1 00:00:45,584 --> 00:00:48,087 Cranial nerves. 2 00:00:48,155 --> 00:00:50,389 On old Olympus' towering tops 3 00:00:50,457 --> 00:00:52,192 a friendly Viking grew vines and hops. 4 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:54,863 Olfactory. Optic. Oculomotor. 5 00:00:54,930 --> 00:00:59,268 Vagus. Accessory. Causes of edema: A.L.I.V.E. 6 00:00:59,335 --> 00:01:00,435 Allergic... 7 00:01:00,503 --> 00:01:02,739 Differentials for swollen scrotum: 8 00:01:02,807 --> 00:01:04,441 T.H.E.A.T.R.E.S. 9 00:01:04,508 --> 00:01:08,980 English spelling. Torsion, hernia... 10 00:01:09,048 --> 00:01:13,451 Epididymal cyst. S... Syphilis. 11 00:01:13,519 --> 00:01:15,120 Enough with the drilling. 12 00:01:15,188 --> 00:01:16,355 We're third year. 13 00:01:16,422 --> 00:01:17,656 No more exams. 14 00:01:17,724 --> 00:01:19,325 You don't have to face House every day. 15 00:01:19,393 --> 00:01:21,194 And after today, neither do you. 16 00:01:21,261 --> 00:01:24,064 Here's to no more coming home in tears. 17 00:01:24,132 --> 00:01:26,199 It's kind of like coming to the end 18 00:01:26,267 --> 00:01:27,934 of an extreme roller-coaster. 19 00:01:28,002 --> 00:01:29,737 Even with the terror, 20 00:01:29,804 --> 00:01:32,573 nausea, and whiplash. 21 00:01:32,641 --> 00:01:33,841 I'm a little sad that it's over. 22 00:01:33,909 --> 00:01:35,176 Let's go. 23 00:01:35,244 --> 00:01:36,911 You got your procedure log? 24 00:01:36,979 --> 00:01:38,446 Oh, I'm not quite done. 25 00:01:38,514 --> 00:01:40,014 I still have one more lumbar puncture. 26 00:01:40,082 --> 00:01:41,549 It's due today. 27 00:01:41,617 --> 00:01:42,984 Unless you want to blow off becoming a doctor 28 00:01:43,051 --> 00:01:44,385 and get another PhD. 29 00:01:44,453 --> 00:01:46,487 I know. I'm gonna get it done. 30 00:01:46,555 --> 00:01:47,755 I thought you'd have that thing finished 31 00:01:47,822 --> 00:01:48,722 like six months ago. 32 00:01:48,790 --> 00:01:51,058 I've been busy. 33 00:02:02,671 --> 00:02:04,272 Oh, come on, Cruz. 34 00:02:04,339 --> 00:02:06,308 Let me do this. I need it for my log. 35 00:02:06,375 --> 00:02:08,777 Wait, you aren't done yet? 36 00:02:08,844 --> 00:02:10,412 I've been busy. 37 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:12,314 What's in it for me? 38 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:14,316 The satisfaction that comes 39 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:15,751 from helping out a classmate? 40 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:18,420 How about cash? 41 00:02:18,488 --> 00:02:19,921 Have you talked to House? 42 00:02:19,989 --> 00:02:21,857 It's 6:00 am. He won't be in for a few hours. 43 00:02:21,925 --> 00:02:24,793 I keep a roll of quarters in the car... 44 00:02:24,861 --> 00:02:26,895 I just turned in my log and guess what I saw. 45 00:02:26,963 --> 00:02:29,197 There's an opening in the Diagnostics Department. 46 00:02:29,265 --> 00:02:32,267 House wants an intern? 47 00:02:32,334 --> 00:02:33,902 He's never had one before. 48 00:02:33,969 --> 00:02:36,571 You gotta figure he doesn't want an intern. 49 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:38,807 He wants you. 50 00:02:46,914 --> 00:02:50,914 == sync, corrected by elderman == 51 00:03:20,254 --> 00:03:21,788 Uh, you must be 52 00:03:21,856 --> 00:03:23,823 Dr. Thirteen. 53 00:03:23,891 --> 00:03:25,392 Remy Hadley. 54 00:03:25,460 --> 00:03:26,526 Nice to meet you. 55 00:03:26,594 --> 00:03:28,027 You're back. 56 00:03:28,095 --> 00:03:30,330 - Hi. - Hi. 57 00:03:33,801 --> 00:03:34,700 What the hell 58 00:03:34,768 --> 00:03:36,135 happened to you? 59 00:03:36,202 --> 00:03:37,669 Why'd you lie about going to Rome? 60 00:03:37,737 --> 00:03:39,004 (House) You'd lie too 61 00:03:39,072 --> 00:03:41,273 if you bottomed out, ended up in... 62 00:03:41,341 --> 00:03:44,609 drug rehab. 63 00:03:44,677 --> 00:03:47,478 Thank you, House, for respecting my privacy. 64 00:03:47,546 --> 00:03:49,347 What a perfect reminder that I'm back. 65 00:03:49,414 --> 00:03:51,181 I didn't even know you had a problem. 66 00:03:51,249 --> 00:03:53,717 Loved ones are always the last to know. 67 00:03:53,785 --> 00:03:56,821 Loved ones and robotic, estranged ex-boyfriends. 68 00:03:56,888 --> 00:03:58,289 Our patient 69 00:03:58,356 --> 00:04:00,758 is Kendall Pearson. 70 00:04:00,826 --> 00:04:02,393 16-year-old aspiring pirate. 71 00:04:02,460 --> 00:04:03,961 She's that Canadian kid who's trying to be 72 00:04:04,028 --> 00:04:06,163 the youngest person to sail around the world. 73 00:04:06,230 --> 00:04:07,831 Collapsed yesterday during a practice run. 74 00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:09,866 Luckily for us, cameras were there. 75 00:04:09,934 --> 00:04:13,070 Corporate sponsors want us to check 76 00:04:13,137 --> 00:04:15,506 that's she seaworthy before the clock strikes 77 00:04:15,573 --> 00:04:17,341 "you're too old to set a record." 78 00:04:17,409 --> 00:04:19,210 Gives us three days. 79 00:04:19,277 --> 00:04:22,413 You've still only got one, right? 80 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:24,114 Uh, last day of my rotation. 81 00:04:24,182 --> 00:04:25,682 Could be simple dehydration. 82 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:27,117 She told the Coast Guard 83 00:04:27,185 --> 00:04:30,287 she had felt dizzy. 84 00:04:30,355 --> 00:04:32,556 Pulse and BP were normal at the time of the rescue. 85 00:04:32,624 --> 00:04:35,859 It's not dehydration. What about your internship? 86 00:04:35,927 --> 00:04:39,063 You sign up this morning? 87 00:04:39,131 --> 00:04:42,633 Actually, I'm still deciding. 88 00:04:42,701 --> 00:04:45,069 Maybe she had a seizure 89 00:04:45,136 --> 00:04:46,503 and that's what caused her collapse. 90 00:04:46,571 --> 00:04:49,040 Coast Guard report says no sign of head trauma. 91 00:04:49,107 --> 00:04:50,508 But what about her back? 92 00:04:50,575 --> 00:04:51,842 Look. 93 00:04:51,910 --> 00:04:53,143 Right before the collapse, 94 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:54,811 she hit the small of her back on the railing. 95 00:04:54,879 --> 00:04:57,381 Damaged adrenal glands caused adrenal insufficiencies, 96 00:04:57,448 --> 00:04:58,515 which caused the collapse. 97 00:04:59,751 --> 00:05:01,018 Nice. 98 00:05:01,085 --> 00:05:02,353 Blood draws every 15 minutes 99 00:05:02,420 --> 00:05:03,420 for four hours. 100 00:05:03,488 --> 00:05:05,155 Let's track her cortisol. 101 00:05:05,223 --> 00:05:07,791 Masters, there's no hurry. 102 00:05:07,859 --> 00:05:09,593 There's no wrong choices. 103 00:05:09,661 --> 00:05:11,595 At least, that's what they tell people 104 00:05:11,663 --> 00:05:13,030 who make crappy choices. 105 00:05:13,097 --> 00:05:14,731 What's with the sudden interest in her future? 106 00:05:14,799 --> 00:05:16,900 You know, a blacksmith who spends 107 00:05:16,968 --> 00:05:20,804 this much time hammering out a new blade from raw jell-o 108 00:05:20,872 --> 00:05:22,005 gets curious 109 00:05:22,073 --> 00:05:22,973 about who ends up wielding it. 110 00:05:23,041 --> 00:05:24,275 No reason to be curious 111 00:05:24,342 --> 00:05:26,177 unless you're interested in wielding it yourself. 112 00:05:26,244 --> 00:05:28,045 You want her to intern here. 113 00:05:30,316 --> 00:05:32,083 And you're considering this? 114 00:05:32,150 --> 00:05:33,985 Before I make my decision, 115 00:05:34,052 --> 00:05:36,521 I still have one more LP 116 00:05:36,588 --> 00:05:38,890 I need to get. 117 00:05:38,958 --> 00:05:41,126 So I'd like to go to the E.R. 118 00:05:42,862 --> 00:05:44,730 Thirteen, why don't you take Masters 119 00:05:44,798 --> 00:05:46,266 to do the blood draws. 120 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:47,534 You can remind her about all the perks 121 00:05:47,601 --> 00:05:48,835 of working for me. 122 00:05:56,177 --> 00:05:58,144 (Kendall) Behind the deck. Port side. 123 00:05:58,212 --> 00:06:00,414 (Thirteen) If her adrenal hormone levels are consistently low, 124 00:06:00,481 --> 00:06:01,748 we'll replace them. 125 00:06:01,816 --> 00:06:03,216 You'll be ready to launch Thursday. 126 00:06:03,284 --> 00:06:05,518 Great. 127 00:06:05,586 --> 00:06:07,854 Inside cabin facing the bow. 128 00:06:07,922 --> 00:06:09,923 Sorry, K, I need to borrow mom. 129 00:06:09,991 --> 00:06:11,224 The sponsors? 130 00:06:11,291 --> 00:06:12,558 No, Couric's people kicking up a fuss 131 00:06:12,626 --> 00:06:13,960 about rescheduling the interview. 132 00:06:17,131 --> 00:06:18,532 I can take over. 133 00:06:23,538 --> 00:06:25,139 Ceiling of the galley. 134 00:06:25,206 --> 00:06:27,508 Right. The last time I was on a boat 135 00:06:27,576 --> 00:06:29,578 was my freshman mixer in college. 136 00:06:29,645 --> 00:06:32,214 I didn't so much mix as hurl. 137 00:06:32,282 --> 00:06:35,617 Too much to drink? No, I was 13. 138 00:06:35,685 --> 00:06:36,952 And in college? 139 00:06:37,019 --> 00:06:39,354 Yeah, I know. Weird. 140 00:06:39,422 --> 00:06:41,323 I was thinking "cool." 141 00:06:41,390 --> 00:06:43,091 We'll be back for the next blood draw 142 00:06:43,158 --> 00:06:44,559 in 15 minutes. 143 00:06:44,627 --> 00:06:45,927 Unless, of course, you'd like to stay 144 00:06:45,995 --> 00:06:48,096 and continue bonding over your lost childhoods. 145 00:06:48,163 --> 00:06:49,997 (Kendall) Listen, I have a ton 146 00:06:50,065 --> 00:06:51,699 of prep work to do to be ready to launch. 147 00:06:51,767 --> 00:06:53,301 Is there any way we can speed the tests up? 148 00:06:53,369 --> 00:06:55,170 Mm, I'm afraid not. 149 00:06:55,237 --> 00:06:58,072 Unless you're up for getting on a treadmill. 150 00:06:58,140 --> 00:07:00,274 We could stress her body. 151 00:07:00,342 --> 00:07:01,776 See if her adrenals respond. 152 00:07:01,843 --> 00:07:03,310 It would only take a half an hour. 153 00:07:05,647 --> 00:07:09,683 It's about an LP. Go. I'll handle this. 154 00:07:17,258 --> 00:07:19,292 Um, Dr. Cuddy, 155 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,393 can I come by your office later? 156 00:07:20,461 --> 00:07:21,361 I'd love to get some advice. 157 00:07:21,429 --> 00:07:22,829 I'm in meetings all afternoon. 158 00:07:22,897 --> 00:07:23,930 Try me tomorrow. 159 00:07:23,998 --> 00:07:25,998 Tomorrow? 160 00:07:26,066 --> 00:07:27,099 This is... 161 00:07:27,167 --> 00:07:28,967 This is my last day 162 00:07:29,035 --> 00:07:30,235 as a medical student. 163 00:07:30,303 --> 00:07:31,837 So I've got this decision to make. 164 00:07:31,905 --> 00:07:34,272 Probably the biggest decision of my career. 165 00:07:34,340 --> 00:07:36,641 Which means maybe the biggest decision 166 00:07:36,709 --> 00:07:38,644 of my life. 167 00:07:38,711 --> 00:07:41,447 Although, I guess, if I get married... 168 00:07:41,515 --> 00:07:45,018 Um, House has opened up an internship. 169 00:07:45,086 --> 00:07:46,753 You do realize if you take it, 170 00:07:46,821 --> 00:07:48,755 he'll probably end up firing you again? 171 00:07:48,823 --> 00:07:50,290 He's always hired me back. 172 00:07:50,358 --> 00:07:53,193 And he'll continue mocking and insulting you 173 00:07:53,260 --> 00:07:57,096 whatever chance he gets. 174 00:07:57,163 --> 00:08:00,499 It's certainly toughened me up. 175 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:02,434 You're trying to get me to say good things about him. 176 00:08:02,502 --> 00:08:05,070 No. I'm trying to make you make your own decision 177 00:08:05,138 --> 00:08:06,839 and leave me alone. 178 00:08:08,808 --> 00:08:10,709 Working with House is great. 179 00:08:10,777 --> 00:08:11,844 And it sucks. 180 00:08:11,911 --> 00:08:13,912 Often simultaneously. 181 00:08:13,980 --> 00:08:15,914 Most people can't work in that environment. 182 00:08:15,982 --> 00:08:17,583 Question is... 183 00:08:17,651 --> 00:08:18,851 Can you? 184 00:08:20,921 --> 00:08:23,456 Thanks, Dr. Cuddy. 185 00:08:41,174 --> 00:08:43,509 You paged me down here and now you're doing my LP? 186 00:08:43,577 --> 00:08:44,677 I got bored waiting. 187 00:08:44,745 --> 00:08:46,312 It's been two minutes. 188 00:08:46,380 --> 00:08:47,947 This is your 11th. - 14th. 189 00:08:48,014 --> 00:08:49,715 Listen, your roommate, 190 00:08:49,783 --> 00:08:51,083 is she hooking up with that resident? 191 00:08:51,151 --> 00:08:53,119 I got to find House. 192 00:09:19,811 --> 00:09:21,611 (Thirteen) Rehab? Great cover story. 193 00:09:21,679 --> 00:09:23,580 Now I can't ever drink around those guys again, 194 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:25,549 thus eliminating my main bond with Chase. 195 00:09:25,617 --> 00:09:27,117 (House) Save the attitude for someone 196 00:09:27,185 --> 00:09:29,085 who didn't just get you your medical license back. 197 00:09:29,153 --> 00:09:30,053 Price you pay. 198 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:31,888 There's a chicken 199 00:09:31,956 --> 00:09:32,989 in your office. 200 00:09:33,057 --> 00:09:34,757 No, there isn't. 201 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:37,460 You lied about rehab? 202 00:09:37,528 --> 00:09:38,928 - Oh, great. - Relax. 203 00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:41,397 She's completely honest, but also completely boring. 204 00:09:41,465 --> 00:09:43,800 Watch this. Don't tell anyone. 205 00:09:43,868 --> 00:09:45,301 Of course not. 206 00:09:50,141 --> 00:09:52,242 You did an LP? Why didn't you page me? 207 00:09:52,310 --> 00:09:54,278 Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want to do one of those? 208 00:09:54,346 --> 00:09:55,379 You should've spoken up. 209 00:09:55,447 --> 00:09:57,481 You want the job or not? 210 00:09:57,549 --> 00:10:00,985 Um, I— after careful consideration, 211 00:10:01,052 --> 00:10:03,654 I have decided to accept your offer 212 00:10:03,722 --> 00:10:05,423 for an internship. 213 00:10:07,192 --> 00:10:08,526 Great. 214 00:10:08,594 --> 00:10:10,095 My department has a slightly different 215 00:10:10,162 --> 00:10:12,363 procedure log. 216 00:10:12,431 --> 00:10:13,431 Uh, you forged 217 00:10:13,499 --> 00:10:14,599 the last one. 218 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:17,102 I only did nine LPs. 219 00:10:17,169 --> 00:10:19,203 - Do you know how to do an LP? - Of course. 220 00:10:19,271 --> 00:10:20,671 Do you know how to do nine LPs 221 00:10:20,739 --> 00:10:22,306 and say it was ten? 222 00:10:22,373 --> 00:10:23,940 It's time to grow up. 223 00:10:24,008 --> 00:10:25,041 Turn that in, 224 00:10:25,109 --> 00:10:27,043 the job's yours. 225 00:10:30,780 --> 00:10:32,748 Stop staring blankly and go. 226 00:10:32,816 --> 00:10:34,316 No doubt something horrible has just happened 227 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:35,917 to our patient. 228 00:10:45,559 --> 00:10:47,026 (Thirteen) Her hand turned completely blue 229 00:10:47,094 --> 00:10:48,160 during the treadmill test. 230 00:10:48,228 --> 00:10:49,195 We put her on vasodilators. 231 00:10:49,262 --> 00:10:50,296 Restored enough blood flow 232 00:10:50,363 --> 00:10:51,363 so she won't lose any fingers. 233 00:10:51,431 --> 00:10:52,631 Rules out adrenal insufficiency. 234 00:10:53,992 --> 00:10:55,259 Where's House? He said to meet him here. 235 00:10:55,327 --> 00:10:57,028 His chicken's gone. 236 00:10:57,096 --> 00:10:58,763 (Chase) Probably on the balcony. 237 00:10:58,831 --> 00:11:00,398 You knew he had a chicken? 238 00:11:00,465 --> 00:11:02,800 How come—? (House) Down here! 239 00:11:04,636 --> 00:11:08,772 Loss of consciousness. Plus she's slowly turning blue. 240 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:11,141 Can we rule out magical gum? 241 00:11:11,209 --> 00:11:12,843 (Chase) Low cardiac output can cause both. 242 00:11:12,911 --> 00:11:14,144 Patient possibly has 243 00:11:14,212 --> 00:11:16,079 cardiomyopathy. 244 00:11:16,147 --> 00:11:17,547 Possibly caused by Mercury poisoning 245 00:11:17,614 --> 00:11:19,015 from all the tuna fish she eats at sea. 246 00:11:19,082 --> 00:11:20,249 (Masters) Uh, why are you putting, 247 00:11:20,317 --> 00:11:22,384 um, chicken footprints on the floor? 248 00:11:22,451 --> 00:11:27,255 That clever bastard Wilson got a hold of an Australorp. 249 00:11:28,558 --> 00:11:30,458 Ah. Hello. 250 00:11:30,526 --> 00:11:32,694 The quietest and calmest of all the chickens. 251 00:11:32,761 --> 00:11:34,629 Damn him. 252 00:11:34,696 --> 00:11:36,531 Mercury poisoning is out. 253 00:11:36,598 --> 00:11:38,266 Red blood cells have normal morphology. 254 00:11:38,334 --> 00:11:39,834 (Thirteen) Raynaud's. 255 00:11:39,902 --> 00:11:42,170 Vasospasm in the ulnar artery would explain the hand. 256 00:11:42,237 --> 00:11:43,738 (Foreman) But not the loss of consciousness. 257 00:11:43,805 --> 00:11:45,673 Cerebral vasospasm explains both. 258 00:11:45,741 --> 00:11:46,807 (House) Cerebral vasospasm 259 00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:47,775 makes sense. 260 00:11:47,843 --> 00:11:49,210 Take Thirteen. 261 00:11:49,278 --> 00:11:50,912 Give the patient a calcium channel blocker infusion 262 00:11:50,979 --> 00:11:51,979 in the basilar artery. 263 00:11:53,983 --> 00:11:55,683 Masters. 264 00:11:55,751 --> 00:11:57,218 I thought you were going to turn that in. 265 00:11:58,821 --> 00:11:59,887 Um, I, um, 266 00:11:59,955 --> 00:12:01,022 been busy with my patient. 267 00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:02,957 You're not busy now. 268 00:12:11,967 --> 00:12:14,735 Bawwwwwwk bawk. 269 00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:28,683 (Donovan) Masters. 270 00:12:28,751 --> 00:12:30,752 Still haven't turned in your log? 271 00:12:30,820 --> 00:12:34,122 Still haven't gotten my tenth LP. 272 00:12:34,190 --> 00:12:35,924 I was thinking maybe you should take 273 00:12:35,991 --> 00:12:37,992 House's internship. 274 00:12:38,060 --> 00:12:39,827 First you act like it's the equivalent 275 00:12:39,895 --> 00:12:41,295 of volunteering to be waterboarded 276 00:12:41,363 --> 00:12:43,464 and now you're supporting it? 277 00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:48,169 You're weird. 278 00:12:48,237 --> 00:12:49,604 You make paper airplanes for fun 279 00:12:49,672 --> 00:12:51,138 and hang them from the ceiling. 280 00:12:51,206 --> 00:12:53,641 You have a membership to the Einstein Museum 281 00:12:53,709 --> 00:12:56,044 and an overbearing obsession with facial symmetry. 282 00:12:56,111 --> 00:12:57,846 It indicates freedom from disease. 283 00:12:57,914 --> 00:12:59,481 We're biologically programmed— 284 00:12:59,549 --> 00:13:00,549 the point is 285 00:13:00,617 --> 00:13:02,350 you rub people the wrong way. 286 00:13:02,418 --> 00:13:04,886 But House is okay with your lack of bedside manner. 287 00:13:04,954 --> 00:13:06,220 He's okay with your willingness 288 00:13:06,288 --> 00:13:07,989 to argue any point with anyone 289 00:13:08,057 --> 00:13:09,791 even if they outrank you. 290 00:13:09,859 --> 00:13:12,060 He's okay with your peculiar fashion sense. 291 00:13:12,128 --> 00:13:13,495 It's peculiar? 292 00:13:13,563 --> 00:13:14,796 House doesn't think you're weird, 293 00:13:14,864 --> 00:13:15,797 which is weird, 294 00:13:15,865 --> 00:13:18,567 but good weird. 295 00:13:18,634 --> 00:13:19,935 Is that a chicken? 296 00:13:26,842 --> 00:13:29,644 I think it's an Australorp. 297 00:13:31,713 --> 00:13:32,914 I'm gonna go check on my patient. 298 00:13:44,027 --> 00:13:44,893 Can someone please explain to me 299 00:13:44,961 --> 00:13:45,995 what House and Wilson 300 00:13:46,062 --> 00:13:47,429 are doing with those chickens? 301 00:13:47,497 --> 00:13:49,098 They have a bet to see who can keep a chicken 302 00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:51,167 in the hospital the longest without getting busted 303 00:13:51,234 --> 00:13:53,035 by security. 304 00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:54,637 Advancing past the vertebral artery. 305 00:13:54,705 --> 00:13:56,605 And why are they doing this? 306 00:13:56,673 --> 00:13:58,908 The place they bought them only had one pig. 307 00:13:58,976 --> 00:14:02,779 I'm glad you're gonna be sticking around after today. 308 00:14:02,846 --> 00:14:04,447 Really? You want me to stay? 309 00:14:04,514 --> 00:14:05,781 It's good to add a different perspective 310 00:14:05,849 --> 00:14:07,316 to the department. 311 00:14:07,383 --> 00:14:08,884 Someone who still remembers there are rules 312 00:14:08,952 --> 00:14:11,020 other than House's. 313 00:14:11,088 --> 00:14:14,423 If I don't play by House's rules, 314 00:14:14,491 --> 00:14:15,891 he won't let me in. 315 00:14:15,959 --> 00:14:18,627 Find a way around them. 316 00:14:18,695 --> 00:14:21,830 I'd have to lie to him, which is still lying. 317 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,233 Lying about a lie, 318 00:14:24,301 --> 00:14:25,701 that's practically telling the truth. 319 00:14:25,769 --> 00:14:26,969 Catheter's in. 320 00:14:27,037 --> 00:14:28,704 Start the calcium channel blocker drip. 321 00:14:28,771 --> 00:14:31,374 Means I need another LP. Luckily, I know 322 00:14:31,441 --> 00:14:32,508 where you can get one. 323 00:14:32,576 --> 00:14:35,111 You good here? Let's go. 324 00:14:38,648 --> 00:14:40,650 Mm. 325 00:14:40,717 --> 00:14:43,019 Decent stick. Very smooth. 326 00:14:43,086 --> 00:14:47,324 Sounds like you've had a few of these. 327 00:14:47,392 --> 00:14:49,226 Suppose that comes with the territory. 328 00:14:49,294 --> 00:14:50,861 I have Huntington's. 329 00:14:50,929 --> 00:14:53,164 No need to get hushed and solemn about it. 330 00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:57,401 Why are you lying about rehab? 331 00:14:57,469 --> 00:14:59,603 Because the real reason I was gone 332 00:14:59,671 --> 00:15:01,672 is not something I want to share. 333 00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:03,507 Couldn't you just say that? 334 00:15:03,575 --> 00:15:06,577 Should be enough for Foreman and the others. 335 00:15:06,645 --> 00:15:07,711 How long have you worked here? 336 00:15:07,779 --> 00:15:09,780 House's people have personalities 337 00:15:09,848 --> 00:15:12,749 that range from nosy to "pardon me while I do 338 00:15:12,817 --> 00:15:14,851 this cavity search." 339 00:15:14,919 --> 00:15:16,319 Do you think there's room for someone 340 00:15:16,387 --> 00:15:18,355 who does things differently? 341 00:15:21,893 --> 00:15:23,727 No. 342 00:15:23,795 --> 00:15:27,698 Not unless House decides that's what he wants. 343 00:15:30,535 --> 00:15:31,902 (Foreman) During catheter removal, 344 00:15:31,970 --> 00:15:34,806 I got a good look at her cerebral midline. 345 00:15:34,873 --> 00:15:36,140 Pineal gland is calcified. 346 00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:37,775 (Thirteen) Case closed. 347 00:15:37,842 --> 00:15:39,043 I'll start her on hormone therapy. 348 00:15:39,110 --> 00:15:40,244 Ship her out. 349 00:15:40,312 --> 00:15:42,813 I handed in my log. 350 00:15:42,881 --> 00:15:46,118 On your way to do that, 351 00:15:46,186 --> 00:15:49,588 did you happen to stop and give Thirteen an LP? 352 00:15:49,656 --> 00:15:52,859 Thirteen's stiff gate, small pupils, 353 00:15:52,927 --> 00:15:55,696 and the raging headache she's hiding gave you away. 354 00:15:55,764 --> 00:15:59,667 Yes. And I still broke a rule. 355 00:15:59,735 --> 00:16:01,570 My rule. 356 00:16:01,637 --> 00:16:03,906 Told you to defy the man. Not this man. 357 00:16:03,974 --> 00:16:06,775 Why is it so wrong that I don't like to cheat? 358 00:16:08,411 --> 00:16:09,378 Can we go? 359 00:16:09,445 --> 00:16:10,379 No. 360 00:16:10,446 --> 00:16:12,014 Not liking it is fine. 361 00:16:12,082 --> 00:16:14,350 Not doing what you don't like makes you an eight-year-old. 362 00:16:14,418 --> 00:16:15,885 Wastes your potential. 363 00:16:15,952 --> 00:16:17,819 You want me to be like you. It's not going to happen. 364 00:16:17,887 --> 00:16:19,288 That's the last thing I want. 365 00:16:19,355 --> 00:16:21,490 'Cause then neither one of us would be exceptional. 366 00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:26,194 - You think I'm exceptional? - Not anymore. 367 00:16:28,164 --> 00:16:30,365 I can do my job without compromising. 368 00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:32,800 No, you can't. 369 00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:34,502 'Cause I'm not gonna let you. 370 00:16:34,569 --> 00:16:36,303 Internship's gone. 371 00:16:38,573 --> 00:16:40,407 It's time for Masters to say good-bye. 372 00:16:40,475 --> 00:16:42,810 Enjoy being a surgeon. 373 00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:44,578 You'll be fine. 374 00:17:02,831 --> 00:17:06,067 Surgery. 375 00:17:06,135 --> 00:17:07,636 Anatomy. 376 00:17:07,704 --> 00:17:09,839 Branches off the subclavian artery. 377 00:17:09,906 --> 00:17:12,174 Vitamin C and D. V-I-T. 378 00:17:12,242 --> 00:17:16,079 Vitamin. V: Vertebral. I: Internal carotid— 379 00:17:18,782 --> 00:17:22,551 internal thoracic. Internal thoracic. 380 00:17:22,619 --> 00:17:26,022 T: Thyrocervical. 381 00:17:26,089 --> 00:17:28,023 C: Costocervical. 382 00:17:36,668 --> 00:17:39,870 Martha M. Masters. That's me. 383 00:17:39,938 --> 00:17:42,240 I'm gonna be a surgeon. 384 00:17:42,308 --> 00:17:44,843 Next. 385 00:17:47,781 --> 00:17:49,081 Welcome to your surgical internship 386 00:17:49,149 --> 00:17:50,349 at P.P.T.H. 387 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,852 The senior residents stand behind you. 388 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,988 We'll all get to know each other soon enough. 389 00:17:55,056 --> 00:17:56,790 Grab a donut and get to work. 390 00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,091 We're out of donuts. 391 00:17:58,159 --> 00:18:00,160 Then, uh, get to work. 392 00:18:07,035 --> 00:18:09,771 Little oozing. 393 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,806 Isolated the left subclavian. Suction. 394 00:18:11,874 --> 00:18:12,874 You got to do better than that. 395 00:18:12,941 --> 00:18:14,042 Can't see a thing. 396 00:18:16,111 --> 00:18:18,946 Push calcium chloride. 397 00:18:20,716 --> 00:18:21,683 It will supercharge 398 00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:22,850 the platelets 399 00:18:22,918 --> 00:18:25,620 and increase the clotting. 400 00:18:28,657 --> 00:18:30,625 Two amps calcium chloride. 401 00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,160 Tell the blood bank to set up three units 402 00:18:32,228 --> 00:18:33,128 of packed red cells. 403 00:18:36,732 --> 00:18:38,467 Field is clear. 404 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:42,537 Nice. 405 00:18:50,112 --> 00:18:51,780 Generally speaking, 406 00:18:51,848 --> 00:18:53,615 pledges aren't supposed to talk 407 00:18:53,683 --> 00:18:55,550 unless they ask a question. 408 00:18:55,618 --> 00:18:57,619 That's because, generally speaking, 409 00:18:57,686 --> 00:18:59,320 pledges don't have anything to say. 410 00:19:03,692 --> 00:19:05,293 Um, K.P. 411 00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:07,796 Is that patient Kendall Pearson? 412 00:19:07,863 --> 00:19:09,163 I thought she was discharged. 413 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:10,698 Mm. It's a House case. 414 00:19:10,766 --> 00:19:13,034 I never know what that guy's up to. 415 00:19:13,101 --> 00:19:14,869 I want you to scrub in on my lung harvest. 416 00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:17,504 But it's my first day. 417 00:19:17,572 --> 00:19:19,339 Yes, I know. I was there. 418 00:19:19,406 --> 00:19:20,807 Be scrubbed and ready in 15 minutes. 419 00:19:48,301 --> 00:19:49,301 What happened? 420 00:19:49,369 --> 00:19:51,504 Last I heard, you were going home. 421 00:19:51,572 --> 00:19:53,606 Kendall collapsed in the parking lot. 422 00:19:53,674 --> 00:19:55,141 They're doing something 423 00:19:55,209 --> 00:19:58,111 called a "sympathectomy." 424 00:19:58,179 --> 00:20:00,648 She must've had a hypertensive crisis 425 00:20:00,716 --> 00:20:02,150 caused by a neural overstimulation 426 00:20:02,217 --> 00:20:03,551 in her kidneys. 427 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,287 So they're cutting the nerves. 428 00:20:05,354 --> 00:20:06,621 It's like cutting the gas line 429 00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:08,590 to an engine. 430 00:20:08,658 --> 00:20:11,393 Yeah, sounds like what Dr. Taub said. 431 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,128 Said it's basic surgery, but... 432 00:20:13,195 --> 00:20:14,529 It is. 433 00:20:14,597 --> 00:20:17,565 You should still be on pace for a launch in 36 hours. 434 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,901 Her mom's packing the boat now. 435 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,304 I'm supposed to pick up some dry ice. 436 00:20:23,372 --> 00:20:25,373 But... 437 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,943 Nothing you can do for her here. 438 00:20:35,384 --> 00:20:40,089 Um... 439 00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:41,390 We're just trying to help our daughter 440 00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:42,692 reach her dream. 441 00:20:44,328 --> 00:20:46,929 She's different. 442 00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:49,565 So you have to be different. 443 00:20:53,036 --> 00:20:55,137 I'll make sure she's okay. 444 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,341 Thanks. 445 00:21:05,281 --> 00:21:06,915 You can see the full lobular structure 446 00:21:06,983 --> 00:21:08,850 of the left lung. 447 00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:10,385 Bifurcate innominate artery. 448 00:21:10,453 --> 00:21:11,786 I've never seen one of those before. 449 00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:13,688 Hold this, Masters. 450 00:21:13,755 --> 00:21:15,022 Rib spreaders. 451 00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:16,724 You guys okay if I pull a circulating nurse? 452 00:21:16,791 --> 00:21:17,858 We got a train wreck in O.R. ten. 453 00:21:17,926 --> 00:21:19,093 You got it. 454 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,593 Proximal end attached. 455 00:21:22,964 --> 00:21:24,797 Can someone take the retractors from me? 456 00:21:24,865 --> 00:21:25,965 Not really. 457 00:21:26,033 --> 00:21:27,367 I have to use the bathroom. 458 00:21:27,435 --> 00:21:29,803 I know you're a rookie, but you got to be kidding. 459 00:21:29,870 --> 00:21:31,238 - I'm not. - It can wait. 460 00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:35,408 I'm gonna have an accident. 461 00:21:35,476 --> 00:21:37,344 Next one in line, grab it. 462 00:21:46,153 --> 00:21:47,654 - What's wrong? - Hypotension. 463 00:21:47,722 --> 00:21:48,655 Low cardiac output. 464 00:21:48,722 --> 00:21:50,556 Float the swan. 465 00:21:50,624 --> 00:21:52,691 Don't you have your own surgery? 466 00:21:52,759 --> 00:21:54,893 I took a break. I told them I had to pee. 467 00:21:54,961 --> 00:21:57,095 You lied. 468 00:21:58,597 --> 00:22:00,298 Small one. But it's a gateway lie. 469 00:22:00,365 --> 00:22:02,199 I care about the patient. 470 00:22:02,267 --> 00:22:03,601 Another lie. 471 00:22:03,668 --> 00:22:04,935 You care about being exceptional. 472 00:22:05,003 --> 00:22:06,937 I told her dad I was gonna take care of her. 473 00:22:07,005 --> 00:22:09,372 A third lie. 474 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:10,874 Welcome to the slippery slope. 475 00:22:10,942 --> 00:22:12,542 (Taub) Ra is 8. 476 00:22:12,610 --> 00:22:13,944 Equalization of pressures. 477 00:22:14,011 --> 00:22:15,979 Means she has restrictive pericarditis. 478 00:22:16,047 --> 00:22:18,048 Add that to a calcified pineal gland. 479 00:22:18,115 --> 00:22:19,549 (House) When is a calcified pineal gland 480 00:22:19,617 --> 00:22:21,284 not a calcified 481 00:22:21,352 --> 00:22:23,220 pineal gland? 482 00:22:23,287 --> 00:22:24,521 I realize, technically, it's never, but— 483 00:22:24,588 --> 00:22:25,922 when it's a granuloma. 484 00:22:25,990 --> 00:22:27,591 It's Wegener's. We should start her on steroids. 485 00:22:27,658 --> 00:22:28,725 (Masters) But she had a high CK. 486 00:22:28,793 --> 00:22:30,259 Wegener's wouldn't explain the— 487 00:22:30,327 --> 00:22:31,694 dehydration does. 488 00:22:31,762 --> 00:22:33,729 (Masters) Yes. But the calcified pineal 489 00:22:33,797 --> 00:22:34,630 could be sarcoidosis. 490 00:22:37,334 --> 00:22:39,435 You had me at "I had to pee." 491 00:22:39,503 --> 00:22:41,403 But Thirteen's right. 492 00:22:41,471 --> 00:22:43,572 Start her on three fold immunosuppressants. 493 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,040 Masters, if you want to fight me on this, 494 00:22:45,108 --> 00:22:46,174 fill out a consult form 495 00:22:46,242 --> 00:22:47,876 so you can stick around. 496 00:22:47,944 --> 00:22:49,578 Welcome back. 497 00:22:49,646 --> 00:22:52,381 I'm not back! 498 00:22:52,449 --> 00:22:54,250 I'll just be staying for this case. 499 00:22:58,990 --> 00:23:01,725 You got really good at this lying thing. 500 00:23:10,204 --> 00:23:11,939 Hope it was one hell of a whiz. 501 00:23:13,808 --> 00:23:15,342 I ran into Dr. House. 502 00:23:15,409 --> 00:23:18,912 He requested a surgical consult for his patient. 503 00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:22,048 House never asks for a consult. 504 00:23:22,116 --> 00:23:23,617 Something about this case, 505 00:23:23,685 --> 00:23:25,586 he needed a little more help. 506 00:23:25,653 --> 00:23:27,654 First day of your surgical internship, 507 00:23:27,722 --> 00:23:29,723 you want to be loaned out to another department. 508 00:23:29,791 --> 00:23:32,092 Interesting career move. 509 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,161 Drop the form by my office. 510 00:23:34,229 --> 00:23:35,529 Don't stay away too long. 511 00:23:35,597 --> 00:23:37,998 I'm already well on my way to forgetting you. 512 00:23:45,139 --> 00:23:46,339 How about I take 513 00:23:46,407 --> 00:23:48,342 both you lovely ladies out for a drink? 514 00:23:48,409 --> 00:23:51,244 I'd love to. Except I think you're a cretin. 515 00:23:51,312 --> 00:23:53,046 And the last time she was at a bar 516 00:23:53,114 --> 00:23:54,114 was ballet class. 517 00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:55,349 I didn't take— 518 00:23:56,784 --> 00:23:58,385 Oh. That's funny. 519 00:23:58,453 --> 00:24:00,221 I'm gonna stay and run a few extra tests 520 00:24:00,289 --> 00:24:01,856 on House's patient. 521 00:24:01,924 --> 00:24:03,391 This one lab value doesn't make sense to me. 522 00:24:03,458 --> 00:24:05,760 You're back with House? 523 00:24:05,828 --> 00:24:08,497 Mm. Just this one case. I'm not staying. 524 00:24:08,564 --> 00:24:10,899 I would kill for a chance to work with him. 525 00:24:10,967 --> 00:24:14,903 Like, literally skin you and wear you as a disguise. 526 00:25:49,164 --> 00:25:52,367 You want yours extra crispy or original recipe? 527 00:26:12,752 --> 00:26:15,053 Chickens! 528 00:26:17,823 --> 00:26:19,557 You ever get sick from poultry? 529 00:26:19,625 --> 00:26:22,227 Um, a few months ago 530 00:26:22,294 --> 00:26:26,065 from this pheasant-in-a-can my dad got me as a joke. 531 00:26:26,132 --> 00:26:27,232 You think that's why I'm sick? 532 00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:28,400 I think that can was chock-full 533 00:26:28,468 --> 00:26:31,137 of a bacteria called salmonella enteritis. 534 00:26:31,205 --> 00:26:32,972 Likes to hang out in the bones. 535 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,040 Let me know 536 00:26:34,108 --> 00:26:36,309 if any of this is tender or painful. 537 00:26:36,377 --> 00:26:38,678 Um, this bacteria thing, 538 00:26:38,746 --> 00:26:40,280 is this good news or bad? 539 00:26:40,347 --> 00:26:41,781 Well, if I'm right, 540 00:26:41,849 --> 00:26:45,052 that means all you'll need are antibiotics. 541 00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:48,055 And you'll be, uh, well, shipshape. 542 00:26:48,123 --> 00:26:50,390 Sorry. Couldn't resist. 543 00:26:53,762 --> 00:26:57,497 Did you always know that sailing was it for you? 544 00:26:57,565 --> 00:26:58,732 That it was the right thing? 545 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,835 Didn't even start till I was ten. 546 00:27:01,903 --> 00:27:04,972 And at first, I was not a fan. 547 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,341 Certainly there's plenty not to like about sailing. 548 00:27:07,409 --> 00:27:09,643 But now that you're so into it... 549 00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:10,911 Oh, no, there's still plenty of things 550 00:27:10,979 --> 00:27:12,513 I hate about it. 551 00:27:12,580 --> 00:27:15,182 I hate being wet. I hate being cold. 552 00:27:15,250 --> 00:27:17,084 I hate eating nothing but freeze-dried food. 553 00:27:17,152 --> 00:27:19,419 That is quite the endorsement. 554 00:27:19,487 --> 00:27:21,121 Sailing is amazing. 555 00:27:21,189 --> 00:27:24,123 But doesn't mean I love every second on the boat. 556 00:27:24,191 --> 00:27:26,225 Doing what you love means dealing 557 00:27:26,293 --> 00:27:28,160 with things you don't. 558 00:27:28,228 --> 00:27:29,628 If there were nothing to overcome, 559 00:27:29,695 --> 00:27:31,329 it might not be that— 560 00:27:31,397 --> 00:27:32,464 Ow. 561 00:27:37,770 --> 00:27:40,438 Salmonella enteritis is a nice catch. 562 00:27:40,506 --> 00:27:42,407 Thanks. Starting on the soft tissue windows. 563 00:27:44,778 --> 00:27:46,479 Once this case is over, you going back to surgery? 564 00:27:46,546 --> 00:27:48,982 That's the plan. 565 00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:53,020 I think that's a mistake. 566 00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:54,755 I think you should go back to surgery. 567 00:27:54,823 --> 00:27:57,925 I just said I was. 568 00:27:57,993 --> 00:28:00,528 No. You said it was your plan. 569 00:28:00,596 --> 00:28:02,596 Which means House might be right. 570 00:28:02,664 --> 00:28:06,334 And you might be lying to yourself. 571 00:28:06,402 --> 00:28:08,235 Would it be so terrible? 572 00:28:08,303 --> 00:28:10,371 You chose House over surgery. 573 00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:12,006 My time here changed me 574 00:28:12,073 --> 00:28:15,843 in ways not everyone in my life thought was for the better. 575 00:28:15,911 --> 00:28:18,078 No masses. Moving on to bone windows. 576 00:28:23,385 --> 00:28:25,086 Are those people right? 577 00:28:27,923 --> 00:28:29,958 I think when you do change, 578 00:28:30,025 --> 00:28:31,759 it's not so simple to go back. 579 00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:34,829 There. 580 00:28:34,897 --> 00:28:37,432 In the humerus. 581 00:28:39,202 --> 00:28:41,503 Doesn't look like an infection. 582 00:28:41,571 --> 00:28:43,538 That's because it looks like cancer. 583 00:28:54,852 --> 00:28:57,954 You have lymphoid sarcoma. 584 00:28:58,021 --> 00:28:59,989 A cancer in the bone in your arm. 585 00:29:03,995 --> 00:29:05,195 Am I going to be okay? 586 00:29:05,263 --> 00:29:07,665 It's a treatable cancer. 587 00:29:07,732 --> 00:29:09,900 But part of that treatment 588 00:29:09,968 --> 00:29:11,402 involves amputating your arm. 589 00:29:11,470 --> 00:29:13,371 I'm sorry. 590 00:29:13,438 --> 00:29:15,406 There's nothing else? 591 00:29:18,077 --> 00:29:20,311 We can do chemo and radiation 592 00:29:20,379 --> 00:29:21,645 after the amputation. 593 00:29:21,713 --> 00:29:24,314 I don't mean after. I mean instead of. 594 00:29:24,382 --> 00:29:25,782 If I leave soon, I still have time 595 00:29:25,850 --> 00:29:27,050 to break the record. 596 00:29:27,118 --> 00:29:29,052 Honey, you can't be serious. 597 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:30,387 I feel fine. 598 00:29:30,455 --> 00:29:32,055 Last night, they thought it was an infection. 599 00:29:32,123 --> 00:29:33,257 We know it's cancer. 600 00:29:33,324 --> 00:29:34,791 We ran the biopsy three times. 601 00:29:34,859 --> 00:29:36,359 You don't know 602 00:29:36,427 --> 00:29:37,794 how fast— postponing the surgery 603 00:29:37,862 --> 00:29:39,863 could increase the likelihood that the cancer will spread. 604 00:29:39,930 --> 00:29:42,232 Kendall, you need to think about what the doctor's saying. 605 00:29:42,299 --> 00:29:43,266 I'm thinking 606 00:29:43,334 --> 00:29:44,834 about the sail. 607 00:29:44,902 --> 00:29:46,303 Like I have since I was ten. 608 00:29:46,370 --> 00:29:48,171 Don't take this away from me. 609 00:29:48,239 --> 00:29:50,341 It's just a month. 610 00:29:50,408 --> 00:29:52,309 I can take extra precautions. 611 00:29:52,377 --> 00:29:53,711 I'll Skype you every day and I can fly back 612 00:29:53,779 --> 00:29:54,745 if something goes wrong. 613 00:29:54,813 --> 00:29:56,247 She'll be risking her life. 614 00:29:56,315 --> 00:29:58,649 I think we need to discuss this as a family. 615 00:30:02,054 --> 00:30:03,054 You're considering this? 616 00:30:06,558 --> 00:30:07,792 Your daughter's condition— 617 00:30:07,859 --> 00:30:10,795 Thank you, Dr. Masters. 618 00:30:38,590 --> 00:30:41,725 She's not budging. She wants to launch tomorrow. 619 00:30:41,793 --> 00:30:43,127 She's a minor. 620 00:30:43,195 --> 00:30:46,530 You sign the consent form, we can do the surgery. 621 00:30:46,598 --> 00:30:49,167 Amputation can be an emo— 622 00:30:49,234 --> 00:30:51,637 She's talked my wife into agreeing with her. 623 00:30:53,673 --> 00:30:55,641 One parent's signature is enough. 624 00:31:00,948 --> 00:31:02,581 She needs you to be a parent. 625 00:31:02,649 --> 00:31:05,517 You're asking me to blow up my family. 626 00:31:05,585 --> 00:31:08,353 I'm asking you to save your family. 627 00:31:10,756 --> 00:31:12,089 On her first solo Atlantic crossing, 628 00:31:12,157 --> 00:31:15,025 she scheduled a court date 629 00:31:15,093 --> 00:31:16,360 to become an emancipated minor. 630 00:31:18,262 --> 00:31:21,965 She'll do it again and she'll win. 631 00:31:24,401 --> 00:31:25,535 She is gonna do what she's gonna do 632 00:31:25,602 --> 00:31:27,203 with or without me. 633 00:31:29,707 --> 00:31:31,608 I'd rather have it be with. 634 00:31:49,828 --> 00:31:52,063 I'm stuck. 635 00:31:52,131 --> 00:31:53,665 No, you're not. 636 00:31:53,732 --> 00:31:56,001 Case is over. You're back to surgery. 637 00:31:58,705 --> 00:32:01,307 And fetch. 638 00:32:01,375 --> 00:32:03,776 Oh, that's a good boy. 639 00:32:03,844 --> 00:32:05,378 Oh, that's a good boy. 640 00:32:05,445 --> 00:32:07,146 Hey, good boy. 641 00:32:08,949 --> 00:32:10,416 No one will stop Kendall's sail. 642 00:32:10,484 --> 00:32:11,884 You need to step in. 643 00:32:11,952 --> 00:32:14,287 Sign on the door says I'm a diagnostician. 644 00:32:14,354 --> 00:32:15,789 Cool diagnosis means I'm finished. 645 00:32:15,856 --> 00:32:17,857 She could die. 646 00:32:17,925 --> 00:32:19,926 Pretty sure the law of the land states 647 00:32:19,994 --> 00:32:22,362 that everyone has the right to be an idiot. 648 00:32:22,430 --> 00:32:23,931 I think it's the second amendment. Fetch! 649 00:32:26,101 --> 00:32:28,202 Bring it here, boy. 650 00:32:28,269 --> 00:32:30,838 Who's a good boy? 651 00:32:30,905 --> 00:32:33,907 You are constantly railing against hypocrisy, 652 00:32:33,975 --> 00:32:35,509 forcing people to face the truth. 653 00:32:35,577 --> 00:32:37,711 This time nothing? 654 00:32:37,779 --> 00:32:40,047 Yeah. 'Cause they faced the truth. 655 00:32:40,114 --> 00:32:41,381 And made a decision 656 00:32:41,449 --> 00:32:44,317 that will in all likelihood kill their daughter. 657 00:32:44,385 --> 00:32:47,454 I'm fine with that. 658 00:32:47,522 --> 00:32:50,090 I wanted a diagnosis. I got it. 659 00:32:50,157 --> 00:32:52,660 What do you want? 660 00:32:52,727 --> 00:32:54,996 I don't want her to die. 661 00:32:55,063 --> 00:32:57,766 Break the rules. 662 00:32:59,435 --> 00:33:01,369 I can't. 663 00:33:03,773 --> 00:33:06,108 So coloring inside the lines is more important to you 664 00:33:06,176 --> 00:33:08,077 than saving this girl's life? 665 00:33:09,913 --> 00:33:11,581 I was wrong about one thing, 666 00:33:11,649 --> 00:33:14,518 you are not exceptional. 667 00:33:14,586 --> 00:33:17,855 And fetch! 668 00:33:17,923 --> 00:33:19,958 Ho ho ho. Oh, that's a good boy. 669 00:33:20,026 --> 00:33:25,030 Good boy. Good boy. 670 00:33:26,532 --> 00:33:27,666 Dr. Wilson. 671 00:33:27,733 --> 00:33:29,835 Um, I'd like to get your advice 672 00:33:29,903 --> 00:33:31,804 about a cancer patient. 673 00:33:31,871 --> 00:33:34,540 Kendall Pearson. Oncology rounds. 674 00:33:34,607 --> 00:33:36,942 Everyone's talking about it. 675 00:33:37,009 --> 00:33:38,543 Are you okay? 676 00:33:38,611 --> 00:33:40,845 Yeah, my back's acting up. 677 00:33:40,913 --> 00:33:43,781 Oh. Um... 678 00:33:43,849 --> 00:33:46,517 So what would you do? 679 00:33:46,585 --> 00:33:48,485 I would keep trying to convince her 680 00:33:48,553 --> 00:33:49,853 to have the surgery. 681 00:33:49,921 --> 00:33:52,623 And if she kept saying no? 682 00:33:52,691 --> 00:33:54,625 I would just keep— 683 00:33:54,693 --> 00:33:56,527 Keep—keep trying. 684 00:33:58,997 --> 00:34:00,331 I know there's a chicken under there. 685 00:34:00,398 --> 00:34:02,032 Oh, thank God. 686 00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:03,901 It's pecked through 687 00:34:03,969 --> 00:34:06,637 one pair of my loafers. 688 00:34:12,879 --> 00:34:13,912 So that's all you'd do? 689 00:34:13,980 --> 00:34:16,315 That's all you can do. 690 00:34:17,784 --> 00:34:18,651 Is it? 691 00:34:29,428 --> 00:34:31,629 Isn't that House's chicken? 692 00:34:31,696 --> 00:34:32,796 Disgusting beasts. 693 00:34:32,864 --> 00:34:34,131 I don't know why I ever agreed to this bet. 694 00:34:34,198 --> 00:34:35,465 So call it off. 695 00:34:35,533 --> 00:34:37,834 And lose $20? 696 00:34:37,902 --> 00:34:40,636 Listen, House was in 697 00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:42,905 the exact same situation Kendall's in. 698 00:34:42,973 --> 00:34:44,807 He needed surgery, but he didn't want it. 699 00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:46,275 Once he was in medically-induced coma, 700 00:34:46,343 --> 00:34:47,410 his girlfriend signed 701 00:34:47,477 --> 00:34:49,411 the consent form as his proxy. 702 00:34:49,479 --> 00:34:50,779 They went ahead with the surgery 703 00:34:50,847 --> 00:34:51,847 against his will. 704 00:34:51,915 --> 00:34:54,617 Probably saved his life. 705 00:34:54,684 --> 00:34:57,353 So she did the right thing? 706 00:34:57,421 --> 00:35:00,390 Depends on who you ask. 707 00:35:02,093 --> 00:35:02,959 (House) Fetch! 708 00:35:05,330 --> 00:35:07,364 (Wilson) No! No! 709 00:35:15,608 --> 00:35:17,409 (Man) Excuse me. 710 00:35:17,477 --> 00:35:19,044 Who's responsible for this chicken? 711 00:35:19,112 --> 00:35:21,046 Does anyone know 712 00:35:21,114 --> 00:35:22,348 who owns the chicken? 713 00:35:22,415 --> 00:35:25,517 That bird belongs to... 714 00:35:25,584 --> 00:35:28,920 Dr. Gregory House. 715 00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:08,857 You need to do this surgery. 716 00:36:08,925 --> 00:36:10,158 I will. 717 00:36:10,226 --> 00:36:11,259 Now. 718 00:36:11,327 --> 00:36:12,927 We've been through this. 719 00:36:12,995 --> 00:36:14,595 I'm leaving today. 720 00:36:14,663 --> 00:36:16,263 It's a stupid record. 721 00:36:16,331 --> 00:36:17,998 It's not about the record. 722 00:36:20,935 --> 00:36:23,070 I used to race against other people. 723 00:36:23,138 --> 00:36:25,506 I could have the slowest boat in the fleet and I'd win. 724 00:36:25,574 --> 00:36:27,942 So it's about being better than everyone else? 725 00:36:28,010 --> 00:36:31,079 It has nothing to do with anybody except me. 726 00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:35,350 The other racers would think I was crazy. 727 00:36:35,418 --> 00:36:37,220 I'd set off on some tacking angle 728 00:36:37,287 --> 00:36:38,454 that made no sense to them 729 00:36:38,522 --> 00:36:43,626 because they couldn't see what I saw. 730 00:36:43,694 --> 00:36:45,561 I could sense the changes in the wind 731 00:36:45,629 --> 00:36:46,896 before they even happened. 732 00:36:50,866 --> 00:36:53,868 At the top of the game, you play by different rules. 733 00:37:00,974 --> 00:37:03,842 Medicine's gonna burn a little bit. 734 00:37:25,299 --> 00:37:27,033 (Foreman) Bradycardic arrest. Third degree heart block. 735 00:37:27,101 --> 00:37:28,267 Likely paraneoplastic syndrome. 736 00:37:28,335 --> 00:37:30,069 We need to get her to the O.R. 737 00:37:30,137 --> 00:37:31,437 For pacemaker or plasmapheresis. 738 00:37:36,677 --> 00:37:38,111 What's going on? 739 00:37:38,178 --> 00:37:40,146 The cancer is causing her heart to slow down. 740 00:37:40,214 --> 00:37:42,583 We have to get her to the O.R. and treat her. 741 00:37:42,650 --> 00:37:44,251 This is what I was worried about. 742 00:37:44,319 --> 00:37:46,187 If this had happened at sea, she would be dead. 743 00:37:46,254 --> 00:37:47,922 Oh, my God. 744 00:37:47,990 --> 00:37:50,959 We need you to sign the consent form. 745 00:37:51,027 --> 00:37:53,762 Authorize us to amputate her arm. 746 00:38:13,816 --> 00:38:15,616 (Chase) Subclavian access established. 747 00:38:15,684 --> 00:38:17,451 Temporary pacer ready. Don't need it. 748 00:38:17,519 --> 00:38:18,518 Push calcium chloride. 749 00:38:18,586 --> 00:38:19,486 It'll fix the heart block. 750 00:38:21,756 --> 00:38:24,391 Bradycardia was me. 751 00:38:24,459 --> 00:38:26,327 You did this? 752 00:38:26,395 --> 00:38:31,033 Parents signed the consent form. 753 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:33,369 Amputate her arm. 754 00:38:51,671 --> 00:38:52,838 What happened? 755 00:38:57,809 --> 00:38:59,076 You had a cardiac episode 756 00:38:59,144 --> 00:39:01,045 that required us to bring you into the O.R. 757 00:39:01,113 --> 00:39:03,381 That crisis resolved, but— 758 00:39:03,449 --> 00:39:06,317 What did you do? What did you do? 759 00:39:06,385 --> 00:39:07,652 During surgery, we found cancer 760 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:09,420 in a lymph node in your neck. 761 00:39:09,488 --> 00:39:11,323 So you cut off my arm? Cancer was already spreading. 762 00:39:11,391 --> 00:39:12,724 It had to be done. 763 00:39:12,792 --> 00:39:14,926 I told you I didn't want this. 764 00:39:14,994 --> 00:39:16,861 If we had waited until after the sail was over 765 00:39:16,929 --> 00:39:19,497 you would have died. 766 00:39:19,565 --> 00:39:22,867 That record. That was everything. 767 00:39:22,935 --> 00:39:24,836 (Bobby) It wasn't everything. 768 00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:28,073 You have a life. A future. 769 00:39:28,141 --> 00:39:29,641 You weren't supposed to do this. How could you? 770 00:39:29,709 --> 00:39:31,076 Because we love you. 771 00:39:32,946 --> 00:39:33,946 I hate you. 772 00:39:34,013 --> 00:39:36,916 I hate both of you. 773 00:39:36,983 --> 00:39:39,985 Okay. 774 00:39:47,660 --> 00:39:49,461 My arm. 775 00:40:03,542 --> 00:40:05,710 My arm. 776 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:12,317 Dr. Masters, thank you. 777 00:40:43,516 --> 00:40:46,751 Someone has got their pouty face on. 778 00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:48,019 I did things 779 00:40:48,086 --> 00:40:49,653 no doctor in their right mind would do. 780 00:40:49,721 --> 00:40:51,288 Good. 781 00:40:51,356 --> 00:40:54,491 I manipulated, lied, forged, stole. 782 00:40:54,559 --> 00:40:55,926 I don't want to know the specifics. 783 00:40:55,994 --> 00:40:57,127 Might be called to testify. 784 00:41:03,334 --> 00:41:05,902 I broke the rules because I believed I was right. 785 00:41:05,970 --> 00:41:07,437 You were right. 786 00:41:07,505 --> 00:41:09,506 Then why don't I feel good or satisfied? 787 00:41:09,574 --> 00:41:11,541 Instead, I just feel like throwing up. 788 00:41:11,609 --> 00:41:14,311 And you're following me to ask how I break the rules 789 00:41:14,378 --> 00:41:15,545 and maintain my rosy demeanor. 790 00:41:16,581 --> 00:41:17,881 I didn't do it to be happy. 791 00:41:17,949 --> 00:41:21,451 I just thought I would be. 792 00:41:21,519 --> 00:41:25,790 You can't always get what you want. 793 00:41:25,857 --> 00:41:27,691 To the victor, the spoils. 794 00:41:27,759 --> 00:41:30,227 Your bird recover okay? 795 00:41:30,295 --> 00:41:31,462 Physically, yes. 796 00:41:31,530 --> 00:41:34,332 Emotionally, it was a long night. 797 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,601 Next week: Ferrets? 798 00:41:39,405 --> 00:41:41,005 House. 799 00:41:43,842 --> 00:41:47,379 I can't do it. 800 00:41:47,446 --> 00:41:49,481 I'm leaving. 801 00:41:52,017 --> 00:41:53,817 Surgery? 802 00:41:57,222 --> 00:41:59,723 I... don't know what I'm going to do. 803 00:41:59,791 --> 00:42:02,260 But I do know I don't want to be here. 804 00:42:12,238 --> 00:42:14,172 Nothing will ever be simple again. 805 00:42:17,543 --> 00:42:19,410 I'm fine with that. 806 00:42:59,008 --> 00:43:03,008 == sync, corrected by elderman ==