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Jennifer Williams?

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And you are?

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Cyrus.
Cyrus Harry?

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You used to call my Cy if it's—
if it's really you.

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I—I'm trying to find
the Jennifer Williams

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I knew 23 years ago.

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We spent a long weekend
at the Jersey Shore?

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She was visiting a friend...

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That lasted
longer than usual.

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That's it for Lansdale.

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Pack it up.

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Let's move on to Philly.

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Seriously,
you gonna complain?

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How many limo drivers
are making six figures?

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Cy, you're my little cousin,
and I love you,

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and you've been
more than generous.

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I'm upset because
you are wasting your time

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over some faded memory

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when there is a world
of pleasure out there.

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The kind of cash you got
buys a lot of it.

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Come on.
be like that.

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I've just been
driving around all day.

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I'm a little cranky.

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Hey!

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My leg won't move.

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Are you gonna stare,
or are you gonna call 911?

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==

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Partial paralysis.

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Head CT and LP
showed nothing.

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Spinal MRIs
and EMG were clean.

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Brain symptom, yet nothing seems
to be wrong with his brain.

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Refrigerator mechanic,
no family, in and out of work.

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He just won $42 million
in the state lottery.

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I think I read about
this lucky bastard in the paper.

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You sure you don't mean
the lucky bastard

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whose grandkids
snorted his winnings

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till he drank himself to death
with drain cleaner?

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Or the lucky bastard who was
found naked and penniless

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in a strip club parking lot

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with his winning number
tattooed on both testicles?

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Neuro-otological pathology could
have caused loss of balance.

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Calorics were normal.

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Sure, some people
will screw up anything,

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but some won't.

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That kind of cash,

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he has a chance to turn
a miserable life around.

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Miserable stays miserable.

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Happy doesn't buy lottery
tickets in the first place.

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Our level of happiness
is set.

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It's in our DNA.

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No cash payout's
gonna change that.

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It's like
there's two of me.

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The guy repairs appliances.

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He's probably got
toxic brain damage

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from years of working
with toxic chemicals.

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Or his sudden disease
came from his sudden millions.

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He's buying something,
collecting something,

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ceramics, precious metals,

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which gave him atherosclerosis
of his carotid arteries.

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My mother's lawyer called.

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She's threatening
to sue the hospital

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over our mistreatment
of her.

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Says it slowed
her recovery.

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You know,
I was just thinking

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how much I want
a relationship with no sex

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but where I still have
to deal with your mother.

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Go to the patient's
old workshop.

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Look for causes
of toxic brain damage.

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Go take a new history,

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and see if there's
any lifestyle changes

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that would explain
atherosclerosis.

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Go.

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Medicinal.

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I'm expecting a shooting
pain in my ass.

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My mom and I
got into a fight.

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Because of our replacement
hip replacement,

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she can barely get around
her own house.

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I told her she has to live
with me while she recovers.

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Oh, I'm starting
to get the connection.

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Yeah, she has a house,

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my name is House.

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You're the doctor
that treated her,

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that illegally switched
her meds after she fired you,

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that went behind the back
of her actual doctor.

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Those beads from Thailand.

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If we're listing all the things
that you pressured me into.

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The point is you're the
who's on the line here,

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whose name is on
her hospital records.

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Whose name is on her name?

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Fine.

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We're both on the line,

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but she won't discuss this
with me alone.

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She and her lawyer
want to meet with both of us

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for settlement talks

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I need you in that meeting
acting nice and respectful

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while I defuse this stunt.

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Yeah well, I'm not
going to that meeting,

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so I'm guessing you're cool

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if I'm not nice
and respectful either.

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Picked up
any new hobbies?

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How's a hobby
gonna paralyze my left leg?

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If you work on vintage cars
or you've taken up painting,

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the fumes can...

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No cars, no paints.

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You're a popular guy.

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Popular wallet.

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I had my appendix out.

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Phil was there.
No one else even called.

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What about drugs?

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No drugs.

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Look, I've seen
all the documentaries,

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I've read all the articles.

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I'm not gonna be
a tabloid cliche.

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I know what I'm gonna do
my money.

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Find and build a life

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with the one woman
I ever cared for.

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The point is
nothing's changed.

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I live the same life.
I eat the same food.

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Same crappy canned food.

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How many of your meals
do you eat from a can?

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Most of 'em.

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I'm used to it.

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I order 'em
by the case online.

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Is that bad?

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You're worried about
the trickle down effect

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of Cuddy versus House
versus Cuddy.

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You're reading subtext
into my silence?

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House gets to you
more than anyone.

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House thinks
I'm a robot.

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You think I'm a wuss?

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No, no, no, no.

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I think you're repressed.

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Well,
it's out of your control.

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Tough childhood, strained
relations with your family.

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Can't be easy trying to succeed
in a white man's world.

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First of all, white man,

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I've done at least
as well as you have.

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Second, I didn't think
you take House's view

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that life sucks
and we're stuck.

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I think you're stuck.

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Last month or so
I've turned my life around.

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I'm happier than ever.

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Sleeping with ten women
instead of four?

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Try none.

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He was cutting metal...
Inhaled the dust?

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Unless he was snorting
lines of the stuff.

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None?

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Was having tons of sex,

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and I was bored,
hating myself.

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Was never gonna be ready
when something real came along.

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So you're becoming
some kind of super monk,

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and I can't change at all.

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I challenge you to go
one differential

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without House or anyone else
getting under your skin.

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Since I say
nothing gets to me

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and you won't take me
at my word,

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how am I supposed
to prove you wrong?

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I guess you can't.

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I hope that doesn't
eat at you.

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Off-brand solvent.
From China.

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Made of God knows what.

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Patient eats cheap
canned goods by the caseload.

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Could be metal poisoning?

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He also worked
with cut-rate chemicals.

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Could be inhalation
of a toxic volatile substrate.

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Treatment for both
is chelation.

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Great work.

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Alkalinize his urine
and force diuresis

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for heavy metal poisoning.

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If that doesn't work,
put him on dialysis

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for toxic inhalation.

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I just said treatment
for both is chelation.

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And I said force diuresis
and try dialysis.

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You need a transcript?

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You want to put him
on dialysis,

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risk infection
and hemodynamic swings

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when we can just chelate?

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Whoa, whoa.
Settle down.

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If we chelate,

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we're not gonna know
what disease he had,

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which means we're not
gonna know if the problem

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was in his lousy old job
or his still-lousy new life.

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Which for the purposes
of a metaphorical argument

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is very important.

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Pointless to argue.

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He's the boss.
He needs his puzzle solved.

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Why bang our heads
against the wall?

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When you're done
with the patient,

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treat Foreman by banging
his head against the wall.

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Where's the dialysis machine?

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Who cares?
Since I ordered chelation.

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We'll flip a coin, tell House
it was one disease or the other.

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Worst case, he finds out and
he's impressed we defied him.

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I'm sorry. I asked you to remove
the dialysis equipment,

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not the chelation equipment.

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And Dr. Cuddy asked me
to remove all equipment.

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She de-authorized
all treatment.

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She won't let us make a move

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until you agree
to a sit-down

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with the godmother
and her consigliere.

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Bitch to king four.

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Checkmate.

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Patient can't use his leg.

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You have to concede.

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Or I could just knock
all the pieces

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onto the floor.

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You're discharging me?

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We really...

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Don't have
a good lie here, so...

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You got caught
in some politics

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between our boss
and his boss,

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but you'll be out of here
20 minutes tops.

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I'm not better,
but you're kicking me out?

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Which is why
it'll only be 20 minutes.

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See, the Dean of Medicine
acts tough,

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but she's not really.

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She'll step in,
readmit you.

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So you're saying that she cares
more about his treatment

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than the doctor who's
actually treating him.

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Phil, shut up.

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Cyrus.

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Jennifer.

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It's good to see you.

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I read about you
in the paper,

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so I hopped the first
train from Virginia.

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So you read that
he struck it rich?

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He's right.

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It—it must look weird.

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It kind of is weird.

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Well, we're a long way
from the third street jetty.

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I just wanted to see
you again and say hi,

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so... Hi.

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Hi.

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I was starting to think
I'd never find my...

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Baby bear.

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Oh, my God.
I'm—I'm so sorry.

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I'm so sorry.

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I—I don't even
feel nauseous.

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I don't know why—

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your hand is shaking.
Okay.

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You're having
a focal seizure.

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What does that mean?

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It means you're not
getting discharged.

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We were right
that it's a brain issue,

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but wrong about toxic inhalation
and metal poisoning.

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Everyone else is waiting—

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That was totally
courageous of Khloe

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to Tweet about
her weight gain.

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House, I've got a patient
with a seizure disorder

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who can't walk.

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Another one?

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Thought we kicked out
the last one.

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Obviously I'll let you
treat your patient.

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What are you doing?

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We got a patient with a walking
disorder who can't seize.

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No, wait.
I'm close, though, right?

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I wasn't finished.

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Of course I'll let you
treat your patient

259
00:10:59,248 --> 00:11:01,282
if you meet me halfway.

260
00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:03,418
Well, I guess
I'm not finished either.

261
00:11:03,485 --> 00:11:05,620
No clinic hours
for the next quarter.

262
00:11:05,687 --> 00:11:07,154
Yeah,
three parking spots,

263
00:11:07,221 --> 00:11:09,155
next to each other,
so I can park diagonally,

264
00:11:09,223 --> 00:11:12,191
and three pairs
of your underwear.

265
00:11:12,259 --> 00:11:16,862
I'm thinking of
taking up sailing.

266
00:11:16,930 --> 00:11:18,363
Forget it.

267
00:11:18,431 --> 00:11:20,665
Treat your patient,
don't treat your patient.

268
00:11:20,733 --> 00:11:22,367
Come to the meeting,
don't come to the meeting.

269
00:11:22,434 --> 00:11:23,734
I'm done playing your game.

270
00:11:23,802 --> 00:11:25,168
You realize the game
is automatically over

271
00:11:25,236 --> 00:11:29,772
when the loser loses, right?

272
00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,608
Neurological lyme disease

273
00:11:31,675 --> 00:11:34,211
explains the seizures
and the paralysis.

274
00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:36,679
But not the fact that Chase
seems to be treating you.

275
00:11:36,747 --> 00:11:39,415
He claims he can swear off
sex indefinitely.

276
00:11:39,483 --> 00:11:44,052
Also claims that I am a boiling
cauldron of repressed rage.

277
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:50,391
Your theory is idiotic.

278
00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:55,995
The patient's antibody titers
were negative for lyme disease.

279
00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:59,497
And I shared a motel room
with your ex-girlfriend.

280
00:12:02,401 --> 00:12:05,402
You make a good point
about the antibody titers.

281
00:12:05,470 --> 00:12:07,670
He's a rock.

282
00:12:07,737 --> 00:12:09,905
How's your brother—
homeless guy?

283
00:12:09,973 --> 00:12:11,506
Haven't heard from him
in months!

284
00:12:11,574 --> 00:12:13,341
I don't know.
Wish I did.

285
00:12:13,409 --> 00:12:14,842
Postural hypotension,

286
00:12:14,910 --> 00:12:17,277
which could have reduced
the blood supply to his brain.

287
00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:19,045
He'd be a miserable wretch.

288
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,479
Actually,
the prognosis is—

289
00:12:20,547 --> 00:12:21,813
Oh, I'm sorry.

290
00:12:21,881 --> 00:12:23,382
No, I just meant his life
is gonna unravel.

291
00:12:23,450 --> 00:12:26,485
In fairness,
that applies to any diagnosis.

292
00:12:26,553 --> 00:12:28,823
Why do we do this?

293
00:12:28,891 --> 00:12:31,594
It's not postural hypotension.
He's not orthostatic.

294
00:12:31,662 --> 00:12:33,163
His life may unravel,
it may not.

295
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,298
He's not chasing after
material things.

296
00:12:35,366 --> 00:12:36,800
Too bad.
He might actually get those.

297
00:12:36,868 --> 00:12:38,068
He's looking for love.

298
00:12:38,136 --> 00:12:39,536
Just tracked down
an old girlfriend.

299
00:12:39,604 --> 00:12:41,438
And she'll never live up
to the memory,

300
00:12:41,505 --> 00:12:43,606
and the thrill of finding
her will wear off,

301
00:12:43,674 --> 00:12:47,342
and he won't even be able
to dream about being happy.

302
00:12:47,410 --> 00:12:49,144
Interesting.

303
00:12:49,212 --> 00:12:51,080
The patient may have found
some long-ago nookie,

304
00:12:51,148 --> 00:12:53,149
but it doesn't mean he hasn't
had some in the meantime.

305
00:12:53,217 --> 00:12:54,550
Herpes encephalitis.

306
00:12:54,618 --> 00:12:56,786
Explains
the neurological symptoms.

307
00:12:56,854 --> 00:12:58,654
EEG to confirm,

308
00:12:58,822 --> 00:13:00,723
I.V. acyclovir to treat.

309
00:13:00,791 --> 00:13:03,025
How's Foreman's
BP holding?

310
00:13:03,093 --> 00:13:03,993
Same.

311
00:13:04,061 --> 00:13:05,228
That's strange,

312
00:13:05,295 --> 00:13:07,596
since I unplugged the lead
30 seconds ago.

313
00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:15,671
Admirable effort.

314
00:13:15,739 --> 00:13:16,939
And I'm not just saying that

315
00:13:17,007 --> 00:13:18,440
'cause I'm scared
you might turn green

316
00:13:18,508 --> 00:13:20,475
and rip through
your own clothes.

317
00:13:24,746 --> 00:13:26,380
Down on the patient's romance

318
00:13:26,447 --> 00:13:30,450
because your own lifespan is
shorter than dinner and a movie?

319
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:33,986
You're the one who said
miserable stays miserable.

320
00:13:34,054 --> 00:13:36,422
You keep saying it.
Several times a day.

321
00:13:36,489 --> 00:13:38,023
I love being back,

322
00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:39,958
having every theory
you and I share

323
00:13:40,025 --> 00:13:42,659
used as proof of my own
personal damage.

324
00:13:50,235 --> 00:13:51,868
I'm afraid we'll
need you to step out

325
00:13:51,936 --> 00:13:53,170
when the EEG begins.

326
00:13:53,237 --> 00:13:54,771
The waiting area's
just down the hall.

327
00:13:54,839 --> 00:13:56,506
I got to catch an early train
in the morning anyway.

328
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,074
No, don't.

329
00:13:58,142 --> 00:14:01,611
I'll put you up in a nice hotel,
or rent you a furnished place.

330
00:14:01,678 --> 00:14:05,115
I came for the night 'cause
I wanted to see how you were.

331
00:14:05,183 --> 00:14:07,351
Maybe get back
in your life a bit,

332
00:14:07,418 --> 00:14:08,652
but if I take your money...

333
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:12,656
What's wrong with
a nice place to stay?

334
00:14:12,724 --> 00:14:14,692
Unless of course...

335
00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:16,560
You don't want to stay.

336
00:14:18,829 --> 00:14:19,895
I guess I could keep
my motel room

337
00:14:19,963 --> 00:14:22,031
another night or two.

338
00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:32,575
Need a consult.

339
00:14:32,643 --> 00:14:34,543
Did an EEG on my patient.

340
00:14:34,611 --> 00:14:36,511
Turns out the reason
that prior doctors

341
00:14:36,579 --> 00:14:37,846
thought it wasn't
a neuro problem

342
00:14:37,914 --> 00:14:40,316
is because it's
not a neuro problem.

343
00:14:40,383 --> 00:14:43,552
The EEG did show signs
of metabolic distress.

344
00:14:43,619 --> 00:14:45,486
Well, scan his abdomen.

345
00:14:45,554 --> 00:14:47,720
Yeah, let's assume we'd already
figured that out on our own,

346
00:14:47,788 --> 00:14:49,821
and found a mass
on the pancreas.

347
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,862
Mass looks solid.
I'd say it's cancer.

348
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,196
Paraneoplastic syndrome

349
00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,832
would explain
the neurological symptoms.

350
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:00,733
You need to get
a piece of it.

351
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,234
Schedule a CT-guided biopsy.

352
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:07,006
Yeah, let's assume we'd already
figured that out on our own.

353
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:10,977
Then what's this consult?

354
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,678
Why haven't you
been yelling at me

355
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:16,115
about the Cuddy twins?

356
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:17,683
Because you're doing
the right thing.

357
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:20,219
Are we talking about
the same issue?

358
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,354
Is there something
I don't know about

359
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,323
that I'm responding
to appropriately?

360
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,359
Cuddy wants you
in the middle of this.

361
00:15:26,427 --> 00:15:27,927
So does Arlene.

362
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,928
Because they don't want
to face their own problem.

363
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,965
Somehow, in your knee-jerk,
juvenile way,

364
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:38,302
you tripped and fell into an
actual adult response to this.

365
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,337
You're right.

366
00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:48,145
That was Cuddy's
strategy all along.

367
00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:49,613
She wanted me to think

368
00:15:49,681 --> 00:15:52,483
that she desperately
needed me to be there

369
00:15:52,550 --> 00:15:54,718
so that I wouldn't be there.

370
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:03,527
Where is Dr. House?

371
00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:05,396
I didn't want him here.

372
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,999
This isn't about her treatment
at Princeton-Plainsboro.

373
00:16:08,066 --> 00:16:11,468
It's about the fight
we had last week.

374
00:16:11,536 --> 00:16:13,203
I'd like a moment
with my mother

375
00:16:13,271 --> 00:16:15,673
to try and work this out
on our own.

376
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:17,708
I'm afraid my client
doesn't want to—

377
00:16:17,775 --> 00:16:19,276
It's mother's day Sunday.

378
00:16:19,343 --> 00:16:22,111
We can't have five minutes
alone to fix this?

379
00:16:22,179 --> 00:16:23,612
Relax.
You can still bill me

380
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:25,848
for the time
standing in the hallway.

381
00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:31,953
I know you're mad at me,

382
00:16:32,021 --> 00:16:34,089
but you can barely make it
up those stairs.

383
00:16:34,157 --> 00:16:36,291
How many nights have you
spent on your couch?

384
00:16:36,359 --> 00:16:38,327
This has nothing to do
with our fight.

385
00:16:38,394 --> 00:16:40,897
We're talking about my home,
not a prison camp.

386
00:16:40,964 --> 00:16:42,331
What did I just say?

387
00:16:42,399 --> 00:16:44,601
I think it was something
about this not being personal.

388
00:16:44,669 --> 00:16:45,736
You can spend time
with Rachel.

389
00:16:45,803 --> 00:16:47,137
I can watch over you.

390
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,138
Win, win.

391
00:16:48,206 --> 00:16:49,473
Maybe I've got
a medical thing.

392
00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:51,075
Maybe I just think
I'm talking,

393
00:16:51,142 --> 00:16:52,576
but no one can hear me,

394
00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:55,680
not just
my uncaring daughter.

395
00:16:55,747 --> 00:16:56,614
What do you want?

396
00:16:56,681 --> 00:16:58,115
20 grand.

397
00:16:58,182 --> 00:17:00,851
I'll hire help and forget
this nightmare you put me thr—

398
00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:03,788
make it 30.
I'll put in a stair lift.

399
00:17:03,855 --> 00:17:07,458
If my board even hears
about these threats,

400
00:17:07,525 --> 00:17:09,326
let alone a settlement,

401
00:17:09,394 --> 00:17:10,627
they'll investigate
what happened

402
00:17:10,695 --> 00:17:11,895
while you were here
as a patient.

403
00:17:11,963 --> 00:17:15,798
House and I could both
lose our licenses.

404
00:17:15,866 --> 00:17:18,535
I've been assuming
this is personal

405
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:20,137
because I don't want to assume

406
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,372
that was what
my mother wants.

407
00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,080
House.

408
00:17:30,148 --> 00:17:31,281
Ex-not-mom-in-law.

409
00:17:31,349 --> 00:17:32,649
You said
you weren't coming.

410
00:17:32,717 --> 00:17:36,153
After you said pretty please
with sugar on top?

411
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,754
Problem is we only
give store credit,

412
00:17:37,822 --> 00:17:41,525
so I say we put your old,
cracked poisonous hip back in.

413
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:42,760
Here and now.

414
00:17:42,827 --> 00:17:43,727
I saved your life.

415
00:17:43,795 --> 00:17:44,728
Happy to un-save it.

416
00:17:44,796 --> 00:17:46,263
He is being an ass.

417
00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:48,064
If I could join you
in suing him—

418
00:17:48,132 --> 00:17:49,766
She's like this
in bed too.

419
00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:51,934
Always scheming to get
the lawyers out of the room.

420
00:17:55,371 --> 00:17:57,739
If House isn't going
to take this seriously,

421
00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:00,441
I know a few judges
who will.

422
00:18:05,112 --> 00:18:07,180
Was I supposed to be
the good cop?

423
00:18:09,283 --> 00:18:12,385
I had to rig the monitor.

424
00:18:12,453 --> 00:18:14,988
I had a lot of salt
with breakfast.

425
00:18:17,492 --> 00:18:19,226
You think I'm repressed too?

426
00:18:19,294 --> 00:18:21,262
I think you're in danger
of being dissolved

427
00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:22,297
by your own stomach acids.

428
00:18:22,365 --> 00:18:23,765
Well, what about Chase?

429
00:18:23,832 --> 00:18:26,067
Believe all that nonsense
about him being celibate?

430
00:18:26,135 --> 00:18:27,969
Don't know,
but I'm rooting for him.

431
00:18:28,036 --> 00:18:29,503
Read the studies.

432
00:18:29,571 --> 00:18:31,238
The fewer partners you have,

433
00:18:31,305 --> 00:18:34,174
the happier you are
with your ultimate partner.

434
00:18:34,242 --> 00:18:37,411
Hmm. Then you're
gonna be miserable.

435
00:18:37,478 --> 00:18:38,912
The studies,

436
00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:42,149
it's important that they
have a control group.

437
00:18:42,216 --> 00:18:45,954
There's the tumor
on his pancreas.

438
00:18:46,022 --> 00:18:51,394
There's one on his kidney
and one in his colon.

439
00:18:51,461 --> 00:18:55,230
One looks avascular,
one looks vascular.

440
00:18:55,298 --> 00:18:57,299
The third looks calcifie

441
00:18:57,367 --> 00:19:00,135
he has three completely
different cancers at once.

442
00:19:00,203 --> 00:19:02,871
On average,
not so lucky after all.

443
00:19:06,072 --> 00:19:08,372
You had to go all
Wile E. Coyote on me.

444
00:19:08,432 --> 00:19:10,732
You told me that Arlene
wanted me in the middle of it.

445
00:19:10,763 --> 00:19:12,597
I had to show her that
no good would come of that.

446
00:19:12,665 --> 00:19:16,134
Seriously?
That's your rationalization?

447
00:19:16,202 --> 00:19:19,771
How about you didn't like
that Cuddy tricked you?

448
00:19:19,839 --> 00:19:21,539
Even though you wanted
the same thing as her.

449
00:19:21,607 --> 00:19:24,375
You didn't like that she got
the best of you.

450
00:19:24,443 --> 00:19:26,343
You've got more anger
toward her than you realize.

451
00:19:26,411 --> 00:19:30,415
I'm happier without her.

452
00:19:30,482 --> 00:19:34,353
I'm not stupidly expecting her
to make me happy.

453
00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:37,189
I'm happier
with my unhappiness.

454
00:19:37,256 --> 00:19:39,290
Do you listen
to what you're saying?

455
00:19:39,358 --> 00:19:40,591
Because I have to.

456
00:19:40,659 --> 00:19:43,093
I'm holding a summit meeting
to force you and Cuddy

457
00:19:43,161 --> 00:19:45,629
onto the same page
before a lawsuit gets filed.

458
00:19:51,271 --> 00:19:54,641
Three completely
unrelated cancers at once.

459
00:19:54,708 --> 00:19:57,510
Multi-cancer syndrome—
Von Hippel Lindau?

460
00:19:57,578 --> 00:19:59,445
Wouldn't have
touched his colon.

461
00:20:01,581 --> 00:20:03,382
I hereby certify
that Dr. Foreman

462
00:20:03,449 --> 00:20:06,118
has not tampered with this
blood pressure mechanism

463
00:20:06,186 --> 00:20:07,386
in any way.

464
00:20:07,454 --> 00:20:09,588
And after I prove
I'm 100% stress free,

465
00:20:09,656 --> 00:20:11,857
do I get to strap you
into a chastity belt?

466
00:20:11,924 --> 00:20:13,458
What if the patient's missing

467
00:20:13,526 --> 00:20:15,827
a tumor-suppressor gene?

468
00:20:15,895 --> 00:20:18,063
How would we even find it?

469
00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:19,364
We need to blast him
with chemo now.

470
00:20:19,431 --> 00:20:20,965
We can't give the patient chemo.

471
00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:22,567
His platelet count's
through the floor.

472
00:20:22,635 --> 00:20:24,569
Even worse,
it'd contain his cancers.

473
00:20:24,637 --> 00:20:26,070
If we want to know
what they have in common,

474
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,705
we got to see
where they spread next.

475
00:20:27,772 --> 00:20:29,440
You want to wait six months
while the cancer spreads

476
00:20:29,508 --> 00:20:31,042
and his seizures and
paralysis get worse?

477
00:20:31,109 --> 00:20:32,643
Well, now,
that's crazy talk.

478
00:20:32,711 --> 00:20:34,311
But if we pump the patient

479
00:20:34,379 --> 00:20:38,348
full of vascular endothelial
growth factor...

480
00:20:38,416 --> 00:20:42,386
Foreman doesn't
like that idea.

481
00:20:46,825 --> 00:20:50,728
You want to grow more
and bigger cancers?

482
00:20:50,796 --> 00:20:53,164
We can't figure out what
three small ones have in common,

483
00:20:53,232 --> 00:20:56,133
maybe can figure out what
eight big ones have in common?

484
00:20:59,004 --> 00:21:00,471
Is this idea real,

485
00:21:00,539 --> 00:21:02,439
or are you just threatening
to kill the patient

486
00:21:02,507 --> 00:21:04,408
to screw with me?

487
00:21:08,813 --> 00:21:11,449
This whole thing
is idiotic.

488
00:21:11,517 --> 00:21:12,717
What does it matter
what's inside of me

489
00:21:12,785 --> 00:21:13,718
if I know
how to control it?

490
00:21:13,786 --> 00:21:15,220
Makes no difference to us,

491
00:21:15,288 --> 00:21:18,056
but you may want
to make out a will.

492
00:21:18,123 --> 00:21:20,391
Go get lotto boy's consent,

493
00:21:20,459 --> 00:21:22,526
and turn his cancers
up to 11.

494
00:21:30,968 --> 00:21:33,136
You, what,
found my old yearbook,

495
00:21:33,203 --> 00:21:35,438
and got a picture of
my high school boyfriend?

496
00:21:35,505 --> 00:21:37,506
Actually, that would
have been a lot simpler.

497
00:21:37,574 --> 00:21:39,909
No, I took this
ten minutes ago.

498
00:21:43,448 --> 00:21:45,649
Your high school boyfriend
who dumped you,

499
00:21:45,717 --> 00:21:47,384
leaving you unable to believe

500
00:21:47,452 --> 00:21:49,351
that anyone can rekindle
an old flame.

501
00:21:49,418 --> 00:21:52,587
He dumped me after
I hooked up with his sister.

502
00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:01,062
Would you mind
letting him down gently?

503
00:22:01,129 --> 00:22:03,964
I might have made promises
you can't keep.

504
00:22:08,970 --> 00:22:11,038
We're giving you more cancer.

505
00:22:11,106 --> 00:22:13,507
The risks of that
are kind of obvious.

506
00:22:13,575 --> 00:22:15,642
We'll scan you, run your blood
at frequent intervals.

507
00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:17,177
We believe
this is our best chance

508
00:22:17,245 --> 00:22:19,913
at finding the underlying
genetic flaw.

509
00:22:29,125 --> 00:22:31,426
Will you marry me?

510
00:22:36,032 --> 00:22:37,265
Don't be stupid.

511
00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:39,033
If this cancer
overwhelms me,

512
00:22:39,167 --> 00:22:41,735
at least I'll die happy
here and now,

513
00:22:41,803 --> 00:22:43,271
instead of hoping
for a future

514
00:22:43,339 --> 00:22:45,973
I may never have.

515
00:22:46,041 --> 00:22:48,643
I love you.

516
00:22:48,710 --> 00:22:50,310
No, you don't.

517
00:22:50,378 --> 00:22:52,947
You don't know.
You can't know.

518
00:22:57,218 --> 00:22:59,886
We both need more time.

519
00:22:59,954 --> 00:23:01,888
And I believe
we're gonna have it.

520
00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:11,464
Do you notice she's wearing
different clothes every day?

521
00:23:11,532 --> 00:23:14,266
As opposed to the same,
starfleet-issued tunic?

522
00:23:14,334 --> 00:23:15,434
She said she came
for one night.

523
00:23:15,502 --> 00:23:16,802
Why'd she pack for more?

524
00:23:16,870 --> 00:23:18,370
So she stuffed an extra
sweatshirt in her bag,

525
00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:19,638
or she bought something.

526
00:23:19,706 --> 00:23:21,907
Used? She's here because
an old beau struck gold.

527
00:23:21,975 --> 00:23:23,509
She turned down
a proposal.

528
00:23:23,576 --> 00:23:25,044
How long a game
you think she's playing?

529
00:23:25,111 --> 00:23:26,412
I think if she said yes
after 14 hours,

530
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:27,780
even he'd be suspicious.

531
00:23:27,847 --> 00:23:29,915
You're lucky you're hot
and smart, because—

532
00:23:29,983 --> 00:23:33,752
well, you're just lucky
you're hot and smart.

533
00:23:51,604 --> 00:23:52,770
I need a hooker.

534
00:23:52,838 --> 00:23:56,240
Not if you can make that work.

535
00:23:56,308 --> 00:23:59,010
How is that
supposed to relax you?

536
00:23:59,078 --> 00:24:01,145
It's not for me.
It's for Chase.

537
00:24:01,213 --> 00:24:02,814
I'm saving myself too.

538
00:24:02,881 --> 00:24:03,981
Maybe you should
get a couple.

539
00:24:04,049 --> 00:24:05,816
You're riding me.
Why not ride him?

540
00:24:05,884 --> 00:24:07,851
Because I can get a rise
out of your BP.

541
00:24:07,919 --> 00:24:09,887
His pp on the other hand...

542
00:24:09,955 --> 00:24:12,223
Forget yoga.
Embrace Zen.

543
00:24:12,291 --> 00:24:13,458
You're a repressed idiot.

544
00:24:13,525 --> 00:24:14,925
He's a horny idiot.

545
00:24:14,993 --> 00:24:17,161
Neither one of you
can do anything about it.

546
00:24:17,229 --> 00:24:19,531
Pretty sure that's Zen.

547
00:24:40,853 --> 00:24:42,554
Thought we were meeting
in Cuddy's office.

548
00:24:42,622 --> 00:24:44,156
And I put one of
the radio frequency

549
00:24:44,324 --> 00:24:45,724
tagged sponges
from the O.R.

550
00:24:45,792 --> 00:24:47,392
In your
portable television.

551
00:24:47,460 --> 00:24:48,794
However much it hurt,

552
00:24:48,861 --> 00:24:50,296
I did have a right
to break up with you.

553
00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:52,265
You just want everything to have
a hidden personal agenda.

554
00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:53,599
You need to get over it

555
00:24:53,667 --> 00:24:55,368
instead of torpedoing
our jobs out of spite.

556
00:24:55,435 --> 00:24:57,337
Couldn't just be that
you're a pain professionally.

557
00:24:57,404 --> 00:24:59,072
Stop!

558
00:24:59,139 --> 00:25:00,640
You're both at fault here.

559
00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:02,476
You for trying
to manipulate House

560
00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:03,677
when you used to know better,

561
00:25:03,744 --> 00:25:06,646
and you for...
Being you,

562
00:25:06,713 --> 00:25:08,714
which an especially bad idea
under the circumstances.

563
00:25:08,782 --> 00:25:10,281
I had good reasons.

564
00:25:10,382 --> 00:25:12,550
You had lame
rationalizations.

565
00:25:12,617 --> 00:25:14,251
If I hadn't played him,

566
00:25:14,318 --> 00:25:16,553
he'd have found out about the
meeting and crashed it anyway.

567
00:25:16,621 --> 00:25:17,854
Would have been
a lot more efficient.

568
00:25:17,922 --> 00:25:19,456
Enough! Okay,
here's what's gonna happen.

569
00:25:19,557 --> 00:25:21,793
Tomorrow I drive
both of you to Arlene's.

570
00:25:21,861 --> 00:25:24,061
You're gonna write her
a personal check for $30,000,

571
00:25:24,129 --> 00:25:25,396
and tell her she can stay
in her own home

572
00:25:25,464 --> 00:25:26,397
with your blessing.

573
00:25:26,465 --> 00:25:27,632
You're gonna do this

574
00:25:27,699 --> 00:25:29,467
because you actually
give a crap about your job

575
00:25:29,535 --> 00:25:31,369
and this hospital
and your mother,

576
00:25:31,436 --> 00:25:33,871
and possibly even House.

577
00:25:33,939 --> 00:25:35,540
And you're gonna say,
"I'm sorry,"

578
00:25:35,607 --> 00:25:37,642
and not utter
one syllable more.

579
00:25:37,709 --> 00:25:39,176
Because I'm an idiot?

580
00:25:39,244 --> 00:25:41,178
No, because if you don't,
I'm gonna tell the pharmacy

581
00:25:41,246 --> 00:25:42,979
to stop issuing Vicodin
prescriptions in my name.

582
00:25:53,342 --> 00:25:55,443
Anything look different?

583
00:25:55,511 --> 00:25:56,945
Not yet.

584
00:25:57,012 --> 00:25:58,246
Where's Jennifer?

585
00:25:58,313 --> 00:26:01,582
She's embezzling money
from my Swiss bank account.

586
00:26:01,650 --> 00:26:02,916
That's what you think,
isn't it?

587
00:26:02,984 --> 00:26:06,286
I'm being taken for a ride?

588
00:26:06,353 --> 00:26:08,687
I think
she wouldn't be here

589
00:26:08,755 --> 00:26:11,957
if you were still
fixing refrigerators.

590
00:26:12,025 --> 00:26:13,392
One random set of numbers

591
00:26:13,459 --> 00:26:15,393
doesn't change human nature.

592
00:26:15,461 --> 00:26:18,496
Those sets of numbers
are what kept me going.

593
00:26:18,564 --> 00:26:20,197
Clutching those tickets,

594
00:26:20,264 --> 00:26:22,765
thinking about the life
I could have,

595
00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:24,367
finding Jennifer again.

596
00:26:24,435 --> 00:26:26,769
So you figure if one
long-shot dream came true

597
00:26:26,837 --> 00:26:29,038
the other one will as well?

598
00:26:29,106 --> 00:26:32,307
You think
you're protecting me.

599
00:26:32,375 --> 00:26:34,476
I think you're sad.

600
00:26:34,544 --> 00:26:37,778
Can't stand to see
somebody happy.

601
00:26:45,586 --> 00:26:48,254
Mom, here's a check.

602
00:26:48,322 --> 00:26:50,723
It's a settlement
for all you've been through.

603
00:26:50,791 --> 00:26:52,124
Of course you can
stay in your home.

604
00:26:52,191 --> 00:26:53,725
It was wrong of me
to suggest otherwise.

605
00:26:57,395 --> 00:26:59,664
I'm sorry.

606
00:26:59,765 --> 00:27:01,732
That we saved your life.

607
00:27:05,036 --> 00:27:07,203
In the way that we did.

608
00:27:07,271 --> 00:27:09,138
B-plus.

609
00:27:09,206 --> 00:27:11,273
I hope this
resolves everything.

610
00:27:11,341 --> 00:27:13,942
I can tell you that both
your daughter and Dr. House—

611
00:27:14,010 --> 00:27:16,144
this is 30 grand.

612
00:27:16,212 --> 00:27:17,546
Which is what
you asked for.

613
00:27:17,613 --> 00:27:19,247
This covers
pain and suffering.

614
00:27:19,315 --> 00:27:22,117
What about
the probate lawyer?

615
00:27:22,184 --> 00:27:23,184
Do you two...

616
00:27:23,252 --> 00:27:25,320
I have to change my will,

617
00:27:25,388 --> 00:27:26,588
leave everything to Julia

618
00:27:26,656 --> 00:27:28,857
so this one doesn't try
more funny business

619
00:27:28,925 --> 00:27:30,225
to get control of my home.

620
00:27:30,292 --> 00:27:32,660
I'm sure we can toss in
another 2,500.

621
00:27:32,728 --> 00:27:34,962
Well, I guess I'll have
to kill you tonight then.

622
00:27:35,030 --> 00:27:36,997
Mom,
I'm not interested in—

623
00:27:37,065 --> 00:27:38,698
You already think
you own my body.

624
00:27:38,866 --> 00:27:40,667
Why not my home too?

625
00:27:40,734 --> 00:27:42,068
Everybody stay calm, and—

626
00:27:42,136 --> 00:27:44,439
You have to lash out at
everyone who tries to help you?

627
00:27:44,506 --> 00:27:46,708
Live in your own kitchen sink
for all I care.

628
00:27:46,776 --> 00:27:48,110
Harsh.

629
00:27:48,178 --> 00:27:49,612
I didn't think
you had a case before,

630
00:27:49,679 --> 00:27:51,881
but that is no way
to talk to a patient.

631
00:27:51,948 --> 00:27:54,516
You are right.

632
00:28:06,529 --> 00:28:09,297
Chase has had his eyes
on this one for months.

633
00:28:09,365 --> 00:28:11,700
Meaning he has eyes?

634
00:28:11,768 --> 00:28:13,502
I paid her 100 bucks.

635
00:28:13,569 --> 00:28:14,736
When he hits on her—

636
00:28:14,804 --> 00:28:16,338
might be tonight,
might be next week—

637
00:28:16,405 --> 00:28:18,507
she's gonna slap him
and storm off.

638
00:28:18,575 --> 00:28:21,544
So your plan is to prove
you're both full of crap

639
00:28:21,612 --> 00:28:23,146
all in one move?

640
00:28:23,214 --> 00:28:24,648
First he'll
compliment her hair.

641
00:28:24,715 --> 00:28:26,216
That's how he breaks the ice.

642
00:28:26,283 --> 00:28:30,786
Next comes some kind of
joke or story.

643
00:28:30,854 --> 00:28:32,287
He's sharpening his harpoon.

644
00:28:32,354 --> 00:28:35,289
Are my moves
this predictable?

645
00:28:35,357 --> 00:28:37,958
She's grabbing his arm.

646
00:28:38,026 --> 00:28:39,559
He's going in
for the kill.

647
00:29:07,420 --> 00:29:09,221
Don't let it
get to you.

648
00:29:14,326 --> 00:29:16,928
Poured a lot of gas
on the fire.

649
00:29:16,995 --> 00:29:18,996
Ultrasound will give us
a good look at the damage.

650
00:29:19,064 --> 00:29:20,397
Little more gel.

651
00:29:20,465 --> 00:29:21,832
I never made a will.

652
00:29:21,899 --> 00:29:23,601
I want to provide for you,
if I don't—

653
00:29:23,669 --> 00:29:25,136
Stop it, will you?

654
00:29:25,204 --> 00:29:27,405
Like you to hold
your breath for a sec.

655
00:29:27,473 --> 00:29:30,708
Your money,
there's charities, causes.

656
00:29:30,776 --> 00:29:32,343
Your family.

657
00:29:32,411 --> 00:29:35,712
You got to ask yourself
what's mattered to you most

658
00:29:35,780 --> 00:29:36,913
year in and year out.

659
00:29:40,484 --> 00:29:42,519
That can't be right.

660
00:29:42,586 --> 00:29:44,687
Is it bad news?

661
00:29:44,755 --> 00:29:46,323
No.

662
00:29:46,391 --> 00:29:49,694
We've been pumping you
with growth factor,

663
00:29:49,762 --> 00:29:52,730
but you don't have
any new cancers.

664
00:29:52,798 --> 00:29:56,801
The tumors you had
all shrank.

665
00:29:59,107 --> 00:30:01,741
Three tumors disappearing
means we were probably wrong

666
00:30:01,769 --> 00:30:03,903
about him missing
a tumor-suppressor gene.

667
00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:05,437
How many mulligans
are you gonna ask for?

668
00:30:05,504 --> 00:30:08,138
This test is what raised
my blood pressure.

669
00:30:08,206 --> 00:30:10,741
I'm used to it now.

670
00:30:10,808 --> 00:30:12,975
Go.

671
00:30:14,044 --> 00:30:14,977
If it's autoimmune

672
00:30:15,044 --> 00:30:16,611
and he created antibodies

673
00:30:16,679 --> 00:30:18,312
that ended up
fighting his own tumors...

674
00:30:18,380 --> 00:30:19,514
Growth factor
would have made

675
00:30:19,581 --> 00:30:21,415
the underlying autoimmune
condition better.

676
00:30:21,483 --> 00:30:23,182
Maybe it was never cancer
in the first place.

677
00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:26,585
Of course it was cancer.
We biopsied.

678
00:30:26,653 --> 00:30:28,854
It could have been
a false positive.

679
00:30:28,921 --> 00:30:30,688
Amyloidosis?

680
00:30:30,756 --> 00:30:34,057
His EKG voltage has been
on the low end of normal.

681
00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:36,691
What if the tumors were actually
protein deposits?

682
00:30:36,758 --> 00:30:39,959
G.I. biopsy to confirm,
chemo to treat.

683
00:30:40,027 --> 00:30:41,193
She's making that diagnosis

684
00:30:41,261 --> 00:30:43,062
based off of low-normal EKG.

685
00:30:43,130 --> 00:30:47,334
Low-normal is still normal.

686
00:30:47,502 --> 00:30:48,969
That thing cannot be right.

687
00:30:49,037 --> 00:30:50,570
Low-normal is still low,

688
00:30:50,705 --> 00:30:51,938
and that thing
does not have money

689
00:30:52,006 --> 00:30:53,173
riding on you being wrong,

690
00:30:53,241 --> 00:30:54,041
like the rest of us do.

691
00:30:54,108 --> 00:30:55,408
Chase fixed this.

692
00:30:55,476 --> 00:30:57,209
Oh, I think you're confusing
Chase and Foreman.

693
00:30:57,277 --> 00:30:59,411
I used to do that
all the time.

694
00:30:59,479 --> 00:31:00,846
I know it's rigged.

695
00:31:00,913 --> 00:31:01,913
Because you're Mr. Cool?

696
00:31:01,981 --> 00:31:03,381
Nothing could
possibly faze—

697
00:31:03,449 --> 00:31:04,949
Because I took
a beta blocker!

698
00:31:15,391 --> 00:31:19,394
Both times, right?

699
00:31:19,462 --> 00:31:21,262
His platelet count's
still low.

700
00:31:21,329 --> 00:31:22,530
Chemo's still
a death sentence.

701
00:31:22,597 --> 00:31:24,699
Treating for amyloid
with normal EKG

702
00:31:24,767 --> 00:31:26,034
is like doing
heart surgery on a guy

703
00:31:26,102 --> 00:31:27,770
because he's
ten pounds overweight.

704
00:31:27,838 --> 00:31:29,138
It's insane.
Well, we'll do it your way—

705
00:31:29,205 --> 00:31:30,939
go shout at the patient
till he gets better.

706
00:31:31,007 --> 00:31:33,341
G.I. biopsy to confirm,
chemo to treat.

707
00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:44,017
Here's the dirty
little secret.

708
00:31:44,085 --> 00:31:45,752
I just think
we are who we are.

709
00:31:45,819 --> 00:31:47,953
And I think
lotteries are stupid.

710
00:31:49,956 --> 00:31:52,424
Janet... hemorrhoid?

711
00:31:56,896 --> 00:32:00,932
That's not my name.
It's why I'm here.

712
00:32:01,066 --> 00:32:03,067
Oh, I see.
It goes across.

713
00:32:03,134 --> 00:32:04,501
We better make this fast,

714
00:32:04,568 --> 00:32:05,669
'cause I'm about to lose

715
00:32:05,737 --> 00:32:07,137
my medical license
for malpractice.

716
00:32:07,205 --> 00:32:08,638
It's nothing unusual.

717
00:32:08,706 --> 00:32:11,240
The head of the hospital's
about to lose hers too.

718
00:32:19,848 --> 00:32:22,183
I heard Cuddy quadrupled
your clinic hours.

719
00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:23,117
Yeah,
but you know what?

720
00:32:23,184 --> 00:32:24,618
I'm flying through patients.

721
00:32:24,686 --> 00:32:25,886
Arlene wants
another meeting.

722
00:32:25,954 --> 00:32:28,255
I know. Told my seconds
to tell her seconds

723
00:32:28,323 --> 00:32:30,290
that she gets
no second chance.

724
00:32:30,358 --> 00:32:31,792
Well, technically,
it's a third chance,

725
00:32:31,859 --> 00:32:33,159
but I don't have thirds.

726
00:32:33,261 --> 00:32:34,794
Cuddy told her the same thing,
more or less.

727
00:32:34,862 --> 00:32:37,230
So you got us on
the same page after all.

728
00:32:37,298 --> 00:32:39,065
I've been thinking
about your irrationality,

729
00:32:39,133 --> 00:32:40,800
and I've come up with a rational
explanation for it.

730
00:32:40,868 --> 00:32:42,202
That's quite a challenge.

731
00:32:42,269 --> 00:32:44,037
You don't want
to let go of Cuddy,

732
00:32:44,105 --> 00:32:46,206
so you're clinging
to the negative interaction,

733
00:32:46,273 --> 00:32:48,074
because some small part of you

734
00:32:48,142 --> 00:32:50,343
thinks the bad stuff
beats nothing at all.

735
00:32:50,410 --> 00:32:52,211
You're almost
making this work.

736
00:32:52,279 --> 00:32:55,414
All you got to do now
is change reality.

737
00:32:55,482 --> 00:32:57,149
Perhaps if I was
the one suing me.

738
00:32:57,217 --> 00:32:58,584
You didn't start it,

739
00:32:58,652 --> 00:33:00,487
but you had the chance
to end it, and you didn't.

740
00:33:00,554 --> 00:33:02,088
You love her, House,

741
00:33:02,156 --> 00:33:03,456
and it's human to hang on,

742
00:33:03,524 --> 00:33:05,859
but you're blowing up
not just your job

743
00:33:05,926 --> 00:33:09,629
but any chance of any kind
of relationship with her again.

744
00:33:19,305 --> 00:33:21,474
Hi.

745
00:33:27,113 --> 00:33:29,816
What's that?

746
00:33:29,884 --> 00:33:31,351
It's a check.

747
00:33:31,419 --> 00:33:33,654
For $10 million.

748
00:33:42,230 --> 00:33:46,902
Uh, I don't know
what to say, I mean...

749
00:33:46,970 --> 00:33:48,870
You already been
so generous.

750
00:33:48,938 --> 00:33:50,838
By hiring you?

751
00:33:50,906 --> 00:33:52,106
Yeah.

752
00:33:52,174 --> 00:33:55,544
For a whopping six figures?
My own blood?

753
00:33:55,611 --> 00:33:58,546
Best friend I ever had?

754
00:33:58,614 --> 00:34:02,050
Year in, year out.

755
00:34:32,982 --> 00:34:36,617
You're wearing contacts
under your glasses?

756
00:34:36,685 --> 00:34:38,753
I must have forgotten
to take them off when I—

757
00:34:38,821 --> 00:34:39,821
They're tinted.

758
00:34:39,889 --> 00:34:41,957
Do you change
your eye color?

759
00:34:42,025 --> 00:34:46,061
Sometimes I like
to mix it up.

760
00:34:46,129 --> 00:34:47,563
I don't understand.
What are you...

761
00:34:47,631 --> 00:34:51,666
Wait, you—
you don't have brown eyes?

762
00:34:57,838 --> 00:35:02,808
Where'd the name
baby bear come from?

763
00:35:02,876 --> 00:35:04,644
It's so long ago,
I don't...

764
00:35:04,712 --> 00:35:07,280
It's a birthmark
on your left breast

765
00:35:07,348 --> 00:35:09,482
in the shape of a bear.

766
00:35:09,550 --> 00:35:11,651
You forgot that?

767
00:35:17,391 --> 00:35:19,426
It's the one thing
I never told you.

768
00:35:19,493 --> 00:35:23,430
That's why
she doesn't know.

769
00:35:23,498 --> 00:35:26,433
It's not like that.
I swear.

770
00:35:29,904 --> 00:35:31,804
Get out.

771
00:35:31,872 --> 00:35:33,506
Get out, both of you.

772
00:35:33,573 --> 00:35:35,574
Come on, man.

773
00:35:35,642 --> 00:35:37,042
Get out.

774
00:35:37,110 --> 00:35:38,343
I'm sorry.

775
00:35:38,410 --> 00:35:39,978
Get out!

776
00:35:40,046 --> 00:35:42,981
Both of you!

777
00:35:49,022 --> 00:35:50,923
You were right.

778
00:35:50,990 --> 00:35:54,059
I'm just another
lottery fool.

779
00:35:54,127 --> 00:35:58,731
My life sucks.
It'll always suck.

780
00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:00,767
He's crashing.

781
00:36:00,834 --> 00:36:03,270
Everything's shutting down.

782
00:36:08,408 --> 00:36:09,742
Patient had
a cardiac arrest,

783
00:36:09,789 --> 00:36:11,256
and his lungs
and liver failed

784
00:36:11,287 --> 00:36:12,788
before we even
started the chemo.

785
00:36:12,856 --> 00:36:15,190
Brain symptoms that
aren't brain symptoms,

786
00:36:15,248 --> 00:36:16,649
tumors that come and go?

787
00:36:16,667 --> 00:36:17,901
It's not amyloidosis.

788
00:36:17,968 --> 00:36:20,436
You're forgetting alopecia.

789
00:36:20,504 --> 00:36:21,537
Oh, I'm sorry.

790
00:36:21,605 --> 00:36:22,905
I thought you were just

791
00:36:22,973 --> 00:36:25,008
listing the things it's not,
alphabetically.

792
00:36:25,075 --> 00:36:26,576
His long lost love
is a fraud.

793
00:36:26,644 --> 00:36:27,644
Thirteen figured that out.

794
00:36:27,711 --> 00:36:28,711
Good for her.

795
00:36:28,779 --> 00:36:30,246
Decades of menial work,

796
00:36:30,314 --> 00:36:32,748
three cancers couldn't
make him die miserable.

797
00:36:32,816 --> 00:36:33,849
She just did.

798
00:36:33,917 --> 00:36:35,284
The truth
made him miserable.

799
00:36:35,351 --> 00:36:38,487
It's like
there's two of me.

800
00:36:40,690 --> 00:36:43,225
Keep the clinic shut down.

801
00:36:43,293 --> 00:36:44,426
But wherever it is,

802
00:36:44,494 --> 00:36:46,228
it's isolated to the
administrative floor.

803
00:36:46,295 --> 00:36:48,664
I'm not gonna
evacuate the whole...

804
00:36:55,837 --> 00:36:57,471
Only way to get
the two of you

805
00:36:57,539 --> 00:37:00,006
in the same place
at the same time.

806
00:37:02,910 --> 00:37:04,576
Reopen everything.

807
00:37:04,644 --> 00:37:07,212
Readmit everyone. Now.

808
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:10,181
I want you both to know
I'm filing the suit today,

809
00:37:10,249 --> 00:37:12,716
delivering the paperwork
to your counsel's office.

810
00:37:12,917 --> 00:37:13,917
You have to be destructive.

811
00:37:13,985 --> 00:37:15,318
You have to tear things apart.

812
00:37:15,385 --> 00:37:16,852
God forbid you should say

813
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,954
what's really on
that twisted mind of yours?

814
00:37:19,021 --> 00:37:20,455
And you're the great
peacemaker?

815
00:37:20,522 --> 00:37:23,890
Single mom, can't keep a man
long enough to cook a meal.

816
00:37:23,958 --> 00:37:27,494
You'd be dead if it weren't
for our mistreatment.

817
00:37:27,561 --> 00:37:29,696
And somehow you'd still find
something to whine about.

818
00:37:29,764 --> 00:37:31,466
We'll let the court
decide who's whining,

819
00:37:31,533 --> 00:37:32,967
since you're so sure—

820
00:37:33,035 --> 00:37:35,970
We're not getting
back together.

821
00:37:36,038 --> 00:37:38,372
What are you talking about?

822
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,474
It's the only explanation.

823
00:37:40,541 --> 00:37:42,175
Why she keeps making threats

824
00:37:42,243 --> 00:37:46,212
without ever filing her stupid,
yet completely valid lawsuit.

825
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:47,546
Why she ripped up her will,

826
00:37:47,614 --> 00:37:50,315
why she kicked half
the hospital out on the street.

827
00:37:50,383 --> 00:37:53,251
She wants us united
against her.

828
00:37:53,319 --> 00:37:56,587
This is her drawing blood

829
00:37:56,655 --> 00:37:59,857
over the latest of a long line
of imaginary slights.

830
00:37:59,925 --> 00:38:03,694
She doesn't care if anyone
else is happy for a single—

831
00:38:07,465 --> 00:38:10,567
Look at you idiots.

832
00:38:10,635 --> 00:38:13,036
Who else is gonna put up
with either of you?

833
00:38:17,340 --> 00:38:20,942
I asked you to move in.

834
00:38:21,010 --> 00:38:24,812
That meant we weren't
gonna reconcile.

835
00:38:27,515 --> 00:38:31,518
I'm sorry, mom.

836
00:38:31,586 --> 00:38:37,791
Some things take more
than a common enemy.

837
00:38:37,859 --> 00:38:41,198
Then you're an idiot
with impossible standards.

838
00:38:56,715 --> 00:38:59,583
Common enemy.

839
00:38:59,651 --> 00:39:01,652
One way to trigger
brain symptoms

840
00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:03,854
when there's nothing wrong
with your brain

841
00:39:03,922 --> 00:39:06,756
have something else turn
your brain into a common enemy.

842
00:39:06,824 --> 00:39:08,692
You have a teratoma,

843
00:39:08,759 --> 00:39:11,995
a usually harmless
congenital growth

844
00:39:12,063 --> 00:39:14,930
which can be filled with
almost any kind of tissue.

845
00:39:14,998 --> 00:39:18,000
And, unusually,
not at all harmless.

846
00:39:18,068 --> 00:39:20,903
If I'm right, yours is filled
with primitive cells,

847
00:39:20,971 --> 00:39:23,375
some of which developed
into brain cells.

848
00:39:23,443 --> 00:39:26,045
These foreign cells
leaked into your bloodstream.

849
00:39:26,112 --> 00:39:29,048
Now, the body
is a little xenophobic.

850
00:39:29,116 --> 00:39:30,884
It creates antibodies.

851
00:39:30,952 --> 00:39:32,319
The problem is,
there's not much difference

852
00:39:32,386 --> 00:39:33,954
between brain cells
in your abdomen

853
00:39:34,022 --> 00:39:35,455
and brain cells in your brain.

854
00:39:35,523 --> 00:39:37,190
To make matters worse,

855
00:39:37,258 --> 00:39:40,494
primitive cells can become
almost anything.

856
00:39:40,561 --> 00:39:41,995
Grow like weeds.

857
00:39:42,063 --> 00:39:44,362
Which means they
can turn into tumors,

858
00:39:44,430 --> 00:39:49,233
destroy whole organ systems.

859
00:39:49,301 --> 00:39:50,734
But the cancer?

860
00:39:50,802 --> 00:39:52,169
Was cancer.

861
00:39:52,236 --> 00:39:55,105
Just growing so fast it
collapsed under its own weight.

862
00:39:55,173 --> 00:39:58,374
Am I gonna live?

863
00:39:58,442 --> 00:40:01,544
Cut out the teratoma,
what's left of your cancer,

864
00:40:01,612 --> 00:40:03,913
you should be fine.

865
00:40:03,981 --> 00:40:06,849
Think of it as
your second luckiest day.

866
00:40:06,917 --> 00:40:09,018
It's hard to feel lucky.

867
00:40:09,086 --> 00:40:11,788
The woman I love
was a fraud.

868
00:40:11,856 --> 00:40:15,192
No, actually a fraud
was a fraud.

869
00:40:15,259 --> 00:40:17,894
You fell for her
just the same.

870
00:40:17,962 --> 00:40:19,729
You may stay miserable,

871
00:40:19,797 --> 00:40:22,232
but your long lost love
is not gonna be the reason why.

872
00:41:52,723 --> 00:41:55,525
It's the real Jennifer.

873
00:41:55,593 --> 00:41:56,993
Or at least
the only one to show up

874
00:41:57,061 --> 00:41:58,995
who actually has
the birthmark.

875
00:41:59,063 --> 00:42:02,498
He's renting her
an apartment.

876
00:42:02,566 --> 00:42:04,233
It'll end horribly.

877
00:42:04,301 --> 00:42:06,970
Not for him.

878
00:42:07,037 --> 00:42:09,372
She may take all his money,

879
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:12,575
and he may be a naive idiot,
but...

880
00:42:12,643 --> 00:42:14,243
He'll always be hopeful,

881
00:42:14,311 --> 00:42:19,916
so he'll always be happy.

882
00:42:19,984 --> 00:42:22,052
You lost your mother.

883
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,821
You euthanized
your brother.

884
00:42:23,888 --> 00:42:27,992
You got the life expectancy
of a pretty good sitcom.

885
00:42:28,060 --> 00:42:29,561
If you can convince yourself

886
00:42:29,629 --> 00:42:30,929
that you'd be miserable
no matter what

887
00:42:30,997 --> 00:42:32,297
even without all that stuff,

888
00:42:32,365 --> 00:42:35,501
then maybe you don't have
to hate the universe

889
00:42:35,569 --> 00:42:40,040
for dumping
a giant turd on you.

890
00:42:40,108 --> 00:42:45,080
Fatalism is your
survival mechanism.

891
00:42:45,147 --> 00:42:48,284
And you?

892
00:42:48,351 --> 00:42:50,186
Dumped by everyone
you've ever loved.

893
00:42:50,254 --> 00:42:51,721
Rehab was a bust.

894
00:42:51,789 --> 00:42:54,892
Your leg feels like somebody
took a giant bite out of it.

895
00:42:57,896 --> 00:43:00,966
We are who we are.

896
00:43:01,033 --> 00:43:02,568
Lotteries are stupid.

897
00:43:07,007 --> 00:43:10,607
== sync, corrected by elderman ==