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They have a cure
for that, you know?

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It's called a computer.

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We done for the day,

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or do I need to find
something else to read?

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I'm done.

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It's done.

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No way.
It's finished?

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Well, how—how's it end?

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I mean, you got
to let me read it.

10
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Not this time.

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W—you at least got
to tell me what happens.

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Come on.

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How am I supposed to help with
the next book if you don't—

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there isn't going to be
a next book.

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You can't be serious.
Why?

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You wouldn't understand.

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Try me.

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I just can't
do it anymore.

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I'm not brave like you.

20
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But writing'
your whole life.

21
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What are you gonna do
without it?

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What I should
have done years ago.

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What are you doing?

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Put it down, or I'll—

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I'll make you.

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How, Jack?

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You don't even exist.

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I'm sorry.

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Miss Tanner.

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Miss Tanner.

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Oh, dear God.

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— Sync, corrected by elderman —
— for www.addic7ed.com —

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Which of these says "I want
to sleep with you" more?

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Penguin or beaver?

35
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Beaver. Beaver. Beaver.

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You're right.
It's too high school.

37
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What did you do
to piss Cuddy off?

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I can't be romantic?

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House, you're stealing
from a woman in a coma.

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We're fine.
Never seen her happier.

41
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Yeah? How about you?

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I'm... Worried.

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Because she's happy?

44
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No, because I am.

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House, that's—

46
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ironic? Weird? Crazy?

47
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I was going
to say normal.

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For now.

49
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We're in
the honeymoon period.

50
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Our brains are flooded
with endorphins.

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Once she snaps out of it,

52
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where does that leave us?

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In an adult relationship.

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Name one thing that Cuddy and I
have in common besides work.

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There's...

56
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You're both...

57
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Wait.

58
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Exactly.

59
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Long-term relationships
are based on compatibility,

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and right now
we only have sex.

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House,
you don't actually think

62
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she'd dump you
because you, what,

63
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don't do yoga?

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Listen to the B-52s?

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Not right away.

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We'll fight, makeup sex,

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fight, maybe sex,

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and then she'll dump me.

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With possible goodbye sex.

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So, instead of enjoying
the honeymoon phase,

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you've decided
to skip it entirely.

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I need to find something
that we both like doing

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besides each other.

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Right. Or you could just
talk to her about it.

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No, then she'll start
pretending to like things

76
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that she really doesn't
just to make me feel better,

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which will make her
feel even worse,

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which won't be my fault,
so I'll resent her,

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and that won't be her fault,
so she'll resent me.

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At least with my plan

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I get my one a day with iron
till the bitter end.

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Is there a reason
why you're following me?

83
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Oh, yeah.

84
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You're not gonna believe
who just checked into the E.R.

85
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The doctor hasn't
examined you yet.

86
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There's nothing
wrong with me.

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My maid just overreacted.

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Great.

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This won't take long then.

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EMTs found her unconscious.

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Her maid said
she had a seizure.

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I fainted.

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Huge Jack Cannon fan,
by the way.

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Love your books.

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Really?

96
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My fans tend to be
overly-annoying teenaged girls.

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I know.

98
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All they care about
is who's hotter,

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Jack or Deacon.

100
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Like Sarah
can't love both of them.

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I may belong to one or two
online fan clubs.

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How's the new book
coming along?

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I don't talk about my work.

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'Kay.

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How about nodding your head

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to a few yes/no questions?

107
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But I'll make you a deal.

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You finish
this exam quickly,

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and I'll answer
one question.

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About anything?

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Anything.

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Who was Jack's real father,

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who kidnapped his Uncle...

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Deal.

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I will have to go with

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why'd you try
to kill yourself?

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Burn on the side
of your face

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is caused by gunpowder,

119
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so change your mind
at the last second,

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or you just a lousy shot?

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I'm out of here.

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Can't.
We had a deal.

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Try and stop me.

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Okay.

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This woman is on a 72-hour
psychiatric hold.

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If she tries to run,
shoot her.

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With a sedative.

128
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That's more convenient.

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You called us
back to work

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because a lady
might have had a seizure.

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A seizure while trying
to commit suicide.

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So send her
for a psych eval.

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What's that got to do
with us?

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What is the matter
with you people?

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We're talking about a
human being who's suffering.

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You're right.
That's not enough.

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She is also the writer of
Jack Cannon: Boy Detective,

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beloved by millions
around the world.

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By girls between
10 and 14.

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Look, the point is

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if she kills herself,

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millions of fans
of all ages and genders

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will be very disappointed.

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So we're taking this case
'cause you're a fan?

145
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No, that would be crazy
and unprofessional.

146
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You're taking this case
'cause I said so.

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You and Taub
do a full workup.

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Observe her overnight.

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See if she has another seizure.
You can go.

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Why does he
get the night off?

151
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Because he brought
a smokin' hot babe.

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I have plans
with my wife.

153
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Yeah, nice try,

154
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but you hate
your personal life.

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And you obviously
don't have one.

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Hey.

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I'd stay myself,

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but I just
bought the flowers.

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Reservation for Dominica's
isn't till 8:00,

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so we got plenty of time.

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We need to pick something up
from a haunted house?

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This is a Gothic
Revival masterpiece.

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I hope one day to live
in a house like this.

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Your friend's a writer?

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One of the best.

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She wants me to read
her latest manuscript.

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Alice Tanner.

168
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Why does that name
sound familiar?

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I gave you a couple of her books
a few years ago.

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No.

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She's the woman
you put on the psych hold.

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This isn't a date.

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We're on a case.

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Ever hear of multitasking?

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Did you steal her keys?

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Think I'd take the Dean
of Medicine on a "B" and "E"?

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How did you get in here?

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Well, I guess
you have your answer.

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When was your last
physical?

180
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A while ago.

181
00:09:05,758 --> 00:09:09,477
I don't like doctors.

182
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Any history of seizures
before today?

183
00:09:11,546 --> 00:09:13,197
Not that I recall.

184
00:09:13,265 --> 00:09:15,149
Are we almost done?

185
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I'm tired.

186
00:09:16,819 --> 00:09:17,969
The exam would go faster

187
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if you would cooperate
with us.

188
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I am.

189
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You're evading
every question we ask.

190
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Why do you say that?

191
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That.

192
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I didn't ask for help.

193
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Committing a suicidal gesture
says otherwise.

194
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It wasn't a gesture.

195
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I had the damn seizure

196
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before I could get
the gun in my mouth.

197
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You want to tell us why?

198
00:09:40,142 --> 00:09:41,209
You want to know
my life story,

199
00:09:41,260 --> 00:09:43,711
my secret, inner pain?

200
00:09:43,762 --> 00:09:45,380
Maybe if I just
open up a little,

201
00:09:45,431 --> 00:09:48,299
you'll be able to save me?

202
00:09:48,367 --> 00:09:50,518
We're just trying
to help you.

203
00:09:50,585 --> 00:09:54,588
Thank you.

204
00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:55,756
I want a woman doctor.

205
00:09:55,808 --> 00:09:57,358
And back to being evasive.

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It's my right as a patient.

207
00:10:00,229 --> 00:10:02,780
So please get out.
Now.

208
00:10:02,865 --> 00:10:03,865
We need to observe you
overnight.

209
00:10:03,933 --> 00:10:05,650
You really think
I'm stupid enough

210
00:10:05,734 --> 00:10:07,785
to try and kill myself
in a hospital?

211
00:10:07,853 --> 00:10:09,370
To see if you have
another seizure.

212
00:10:09,438 --> 00:10:10,872
We'll be up there,

213
00:10:10,939 --> 00:10:12,773
and we won't disturb you
unless there's a problem.

214
00:10:12,825 --> 00:10:14,225
That work for you?

215
00:10:14,293 --> 00:10:16,811
Whatever it takes
to get you out of here.

216
00:10:18,614 --> 00:10:22,467
House, Christina has agreed
to not call the police.

217
00:10:22,551 --> 00:10:24,252
She's probably illegal.

218
00:10:24,303 --> 00:10:26,620
Same reason she didn't
report the suicide attempt.

219
00:10:26,672 --> 00:10:28,423
I call 911.

220
00:10:28,474 --> 00:10:30,141
But when Miss Tanner
woke up,

221
00:10:30,225 --> 00:10:31,292
she say she will fire me

222
00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:32,710
if I say anything
about the gun.

223
00:10:32,778 --> 00:10:35,013
And if she whacks herself,
what happens to your job?

224
00:10:37,799 --> 00:10:40,268
I think she's a very
depressed person.

225
00:10:40,319 --> 00:10:41,402
Never goes out,

226
00:10:41,470 --> 00:10:43,237
doesn't have friends.

227
00:10:43,305 --> 00:10:45,523
She has all this money,

228
00:10:45,607 --> 00:10:46,941
but all she does is write.

229
00:10:46,992 --> 00:10:50,712
I need to see
her latest manuscript.

230
00:10:50,779 --> 00:10:53,531
She always locks up
her writing in there.

231
00:10:53,615 --> 00:10:55,783
Has she ever complained

232
00:10:55,834 --> 00:10:58,870
about physical pain
or stress?

233
00:10:58,954 --> 00:10:59,971
Yes.

234
00:11:00,039 --> 00:11:03,174
Her back and her hands
hurt a lot.

235
00:11:03,258 --> 00:11:04,892
A writer
with back and hand pain.

236
00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:06,761
That's very helpful.
Let's go.

237
00:11:06,828 --> 00:11:09,197
Sometimes I hear her
cry at night.

238
00:11:09,264 --> 00:11:12,550
When she thinks
nobody's listening.

239
00:11:12,634 --> 00:11:14,835
I should have done
something.

240
00:11:14,887 --> 00:11:16,421
True.

241
00:11:16,488 --> 00:11:19,640
What are you doing?

242
00:11:19,692 --> 00:11:21,693
Before there were
hard drives,

243
00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:24,145
there were...

244
00:11:33,205 --> 00:11:34,906
How many of these
does she eat a day?

245
00:11:34,990 --> 00:11:35,907
Two for lunch.

246
00:11:35,991 --> 00:11:38,292
Sometimes three.

247
00:11:44,466 --> 00:11:46,751
Still no seizure activity.

248
00:11:46,835 --> 00:11:48,202
It's your turn—

249
00:11:51,423 --> 00:11:52,473
What the hell?

250
00:11:52,541 --> 00:11:56,710
Close. House.

251
00:11:56,762 --> 00:11:58,179
She's fine.

252
00:11:58,230 --> 00:12:00,314
Both the E.E.G. and all
her vitals have been—

253
00:12:07,539 --> 00:12:08,573
you.

254
00:12:08,657 --> 00:12:10,074
What do you want?

255
00:12:10,159 --> 00:12:13,694
You wet the bed.

256
00:12:13,746 --> 00:12:15,863
Just not sure how yet.

257
00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:26,738
Good morning,
gentlemen.

258
00:12:26,822 --> 00:12:28,356
Well,
if it's any consolation,

259
00:12:28,407 --> 00:12:31,025
I didn't get
any sleep either.

260
00:12:31,076 --> 00:12:33,044
Unilateral
hyperhidrosis.

261
00:12:33,112 --> 00:12:34,395
Interesting.

262
00:12:34,446 --> 00:12:35,964
She also admitted
she tried to kill herself,

263
00:12:36,031 --> 00:12:36,948
but won't tell us why.

264
00:12:37,032 --> 00:12:38,566
House seared her home,

265
00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:40,385
found she's been eating two
cans of tuna a day for years.

266
00:12:40,452 --> 00:12:41,920
Mercury poisoning?

267
00:12:42,004 --> 00:12:43,004
Explains the seizures,

268
00:12:43,071 --> 00:12:44,372
hand and back pain,

269
00:12:44,423 --> 00:12:45,790
also the depression.

270
00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:47,725
Explains everything except
the fact that it's not.

271
00:12:47,793 --> 00:12:49,043
We got her urine
and blood samples back.

272
00:12:49,094 --> 00:12:50,278
They're normal.

273
00:12:50,346 --> 00:12:51,596
If it's low level,

274
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:52,931
it might not show up
in a spot check.

275
00:12:53,015 --> 00:12:54,299
We need to run
continuous testing to find it.

276
00:12:54,383 --> 00:12:55,800
We can't.
She wants a female doctor.

277
00:12:55,885 --> 00:12:57,769
She only asked for a woman
to waste time.

278
00:12:57,853 --> 00:13:01,356
She's cooperating just enough
to get through the psych hold.

279
00:13:01,423 --> 00:13:04,642
Put some lipstick on Chase
and start chelation therapy.

280
00:13:04,727 --> 00:13:06,511
Confirm with another
urine test.

281
00:13:08,898 --> 00:13:09,814
Okay.

282
00:13:09,899 --> 00:13:11,649
I'll go talk to Cuddy.

283
00:13:11,734 --> 00:13:13,718
Maybe she'll let us
borrow a dress too.

284
00:13:25,381 --> 00:13:27,482
Ahe—ahem.

285
00:13:27,549 --> 00:13:30,101
This would be me
ignoring you.

286
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,070
What if we got arrested
last night?

287
00:13:32,137 --> 00:13:33,855
And whatever happened
to keeping

288
00:13:33,906 --> 00:13:35,873
our professional
and personal lives separate?

289
00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:38,943
I'm not the one talking
about our relationship at work.

290
00:13:39,028 --> 00:13:40,995
What's behind your back?

291
00:13:41,063 --> 00:13:44,165
Peace penguin.

292
00:13:44,232 --> 00:13:45,733
What room
should I return it to?

293
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,035
243.

294
00:13:47,086 --> 00:13:48,369
I need some help
with Alice Tanner.

295
00:13:48,420 --> 00:13:50,171
She wants a vagina.

296
00:13:50,222 --> 00:13:52,724
I'm pretty attached
to mine.

297
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,560
I told you to hire a temporary
replacement for Thirteen

298
00:13:55,628 --> 00:13:56,644
two weeks ago.

299
00:13:56,712 --> 00:13:57,996
I've been busy.
Doing what?

300
00:13:58,063 --> 00:13:59,797
You.

301
00:13:59,865 --> 00:14:01,182
So you'll talk her
out of it?

302
00:14:01,233 --> 00:14:03,685
You'll hire
a woman doctor?

303
00:14:03,736 --> 00:14:04,902
You think
we just sit around

304
00:14:04,987 --> 00:14:06,904
talking sports
and belching and farting

305
00:14:06,989 --> 00:14:08,273
when the chicks
aren't around?

306
00:14:08,357 --> 00:14:09,324
By when?

307
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:10,341
Next week.

308
00:14:10,409 --> 00:14:12,393
Next week it is.

309
00:14:14,263 --> 00:14:15,513
What makes you think
it's Mercury?

310
00:14:15,581 --> 00:14:16,781
Your symptoms.

311
00:14:16,865 --> 00:14:18,916
Now I can perform
the procedure yourself

312
00:14:19,001 --> 00:14:21,319
if you still prefer
a woman doctor,

313
00:14:21,387 --> 00:14:23,404
but the team you have
is our best.

314
00:14:23,472 --> 00:14:26,040
That's an interesting
perfume you're wearing.

315
00:14:26,091 --> 00:14:27,575
It was a gift.

316
00:14:27,626 --> 00:14:30,578
From Dr. House?

317
00:14:30,629 --> 00:14:32,597
It was all over him
last night.

318
00:14:32,665 --> 00:14:34,382
If you'd prefer
another female doctor,

319
00:14:34,433 --> 00:14:36,100
I can arrange that as well.

320
00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:38,886
I also smelled it
somewhere else more recently.

321
00:14:38,954 --> 00:14:42,056
Faint,
but unmistakable.

322
00:14:42,107 --> 00:14:43,808
You should have worn

323
00:14:43,876 --> 00:14:46,844
a different cardigan
this morning, Christina.

324
00:14:46,912 --> 00:14:50,031
Something you'd like
to tell me, dear?

325
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:53,234
When I found you
yesterday,

326
00:14:53,302 --> 00:14:55,870
I thought
I was too late.

327
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:59,657
I talked to them so I
could help you get better.

328
00:14:59,742 --> 00:15:01,976
I just don't want
to see you suffer anymore.

329
00:15:02,044 --> 00:15:04,028
That won't be a problem.

330
00:15:04,096 --> 00:15:06,164
You're fired.

331
00:15:06,248 --> 00:15:07,715
This woman
cares about you.

332
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:09,467
If it weren't for her—

333
00:15:09,535 --> 00:15:11,202
I wouldn't be here now,
would I?

334
00:15:11,270 --> 00:15:12,887
I should have
done it yesterday.

335
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:15,673
I understand
that you're in pain,

336
00:15:15,758 --> 00:15:18,309
but lashing out
isn't the answer.

337
00:15:18,394 --> 00:15:19,293
Treatment is.

338
00:15:19,345 --> 00:15:20,928
I agree.

339
00:15:20,979 --> 00:15:23,097
Send the men back.

340
00:15:23,148 --> 00:15:26,617
At least they're not a bunch
of dewy-eyed cry-babies.

341
00:15:28,904 --> 00:15:30,238
What's that?

342
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:35,059
It's the new
Jack Cannon novel.

343
00:15:35,127 --> 00:15:36,277
Suggestions?

344
00:15:36,328 --> 00:15:37,278
Yeah.

345
00:15:37,329 --> 00:15:38,279
Stop.

346
00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:39,664
It can't be done.

347
00:15:39,748 --> 00:15:43,201
People wonder why
you've never cured cancer.

348
00:15:43,285 --> 00:15:46,471
Did you get this before
or after your date with Cuddy?

349
00:15:46,538 --> 00:15:49,173
Eh, probably would have
been a wiser choice.

350
00:15:49,258 --> 00:15:51,042
Huh.

351
00:15:51,126 --> 00:15:53,378
This is actually good,
House.

352
00:15:53,462 --> 00:15:55,213
She's committing crimes.

353
00:15:55,297 --> 00:15:56,297
What does that tell you?

354
00:15:56,348 --> 00:15:58,549
I'm a horrible influence.

355
00:15:58,617 --> 00:15:59,767
True.

356
00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:01,669
A horrible influence
she's reaching out to.

357
00:16:01,737 --> 00:16:03,421
She's looking for ways
to connect.

358
00:16:03,489 --> 00:16:07,675
Sure, they're self-destructive,
juvenile, and insane,

359
00:16:07,726 --> 00:16:10,478
but so are you.

360
00:16:10,529 --> 00:16:12,563
You do have something
in common.

361
00:16:12,648 --> 00:16:16,484
You're both trying to find
things you have in common.

362
00:16:18,370 --> 00:16:20,154
And not finding them.

363
00:16:23,492 --> 00:16:25,576
You don't look so hot.

364
00:16:25,661 --> 00:16:28,262
Want to talk about it?

365
00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:30,148
Those days are over.

366
00:16:42,227 --> 00:16:43,261
Who were you talking to?

367
00:16:43,345 --> 00:16:44,479
Myself.

368
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:45,596
If you're seeing things,

369
00:16:45,681 --> 00:16:46,597
it could be another symptom.

370
00:16:46,665 --> 00:16:48,232
It's not.

371
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,435
It's only
in my imagination.

372
00:16:50,519 --> 00:16:52,653
I make things up
for a living.

373
00:16:55,574 --> 00:16:56,657
And talking to them?

374
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:59,360
It's a writer thing.

375
00:16:59,411 --> 00:17:01,412
We're also good
at reading people.

376
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,731
Like you,
for instance.

377
00:17:03,782 --> 00:17:05,583
Recently divorced.

378
00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:07,452
You slept with a girl
last night.

379
00:17:07,536 --> 00:17:09,303
Her place, not yours.

380
00:17:09,371 --> 00:17:11,839
You probably won't
return her calls.

381
00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:14,759
That...

382
00:17:18,297 --> 00:17:19,881
How?

383
00:17:19,932 --> 00:17:22,600
The tan line from
your former wedding ring.

384
00:17:22,684 --> 00:17:24,802
You stink of smoke,

385
00:17:24,887 --> 00:17:27,722
but no yellow
on your fingers or teeth

386
00:17:27,773 --> 00:17:29,574
means she's the smoker.

387
00:17:29,641 --> 00:17:33,094
And you either didn't
shower or change.

388
00:17:33,162 --> 00:17:37,198
Either way, her place.

389
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,599
Do him.

390
00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:40,234
We're wasting time,

391
00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:42,203
which is her main goal here.

392
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,604
Need your arm for this.

393
00:17:43,655 --> 00:17:45,556
You remind me
of my ex-husband.

394
00:17:45,624 --> 00:17:48,993
A cute man, but problems
in the bedroom department.

395
00:17:52,581 --> 00:17:54,114
Not even close.

396
00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:55,550
The ones I caught him in.

397
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:58,319
He cheated on me
every chance he could.

398
00:17:58,387 --> 00:18:01,255
The first time
with my best friend.

399
00:18:01,323 --> 00:18:02,289
The second...

400
00:18:02,341 --> 00:18:05,476
The bastard.

401
00:18:07,563 --> 00:18:09,397
BP and heart rate
are spiking.

402
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:11,849
Must be an allergic reaction
to the chelation agent.

403
00:18:11,934 --> 00:18:13,634
I didn't
give it to her yet.

404
00:18:14,452 --> 00:18:16,719
Pain, seizures,
hyperhidrosis,

405
00:18:16,751 --> 00:18:18,635
and sudden onset of
radically high blood pressure.

406
00:18:19,437 --> 00:18:21,488
Her continuous blood and urine
test came back.

407
00:18:21,573 --> 00:18:23,707
It's definitely not
Mercury poisoning. Clean.

408
00:18:23,775 --> 00:18:25,826
Could be hemolytic
uremic syndrome.

409
00:18:25,910 --> 00:18:27,878
It's not. There weren't any
blood or protein markers

410
00:18:27,945 --> 00:18:29,229
in her urine, either.

411
00:18:29,297 --> 00:18:30,664
We also caught her
talking to herself.

412
00:18:30,749 --> 00:18:32,115
She could be delusional.

413
00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:33,717
She's a writer
and a recluse.

414
00:18:33,785 --> 00:18:35,118
I'd be more surprised if
she didn't talk to herself.

415
00:18:35,170 --> 00:18:36,303
You done playing
with your ribbon?

416
00:18:36,387 --> 00:18:38,172
What was she doing
when it happened?

417
00:18:38,256 --> 00:18:39,506
Sitting in bed.

418
00:18:39,591 --> 00:18:41,842
She claims it was only
in her imagination,

419
00:18:41,926 --> 00:18:42,810
but still.

420
00:18:42,894 --> 00:18:44,428
When her BP spiked?

421
00:18:44,479 --> 00:18:46,463
Comparing Taub
to her ex-husband.

422
00:18:46,514 --> 00:18:47,731
She really hated the guy.

423
00:18:47,799 --> 00:18:49,933
Her first symptom

424
00:18:49,984 --> 00:18:52,903
was when she had a gun
to her head.

425
00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:56,640
Excess adrenaline
could explain seizures

426
00:18:56,691 --> 00:18:58,659
and skyrocketing BP.

427
00:18:58,743 --> 00:19:00,410
A pheochromocytoma.

428
00:19:00,478 --> 00:19:02,246
Get an MRI
and find it.

429
00:19:11,673 --> 00:19:13,924
Would you hold this?

430
00:19:19,997 --> 00:19:22,182
I meant now.

431
00:19:27,689 --> 00:19:30,023
Have I mentioned
I'm claustrophobic?

432
00:19:30,108 --> 00:19:33,177
Have I mentioned
we don't care?

433
00:19:33,244 --> 00:19:34,695
What's wrong?

434
00:19:34,779 --> 00:19:36,513
Nothing.
Just a leg cramp.

435
00:19:40,819 --> 00:19:42,236
Get her out of here.
She's got metal in her leg.

436
00:19:47,475 --> 00:19:49,943
She has three screws
in her right leg

437
00:19:50,011 --> 00:19:52,546
from a skiing accident
she didn't tell us about.

438
00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:54,631
The MRI's magnetic field
super heated the metal,

439
00:19:54,699 --> 00:19:55,999
causing third-degree
burns.

440
00:19:56,050 --> 00:20:01,255
Skin ruptured from
internal heat pressure here.

441
00:20:01,339 --> 00:20:03,140
It's not our fault.

442
00:20:03,207 --> 00:20:04,341
She signed
the consent forms,

443
00:20:04,392 --> 00:20:05,175
denied there
was any metal...

444
00:20:05,226 --> 00:20:06,894
Normally I'd say it.

445
00:20:06,978 --> 00:20:11,381
Maybe this way
it'll finally sink in.

446
00:20:11,432 --> 00:20:13,400
She wants to die.

447
00:20:13,484 --> 00:20:15,736
You cannot trust
anything she says.

448
00:20:15,803 --> 00:20:17,137
Treating the soft tissue
injuries in her leg

449
00:20:17,205 --> 00:20:18,372
cost us most of the day.

450
00:20:18,439 --> 00:20:20,073
We also had to replace
the screws.

451
00:20:20,158 --> 00:20:22,225
And finding
a pheochromocytoma

452
00:20:22,277 --> 00:20:24,177
without using the mri
could take us a week.

453
00:20:24,245 --> 00:20:26,396
Longer, if she doesn't
stop lying to us.

454
00:20:26,447 --> 00:20:28,332
Or we could figure out
a way to find it

455
00:20:28,399 --> 00:20:31,835
in the 39 hours left
on her psych hold.

456
00:20:31,903 --> 00:20:33,904
We need to make her
cooperate.

457
00:20:33,955 --> 00:20:36,073
We have to offer her
something she wants.

458
00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:40,427
She wants to kill herself,
House.

459
00:20:40,511 --> 00:20:42,763
I can work with that.

460
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,641
I want you
to write more books.

461
00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:57,995
I'm done writing
Jack Cannon's adventures.

462
00:20:58,062 --> 00:20:59,446
And when I get out of here,

463
00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:02,282
I'll just be done.

464
00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:04,818
Now don't you say that,
you dirty birdie.

465
00:21:04,903 --> 00:21:06,436
You know, there are
easier ways to go

466
00:21:06,487 --> 00:21:07,771
than shooting yourself
in the head

467
00:21:07,822 --> 00:21:08,989
or tearing apart a limb.

468
00:21:09,073 --> 00:21:12,142
And this is one of them.

469
00:21:12,210 --> 00:21:14,912
The best part,
you'll feel so good,

470
00:21:14,963 --> 00:21:17,748
you won't even notice
you're dead.

471
00:21:17,799 --> 00:21:19,633
You expect me to believe

472
00:21:19,717 --> 00:21:22,069
you're going to
help me kill myself?

473
00:21:22,136 --> 00:21:23,136
You're the perceptive one.

474
00:21:23,221 --> 00:21:25,055
You tell me.

475
00:21:25,122 --> 00:21:26,290
Why?

476
00:21:26,357 --> 00:21:27,841
We can't find
your tumor in time

477
00:21:27,926 --> 00:21:31,178
without your cooperation.

478
00:21:31,262 --> 00:21:32,746
So I'm giving you a choice.

479
00:21:32,814 --> 00:21:34,715
Give us a chance
to make you better,

480
00:21:34,782 --> 00:21:38,402
or stick this anywhere
and push.

481
00:21:38,469 --> 00:21:40,988
Why do you care about me?

482
00:21:41,055 --> 00:21:45,192
You think you know me
because you read my books?

483
00:21:45,276 --> 00:21:46,827
No.

484
00:21:46,911 --> 00:21:49,947
I know pain.

485
00:21:50,014 --> 00:21:51,114
Think you can handle it,

486
00:21:51,165 --> 00:21:53,951
and one day you can't.

487
00:21:54,002 --> 00:21:55,786
When that happens,

488
00:21:55,853 --> 00:21:59,256
you either find reasons
to go on, or you don't.

489
00:21:59,323 --> 00:22:01,458
I'm...

490
00:22:01,526 --> 00:22:03,477
I'm all out of reasons.

491
00:22:03,544 --> 00:22:04,511
Now.

492
00:22:04,579 --> 00:22:06,430
When you're pain free,

493
00:22:06,497 --> 00:22:09,433
you're gonna want to live
and start writing again.

494
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:12,219
And if I'm wrong,

495
00:22:12,286 --> 00:22:16,106
got a backup plan
to take home with you.

496
00:22:16,173 --> 00:22:18,859
Okay.

497
00:22:20,979 --> 00:22:22,846
Good choice.

498
00:22:22,897 --> 00:22:24,064
If I were you,

499
00:22:24,148 --> 00:22:26,116
I'd hide that
if you want to keep it.

500
00:22:26,183 --> 00:22:27,668
I know the perfect place.

501
00:22:46,786 --> 00:22:47,686
Morning, sunshine.

502
00:22:47,753 --> 00:22:50,288
You're a real bastard.

503
00:22:50,356 --> 00:22:53,124
You were supposed
to choose life.

504
00:22:53,192 --> 00:22:57,145
You're also
an excellent liar.

505
00:22:57,213 --> 00:23:00,115
Wasn't lying
about the cure.

506
00:23:00,182 --> 00:23:01,616
If we find and remove
that pesky,

507
00:23:01,684 --> 00:23:04,619
adrenaline-secreting tumor,

508
00:23:04,687 --> 00:23:05,954
you'll get better.

509
00:23:06,022 --> 00:23:07,856
You better hurry.

510
00:23:07,924 --> 00:23:10,942
My lawyer will have me
out of here this time tomorrow.

511
00:23:11,010 --> 00:23:13,411
Yeah, about that,

512
00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:14,679
it seems that last night

513
00:23:14,747 --> 00:23:16,498
you found
and self-administered

514
00:23:16,549 --> 00:23:19,401
what you thought was
a potentially lethal narcotic.

515
00:23:19,468 --> 00:23:20,852
Your psych hold
has been extended

516
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,904
an additional 24 hours.

517
00:23:22,972 --> 00:23:25,090
I know.
Bummer, right?

518
00:23:28,010 --> 00:23:32,264
You want to know
something about my book?

519
00:23:32,348 --> 00:23:33,231
Sure.

520
00:23:33,299 --> 00:23:36,484
Jack Cannon dies.

521
00:23:36,552 --> 00:23:37,452
I know.

522
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:42,457
Bummer, right?

523
00:23:42,525 --> 00:23:45,226
We finished analyzing
thePETt scans from last night.

524
00:23:45,278 --> 00:23:46,494
There's no sign of a tumor.

525
00:23:46,562 --> 00:23:48,313
We sampled blood
from six different areas

526
00:23:48,381 --> 00:23:49,798
looking for any spikes
in adrenaline.

527
00:23:49,865 --> 00:23:51,066
All of them
were negative.

528
00:23:51,133 --> 00:23:52,334
If she told us
her symptoms,

529
00:23:52,401 --> 00:23:54,102
where it hurts,
when the pain first started,

530
00:23:54,170 --> 00:23:56,454
we could at least focus
on a specific area.

531
00:23:56,539 --> 00:23:57,905
Or use them
to rule areas out.

532
00:23:57,957 --> 00:23:59,174
She'll only lie.

533
00:23:59,241 --> 00:24:00,842
We're better off
not even talking to her.

534
00:24:00,910 --> 00:24:03,712
You think you can get her
to try to kill herself again?

535
00:24:03,763 --> 00:24:05,730
We're gonna need more time.

536
00:24:05,798 --> 00:24:07,799
There might be a way
to get her symptoms

537
00:24:07,883 --> 00:24:09,083
without asking her.

538
00:24:09,135 --> 00:24:11,436
If writers write
what they know.

539
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,688
I thought you said
it was about a boy Detective.

540
00:24:13,756 --> 00:24:16,308
And his mentor, Aunt Helen,

541
00:24:16,392 --> 00:24:20,629
who happens to be around
the same age as Alice.

542
00:24:20,696 --> 00:24:22,764
Answers could be in the book.

543
00:24:22,832 --> 00:24:27,252
Great. You finish reading
your typewriter ribbon yet?

544
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:29,287
Look for the tumor
with the ultrasound.

545
00:24:32,742 --> 00:24:35,276
I drove across town
to treat a ribbon?

546
00:24:35,328 --> 00:24:36,328
That's why I prefer lying.

547
00:24:36,412 --> 00:24:38,546
It makes things easier.

548
00:24:38,614 --> 00:24:40,882
Whatever he has you doing,
stop.

549
00:24:40,949 --> 00:24:41,833
You told him?

550
00:24:41,917 --> 00:24:43,501
We do live together.

551
00:24:43,586 --> 00:24:46,087
I generally tell him
when I show up at his work.

552
00:24:46,138 --> 00:24:48,223
He told me it was a matter
of life and death.

553
00:24:48,290 --> 00:24:49,307
It is.

554
00:24:49,392 --> 00:24:51,309
Patient wants
to kill herself.

555
00:24:51,394 --> 00:24:52,560
He's just trying
to read a book,

556
00:24:52,628 --> 00:24:54,729
the latest Jack Cannon:
Boy Detective.

557
00:24:54,797 --> 00:24:56,398
Alice Tanner
is your patient?

558
00:24:56,465 --> 00:24:57,649
You're a "fannon" too?

559
00:24:57,717 --> 00:24:59,267
I'm team Deacon.

560
00:24:59,318 --> 00:25:00,852
Oh, come on.

561
00:25:00,936 --> 00:25:03,488
Why can't
she love them both?

562
00:25:03,572 --> 00:25:06,024
The typewriter keys
should have left impressions

563
00:25:06,092 --> 00:25:07,609
on these ribbon fibers.

564
00:25:07,660 --> 00:25:09,778
They would also remove
a layer of ink.

565
00:25:09,829 --> 00:25:13,448
It's just a question of
tweaking the software, really.

566
00:25:19,505 --> 00:25:21,873
Does Cuddy know you're using
the MRI for this?

567
00:25:21,957 --> 00:25:23,925
Let's say yes.

568
00:25:29,432 --> 00:25:31,216
So do you think Jack finally

569
00:25:31,300 --> 00:25:32,550
hooks up with Sarah
in this one?

570
00:25:32,635 --> 00:25:34,703
No. Debbie Wright
is his true love.

571
00:25:34,770 --> 00:25:37,589
She's dead.
Presumed!

572
00:25:37,656 --> 00:25:39,274
All we really know is—

573
00:25:39,341 --> 00:25:41,359
there are actual patients
waiting to use this machine.

574
00:25:47,650 --> 00:25:49,250
Congratulations.

575
00:25:49,318 --> 00:25:51,786
It's a book.

576
00:25:56,992 --> 00:25:59,327
Wilson just told me
we're going on a double date

577
00:25:59,378 --> 00:26:01,295
with him and Sam tonight.

578
00:26:01,347 --> 00:26:03,231
You don't like double dates?

579
00:26:03,298 --> 00:26:05,133
I'd just like
if you'd ask me first.

580
00:26:05,184 --> 00:26:06,684
You don't like surprises?

581
00:26:06,769 --> 00:26:10,138
Is this Alice's book?

582
00:26:10,189 --> 00:26:11,973
Sam reprogrammed the MRI

583
00:26:12,024 --> 00:26:14,442
to read Alice's
typewriter ribbon.

584
00:26:14,510 --> 00:26:16,528
You used a $3 million
piece of hospital equipment

585
00:26:16,595 --> 00:26:18,079
so you could read a novel?

586
00:26:18,147 --> 00:26:20,782
Cool, right?

587
00:26:20,833 --> 00:26:23,251
Well, as your girlfriend,
I'm impressed.

588
00:26:23,318 --> 00:26:25,170
As your boss,
you're a jackass.

589
00:26:25,254 --> 00:26:27,155
Don't do it again.

590
00:26:27,223 --> 00:26:28,289
As your boyfriend,
I thank you.

591
00:26:28,340 --> 00:26:29,340
As your employee,
I resent you,

592
00:26:29,425 --> 00:26:30,375
because I need this
for my case.

593
00:26:30,459 --> 00:26:31,626
As your boss,

594
00:26:31,677 --> 00:26:34,796
you just got six more
clinic hours next week.

595
00:26:34,864 --> 00:26:36,998
So what's the plan
for tonight?

596
00:26:37,049 --> 00:26:38,850
Whatever you want.
I don't care.

597
00:26:38,918 --> 00:26:40,268
Just pick something
we'd both enjoy.

598
00:26:40,335 --> 00:26:41,719
Yeah? And what
would that be exactly?

599
00:26:41,787 --> 00:26:42,921
I don't know.
You know what I like.

600
00:26:42,988 --> 00:26:44,672
I got to get back to work.

601
00:26:50,963 --> 00:26:52,330
Found something.

602
00:26:52,398 --> 00:26:55,366
It's not a tumor.

603
00:26:55,451 --> 00:26:57,702
Whatever it is,
it's encased around her heart.

604
00:27:03,971 --> 00:27:05,655
She has
a pericardial effusion.

605
00:27:05,656 --> 00:27:06,940
Which wasn't there last night

606
00:27:06,991 --> 00:27:07,558
when we did the PET scan.

607
00:27:07,566 --> 00:27:08,399
She's getting worse,

608
00:27:08,468 --> 00:27:10,185
and there's no sign
of a pheochromocytoma.

609
00:27:10,253 --> 00:27:11,920
Seizures, sweating,
rapid blood pressure,

610
00:27:11,971 --> 00:27:13,421
and an effusion
point to something viral.

611
00:27:13,473 --> 00:27:16,108
Or maybe a cancer.

612
00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:17,526
We could use
your opinion, House,

613
00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:21,596
or at least your attention.

614
00:27:21,648 --> 00:27:25,150
Jack Cannon is not dead.

615
00:27:25,235 --> 00:27:26,735
It's worse.

616
00:27:26,786 --> 00:27:30,038
Ten books leading up
to a final confrontation.

617
00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:32,207
She ends it
on a cliffhanger.

618
00:27:32,275 --> 00:27:33,292
I mean,
who does that?

619
00:27:33,376 --> 00:27:35,227
People who want
to sell you the 11th.

620
00:27:35,295 --> 00:27:36,328
She was gonna kill herself.

621
00:27:36,396 --> 00:27:37,996
This is the final
Jack Cannon.

622
00:27:38,081 --> 00:27:39,715
Nothing gets resolved.

623
00:27:39,782 --> 00:27:42,117
Who's his father?
Who killed his brother?

624
00:27:42,168 --> 00:27:44,452
How'd he get that
damn scar on his cheek,

625
00:27:44,504 --> 00:27:46,922
and why is he
obsessed with yo-yos?

626
00:27:46,973 --> 00:27:49,041
Is there anything in it
that pertains to our case?

627
00:27:49,108 --> 00:27:51,143
Yeah.

628
00:27:51,227 --> 00:27:54,313
I know why she wanted
to kill herself.

629
00:27:54,397 --> 00:27:58,233
His mentor,
Helen Rutherford,

630
00:27:58,301 --> 00:28:00,602
has contracted
a serious illness

631
00:28:00,653 --> 00:28:03,355
which consists
of joint paint,

632
00:28:03,423 --> 00:28:06,108
fatigue,
sensitivity to light,

633
00:28:06,175 --> 00:28:08,477
and depression.

634
00:28:08,545 --> 00:28:11,479
How do we know this mentor
character's really Alice?

635
00:28:11,531 --> 00:28:14,366
Helen dies
halfway through the book.

636
00:28:14,450 --> 00:28:16,818
Shoots herself in the head...

637
00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:19,288
To save Jack
from having to care for her.

638
00:28:19,339 --> 00:28:21,123
If we add those
to the symptoms we've seen

639
00:28:21,174 --> 00:28:23,759
and the pericardial
effusion... It's lupus.

640
00:28:25,261 --> 00:28:26,812
Can't be lupus.

641
00:28:26,879 --> 00:28:28,764
Why not?

642
00:28:28,831 --> 00:28:30,332
It isn't curable.

643
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,351
That's... Not an answer.

644
00:28:32,435 --> 00:28:33,919
It's treatable.

645
00:28:33,987 --> 00:28:35,304
We'll start testing
to see which drugs

646
00:28:35,371 --> 00:28:36,688
she best responds to.

647
00:28:36,773 --> 00:28:38,673
We're not gonna be able
to take her pain away.

648
00:28:38,725 --> 00:28:40,309
She's still gonna
kill herself

649
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,945
as soon as she gets
released tomorrow.

650
00:28:45,514 --> 00:28:47,799
Can't let Jack Cannon
end this way.

651
00:28:47,867 --> 00:28:50,319
We're treating a patient...
Not a book.

652
00:28:54,523 --> 00:28:57,342
Retest to confirm.

653
00:29:04,767 --> 00:29:07,569
Go-carts? Really?

654
00:29:07,637 --> 00:29:09,471
Wilson, party of four.
You guys are up next.

655
00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:11,189
Your mom said
you loved go-carts.

656
00:29:11,274 --> 00:29:14,242
You called my mother.

657
00:29:14,310 --> 00:29:15,994
I loved them
when I was 12.

658
00:29:16,079 --> 00:29:17,946
This is so cool!

659
00:29:17,997 --> 00:29:19,814
I haven't done this
since I was 12!

660
00:29:19,866 --> 00:29:22,868
Winner picks the restaurant.

661
00:29:22,952 --> 00:29:26,588
I have a very bad
feeling about this.

662
00:29:26,656 --> 00:29:28,674
Are we ready, racers?

663
00:29:33,896 --> 00:29:35,430
On your marks,

664
00:29:35,481 --> 00:29:37,132
get set...

665
00:29:37,183 --> 00:29:39,151
And go away.

666
00:29:44,657 --> 00:29:46,474
Hey! Watch it!

667
00:29:48,978 --> 00:29:50,445
You having fun?

668
00:29:50,496 --> 00:29:52,614
You know who wins
these races?

669
00:29:52,665 --> 00:29:55,167
The person who weighs less!

670
00:29:58,204 --> 00:30:00,872
My parents never let me
drive one of these!

671
00:30:00,957 --> 00:30:02,624
Yeah! I can tell!

672
00:30:04,711 --> 00:30:06,044
Oh, my God!

673
00:30:06,129 --> 00:30:07,179
Oh!

674
00:30:11,834 --> 00:30:12,801
Oh!

675
00:30:16,639 --> 00:30:17,639
Whoa.

676
00:30:19,308 --> 00:30:21,526
What is her problem?

677
00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:22,978
She hates jews!

678
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,848
Never... Again.

679
00:30:44,834 --> 00:30:46,218
That a girl!

680
00:30:55,928 --> 00:30:58,230
Ohh...
Uh...

681
00:31:01,717 --> 00:31:03,351
Hoo hoo hah hah hah!

682
00:31:18,234 --> 00:31:19,668
See you at the finish line!

683
00:31:19,735 --> 00:31:20,702
Oh, yeah?

684
00:31:51,901 --> 00:31:53,401
Yes!

685
00:31:56,155 --> 00:31:57,456
Hey!

686
00:31:57,540 --> 00:31:59,274
You're banned for life,
mister!

687
00:31:59,325 --> 00:32:02,127
Your Fun Stop privileges
are officially revoked!

688
00:32:04,780 --> 00:32:07,215
You, too, blondie!
All of you—get out!

689
00:32:07,283 --> 00:32:09,301
I avenged my Lady.

690
00:32:09,385 --> 00:32:11,219
Seatbelt nearly
broke my neck.

691
00:32:11,287 --> 00:32:12,671
I'm done
for the night.

692
00:32:12,755 --> 00:32:15,390
It's not my fault Wilson's
attracted to psychos.

693
00:32:15,457 --> 00:32:16,958
You picked
the place.

694
00:32:18,961 --> 00:32:21,146
That's just the pain
talking.

695
00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:28,487
Oh... Wow.

696
00:32:38,147 --> 00:32:39,664
It was a car crash.

697
00:32:39,749 --> 00:32:41,099
Not a skiing accident.

698
00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:42,100
What?

699
00:32:42,168 --> 00:32:43,502
Screws in your leg.

700
00:32:43,586 --> 00:32:45,987
Ya got me.

701
00:32:46,055 --> 00:32:47,655
I'll be going
back to sleep now.

702
00:32:47,707 --> 00:32:50,008
You damaged
your thyroid gland in the crash

703
00:32:50,076 --> 00:32:52,344
when the shoulder strap
cut into your neck.

704
00:32:52,411 --> 00:32:54,229
You don't have lupus.

705
00:32:54,297 --> 00:32:55,714
What you have is curable.

706
00:32:55,798 --> 00:32:57,165
Go away.

707
00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:01,219
I read your book.

708
00:33:01,304 --> 00:33:03,221
Sucks, by the way.

709
00:33:03,306 --> 00:33:06,024
Nice try,
but impossible.

710
00:33:06,108 --> 00:33:08,810
Helen Rutherford
kills herself

711
00:33:08,861 --> 00:33:10,478
because she feels useless

712
00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:13,615
and doesn't
want to be a burd—

713
00:33:13,682 --> 00:33:15,317
just like you do now.

714
00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:17,485
You have hypothyroidism.

715
00:33:17,553 --> 00:33:19,538
That's why you feel
so tired and worn out.

716
00:33:19,605 --> 00:33:22,123
With medication,
you'll feel 20 years younger.

717
00:33:22,191 --> 00:33:23,375
Or whatever age you were

718
00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:24,993
the last time you didn't
want to kill yourself.

719
00:33:25,044 --> 00:33:27,195
How did you—
you can finish
the story the right way...

720
00:33:27,246 --> 00:33:28,914
The way Jack Cannon
deserves.

721
00:33:28,998 --> 00:33:31,883
You think you know
what Jack deserves?

722
00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:33,919
I know that he deserves better
than what you gave him.

723
00:33:34,003 --> 00:33:36,221
You don't know
anything about him!

724
00:33:36,305 --> 00:33:37,422
Why can't you just
leave me—

725
00:33:45,348 --> 00:33:46,848
what did you do to me?

726
00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:48,984
I can't move.

727
00:33:49,051 --> 00:33:51,403
I can't move anything.

728
00:33:56,323 --> 00:33:59,008
How can I be right
and wrong?

729
00:33:59,076 --> 00:34:00,544
I deduced the car accident

730
00:34:00,566 --> 00:34:02,283
because thyroid
fit the symptoms.

731
00:34:03,508 --> 00:34:06,410
But a damaged thyroid
wouldn't explain the paralysis.

732
00:34:06,478 --> 00:34:07,945
How can I be wrong
about the thyroid

733
00:34:08,029 --> 00:34:09,396
but right about the accident?

734
00:34:09,447 --> 00:34:10,981
What if you're not?

735
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:13,067
I like the way
you think, kid.

736
00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:14,802
At least
not completely.

737
00:34:14,870 --> 00:34:16,704
Post traumatic

738
00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:19,006
syringomyelia from
a 15-year-old car crash.

739
00:34:19,074 --> 00:34:21,141
Slowly growing over the years,

740
00:34:21,209 --> 00:34:22,793
pressing
against her spinal column.

741
00:34:22,861 --> 00:34:25,529
Causes pain, fluctuating
blood pressure, seizures.

742
00:34:25,597 --> 00:34:26,797
And if untreated,

743
00:34:26,865 --> 00:34:28,532
eventually leads
to paralysis and death.

744
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,751
We find it and remove it.

745
00:34:30,819 --> 00:34:32,353
She should be able
to regain full function.

746
00:34:32,420 --> 00:34:34,254
If we can get her medical
records from back then,

747
00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:36,657
we can use them
to pinpoint the location.

748
00:34:36,725 --> 00:34:38,258
Do it.

749
00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:40,644
We're dead on our feet.

750
00:34:40,729 --> 00:34:42,613
I've barely slept
in four days.

751
00:34:42,697 --> 00:34:44,064
Aw... That's sad.

752
00:34:44,115 --> 00:34:45,766
You know what's even sadder?

753
00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:47,735
Thirteen
was the only man on my team.

754
00:34:47,786 --> 00:34:49,069
Yeah, it'd be nice
if you hurry up

755
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,272
and hire someone
to fill her spot.

756
00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:53,007
Do it.

757
00:34:53,074 --> 00:34:55,209
Cuddy wants it
to be a girl.

758
00:34:55,276 --> 00:34:57,127
There are a couple
of people—

759
00:34:57,212 --> 00:34:58,479
I was talking to Chase.

760
00:34:58,546 --> 00:35:01,015
I was just looking at you
to screw with you.

761
00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:11,892
I'm meditating.

762
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,194
From where we're standing,
it looked like sleeping.

763
00:35:14,262 --> 00:35:16,430
We can't find her old
medical records.

764
00:35:16,481 --> 00:35:17,781
You woke me up for that?

765
00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:20,017
We woke you up
because it doesn't matter.

766
00:35:20,085 --> 00:35:22,186
Alice is refusing
any more treatment.

767
00:35:22,270 --> 00:35:23,404
She doesn't want
the surgery.

768
00:35:23,471 --> 00:35:25,272
She kicked us out.

769
00:35:27,809 --> 00:35:29,610
Why would she lie
about the accident?

770
00:35:29,678 --> 00:35:31,278
Everybody lies.

771
00:35:31,346 --> 00:35:34,448
Everybody has a reason.

772
00:35:40,154 --> 00:35:41,889
I know.

773
00:35:41,957 --> 00:35:44,174
Alice is refusing
surgery.

774
00:35:44,259 --> 00:35:46,010
She'll be dead
in a few days without it.

775
00:35:46,094 --> 00:35:47,511
Which is why I've spent
the last four hours

776
00:35:47,595 --> 00:35:51,382
trying to find a legal way
to do it without her permission.

777
00:35:51,466 --> 00:35:54,301
Unsuccessfully.
I'm sorry.

778
00:35:54,352 --> 00:35:57,137
As your boyfriend,
I'm grateful for the effort.

779
00:35:57,188 --> 00:35:58,639
As your employee,

780
00:35:58,690 --> 00:36:00,224
I'm disappointed
at your ineffectiveness.

781
00:36:03,895 --> 00:36:06,497
Why would she not tell us
about the pins in her leg?

782
00:36:06,564 --> 00:36:09,283
'Cause she wants to die.

783
00:36:09,350 --> 00:36:10,734
By having her leg
ripped off?

784
00:36:10,819 --> 00:36:13,737
She wants to punish herself...

785
00:36:13,822 --> 00:36:16,056
For something that happened
before she was famous,

786
00:36:16,124 --> 00:36:17,791
before she even
started to write.

787
00:36:17,859 --> 00:36:19,643
I think the answer's

788
00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:21,045
in her old medical
records.

789
00:36:21,112 --> 00:36:24,164
But dopey, sleazy,
and uptighty can't find them.

790
00:36:24,215 --> 00:36:26,250
Maybe Alice Tanner's
just her pen name.

791
00:36:29,471 --> 00:36:32,272
Your boyfriend is an idiot.

792
00:36:32,340 --> 00:36:34,425
I'll contact
the national records archive

793
00:36:34,509 --> 00:36:36,093
and run the type
of screws in her leg

794
00:36:36,177 --> 00:36:39,797
against blood type, age,
and anything else I think of.

795
00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:41,415
Her first name
could be Helen.

796
00:36:41,483 --> 00:36:43,434
Even better.

797
00:36:46,821 --> 00:36:48,522
Don't bother to get up.

798
00:36:48,590 --> 00:36:51,275
You know,
the way you write Jack

799
00:36:51,342 --> 00:36:54,411
always made him
feel real to me.

800
00:36:54,496 --> 00:36:55,696
Now I know why.

801
00:36:57,916 --> 00:37:00,684
Because
I'm a good writer.

802
00:37:00,752 --> 00:37:03,787
He's cool,
but he's awkward.

803
00:37:03,872 --> 00:37:05,906
He's brilliant.
He makes mistakes.

804
00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:09,426
He's funny, but sometimes
he takes it too far.

805
00:37:09,494 --> 00:37:11,395
Sounds like a great kid.

806
00:37:11,463 --> 00:37:13,480
Please.

807
00:37:13,548 --> 00:37:15,365
Just leave me alone.

808
00:37:15,433 --> 00:37:18,218
You weren't alone
in the car crash.

809
00:37:18,286 --> 00:37:21,839
Your son was with you,
Helen.

810
00:37:30,098 --> 00:37:33,200
The books are your way
of keeping him alive.

811
00:37:36,771 --> 00:37:40,074
Why can't you just
let me die in peace?

812
00:37:40,141 --> 00:37:42,326
You haven't been at peace
since it happened.

813
00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:50,734
I killed him.

814
00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:53,120
No, you didn't.

815
00:37:53,188 --> 00:37:56,056
I let him drive.

816
00:37:56,124 --> 00:37:58,892
He only had
a learner's permit.

817
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,245
It was raining.

818
00:38:01,312 --> 00:38:03,463
I deserve this.

819
00:38:03,515 --> 00:38:05,766
No, you don't.

820
00:38:09,404 --> 00:38:12,573
He could always get me
to do what he wanted.

821
00:38:14,325 --> 00:38:17,127
He's always been my muse.

822
00:38:17,195 --> 00:38:18,862
Well, that may be true,

823
00:38:18,947 --> 00:38:20,480
but I've been reviewing

824
00:38:20,532 --> 00:38:23,617
your muse's autopsy results.

825
00:38:23,668 --> 00:38:25,853
It wasn't the crash
that killed him.

826
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,422
Your son
had a brain aneurism.

827
00:38:28,489 --> 00:38:30,774
That's why he crashed.

828
00:38:30,842 --> 00:38:32,826
He was dead
before the impact.

829
00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:34,962
There was nothing
you could do to save him.

830
00:38:35,029 --> 00:38:36,914
They would have told me.

831
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:38,298
They had no reason
to dig any deeper.

832
00:38:38,349 --> 00:38:40,667
It was a car accident.
I did.

833
00:38:40,718 --> 00:38:43,220
It's easy to miss.

834
00:38:43,304 --> 00:38:45,973
But you can see
the blood buildup here.

835
00:38:46,024 --> 00:38:48,058
Your son
would have died that day

836
00:38:48,143 --> 00:38:50,844
on a bus, in school,

837
00:38:50,895 --> 00:38:53,263
sitting on his bed.

838
00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:56,516
The only thing the crash
is killing is you.

839
00:38:56,568 --> 00:38:59,937
We need to repair
that syrinx in your neck.

840
00:39:02,991 --> 00:39:05,409
He was my world.

841
00:39:05,493 --> 00:39:08,912
Writing...

842
00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:11,331
I could feel him with me.

843
00:39:15,536 --> 00:39:18,071
It wasn't my fault,
mom.

844
00:39:20,808 --> 00:39:23,393
And it wasn't mine.

845
00:39:43,781 --> 00:39:46,033
Her son didn't have
a brain aneurism.

846
00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:48,101
Nope.

847
00:39:48,169 --> 00:39:51,138
She shouldn't have
let him drive in the rain.

848
00:39:51,206 --> 00:39:53,891
Jack was never
very coordinated.

849
00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:55,475
As your boss,

850
00:39:55,526 --> 00:39:58,562
I am opposed to you
lying to a patient.

851
00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:00,513
As your girlfriend,
I'm glad you care.

852
00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:03,100
I don't.

853
00:40:03,167 --> 00:40:05,068
I just wanted to save
Jack Cannon.

854
00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:08,488
Well, I can see why
you like him.

855
00:40:08,539 --> 00:40:11,524
I started reading
one of the books you gave me.

856
00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:13,660
I find that
very hard to believe.

857
00:40:13,711 --> 00:40:14,845
Why?

858
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,463
Because I can't like
something you like?

859
00:40:16,530 --> 00:40:18,832
We couldn't possibly
have something in common?

860
00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:21,168
Because I lied about
giving you the books.

861
00:40:21,219 --> 00:40:22,252
Oh.
Oh.

862
00:40:24,472 --> 00:40:26,106
Wilson told you.
Yeah.

863
00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:28,058
He's such a gossip.

864
00:40:28,142 --> 00:40:30,277
I'm not gonna dump you
because we like different food

865
00:40:30,344 --> 00:40:31,995
or books or music.

866
00:40:32,063 --> 00:40:33,563
On the other hand,

867
00:40:33,631 --> 00:40:36,016
I might dump you
if you don't talk to me

868
00:40:36,067 --> 00:40:38,118
when you have a problem
with our relationship.

869
00:40:38,185 --> 00:40:39,970
I know you
believe that now...

870
00:40:40,038 --> 00:40:41,688
But the fact is—

871
00:40:41,739 --> 00:40:43,023
who cares about common?

872
00:40:43,074 --> 00:40:45,008
Common is boring.

873
00:40:45,076 --> 00:40:47,694
It's... Common!

874
00:40:47,745 --> 00:40:51,581
I like being with you.
You make me better.

875
00:40:51,666 --> 00:40:54,368
Hopefully,
I make you better.

876
00:40:54,435 --> 00:40:56,770
What we have is...

877
00:40:56,838 --> 00:40:59,056
Uncommon.

878
00:41:01,943 --> 00:41:04,628
And I've never been happier.

879
00:41:18,326 --> 00:41:21,227
Mind giving us
a moment alone, Christina?

880
00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:31,088
I'd like to thank you.

881
00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:33,173
Great.

882
00:41:33,241 --> 00:41:35,609
You can dedicate
the next Jack Cannon to me.

883
00:41:35,677 --> 00:41:37,377
I can't.

884
00:41:37,445 --> 00:41:39,479
Are you still in pain?
No.

885
00:41:39,547 --> 00:41:42,366
You did everything
you said, and more.

886
00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:44,601
I can finally move on.

887
00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:46,503
Thank you.

888
00:41:46,571 --> 00:41:48,005
Move on where?

889
00:41:49,557 --> 00:41:52,893
I want to write books
for adults.

890
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,678
What about Jack?

891
00:41:54,746 --> 00:41:57,414
Your last book
didn't answer anything.

892
00:41:57,482 --> 00:42:00,734
The way I ended Jack's story
is perfect.

893
00:42:00,802 --> 00:42:03,086
Each reader can decide

894
00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:06,106
what fate they want
for him themselves.

895
00:42:06,157 --> 00:42:07,874
You—but that's stupid!

896
00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:09,626
That doesn't make
any sense!

897
00:42:09,711 --> 00:42:13,113
How many answers
do you get in real life?

898
00:42:13,181 --> 00:42:14,681
This is a book.

899
00:42:14,749 --> 00:42:17,134
Books have beginnings,
middles, and ends.

900
00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:18,585
You can't just leave it
on a cliffhanger—

901
00:42:18,636 --> 00:42:19,619
who does that?

902
00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:22,539
I'm sorry.
His story's done.

903
00:42:24,742 --> 00:42:27,978
There's really nothing
you can say to change my mind.

904
00:42:30,181 --> 00:42:32,799
Your son...

905
00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:43,510
Was very lucky
to have you as his mother.

906
00:42:54,756 --> 00:42:57,090
That was—
oh, shut up.

907
00:43:00,678 --> 00:43:04,446
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