1 00:00:16,577 --> 00:00:17,794 Hike! 2 00:00:45,816 --> 00:00:46,816 Hey. 3 00:00:49,070 --> 00:00:50,937 Hey. 4 00:00:50,988 --> 00:00:53,657 So, uh, what did you want? 5 00:00:55,660 --> 00:00:57,577 It's too late now. 6 00:00:57,644 --> 00:00:58,578 Too late for what? 7 00:00:58,645 --> 00:00:59,612 I'll tell you later. 8 00:00:59,664 --> 00:01:01,197 Come on, the bell just rang. 9 00:01:01,282 --> 00:01:02,332 We still got time. 10 00:01:05,419 --> 00:01:07,253 I'm ready. 11 00:01:07,321 --> 00:01:10,323 Uh, you sure? 12 00:01:12,492 --> 00:01:13,728 Yeah. 13 00:01:14,095 --> 00:01:16,096 Why now, all of a sudden? 14 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:17,597 What, you don't want to anymore? 15 00:01:17,664 --> 00:01:19,132 Yeah, I do. 16 00:01:19,183 --> 00:01:21,501 I'm just wondering what changed your mind. 17 00:01:21,552 --> 00:01:23,470 You did. 18 00:01:29,060 --> 00:01:31,027 Now? 19 00:01:31,112 --> 00:01:32,479 If you want. 20 00:01:37,985 --> 00:01:40,353 Excuse me. 21 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:42,021 You two need to come with me. 22 00:01:49,246 --> 00:01:51,197 - Take a seat. - But we didn't— 23 00:01:51,248 --> 00:01:52,916 You know you're not supposed to be back there. 24 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,167 We weren't doing anything. 25 00:01:54,218 --> 00:01:56,553 That's not what it looked like to me. 26 00:01:56,637 --> 00:01:57,921 Principal Fields will be back 27 00:01:57,988 --> 00:01:59,756 as soon as the assembly is over. 28 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:01,725 Ms. Washburn, please, if I get one more referral, my mom— 29 00:02:03,060 --> 00:02:05,345 Bench. 30 00:02:14,405 --> 00:02:16,189 Who put sand in her vagina? 31 00:02:26,482 --> 00:02:30,540 == Sync, corrected by elderman == == for www.addic7ed.com == 32 00:03:04,127 --> 00:03:06,245 Hey, kids. 33 00:03:06,329 --> 00:03:08,881 How you boys doing? 34 00:03:08,965 --> 00:03:11,384 Uh, can we help you? 35 00:03:11,451 --> 00:03:14,220 I certainly hope so. 36 00:03:14,304 --> 00:03:16,172 You know what this is? 37 00:03:16,223 --> 00:03:18,207 A laptop? 38 00:03:18,258 --> 00:03:21,644 Password-protected laptop 39 00:03:21,711 --> 00:03:23,712 that I need you nerds to hack into. 40 00:03:23,764 --> 00:03:25,648 No insecticides or toxic cleaners. 41 00:03:25,716 --> 00:03:27,349 Check the bathroom. 42 00:03:27,401 --> 00:03:28,300 Who are you? 43 00:03:28,368 --> 00:03:30,019 Your roommate's doctor. 44 00:03:30,070 --> 00:03:31,987 You remember your roommate, don't you? 45 00:03:32,055 --> 00:03:34,790 I thought he just had bronchitis. 46 00:03:34,858 --> 00:03:36,308 That's what the morons 47 00:03:36,376 --> 00:03:38,277 at the Rutgers Student Medical Center thought, 48 00:03:38,345 --> 00:03:41,197 which may be part of the reason he just coughed up a lung. 49 00:03:41,248 --> 00:03:43,916 What do you mean, he coughed up a lung? 50 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,335 He coughed... 51 00:03:46,402 --> 00:03:48,170 After which the respiratory organ 52 00:03:48,238 --> 00:03:52,074 which resided in his chest resided in his mouth... 53 00:03:52,125 --> 00:03:53,876 Actually, his hand. 54 00:03:53,927 --> 00:03:56,045 Well, his mouth, then his hand. 55 00:03:56,096 --> 00:03:58,013 Bathroom's clean. 56 00:03:58,081 --> 00:04:00,850 - What's in this? - Just soda. 57 00:04:00,917 --> 00:04:03,636 - Mind if I have some? - You want my drink? 58 00:04:03,703 --> 00:04:05,871 You got a problem with that? 59 00:04:05,939 --> 00:04:07,256 Uh, yeah. 60 00:04:07,307 --> 00:04:08,590 Actually, I do. 61 00:04:08,642 --> 00:04:10,259 You barge into our room, 62 00:04:10,310 --> 00:04:11,777 start looking through our personal, private stuff, 63 00:04:11,862 --> 00:04:13,479 demand I hack into a computer 64 00:04:13,547 --> 00:04:15,281 I think I can safely assume doesn't belong— 65 00:04:17,701 --> 00:04:20,202 Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? 66 00:04:20,270 --> 00:04:22,371 Please continue. 67 00:04:22,439 --> 00:04:25,708 You were talking about personal privacy. 68 00:04:28,211 --> 00:04:29,795 What, you're finished? 69 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:32,381 Well, allow me to retort. 70 00:04:32,448 --> 00:04:33,732 Wait a second. 71 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,668 You're saying this actually happened? 72 00:04:35,735 --> 00:04:37,753 Absolutely. 73 00:04:37,804 --> 00:04:41,056 You're lying. 74 00:04:41,124 --> 00:04:43,509 Interesting theory. Can you prove it? 75 00:04:43,593 --> 00:04:45,728 Doctors don't carry guns. 76 00:04:45,795 --> 00:04:47,396 They don't shoot people, 77 00:04:47,463 --> 00:04:50,132 and they definitely don't search patients' homes. 78 00:04:50,183 --> 00:04:51,934 Plus, I've seen Pulp Fiction— 79 00:04:51,985 --> 00:04:53,702 the movie you're totally ripping off. 80 00:04:56,072 --> 00:04:58,307 Huh. 81 00:04:58,358 --> 00:05:00,059 Wait, uh, was it Timmy Morgan? 82 00:05:00,127 --> 00:05:02,311 I have no idea. It had to be him. 83 00:05:02,362 --> 00:05:06,615 He's, like, totally obsessed with old movies. 84 00:05:06,666 --> 00:05:09,318 Pulp Fiction is not an old mov—what? 85 00:05:09,369 --> 00:05:10,703 So you're here to talk 86 00:05:10,787 --> 00:05:12,705 to the principal about something Timmy did? 87 00:05:12,772 --> 00:05:14,206 I got no problem with Timmy. 88 00:05:14,291 --> 00:05:17,543 And even if I did, I ain't no snitch. 89 00:05:17,627 --> 00:05:19,545 Then why are you here? 90 00:05:19,613 --> 00:05:21,180 To dig myself out of a hole. 91 00:05:21,264 --> 00:05:24,183 Instead I dug a bigger one. 92 00:05:24,267 --> 00:05:26,118 What'd you do? 93 00:05:26,186 --> 00:05:27,169 What'd you do? 94 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:30,439 What'd you do? 95 00:05:30,507 --> 00:05:33,242 What happened to your eye? 96 00:05:33,310 --> 00:05:35,561 It's none of your business. 97 00:05:35,645 --> 00:05:38,647 Actually, it's none of yours. I'm a doctor. 98 00:05:38,698 --> 00:05:39,982 It's a few days old, 99 00:05:40,033 --> 00:05:42,301 so that's not why you're here, 100 00:05:42,369 --> 00:05:45,171 unless you two got busted for some sort of revenge plot. 101 00:05:45,238 --> 00:05:48,157 But then you'd look angry instead of... ashamed. 102 00:05:48,208 --> 00:05:49,542 I'm not ashamed. 103 00:05:49,626 --> 00:05:50,910 Interesting. 104 00:05:50,994 --> 00:05:53,329 You defensively insist that you're not ashamed, 105 00:05:53,380 --> 00:05:54,880 which, of course, means you are ashamed. 106 00:05:54,965 --> 00:05:56,999 And yet, you're the victim. 107 00:05:57,050 --> 00:05:59,335 You want to know how she got the black eye? 108 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:01,904 Tell us why you're here first. 109 00:06:01,972 --> 00:06:03,455 Anyone ever tell you you're annoying? 110 00:06:03,523 --> 00:06:04,506 No. 111 00:06:04,558 --> 00:06:06,425 Yes, all the time. 112 00:06:06,509 --> 00:06:07,726 But he's right. 113 00:06:07,811 --> 00:06:10,229 You want to know? You first. 114 00:06:12,482 --> 00:06:15,434 I didn't kill anybody. 115 00:06:15,518 --> 00:06:18,153 I have to be here, so I figured 116 00:06:18,221 --> 00:06:20,472 I'd punch up the stakes in the first act. 117 00:06:20,540 --> 00:06:22,524 But we did, and almost always do, 118 00:06:22,576 --> 00:06:24,310 search the patient's home. 119 00:06:24,377 --> 00:06:25,844 And if we tell them first, 120 00:06:25,912 --> 00:06:28,414 then they can hide something that we need to know 121 00:06:28,498 --> 00:06:30,833 in order to figure out what's wrong with them. 122 00:06:30,900 --> 00:06:33,052 Why would they hide something that could be killing them? 123 00:06:33,119 --> 00:06:34,887 Because they are morons. 124 00:06:34,955 --> 00:06:37,239 They're all morons, and everybody lies. 125 00:06:37,290 --> 00:06:38,374 Wait, if everybody lies, 126 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:40,843 then that means you're lying right now. 127 00:06:40,910 --> 00:06:46,015 I didn't say everybody always lies... Aristotle. 128 00:06:46,082 --> 00:06:49,918 And on that note, unless there are any questions... 129 00:06:49,970 --> 00:06:51,053 Good. 130 00:06:51,104 --> 00:06:52,805 Oh, Dr. Hourani... 131 00:06:52,889 --> 00:06:55,924 Before you finish, 132 00:06:55,976 --> 00:06:58,260 maybe you could describe what you actually do. 133 00:06:58,311 --> 00:07:02,631 You know, like if someone comes in for a routine physical? 134 00:07:07,821 --> 00:07:09,788 You want routine? 135 00:07:09,873 --> 00:07:11,740 Please. 136 00:07:11,791 --> 00:07:15,160 It just feels kind of, like, numb. 137 00:07:16,546 --> 00:07:18,330 You do a lot of bicycle riding? 138 00:07:18,415 --> 00:07:20,633 No. 139 00:07:20,717 --> 00:07:22,451 How long have you been married? 140 00:07:22,502 --> 00:07:24,619 It's 12 years next month. 141 00:07:24,671 --> 00:07:26,889 You have six kids. 142 00:07:26,956 --> 00:07:28,724 Mm-hmm. 143 00:07:28,791 --> 00:07:30,259 Well, you don't think it could have 144 00:07:30,310 --> 00:07:31,593 anything to do with that, do you? 145 00:07:31,645 --> 00:07:34,296 Probably. 146 00:07:34,347 --> 00:07:36,348 How often do you use your vibrator? 147 00:07:36,433 --> 00:07:38,984 Excuse me? 148 00:07:39,069 --> 00:07:41,470 Your battery-operated Brad Pitt. 149 00:07:41,538 --> 00:07:43,572 After giving the gift of life 150 00:07:43,639 --> 00:07:45,140 to six eight-pound, four-ounce wrecking balls, 151 00:07:45,191 --> 00:07:48,777 I think I can safely assume it's an industrial-strength model? 152 00:07:48,845 --> 00:07:51,113 Dr. Hourani, please. 153 00:07:53,033 --> 00:07:55,117 You wanted routine. 154 00:07:55,185 --> 00:07:56,835 Am I done? 155 00:07:56,903 --> 00:07:58,721 Maybe we should just move on. 156 00:07:58,788 --> 00:08:00,322 No problem. 157 00:08:00,373 --> 00:08:01,640 I meant with your typical day. 158 00:08:01,708 --> 00:08:03,759 I assume you see more than one patient? 159 00:08:03,826 --> 00:08:05,961 Nope. 160 00:08:06,029 --> 00:08:09,381 Okay. 161 00:08:09,466 --> 00:08:12,935 Then I guess we will move on to our next guest. 162 00:08:13,002 --> 00:08:15,003 Wait, if you only see one patient, 163 00:08:15,055 --> 00:08:16,522 what do you do the rest of the day? 164 00:08:24,013 --> 00:08:26,198 Dr. Hourani? 165 00:08:34,874 --> 00:08:36,658 Just in time for lunch. 166 00:08:36,710 --> 00:08:38,527 By lunch, you mean a conference call with the board, 167 00:08:38,578 --> 00:08:42,581 and by just in time, you mean, 20 minutes late. 168 00:08:42,665 --> 00:08:45,134 I meant sex... 169 00:08:45,201 --> 00:08:46,868 Fine, lunch. 170 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:50,639 How about we start with a small tossed salad? 171 00:08:50,706 --> 00:08:53,726 As of this morning, I'm on a diet. 172 00:09:03,886 --> 00:09:05,237 Meaning? 173 00:09:05,321 --> 00:09:07,573 I told you, I'm busy. 174 00:09:07,657 --> 00:09:08,941 No, you told me you were supposed to be busy 175 00:09:09,025 --> 00:09:10,359 20 minutes ago. 176 00:09:10,410 --> 00:09:12,060 But you were obviously able to put them off then, 177 00:09:12,112 --> 00:09:13,695 there's no reason you can't put them off now. 178 00:09:13,747 --> 00:09:15,564 How about, "I wanted to then, 179 00:09:15,615 --> 00:09:18,917 and now I don't"? 180 00:09:19,002 --> 00:09:20,702 Get your finger off my phone. 181 00:09:20,754 --> 00:09:23,005 We obviously have something we need to discuss. 182 00:09:23,072 --> 00:09:24,790 Now is not a good time. 183 00:09:24,874 --> 00:09:26,208 If you're mad because you don't feel 184 00:09:26,259 --> 00:09:28,043 you're getting the necessary amount of affection, 185 00:09:28,094 --> 00:09:29,878 all you have to do is ask. 186 00:09:29,929 --> 00:09:32,080 Seriously, not now. 187 00:09:32,132 --> 00:09:34,183 If memory serves, I enjoyed a healthy Sunday brunch. 188 00:09:34,250 --> 00:09:36,084 So your insinuation— 189 00:09:36,136 --> 00:09:37,186 Ow! 190 00:09:37,253 --> 00:09:39,087 - What is your problem? - You! 191 00:09:39,139 --> 00:09:41,023 You are my problem. 192 00:09:41,090 --> 00:09:44,143 You are the most selfish, self-centered son of a bitch 193 00:09:44,227 --> 00:09:45,611 on the face of the planet. 194 00:09:45,695 --> 00:09:48,096 And I'm sick of it. 195 00:09:48,148 --> 00:09:51,766 I'm just... done. 196 00:09:51,818 --> 00:09:55,270 I can't deal with you anymore. 197 00:10:03,913 --> 00:10:07,449 So that's what a typical doctor does on a typical day. 198 00:10:07,517 --> 00:10:09,451 Any questions? 199 00:10:15,091 --> 00:10:17,176 What's a vibrator? 200 00:10:25,319 --> 00:10:27,136 Why was your girlfriend so mad? 201 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:29,047 It doesn't matter. 202 00:10:29,131 --> 00:10:31,466 Well, obviously it matters. 203 00:10:31,517 --> 00:10:33,068 I mean, if she's your girlfriend, 204 00:10:33,135 --> 00:10:35,303 you should care how she feels. 205 00:10:35,354 --> 00:10:37,639 I mean, it doesn't matter to the story. 206 00:10:37,690 --> 00:10:40,058 It's the most important part of the story. 207 00:10:40,142 --> 00:10:42,777 It's the only thing that does matter. 208 00:10:42,845 --> 00:10:45,513 You don't kiss her enough— is that the problem? 209 00:10:45,565 --> 00:10:47,148 Absolutely not. 210 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,284 Which, by your definition, means it is. 211 00:10:51,621 --> 00:10:53,405 We kiss plenty. 212 00:10:53,489 --> 00:10:55,490 Your turn. 213 00:10:55,541 --> 00:10:56,708 Then what's the problem? 214 00:10:56,792 --> 00:10:57,959 Your turn. 215 00:10:58,027 --> 00:11:01,296 What's the problem? 216 00:11:01,363 --> 00:11:02,714 Excuse me. 217 00:11:02,798 --> 00:11:05,267 When exactly will the commandant be back? 218 00:11:05,334 --> 00:11:07,368 Shouldn't be much longer, sir. 219 00:11:13,059 --> 00:11:15,060 Well? 220 00:11:17,980 --> 00:11:19,547 Oh, so now you're not gonna talk. 221 00:11:19,599 --> 00:11:22,400 That's real mature. 222 00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:25,937 All right, fine. 223 00:11:26,005 --> 00:11:28,440 We got busted for kissing behind the school. 224 00:11:28,524 --> 00:11:30,391 Now you know why we're here. 225 00:11:30,443 --> 00:11:32,444 So tell us why you're here. 226 00:11:32,528 --> 00:11:34,079 The deal was about the black eye. 227 00:11:34,163 --> 00:11:36,331 And we didn't kiss. 228 00:11:36,398 --> 00:11:39,668 So you were just making him beg, huh? 229 00:11:39,735 --> 00:11:41,169 I didn't have you pegged as a tease. 230 00:11:41,236 --> 00:11:42,504 I'm not a tease. 231 00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:44,573 The available evidence suggests otherwise. 232 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:45,907 I'm not a tease. 233 00:11:45,958 --> 00:11:47,125 Prove it... 234 00:11:50,346 --> 00:11:53,682 By—by telling me your story. 235 00:11:59,889 --> 00:12:01,106 You're a pathetic loser, jerk! 236 00:12:01,190 --> 00:12:03,275 And I wouldn't kiss you if I had brain cancer 237 00:12:03,359 --> 00:12:05,894 and your lips were the cure! 238 00:12:10,149 --> 00:12:11,766 She actually said that? 239 00:12:11,817 --> 00:12:14,369 - Well, yeah, that was, like, two days ago. - It doesn't matter. 240 00:12:14,436 --> 00:12:17,205 I clearly didn't lead him along or anything like that, 241 00:12:17,272 --> 00:12:19,774 which proves I'm not a tease. 242 00:12:19,825 --> 00:12:21,860 So why is your girlfriend mad at you? 243 00:12:21,928 --> 00:12:24,612 I'm getting a kind of bossy vibe. 244 00:12:24,664 --> 00:12:25,997 I take it you're into that. 245 00:12:26,082 --> 00:12:27,966 Don't answer! 246 00:12:28,050 --> 00:12:29,601 Your turn. 247 00:12:33,598 --> 00:12:35,766 What seems to be the problem, sir? 248 00:12:35,817 --> 00:12:37,318 I'm having more difficulty breathing 249 00:12:37,402 --> 00:12:39,036 and some pain in my chest. 250 00:12:39,103 --> 00:12:40,654 You're new, aren't you? 251 00:12:42,124 --> 00:12:43,824 Uh, yeah, I just moved from Chicago. 252 00:12:43,909 --> 00:12:45,543 Chicago's awesome. What part are you from? 253 00:12:48,279 --> 00:12:49,630 We need to get a chest C.T. 254 00:12:49,698 --> 00:12:50,915 Excuse me, I'm the senior team member, 255 00:12:50,966 --> 00:12:52,333 which means we don't need anything 256 00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:54,335 unless I say we need it. 257 00:12:54,419 --> 00:12:57,505 - Do you want to have an affair? - You want to have a threesome? 258 00:12:57,589 --> 00:13:00,457 You can't talk to her like that. I'm telling Cuddy. 259 00:13:00,509 --> 00:13:02,760 We need a chest C.T. 260 00:13:02,811 --> 00:13:04,595 Get it yourself. 261 00:13:04,646 --> 00:13:06,981 Isn't that, like, sexual harassment? 262 00:13:07,065 --> 00:13:08,516 Not if you're good-looking. 263 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:11,802 Excuse me? 264 00:13:11,853 --> 00:13:13,604 You said the one guy was short with a big nose. 265 00:13:13,655 --> 00:13:15,823 Guess that's not the only thing that's big. 266 00:13:15,907 --> 00:13:16,991 What does that mean? 267 00:13:17,075 --> 00:13:19,360 It means he's lying... again. 268 00:13:19,444 --> 00:13:23,030 Because you can't handle the truth! 269 00:13:24,124 --> 00:13:26,127 That's so easy. 270 00:13:26,192 --> 00:13:29,561 A Few Good Men. 271 00:13:29,612 --> 00:13:31,563 Okay, I give up. 272 00:13:31,614 --> 00:13:33,582 I think we should move on 273 00:13:33,666 --> 00:13:35,284 to our next guest. 274 00:13:35,368 --> 00:13:38,003 Mr. Dryden... 275 00:13:38,071 --> 00:13:42,341 Uh, works for one of the largest advertising agencies 276 00:13:42,408 --> 00:13:44,259 in New York City. Boring! Boring! 277 00:13:44,344 --> 00:13:46,244 Can we at least hear what happened to the patient? 278 00:13:52,352 --> 00:13:54,970 If Dr. Hourani promises to— 279 00:13:55,054 --> 00:13:56,355 Patient's dead. 280 00:14:00,593 --> 00:14:01,944 Floor is yours, Don. 281 00:14:02,011 --> 00:14:03,979 Dave. 282 00:14:04,063 --> 00:14:05,347 He's not dead. 283 00:14:05,415 --> 00:14:06,949 You said earlier he was still in the hospital. 284 00:14:07,033 --> 00:14:09,034 - What's wrong with him? - He's got a cough. 285 00:14:09,101 --> 00:14:10,536 You said he coughed up a lung. 286 00:14:10,603 --> 00:14:12,604 - What about the laptop? - Who cares about the laptop? 287 00:14:12,655 --> 00:14:15,207 Yeah, and he already said he was lying about that, you moron. 288 00:14:15,274 --> 00:14:16,542 Gabe... 289 00:14:16,609 --> 00:14:18,293 - We do not use that word here. - He did. 290 00:14:18,378 --> 00:14:19,828 Yeah, and I was talking about people like you. 291 00:14:19,913 --> 00:14:22,781 Ooh. 292 00:14:22,832 --> 00:14:24,700 Dr. Hourani, please, 293 00:14:24,768 --> 00:14:28,620 could you just finish, quickly, so we can move on? 294 00:14:36,930 --> 00:14:38,347 I don't know what's wrong. 295 00:14:38,431 --> 00:14:41,233 He was stable for a while, and then all of a sudden, he just— 296 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:42,351 Bronchial infection must be 297 00:14:42,435 --> 00:14:44,302 from a drug-resistant strain. 298 00:14:44,354 --> 00:14:46,104 O-2 sats are plummeting. 299 00:14:46,156 --> 00:14:48,357 We need to get him on a bronchodilator 300 00:14:48,441 --> 00:14:50,325 before he goes into respiratory arrest. Suction, sit him up. 301 00:14:50,410 --> 00:14:52,828 Start blow by oxygen. 302 00:14:59,085 --> 00:15:03,539 What is that? 303 00:15:03,623 --> 00:15:06,341 I think it's his... 304 00:15:06,426 --> 00:15:08,877 It's his lung. 305 00:15:15,385 --> 00:15:17,636 That actually happened? 306 00:15:17,704 --> 00:15:19,605 Yes, it really happened. 307 00:15:19,672 --> 00:15:24,175 I take cases that other doctors fail to diagnose, 308 00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,395 which is why I only take one at a time. 309 00:15:26,479 --> 00:15:28,447 My current patient is a college student. 310 00:15:28,514 --> 00:15:30,132 He's actually in the hospital right now. 311 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:34,152 And, yes, he really did cough up a large portion 312 00:15:34,204 --> 00:15:35,954 of dead lung tissue. 313 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,657 How's that even possible? 314 00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:41,994 That's what she said. 315 00:15:42,045 --> 00:15:44,713 No, she did literally say that. 316 00:15:44,781 --> 00:15:46,965 How's that even possible? 317 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,717 Primary squamous carcinoma could cause 318 00:15:48,801 --> 00:15:50,285 lung tissue to basically disintegrate. 319 00:15:50,353 --> 00:15:51,970 It's not cancer. F.O.B. was normal. 320 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,322 It's not an infection either. 321 00:15:53,389 --> 00:15:55,224 Broad-spectrum antibiotics haven't had any effect. 322 00:15:55,308 --> 00:15:57,009 Who password-protects a computer 323 00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:59,928 they keep in a locked desk in a locked office? 324 00:16:00,013 --> 00:16:01,396 Someone who works with someone who thinks it's okay 325 00:16:01,481 --> 00:16:03,181 to break into other people's homes? 326 00:16:03,233 --> 00:16:05,601 An amebic liver abscess could rupture 327 00:16:05,668 --> 00:16:07,569 through the diaphragm into the thorax. 328 00:16:07,654 --> 00:16:10,272 Not when his liver-function tests are all normal. 329 00:16:10,356 --> 00:16:12,741 His dorm mates are computer science majors. 330 00:16:12,825 --> 00:16:14,993 If they're fabricating chips, they could be working 331 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,995 with all kinds of different toxic solvents. 332 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:20,032 We need to search the dorm. 333 00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:21,867 "We"? 334 00:16:21,918 --> 00:16:24,169 Oui. Allons-y. 335 00:16:24,236 --> 00:16:25,787 While we're out, 336 00:16:25,872 --> 00:16:27,372 do a thorascopic lung biopsy 337 00:16:27,423 --> 00:16:28,790 and a c-ANCA, 338 00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:30,909 because it's sarcoidosis. 339 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,962 But if you think it's sarcoidosis, why are you... 340 00:16:34,047 --> 00:16:36,715 So you really did force his roommate 341 00:16:36,783 --> 00:16:38,083 to hack into the laptop? 342 00:16:38,134 --> 00:16:40,168 Why would I lie? 343 00:16:40,236 --> 00:16:41,887 But whose laptop is it? 344 00:16:41,938 --> 00:16:43,221 It's your girlfriend's, isn't it? 345 00:16:43,273 --> 00:16:45,256 She's not my girlfriend. 346 00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,425 I'm just interested in her because she's a client, 347 00:16:47,477 --> 00:16:49,427 and she sleeps above her covers— 348 00:16:49,479 --> 00:16:51,747 four feet above her covers. 349 00:16:51,814 --> 00:16:53,282 What? 350 00:16:53,366 --> 00:16:55,067 Ghostbusters. 351 00:16:55,134 --> 00:16:56,935 So that's why she's so mad— 352 00:16:56,986 --> 00:16:58,570 you looked through her computer? 353 00:16:58,621 --> 00:17:01,423 No, that part happened after she got mad. 354 00:17:01,491 --> 00:17:02,958 First she got mad. 355 00:17:03,042 --> 00:17:06,078 Then I stole her computer to fix things. 356 00:17:06,129 --> 00:17:08,297 And then we got the case. 357 00:17:08,381 --> 00:17:10,949 Wait, so you tried to fix your relationship 358 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,584 by stealing her computer? 359 00:17:12,635 --> 00:17:16,004 Well, when you say it like that... 360 00:17:16,089 --> 00:17:18,056 Yes. 361 00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,926 Looks like you're the moron. 362 00:17:20,977 --> 00:17:24,596 Ooh! 363 00:17:50,183 --> 00:17:52,767 I can also get three sets of golf clubs in there. 364 00:18:08,584 --> 00:18:09,684 No way. 365 00:18:09,752 --> 00:18:11,736 You didn't get her laptop 366 00:18:11,787 --> 00:18:13,872 by blowing down the door of her office. 367 00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:15,690 That's from Thunderbolt and Lightfoot. 368 00:18:17,193 --> 00:18:19,996 Just seeing if you're still paying attention. 369 00:18:20,046 --> 00:18:22,464 It was actually more subtle. 370 00:18:26,936 --> 00:18:30,021 The Thomas Crown Affair— 371 00:18:30,089 --> 00:18:32,057 the Steve McQueen version. 372 00:18:32,108 --> 00:18:34,776 Just tell us the truth already. Excuse me. 373 00:18:34,861 --> 00:18:37,062 But there are others here who would like a chance to speak. 374 00:18:37,113 --> 00:18:38,980 Go right ahead. 375 00:18:39,065 --> 00:18:40,932 No! 376 00:18:43,369 --> 00:18:45,787 Audience is always right. 377 00:18:48,441 --> 00:18:50,942 Luke. 378 00:18:50,993 --> 00:18:53,278 It wasn't me. 379 00:18:55,081 --> 00:18:56,748 Ma'am, are you okay? 380 00:18:56,799 --> 00:18:58,449 Can you hear me? 381 00:18:58,501 --> 00:19:01,970 Ooh, what's that smell? 382 00:19:02,054 --> 00:19:03,221 Ugh. 383 00:19:06,676 --> 00:19:09,127 Smells like a gas leak. 384 00:19:09,178 --> 00:19:10,729 Call Dr. Cuddy. 385 00:19:17,436 --> 00:19:20,188 You poisoned a room full of patients 386 00:19:20,273 --> 00:19:22,574 so you could steal your girlfriend's laptop? 387 00:19:22,641 --> 00:19:24,826 I didn't poison anybody. 388 00:19:24,911 --> 00:19:29,030 I spilled some hydrogen sulfide and ammonia on the floor, 389 00:19:29,115 --> 00:19:31,666 thinking the stench would clear the place out. 390 00:19:31,751 --> 00:19:33,785 But instead of breathing through his nose, 391 00:19:33,836 --> 00:19:36,338 some idiot decided to hold his breath. 392 00:19:36,422 --> 00:19:38,590 He passes out, and before I know it, 393 00:19:38,657 --> 00:19:44,262 the place is a perfect storm of mass hysteria... 394 00:19:44,330 --> 00:19:46,181 Although it worked out just as well. 395 00:19:46,265 --> 00:19:47,632 They're morons. 396 00:19:47,683 --> 00:19:49,367 Agreed. 397 00:19:49,435 --> 00:19:51,686 No, not the patients, the kids. 398 00:19:51,771 --> 00:19:53,338 It doesn't matter how you stole it. 399 00:19:53,389 --> 00:19:55,140 What matters is why. 400 00:19:55,191 --> 00:19:58,693 You know, you're starting to remind me of someone. 401 00:19:58,778 --> 00:20:01,563 I didn't ask how you stole it. I asked why. 402 00:20:01,647 --> 00:20:04,182 Isn't it obvious? 403 00:20:04,233 --> 00:20:05,683 You think you can tell why she's mad 404 00:20:05,735 --> 00:20:06,952 by reading budget spreadsheets 405 00:20:07,019 --> 00:20:09,120 and per diem schedules? 406 00:20:09,188 --> 00:20:10,655 I know why she's mad. 407 00:20:10,706 --> 00:20:12,490 What I need to know is how to make her un-mad. 408 00:20:12,541 --> 00:20:14,326 And step one is gaining access 409 00:20:14,377 --> 00:20:15,827 to the journal on her laptop, 410 00:20:15,878 --> 00:20:18,529 where she records her innermost thoughts... 411 00:20:18,581 --> 00:20:20,915 Instead of just watching porn with me. 412 00:20:22,534 --> 00:20:23,969 Oh, grow up. 413 00:20:24,036 --> 00:20:27,472 If porn was bad, why would there be so many nuns in it? 414 00:20:27,539 --> 00:20:29,674 Why is she mad? 415 00:20:29,725 --> 00:20:30,842 I was myself, 416 00:20:30,893 --> 00:20:32,394 which, by the way, 417 00:20:32,478 --> 00:20:35,046 she's supposed to love unconditionally. 418 00:20:35,097 --> 00:20:37,048 I didn't do anything. 419 00:20:37,099 --> 00:20:39,067 We had a great weekend. 420 00:20:39,151 --> 00:20:42,771 Went to a Blues club, we watched Cinderfella on DVD. 421 00:20:42,855 --> 00:20:43,855 And? 422 00:20:43,923 --> 00:20:45,890 It doesn't matter. 423 00:20:45,941 --> 00:20:48,276 She's being unreasonable, and I have to fix it. 424 00:20:48,361 --> 00:20:49,744 I need to know what's really important to her. 425 00:20:49,829 --> 00:20:52,197 - I need something big. - Because? 426 00:20:52,248 --> 00:20:54,949 We're past that. 427 00:20:57,203 --> 00:21:00,755 Have you tried childhood pet names? 428 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,173 I don't know her pets. 429 00:21:02,241 --> 00:21:03,591 She's never mentioned a pet? 430 00:21:03,659 --> 00:21:07,545 Well, yeah, but I wasn't listening. 431 00:21:07,596 --> 00:21:10,799 She's not mad because I don't remember a dead dog's name. 432 00:21:10,866 --> 00:21:14,135 Her first dog was Ronaldo. 433 00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:16,938 Is that R-o or R-e-y? 434 00:21:17,023 --> 00:21:19,641 I didn't ask. Try both. 435 00:21:19,725 --> 00:21:21,259 Just got a case from the E.R. 436 00:21:21,310 --> 00:21:22,610 Rutgers student came in 437 00:21:22,695 --> 00:21:24,312 with what looked like acute bronchitis. 438 00:21:24,397 --> 00:21:26,281 But there's nothing in his blood or sputum cultures. 439 00:21:26,365 --> 00:21:27,866 Don't you think it's time you people 440 00:21:27,933 --> 00:21:29,818 stop looking to the white man to solve all your problems? 441 00:21:29,902 --> 00:21:31,269 His O-2 sats are in the toilet. 442 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,770 If we don't figure out what's attacking his— 443 00:21:32,822 --> 00:21:34,122 So figure it out! 444 00:21:34,206 --> 00:21:36,024 I'm busy. 445 00:21:40,279 --> 00:21:41,463 That can't be true. 446 00:21:41,530 --> 00:21:43,398 Why not? 447 00:21:43,466 --> 00:21:48,153 'Cause if he was dying— I mean, you're a doctor. 448 00:21:50,523 --> 00:21:53,808 Patients die every day. 449 00:21:53,876 --> 00:21:56,644 Not all of them are interesting. 450 00:22:07,815 --> 00:22:10,817 You still haven't answered either question. 451 00:22:11,558 --> 00:22:15,227 She was mad because she's genetically programmed 452 00:22:15,278 --> 00:22:17,529 to make a big deal out of every little thing. 453 00:22:17,597 --> 00:22:20,649 So she's mad 'cause she's a girl. 454 00:22:21,321 --> 00:22:23,589 And now she's mad because she's programmed 455 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,418 to make a big deal out of every little thing. 456 00:22:25,509 --> 00:22:29,577 Actually, she's not like that. Why are you sticking up for her?- 457 00:22:29,654 --> 00:22:31,938 She says you're a pathetic jerk and she hates you. 458 00:22:32,023 --> 00:22:33,690 That was a long time ago. 459 00:22:33,758 --> 00:22:35,058 It was two days ago. 460 00:22:35,109 --> 00:22:36,943 And it wasn't even true then. 461 00:22:37,028 --> 00:22:39,663 - How do you know? - Because I know how you think. 462 00:22:39,730 --> 00:22:41,581 Really? 463 00:22:41,666 --> 00:22:43,033 Really. 464 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:45,885 Really? 465 00:23:01,185 --> 00:23:02,185 Hey. 466 00:23:02,252 --> 00:23:04,854 Uh, and no peck on the cheek. 467 00:23:04,922 --> 00:23:08,475 It has to be on the lips. 468 00:23:08,559 --> 00:23:11,311 Winning a bet to force her to kiss you 469 00:23:11,395 --> 00:23:12,879 actually cuts against your theory 470 00:23:12,947 --> 00:23:14,197 that you know how she thinks. 471 00:23:14,264 --> 00:23:15,732 I wasn't forcing her to do anything 472 00:23:15,783 --> 00:23:17,784 that she didn't want to do. 473 00:23:17,852 --> 00:23:20,487 You're hoping for a career in the NBA or the NFL? 474 00:23:20,571 --> 00:23:22,238 The bet let her do what she wanted to do 475 00:23:22,289 --> 00:23:24,157 while still being able to act like she didn't, 476 00:23:24,225 --> 00:23:25,542 so her friends wouldn't get all, like, 477 00:23:25,609 --> 00:23:27,460 calling her a slut or something. 478 00:23:27,528 --> 00:23:30,113 Not that it's slutty or anything. 479 00:23:30,181 --> 00:23:32,632 It's just a kiss. 480 00:23:32,717 --> 00:23:36,386 Not even close to true. 481 00:23:38,255 --> 00:23:41,958 I just couldn't believe I'd lose. 482 00:23:42,009 --> 00:23:43,143 Ah, now we're getting somewhere. 483 00:23:45,179 --> 00:23:46,796 No, we're not. 484 00:23:46,847 --> 00:23:48,798 Oh, I thought we were. 485 00:23:48,849 --> 00:23:50,066 No, you thought we weren't, 486 00:23:50,134 --> 00:23:51,568 and that's exactly what you want, 487 00:23:51,635 --> 00:23:55,071 because you don't want to tell us why was she mad at you! 488 00:23:58,025 --> 00:23:59,325 You tell us you don't want to do your job 489 00:23:59,410 --> 00:24:00,877 because you're too busy trying to break 490 00:24:00,945 --> 00:24:02,812 into your girlfriend's laptop to figure out a way 491 00:24:02,863 --> 00:24:03,997 to make her not mad at you. 492 00:24:04,081 --> 00:24:05,314 But you don't tell us 493 00:24:05,366 --> 00:24:07,784 why she was mad at you. 494 00:24:11,589 --> 00:24:12,505 It's stupid. 495 00:24:12,573 --> 00:24:15,341 Talk. 496 00:24:22,883 --> 00:24:25,518 I'm out of here. 497 00:24:27,021 --> 00:24:28,388 Unless... 498 00:24:30,674 --> 00:24:32,942 Rachel's gonna be up soon. 499 00:24:33,010 --> 00:24:35,361 Well, you never know. 500 00:24:35,446 --> 00:24:38,565 Yes, I do. 501 00:24:40,341 --> 00:24:42,677 Can you take the garbage out before you go? 502 00:24:42,737 --> 00:24:45,705 Uh, I-I-I would, but... 503 00:24:45,790 --> 00:24:48,208 Oh, come on. 504 00:24:48,292 --> 00:24:49,876 It's not a lot. 505 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:53,463 Pain's always worst first thing in the morning. 506 00:25:06,827 --> 00:25:09,546 Mommy! 507 00:25:29,984 --> 00:25:32,502 You used her toothbrush? 508 00:25:32,569 --> 00:25:34,087 That's so gross. 509 00:25:34,171 --> 00:25:36,706 What's the big deal? 510 00:25:36,757 --> 00:25:38,091 It's not like she had a problem 511 00:25:38,175 --> 00:25:39,709 swapping spit the night before. 512 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,761 Well, maybe it's not the swapping spit 513 00:25:41,829 --> 00:25:44,714 that bothers her, but the fact that you don't listen to her. 514 00:25:44,765 --> 00:25:46,216 Had she warned you not to do it? 515 00:25:46,267 --> 00:25:47,550 Oh, I listen to her. 516 00:25:47,618 --> 00:25:49,135 But you just said before that you didn't. 517 00:25:49,203 --> 00:25:50,520 No, I said I didn't remember what she said. 518 00:25:50,587 --> 00:25:52,255 No, you said you don't listen— 519 00:25:52,306 --> 00:25:55,275 I listen to her. 520 00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:56,392 Okay? 521 00:25:56,443 --> 00:25:57,610 Believe me, I listen. 522 00:26:00,781 --> 00:26:01,815 It's my toothbrush, 523 00:26:01,899 --> 00:26:04,367 and it's not just once. 524 00:26:04,434 --> 00:26:06,619 And it's not like I'd even care, 525 00:26:06,704 --> 00:26:11,207 but you totally destroy it. 526 00:26:11,275 --> 00:26:12,959 You're supposed to brush with it, 527 00:26:13,043 --> 00:26:14,911 not gnaw on it like a rawhide bone. 528 00:26:14,962 --> 00:26:18,414 I think Miss Four Cavities' time 529 00:26:18,465 --> 00:26:20,834 would be better spent copying Mr. No Cavities 530 00:26:20,918 --> 00:26:23,336 instead of complaining about him. 531 00:26:23,420 --> 00:26:25,505 And given what I'd just been doing, 532 00:26:25,573 --> 00:26:27,207 I thought you wouldn't want me going out to dinner 533 00:26:27,274 --> 00:26:29,876 without a good brush and a floss. 534 00:26:29,944 --> 00:26:33,029 Would you please just use the toothbrush I bought you? 535 00:26:33,097 --> 00:26:36,666 Would you please just shut up and watch the movie? 536 00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:43,823 I said, "please." 537 00:26:43,908 --> 00:26:45,909 Why would you have to brush your teeth 538 00:26:45,976 --> 00:26:47,977 before you go to dinner? 539 00:26:48,045 --> 00:26:49,579 You don't want to know... 540 00:26:49,646 --> 00:26:50,780 Yet. 541 00:26:50,848 --> 00:26:52,365 You're gross and dumb. 542 00:26:52,449 --> 00:26:54,284 You listen to what she says 543 00:26:54,351 --> 00:26:56,586 just so you can tell her how wrong she is. 544 00:26:56,653 --> 00:26:58,504 You are clueless and naive. 545 00:26:58,589 --> 00:27:00,924 I have to tell her that she's wrong, 546 00:27:00,991 --> 00:27:02,792 'cause no one else will. 547 00:27:02,843 --> 00:27:04,928 She's the boss, 548 00:27:04,995 --> 00:27:06,846 which means she's surrounded by morons 549 00:27:06,931 --> 00:27:08,548 who are either afraid of her, 550 00:27:08,632 --> 00:27:09,966 or they want to kiss up to her, 551 00:27:10,017 --> 00:27:12,668 or they want to... 552 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,054 Kiss her. 553 00:27:15,139 --> 00:27:17,190 But not you. I already kissed her. 554 00:27:17,274 --> 00:27:18,892 And I respect her enough not to treat her 555 00:27:18,976 --> 00:27:22,178 like some tender blossom who needs to be coddled. 556 00:27:22,246 --> 00:27:25,398 Makes sense to me. 557 00:27:27,401 --> 00:27:29,736 That's what you think you did? 558 00:27:29,820 --> 00:27:31,871 Yeah, totally. 559 00:27:36,527 --> 00:27:38,595 You mean... 560 00:27:38,662 --> 00:27:40,096 Wha— 561 00:27:40,164 --> 00:27:41,180 you? 562 00:27:41,248 --> 00:27:43,633 No, I didn't punch her. 563 00:28:05,722 --> 00:28:08,057 You're a moron. 564 00:28:08,108 --> 00:28:09,192 I didn't mean to. 565 00:28:09,259 --> 00:28:11,694 The stick had wicked heel curve. 566 00:28:11,745 --> 00:28:13,112 Did I mention you're a moron? 567 00:28:13,197 --> 00:28:14,447 Okay, you just said it's wrong 568 00:28:14,531 --> 00:28:16,449 to treat your girlfriend like she's weaker than you. 569 00:28:16,533 --> 00:28:17,867 I'm not talking about trying to score. 570 00:28:17,918 --> 00:28:19,202 I'm talking about shooting high. 571 00:28:19,253 --> 00:28:21,404 Tennis shoes on a wooden floor? 572 00:28:21,455 --> 00:28:23,957 She obviously can't butterfly and cover the low corners. 573 00:28:24,041 --> 00:28:25,642 Your turn. 574 00:28:25,709 --> 00:28:27,961 The laptop. 575 00:28:37,921 --> 00:28:40,306 I must be in the midst of a complex partial seizure, 576 00:28:40,391 --> 00:28:43,726 'cause I know you are not sitting at my desk. 577 00:28:43,777 --> 00:28:45,561 Sorry. Ran out of lotion in mine. 578 00:28:45,612 --> 00:28:46,813 Get the hell out of here. 579 00:28:46,897 --> 00:28:48,281 Can't. This is the only place left 580 00:28:48,365 --> 00:28:49,615 that Cuddy'll never look for me. 581 00:28:49,683 --> 00:28:51,200 And I still haven't found what I'm looking for. 582 00:28:51,268 --> 00:28:52,535 Well, I can tell you, what you're about to find 583 00:28:52,602 --> 00:28:54,120 is my foot in your ass. 584 00:28:54,204 --> 00:28:56,039 I don't think we've got enough lotion for that. 585 00:28:56,106 --> 00:28:58,624 How did you even get in here? The door was locked. 586 00:28:58,709 --> 00:29:04,297 Well, either I can walk through walls, or... 587 00:29:04,365 --> 00:29:05,615 We have liftoff. 588 00:29:05,683 --> 00:29:07,083 Is that Cuddy's journal? 589 00:29:07,134 --> 00:29:10,169 No, it's a freelance piece I'm writing for Teen Vogue. 590 00:29:10,254 --> 00:29:11,671 No, no, no. Let me see that. 591 00:29:11,755 --> 00:29:15,124 Sorry, got to go. 592 00:29:15,175 --> 00:29:16,976 Key. 593 00:29:22,182 --> 00:29:24,183 I got to give you one thing, Hourani. 594 00:29:24,268 --> 00:29:27,520 Your wife— she's beautiful. 595 00:29:27,604 --> 00:29:28,988 I mean, wow. 596 00:29:29,073 --> 00:29:32,008 Thank you. 597 00:29:40,918 --> 00:29:41,751 House! 598 00:29:44,988 --> 00:29:48,007 Wait. 599 00:29:48,092 --> 00:29:50,359 I thought you were Dr. Hourani. 600 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,014 Yeah, who are you? 601 00:30:01,559 --> 00:30:02,809 So that's why you're here? 602 00:30:02,893 --> 00:30:04,294 Well, that was stupid. 603 00:30:04,345 --> 00:30:06,146 I know. 604 00:30:06,230 --> 00:30:09,065 Mr. Stupid-Head at your service. 605 00:30:09,133 --> 00:30:11,167 Where are you now? In the principal's office. 606 00:30:11,235 --> 00:30:13,403 House, we don't have time for games. 607 00:30:13,470 --> 00:30:15,505 Pet scan was negative for sarcoidosis. Great. 608 00:30:15,573 --> 00:30:16,990 Means the treatment's already working. 609 00:30:17,074 --> 00:30:18,775 It would if we'd actually started the treatment, 610 00:30:18,826 --> 00:30:21,194 but we didn't. Why the hell not? 611 00:30:21,279 --> 00:30:22,879 Because it's not sarcoidosis. 612 00:30:22,947 --> 00:30:24,281 If you were here, you would know that. 613 00:30:24,332 --> 00:30:25,498 He's dying. 614 00:30:25,583 --> 00:30:27,450 What's left of his lung is collapsing. 615 00:30:27,501 --> 00:30:29,502 F.N.A. of the mediastinal— i don't care about the F.N.A. 616 00:30:29,587 --> 00:30:31,755 What I care about is how he responds to the treatment. 617 00:30:31,822 --> 00:30:33,123 House. Just do it. 618 00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:38,712 Sarcoidosis... 619 00:30:38,796 --> 00:30:41,298 Is a diagnosis of exclusion, 620 00:30:41,349 --> 00:30:43,266 which means that the cowards who spend their time 621 00:30:43,334 --> 00:30:45,552 excluding what it isn't usually cause their patients 622 00:30:45,636 --> 00:30:47,837 to die from what it is. 623 00:30:47,888 --> 00:30:49,255 I don't get it. 624 00:30:49,323 --> 00:30:51,941 - Why would you lie about your name? - Who cares? 625 00:30:52,009 --> 00:30:53,560 What did she write in her journal? 626 00:30:53,644 --> 00:30:55,445 Thank you. 627 00:30:55,512 --> 00:30:57,147 That is exactly my point. 628 00:30:57,198 --> 00:30:59,733 Why does no one ever believe me? 629 00:30:59,817 --> 00:31:02,168 What? 630 00:31:02,236 --> 00:31:05,755 Just because he's dying doesn't make it interesting. 631 00:31:05,823 --> 00:31:07,540 You cheated on her, didn't you? 632 00:31:07,625 --> 00:31:09,292 No, I didn't cheat on her. 633 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,444 It's obviously more than just you used her toothbrush 634 00:31:11,512 --> 00:31:13,363 and wouldn't take the garbage out. 635 00:31:13,414 --> 00:31:16,716 No, actually, it was exactly that. 636 00:31:16,801 --> 00:31:18,468 I just need some time alone. 637 00:31:18,535 --> 00:31:21,054 Because I used your toothbrush? 638 00:31:21,138 --> 00:31:23,690 And you wouldn't take out the garbage. 639 00:31:23,758 --> 00:31:26,042 That's insane. 640 00:31:26,110 --> 00:31:27,377 You know that, right? 641 00:31:27,428 --> 00:31:30,380 You do whatever you want, always. 642 00:31:30,431 --> 00:31:32,432 I said I was sorry. I was— 643 00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:34,167 I was still half asleep. I wasn't paying attention. 644 00:31:34,235 --> 00:31:35,769 And you're always right. 645 00:31:35,853 --> 00:31:37,103 And I don't mean you always think you're right. 646 00:31:37,188 --> 00:31:39,989 But y-you are actually always right, 647 00:31:40,057 --> 00:31:42,158 because that's all that matters. 648 00:31:42,226 --> 00:31:44,894 That doesn't even make sense. 649 00:31:44,945 --> 00:31:46,746 What, you want me to be wrong? 650 00:31:46,831 --> 00:31:49,165 I want you to care about more than just what you want, 651 00:31:49,233 --> 00:31:51,685 what you think. 652 00:31:51,752 --> 00:31:53,503 You need me, House. 653 00:31:53,571 --> 00:31:55,705 And you may even love me. 654 00:31:55,756 --> 00:31:59,092 But you don't care about me. 655 00:32:01,295 --> 00:32:03,463 And I deserve someone who does. 656 00:32:15,059 --> 00:32:16,526 That's what I said. 657 00:32:16,593 --> 00:32:18,228 You don't listen to her. 658 00:32:18,279 --> 00:32:20,563 You didn't say that. 659 00:32:20,614 --> 00:32:22,665 Yes, I did. 660 00:32:22,733 --> 00:32:24,901 Well, I wasn't listening, then. 661 00:32:26,603 --> 00:32:28,905 But you found a way to fix things, right? 662 00:32:28,956 --> 00:32:30,707 That's why you were happy when you read her laptop. 663 00:32:30,774 --> 00:32:33,109 I did. 664 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,778 At least I thought I did. 665 00:32:35,830 --> 00:32:37,914 She recently got the thin envelope 666 00:32:37,965 --> 00:32:40,450 from her first choice preschool. 667 00:32:40,501 --> 00:32:44,120 But it turns out it was her fake first choice, 668 00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:45,889 'cause she was convinced she couldn't get her kid 669 00:32:45,956 --> 00:32:47,390 into her actual first choice 670 00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:52,095 without a substantial donation or an inside connection. 671 00:32:52,146 --> 00:32:55,465 If it's Brye Park, I'm afraid she's right. 672 00:32:55,516 --> 00:32:57,484 Wait, that's our school. 673 00:32:57,568 --> 00:32:59,802 What other school would he be talking about? 674 00:32:59,854 --> 00:33:02,638 Just finish the story. 675 00:33:02,690 --> 00:33:04,774 You know, I got to tell you— 676 00:33:04,825 --> 00:33:06,910 there is bossy, which can be sexy. 677 00:33:06,977 --> 00:33:08,194 And then there's bitchy— 678 00:33:08,262 --> 00:33:09,929 Finish the story. 679 00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:15,151 You obviously know this 680 00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:17,320 because you're on the school board, 681 00:33:17,371 --> 00:33:18,788 which puts you on the inside, 682 00:33:18,839 --> 00:33:22,175 and being the CEO here obviously connects you with Cuddy. 683 00:33:22,259 --> 00:33:25,762 Well, if we're so connected, why isn't she the one asking? 684 00:33:25,829 --> 00:33:27,514 Because she thinks it's wrong 685 00:33:27,598 --> 00:33:30,099 to use connections to cut in line. 686 00:33:30,167 --> 00:33:31,217 I don't. 687 00:33:33,804 --> 00:33:36,189 I might be able to help. Fantastic. 688 00:33:36,273 --> 00:33:38,808 But I could use a favor as well. 689 00:33:38,859 --> 00:33:40,193 Where are you? 690 00:33:40,277 --> 00:33:41,644 I needed to take care of something. 691 00:33:41,695 --> 00:33:43,012 It's not a foreign body. 692 00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,063 You must have missed it. 693 00:33:44,148 --> 00:33:45,465 If we do any more imaging, 694 00:33:45,533 --> 00:33:47,517 we're gonna have to add radiation poisoning to the DDX. 695 00:33:47,568 --> 00:33:49,235 I meant the sarcoidosis. 696 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:50,703 The biopsy and c-ANCA 697 00:33:50,788 --> 00:33:51,821 were both negative. 698 00:33:51,872 --> 00:33:53,523 We're gonna have to do a pneumon. 699 00:33:53,574 --> 00:33:55,875 No sign of drug or alcohol abuse. 700 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,962 He's not a smoker, a coal miner, or a potter—it's sarcoidosis. 701 00:33:59,029 --> 00:34:00,713 Start him on corticosteroids and methotrexate. 702 00:34:00,781 --> 00:34:03,066 If it's a drug-resistant bug, and we give him steroids— 703 00:34:03,133 --> 00:34:04,367 He'll die, 704 00:34:04,418 --> 00:34:06,336 which from the sound of it wouldn't be much worse. 705 00:34:08,889 --> 00:34:11,040 You moron. 706 00:34:26,407 --> 00:34:28,107 But you have to show him your I.D. 707 00:34:28,192 --> 00:34:29,742 And your insurance stuff. 708 00:34:29,827 --> 00:34:31,744 You can't just give him a fake name. 709 00:34:31,829 --> 00:34:33,413 You don't have to do anything. 710 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,232 Last time I checked, this was still America. 711 00:34:36,283 --> 00:34:38,668 Of course, that was ten years ago. 712 00:34:38,735 --> 00:34:42,789 But you're gonna pay him, right? I mean, it was your fault. 713 00:34:42,873 --> 00:34:44,674 A yellow light does not mean stop. 714 00:34:44,741 --> 00:34:47,427 It was, at the most, 20% my fault. 715 00:34:47,511 --> 00:34:50,346 Since insurance companies automatically put 716 00:34:50,414 --> 00:34:53,016 100% of the fault on the rear-ender, 717 00:34:53,083 --> 00:34:56,219 my little lie was actually an effort 718 00:34:56,270 --> 00:35:00,857 to achieve an outcome closer to the truth. 719 00:35:00,924 --> 00:35:02,859 And it would have worked, too, 720 00:35:02,926 --> 00:35:06,029 if it weren't for those meddling kids. 721 00:35:06,096 --> 00:35:08,331 I am Dr. Hourani. 722 00:35:08,399 --> 00:35:10,867 Then why did you say the other doctor was Hourani? 723 00:35:10,934 --> 00:35:13,319 It's, uh— it's a common name. 724 00:35:13,387 --> 00:35:16,105 It's like Smith... 725 00:35:16,173 --> 00:35:17,940 In Lebanon. 726 00:35:17,992 --> 00:35:20,543 - Let me see your I.D. - I told you, I left it in my other pants. 727 00:35:20,611 --> 00:35:22,456 Really? 'Cause it looks like it's still in this pair. 728 00:35:22,457 --> 00:35:23,104 Get your hands off me. 729 00:35:23,130 --> 00:35:24,414 Give me your I.D. 730 00:35:24,465 --> 00:35:26,332 - Hey, would you stop that? - Give me your I.D. 731 00:35:26,417 --> 00:35:28,251 Gentlemen, please. 732 00:35:28,302 --> 00:35:29,335 Kids, stay calm. 733 00:35:29,420 --> 00:35:30,720 Gimme your I.D.! 734 00:35:30,787 --> 00:35:32,255 Stop this right now! Stay in your seats, kids. 735 00:35:32,306 --> 00:35:34,974 Stay calm, you guys. Stay in your seats. 736 00:35:35,059 --> 00:35:36,759 Gentlemen, please. This is not the time or place. 737 00:35:40,764 --> 00:35:44,233 Is there a problem in here, Ms. Corwin? 738 00:35:55,612 --> 00:35:57,163 Why don't you just take off? 739 00:35:57,247 --> 00:35:59,882 It's not like the principal can call your parents. 740 00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:02,785 No, but the principal can call the police 741 00:36:02,836 --> 00:36:05,204 or the guy he's doing the favor for. 742 00:36:05,289 --> 00:36:07,707 His girlfriend's obviously gonna find out. 743 00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:09,258 He's screwed. 744 00:36:09,326 --> 00:36:10,960 - I'd bolt. - No, you wouldn't. 745 00:36:11,011 --> 00:36:13,146 Yeah, I would. 746 00:36:13,213 --> 00:36:15,214 No, you wouldn't. 747 00:36:17,685 --> 00:36:19,519 How do you know? 748 00:36:30,531 --> 00:36:32,615 What's wrong? 749 00:36:32,682 --> 00:36:34,183 I guess... 750 00:36:34,234 --> 00:36:36,736 I don't want to do it like this. 751 00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:39,355 Sorry for shooting the puck so hard 752 00:36:39,406 --> 00:36:42,041 and tricking you in the bet. 753 00:36:42,126 --> 00:36:44,744 - You didn't trick me. - Yeah, I did. 754 00:36:44,828 --> 00:36:47,580 I gave Madison a Red Dead Revolver cheat code 755 00:36:47,648 --> 00:36:49,916 so she'd hit your foot with the rope. 756 00:36:53,003 --> 00:36:55,204 I knew you couldn't beat me. 757 00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:56,872 You're right. It's just... 758 00:36:56,924 --> 00:36:59,225 I really like you. 759 00:36:59,309 --> 00:37:01,477 And I'm pretty sure you like me too. 760 00:37:01,545 --> 00:37:04,897 But I don't want to play any more games. 761 00:37:06,934 --> 00:37:09,885 When you want— I mean, if you ever want to, 762 00:37:09,937 --> 00:37:12,989 just tell me you're ready, 763 00:37:13,056 --> 00:37:15,908 and, you know... 764 00:37:15,993 --> 00:37:17,693 Sorry. 765 00:37:28,872 --> 00:37:30,673 Well done. 766 00:37:32,409 --> 00:37:34,343 He's not always a jerk. 767 00:37:36,463 --> 00:37:37,764 And neither are you. 768 00:37:37,831 --> 00:37:40,266 She obviously likes you. 769 00:37:40,350 --> 00:37:43,703 Just stop using her toothbrush and stop playing games. 770 00:37:43,771 --> 00:37:47,039 She'll still like you. 771 00:37:48,609 --> 00:37:50,643 She's bossy... 772 00:37:50,711 --> 00:37:53,479 But she's usually right. 773 00:38:07,044 --> 00:38:08,211 Thank you. 774 00:38:08,278 --> 00:38:10,413 Dr. House, can I ask you a question? 775 00:38:10,464 --> 00:38:12,932 Are you insane or just stupid? 776 00:38:15,836 --> 00:38:17,637 Is there a third option? 777 00:38:17,721 --> 00:38:20,173 Actually, I don't think there is. 778 00:38:24,294 --> 00:38:27,730 I'm sorry. I-I just wasn't thinking. 779 00:38:27,797 --> 00:38:30,766 I mean, I was, but only about myself, 780 00:38:30,818 --> 00:38:33,436 which is apparently the way I am... 781 00:38:33,487 --> 00:38:37,573 Usually, not always. 782 00:38:37,641 --> 00:38:39,859 And I need to convince someone of that. 783 00:38:39,943 --> 00:38:41,143 Mm-hmm. 784 00:38:41,211 --> 00:38:43,079 And you think you can do that by getting someone 785 00:38:43,146 --> 00:38:47,783 to pull strings to get her daughter into our preschool. 786 00:38:47,835 --> 00:38:50,469 I spoke to Sanford Wells. 787 00:38:54,157 --> 00:38:55,842 You can call the police. 788 00:38:55,926 --> 00:38:58,661 You can turn me in for lying at the accident. 789 00:38:58,712 --> 00:39:01,130 Oh, I'm sure Mr. Dryden has already taken care of that. 790 00:39:01,181 --> 00:39:04,100 Let her daughter in. 791 00:39:04,167 --> 00:39:07,220 She's a great kid, and Dr. Cuddy is a great mom. 792 00:39:07,304 --> 00:39:09,255 They'll fit in perfectly here. 793 00:39:11,225 --> 00:39:12,975 And how exactly does admitting her daughter 794 00:39:13,026 --> 00:39:16,362 prove how unselfish you are? 795 00:39:16,430 --> 00:39:18,648 Seems like you're still doing it to help yourself, 796 00:39:18,715 --> 00:39:21,850 not anyone else. 797 00:39:21,902 --> 00:39:24,353 I don't know. 798 00:39:24,421 --> 00:39:27,907 I just know that I need to do something. 799 00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:31,060 I need her in my life. 800 00:39:33,747 --> 00:39:37,366 You know what it's like to actually need someone? 801 00:39:40,938 --> 00:39:44,040 Yes. 802 00:39:44,107 --> 00:39:46,709 I do. 803 00:39:47,790 --> 00:39:51,643 But I also know what it's like to have responsibilities. 804 00:39:51,711 --> 00:39:55,297 Maybe it's time you grew up. 805 00:40:03,973 --> 00:40:05,840 Dr. House... 806 00:40:05,908 --> 00:40:08,176 Is there anything you'd like to say? 807 00:40:08,244 --> 00:40:11,146 Can I be excused? 808 00:40:16,569 --> 00:40:19,705 It's just food. 809 00:40:19,721 --> 00:40:22,105 Something small enough to go down the wrong pipe, 810 00:40:22,173 --> 00:40:24,558 too big to get washed out by the bronchial lavage. 811 00:40:24,642 --> 00:40:27,444 Wouldn't show up on a C.T. 812 00:40:27,511 --> 00:40:29,146 But would cause the C.O.P.D. 813 00:40:29,197 --> 00:40:32,249 And wouldn't respond to steroids or antibiotics. 814 00:40:32,317 --> 00:40:33,984 Prep him for exploratory surgery 815 00:40:34,052 --> 00:40:35,235 and start the betting. 816 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:36,486 Betting? 817 00:40:36,538 --> 00:40:39,689 I got a hundred bucks says it's a pea. 818 00:40:48,333 --> 00:40:49,833 I'm busy. 819 00:40:49,884 --> 00:40:51,868 I know. 820 00:40:58,443 --> 00:41:01,044 I just want to say that I'm sorry. 821 00:41:03,398 --> 00:41:06,633 Shouldn't you be saying that to Sanford Wells? 822 00:41:06,701 --> 00:41:09,353 A fifth-grade career day? 823 00:41:09,404 --> 00:41:13,357 You really thought you could pull that off? 824 00:41:13,408 --> 00:41:15,892 I figured, how hard could it be? 825 00:41:19,330 --> 00:41:20,881 And I wanted to prove to you 826 00:41:20,949 --> 00:41:24,167 that I do care about your needs 827 00:41:24,235 --> 00:41:27,054 and Rachel's. 828 00:41:27,138 --> 00:41:30,157 I do. 829 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,728 Is that why you also stole my computer? 830 00:41:34,796 --> 00:41:36,697 Yes, it is. 831 00:41:36,764 --> 00:41:38,765 And then threw it in the trash? 832 00:41:38,850 --> 00:41:41,234 I did not throw it, I placed it, 833 00:41:41,319 --> 00:41:42,903 knowing that the janitor would find it 834 00:41:42,987 --> 00:41:46,073 and know it was yours and return it to you unharmed. 835 00:41:46,157 --> 00:41:47,724 I'm a moron. 836 00:41:47,775 --> 00:41:50,077 But that doesn't mean I-I don't care about you, 837 00:41:50,161 --> 00:41:51,561 that I don't think about you, 838 00:41:51,629 --> 00:41:54,598 that I don't want you to be happy. 839 00:41:54,666 --> 00:41:57,567 I was wrong. You were right. 840 00:41:57,619 --> 00:41:59,069 I can do better. 841 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:02,072 Just... give me a chance. 842 00:42:05,877 --> 00:42:08,045 So what were you— 843 00:42:08,096 --> 00:42:10,364 an Astronaut or a Bullfighter? 844 00:42:13,468 --> 00:42:15,052 I was myself... 845 00:42:15,103 --> 00:42:17,337 For the most part. 846 00:42:24,696 --> 00:42:26,196 I know you're still upset, 847 00:42:26,263 --> 00:42:30,067 so I'm gonna... 848 00:42:30,118 --> 00:42:34,604 I'll leave you to—to deal with it however you want. 849 00:42:34,656 --> 00:42:36,373 House. 850 00:42:42,413 --> 00:42:44,665 You want to come over for dinner tonight? 851 00:42:44,732 --> 00:42:46,817 I'd love to. 852 00:42:47,042 --> 00:42:50,742 == Sync, corrected by elderman == == for www.addic7ed.com ==