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Book you for 9:00?

2
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Yeah.
Uh-huh.

3
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Take the day off.

4
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Thank you.

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All right.

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== Sync by elderman ==
Corrected by Addic7ed.com
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So what did you do?

8
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You figured out I was in jail,

9
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but you don't know why?

10
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I've been busy.

11
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Excessive prescribing.

12
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Not that busy.

13
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I know that you pled down
to excessive prescribing,

14
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but the question was
"what did you do?"

15
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36-year-old, non-smoking
junior high science teacher

16
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started coughing blood
in the middle of homeroom.

17
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House says he's gonna be out

18
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for the next three days.

19
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Sweet. If I go straight to the airport,

20
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I can make Cabo
for the last call.

21
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Um, he also said to call him
if we find a case.

22
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Which we didn't.
What do you call this?

23
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Could be a case. Could be nothing.

24
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Sadly, we'll just never know.

25
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He's coughing blood.

26
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A lot of people are.

27
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Right now I have
to get to Vernon

28
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while there's still enough
powder to ski on.

29
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This is where a lesser man

30
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would make
a black-guy-skiing joke.

31
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You owe me a body shot.

32
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Make it fast.
I'm driving.

33
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I don't want to end up
in jail like...

34
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A person should who used their
phone illegally while driving.

35
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36-year-old male with hemoptysis,

36
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headaches, chills,
and chest pain.

37
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Where are you?

38
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On my way to the greater
Schenectady chili cook-off

39
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and spud gun competition.

40
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That's your honeymoon?

41
00:04:06,575 --> 00:04:08,475
Nope, Dominika went to A.C.
with her boyfriend.

42
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E.R. ruled out bronchitis,

43
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pneumonia, and lung cancer.

44
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So diagnosis... boring.
It's epistaxis.

45
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It's a nosebleed.

46
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Blood runs into his lungs,

47
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he coughs it back up,

48
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flu explains the rest
of the symptoms.

49
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Going once, going twice...

50
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Toxic exposure
to ammonia or sulfites

51
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can traumatize the lungs,

52
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cause neuralgias or fevers.

53
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Fits better because
of his radiating chest pain.

54
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Sold. To Masters.

55
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Do a home search for toxins.

56
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Draw cultures
for bacteria and fungi.

57
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You're married?

58
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You were gone so long.

59
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Green card.

60
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Thanks for not saying anything.

61
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I just need some time to...

62
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I didn't do it for you.

63
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Some puzzles are just
too good to share.

64
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This is my exit.

65
00:05:03,331 --> 00:05:04,497
Chili?

66
00:05:04,565 --> 00:05:07,334
I hate chili.
Love spud guns.

67
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You get nosebleeds?

68
00:05:13,708 --> 00:05:15,174
Yeah, yeah.

69
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You think that's where
the blood came from?

70
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I don't just think it.
I hope it.

71
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When was the last time
it happened?

72
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At the quarterfinals.

73
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I coach volleyball,
and during warm-ups

74
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I got hit in the nose
a few months ago.

75
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You coach volleyball in a gym?

76
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Yes.

77
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With showers?
Yes.

78
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Clean showers?
Not particularly.

79
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The blood you were
coughing up wasn't blood.

80
00:05:37,865 --> 00:05:40,900
Dirty gym washroom means
serratia infection.

81
00:05:40,968 --> 00:05:42,235
Your lungs are full
of red bacteria.

82
00:05:42,303 --> 00:05:45,338
You were right.
That was an interesting case.

83
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You start him on Levaquin.

84
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I'll start looking
for my good flip-flops.

85
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Think that might be blood.

86
00:06:02,156 --> 00:06:04,190
What's this really all about, House?

87
00:06:04,258 --> 00:06:06,426
As convincing as I find
your deep devotion

88
00:06:06,493 --> 00:06:07,560
to vegetable trajectory.

89
00:06:07,628 --> 00:06:09,061
First of all, it's a tuber.

90
00:06:09,129 --> 00:06:11,998
And you're just jealous because
your potato-related plans

91
00:06:12,066 --> 00:06:15,702
are more of the serving
up fries variety.

92
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You did time.

93
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Means your license
is suspended.

94
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Which means your
leave of absence

95
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is definitely indefinite.

96
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What exactly
are you going back to?

97
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I'd only have to serve up fries

98
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until
the medical board hearing.

99
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I stand corrected.

100
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You obviously have a rich,
full life waiting for you.

101
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I'll slow down the car
and you can roll out.

102
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I don't even have
a change of clothes.

103
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Damn. If only
I'd planned for that.

104
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Okay, here's what I got.

105
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One, you were in jail
for six months,

106
00:07:02,883 --> 00:07:04,517
but you were gone about a year,

107
00:07:04,585 --> 00:07:05,418
which means that when you left

108
00:07:05,486 --> 00:07:06,720
you hadn't been arrested.

109
00:07:06,787 --> 00:07:09,556
Two, you enjoy being known
as a number.

110
00:07:09,623 --> 00:07:11,824
You don't want people
to know the real you,

111
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because you think
the real you is weak.

112
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You were running...

113
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A bleeding-heart medical
consulting business

114
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for illegals, or some other
sympathetic under-class.

115
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No.

116
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Over-class?

117
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This interrogation thing
is getting annoying.

118
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Studies have shown
that un-annoying interrogation

119
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is 50% less effective.

120
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Why are you so determined
to bring me to this competition?

121
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Why don't you bring Wilson?

122
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Wilson thinks it's stupid.

123
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I think it's stupid.

124
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Junior year of high school,

125
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you placed fourth
in a West Virginia

126
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all-county science fair.

127
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Your project, clean combustion.

128
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Yeah, I also
wore a training bra.

129
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Things have changed.

130
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Not that much.

131
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I've been going to this contest
for four years.

132
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For four years I've come second

133
00:08:01,309 --> 00:08:05,845
to a pissant named Harold Lam.

134
00:08:07,848 --> 00:08:09,782
This is serious?

135
00:08:10,918 --> 00:08:12,152
Second.

136
00:08:15,956 --> 00:08:17,623
Okay.

137
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I can help you,

138
00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:20,026
but I'm going to need

139
00:08:20,093 --> 00:08:21,360
to make a personal stop
along the way.

140
00:08:21,428 --> 00:08:22,362
What kind of stop?

141
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Personal.

142
00:08:23,997 --> 00:08:27,767
Did I not mention that?

143
00:08:27,834 --> 00:08:28,968
You gonna tell me
where you were last night?

144
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I ran into a friend.

145
00:08:30,938 --> 00:08:33,039
We had 50 bucks on the Bulls.

146
00:08:33,106 --> 00:08:34,106
I had to eat a large pizza
by myself.

147
00:08:34,174 --> 00:08:36,108
You missed me.

148
00:08:36,176 --> 00:08:38,110
Not as much as I miss my $50.

149
00:08:43,082 --> 00:08:44,016
Where'd you meet her?

150
00:08:44,083 --> 00:08:45,617
At the hospital.

151
00:08:45,685 --> 00:08:46,952
If it's Masters,
just lie to me.

152
00:08:47,020 --> 00:08:49,321
Oh.
It's the new CNA

153
00:08:49,389 --> 00:08:50,857
on the third floor.

154
00:08:50,924 --> 00:08:53,026
The redhead.
She's hot.

155
00:08:53,093 --> 00:08:55,061
And I'm seeing her again
tomorrow night.

156
00:08:55,129 --> 00:08:57,130
I don't know how you do it.

157
00:08:57,198 --> 00:08:59,266
Is it the cute, harmless vibe,

158
00:08:59,333 --> 00:09:01,869
the self-deprecating humor,
or just straight-up roofies?

159
00:09:01,937 --> 00:09:03,637
If you're interested,

160
00:09:03,705 --> 00:09:05,106
I do seminars.

161
00:09:25,152 --> 00:09:27,353
No electric, no gas either.

162
00:09:27,392 --> 00:09:28,726
It's cold in here.

163
00:09:28,794 --> 00:09:30,528
The good thing is I found a guy

164
00:09:30,596 --> 00:09:31,997
who makes you look
like a good roommate.

165
00:09:33,599 --> 00:09:35,333
Maybe hoarding's a symptom.

166
00:09:35,401 --> 00:09:37,001
Could be caused by brain injury

167
00:09:37,069 --> 00:09:39,937
or early-onset Alzheimer's.

168
00:09:40,005 --> 00:09:41,071
It's most likely that it's psychological.

169
00:09:41,139 --> 00:09:43,073
As to what's making him
cough blood,

170
00:09:43,141 --> 00:09:44,608
dealer's choice.

171
00:09:44,676 --> 00:09:46,143
Declutter your home.

172
00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:48,011
The hoarder's handbook.

173
00:09:48,079 --> 00:09:49,246
He's hoarding books
on hoarding.

174
00:09:49,313 --> 00:09:52,816
Ugh.

175
00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:54,017
He doesn't have running water.

176
00:09:54,085 --> 00:09:56,286
How does this guy live,

177
00:09:56,353 --> 00:09:58,421
let alone make it to work every
day and teach a bunch of kids?

178
00:09:58,489 --> 00:10:01,725
Fridge is on. He's hooked it up
to a neighbor or something.

179
00:10:04,463 --> 00:10:05,930
Cat.

180
00:10:10,169 --> 00:10:11,903
I might have to throw up.

181
00:10:11,971 --> 00:10:13,905
He'll want to keep that too.

182
00:10:18,511 --> 00:10:20,513
Aspergillosis.

183
00:10:20,581 --> 00:10:22,281
Explains the coughing blood,

184
00:10:22,349 --> 00:10:24,517
and if he's formed
small aspergillomas,

185
00:10:24,585 --> 00:10:25,552
it could explain the headache
and chest pain.

186
00:10:25,619 --> 00:10:27,921
I'll be in the car.

187
00:10:31,826 --> 00:10:37,163
Okay, turn right.

188
00:10:37,231 --> 00:10:38,698
You were writing
bogus prescriptions

189
00:10:38,766 --> 00:10:41,534
for medical marijuana.

190
00:10:41,602 --> 00:10:45,237
Please say no
because you have to be an idiot

191
00:10:45,305 --> 00:10:46,339
to actually screw that up.

192
00:10:46,407 --> 00:10:48,474
No.

193
00:10:48,542 --> 00:10:50,810
I mean, I was,
but I didn't get caught.

194
00:10:50,878 --> 00:10:54,514
I have to admit, you have
one of the best game faces

195
00:10:54,581 --> 00:10:57,082
I've ever seen.

196
00:10:57,150 --> 00:10:58,918
Also one
of the best game bodies.

197
00:10:58,986 --> 00:11:01,187
Pull over.

198
00:11:03,223 --> 00:11:05,991
Hang on a second.

199
00:11:50,407 --> 00:11:52,275
Didn't know you were
a Jehovah's Witness.

200
00:11:52,342 --> 00:11:54,677
Yeah, the weak lost faith
when Christ didn't return

201
00:11:54,745 --> 00:12:00,016
in '75, but I still believe.

202
00:12:00,084 --> 00:12:02,885
You're really not gonna tell me
what just happened?

203
00:12:02,953 --> 00:12:07,089
I don't know about you,
but I am starving.

204
00:12:20,069 --> 00:12:21,670
You broke into my home?

205
00:12:21,738 --> 00:12:25,207
We slowly pushed
into your home.

206
00:12:25,275 --> 00:12:27,443
So what did you find?

207
00:12:27,511 --> 00:12:29,012
A compost heap in your fridge.

208
00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,281
We think
you have aspergillosis.

209
00:12:31,349 --> 00:12:33,083
It's treatable
with antifungals.

210
00:12:33,151 --> 00:12:34,918
You do remarkably well
for living...

211
00:12:34,986 --> 00:12:36,920
Like you live.

212
00:12:36,988 --> 00:12:39,589
I use bottled water
and flashlights.

213
00:12:39,657 --> 00:12:41,357
It's like camping.

214
00:12:41,424 --> 00:12:44,260
Fun.

215
00:12:44,327 --> 00:12:45,394
We're also gonna need
a psych consult.

216
00:12:45,462 --> 00:12:47,029
I'm not a hoarder.

217
00:12:47,097 --> 00:12:51,567
I'm just a major slob.

218
00:12:51,634 --> 00:12:54,169
You save earwax.

219
00:12:59,243 --> 00:13:01,845
You know,
I'm actually kind of hurt

220
00:13:01,913 --> 00:13:03,246
that you don't know what I did.

221
00:13:03,314 --> 00:13:05,416
I'm not worth bribing
a court official

222
00:13:05,483 --> 00:13:07,385
or hacking into police records?

223
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,886
Where's the fun in that?

224
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:13,291
You could have at least hired
Cuddy's weird boyfriend.

225
00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:15,894
Lucas?
Mm-hmm.

226
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,762
You don't know?

227
00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:20,365
What, is he dead or something?

228
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,066
No.

229
00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:26,437
Actually, until
a couple of weeks ago,

230
00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:28,539
I was Cuddy's weird boyfriend.

231
00:13:30,008 --> 00:13:32,809
You're gonna have to do
a lot better than that.

232
00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:47,493
Are... are you okay?

233
00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:50,730
Yeah, I'm fine.

234
00:13:50,798 --> 00:13:55,035
It's not a big deal.

235
00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:04,844
I killed a man.

236
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:20,993
Psych eval gave us nothing.

237
00:14:21,064 --> 00:14:22,298
So our patient
is just an average Joe

238
00:14:22,365 --> 00:14:24,567
with a two-foot pile
of used q-tips?

239
00:14:24,635 --> 00:14:26,135
Whatever he is,
he doesn't have aspergillosis.

240
00:14:26,203 --> 00:14:28,404
Pain's intensified,
and now he needs oxygen.

241
00:14:28,472 --> 00:14:30,072
There's got to be all kinds
of toxins in that place.

242
00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:31,607
Exposure issues
don't make sense.

243
00:14:31,675 --> 00:14:32,742
He's been here a full day.
He'd be getting better,

244
00:14:32,809 --> 00:14:34,110
not worse.

245
00:14:34,178 --> 00:14:37,079
Unless exposure was keeping him
from getting worse.

246
00:14:37,147 --> 00:14:38,414
The gas was off at his place.

247
00:14:38,482 --> 00:14:39,682
How does he stay warm?
Portable heater?

248
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:41,318
Or portable gas heater,

249
00:14:41,385 --> 00:14:42,919
which emits carbon monoxide.

250
00:14:42,987 --> 00:14:44,422
Which is a vasodilator.

251
00:14:44,489 --> 00:14:46,857
The low-grade exposure
was actually improving

252
00:14:46,925 --> 00:14:48,092
his lung capacity.

253
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,227
We bring him here,
he gets worse.

254
00:14:49,295 --> 00:14:50,328
If we're right,
don't need House,

255
00:14:50,396 --> 00:14:51,563
and we still get two days off.

256
00:14:51,631 --> 00:14:52,397
We still have to prove it.

257
00:14:52,465 --> 00:14:53,699
Someone's got to go back

258
00:14:53,766 --> 00:14:56,768
into that place
and test for C.O.

259
00:14:56,835 --> 00:14:58,269
Chase and I can go.

260
00:15:00,105 --> 00:15:01,472
It's only fair.

261
00:15:01,539 --> 00:15:04,040
Fairness is important.

262
00:15:10,915 --> 00:15:13,916
You're awfully quiet.

263
00:15:13,984 --> 00:15:15,217
Sorry.
That's just how I get

264
00:15:15,285 --> 00:15:16,886
around people
who have recently killed a man.

265
00:15:16,953 --> 00:15:20,155
It wasn't...

266
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:21,724
You know, I've had
a pretty rough year.

267
00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:23,159
Do you think maybe we could just
give this whole thing a rest?

268
00:15:23,227 --> 00:15:27,062
You killed a man.

269
00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:29,332
But you pled out to drugs.

270
00:15:29,399 --> 00:15:32,134
Hit-and-run
under the influence.

271
00:15:32,201 --> 00:15:34,637
Guy you kneed in the groin
was your date

272
00:15:34,704 --> 00:15:35,938
who dropped a dime on you.

273
00:15:36,006 --> 00:15:37,673
I'm asking you to let it go.

274
00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:39,008
And I really wish
I was the kind of person

275
00:15:39,075 --> 00:15:40,242
who could do that.

276
00:15:51,054 --> 00:15:52,454
Ruby, right?

277
00:15:52,522 --> 00:15:54,723
Yeah.

278
00:15:54,791 --> 00:15:56,158
Hey, how are you liking PPTH?

279
00:15:56,226 --> 00:15:58,027
It's great.
Everyone's so friendly.

280
00:15:58,095 --> 00:16:00,363
Yeah.
Especially Dr. Taub.

281
00:16:00,430 --> 00:16:02,398
Don't worry.

282
00:16:02,466 --> 00:16:04,134
I'm not gonna bust your chops.

283
00:16:04,201 --> 00:16:06,269
I just want to know one thing.

284
00:16:06,337 --> 00:16:08,338
How did he get you
to go out with him?

285
00:16:08,406 --> 00:16:10,874
Why?
Is... is there something...

286
00:16:10,942 --> 00:16:12,609
No, no, no, no,
he's... he's great.

287
00:16:12,677 --> 00:16:14,110
I'm... you know,
I'm just asking

288
00:16:14,178 --> 00:16:16,246
because...

289
00:16:17,915 --> 00:16:20,985
Well, he's...

290
00:16:23,021 --> 00:16:24,322
Um...

291
00:16:24,389 --> 00:16:25,790
You know what, never mind.

292
00:16:25,857 --> 00:16:27,124
It's none of my business.

293
00:16:27,192 --> 00:16:28,459
You guys have fun tonight.

294
00:16:28,526 --> 00:16:29,626
I'm not seeing him tonight.

295
00:16:29,694 --> 00:16:31,595
We had plans, but he canceled.

296
00:16:31,662 --> 00:16:34,998
Dr. Stern to Radiology.
Dr. Stern to Radiology.

297
00:16:51,216 --> 00:16:53,084
This thing's got no fuel valve.

298
00:16:53,152 --> 00:16:55,386
Means you can't regulate
the input.

299
00:16:55,454 --> 00:16:58,289
And what is this?
A barbecue lighter?

300
00:17:03,228 --> 00:17:06,097
Your gun sucks.

301
00:17:14,439 --> 00:17:17,909
We should treat this
like an archaeological dig.

302
00:17:17,976 --> 00:17:20,311
Grid the site, excavate,

303
00:17:20,379 --> 00:17:21,479
catalog, analyze.

304
00:17:22,648 --> 00:17:23,782
You like it here.

305
00:17:23,849 --> 00:17:25,850
You don't think
this is fascinating?

306
00:17:25,918 --> 00:17:28,220
Not nearly as fascinating
as the fact

307
00:17:28,288 --> 00:17:30,556
that you think
it's fascinating.

308
00:17:30,623 --> 00:17:31,523
But this guy kept everything

309
00:17:31,591 --> 00:17:33,359
he ever came into contact with.

310
00:17:33,426 --> 00:17:35,427
An interactive life history.

311
00:17:35,495 --> 00:17:38,697
It's an indiscriminate pile
of rubbish.

312
00:17:38,765 --> 00:17:41,233
Well, for the most part,

313
00:17:41,301 --> 00:17:43,101
so are our lives.

314
00:17:45,738 --> 00:17:47,406
There's no carbon monoxide.

315
00:17:47,473 --> 00:17:50,109
A bit of a blow to Foreman's
exposure hypothesis

316
00:17:50,176 --> 00:17:51,610
and my plan to get out
of here quickly.

317
00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:55,748
Maybe we don't just figure out
the what,

318
00:17:55,816 --> 00:17:58,251
we figure out the why.

319
00:17:58,318 --> 00:17:59,852
Then maybe...

320
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:02,088
From the size
and the undigested seeds,

321
00:18:02,156 --> 00:18:04,991
I'm guessing this came
from a raccoon.

322
00:18:05,059 --> 00:18:06,526
If you're thinking Q fever,

323
00:18:06,594 --> 00:18:08,329
it fits.

324
00:18:08,396 --> 00:18:10,364
So why are you still looking?

325
00:18:10,432 --> 00:18:12,566
Well, you only found one thing.

326
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:13,901
It fits perfectly.

327
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,469
Yeah, but that doesn't mean...

328
00:18:17,605 --> 00:18:19,473
Chase.

329
00:18:39,104 --> 00:18:40,938
You missed something
at his place.

330
00:18:41,935 --> 00:18:43,469
His wife.

331
00:18:43,545 --> 00:18:44,412
Nina.

332
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:45,714
I didn't know where you were.

333
00:18:45,782 --> 00:18:48,918
I'm so sorry.
I couldn't get home.

334
00:18:48,986 --> 00:18:50,620
You okay?

335
00:18:50,688 --> 00:18:52,055
We think you both have Q fever.

336
00:18:52,123 --> 00:18:53,924
Found raccoon feces
in the kitchen cupboard.

337
00:18:53,992 --> 00:18:56,560
We're gonna start you
on Doxycycline.

338
00:18:56,628 --> 00:18:58,295
Why wouldn't you tell us
you're married?

339
00:18:58,363 --> 00:18:59,530
The fewer people who know about her,

340
00:18:59,598 --> 00:19:00,498
the easier it is.

341
00:19:00,566 --> 00:19:01,599
When can I go back?

342
00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:02,967
She gets anxious
when she's away

343
00:19:03,035 --> 00:19:04,101
from her things.

344
00:19:04,169 --> 00:19:05,169
She's the hoarder.
He just lives there.

345
00:19:05,236 --> 00:19:06,804
On purpose?

346
00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:11,841
She's my wife.

347
00:19:16,581 --> 00:19:18,114
How do they not have
1/2-inch drill bits?

348
00:19:18,182 --> 00:19:20,483
By the way, Harold's
probably gonna hit on you.

349
00:19:20,551 --> 00:19:22,418
Everything I have, he wants.

350
00:19:22,486 --> 00:19:24,687
Just turn him down flat.

351
00:19:24,755 --> 00:19:26,522
Unless...
Yes.

352
00:19:26,590 --> 00:19:28,024
Let's stop shopping.

353
00:19:28,092 --> 00:19:29,926
I'll just do him and get him
to throw the contest.

354
00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:33,296
I'm not sugges...

355
00:19:33,364 --> 00:19:35,299
Would you do that?

356
00:19:35,367 --> 00:19:36,967
How's this thing judged?

357
00:19:37,035 --> 00:19:39,837
Hang time, distance,
and accuracy.

358
00:19:39,904 --> 00:19:41,038
Okay, how about this?

359
00:19:41,106 --> 00:19:42,573
You met a guy in a club,

360
00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:44,909
you brought him home,
he O.D.'d,

361
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,644
so the guy now writhing
on his front porch

362
00:19:46,711 --> 00:19:49,080
was the dealer who sold you
the faulty goods.

363
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:51,215
Categories weighted the same?
Yup.

364
00:19:51,283 --> 00:19:53,251
Screw accuracy.
We're gonna double distance

365
00:19:53,319 --> 00:19:54,552
and hang time,
beat Harold on points.

366
00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:55,986
We need raw power.

367
00:19:56,054 --> 00:19:57,889
Where's the fertilizer?

368
00:19:57,956 --> 00:19:59,990
By all means, Kaczynski.

369
00:20:14,573 --> 00:20:16,073
Hi.

370
00:20:16,141 --> 00:20:17,775
You and Taub
sharing phones now?

371
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,643
He's seeing the redhead
on the third floor.

372
00:20:19,711 --> 00:20:21,144
Please tell me
you're not talking

373
00:20:21,212 --> 00:20:22,646
about the hot new CNA
with the dimples.

374
00:20:22,714 --> 00:20:23,848
She confirmed it.

375
00:20:23,915 --> 00:20:25,349
What she didn't confirm

376
00:20:25,417 --> 00:20:26,951
was their date tonight.

377
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:27,985
He bailed on her.

378
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,252
If he's standing her up,

379
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,320
he must have something better
going on.

380
00:20:30,388 --> 00:20:32,722
Better than sex
with a 22-year-old?

381
00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:34,925
Who's artie92?

382
00:20:34,993 --> 00:20:36,160
Presumably a 21-year-old.

383
00:20:36,227 --> 00:20:37,360
Whoever it is,

384
00:20:37,428 --> 00:20:38,728
Taub's meeting 'em
at my place at 8:00,

385
00:20:38,796 --> 00:20:40,630
which is usually
when I go to the gym.

386
00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:44,801
Guess you'll be missing
spin class.

387
00:20:49,006 --> 00:20:51,674
Okay, contestants, the field
is now open for practice.

388
00:20:51,742 --> 00:20:52,775
You've got one hour.

389
00:20:52,843 --> 00:20:54,077
Have fun.

390
00:20:54,144 --> 00:20:55,345
Schedule 80 PVC
is pressure rated

391
00:20:55,412 --> 00:20:56,746
for 220 psi,

392
00:20:56,814 --> 00:20:57,947
fuel valve 300.

393
00:20:58,015 --> 00:21:00,416
We can easily push it to 250,

394
00:21:00,484 --> 00:21:03,251
have your friend Harold
peeing in his pants.

395
00:21:20,171 --> 00:21:22,406
Damn.

396
00:21:22,474 --> 00:21:26,476
Be cool.

397
00:21:39,190 --> 00:21:40,957
Harold.

398
00:21:41,025 --> 00:21:43,026
House.

399
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,894
You look good.

400
00:21:44,962 --> 00:21:46,730
I like that jacket on you.

401
00:21:46,797 --> 00:21:48,665
Thanks.

402
00:21:48,733 --> 00:21:50,934
You filled out a little.

403
00:21:51,002 --> 00:21:52,637
Who's the babe?

404
00:21:56,342 --> 00:21:58,610
She's the boot in your ass.

405
00:21:58,677 --> 00:22:01,246
Perhaps you've heard
of famed Russian physicist

406
00:22:01,314 --> 00:22:05,316
Olga Petrovich?

407
00:22:05,384 --> 00:22:07,652
Olga Petrovich is 72 years old.

408
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:11,456
And her granddaughter

409
00:22:11,523 --> 00:22:14,325
works at a little place
called JPL.

410
00:22:14,393 --> 00:22:17,461
I did an internship there
last summer.

411
00:22:20,032 --> 00:22:21,365
She killed a man.

412
00:22:24,369 --> 00:22:25,469
No.

413
00:22:25,536 --> 00:22:26,970
I'm guessing she didn't do it

414
00:22:27,038 --> 00:22:28,839
with a spud gun.

415
00:22:28,907 --> 00:22:31,643
Just a bad combustion valve.

416
00:22:36,216 --> 00:22:38,484
Shut up.

417
00:22:48,396 --> 00:22:49,796
On my sofa.

418
00:22:49,864 --> 00:22:51,765
Oh. Uh.

419
00:22:51,833 --> 00:22:54,201
Hey.

420
00:22:56,737 --> 00:22:58,939
You remember my wife.

421
00:22:59,006 --> 00:23:00,908
Hi, Eric.

422
00:23:03,211 --> 00:23:07,515
Hey, rt92.

423
00:23:20,695 --> 00:23:23,631
I hope you like rhubarb.

424
00:23:26,502 --> 00:23:28,102
We're celebrating.

425
00:23:28,170 --> 00:23:30,972
We're going rogue.

426
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,775
We rip out
the combustion valve,

427
00:23:32,842 --> 00:23:34,076
replace it with disks.

428
00:23:34,144 --> 00:23:35,577
With enough pressure,

429
00:23:35,645 --> 00:23:38,147
it should blow out
at maximum velocity.

430
00:23:38,215 --> 00:23:42,252
Turning the spud into spudnik.

431
00:23:42,319 --> 00:23:43,853
What do we use for disks?

432
00:23:43,921 --> 00:23:45,289
Well, here's a hint.

433
00:23:45,356 --> 00:23:47,658
I actually hate rhubarb.

434
00:23:47,725 --> 00:23:51,395
Pie tins.

435
00:23:51,462 --> 00:23:53,831
You're a genius.

436
00:23:57,635 --> 00:23:59,303
You know that I'm a doctor.

437
00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:01,372
Any interest I have
in the human body

438
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,674
is purely clinical.

439
00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:04,509
Yeah, that line never works
for me either.

440
00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:07,312
That line always works for you.

441
00:24:20,194 --> 00:24:22,463
So what did you do?

442
00:24:24,399 --> 00:24:25,298
No more guessing?

443
00:24:25,366 --> 00:24:28,301
I need to know.

444
00:24:33,507 --> 00:24:36,075
I can make some phone calls,
see if we can speed up

445
00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:38,210
your medical board hearing.

446
00:24:38,278 --> 00:24:40,712
In the meantime,
no one could stop me

447
00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:42,914
from hiring an assistant.

448
00:24:54,294 --> 00:24:56,997
You were right this morning.

449
00:25:01,102 --> 00:25:02,937
I met a guy at a coffee shop,

450
00:25:03,005 --> 00:25:04,339
we went back to my place,

451
00:25:04,406 --> 00:25:09,911
and he O.D.'d.

452
00:25:09,979 --> 00:25:11,179
Damn.

453
00:25:11,247 --> 00:25:14,382
I could have saved myself
a job offer.

454
00:25:14,450 --> 00:25:17,486
We both acted like idiots.

455
00:25:17,554 --> 00:25:21,424
And I ended up doing time.

456
00:25:21,491 --> 00:25:24,327
Guess he did more.

457
00:25:36,341 --> 00:25:37,508
When we first moved into the house,

458
00:25:37,576 --> 00:25:39,109
we had people over
all the time.

459
00:25:39,177 --> 00:25:43,447
Then she started
collecting things.

460
00:25:43,515 --> 00:25:45,349
I figured it was a hobby.

461
00:25:45,417 --> 00:25:47,985
Piles turned into art projects,

462
00:25:48,053 --> 00:25:52,822
and art projects turned
into what you saw.

463
00:25:55,926 --> 00:25:58,094
So why do you stay?

464
00:25:58,161 --> 00:26:03,532
To everyone else,
the world is full of junk...

465
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,336
meaningless, ugly,
broken things.

466
00:26:06,403 --> 00:26:08,071
But to Nina,

467
00:26:08,138 --> 00:26:11,308
every shape,

468
00:26:11,376 --> 00:26:13,877
every color, texture, smell,

469
00:26:13,945 --> 00:26:16,714
they all tell a story.

470
00:26:16,782 --> 00:26:19,984
They're all worth treasuring.

471
00:26:20,052 --> 00:26:21,319
I wouldn't wish what she has
on anyone,

472
00:26:21,387 --> 00:26:24,322
but every now and then
I get a glimpse

473
00:26:24,390 --> 00:26:27,959
of what she sees, and...

474
00:26:28,027 --> 00:26:29,327
It helps.

475
00:26:37,769 --> 00:26:39,904
Your lungs
are clearing up nicely.

476
00:26:39,971 --> 00:26:42,372
Respiratory rate's normal.
Temp's normal.

477
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,207
Looks like you're
gonna be fine.

478
00:26:49,147 --> 00:26:50,680
She okay?

479
00:26:50,748 --> 00:26:52,749
Something's wrong
with her heart.

480
00:27:30,838 --> 00:27:33,038
The husband is fine.
The wife is worse.

481
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:33,995
She had a heart attack.

482
00:27:33,996 --> 00:27:34,762
Her heart attack could be

483
00:27:34,828 --> 00:27:36,195
from a complication.

484
00:27:36,263 --> 00:27:38,064
Q fever would cause
congestive heart failure,

485
00:27:38,132 --> 00:27:40,367
not myocardial infarction.

486
00:27:40,435 --> 00:27:41,902
So she had Q fever and something else

487
00:27:41,969 --> 00:27:43,570
that causes heart attack?

488
00:27:43,638 --> 00:27:45,473
And the hoarding. Now that
the wife is the only patient,

489
00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:46,707
hoard is back on the board.

490
00:27:46,775 --> 00:27:48,743
Or we were wrong about Q fever.

491
00:27:48,810 --> 00:27:50,144
I don't buy
it's just a coincidence.

492
00:27:50,212 --> 00:27:51,413
It's not a coincidence.

493
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,214
Diagnosis X
caused the hoarding,

494
00:27:53,282 --> 00:27:55,484
which caused the Q fever
when the raccoons came

495
00:27:55,552 --> 00:27:57,052
to spend spring break
at her house.

496
00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:58,821
Now all we have to do
is solve for x.

497
00:27:58,888 --> 00:28:01,690
I remember somebody saying that
hoarding could be a symptom.

498
00:28:01,758 --> 00:28:03,025
We should do an MRI.

499
00:28:03,092 --> 00:28:05,593
Hydrogen sulfide.

500
00:28:05,661 --> 00:28:09,564
It's given off by eggs
and rotting food.

501
00:28:09,631 --> 00:28:11,532
Long-term exposure could cause
the pulmonary issues,

502
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:12,700
headaches...
Even the heart attack.

503
00:28:12,768 --> 00:28:15,003
Hydrogen sulfide
is also a vasodilator.

504
00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:17,371
Which my crack team
never tested the place for.

505
00:28:17,439 --> 00:28:19,006
Of course, half my crack team

506
00:28:19,074 --> 00:28:20,674
never tested
the place for people.

507
00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:22,409
So we should go back,

508
00:28:22,477 --> 00:28:24,078
check it out.
Might be safer

509
00:28:24,145 --> 00:28:25,813
to just assume we're right
and start treatment.

510
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:26,913
Go with God.

511
00:28:26,981 --> 00:28:29,049
And some air freshener.

512
00:28:29,117 --> 00:28:30,851
You know, maybe Taub is right,

513
00:28:30,919 --> 00:28:33,755
so I'm gonna stay here with him
and help him with the MRI.

514
00:28:45,970 --> 00:28:47,270
Shine up your spuds, folks.

515
00:28:47,338 --> 00:28:48,305
We're gonna start shooting
for hang time

516
00:28:48,373 --> 00:28:50,007
in just a few minutes.

517
00:28:50,075 --> 00:28:52,743
The wind's coming
from the southeast.

518
00:28:52,811 --> 00:28:55,280
You have to aim five degrees
to the left.

519
00:28:55,347 --> 00:28:57,148
We're gonna break 14 seconds.
I can feel it.

520
00:28:57,215 --> 00:28:59,817
When I was 10 or 11,

521
00:28:59,885 --> 00:29:01,419
my dad used to take us
to this county fair.

522
00:29:01,487 --> 00:29:05,490
And there was this kid...

523
00:29:05,558 --> 00:29:07,058
What?

524
00:29:07,125 --> 00:29:10,061
Who's "us"?

525
00:29:10,128 --> 00:29:11,929
My mom and me.

526
00:29:13,965 --> 00:29:16,700
Your mom who had
advanced stage Huntington's.

527
00:29:19,738 --> 00:29:24,309
You have a sibling
that you've never mentioned.

528
00:29:24,377 --> 00:29:25,744
Why did you slip up now?

529
00:29:25,812 --> 00:29:28,380
Not everything means something.

530
00:29:28,448 --> 00:29:29,782
We're gonna be up soon.

531
00:29:29,850 --> 00:29:32,652
I want to check the pressure.

532
00:29:34,622 --> 00:29:37,691
You don't wake up in the middle
of the night to cry

533
00:29:37,759 --> 00:29:39,126
over a dead stranger.

534
00:29:39,193 --> 00:29:41,094
You don't confess
to killing a man

535
00:29:41,162 --> 00:29:42,496
and then hide the details

536
00:29:42,564 --> 00:29:44,264
unless the details reveal
more about you

537
00:29:44,332 --> 00:29:48,068
than the crime itself.

538
00:29:48,136 --> 00:29:49,270
You pled down to drugs.

539
00:29:49,337 --> 00:29:52,440
You've got
a horrible genetic disease

540
00:29:52,507 --> 00:29:56,744
and a sibling
who's suddenly on your mind.

541
00:29:58,881 --> 00:30:01,816
You euthanized your brother.

542
00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:03,751
And that guy back at the house
was the doctor

543
00:30:03,819 --> 00:30:08,523
who wouldn't help you
cover it up.

544
00:30:08,591 --> 00:30:09,824
The guy back at the house

545
00:30:09,892 --> 00:30:11,426
is my cellmate's boyfriend.

546
00:30:11,494 --> 00:30:14,729
He cheated on her
when she was inside.

547
00:30:14,797 --> 00:30:17,966
But I was right
about everything else.

548
00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:22,637
Congratulations.

549
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,755
You're mad.

550
00:30:41,823 --> 00:30:42,957
No.

551
00:30:43,024 --> 00:30:45,192
Actually, I'm impressed.

552
00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:47,661
Messing around
on a 22-year-old hottie

553
00:30:47,729 --> 00:30:49,796
with your wife on my sofa.

554
00:30:49,864 --> 00:30:51,998
You're a full-throttle
head case.

555
00:30:52,066 --> 00:30:53,533
I was doing you a solid
with the sofa.

556
00:30:53,601 --> 00:30:55,702
Rachel wanted to do it
in your bed.

557
00:30:55,769 --> 00:30:57,737
You've got the memory foam top.

558
00:30:57,804 --> 00:30:59,438
Let's make this really simple:

559
00:30:59,506 --> 00:31:03,209
If I own it, I don't
want you doing it on it.

560
00:31:03,276 --> 00:31:06,444
You might want to get rid
of your kitchen table.

561
00:31:06,512 --> 00:31:09,180
Look, I'm sorry,

562
00:31:09,248 --> 00:31:11,248
but it was worth it.
Yeah, I bet.

563
00:31:11,316 --> 00:31:12,783
You get to mess with her
physically and emotionally.

564
00:31:12,851 --> 00:31:14,251
I still care about her.

565
00:31:14,319 --> 00:31:16,420
Not enough to let her move on
with her life.

566
00:31:18,958 --> 00:31:21,593
While we're talking
about your bad ideas,

567
00:31:21,661 --> 00:31:23,395
MRI's clean.

568
00:31:23,462 --> 00:31:25,797
There has to be some kind

569
00:31:25,865 --> 00:31:28,767
of inciting
psychological incident.

570
00:31:28,835 --> 00:31:30,869
This is perfect for you.

571
00:31:30,937 --> 00:31:33,773
You get all
the human interaction you crave

572
00:31:33,841 --> 00:31:35,708
without any actual
human interaction.

573
00:31:35,776 --> 00:31:38,011
She was a cheerleader.
Huh.

574
00:31:38,079 --> 00:31:39,211
You know when you're interested
in something

575
00:31:39,279 --> 00:31:40,713
and nobody else is,
the polite thing

576
00:31:40,781 --> 00:31:42,214
is to keep it to yourself.

577
00:31:42,282 --> 00:31:43,482
Popular, beautiful,

578
00:31:43,550 --> 00:31:44,950
gregarious.

579
00:31:45,017 --> 00:31:47,085
Hydrogen sulfide's
about two parts per billion.

580
00:31:47,153 --> 00:31:49,554
The size of a healthy fart.

581
00:31:52,824 --> 00:31:56,893
I'll be back for you in July.

582
00:32:14,714 --> 00:32:18,151
He couldn't do it himself.

583
00:32:18,218 --> 00:32:21,755
He was... the disease
had progressed too far.

584
00:32:21,822 --> 00:32:23,189
He was flailing.

585
00:32:23,257 --> 00:32:27,860
He didn't have any control
over his own body.

586
00:32:27,928 --> 00:32:32,631
He pretty much lost control
of his mind too,

587
00:32:32,699 --> 00:32:34,399
but...

588
00:32:34,467 --> 00:32:36,901
Every once in a while,
he would have a few seconds

589
00:32:36,969 --> 00:32:40,204
of lucidity.

590
00:32:40,272 --> 00:32:43,073
He turned to me, and he said,

591
00:32:43,141 --> 00:32:46,978
"it's time."

592
00:32:47,046 --> 00:32:51,883
I hooked up the I.V.

593
00:32:51,951 --> 00:32:53,718
I used gloves.
I knew they'd get me

594
00:32:53,786 --> 00:32:54,919
on the drugs,
but they couldn't prove

595
00:32:54,987 --> 00:32:57,855
who pushed the plunger.

596
00:33:08,067 --> 00:33:11,604
I put in the needle,

597
00:33:11,672 --> 00:33:14,340
and he just...

598
00:33:14,408 --> 00:33:17,076
Got quiet.

599
00:33:17,144 --> 00:33:19,979
And it was over.

600
00:33:23,283 --> 00:33:27,819
And I was alone.

601
00:33:27,887 --> 00:33:31,055
And one day,
I will be that sick,

602
00:33:31,123 --> 00:33:33,691
and there will be no one there

603
00:33:33,759 --> 00:33:36,627
when it's time.

604
00:33:57,316 --> 00:34:00,752
I didn't expect compassion
from you.

605
00:34:00,820 --> 00:34:02,988
I would have taken
commiseration.

606
00:34:03,056 --> 00:34:05,891
Hell, I would have taken
revulsion,

607
00:34:05,959 --> 00:34:09,728
any emotional engagement
at all.

608
00:34:13,333 --> 00:34:17,136
It's no wonder
Cuddy broke up with you.

609
00:34:37,457 --> 00:34:41,126
Folks, Chad Lockerbie just won

610
00:34:41,194 --> 00:34:42,794
first place
in the chili cook-off.

611
00:34:42,862 --> 00:34:44,496
Congratulations, Chad.

612
00:34:44,564 --> 00:34:48,299
That cocoa powder
really did it.

613
00:34:48,367 --> 00:34:50,535
Dumped in a field in Schenectady.

614
00:34:50,602 --> 00:34:52,036
Ouch.

615
00:34:52,104 --> 00:34:53,604
You mind if I make a move?

616
00:34:53,672 --> 00:34:55,540
I know she's out of my league,

617
00:34:55,607 --> 00:34:56,808
but she's at a spud gun contest

618
00:34:56,875 --> 00:34:58,743
with the soon-to-be
five-time runner-up,

619
00:34:58,811 --> 00:35:02,548
so she's probably got
some self-esteem issues.

620
00:35:10,826 --> 00:35:11,826
You wouldn't.

621
00:35:47,504 --> 00:35:50,505
So?
Warning.

622
00:35:50,813 --> 00:35:51,814
They gave you a warning?

623
00:35:51,852 --> 00:35:53,487
Well, it turns out
our friend Harold

624
00:35:53,555 --> 00:35:55,256
felt up the sheriff's daughter

625
00:35:55,323 --> 00:35:57,091
last night
at the potato mash mixer,

626
00:35:57,159 --> 00:35:59,161
so sheriff's feeling
kind of ambivalent.

627
00:35:59,228 --> 00:36:02,531
You always get your way,
don't you?

628
00:36:04,467 --> 00:36:06,035
Not always.

629
00:36:08,538 --> 00:36:12,874
Today would have been
our one-year anniversary.

630
00:36:16,045 --> 00:36:19,047
Which is an incredibly
arbitrary thing to celebrate.

631
00:36:24,554 --> 00:36:25,821
If you want to get
to the bottom of something,

632
00:36:25,889 --> 00:36:29,259
you literally have
to dig down to the bottom.

633
00:36:29,327 --> 00:36:32,763
So stratigraphically,
the oldest stuff I found

634
00:36:32,830 --> 00:36:34,164
was in the bedroom.

635
00:36:34,232 --> 00:36:35,132
And the oldest stuff
in the bedroom

636
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,068
was in the closet.

637
00:36:37,136 --> 00:36:39,771
And at the bottom
of the closet...

638
00:36:43,443 --> 00:36:44,776
Tell me about this.

639
00:36:49,448 --> 00:36:51,615
We have a new symptom.

640
00:36:51,683 --> 00:36:53,083
Infertility.

641
00:36:53,151 --> 00:36:54,818
They wanted kids
but couldn't have them.

642
00:36:54,886 --> 00:36:57,187
She started collecting things
to fill the void.

643
00:36:57,255 --> 00:36:59,422
We should run
a full hormone blood panel.

644
00:36:59,490 --> 00:37:01,124
Hey, Harriet the Spy,

645
00:37:01,192 --> 00:37:02,626
before you get too full
of yourself,

646
00:37:02,693 --> 00:37:04,494
you might want to go back
to bio 101.

647
00:37:04,562 --> 00:37:06,397
It takes two
to not-tango.

648
00:37:06,464 --> 00:37:08,632
Hubby could be shooting blanks.

649
00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:12,303
So either it's a new symptom
that will help us save her life

650
00:37:12,371 --> 00:37:13,338
or it's a complete
waste of time.

651
00:37:15,241 --> 00:37:17,509
Figure out which is fried,
the bacon or the eggs.

652
00:37:17,577 --> 00:37:19,144
I'll start the hormone workup.

653
00:37:19,212 --> 00:37:21,614
There's another option.

654
00:37:21,681 --> 00:37:22,615
House, who's that?

655
00:37:22,683 --> 00:37:24,484
Radio.

656
00:37:24,552 --> 00:37:26,085
Sounded a lot like Thirteen.

657
00:37:26,152 --> 00:37:28,554
It's a Thirteen tribute band
with their new song,

658
00:37:28,622 --> 00:37:30,255
"I've got a better theory
than Masters."

659
00:37:30,323 --> 00:37:32,023
She said they never had kids.

660
00:37:32,091 --> 00:37:34,359
Oh, my God.
Where the hell have you been?

661
00:37:34,426 --> 00:37:37,561
I think we've all got something
a little more important

662
00:37:37,629 --> 00:37:39,129
to worry about than...
No, we don't.

663
00:37:39,197 --> 00:37:40,697
She's been missing for a year.

664
00:37:40,765 --> 00:37:43,667
You can ask her all about it
when she comes in on Monday.

665
00:37:43,735 --> 00:37:44,634
Monday?

666
00:37:44,702 --> 00:37:45,836
This Monday?

667
00:37:45,904 --> 00:37:47,137
Can I talk?

668
00:37:47,205 --> 00:37:48,672
She said they never had kids,

669
00:37:48,740 --> 00:37:50,341
and you all jumped
to infertility.

670
00:37:50,409 --> 00:37:54,980
You never considered
the other option.

671
00:37:58,017 --> 00:38:01,253
And the bitch is back.

672
00:38:08,394 --> 00:38:10,695
We think you have
Ehlers-Danlos syndrome.

673
00:38:10,763 --> 00:38:13,665
It would explain the symptoms.

674
00:38:13,732 --> 00:38:17,468
It also causes miscarriages.

675
00:38:20,972 --> 00:38:23,907
Is that something
you think you might have?

676
00:38:35,721 --> 00:38:38,824
Were you pregnant?

677
00:38:41,795 --> 00:38:43,629
Three times.

678
00:38:48,068 --> 00:38:51,170
The miscarriages
triggered the hoarding.

679
00:38:51,238 --> 00:38:54,941
Hoarding eventually
made you sick too.

680
00:38:55,009 --> 00:38:57,544
Can you cure her?

681
00:38:57,612 --> 00:38:59,579
We can treat
the physical symptoms

682
00:38:59,647 --> 00:39:01,615
as they arise,

683
00:39:01,683 --> 00:39:03,750
make her life a lot better,

684
00:39:03,818 --> 00:39:06,753
but the hoarding,

685
00:39:06,821 --> 00:39:09,089
we're the wrong kind
of doctors.

686
00:39:13,161 --> 00:39:15,763
You lied to me?

687
00:39:15,830 --> 00:39:18,598
For nine years?

688
00:39:18,666 --> 00:39:23,036
I was so afraid of losing you.

689
00:39:25,774 --> 00:39:28,809
What have I ever done
to make you afraid of that?

690
00:39:34,350 --> 00:39:36,885
I need to get some air.

691
00:39:54,770 --> 00:39:56,137
I've been selfish.

692
00:39:56,204 --> 00:39:59,005
I need to let you

693
00:39:59,073 --> 00:40:02,241
move on.

694
00:40:02,309 --> 00:40:06,479
I think we should stop
seeing each other.

695
00:40:06,547 --> 00:40:07,780
No.

696
00:40:09,884 --> 00:40:11,651
Um, I just want you
to be able to...

697
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:13,420
the last time
you got all noble on me,

698
00:40:13,488 --> 00:40:15,622
we ended up dividing
our dishes.

699
00:40:15,690 --> 00:40:18,024
This time, I want
to make the decision.

700
00:40:18,092 --> 00:40:21,094
You don't feel weird
about this?

701
00:40:21,162 --> 00:40:23,863
Of course
I feel weird about this.

702
00:40:23,931 --> 00:40:26,599
It's confusing and messy

703
00:40:26,667 --> 00:40:28,768
and dirty.

704
00:40:28,835 --> 00:40:31,370
Dumb.

705
00:40:31,438 --> 00:40:32,838
But we spent our whole lives
trying to do everything right,

706
00:40:32,906 --> 00:40:34,506
and it sucked.
It wasn't all bad.

707
00:40:34,574 --> 00:40:36,475
It sucked, Chris.

708
00:40:36,542 --> 00:40:38,743
And this,

709
00:40:38,811 --> 00:40:40,645
whatever it is,

710
00:40:40,713 --> 00:40:42,213
it's fun.

711
00:40:42,281 --> 00:40:47,685
So I'm not
taking advantage of you?

712
00:40:47,753 --> 00:40:50,422
The fun is fading.

713
00:40:53,194 --> 00:40:56,362
You know...

714
00:40:56,430 --> 00:40:58,765
there's something
seriously wrong with us.

715
00:41:00,469 --> 00:41:02,370
I know.

716
00:41:59,097 --> 00:42:01,031
Home, sweet home.

717
00:42:03,902 --> 00:42:08,740
You owe me 87 bucks for gas.

718
00:42:17,218 --> 00:42:22,656
I'll kill you.

719
00:42:22,724 --> 00:42:26,360
When the time comes,
if you want me to.

720
00:42:31,499 --> 00:42:32,699
I'll do it now if you like.

721
00:42:32,766 --> 00:42:35,301
I think I've got
a baseball bat in the back.

722
00:42:50,049 --> 00:42:52,618
I'll see you Monday.

723
00:43:08,269 --> 00:43:11,769
== sync, corrected by elderman ==

