "yes,"
and I heard "no."

402
00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:30,801
I didn't actually
hear "no."

403
00:17:30,886 --> 00:17:34,338
But I just... Was sure
that's what she meant.

404
00:17:34,423 --> 00:17:38,876
Way she tilted her head
and half-arched her eyebrow.

405
00:17:38,944 --> 00:17:40,595
What do I even care
what she meant?

406
00:17:40,646 --> 00:17:44,632
She said yes.
That's all that matters.

407
00:17:44,683 --> 00:17:46,634
I'm screwing this up.

408
00:17:46,702 --> 00:17:49,320
It's not completely bad,
House.

409
00:17:49,404 --> 00:17:50,988
You care enough
to pull your punches.

410
00:17:51,073 --> 00:17:52,240
That's not a bad thing.

411
00:17:52,307 --> 00:17:54,575
But you and Cuddy
have got to figure out a way

412
00:17:54,643 --> 00:17:56,344
of avoiding this problem.

413
00:17:56,411 --> 00:17:59,530
Set some ground rules.

414
00:17:59,598 --> 00:18:01,882
Yeah.

415
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:04,435
I have to avoid
this problem.

416
00:18:04,503 --> 00:18:06,654
If I can restrict
our interactions

417
00:18:06,705 --> 00:18:09,490
to places where neither of us
are wearing pants...

418
00:18:09,541 --> 00:18:11,626
Yeah, that's not
avoiding the problem,

419
00:18:11,693 --> 00:18:14,295
that's avoiding the issue.

420
00:18:14,346 --> 00:18:17,048
Since avoidance is my plan
for dealing with the issue,

421
00:18:17,132 --> 00:18:19,934
technically,
that's not avoiding it.

422
00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:21,702
Thanks.

423
00:18:21,770 --> 00:18:22,720
No problem.

424
00:18:26,058 --> 00:18:27,775
Stitching worked.

425
00:18:27,842 --> 00:18:28,776
This time.

426
00:18:28,843 --> 00:18:29,977
No guarantee bowing to Cuddy

427
00:18:30,028 --> 00:18:32,196
will work next time.

428
00:18:32,281 --> 00:18:34,448
Heart arrhythmia,
kidney failure,

429
00:18:34,516 --> 00:18:36,200
and now bleeding lung.

430
00:18:36,285 --> 00:18:38,369
I don't want to criticize
your girlfriend, but—

431
00:18:38,453 --> 00:18:39,537
Hey, you've been on me
for years

432
00:18:39,621 --> 00:18:41,021
to respect someone's opinion.

433
00:18:41,073 --> 00:18:42,523
Just 'cause I had
to go outside this group

434
00:18:42,574 --> 00:18:43,524
to find one I respect.

435
00:18:43,575 --> 00:18:44,942
Multi-system involvement

436
00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:45,960
centered in the lung.

437
00:18:46,027 --> 00:18:47,078
Sarcoidosis?

438
00:18:47,162 --> 00:18:48,546
Doesn't explain
the hemothorax.

439
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:49,964
TB can affect
all three organs.

440
00:18:50,031 --> 00:18:51,248
Skin test was negative.

441
00:18:51,316 --> 00:18:52,550
What about
Goodpasture's?

442
00:18:52,634 --> 00:18:55,620
Affects the lungs,
kidneys.

443
00:18:55,687 --> 00:18:58,889
And autoimmune explains
the out of the blue arrhythmia.

444
00:18:58,974 --> 00:19:00,191
Goodpasture's it is.

445
00:19:00,258 --> 00:19:03,043
Immunosuppressants and
plasmapheresis to treat,

446
00:19:03,095 --> 00:19:05,396
kidney biopsy to confirm.

447
00:19:14,106 --> 00:19:16,524
Dr. House.

448
00:19:16,575 --> 00:19:19,493
Don't tell me, your father's
hairline is receding,

449
00:19:19,561 --> 00:19:20,894
and he needs more tests.

450
00:19:20,946 --> 00:19:22,363
He's 102.

451
00:19:22,414 --> 00:19:24,665
His next test is an autopsy.

452
00:19:24,733 --> 00:19:26,233
Look,
I love the old man,

453
00:19:26,301 --> 00:19:28,953
but I got to get him
out of the damn house.

454
00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:31,138
He can't do anything
without me.

455
00:19:31,206 --> 00:19:34,709
He needs to be
in a care facility.

456
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,594
Well, so tell him.
He's a big boy now.

457
00:19:36,678 --> 00:19:39,347
I can't.
I'm his whole life.

458
00:19:39,414 --> 00:19:42,416
But if it comes
from a doctor...

459
00:19:48,857 --> 00:19:51,275
That's very generous.
When you were 30.

460
00:19:54,646 --> 00:19:56,764
Pretend to run the tests,

461
00:19:56,815 --> 00:19:59,567
and then tell him...

462
00:19:59,618 --> 00:20:01,902
He can't live with me
anymore.

463
00:20:12,414 --> 00:20:15,249
I didn't run into you
all afternoon.

464
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:16,801
I missed you.

465
00:20:16,885 --> 00:20:20,287
Busy day.

466
00:20:20,338 --> 00:20:24,958
Maybe we should
plan on lunch tomorrow.

467
00:20:25,010 --> 00:20:31,348
Problem is, at lunch
you tend to wear tops.

468
00:20:31,433 --> 00:20:33,984
This is much better.

469
00:20:45,647 --> 00:20:47,481
Cuddy and I are naked.

470
00:20:47,532 --> 00:20:49,483
So I'm having
trouble focusing.

471
00:20:49,534 --> 00:20:50,451
Use small words.

472
00:20:50,502 --> 00:20:52,052
Kidney biopsy was clean,

473
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,821
so we rechecked the piece
of her lung from the O.R.

474
00:20:53,889 --> 00:20:56,440
You lost me.

475
00:20:56,508 --> 00:20:57,541
Sorry, who is this
calling again?

476
00:20:57,626 --> 00:20:58,959
It's not Goodpasture's.

477
00:20:59,027 --> 00:21:00,895
There's intimal thickening
of the blood vessels.

478
00:21:00,962 --> 00:21:02,546
And lymphocytic infiltrate.

479
00:21:02,631 --> 00:21:03,831
We tested for lam.
It's positive.

480
00:21:03,882 --> 00:21:05,116
Plus her lung's fried.

481
00:21:05,183 --> 00:21:06,584
She needs
a donor lung to live,

482
00:21:06,651 --> 00:21:08,436
which is the only treatment
for lam, anyway.

483
00:21:08,503 --> 00:21:10,104
Taub's gone to
the transplant committee.

484
00:21:10,171 --> 00:21:11,422
They may have found
a donor lung.

485
00:21:11,490 --> 00:21:14,892
So this call
is purely expositional.

486
00:21:18,780 --> 00:21:20,047
I should really
get dressed.

487
00:21:20,115 --> 00:21:21,615
I told the nanny
I'd be home by 9:00.

488
00:21:21,683 --> 00:21:24,201
And I slipped
the nanny 40 bucks,

489
00:21:24,269 --> 00:21:26,771
told her to stay
till 10:00.

490
00:21:26,838 --> 00:21:27,788
Really?

491
00:21:27,856 --> 00:21:29,824
Mm-hmm, really.

492
00:21:41,864 --> 00:21:44,499
Good news.

493
00:21:49,088 --> 00:21:51,089
Surgery was uneventful,

494
00:21:51,157 --> 00:21:52,708
but the donor lung
started failing

495
00:21:52,775 --> 00:21:54,293
about an hour
into recovery.

496
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:55,493
We know we're right
about lam.

497
00:21:55,545 --> 00:21:56,712
Tests confirmed it.

498
00:21:56,796 --> 00:21:58,163
That leaves us
with two options.

499
00:21:58,214 --> 00:21:59,765
Body's rejecting
the new lung

500
00:21:59,832 --> 00:22:01,683
or we should have
rejected the new lung

501
00:22:01,768 --> 00:22:03,251
because it's infected.

502
00:22:03,319 --> 00:22:04,553
Let's biopsy,
see which one it is.

503
00:22:04,637 --> 00:22:05,671
No guarantee

504
00:22:05,738 --> 00:22:07,022
we'd hit
the affected spot.

505
00:22:07,106 --> 00:22:08,473
If we give steroids
for rejection,

506
00:22:08,524 --> 00:22:09,841
it'd make
an infection worse.

507
00:22:09,892 --> 00:22:11,343
If we give antibiotics
for infection,

508
00:22:11,394 --> 00:22:12,861
it'd make rejection worse.

509
00:22:12,945 --> 00:22:14,262
Which worse is worse?

510
00:22:14,330 --> 00:22:15,764
If we treat for infection
and we're wrong,

511
00:22:15,832 --> 00:22:17,015
she'll be dead
within hours.

512
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:18,367
And if we treat for
rejection and we're wrong?

513
00:22:18,451 --> 00:22:20,118
She'll probably hang on
a day or two.

514
00:22:20,186 --> 00:22:22,237
You're assuming
her rejection's hyperacute.

515
00:22:22,322 --> 00:22:24,373
Odds are, it isn't.

516
00:22:24,457 --> 00:22:27,409
Gotta head off
the worst worse first.

517
00:22:27,477 --> 00:22:29,294
I studied under
Dr. Seuss.

518
00:22:29,362 --> 00:22:32,547
Start with iv methylprednisolone
for hyperacute rejection.

519
00:22:32,615 --> 00:22:35,217
If that fails, we'll switch her
to broad-spectrum antibiotics

520
00:22:35,301 --> 00:22:38,253
and hope we're not
too late.

521
00:22:41,874 --> 00:22:43,258
Cat got your legs?

522
00:22:43,343 --> 00:22:44,910
We just decided
to give meds

523
00:22:44,977 --> 00:22:47,396
that could kill the patient
based on a guess.

524
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,348
You need approval from Cuddy,

525
00:22:49,399 --> 00:22:51,066
and she'll want to take
the safer course,

526
00:22:51,150 --> 00:22:53,718
and you're gonna fold
like an origami crane, so...

527
00:22:53,770 --> 00:22:57,722
I'll just wait here
till we get our actual orders.

528
00:22:57,774 --> 00:22:59,224
Fine. You do it.

529
00:22:59,275 --> 00:23:01,710
Tell her
she's being an idiot

530
00:23:01,778 --> 00:23:04,046
for always choosing
the safer course.

531
00:23:04,113 --> 00:23:07,282
She's sitting on her ample,
if well-formed, bureaucratic ass

532
00:23:07,367 --> 00:23:08,700
while our patient's dying.

533
00:23:08,751 --> 00:23:10,836
We'll see who folds
like an origami shrimp.

534
00:23:10,903 --> 00:23:13,588
You want me to get
Cuddy's approval?

535
00:23:13,673 --> 00:23:14,923
I gotta be somewhere
important.

536
00:23:15,007 --> 00:23:16,324
Sitting at your desk?

537
00:23:16,392 --> 00:23:18,009
I'm running late.

538
00:23:34,944 --> 00:23:37,062
Forget the tests.

539
00:23:37,130 --> 00:23:40,782
I think junior might have
a few words to say about that.

540
00:23:40,867 --> 00:23:44,602
I love him,
but he can't let go.

541
00:23:44,654 --> 00:23:47,038
40 bucks says he can.

542
00:23:47,106 --> 00:23:49,708
I can't do anything
without him helping me

543
00:23:49,775 --> 00:23:51,710
like I'm senile.

544
00:23:51,777 --> 00:23:54,279
If I go back there,
I'm gonna rip his throat out.

545
00:23:54,347 --> 00:23:56,381
You sure you won't warm up
to him over time?

546
00:24:02,305 --> 00:24:03,422
Skip the blood work.

547
00:24:03,473 --> 00:24:06,308
Tell my son it's grim news.

548
00:24:06,392 --> 00:24:08,626
I need to be
in a nursing home.

549
00:24:08,678 --> 00:24:11,629
A private room.

550
00:24:11,681 --> 00:24:13,115
Make it a suite.

551
00:24:13,182 --> 00:24:14,900
Be our little secret.

552
00:24:16,802 --> 00:24:21,406
I sit around
on my bureaucratic ass?

553
00:24:21,474 --> 00:24:22,974
I was relaying
your words.

554
00:24:23,042 --> 00:24:25,343
I said well-formed.
I said well-formed!

555
00:24:25,411 --> 00:24:27,229
What were you—

556
00:24:27,296 --> 00:24:29,397
I needed to be aggressive.
You're an idiot.

557
00:24:29,465 --> 00:24:32,367
She was siding
with Foreman's analysis.

558
00:24:32,435 --> 00:24:34,669
The odds are against it
being hyperacute rejection.

559
00:24:34,754 --> 00:24:36,671
Stop.

560
00:24:36,756 --> 00:24:38,206
I agree with you.

561
00:24:38,274 --> 00:24:40,392
That was our analysis
from the start.

562
00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:42,627
If you've got a problem
with a team decision,

563
00:24:42,678 --> 00:24:44,629
you come to me.

564
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,965
I'm sorry.
I-I'll deal with him later.

565
00:24:48,601 --> 00:24:51,036
I said well-formed.

566
00:24:58,027 --> 00:25:00,162
People who have not
seen Cuddy naked

567
00:25:00,229 --> 00:25:02,280
should not throw stones.

568
00:25:02,348 --> 00:25:05,150
She does have
great cans.

569
00:25:06,736 --> 00:25:08,686
Cuddy has House
on such a short leash,

570
00:25:08,738 --> 00:25:10,522
she might as well start
giving him chew toys.

571
00:25:10,573 --> 00:25:13,241
Let's give the antibiotics
at least another hour.

572
00:25:13,326 --> 00:25:15,911
Amazing. And House hasn't
given you one ounce of grief

573
00:25:15,995 --> 00:25:18,663
for your complete lack
of interest in his love life?

574
00:25:18,714 --> 00:25:20,999
Did it ever occur to you
that House is just happy

575
00:25:21,050 --> 00:25:22,867
and could give a crap
about other people's lives

576
00:25:22,919 --> 00:25:24,052
because of it?

577
00:25:24,136 --> 00:25:26,704
Well, that's ironic
and depressing.

578
00:25:26,756 --> 00:25:28,223
And by that logic,

579
00:25:28,307 --> 00:25:29,891
the reason
you don't give a crap

580
00:25:29,976 --> 00:25:31,510
is because you're happy,

581
00:25:31,561 --> 00:25:33,545
which means
you've got someone new

582
00:25:33,596 --> 00:25:35,480
giving you chew toys.

583
00:25:35,548 --> 00:25:36,881
You're 1/4th right.

584
00:25:36,933 --> 00:25:38,383
Wait.

585
00:25:38,434 --> 00:25:40,735
Are you saying...

586
00:25:40,820 --> 00:25:42,487
You're dating
four women?

587
00:25:48,727 --> 00:25:49,828
BP's dropping.

588
00:25:49,895 --> 00:25:51,413
Means the antibiotics
aren't working.

589
00:25:51,497 --> 00:25:54,032
Put her in trendelenburg.
Can you save the lung?

590
00:25:54,083 --> 00:25:56,368
Believe it or not,
we got a better chance now.

591
00:25:56,419 --> 00:25:58,286
This means rejection,
not infection.

592
00:25:58,371 --> 00:26:00,372
Start her on iv
methylprednisolone right away.

593
00:26:06,295 --> 00:26:07,379
Wow.

594
00:26:07,430 --> 00:26:09,414
You hate salad.

595
00:26:09,465 --> 00:26:12,100
She's really got you
tied up in knots.

596
00:26:12,168 --> 00:26:14,553
I caved.
Through an intermediary.

597
00:26:14,604 --> 00:26:16,805
I need a plan "C."

598
00:26:16,889 --> 00:26:19,774
What you need is a plan
that you actually develop

599
00:26:19,859 --> 00:26:22,227
with Cuddy.

600
00:26:24,647 --> 00:26:26,698
Antibiotics didn't work
and then steroids didn't work.

601
00:26:26,765 --> 00:26:27,949
The new lung's ruined,

602
00:26:28,034 --> 00:26:29,851
and it's not rejection
or infection.

603
00:26:29,919 --> 00:26:31,486
The only two options
were wrong.

604
00:26:31,571 --> 00:26:32,988
Unless it's not lam.

605
00:26:33,072 --> 00:26:35,574
It is lam.
The tests were positive.

606
00:26:35,625 --> 00:26:38,276
Then the tests
have to be wrong.

607
00:26:38,327 --> 00:26:40,278
Deep-fryer's working again.

608
00:26:40,329 --> 00:26:42,881
Still working on that?

609
00:26:42,948 --> 00:26:44,799
No, it was here
when I sat down.

610
00:26:44,884 --> 00:26:45,884
I need to think.

611
00:27:15,181 --> 00:27:17,582
I want to make sure
you're trying everything

612
00:27:17,650 --> 00:27:19,034
to save my sister.

613
00:27:19,118 --> 00:27:20,835
Everything?

614
00:27:20,903 --> 00:27:23,455
Well, that must be it.

615
00:27:23,522 --> 00:27:25,674
See, I thought you guys
checked the box marked,

616
00:27:25,758 --> 00:27:27,292
"try every other thing."

617
00:27:27,343 --> 00:27:29,761
I'm the one that's
supposed to die first.

618
00:27:29,828 --> 00:27:32,163
I'm the damaged one,
not her.

619
00:27:32,231 --> 00:27:33,965
She never even gets
a cold.

620
00:27:34,016 --> 00:27:36,101
Damage has a way of spreading
to everyone around you.

621
00:27:36,168 --> 00:27:38,269
For example,
your obvious emotional damage

622
00:27:38,337 --> 00:27:40,522
is now making me have
a philosophical conversation

623
00:27:40,606 --> 00:27:42,173
instead of dealing with
your sister.

624
00:27:42,224 --> 00:27:44,776
See how that might be
damaging?

625
00:27:53,486 --> 00:27:54,586
Never?

626
00:27:56,372 --> 00:27:58,573
When was the last time
you had a cold?

627
00:27:58,658 --> 00:28:01,242
Any minor aches,
swelling, anything?

628
00:28:02,995 --> 00:28:04,996
It's been years.

629
00:28:05,064 --> 00:28:07,332
She never gets colds.

630
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,334
I didn't ask when's
the last time she mentioned it.

631
00:28:09,385 --> 00:28:12,137
I asked when she had one—
even a tiny one.

632
00:28:12,204 --> 00:28:13,888
It's nothing.

633
00:28:13,956 --> 00:28:17,676
Sometimes my ears
ache a little.

634
00:28:17,727 --> 00:28:19,894
So now tell me
the rest of the nothing.

635
00:28:19,979 --> 00:28:22,764
M-my chest...

636
00:28:22,848 --> 00:28:24,849
Soreness.

637
00:28:24,917 --> 00:28:26,601
Some congestion.

638
00:28:26,669 --> 00:28:28,236
You never said anything
about that.

639
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,038
I barely noticed it

640
00:28:30,106 --> 00:28:31,940
until that skateboarding
tournament in Denver.

641
00:28:32,008 --> 00:28:33,241
How long ago?

642
00:28:33,309 --> 00:28:35,143
A... Year?

643
00:28:37,146 --> 00:28:38,613
Cold's nothing
when I think of

644
00:28:38,698 --> 00:28:40,949
what Hugo
goes through every day.

645
00:28:41,033 --> 00:28:42,900
Yeah, we get it.
Your brother, the Saint.

646
00:28:42,952 --> 00:28:45,370
His sister, the martyr.

647
00:28:48,758 --> 00:28:50,959
Thank God you followed me.

648
00:28:51,043 --> 00:28:52,910
Now you can go back
to the transplant committee

649
00:28:52,962 --> 00:28:54,579
while I get confirmation.

650
00:28:54,630 --> 00:28:55,847
Confirmation of what?

651
00:28:55,914 --> 00:28:58,133
What causes low-level
cold symptoms for a year,

652
00:28:58,217 --> 00:29:00,301
can ruin two lungs,
is immune to drug therapies,

653
00:29:00,386 --> 00:29:02,937
and gets worse in cities
nicknamed mile-high?

654
00:29:03,022 --> 00:29:04,189
A clotting disorder?

655
00:29:04,256 --> 00:29:06,274
She has a nasty case
of sickle cell trait.

656
00:29:06,358 --> 00:29:08,426
Her heart arrhythmia
wasn't sudden at all.

657
00:29:08,477 --> 00:29:10,812
Screwed-up blood cells
screwed up the blood vessels

658
00:29:10,896 --> 00:29:13,698
which gave us a screwed-up
positive for lam.

659
00:29:13,766 --> 00:29:16,367
If she'd told us about
her symptoms sooner—like ever—

660
00:29:16,435 --> 00:29:17,869
she might not be dying.

661
00:29:17,936 --> 00:29:19,487
You were right after all.

662
00:29:19,572 --> 00:29:20,989
I never said sickle—

663
00:29:21,073 --> 00:29:22,657
If everyone
were more selfish,

664
00:29:22,742 --> 00:29:24,959
the world would be
a better place.

665
00:29:25,044 --> 00:29:27,879
So she's gonna die.

666
00:29:29,532 --> 00:29:30,799
Unless we can find—

667
00:29:30,866 --> 00:29:32,500
She burned through
one donor lung.

668
00:29:32,568 --> 00:29:36,471
Transplant committee's never
gonna give her a second one.

669
00:29:36,555 --> 00:29:38,890
Well, then I guess
you're right again.

670
00:29:42,845 --> 00:29:45,730
Unless we don't need
their approval.

671
00:29:54,694 --> 00:29:56,578
You can't advise
your patient's parents

672
00:29:56,663 --> 00:30:00,165
to take marrow and half a lung
from their son!

673
00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:03,702
I guess I can just chat
with them about the weather.

674
00:30:03,753 --> 00:30:06,088
Blood tests just confirmed
sickle cell trait.

675
00:30:06,172 --> 00:30:10,342
So they might be curious
about the only treatment option.

676
00:30:10,410 --> 00:30:12,611
Though we are having
weird weather lately.

677
00:30:12,679 --> 00:30:14,530
There is a huge reason
not to take lungs

678
00:30:14,597 --> 00:30:16,081
from living patients.

679
00:30:16,132 --> 00:30:17,750
So their siblings can die?

680
00:30:17,817 --> 00:30:19,418
Their son has CMD.

681
00:30:19,469 --> 00:30:22,404
As it is, he's gonna die
of respiratory failure by 25.

682
00:30:22,472 --> 00:30:24,423
We could cut whatever time
he has left in half.

683
00:30:24,474 --> 00:30:27,092
That qualifies as a bad reason
for them to reject the idea.

684
00:30:27,143 --> 00:30:29,028
It's a much worse reason
for them not to get the choice.

685
00:30:29,095 --> 00:30:31,213
It's coercive to tell them!

686
00:30:31,281 --> 00:30:32,815
You ever hear of
"do no harm"?

687
00:30:32,899 --> 00:30:34,616
That was second year, right?

688
00:30:34,701 --> 00:30:36,101
'Cause I had mono
all that fall.

689
00:30:36,152 --> 00:30:37,436
Their son's
not even our patient.

690
00:30:37,487 --> 00:30:38,787
Why don't we just
take half a lung

691
00:30:38,872 --> 00:30:40,456
from some guy in the clinic
with a toothache?

692
00:30:40,523 --> 00:30:41,773
That's a great idea.

693
00:30:41,825 --> 00:30:43,542
Now we can give
the parents two options.

694
00:30:43,609 --> 00:30:46,061
We don't compromise
one life for another.

695
00:30:49,582 --> 00:30:51,250
Okay.

696
00:30:54,721 --> 00:30:57,172
Okay?

697
00:30:57,257 --> 00:30:59,791
Seriously.

698
00:30:59,843 --> 00:31:01,126
You made an argument.

699
00:31:01,177 --> 00:31:02,461
If you don't want me
to defer to you,

700
00:31:02,529 --> 00:31:03,896
why make it at all?

701
00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:06,465
But are you
deferring to me

702
00:31:06,516 --> 00:31:09,518
just because
we're seeing each other?

703
00:31:12,772 --> 00:31:14,640
Maybe.

704
00:31:16,576 --> 00:31:18,410
Yeah. I think so.

705
00:31:18,478 --> 00:31:20,079
This is screwing me up.

706
00:31:20,146 --> 00:31:22,614
Why is it not
screwing you up?

707
00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:28,120
It is.

708
00:31:28,171 --> 00:31:30,822
I don't know why
I okayed you foaming that lung.

709
00:31:30,874 --> 00:31:33,292
I realized it was wrong
as soon as I said it.

710
00:31:33,343 --> 00:31:34,659
I knew it!

711
00:31:34,711 --> 00:31:36,378
I knew 'cause you
tilted your head.

712
00:31:36,463 --> 00:31:40,766
House... We are
screwing this up.

713
00:31:40,833 --> 00:31:43,051
I'm gonna call HR,

714
00:31:43,136 --> 00:31:46,855
find someone else to supervise
you as soon as I can.

715
00:32:02,688 --> 00:32:05,073
I've got your...

716
00:32:05,158 --> 00:32:06,959
Test results.

717
00:32:08,628 --> 00:32:10,829
You have the metabolism,
blood counts,

718
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,449
liver and kidney function
of a 92-year-old.

719
00:32:13,516 --> 00:32:15,217
Which is great,
'cause you're 102.

720
00:32:15,301 --> 00:32:16,868
What's not so great

721
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:18,804
is the average
life expectancy is 78.

722
00:32:18,871 --> 00:32:20,639
It is my recommendation
that you move into a home

723
00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:22,341
with round-the-clock care.

724
00:32:22,392 --> 00:32:24,009
Oh...

725
00:32:24,060 --> 00:32:26,595
I can't believe it!

726
00:32:26,663 --> 00:32:29,848
Can't my son give me
round-the-clock care?

727
00:32:29,916 --> 00:32:32,217
Not unless you've done
your two-year certification

728
00:32:32,268 --> 00:32:34,086
in tiburon swab technology.

729
00:32:34,154 --> 00:32:35,304
There must be
some other way.

730
00:32:35,371 --> 00:32:37,189
Just because he has
a little tingling

731
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:40,242
and some trouble feeling
hot and cold

732
00:32:40,326 --> 00:32:43,946
and some difficulty—
you can't feel hot and cold?

733
00:32:44,013 --> 00:32:45,781
Not lately.
But at my age...

734
00:32:45,865 --> 00:32:47,666
Show me your teeth.

735
00:32:50,570 --> 00:32:53,038
Dentures.
Fairly worn.

736
00:32:53,089 --> 00:32:55,674
I'm guessing ten years old.

737
00:32:55,741 --> 00:32:58,243
Show me your denture cream.

738
00:32:58,311 --> 00:33:01,096
Why would he carry
denture cream?

739
00:33:01,181 --> 00:33:03,915
Because...

740
00:33:03,967 --> 00:33:05,601
He has...

741
00:33:05,685 --> 00:33:07,603
Zinc poisoning.

742
00:33:07,687 --> 00:33:09,271
But to get it
from denture cream,

743
00:33:09,355 --> 00:33:10,589
he'd have to take
so much of it—

744
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,090
trust me, he never
leaves home without it.

745
00:33:12,141 --> 00:33:13,809
How much do you use, pop?

746
00:33:13,893 --> 00:33:16,945
About a tube a day.
I buy it online.

747
00:33:17,013 --> 00:33:19,097
So what does this mean?

748
00:33:19,148 --> 00:33:21,133
Bizarrely, it explains
all your symptoms.

749
00:33:21,201 --> 00:33:23,485
Better-fitting dentures,
you'll be fine.

750
00:33:23,553 --> 00:33:26,955
Medically, there's no reason
to go anywhere.

751
00:33:36,466 --> 00:33:37,466
Hospital rebate.

752
00:33:37,550 --> 00:33:40,402
You might wanna...

753
00:33:40,470 --> 00:33:42,454
Put it towards
couples therapy.

754
00:33:58,304 --> 00:34:00,105
The transplant
committee's...

755
00:34:00,173 --> 00:34:02,424
Never gonna give my daughter
another lung, are they?

756
00:34:02,492 --> 00:34:03,525
No.

757
00:34:03,593 --> 00:34:06,978
Are there
any other options?

758
00:34:07,030 --> 00:34:08,747
We're looking into it.

759
00:34:10,583 --> 00:34:12,200
Looking into what?

760
00:34:15,505 --> 00:34:16,455
Please.

761
00:34:16,506 --> 00:34:18,340
Tell me.

762
00:34:18,424 --> 00:34:20,375
Give me some kind of hope.

763
00:34:20,460 --> 00:34:22,010
I'm afraid
I can't do that.

764
00:34:22,095 --> 00:34:23,745
We're talking about
my daughter's life.

765
00:34:23,813 --> 00:34:25,781
What can't you tell me?

766
00:34:28,768 --> 00:34:33,522
If there's any... Chance
you can save her,

767
00:34:33,606 --> 00:34:36,375
anything you can try...

768
00:34:42,315 --> 00:34:45,984
We can take marrow
and half a lung from your son.

769
00:34:48,521 --> 00:34:52,557
It would likely shorten
his life significantly.

770
00:34:54,577 --> 00:34:57,879
He'd never be able to go
on a respirator if he needed to.

771
00:34:57,947 --> 00:34:59,481
Most people with cmd need to

772
00:34:59,549 --> 00:35:01,800
as their respiratory
function declines.

773
00:35:11,594 --> 00:35:12,928
How long...

774
00:35:12,996 --> 00:35:15,380
Do we have to decide?

775
00:35:15,431 --> 00:35:18,233
Morning at the latest.

776
00:35:23,606 --> 00:35:25,107
Thank you.

777
00:36:02,862 --> 00:36:05,113
Where are my parents?

778
00:36:05,181 --> 00:36:08,884
They're probably dealing with
committee issues or something.

779
00:36:08,951 --> 00:36:11,203
They were arguing.

780
00:36:11,270 --> 00:36:13,088
I saw my mom crying.

781
00:36:13,156 --> 00:36:15,490
Looked like my dad
was yelling at her.

782
00:36:15,558 --> 00:36:18,243
They care about you
a lot.

783
00:36:26,619 --> 00:36:29,954
Hugo was a marrow match?

784
00:36:30,006 --> 00:36:32,758
We're way past that now.

785
00:36:34,277 --> 00:36:36,678
They want a lung
from him too.

786
00:36:36,746 --> 00:36:39,364
Is that what
this is about?

787
00:36:42,001 --> 00:36:44,786
No. It's nothing
you need to worry about.

788
00:36:44,854 --> 00:36:48,190
Everybody's working on getting
you the best care possible.

789
00:37:04,507 --> 00:37:08,093
How do they expect us
to go on from here?

790
00:37:10,797 --> 00:37:14,549
We make a choice...
And we live with it.

791
00:37:16,135 --> 00:37:17,969
There's no living
with it.

792
00:37:18,020 --> 00:37:20,522
No matter what
we decide.

793
00:37:39,792 --> 00:37:43,211
Still cold and clammy.
She had a respiratory arrest.

794
00:37:43,296 --> 00:37:44,880
Oh, my God!

795
00:37:44,964 --> 00:37:47,048
What is she doing
here?

796
00:37:47,133 --> 00:37:48,750
She figured out
what was going on.

797
00:37:48,835 --> 00:37:50,869
She's pinking up.

798
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,871
She must have yanked off
her ivs and oxygen.

799
00:37:52,922 --> 00:37:55,407
Came here to die.

800
00:38:04,420 --> 00:38:06,388
By unhooking herself
from everything,

801
00:38:06,439 --> 00:38:09,124
she delivered a hypoxic
insult to her body

802
00:38:09,192 --> 00:38:12,261
that started
a downward spiral.

803
00:38:12,312 --> 00:38:13,946
If you're gonna make
a decision,

804
00:38:14,030 --> 00:38:15,815
you're running out of time.

805
00:38:24,574 --> 00:38:26,625
Hr can't find you
a new supervisor.

806
00:38:26,710 --> 00:38:28,110
How come?

807
00:38:28,178 --> 00:38:30,713
Because you're
unsupervisable, House.

808
00:38:30,780 --> 00:38:32,464
Two department chairs
threatened to quit.

809
00:38:32,532 --> 00:38:34,917
Well, I guess
we're stuck with each other.

810
00:38:37,721 --> 00:38:40,789
I have no idea why
I'm making this call

811
00:38:40,841 --> 00:38:42,958
or if it's
the right call to make.

812
00:38:43,026 --> 00:38:44,727
But if you feel strongly

813
00:38:44,794 --> 00:38:48,297
about presenting the parents
your treatment option,

814
00:38:48,348 --> 00:38:51,300
you can do it.

815
00:38:51,351 --> 00:38:53,819
Thank you, I will.

816
00:38:53,904 --> 00:38:56,105
Several hours ago.

817
00:38:56,172 --> 00:38:58,357
You told them?

818
00:38:58,425 --> 00:39:01,160
I told him.
He came to my office.

819
00:39:05,065 --> 00:39:07,933
I'm sorry.

820
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:14,290
Well... I should probably
be more mad at you.

821
00:39:15,926 --> 00:39:17,426
Yeah.

822
00:39:19,262 --> 00:39:21,797
Dr. House?

823
00:39:21,848 --> 00:39:23,566
We've decided.

824
00:39:25,185 --> 00:39:28,220
We're not gonna take
the lung from my son.

825
00:39:30,390 --> 00:39:31,840
She's still
on the waiting list.

826
00:39:31,892 --> 00:39:34,059
We're gonna do whatever
we can do find her another—

827
00:39:34,127 --> 00:39:35,895
what ginormous crack pipe

828
00:39:35,979 --> 00:39:37,546
have you people
been sucking on?

829
00:39:37,614 --> 00:39:39,899
House!
Are you gonna pretend

830
00:39:39,983 --> 00:39:41,400
that you're not choosing
your own daughter's death?

831
00:39:41,468 --> 00:39:42,935
Our daughter
doesn't want it.

832
00:39:43,003 --> 00:39:44,904
Probably doesn't wanna
floss her teeth either.

833
00:39:44,988 --> 00:39:46,789
She's a mindless
teenybopper.

834
00:39:46,856 --> 00:39:49,541
Don't put this on them.
What do you mean, put it on?
It is on them!

835
00:39:49,626 --> 00:39:51,693
As much as they may
wanna pass the lung here!

836
00:39:51,745 --> 00:39:53,362
Of course they do!

837
00:39:53,413 --> 00:39:55,164
You're handing them
an impossible choice.

838
00:39:55,215 --> 00:39:57,416
Life has handed them
a crappy choice,

839
00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:59,218
and they're picking
the crappier option—

840
00:39:59,302 --> 00:40:01,420
trading who knows how many
healthy decades

841
00:40:01,504 --> 00:40:03,372
for four or five years in which
roller boy will be a limp rag.

842
00:40:03,423 --> 00:40:05,507
Not everything is a math equation.
Do you need me

843
00:40:05,558 --> 00:40:07,576
to explain the difference
between decade and year?

844
00:40:07,644 --> 00:40:08,978
Their son
is a human being.

845
00:40:09,045 --> 00:40:10,429
You know what they are,
right?

846
00:40:10,513 --> 00:40:13,098
Intrinsic value.
We don't get to decide—

847
00:40:13,183 --> 00:40:15,184
and we do it every day.
If the two of them needed

848
00:40:15,235 --> 00:40:17,269
the same lung—
he needs to keep the one he's got.

849
00:40:17,354 --> 00:40:19,905
You don't get to play God
by ripping out—

850
00:40:19,990 --> 00:40:22,374
that train left the station when
we learned to do transplants.

851
00:40:22,442 --> 00:40:24,109
The rest is just
paper-pushing.

852
00:40:24,194 --> 00:40:26,412
Of course, now we're on to your
real area of expertise.

853
00:40:26,496 --> 00:40:28,781
Oh, I thought we were
moving on to yours—

854
00:40:28,865 --> 00:40:30,332
bullying your patients

855
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:33,202
into embracing your own
lack of a moral—

856
00:40:36,923 --> 00:40:38,424
Hugo. Honey.

857
00:40:38,508 --> 00:40:40,759
We didn't mean for you
to hear any of this.

858
00:40:40,844 --> 00:40:42,378
Hugo, please!

859
00:40:58,611 --> 00:41:01,497
I want you to take
half my lung.

860
00:41:01,564 --> 00:41:03,332
No.

861
00:41:05,435 --> 00:41:07,369
I'm not.

862
00:41:09,605 --> 00:41:12,274
You do so many
great things.

863
00:41:12,325 --> 00:41:16,145
I just watch.

864
00:41:16,212 --> 00:41:20,249
I get to watch
and coach and cheer.

865
00:41:20,300 --> 00:41:22,784
But that's not me out there.

866
00:41:22,836 --> 00:41:26,305
It never will be.

867
00:41:28,124 --> 00:41:30,676
If you take
this piece of me,

868
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,512
carry it with you...

869
00:41:33,596 --> 00:41:37,649
Then I really can share
in everything you do.

870
00:41:37,717 --> 00:41:40,836
This is the great thing

871
00:41:40,904 --> 00:41:45,040
I can do with my life.

872
00:41:45,108 --> 00:41:48,444
Don't make me
live without you.

873
00:42:22,562 --> 00:42:23,946
We got lucky.

874
00:42:28,985 --> 00:42:32,154
I did give them
an impossible choice.

875
00:42:32,205 --> 00:42:34,356
The kid took it
away from them.

876
00:42:34,407 --> 00:42:38,210
That fight...

877
00:42:38,294 --> 00:42:40,529
Was the first
honest interaction

878
00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:42,881
you and I have had
since we came back to work.

879
00:42:45,802 --> 00:42:49,555
If we are painfully,
brutally honest with each other,

880
00:42:49,639 --> 00:42:52,174
maybe we'll get lucky
again.

881
00:42:55,378 --> 00:42:56,812
You've got a big ass.

882
00:43:09,611 --> 00:43:14,279
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