1 00:00:07,159 --> 00:00:08,426 Okay, you're doing good. You're doing good. 2 00:00:08,494 --> 00:00:09,627 You've still got the thing. 3 00:00:09,695 --> 00:00:11,162 The stupid thing is still on. 4 00:00:11,230 --> 00:00:12,597 Mom, you don't have to yell at me. 5 00:00:12,665 --> 00:00:14,332 I've been in labor for over a dozen hours, Justine. 6 00:00:15,267 --> 00:00:16,567 I have to yell. 7 00:00:16,635 --> 00:00:18,736 I thought you were gonna miss the whole thing. 8 00:00:18,804 --> 00:00:20,705 Mom, it's a three-hour drive. 9 00:00:20,772 --> 00:00:24,175 That's why I called you yesterday after my water broke. 10 00:00:24,242 --> 00:00:26,610 I'm sorry. A partner just dropped a brief on my desk. 11 00:00:26,678 --> 00:00:27,511 Okay, you're doing good. 12 00:00:27,579 --> 00:00:29,213 Yeah, right. 13 00:00:29,281 --> 00:00:31,582 I remember what it's like, but family comes first. 14 00:00:31,650 --> 00:00:32,917 I need you to keep pushing. 15 00:00:32,984 --> 00:00:34,585 I can see her head. 16 00:00:34,653 --> 00:00:36,020 All right, come on. We're doing good here. 17 00:00:36,088 --> 00:00:37,421 Get this. This is what I wanted. 18 00:00:37,489 --> 00:00:38,255 Gross. 19 00:00:38,323 --> 00:00:39,390 You're crowning. 20 00:00:39,458 --> 00:00:40,958 Are you getting— getting this? 21 00:00:41,026 --> 00:00:44,195 Kind of. Well, not the actual vagina. 22 00:00:44,262 --> 00:00:46,430 It's your baby sister! 23 00:00:46,498 --> 00:00:48,132 It's my mother's vagina. 24 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,366 Aah! Freeing the shoulders. 25 00:00:49,434 --> 00:00:51,235 Aah! 26 00:00:51,303 --> 00:00:53,404 Oh! 27 00:00:53,472 --> 00:00:54,939 Get the NICU team in here. 28 00:00:55,006 --> 00:00:56,073 Baby's hypoxic. 29 00:00:56,141 --> 00:00:57,108 Is something wrong? 30 00:00:57,175 --> 00:00:59,510 What's going on? I don't know. 31 00:00:59,578 --> 00:01:02,546 My baby! How's my baby? 32 00:01:02,614 --> 00:01:04,115 What are you doing? 33 00:01:06,651 --> 00:01:08,953 What are they saying? 34 00:01:09,020 --> 00:01:11,088 I can't tell. 35 00:01:11,156 --> 00:01:13,424 Find out what's going on! 36 00:01:13,492 --> 00:01:15,259 You need to back up. Turn that off. 37 00:01:15,327 --> 00:01:16,494 She's not responding. 38 00:01:16,561 --> 00:01:18,162 What's happening? 39 00:01:18,230 --> 00:01:20,865 What's wrong with my baby? 40 00:01:20,932 --> 00:01:23,567 Why doesn't someone talk to me? 41 00:01:26,571 --> 00:01:30,649 — Sync, corrected by elderman — — for www.addic7ed.com — 42 00:01:30,849 --> 00:01:40,849 ♪ ♪ 43 00:01:56,201 --> 00:01:58,736 Cancel your dinner plans. 44 00:01:58,804 --> 00:02:02,540 Short on medical history. She's only eight hours old. 45 00:02:02,607 --> 00:02:04,875 What she's not short on is doctors. 46 00:02:04,943 --> 00:02:06,744 Unfortunately, none of them 47 00:02:06,812 --> 00:02:08,546 have been able to solve her breathing problems. 48 00:02:08,613 --> 00:02:09,680 Immature lungs? 49 00:02:09,748 --> 00:02:12,583 Full term, and they gave her surfactant. 50 00:02:12,651 --> 00:02:13,484 Looks like they're fully developed. 51 00:02:13,552 --> 00:02:16,720 I need you a minute. 52 00:02:16,788 --> 00:02:19,089 Silent reading time till I get back. 53 00:02:20,826 --> 00:02:22,560 My nanny called. 54 00:02:22,627 --> 00:02:24,995 Her daughter has a dance recital tonight. 55 00:02:25,063 --> 00:02:27,631 She can't work late. 56 00:02:27,699 --> 00:02:29,633 And I have a board meeting tonight. 57 00:02:29,701 --> 00:02:31,168 That's a problem. 58 00:02:31,236 --> 00:02:34,004 My mother can't come. She has a cooking class. 59 00:02:34,072 --> 00:02:35,906 Oh, you've really got a problem. 60 00:02:35,974 --> 00:02:38,876 If only there were some mature adult in my life 61 00:02:38,944 --> 00:02:41,111 who could pinch hit in emergencies like this. 62 00:02:41,179 --> 00:02:42,446 Love to, but I'm catching up 63 00:02:42,514 --> 00:02:44,715 on my back issues of Nudist Circus. 64 00:02:44,783 --> 00:02:46,150 You should see what the fat lady's got 65 00:02:46,218 --> 00:02:47,251 under her big top. 66 00:02:47,319 --> 00:02:48,719 All I need is a warm body. 67 00:02:48,787 --> 00:02:50,454 She'll be asleep the entire time. 68 00:02:50,522 --> 00:02:51,388 I got a sick baby here who needs me. 69 00:02:51,456 --> 00:02:52,590 Yours is healthy. 70 00:02:52,657 --> 00:02:54,325 You could deal with your team by phone. 71 00:02:54,392 --> 00:02:56,861 How about a little something extra when you get home? 72 00:02:56,928 --> 00:02:58,462 I'm not bargaining sex for babysitting. 73 00:02:58,530 --> 00:02:59,663 Besides, you owe me. 74 00:02:59,731 --> 00:03:01,365 For what? Sex. 75 00:03:01,433 --> 00:03:04,268 I still don't see a female doctor in that room. 76 00:03:04,336 --> 00:03:07,204 It's making me very unhappy. 77 00:03:07,272 --> 00:03:09,206 Fine. Out of the goodness of my heart, 78 00:03:09,274 --> 00:03:10,674 which will make you happy, 79 00:03:10,742 --> 00:03:12,142 which will make you desire me more, 80 00:03:12,210 --> 00:03:13,510 which will turn into more sex. 81 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:17,147 Be at my place at 7:00. 82 00:03:21,553 --> 00:03:24,021 The sperm donor card from the father 83 00:03:24,089 --> 00:03:26,824 did note a history of asthma. 84 00:03:26,892 --> 00:03:30,928 What if her lung problems are not coming from her lungs? 85 00:03:30,996 --> 00:03:31,996 Her heart looks fine. 86 00:03:32,063 --> 00:03:34,231 Her liver enzymes are elevated. 87 00:03:34,299 --> 00:03:37,234 When the liver fails, it stops producing proteins. 88 00:03:37,302 --> 00:03:39,570 Specifically the ones that keep your plasma 89 00:03:39,638 --> 00:03:43,040 inside your blood vessels and outside your lungs. 90 00:03:43,108 --> 00:03:45,075 Fix the liver, she'll have enough breath 91 00:03:45,143 --> 00:03:46,644 to keep the entire ward up all night. 92 00:03:49,047 --> 00:03:52,650 Foreman, you need to stay after school. 93 00:03:58,390 --> 00:04:01,125 I apparently need to apologize. 94 00:04:01,192 --> 00:04:04,161 Last week, I should not have gone over your head 95 00:04:04,229 --> 00:04:06,997 and allowed Chase to hire a new team member. 96 00:04:07,065 --> 00:04:10,200 So go hire someone who liked The Bridges of Madison County. 97 00:04:10,268 --> 00:04:13,537 Do you want me to hire a white girl? 98 00:04:13,605 --> 00:04:15,239 Go find a woman, 99 00:04:15,307 --> 00:04:17,942 and wipe that self-satisfied grin off your face. 100 00:04:18,009 --> 00:04:19,109 This'll be quick. 101 00:04:19,177 --> 00:04:20,544 I've been interviewing people all week. 102 00:04:20,612 --> 00:04:21,679 I have it narrowed down to two candidates. 103 00:04:21,746 --> 00:04:23,247 Well, narrow it down to one 104 00:04:23,315 --> 00:04:25,449 before Cuddy starts withholding sex. 105 00:04:25,517 --> 00:04:28,752 Uh, she hasn't said anything to me about that. 106 00:04:28,820 --> 00:04:31,088 I said, wipe the grin. 107 00:04:36,194 --> 00:04:37,861 Yeah, she's fine. 108 00:04:37,929 --> 00:04:42,499 I can hear her breathing on the monitor. 109 00:04:42,567 --> 00:04:44,101 I just checked. 110 00:04:44,169 --> 00:04:47,338 I'm checking every ten minutes. 111 00:04:47,405 --> 00:04:49,239 Fine. I'll check again. 112 00:04:56,314 --> 00:04:59,817 Oh, she's so cute when she's asleep. 113 00:04:59,884 --> 00:05:01,218 You should see this. 114 00:05:01,286 --> 00:05:05,689 She's—she's—she's got one hand over her head. 115 00:05:05,757 --> 00:05:09,493 Okay, well, you take as long as you need. 116 00:05:47,932 --> 00:05:50,701 I'm thirsty. 117 00:05:50,769 --> 00:05:53,370 Your mommy says no, 'cause she's mean. 118 00:05:53,438 --> 00:05:54,705 If it was up to me... 119 00:05:54,773 --> 00:05:56,640 Juice! 120 00:05:56,708 --> 00:05:58,342 No. 121 00:05:58,410 --> 00:06:00,277 Go back to bed. 122 00:06:07,752 --> 00:06:11,955 I said bed! 123 00:06:16,161 --> 00:06:20,197 Wilson, hey. You up for a boys' night in? 124 00:06:20,265 --> 00:06:24,001 Believe it or not, breathing problems 125 00:06:24,069 --> 00:06:25,936 can be caused by a liver problem. 126 00:06:26,004 --> 00:06:27,604 Then what's wrong with her liver? 127 00:06:27,672 --> 00:06:29,073 Probably an abscess. 128 00:06:29,140 --> 00:06:31,575 If we find it with the ultrasound, 129 00:06:31,643 --> 00:06:33,177 we can drain it, make her better. 130 00:06:33,244 --> 00:06:36,280 You'll be able to take her home by the end of the week. 131 00:06:36,347 --> 00:06:38,549 Is she bleeding? 132 00:06:38,616 --> 00:06:40,017 She's oozing from her IV site. 133 00:06:40,085 --> 00:06:41,285 It's a symptom of liver failure. 134 00:06:41,352 --> 00:06:42,719 It's what we would expect to see. 135 00:06:42,787 --> 00:06:45,222 Dr. Cheng, we might need a unit of blood over here. 136 00:06:45,290 --> 00:06:46,857 Echogenic area in the liver. 137 00:06:46,925 --> 00:06:47,991 Can you make it out? 138 00:06:48,059 --> 00:06:49,126 Doesn't seem to have the thick walls 139 00:06:49,194 --> 00:06:50,761 you'd expect from an abscess. 140 00:06:50,829 --> 00:06:52,262 Lift her left shoulder so we can get a better look. 141 00:06:52,330 --> 00:06:54,531 Oh, can I do it? I haven't been able to hold her yet. 142 00:06:54,599 --> 00:06:57,067 Uh, she's hooked up to too many tubes and IVs. 143 00:06:57,135 --> 00:06:58,535 Can I at least donate blood? 144 00:06:58,603 --> 00:06:59,870 Of course. 145 00:06:59,938 --> 00:07:00,871 We'll draw your blood and see if you're a match 146 00:07:00,939 --> 00:07:02,406 as soon as we're done here. 147 00:07:02,474 --> 00:07:05,709 That's definitely not an abscess. 148 00:07:05,777 --> 00:07:07,644 It looks like dilated bile ducts. 149 00:07:07,712 --> 00:07:09,980 What does that mean? 150 00:07:10,048 --> 00:07:11,715 Can I still take her home soon? 151 00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:17,087 You were right about the liver. 152 00:07:17,155 --> 00:07:18,255 On ultrasound, we found 153 00:07:18,323 --> 00:07:19,990 intrahepatic dilated bile ducts. 154 00:07:20,058 --> 00:07:21,992 Extrahepatic ducts were normal. 155 00:07:22,060 --> 00:07:25,796 Are there any masses causing an obstruction? 156 00:07:25,864 --> 00:07:29,566 No. Are you okay? 157 00:07:29,634 --> 00:07:32,870 Just talking in a soothing voice. 158 00:07:32,937 --> 00:07:34,905 Not for your benefit. 159 00:07:34,973 --> 00:07:36,907 Why? Is it turning you on? 160 00:07:36,975 --> 00:07:38,976 House, there's someone here I need you to meet. 161 00:07:39,043 --> 00:07:40,978 I just hired Dr. Christina Fraser. 162 00:07:41,045 --> 00:07:42,713 She's a board certified— 163 00:07:42,780 --> 00:07:47,384 Nice to meet you. You're fired. 164 00:07:47,452 --> 00:07:48,852 What? 165 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,487 House, you're kidding, right? 166 00:07:50,555 --> 00:07:52,055 I've done my due diligence. She's the best there is. 167 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:53,190 What did I do? 168 00:07:53,258 --> 00:07:54,491 You had the misfortune 169 00:07:54,559 --> 00:07:57,227 to be the lesson that Foreman is learning. 170 00:07:57,295 --> 00:07:58,462 That whooshing sound 171 00:07:58,530 --> 00:08:00,631 is the air being let out of his ego. 172 00:08:06,404 --> 00:08:07,704 You are such an ass, House. 173 00:08:07,772 --> 00:08:08,906 You could have made the same point 174 00:08:08,973 --> 00:08:10,507 without crushing the hopes of a young doctor 175 00:08:10,575 --> 00:08:12,509 who was actually excited to have this job. 176 00:08:12,577 --> 00:08:13,911 No, I'm not sure i could have. 177 00:08:13,978 --> 00:08:15,412 I think you give me far too much credit. 178 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:19,383 Taub, it's your turn to find a young doctor 179 00:08:19,450 --> 00:08:21,818 who's actually excited to have this job. 180 00:08:21,886 --> 00:08:23,220 For you to fire? 181 00:08:23,288 --> 00:08:25,255 Not until you or she earns it. 182 00:08:25,323 --> 00:08:27,224 Dilated bile ducts could be congenital. 183 00:08:27,292 --> 00:08:29,092 That means that it's a stricture in the ducts themselves. 184 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,093 Caroli's syndrome. 185 00:08:30,161 --> 00:08:31,562 So, open her up. 186 00:08:31,629 --> 00:08:33,597 Surgery? 187 00:08:33,665 --> 00:08:35,032 This is a newborn 188 00:08:35,099 --> 00:08:36,567 with liver failure. 189 00:08:36,634 --> 00:08:38,502 She's oozing blood from every puncture site. 190 00:08:38,570 --> 00:08:40,504 It's insanely risky to open her up. 191 00:08:40,572 --> 00:08:43,140 Yes. It's unfortunately also the only way to fix her. 192 00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:47,044 So make teeny, tiny incisions with a really small scalpel. 193 00:08:48,213 --> 00:08:49,746 Gotta go. 194 00:08:52,817 --> 00:08:54,451 You told me you gave them your credit card. 195 00:08:54,519 --> 00:08:56,186 And you were dumb enough to believe me. 196 00:08:58,656 --> 00:09:00,591 Cuddy'll be back in an hour and ten minutes. 197 00:09:00,658 --> 00:09:02,292 I'll be back in an hour and five. 198 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:05,095 Oh, no, you don't. 199 00:09:05,163 --> 00:09:06,163 Oh, yes, I do. 200 00:09:06,231 --> 00:09:07,497 You're not gonna leave the kid? 201 00:09:07,565 --> 00:09:09,032 Yes, I am, 'cause unlike you, 202 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:10,000 I don't have a conscience. 203 00:09:10,068 --> 00:09:11,201 And unlike you, 204 00:09:11,269 --> 00:09:12,436 I'm not having sex with Cuddy, 205 00:09:12,503 --> 00:09:15,005 so I actually can leave. 206 00:09:15,073 --> 00:09:16,273 You're bluffing. 207 00:09:16,341 --> 00:09:17,541 I'm leaving. 208 00:09:17,609 --> 00:09:19,676 You're not gonna leave a two-year-old unattended. 209 00:09:19,744 --> 00:09:21,678 True. I'm leaving her with you. 210 00:09:21,746 --> 00:09:24,047 A responsible adult. 211 00:09:30,355 --> 00:09:31,955 Better get back in there. 212 00:09:32,023 --> 00:09:33,724 Kid's all alone. 213 00:09:33,791 --> 00:09:35,025 It's kind of bugging you, isn't it? 214 00:09:35,093 --> 00:09:36,093 Not my problem. 215 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,427 Well, since, objectively, 216 00:09:37,495 --> 00:09:39,263 you care more about leaving a child alone than I do, 217 00:09:39,330 --> 00:09:40,430 it kind of is. 218 00:09:40,498 --> 00:09:41,665 Objectively, since I never accepted 219 00:09:41,733 --> 00:09:42,699 this responsibility, 220 00:09:42,767 --> 00:09:44,001 it kind of isn't. 221 00:09:44,068 --> 00:09:47,704 True, and yet it is. Because you're you. 222 00:09:49,841 --> 00:09:52,242 I'm leaving. 223 00:09:52,310 --> 00:09:53,310 I'm leaving. 224 00:09:58,216 --> 00:10:01,118 You're not gonna leave. You can't. 225 00:10:07,992 --> 00:10:09,693 Fine. 226 00:10:09,761 --> 00:10:11,228 You're right. 227 00:10:11,296 --> 00:10:12,763 You know what I can do? 228 00:10:12,830 --> 00:10:14,431 I can go in there and call a babysitting service 229 00:10:14,499 --> 00:10:16,600 for 15 bucks an hour, then call Cuddy 230 00:10:16,668 --> 00:10:20,003 and tell her who's watching her kid and why. 231 00:10:22,307 --> 00:10:24,741 I'll stay if you stay. 232 00:10:33,851 --> 00:10:35,952 We were gone two minutes. 233 00:10:37,789 --> 00:10:40,457 What have you got there, sweetie? 234 00:10:40,525 --> 00:10:43,060 Come on now, spit it out. 235 00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:47,998 Come on, sweetie. Open. 236 00:10:48,066 --> 00:10:53,270 Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah. Bah bah bah! 237 00:10:53,338 --> 00:10:54,671 Open. 238 00:10:54,739 --> 00:10:56,139 Oh! 239 00:10:57,809 --> 00:10:59,476 Ow! 240 00:11:08,152 --> 00:11:14,024 Rachel, how many coins did you eat? 241 00:11:29,287 --> 00:11:31,221 Isolating the common bile duct. 242 00:11:31,289 --> 00:11:33,157 And mobilizing the distal end for cannulation. 243 00:11:34,592 --> 00:11:35,726 Bp is down to 50 systolic. 244 00:11:35,794 --> 00:11:36,593 You've got to stop the cannulation. 245 00:11:36,661 --> 00:11:38,428 I haven't started yet. 246 00:11:38,496 --> 00:11:39,530 Hit her with a bolus of phenylephrine. 247 00:11:39,597 --> 00:11:40,764 That should buy us enough time 248 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:44,935 BP is rising. 70 systolic. 249 00:11:45,003 --> 00:11:48,372 Nice. I'm in the common bile duct. 250 00:11:48,439 --> 00:11:50,073 Advancing past the cystic duct. 251 00:11:50,141 --> 00:11:51,842 No strictures or blockages so far. 252 00:11:51,910 --> 00:11:52,976 BP is dropping again. 253 00:11:53,044 --> 00:11:54,178 Another bolus of phenylephrine. 254 00:11:54,245 --> 00:11:55,345 She can't take more. 255 00:11:56,114 --> 00:11:57,147 BP is still dropping. 256 00:11:57,215 --> 00:11:58,715 We've got to pull out. We're done. 257 00:11:58,783 --> 00:11:59,950 I was barely in. 258 00:12:00,018 --> 00:12:02,953 This doesn't make sense. 259 00:12:03,021 --> 00:12:04,721 The liver problem alone 260 00:12:04,789 --> 00:12:06,256 is not gonna mess with the baby's BP. 261 00:12:06,324 --> 00:12:08,025 Whatever this is, it's got to be affecting her heart. 262 00:12:08,092 --> 00:12:09,092 Heart plus the liver. 263 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:10,594 Could be tuberous sclerosis. 264 00:12:10,662 --> 00:12:12,229 Or it could be a vascular malformation 265 00:12:12,297 --> 00:12:14,298 in the liver, causing both problems. 266 00:12:14,365 --> 00:12:16,099 So what do you guys think of Dr. Cheng? 267 00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:18,936 Best treatment for a vascular malformation is surgery. 268 00:12:19,003 --> 00:12:20,170 And I think your wife thinks 269 00:12:20,238 --> 00:12:21,905 you shouldn't think anything of Dr. Cheng. 270 00:12:21,973 --> 00:12:22,973 No surgery. 271 00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:24,074 A newborn baby can't handle 272 00:12:24,142 --> 00:12:25,242 another trip to the O.R. 273 00:12:25,310 --> 00:12:26,677 I didn't mean think think. 274 00:12:26,744 --> 00:12:31,081 I meant think as a potential hire. 275 00:12:31,149 --> 00:12:33,150 What if we started the baby on steroids 276 00:12:33,218 --> 00:12:35,719 an anti-angiogenesis agent, and dopamine? 277 00:12:35,787 --> 00:12:37,721 Could work just as well as surgery. 278 00:12:37,789 --> 00:12:39,823 Snap those bad blood vessels shut. 279 00:12:39,891 --> 00:12:41,525 I'll call House to get approval. 280 00:12:41,593 --> 00:12:43,660 So, what was that shrug? 281 00:12:43,728 --> 00:12:45,629 A "Dr. Cheng could work" shrug? 282 00:12:45,697 --> 00:12:47,097 Or a "House is gonna crush you 283 00:12:47,165 --> 00:12:49,933 for even considering her" shrug? 284 00:12:50,001 --> 00:12:51,635 You suck. 285 00:12:51,703 --> 00:12:53,203 House is gonna hate anyone we hire, 286 00:12:53,271 --> 00:12:55,138 because he doesn't want to hire anyone. 287 00:12:55,206 --> 00:12:56,440 So you think I should abstain? 288 00:12:56,507 --> 00:12:58,075 Just give the decision back to him? 289 00:12:58,142 --> 00:13:00,177 Then he'll just mock you for being a wuss. 290 00:13:00,245 --> 00:13:02,112 You're screwed. 291 00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:07,017 Unless House feels like hiring her is his idea. 292 00:13:07,085 --> 00:13:09,086 Still not answering. 293 00:13:09,153 --> 00:13:10,687 We should just start the treatment. 294 00:13:14,359 --> 00:13:16,760 She opened up a Chinese food bag 295 00:13:16,828 --> 00:13:18,061 to eat money. 296 00:13:18,129 --> 00:13:19,396 What an idiot. 297 00:13:19,464 --> 00:13:21,698 Okay, you ordered the moo shoo pork 298 00:13:21,766 --> 00:13:23,233 and the orange cashew chicken, right? 299 00:13:23,301 --> 00:13:24,534 Like I always order. 300 00:13:24,602 --> 00:13:25,836 Did you clean up in there? 301 00:13:25,904 --> 00:13:26,970 Yeah. It's good enough. 302 00:13:27,038 --> 00:13:28,939 Okay, so with tax, 303 00:13:29,007 --> 00:13:31,608 the change should have been 68 cents. 304 00:13:31,676 --> 00:13:34,177 There's only 58 cents out there. 305 00:13:34,245 --> 00:13:35,579 There's a dime missing. 306 00:13:35,647 --> 00:13:38,515 Well, he could have shortchanged you. 307 00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:40,450 Fridge magnet's not getting anything. 308 00:13:40,518 --> 00:13:42,319 That's because it's a fridge magnet, 309 00:13:42,387 --> 00:13:43,787 and unless she swallowed a Canadian dime, 310 00:13:43,855 --> 00:13:44,755 it's not magnetic. 311 00:13:44,822 --> 00:13:46,590 Really? 312 00:13:46,658 --> 00:13:48,959 I mean, kids swallow things all the time, right? 313 00:13:49,027 --> 00:13:51,028 I mean, she swallowed a dime, she poops it out. 314 00:13:51,095 --> 00:13:52,429 She'll be fine. Absolutely. 315 00:13:52,497 --> 00:13:53,764 Unless it gets stuck in her intestine 316 00:13:53,831 --> 00:13:55,399 and causes a blockage, which could kill her. 317 00:13:56,668 --> 00:13:58,302 Then she won't be fine. 318 00:13:58,369 --> 00:13:59,937 You have to tell Cuddy. 319 00:14:00,004 --> 00:14:01,905 Well, then I won't be fine. 320 00:14:01,973 --> 00:14:03,206 If you don't tell Cuddy, 321 00:14:03,274 --> 00:14:05,375 I will go out there and tell her myself. 322 00:14:05,443 --> 00:14:07,110 Yeah? What are you gonna tell her? 323 00:14:07,178 --> 00:14:09,479 Are you gonna tell her that you left coins out 324 00:14:09,547 --> 00:14:11,248 and you left her child unsupervised? 325 00:14:11,316 --> 00:14:14,685 Hey, hey, hey! You are not gonna pin this on me! 326 00:14:16,921 --> 00:14:19,189 Rachel needs to be monitored for 24 hours 327 00:14:19,257 --> 00:14:20,524 to see that the dime passes. 328 00:14:20,591 --> 00:14:23,260 You know, just to make sure she doesn't die. 329 00:14:23,328 --> 00:14:25,829 You're telling me to do the right thing 330 00:14:25,897 --> 00:14:27,197 while climbing out a window? 331 00:14:27,265 --> 00:14:29,466 Shh shh shh shh shh! 332 00:14:31,836 --> 00:14:32,903 Tell her! 333 00:14:41,479 --> 00:14:44,414 Did she wake up at all? 334 00:14:44,482 --> 00:14:45,716 One time. 335 00:14:45,783 --> 00:14:49,653 That's not like her. Is she all right? 336 00:14:49,721 --> 00:14:51,855 She's fine. 337 00:14:54,392 --> 00:14:57,194 How about I stay the night? 338 00:14:57,261 --> 00:14:59,329 Then you can really thank me. 339 00:14:59,397 --> 00:15:01,164 I have to get up early. 340 00:15:01,232 --> 00:15:02,432 Won't be able to sleep in. 341 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,601 I'm a deep sleeper. 342 00:15:15,947 --> 00:15:17,881 Round two. 343 00:15:17,949 --> 00:15:19,149 Did Justine go home? 344 00:15:19,217 --> 00:15:21,385 Said she was going downstairs for a few minutes. 345 00:15:21,452 --> 00:15:23,420 A few hours ago. 346 00:15:23,488 --> 00:15:25,555 So you two are close? 347 00:15:25,623 --> 00:15:27,824 Well, it's been getting better actually. 348 00:15:27,892 --> 00:15:29,760 At least she's here in the building. 349 00:15:29,827 --> 00:15:31,328 That's pretty supportive for her. 350 00:15:32,797 --> 00:15:34,431 What is it? 351 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:36,500 She's pinker. 352 00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:38,135 Is that bad? 353 00:15:38,202 --> 00:15:40,704 That's good. 354 00:15:41,973 --> 00:15:45,575 That's very good. 355 00:15:46,778 --> 00:15:48,045 Was that her? 356 00:15:53,418 --> 00:15:56,386 Can I hold her? 357 00:15:56,454 --> 00:15:59,689 I think it's long overdue. 358 00:15:59,757 --> 00:16:01,625 Oh! 359 00:16:05,596 --> 00:16:07,230 Oh. 360 00:16:07,298 --> 00:16:10,967 My first time. Finally. 361 00:16:11,035 --> 00:16:13,804 Technically, it's your second time. 362 00:16:15,073 --> 00:16:16,039 I didn't mean— 363 00:16:16,107 --> 00:16:17,941 I know, mom. 364 00:16:20,244 --> 00:16:22,446 Mmm. 365 00:16:33,024 --> 00:16:35,292 Looks like it was a vascular malformation. 366 00:16:35,359 --> 00:16:36,326 The Grogan baby is better. 367 00:16:38,096 --> 00:16:39,830 Okay, ready, honey. 368 00:16:39,897 --> 00:16:42,933 So stay very, very still and hold your breath. 369 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,002 Don't move. 370 00:16:46,070 --> 00:16:48,605 She moved. They always move. 371 00:16:50,775 --> 00:16:52,609 It is a good job. 372 00:16:52,677 --> 00:16:54,377 Diagnostics. 373 00:16:54,445 --> 00:16:56,012 Solve a mystery, save a life. 374 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:59,449 But I suppose you're pretty attached to pediatrics? 375 00:16:59,517 --> 00:17:00,917 I'm sorry, Ms. young, 376 00:17:00,985 --> 00:17:03,320 but I'm gonna have to ask you to restrain your daughter. 377 00:17:03,387 --> 00:17:04,688 Now the mom's not gonna want to do it 378 00:17:04,755 --> 00:17:05,789 because she'd rather I just keep 379 00:17:05,857 --> 00:17:06,990 blasting her daughter with radiation. 380 00:17:09,527 --> 00:17:10,827 You're telling me 381 00:17:10,895 --> 00:17:12,596 there's an opening in House's department? 382 00:17:12,663 --> 00:17:14,831 Would you be interested? 383 00:17:14,899 --> 00:17:17,367 No more kids, no more parents. 384 00:17:17,435 --> 00:17:19,302 One case at a time instead of 17? 385 00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:20,837 Set up the interview. 386 00:17:20,905 --> 00:17:23,540 It's possible you won't need to interview. 387 00:17:36,754 --> 00:17:38,588 Relax, I got this. 388 00:17:38,656 --> 00:17:40,323 Oh, thanks. 389 00:17:46,364 --> 00:17:48,765 Pfft! 390 00:18:03,414 --> 00:18:06,349 Is everything okay? 391 00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:10,353 Yeah, sorry, I'm just new to all this. 392 00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:31,451 You want me to reset the alarm? 393 00:18:31,462 --> 00:18:33,429 God, no. 394 00:18:33,497 --> 00:18:35,031 Case is under control. 395 00:18:35,099 --> 00:18:37,233 I'm sleeping in. 396 00:18:37,301 --> 00:18:39,802 Your boss must really like you. 397 00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:46,843 Hey, marina. 398 00:18:46,911 --> 00:18:48,077 Pasta's in the fridge for lunch. 399 00:18:53,183 --> 00:18:55,785 I assume, since you're lling so early, 400 00:18:55,853 --> 00:18:58,254 that the surgery was a rousing success. 401 00:18:58,322 --> 00:19:00,123 And I assume, since you still think 402 00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:01,557 we actually did the surgery, 403 00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:02,292 you haven't checked your messages in eight hours. 404 00:19:02,359 --> 00:19:04,127 Where are you? 405 00:19:04,194 --> 00:19:05,528 I believe this is what your people term 406 00:19:05,596 --> 00:19:06,796 a poopie call. 407 00:19:06,864 --> 00:19:08,698 Uh, the word is Booty. 408 00:19:08,766 --> 00:19:09,599 Well, I don't know what you're doing, 409 00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:11,000 but this is a poopie call. 410 00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:12,602 It's not caroli's syndrome. 411 00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:14,103 Dr. Cheng spotted a— 412 00:19:14,171 --> 00:19:15,605 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what? 413 00:19:15,673 --> 00:19:18,141 I know about the jew, the black, and the croc hunter, 414 00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:19,976 but when did we get our Asian persuasion on? 415 00:19:20,044 --> 00:19:22,812 Dr. Cheng is the NICU attending on the case. 416 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,280 And she's not here. 417 00:19:24,348 --> 00:19:27,450 Well, then I just wasted a perfectly good racial epithet. 418 00:19:27,518 --> 00:19:30,253 She spotted a vascular malformation 419 00:19:30,321 --> 00:19:31,387 in the baby's liver. 420 00:19:31,455 --> 00:19:32,588 Good call. 421 00:19:32,656 --> 00:19:33,823 Except for everything you just said. 422 00:19:33,891 --> 00:19:35,291 There's no way that our patient 423 00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:36,826 has a vascular malformation. 424 00:19:36,894 --> 00:19:38,061 And you can tell that 425 00:19:38,128 --> 00:19:39,095 from the vast amount of information 426 00:19:39,163 --> 00:19:41,331 you've gleaned from not being here? 427 00:19:41,398 --> 00:19:42,398 Don't need to be there to remember 428 00:19:42,466 --> 00:19:43,399 that the patient's A.L.T.S 429 00:19:43,467 --> 00:19:44,701 were three times normal. 430 00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:46,502 The baby's liver damage is far too extensive. 431 00:19:46,570 --> 00:19:48,237 Dr. Cheng's an idiot. 432 00:19:48,305 --> 00:19:51,307 In fairness, it wasn't completely her idea. 433 00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:53,276 More of a Foreman kind of thing. 434 00:19:53,344 --> 00:19:54,877 Well, then you're an even bigger idiot 435 00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:56,245 for trying to cover for her. 436 00:19:56,313 --> 00:19:59,015 House, we treated for a vascular malformation, 437 00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:00,283 and she got better. 438 00:20:00,351 --> 00:20:02,318 No, she didn't. 439 00:20:02,386 --> 00:20:05,655 Call me when she crashes again. 440 00:20:05,723 --> 00:20:08,324 That went well. 441 00:20:14,832 --> 00:20:18,234 Everything okay? 442 00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:22,572 Come on. I know that look. 443 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:25,575 I'm just not used to seeing such emotion coming from you. 444 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:26,909 I just gave birth. 445 00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:29,645 I'm, like, one big vat of hormones right now. 446 00:20:29,713 --> 00:20:31,147 It's not just the hormones, mom. 447 00:20:31,215 --> 00:20:33,416 You're different with her. 448 00:20:33,484 --> 00:20:35,551 It's okay. 449 00:20:35,619 --> 00:20:39,555 It's good. It's just... 450 00:20:39,623 --> 00:20:41,391 I can't help thinking, where was this mom 451 00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:43,493 when I was growing up? 452 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,962 Wow. 453 00:20:46,030 --> 00:20:47,363 I never realized you considered me 454 00:20:47,431 --> 00:20:48,865 such a failure as a mother. 455 00:20:48,932 --> 00:20:49,832 I don't consider you 456 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:50,833 a failure. 457 00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,335 I just— 458 00:20:53,804 --> 00:20:56,706 I never knew that there was an alternative. 459 00:21:01,412 --> 00:21:04,147 Hmm. I think she feels wet. 460 00:21:04,214 --> 00:21:05,615 Can you hold her a sec? 461 00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,417 I'm gonna grab a diaper. 462 00:21:07,484 --> 00:21:10,887 Okay. 463 00:21:10,954 --> 00:21:13,222 Mom, something's wrong. 464 00:21:13,290 --> 00:21:17,060 Oh! Nurse! She's bleeding again! 465 00:21:20,831 --> 00:21:22,932 All right, she's in her office. 466 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,367 Move fast. 467 00:21:24,435 --> 00:21:26,335 You see a double-wide tuchus coming this way, 468 00:21:26,403 --> 00:21:28,538 you scream like a girl. 469 00:21:28,605 --> 00:21:29,739 If Rachel wakes up, 470 00:21:29,807 --> 00:21:31,274 she's gonna tell Cuddy everything. 471 00:21:31,341 --> 00:21:32,575 She's two. 472 00:21:32,643 --> 00:21:34,043 Last night, she was whining 473 00:21:34,111 --> 00:21:35,812 about the giant moose that lives outside her window. 474 00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:37,113 Medusa at 6:00. 475 00:21:37,181 --> 00:21:39,282 Don't look back. Move, move. 476 00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:56,399 Hello. 477 00:22:02,172 --> 00:22:06,275 Hello, I'm the friendly moose who lives 478 00:22:06,343 --> 00:22:08,111 outside your bedroom. 479 00:22:08,178 --> 00:22:09,979 She hates that moose. 480 00:22:10,047 --> 00:22:11,047 Hand me the gel. 481 00:22:13,984 --> 00:22:15,251 Okay. 482 00:22:16,787 --> 00:22:17,987 Make it short. 483 00:22:18,055 --> 00:22:19,922 Do not pardon the pun. 484 00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:23,292 She's crashing again. Where are you? 485 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:26,362 Is it actually important that I understand what you say? 486 00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:27,497 What? 487 00:22:36,807 --> 00:22:38,040 Yeah? 488 00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:39,308 The baby's bleeding again. 489 00:22:39,376 --> 00:22:40,910 I'm shocked. 490 00:22:40,978 --> 00:22:42,178 Oh, no, wait a minute. That's you. 491 00:22:42,246 --> 00:22:43,045 Yes. 492 00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:44,413 You're a genius. 493 00:22:44,481 --> 00:22:46,315 The bleeding means her liver is still failing. 494 00:22:46,383 --> 00:22:47,383 It's not a vascular malformation. 495 00:22:47,451 --> 00:22:49,118 House, come take a look at this. 496 00:22:49,186 --> 00:22:50,686 Hold that thought. 497 00:22:50,754 --> 00:22:52,588 House, no! I need you! 498 00:22:52,656 --> 00:22:55,324 Just past the ileocecal valve. 499 00:22:55,392 --> 00:22:56,259 It's nothing. 500 00:22:56,326 --> 00:22:58,327 It's just an irregularity. 501 00:22:58,395 --> 00:23:00,029 It's a dime. 502 00:23:00,097 --> 00:23:01,864 Or a pocket of air. 503 00:23:01,932 --> 00:23:03,533 Yeah, with FDR's face on it. 504 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,234 That's not a face. It's a shadow. 505 00:23:05,302 --> 00:23:07,336 House, the thing is perfectly round. 506 00:23:07,404 --> 00:23:09,939 Well, move the wand to the side. 507 00:23:10,007 --> 00:23:11,274 Tickles! 508 00:23:11,341 --> 00:23:13,809 That's because I'm the tickle monster. 509 00:23:15,546 --> 00:23:16,712 Gonna tickle you even more! 510 00:23:16,780 --> 00:23:18,781 Look at—look at that. 511 00:23:18,849 --> 00:23:20,183 We need an X-ray to be sure. 512 00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:22,185 Great, just give her 513 00:23:22,252 --> 00:23:23,886 an unnecessary dose of radiation. 514 00:23:23,954 --> 00:23:24,954 It's a dime. 515 00:23:26,857 --> 00:23:28,491 House, I know you're in there. 516 00:23:28,559 --> 00:23:30,760 Open the door! 517 00:23:37,301 --> 00:23:39,602 I saw your extension on the call. 518 00:23:39,670 --> 00:23:40,803 What are you doing down here? 519 00:23:40,871 --> 00:23:43,739 Uh, Wilson's got a two-year-old with cancer. 520 00:23:43,807 --> 00:23:46,075 She's in a lot of pain. It's very sad. 521 00:23:48,912 --> 00:23:52,281 He also has an outstanding bedside manner. 522 00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:53,783 Her liver failure is getting worse. 523 00:23:53,850 --> 00:23:55,518 You were right. Now what? 524 00:23:57,487 --> 00:23:59,989 The interesting question is not why she's worse now 525 00:24:00,057 --> 00:24:01,624 but why she got better in the first place. 526 00:24:01,692 --> 00:24:03,659 Could have been something we did that temporarily 527 00:24:03,727 --> 00:24:04,727 relieved the— 528 00:24:04,795 --> 00:24:06,062 what'd you put her on again? 529 00:24:06,129 --> 00:24:07,396 After the transfusion, we gave her steroids, 530 00:24:07,464 --> 00:24:09,365 dopamine, and the anti— 531 00:24:09,433 --> 00:24:11,934 steroids can treat idiopathic hepatic fibrosis. 532 00:24:12,002 --> 00:24:13,569 It would explain why she got better and then worse. 533 00:24:13,637 --> 00:24:15,605 But not the multiple dilated ducts. 534 00:24:15,672 --> 00:24:18,507 House, I need you back in here! 535 00:24:19,843 --> 00:24:21,210 Cancer kid trumps liver kid. 536 00:24:21,278 --> 00:24:24,614 Sorry. Confidentiality. There are rules, you know. 537 00:24:27,117 --> 00:24:29,151 That is a dime. 538 00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:30,586 It looks mobile. 539 00:24:30,654 --> 00:24:31,921 And it's right in the middle of the colon. 540 00:24:31,989 --> 00:24:34,657 Prime location for pooping out. 541 00:24:34,725 --> 00:24:36,692 We'll give her some laxatives to help it on its way. 542 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,362 Sounds to me like someone's going to get 543 00:24:39,429 --> 00:24:41,664 some yummy chocolate. 544 00:24:41,732 --> 00:24:42,632 Chocolate. 545 00:24:42,699 --> 00:24:44,133 Yum yum yum. 546 00:24:44,201 --> 00:24:47,937 You're gonna make a great mommy one day. 547 00:24:55,345 --> 00:24:56,412 Thanks for waiting. 548 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,180 Hook the mom up to the baby. 549 00:24:58,248 --> 00:24:59,415 Direct blood transfusion. 550 00:24:59,483 --> 00:25:00,883 And what else? 551 00:25:00,951 --> 00:25:02,251 Nothing else. 552 00:25:09,159 --> 00:25:14,430 It's amazing. She's pink and healthy again. 553 00:25:16,133 --> 00:25:18,301 Mother's touch. 554 00:25:18,368 --> 00:25:21,537 It's a miracle. Thank you. 555 00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:25,207 A blood transfusion isn't a cure. 556 00:25:25,275 --> 00:25:27,009 Or a miracle. 557 00:25:27,077 --> 00:25:30,880 Then why does the baby seem like she's cured? 558 00:25:32,716 --> 00:25:35,584 I have no idea. 559 00:25:42,134 --> 00:25:45,003 Our patient can either go through life 560 00:25:45,013 --> 00:25:47,114 with the world's longest umbilical cord, 561 00:25:47,181 --> 00:25:50,817 or we can discuss the differential for magic blood. 562 00:25:57,025 --> 00:25:59,359 Baby's O2 sats are holding. 563 00:25:59,427 --> 00:26:01,194 Either you're Dr. Cheng 564 00:26:01,262 --> 00:26:03,397 or you're early for my mani-pedi. 565 00:26:03,464 --> 00:26:04,865 I thought her expertise could— 566 00:26:04,933 --> 00:26:06,867 could tell us the O2 sats. 567 00:26:06,935 --> 00:26:09,036 I hope you come with some original ideas. 568 00:26:09,103 --> 00:26:10,270 Either the mom's blood 569 00:26:10,338 --> 00:26:11,438 is special, which would mean 570 00:26:11,506 --> 00:26:12,806 it's treating something specific, 571 00:26:12,874 --> 00:26:14,341 which means the baby has a disease. 572 00:26:14,409 --> 00:26:16,276 Or mom's blood is just blood, 573 00:26:16,344 --> 00:26:18,579 and it's replacing something the baby is missing, 574 00:26:18,646 --> 00:26:21,481 which means the baby has a simple deficiency. 575 00:26:25,253 --> 00:26:27,154 Given the liver failure, 576 00:26:27,221 --> 00:26:28,655 a deficiency of clotting factors, 577 00:26:28,723 --> 00:26:30,524 enzymes, or vitamins are the most likely. 578 00:26:30,592 --> 00:26:31,725 So let's find out. 579 00:26:31,793 --> 00:26:32,626 Hook the baby up to someone else's blood 580 00:26:32,694 --> 00:26:34,294 and see if she gets better. 581 00:26:34,362 --> 00:26:35,462 Find a donor. I'm o negative. 582 00:26:35,530 --> 00:26:36,697 Universal donor. 583 00:26:36,764 --> 00:26:37,864 Hook yourself up. 584 00:26:37,932 --> 00:26:40,100 Dr. Cheng, hook me up. 585 00:26:40,168 --> 00:26:42,869 Walk with me. 586 00:26:42,937 --> 00:26:45,906 My team seems to have taken a shine to you. 587 00:26:45,974 --> 00:26:47,541 I like them too. 588 00:26:47,609 --> 00:26:50,110 I assume you're hanging around because you want a job. 589 00:26:50,178 --> 00:26:51,778 That would be a fair assumption. 590 00:26:51,846 --> 00:26:53,480 Well, I'm gonna have to test you. 591 00:26:53,548 --> 00:26:56,750 Let's say, two-year-old... 592 00:26:56,818 --> 00:26:59,186 Swallowed a coin 20 hours ago. 593 00:26:59,253 --> 00:27:00,487 She's gonna be fine, right? 594 00:27:00,555 --> 00:27:02,322 Any signs of obstruction? 595 00:27:02,390 --> 00:27:04,224 For the purposes of this quiz, 596 00:27:04,292 --> 00:27:06,994 let's say, not yet. 597 00:27:07,061 --> 00:27:08,662 I'd give a laxative, 598 00:27:08,730 --> 00:27:10,230 although I wouldn't wait too long. 599 00:27:10,298 --> 00:27:11,999 Her bowel could become ischemic, 600 00:27:12,066 --> 00:27:13,467 or worse, an intussusception. 601 00:27:13,534 --> 00:27:15,102 Define "too long." 602 00:27:15,169 --> 00:27:16,937 Another six hours, max. 603 00:27:17,005 --> 00:27:18,271 By then, her system is clear. 604 00:27:18,339 --> 00:27:19,673 If it's not out, it's not coming out. 605 00:27:19,741 --> 00:27:21,541 And then what do I do? 606 00:27:21,609 --> 00:27:23,644 I mean, what do you do? It's your test. 607 00:27:23,711 --> 00:27:26,513 I'd go in with a scope and get it. 608 00:27:26,581 --> 00:27:28,649 Did I pass? 609 00:27:28,716 --> 00:27:31,451 It's not up to me. Talk to Taub. 610 00:27:36,357 --> 00:27:38,191 Men's room? 611 00:27:38,259 --> 00:27:40,661 It turns out, toilets are handy in this situation, 612 00:27:40,728 --> 00:27:42,996 and I felt relatively sure that Cuddy wouldn't come in. 613 00:27:43,064 --> 00:27:44,331 Oh, Cuddy's been in here. 614 00:27:44,399 --> 00:27:46,967 Seriously? 615 00:27:47,035 --> 00:27:49,903 This must be a terrible place to have se—uhh! 616 00:27:49,971 --> 00:27:52,105 Is there such a place? 617 00:27:52,173 --> 00:27:53,940 Okay, six more hours, 618 00:27:54,008 --> 00:27:55,509 then we're going in with a scope and pulling it out. 619 00:27:55,576 --> 00:27:57,711 Scope a two-year-old? It's dangerous. 620 00:27:57,779 --> 00:27:59,212 And as you keep pointing out, 621 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,248 so is a dime ripping through her intestines. 622 00:28:01,315 --> 00:28:03,216 Cuddy will be home from work in six hours. 623 00:28:03,284 --> 00:28:04,284 But no big deal. 624 00:28:04,352 --> 00:28:05,452 I'll just scream, "look over there," 625 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:06,386 while you quickly shove a scope 626 00:28:06,454 --> 00:28:08,088 up her daughter's rectum. 627 00:28:08,156 --> 00:28:09,623 I could offer to baby-sit again, 628 00:28:09,691 --> 00:28:11,024 let her have the night out. Sure. 629 00:28:11,092 --> 00:28:12,292 That won't raise any suspicions. 630 00:28:14,028 --> 00:28:17,130 I wish I was nicer. 631 00:28:17,198 --> 00:28:19,132 Hey. 632 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,068 Give me your radiation dosimeter. 633 00:28:21,135 --> 00:28:22,235 Why? 634 00:28:22,303 --> 00:28:24,938 Because it matches my eyes. 635 00:28:54,535 --> 00:28:57,204 I think we can say this isn't working. 636 00:28:57,271 --> 00:28:58,505 We'll get her back on your blood. 637 00:28:58,573 --> 00:28:59,706 That'll help for now. 638 00:28:59,774 --> 00:29:01,575 But this means there's an infection. 639 00:29:01,642 --> 00:29:03,944 First we need to identify it. 640 00:29:04,011 --> 00:29:06,046 We know it's in her liver, so we'll get a sample. 641 00:29:06,114 --> 00:29:07,180 Then we can figure out 642 00:29:07,248 --> 00:29:10,450 how to help her get better. 643 00:29:10,518 --> 00:29:11,818 I had this baby 644 00:29:11,886 --> 00:29:15,989 because I wanted a chance to be a special mom. 645 00:29:16,057 --> 00:29:18,892 But not this way. 646 00:29:30,538 --> 00:29:33,673 Problems in radiology. 647 00:29:33,741 --> 00:29:37,377 A radiation dosimeter badge turned positive. 648 00:29:37,445 --> 00:29:40,046 I could have a CT Scanner that's leaking 649 00:29:40,114 --> 00:29:42,816 or a spilled vial of thallium somewhere. 650 00:29:42,884 --> 00:29:44,284 I don't even know whose badge it was. 651 00:29:44,352 --> 00:29:45,485 The code was scratched off. 652 00:29:45,553 --> 00:29:48,822 That had to be intentional. 653 00:29:48,890 --> 00:29:50,590 I mean, why would anyone— I don't know. 654 00:29:50,658 --> 00:29:53,293 All I know is that I'm gonna need to work late. 655 00:29:53,361 --> 00:29:55,962 I was actually hoping that you could baby-sit. 656 00:29:56,030 --> 00:29:58,131 No. 657 00:29:58,199 --> 00:29:59,199 Please. 658 00:29:59,267 --> 00:30:00,233 Two nights in a row? 659 00:30:00,301 --> 00:30:01,201 Please. 660 00:30:01,269 --> 00:30:03,236 I have a life, you know. 661 00:30:05,940 --> 00:30:07,474 I will make it worth your while. 662 00:30:09,210 --> 00:30:13,880 I am not going to bargain babysitting for sex. 663 00:30:15,016 --> 00:30:17,083 Who the hell said that? 664 00:30:17,151 --> 00:30:18,285 Of course I will. 665 00:30:18,352 --> 00:30:20,020 Thank you. 666 00:30:28,796 --> 00:30:32,666 Oh, that thing's nearly as big as she is. 667 00:30:32,733 --> 00:30:35,535 Don't worry. I've done this at least once before. 668 00:30:42,343 --> 00:30:45,278 Advance another centimeter and you're in. 669 00:30:48,115 --> 00:30:50,817 Oh, God, that looks awful. Is that from the infection? 670 00:30:50,885 --> 00:30:55,188 No. It means we were wrong. 671 00:30:55,256 --> 00:30:58,191 It's a melanoma. 672 00:30:58,259 --> 00:31:00,827 You mean, like skin cancer? 673 00:31:00,895 --> 00:31:03,330 How would she get that? She's never been outside. 674 00:31:03,397 --> 00:31:06,433 But you have. 675 00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:09,870 You're saying I gave my baby cancer? 676 00:31:24,530 --> 00:31:27,732 I found a mole under the nail on her left index finger. 677 00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:29,917 The biopsy revealed it's melanoma. 678 00:31:31,754 --> 00:31:33,755 That's it? 679 00:31:33,822 --> 00:31:36,023 How come no one got me food? 680 00:31:36,091 --> 00:31:37,492 What do you mean, "that's it"? The woman has melanoma. 681 00:31:37,559 --> 00:31:38,459 She could die if we don't— 682 00:31:38,527 --> 00:31:39,627 boring. 683 00:31:39,695 --> 00:31:41,028 Since the baby has the melanoma, 684 00:31:41,096 --> 00:31:42,263 we kind of already knew the mom had it. 685 00:31:42,331 --> 00:31:44,365 Yes, but now we know where it is, 686 00:31:44,433 --> 00:31:46,901 so we can treat it much more effectively. 687 00:31:46,969 --> 00:31:48,102 Great. So treat her. 688 00:31:48,170 --> 00:31:49,704 Also boring. 689 00:31:49,772 --> 00:31:53,107 What's interesting is that mom's melanoma 690 00:31:53,175 --> 00:31:54,742 spread to the baby in utero, 691 00:31:54,810 --> 00:31:55,943 which means it's metastatic, 692 00:31:56,011 --> 00:31:57,612 which means it's late stage. 693 00:31:57,679 --> 00:32:00,047 How many people with a late stage melanoma 694 00:32:00,115 --> 00:32:02,950 are as healthy as she is? 695 00:32:03,018 --> 00:32:05,520 Clearly, something's going on in mom's blood 696 00:32:05,587 --> 00:32:07,388 that's treating her melanoma as well as her baby's. 697 00:32:07,456 --> 00:32:08,823 Antibodies. 698 00:32:08,891 --> 00:32:09,791 If her immune system was fighting the melanoma, 699 00:32:09,858 --> 00:32:11,292 it never would have spread. 700 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:12,994 Exactly, which means it's fighting something else, 701 00:32:13,061 --> 00:32:14,195 and the melanoma cells 702 00:32:14,263 --> 00:32:15,830 are getting caught in the crossfire. 703 00:32:15,898 --> 00:32:18,032 So what's mom's immune system really shooting at? 704 00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:20,501 Scleroderma can cause cancer-fighting antibodies. 705 00:32:20,569 --> 00:32:21,569 So can Churg Strauss, 706 00:32:21,637 --> 00:32:22,937 pretty much any auto-immune disease. 707 00:32:23,005 --> 00:32:24,839 Or infections that cause granulomas, 708 00:32:24,907 --> 00:32:26,407 TB, mycobacteria. 709 00:32:26,475 --> 00:32:27,375 See, Dr. Cheng? 710 00:32:27,443 --> 00:32:28,709 This is not boring. 711 00:32:28,777 --> 00:32:30,244 Start with auto-immune. 712 00:32:30,312 --> 00:32:31,846 Go test her blood. 713 00:32:31,914 --> 00:32:33,948 And leave your food. 714 00:32:39,321 --> 00:32:41,088 Just a little pinch. 715 00:32:41,156 --> 00:32:42,623 Ah. 716 00:32:44,860 --> 00:32:49,163 So, uh, I'm not actually making her better. 717 00:32:49,231 --> 00:32:50,565 I'm making her sick. 718 00:32:50,632 --> 00:32:52,033 You can't blame yourself. 719 00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:53,868 I ate all the right foods, 720 00:32:53,936 --> 00:32:55,903 I read all the books and the studies, 721 00:32:55,971 --> 00:32:59,073 and I even hired a private Detective 722 00:32:59,141 --> 00:33:01,976 to research each sperm donor. 723 00:33:02,044 --> 00:33:04,111 I just missed one big thing. 724 00:33:04,179 --> 00:33:08,416 My own cancer. 725 00:33:08,484 --> 00:33:10,184 I'm all done here. 726 00:33:10,252 --> 00:33:11,919 We'll have the results soon. 727 00:33:11,987 --> 00:33:13,321 And if that's what this is? 728 00:33:13,388 --> 00:33:14,922 An auto-immune disease? 729 00:33:14,990 --> 00:33:16,390 Treatment's fairly simple. 730 00:33:16,458 --> 00:33:18,392 And if it's something else? 731 00:33:21,129 --> 00:33:22,930 Let's just take this one step at a time. 732 00:33:25,701 --> 00:33:29,804 Stop beating yourself up. 733 00:33:36,845 --> 00:33:39,914 I'm sorry, mom. 734 00:33:39,982 --> 00:33:43,885 Not just for this, but for what I said earlier. 735 00:33:43,952 --> 00:33:46,454 I was jealous 736 00:33:46,522 --> 00:33:50,391 and angry, and I lashed out. 737 00:33:50,459 --> 00:33:53,127 But you were a great mom. 738 00:33:53,195 --> 00:33:56,130 You are a great mom. 739 00:33:59,067 --> 00:34:01,569 I don't deserve such a good daughter. 740 00:34:11,446 --> 00:34:14,315 Negative for scleroderma. 741 00:34:14,383 --> 00:34:18,853 So, what did House want earlier? 742 00:34:18,921 --> 00:34:20,488 He just gave me a little quiz 743 00:34:20,556 --> 00:34:22,089 and said he was okay with hiring me, 744 00:34:22,157 --> 00:34:23,891 but that it was your decision. 745 00:34:23,959 --> 00:34:25,560 Negative for dermatomyositis. 746 00:34:25,627 --> 00:34:28,029 He's just saying that to set me up. 747 00:34:28,096 --> 00:34:30,164 So you're not offering me the job? 748 00:34:30,232 --> 00:34:32,300 If he wants me to offer you the job, 749 00:34:32,367 --> 00:34:33,568 something's going on. 750 00:34:33,635 --> 00:34:36,437 That was my thinking too. 751 00:34:36,505 --> 00:34:38,472 It's not lupus. 752 00:34:38,540 --> 00:34:40,374 Things with House are never as simple as they seem. 753 00:34:40,442 --> 00:34:41,809 Trust me, he's got an ulterior motive, 754 00:34:41,877 --> 00:34:44,178 and I've got to figure it out before I do anything. 755 00:34:44,246 --> 00:34:46,414 Okay. 756 00:34:47,683 --> 00:34:48,716 Mom's negative for Churg Strauss. 757 00:34:48,784 --> 00:34:50,151 This isn't auto-immune. 758 00:34:50,218 --> 00:34:52,253 Time to scan her for infections 759 00:34:52,321 --> 00:34:54,088 that could cause granulomas. 760 00:34:58,393 --> 00:35:00,828 Third poop in the last half hour. 761 00:35:00,896 --> 00:35:02,330 Still nothing. 762 00:35:02,397 --> 00:35:03,564 All right, that's it. 763 00:35:03,632 --> 00:35:06,000 Time's up. 764 00:35:06,068 --> 00:35:09,136 Operation Valkyrie is now in effect. 765 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,716 Either it's a trap or it's not. Just hire her. 766 00:35:21,783 --> 00:35:24,385 Lungs clear for granulomas. 767 00:35:24,453 --> 00:35:26,053 Yeah, who cares? 768 00:35:26,121 --> 00:35:29,023 Did you enjoy that bear trap snapping on your leg yesterday? 769 00:35:29,091 --> 00:35:31,525 You realize it's just a metaphorical trap? 770 00:35:31,593 --> 00:35:33,260 You'll still have all your limbs. 771 00:35:33,328 --> 00:35:37,031 Fourth rib about the midclavicular line. 772 00:35:37,099 --> 00:35:39,200 You're over-thinking this. 773 00:35:39,267 --> 00:35:41,035 House fired my pick sight unseen. 774 00:35:41,103 --> 00:35:43,070 He was never even interested in Chase's pick. 775 00:35:43,138 --> 00:35:45,373 He was only obsessed with how she reflected on Chase. 776 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:48,275 Dr. Cheng is the only candidate he's actually responded to. 777 00:35:48,343 --> 00:35:49,977 You wanted House invested. 778 00:35:50,045 --> 00:35:52,046 He is. Hire her. 779 00:35:52,114 --> 00:35:55,316 And you think I'm over-thinking this? 780 00:35:55,384 --> 00:35:57,418 Shut up and hire her. 781 00:36:01,056 --> 00:36:02,056 Look. 782 00:36:04,259 --> 00:36:07,361 Oat cell lung cancer. 783 00:36:07,429 --> 00:36:09,030 She has two cancers? 784 00:36:10,165 --> 00:36:12,533 Cancer treating cancer? 785 00:36:17,039 --> 00:36:18,440 You have lung cancer. 786 00:36:24,708 --> 00:36:26,976 I thought I had skin cancer. 787 00:36:27,044 --> 00:36:30,380 As unlikely as it sounds, you have both. 788 00:36:30,448 --> 00:36:33,683 Actually, the lung cancer is basically treating 789 00:36:33,751 --> 00:36:35,051 the skin cancer. 790 00:36:35,119 --> 00:36:36,653 It's why you're not feeling sick 791 00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:38,788 and why your blood's helping your baby. 792 00:36:38,856 --> 00:36:40,757 We found it early, so it should be treatable. 793 00:36:40,825 --> 00:36:43,693 In a way, your daughter saved your life. 794 00:36:43,761 --> 00:36:44,894 We'll get you set up for the surgery 795 00:36:44,962 --> 00:36:45,929 and start you on chemo. 796 00:36:47,598 --> 00:36:49,666 What about Kayla? 797 00:36:49,733 --> 00:36:52,402 She'll only need the chemo. 798 00:36:52,470 --> 00:36:54,404 Can't you just keep giving her my blood? 799 00:36:54,472 --> 00:36:56,873 Not once we cut out the tumor. 800 00:36:56,941 --> 00:36:58,541 Your body will stop making the antibodies 801 00:36:58,609 --> 00:37:00,710 that are keeping your baby healthy. 802 00:37:00,778 --> 00:37:03,213 Can you hold off on my surgery? 803 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,347 Over the last day, 804 00:37:04,415 --> 00:37:06,916 your baby's liver tumors have shrunk 15%. 805 00:37:06,984 --> 00:37:08,284 Projecting forward, 806 00:37:08,352 --> 00:37:10,153 it would take eight or nine days 807 00:37:10,221 --> 00:37:11,688 to completely eradicate her cancer cells. 808 00:37:11,755 --> 00:37:13,957 So let's take the eight or nine days— 809 00:37:14,024 --> 00:37:15,992 the cancer probably won't spread 810 00:37:16,060 --> 00:37:18,728 in the next nine days, but there are other risks. 811 00:37:18,796 --> 00:37:21,531 Cancer thickens your blood, which could cause clots. 812 00:37:21,599 --> 00:37:24,767 What are the risks to putting my baby on chemo? 813 00:37:24,835 --> 00:37:29,205 It could damage her brain or affect her development, 814 00:37:29,273 --> 00:37:30,840 but these risks are small compared to the risks 815 00:37:30,908 --> 00:37:34,043 that you would be taking by leaving your cancers untreated. 816 00:37:38,015 --> 00:37:39,382 I want to wait. Mom. 817 00:37:39,450 --> 00:37:42,919 Are you listening? This is way too dangerous. 818 00:37:42,987 --> 00:37:44,721 I'll take the risks. 819 00:37:44,788 --> 00:37:46,422 I want what's best for my daughter. 820 00:37:46,490 --> 00:37:47,957 I'm your daughter too. 821 00:37:48,025 --> 00:37:50,260 She's a baby. 822 00:37:50,327 --> 00:37:51,895 You're an adult. So what? 823 00:37:51,962 --> 00:37:54,230 I don't need my mom anymore? 824 00:37:54,298 --> 00:37:56,533 No. You never did. 825 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,234 'Cause I wasn't there for you. 826 00:37:58,302 --> 00:38:00,236 But look at you. You turned out great. 827 00:38:00,304 --> 00:38:01,671 Oh, you don't know if I'm great. 828 00:38:01,739 --> 00:38:03,339 You don't know me at all. 829 00:38:03,407 --> 00:38:05,775 And I'm not gonna let you martyr yourself 830 00:38:05,843 --> 00:38:07,810 for a two-day-old infant just because you feel guilty 831 00:38:07,878 --> 00:38:10,413 because you weren't around for me. 832 00:38:12,116 --> 00:38:15,919 I'm not martyring myself. It's nine days. 833 00:38:17,421 --> 00:38:20,456 Let's hold off on the surgery. 834 00:38:25,829 --> 00:38:28,031 You brought food? 835 00:38:28,098 --> 00:38:30,800 This is a medical procedure, not a dinner date. 836 00:38:30,868 --> 00:38:33,303 I'm aware that this is a delicate procedure. 837 00:38:33,370 --> 00:38:35,138 I'm also aware that my hands are shaking 838 00:38:35,205 --> 00:38:38,007 from low blood sugar 'cause I haven't eaten all day. 839 00:38:38,075 --> 00:38:40,109 So while this may seem insensitive, 840 00:38:40,177 --> 00:38:44,280 this crucial, lifesaving moo shoo— 841 00:38:44,348 --> 00:38:46,950 where are my extra pancakes? 842 00:38:47,017 --> 00:38:48,785 Damn it, they forgot the extra pancakes 843 00:38:48,852 --> 00:38:51,254 for my moo shoo pork. 844 00:38:51,322 --> 00:38:54,157 Every time that new girl with the blue streak in her hair 845 00:38:54,224 --> 00:38:57,894 answers the phone, they screw up. 846 00:38:59,830 --> 00:39:01,631 Was she there when you picked up the food? 847 00:39:01,699 --> 00:39:02,932 You ordered extra pancakes? 848 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,802 How much did they cost? 849 00:39:10,874 --> 00:39:13,042 Where— 55 cents. 850 00:39:13,110 --> 00:39:15,078 And there were two. 851 00:39:15,145 --> 00:39:17,480 So that means the total on the last bill was— 852 00:39:17,548 --> 00:39:19,315 was— 853 00:39:19,383 --> 00:39:22,151 $18.42. $18.42. 854 00:39:23,354 --> 00:39:25,955 Rachel couldn't have eaten a dime 855 00:39:26,023 --> 00:39:28,825 because there was no extra dime. 856 00:39:30,394 --> 00:39:32,061 Yeah. 857 00:39:34,565 --> 00:39:39,969 So the image that we saw on the ultrasound— 858 00:39:40,037 --> 00:39:41,437 was obviously just a pocket of air, 859 00:39:41,505 --> 00:39:43,006 like I said all along. 860 00:39:43,073 --> 00:39:45,942 But you saw the worst case scenario, 861 00:39:46,010 --> 00:39:49,212 like every irrational, worried parent. 862 00:39:49,279 --> 00:39:51,881 You'd make a terrible mommy. 863 00:39:53,317 --> 00:39:56,285 Want to give me some dumplings? 864 00:40:07,498 --> 00:40:10,833 Mom, I brought you some— 865 00:40:10,901 --> 00:40:12,568 mom? 866 00:40:13,971 --> 00:40:15,638 Mom! 867 00:40:16,807 --> 00:40:19,075 Mom. 868 00:40:22,513 --> 00:40:26,215 We need help in here! Somebody help us! 869 00:40:30,020 --> 00:40:32,622 Massive pulmonary embolism. 870 00:40:32,690 --> 00:40:34,257 She died in seconds. 871 00:40:34,324 --> 00:40:36,693 Wouldn't have happened if she let us remove the tumor. 872 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,362 Probably not. 873 00:40:39,430 --> 00:40:42,298 Postmortem, we were able to harvest all of her blood. 874 00:40:42,366 --> 00:40:45,268 It's enough to treat the baby. 875 00:40:45,335 --> 00:40:48,237 That's something. 876 00:40:48,305 --> 00:40:49,672 Pretty amazing case. 877 00:40:49,740 --> 00:40:51,474 Thanks for your help. 878 00:40:51,542 --> 00:40:54,444 I was glad for the chance to work it with you. 879 00:40:54,511 --> 00:40:55,978 I've thought about it, 880 00:40:56,046 --> 00:41:01,050 and I'd like to formally offer you the job. 881 00:41:03,187 --> 00:41:06,422 It's funny, I wanted to work on House's team, 882 00:41:06,490 --> 00:41:08,324 until I started working with his team. 883 00:41:08,392 --> 00:41:09,992 Yeah, I know. Chase and Foreman can get a little— 884 00:41:10,060 --> 00:41:12,361 actually, it's you. 885 00:41:12,429 --> 00:41:15,398 I get that House is an ass, but at least he owns it. 886 00:41:15,466 --> 00:41:16,566 You don't understand. 887 00:41:16,633 --> 00:41:19,335 This whole thing was just a game to House. 888 00:41:19,403 --> 00:41:21,370 I didn't have a choice. 889 00:41:21,438 --> 00:41:23,940 You're a grown man, Dr. Taub. 890 00:41:24,007 --> 00:41:25,875 You can make whatever choices you want, 891 00:41:25,943 --> 00:41:28,144 and instead of hiring me when he said you could, 892 00:41:28,212 --> 00:41:32,115 you chose to act like a paranoid, scared little kid. 893 00:41:32,182 --> 00:41:35,418 I hate kids. 894 00:41:35,486 --> 00:41:38,654 Good-bye, Dr. Taub. 895 00:41:48,365 --> 00:41:51,768 I'll make sure you never forget her 896 00:41:51,835 --> 00:41:54,670 and what she did for you. 897 00:41:58,542 --> 00:42:02,411 She was just trying to be the best mom in the world. 898 00:42:06,016 --> 00:42:07,984 She was. 899 00:42:31,441 --> 00:42:34,944 This one's all yours. 900 00:42:35,012 --> 00:42:37,346 What happened to helping out? 901 00:42:37,414 --> 00:42:39,248 I did. 902 00:42:57,568 --> 00:42:59,202 Did someone go poopie? 903 00:43:03,473 --> 00:43:04,974 What? 904 00:43:05,042 --> 00:43:08,077 How did you eat a dime? 905 00:43:08,145 --> 00:43:10,513 House. 906 00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:14,413 — Sync, corrected by elderman — — for www.addic7ed.com —