1 00:00:05,908 --> 00:00:06,975 What's the difference 2 00:00:07,002 --> 00:00:09,320 between a sea lion and a seal? 3 00:00:09,402 --> 00:00:09,984 What's that, baby? 4 00:00:10,152 --> 00:00:13,233 What's the difference between a sea lion and a seal? 5 00:00:13,637 --> 00:00:17,106 Um, seals tell the truth, but a sea lion's always lyin'? 6 00:00:17,174 --> 00:00:19,809 A sea lion has ears. 7 00:00:19,876 --> 00:00:20,689 Yeah, that's right. 8 00:00:20,744 --> 00:00:21,512 I forgot. 9 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:24,068 I'll show you when we get to the zoo. 10 00:00:26,238 --> 00:00:27,505 Can we have pizza tonight? 11 00:00:27,573 --> 00:00:29,707 I'm not gonna be here, Daisy. I'm— 12 00:00:29,775 --> 00:00:32,010 I'm going back on the road, remember? 13 00:00:32,077 --> 00:00:33,978 You've only been here for two days. 14 00:00:34,046 --> 00:00:36,781 I'll be back in three weeks this time. 15 00:00:36,849 --> 00:00:38,633 Somebody help her! 16 00:00:39,852 --> 00:00:41,052 She's having a seizure! 17 00:00:44,690 --> 00:00:46,291 On the track? 18 00:00:46,358 --> 00:00:49,060 Yeah, there's a lady down there. 19 00:00:49,128 --> 00:00:51,596 Daddy, come back! 20 00:00:51,664 --> 00:00:52,864 Daddy! 21 00:00:56,969 --> 00:00:59,988 Hey. Lady, are you okay? 22 00:01:00,072 --> 00:01:01,205 Come on, come on, hey, wake up! 23 00:01:01,273 --> 00:01:02,640 Come on! Get up! Hey! 24 00:01:06,345 --> 00:01:08,413 Come on. 25 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:09,998 Help me! 26 00:01:11,584 --> 00:01:13,117 Somebody help me! 27 00:01:13,185 --> 00:01:14,152 Come on! Hurry up! 28 00:01:14,219 --> 00:01:15,219 Hurry up! 29 00:01:17,423 --> 00:01:18,656 Aah! 30 00:01:34,349 --> 00:01:35,783 Daddy! 31 00:01:38,353 --> 00:01:39,804 Move the train! Move the train! 32 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:05,746 Hey, man, are you okay? 33 00:02:05,814 --> 00:02:08,482 Yeah, I think so. 34 00:02:14,056 --> 00:02:15,423 She's epileptic. 35 00:02:15,490 --> 00:02:17,208 Come on, let's get you up. 36 00:02:18,510 --> 00:02:19,994 You got her? 37 00:02:20,062 --> 00:02:22,229 Yeah, we got her. 38 00:02:22,297 --> 00:02:24,598 Hey, sweetie, I'm okay. 39 00:02:24,666 --> 00:02:25,766 Daddy? 40 00:02:35,376 --> 00:02:39,442 == Sync, corrected by elderman == == for www.addic7ed.com == 41 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:49,500 ♪ ♪ 42 00:03:02,204 --> 00:03:06,340 I found this case, uh, in the E.R.-- 43 00:03:06,408 --> 00:03:08,109 white male, mid 30s, 44 00:03:08,176 --> 00:03:09,577 loss of consciousness, 45 00:03:09,644 --> 00:03:12,113 abnormal EKG. 46 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:15,616 And he's the subway hero. 47 00:03:17,686 --> 00:03:19,854 Your enthusiasm is impressive. 48 00:03:19,921 --> 00:03:20,988 Wish I could say the same 49 00:03:21,056 --> 00:03:22,440 about your presentation. 50 00:03:22,524 --> 00:03:23,624 Everybody knows you lead 51 00:03:23,692 --> 00:03:25,192 with your most interesting symptom. 52 00:03:25,260 --> 00:03:26,394 You're right. 53 00:03:26,461 --> 00:03:28,963 EKG is more interesting 54 00:03:29,031 --> 00:03:30,531 than loss of consciousness, so— 55 00:03:30,599 --> 00:03:32,767 God, she's still talking. Make it stop. 56 00:03:32,834 --> 00:03:34,502 House's worldview 57 00:03:34,569 --> 00:03:36,470 doesn't include random acts of self-sacrifice. 58 00:03:36,538 --> 00:03:38,639 He's gonna count heroism as a symptom 59 00:03:38,707 --> 00:03:40,474 until proven otherwise. 60 00:03:40,542 --> 00:03:41,776 The guy did a wonderful thing. 61 00:03:41,843 --> 00:03:43,277 Can't we just take that at face value? 62 00:03:43,345 --> 00:03:45,246 You are adorable. 63 00:03:45,313 --> 00:03:48,049 Heroism does exist. 64 00:03:48,116 --> 00:03:49,216 What about the guy 65 00:03:49,284 --> 00:03:50,885 who landed the plane in the Hudson? 66 00:03:50,952 --> 00:03:52,420 News flash—that guy was already on the plane. 67 00:03:52,487 --> 00:03:54,455 For all we know, he would have killed everyone else on board 68 00:03:54,523 --> 00:03:55,956 if it increased his chances. 69 00:03:56,024 --> 00:03:58,092 Faced with almost certain death, 70 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,693 a normal person rides the pine. 71 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:00,828 What about firefighters? 72 00:04:00,896 --> 00:04:02,396 The guys who undergo months of training 73 00:04:02,464 --> 00:04:04,965 to deny their own instincts for self-preservation? 74 00:04:05,033 --> 00:04:06,300 And the patient isn't a firefighter. 75 00:04:06,368 --> 00:04:08,235 He plays a bass in a band. 76 00:04:08,303 --> 00:04:11,338 So humanity is apathetic 77 00:04:11,406 --> 00:04:12,440 and self-serving? 78 00:04:12,507 --> 00:04:13,641 Yeah. 79 00:04:13,708 --> 00:04:14,975 I was mugged once. 80 00:04:15,043 --> 00:04:16,977 When I saw the gun, my legs went out. 81 00:04:17,045 --> 00:04:18,579 I always thought it was fight or flight. 82 00:04:18,647 --> 00:04:20,481 Didn't know it was fight or flight or faint. 83 00:04:20,549 --> 00:04:21,916 Laugh all you want. 84 00:04:21,983 --> 00:04:23,784 The other hundred people stayed on that platform. 85 00:04:23,852 --> 00:04:25,386 That's a normal response to danger. 86 00:04:25,454 --> 00:04:27,054 The coward has spoken. 87 00:04:27,122 --> 00:04:29,523 Our patient's problem is neurological. 88 00:04:29,591 --> 00:04:31,325 Sympathetic stimulation— stress to the brain 89 00:04:31,393 --> 00:04:32,660 triggers a response in the heart. 90 00:04:32,727 --> 00:04:34,528 Go forth and look for masses 91 00:04:34,596 --> 00:04:36,497 in Clark Kent's limbic system. 92 00:04:41,103 --> 00:04:42,870 Seems like you're getting a bit of attention. 93 00:04:42,938 --> 00:04:45,139 Everyone keeps going out of their way 94 00:04:45,207 --> 00:04:46,874 asking me if I need anything. 95 00:04:46,942 --> 00:04:48,075 It's kind of nice. 96 00:04:48,143 --> 00:04:50,778 So what happened out there? 97 00:04:50,846 --> 00:04:53,013 I don't really remember. 98 00:04:53,081 --> 00:04:54,849 It's just images, like flashes. 99 00:04:54,916 --> 00:04:56,350 I kind of went on autopilot. 100 00:04:56,418 --> 00:04:58,018 My memory doesn't go back into real time 101 00:04:58,086 --> 00:05:00,621 until I was in the ambulance. 102 00:05:00,689 --> 00:05:01,922 I read that's pretty common 103 00:05:01,990 --> 00:05:03,557 for people in life-or-death situations. 104 00:05:03,625 --> 00:05:04,859 Jack. 105 00:05:04,926 --> 00:05:06,527 Honey. Uh, this is my wife, Eva. 106 00:05:06,595 --> 00:05:08,129 Are you okay? 107 00:05:08,196 --> 00:05:09,263 Yeah, I'm fine. 108 00:05:09,331 --> 00:05:11,432 They're just doing some tests. 109 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:13,267 How's Daisy? 110 00:05:13,335 --> 00:05:16,637 She's not so good, actually. 111 00:05:16,705 --> 00:05:19,173 She watched her father jump in front of a train. 112 00:05:19,241 --> 00:05:20,674 Ugh. 113 00:05:20,742 --> 00:05:22,610 She's still shaking. She can't stop crying. 114 00:05:22,677 --> 00:05:24,178 Why would you do that to her? 115 00:05:24,246 --> 00:05:25,412 He saved a woman's life. 116 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,414 He could have died. 117 00:05:27,482 --> 00:05:31,218 Did you even think about your family? 118 00:05:31,286 --> 00:05:32,620 I need your advice. 119 00:05:34,456 --> 00:05:38,292 Dinner with your mom on Thursday. 120 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:40,561 It's my birthday. 121 00:05:40,629 --> 00:05:41,962 I know. 122 00:05:42,030 --> 00:05:43,764 I'm definitely coming, 123 00:05:43,832 --> 00:05:47,034 but Wilson's got tickets to the Hong Kong film festival. 124 00:05:47,102 --> 00:05:49,136 Ever since his breakup, he's been a mess. 125 00:05:49,204 --> 00:05:51,038 I haven't been able to tell him that I'm not going, 126 00:05:51,106 --> 00:05:52,806 so maybe if you happen to see him, 127 00:05:52,874 --> 00:05:56,143 you could mention how important this is. 128 00:05:59,481 --> 00:06:00,881 You should go. 129 00:06:00,949 --> 00:06:02,783 What? I can't. 130 00:06:02,851 --> 00:06:03,951 It's your birthday. 131 00:06:04,019 --> 00:06:06,954 Oh, it's—it's— it's fine. 132 00:06:07,022 --> 00:06:08,956 It's sweet that you care about your friend, 133 00:06:09,024 --> 00:06:11,892 and, frankly, as you will find out sooner or later, 134 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:13,727 my mother is a handful. 135 00:06:16,431 --> 00:06:18,866 Go. 136 00:06:18,934 --> 00:06:20,968 I need your advice. 137 00:06:21,036 --> 00:06:22,736 This film festival. 138 00:06:22,804 --> 00:06:25,472 I have had these tickets for two months. 139 00:06:25,540 --> 00:06:27,741 Yeah, I know. 140 00:06:27,809 --> 00:06:29,109 I'm definitely coming. 141 00:06:29,177 --> 00:06:30,444 Okay. 142 00:06:30,512 --> 00:06:33,013 But Thursday is Cuddy's birthday, 143 00:06:33,081 --> 00:06:34,949 and her mom's coming down— it's a whole dinner thing. 144 00:06:35,016 --> 00:06:38,419 And I thought, maybe if you see her, 145 00:06:38,486 --> 00:06:41,021 you could mention how upset you've been. 146 00:06:41,089 --> 00:06:43,157 You have to go. 147 00:06:43,225 --> 00:06:45,392 Your girlfriend's birthday? 148 00:06:45,460 --> 00:06:47,661 It's not even a question. She has one every year. 149 00:06:47,729 --> 00:06:50,364 How often do you break up with the love of your life? 150 00:06:50,432 --> 00:06:52,533 Okay, for you, it's more often than most, but still... 151 00:06:52,601 --> 00:06:55,269 I'm a big boy. I think I'll survive. 152 00:07:00,342 --> 00:07:03,310 I will definitely make this up to you. 153 00:07:27,302 --> 00:07:29,069 Hey. 154 00:07:29,137 --> 00:07:30,638 Am I imagining things, 155 00:07:30,705 --> 00:07:32,373 or did I see a billboard with your face on it 156 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:33,941 on my way home tonight? 157 00:07:34,009 --> 00:07:36,577 Oh, was my whole face there? 'Cause I just saw the nose. 158 00:07:36,645 --> 00:07:38,445 I thought you said they were taking a picture 159 00:07:38,513 --> 00:07:39,747 of a bunch of doctors together. 160 00:07:39,814 --> 00:07:40,831 They did. 161 00:07:40,915 --> 00:07:43,183 I have no idea how it ended up just me. 162 00:07:43,251 --> 00:07:46,353 Well, you are pretty cute. 163 00:07:48,089 --> 00:07:50,190 You're flirting with me? 164 00:07:53,428 --> 00:07:56,030 I don't see anyone else in the room. 165 00:07:59,301 --> 00:08:00,834 What? 166 00:08:00,902 --> 00:08:02,036 I don't know. 167 00:08:02,103 --> 00:08:05,172 Things have been a little tense around here 168 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:08,876 since that whole online-boyfriend thing. 169 00:08:08,943 --> 00:08:10,911 Phil's not my boyfriend. 170 00:08:10,979 --> 00:08:12,279 I'm not the one with the problem. 171 00:08:12,347 --> 00:08:14,581 No, you're the one with feelings for someone else. 172 00:08:16,518 --> 00:08:19,320 You're still my husband. 173 00:08:21,323 --> 00:08:23,557 I still love you. 174 00:08:26,094 --> 00:08:28,996 And I want things to be okay between us. 175 00:08:31,533 --> 00:08:33,434 Also, you're a famous model now. 176 00:08:33,501 --> 00:08:35,002 That's pretty cool... 177 00:08:35,070 --> 00:08:36,303 Sexy, even. 178 00:08:48,149 --> 00:08:50,884 So I advance through the carotid bifurcation... 179 00:08:50,952 --> 00:08:51,819 Are you asking? 180 00:08:51,886 --> 00:08:54,121 Yes, I'm asking. 181 00:08:54,189 --> 00:08:55,823 I've only read how to do it. 182 00:08:55,890 --> 00:08:58,225 Practice is different than theory. 183 00:08:58,293 --> 00:09:00,394 Just tell me how to do it. You're going to inject dye 184 00:09:00,462 --> 00:09:03,263 just past the takeoff for the optic artery. 185 00:09:03,331 --> 00:09:04,898 Right. Now? 186 00:09:06,668 --> 00:09:07,801 His B.P.'s going up. 187 00:09:07,869 --> 00:09:09,937 The procedure's stressing his body. 188 00:09:10,004 --> 00:09:11,605 Well, what do I do? 189 00:09:11,673 --> 00:09:13,707 Hold on a minute. Just give him a chance 190 00:09:13,758 --> 00:09:15,342 to regain equilibrium. 191 00:09:15,410 --> 00:09:17,544 B.P.'s up, heart rate's 180. 192 00:09:17,612 --> 00:09:18,812 W-what should I do? 193 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:21,248 Give me the catheter. Get a crash cart. 194 00:09:22,817 --> 00:09:24,118 He's in cardiac arrest. 195 00:09:25,587 --> 00:09:28,322 Maybe your second time will go better. 196 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:33,671 So we finally know what Taub would look like 197 00:09:33,725 --> 00:09:35,826 if he were life-size. 198 00:09:35,894 --> 00:09:37,544 Can we go back to the office now? 199 00:09:37,629 --> 00:09:38,662 You kidding? 200 00:09:38,730 --> 00:09:40,430 We got a differential to run. 201 00:09:40,498 --> 00:09:42,399 Cardiac arrhythmia. 202 00:09:42,467 --> 00:09:44,334 That poster got me laid when I got home last night, 203 00:09:44,402 --> 00:09:46,203 so do your worst. 204 00:09:46,271 --> 00:09:48,038 Arrhythmia proves I was right. 205 00:09:48,106 --> 00:09:50,974 Jack's problem is his heart, not his brain. 206 00:09:51,042 --> 00:09:52,242 So when you're not on a billboard, 207 00:09:52,310 --> 00:09:53,560 you sleep with nurses. 208 00:09:53,645 --> 00:09:55,245 But when you are, you sleep with your wife. 209 00:09:55,313 --> 00:09:56,647 I think you got that backwards. 210 00:09:56,714 --> 00:09:58,415 That's my elbow in the corner. 211 00:09:58,483 --> 00:09:59,683 What's your wife doing later? 212 00:09:59,734 --> 00:10:02,486 Huh. They chose you and cut out Chase? 213 00:10:02,553 --> 00:10:04,254 Apparently, marketing thinks my face 214 00:10:04,322 --> 00:10:05,956 is the most trustworthy. 215 00:10:06,024 --> 00:10:08,058 For real? 216 00:10:08,126 --> 00:10:09,660 Both of our patients' cardiac incidents 217 00:10:09,727 --> 00:10:10,861 happened after physical stress. 218 00:10:10,929 --> 00:10:13,430 I'm guessing vasovagal syncope? 219 00:10:13,498 --> 00:10:15,332 Buzzkill. 220 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,251 Vasovagal syncope would manifest at a much younger age. 221 00:10:17,335 --> 00:10:19,336 Could be drugs. Tox screen was clean. 222 00:10:19,404 --> 00:10:21,905 What about autonomic nervous system dysfunction? 223 00:10:21,973 --> 00:10:23,674 It could cause arrhythmia and fainting. 224 00:10:29,314 --> 00:10:31,281 Inappropriate? 225 00:10:31,349 --> 00:10:34,851 I mean, 'cause of the Jew thing? 226 00:10:34,919 --> 00:10:37,020 Autonomic nervous system dysfunction— 227 00:10:37,088 --> 00:10:38,255 I like it. 228 00:10:38,323 --> 00:10:40,023 Let's biopsy his pituitary gland. 229 00:10:40,091 --> 00:10:42,125 Adrenal venous sampling makes more sense 230 00:10:42,193 --> 00:10:44,161 and is a less invasive procedure... 231 00:10:44,228 --> 00:10:45,862 Which you don't care about, 232 00:10:45,930 --> 00:10:47,698 because you just want to check the pituitary, 233 00:10:47,765 --> 00:10:49,199 because you still think 234 00:10:49,266 --> 00:10:51,134 there's something wrong with the guy's brain? 235 00:10:51,202 --> 00:10:52,903 Can't fool you. 236 00:10:52,971 --> 00:10:54,988 He has no other symptoms for pituitary disease. 237 00:10:55,073 --> 00:10:56,640 We can't stick a needle in his brain 238 00:10:56,708 --> 00:10:58,141 because you don't believe in heroism. 239 00:10:58,209 --> 00:10:59,343 Fine, do it your way. 240 00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:00,644 You'll waste half a day, 241 00:11:00,712 --> 00:11:04,247 but I'm sure he's in no hurry to get better. 242 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:05,649 The autonomic nervous system 243 00:11:05,717 --> 00:11:08,185 controls involuntary actions, like your heartbeat. 244 00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:09,953 If we're right, it's manageable, 245 00:11:10,021 --> 00:11:11,188 but will progress. 246 00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:13,790 Do you think we can consult with him? 247 00:11:17,628 --> 00:11:19,796 I didn't know you knew Dr. Taub. 248 00:11:19,864 --> 00:11:21,031 I don't. 249 00:11:22,633 --> 00:11:24,101 You saw the ads. 250 00:11:24,168 --> 00:11:25,969 Look, no offense, but you were wrong yesterday. 251 00:11:26,037 --> 00:11:27,671 And they wouldn't have made him the face of the hospital 252 00:11:27,739 --> 00:11:29,039 if he weren't really good, right? 253 00:11:38,649 --> 00:11:41,184 Dr. Taub... 254 00:11:41,252 --> 00:11:43,503 The patient would like to see you. 255 00:11:50,061 --> 00:11:52,329 How can I help? 256 00:12:15,987 --> 00:12:18,288 I forgot. You guys talk. 257 00:12:18,356 --> 00:12:20,991 Look, no offense to either of you, 258 00:12:21,059 --> 00:12:22,926 but dinner with your mom? 259 00:12:22,994 --> 00:12:25,929 Come on, I-I'd have to act like a decent human being, 260 00:12:25,997 --> 00:12:27,798 and you know what a strain that puts on me. 261 00:12:27,865 --> 00:12:30,567 And, you, ever since you broke up with Sam, 262 00:12:30,635 --> 00:12:32,202 you've done nothing but mope and whine. 263 00:12:32,270 --> 00:12:34,271 It's an unbelievable bummer. 264 00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:36,173 And just what is so exciting 265 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:39,309 you have to blow off both of us to do it? 266 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,880 I just want to sit on my couch in my underwear, 267 00:12:43,948 --> 00:12:45,348 drink scotch, 268 00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:47,250 and watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey... 269 00:12:47,318 --> 00:12:48,485 By myself. 270 00:12:48,553 --> 00:12:50,420 I just want one night off. 271 00:12:50,488 --> 00:12:52,055 Is that so much to ask? 272 00:12:52,123 --> 00:12:54,491 Yes. Yes. 273 00:12:54,559 --> 00:12:56,093 You have to choose one of us. 274 00:12:57,829 --> 00:12:59,496 I choose Wilson. 275 00:12:59,564 --> 00:13:01,665 Good... 276 00:13:01,732 --> 00:13:04,734 Because he's coming to my birthday dinner. 277 00:13:08,339 --> 00:13:10,740 I do not whine. 278 00:13:16,781 --> 00:13:20,684 Jack's not exactly the hero type. 279 00:13:20,751 --> 00:13:23,320 He started this band in college. 280 00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:24,754 They gig around the country, 281 00:13:24,822 --> 00:13:26,456 looking for their big break. 282 00:13:26,524 --> 00:13:28,658 It's been 16 years. 283 00:13:28,726 --> 00:13:30,360 That must be hard on you and Daisy. 284 00:13:30,428 --> 00:13:33,130 It's like I'm a single parent. 285 00:13:37,668 --> 00:13:40,470 I love him so much. 286 00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:44,908 But I'm at the end of my rope. 287 00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:50,147 What Jack did yesterday was so incredible, 288 00:13:50,214 --> 00:13:52,115 our boss assumed his illness 289 00:13:52,183 --> 00:13:54,651 had something to do with his behavior. 290 00:13:54,719 --> 00:13:57,487 But if that's not the case, 291 00:13:57,555 --> 00:14:01,024 there's more to him than you think. 292 00:14:06,063 --> 00:14:08,165 You think Taub really comes across 293 00:14:08,232 --> 00:14:09,966 as the most trustworthy doctor here? 294 00:14:10,034 --> 00:14:13,503 I knew it was bugging you. 295 00:14:13,571 --> 00:14:16,606 They cut me out. You're a pretty boy. 296 00:14:16,674 --> 00:14:19,409 Works well with the ladies, not so much with the patients. 297 00:14:19,477 --> 00:14:21,778 No one wants an underwear model performing their splenectomy. 298 00:14:21,846 --> 00:14:23,747 Well, I notice they weren't exactly knocking down your door 299 00:14:23,814 --> 00:14:25,215 looking for Dr. Trustworthy. 300 00:14:25,283 --> 00:14:27,617 That's 'cause I'm black. 301 00:14:27,685 --> 00:14:30,453 Cortisol levels look normal. We were wrong. 302 00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,189 Which House will interpret as him being right. 303 00:14:32,256 --> 00:14:35,525 He's gonna make us biopsy the pituitary gland. 304 00:14:39,697 --> 00:14:41,531 You seem pretty calm for a guy 305 00:14:41,599 --> 00:14:43,517 who's surrounded by racists. 306 00:14:43,601 --> 00:14:46,369 80% of the Princeton population is white. 307 00:14:46,437 --> 00:14:47,938 Some are racist. Some aren't. 308 00:14:48,005 --> 00:14:49,339 White works with both demographics. 309 00:14:49,407 --> 00:14:51,474 So race is your excuse, 310 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:52,776 not the fact that you usually look 311 00:14:52,843 --> 00:14:55,312 like you're about to punch someone in the face? 312 00:14:57,215 --> 00:14:58,381 We're good. 313 00:14:58,449 --> 00:15:00,617 O2 sats are dropping. 314 00:15:00,685 --> 00:15:03,486 He's not breathing. Suction. 315 00:15:10,528 --> 00:15:12,696 Sats are coming back. 316 00:15:12,763 --> 00:15:14,231 Mucus plug. 317 00:15:14,298 --> 00:15:15,632 That's weird. 318 00:15:19,804 --> 00:15:21,037 Fluid in the lungs. 319 00:15:21,105 --> 00:15:22,772 Pneumonitis? 320 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,441 That doesn't fit with anyone's theory. 321 00:15:28,452 --> 00:15:30,654 Our tests finally rule out the brain. 322 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,089 That leaves the heart and the lungs. 323 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:34,824 Pneumonitis can be caused by bacteria, 324 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,127 parasite, some kind of an obstruction. 325 00:15:37,194 --> 00:15:38,795 Who was the girl on the tracks? 326 00:15:38,863 --> 00:15:41,598 News story said her name was Chloe Jeffries. 327 00:15:41,666 --> 00:15:43,133 Why does that matter? 328 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,668 'Cause there's another reason besides being sick 329 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,469 that he'd risk his life for a stranger. 330 00:15:46,537 --> 00:15:49,572 She's not a stranger. 331 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,775 The damsel in distress is an epileptic. 332 00:15:51,842 --> 00:15:53,510 So we assumed she was having an epileptic seizure, 333 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:55,245 but what if she wasn't? 334 00:15:55,313 --> 00:15:57,480 What if she's sick too? Jack is away a lot 335 00:15:57,548 --> 00:15:59,082 on tour. 336 00:15:59,150 --> 00:16:00,717 What happens on the road stays on the road. 337 00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,419 The most likely cause of pneumonitis is infection. 338 00:16:02,486 --> 00:16:04,487 Shouldn't we be getting a sputum culture? 339 00:16:04,555 --> 00:16:05,922 There's no significant elevation 340 00:16:05,990 --> 00:16:07,057 of white blood cell count. 341 00:16:07,124 --> 00:16:08,425 This is more like toxic exposure. 342 00:16:08,492 --> 00:16:09,693 He's got a point. 343 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,661 Why is your assumption of his guilt more valid 344 00:16:11,729 --> 00:16:14,564 than my assumption of his selflessness? 345 00:16:14,632 --> 00:16:15,982 Because my assumption is backed up 346 00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:18,601 by millions of men, and Taub, 347 00:16:18,669 --> 00:16:21,237 who've cheated on their wives. 348 00:16:21,305 --> 00:16:23,873 Find the girl and the love nest. 349 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,309 Every hero has his Kryptonite. 350 00:16:28,546 --> 00:16:30,013 Hello? 351 00:16:30,081 --> 00:16:31,514 So we're breaking into this girl's apartment 352 00:16:31,582 --> 00:16:33,016 because House thinks that two people, 353 00:16:33,084 --> 00:16:35,018 standing 30 feet apart on a subway platform 354 00:16:35,086 --> 00:16:36,386 have to be lovers. 355 00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,355 God, you're a drag today. 356 00:16:38,422 --> 00:16:40,824 Let me guess. Back to fighting with the wife? 357 00:16:40,891 --> 00:16:43,193 No. We had sex again last night... 358 00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:44,227 Twice... 359 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:45,962 And again this morning. 360 00:16:46,030 --> 00:16:47,530 Aw. 361 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:52,001 Rachel hasn't wanted this much intimacy 362 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:54,204 in a long time. 363 00:16:54,271 --> 00:16:55,805 I don't think it's me she's hot for. 364 00:16:55,873 --> 00:16:57,874 It's this Internet guy. 365 00:16:57,942 --> 00:17:00,243 She's just happy, 366 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:02,112 and that's turning her on. 367 00:17:02,179 --> 00:17:04,147 So she's not cheating on you, 368 00:17:04,215 --> 00:17:06,182 and you're getting all the action you can handle. 369 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,618 I don't see the downside. 370 00:17:10,688 --> 00:17:12,389 What was Jack's band called? 371 00:17:12,456 --> 00:17:14,924 Suicide... Something. 372 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,409 Suicide season. 373 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:17,927 She does know him. 374 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:20,096 Question is, how'd they get sick? 375 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:23,266 Kryptonite. 376 00:17:27,204 --> 00:17:29,139 EKG's unremarkable, 377 00:17:29,206 --> 00:17:31,775 thyroid, liver, and kidney function seems fine. 378 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:32,942 You're perfectly healthy. 379 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,545 I wish that you would take a second look. 380 00:17:35,613 --> 00:17:37,280 I'm tired all the time, 381 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:38,648 and when it's cold, 382 00:17:38,716 --> 00:17:40,550 i get this weird pain in my shoulder. 383 00:17:40,618 --> 00:17:42,218 I have a pain in my leg. 384 00:17:42,286 --> 00:17:43,987 You don't hear me complaining... 385 00:17:44,054 --> 00:17:46,189 Except for just now. 386 00:17:46,257 --> 00:17:48,992 How do doctors get this idea 387 00:17:49,059 --> 00:17:51,528 you're better than everyone else? 388 00:17:51,595 --> 00:17:53,930 Probably all that pulling people 389 00:17:53,998 --> 00:17:55,865 back from the brink of death. 390 00:17:55,933 --> 00:17:57,901 It's just a guess. 391 00:17:57,968 --> 00:18:00,236 My own daughter is a doctor. 392 00:18:00,304 --> 00:18:03,339 She makes a hobby of dismissing my concerns. 393 00:18:03,407 --> 00:18:04,607 She sounds smart. 394 00:18:04,675 --> 00:18:07,210 Did she tell you to say that? 395 00:18:07,278 --> 00:18:09,479 I've never met your daughter. 396 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,514 That's hard to believe 397 00:18:11,582 --> 00:18:14,117 since you're currently shtupping her. 398 00:18:34,605 --> 00:18:37,407 We have a situation. 399 00:18:37,475 --> 00:18:40,777 - Roach bombs, where? - In Chloe's apartment. 400 00:18:40,845 --> 00:18:43,346 Who's Chloe? 401 00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:44,781 Uh, look, 402 00:18:44,849 --> 00:18:46,049 we don't care about your personal life. 403 00:18:46,116 --> 00:18:47,417 We're not gonna tell your wife. 404 00:18:47,485 --> 00:18:49,803 I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. 405 00:18:51,222 --> 00:18:53,756 Guess who showed up looking for Jack. 406 00:18:53,808 --> 00:18:55,325 Hey. 407 00:18:55,392 --> 00:18:56,593 Hi. 408 00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:57,827 You okay? 409 00:18:57,895 --> 00:18:59,429 The E.M.T. said you'd gone to another hospital. 410 00:18:59,497 --> 00:19:01,498 They help me overnight for observation. I'm fine. 411 00:19:01,565 --> 00:19:03,333 I had to come here to... 412 00:19:06,203 --> 00:19:08,671 I don't know why you did it, 413 00:19:08,739 --> 00:19:10,607 but thank you. 414 00:19:12,543 --> 00:19:13,710 You're welcome. 415 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:19,415 I should have brought flowers or something. 416 00:19:19,483 --> 00:19:20,917 You're like my guardian angel. 417 00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:23,553 No. I'm just a guy in a band. 418 00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:24,704 Maybe you've heard of them? 419 00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,723 Suicide season? 420 00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,791 One of my nurses gave me the CD. 421 00:19:28,859 --> 00:19:30,593 I haven't had a chance to listen to it yet, 422 00:19:30,661 --> 00:19:32,328 but I have a feeling 423 00:19:32,396 --> 00:19:34,380 I'm going to be your biggest fan. 424 00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:38,001 I'm gonna need you to cough. 425 00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:39,068 What are you doing? 426 00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:40,637 Getting a sputum culture. 427 00:19:40,704 --> 00:19:42,639 They obviously don't know each other, 428 00:19:42,706 --> 00:19:43,973 so it's not toxic exposure. 429 00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:47,443 Just leaves my theory— infection. 430 00:19:47,511 --> 00:19:49,178 If you could just cough up a sample, 431 00:19:49,246 --> 00:19:51,381 we can, uh, test for pathogens. 432 00:19:51,448 --> 00:19:52,582 Um... 433 00:19:54,385 --> 00:19:55,885 Sorry, um... Sorry, nothing— 434 00:19:55,953 --> 00:19:57,453 there's nothing coming up. 435 00:19:57,521 --> 00:19:58,488 Well, maybe I can help you. 436 00:19:59,690 --> 00:20:00,757 Aah! 437 00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,792 Ohh! It hurts! 438 00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:03,993 What's the matter? 439 00:20:06,297 --> 00:20:08,498 Round, equal, reactive to light. 440 00:20:08,566 --> 00:20:09,899 It's not a stroke. 441 00:20:10,935 --> 00:20:12,802 No, it's not my head. 442 00:20:12,870 --> 00:20:14,604 It's my ears. 443 00:20:19,982 --> 00:20:22,450 "When I saw her lying there, I thought, 444 00:20:22,518 --> 00:20:24,920 "'I can't just stand here and let her die. 445 00:20:24,987 --> 00:20:28,089 She has her whole life to live.'" 446 00:20:30,309 --> 00:20:31,560 He didn't jump because he was sick 447 00:20:31,627 --> 00:20:32,727 or because he knew that girl. 448 00:20:32,795 --> 00:20:34,596 Even you have to admit that now. 449 00:20:34,664 --> 00:20:36,498 Yes, but that doesn't make him a hero. 450 00:20:36,566 --> 00:20:37,933 It makes him an idiot. 451 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,301 The only reason that headline doesn't say 452 00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:41,369 "moron crushed by train" is luck. 453 00:20:41,437 --> 00:20:42,370 Next headline is gonna be 454 00:20:42,438 --> 00:20:44,306 "moron goes undiagnosed 455 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:46,408 because doctors won't talk about his ear pain." 456 00:20:46,475 --> 00:20:48,476 Ear pain fits with my theory. 457 00:20:48,528 --> 00:20:51,413 Jack has an infection that's spread to his mastoid. 458 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,714 Great. We'll confirm that in a week, 459 00:20:52,782 --> 00:20:54,583 when your secret cultures have sprouted. 460 00:20:54,650 --> 00:20:56,284 Am I in trouble? 461 00:20:56,352 --> 00:20:57,519 I only get mad when you waste my time. 462 00:20:57,587 --> 00:20:59,254 Couldn't care less about yours. 463 00:20:59,322 --> 00:21:00,539 But let me know when they come back negative, 464 00:21:00,623 --> 00:21:01,656 and I'll mock you. 465 00:21:01,724 --> 00:21:02,891 You have a better idea? 466 00:21:02,959 --> 00:21:04,759 Nope, so I'm gonna pick one at random. 467 00:21:04,827 --> 00:21:06,294 Acoustic neuroma. 468 00:21:06,362 --> 00:21:08,029 A tumor in the ear— makes sense. 469 00:21:08,097 --> 00:21:09,464 And if it's putting pressure 470 00:21:09,532 --> 00:21:11,800 on the breathing centers in his brain, explains the lungs. 471 00:21:11,867 --> 00:21:13,034 The lungs explain the heart. 472 00:21:14,270 --> 00:21:17,072 Evoked auditory potential test. 473 00:21:17,139 --> 00:21:19,207 This counts as my time. 474 00:21:19,275 --> 00:21:21,359 You guys got this? 475 00:21:25,748 --> 00:21:28,149 I have been going out of my way 476 00:21:28,217 --> 00:21:30,785 to be nice to old Jewish ladies for months now 477 00:21:30,853 --> 00:21:33,121 on the off chance one of them could be your mom. 478 00:21:33,189 --> 00:21:34,923 You couldn't have mentioned she's a shiksa? 479 00:21:36,726 --> 00:21:38,627 She converted when she married my dad. 480 00:21:38,694 --> 00:21:40,061 You see, now is too late. 481 00:21:40,129 --> 00:21:41,696 I'm not blaming you for this. 482 00:21:41,764 --> 00:21:43,999 She's the one who ambushed you to find out what you were like, 483 00:21:44,050 --> 00:21:46,034 because I "never tell her anything." 484 00:21:46,102 --> 00:21:47,869 I'd have to agree with her on that one. 485 00:21:47,937 --> 00:21:50,672 Anyway, I obviously can't come to dinner now. 486 00:21:50,740 --> 00:21:52,173 Obviously? 487 00:21:52,241 --> 00:21:54,609 Well, she's crazy, and she hates me. 488 00:21:54,677 --> 00:21:56,011 House... 489 00:21:56,078 --> 00:21:59,414 I need you to come to that dinner for two hours, 490 00:21:59,482 --> 00:22:01,983 keep your mouth shut, and behave like an adult. 491 00:22:02,051 --> 00:22:04,452 Yes, you will be in hell, 492 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:07,322 but I will feel better having you there. 493 00:22:07,390 --> 00:22:09,991 That is what a relationship is. 494 00:22:10,059 --> 00:22:12,994 We average our misery. 495 00:22:16,866 --> 00:22:18,400 That was... 496 00:22:18,467 --> 00:22:20,702 Unexpected. 497 00:22:20,770 --> 00:22:22,704 I'm having a good day. 498 00:22:22,772 --> 00:22:24,939 I finally resolved that thing with my sister. 499 00:22:25,007 --> 00:22:26,341 What thing? 500 00:22:26,409 --> 00:22:27,776 Oh, we had the worst fight 501 00:22:27,843 --> 00:22:29,744 over whether it's time to put dad in that facility. 502 00:22:29,812 --> 00:22:31,446 Been sick over it for weeks. 503 00:22:31,514 --> 00:22:34,683 You never mentioned anything about your sister. 504 00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:37,686 I actually talked a lot about it with Phil. 505 00:22:39,722 --> 00:22:41,856 I should be getting back. 506 00:22:43,759 --> 00:22:46,261 It's fine now. 507 00:22:46,329 --> 00:22:48,530 I-it's no big deal. 508 00:22:51,133 --> 00:22:53,201 Are you in love with him? 509 00:22:56,005 --> 00:22:58,940 I've never met him. 510 00:23:09,218 --> 00:23:12,921 Waves one and three normal at 70 decibels. 511 00:23:12,988 --> 00:23:14,589 It's been 37 minutes, 512 00:23:14,657 --> 00:23:17,225 and everything is normal. 513 00:23:17,293 --> 00:23:20,028 House is wrong again. He doesn't have a tumor. 514 00:23:20,096 --> 00:23:21,563 House doesn't usually accept 515 00:23:21,630 --> 00:23:23,098 "we gave up halfway" as an answer. 516 00:23:26,869 --> 00:23:29,504 If I could get fluid closer to the sources of infection, 517 00:23:29,572 --> 00:23:31,306 I could get better cultures, 518 00:23:31,374 --> 00:23:33,241 prove my theory. 519 00:23:33,309 --> 00:23:35,176 I'm gonna set up for an ear drainage 520 00:23:35,244 --> 00:23:36,511 and thoracentesis. 521 00:23:36,579 --> 00:23:39,514 I'll only be wasting my time. 522 00:23:43,285 --> 00:23:44,953 She's a student. 523 00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:47,856 Somebody's got to go with her. 524 00:23:53,729 --> 00:23:56,364 I saved that girl. I did that. 525 00:23:57,867 --> 00:24:00,535 And I'm really proud of you. 526 00:24:00,603 --> 00:24:04,873 This whole thing has made me wonder... 527 00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:07,375 If things could be different. 528 00:24:07,443 --> 00:24:10,044 I have spent so much time away from you. 529 00:24:10,112 --> 00:24:12,180 Yeah, well, you love your music. 530 00:24:12,248 --> 00:24:14,416 But it's not just that. 531 00:24:14,483 --> 00:24:18,987 I think that I have been... 532 00:24:19,054 --> 00:24:21,689 Afraid... 533 00:24:21,757 --> 00:24:25,393 That I would screw things up, 534 00:24:25,461 --> 00:24:27,829 that I couldn't be the man 535 00:24:27,897 --> 00:24:30,465 you and Daisy needed me to be. 536 00:24:30,533 --> 00:24:34,369 But maybe I'm better than that. 537 00:24:34,437 --> 00:24:36,037 Hmm? 538 00:24:39,542 --> 00:24:43,178 I am going to quit the band. 539 00:24:48,384 --> 00:24:50,952 I think we'd like that. 540 00:24:52,488 --> 00:24:53,855 Uh-oh. 541 00:24:53,923 --> 00:24:55,223 Hey, how's the ear pain? 542 00:24:55,291 --> 00:24:56,424 It's better with the drugs, 543 00:24:56,492 --> 00:24:58,259 but it still really hurts. 544 00:24:58,327 --> 00:24:59,994 We are going to take some fluid samples 545 00:25:00,062 --> 00:25:01,196 from your ear and your lung. 546 00:25:01,263 --> 00:25:02,747 Can you get up? Lean forward. 547 00:25:02,832 --> 00:25:04,866 Lean on this. 548 00:25:04,917 --> 00:25:06,534 Okay, this is Lidocaine. 549 00:25:06,602 --> 00:25:08,102 It'll numb you up. 550 00:25:08,170 --> 00:25:09,437 Okay. 551 00:25:16,745 --> 00:25:19,214 This is weird. 552 00:25:19,281 --> 00:25:21,549 What—what's the matter? 553 00:25:23,552 --> 00:25:26,087 The pain in my ear is gone. 554 00:25:26,155 --> 00:25:29,290 Gone? Completely? 555 00:25:29,358 --> 00:25:32,727 Yeah, when you stuck me in the back. 556 00:25:34,630 --> 00:25:37,065 What does that mean? 557 00:25:46,331 --> 00:25:48,665 Okay, I'm just cutting that for you. 558 00:25:48,733 --> 00:25:51,135 Yum yum. 559 00:25:51,202 --> 00:25:52,936 Is... Is she going to eat anything else 560 00:25:53,004 --> 00:25:55,873 or just the cheese and crackers? 561 00:25:55,940 --> 00:25:58,175 She's going through a picky phase—it won't kill her. 562 00:25:59,677 --> 00:26:01,411 You're her mother. 563 00:26:02,588 --> 00:26:03,280 All I know is, 564 00:26:03,356 --> 00:26:06,225 when you and your sister were growing up, you ate what we ate. 565 00:26:07,093 --> 00:26:08,326 No excuses. 566 00:26:15,935 --> 00:26:17,202 Would you pass the salt? 567 00:26:23,376 --> 00:26:25,243 She had eggs this morning and lots of fruit. 568 00:26:25,311 --> 00:26:27,145 Ah. That explains it. 569 00:26:27,213 --> 00:26:29,047 Explains what? 570 00:26:29,115 --> 00:26:30,048 She was a little Vilder Chaiah 571 00:26:30,116 --> 00:26:31,483 in the park this afternoon. 572 00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:33,351 She wouldn't listen to anything I said. 573 00:26:33,419 --> 00:26:34,919 Must have been all the sugar. 574 00:26:34,987 --> 00:26:36,454 Actually, the whole 575 00:26:36,522 --> 00:26:40,892 sugar-makes-kids-hyperactive thing is a myth. 576 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,895 It's a study. 577 00:26:43,963 --> 00:26:45,997 I'm sure it's very interesting. 578 00:26:46,065 --> 00:26:49,834 I didn't read any studies. I just raised children. 579 00:26:53,105 --> 00:26:54,372 It's not your fault. 580 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,107 How are you supposed to keep up 581 00:26:56,175 --> 00:26:57,909 with what she eats all day? You're never home. 582 00:27:02,248 --> 00:27:03,515 I'm sorry. 583 00:27:03,582 --> 00:27:05,684 I have to get this. 584 00:27:09,088 --> 00:27:10,455 Tell me you need me. 585 00:27:10,523 --> 00:27:11,890 Jack doesn't have cancer. 586 00:27:11,957 --> 00:27:13,792 God, that's awful. I'll be right in. 587 00:27:13,859 --> 00:27:15,160 Masters stuck him in the back with Lidocaine, 588 00:27:15,227 --> 00:27:16,394 and his ear pain went away. 589 00:27:16,462 --> 00:27:17,595 We don't need you here. 590 00:27:17,663 --> 00:27:18,897 We just need to figure out 591 00:27:18,964 --> 00:27:20,965 why this guy's body thinks his ear is on his back. 592 00:27:21,033 --> 00:27:24,469 Because his ear used to be something else. 593 00:27:24,537 --> 00:27:26,771 When you're a fetus, your cells are close together. 594 00:27:26,839 --> 00:27:28,840 When you grow, they spread out and specialize. 595 00:27:28,908 --> 00:27:30,475 Sometimes the body screws up, 596 00:27:30,543 --> 00:27:32,210 and they keep the old area codes, 597 00:27:32,278 --> 00:27:33,845 report to the same pain centers. 598 00:27:33,913 --> 00:27:35,246 Referred pain. 599 00:27:35,314 --> 00:27:37,082 Looks and brains. 600 00:27:37,149 --> 00:27:39,184 When you stuck him in the back, you cut off communication 601 00:27:39,251 --> 00:27:41,086 with the pain centers in his spinal cord. 602 00:27:41,153 --> 00:27:42,387 So we just need to figure out 603 00:27:42,455 --> 00:27:43,621 where the message is actually coming from. 604 00:27:43,689 --> 00:27:45,290 What about his thyroid? 605 00:27:45,358 --> 00:27:47,659 Hyperthyroidism would explain all his symptoms. 606 00:27:47,727 --> 00:27:49,160 Or it could be his liver. 607 00:27:49,228 --> 00:27:51,329 Good. We'll take a look at both. 608 00:27:51,397 --> 00:27:53,031 For the record, referred pain does not rule out infection— 609 00:27:53,099 --> 00:27:54,366 were you like this 610 00:27:54,417 --> 00:27:55,426 when you were working for your math degree? 611 00:27:55,526 --> 00:27:56,993 If Euclid had been a guest lecturer, 612 00:27:57,023 --> 00:27:58,724 would you have been the kid sitting in the front row going, 613 00:27:58,792 --> 00:28:00,993 "actually, you haven't proven the pythagorean theorem"? 614 00:28:01,061 --> 00:28:04,263 Hello? 615 00:28:05,632 --> 00:28:08,367 All right. 616 00:28:08,435 --> 00:28:10,102 Mom... 617 00:28:10,170 --> 00:28:12,271 Thank you, sweetie. 618 00:28:15,742 --> 00:28:18,077 So say you two got married, 619 00:28:18,145 --> 00:28:20,880 would you convert to Judaism? 620 00:28:20,947 --> 00:28:22,748 We haven't gotten that far, mom. 621 00:28:22,816 --> 00:28:25,351 That's actually a really interesting question. 622 00:28:28,021 --> 00:28:30,556 I'm an atheist. 623 00:28:30,624 --> 00:28:33,025 Honey, half the Jews i know are atheists. 624 00:28:33,093 --> 00:28:34,360 It's about community. 625 00:28:34,427 --> 00:28:37,363 House isn't that big on community. 626 00:28:37,430 --> 00:28:38,998 And why do you call him "House"? 627 00:28:39,065 --> 00:28:41,367 The man's name is Greg. 628 00:28:41,434 --> 00:28:43,169 It makes it seem like you're not serious. 629 00:28:43,236 --> 00:28:46,305 I'm just trying to help you think about the future. 630 00:28:46,373 --> 00:28:48,340 You're— you're a certain age now. 631 00:28:48,408 --> 00:28:51,410 The parade of boyfriends can't be as amusing as it was. 632 00:28:51,478 --> 00:28:54,380 You need to settle down, like your sister. 633 00:28:54,447 --> 00:28:56,515 Settling down isn't all it's cracked up to be. 634 00:28:56,583 --> 00:28:57,983 Next week is Sam's birthday. 635 00:28:58,051 --> 00:29:00,219 I was gonna take her to the Poconos and— 636 00:29:02,322 --> 00:29:04,456 that's very sad. 637 00:29:04,524 --> 00:29:07,927 Perhaps not the best choice of topic for a festive occasion. 638 00:29:07,994 --> 00:29:10,296 I just don't want Rachel 639 00:29:10,363 --> 00:29:11,964 growing up thinking you're a slut. 640 00:29:12,032 --> 00:29:14,567 Okay, I got this. 641 00:29:14,634 --> 00:29:16,535 First of all, mom... 642 00:29:22,642 --> 00:29:23,943 Oh, my God. 643 00:29:30,617 --> 00:29:32,484 Did you... 644 00:29:32,552 --> 00:29:34,386 Sedate my mother? 645 00:29:35,789 --> 00:29:38,090 Kicked in just in time. 646 00:29:38,158 --> 00:29:39,758 She'll wake up in a couple of hours, 647 00:29:39,826 --> 00:29:40,960 be good as new. 648 00:29:41,027 --> 00:29:43,462 Think of it as my birthday gift to you. 649 00:29:45,198 --> 00:29:47,266 You told me to keep my mouth shut. 650 00:29:47,334 --> 00:29:49,001 It's the only way I had a chance. 651 00:29:49,068 --> 00:29:52,404 Leaving aside the fact that House is a sociopath, 652 00:29:52,472 --> 00:29:55,908 I have to admit that I'm— I'm honestly relieved. 653 00:29:55,976 --> 00:29:59,378 Your mom is quite a h— quite a handful. 654 00:29:59,446 --> 00:30:01,513 What? 655 00:30:01,581 --> 00:30:03,249 I feel f— 656 00:30:03,316 --> 00:30:05,684 oh, you've got to be kidding me. 657 00:30:07,053 --> 00:30:08,454 Sorry. 658 00:30:08,521 --> 00:30:12,224 I honestly thought you'd be worse. 659 00:30:12,292 --> 00:30:15,060 That was my gift to myself. 660 00:30:21,201 --> 00:30:24,737 I take it Jack's thyroid levels are normal. 661 00:30:24,804 --> 00:30:27,640 Foreman is doing a liver biopsy now. 662 00:30:27,707 --> 00:30:28,641 Good. 663 00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:29,942 What's up with you? 664 00:30:30,010 --> 00:30:31,310 Nothing. 665 00:30:31,378 --> 00:30:34,780 I'm peachy. 666 00:30:34,848 --> 00:30:37,783 It's hard when you feel like you've been replaced. 667 00:30:39,886 --> 00:30:41,387 We got a new puppy once, 668 00:30:41,454 --> 00:30:43,822 and our old cocker spaniel 669 00:30:43,890 --> 00:30:46,792 just moped for weeks. 670 00:30:46,860 --> 00:30:49,862 - Have you even had sex? - We're not talking about me. 671 00:30:49,930 --> 00:30:51,363 We're talking about you. 672 00:30:51,431 --> 00:30:52,765 No, you're talking about puppies, 673 00:30:52,832 --> 00:30:54,466 and I'm not listening. 674 00:30:58,972 --> 00:31:00,873 She wants to do it all the time, 675 00:31:00,941 --> 00:31:03,842 but it has nothing to do with me. 676 00:31:03,910 --> 00:31:05,577 I'm just a piece of meat. 677 00:31:05,645 --> 00:31:07,613 Well, she likes someone else, 678 00:31:07,681 --> 00:31:09,949 and you've slept with other people. 679 00:31:10,016 --> 00:31:13,385 Uh, why are you still together? 680 00:31:15,355 --> 00:31:17,222 I love her. 681 00:31:17,290 --> 00:31:20,826 We've been together for 22 years. 682 00:31:20,894 --> 00:31:22,628 I've never loved anybody else. 683 00:31:22,696 --> 00:31:25,064 I don't know how to... 684 00:31:25,131 --> 00:31:28,968 Not be with her. 685 00:31:29,035 --> 00:31:31,236 So you're never gonna cheat again. 686 00:31:33,206 --> 00:31:34,573 I don't know. 687 00:31:37,711 --> 00:31:39,845 Well, that seems kind of selfish, doesn't it? 688 00:31:45,685 --> 00:31:47,586 Foreman found diffuse inflammation 689 00:31:47,654 --> 00:31:49,121 in Jack's liver. 690 00:31:49,189 --> 00:31:52,124 Looks like autoimmune hepatitis... 691 00:31:52,192 --> 00:31:55,694 Starting him on steroids. 692 00:32:12,946 --> 00:32:15,114 Isn't this nice? 693 00:32:19,152 --> 00:32:20,085 What's this note? 694 00:32:21,254 --> 00:32:23,255 Does that sound like an "a"? 695 00:32:23,323 --> 00:32:24,590 Remember, I put my finger like this 696 00:32:24,657 --> 00:32:26,592 without this doohickey on it, it's an "f." 697 00:32:26,659 --> 00:32:27,693 See? 698 00:32:27,761 --> 00:32:28,761 Hmm... 699 00:32:28,828 --> 00:32:31,330 Can we read a book instead? 700 00:32:33,299 --> 00:32:35,934 Yes, we— Jack? 701 00:32:37,137 --> 00:32:38,337 Jack! Help him! 702 00:32:38,405 --> 00:32:40,305 Come on. Come on. 703 00:32:40,373 --> 00:32:43,258 Okay. Okay. 704 00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:49,811 He seized three times last night. 705 00:32:49,866 --> 00:32:51,267 We got him stabilized, but barely. 706 00:32:51,334 --> 00:32:52,868 If there was nothing wrong with his brain before, 707 00:32:52,936 --> 00:32:54,637 there sure is now. 708 00:32:54,704 --> 00:32:56,972 Any particular reason we need to be looking at the patient? 709 00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,340 Yes. 710 00:32:58,408 --> 00:33:00,142 Cuddy's mom is in my office, 711 00:33:00,210 --> 00:33:02,344 and she looks mad. 712 00:33:02,412 --> 00:33:04,146 What did you do? 713 00:33:04,214 --> 00:33:05,514 Our patient also 714 00:33:05,582 --> 00:33:07,316 developed a raging fever overnight. 715 00:33:07,384 --> 00:33:09,118 That means Masters was right all along. 716 00:33:09,185 --> 00:33:10,352 This is an infection. 717 00:33:10,420 --> 00:33:12,021 Should we give you a minute to gloat? 718 00:33:12,088 --> 00:33:13,822 We still don't know what kind of infection— 719 00:33:13,890 --> 00:33:15,324 could be bacterial, viral, fungal. 720 00:33:15,392 --> 00:33:16,358 Until the cultures— 721 00:33:16,426 --> 00:33:17,927 you are the worst gloater ever. 722 00:33:17,994 --> 00:33:19,561 Her starting those cultures when she did 723 00:33:19,629 --> 00:33:21,497 means we're 24 hours closer to the answer. 724 00:33:21,564 --> 00:33:22,898 "We're sorry your husband croaked, 725 00:33:22,966 --> 00:33:25,367 but at least we were 24 hours closer to the answer." 726 00:33:25,435 --> 00:33:28,203 Let's narrow it down, shall we? 727 00:33:28,271 --> 00:33:31,740 Four days ago, the guy was facedown in the subway. 728 00:33:31,808 --> 00:33:33,642 God only knows what's in that sludge. 729 00:33:33,710 --> 00:33:35,644 Toxic fumes 730 00:33:35,712 --> 00:33:37,313 make him pass out— rat pee does the rest. 731 00:33:37,380 --> 00:33:38,681 If it's leptospirosis, 732 00:33:38,748 --> 00:33:40,416 it's the fastest-moving case in history. 733 00:33:40,483 --> 00:33:43,652 Leptospirosis can turn into meningitis. 734 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,187 I can't confirm any of this yet, 735 00:33:45,255 --> 00:33:47,556 and we don't have time to choose wrong. 736 00:33:47,624 --> 00:33:50,225 It fits, 737 00:33:50,293 --> 00:33:52,328 and since it's the only idea on the table, 738 00:33:52,395 --> 00:33:53,562 I say it's a winner. 739 00:33:53,630 --> 00:33:55,965 Start him on doxycycline. 740 00:33:56,032 --> 00:33:58,734 No, wait. I'll do it. 741 00:33:58,802 --> 00:34:00,803 You guys have to go back to the office, 742 00:34:00,870 --> 00:34:02,137 tell me when bubbie's gone. 743 00:34:22,025 --> 00:34:23,525 You a doctor? 744 00:34:23,593 --> 00:34:24,626 Sure. 745 00:34:24,694 --> 00:34:26,395 You're on new meds. 746 00:34:26,463 --> 00:34:28,430 Go back to sleep. 747 00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:31,700 Am I gonna die? 748 00:34:31,768 --> 00:34:33,102 Well, I hope not, 749 00:34:33,169 --> 00:34:35,704 'cause then I'd have to go back to my office. 750 00:34:35,772 --> 00:34:38,140 Of course, if you do kick it, 751 00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:40,309 then you get to be famous 752 00:34:40,377 --> 00:34:41,977 for another two, maybe three weeks. 753 00:34:42,045 --> 00:34:44,246 They're saying I'm a hero? 754 00:34:44,314 --> 00:34:47,182 Yeah, but, you know, in a few days, 755 00:34:47,250 --> 00:34:49,785 a panda bear will give birth to triplets, 756 00:34:49,853 --> 00:34:51,920 and we'll all move on. 757 00:34:51,988 --> 00:34:54,289 Oh, I'm sorry. You actually believe that you are a hero. 758 00:34:54,357 --> 00:34:56,892 Should get yourself some tights and a cape, 759 00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:00,129 run around Gotham pulling babies out of burning buildings. 760 00:35:00,196 --> 00:35:02,831 Maybe you'll keep getting lucky. 761 00:35:02,899 --> 00:35:05,768 You're still the same guy you were last week. 762 00:35:10,373 --> 00:35:12,241 Hey, um... 763 00:35:12,308 --> 00:35:14,043 How long are you gonna sit there? 764 00:35:14,110 --> 00:35:15,411 Could be hours. 765 00:35:15,478 --> 00:35:19,048 Hiding behind a sick guy... 766 00:35:19,115 --> 00:35:21,884 That's heroic. 767 00:35:45,942 --> 00:35:48,510 I can explain. 768 00:35:48,578 --> 00:35:51,313 Sometimes I mix up my medications. 769 00:35:51,381 --> 00:35:53,148 I don't need you to explain anything. 770 00:35:53,216 --> 00:35:57,219 I think we both know that... 771 00:35:57,287 --> 00:35:59,555 I owe you an apology. 772 00:35:59,622 --> 00:36:01,723 Say what? 773 00:36:01,791 --> 00:36:04,426 I don't even remember going to bed last night. 774 00:36:04,494 --> 00:36:07,362 I must have had too much to drink. 775 00:36:07,430 --> 00:36:09,665 I do know I can be difficult. 776 00:36:09,732 --> 00:36:12,768 You were a little bitchy. 777 00:36:12,836 --> 00:36:15,737 In the clinic, you were a complete schmendrick, 778 00:36:15,805 --> 00:36:18,373 but once you knew I was Lisa's mother, 779 00:36:18,441 --> 00:36:21,610 you held your tongue. 780 00:36:21,678 --> 00:36:23,212 That's because you love her. 781 00:36:23,279 --> 00:36:25,681 I still think you're a pain in the ass 782 00:36:25,748 --> 00:36:28,150 with a God complex, 783 00:36:28,218 --> 00:36:31,019 and I'll kill you if you hurt her, 784 00:36:31,087 --> 00:36:32,855 but I'm glad she has you. 785 00:36:34,958 --> 00:36:36,625 We don't have to hug now, do we? 786 00:36:36,693 --> 00:36:38,961 What do you think? 787 00:36:39,028 --> 00:36:41,396 I've got a train to catch. 788 00:36:41,464 --> 00:36:44,566 I thought you were staying till Sunday. 789 00:36:44,634 --> 00:36:45,968 I'm coming down with a cold. 790 00:36:46,035 --> 00:36:48,237 Every time I stay with Lisa or her sister, 791 00:36:48,304 --> 00:36:51,640 one of those rug rats gets me sick. 792 00:36:51,708 --> 00:36:53,909 Children are awful. 793 00:37:07,907 --> 00:37:10,359 Did she have a rash recently? 794 00:37:10,426 --> 00:37:12,227 No. What's going on? 795 00:37:12,295 --> 00:37:14,563 Feverish, itchy? 796 00:37:14,631 --> 00:37:16,265 No. 797 00:37:20,036 --> 00:37:21,837 What is she doing here anyway? 798 00:37:21,905 --> 00:37:23,705 It's the middle of the morning. Shouldn't she be in school? 799 00:37:23,773 --> 00:37:25,474 I'm keeping her out for a few days. 800 00:37:25,542 --> 00:37:27,809 There's been a little outbreak— chicken pox. 801 00:37:27,877 --> 00:37:30,712 Sorry, but if I let you finish that sentence, 802 00:37:30,780 --> 00:37:32,281 that would be much less impressive. 803 00:37:32,348 --> 00:37:34,283 Chicken pox is no big deal for kids, 804 00:37:34,350 --> 00:37:36,385 but it's a terrible, horrible, 805 00:37:36,452 --> 00:37:40,489 no-good, very bad deal for grown-ups. 806 00:37:40,557 --> 00:37:42,224 You think Jack has chicken pox? 807 00:37:42,292 --> 00:37:43,625 But he doesn't have blisters. 808 00:37:43,693 --> 00:37:45,227 He's not itchy, and Daisy never got it. 809 00:37:45,295 --> 00:37:46,995 I know. Again, that's why it's so impressive 810 00:37:47,063 --> 00:37:48,397 that I figured it out. 811 00:37:48,464 --> 00:37:51,333 5% of cases present without blisters. 812 00:37:51,401 --> 00:37:52,668 The kid was just a carrier. 813 00:37:52,735 --> 00:37:55,954 I'm gonna start you on anti-varicella gamma globulin, 814 00:37:56,039 --> 00:37:58,207 which will save your life. 815 00:37:58,274 --> 00:38:01,443 But it won't make me a hero. 816 00:38:16,326 --> 00:38:18,360 Hey. 817 00:38:18,428 --> 00:38:20,262 How are you feeling? 818 00:38:20,330 --> 00:38:22,431 Like I'm not gonna die. 819 00:38:25,001 --> 00:38:27,569 I can't wait to take you home. 820 00:38:30,506 --> 00:38:32,507 The guys called. 821 00:38:32,575 --> 00:38:36,111 All this press has got us a couple of new gigs— 822 00:38:36,179 --> 00:38:40,582 just a few more dates, three weeks, tops. 823 00:38:56,933 --> 00:39:00,168 Three weeks isn't so bad. 824 00:39:00,236 --> 00:39:02,137 It's not three weeks. 825 00:39:02,205 --> 00:39:06,541 It's what he's always done— just one more tour. 826 00:39:06,609 --> 00:39:08,477 I'm sorry. 827 00:39:08,544 --> 00:39:10,545 Yeah, the pathetic thing is 828 00:39:10,613 --> 00:39:12,814 I let myself believe that he could change, 829 00:39:12,882 --> 00:39:15,951 he could be this other guy. 830 00:39:16,019 --> 00:39:17,953 There's nothing worse than loving someone 831 00:39:18,021 --> 00:39:20,255 who's never going to stop disappointing you. 832 00:39:34,003 --> 00:39:36,505 Culture confirmed Jack does have chicken pox. 833 00:39:36,572 --> 00:39:39,574 It just took six hours longer. 834 00:39:39,642 --> 00:39:41,143 Autopsy works too. 835 00:39:41,210 --> 00:39:44,112 Fyi, turns out your hero is a loser. 836 00:39:44,180 --> 00:39:45,547 He's going back on the road. 837 00:39:45,615 --> 00:39:47,516 He still risked his life for that woman. 838 00:39:47,583 --> 00:39:49,318 That was impulse. That was easy. 839 00:39:49,385 --> 00:39:51,353 Dealing with family is hard. 840 00:39:51,421 --> 00:39:54,656 Wait, that's another thing I got right. 841 00:39:54,724 --> 00:39:56,058 How many does that make? 842 00:39:57,593 --> 00:40:01,029 And how many for you? 843 00:40:01,097 --> 00:40:04,333 I'm also kicking your ass at gloating. 844 00:40:09,305 --> 00:40:10,339 Hey. 845 00:40:10,406 --> 00:40:12,140 Hi. 846 00:40:13,876 --> 00:40:17,012 I think we should get a divorce. 847 00:40:21,150 --> 00:40:24,786 You have feelings for him, and I can't handle that. 848 00:40:27,890 --> 00:40:29,991 But it's my fault 849 00:40:30,059 --> 00:40:31,993 you needed someone else. 850 00:40:32,061 --> 00:40:34,730 I keep hurting you. We love each other. 851 00:40:34,797 --> 00:40:36,098 I know. 852 00:40:36,165 --> 00:40:39,634 But are you happy? 853 00:40:42,372 --> 00:40:44,306 No. 854 00:40:46,476 --> 00:40:48,977 Then what are we doing? 855 00:40:57,653 --> 00:41:00,856 You know, you turned out remarkably close to normal, 856 00:41:00,923 --> 00:41:03,091 considering the genes in play. 857 00:41:03,159 --> 00:41:04,192 Thanks. 858 00:41:04,260 --> 00:41:06,027 Here... 859 00:41:06,095 --> 00:41:07,796 In case your mom comes back. 860 00:41:07,864 --> 00:41:10,465 Happy Birthday. 861 00:41:12,402 --> 00:41:16,571 Oh, you are a sweet, sweet man. 862 00:41:16,639 --> 00:41:18,106 You coming over? 863 00:41:18,174 --> 00:41:20,175 Yes. 864 00:41:20,243 --> 00:41:24,045 Oh, no, I can't. 865 00:41:24,113 --> 00:41:25,614 Wilson. 866 00:41:25,681 --> 00:41:27,949 It's, uh, bowling night. 867 00:41:28,017 --> 00:41:31,386 He'll never forgive me if I don't. 868 00:41:31,454 --> 00:41:33,555 Oh, screw it. I'm coming. 869 00:41:33,623 --> 00:41:37,025 No, no, no. I am not gonna be responsible for that. 870 00:41:37,093 --> 00:41:39,628 You drugged the man. You go bowling with him. 871 00:41:39,695 --> 00:41:41,596 Well, my chances of sex 872 00:41:41,664 --> 00:41:44,065 are considerably lower with Wilson. 873 00:41:46,402 --> 00:41:48,470 Fine. 874 00:41:54,210 --> 00:41:55,143 Hey. 875 00:41:55,211 --> 00:41:56,244 You ready? 876 00:41:56,312 --> 00:41:59,014 Here's the thing... 877 00:42:39,288 --> 00:42:40,288 Aah! 878 00:42:43,092 --> 00:42:44,392 Aah! 879 00:42:55,271 --> 00:42:57,305 Again, this meeting is about me and setting my bounds. 880 00:42:57,373 --> 00:42:58,406 Well, it's about me too, 881 00:42:58,474 --> 00:42:59,608 and I have my boundaries, Dina, 882 00:42:59,675 --> 00:43:00,876 and they have clearly been crossed 883 00:43:00,943 --> 00:43:02,444 by you and your entire family. 884 00:43:02,512 --> 00:43:04,646 That's not true. 885 00:43:04,714 --> 00:43:06,515 We all need improvements, Dina, 886 00:43:06,582 --> 00:43:08,016 and I formed my opinion on you. Shh. 887 00:43:08,084 --> 00:43:09,784 No, don't shush me, Dina. 888 00:43:09,852 --> 00:43:11,620 No, I will shush you because you're not letting me finish.