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Excuse me, waitress?

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I'm afraid
the teriyaki chicken's

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no longer on the menu.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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That's what
you had last time.

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We've never
been here before.

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I definitely remember you.
No, we never get up north.

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We're just up to see
a friend of ours

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who moved here
last summer.

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Your hair was lighter.
You had little round glasses.

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Sounds like you.

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Henry, don't play along.
It's a gimmick, for tips.

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Could we get some water?

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It was last August.
Saturday, the 14th.

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You were wearing
a blue dress with polka dots.

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Your eyes were puffy,

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like you'd been crying.

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The 14th
is Darren's birthday.

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He said he had
to cancel his party

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'cause his old girlfriend
showed up.

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They got into a huge fight.

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- Henry...
- I knew it. Damn it.

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Ever since that ski trip

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when the two of you
disappeared.

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I'll go... Get your water.

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Are you all right?

27
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Are you okay?

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I can't move my legs!

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== Sync, corrected by elderman ==
== for www.addic7ed.com ==

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Picture a door.

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Unlocked with the key
of the mind.

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Two medical cases, both
more fascinating than the last.

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That actually makes no logical sense.

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This is not a door
to logical sense.

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Also, shut up.

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Case number one.

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33-year-old woman

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named...

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Something I can't remember.

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You'll see the irony
in a second.

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Presenting with
temporary paralysis,

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high CK levels,

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and a perfect memory.

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How perfect is perfect?

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Perfectly perfect.

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Hyperthymesia.

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Complete recall

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of every moment of every day

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since puberty.

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All 7,600,049 of them.

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It's cool, huh?

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One of only a handful
of recorded cases.

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So we have two symptoms:

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Temporary leg paralysis
and elevated CK.

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Obviously you're not suffering
from the same condition

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'cause you've already forgotten
my dramatic voiceover.

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There's a third symptom.

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- Her memory's unrelated.
- Why?

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It's a strange
medical phenomenon—

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Hyperthymesia is known
to manifest in adolescence.

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Yeah, in the whole five
documented cases.

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To be related, it would mean
20 years between symptoms.

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Plus, I don't know
of any diseases

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that cause great memory.

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Only ones that destroy it.

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MRI showed no evidence
of stroke or tumor,

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so probably a toxin.

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She's a waitress. They're no strangers
to botulism or alcoholism.

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We should search the diner
and where she lives.

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Or you could
search her brain.

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You know,
where her memory lives.

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Save the gas.

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You two check her home.

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You two get a complete
patient history.

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We'll see who gets
an answer first.

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You said there's
a second case?

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Oh! Yeah.

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Thanks.

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The case of
the 45-year-old doctor

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who just failed his pathology
recertification exam

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and is going to lose
his board certification

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and get fired.

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How'd you fail it? You spend
half your life in the lab.

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I was recovering
from the flu.

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I'm retaking it next week.
It's not an issue.

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Normally, I'd let

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Darwinism run its course.

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But Cuddy's in a big tizzy

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about her poster boy
getting canned.

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So how are we gonna get
the short guy off the short bus?

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- What about a tutor?
- I don't need a tutor.

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Tutor it is.

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Choose your poison.

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Chase, if you prefer
pounding Aussie beers

95
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and comiserating over
the suckiness of divorce

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Masters, if you want
nervous energy, flash cards,

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and obnoxious pieces
of arcane trivia.

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Foreman, if you
need to be berated

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by a humorless hard-ass.

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Foreman.

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Interesting.

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You must be more worried
than you look.

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I need a consult,
Dr. Wilson.

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So call me in a week
if it still itches.

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Thank you.

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And be sure to give Sarah
a kiss for me.

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Will do.

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Who's Sarah?

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Her granddaughter,
I think.

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Early stages of dementia.

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What's the consult?

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I need your medical opinion

113
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on what bar we're gonna hit
for happy hour tonight

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to kick off the official end

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to your three-month
pity party over Sam.

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I can't tonight.

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Because of Sarah?

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Yes, because of

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my senile patient's
granddaughter.

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You caught me.
I'm busy!

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Who's Sarah?

122
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Wilson's friend.

123
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My computer crashed.

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Lost my database
of his acquaintances.

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Or you're both lying to me.

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I know nothing about Wilson
having a friend named Sarah.

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Satisfied?

128
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Nooo.

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What are the eight types
of vomitus?

130
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I could show you four
right now

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if you ask me
one more review question.

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Hey, you picked me.

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You said you wanted
a hard-ass.

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No, House said that.

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I pretended to agree
to get him off my back.

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I picked you because
I wanted the guy

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who doesn't like
getting involved

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in other people's problems.

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Yes, I thought
you'd want to skip

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the massive public humiliation
of getting fired.

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By treating me
like I'm an imbecile?

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I'm totally fine.

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I aced my first
pathology boards.

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Medicine has come a long way
in the last hundred years.

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You know...

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I heard of a guy

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who knew a guy

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who could get the exam
ahead of time.

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It was something I heard.

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Patient's file said she lost
some weight on a new diet, right?

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Yeah, she went vegan.

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Are laxatives vegan?

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Hello?

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Where are you?

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In the parking garage,

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searching Wilson's car.

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We have an answer.
Magnesium poisoning.

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We found a pretty large
stash of laxatives.

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Abuse can lead
to hypermagnesemia.

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I admit that's...

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Impressively outside-the-box
thinking.

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Hmm.

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House.

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You still there, House?

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Everything okay?

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No.

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For a second,
I thought Wilson

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might have a drug problem.

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Turns out it's much,
much worse.

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Okay... Uh,
so we push fluids

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and wait for her kidneys
to clear the hypermagnesemia?

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You'll be waiting a long time
since that's not what she has.

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Her BP and respiratory rate
are normal.

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While you two were so busy being
impressively outside the box,

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you missed the actual box.

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00:07:06,691 --> 00:07:08,692
Chase and Masters done yet?

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00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:10,616
Two light beers,
November 16th.

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One really bad glass of Pinot
on the 17th.

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Uh, nothing from the 18th.

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Shouldn't you be working
for NASA or something?

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You mean why am I
just a waitress?

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No, I didn't mean...

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I'm sorry, I-I-I-I...

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It's okay.

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Remembering something

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is not the same
as understanding it.

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I'm not a genius.

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I love my job.
I'm great at it.

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Keeps my mind busy.

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Hi.

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I'm Dr. House.

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You are not pooping.

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Question is,
are you also a klutz?

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Uh...

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I guess I'm no clumsier
than most people.

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What are you guessing for?

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You've got a perfect memory.

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I was told there'd be
numbers, dates, fireworks.

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What do you want to know?

200
00:08:00,344 --> 00:08:01,528
Let's go back to 2008.

201
00:08:01,579 --> 00:08:05,799
How many trips, stumbles,
falls did you have?

202
00:08:08,986 --> 00:08:10,019
11.

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00:08:11,956 --> 00:08:15,241
This really works.
Cool.

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00:08:15,292 --> 00:08:17,444
How 'bout 2009?

205
00:08:17,511 --> 00:08:18,978
12.

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00:08:19,046 --> 00:08:20,230
Even cooler.
Last year?

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00:08:20,297 --> 00:08:22,015
20.

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That's a big spike
in discoordination.

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If you add the constipation,
it's early onset Parkinson's.

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00:08:29,896 --> 00:08:32,246
Give her a full neuro exam,
and start her on levodopa.

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00:08:40,484 --> 00:08:42,535
Oh, I'm so surprised
you broke into my apartment

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00:08:42,603 --> 00:08:43,603
without telling me.

213
00:08:43,654 --> 00:08:44,604
What is this?

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An intervention.

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00:08:46,190 --> 00:08:47,707
Exhibit A.

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A baggie filled
with nepeta cataria,

217
00:08:50,661 --> 00:08:51,944
also known as...

218
00:08:51,996 --> 00:08:53,997
That had better not be
what I think it is.

219
00:08:54,081 --> 00:08:55,582
If you mean your new
junkie girlfriend,

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then yes.

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00:08:56,801 --> 00:08:59,636
House...

222
00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:02,255
Okay, fine.
I got a cat.

223
00:09:02,306 --> 00:09:03,756
Release the Kraken.

224
00:09:03,808 --> 00:09:05,008
I don't think you appreciate

225
00:09:05,092 --> 00:09:06,426
the severity
of your situation.

226
00:09:06,526 --> 00:09:07,726
You are rapidly approaching
an end-stage male spinsterism.

227
00:09:10,181 --> 00:09:12,015
That cat,

228
00:09:12,099 --> 00:09:14,767
that diabetic cat that you're
shooting up with Insulin

229
00:09:14,819 --> 00:09:16,986
and buying dime bags
of catnip for,

230
00:09:17,071 --> 00:09:19,376
that means you've given up
on ever finding anyone.

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00:09:19,576 --> 00:09:21,933
Don't you think
you're completely overreacting

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00:09:22,276 --> 00:09:23,276
If I'm completely
overreacting.

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00:09:23,327 --> 00:09:24,577
why'd you lie to me?

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00:09:24,645 --> 00:09:27,447
Um, because I knew you would
completely overreact.

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Its name's Sarah.

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00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:31,050
Cats aren't named that.
Women are.

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What the Freud
is that about?

238
00:09:32,603 --> 00:09:34,487
Look, I didn't name her.

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00:09:34,538 --> 00:09:35,705
My neighbor did.

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00:09:35,789 --> 00:09:37,841
She died, and I felt bad.

241
00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:40,043
Sarah would have been
destroyed at the shelter.

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00:09:40,110 --> 00:09:42,629
Aww, who would want
a cat that croaks

243
00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:43,630
if you're not home
twice a day

244
00:09:43,681 --> 00:09:44,633
to shoot it up?

245
00:09:45,499 --> 00:09:46,699
It's like having
your own button on Lost.

246
00:09:47,718 --> 00:09:50,603
You know, I'm pretty sure

247
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that there is
a river nearby.

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00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,308
I'm keeping her.

249
00:10:00,064 --> 00:10:01,341
Okay, shrug your shoulders

250
00:10:01,441 --> 00:10:02,641
and don't let me
push them down.

251
00:10:03,901 --> 00:10:06,852
So I have to ask, uh...

252
00:10:06,904 --> 00:10:08,288
Is there a trick you use?

253
00:10:08,355 --> 00:10:09,539
Mnemonics?

254
00:10:09,623 --> 00:10:11,524
Meditation?

255
00:10:11,575 --> 00:10:13,025
No, no tricks.

256
00:10:13,077 --> 00:10:14,026
I don't even try, really.

257
00:10:14,078 --> 00:10:16,346
It's just there.

258
00:10:16,413 --> 00:10:19,632
Is my memory gonna
go away...

259
00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:20,917
With the Parkinson's?

260
00:10:21,001 --> 00:10:22,385
It's quite possible.

261
00:10:22,469 --> 00:10:23,305
But we still have a lot
of tests to do

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00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:25,076
before we have a definitive diagnosis.

263
00:10:25,306 --> 00:10:26,773
Well, here's hoping
for cancer.

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00:10:29,727 --> 00:10:31,144
Nadia?

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00:10:32,429 --> 00:10:34,280
Your boss called me.

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00:10:34,348 --> 00:10:35,598
Sorry, um...

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00:10:35,683 --> 00:10:37,750
I'm Elena,
Nadia's older sister.

268
00:10:39,069 --> 00:10:42,205
You don't have to be here.

269
00:10:42,273 --> 00:10:44,390
But I'd like to pretend
you'd visit me

270
00:10:44,441 --> 00:10:45,408
if I were in the hospital.

271
00:10:46,577 --> 00:10:48,111
You brought daisies.

272
00:10:50,614 --> 00:10:52,031
They're your favorite.

273
00:10:52,082 --> 00:10:53,166
No, they're
my least favorite.

274
00:10:53,233 --> 00:10:56,669
I was stung in the face
six times by—

275
00:10:56,737 --> 00:11:00,006
Oh, God.

276
00:11:00,073 --> 00:11:01,407
What's wrong?

277
00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:02,546
My heart.

278
00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:03,946
Fast, wide-complex rhythm.

279
00:11:04,411 --> 00:11:05,878
Get the paddles.

280
00:11:08,628 --> 00:11:10,379
Cardiac involvement
rules out Parkinson's.

281
00:11:10,566 --> 00:11:11,983
We're back to transient
paralysis

282
00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:13,828
and high CK,
plus arrhythmia.

283
00:11:13,928 --> 00:11:16,729
Masters, when you finally
blossom into a woman,

284
00:11:16,829 --> 00:11:18,317
would you ever sleep with
a man who had a cat?

285
00:11:18,609 --> 00:11:20,344
Sure.

286
00:11:20,438 --> 00:11:22,098
Wrong, the answer is no.

287
00:11:23,243 --> 00:11:24,266
Slut.

288
00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:27,718
Any of you ever had a cat?

289
00:11:27,803 --> 00:11:30,187
Any of you ever had sex?

290
00:11:30,255 --> 00:11:32,189
I think,
as your people say,

291
00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:33,774
quod erat demonstrandum.

292
00:11:33,842 --> 00:11:36,026
An excess of catecholamine
could set off an arrhythmia.

293
00:11:36,111 --> 00:11:37,895
It's not a pheo.
Her blood pressure's fine.

294
00:11:37,963 --> 00:11:39,113
Maybe we're missing
the obvious.

295
00:11:39,180 --> 00:11:40,364
The heart could be
behind everything.

296
00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:42,283
If it's not pumping
effectively,

297
00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:44,489
the muscles shut down.

298
00:11:44,589 --> 00:11:46,189
CK elevates, coordination suffers.

299
00:11:46,204 --> 00:11:47,738
Why are you
asking about cats?

300
00:11:47,823 --> 00:11:50,991
Curiosity.

301
00:11:51,042 --> 00:11:53,244
Can we focus here?

302
00:11:53,328 --> 00:11:54,462
Uh, her heart problems

303
00:11:54,529 --> 00:11:56,247
started when Nadia
saw her sister.

304
00:11:56,331 --> 00:11:57,798
Stress-induced arrhythmia

305
00:11:57,866 --> 00:12:00,851
could be caused by
long qt syndrome.

306
00:12:00,919 --> 00:12:02,837
Her sister was barely
in the room five minutes.

307
00:12:02,904 --> 00:12:03,954
She said
they'd been estranged

308
00:12:04,022 --> 00:12:05,005
for over six years.

309
00:12:05,056 --> 00:12:06,373
That's a lot of tension.

310
00:12:06,424 --> 00:12:08,559
Run a stress test
to confirm long qt.

311
00:12:08,627 --> 00:12:09,727
It'll have to be
drug-induced.

312
00:12:09,811 --> 00:12:10,928
Treadmill will
pull her stitches.

313
00:12:11,012 --> 00:12:12,980
Drugs are never the answer.

314
00:12:13,047 --> 00:12:14,398
If we want her heart
to go crazy,

315
00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:15,616
there's something
simpler and safer.

316
00:12:17,102 --> 00:12:19,270
Use the sister.

317
00:12:25,827 --> 00:12:28,061
You lied to me.

318
00:12:28,113 --> 00:12:29,446
No.

319
00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:31,031
I said I didn't know
anything about Wilson

320
00:12:31,082 --> 00:12:32,449
having a friend named Sarah.

321
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:35,271
Under House rules, that is not a lie.

322
00:12:36,838 --> 00:12:38,789
He's lonely.

323
00:12:38,989 --> 00:12:40,919
That cat is a nice way
for him to get some affection.

324
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:41,909
That's not
the kind of putty tat

325
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:42,910
he needs to be
getting it from.

326
00:12:42,961 --> 00:12:44,411
He needs a putty tat
he can tap.

327
00:12:44,462 --> 00:12:46,180
Why is it so important to you?

328
00:12:47,382 --> 00:12:48,766
After divorce number two,

329
00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:50,467
he fell into
a committed relationship

330
00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:52,469
with a three-legged siamese.

331
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:53,854
He stopped
answering his phone,

332
00:12:53,922 --> 00:12:55,923
redecorated his place
like Grey Gardens.

333
00:12:55,991 --> 00:12:57,308
He wasn't able
to come back to humanity

334
00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:58,526
until a window was left

335
00:12:58,593 --> 00:13:01,779
suspiciously
and heroically open.

336
00:13:01,863 --> 00:13:04,398
How that cat opened the window,
I will never know.

337
00:13:04,449 --> 00:13:08,235
He just needs more time.

338
00:13:08,303 --> 00:13:11,322
Leave him and the cat alone.

339
00:13:11,406 --> 00:13:13,774
I won't if you will.

340
00:13:17,852 --> 00:13:18,952
Sorry about the daisies.

341
00:13:19,193 --> 00:13:21,317
I always get it confused
if you love or hate them.

342
00:13:21,432 --> 00:13:22,799
Do you want to know
exactly how many times

343
00:13:22,866 --> 00:13:24,016
I've told you
that I hate them?

344
00:13:24,101 --> 00:13:25,485
I didn't do it on purpose.

345
00:13:27,187 --> 00:13:29,956
Her heart rate
isn't moving.

346
00:13:30,023 --> 00:13:32,775
The sister stress pot
needs stirring.

347
00:13:32,826 --> 00:13:34,911
You want me
to start a fight?

348
00:13:34,978 --> 00:13:35,912
No.

349
00:13:35,979 --> 00:13:37,413
Just agitate a little.

350
00:13:37,481 --> 00:13:38,498
Use something
from the history.

351
00:13:38,582 --> 00:13:40,166
You're not lying to them.

352
00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:41,417
In fact, you'd be
telling the truth,

353
00:13:41,485 --> 00:13:42,869
and serving
their medical needs.

354
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:55,198
You haven't seen each other
in a while, huh?

355
00:13:57,101 --> 00:13:58,251
I heard the story

356
00:13:58,451 --> 00:13:59,651
about the time you hit

357
00:13:59,770 --> 00:14:00,937
you hit Nadia
with the car.

358
00:14:01,004 --> 00:14:02,138
It must have been
pretty scary.

359
00:14:04,808 --> 00:14:06,442
Why would you
tell them that?

360
00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:07,944
They asked about
broken bones.

361
00:14:08,011 --> 00:14:09,345
I swear that I
checked my mirror.

362
00:14:09,396 --> 00:14:10,730
You know that's a lie.

363
00:14:10,814 --> 00:14:13,015
You knew
I was getting the mail,

364
00:14:13,066 --> 00:14:15,148
and you just didn't care
enough to check!

365
00:14:15,348 --> 00:14:16,648
Just like you didn't care

366
00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:18,371
that you ruined
my 23rd birthday!

367
00:14:18,455 --> 00:14:19,525
Nadia, don't start!

368
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,336
You started by coming here,
acting like you give a crap.

369
00:14:22,409 --> 00:14:23,244
Here we go again!

370
00:14:23,344 --> 00:14:25,155
I'm such a monster because
I brought daisies.

371
00:14:27,481 --> 00:14:28,582
You—you need to leave
right now.

372
00:14:28,603 --> 00:14:28,685
Well is she gonna be ok?

373
00:14:29,666 --> 00:14:31,968
Elena, get out!

374
00:14:40,377 --> 00:14:42,011
You said you'd be
ten minutes.

375
00:14:42,062 --> 00:14:44,213
I couldn't decide
on the cheese.

376
00:14:45,899 --> 00:14:46,983
When are you getting
an apartment?

377
00:14:47,050 --> 00:14:48,434
Or at least a storage room?

378
00:14:48,519 --> 00:14:49,435
I'll get to it.

379
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:50,903
I like it here.

380
00:14:50,988 --> 00:14:53,823
They have video on demand.

381
00:14:53,890 --> 00:14:55,337
I pulled a practice test.

382
00:14:55,537 --> 00:14:56,526
I hate practice tests.

383
00:14:56,527 --> 00:14:58,027
Hey, I never saw
The Usual Suspects.

384
00:14:58,078 --> 00:14:59,328
You wanna check it out
before we start?

385
00:14:59,396 --> 00:15:01,063
What are you doing?
You've got three days.

386
00:15:01,114 --> 00:15:02,398
Why is everyone's
first assumption

387
00:15:02,449 --> 00:15:03,899
I'm gonna fail
this stupid test?

388
00:15:03,999 --> 00:15:05,199
Maybe, because you did.

389
00:15:05,335 --> 00:15:07,286
I was recovering
from the flu.

390
00:15:07,354 --> 00:15:08,538
I don't care if you were
dying from ebola.

391
00:15:08,605 --> 00:15:10,022
You shouldn't have gotten
less than a 70.

392
00:15:10,090 --> 00:15:12,236
You're nothing but
excuses and distractions.

393
00:15:12,436 --> 00:15:14,831
Well it's a nice match
with your condescension

394
00:15:14,878 --> 00:15:16,062
and superiority.

395
00:15:17,798 --> 00:15:19,432
Enjoy the movie.

396
00:15:21,301 --> 00:15:24,437
Kevin Spacey
is Keyser Soze.

397
00:15:36,266 --> 00:15:38,434
How is she?

398
00:15:40,904 --> 00:15:42,271
We started her
on a beta blocker.

399
00:15:42,322 --> 00:15:44,540
It should keep her heart rhythm
under control.

400
00:15:44,608 --> 00:15:46,409
She'll be fine
while we run more tests.

401
00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:48,261
Did you hear that she
banned me from her room?

402
00:15:49,613 --> 00:15:50,613
I know I'm not perfect,

403
00:15:50,664 --> 00:15:53,132
but she's...

404
00:15:53,217 --> 00:15:59,138
Oh, she can be
such a bitch.

405
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:03,493
Look, tell Nadia

406
00:16:03,594 --> 00:16:06,345
she doesn't need to worry
about seeing me again.

407
00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:08,130
I started the fight.

408
00:16:11,568 --> 00:16:15,104
We needed her heart rate
to rise, so I provoked you.

409
00:16:17,908 --> 00:16:21,160
You can't play
with people like that.

410
00:16:21,245 --> 00:16:23,529
Maybe if I explain to Nadia—

411
00:16:23,614 --> 00:16:24,810
No, it doesn't matter!

412
00:16:24,910 --> 00:16:26,984
It's just one more fight
for her to remember.

413
00:16:31,538 --> 00:16:33,372
Guess you're both bitches.

414
00:16:43,884 --> 00:16:45,217
Masters.

415
00:16:48,939 --> 00:16:50,473
Smell her breath.

416
00:16:50,524 --> 00:16:51,807
Breathe out.

417
00:16:54,561 --> 00:16:55,778
Ammonia.

418
00:16:55,845 --> 00:16:57,280
What is it?

419
00:16:57,347 --> 00:16:59,749
I think your kidneys
are shutting down.

420
00:17:01,726 --> 00:17:04,092
Failing kidneys puts the heart
back on the list as a symptom.

421
00:17:04,542 --> 00:17:06,912
Maybe she went vegan because
she lost the taste for protein.

422
00:17:07,012 --> 00:17:08,212
It could be Amyloidosis.

423
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:09,543
We would have
seen a stiff heart

424
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:10,744
on the nuclear study.

425
00:17:10,795 --> 00:17:12,413
But autoimmune
could account

426
00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:14,781
for multiple organ systems
and paralysis.

427
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:15,782
There are a number
that'd fit.

428
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:18,085
Guillain-Barre,
polymyositis.

429
00:17:18,136 --> 00:17:20,404
MS, polyarteritis nodosa—

430
00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:22,006
sle.

431
00:17:22,090 --> 00:17:23,224
Why are you giving me these?

432
00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:24,508
Because,

433
00:17:24,593 --> 00:17:26,477
while they're off
running all these tests,

434
00:17:26,561 --> 00:17:28,429
you will be submitting
the insurance forms.

435
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,597
There's an entire department
for that.

436
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:30,764
Exactly.
The Foreman department.

437
00:17:30,964 --> 00:17:32,892
Of which you are the foreman.
Foreman.

438
00:17:33,151 --> 00:17:33,997
I know you got the time.

439
00:17:34,038 --> 00:17:35,842
A little Wallaby told me
that you recently

440
00:17:35,899 --> 00:17:37,766
vacated your post
as Taub's savior.

441
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:40,140
He asked.
You're worse than Masters.

442
00:17:40,191 --> 00:17:41,325
How's this my fault?

443
00:17:41,409 --> 00:17:42,443
He doesn't need a tutor.

444
00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:43,644
He needs ritalin
and a babysitter.

445
00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:45,579
Consider the forms
incentive.

446
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,248
Taub doesn't pass,

447
00:17:47,315 --> 00:17:49,333
he'll become a permanent
part of your life.

448
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:54,788
This isn't really
about Cuddy, is it?

449
00:17:54,839 --> 00:17:55,822
It's about you.

450
00:17:57,792 --> 00:18:03,163
You don't want to lose me.

451
00:18:03,231 --> 00:18:04,448
I think you care.

452
00:18:07,302 --> 00:18:09,019
Don't think you can
disgust me

453
00:18:09,104 --> 00:18:10,571
into pulling Foreman
off you.

454
00:18:10,639 --> 00:18:12,640
Pulse the patient with steroids
for the autoimmune.

455
00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:14,775
Start her on dialysis
for the kidney failure.

456
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:17,344
Treat the Taub with
insults and small slaps

457
00:18:17,395 --> 00:18:18,896
for the obstinacy,

458
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:21,865
and start him on studying
for the brain failure.

459
00:18:25,186 --> 00:18:26,851
No, that's not gonna work.

460
00:18:27,051 --> 00:18:28,716
I have a haircut at 4 o'clock.

461
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:31,075
I'll be in the offi—

462
00:18:32,627 --> 00:18:36,497
I'll be in the office
in about 20 minutes.

463
00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:38,082
Yeah, okay.

464
00:18:49,311 --> 00:18:50,894
Agh.

465
00:18:53,548 --> 00:18:55,566
You planted something
in my apartment

466
00:18:55,650 --> 00:18:57,651
to make me think
I'm allergic to Sarah.

467
00:18:57,719 --> 00:19:02,573
Paranoia is the first sign
of toxoplasma gondii,

468
00:19:02,657 --> 00:19:04,825
the parasite linked to
crazy cat lady disease.

469
00:19:04,892 --> 00:19:05,909
I'm not paranoid.

470
00:19:05,994 --> 00:19:08,162
I'm allergic to ragweed
and dandelion.

471
00:19:08,229 --> 00:19:09,747
I'm not allergic to cats.

472
00:19:09,831 --> 00:19:10,482
You're trying
to gaslight me.

473
00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:11,782
Maybe your subconscious

474
00:19:12,534 --> 00:19:14,585
is afraid that you're
gonna die alone.

475
00:19:14,669 --> 00:19:17,538
And it just comes out
as gibberish and sneezing.

476
00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:19,623
Prove that I'm overreacting.

477
00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:20,924
Boys' night out.

478
00:19:21,009 --> 00:19:22,376
Good Time Charlie's.

479
00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:24,044
They just changed
their slogan to,

480
00:19:24,095 --> 00:19:26,463
"where the trashiest ladies
get trashed."

481
00:19:26,548 --> 00:19:28,515
You do see the hypocrisy
in all this, don't you?

482
00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:30,584
Until recently,
your lifestyle of choice

483
00:19:30,635 --> 00:19:31,769
was self-exile.

484
00:19:31,853 --> 00:19:33,404
But I never had a cat.

485
00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:40,861
Why don't you
pick me up at 8:00?

486
00:19:40,928 --> 00:19:43,113
You're gonna need
another round of steroids.

487
00:19:43,198 --> 00:19:46,984
In the meantime,
I'll start your dialysis.

488
00:19:48,603 --> 00:19:52,939
So I heard Elena
might be coming back.

489
00:19:52,991 --> 00:19:54,908
You think I was...

490
00:19:54,959 --> 00:19:56,210
Too hard on her?

491
00:19:56,277 --> 00:19:58,412
Well, we all
hold our grudges.

492
00:19:58,463 --> 00:19:59,947
It's not a grudge.

493
00:20:00,014 --> 00:20:01,114
It's common sense.

494
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,783
It's simple math.

495
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:05,302
She's hurt me
more than she's helped me.

496
00:20:05,387 --> 00:20:06,738
Most people
edit their memories.

497
00:20:06,938 --> 00:20:08,138
They add small, little lies

498
00:20:08,556 --> 00:20:10,624
so they don't have
to face the truth.

499
00:20:10,675 --> 00:20:12,726
My memories
remain the same.

500
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,812
My truth never changes,
because...

501
00:20:14,896 --> 00:20:16,631
My truth is the truth.

502
00:20:17,811 --> 00:20:20,033
So no one ever gets forgiven?

503
00:20:21,836 --> 00:20:23,320
Sounds like
a lonely way to live.

504
00:20:23,405 --> 00:20:24,855
No, I-I do forgive.

505
00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:28,108
As long as the good things
they do...

506
00:20:28,159 --> 00:20:29,526
Outweigh—

507
00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:36,417
I can't—
I can't breathe.

508
00:20:47,995 --> 00:20:49,379
Huh.

509
00:20:49,464 --> 00:20:51,231
What?

510
00:20:51,299 --> 00:20:52,549
Nothing, I just...

511
00:20:52,634 --> 00:20:55,052
Always pictured your place
with shag carpet.

512
00:20:55,136 --> 00:20:57,104
Like kind of a...

513
00:20:57,171 --> 00:20:59,590
Mod Squad vibe.

514
00:20:59,657 --> 00:21:01,197
Not because of
the black thing.

515
00:21:01,397 --> 00:21:02,597
I always thought you were
more of...

516
00:21:03,978 --> 00:21:05,562
You're limited to this room
and Marcus's old room.

517
00:21:05,630 --> 00:21:06,663
Where's Marcus?

518
00:21:06,731 --> 00:21:07,781
He tells me
he's working

519
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:08,703
with our Uncle
in Florida.

520
00:21:08,903 --> 00:21:10,016
He tells you?

521
00:21:10,017 --> 00:21:11,218
You don't look at
or touch anything

522
00:21:11,286 --> 00:21:12,986
that doesn't belong to you,
including food.

523
00:21:13,037 --> 00:21:14,838
You will study
and you will sleep.

524
00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:16,573
And you will not leave
my sight until the exam.

525
00:21:16,641 --> 00:21:19,159
Great, I'll be back bright
and early tomorrow, and—

526
00:21:19,210 --> 00:21:20,650
this is no longer
just about your future.

527
00:21:20,850 --> 00:21:22,050
It's about mine too.

528
00:21:24,165 --> 00:21:25,866
You fail,
and I will kill you.

529
00:21:29,036 --> 00:21:30,554
Respiratory distress
means we were wrong

530
00:21:30,638 --> 00:21:32,589
about autoimmune.

531
00:21:32,674 --> 00:21:34,391
Could be pulmonary edema
from renal failure.

532
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,814
Pulmonary edema
doesn't give you hives.

533
00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:42,933
You think this is
an allergic reaction?

534
00:21:43,017 --> 00:21:44,852
It can't be.
We pumped her full of steroids.

535
00:21:49,557 --> 00:21:52,025
It can be.

536
00:21:52,076 --> 00:21:53,694
If it was a really,
really bad one.

537
00:22:09,511 --> 00:22:10,978
I have good news
and bad news.

538
00:22:11,810 --> 00:22:14,762
The good news is I was right about
you having some autoimmune disease.

539
00:22:16,518 --> 00:22:18,085
You're just allergic
to the dialysis.

540
00:22:19,938 --> 00:22:21,522
But if I can't
have dialysis

541
00:22:21,589 --> 00:22:25,475
and my kidneys
are failing,

542
00:22:25,543 --> 00:22:29,780
won't that mean I'll die?

543
00:22:29,864 --> 00:22:32,065
Well, you figured out
the bad news.

544
00:22:32,884 --> 00:22:33,917
What do we do?

545
00:22:33,969 --> 00:22:35,085
We look for
another case.

546
00:22:35,137 --> 00:22:36,270
Even if you're
right about autoimmune,

547
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,722
we now don't have
time to prove it.

548
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,223
The transplant board will
never give her a kidney.

549
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:41,262
Maybe we could
go around them,

550
00:22:41,362 --> 00:22:42,634
get a relative to donate.

551
00:22:42,734 --> 00:22:43,094
Which relative?

552
00:22:44,097 --> 00:22:45,264
The sister
who walked away

553
00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:46,632
and told you she was
never coming back?

554
00:22:46,683 --> 00:22:47,799
We caused this,
you know.

555
00:22:47,850 --> 00:22:49,268
They were estranged,
but we made it worse.

556
00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:50,385
That relationship
was broken

557
00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:52,521
long before
we got there.

558
00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:54,356
Nadia literally
keeps score.

559
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,608
She tallies everything.

560
00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:59,010
She decided Elena's done more
bad things to her than good,

561
00:22:59,062 --> 00:23:00,779
doesn't deserve
her affection.

562
00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:01,897
I'm sure she's right.

563
00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:07,339
Unlike everybody else
in the world,

564
00:23:07,439 --> 00:23:08,580
her memory seems to let her keep

565
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,186
a pure and objective view of people
in realtionships.

566
00:23:12,041 --> 00:23:13,525
There's no petty
emotions or agendas

567
00:23:13,576 --> 00:23:14,660
fogging the windshield.

568
00:23:14,711 --> 00:23:15,711
Why is that so wrong?

569
00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:17,462
'Cause it's
making her die alone

570
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:18,797
of kidney failure
in room 205?

571
00:23:18,864 --> 00:23:19,965
Not necessarily.

572
00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:21,366
Nadia's sister's
not like her.

573
00:23:21,417 --> 00:23:23,552
I'm sure she's got plenty
of subjective emotions

574
00:23:23,620 --> 00:23:24,720
we can exploit.

575
00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:26,171
Why don't you go
channel your guilt,

576
00:23:26,222 --> 00:23:27,706
see if you can get her
to cough up a kidney?

577
00:23:27,757 --> 00:23:28,852
Me?

578
00:23:29,052 --> 00:23:30,552
I'm not good at that type of thing.

579
00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:31,727
Someone else should go.

580
00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:34,062
Someone else
didn't screw this up.

581
00:23:34,147 --> 00:23:35,534
I didn't!

582
00:23:35,634 --> 00:23:36,834
You were just obeying orders.
Right?

583
00:23:37,350 --> 00:23:38,934
Go fix this.

584
00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:41,103
Wha—

585
00:23:46,276 --> 00:23:48,744
I didn't mean
to make you hate her.

586
00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:52,180
And... Now that her
kidneys have failed, I—

587
00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:57,669
I've always been a book
and equations person.

588
00:23:57,737 --> 00:24:00,255
People are problematic.

589
00:24:00,340 --> 00:24:04,159
And... random and messy.

590
00:24:04,227 --> 00:24:07,245
Um, and with sisters...

591
00:24:07,297 --> 00:24:09,097
I mean, I had a cousin

592
00:24:09,182 --> 00:24:10,582
who I was close to,

593
00:24:10,633 --> 00:24:12,134
and when our
menstrual cycles synced,

594
00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:14,586
it was like
gladiator school—

595
00:24:14,637 --> 00:24:17,105
Do you want me to donate
a kidney to my sister?

596
00:24:18,725 --> 00:24:19,591
Yes.

597
00:24:22,312 --> 00:24:23,278
Okay.

598
00:24:23,346 --> 00:24:25,597
Really?

599
00:24:25,648 --> 00:24:29,568
It might not fix
your relationship.

600
00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:30,986
Uh, probably shouldn't
have said that.

601
00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:32,821
Your left, on your left.

602
00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:33,822
Stop whining already.

603
00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:35,607
I was getting a sniper.

604
00:24:35,658 --> 00:24:36,908
Five minutes left
in the break.

605
00:24:36,959 --> 00:24:39,328
But the next level's
just past the cooling tanks.

606
00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:40,595
That was the deal.

607
00:24:40,663 --> 00:24:41,747
We take this break,
you do a practice test.

608
00:24:47,337 --> 00:24:50,389
I-I didn't
have the flu.

609
00:24:50,456 --> 00:24:53,124
I just... choked.

610
00:24:59,232 --> 00:25:01,483
You make life and death
decisions

611
00:25:01,567 --> 00:25:03,318
every day.

612
00:25:03,403 --> 00:25:05,020
You work for House.

613
00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:07,105
You're under constant pressure,
and you never choke.

614
00:25:08,858 --> 00:25:10,141
I got a perfect score

615
00:25:10,193 --> 00:25:13,195
on my first
pathology boards.

616
00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:16,481
I kept thinking,
"whatever my score is now,

617
00:25:16,532 --> 00:25:19,534
"it's going to be a measure
of the distance

618
00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:23,088
between me and the man
I used to be."

619
00:25:23,155 --> 00:25:25,173
You gotta stop
psyching yourself out.

620
00:25:25,241 --> 00:25:26,825
Well, the last test

621
00:25:26,876 --> 00:25:30,178
was before I lost my wife
and my home,

622
00:25:30,263 --> 00:25:33,164
so I'm sure the next one
will go much better.

623
00:25:47,814 --> 00:25:49,948
Sometimes, I wake up
in the middle of the night,

624
00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:52,067
and I can't sleep
for hours

625
00:25:52,151 --> 00:25:54,136
'cause I'm worried I got
the diagnosis wrong.

626
00:25:57,807 --> 00:25:59,324
These things work out.

627
00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:11,553
We found a donor.

628
00:26:11,621 --> 00:26:13,371
It's your sister.

629
00:26:13,423 --> 00:26:16,158
Just thought you should know.

630
00:26:49,408 --> 00:26:52,928
Nadia, can you hear me?

631
00:26:53,012 --> 00:26:54,546
You're coming out
of your anesthesia.

632
00:26:54,597 --> 00:26:56,548
You're gonna feel
a bit groggy.

633
00:26:58,718 --> 00:26:59,801
You did great.

634
00:26:59,886 --> 00:27:02,137
Everything's looking good.

635
00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:03,722
Nadia, come on now.

636
00:27:03,773 --> 00:27:04,756
Open your eyes.

637
00:27:08,861 --> 00:27:10,562
Three milligrams
of lorazepam,

638
00:27:10,613 --> 00:27:11,713
and I'm going
to need suction.

639
00:27:18,063 --> 00:27:19,447
Seizures mean the steroids
aren't working.

640
00:27:19,531 --> 00:27:20,698
And we got
the tests back.

641
00:27:20,749 --> 00:27:22,232
We were wrong.
It's not autoimmune.

642
00:27:22,284 --> 00:27:23,901
Could be acute porphyria.

643
00:27:23,952 --> 00:27:25,586
No abdominal pain.

644
00:27:25,671 --> 00:27:30,591
Did the patient
thank her sister?

645
00:27:30,676 --> 00:27:31,626
Not yet, at least.

646
00:27:31,710 --> 00:27:32,960
See if she will.

647
00:27:33,045 --> 00:27:33,928
What are you trying
to find out?

648
00:27:34,012 --> 00:27:35,245
If she's telling the truth.

649
00:27:35,297 --> 00:27:38,248
She claims she objectively
sees reality.

650
00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:39,750
Weighing the good
and bad in people.

651
00:27:39,801 --> 00:27:41,218
If that's true,

652
00:27:41,286 --> 00:27:42,386
i don't care
how many times her sister

653
00:27:42,437 --> 00:27:44,254
borrowed her scrunchie
without asking,

654
00:27:44,306 --> 00:27:46,390
a free kidney ought
to trump all the bad stuff.

655
00:27:46,441 --> 00:27:47,725
And if it doesn't?

656
00:27:47,776 --> 00:27:50,211
That means she sucks,
like the rest of us.

657
00:27:50,279 --> 00:27:51,529
We haven't considered
her blood.

658
00:27:51,596 --> 00:27:53,900
Clots could hit her leg,
heart, kidney, and brain.

659
00:27:54,414 --> 00:27:55,548
Factor v leiden.

660
00:27:55,616 --> 00:27:57,750
Easiest to treat,
if we're right.

661
00:27:57,818 --> 00:27:59,318
Start her on heparin.

662
00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:01,220
And ask for the thank-you.

663
00:28:04,024 --> 00:28:06,392
How'd I do?

664
00:28:06,459 --> 00:28:08,027
Great.

665
00:28:08,094 --> 00:28:09,362
Great?

666
00:28:09,429 --> 00:28:10,496
How great?

667
00:28:10,563 --> 00:28:11,464
How many did I miss?

668
00:28:11,531 --> 00:28:12,531
It's not about the numbers.

669
00:28:12,599 --> 00:28:13,565
Don't...

670
00:28:13,633 --> 00:28:15,267
54%?

671
00:28:15,335 --> 00:28:16,668
Th-they make
the practice tests

672
00:28:16,736 --> 00:28:18,070
harder than
the actual exam.

673
00:28:18,138 --> 00:28:20,139
Oh, my God, now I'm choking
in your living room.

674
00:28:20,207 --> 00:28:21,607
This isn't gonna work.

675
00:28:21,674 --> 00:28:22,774
Who are you calling?

676
00:28:22,842 --> 00:28:24,110
I found the guy.

677
00:28:24,177 --> 00:28:26,611
He can sell me a copy
of the test.

678
00:28:26,679 --> 00:28:27,912
I know it's cheating,

679
00:28:27,981 --> 00:28:30,315
and I suck as a person.

680
00:28:30,383 --> 00:28:32,951
But... the test
is tomorrow morning.

681
00:28:33,019 --> 00:28:35,287
It's not about the cheating.
It's about your confidence.

682
00:28:35,355 --> 00:28:38,590
You steal that test,
and you'll never get it back.

683
00:28:38,657 --> 00:28:39,958
I can't handle

684
00:28:40,026 --> 00:28:41,659
failing at one more thing
in my life.

685
00:28:43,728 --> 00:28:46,097
You're a good doctor.

686
00:28:46,165 --> 00:28:47,398
I've seen what
you're capable of.

687
00:28:47,465 --> 00:28:49,333
You're fast, you're decisive,
and you're bold.

688
00:28:49,401 --> 00:28:51,268
And those are not
the qualities of someone

689
00:28:51,336 --> 00:28:52,769
who needs to steal a test.

690
00:28:52,837 --> 00:28:54,704
There's nothing on it
that you don't already know.

691
00:28:54,772 --> 00:28:57,141
You just need to know
that you know it.

692
00:28:57,208 --> 00:28:58,242
Keep talking.

693
00:28:58,310 --> 00:29:00,677
We need you on the team.

694
00:29:00,745 --> 00:29:03,179
So we're gonna sit here
and take another practice test

695
00:29:03,247 --> 00:29:04,247
and we're gonna
keep taking them

696
00:29:04,315 --> 00:29:06,283
until you've
kicked its ass!

697
00:29:06,350 --> 00:29:09,386
You can do this!
You feel me?

698
00:29:09,453 --> 00:29:10,653
Yeah.

699
00:29:31,775 --> 00:29:34,143
I feel like we just
buried a hooker in the desert.

700
00:29:34,211 --> 00:29:35,410
There'll definitely
be another time

701
00:29:35,478 --> 00:29:37,079
to rise up
and turn things around.

702
00:29:37,146 --> 00:29:38,180
You'll come back from it.

703
00:29:38,248 --> 00:29:39,581
Next time.

704
00:29:47,790 --> 00:29:50,592
How are you feeling?

705
00:29:50,659 --> 00:29:53,794
N-not any better.

706
00:29:53,863 --> 00:29:57,098
It'll take some time
for the clots to resolve.

707
00:29:57,166 --> 00:30:00,434
Your sister's
recovering well.

708
00:30:00,502 --> 00:30:03,571
If you're really adding up
the good and bad...

709
00:30:08,609 --> 00:30:09,676
Can I see her?

710
00:30:12,714 --> 00:30:14,048
Too fat.

711
00:30:14,115 --> 00:30:15,649
Too thin.

712
00:30:15,717 --> 00:30:17,284
Too desperate.

713
00:30:17,352 --> 00:30:19,353
Not desperate enough.

714
00:30:19,420 --> 00:30:21,889
Come on, you can
insult them too.

715
00:30:21,957 --> 00:30:24,224
I'd rather not.

716
00:30:24,291 --> 00:30:25,591
If you objectify them now,

717
00:30:25,659 --> 00:30:27,493
you'll feel more
comfortable when you...

718
00:30:27,561 --> 00:30:30,463
Tie them to a table
in your basement later.

719
00:30:30,530 --> 00:30:32,966
Or whatever.

720
00:30:33,033 --> 00:30:34,800
Okay.

721
00:30:34,869 --> 00:30:36,336
Um...

722
00:30:36,403 --> 00:30:38,137
Too armpit fatty.

723
00:30:38,205 --> 00:30:41,506
Whoa! Too hot.

724
00:30:41,574 --> 00:30:42,875
I actually know her.

725
00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:45,077
She's the new barista
at my coffee shop.

726
00:30:45,144 --> 00:30:46,478
She's getting her masters
in finance.

727
00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:47,679
Brains and boobs.

728
00:30:47,747 --> 00:30:48,847
The mother lode.

729
00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:50,548
Total moron
as a barista, though.

730
00:30:50,616 --> 00:30:51,917
Every drink I order

731
00:30:51,985 --> 00:30:52,918
ends up with
whipped cream on it.

732
00:30:52,986 --> 00:30:54,853
Even when I say no whip.

733
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:59,857
Girlfriend, that means
she's into you.

734
00:30:59,925 --> 00:31:01,492
Okay.

735
00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:12,235
Hi, there.
Wilson. James Wilson.

736
00:31:12,303 --> 00:31:13,803
I'm a doctor.

737
00:31:13,871 --> 00:31:15,071
I'm hoping that's
enough to close,

738
00:31:15,139 --> 00:31:16,806
because I'm also
a social moron.

739
00:31:16,874 --> 00:31:18,241
And I have a cat.

740
00:31:29,886 --> 00:31:31,120
She said my coffee

741
00:31:31,187 --> 00:31:32,554
is not the only thing

742
00:31:32,622 --> 00:31:35,291
she'd like to put
whipped cream on.

743
00:31:35,358 --> 00:31:36,992
Yeah, but is she interested?

744
00:31:49,571 --> 00:31:50,805
Bartender!

745
00:31:50,872 --> 00:31:52,773
Champagne for everyone!

746
00:32:06,154 --> 00:32:07,854
Hi.

747
00:32:07,922 --> 00:32:10,890
Hi.

748
00:32:10,959 --> 00:32:13,427
Thank you.

749
00:32:13,494 --> 00:32:15,027
For saving my life.

750
00:32:15,095 --> 00:32:17,129
I love you, you know.

751
00:32:21,534 --> 00:32:23,402
I was thinking
about those times

752
00:32:23,470 --> 00:32:25,938
we went up to Spofford Lake
in the summer.

753
00:32:28,508 --> 00:32:29,708
Whenever we took out
the canoe,

754
00:32:29,776 --> 00:32:31,809
you'd tie up
my life vest for me.

755
00:32:31,877 --> 00:32:34,745
In the afternoon,
sneak me into the lodge

756
00:32:34,813 --> 00:32:36,181
so we could steal popsicles.

757
00:32:39,385 --> 00:32:42,387
Maybe we could go back.

758
00:32:42,455 --> 00:32:45,423
I could drive us up there.
We could get a cabin and—

759
00:32:45,491 --> 00:32:49,360
And maybe rent a canoe.

760
00:32:49,427 --> 00:32:51,061
Oh, wow, I haven't...

761
00:32:51,129 --> 00:32:52,497
Thought of Spofford in...

762
00:32:55,166 --> 00:32:56,133
Nadia...

763
00:32:56,201 --> 00:32:59,236
Are you okay?

764
00:32:59,304 --> 00:33:01,906
Elena, I'm sorry!
I can't do this!

765
00:33:16,353 --> 00:33:17,487
Can you stop?

766
00:33:17,555 --> 00:33:19,055
Just stop pushing me
for a minute.

767
00:33:24,694 --> 00:33:26,695
I understand now

768
00:33:26,763 --> 00:33:28,463
why you stuck yourself
in that diner,

769
00:33:28,532 --> 00:33:31,534
away from friends,
away from family.

770
00:33:33,469 --> 00:33:36,704
You can't forgive anyone.

771
00:33:36,772 --> 00:33:38,439
I don't think
you weigh anything.

772
00:33:38,507 --> 00:33:40,241
I think you're like
a lot of people.

773
00:33:40,308 --> 00:33:42,610
You focus on
the bad memories

774
00:33:42,678 --> 00:33:44,879
instead of the good.

775
00:33:44,947 --> 00:33:47,715
I don't have a choice.

776
00:33:51,286 --> 00:33:54,021
Nadia, put your hand
in your lap for a moment.

777
00:33:57,859 --> 00:34:00,027
I'm not doing that.
I know.

778
00:34:00,094 --> 00:34:02,696
It's an involuntary movement
called choreia.

779
00:34:02,764 --> 00:34:04,364
What does it mean?

780
00:34:04,432 --> 00:34:06,767
It means we still don't know
what's wrong with you.

781
00:34:18,066 --> 00:34:19,566
Thank you.

782
00:34:22,570 --> 00:34:26,606
Do you know if that...
O.R. nurse that Wilson liked

783
00:34:26,674 --> 00:34:28,674
ever broke up
with her boyfriend?

784
00:34:28,742 --> 00:34:30,609
I thought your Wilson fetish
was over.

785
00:34:30,677 --> 00:34:32,345
I'm putting together
a second string

786
00:34:32,413 --> 00:34:33,879
in case things
don't go well

787
00:34:33,948 --> 00:34:35,481
with the well-breasted
barista.

788
00:34:35,549 --> 00:34:37,616
You've gotta
let that guy alone.

789
00:34:37,684 --> 00:34:40,219
He's not supposed
to be alone.

790
00:34:40,287 --> 00:34:41,587
Is that what this is about?

791
00:34:41,655 --> 00:34:42,888
You feel guilty because

792
00:34:42,956 --> 00:34:46,291
Wilson's the one
that's alone and not you?

793
00:34:46,359 --> 00:34:48,060
You still don't think
you deserve this.

794
00:34:49,963 --> 00:34:51,529
Have you met me?

795
00:34:51,597 --> 00:34:55,133
Your happiness
doesn't take his away.

796
00:34:55,201 --> 00:34:56,901
It's okay to enjoy it.

797
00:35:03,275 --> 00:35:04,475
Yeah.

798
00:35:04,542 --> 00:35:06,543
Choreia. Rules out
the clotting disorder.

799
00:35:06,611 --> 00:35:07,845
Means we're back
to square one.

800
00:35:07,912 --> 00:35:09,013
If it's hit
her brain,

801
00:35:09,081 --> 00:35:10,181
that could mean
she doesn't have long.

802
00:35:10,248 --> 00:35:12,116
So then the question becomes,

803
00:35:12,184 --> 00:35:13,717
will the sister
show up at the funeral?

804
00:35:13,785 --> 00:35:15,551
She tried to reconcile,

805
00:35:15,619 --> 00:35:17,854
but the bad memories crowded out
the good, and she ran.

806
00:35:17,921 --> 00:35:18,955
Nobody's perfect.

807
00:35:19,023 --> 00:35:20,457
What else?

808
00:35:22,758 --> 00:35:25,627
Come on, the woman has
all the information we need.

809
00:35:25,695 --> 00:35:28,130
She's a bottomless
diagnostic library.

810
00:35:28,198 --> 00:35:30,165
Maybe we're missing something
from the apartment.

811
00:35:30,233 --> 00:35:31,367
Some lifestyle thing.

812
00:35:31,434 --> 00:35:32,834
Yeah, it's all
muscle strain

813
00:35:32,902 --> 00:35:35,037
from doing her hundreds
of Jigsaw puzzles.

814
00:35:35,105 --> 00:35:36,338
We should do
another MRI.

815
00:35:36,406 --> 00:35:37,306
A brain hemorrhage would—

816
00:35:37,374 --> 00:35:39,540
Hey.

817
00:35:39,608 --> 00:35:40,541
How many puzzles?

818
00:35:40,609 --> 00:35:42,410
Okay, I was exaggerating.

819
00:35:42,478 --> 00:35:43,411
Dozens.

820
00:35:45,981 --> 00:35:47,548
Do a peripheral blood smear.

821
00:35:47,616 --> 00:35:48,682
Look for acanthocytes.

822
00:35:48,750 --> 00:35:49,917
I'll be right in.

823
00:35:54,188 --> 00:35:56,089
Remember me?

824
00:35:56,157 --> 00:35:57,991
Just kidding.

825
00:35:58,059 --> 00:36:01,128
So... Jigsaw puzzles.

826
00:36:03,797 --> 00:36:05,632
Um, I find them calming.

827
00:36:05,699 --> 00:36:07,600
You ever left one unfinished?

828
00:36:07,668 --> 00:36:10,503
No, that would
drive me crazy.

829
00:36:10,570 --> 00:36:12,138
Speaking of...

830
00:36:19,112 --> 00:36:20,379
Why are you
doing that?

831
00:36:20,447 --> 00:36:22,281
More important question is,
why are you?

832
00:36:22,349 --> 00:36:23,582
It's just a habit.

833
00:36:23,650 --> 00:36:25,584
It's a habit
that compels you

834
00:36:25,652 --> 00:36:28,319
in an obsessive way

835
00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:30,422
that's so bad,
it's a disorder.

836
00:36:30,489 --> 00:36:31,756
I don't have OCD.

837
00:36:31,823 --> 00:36:32,957
Each brain with OCD

838
00:36:33,025 --> 00:36:34,692
has its own way
of filtering it.

839
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:35,927
Some people
wash their hands

840
00:36:35,994 --> 00:36:37,328
and hoard tv guides.

841
00:36:37,396 --> 00:36:40,798
You do puzzles
and hoard memories.

842
00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:44,602
So what we thought
was a gift...

843
00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:49,907
Is just you literally
obsessing over your own life.

844
00:36:49,975 --> 00:36:51,609
That's why I can't
stop the memories,

845
00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:53,077
even when I try.

846
00:36:55,313 --> 00:36:56,881
But everything else?

847
00:36:56,949 --> 00:36:58,082
My kidneys?

848
00:36:58,149 --> 00:37:00,283
Memory was just
a symptom of a symptom

849
00:37:00,350 --> 00:37:02,586
of a larger disease.

850
00:37:02,653 --> 00:37:03,820
You have McLeod syndrome.

851
00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:05,221
It's a rare
genetic disorder

852
00:37:05,289 --> 00:37:08,357
that affects
the nervous system, the blood.

853
00:37:08,425 --> 00:37:12,428
And can cause...

854
00:37:12,496 --> 00:37:14,830
OCD.

855
00:37:17,067 --> 00:37:18,166
Am I gonna die?

856
00:37:18,234 --> 00:37:20,168
It can't be cured.

857
00:37:20,236 --> 00:37:24,172
But your various symptoms
can be managed with medication.

858
00:37:28,244 --> 00:37:29,511
Best-case scenario,

859
00:37:29,579 --> 00:37:30,579
you can live
another 20 years.

860
00:37:36,151 --> 00:37:38,820
If it's any solace,

861
00:37:38,887 --> 00:37:41,089
everybody dies alone.

862
00:37:46,294 --> 00:37:47,661
It probably isn't.

863
00:37:56,137 --> 00:37:58,304
How'd it go?

864
00:37:58,372 --> 00:37:59,773
Well, it's hard to choke

865
00:37:59,841 --> 00:38:02,175
when you have
all the answers.

866
00:38:02,243 --> 00:38:03,509
Look at it this way.

867
00:38:03,576 --> 00:38:05,310
It's better to suck
at taking one test

868
00:38:05,378 --> 00:38:08,413
than to suck at
saving people's lives.

869
00:38:08,481 --> 00:38:10,082
Wow.

870
00:38:10,150 --> 00:38:11,884
Uh, Rachel thought
it was too big,

871
00:38:11,952 --> 00:38:13,352
and I can't keep it
in my hotel room.

872
00:38:13,419 --> 00:38:15,420
You're giving it to me?

873
00:38:15,488 --> 00:38:16,722
I couldn't
stand the thought

874
00:38:16,790 --> 00:38:18,790
of you having company over

875
00:38:18,858 --> 00:38:19,958
with that other TV.

876
00:38:20,026 --> 00:38:21,192
It's embarrassing.

877
00:38:23,763 --> 00:38:24,629
Thanks.

878
00:38:26,398 --> 00:38:28,933
Thank you.

879
00:38:34,140 --> 00:38:37,074
Hey, look, um...

880
00:38:37,142 --> 00:38:38,976
I have the room.

881
00:38:39,044 --> 00:38:40,744
You could stay,
if you wanted to.

882
00:38:40,812 --> 00:38:43,246
Just until you
find your new place.

883
00:38:43,314 --> 00:38:45,916
Who else am I gonna play
savageskate with?

884
00:38:45,984 --> 00:38:49,586
We could do that online
from separate houses.

885
00:38:49,654 --> 00:38:50,820
Will you shut up?

886
00:38:52,089 --> 00:38:53,422
Okay.

887
00:39:01,565 --> 00:39:02,799
How you feeling?

888
00:39:02,866 --> 00:39:06,302
Much better.

889
00:39:06,369 --> 00:39:09,637
I don't believe
what House said.

890
00:39:09,706 --> 00:39:13,675
I'm not sure even House
believes it anymore.

891
00:39:13,743 --> 00:39:16,044
You said you didn't
have a choice

892
00:39:16,112 --> 00:39:18,279
to be the way you are.

893
00:39:18,347 --> 00:39:20,115
Now you do.

894
00:39:20,183 --> 00:39:21,983
These are ssris.

895
00:39:22,051 --> 00:39:24,351
They've been effective
in treating OCD.

896
00:39:24,419 --> 00:39:26,053
You mean lose my memory?

897
00:39:26,121 --> 00:39:27,487
Not lose it entirely.

898
00:39:27,555 --> 00:39:29,123
It'll just become
more like anyone else's.

899
00:39:32,094 --> 00:39:35,262
My memory...

900
00:39:35,330 --> 00:39:36,964
Is the only thing

901
00:39:37,032 --> 00:39:40,133
that has ever
made me special.

902
00:39:41,401 --> 00:39:43,870
Maybe so.

903
00:39:43,938 --> 00:39:47,273
But if you want
to be special...

904
00:39:47,341 --> 00:39:50,443
You're gonna
have to be alone.

905
00:40:09,662 --> 00:40:10,495
Ohh!

906
00:40:20,873 --> 00:40:21,906
Ohh!

907
00:40:27,011 --> 00:40:27,778
Hey.
Aah!

908
00:40:29,180 --> 00:40:30,814
Those are for Sarah.

909
00:40:30,882 --> 00:40:32,682
Are they poisoned?

910
00:40:32,750 --> 00:40:34,617
Poi—

911
00:40:34,685 --> 00:40:36,653
you and your paranoia.

912
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:38,621
Now, if you'll excuse me...

913
00:40:41,859 --> 00:40:43,358
I really should find
a better place

914
00:40:43,426 --> 00:40:46,195
to store my ragweed.

915
00:40:46,263 --> 00:40:47,362
It's a very nice gesture,

916
00:40:47,430 --> 00:40:48,898
but it's still
in the apartment.

917
00:41:06,715 --> 00:41:08,649
So... I wanna hear

918
00:41:08,717 --> 00:41:11,585
all the dirty,
dairy-specific details

919
00:41:11,653 --> 00:41:13,654
of your night
with java the slut.

920
00:41:13,722 --> 00:41:15,322
All right.

921
00:41:15,389 --> 00:41:17,357
First of all,

922
00:41:17,425 --> 00:41:18,558
all real.

923
00:41:18,626 --> 00:41:20,360
Second...

924
00:41:20,428 --> 00:41:22,863
A true connoisseur

925
00:41:22,931 --> 00:41:25,398
of the dark arts of...

926
00:41:28,636 --> 00:41:29,769
I flaked.

927
00:41:29,838 --> 00:41:31,838
I walked her to her car
and said good night.

928
00:41:31,905 --> 00:41:34,340
I will get back into it, I—

929
00:41:34,407 --> 00:41:36,943
you just need to give me
a little more time.

930
00:41:43,416 --> 00:41:45,885
I'll give you ten days.

931
00:41:50,789 --> 00:41:52,257
Fine.

932
00:41:58,764 --> 00:41:59,931
Ooh.

933
00:43:09,530 --> 00:43:12,799
== Sync, corrected by elderman ==
== for www.addic7ed.com ==

934
00:43:57,943 --> 00:44:00,744
Ten-one, ten-one, officer shot.

935
00:44:00,779 --> 00:44:04,214
I repeat: Officer shot.
En route to Illinois masonic.

936
00:44:04,248 --> 00:44:04,982
As a Detective,