1 00:00:31,389 --> 00:00:32,773 Billy? 2 00:00:32,857 --> 00:00:35,225 Is anyone here? 3 00:00:48,039 --> 00:00:51,842 Billy? 4 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,279 Hey. 5 00:01:12,363 --> 00:01:15,482 Hey. I just noticed the front door was open. 6 00:01:15,566 --> 00:01:17,968 Maybe you left it that way? 7 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:21,571 I don't know. I thought I heard something. 8 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:23,624 I know the whole house creaks, but I was just— 9 00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:26,243 if you have any doubts, go to the Cassano's. 10 00:01:26,294 --> 00:01:28,962 I'm in the car. I'm a few blocks away. 11 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:31,465 No, I'm sure it's nothing. 12 00:01:31,549 --> 00:01:33,333 Love you. 13 00:02:29,774 --> 00:02:32,976 Oh! Uh, the— the door banged shut. 14 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:34,728 I'm sure it was just the wind. 15 00:02:34,812 --> 00:02:36,563 Oh, God. It's okay. 16 00:02:36,647 --> 00:02:38,281 It's okay, it's just me. 17 00:02:43,237 --> 00:02:45,072 You all right? Uhh! 18 00:02:45,156 --> 00:02:47,407 Margaret... 19 00:02:47,492 --> 00:02:50,293 Hey... 20 00:02:50,361 --> 00:02:52,045 Margaret! Oh— 21 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:55,782 oh, my stomach! Oh... 22 00:03:02,487 --> 00:03:06,842 — Sync, corrected by elderman — — for www.addic7ed.com — 23 00:03:58,646 --> 00:04:01,565 I get it. 24 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:03,116 You're jealous of my new cane, 25 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:04,785 so you hired a new doctor 26 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:06,736 that you could lean on. Exactly. 27 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:09,156 Nothing to do with the fact that you instructed me to hire one. 28 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:12,125 Dr. House, this is Dr. Kelly Benedict, 29 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:13,794 your new fellow. 30 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:16,279 Nice to meet you. 31 00:04:16,330 --> 00:04:19,800 Um, I just finished my psychiatry residency 32 00:04:19,867 --> 00:04:21,084 at St. Jude's. 33 00:04:21,135 --> 00:04:22,919 And I loved studying the mind, 34 00:04:22,970 --> 00:04:24,805 but I thought I could make more of a difference, 35 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:28,675 or at least— man, you're hot. 36 00:04:28,759 --> 00:04:30,477 I mean, seriously. 37 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:31,812 30-year-old female— I know what you're thinking. 38 00:04:31,879 --> 00:04:34,397 She looks like Cameron, and he's hired her 39 00:04:34,465 --> 00:04:35,715 solely to sleep with her. 40 00:04:38,152 --> 00:04:40,070 But you'd be foolishly wrong. 41 00:04:40,137 --> 00:04:43,490 Yes, he's been dating at a near-Clooney pace recently, 42 00:04:43,574 --> 00:04:44,941 but at this point, 43 00:04:44,992 --> 00:04:47,160 the only hole he's trying to fill is the one in his soul, 44 00:04:47,228 --> 00:04:48,478 which means it's the emotional connection 45 00:04:48,529 --> 00:04:50,247 with Cameron that he misses. 46 00:04:50,314 --> 00:04:52,249 Did you ever marry a dying man? 47 00:04:52,316 --> 00:04:53,416 And if so, did you freeze his sperm? 48 00:04:53,484 --> 00:04:55,852 Okay, so Cameron's his ex. 49 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,170 But sperm... 50 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:59,539 She's not like Cameron. 51 00:04:59,624 --> 00:05:01,458 Then why'd you make her wear Cameron's clothes? 52 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:03,293 No, I'm wearing my own clothes. 53 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:04,377 - Year-old female. 54 00:05:04,445 --> 00:05:06,213 Severe vomiting and abdominal pain 55 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:08,381 preceded by three days of moderate pain. 56 00:05:08,466 --> 00:05:09,516 Slightly elevated lfts. 57 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,218 Could be lead poi— uh, uh, uh! 58 00:05:11,302 --> 00:05:14,554 If I know Dr. Shameron— and I think I do— 59 00:05:14,639 --> 00:05:16,940 she'll want this chance for a little 60 00:05:17,007 --> 00:05:19,526 stuff-strutting. 61 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:27,684 Okay, hepatitis "A." 62 00:05:27,735 --> 00:05:31,588 Serologies are negative. Right... 63 00:05:31,656 --> 00:05:35,041 Appendicitis— that hasn't ruptured by now? 64 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:36,660 It's hepatic fibrosis. 65 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:37,577 At the risk of having Foreman 66 00:05:37,662 --> 00:05:39,696 snark at me too, 67 00:05:39,747 --> 00:05:41,431 lead poisoning could also work. 68 00:05:41,499 --> 00:05:45,669 Liver angiogram to check for fibrosis. 69 00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:47,070 Search the home for heavy metals. 70 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:48,355 What's you position on the legality 71 00:05:48,439 --> 00:05:50,357 of illegal break-ins? 72 00:05:50,441 --> 00:05:52,626 That's more of a second week type activity. 73 00:05:52,693 --> 00:05:53,977 We'll do the angiogram. 74 00:05:54,045 --> 00:05:55,829 I'll meet you in radiology, third floor. 75 00:06:00,001 --> 00:06:02,419 She was nervous. Give her a break. 76 00:06:02,486 --> 00:06:06,206 Oh... And she's not like Cameron. 77 00:06:06,290 --> 00:06:07,541 True. 78 00:06:07,625 --> 00:06:10,694 Cameron had much smaller breasts. 79 00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:13,830 By which I mean she was smarter. 80 00:06:23,274 --> 00:06:24,307 How are things going with Cuddy? 81 00:06:24,358 --> 00:06:26,359 Great. 82 00:06:26,444 --> 00:06:27,627 We've gotten to fifth base. 83 00:06:27,695 --> 00:06:29,679 That's two home runs, 84 00:06:29,730 --> 00:06:32,682 and then she gives me back a triple. 85 00:06:32,733 --> 00:06:35,151 I could see you on this one. 86 00:06:35,202 --> 00:06:38,121 Am I wearing a dashiki? 87 00:06:38,188 --> 00:06:41,207 Easy Rider auditions ended four decades ago. 88 00:06:41,292 --> 00:06:43,326 Are you sleeping over there yet? 89 00:06:43,377 --> 00:06:46,329 Nope. She comes over, we hook up, she leaves. 90 00:06:46,380 --> 00:06:48,531 Whose idea was that? 91 00:06:48,583 --> 00:06:52,035 Mine. But I let her think it's hers. 92 00:06:52,086 --> 00:06:53,036 That's the fun of a relationship. 93 00:06:53,087 --> 00:06:55,221 You get the sex, the dinners... 94 00:06:55,306 --> 00:06:57,390 Video game partnership. 95 00:06:57,475 --> 00:06:58,975 I also get a full-night's sleep. 96 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:01,728 Okay, taking it slow. That could work. 97 00:07:01,812 --> 00:07:03,563 You are spending time with the kid? 98 00:07:03,648 --> 00:07:05,015 As little as possible. 99 00:07:05,066 --> 00:07:07,017 That is one boring child. 100 00:07:07,084 --> 00:07:09,803 House, she's a toddler. I know. 101 00:07:09,870 --> 00:07:12,822 I'm grading on a curve. It's that bad. 102 00:07:12,890 --> 00:07:14,407 Oh, you think you were the scintillating wit 103 00:07:14,492 --> 00:07:15,675 at two and a half? 104 00:07:15,743 --> 00:07:17,410 I wasn't trying to eat shoes. 105 00:07:17,495 --> 00:07:20,046 Cuddy could have adopted a golden retriever. 106 00:07:20,114 --> 00:07:23,366 Oh, yeah, things are definitely going great. 107 00:07:23,434 --> 00:07:26,286 We'll get to it when we get to it. 108 00:07:28,756 --> 00:07:29,923 You really like these, 109 00:07:30,007 --> 00:07:31,625 or are you just avoiding a touchy conversation? 110 00:07:31,692 --> 00:07:34,127 Nah. This one's too metrosexual. 111 00:07:34,211 --> 00:07:35,712 This one's too heterosexual. 112 00:07:35,780 --> 00:07:37,314 They're identical. 113 00:07:37,381 --> 00:07:39,032 Do you even want my input? 114 00:07:39,100 --> 00:07:40,333 No. 115 00:07:40,401 --> 00:07:41,685 Then why did you invite me? 116 00:07:41,752 --> 00:07:45,188 Who'd drive my car home if I buy a bike? 117 00:07:49,276 --> 00:07:50,927 You did fine. 118 00:07:50,978 --> 00:07:52,112 House is just trying to get at me. 119 00:07:52,196 --> 00:07:54,147 And he's wrong, by the way. 120 00:07:54,231 --> 00:07:56,466 I hired you because you're the most qualified applicant. 121 00:07:56,534 --> 00:07:58,702 Injecting dye. 122 00:07:58,769 --> 00:08:02,205 Dr. Foreman didn't seem to like me either. 123 00:08:02,272 --> 00:08:05,659 Oh, well, he takes a little while to warm up. 124 00:08:05,743 --> 00:08:08,111 In my case, I'm hoping year seven does the trick. 125 00:08:08,179 --> 00:08:09,629 Tapering cutoff in the left branch 126 00:08:09,714 --> 00:08:11,715 of the hepatic artery. 127 00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:13,466 Tumor? 128 00:08:13,551 --> 00:08:16,285 Looks more like scar tissue. 129 00:08:16,337 --> 00:08:17,754 From what, surgery? 130 00:08:17,805 --> 00:08:18,888 Probably. 131 00:08:18,956 --> 00:08:21,091 Look at her rib cage. 132 00:08:21,142 --> 00:08:23,226 She broke, what, five or six bones at some point? 133 00:08:23,293 --> 00:08:25,628 She didn't tell us about this? 134 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:30,900 No, she didn't. 135 00:08:33,220 --> 00:08:35,588 I checked the pipes and the paint. 136 00:08:35,656 --> 00:08:37,440 It's not lead poisoning. You got anything? 137 00:08:37,491 --> 00:08:38,892 Yeah... 138 00:08:38,959 --> 00:08:40,610 I was looking around in the corner over there. 139 00:08:40,678 --> 00:08:42,078 I found a question about 140 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:43,546 why you have a problem with our new doctor. 141 00:08:43,614 --> 00:08:46,332 Sorry, we should all be super-polite in the ddxes, 142 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,867 fail to correct each other, 143 00:08:47,952 --> 00:08:49,652 and then treat patients for diseases they don't have. 144 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,538 Dude, is this about Thirteen? 145 00:08:51,622 --> 00:08:53,773 No. Why are you calling me "dude"? 146 00:08:53,841 --> 00:08:56,209 Maybe it's hard seeing House replace her 147 00:08:56,277 --> 00:08:57,711 when you've still got feelings. 148 00:08:57,795 --> 00:09:00,213 One—I don't have feelings for Thirteen beyond friendship. 149 00:09:00,297 --> 00:09:02,165 Two—it's a temporary replacement. 150 00:09:02,216 --> 00:09:04,000 And three— dude? 151 00:09:04,051 --> 00:09:06,386 It felt right. 152 00:09:06,470 --> 00:09:09,389 The day the patient collapsed, she say where she was working? 153 00:09:09,457 --> 00:09:11,558 Cleaning job in summit, then she went straight home. 154 00:09:11,625 --> 00:09:13,643 Then why's she got a credit card receipt for lunch 155 00:09:13,694 --> 00:09:15,061 from a cafe in Trenton? 156 00:09:15,146 --> 00:09:17,363 I'm not hiding anything. 157 00:09:17,431 --> 00:09:19,682 I just got the days wrong. 158 00:09:19,734 --> 00:09:21,351 I worked in Trenton on Tuesday. 159 00:09:21,419 --> 00:09:22,952 I worked in summit on Monday. 160 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:24,637 I guess it slipped my mind. 161 00:09:24,705 --> 00:09:26,773 And breaking eight ribs? That slip yo mind too? 162 00:09:26,841 --> 00:09:28,658 You know how I was on the cycling team 163 00:09:28,709 --> 00:09:29,909 when I was at U mass?M 164 00:09:29,977 --> 00:09:32,162 Well, during training, I fell off my bike... 165 00:09:32,213 --> 00:09:33,646 Right onto a sprinkler head. 166 00:09:33,714 --> 00:09:35,198 Why didn't you tell us? 167 00:09:35,249 --> 00:09:36,716 It was ten years ago. 168 00:09:36,801 --> 00:09:38,885 I didn't think it could be related to my stomach problems. 169 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:41,137 We're going to need to see the records from the operation. 170 00:09:41,205 --> 00:09:42,856 You think it is related? 171 00:09:42,923 --> 00:09:44,507 The strange stuff we found in your liver, 172 00:09:44,558 --> 00:09:46,092 it's probably hepatic fibrosis, 173 00:09:46,177 --> 00:09:47,644 but it could also just be a screw-up from the old surgery. 174 00:09:47,711 --> 00:09:50,513 The operation was done at the University Hospital. 175 00:09:50,581 --> 00:09:53,349 Hopefully they still have the records. 176 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:56,653 Come back. Just one more time. 177 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:58,721 You'll love it. 178 00:09:58,773 --> 00:10:00,190 My wrists are tired. 179 00:10:00,241 --> 00:10:03,476 I can't defeat the new decimator 98 all alone. 180 00:10:03,544 --> 00:10:04,994 Come on, we're a team. 181 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:06,262 You understand, right? 182 00:10:06,330 --> 00:10:08,414 The babysitter's leaving in half an hour. 183 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:11,417 Oops, you're right. 184 00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:13,436 Scram. 185 00:10:13,504 --> 00:10:15,355 I've got a massage coming by in five. 186 00:10:15,422 --> 00:10:17,907 It was at that moment she realized 187 00:10:17,958 --> 00:10:19,209 the romance was already gone. 188 00:10:22,179 --> 00:10:23,546 Head shot! 189 00:10:34,275 --> 00:10:36,726 Oh... Hi. 190 00:10:36,794 --> 00:10:38,478 Hi. 191 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,207 I called U Mass. 192 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:53,293 There's no record of any surgery for Margaret. 193 00:10:53,377 --> 00:10:55,078 You use her maiden name? 194 00:10:55,129 --> 00:10:57,130 No. Kelly knows nothing about the concept of married names. 195 00:10:57,214 --> 00:10:59,148 It wasn't covered in her psychiatry residency. 196 00:10:59,216 --> 00:11:01,985 Margaret was never even registered at the university. 197 00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:03,670 Call the other hospitals in the area. 198 00:11:03,754 --> 00:11:05,171 Done. Nothing. 199 00:11:05,256 --> 00:11:06,455 So I ran her social security number 200 00:11:06,507 --> 00:11:07,456 through one of those websites. 201 00:11:07,508 --> 00:11:09,275 Her number matches her name, 202 00:11:09,343 --> 00:11:10,510 but she's got no credit history 203 00:11:10,594 --> 00:11:11,561 until three years ago. 204 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,229 And based on her number, 205 00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:16,266 she was born around 1945. 206 00:11:16,317 --> 00:11:17,901 She stole someone's identity. 207 00:11:25,860 --> 00:11:28,311 Supraventricular tachycardia. 150 bpm. 208 00:11:28,362 --> 00:11:30,146 Carotid massage? Not responding. 209 00:11:30,197 --> 00:11:32,031 Get the adenocine. We've tried already. 210 00:11:32,116 --> 00:11:33,366 Get the pacemaker. We can overdrive her. 211 00:11:38,395 --> 00:11:39,845 Dorothy. 212 00:11:39,913 --> 00:11:43,065 Dorothy, dear... It's aunt Em, darling. 213 00:11:43,116 --> 00:11:46,001 What's— what's wrong with me? 214 00:11:46,069 --> 00:11:47,870 Well, on the one hand, 215 00:11:47,921 --> 00:11:50,289 you've got some mysterious heart and tummy problems. 216 00:11:50,357 --> 00:11:53,726 On the other, you look great for a 65-year-old. 217 00:11:53,794 --> 00:11:56,429 So who are you? 218 00:11:56,496 --> 00:11:58,047 And, no, that's not some weird 219 00:11:58,098 --> 00:11:59,632 Canadian pronunciation of "how." 220 00:11:59,699 --> 00:12:02,701 They're saying you changed your identity. 221 00:12:02,769 --> 00:12:04,970 What are they talking about, Margaret? 222 00:12:05,038 --> 00:12:07,756 I don't know. 223 00:12:07,808 --> 00:12:11,310 Well, that falls in the obviously stupid lie category, 224 00:12:11,378 --> 00:12:13,262 which you're familiar with from the one you told us 225 00:12:13,313 --> 00:12:14,997 about your bike accident. 226 00:12:15,065 --> 00:12:19,568 You thought we'd never check? 227 00:12:19,636 --> 00:12:24,173 Five years ago... I was married. 228 00:12:24,241 --> 00:12:26,375 Who was he? 229 00:12:26,443 --> 00:12:29,378 Just a guy. I met him in high school. 230 00:12:29,445 --> 00:12:31,046 He was older. 231 00:12:31,114 --> 00:12:37,136 He... Used to get jealous... Do drugs. 232 00:12:37,204 --> 00:12:38,304 Those broken bones? 233 00:12:38,388 --> 00:12:40,556 He... 234 00:12:40,623 --> 00:12:43,125 He would tell me to take off all my clothes 235 00:12:43,193 --> 00:12:46,128 so he could inspect me. 236 00:12:46,179 --> 00:12:47,429 Then he would hit me. 237 00:12:47,481 --> 00:12:49,965 I got a restraining order, 238 00:12:50,033 --> 00:12:54,136 ran away, but he found me anyway. 239 00:12:54,187 --> 00:12:55,771 That's when he broke my ribs. 240 00:12:55,839 --> 00:13:00,176 So I moved away again to Arizona. 241 00:13:00,243 --> 00:13:03,245 Came back from work one day... 242 00:13:03,313 --> 00:13:06,332 He'd broken in, fed pesticides to my dog... 243 00:13:06,399 --> 00:13:07,883 Killed her. 244 00:13:07,951 --> 00:13:10,352 I bought a dead woman's identity, 245 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:13,672 changed my name, moved here. 246 00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:16,475 Is this related to why you were in Trenton yesterday? 247 00:13:16,543 --> 00:13:20,162 There's a support group for abused women 248 00:13:20,230 --> 00:13:22,631 at Trenton General. 249 00:13:22,682 --> 00:13:24,800 I go a lot. 250 00:13:24,868 --> 00:13:27,669 What's his name? Please, don't do this. I don't— 251 00:13:27,721 --> 00:13:29,221 just—just tell me. 252 00:13:29,306 --> 00:13:31,757 Carl. 253 00:13:31,825 --> 00:13:33,642 Carl what? 254 00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:35,344 This is why I didn't tell you. 255 00:13:35,395 --> 00:13:37,396 'Cause you go confront him, he'll kill you. 256 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,514 Well, I've got another name you can tell us instead. 257 00:13:39,566 --> 00:13:40,682 Yours. 258 00:13:44,187 --> 00:13:45,520 It's Jenny. 259 00:13:50,093 --> 00:13:52,244 Now, some person 260 00:13:52,329 --> 00:13:54,079 seemed to think that I was not being fair to you 261 00:13:54,147 --> 00:13:55,915 in our last ddx 262 00:13:55,999 --> 00:13:57,883 because I made you nervous. 263 00:13:57,968 --> 00:14:01,921 So this time, I'm gonna put you at ease. 264 00:14:02,005 --> 00:14:04,173 It's just you and old doc House. 265 00:14:04,224 --> 00:14:06,141 A couple of pals 266 00:14:06,209 --> 00:14:08,928 chittin' the chat. 267 00:14:09,012 --> 00:14:10,212 Why not just place a chair 268 00:14:10,263 --> 00:14:12,231 above a trap door with a shark tank underneath? 269 00:14:12,315 --> 00:14:15,217 Wednesday is when I get my shark tank cleaned. 270 00:14:15,268 --> 00:14:18,020 Also because I'm giving her a chance. 271 00:14:18,071 --> 00:14:20,356 You're giving her a test. This whole job is a test. 272 00:14:20,407 --> 00:14:21,824 I'm giving her the chance to fail it sooner 273 00:14:21,891 --> 00:14:23,442 rather than later. 274 00:14:23,526 --> 00:14:24,994 Or pass. 275 00:14:25,061 --> 00:14:30,165 Arrhythmia and elevated lfts rule out hepatic fibrosis. 276 00:14:30,233 --> 00:14:32,234 So heart and stomach. 277 00:14:32,285 --> 00:14:34,103 Gastritis. Explains the stomach, not the heart. 278 00:14:34,170 --> 00:14:36,071 Atrial fibrillation? Explains the heart, not the stomach. 279 00:14:36,122 --> 00:14:38,591 Sorry, sorry. Cystitis. 280 00:14:38,658 --> 00:14:41,010 Explains the... Nothing. 281 00:14:41,077 --> 00:14:42,744 I meant cholecystitis. 282 00:14:42,796 --> 00:14:44,546 It would have showed up on the physical examine. 283 00:14:44,598 --> 00:14:46,098 Do we have to sit here all day? 284 00:14:46,182 --> 00:14:47,582 You got a better answer than she does, then let's hear it. 285 00:14:47,634 --> 00:14:49,852 I'm sure she's already starting to think how, 286 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:53,188 if we put the symptoms together with the abusive ex, 287 00:14:53,256 --> 00:14:58,877 the fact that she'd just eaten, the open door... 288 00:14:58,945 --> 00:15:00,779 Rhymes with moison... 289 00:15:00,864 --> 00:15:03,048 You think her ex-husband tried to poison her? 290 00:15:03,116 --> 00:15:05,251 Even if he found her somehow, 291 00:15:05,318 --> 00:15:07,069 these abusers have a pattern. 292 00:15:07,137 --> 00:15:09,622 He beat her with his hands. Poison's too impersonal. 293 00:15:09,706 --> 00:15:11,373 It doesn't fit. Exactly. 294 00:15:11,441 --> 00:15:15,077 The counterargument is woof! 295 00:15:15,145 --> 00:15:16,178 Her ex poisoned her dog. 296 00:15:16,246 --> 00:15:20,633 Oh... Right. 297 00:15:20,717 --> 00:15:21,967 She said he used pesticides. 298 00:15:22,035 --> 00:15:23,135 He could have stuck some in her dinner. 299 00:15:23,203 --> 00:15:26,138 Treat with pralidoxime. 300 00:15:26,222 --> 00:15:27,956 "A" for effort? 301 00:15:37,267 --> 00:15:38,350 House was wrong trying to come up 302 00:15:38,435 --> 00:15:42,187 with a complicated reason you hired Kelly. 303 00:15:42,272 --> 00:15:44,156 Thank you. 304 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,241 It's actually quite simple. 305 00:15:46,309 --> 00:15:48,210 You think she's hot. You u want to sleep with her. 306 00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:51,280 Well, it was nice to see you finally 307 00:15:51,348 --> 00:15:52,831 taking an interest in my life. 308 00:15:52,916 --> 00:15:53,866 We should go bowling sometime. 309 00:15:53,950 --> 00:15:55,117 I'm just saying if you spend 310 00:15:55,168 --> 00:15:56,952 all your off-work time and energy getting laid, 311 00:15:57,003 --> 00:15:58,754 it's gonna spill into your work as well. 312 00:15:58,821 --> 00:16:00,789 She's smart. You didn't interview her. 313 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,908 I did glance at her resume. 314 00:16:02,976 --> 00:16:05,044 Middling grades, middling med school. 315 00:16:05,128 --> 00:16:08,814 She was Editor for Rutgers' daily undergrad newspaper. 316 00:16:08,882 --> 00:16:10,466 That shows a lot more guts and determination 317 00:16:10,517 --> 00:16:12,601 than med school grades. 318 00:16:12,668 --> 00:16:14,836 Uh-huh. 319 00:16:14,888 --> 00:16:17,022 How long did you interview her? 320 00:16:17,107 --> 00:16:19,058 45 minutes, at least. 321 00:16:19,142 --> 00:16:22,978 How much of that was after you decided to hire her? 322 00:16:23,029 --> 00:16:25,514 You saw what you wanted to see. 323 00:16:28,168 --> 00:16:30,836 This guy broke into our house? 324 00:16:30,904 --> 00:16:32,621 That's the theory. 325 00:16:32,689 --> 00:16:35,357 I don't know, it could be true. 326 00:16:35,425 --> 00:16:37,076 And you didn't tell me out him 327 00:16:37,143 --> 00:16:38,660 because you didn't trust me? 328 00:16:38,728 --> 00:16:40,079 I just didn't want you to get involved. 329 00:16:40,146 --> 00:16:43,082 I'm already involved. We're married. 330 00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:44,800 It was the worst time in my life. 331 00:16:44,867 --> 00:16:46,585 I wanted to block it out. 332 00:16:46,669 --> 00:16:50,139 I'm sorry. 333 00:16:50,206 --> 00:16:51,890 I gotta get out of here. 334 00:16:51,975 --> 00:16:56,011 Where are you going? I don't know. 335 00:17:00,650 --> 00:17:02,668 Hey... 336 00:17:02,752 --> 00:17:05,320 So I'm seeing you tonight 337 00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:07,923 yes. And you would have 338 00:17:07,990 --> 00:17:09,258 even it you hadn't told me that. 339 00:17:09,325 --> 00:17:12,528 I was just wondering, your masseuse... 340 00:17:12,595 --> 00:17:15,097 Brandi. I'm sure I'm imagining this, 341 00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,549 although I'm not as sure now that I know her name, 342 00:17:17,634 --> 00:17:20,386 but she seems a little... 343 00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:22,170 How do I say this? I don't know. 344 00:17:22,222 --> 00:17:25,173 Um, a bit slutty. She is a hooker. 345 00:17:25,225 --> 00:17:28,560 If she's not slutty, she's doing something wrong. 346 00:17:28,628 --> 00:17:31,864 What? Did you have sex with her? 347 00:17:31,931 --> 00:17:34,450 Yesterday? 348 00:17:34,517 --> 00:17:37,119 Ah, you're getting confused by the hooker thing. 349 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:40,239 No, of course not. I'm dating you. 350 00:17:40,323 --> 00:17:43,242 But you used to have sex with her. 351 00:17:43,326 --> 00:17:46,194 Well, it was a massage 352 00:17:46,246 --> 00:17:47,629 plus happy ending sort of thing. 353 00:17:47,697 --> 00:17:51,032 Now it's more of a sad ending. 354 00:17:51,084 --> 00:17:53,385 Because of you! 355 00:17:56,473 --> 00:17:58,674 I've tried 15 different massage therapists 356 00:17:58,725 --> 00:18:00,092 over the last few years. 357 00:18:00,176 --> 00:18:02,094 I don't know why, but she's the best I've found. 358 00:18:02,178 --> 00:18:04,096 She makes my leg feel better. 359 00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:06,849 So you really think that I would be okay 360 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:08,767 with you getting a massage from a hooker 361 00:18:08,852 --> 00:18:10,285 you used to have sex with? 362 00:18:10,353 --> 00:18:11,920 You don't mind the massage part, 363 00:18:11,988 --> 00:18:14,356 you mind the sex part, which doesn't exist anymore. 364 00:18:14,424 --> 00:18:16,057 I know a great physical therapist. 365 00:18:16,109 --> 00:18:18,410 I will give you her number. 366 00:18:18,495 --> 00:18:20,529 Why would I give up one who definitely works 367 00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:21,580 for one who might work? 368 00:18:21,664 --> 00:18:23,248 Because I asked you to. 369 00:18:23,316 --> 00:18:25,534 That's not really an argument, now, is it? 370 00:18:25,602 --> 00:18:29,121 I won't see you until you stop seeing her. 371 00:18:32,592 --> 00:18:34,309 Well, that's an argument. 372 00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:38,514 How's our patient doing? 373 00:18:38,581 --> 00:18:41,683 Well, she's stable, but it's too early to tell 374 00:18:41,751 --> 00:18:44,720 if the pralidoxime is working. 375 00:18:44,771 --> 00:18:45,938 Come on, go home. 376 00:18:46,022 --> 00:18:47,840 You can't re-cram all of med school right now. 377 00:18:47,907 --> 00:18:50,442 I'm feeling a lot of pressure here. 378 00:18:50,510 --> 00:18:52,227 You were the Editor of your school paper. 379 00:18:52,278 --> 00:18:54,763 I think you know how to deal with pressure. 380 00:18:54,814 --> 00:18:57,232 No, I wasn't. 381 00:18:57,283 --> 00:19:00,202 On your resume it said "Rutgers Daily Herald Editor." 382 00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:01,503 Didn't it? 383 00:19:01,571 --> 00:19:03,188 I wasn't head of the paper. 384 00:19:03,256 --> 00:19:04,623 That's called Editor in Chief. 385 00:19:04,707 --> 00:19:05,874 I was just a writer. 386 00:19:05,942 --> 00:19:08,877 We're all called Editors. Ah. 387 00:19:08,945 --> 00:19:11,129 Did you hire me because of that? 388 00:19:11,214 --> 00:19:12,881 Not entirely. 389 00:19:12,949 --> 00:19:15,467 Look, if you're having buyer's remorse... 390 00:19:15,535 --> 00:19:17,836 Oh, no, uh, I'm not. 391 00:19:17,921 --> 00:19:19,955 You might want to check out volume two 392 00:19:20,006 --> 00:19:24,960 on infectious diseases. 393 00:19:25,028 --> 00:19:26,945 Patient's husband just got admitted to the E.R. 394 00:19:34,153 --> 00:19:40,359 Let's say you had a really fantastic handyman... 395 00:19:40,443 --> 00:19:42,294 I was hoping you'd interrupt my cooking 396 00:19:42,362 --> 00:19:43,946 to ask about handymen. 397 00:19:43,997 --> 00:19:45,147 Do go on. 398 00:19:45,215 --> 00:19:48,033 Would Sam ask you to stop using him 399 00:19:48,117 --> 00:19:50,035 because you might have had a sexual relationship 400 00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:51,770 with him in the past? 401 00:19:51,838 --> 00:19:54,456 Ah, yes, the age-old hooker massage conundrum. 402 00:19:54,524 --> 00:19:55,991 Cuddy might have mentioned something about it. 403 00:19:56,059 --> 00:19:58,594 Let's say you're right. 404 00:19:58,661 --> 00:19:59,995 Completely right about everything. 405 00:20:00,046 --> 00:20:01,630 Give in anyway. 406 00:20:01,681 --> 00:20:03,932 This is not a point of pride. This is a point of principle. 407 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,019 Right, you're the Rosa Parks of hooker massages. 408 00:20:07,103 --> 00:20:08,837 The principle is she's being irrational. 409 00:20:08,888 --> 00:20:10,606 If I give in on this, 410 00:20:10,673 --> 00:20:12,524 it sets the stage for the whole relationship. 411 00:20:12,609 --> 00:20:13,775 Putting up with irrationality 412 00:20:13,843 --> 00:20:15,611 is the foundation for every relationship. 413 00:20:15,678 --> 00:20:18,313 I agree with Sam when she's calling her father a monster. 414 00:20:18,364 --> 00:20:19,648 I agree with her when she's calling him a Saint. 415 00:20:19,716 --> 00:20:21,500 And in exchange, I get to have sex with her. 416 00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:23,885 And I'm sure she has similar tradeoffs with me. 417 00:20:23,953 --> 00:20:26,488 Relationships are hard. You have to make sacrifices. 418 00:20:26,556 --> 00:20:29,524 So sacrifice being crazy. 419 00:20:29,592 --> 00:20:32,193 Go get her a gift and apologize. 420 00:20:32,245 --> 00:20:36,131 You finally made a good point. 421 00:20:36,198 --> 00:20:39,418 Which, clearly, you have misunderstood 422 00:20:39,502 --> 00:20:40,819 based on how quickly you agreed. 423 00:20:40,887 --> 00:20:42,537 The kitchen's burning. 424 00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:45,591 Oh... 425 00:20:45,675 --> 00:20:48,560 We've got to get you thinking like House. 426 00:20:48,645 --> 00:20:50,512 The husband's in the E.R. if he's got similar symptoms, 427 00:20:50,563 --> 00:20:52,147 it could mean environmental. 428 00:20:52,214 --> 00:20:53,815 Which helps organophosphate theory. 429 00:20:53,883 --> 00:20:56,217 Or maybe it's an infection, 430 00:20:56,269 --> 00:20:58,654 which would mean we were wrong. Exactly. 431 00:20:58,721 --> 00:21:00,906 Or maybe he just got sick with something else. 432 00:21:00,990 --> 00:21:02,691 Coincidence? 433 00:21:02,742 --> 00:21:04,225 Yeah. 434 00:21:04,277 --> 00:21:06,227 All right, here's one big piece of advice. 435 00:21:06,279 --> 00:21:09,898 House doesn't buy coincidences. 436 00:21:09,966 --> 00:21:11,900 Okay, it's not environmental. 437 00:21:11,951 --> 00:21:13,835 What happened to you? What's it look like? 438 00:21:13,903 --> 00:21:15,203 Looks like someone kicked your ass. 439 00:21:15,254 --> 00:21:17,205 What happened? I looked in her address book. 440 00:21:17,256 --> 00:21:18,757 There's a guy named Carl in Brooklyn. 441 00:21:18,825 --> 00:21:20,042 She told you to stay away from him. 442 00:21:20,093 --> 00:21:22,311 I'm not so good at following direction sometimes. 443 00:21:22,378 --> 00:21:27,265 I found him, I got angry, which I also do sometimes. 444 00:21:27,350 --> 00:21:29,051 He said he didn't know what I was talking about. 445 00:21:29,102 --> 00:21:30,919 He wouldn't let me in. I got more pissed... 446 00:21:30,970 --> 00:21:32,471 Next thing I know, I'm on the floor 447 00:21:32,538 --> 00:21:34,606 and he's called the cops. You get arrested? 448 00:21:34,691 --> 00:21:37,476 No, he didn't press charges. 449 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:38,477 Well, you should press charges. 450 00:21:38,561 --> 00:21:39,594 If he tried to poison her... 451 00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:40,612 No, he really didn't know 452 00:21:40,697 --> 00:21:42,314 what I was talking about. 453 00:21:42,398 --> 00:21:44,232 He's just some guy that Margaret— 454 00:21:44,283 --> 00:21:45,734 damn it, that's not even her name— 455 00:21:45,785 --> 00:21:47,436 Jenny just— 456 00:21:47,503 --> 00:21:51,106 some guy that Jenny used to work with. 457 00:21:51,157 --> 00:21:55,110 I was stupid. I just assumed that 458 00:21:55,161 --> 00:21:58,630 the name Carl was... 459 00:21:58,715 --> 00:22:01,416 I just wanted to find the guy that poisoned my wife. 460 00:22:01,467 --> 00:22:03,802 What's up? 461 00:22:06,089 --> 00:22:08,423 Pyrexia. 103 and rising. 462 00:22:08,474 --> 00:22:10,726 I'll be right up. 463 00:22:10,793 --> 00:22:13,261 Your wife just spiked a fever. 464 00:22:13,312 --> 00:22:14,980 What's that mean? 465 00:22:15,064 --> 00:22:16,398 She wasn't poisoned. 466 00:22:25,676 --> 00:22:26,927 What are you doing? 467 00:22:26,927 --> 00:22:28,127 Just letting you all share in the joys 468 00:22:28,178 --> 00:22:30,479 of my last trip to Carlsbad Caverns. 469 00:22:30,547 --> 00:22:32,298 Which the husband probably would have beaten up 470 00:22:32,349 --> 00:22:33,832 if he'd found it in the address book. 471 00:22:33,884 --> 00:22:36,135 Would you mind standing next to the screen? 472 00:22:36,186 --> 00:22:38,637 Yeah, she'd love to become a target for your ridicule. 473 00:22:38,688 --> 00:22:39,939 She is not ready? 474 00:22:40,006 --> 00:22:42,224 Endocarditis? Normal EKG. 475 00:22:42,309 --> 00:22:44,510 No osler nodes. Right, Dr. Kelly! 476 00:22:44,578 --> 00:22:45,895 Kelly's her first name. 477 00:22:45,979 --> 00:22:46,979 What's your point, Dr. Robert? 478 00:22:47,030 --> 00:22:48,647 Run an echo. I already did. 479 00:22:48,698 --> 00:22:50,199 No vegetations. Valves are clear. 480 00:22:50,283 --> 00:22:51,400 Snapilicious! 481 00:22:51,485 --> 00:22:53,035 But as I always like to say, 482 00:22:53,103 --> 00:22:55,654 it's better to be a helpful Helen than a negative Nelly. 483 00:22:55,705 --> 00:22:57,623 So while you're cooking up some ideas of your own, 484 00:22:57,690 --> 00:23:01,460 allow me to present theory 2.0 of why Chase hired you. 485 00:23:01,528 --> 00:23:05,681 Dr. Kelly, meet your doppelganger. 486 00:23:05,749 --> 00:23:08,050 Oh, no. Hold on a second. 487 00:23:08,134 --> 00:23:09,919 Oh, come on. 488 00:23:10,003 --> 00:23:11,637 House... Is that... 489 00:23:11,704 --> 00:23:15,707 That's baby Chase and his mom. That's adorable! 490 00:23:15,759 --> 00:23:18,260 Never mind the baby, peep the babe. 491 00:23:18,328 --> 00:23:20,846 Note the cheekbones and eye shape. 492 00:23:20,914 --> 00:23:22,648 They do actually look alike. 493 00:23:22,715 --> 00:23:23,666 I know what you're thinking, 494 00:23:23,733 --> 00:23:25,150 Chase wants to sleep with his mom. 495 00:23:25,218 --> 00:23:27,586 But who wouldn't hit that if that looked like that? 496 00:23:27,654 --> 00:23:30,055 It's a classic case of what Freud called— stop. 497 00:23:30,106 --> 00:23:31,723 This isn't about Chase's mother. 498 00:23:31,775 --> 00:23:33,742 You're wrong. What do you mean he's wrong? 499 00:23:33,827 --> 00:23:35,361 It is about your mom? No. 500 00:23:35,428 --> 00:23:37,897 So it's about... I'm assuming he thought 501 00:23:37,964 --> 00:23:39,748 I'd be a good member of the team. 502 00:23:39,833 --> 00:23:42,585 And on that subject, what about Legionnaire's? 503 00:23:42,669 --> 00:23:45,037 Taub said he saw a rattly old air conditioner 504 00:23:45,088 --> 00:23:46,505 in the patient's house. 505 00:23:46,573 --> 00:23:47,957 I don't care if he saw her licking 506 00:23:48,041 --> 00:23:49,925 a petri dish of bacilli, there's no lung involvement. 507 00:23:50,010 --> 00:23:51,410 All we know is we don't see it. 508 00:23:51,461 --> 00:23:53,579 Dehydration from the fever could hide the pneumonia. 509 00:23:53,630 --> 00:23:57,216 Okay, forget the mom theory. 510 00:23:57,267 --> 00:24:00,686 Now water the patient, treat for Legionnaire's. 511 00:24:00,753 --> 00:24:01,887 Hey, Taub. 512 00:24:01,938 --> 00:24:04,423 You didn't write up the AC system. 513 00:24:04,474 --> 00:24:06,141 Did you mention it to Kelly? 514 00:24:06,209 --> 00:24:07,776 No. 515 00:24:07,861 --> 00:24:09,228 Did you mention it to Chase? 516 00:24:09,279 --> 00:24:11,763 Yeah. 517 00:24:11,815 --> 00:24:15,150 Whose idea was Legionnaire's? 518 00:24:15,235 --> 00:24:17,369 Dr. Chase's. 519 00:24:17,437 --> 00:24:19,771 Well, you get major points for trying to trick me. 520 00:24:19,823 --> 00:24:23,409 Unfortunately, you lose 'em all for failing. 521 00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:25,744 Hold that. Hold that. 522 00:24:25,795 --> 00:24:27,162 See, now you're frowning. 523 00:24:27,230 --> 00:24:28,247 You can really see the resemblance. 524 00:24:31,384 --> 00:24:32,668 So who gives a crap if I prepped her? 525 00:24:32,752 --> 00:24:35,671 Uh, House. And that's just off the top of my head. 526 00:24:35,755 --> 00:24:36,839 Why are you doing this? 527 00:24:36,907 --> 00:24:38,290 You trying to make me look bad 528 00:24:38,358 --> 00:24:39,791 so you look better... Or you don't like her, 529 00:24:39,843 --> 00:24:41,493 or you're angry at me? 530 00:24:41,561 --> 00:24:43,896 What? We hire someone unqualified, 531 00:24:43,964 --> 00:24:45,564 it's just dead weight we'll all be pulling. 532 00:24:45,632 --> 00:24:47,516 Me especially. You especially why? 533 00:24:47,584 --> 00:24:49,335 What do you mean why? Because I'm— you're what? 534 00:24:49,402 --> 00:24:50,802 You're my boss or something? 535 00:24:50,854 --> 00:24:52,521 Something like. 536 00:24:52,606 --> 00:24:54,556 So that's what it is. 537 00:24:54,624 --> 00:24:56,358 You're angry that House gave me the chance 538 00:24:56,443 --> 00:24:57,809 to hire someone because you still think 539 00:24:57,861 --> 00:24:59,144 you're at a different level to everyone else. 540 00:24:59,212 --> 00:25:01,530 That's just pathetic. I am at a different level. 541 00:25:01,598 --> 00:25:03,499 Which is reflected in what, exactly? 542 00:25:03,583 --> 00:25:06,035 Your title? No. 543 00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:08,754 Ur salary? Not really. 544 00:25:08,821 --> 00:25:09,905 Your responsibilities? 545 00:25:09,973 --> 00:25:12,691 Hardly. Your attitude? 546 00:25:12,759 --> 00:25:14,043 Ah. 547 00:25:14,110 --> 00:25:16,211 I think we finally found it. 548 00:25:16,279 --> 00:25:17,846 It doesn't change the fact that you made a bad decision 549 00:25:17,931 --> 00:25:19,348 because you want to get laid. 550 00:25:19,416 --> 00:25:21,133 Or the fact that you're courageously picking on Kelly 551 00:25:21,184 --> 00:25:22,468 because you're scared to take on House. 552 00:25:22,535 --> 00:25:24,553 Congratulations. 553 00:25:24,638 --> 00:25:27,172 You're a real leader. 554 00:25:41,905 --> 00:25:43,989 I am Felipe. 555 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,024 Oh, you've gotta be kidding. 556 00:25:46,076 --> 00:25:48,277 Dr. House was worried how you left things. 557 00:25:48,345 --> 00:25:50,462 He's giving you a massage. 558 00:25:50,530 --> 00:25:52,648 As an admission he was wrong? Yes. 559 00:25:52,716 --> 00:25:56,201 Well, tell him thanks, but I have a meeting 560 00:25:56,252 --> 00:25:57,770 with Dr. Schatz in 20 minutes. 561 00:25:57,837 --> 00:25:59,722 He says you would say that, 562 00:25:59,806 --> 00:26:01,557 and to say no, you don't. 563 00:26:01,641 --> 00:26:04,309 Well, tell him ne needs to stop canceling my appointments, 564 00:26:04,377 --> 00:26:06,345 because I will just reschedule them. 565 00:26:06,396 --> 00:26:11,650 He says you would say that, and to say... Uh... 566 00:26:13,687 --> 00:26:18,223 That "Dr. Schatz is a fat, lonely moron who, 567 00:26:18,274 --> 00:26:21,894 "in an effort to have contact with human female, 568 00:26:21,961 --> 00:26:24,196 "makes the same exact complaint 569 00:26:24,264 --> 00:26:26,031 "about parking spaces every month. 570 00:26:26,099 --> 00:26:31,954 And you know you have to stop enabling him." 571 00:26:32,038 --> 00:26:35,624 I have great fingers. 572 00:26:43,049 --> 00:26:45,417 That's so nice. 573 00:26:45,468 --> 00:26:49,788 Thank you. 574 00:26:49,856 --> 00:26:52,041 How long have you been a masseur? 575 00:26:52,125 --> 00:26:55,494 What is that... "Masseur"? 576 00:26:55,545 --> 00:26:57,880 A massage therapist. 577 00:26:57,964 --> 00:27:03,585 Oh, no, not long. 578 00:27:03,670 --> 00:27:05,621 How did my boyfriend find you? 579 00:27:05,688 --> 00:27:09,525 Boyfriend? Dr. House. 580 00:27:09,592 --> 00:27:12,811 He is your boyfriend? 581 00:27:12,879 --> 00:27:15,431 Why is that surprising? 582 00:27:15,498 --> 00:27:18,934 I just mean, if he found me, 583 00:27:19,018 --> 00:27:21,687 I do not think he's got no girlfriend. 584 00:27:21,738 --> 00:27:25,240 Are you a prostitute? 585 00:27:25,308 --> 00:27:27,025 Are you a cop? 586 00:27:27,077 --> 00:27:31,497 Then no. 587 00:27:31,564 --> 00:27:32,498 Get your hands off me. 588 00:27:38,874 --> 00:27:40,942 I didn't know you smoked. 589 00:27:41,026 --> 00:27:42,110 I don't. 590 00:27:46,615 --> 00:27:48,149 I don't mind screwing up. 591 00:27:48,234 --> 00:27:49,284 I've screwed up in my life, 592 00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:50,535 and I've gotten over it. 593 00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:52,537 But I'm not a cheater, and I'm not a liar. 594 00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:55,723 And now I feel like both. 595 00:27:55,791 --> 00:28:00,378 You're right. I'm sorry. 596 00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:02,413 You work with House and you kind of get 597 00:28:02,464 --> 00:28:03,798 a messed-up perspective of what's permissible 598 00:28:03,882 --> 00:28:04,782 in the workplace. 599 00:28:04,833 --> 00:28:08,136 Maybe I should just quit. 600 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:09,971 No. You're smart. 601 00:28:10,055 --> 00:28:11,973 You're hard-working. 602 00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:14,676 Yeah, but I'm not like you guys. 603 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,228 Use what makes you different. 604 00:28:17,296 --> 00:28:19,464 A lot of this job is reading people, 605 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:20,848 dealing with them. 606 00:28:20,933 --> 00:28:23,851 You're a psychiatrist... Use your skills. 607 00:28:40,703 --> 00:28:42,704 Are you okay? 608 00:28:42,788 --> 00:28:46,040 I checked with Trenton General. 609 00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:48,593 There's no support group for abused women. 610 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:50,494 Maybe it was just— 611 00:28:50,546 --> 00:28:53,514 if she was lying about that, what else is she lying about? 612 00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:55,666 I mean, maybe she wasn't even abused. 613 00:28:55,718 --> 00:28:58,636 Maybe she's a criminal. Who the hell knows? 614 00:28:58,687 --> 00:29:01,022 You don't know. That's the point. 615 00:29:01,090 --> 00:29:02,840 The way she's acting, 616 00:29:02,891 --> 00:29:04,559 that's the way abuse victims act. 617 00:29:04,643 --> 00:29:06,027 Their personalities are affected 618 00:29:06,111 --> 00:29:07,879 by what they went through. 619 00:29:07,946 --> 00:29:10,031 They find coping mechanisms. 620 00:29:10,099 --> 00:29:12,400 I gotta talk to her about this Trenton thing. 621 00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:15,653 If you wake her up, make her feel defensive, 622 00:29:15,704 --> 00:29:17,021 it'll go bad. 623 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:18,706 She doesn't need any more hostility 624 00:29:18,791 --> 00:29:20,508 or aggression in her life. 625 00:29:23,646 --> 00:29:26,047 Okay. 626 00:29:28,083 --> 00:29:31,252 Seriously? 627 00:29:31,337 --> 00:29:34,255 A massage from a male hooker? 628 00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:38,309 He was? Huh. 629 00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:40,578 That doesn't bother me at all. 630 00:29:40,646 --> 00:29:42,380 I guess we both learned a valuable lesson. 631 00:29:42,431 --> 00:29:46,901 Except that I didn't used to have sex with him, you idiot! 632 00:29:46,985 --> 00:29:50,154 Plus, he was a gay hooker. 633 00:29:50,222 --> 00:29:51,973 Do you have any idea how hard it is 634 00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:53,374 to find a straight male hooker? 635 00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:56,160 Oh, come on. 636 00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:58,212 It's a massage. 637 00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,381 I don't care who gives it to you. 638 00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:02,300 Why not treat me the same way? 639 00:30:02,351 --> 00:30:04,835 I'm sure that some part of you 640 00:30:04,887 --> 00:30:06,504 believes this idiocy. 641 00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:09,307 But you can't possibly be stupid enough 642 00:30:09,358 --> 00:30:11,693 to think that you can convince any part of me. 643 00:30:11,777 --> 00:30:13,811 And that can only mean 644 00:30:13,879 --> 00:30:17,031 you're trying to sabotage this relationship. 645 00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:20,251 Why would I do that? 646 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:21,786 We're doing fine. 647 00:30:21,854 --> 00:30:24,405 Because the next step from fine is serious, 648 00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:25,740 and you can't handle that, 649 00:30:25,808 --> 00:30:27,125 so you're trying to keep me at arm's length 650 00:30:27,192 --> 00:30:28,526 with all this crap. 651 00:30:30,646 --> 00:30:31,979 How about you? 652 00:30:32,047 --> 00:30:34,649 I have been completely open with you. 653 00:30:34,717 --> 00:30:38,102 You won't let me sleep over. 654 00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:39,887 You basically haven't introduced me to your daughter. 655 00:30:39,972 --> 00:30:42,340 But do you want to spend time with her? 656 00:30:42,408 --> 00:30:47,528 Honestly... Before this, I'd have said no. 657 00:30:47,613 --> 00:30:50,848 But... Yeah. 658 00:30:50,899 --> 00:30:52,617 How are we ever gonna be a couple 659 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,685 if you keep hiding her from me? 660 00:30:54,753 --> 00:30:58,122 House... 661 00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:02,143 I need to protect her. 662 00:31:02,211 --> 00:31:05,997 I let you into her life, and you go away... 663 00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:12,870 Call it what it is. 664 00:31:12,921 --> 00:31:15,173 I'm not the only one who's holding back. 665 00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:26,217 Hey, baby. 666 00:31:26,268 --> 00:31:29,070 I am not getting mad. 667 00:31:29,154 --> 00:31:33,407 I'm just trying to understand you here. 668 00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:36,894 There's no meeting like you talked about 669 00:31:36,945 --> 00:31:37,995 at Trenton General. 670 00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:39,480 You see, it turns out that— 671 00:31:39,548 --> 00:31:41,032 it turns out— the turnout— 672 00:31:41,083 --> 00:31:43,901 the turnout... It's been turned... 673 00:31:43,952 --> 00:31:45,736 Turn—turning... What? 674 00:31:45,788 --> 00:31:47,705 It's turning— hey... 675 00:31:47,756 --> 00:31:49,874 The turnout— the turnout is turning... 676 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:01,686 You're going to burn. 677 00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:11,762 What's happening to her? 678 00:32:35,988 --> 00:32:39,324 It's hit her brain, whatever it is. 679 00:32:39,391 --> 00:32:42,460 Opacity in the left temporal lobe. 680 00:32:42,527 --> 00:32:44,329 It could be nothing. 681 00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:46,030 Which would get us nowhere. 682 00:32:46,081 --> 00:32:48,049 So let's assume it's something. 683 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:50,051 What kind of something? Abscess. 684 00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:52,637 Or lymphoma, or wegeners. 685 00:32:52,704 --> 00:32:54,038 We'd have to biopsy it to be sure. 686 00:32:54,089 --> 00:32:56,807 Any of them could explain all of the symptoms. 687 00:32:56,859 --> 00:33:01,479 You know, we're assuming everything is connected. 688 00:33:01,530 --> 00:33:04,532 Because it probably is. 689 00:33:04,617 --> 00:33:06,317 But her delusions are consistent 690 00:33:06,368 --> 00:33:07,818 with mental illness. 691 00:33:07,870 --> 00:33:10,321 Bipolar disease, for example. She's 30. 692 00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:12,290 It could he hitting her right now for the first time. 693 00:33:12,341 --> 00:33:13,875 So her mind just happens to fall apart 694 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,259 right after her body? 695 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:16,928 Wow, I thought I was having a bad week. 696 00:33:16,996 --> 00:33:19,163 I know it sounds coincidental... 697 00:33:19,214 --> 00:33:21,265 You know what, I'm back to the Cameron theory. 698 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,000 That you hired the dumb version of Cameron 699 00:33:23,052 --> 00:33:24,352 so that you could fire her and get revenge. 700 00:33:24,436 --> 00:33:26,471 Give her a break. 701 00:33:26,538 --> 00:33:28,723 Oh, you've switched sides? Let me guess, 702 00:33:28,791 --> 00:33:31,442 Chase represents the dumb version of Thirteen... 703 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,611 I realized if we all just keep pressuring Kelly, 704 00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:35,446 of course she's gonna get stuff wrong. 705 00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:37,899 It's irresponsible of me to let that happen. 706 00:33:37,967 --> 00:33:42,153 You are a true leader of men. 707 00:33:42,204 --> 00:33:43,154 Get someone to cut into her head 708 00:33:43,205 --> 00:33:44,038 and get me a biopsy. 709 00:34:02,941 --> 00:34:05,259 Chase... 710 00:34:05,344 --> 00:34:07,412 Just say "hold on" next time! 711 00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:09,530 Her temperature's normal. 712 00:34:09,598 --> 00:34:11,499 So what. She was on the cooling blanket. 713 00:34:11,567 --> 00:34:13,217 We took her off an hour ago. 714 00:34:13,268 --> 00:34:15,086 She should be febrile again. 715 00:34:17,873 --> 00:34:19,590 Tell House one of the patient's symptoms 716 00:34:19,658 --> 00:34:21,726 just disappeared. 717 00:34:21,777 --> 00:34:24,796 Could it be Legionnaire's, and our treatment worked? 718 00:34:24,863 --> 00:34:26,147 I wish, but no. We've been hydrating her, 719 00:34:26,215 --> 00:34:28,032 and there's still no lung involvement. 720 00:34:28,083 --> 00:34:29,450 So relapsing, remitting fever. 721 00:34:29,535 --> 00:34:30,752 Malaria. Dengue. 722 00:34:30,836 --> 00:34:32,236 Why wasn't she frozen? 723 00:34:32,287 --> 00:34:35,123 This morning? 724 00:34:35,207 --> 00:34:37,258 Put a healthy person on a cooling blanket, 725 00:34:37,326 --> 00:34:39,093 they'd be chilled like a fine Chardonnay. 726 00:34:39,161 --> 00:34:41,846 She's a nice warm Merlot. 98.6 all day. 727 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:43,681 I didn't want her to freeze. 728 00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:45,717 So you titrated the blanket. 729 00:34:45,768 --> 00:34:48,236 As her fever dropped, you lowered the power. Exactly. 730 00:34:48,303 --> 00:34:51,739 So it's been on the lowest setting since when? 731 00:34:51,807 --> 00:34:53,491 Yesterday afternoon. Which means we could have known 732 00:34:53,559 --> 00:34:57,428 that her fever was gone yesterday afternoon. 733 00:34:57,496 --> 00:34:58,813 The fever was brief. 734 00:34:58,897 --> 00:35:01,098 Sounds like a reaction to the medication... 735 00:35:01,150 --> 00:35:03,534 The antibiotics. Without vomiting? 736 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:04,886 When did she last puke? 737 00:35:04,953 --> 00:35:07,572 Not since she was admitted. 738 00:35:09,374 --> 00:35:10,274 Two down. 739 00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:14,829 Shooting for three. 740 00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:21,952 You're gonna turn her pacemaker off? 741 00:35:22,004 --> 00:35:23,638 You sure that's a good idea? 742 00:35:23,722 --> 00:35:27,308 Nope. But it might be. 743 00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:36,901 No tachycardia. 744 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,269 There's only the delusions left. 745 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:39,470 If they're even still there. 746 00:35:39,521 --> 00:35:41,689 Maybe it is a bipolar disorder. 747 00:35:41,774 --> 00:35:43,307 She's female, she's 30— 748 00:35:43,358 --> 00:35:45,843 it's not a coincidence. You've gotta stop doing this. 749 00:35:45,911 --> 00:35:49,163 But it could have been prompted by the physical symptoms. 750 00:35:53,519 --> 00:35:57,021 You couldn't be more wrong. 751 00:35:57,089 --> 00:35:58,739 You've got the cause and effect backwards. 752 00:35:58,807 --> 00:36:01,442 Start her on haloperiodol and lorazepam. 753 00:36:01,510 --> 00:36:03,494 Give it a few hours to take effect. 754 00:36:03,545 --> 00:36:06,013 Call me when she wakes. 755 00:36:12,855 --> 00:36:15,189 Still hallucinating. 756 00:36:17,776 --> 00:36:18,893 Can you hear me? 757 00:36:22,731 --> 00:36:24,282 What are you looking at? 758 00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:27,018 The table, it's on fire. 759 00:36:27,085 --> 00:36:30,354 If it was, think I'd be able to do this... 760 00:36:30,405 --> 00:36:32,824 Without screaming for my mommy? 761 00:36:32,875 --> 00:36:34,292 Thank you. 762 00:36:36,044 --> 00:36:37,461 Don't be too impressed. 763 00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:39,080 It's mostly the happy pills you put her on. 764 00:36:39,164 --> 00:36:41,949 But she can talk to us now. 765 00:36:42,017 --> 00:36:44,268 The obviously stupid lie you told us 766 00:36:44,336 --> 00:36:45,937 about your hospital records, 767 00:36:46,004 --> 00:36:49,607 it turns out to have been un-obviouslyn-stupid. 768 00:36:49,675 --> 00:36:51,375 You thought you wouldn't get caught 769 00:36:51,426 --> 00:36:53,628 because you thought that you'd be cured and back home 770 00:36:53,695 --> 00:36:56,380 by the time we spoke to the other hospital. 771 00:36:56,448 --> 00:37:00,218 Because you knew what was wrong with you. 772 00:37:00,285 --> 00:37:02,386 Your doctor was treating you with risperidone, right? 773 00:37:02,454 --> 00:37:04,438 That's why you were in Trenton. 774 00:37:04,523 --> 00:37:05,740 You got the stomach pain, you went to see him, 775 00:37:05,807 --> 00:37:07,108 he wanted you to taper off. 776 00:37:07,192 --> 00:37:09,727 Her doctor's not in Trenton. 777 00:37:09,778 --> 00:37:11,329 Not the one you know about. 778 00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:14,665 If you haven't figured it out by now, 779 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:16,317 your wife has a secret. 780 00:37:16,385 --> 00:37:18,286 What the hell is he talking about? 781 00:37:18,370 --> 00:37:20,171 Is it about your ex? 782 00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:23,241 The ex was not so much a secret, more of a lie. 783 00:37:23,308 --> 00:37:25,426 You weren't married before, were you? 784 00:37:25,494 --> 00:37:27,311 I'm sorry. 785 00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:29,213 I didn't want you to know about it. 786 00:37:29,264 --> 00:37:31,299 Know—know about what? 787 00:37:31,383 --> 00:37:32,633 She's sick. 788 00:37:32,718 --> 00:37:36,387 She's been sick for years. 789 00:37:36,455 --> 00:37:38,422 Maybe it put you on the streets. 790 00:37:38,473 --> 00:37:40,274 Maybe that's where you got the broken bones. 791 00:37:40,342 --> 00:37:43,277 She's only suffering from one condition. 792 00:37:43,362 --> 00:37:45,529 Everything else is side effects 793 00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:47,114 of the drug that was treating it. 794 00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:49,750 She stopped taking the drug, the side-effects faded. 795 00:37:49,818 --> 00:37:55,156 But the underlying disease is still there. 796 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:57,625 Why don't you tell your husband. 797 00:38:03,465 --> 00:38:09,220 Billy... I'm schizophrenic. 798 00:38:17,813 --> 00:38:19,129 That's the kind of thing 799 00:38:19,181 --> 00:38:20,648 that a recent psychiatric resident 800 00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:23,267 might have figured out. 801 00:38:30,010 --> 00:38:31,761 What the hell am I supposed to do now? 802 00:38:31,828 --> 00:38:33,796 Nothing. 803 00:38:33,847 --> 00:38:35,515 Her physical symptoms are gone. 804 00:38:35,599 --> 00:38:37,000 We'll put her on a different anti-psychotic 805 00:38:37,067 --> 00:38:38,551 for the mental ones. 806 00:38:38,636 --> 00:38:41,170 You can take a nap. This is not who I married. 807 00:38:41,221 --> 00:38:44,691 Of course she is. You just didn't know it. 808 00:38:44,775 --> 00:38:47,193 I don't know if I can stay with her. 809 00:38:47,277 --> 00:38:49,445 Sorry, as your marriage counselor, 810 00:38:49,513 --> 00:38:51,731 I'm not allowed to talk to you without your wife present. 811 00:38:51,815 --> 00:38:54,150 Just—just tell me how hard it would be 812 00:38:54,201 --> 00:38:56,018 for us to handle this. Medically. 813 00:38:56,070 --> 00:38:58,071 Look, if you want me to give you a reason 814 00:38:58,155 --> 00:39:00,990 to leave her, fine. 815 00:39:01,041 --> 00:39:02,125 Apparently you haven't noticed, 816 00:39:02,192 --> 00:39:03,743 but she's got a serious mental illness. 817 00:39:03,827 --> 00:39:06,479 It's too hard. 818 00:39:10,534 --> 00:39:12,969 It's always hard. 819 00:39:27,851 --> 00:39:31,721 Okay, so I made a mistake. 820 00:39:31,772 --> 00:39:33,723 Kelly will make a fine doctor, 821 00:39:33,774 --> 00:39:36,693 but she's not ready for the team. 822 00:39:36,744 --> 00:39:39,729 Up to you. 823 00:39:39,797 --> 00:39:42,782 What? You like her now? 824 00:39:42,866 --> 00:39:45,451 Nope. But she got me to the right answer, 825 00:39:45,519 --> 00:39:47,270 which none of the rest of you did. 826 00:39:47,337 --> 00:39:50,673 If you want to give her another shot, go for it. 827 00:39:50,741 --> 00:39:53,926 Okay. I will. 828 00:39:54,011 --> 00:39:55,411 Great. 829 00:39:55,462 --> 00:39:57,747 It'll make it easier for you to sleep with her. 830 00:39:59,216 --> 00:40:02,101 Come on, why else would you have hired her? 831 00:40:02,186 --> 00:40:03,536 Th's not why I hired her! 832 00:40:36,170 --> 00:40:38,387 what are you doing? 833 00:40:38,455 --> 00:40:40,590 I got bored with the porn on my computer. 834 00:40:40,641 --> 00:40:42,458 You got any girl on girl 835 00:40:42,526 --> 00:40:47,764 on girl on vibrating object on girl stuff? 836 00:40:47,815 --> 00:40:49,849 I wouldn't have to do this if you gave me the name 837 00:40:49,933 --> 00:40:51,651 of that physical therapist you like. 838 00:40:51,735 --> 00:40:54,787 You done with Brandi? 839 00:40:54,855 --> 00:40:57,857 Ehh... Knobby hands. 840 00:40:57,941 --> 00:41:01,110 I will get you the name. 841 00:41:04,364 --> 00:41:05,731 Let's stay at my place tonight, okay? 842 00:41:05,799 --> 00:41:08,384 Will you get cable? No. 843 00:41:08,452 --> 00:41:09,819 Then we'll have to have more sex. 844 00:41:09,887 --> 00:41:12,789 Okay. 845 00:41:16,627 --> 00:41:19,879 What are you doing? 846 00:41:19,963 --> 00:41:22,348 Quitting before House fires me. 847 00:41:22,432 --> 00:41:24,166 Hold on. 848 00:41:24,218 --> 00:41:27,804 We both know he is. 849 00:41:27,855 --> 00:41:30,189 But maybe there's a bright side. 850 00:41:30,274 --> 00:41:32,441 What? 851 00:41:32,509 --> 00:41:36,546 You really looked out for me. 852 00:41:36,613 --> 00:41:39,248 You seem like a really good guy. 853 00:41:39,316 --> 00:41:41,651 And... 854 00:41:41,718 --> 00:41:44,987 I never date anybody who I work with. 855 00:41:45,038 --> 00:41:47,607 But... 856 00:41:47,674 --> 00:41:50,743 Yeah... 857 00:41:50,828 --> 00:41:55,531 Sorry it didn't work out. 858 00:41:55,582 --> 00:41:58,417 You want to get dinner tomorrow night? 859 00:42:14,885 --> 00:42:17,270 You want some more meat? 860 00:42:17,354 --> 00:42:20,323 This is meat? 861 00:42:20,390 --> 00:42:22,742 Yes, please. 862 00:42:33,287 --> 00:42:35,121 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 863 00:42:35,205 --> 00:42:36,756 Come on, kid. Come on, come on. 864 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:40,343 Come on. Come on. 865 00:42:40,410 --> 00:42:42,044 Hey, hey, hey. 866 00:42:42,095 --> 00:42:44,764 — Sync, corrected by elderman — — for www.addic7ed.com — 867 00:42:56,426 --> 00:42:57,927 Aren't you adorable.