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If you're going to dress
like an Italian hooker,

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at least let it be
this year's Italian hooker.

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She's not telling us
we look fat.

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That's a major
breakthrough.

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If you didn't want
to be insulted,

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you wouldn't have invited me.

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Would anyone like
some champagne?

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- No.
- Yes, three glasses, please.

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Mom.
Yeah, it's not— it's not even lunch.

10
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If you'd prefer,
I'll make it a mimosa.

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What do you think?
Perfect...

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For a night on the town.

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Perfect
for breast-feeding.

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My heart's doing
that weird thing again.

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Beating?
That's normal for humans.

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Come on, Lisa, take her
seriously for once.

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What?
What is it?

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I think we need to get you
to the hospital.

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== Sync, corrected by elderman ==
== for www.addic7ed.com ==

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I'm dying to try it.

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- Is no one gonna tell me...
- Shh.

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How delightful.

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Why we're in the morgue?

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House is on the lam
from someone.

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Taub's got his money on Wilson,
but I'm pretty sure it's Cuddy.

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Fool's bet. There's a whole
world of angry patients,

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creditors...

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She needs a doctor.

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Yes, just not me.

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Your mom is
a 65-year-old woman

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with high
blood pressure.

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- What about the macrocytic anemia?
- Borderline,

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which is the lab equivalent
of imaginary,

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which, by the way,
matches the rest

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of her medical history.

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You really think
she's psyching herself

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into atrial fibrillation?
So get her a cardiologist.

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You don't want me
involved.

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You don't want
you involved.

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All that ethics stuff
that I don't give a crap about

41
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suddenly makes sense.

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If you're
emotionally invested,

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you cannot make
rational decisions.

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You know this would be
a disaster.

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This is my mother.

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Treadmill test
went well—

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no chest discomfort
or ischemia.

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The abnormal rhythm
will probably resolve itself,

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and if not, a daily pill
will keep it under control.

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I will follow up
later today.

51
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Is it connected
to my other symptoms?

52
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Which other symptoms, mom?

53
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Aye...
Not her fault.

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This "Dean
of Medicine" stuff—

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very impressive at parties.

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But she's forgotten
how to be a real doctor.

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It's all in my file.

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There are 15 years
of clinic visits in this file.

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I don't want to be
a bother.

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But isn't this what
you do for a living?

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So...

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We're looking for a disease that
can last a decade and a half,

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causes constipation,
diarrhea, flu, cold,

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dizziness, rashes,
back and joint pain,

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"heart feeling weird,"

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"kishkes feeling wobbly,"

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one actual hip replacement.

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And which has eluded detection
by years of blood work,

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X-rays, and MRIs.

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Well, one thing does
pop to mind.

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We'll monitor you,

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and we'll give you
a thyroid test.

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And House's team
will do a home search

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for environmental toxins.

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He seems to know his stuff.

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How come he can't afford
a coat that fits?

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No radon, no mold,
no lead in the pipes.

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Yeah, yeah, great. Have you seen
Cuddy's high-school yearbook?

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Okay, that is clearly
not related to the case.

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There is no case.

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Cuddy won't let House
see the yearbook,

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so he figures
there's something to hide.

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Any guesses?
It's clearly related

84
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to being a giant
teenage dork.

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So you thought I'd have
some insights.

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Oh, no, no.

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- I didn't mean.
- Relax.

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I was crowned
homecoming geek.

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I'm sure
you can relate...

90
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Because you knew
some dorks.

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I was the class president
and head boy at—

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aah!

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Oh...

94
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Is that—
is that Cuddy's mom?

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Certain parts of her...

96
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And certain parts of some
muscular Hispanic gentleman.

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Should we consider STDs?

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I think I just caught one
looking at these photos.

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What does "azarcon" mean?

100
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I—

101
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it means we might have
an actual case.

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Mexican herbal medication
for stomach problems,

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but only in the sense
that lead chromate is an herb

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and poison
is a medication.

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I'll start a chelation I.V.
Thank you so much.

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That wasn't too much
of a disaster, was it?

107
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You know...

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That's not the only thing
they found in her home.

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Not my yearbook...

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Nope.

111
00:05:03,642 --> 00:05:04,975
Just some stuff
that could cause

112
00:05:05,043 --> 00:05:08,112
severe nausea and permanent
erectile dysfunction...

113
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And which proves that
your mom is doing the help.

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According to her diary, it's
some contractor named Jesus...

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Which, granted, was originally
a Jewish name, but...

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Go, mom.

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So...

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Why were you taking
a Mexican folk remedy?

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A friend uses it.

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A friend?

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Mom...

122
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Just for medical reasons,
you should have told me.

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If you're sexually active—

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at my age, he's more
the active one.

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Mom's having a fling.

126
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I know.

127
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You do?

128
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She's been giving me
lousy advice about it

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for five years.

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- I have physical needs.
- He's a married man, mom.

131
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She doesn't want sex
with him.

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I do want
to have sex with him.

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Tell me,
who's being hurt?

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Hold on.
Five years?

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- Why didn't you tell me about it?
- I don't know.

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We don't have
that kind of relationship.

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Does that really
surprise you?

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You said you had two guys
helping you move.

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They couldn't get
out of work.

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I'm trying
to economize.

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This hotel's cheap.

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Hi.

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I'm sorry. I just wanted
to drop off some mail

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and talk to you
about something.

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Of course.

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Rache...

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Chris,
that's not why.

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We got to move on.

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What does that mean?

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00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:04,992
Have you moved on?

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With who?
Is it Phil?

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I don't want to talk
about this.

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I know that you're worried
about money.

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- You're trying to change the subject.
- Yeah,

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which you
could have gleaned

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from, "I don't want to talk
about this."

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I got you a tryout

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to be a part-time medical
consultant on lawsuits.

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Wait, with your brother?

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Have you completely forgotten
the last time I saw him?

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That was five years ago.

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Jamie had just found out
that you'd been cheating on me

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with your partner's
daughter.

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It's a little overreaction.
My—

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he broke my nose
and then called me

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the most horrible person
he's ever met.

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He shouldn't have broken
your nose.

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00:08:05,186 --> 00:08:09,056
You know, texts,
calls, and emails

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00:08:09,124 --> 00:08:11,191
all go to the same magic device
these days.

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00:08:11,259 --> 00:08:12,860
You only got to send one.

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Then it's even weirder

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it took you so long
to get down here.

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Yeah, that's
a crazy mystery.

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It's not like I got
a department to run.

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This other magic device
tells me that lead poisoning

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wouldn't cause all my symptoms.
True.

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But it could cause
the 5% that are real.

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You think
I'm a hypochondriac?

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Well, let me answer this way—
maybe you're imagining

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that I think
you're a hypochondriac.

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Look, my hand
just started to shake.

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It's a side effect
of these arthritis pills.

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Read the label.

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I did...
When I was typing it up,

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right before I slapped it
on a bottle of sugar pills.

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You printed
a fake label...

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Just to prove
I'm a hypochondriac?

188
00:09:01,409 --> 00:09:02,743
Did it work?

189
00:09:02,811 --> 00:09:06,880
It got you fired,
you schmuck.

190
00:09:10,218 --> 00:09:12,719
An hour to convince her
to go with Dr. Kaufman,

191
00:09:12,787 --> 00:09:15,923
and only then because
he runs internal medicine.

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00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:17,558
She wanted to leave
the hospital entirely.

193
00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,793
My God, a woman
getting better

194
00:09:19,861 --> 00:09:21,295
wants to leave
the hospital?

195
00:09:21,362 --> 00:09:23,130
If she's getting better,
it's not because

196
00:09:23,198 --> 00:09:24,965
you made her feel like a fool.
It couldn't be more because.

197
00:09:25,033 --> 00:09:26,467
If I hadn't,
she'd have diagnosed herself

198
00:09:26,534 --> 00:09:27,634
with six new forms
of cancer.

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00:09:27,702 --> 00:09:28,936
She'd never leave.

200
00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:30,971
It's hard enough dealing
with my mom being sick.

201
00:09:31,039 --> 00:09:34,775
This juvenile—

202
00:09:34,843 --> 00:09:36,376
Yeah?

203
00:09:36,444 --> 00:09:38,045
Lisa, it's gonna be okay,

204
00:09:38,113 --> 00:09:39,847
but she's in a-fib at 170.
Oh, God.

205
00:09:39,914 --> 00:09:42,182
I think we should cardiovert
while she's unsedated.

206
00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:44,017
I'll be right there.

207
00:09:44,085 --> 00:09:47,221
A-fib's at 170.

208
00:09:47,288 --> 00:09:48,522
Wait.

209
00:09:48,590 --> 00:09:50,324
I'm sorry she's sick.

210
00:09:50,391 --> 00:09:51,992
I'm not sorry
I'm off the case.

211
00:09:52,060 --> 00:09:53,160
You're not off the case.

212
00:09:53,228 --> 00:09:55,462
You don't think
you can convince her—

213
00:09:55,530 --> 00:09:57,464
no, no.
You are staying on.

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00:09:57,532 --> 00:10:00,300
She just can't know
about it.

215
00:10:04,818 --> 00:10:06,519
Top of the morning,
Dr. Kaufman.

216
00:10:06,587 --> 00:10:08,254
Here's the deal.

217
00:10:08,322 --> 00:10:09,989
You copy me
on all the imaging.

218
00:10:10,057 --> 00:10:12,825
- I'll have my guys run the lab tests.
- No.

219
00:10:12,893 --> 00:10:14,127
I thought you spoke
to Cuddy.

220
00:10:14,195 --> 00:10:16,329
Yeah. Then I spoke
to the elder Cuddy,

221
00:10:16,397 --> 00:10:19,899
who specifically requested
you not be involved.

222
00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:23,269
Listen, Kauffy,
you are perfectly competent,

223
00:10:23,337 --> 00:10:24,604
bordering
on good, even.

224
00:10:24,672 --> 00:10:26,272
But you know I'm better.

225
00:10:26,340 --> 00:10:27,774
If you want,
we can pretend it's 'cause

226
00:10:27,841 --> 00:10:29,275
I got a team
and more resources.

227
00:10:29,343 --> 00:10:31,477
Either way, it'd be crazy
to ignore my advice.

228
00:10:31,545 --> 00:10:33,112
It's not gonna stop
at advice.

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00:10:33,180 --> 00:10:34,714
You're gonna start
cutting me out,

230
00:10:34,782 --> 00:10:36,115
go behind me
to your girlfriend.

231
00:10:36,183 --> 00:10:37,517
And if something
goes wrong,

232
00:10:37,585 --> 00:10:39,886
still me standing up there
alone at the M&M.

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00:10:39,954 --> 00:10:41,487
Please...

234
00:10:41,555 --> 00:10:43,623
Stay away
from my patient.

235
00:10:50,130 --> 00:10:51,364
Which button?

236
00:10:51,432 --> 00:10:52,966
The one by your right hand

237
00:10:53,033 --> 00:10:55,034
with the design of the bed
next to it and the arrows

238
00:10:55,102 --> 00:10:56,669
pointing up or down.
You bugged the room?

239
00:10:56,737 --> 00:10:59,939
I absolutely,
without apology, will admit

240
00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:02,141
that someone may have
allegedly done so.

241
00:11:02,209 --> 00:11:03,409
Guess we can pass
unethical

242
00:11:03,477 --> 00:11:05,845
and skip straight
to illegal.

243
00:11:05,913 --> 00:11:07,814
Not according to the recent
Supreme Court case

244
00:11:07,881 --> 00:11:09,649
of bite versus me.

245
00:11:09,717 --> 00:11:11,150
Dr. Kaufman's single.

246
00:11:11,218 --> 00:11:12,986
Did you know he went
to Harvard Medical School?

247
00:11:13,053 --> 00:11:16,322
Mom, stop yenta-ing
for one minute!

248
00:11:16,390 --> 00:11:18,424
If you want gloomy
and unable to commit,

249
00:11:18,492 --> 00:11:20,026
then stick
with the goyishe one.

250
00:11:20,094 --> 00:11:22,095
This is completely unethical.
Why are we listening to this?

251
00:11:22,162 --> 00:11:24,430
I know I'm a pain,
but it's impossible

252
00:11:24,498 --> 00:11:26,899
for me to work with you
if you— fine, fine!

253
00:11:26,967 --> 00:11:29,035
Instead of a live stream,
I'll get a recap from Cuddy

254
00:11:29,103 --> 00:11:31,070
20 minutes later—
thank you for saving America.

255
00:11:31,138 --> 00:11:33,539
Could be leukemia.

256
00:11:33,607 --> 00:11:35,241
Anemia from
taking over the marrow,

257
00:11:35,309 --> 00:11:38,077
a-fib from infiltrating
cardiac muscle.

258
00:11:38,145 --> 00:11:40,713
Sounds good.

259
00:11:40,781 --> 00:11:43,416
Yeah.

260
00:11:43,484 --> 00:11:46,486
I was really hoping
for a different diagnosis—

261
00:11:46,553 --> 00:11:48,788
one that Kaufman hadn't
already come up with.

262
00:11:48,856 --> 00:11:51,190
He just started
a bone-marrow biopsy.

263
00:11:51,258 --> 00:11:53,326
So we don't need to do anything.
I don't.

264
00:11:53,394 --> 00:11:55,428
You do. Go to admitting.
Find us a new case.

265
00:12:06,106 --> 00:12:08,508
Psst! Whaa!

266
00:12:14,381 --> 00:12:15,682
Ddx.

267
00:12:15,749 --> 00:12:17,383
Um, we just did it.

268
00:12:17,451 --> 00:12:19,218
No, we just did
the fake one.

269
00:12:19,286 --> 00:12:21,754
Why do you think I let the
truth fairy know about the bug?

270
00:12:21,822 --> 00:12:23,790
I was testing her.
She failed.

271
00:12:23,857 --> 00:12:25,291
She's still a narc.

272
00:12:25,359 --> 00:12:28,328
Thiamine deficiency
fits better than leukemia.

273
00:12:28,395 --> 00:12:30,797
You think she's
an alcoholic?

274
00:12:30,864 --> 00:12:33,566
I had dinner with Arlene.
I mixed her a gin and tonic.

275
00:12:33,634 --> 00:12:35,902
And I'd run
out of the tonic,

276
00:12:35,969 --> 00:12:37,804
so I substituted
sleeping pills.

277
00:12:37,871 --> 00:12:39,472
Next morning,
she assumed

278
00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:41,908
the blackout was
from the drinking.

279
00:12:41,975 --> 00:12:44,777
How many old ladies are used
to passing out from boozing?

280
00:12:44,845 --> 00:12:48,748
The answer is the boozers.

281
00:12:48,816 --> 00:12:51,484
We're gonna have to slip her
the thiamine pills.

282
00:12:54,655 --> 00:12:56,689
We've got to run this
by Cuddy.

283
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,860
Why do you think
I'm in such a bad mood?

284
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:09,369
Alcoholic?

285
00:13:11,772 --> 00:13:13,306
Treatment's very easy,

286
00:13:13,374 --> 00:13:15,375
safe.

287
00:13:15,442 --> 00:13:17,744
It's literally
a few vitamin pills.

288
00:13:17,811 --> 00:13:19,412
It'll fix her heart,

289
00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:22,215
and it won't interfere with
the biopsy Kaufman's running.

290
00:13:22,282 --> 00:13:25,852
Put 'em
in an antacid bottle.

291
00:13:25,919 --> 00:13:27,920
Just tell her
it's for stomach problems.

292
00:13:34,228 --> 00:13:35,728
I have to ask her
about this.

293
00:13:35,796 --> 00:13:38,998
Of course.
Absolutely.

294
00:13:39,066 --> 00:13:40,333
You'll ask.
She'll deny.

295
00:13:40,401 --> 00:13:42,168
You'll push it.
She'll get offended.

296
00:13:42,236 --> 00:13:43,603
You'll be exactly
where you are now,

297
00:13:43,670 --> 00:13:45,271
except it'll be
harder to treat.

298
00:13:45,339 --> 00:13:46,506
You've absolutely
got to do that.

299
00:13:46,573 --> 00:13:47,807
I don't think
she'll lie to me.

300
00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:50,877
She just spent
the last five years

301
00:13:50,944 --> 00:13:53,679
going south of the border
down Mexico way.

302
00:13:53,747 --> 00:13:55,782
We have our issues,
but since dad died,

303
00:13:55,849 --> 00:13:59,852
we tell each other the truth
when asked directly.

304
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:03,289
It's important to us.

305
00:14:05,692 --> 00:14:07,994
Addicts lie.

306
00:14:22,476 --> 00:14:23,810
Can I speak
to mom alone?

307
00:14:25,045 --> 00:14:27,213
Why?

308
00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:34,086
You're scaring me,
Lisa.

309
00:14:34,154 --> 00:14:38,458
Mom, I think your drinking
is causing your heart problems.

310
00:14:38,525 --> 00:14:41,828
Is this about the champagne?
She ordered—

311
00:14:43,664 --> 00:14:47,033
patsy and Anne
told me last week

312
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:49,135
you lost control
at the museum luncheon.

313
00:14:49,203 --> 00:14:51,704
You're talking to my friends
behind my back.

314
00:14:51,772 --> 00:14:55,141
We are all concerned.
Just tell me honestly...

315
00:14:55,209 --> 00:14:56,809
How much have you
been drinking?

316
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:03,716
I may be your patient,
but I am still your mother.

317
00:15:03,784 --> 00:15:07,253
And I'm telling you
I am not a drunk.

318
00:15:13,627 --> 00:15:16,362
Okay.

319
00:15:28,242 --> 00:15:29,642
For your stomach pains.

320
00:15:53,567 --> 00:15:57,403
If something like that
comes up again, just...

321
00:15:57,471 --> 00:15:58,838
Do what you need
to do.

322
00:15:58,906 --> 00:16:01,374
And keep you out of it?
Yeah.

323
00:16:01,441 --> 00:16:04,210
I am being a coward,

324
00:16:04,278 --> 00:16:06,112
which is exactly why
doctors shouldn't treat

325
00:16:06,179 --> 00:16:07,680
their own families.

326
00:16:07,748 --> 00:16:09,549
Congratulations.

327
00:16:09,616 --> 00:16:11,851
You were right,
as usual.

328
00:16:15,489 --> 00:16:18,991
The hitting you
was not optimal.

329
00:16:19,059 --> 00:16:21,761
I was going through
my own divorce at the time.

330
00:16:21,828 --> 00:16:23,563
I have had years
of therapy.

331
00:16:23,630 --> 00:16:24,964
Now when I get mad,

332
00:16:25,032 --> 00:16:27,967
I do some deep breathing,
squeeze my stress ball.

333
00:16:28,035 --> 00:16:31,070
Hey, I kind of
deserved it.

334
00:16:31,138 --> 00:16:33,506
That's for sure.

335
00:16:33,574 --> 00:16:35,541
Here's the deal.

336
00:16:35,609 --> 00:16:37,843
I do a lot
of med-mal insurance.

337
00:16:37,911 --> 00:16:39,545
I need a new
non-testifying expert.

338
00:16:39,613 --> 00:16:41,113
I'll give you one case
as a tryout.

339
00:16:41,181 --> 00:16:42,515
You kick ass,
I put you on retainer.

340
00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:45,551
Average 15 hours a week,
it's 50 a year.

341
00:16:45,619 --> 00:16:47,820
50 what?

342
00:16:47,888 --> 00:16:50,723
You kidding?
$50,000.

343
00:16:50,791 --> 00:16:52,792
I'll take it.

344
00:16:52,859 --> 00:16:54,961
You drive a soft bargain.

345
00:16:55,028 --> 00:16:56,729
You got to sign
an N.D.A.

346
00:16:56,797 --> 00:16:57,930
Sure.

347
00:16:57,998 --> 00:17:00,199
Is this...?

348
00:17:00,267 --> 00:17:02,301
Uh, that's a case
I'm about to settle.

349
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,870
I rep a giant
pizza-delivery company.

350
00:17:04,938 --> 00:17:07,340
Driver hit that kid,
messed up his legs.

351
00:17:07,407 --> 00:17:10,142
And gave him a microbleed
in his brain, right?

352
00:17:10,210 --> 00:17:12,678
What? No.

353
00:17:12,746 --> 00:17:14,213
This little white mark.

354
00:17:14,281 --> 00:17:18,084
Your predecessor checked,
so did the kid's doctors.

355
00:17:18,151 --> 00:17:21,053
I don't know what that is,
but he's fine.

356
00:17:21,121 --> 00:17:24,423
Probably.
But if there's any doubt—

357
00:17:24,491 --> 00:17:25,825
it's a
multimillion-dollar case.

358
00:17:25,892 --> 00:17:27,293
We're settling
in two days.

359
00:17:27,361 --> 00:17:29,028
Lay off it, okay?

360
00:17:29,096 --> 00:17:31,030
Okay.
You're right.

361
00:17:31,098 --> 00:17:33,399
I'm off.

362
00:17:45,045 --> 00:17:46,812
She spiked a fever.
It's 102.

363
00:17:49,182 --> 00:17:51,550
That means I was wrong
about the thiamine deficiency.

364
00:17:51,618 --> 00:17:53,519
You were wrong
about the alcoholism.

365
00:17:53,587 --> 00:17:55,388
True dat.

366
00:17:55,455 --> 00:17:57,790
It's actually looking
more and more like leukemia.

367
00:17:57,858 --> 00:18:01,460
Kaufman rushed the biopsies.
It's not cancer.

368
00:18:01,528 --> 00:18:03,963
So there's
a bright side...

369
00:18:04,031 --> 00:18:06,699
Kaufman was wrong too.

370
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:17,446
Ddx.
Okay...

371
00:18:18,728 --> 00:18:20,529
What disease can turn
Cuddy's mother

372
00:18:20,597 --> 00:18:23,165
into a coma patient
named Stewart?

373
00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:24,200
Lupus?

374
00:18:26,470 --> 00:18:29,371
We got fired from that case.
We're moving on.

375
00:18:29,439 --> 00:18:31,640
We were already fired.
By the patient.

376
00:18:31,708 --> 00:18:33,509
This time by Cuddy,
so it's real.

377
00:18:33,577 --> 00:18:36,412
She somehow realized that
her completely unworkable system

378
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,447
was completely unworkable.

379
00:18:38,515 --> 00:18:41,116
Okay, pop quiz,
hot shots—

380
00:18:41,184 --> 00:18:43,052
I chose vegetable stew
for a reason.

381
00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:47,623
You got 60 seconds,
no "hintsies."

382
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:48,824
You're not gonna
talk to us?

383
00:18:48,892 --> 00:18:50,459
Exactly.
You're gonna have to—hey!

384
00:18:50,527 --> 00:18:52,027
You're good.

385
00:18:52,095 --> 00:18:54,330
So this is just a test?

386
00:18:54,397 --> 00:18:56,265
Pupils fixed and dilated—

387
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:58,234
an addict,

388
00:18:58,301 --> 00:19:00,870
found with an empty bottle
of phenobarb next to him.

389
00:19:00,937 --> 00:19:03,873
How is this a mystery?
It's an overdose.

390
00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:04,974
Glutethimide!

391
00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:06,809
Script filled last year.

392
00:19:06,877 --> 00:19:09,645
Could mimic fixed and dilated
without the brain death...

393
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:12,515
Except he'll just get better
on his own,

394
00:19:12,582 --> 00:19:14,650
so why would you take
this case?

395
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,151
Because House doesn't care
about the treatment

396
00:19:16,219 --> 00:19:17,553
as long as the case
is interesting.

397
00:19:17,621 --> 00:19:19,722
I'll do a blood draw

398
00:19:19,789 --> 00:19:22,291
and put glutethimide
on the tox screen.

399
00:19:27,964 --> 00:19:29,231
Really?

400
00:19:29,299 --> 00:19:31,534
You thought that case
was interesting?

401
00:19:31,601 --> 00:19:33,769
Oh, guess we're still
on Arlene.

402
00:19:33,837 --> 00:19:36,071
Aren't there other ways
of keeping Masters occupied?

403
00:19:36,139 --> 00:19:38,674
Not according to my
sexual harassment seminar.

404
00:19:42,779 --> 00:19:44,079
Maybe it's not hypochondria.

405
00:19:44,147 --> 00:19:45,414
She said she gets
a lot of rashes.

406
00:19:45,482 --> 00:19:46,615
Add the fever—

407
00:19:46,683 --> 00:19:49,318
sounds like
autoimmune, S.L.E.

408
00:19:49,386 --> 00:19:51,487
Congratulations,
you can think exactly like

409
00:19:51,555 --> 00:19:53,422
a semi-competent
internist.

410
00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:56,025
Kaufman's starting her
on prednisone.

411
00:19:56,092 --> 00:19:57,993
But the heart problems
were first.

412
00:19:58,061 --> 00:20:00,296
Endocarditis.

413
00:20:00,363 --> 00:20:01,630
With no murmurs?

414
00:20:01,698 --> 00:20:03,832
It's usually a late sign.

415
00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:05,167
Echo showed
pristine valves.

416
00:20:05,235 --> 00:20:06,435
Below the resolving
threshold.

417
00:20:06,503 --> 00:20:08,404
Kaufman's prednisone

418
00:20:08,471 --> 00:20:10,773
will suppress her
immune system—could kill her.

419
00:20:14,611 --> 00:20:16,445
You got to tell him
it's endocarditis.

420
00:20:16,513 --> 00:20:17,813
Check the wiretap.

421
00:20:17,881 --> 00:20:20,316
His I.D. guy's been putting
the same argument to him.

422
00:20:20,383 --> 00:20:22,751
He can't convince him.
You think I got a better shot?

423
00:20:22,819 --> 00:20:24,019
So what do we do?

424
00:20:29,225 --> 00:20:31,594
We switch her meds.

425
00:20:31,661 --> 00:20:33,262
We get a solution
of broad-spectrum antibiotics,

426
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:36,465
stick it in an I.V. bag
marked for prednisone.

427
00:20:36,533 --> 00:20:38,400
Kaufman can only be there
a few times a day.

428
00:20:38,468 --> 00:20:40,769
Tell Arlene you're from
the pharmacy, switch 'em out.

429
00:20:40,837 --> 00:20:43,238
This is nuts.
This is way too complicated.

430
00:20:43,306 --> 00:20:44,607
It's hanging an I.V. bag!

431
00:20:44,674 --> 00:20:46,275
If the attending
doesn't know what she's on,

432
00:20:46,343 --> 00:20:47,576
the risk of drug reaction—
What risk?

433
00:20:47,644 --> 00:20:49,612
We know how he's treating her.
We bugged the room.

434
00:20:49,679 --> 00:20:50,913
This is not
about information!

435
00:20:50,981 --> 00:20:52,748
We're talking ethical
and legal violations

436
00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:54,516
on a scale that should make
even you puke!

437
00:20:54,584 --> 00:20:56,552
She's dying! That doesn't
mean we should all go to jail

438
00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:57,686
to save her!

439
00:21:04,194 --> 00:21:07,496
You're losing control
because...

440
00:21:07,564 --> 00:21:11,233
This is your
girlfriend's mom.

441
00:21:11,301 --> 00:21:14,036
You gonna run this
by Cuddy?

442
00:21:14,104 --> 00:21:15,437
No.

443
00:21:15,505 --> 00:21:17,373
She said to
keep her out of it,

444
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,707
do what we need to do.

445
00:21:18,775 --> 00:21:19,975
Look, I know
what I'm suggesting

446
00:21:20,043 --> 00:21:21,944
is completely screwed up.

447
00:21:22,012 --> 00:21:23,212
That's because
this situation

448
00:21:23,279 --> 00:21:25,047
is completely screwed up.

449
00:21:25,115 --> 00:21:28,083
Do it, or you're fired.

450
00:21:32,956 --> 00:21:35,124
We stick together,
he can't fire all three of us.

451
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,727
Give me a prescription pad.

452
00:21:38,795 --> 00:21:40,729
Why are you doing this?

453
00:21:40,797 --> 00:21:42,297
Because I think
it's endocarditis,

454
00:21:42,365 --> 00:21:44,933
and I think the prednisone
will kill her.

455
00:21:45,001 --> 00:21:47,436
Now, I forgot
my prescription pad.

456
00:21:57,947 --> 00:22:00,115
Am I a horrible person?

457
00:22:00,183 --> 00:22:03,218
I used to win awards
for volunteer work.

458
00:22:03,286 --> 00:22:05,888
I went to Guatemala
and fixed cleft palates.

459
00:22:05,955 --> 00:22:08,357
Now we're sitting back
letting Chase

460
00:22:08,425 --> 00:22:10,793
do our dirty work.
We're doing the right thing—

461
00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:12,795
stay out of it.
I don't know.

462
00:22:12,862 --> 00:22:15,798
I don't know
about anything anymore.

463
00:22:15,865 --> 00:22:20,169
Then this thing with the kid,
Rachel's brother—

464
00:22:20,236 --> 00:22:21,670
stay out of that too.

465
00:22:21,738 --> 00:22:24,807
A—radiologists—experts,
unlike you—said no bleed.

466
00:22:24,874 --> 00:22:26,608
B—you yourself said
it's probably not.

467
00:22:26,676 --> 00:22:28,977
C—you've got
no doctor-patient relationship.

468
00:22:29,045 --> 00:22:30,713
D—you'll lose
your consulting job.

469
00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:32,247
E—your ex will kill you.

470
00:22:32,315 --> 00:22:35,150
F—I'm running
out of alphabet here.

471
00:22:36,686 --> 00:22:38,220
You do it?

472
00:22:38,288 --> 00:22:40,222
Had the bag,
walking towards the room,

473
00:22:40,290 --> 00:22:42,791
and Cuddy's sister says,
"hey, Dr. Chase."

474
00:22:42,859 --> 00:22:44,827
I met her at
that charity event last year.

475
00:22:44,894 --> 00:22:46,328
One of you two
has got to do this.

476
00:22:46,396 --> 00:22:48,497
I met Arlene
at the same benefit.

477
00:22:48,565 --> 00:22:49,765
Conveniently.

478
00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:51,800
Come on, don't ask me.

479
00:22:51,868 --> 00:22:53,569
I don't even know
if I believe it's endo—

480
00:22:55,138 --> 00:22:57,039
Damn it.
It's Rachel's brother.

481
00:22:57,107 --> 00:22:58,674
He wants me to check out
some new case.

482
00:22:58,742 --> 00:23:01,744
Conveniently.

483
00:23:01,811 --> 00:23:04,947
It's a tryout.
I need this job.

484
00:23:05,014 --> 00:23:07,683
I got to do this.

485
00:23:07,751 --> 00:23:09,218
So you're just gonna
ditch us, run off,

486
00:23:09,285 --> 00:23:10,352
and work
on some other case?

487
00:23:22,332 --> 00:23:23,999
Are you Timothy's mom?

488
00:23:24,067 --> 00:23:25,901
Yeah.
My name is Christopher Taub.

489
00:23:25,969 --> 00:23:29,238
I'm a doctor
at Princeton Plainsboro.

490
00:23:29,305 --> 00:23:30,706
I saw your son's file.

491
00:23:30,774 --> 00:23:33,509
I think he might have
a very small bleed in his brain.

492
00:23:33,576 --> 00:23:36,178
Wait, you—
you saw his file?

493
00:23:36,246 --> 00:23:37,980
H-how do you even know
who we are? I—

494
00:23:38,047 --> 00:23:40,783
your son could die
of a brain hemorrhage.

495
00:23:40,850 --> 00:23:42,584
He needs a cerebral
angiogram today.

496
00:23:42,652 --> 00:23:45,187
Get in your car and meet me
at the hospital.

497
00:23:47,791 --> 00:23:51,226
Timothy, we're gonna go see
the doctor.

498
00:23:55,771 --> 00:23:57,205
Another pop quiz.

499
00:23:57,273 --> 00:24:00,375
How many idiot doctors
does it take to switch an I.V.?

500
00:24:00,443 --> 00:24:03,278
The longer we wait,

501
00:24:03,346 --> 00:24:05,780
the more the prednisone
is gonna kill her immune system.

502
00:24:05,848 --> 00:24:07,382
Forget playing pharmacist.

503
00:24:07,450 --> 00:24:09,317
Mom naps every afternoon.
Wait by the room.

504
00:24:09,385 --> 00:24:11,553
When she falls asleep,
get the sister out somehow.

505
00:24:17,693 --> 00:24:19,761
Hi, Dr. Cuddy, is now
a good time to talk?

506
00:24:19,829 --> 00:24:21,796
Not really.

507
00:24:21,864 --> 00:24:24,032
So, um, you know
how you had us consulting

508
00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:25,800
and then stopped
having us consult?

509
00:24:25,868 --> 00:24:28,370
Why are you still here?

510
00:24:28,437 --> 00:24:30,205
Um, well,
I think the stopping

511
00:24:30,272 --> 00:24:32,841
might have stopped.

512
00:24:32,908 --> 00:24:34,643
House put me
on this weird case

513
00:24:34,710 --> 00:24:36,211
where there's
no treatment—

514
00:24:36,278 --> 00:24:38,179
I think maybe
to distract me.

515
00:24:38,247 --> 00:24:39,848
Uh, and they've been
acting odd.

516
00:24:39,915 --> 00:24:42,083
I'll look into it.

517
00:24:42,151 --> 00:24:43,785
Thank you
for coming to me.

518
00:24:43,853 --> 00:24:46,354
Because I'm—I'm worried
that he's switching

519
00:24:46,422 --> 00:24:48,823
your mother's medications.

520
00:24:48,891 --> 00:24:51,526
I checked
with the pharmacy—

521
00:24:51,594 --> 00:24:53,995
Dr. Chase got prednisone
and antibiotics

522
00:24:54,063 --> 00:24:56,297
for my coma patient,
which wouldn't treat him,

523
00:24:56,365 --> 00:24:59,100
but could treat conditions
that cause...

524
00:24:59,168 --> 00:25:02,237
Heart failure.

525
00:25:07,543 --> 00:25:09,244
You told me to keep you out
of it, do what I needed to do.

526
00:25:09,311 --> 00:25:11,246
What the hell
did you think that meant?

527
00:25:11,313 --> 00:25:12,747
I meant, like, if you had
to slip her

528
00:25:12,815 --> 00:25:13,948
a few more vitamin pills
or something.

529
00:25:14,016 --> 00:25:15,417
This is life-threatening!

530
00:25:15,484 --> 00:25:17,385
It's illegal.

531
00:25:17,453 --> 00:25:19,020
I wasn't expecting
something like this.

532
00:25:19,088 --> 00:25:20,655
Only because you intentionally
weren't thinking about it

533
00:25:20,723 --> 00:25:23,558
'cause you don't want to make
any tough decisions.

534
00:25:26,629 --> 00:25:28,830
Are you completely sure
it's endocarditis?

535
00:25:31,634 --> 00:25:33,201
That's not
a real question.

536
00:25:33,269 --> 00:25:36,938
Endocarditis fits
better than the alternatives.

537
00:25:43,079 --> 00:25:47,182
We're having a little trouble
hanging the right I.V.

538
00:25:47,249 --> 00:25:49,984
The fastest way is
with you help.

539
00:26:02,264 --> 00:26:03,865
Where'd Julia go?

540
00:26:03,933 --> 00:26:05,066
She's got a family.

541
00:26:05,134 --> 00:26:07,068
I've got a family.

542
00:26:07,136 --> 00:26:10,505
Three kids and a husband—
that's a family.

543
00:26:10,573 --> 00:26:12,941
You were always tougher
on me than Julia.

544
00:26:13,008 --> 00:26:15,243
Why is that?
I'm not.

545
00:26:15,311 --> 00:26:18,713
I was thinking
about when you made me run

546
00:26:18,781 --> 00:26:20,915
for yearbook editor—
I didn't want to.

547
00:26:20,983 --> 00:26:22,884
I didn't have a social life
my whole senior year.

548
00:26:22,952 --> 00:26:24,586
You let Julia do
whatever she wanted.

549
00:26:24,653 --> 00:26:27,255
We're debating
12th grade now?

550
00:26:27,323 --> 00:26:29,224
Like anything's changed.
What do you want, Lisa?

551
00:26:29,291 --> 00:26:32,293
Do you want to hear
I love you both the same?

552
00:26:32,361 --> 00:26:34,462
Of course I do.

553
00:26:36,766 --> 00:26:38,500
Okay.

554
00:26:38,567 --> 00:26:41,369
But times like this,

555
00:26:41,437 --> 00:26:44,539
when we argue,
it reminds me...

556
00:26:44,607 --> 00:26:46,975
I have more in common
with her.

557
00:26:47,042 --> 00:26:49,911
She's nicer to me.

558
00:26:49,979 --> 00:26:51,980
I love you both...

559
00:26:53,949 --> 00:26:56,885
But I like her
more than you.

560
00:27:14,436 --> 00:27:17,338
I called you three times.
My phone wasn't exactly on.

561
00:27:17,406 --> 00:27:19,407
I figure I'll be getting
some angry calls

562
00:27:19,475 --> 00:27:20,942
once radiology sends back
the angiogram.

563
00:27:21,010 --> 00:27:23,878
They already did.

564
00:27:23,946 --> 00:27:25,647
Here...

565
00:27:25,714 --> 00:27:28,316
This is what you saw.

566
00:27:28,384 --> 00:27:30,418
It's an anatomical variant
of the skull—

567
00:27:30,486 --> 00:27:33,254
the bone in proximity
to a blood vessel.

568
00:27:33,322 --> 00:27:34,756
There was nothing wrong
with him.

569
00:27:37,026 --> 00:27:38,259
That was reason "g."

570
00:27:39,895 --> 00:27:43,064
That's good news
for him.

571
00:27:50,606 --> 00:27:52,240
Lungs clear?
Diffuse wheezing,

572
00:27:52,308 --> 00:27:54,576
tightness, pruritis.

573
00:27:54,643 --> 00:27:56,511
It's an allergic reaction.

574
00:27:56,579 --> 00:27:59,180
Looks like.
Doesn't make any sense.

575
00:27:59,248 --> 00:28:00,715
She's on prednisone.

576
00:28:00,783 --> 00:28:04,652
How could she get
an allergic reaction?

577
00:28:08,608 --> 00:28:10,292
I switched out
the antibiotics,

578
00:28:10,427 --> 00:28:11,894
put her back on prednisone—
her breathing's normal.

579
00:28:11,962 --> 00:28:14,330
But the a-fib's back,
and her fever's up.

580
00:28:14,398 --> 00:28:15,965
Allergy's got to be due
to our antibiotics.

581
00:28:16,033 --> 00:28:17,634
Does Kaufman
know what we did?

582
00:28:17,701 --> 00:28:19,802
That's good.
No, that is terrible!

583
00:28:19,870 --> 00:28:23,006
He doesn't know that
she got worse on antibiotics,

584
00:28:23,073 --> 00:28:24,540
so now he's thinking
endocarditis.

585
00:28:24,608 --> 00:28:25,675
He'll put her back
on the antibiotics

586
00:28:25,743 --> 00:28:26,676
that almost suffocated her.

587
00:28:26,744 --> 00:28:27,810
What do we do?

588
00:28:30,648 --> 00:28:32,048
We push through this.

589
00:28:32,116 --> 00:28:35,184
It started in the heart.
Endocarditis still fits.

590
00:28:35,252 --> 00:28:36,653
It's just got
to be fungal.

591
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:37,687
We have to switch
Kaufman's antibiotics

592
00:28:37,755 --> 00:28:39,188
for amphotericin "b."

593
00:28:39,256 --> 00:28:41,257
I don't know if you're right.
I don't care.

594
00:28:41,325 --> 00:28:42,558
But we are gonna end up
killing this woman

595
00:28:42,626 --> 00:28:44,460
if we keep confusing
her attending

596
00:28:44,528 --> 00:28:47,582
with these secret meds.
I don't care about confusing the attending!

597
00:28:47,682 --> 00:28:48,949
I want this woman—

598
00:28:49,017 --> 00:28:51,452
we're not talking about
simple antibiotics anymore.

599
00:28:51,519 --> 00:28:52,987
Amphotericin "b"
is dangerous in itself.

600
00:28:53,181 --> 00:28:55,082
It's a poison.
That's why it kills fungi.

601
00:28:55,171 --> 00:28:58,163
It'll give her fever, chills—
which she already has,

602
00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,373
which will help us
hide it.

603
00:28:59,441 --> 00:29:00,908
I don't think I can take
a risk like that.

604
00:29:00,976 --> 00:29:03,611
Well, then you shouldn't
have let her fire me!

605
00:29:07,849 --> 00:29:11,418
Look, all you have to do
is switch the I.V.s again.

606
00:29:11,486 --> 00:29:13,688
This has blown up on you
once already.

607
00:29:13,701 --> 00:29:14,968
- He's right.
- Yep.

608
00:29:18,414 --> 00:29:20,450
I'm so sorry
I got you guys into this.

609
00:29:20,464 --> 00:29:21,664
You should go.

610
00:29:31,286 --> 00:29:32,921
I'm right.
I know.

611
00:29:32,969 --> 00:29:35,938
And I'll do it, but—

612
00:29:49,252 --> 00:29:53,189
I agree.
Fungal endocarditis fits.

613
00:29:54,858 --> 00:29:57,693
But we still have
to tell your mother.

614
00:30:00,063 --> 00:30:02,998
I don't want to tell her,
not at all.

615
00:30:03,066 --> 00:30:05,234
But the patient
is the highest priority.

616
00:30:06,212 --> 00:30:10,014
I'm kicking you
out of your office.

617
00:30:10,790 --> 00:30:12,136
Yes, you.

618
00:30:12,219 --> 00:30:13,686
This is not her office yet.

619
00:30:33,841 --> 00:30:35,642
If you tell anyone,

620
00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:39,145
I will get you thrown
out of med school,

621
00:30:39,213 --> 00:30:43,316
and I will destroy
your career.

622
00:30:45,653 --> 00:30:50,390
I've thought about that.

623
00:30:50,457 --> 00:30:53,560
Lying about me...

624
00:30:53,627 --> 00:30:55,428
Won't work.

625
00:30:55,496 --> 00:30:58,064
Everybody knows
your reputation.

626
00:30:58,132 --> 00:30:59,899
True...

627
00:30:59,967 --> 00:31:02,168
But I won't have to lie.

628
00:31:02,236 --> 00:31:06,639
Buried in your coma patient's
big, big file

629
00:31:06,707 --> 00:31:09,309
is a form
that doesn't allow treatment

630
00:31:09,376 --> 00:31:12,412
without the expressed
consent of the relatives.

631
00:31:15,449 --> 00:31:17,951
Wait...
You drew blood.

632
00:31:18,018 --> 00:31:20,286
And that's not just
a screwup.

633
00:31:20,354 --> 00:31:22,388
It's criminal assault.

634
00:31:25,793 --> 00:31:28,394
But you told me—
No. As you may recall...

635
00:31:35,236 --> 00:31:36,970
You set me up?

636
00:31:42,810 --> 00:31:43,943
Why?

637
00:31:45,679 --> 00:31:49,482
Because this patient
is the highest priority.

638
00:32:31,258 --> 00:32:33,259
You made her think

639
00:32:33,327 --> 00:32:35,295
I was hiding her son
being sick!

640
00:32:35,362 --> 00:32:38,564
She scuttled the settlement.
She reported me to the bar.

641
00:32:38,632 --> 00:32:41,234
I got to deal
with that crap now.

642
00:32:41,302 --> 00:32:45,471
I will sue you for slander,
for tortious interference,

643
00:32:45,539 --> 00:32:49,709
and anything else
I can use to destroy you.

644
00:32:49,777 --> 00:32:53,413
Oh, and my sister says
stay out of her life...

645
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,349
You failure.

646
00:32:56,417 --> 00:32:59,886
Five years of therapy.

647
00:33:05,726 --> 00:33:07,360
Dr. Kaufman?

648
00:33:07,428 --> 00:33:11,864
I need to speak with you
and the patient alone.

649
00:33:14,702 --> 00:33:17,270
I'm skipping
the credentials committee.

650
00:33:17,338 --> 00:33:19,305
I'm going straight
to the state board

651
00:33:19,373 --> 00:33:20,974
and reporting you for—

652
00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:24,844
what you've done is
so off the spectrum,

653
00:33:24,912 --> 00:33:26,579
I don't know there's
a specific name for it.

654
00:33:26,647 --> 00:33:28,481
I think he's talking
to you.

655
00:33:28,549 --> 00:33:29,983
Marty, calm down.

656
00:33:30,050 --> 00:33:31,217
And you—what you did
is worse.

657
00:33:31,285 --> 00:33:32,318
He's an insane lunatic.

658
00:33:32,386 --> 00:33:33,786
You're the Dean
of Medicine!

659
00:33:33,854 --> 00:33:35,588
I want you off my case.

660
00:33:35,656 --> 00:33:36,689
That's exactly right.

661
00:33:36,757 --> 00:33:38,524
Don't get excited.
You're fired too.

662
00:33:38,592 --> 00:33:41,260
What? I'll never get away
from House or my daughter

663
00:33:41,328 --> 00:33:42,895
if I stay here.

664
00:33:42,963 --> 00:33:44,797
Transfer me
to Princeton General.

665
00:33:44,865 --> 00:33:46,966
Mom...

666
00:33:47,034 --> 00:33:49,902
You're very ill,
and you're very angry.

667
00:33:49,970 --> 00:33:51,604
You really think now

668
00:33:51,672 --> 00:33:53,306
is the right time
to make a decision like this?

669
00:33:53,374 --> 00:33:56,175
You lied to me
and betrayed me.

670
00:33:56,243 --> 00:33:58,111
Do you think
I really care

671
00:33:58,178 --> 00:34:00,380
what you consider
a good idea anymore?

672
00:34:15,396 --> 00:34:18,031
I'll get the ambulance.

673
00:34:21,535 --> 00:34:24,037
Happy?

674
00:34:32,201 --> 00:34:35,336
I can't believe it.

675
00:34:38,807 --> 00:34:40,908
What just happened?

676
00:34:41,994 --> 00:34:44,362
You just killed her.

677
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,502
Are you blaming me?

678
00:34:50,823 --> 00:34:52,757
This is all because
you're so arrogant,

679
00:34:52,825 --> 00:34:55,327
you goaded her
into firing you!

680
00:34:55,394 --> 00:34:57,329
Actually, my mistakes started
a little after that,

681
00:34:57,396 --> 00:34:59,531
when I agreed
to your brilliant scheme

682
00:34:59,599 --> 00:35:01,233
to keep me on the case
after she'd fired me off it.

683
00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:02,734
She would have left
the hospital.

684
00:35:02,802 --> 00:35:05,103
Only 'cause you would have
let her, like you did just now.

685
00:35:05,171 --> 00:35:06,404
You think
I can control her?

686
00:35:06,472 --> 00:35:08,173
I don't know.
I've never seen you try.

687
00:35:08,241 --> 00:35:09,741
I have been rebelling
against this woman

688
00:35:09,809 --> 00:35:11,009
my entire life.

689
00:35:11,077 --> 00:35:13,178
Here's what I've seen.

690
00:35:13,246 --> 00:35:15,881
She insults you,
you complain to me.

691
00:35:15,948 --> 00:35:18,083
I drug her at dinner,
you never let her know.

692
00:35:18,150 --> 00:35:20,018
We slip her medicine,
happens behind her back.

693
00:35:20,086 --> 00:35:22,921
You never confront her...

694
00:35:22,989 --> 00:35:25,223
And it pisses me off.

695
00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:30,428
Are you taking this
personally?

696
00:35:30,496 --> 00:35:33,231
She leaves, she dies.

697
00:35:33,299 --> 00:35:35,467
One day...

698
00:35:35,535 --> 00:35:38,803
Maybe a week from now,
maybe a year from now,

699
00:35:38,871 --> 00:35:40,906
you're gonna decide that
the man sleeping next to you

700
00:35:40,973 --> 00:35:44,342
killed your mother.

701
00:35:46,913 --> 00:35:51,650
Get me my patient back.

702
00:35:54,554 --> 00:35:55,820
This is really bad, Lise.

703
00:35:55,888 --> 00:35:58,290
I swear to God, Jules,
I will call security!

704
00:36:11,504 --> 00:36:13,538
I asked you before
why you were tough on me.

705
00:36:13,606 --> 00:36:15,106
I wasn't.
You were.

706
00:36:15,174 --> 00:36:17,142
And I know why.

707
00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:21,212
You see something in me
that you didn't see in Julia

708
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,647
and you didn't see in you—

709
00:36:22,715 --> 00:36:25,250
a type of ambition,
a type of brains.

710
00:36:25,318 --> 00:36:27,319
That's why you rode me.

711
00:36:27,386 --> 00:36:30,655
You made me yearbook editor,
summa undergrad,

712
00:36:30,723 --> 00:36:33,358
A.O.A. in med school.

713
00:36:33,426 --> 00:36:35,961
The only time I ever see light
in your eyes

714
00:36:36,028 --> 00:36:38,630
is when you hear me talking
about my job.

715
00:36:42,234 --> 00:36:45,604
The reason you keep coming
to see me in the clinic

716
00:36:45,671 --> 00:36:47,772
is because you trust me.

717
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:51,276
You trust
my medical judgment.

718
00:36:51,344 --> 00:36:53,878
So here it is.

719
00:36:53,946 --> 00:36:56,815
If you transfer
to Princeton General,

720
00:36:56,882 --> 00:36:59,451
you'll be treated well,
and you'll die.

721
00:36:59,518 --> 00:37:02,053
If you stay here
with House,

722
00:37:02,121 --> 00:37:05,757
you'll be treated badly,
but you'll live.

723
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,495
I don't care if I have
to slash the tires

724
00:37:10,563 --> 00:37:14,032
of every ambulance
in this bay, mom.

725
00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:17,869
I am not letting you
leave my hospital.

726
00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:23,408
One, two, three.

727
00:37:23,476 --> 00:37:25,944
I got it.
How you feeling, mom?

728
00:37:26,012 --> 00:37:27,545
I feel a little dizzy.

729
00:37:27,613 --> 00:37:29,547
Your heart's still weak
from the infection.

730
00:37:29,615 --> 00:37:31,182
We'll hang
an antifungal I.V.

731
00:37:31,250 --> 00:37:33,485
If you're so great,
how come you're not running

732
00:37:33,552 --> 00:37:35,086
your department anymore?

733
00:37:35,154 --> 00:37:36,855
What are you talking
about, mom?

734
00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:39,257
That's what he told me.
Two days ago,

735
00:37:39,325 --> 00:37:40,992
I said that I didn't have
a department to run.

736
00:37:41,060 --> 00:37:42,861
I was being sarcastic.
No, you weren't.

737
00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:44,963
Right, because people
who are talking

738
00:37:45,031 --> 00:37:46,398
can't tell if they're
being sarcastic.

739
00:37:46,465 --> 00:37:49,634
That doesn't make any sense.
Of course they can.

740
00:37:49,702 --> 00:37:51,169
But you weren't.

741
00:37:57,143 --> 00:37:59,444
I love A-Rod.

742
00:37:59,512 --> 00:38:01,946
He's so modest.

743
00:38:02,014 --> 00:38:03,348
And I highly respect

744
00:38:03,416 --> 00:38:05,483
the paintings he has
of himself as a centaur.

745
00:38:05,551 --> 00:38:06,718
Question—

746
00:38:06,786 --> 00:38:09,487
do I like A-Rod?

747
00:38:09,555 --> 00:38:12,891
Yes...
Whoever he is.

748
00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:15,760
She can't recognize
sarcasm?

749
00:38:15,828 --> 00:38:17,796
Deficit in the right
parahippocampal gyrus,

750
00:38:17,863 --> 00:38:20,732
which means CNS involvement
before the fever.

751
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:24,069
I was wrong
about the endocarditis.

752
00:38:24,136 --> 00:38:27,839
I-I don't—
I don't feel—

753
00:38:27,907 --> 00:38:29,107
Mom? Mom!

754
00:38:29,175 --> 00:38:32,310
Heart rate 170.
Nurse!

755
00:38:33,846 --> 00:38:36,948
Do something.
I am.

756
00:38:37,016 --> 00:38:39,017
House!
The fever was hypothalamic.

757
00:38:39,085 --> 00:38:42,187
That means brain, heart,
anemia, allergy.

758
00:38:42,254 --> 00:38:43,521
You hear that, what do you think?
I don't know.

759
00:38:43,589 --> 00:38:45,590
You think heavy-metal toxicity.
It can't be.

760
00:38:45,658 --> 00:38:47,659
You treated with chelation for lead.
She got better, then she got worse.

761
00:38:47,727 --> 00:38:49,194
She never stopped
being poisoned.

762
00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:53,531
What are you doing?
You really want me to stop and explain?

763
00:39:05,511 --> 00:39:08,179
There it is.
Look at that.

764
00:39:10,316 --> 00:39:12,584
The muscle's black.

765
00:39:12,651 --> 00:39:15,420
Necrosis?
Metallosis.

766
00:39:15,488 --> 00:39:17,155
Her artificial hip

767
00:39:17,223 --> 00:39:19,491
"weared and teared"
way too much.

768
00:39:19,558 --> 00:39:22,193
It's cobalt poisoning.

769
00:39:22,261 --> 00:39:23,495
We need Chase
to get an O.R.

770
00:39:23,562 --> 00:39:25,997
I'm gonna start
chelation again.

771
00:39:56,929 --> 00:39:59,264
I thought you didn't want
to see me.

772
00:39:59,331 --> 00:40:02,033
I didn't.
Foreman called me.

773
00:40:07,740 --> 00:40:09,340
I didn't know
that you thought

774
00:40:09,408 --> 00:40:12,210
that little boy had
a bleed in his head.

775
00:40:15,848 --> 00:40:17,782
I will kill my brother

776
00:40:17,850 --> 00:40:21,486
if he messes
with you anymore.

777
00:40:21,554 --> 00:40:25,223
What do you care?

778
00:40:25,291 --> 00:40:27,959
Chris...

779
00:40:28,027 --> 00:40:31,863
You were
a crappy husband...

780
00:40:31,931 --> 00:40:34,999
But you are
a good person.

781
00:41:02,494 --> 00:41:06,097
Once again,
you are unfired.

782
00:41:06,165 --> 00:41:07,532
Why?

783
00:41:09,768 --> 00:41:12,303
You sold me out
even though you knew

784
00:41:12,371 --> 00:41:16,307
that you were gonna get thrown
out of med school.

785
00:41:16,375 --> 00:41:17,909
That's just...

786
00:41:17,977 --> 00:41:20,712
Kind of impressive.

787
00:41:23,015 --> 00:41:24,883
I keep my job
if I stand up to you.

788
00:41:24,950 --> 00:41:26,885
I keep it if I don't.

789
00:41:26,952 --> 00:41:28,386
I...

790
00:41:28,454 --> 00:41:29,988
Don't buy it.

791
00:41:32,892 --> 00:41:34,359
When Cuddy
was protecting me before,

792
00:41:34,426 --> 00:41:35,894
she was protecting
a doctor.

793
00:41:35,961 --> 00:41:38,930
She's now protecting
a boyfriend.

794
00:41:38,998 --> 00:41:41,532
The hospital's not gonna
put up with that for long.

795
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,569
So I need you
to protect me

796
00:41:44,637 --> 00:41:47,138
from doing something
Cuddy will regret.

797
00:41:53,012 --> 00:41:54,712
See you bright
and late tomorrow.

798
00:42:10,863 --> 00:42:14,098
Mom...

799
00:42:14,166 --> 00:42:16,200
Why would you want
to keep this?

800
00:42:16,268 --> 00:42:19,270
So I can mount it
on the wall,

801
00:42:19,338 --> 00:42:21,306
like a moose head.

802
00:42:28,514 --> 00:42:29,647
It says here

803
00:42:29,715 --> 00:42:33,918
cobalt can cause rashes,

804
00:42:33,986 --> 00:42:38,957
dizziness,
and stomach problems.

805
00:42:39,024 --> 00:42:41,993
You still think I've been
imagining the whole thing?

806
00:42:42,061 --> 00:42:44,329
Okay, you might have
a point.

807
00:42:44,396 --> 00:42:46,331
How do you feel?

808
00:42:46,398 --> 00:42:49,334
You know,
a little dizziness...

809
00:42:49,401 --> 00:42:51,502
Some pain.

810
00:43:07,186 --> 00:43:09,854
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