1 00:00:09,147 --> 00:00:10,348 This election day, 2 00:00:10,415 --> 00:00:13,551 the fate of our borders is in your hands. 3 00:00:15,721 --> 00:00:17,455 John Moreno wants to invite 4 00:00:17,522 --> 00:00:20,258 illegal immigrants into our country. 5 00:00:20,325 --> 00:00:23,060 He wants to give them our jobs. 6 00:00:23,128 --> 00:00:26,564 He wants to give them our healthcare. 7 00:00:26,632 --> 00:00:30,234 John Moreno wants to give them the American dream, 8 00:00:30,302 --> 00:00:33,304 and he wants you to pay for it. 9 00:00:41,513 --> 00:00:43,281 Whose side is he really on? 10 00:00:43,348 --> 00:00:44,282 It's a valid question. 11 00:00:44,349 --> 00:00:45,816 He favors easing restrictions. 12 00:00:45,884 --> 00:00:46,817 So do I. 13 00:00:46,885 --> 00:00:47,818 Shh. 14 00:00:47,886 --> 00:00:49,053 Come on, Hal. 15 00:00:49,121 --> 00:00:51,389 Your position on work visas is irrelevant. 16 00:00:51,456 --> 00:00:53,491 He's talking about a path to citizenship. 17 00:00:53,558 --> 00:00:57,028 I'm telling you, this ad wins you the election. 18 00:00:57,095 --> 00:00:58,696 By insulting one of my core constituencies. 19 00:00:58,764 --> 00:01:00,931 Come on, in '04 20 00:01:00,999 --> 00:01:02,566 I had 45% of the Latino vote. 21 00:01:02,634 --> 00:01:05,202 And this year you're running against a guy named Moreno. 22 00:01:05,270 --> 00:01:06,404 This isn't one of your races 23 00:01:06,471 --> 00:01:08,472 in south Carolina or Oklahoma, Joe. 24 00:01:08,540 --> 00:01:10,241 This is New Jersey... People vote for me 25 00:01:10,309 --> 00:01:12,443 because I'm a moderate. Well, that's great. 26 00:01:12,511 --> 00:01:15,379 You can be the most moderate ex-senator in the country. 27 00:01:15,447 --> 00:01:18,482 Hal, the election is seven days away, 28 00:01:18,550 --> 00:01:22,186 and even our own internals show you down six points. 29 00:01:22,254 --> 00:01:23,654 We've always been the underdog. 30 00:01:23,722 --> 00:01:25,956 And we've always found a way to win. I know. 31 00:01:26,024 --> 00:01:28,125 Because you have always let me do what's needed to be done. 32 00:01:28,193 --> 00:01:31,529 Now, I can have this on the air tomorrow. 33 00:01:34,399 --> 00:01:35,700 No, no. 34 00:01:35,767 --> 00:01:37,335 Come on, Hal, let me do this! 35 00:01:37,402 --> 00:01:38,569 No, absolutely not. 36 00:01:38,637 --> 00:01:39,804 This could totally galvanize the left. 37 00:01:41,139 --> 00:01:42,606 You all right, Joe? 38 00:01:42,674 --> 00:01:44,942 Yeah, I think I got some kind of a rash. 39 00:01:45,010 --> 00:01:46,110 What the hell? 40 00:01:46,178 --> 00:01:47,411 That's not a rash. 41 00:01:47,479 --> 00:01:49,880 Maybe I should call a doctor. 42 00:01:49,948 --> 00:01:51,449 You better call an ambulance. 43 00:01:57,723 --> 00:02:07,723 Sync for www.addic7ed.com 44 00:02:26,885 --> 00:02:27,785 Look at it like this... 45 00:02:27,853 --> 00:02:29,553 Of all the ways to rupture it, 46 00:02:29,621 --> 00:02:31,522 nothing honors the real Achilles more 47 00:02:31,590 --> 00:02:34,558 than blowing the dismount on a keg stand. 48 00:02:34,626 --> 00:02:36,927 What's that smell? 49 00:02:36,995 --> 00:02:37,928 Is it onions? 50 00:02:37,996 --> 00:02:39,797 Peppers? 51 00:02:39,865 --> 00:02:41,232 Oh, I know... 52 00:02:41,299 --> 00:02:42,566 It's a sausagefest. 53 00:02:42,634 --> 00:02:45,669 Sausagefest implies multiples. 54 00:02:45,737 --> 00:02:46,737 Now, if you're talking about yardage, 55 00:02:46,805 --> 00:02:47,938 I'd have to agree. 56 00:02:48,006 --> 00:02:49,573 I'm talking about your department. 57 00:02:49,641 --> 00:02:50,941 You still haven't replaced thirteen. 58 00:02:51,009 --> 00:02:53,043 It's coming along. 59 00:02:53,111 --> 00:02:54,779 You've had plenty of time to find someone. 60 00:02:54,846 --> 00:02:57,114 I've found plenty of someones. Just haven't kept them. 61 00:02:57,182 --> 00:02:58,582 It's time to end the cycle. 62 00:02:58,650 --> 00:03:00,151 Meet your new team member. 63 00:03:00,218 --> 00:03:01,919 Her name is Martha M. Masters. 64 00:03:04,156 --> 00:03:05,823 This doctor is not a doctor. 65 00:03:05,891 --> 00:03:07,425 She's a third-year med student. 66 00:03:07,492 --> 00:03:09,226 She graduated high school when she was 15. 67 00:03:09,294 --> 00:03:11,395 She filled out the time before med school getting PhDs 68 00:03:11,463 --> 00:03:13,597 in both applied math and art history. 69 00:03:13,665 --> 00:03:14,899 She'll be incredibly useful 70 00:03:14,966 --> 00:03:17,301 if my next patient is an Escher drawing. 71 00:03:17,369 --> 00:03:18,769 Those things are seriously screwed up. 72 00:03:18,837 --> 00:03:20,404 This isn't a suggestion. 73 00:03:20,472 --> 00:03:23,641 Just because my sausage has been filling your bun 74 00:03:23,708 --> 00:03:25,443 doesn't mean you get to decide 75 00:03:25,510 --> 00:03:28,679 what flavor chips I nosh on during the day. 76 00:03:28,747 --> 00:03:31,515 Nope, I get to do that because I'm your boss. 77 00:03:36,922 --> 00:03:39,423 Patient is Joe Dugan, 42, political consultant. 78 00:03:39,491 --> 00:03:41,559 Presents with palpable purpura, 79 00:03:41,626 --> 00:03:43,461 and alt and ast are through the roof. 80 00:03:43,528 --> 00:03:45,663 Otherwise known as rash and liver damage. 81 00:03:45,730 --> 00:03:46,864 Fascinating. 82 00:03:46,932 --> 00:03:48,499 Senator Anderson sent this case to us, 83 00:03:48,567 --> 00:03:50,334 and personally requested we take a look. 84 00:03:50,402 --> 00:03:52,670 That's reason enough for me. 85 00:03:52,737 --> 00:03:54,171 Black guy campaigning for the opposition? 86 00:03:54,239 --> 00:03:55,606 Does Obama know about this? 87 00:03:55,674 --> 00:03:57,575 I tried calling him on the brother hotline. 88 00:03:57,642 --> 00:03:58,542 He didn't pick up. 89 00:04:06,218 --> 00:04:09,286 Martha M. Masters. 90 00:04:09,354 --> 00:04:10,821 I'm Dr. House. 91 00:04:10,889 --> 00:04:12,790 This is the rest of the team. 92 00:04:12,858 --> 00:04:14,758 Boring, bimbo, and bite-size. 93 00:04:14,826 --> 00:04:16,327 Martha enjoys quadratic equations, 94 00:04:16,394 --> 00:04:18,729 Italian frescoes, and her turn-ons include 95 00:04:18,797 --> 00:04:19,663 learning to be a doctor. 96 00:04:21,633 --> 00:04:22,600 Take a seat. 97 00:04:22,667 --> 00:04:24,869 She's a med student? 98 00:04:24,936 --> 00:04:27,905 Cuddy thinks she's some kind of genius. 99 00:04:27,973 --> 00:04:30,941 Say something brilliant. 100 00:04:31,009 --> 00:04:32,076 Oh, I... I don't... 101 00:04:32,143 --> 00:04:33,811 Capital of Azerbaijan? Baku. 102 00:04:33,879 --> 00:04:34,945 Year Beethoven died? 103 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:36,447 1827. 104 00:04:36,515 --> 00:04:38,015 20th decimal of Euler's number? 105 00:04:38,083 --> 00:04:39,316 Six. 106 00:04:41,152 --> 00:04:42,653 It's my favorite constant. 107 00:04:42,721 --> 00:04:45,923 She's like the Internet with breasts. 108 00:04:45,991 --> 00:04:47,591 Oh, no, wait... The Internet has breasts. 109 00:04:47,659 --> 00:04:48,792 Our patient's liver damage 110 00:04:48,860 --> 00:04:49,827 explains the rash and cryoglobulins 111 00:04:49,895 --> 00:04:51,328 we found in his blood, 112 00:04:51,396 --> 00:04:52,897 but we can't explain the liver damage. 113 00:04:52,964 --> 00:04:54,965 Shows no other signs of drug or alcohol abuse. 114 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:57,034 Now all we've gotta do is figure out which one is bimbo 115 00:04:57,102 --> 00:04:59,336 and which one is bite-size. 116 00:04:59,404 --> 00:05:02,773 Also, which monster truck won the 2004 thunder nationals? 117 00:05:04,442 --> 00:05:05,976 Hep c makes sense. 118 00:05:06,044 --> 00:05:07,378 Test came back negative. Same for hep a and b. 119 00:05:07,445 --> 00:05:10,481 The answer we were looking for is Virginia giant. 120 00:05:10,549 --> 00:05:12,783 Feel free to chime in on either conversation. 121 00:05:15,453 --> 00:05:17,755 Hate to steal the spotlight from small wonder over here, 122 00:05:17,822 --> 00:05:19,757 but what about toxic exposure? 123 00:05:19,824 --> 00:05:21,058 Tetrachloroethylene. 124 00:05:21,126 --> 00:05:23,394 Could even be pennyroyal or sassafras oil. 125 00:05:23,461 --> 00:05:25,896 Go to his house, get me some chemicals. 126 00:05:27,766 --> 00:05:29,934 You wanna stay on this team, 127 00:05:30,001 --> 00:05:31,001 have an opinion. 128 00:05:40,245 --> 00:05:41,245 Oh, cool! 129 00:05:41,313 --> 00:05:42,746 Tudor revival architecture. 130 00:05:42,814 --> 00:05:44,548 Steeply pitched, asymmetrical roof 131 00:05:44,616 --> 00:05:46,483 over the entrance. 132 00:05:46,551 --> 00:05:48,452 But it doesn't have the half timbering 133 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:49,720 over the facade. 134 00:05:49,788 --> 00:05:51,121 Doesn't say anything about medicine, 135 00:05:51,189 --> 00:05:52,523 can't shut up about architecture. 136 00:05:52,591 --> 00:05:53,657 Great. I know. 137 00:05:53,725 --> 00:05:54,858 I don't know what happened. 138 00:05:54,926 --> 00:05:56,393 Being around House... 139 00:05:56,461 --> 00:06:00,030 He's such a legend, he's so intimidating. 140 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:01,765 I'm not like that around ordinary people. 141 00:06:03,602 --> 00:06:06,570 Uh, not that you guys are ordinary. 142 00:06:06,638 --> 00:06:08,138 It's just that he's so brilliant 143 00:06:08,206 --> 00:06:09,740 and you work under him, so you're not as imposing. 144 00:06:09,808 --> 00:06:11,308 Um... 145 00:06:11,376 --> 00:06:12,776 I'm gonna be quiet. 146 00:06:12,844 --> 00:06:13,711 Good idea. 147 00:06:16,414 --> 00:06:18,048 Dugan didn't give you a key? 148 00:06:18,116 --> 00:06:19,416 If patients know we're coming, 149 00:06:19,484 --> 00:06:20,818 they can hide something relevant to their illness 150 00:06:20,885 --> 00:06:21,852 intentionally 151 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:23,354 or unintentionally. 152 00:06:23,421 --> 00:06:25,222 Their knowledge changes things. 153 00:06:37,936 --> 00:06:40,437 Are you a vampire? 154 00:06:40,505 --> 00:06:42,172 It's okay. We're inviting you in. 155 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:43,407 But our patient didn't. 156 00:06:44,843 --> 00:06:46,176 I can't do this, I'm sorry. 157 00:06:52,851 --> 00:06:54,952 Well, she's gonna be a big help. 158 00:06:55,020 --> 00:06:56,420 Yeah, what a rube 159 00:06:56,488 --> 00:06:58,355 being uncomfortable breaking into a stranger's house. 160 00:06:58,423 --> 00:06:59,623 Part of our job description, 161 00:06:59,691 --> 00:07:01,158 not the most morally ambiguous part. 162 00:07:01,226 --> 00:07:02,726 Give her a chance. 163 00:07:02,794 --> 00:07:04,595 She's fresh, enthusiastic, 164 00:07:04,663 --> 00:07:06,363 has no bad habits we need to reteach. 165 00:07:06,431 --> 00:07:09,366 She's a med student with no practical experience. 166 00:07:09,434 --> 00:07:11,502 That means every procedure, every blood draw, 167 00:07:11,569 --> 00:07:13,370 she needs one of us there to supervise. 168 00:07:13,438 --> 00:07:14,772 Is this attitude about her 169 00:07:14,839 --> 00:07:16,340 not having an m.D. After her name? 170 00:07:16,408 --> 00:07:17,608 Because I wonder if it has more to do 171 00:07:17,676 --> 00:07:18,609 with her being a brainiac. 172 00:07:18,677 --> 00:07:19,843 That's not it at all. 173 00:07:19,911 --> 00:07:21,145 I'm not thrilled someone else 174 00:07:21,212 --> 00:07:22,746 might be the smartest person on the team now. 175 00:07:22,814 --> 00:07:24,014 I can only imagine how you feel. 176 00:07:24,082 --> 00:07:26,417 You're not smarter than me. 177 00:07:26,484 --> 00:07:27,384 Oh, yeah? 178 00:07:27,452 --> 00:07:29,853 You find this? 179 00:07:29,921 --> 00:07:32,156 A jug of unpasteurized cider. 180 00:07:32,223 --> 00:07:33,624 It could be tainted with e coli, 181 00:07:33,692 --> 00:07:35,426 and that's what's causing the liver to shut down. 182 00:07:35,493 --> 00:07:37,227 E coli is found in animals. 183 00:07:37,295 --> 00:07:39,630 So unless he's drinking pork cider... 184 00:07:39,698 --> 00:07:41,632 Pork cider! 185 00:07:41,700 --> 00:07:42,933 I need the number of the patent office. 186 00:07:43,001 --> 00:07:45,002 There are indirect ways of attracting e coli. 187 00:07:45,070 --> 00:07:47,371 Masters refused to go on the search with us. 188 00:07:47,439 --> 00:07:48,605 Interesting. 189 00:07:48,673 --> 00:07:50,040 Which raises the question, 190 00:07:50,108 --> 00:07:51,575 what is your problem with her? 191 00:07:51,643 --> 00:07:53,844 He is intimidated by her intelligence. 192 00:07:53,912 --> 00:07:54,778 Why would that bother Taub? 193 00:07:54,846 --> 00:07:56,113 He's been working 194 00:07:56,181 --> 00:07:57,614 with people smarter than him for a long time. 195 00:07:57,682 --> 00:07:59,116 I think perky new girl 196 00:07:59,184 --> 00:08:01,118 makes him feel old. 197 00:08:01,186 --> 00:08:02,986 She's basically the same age as thirteen. 198 00:08:03,054 --> 00:08:04,588 Yeah, but she's a student. 199 00:08:04,656 --> 00:08:06,557 Makes you contemplate your med school days. 200 00:08:06,624 --> 00:08:08,258 Back when you had hair, muscle tone, 201 00:08:08,326 --> 00:08:10,194 and no need for a regular prostate exam. 202 00:08:10,261 --> 00:08:11,328 Makes sense. 203 00:08:11,396 --> 00:08:13,163 Just like e coli. 204 00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:14,698 Orchards make cider out of apples 205 00:08:14,766 --> 00:08:15,933 they can't sell otherwise, 206 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,301 like if they've fallen onto the ground. 207 00:08:17,368 --> 00:08:19,737 Like, to some cow feces. 208 00:08:19,804 --> 00:08:22,372 Which would mean our esteemed patient 209 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:25,309 is literally full of b.S. 210 00:08:25,376 --> 00:08:26,643 Cool. 211 00:08:26,711 --> 00:08:28,545 Go get the ingenue, 212 00:08:28,613 --> 00:08:31,181 start the patient on aztreonam and plasmapheresis. 213 00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:36,120 He said to start the patient on aztre... 214 00:08:38,590 --> 00:08:40,224 The cell sorter separates the plasma 215 00:08:40,291 --> 00:08:41,692 from the remaining cellular components, 216 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:42,793 thereby removing... 217 00:08:42,861 --> 00:08:45,562 the toxins, antibodies, cryoglobulins. 218 00:08:45,630 --> 00:08:46,764 I think we should tell our patient 219 00:08:46,831 --> 00:08:48,031 about breaking into his house. 220 00:08:48,099 --> 00:08:49,433 Why would we do that? 221 00:08:49,501 --> 00:08:51,001 Because the reason not to tell him 222 00:08:51,069 --> 00:08:52,903 was that he might hide something. 223 00:08:52,971 --> 00:08:54,538 And now that rationale is moot. 224 00:08:54,606 --> 00:08:55,873 The rationale now 225 00:08:55,940 --> 00:08:58,142 is no upside, big downside. 226 00:08:58,209 --> 00:09:00,544 How can we ask our patients to trust us 227 00:09:00,612 --> 00:09:01,912 if we're not honest with them? 228 00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:03,580 How can we ask the patient to trust us 229 00:09:03,648 --> 00:09:05,082 after we tell him he can't trust us? 230 00:09:06,351 --> 00:09:07,885 Fine. 231 00:09:07,952 --> 00:09:08,886 Tell him. 232 00:09:08,953 --> 00:09:10,420 Clear your conscience, 233 00:09:10,488 --> 00:09:12,289 because that's what's important. 234 00:09:15,226 --> 00:09:16,760 Well, if you would let me run that ad, 235 00:09:16,828 --> 00:09:19,563 everybody would be talking about immigration instead. 236 00:09:19,631 --> 00:09:20,898 All right, look, here's what we're gonna say. 237 00:09:20,965 --> 00:09:22,499 Yeah, he was in Iraq, 238 00:09:22,567 --> 00:09:24,334 and we're all grateful for his sacrifice. 239 00:09:24,402 --> 00:09:26,670 You chose to honor your country through public service 240 00:09:26,738 --> 00:09:30,174 and have voted 46 times to expand the Pentagon's budget 241 00:09:30,241 --> 00:09:33,143 for programs which, oh, by the way, Moreno wants to cut. 242 00:09:33,211 --> 00:09:36,046 All right. I'll draft it up, send it over. 243 00:09:37,382 --> 00:09:38,448 You should probably slow down 244 00:09:38,516 --> 00:09:40,117 until you're out of the hospital. 245 00:09:40,185 --> 00:09:42,519 It's a busy week. 246 00:09:48,526 --> 00:09:50,894 Aren't you curious how we came up with this diagnosis? 247 00:09:50,962 --> 00:09:53,363 You're doctors. Isn't that your job? 248 00:09:53,431 --> 00:09:54,898 But how we knew you were drinking apple cider? 249 00:09:54,966 --> 00:09:56,667 Well, you had to have found that at my house, 250 00:09:56,734 --> 00:09:58,268 so I guess you guys broke in there. 251 00:10:02,273 --> 00:10:03,440 That doesn't bother you? 252 00:10:03,508 --> 00:10:05,108 Medicine's like politics. 253 00:10:05,176 --> 00:10:06,810 At the end of the day, all that matters is results. 254 00:10:06,878 --> 00:10:07,811 That's not true. 255 00:10:07,879 --> 00:10:10,314 Respect matters. 256 00:10:10,381 --> 00:10:11,281 Honesty 257 00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:12,783 and integrity matter. 258 00:10:12,851 --> 00:10:14,785 Have you ever thought about running for public office? 259 00:10:14,853 --> 00:10:17,654 Because I would love to have someone like you 260 00:10:17,722 --> 00:10:18,622 as an opponent. 261 00:10:20,859 --> 00:10:22,492 Watch the replacement fluid line. 262 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:24,328 Oh, right, sorry. 263 00:10:24,395 --> 00:10:25,963 You ever wonder why American voter 264 00:10:26,030 --> 00:10:27,831 turnout rates are among the lowest 265 00:10:27,899 --> 00:10:29,499 in the developed world? 266 00:10:32,971 --> 00:10:33,837 Mr. Dugan? 267 00:10:35,540 --> 00:10:38,108 Mr. Dugan? 268 00:10:38,176 --> 00:10:39,910 What's wrong? Can you hear me? 269 00:10:41,946 --> 00:10:43,146 He's paralyzed. 270 00:10:43,214 --> 00:10:44,848 Call foreman and chase, get them down here. 271 00:10:45,917 --> 00:10:46,850 Mr. Dugan! 272 00:10:51,099 --> 00:10:53,011 We thinks it's a transient ischemic attack. 273 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,078 The clot must have broken up 274 00:10:54,146 --> 00:10:55,112 before we could find it. 275 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:56,881 He was temporarily paralyzed, 276 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:57,948 but he's regaining mobility and speech. 277 00:10:58,016 --> 00:10:59,558 So, what causes rash, 278 00:10:59,650 --> 00:11:01,385 liver failure, clots, 279 00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:03,154 and the uncontrollable urge 280 00:11:03,221 --> 00:11:05,156 to rat out your coworkers? 281 00:11:05,223 --> 00:11:06,390 Oh, no, wait... 282 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,693 That last one was you, not the patient. 283 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,928 I wasn't trying to rat. 284 00:11:10,996 --> 00:11:13,230 I was clearly trying to honor my ethical obligation. 285 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:16,100 Portal vein thrombosis 286 00:11:16,168 --> 00:11:18,169 could be caused by Wilson's disease. 287 00:11:18,236 --> 00:11:22,173 Hooray! 288 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:23,341 You popped your cherry, 289 00:11:23,408 --> 00:11:25,242 diagnostically speaking. 290 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,678 Unfortunately, the first time always sucks. 291 00:11:27,746 --> 00:11:29,246 Pitch doesn't make any sense. 292 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,614 Dugan's cornea was normal. 293 00:11:30,682 --> 00:11:32,416 You're obviously brilliant. 294 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,018 So why would you hide your mind? 295 00:11:34,086 --> 00:11:35,653 I was brainstorming. 296 00:11:35,721 --> 00:11:37,922 I'm not talking about your stupid ideas about the patient. 297 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,490 I mean your stupid ideas about morality. 298 00:11:39,558 --> 00:11:41,826 My stupid ideas are what most doctors consider 299 00:11:41,893 --> 00:11:45,329 the rules for professional conduct. 300 00:11:45,397 --> 00:11:47,231 What about a neuroendocrine tumor? 301 00:11:47,299 --> 00:11:48,666 Not without diminished mental capacity, 302 00:11:48,734 --> 00:11:50,234 loss of judgment. 303 00:11:50,302 --> 00:11:52,703 Disseminated intravascular coagulation, 304 00:11:52,771 --> 00:11:55,172 however, fits. 305 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,241 Rules are just helpful guidelines for stupid people 306 00:11:57,309 --> 00:11:59,143 who can't make up their own mind. 307 00:11:59,211 --> 00:12:00,111 You obviously don't fit into that category, 308 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:02,113 so why put yourself there? 309 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,114 Masters is right 310 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:05,182 about a neuroendocrine tumor. 311 00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:07,718 Because yes, Dugan has had 312 00:12:07,786 --> 00:12:08,786 a loss of judgment. 313 00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:10,221 He made this totally inflammatory 314 00:12:10,288 --> 00:12:12,289 anti-immigration campaign commercial for Anderson. 315 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:13,791 It just got linked online. 316 00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:15,993 You're arguing Dugan's politics 317 00:12:16,061 --> 00:12:16,927 are a sign that he's mentally compromised? 318 00:12:16,995 --> 00:12:18,796 No, his tactics. 319 00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:20,097 He's most likely the one who leaked it 320 00:12:20,165 --> 00:12:22,665 and all the commentators are saying 321 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,101 and honesty's a great idea 322 00:12:24,169 --> 00:12:25,436 until your patient asks 323 00:12:25,504 --> 00:12:27,638 if her distended abdomen makes her looks fat. 324 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,006 House, I hate to interrupt your ethics debate, 325 00:12:29,074 --> 00:12:32,710 but we have two solid ideas on the table. 326 00:12:34,413 --> 00:12:37,448 Ct from his neck to his abdomen for neuroendocrine tumors. 327 00:12:37,516 --> 00:12:39,216 Run a d-dimer 328 00:12:39,284 --> 00:12:40,684 and fibrinogen for D.I.C. 329 00:12:45,490 --> 00:12:48,225 Masters. 330 00:12:48,293 --> 00:12:50,528 If lying to a patient saved their life, 331 00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:51,495 would you do it? 332 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:52,930 No. 333 00:12:52,998 --> 00:12:54,298 That's a lie. 334 00:12:54,366 --> 00:12:57,468 If your grandma gave you a really crappy tea cozy 335 00:12:57,536 --> 00:12:59,303 for Christmas, would you tell her you liked it? 336 00:12:59,371 --> 00:13:01,672 Yes, but that's different. 337 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:02,973 So, you lie when it doesn't matter 338 00:13:03,041 --> 00:13:03,974 but you won't when it does. 339 00:13:04,042 --> 00:13:05,743 How'd you get so screwed up? 340 00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:12,716 How mad would you be 341 00:13:12,784 --> 00:13:14,185 if I fired masters? 342 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:16,320 Very. 343 00:13:16,388 --> 00:13:18,322 Unless you had cause. 344 00:13:18,390 --> 00:13:20,324 Real cause. 345 00:13:20,392 --> 00:13:22,293 Cause that a human being would consider cause. 346 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:23,894 Never mind, then. 347 00:13:23,962 --> 00:13:25,696 She's got principles. 348 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:29,266 She's like the love child of Einstein and Mary Poppins. 349 00:13:29,334 --> 00:13:31,368 Didn't even get Einstein's hair. 350 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,504 It's worth having someone on the team 351 00:13:33,572 --> 00:13:35,973 who doesn't see the world entirely as shades of gray. 352 00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:37,741 It is gray! To you. 353 00:13:37,809 --> 00:13:40,811 She has a fresh perspective. 354 00:13:40,879 --> 00:13:42,513 Unless that threatens you. 355 00:13:42,581 --> 00:13:45,082 It does not... 356 00:13:45,150 --> 00:13:47,017 You thought I'd get defensive, 357 00:13:47,085 --> 00:13:48,986 keep her out of pride. 358 00:13:49,054 --> 00:13:51,822 A girl can hope. 359 00:13:51,890 --> 00:13:55,426 House, I gave this a lot of thought. 360 00:13:55,494 --> 00:13:57,595 She deserves a chance. 361 00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:58,762 A real chance. 362 00:14:06,271 --> 00:14:07,972 House is gonna fire me. 363 00:14:08,039 --> 00:14:09,840 No, he isn't. 364 00:14:09,908 --> 00:14:11,475 Because you told him not to? 365 00:14:11,543 --> 00:14:14,345 Butting heads with House is par for the course. 366 00:14:14,412 --> 00:14:16,213 House has strong beliefs, 367 00:14:16,281 --> 00:14:18,916 and he respects other people with strong beliefs. 368 00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:21,619 It's not my beliefs that are the problem. 369 00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:22,786 It's my personality. 370 00:14:22,854 --> 00:14:25,456 I'm not good at working with other people. 371 00:14:25,524 --> 00:14:27,925 You've been in there for less than a day. 372 00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:29,426 I wasn't looking for encouragement. 373 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:32,096 It's a fact. 374 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,998 Growing up, my whole life, really, 375 00:14:34,065 --> 00:14:36,100 I-I spent a lot of time by myself. 376 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,902 And no one in high school wants to hang out 377 00:14:37,969 --> 00:14:40,671 with a kid that's three years younger than them. 378 00:14:40,739 --> 00:14:43,374 And studying Anosov diffeomorphisms, 379 00:14:43,441 --> 00:14:45,643 determining whether an unattributed landscape 380 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:49,113 is a blakelock or a ryder or... 381 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,282 I'm actually boring you right now. 382 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,918 And yet you chose medicine 383 00:14:53,985 --> 00:14:56,487 which is a team activity. 384 00:14:56,555 --> 00:14:57,721 It's pretty gutsy, 385 00:14:57,789 --> 00:14:59,456 stepping so far outside your comfort zone. 386 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:03,894 I'm not trying to prove anything. 387 00:15:03,962 --> 00:15:06,263 I just wanted to be a doctor. 388 00:15:06,331 --> 00:15:08,299 It was stupid. 389 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:11,835 Nobody can do everything. 390 00:15:11,903 --> 00:15:17,341 I was vain to think I could be the exception. 391 00:15:17,409 --> 00:15:19,176 House doesn't care if you're a team player, 392 00:15:19,244 --> 00:15:21,078 or how ethical you are, 393 00:15:21,146 --> 00:15:22,913 or how high your I.Q. Is. 394 00:15:22,981 --> 00:15:25,516 It's all about the cases. 395 00:15:25,584 --> 00:15:27,985 You help him crack this one, 396 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,453 you two are gonna get along just fine. 397 00:15:32,591 --> 00:15:34,058 We gotta give masters some pointers, 398 00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:36,293 help her figure out how to deal with House. 399 00:15:36,361 --> 00:15:38,128 Why would I do that? 400 00:15:38,196 --> 00:15:41,231 The entertainment factor is off the charts. 401 00:15:41,299 --> 00:15:43,500 It's like watching a bunny hop into a buzz saw. 402 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,002 Repeatedly. 403 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,004 And if we don't help her, she's out of here. 404 00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:50,574 No, something else is stopping House from firing her. 405 00:15:50,642 --> 00:15:53,477 I'm guessing it's his desire to keep having sex with Cuddy. 406 00:15:53,545 --> 00:15:57,615 You guys ready to admit you were wrong yet? 407 00:15:57,682 --> 00:15:59,516 Excuse me? 408 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:02,553 This tumor you're looking for... you're not gonna find it. 409 00:16:02,621 --> 00:16:07,057 My judgment is completely sound. 410 00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:08,692 So when you leaked that ad, 411 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,762 you were trying to torpedo the senator's campaign? 412 00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:13,697 All right, one, I told you before, 413 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:14,798 I didn't leak that spot. 414 00:16:14,866 --> 00:16:16,800 Uh-huh. 415 00:16:16,868 --> 00:16:17,768 And two... 416 00:16:17,836 --> 00:16:19,570 Whoever did leak that ad 417 00:16:19,638 --> 00:16:20,971 had nothing wrong with their mind either. 418 00:16:21,039 --> 00:16:22,272 It's gonna save Anderson. 419 00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:23,774 That commercial... 420 00:16:23,842 --> 00:16:26,276 Everyone sees through it. 421 00:16:26,344 --> 00:16:27,811 You're just trying to play to people's fears. 422 00:16:27,879 --> 00:16:29,113 You say fears. 423 00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:32,016 I say rational, protective instincts. 424 00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:34,351 And judging by your accent, 425 00:16:34,419 --> 00:16:36,186 immigration probably isn't an issue 426 00:16:36,254 --> 00:16:38,155 you can be real impartial about. 427 00:16:38,223 --> 00:16:40,791 I waited five years to get my green card. 428 00:16:40,859 --> 00:16:42,192 If there's anyone who would resent 429 00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:43,994 someone trying to skip the queue, it'd be me. 430 00:16:44,062 --> 00:16:46,096 Just because Moreno favors amnesty... 431 00:16:46,164 --> 00:16:48,098 He doesn't. 432 00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:49,933 You know that picture of him with the Mexican flags 433 00:16:50,001 --> 00:16:53,137 that seems to be from a pro-amnesty rally? 434 00:16:53,204 --> 00:16:55,172 That's from an amnesty international speech 435 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:59,309 protesting the imprisonment of priests in Oaxaca. 436 00:16:59,377 --> 00:17:01,545 Yes, you did just prove that that ad 437 00:17:01,613 --> 00:17:03,414 is even more disgusting than you thought. 438 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:08,085 You also proved that ad is effective. 439 00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,154 You still think my judgment is off? 440 00:17:10,221 --> 00:17:12,322 Not anymore. 441 00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:14,091 There's no sign of a tumor. 442 00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:15,993 That leaves d.I.C. 443 00:17:16,061 --> 00:17:17,861 I'll go check how Taub is doing with the blood work. 444 00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:25,703 I guess when you get on in years, 445 00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:28,205 it takes a little longer to run a few simple blood tests. 446 00:17:28,273 --> 00:17:30,074 This whole "Taub's an old man" thing 447 00:17:30,141 --> 00:17:31,675 kinda rings hollow, 448 00:17:31,743 --> 00:17:33,510 considering I'm in better shape than you are. 449 00:17:33,578 --> 00:17:34,812 Pass the dye. 450 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:37,081 You're in rounder shape than me. 451 00:17:37,148 --> 00:17:38,315 Tonight after work, 452 00:17:38,383 --> 00:17:39,817 meet at the basketball courts in the gym. 453 00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:42,453 You do realize you're two and a half feet tall, right? 454 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,588 And white. And Jewish. 455 00:17:44,656 --> 00:17:45,956 It'd be very embarrassing. 456 00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:47,391 I get why you wanna say no. 457 00:17:47,459 --> 00:17:49,126 Tonight after work. 458 00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:51,195 Crap. 459 00:17:55,767 --> 00:17:56,834 Did you hear Moreno's latest stump speech? 460 00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:59,036 He's gonna clean up Washington. 461 00:17:59,104 --> 00:18:00,504 Yeah, right. 462 00:18:00,572 --> 00:18:02,506 Like any politician from New Jersey 463 00:18:02,574 --> 00:18:03,741 has ever cleaned up... 464 00:18:03,808 --> 00:18:06,110 Who else knows that you leaked that ad? 465 00:18:06,177 --> 00:18:09,012 You and I had the only two copies, Hal. 466 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,180 I don't care that you did it. 467 00:18:10,248 --> 00:18:12,649 I just want to make sure it worked. 468 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:16,920 This morning's tracking has me within two points. 469 00:18:16,988 --> 00:18:18,388 Told you. 470 00:18:18,456 --> 00:18:21,458 We're gonna pull this thing off. 471 00:18:21,526 --> 00:18:23,761 Your blood test for D.I.C. came back completely normal. 472 00:18:23,828 --> 00:18:25,629 That's good news, right? 473 00:18:25,697 --> 00:18:26,363 That means the two things we thought it could be, 474 00:18:26,431 --> 00:18:27,765 it's not. 475 00:18:27,832 --> 00:18:29,767 We checked your home for toxins and didn't find any. 476 00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:32,136 But it's possible you might've been exposed on the campaign. 477 00:18:32,203 --> 00:18:35,372 Have you visited any industrial or agricultural facilities? 478 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,241 There was a tomato farm in Lumberton. 479 00:18:37,308 --> 00:18:38,942 They take you into the fields? 480 00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:40,711 No one wants a photo op with me. I never leave the bus. 481 00:18:40,779 --> 00:18:42,679 Were the windows open? Certain pesticides... 482 00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:43,614 Foreman. 483 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:49,186 What? What is it? 484 00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,288 It's not just your liver we have to worry about. 485 00:18:51,356 --> 00:18:53,423 Looks like your kidneys are having problems, too. 486 00:18:59,450 --> 00:19:01,885 So this guy spends his entire life 487 00:19:01,953 --> 00:19:03,854 campaigning against bleeding hearts. 488 00:19:03,922 --> 00:19:06,857 And it turns out he has one. 489 00:19:06,925 --> 00:19:08,225 Bloody urine actually is a renal problem, 490 00:19:08,293 --> 00:19:09,726 not a cardiac one. 491 00:19:09,794 --> 00:19:11,194 Yeah, if I say something inaccurate, 492 00:19:11,262 --> 00:19:12,529 assume it's for comic effect. 493 00:19:12,597 --> 00:19:14,731 Then laugh, because it's funny. 494 00:19:14,799 --> 00:19:16,600 Ttp makes sense. 495 00:19:16,668 --> 00:19:17,734 What're his platelets? 496 00:19:17,802 --> 00:19:19,403 200,000. It's not ttp. 497 00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:21,038 What about henoch-schoenlein purpura? 498 00:19:21,105 --> 00:19:22,606 H.S.P. Doesn't cause clots. 499 00:19:22,674 --> 00:19:23,941 H.S.P. Doesn't usually cause clots, 500 00:19:24,008 --> 00:19:24,975 but it can. 501 00:19:25,043 --> 00:19:26,443 And the vasculitis 502 00:19:26,511 --> 00:19:27,811 would explain the kidney problem. 503 00:19:27,879 --> 00:19:29,046 She can't diagnose a joke, 504 00:19:29,113 --> 00:19:30,414 but she's making progress on the patient. 505 00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:35,285 We treat with chemotherapy or steroids. 506 00:19:35,353 --> 00:19:36,987 We treat with chemotherapy. 507 00:19:37,055 --> 00:19:38,255 I said chemo. 508 00:19:38,323 --> 00:19:39,957 Then you said, "or." 509 00:19:40,024 --> 00:19:41,258 Once again, the bunny meets the blade. 510 00:19:41,326 --> 00:19:42,659 The road to dead patients 511 00:19:42,727 --> 00:19:44,528 is paved with "or's. 512 00:19:44,596 --> 00:19:46,797 Chemo is the more effective treatment 513 00:19:46,864 --> 00:19:49,132 which means it'll confirm our diagnosis more quickly. 514 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,734 I agree, but there is another option. 515 00:19:50,802 --> 00:19:51,702 There are lots of other options. 516 00:19:51,769 --> 00:19:52,703 There's bloodletting, 517 00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:54,304 crystals, prayer... 518 00:19:54,372 --> 00:19:55,973 Another medically accepted option. 519 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:58,275 Which is both less effective and less scary. 520 00:19:58,343 --> 00:19:59,943 So the patient might just choose it. 521 00:20:00,011 --> 00:20:01,411 Unless, of course, we don't mention it to him. 522 00:20:01,479 --> 00:20:05,515 We can't withhold information. 523 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,451 If we explain both the benefits 524 00:20:07,518 --> 00:20:08,518 and the risks of each treatment 525 00:20:08,586 --> 00:20:09,686 I'm sure Dugan will choose chemo. 526 00:20:09,754 --> 00:20:11,588 Well, as long as you're sure. 527 00:20:14,826 --> 00:20:16,460 The better option is chemotherapy. 528 00:20:16,527 --> 00:20:18,996 It's faster and more likely to completely cure you. 529 00:20:19,063 --> 00:20:20,364 I'll take the steroids. 530 00:20:20,431 --> 00:20:22,332 Oh, my goodness! 531 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,301 If only someone could've predicted 532 00:20:24,369 --> 00:20:27,638 that you'd make that incredibly stupid decision. 533 00:20:27,705 --> 00:20:30,607 The nausea and fatigue from chemo 534 00:20:30,675 --> 00:20:32,075 will only last a few weeks. 535 00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:33,343 Our poll numbers have stalled. 536 00:20:33,411 --> 00:20:35,445 That's five days till the election. 537 00:20:35,513 --> 00:20:36,713 Doctor, can you talk some sense into him? 538 00:20:36,781 --> 00:20:38,849 Would that I could, 539 00:20:38,916 --> 00:20:40,684 but ethics dictate that it's his decision. 540 00:20:40,752 --> 00:20:42,653 So all I can do now is return to my office 541 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,689 knowing, even as my patient endangers himself, 542 00:20:45,757 --> 00:20:49,860 my integrity remains unblemished. 543 00:20:49,927 --> 00:20:50,961 Please. 544 00:20:51,029 --> 00:20:52,829 Take some time to think about this. 545 00:20:52,897 --> 00:20:54,765 I don't need any time. I want to start on the steroids. 546 00:21:02,774 --> 00:21:04,941 Game to 11 by ones. 547 00:21:05,009 --> 00:21:05,976 Uh, hold on. 548 00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:13,316 Wanna shoot for outs? 549 00:21:13,384 --> 00:21:14,751 You can have it. 550 00:21:19,023 --> 00:21:20,424 One, nothing. 551 00:21:22,026 --> 00:21:23,960 You gonna guard me? 552 00:21:24,028 --> 00:21:25,762 Can't hit two in a row. 553 00:21:27,899 --> 00:21:28,999 Two, nothing. 554 00:21:29,067 --> 00:21:30,534 You gonna wuard me now? 555 00:21:30,601 --> 00:21:32,602 You can have that shot all day. 556 00:21:37,241 --> 00:21:38,842 Three, nothing. 557 00:21:47,018 --> 00:21:48,685 One, three. 558 00:22:21,919 --> 00:22:22,919 Ten, seven. 559 00:22:37,401 --> 00:22:39,936 Seriously? 560 00:22:40,004 --> 00:22:41,738 You're gonna beat me with that? 561 00:22:44,008 --> 00:22:45,909 Well... 562 00:22:45,977 --> 00:22:47,444 I was wrong. 563 00:22:47,512 --> 00:22:48,445 You're not so old. 564 00:22:48,513 --> 00:22:50,180 Thank you. 565 00:22:50,248 --> 00:22:51,448 Now all we have to do is figure out 566 00:22:51,516 --> 00:22:55,085 why masters is making you feel insecure. 567 00:23:01,793 --> 00:23:03,226 I was just down by Dugan's room. 568 00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:05,462 They were ready to give him the wrong medicine. 569 00:23:05,530 --> 00:23:07,597 I tried to change the order, but I'm not a doctor. 570 00:23:07,665 --> 00:23:09,366 Good. 571 00:23:09,433 --> 00:23:11,601 The wrong medicine is the right medicine. 572 00:23:11,669 --> 00:23:13,937 But he wanted steroids, not chemo. 573 00:23:14,005 --> 00:23:15,639 He wants to live. 574 00:23:15,706 --> 00:23:17,774 I'm gonna tell him what's going on. 575 00:23:17,842 --> 00:23:20,210 No, you're not. 576 00:23:20,278 --> 00:23:22,612 I don't mind your morality in theory. 577 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,948 But in practice, you're risking my patient's life. 578 00:23:25,016 --> 00:23:26,183 So you're fired. 579 00:23:28,085 --> 00:23:30,153 You think that's gonna stop me from telling him? 580 00:23:30,221 --> 00:23:32,289 If you do, I'll get you thrown out of medical school. 581 00:23:32,356 --> 00:23:34,858 I haven't done anything that would merit that. 582 00:23:34,926 --> 00:23:35,992 I know. 583 00:23:36,060 --> 00:23:37,661 But unlike you, I'm willing to lie. 584 00:23:40,514 --> 00:23:41,781 Firing her was a mistake. 585 00:23:41,849 --> 00:23:43,590 We need someone like her on the team, 586 00:23:43,690 --> 00:23:44,908 keeping us all in check. 587 00:23:46,057 --> 00:23:47,291 You're incapable of noticing 588 00:23:47,358 --> 00:23:48,692 when I do something inappropriate? 589 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,394 We're like the frogs who've been in the pot for a while. 590 00:23:50,462 --> 00:23:51,929 We're used to the heat. 591 00:23:51,996 --> 00:23:54,198 Things have been just fine without Pippi Longdivision. 592 00:23:54,265 --> 00:23:55,199 Your opponent's out of the race. 593 00:23:55,266 --> 00:23:57,734 You can drop the smear campaign. 594 00:23:57,802 --> 00:23:58,969 Dugan developed pulmonary edema. 595 00:23:59,037 --> 00:24:00,637 It's not h.S.P. 596 00:24:00,705 --> 00:24:02,105 Masters was right. 597 00:24:02,173 --> 00:24:04,241 He didn't want the chemo. He didn't need the chemo. 598 00:24:04,309 --> 00:24:05,609 Masters was wrong. 599 00:24:05,677 --> 00:24:07,311 He doesn't have h.S.P. 600 00:24:07,378 --> 00:24:08,946 And masters is gone. 601 00:24:09,013 --> 00:24:10,280 Could be an infection. 602 00:24:10,348 --> 00:24:11,381 We had him on aztreonam for the e coli. 603 00:24:11,449 --> 00:24:12,749 He didn't respond. 604 00:24:12,817 --> 00:24:14,785 Schistosomiasis wouldn't respond to aztreonam. 605 00:24:14,853 --> 00:24:16,153 That's a great idea 606 00:24:16,221 --> 00:24:18,455 if he was running a political campaign in Africa. 607 00:24:18,523 --> 00:24:20,390 The guy hasn't been out of the country in years. 608 00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:22,826 Who needs to travel when you've got a giant fish tank 609 00:24:22,894 --> 00:24:25,629 loaded with tropical fish, tropical snails 610 00:24:25,697 --> 00:24:28,198 carrying tropical bacteria like schistosomiasis. 611 00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:30,133 Well, break into his home, 612 00:24:30,201 --> 00:24:32,503 get me some escargot. 613 00:24:32,570 --> 00:24:34,171 Unless you wanna ask the patient's permission 614 00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:36,039 as a tribute to the departed. 615 00:24:41,913 --> 00:24:43,413 Need a minute. 616 00:24:46,351 --> 00:24:47,784 You said you were gonna give her a chance. 617 00:24:47,852 --> 00:24:48,785 I did! 618 00:24:48,853 --> 00:24:50,254 She used that opportunity 619 00:24:50,321 --> 00:24:51,889 to endanger our patient's life. 620 00:24:51,956 --> 00:24:54,525 By insisting he receive the treatment that he asked for. 621 00:24:54,592 --> 00:24:56,226 That's what I just said! 622 00:24:56,294 --> 00:24:57,861 Your team is there to challenge you. 623 00:24:57,929 --> 00:24:59,196 I didn't fire her because she's a challenge... 624 00:24:59,264 --> 00:25:00,264 I fired her because 625 00:25:00,331 --> 00:25:01,465 she's an immutable obstacle! 626 00:25:01,533 --> 00:25:02,499 You gonna make me hire her? 627 00:25:02,567 --> 00:25:03,667 How do you think that'll work out? 628 00:25:03,735 --> 00:25:05,002 How do you think that'll work out? 629 00:25:05,069 --> 00:25:06,236 He's right, I'll just... 630 00:25:06,304 --> 00:25:09,673 You will not quit this job. 631 00:25:09,741 --> 00:25:10,908 What is going on? 632 00:25:10,975 --> 00:25:12,776 I want her gone, she wants to be gone. 633 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,778 Why do you care? 634 00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:16,280 You don't actually think 635 00:25:16,347 --> 00:25:18,115 that she's a younger version of you? 636 00:25:18,182 --> 00:25:19,917 Because let me tell you, you're not that smart 637 00:25:19,984 --> 00:25:21,051 or moral. 638 00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:22,586 Socially awkward, maybe. 639 00:25:22,654 --> 00:25:23,754 She's a potential star, 640 00:25:23,821 --> 00:25:24,621 and I want her in my hospital. 641 00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:26,123 No problem. 642 00:25:26,190 --> 00:25:28,492 Just find her a different department. 643 00:25:30,562 --> 00:25:32,930 I think I've figured it out. 644 00:25:32,997 --> 00:25:35,065 Why Taub didn't like masters. 645 00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:37,768 Now you're getting involved in this, too? 646 00:25:37,835 --> 00:25:38,902 My previous source of entertainment just got fired. 647 00:25:38,970 --> 00:25:40,070 Exactly. 648 00:25:40,138 --> 00:25:41,705 She's gone. It's over. 649 00:25:41,773 --> 00:25:43,507 She's totally moral and uptight, 650 00:25:43,575 --> 00:25:46,476 which made Taub feel badly about his cheating. 651 00:25:46,544 --> 00:25:48,679 Can we get a move on? 652 00:25:48,746 --> 00:25:49,913 You didn't like her 653 00:25:49,981 --> 00:25:51,381 even before you knew about her morals. 654 00:25:51,449 --> 00:25:53,517 It's from the minute he saw her. 655 00:25:53,585 --> 00:25:55,285 So... 656 00:25:55,353 --> 00:25:57,087 It's something about how she looked. 657 00:25:57,155 --> 00:25:58,889 All right. 658 00:25:58,957 --> 00:26:00,891 No snails. Let's get out of here. 659 00:26:04,162 --> 00:26:05,629 Hello? 660 00:26:11,569 --> 00:26:12,569 Yeah. It's foreman. 661 00:26:12,637 --> 00:26:13,537 What'd you find? 662 00:26:13,605 --> 00:26:14,938 Nothing helpful, but... 663 00:26:15,006 --> 00:26:16,173 There's gotta be something. 664 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,941 Dugan's going completely downhill. 665 00:26:18,009 --> 00:26:20,644 Now fluid's collecting in his chest. 666 00:26:20,712 --> 00:26:21,578 Where the hell are you guys? 667 00:26:21,646 --> 00:26:24,815 In jail. 668 00:26:24,882 --> 00:26:26,383 You gonna come bail us out? 669 00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:27,618 Uh... 670 00:26:27,685 --> 00:26:29,453 Kinda busy. 671 00:26:34,959 --> 00:26:36,693 Thank you all for coming down here at this late hour. 672 00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:38,762 I assure you I will be brief. 673 00:26:38,830 --> 00:26:40,530 There has been a lot of discussion 674 00:26:40,598 --> 00:26:43,600 about an attack ad that leaked online earlier this week. 675 00:26:43,668 --> 00:26:45,702 As I said many times 676 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:48,705 over the past few days... 677 00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:51,108 There you are. 678 00:26:51,175 --> 00:26:53,543 I was starting to think that my holier-than-thou-dar 679 00:26:53,611 --> 00:26:54,845 was malfunctioning. 680 00:26:54,912 --> 00:26:56,446 Our patient's liver, 681 00:26:56,514 --> 00:26:58,949 kidneys, and lungs are failing. 682 00:26:59,017 --> 00:27:00,951 I need you to help me figure out why. 683 00:27:01,019 --> 00:27:03,420 As I recall, you have three actual doctors 684 00:27:03,488 --> 00:27:04,788 you haven't fired today. 685 00:27:04,856 --> 00:27:06,423 They're in jail. 686 00:27:06,491 --> 00:27:07,624 What? Why? 687 00:27:07,692 --> 00:27:09,359 Prostitution. 688 00:27:09,427 --> 00:27:10,360 So you're rehired. 689 00:27:17,502 --> 00:27:19,736 It all started in the liver, but where in the liver? 690 00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:22,339 If in the ducts, then primary biliary cirrhosis... 691 00:27:22,407 --> 00:27:23,573 Yeah, I don't need to hear your ideas. 692 00:27:23,641 --> 00:27:24,841 Just return the volley. 693 00:27:24,909 --> 00:27:26,877 Primary sclerosing cholangitis. 694 00:27:26,944 --> 00:27:28,478 Nope. 695 00:27:28,546 --> 00:27:30,313 His vitamin a level is normal. 696 00:27:30,381 --> 00:27:33,116 Gall bladder problems can affect the liver. 697 00:27:33,184 --> 00:27:34,084 Cholecystitis? 698 00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:36,153 Shh! 699 00:27:36,220 --> 00:27:37,254 He's talking about our patient. 700 00:27:37,321 --> 00:27:38,622 Did you just shush me? 701 00:27:38,690 --> 00:27:40,257 Shh! 702 00:27:40,324 --> 00:27:42,659 And thought he was a friend. 703 00:27:42,727 --> 00:27:44,594 That is, until... 704 00:27:44,662 --> 00:27:48,098 He leaked this hurtful, hateful ad. 705 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,666 I think he's lying. Dugan said... 706 00:27:49,734 --> 00:27:51,702 The technical term is speaking. 707 00:27:51,769 --> 00:27:54,337 Dugan violated my trust. 708 00:27:54,405 --> 00:27:57,874 And therefore, I have no other recourse 709 00:27:57,942 --> 00:28:00,610 than to fire him from my campaign. 710 00:28:00,678 --> 00:28:03,914 Thank you, and there will be no further questions. 711 00:28:08,352 --> 00:28:09,352 Thanks for your help. 712 00:28:12,724 --> 00:28:13,657 Oh... 713 00:28:13,725 --> 00:28:15,592 And you're fired again. 714 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,634 He screwed you. 715 00:28:22,702 --> 00:28:24,369 That was a hell of a move. 716 00:28:24,437 --> 00:28:26,004 Use the ad to shore up the base, 717 00:28:26,072 --> 00:28:27,873 fire the extremist to hold the center. 718 00:28:27,941 --> 00:28:29,975 No, I mean he actually screwed you. 719 00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:33,779 Taking weekend trips down to Bunbury. 720 00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:35,213 He's got a red blotch on his hand. 721 00:28:35,281 --> 00:28:37,549 That's palmar erythema. 722 00:28:37,617 --> 00:28:38,717 That, and the fact that he's got 723 00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:41,887 a permanent sheen of nixonian flop sweat. 724 00:28:41,955 --> 00:28:43,822 He's got hepatitis c 725 00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:44,790 which explains all your symptoms. 726 00:28:44,857 --> 00:28:46,058 That's great, 727 00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:48,126 but the senator and I have not had sex. 728 00:28:48,194 --> 00:28:50,062 Well, then the two of you shot up together. 729 00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:52,864 How many high-functioning heroin users do you know? 730 00:28:52,932 --> 00:28:55,267 Actually, quite a few. 731 00:28:55,335 --> 00:28:58,837 Look, I know you've got hep c. 732 00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:01,340 So either you shared a bed together, 733 00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:04,409 you shared a needle, 734 00:29:04,477 --> 00:29:07,946 or you shared a straw. 735 00:29:08,014 --> 00:29:10,315 I'm talking about coke, 736 00:29:10,383 --> 00:29:11,917 not coke. 737 00:29:11,985 --> 00:29:13,919 You can get hep c from doing cocaine? 738 00:29:13,987 --> 00:29:15,754 Look, I will deny it. 739 00:29:15,822 --> 00:29:17,155 Don't care. 740 00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:18,624 They tested me for hep c when I came in here. 741 00:29:18,691 --> 00:29:20,859 I don't have it. 742 00:29:20,927 --> 00:29:21,994 Apparently your liver picked up 743 00:29:22,061 --> 00:29:23,629 a few of your campaign tactics. 744 00:29:23,696 --> 00:29:24,730 It's hiding all your secrets 745 00:29:24,797 --> 00:29:26,231 by producing cryoglobulins 746 00:29:26,299 --> 00:29:29,001 so the hep c tests come back negative. 747 00:29:29,068 --> 00:29:30,802 Now, I could look for all the associated toxins, 748 00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:32,871 but the plasmapheresis got rid of those. 749 00:29:32,939 --> 00:29:34,906 So basically, you've got a disease, 750 00:29:34,974 --> 00:29:35,907 but there's no way to prove it. 751 00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:36,975 It's pretty cool, huh? 752 00:29:37,043 --> 00:29:38,944 What is that? 753 00:29:39,012 --> 00:29:42,180 This is interferon. 754 00:29:42,248 --> 00:29:45,017 It delays the onset of rigor mortis. 755 00:29:53,026 --> 00:29:54,893 When did your lawyer say he was coming to get us? 756 00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:55,861 He said, 757 00:29:55,928 --> 00:29:58,263 and I'm quoting here, 758 00:29:58,331 --> 00:29:59,364 "soon." 759 00:29:59,432 --> 00:30:00,766 I know. 760 00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:03,535 The reason you hated masters from the moment you saw her. 761 00:30:03,603 --> 00:30:05,504 Come on. 762 00:30:05,571 --> 00:30:07,139 That was not the first time you saw her. 763 00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:08,507 That is brilliant. 764 00:30:12,845 --> 00:30:14,312 It's really not. 765 00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:17,616 Is that guy seriously using the toilet? 766 00:30:17,684 --> 00:30:19,317 Oh, my God, he's sitting down. 767 00:30:19,385 --> 00:30:20,652 Don't try to change the subject. 768 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:21,720 Did you sleep with her? 769 00:30:21,788 --> 00:30:23,055 No wonder he's in jail. 770 00:30:23,122 --> 00:30:24,856 Anyone who would do that has no shame. 771 00:30:24,924 --> 00:30:26,224 Or maybe he tried to sleep with her, 772 00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:27,359 and she shot him down. 773 00:30:27,427 --> 00:30:29,194 I don't know her. 774 00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:31,630 Is he grunting? 775 00:30:31,698 --> 00:30:33,098 I think I hear grunting. 776 00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:34,733 You realize we're not gonna drop this. 777 00:30:37,737 --> 00:30:38,904 I didn't sleep with her. 778 00:30:38,971 --> 00:30:42,774 I interviewed her for Hopkins med school. 779 00:30:42,842 --> 00:30:44,042 So you're holding a grudge, 780 00:30:44,110 --> 00:30:45,911 because she chose a different school? 781 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:48,413 We talked for an hour. 782 00:30:48,481 --> 00:30:50,849 She didn't remember me. 783 00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:54,486 She remembers the 20th digit of some math constant, 784 00:30:54,554 --> 00:30:55,787 but she doesn't remember 785 00:30:55,855 --> 00:30:58,824 a guy she had a one-on-one meeting with. 786 00:30:58,891 --> 00:31:00,592 Well, I barely remember you. 787 00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:02,060 Mystery solved. 788 00:31:02,128 --> 00:31:07,899 Now we can all go back to our lives. 789 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:18,844 Great news. 790 00:31:18,911 --> 00:31:20,512 I've decided to rehire you. 791 00:31:20,580 --> 00:31:22,180 Find another sounding board. 792 00:31:22,248 --> 00:31:23,215 Dugan's got hep c. 793 00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:24,416 I'm not doing this. 794 00:31:24,484 --> 00:31:26,218 He's not responding to interferon. 795 00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:29,955 You must think I have absolutely no self-esteem. 796 00:31:30,022 --> 00:31:32,257 Ethics and self-esteem? 797 00:31:32,325 --> 00:31:34,760 You really are a pain in the ass. 798 00:31:34,827 --> 00:31:36,862 What treats hep c besides interferon? 799 00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:38,163 Now you want me to talk? 800 00:31:38,231 --> 00:31:39,531 Yeah. 801 00:31:41,033 --> 00:31:44,336 Come on, stop pretending you're not gonna do this. 802 00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:46,872 As much as you hate me, you hate failing more. 803 00:31:46,939 --> 00:31:47,939 I didn't fail. 804 00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:49,808 You fired me. Repeatedly. 805 00:31:49,876 --> 00:31:51,743 But if you walk away now, after I just rehired you, 806 00:31:51,811 --> 00:31:52,644 that's quitting. 807 00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:58,150 A German research study 808 00:31:58,217 --> 00:32:00,485 showed that 15% of patients with hep c 809 00:32:00,553 --> 00:32:02,020 were cured after contracting hep a. 810 00:32:02,088 --> 00:32:03,588 Of course, other studies have shown 811 00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:05,257 that up to 85% of doubly-infected patients 812 00:32:05,324 --> 00:32:06,725 die very quickly. 813 00:32:06,793 --> 00:32:09,928 So, in theory, if we can find something that mimics hep a... 814 00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:11,863 There's one thing that mimics hep a... 815 00:32:11,931 --> 00:32:13,665 Hep a. 816 00:32:13,733 --> 00:32:15,300 Good work. 817 00:32:15,368 --> 00:32:16,301 You're fired. 818 00:32:16,369 --> 00:32:17,369 No! 819 00:32:20,973 --> 00:32:22,541 Hep a could cure him. 820 00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:23,942 Better chance it'll kill him. 821 00:32:24,010 --> 00:32:25,744 Tell the lab to release a hep a culture to me. 822 00:32:25,812 --> 00:32:26,812 We'll see who's right. 823 00:32:26,879 --> 00:32:27,913 It's not an approved treatment 824 00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:29,581 and exposes us to liability. 825 00:32:29,649 --> 00:32:31,416 There's no way I can let you do this. 826 00:32:31,484 --> 00:32:34,653 That's an extremely cowardly position. 827 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,621 Listen to the genius. 828 00:32:36,689 --> 00:32:38,557 You're the one that insisted he run this by me. 829 00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:41,426 It's proper protocol for an unconventional treatment. 830 00:32:41,494 --> 00:32:43,528 But we shouldn't compromise patient care 831 00:32:43,596 --> 00:32:45,197 just to avoid lawsuits. 832 00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:46,431 What about the fact that we don't 833 00:32:46,499 --> 00:32:48,567 have any proof he actually has hep c? 834 00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:50,936 That is a perfectly valid objection. 835 00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:52,037 Don't listen to her. 836 00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:53,471 She doesn't even work for me. 837 00:32:53,539 --> 00:32:55,874 If you really think that this is the only way to cure him, 838 00:32:55,942 --> 00:32:57,309 I will risk the lawsuit. 839 00:32:57,376 --> 00:33:00,679 But I need to know that he actually has the disease. 840 00:33:00,746 --> 00:33:01,847 Get me proof. 841 00:33:01,914 --> 00:33:03,548 I've given you... proof! 842 00:33:03,616 --> 00:33:05,884 Get me proof he has hep c, 843 00:33:05,952 --> 00:33:07,619 and then you can give him hep a. 844 00:33:07,687 --> 00:33:09,154 I can't. 845 00:33:09,222 --> 00:33:10,388 You'll figure something out. 846 00:33:10,456 --> 00:33:13,024 The two of you have combined I.Q. North of 300. 847 00:33:14,927 --> 00:33:17,696 That's also true of five morons. 848 00:33:18,998 --> 00:33:22,067 Go. Work. 849 00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:22,968 So what do we do now? 850 00:33:23,035 --> 00:33:25,270 Well, considering the fact 851 00:33:25,338 --> 00:33:26,838 that I'm about to do something unethical... 852 00:33:26,906 --> 00:33:28,707 Oh, right, yeah... I'm fired. 853 00:33:31,277 --> 00:33:33,645 Missed you. 854 00:33:33,713 --> 00:33:35,714 We need a false positive hep c test. 855 00:33:35,781 --> 00:33:37,082 And why would we want to do that? 856 00:33:37,149 --> 00:33:39,818 The world changes when you're on the inside. 857 00:33:39,886 --> 00:33:41,486 You just gotta roll with it once you get out. 858 00:33:41,554 --> 00:33:42,821 You think he contracted hep c 859 00:33:42,889 --> 00:33:44,322 from the senator, right? 860 00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:45,891 Test Anderson. 861 00:33:45,958 --> 00:33:47,893 If it's positive, that's evidence dugan has it, too. 862 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,761 Evidence, not proof. 863 00:33:49,829 --> 00:33:51,129 Are we presenting this to a jury of our peers? 864 00:33:51,197 --> 00:33:52,397 That should be enough for Cuddy. 865 00:33:52,465 --> 00:33:53,899 Should be, but it won't be. 866 00:33:53,966 --> 00:33:56,501 The test for hep c is 99.9% accurate. 867 00:33:56,569 --> 00:33:58,169 That means one in every thousand tests 868 00:33:58,237 --> 00:33:59,170 is a false positive. 869 00:33:59,238 --> 00:34:01,139 We do enough, 870 00:34:01,207 --> 00:34:02,173 maybe we get lucky. 871 00:34:02,241 --> 00:34:05,010 I smell like jail. 872 00:34:05,077 --> 00:34:07,746 False false positive. 873 00:34:07,813 --> 00:34:08,580 That's the best we can do? 874 00:34:11,183 --> 00:34:12,284 Okay, go do it. 875 00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:44,049 I have a problem. 876 00:34:44,116 --> 00:34:45,417 A medical problem 877 00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:50,288 which could become... 878 00:34:50,356 --> 00:34:52,791 I have lied to Cuddy 10,000 times. 879 00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:56,861 How do you think she'd feel about 10,001? 880 00:34:56,929 --> 00:35:00,231 I think you probably already know the answer. 881 00:35:00,299 --> 00:35:02,467 But it doesn't make any sense. 882 00:35:02,535 --> 00:35:04,736 You don't understand why a woman might be upset 883 00:35:04,804 --> 00:35:05,837 because her boyfriend lied to her? 884 00:35:05,905 --> 00:35:07,639 I wouldn't be lying as her boyfriend. 885 00:35:07,707 --> 00:35:09,140 I'd be lying as her employee. 886 00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:11,576 That's not how relationships work. 887 00:35:11,644 --> 00:35:13,678 My patient is gonna die. 888 00:35:18,017 --> 00:35:19,484 Does the lie guarantee he'll live? 889 00:35:19,552 --> 00:35:21,319 No. 890 00:35:21,387 --> 00:35:22,721 You got two choices: 891 00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:25,256 To be honest and face the medical consequences, 892 00:35:25,324 --> 00:35:27,025 or lie and face the personal consequences. 893 00:36:01,594 --> 00:36:03,695 Now that you're my doctor, you, uh... 894 00:36:03,763 --> 00:36:04,963 You can't tell anybody, right? 895 00:36:05,031 --> 00:36:07,866 Who'd leak a story about a sitting senator 896 00:36:07,933 --> 00:36:09,768 who got hep c from doing cocaine? 897 00:36:15,107 --> 00:36:17,008 You didn't fill out any paperwork. 898 00:36:17,076 --> 00:36:19,944 I'm gonna run this test under an assumed name. 899 00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:23,248 Trust me... 900 00:36:23,315 --> 00:36:24,482 No one will ever know you were here. 901 00:36:33,102 --> 00:36:35,304 Blood test confirming hep c. 902 00:36:35,371 --> 00:36:36,305 He got sicker, 903 00:36:36,372 --> 00:36:37,606 his viral load came up, 904 00:36:37,674 --> 00:36:41,743 finally showed up on the test. 905 00:36:41,811 --> 00:36:44,446 Thank you. 906 00:36:44,514 --> 00:36:45,814 There was a time 907 00:36:45,882 --> 00:36:47,549 when you would have completely ignored my request. 908 00:36:47,617 --> 00:36:49,251 That means a lot 909 00:36:49,319 --> 00:36:50,886 that you respect me enough to do this. 910 00:36:50,954 --> 00:36:53,222 I've come a long way, baby. 911 00:36:53,289 --> 00:36:56,959 Now, if you would only hire a new team member. 912 00:36:57,026 --> 00:37:00,729 I'm on it. 913 00:37:08,137 --> 00:37:10,105 How'd you like to come work for me? 914 00:37:10,173 --> 00:37:12,975 It's like I'm on a mobius strip. 915 00:37:13,042 --> 00:37:14,142 We've had this conversation. 916 00:37:14,210 --> 00:37:15,544 You want this job. 917 00:37:18,114 --> 00:37:19,314 Prove yourself to me, 918 00:37:19,382 --> 00:37:20,782 no more games. 919 00:37:20,850 --> 00:37:22,651 At least, the current game ends. 920 00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:23,719 Others may start. 921 00:37:23,786 --> 00:37:28,123 You have my deeply-flawed word. 922 00:37:28,191 --> 00:37:30,425 What do I have to do? 923 00:37:30,493 --> 00:37:33,629 Get dugan to let us give him hep a. 924 00:37:33,696 --> 00:37:36,131 And while you're figuring out the best way 925 00:37:36,199 --> 00:37:37,332 to coax a patient into a treatment 926 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,401 that has an 85% mortality rate, 927 00:37:39,469 --> 00:37:41,303 here's some advice: Don't. 928 00:37:41,371 --> 00:37:43,005 I'm not gonna lie to him. 929 00:37:43,072 --> 00:37:44,840 You have a math degree. 930 00:37:44,908 --> 00:37:46,341 So let's see if you can follow along here. 931 00:37:46,409 --> 00:37:49,111 You lie to him, he definitely consents, 932 00:37:49,178 --> 00:37:50,312 he might live. 933 00:37:50,380 --> 00:37:52,180 You tell him the truth like last time, 934 00:37:52,248 --> 00:37:53,215 he might not consent, 935 00:37:53,283 --> 00:37:57,452 he definitely dies. 936 00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,154 Remind me what's so wrong about lying? 937 00:38:01,858 --> 00:38:07,529 We're going to inject you with hepatitis a. 938 00:38:07,597 --> 00:38:09,765 That doesn't sound like medicine. 939 00:38:09,832 --> 00:38:11,433 I know it seems counter-intuitive, 940 00:38:11,501 --> 00:38:12,834 but in some people, 941 00:38:12,902 --> 00:38:14,870 the virus can enhance immune function 942 00:38:14,938 --> 00:38:16,605 and clear out the hepatitis c. 943 00:38:16,673 --> 00:38:18,106 Some. 944 00:38:18,174 --> 00:38:19,508 How many we talking about? 945 00:38:24,547 --> 00:38:25,847 A fair amount. 946 00:38:25,915 --> 00:38:27,416 Give me a percentage. 947 00:38:27,483 --> 00:38:29,084 What are the odds of this thing working? 948 00:38:32,055 --> 00:38:34,623 There is an 85% chance that this will kill you. 949 00:38:38,895 --> 00:38:39,928 So, you wanna 950 00:38:39,996 --> 00:38:42,397 give me something that works 951 00:38:42,465 --> 00:38:44,499 15% better than arsenic? 952 00:38:44,567 --> 00:38:46,435 Well, technically, it works infinitely better 953 00:38:46,502 --> 00:38:47,602 because arsenic has 954 00:38:47,670 --> 00:38:50,339 a 0% ch... chance. 955 00:38:53,810 --> 00:38:55,377 This is your only shot. 956 00:38:55,445 --> 00:38:57,679 Both Dr. House and I believe that. 957 00:38:57,747 --> 00:38:59,982 He faked a blood test in order to get you approved 958 00:39:00,049 --> 00:39:01,817 for this treatment. 959 00:39:01,884 --> 00:39:02,851 And then he tried to bribe me 960 00:39:02,919 --> 00:39:04,286 into lying to you about the risks. 961 00:39:04,354 --> 00:39:06,455 If either of those incidents came to light, 962 00:39:06,522 --> 00:39:07,856 he would be suspended 963 00:39:07,924 --> 00:39:09,591 and probably lose his license. 964 00:39:09,659 --> 00:39:11,326 Oh, I'm sure some other people would suffer. 965 00:39:13,696 --> 00:39:16,531 He's risking his career to give you this chance. 966 00:39:16,599 --> 00:39:21,136 He wouldn't do that if there was any other choice. 967 00:39:26,843 --> 00:39:28,410 I did it. And I didn't have to lie. 968 00:39:28,478 --> 00:39:30,245 And you feel good about that? 969 00:39:30,313 --> 00:39:31,446 Yes. 970 00:39:31,514 --> 00:39:32,681 So I'm hiring an idiot. 971 00:39:32,749 --> 00:39:34,082 You can pretend you wanted me to lie, 972 00:39:34,150 --> 00:39:35,450 but you didn't. 973 00:39:35,518 --> 00:39:36,985 You want the people on your team to challenge you 974 00:39:37,053 --> 00:39:37,953 otherwise you'd just be a bully 975 00:39:38,021 --> 00:39:39,454 instead of a great doctor. 976 00:39:39,522 --> 00:39:42,424 You hired me because I don't compromise my principals. 977 00:39:42,492 --> 00:39:45,060 Or I want a front row seat when you wake up 978 00:39:45,128 --> 00:39:47,696 and realize how useless your principals are. 979 00:39:47,764 --> 00:39:49,564 I don't want you to just lie to a patient. 980 00:39:49,632 --> 00:39:51,199 I want you to want to lie to a patient. 981 00:39:51,267 --> 00:39:53,535 It's not gonna happen. 982 00:39:55,204 --> 00:39:56,705 See you tomorrow. 983 00:40:22,331 --> 00:40:24,433 I heard dugan is already responding to treatment. 984 00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:27,769 Yeah, his alt level is already beginning to normalize. 985 00:40:27,837 --> 00:40:30,705 I wanted to apologize for the way... 986 00:40:30,773 --> 00:40:31,706 Uh, wait... 987 00:40:31,774 --> 00:40:34,142 You interviewed me, right? 988 00:40:35,945 --> 00:40:36,978 For Hopkins? 989 00:40:37,046 --> 00:40:40,715 Oh, my God, you're right. 990 00:40:42,752 --> 00:40:44,920 Wow, that memory of yours. 991 00:40:44,987 --> 00:40:47,355 I wanted to say something the first day. 992 00:40:47,423 --> 00:40:49,958 I felt really awkward about the whole thing. 993 00:40:50,026 --> 00:40:52,394 Don't worry about it. 994 00:40:52,462 --> 00:40:54,863 Is this grandma's tea cozy? 995 00:40:54,931 --> 00:40:58,467 What? 996 00:40:58,534 --> 00:40:59,668 Nothing. 997 00:40:59,735 --> 00:41:00,469 I'll see you upstairs. 998 00:41:04,974 --> 00:41:06,475 If I knew hiring her 999 00:41:06,542 --> 00:41:08,110 meant dealing with medical school paperwork, 1000 00:41:08,177 --> 00:41:10,412 I might've reconsidered. 1001 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:11,780 You really got nothing better to do 1002 00:41:11,848 --> 00:41:12,948 than watch me sign this? 1003 00:41:13,015 --> 00:41:14,449 And miss the ultimate admission 1004 00:41:14,517 --> 00:41:16,318 that I was right about masters all along? 1005 00:41:16,385 --> 00:41:18,553 She had me when she called you a coward. 1006 00:41:18,621 --> 00:41:20,422 You heading out? 1007 00:41:20,490 --> 00:41:21,957 I have to work late. 1008 00:41:22,024 --> 00:41:26,294 Gloating requires a lot of paperwork. 1009 00:41:34,837 --> 00:41:36,538 Thank you, New Jersey 1010 00:41:36,606 --> 00:41:40,308 for reelecting me to the United States senate. 1011 00:41:42,311 --> 00:41:44,146 We ran a positive campaign, 1012 00:41:44,213 --> 00:41:48,116 a campaign about the dire issues facing this great nation. 1013 00:41:50,620 --> 00:41:52,754 There are many people who gave their all 1014 00:41:52,822 --> 00:41:53,722 for this campaign. 1015 00:41:53,789 --> 00:41:55,557 But there is one person 1016 00:41:55,625 --> 00:41:59,694 that stands out among them. 1017 00:41:59,762 --> 00:42:01,396 My beautiful wife, Loretta. 1018 00:42:01,464 --> 00:42:02,397 Loretta. 1019 00:42:05,501 --> 00:42:07,335 Thank you. 1020 00:42:11,874 --> 00:42:13,575 Do you know where the senator's records are? 1021 00:42:13,643 --> 00:42:16,178 House was treating Anderson's campaign manager, 1022 00:42:16,245 --> 00:42:17,612 not the senator himself. 1023 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:18,980 Oh. 1024 00:42:19,048 --> 00:42:20,182 Why did you think he was the patient? 1025 00:42:20,249 --> 00:42:21,583 House saw him in the clinic. 1026 00:42:21,651 --> 00:42:22,717 I guess it wasn't medical. 1027 00:42:22,785 --> 00:42:24,886 When? 1028 00:42:24,954 --> 00:42:26,588 Friday. Around 3. 1029 00:42:28,591 --> 00:42:31,193 House's team ran a hep c test on Joe dugan on Friday. 1030 00:42:31,260 --> 00:42:32,093 Can you look up the time? 1031 00:42:35,231 --> 00:42:38,600 Chase, Taub, and foreman were running tests all night. 1032 00:42:38,668 --> 00:42:40,569 All negative. 1033 00:42:42,205 --> 00:42:44,005 Positive test at... 1034 00:42:44,073 --> 00:42:46,141 3:17 P.M. 1035 00:42:46,209 --> 00:42:47,542 House ran it himself. 1036 00:42:49,612 --> 00:42:50,712 Is everything okay? 1037 00:42:50,780 --> 00:42:53,114 I don't think so. 1038 00:43:05,228 --> 00:43:09,170 Sync for www.addic7ed.com